1 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,666 Oh, God. 2 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,060 What did I do? 3 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,148 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,932 What did you do? 5 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:29,377 ♪ 6 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:34,121 Oh, God! What did we do? 7 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:44,218 ♪ 8 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,355 Baby, I'm telling you, 9 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,618 that sugar cube is not structurally sound. 10 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,100 Oh, I love to watch you work, baby girl. 11 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,623 Thanks, Dad. 12 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,017 I don't think he was talking to you. 13 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,064 All right, y'all, dinner is served. 14 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:07,371 All right, look at us, making pyramids 15 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,069 and eating TikTok pasta together. 16 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,635 Yes. 17 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,159 I love this team. 18 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:15,597 So when's the team going to help me with my project? 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,685 What project? 20 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,208 I have to make a topographical map 21 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,557 of Georgia by tomorrow. 22 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,603 And they only gave you one day, young lady? 23 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,300 Sure. Let's go with that. 24 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,259 Uh-uh, Birdie, I told you, 25 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:26,695 I'm not bailing you out anymore. 26 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,088 You're just gonna have to take a bad grade. 27 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,700 Okay, if you want to waste a $15,000 tuition. 28 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:32,614 Point taken. 29 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,703 Sweetheart, would you mind 30 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,183 taking Birdie to the art store after dinner? 31 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,662 Oh, I'm sorry. 32 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:41,057 I'm supposed to meet friends for drinks. 33 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,103 Please! 34 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:46,018 Say no. Teach them both a lesson. 35 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:48,151 Okay, fine. 36 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,761 You're lucky you're worth it. 37 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,546 And you're lucky I like the smell of glue. 38 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,288 All right, come on, hands in. 39 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,594 Go team! 40 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,161 Bad news, team. 41 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,510 Gary just got dumped. 42 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,556 What the hell, man? That was my story to tell. 43 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,427 Well, I saved the best part for you. 44 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,429 She did it over text. Go ahead, tell 'em. 45 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,997 But Gary, I thought we were going to Miami 46 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,216 for the couples weekend. 47 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,391 I mean, my bad. 48 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,349 Uh, you all right? What happened? 49 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:13,524 No idea, man. 50 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,787 Everything seemed cool last night. 51 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,224 Okay, what do you want to order? 52 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,791 Um, whatever you in the mood for, boo. 53 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,446 What do you want to watch? 54 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,274 Uh, you always pick the best stuff. 55 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,146 Go ahead. - Okay. 56 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,278 I would love 57 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:32,152 for you to make one decision tonight. 58 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,241 Oh. No problem. 59 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,894 I think 60 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:39,637 you should tell me what decision to make, girl. 61 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,422 Just go ahead and tell me which one. 62 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,250 - Uh, okay. - I can make-- 63 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,642 Oh, you gotta look it up? 64 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:47,732 No, I'm just ordering my Uber. 65 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,038 What's going on with you, man? 66 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,214 You went from a nonchalant man about the town 67 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,911 to a straight-up smother brother. 68 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,217 I'm not a smother brother. 69 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,871 I just spent every waking moment of every day 70 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,307 trying to fulfill her wish in every way, 71 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:58,526 every dream and fantasy, that was all, 72 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,136 all the time. What's wrong with that? 73 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,616 RIP Carrie. 74 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,400 She was buried alive. 75 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:06,925 Um, I don't mean to sound insensitive, 76 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,666 but are we still going to Miami this weekend? 77 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,539 I'm sorry, you weren't trying to sound insensitive. 78 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,280 Hey, I wouldn't worry about Gary. 79 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:16,326 I mean, you'll be right back on those apps, bro, in two seconds. 80 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,807 You'll have another lady before we even take off. 81 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,852 Or maybe you can do a tribute video 82 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,811 to our relationship and she'll come back to me. 83 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:26,423 Or maybe I could keep doing the election results. 84 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,034 Come on, Gary, man, you'll get over it in Miami. 85 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,993 It's the sexiest city in the world, baby. 86 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,516 That's why the Golden Girls moved there. 87 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,257 - True. - What do I look like 88 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,867 going on a romantic couples weekend 89 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:38,261 two days after I get dumped for being too good of a guy? 90 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,393 Aww. 91 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,698 Nick and I broke up too. 92 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,961 Ooh, this is just like "Waiting to Exhale." 93 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,528 Why would somebody need to wait to exhale? 94 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,269 Just breathe. - Oh, my God. 95 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,489 - No, not the restaurant dude. - Yeah. 96 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,534 Come on, you were the lemon pepper queen of Atlanta. 97 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,233 I know. Those wings were so good. 98 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,930 But not anymore, I've renounced my throne. 99 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,324 The Restaurant Owners Convention is huge. 100 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,456 I really need you to be there to support me. 101 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,676 Nick, I can't just take a week off of work. 102 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,721 Come on, it's just a silly little morning show. 103 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,941 Can't you find somebody to replace you? 104 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,509 Sure. Here. 105 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:09,684 She can replace me. 106 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:13,601 As your girlfriend. 'Cause we done. 107 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:16,256 Does that mean I can replace him as your boyfriend? 108 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,692 - What the Phil? - Phil, why? 109 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,259 I thought I was the only one Phil hit on. 110 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,652 Mika, why don't you come to Miami? 111 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,264 That way, Gary doesn't have to be a third wheel 112 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,743 and y'all can lick y'all's wounds. 113 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,571 Wounds? I broke up with Nick. 114 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:31,401 But I wouldn't mind celebratin' my newfound freedom. 115 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:32,576 You know who else should go to celebrate 116 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,577 their newfound freedom? 117 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,013 - Who? - Me. 118 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,450 I'm sorry. 119 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:37,668 What freedom were you missing out on 120 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,497 as a 30-year-old white woman in America? 121 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,933 David and I separated. 122 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:42,934 What? 123 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,327 Surprise! 124 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,981 How old are your kids? 125 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,331 Three, five, eight, and... 126 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,377 37. 127 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,813 Looks like somebody's upset with David. 128 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,252 So-- 129 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,167 Okay, so what was the problem? 130 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,386 He just let you clown him 131 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,344 in front of complete strangers too damn much? 132 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:02,302 I'm sorry, I-- - Gary! 133 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,651 Oh, snap, come on now, Gary. 134 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,392 Don't dump your pain on Tami. 135 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,871 She's just as pitiful and pathetic as you are. 136 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,525 - Okay. - Hey, but take it from somebody 137 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,310 in a perfect relationship, 138 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,747 who just celebrated my six and a half monthiversary. 139 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,227 Y'all sad sacks need this trip to Miami. 140 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:16,968 - Okay. - Can Phil come? 141 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,361 I'm the saddest sack. 142 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,278 Well, we got a show to do, so we should probably-- 143 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,149 I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that. 144 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,501 Bye, Daddy. 145 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,851 I love you. 146 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,983 Hey, knuckleheads, hey, I'm gonna get a package, 147 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:32,984 sign for it. 148 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,072 Don't open it. 149 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,422 I can't promise you that. 150 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,947 Well, all right, Papa Rick. 151 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,644 It's your first weekend watching the girls alone, 152 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:43,299 so I left you a long emergency contact list, 153 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,171 some helpful bedtime tricks, and allergy information. 154 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,651 Girls don't have allergies. 155 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:48,652 Yeah, I put that on there. 156 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,393 Kenan, you got to relax. 157 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,613 This whole helicopter parenting thing 158 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,528 wasn't a thing back in my day. 159 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,399 That's 'cause your helicopter took off 160 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,488 and never came back. 161 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,837 - That's fair. - Mm-hmm. 162 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,491 Now come on, just get in the car, 163 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,363 go to Miami, and have yourself a blast. 164 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,409 - Ah, I love you. - Love you. 165 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,367 All right, bye, babies. 166 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,716 Bye! 167 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,326 Okay. 168 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,371 Let's do this. 169 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:18,595 Hey, I almost didn't recognize you 170 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,205 without a martini glued to your lips. 171 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,991 That's funny 'cause I recognized you right away. 172 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,428 As the neighbor who can't mind her own business. 173 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:28,039 Good one. 174 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,345 So what's going on? 175 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,694 Nothing. I'm just watching 176 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,740 my granddaughter's for the weekend. 177 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,395 I don't know what the big deal is, there's nothing to it. 178 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,613 It's easy to protect kids. 179 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:37,875 You just gotta keep an eye on them. 180 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,052 My arm! 181 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,924 No one was watching me! 182 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,754 Uh--uh, Birdie! 183 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:53,325 ♪ 184 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,892 Miami! 185 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,198 Oh, excuse me. 186 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,330 Thank you very much. 187 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,941 That's right, you sad sacks. 188 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,204 Find yourselves another tray, this one is for my lady. 189 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:05,076 - Aw, thank you, boo. - You're welcome. 190 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,687 I'm gonna go tell them to bring us more drinks. 191 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,819 Okay. 192 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,604 I've seen you take the last thing off a tray before, 193 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,475 but I've never seen you give it to somebody. 194 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,346 Yeah, I'm starting to impress myself. 195 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,565 I think Janay is special. 196 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,001 - You do? - Who knows? 197 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,220 Maybe this time next year, I might make her 198 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,439 part of the family for real. 199 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,657 Oh! 200 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,137 - Welcome to the Linzy Hotel. - Ooh. 201 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,573 May I help you with your bags? 202 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:26,054 Well, I am really happy that you found Mrs. Right, 203 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,752 but excuse me while I talk to Mr. Right Over There. 204 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:31,146 Yes, uh, 205 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:34,236 I could use help with more than my luggage. 206 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,673 Well, I always aim to please. 207 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,588 - Mm. - This way, miss. 208 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,460 Oh, he's funny too. 209 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,504 "This way, miss." 210 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,594 Did y'all know that she was half naked 211 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:45,987 up underneath that cover up? 212 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,772 Good for her, a woman who knows what she wants. 213 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,079 - Unlike you. - What does that mean? 214 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,951 David's only crime was loving you too damn much. 215 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:57,215 No, his only crime was crying every time we had sex. 216 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,957 It's called a teargasm. 217 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,177 And it represents strength in some countries, 218 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,614 like Superman or Nick Cannon's sperm. 219 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:05,963 Well, it looks like it's just us boo. 220 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,051 What do you want to do first? 221 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,226 Oh, I know! - Private hot tub! 222 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,532 Let's take a picture next to 223 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,881 that fake alligator in front and act like 224 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,406 it's attacking us and then send that to the girls. 225 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,625 That sounds like fun too. 226 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:16,931 Yeah, doesn't it? 227 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,933 I love you. Come on. Let's go find our room-- 228 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,543 Damn! Hey, what's up, Phil? 229 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,153 W-what you doing here? 230 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,155 Well, I certainly didn't search Mika's browser history 231 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,766 to find out your flight and hotel information 232 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,289 and convince my mom to use her miles 233 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,987 to book my own flight and hotel so I could join you, 234 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:33,034 if that's what you're implying. 235 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,470 So that's Phil. 236 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,298 He's Caucasian. 237 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,700 Looks like somebody's going to their room soon. 238 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,919 Or they could stay here. Am I right? 239 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,312 Oh, please. 240 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,140 He's just making a video to send to the girls. 241 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,359 Hey! Next couples vacation, 242 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,448 we are bringing y'all with us. 243 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,494 Love and miss you! 244 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,105 Okay, I am not Team Carrie, 245 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,803 I'm just saying, she had a point 246 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,152 and I'm totally on her side. 247 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,501 Okay, I'm Team Carrie. 248 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,851 Well, you wouldn't know a good man 249 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,810 if Stedman didn't marry you 250 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:10,985 but was your life partner 251 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,421 through all your damn dress sizes. 252 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,597 Okay, you're not Carrie 253 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,381 and you're not David, so stop fighting 254 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,861 about what happened in your relationships. 255 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,471 How about you stop pretending like your life 256 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,822 isn't as messed up as ours is? 257 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,606 Boss-- Boss. 258 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,608 - I'm not your boss in Miami. - Oh. 259 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,915 And I'm not hiding anything. I feel great. 260 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,265 Took me a long time to open myself up to love again 261 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,614 and thanks to Kenan's help, 262 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,224 I was able to do that with Nick. 263 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,357 That's right. I'm like a love expert. 264 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,359 I got so much love I had to register 265 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,622 with the department of hugs and kisses. 266 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,714 Look, I gave it a real chance and we had fun, 267 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,020 but at the end of the day, 268 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,499 we just wanted different things. 269 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:50,154 So rather than waste my time and his, I just moved on, 270 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,636 which at the end of the day, is the best for the both of us. 271 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,899 Okay, tipsy, that day ended twice. 272 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,945 Well, I've had a few points, 273 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:01,078 but I think I made my drink. 274 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,515 I think the drunk-ass lady is right. 275 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,692 Truce? 276 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,736 Truce. 277 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,086 Here's to Mika keeping it v real. 278 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,436 Because LITS and YOLO. 279 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,786 LITS and YOLO, y'all. 280 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,397 Now let's destroy Miami! 281 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,008 Whoo! Let's destroy Miami! 282 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:21,229 FaceTime with the girls and then eventually destroy Miami! 283 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:24,145 Ey! 284 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,581 What is taking so long? 285 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,017 It's been hours. 286 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,976 You know, while we're waiting for Birdie's X-ray 287 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,065 you could call Kenan and tell him what's going on. 288 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,458 W-well, that would be irresponsible 289 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,069 'cause we don't even know if it's broken. 290 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,592 It's definitely broken. 291 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,552 I know 'cause I can't move my fingers. 292 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,945 - What? - I get it. 293 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,730 You're afraid of Kenan. 294 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,428 I am not afraid of anything. 295 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,735 My God, it's Kenan, he's FaceTiming me-- 296 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,520 what part of this urgent care looks the most like PF Chang's? 297 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,608 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, baby. 298 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,131 - Guess what? - What? 299 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,742 - Kenan! - Hey. 300 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,960 I was just trying to see how my little ladies was doing. 301 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,092 All good! 302 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,920 Ladies, these banana spring rolls 303 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,530 are not gonna eat themselves. 304 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,314 Miss you. Love you. Bye. - Wait, no, wait-- 305 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,103 Excuse me, girls, I'm gonna borrow Papa Rick 306 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,887 for just a second, okay? 307 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,109 Is it weird that I like it when you call me "papa"? 308 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:19,287 It amazes me that you always choose stupid over the truth. 309 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,463 Tell Kenan his child got hurt. 310 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,160 Nobody even asked you to come here. 311 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,119 You literally asked me to drive you here. 312 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,468 Well, you can go now. 313 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,209 I'm here for Birdie, not you. 314 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,427 Well, I'm here for Birdie, not you. 315 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,299 That's not very nice! 316 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,475 Is there an adult here with you? 317 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,520 I think I'm your best bet. 318 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:45,661 ♪ 319 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,621 Man, Miami is such a sexy, magical, 320 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,798 sticky, sticky city. 321 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,495 I haven't had this much fun since I ate 322 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,323 a pot brownie before my cotillion. 323 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,107 Excuse me, 324 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,892 but is he with you? 325 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,763 - Phil? - Yeah, Phil? 326 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,547 no. He's all yours. 327 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,767 You mean Phil is all ours. 328 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,117 Ooh, I love your hair. 329 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,336 Can I feel it? 330 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,730 Oh! 331 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,514 Don't look at me! 332 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,169 - He's even cuter. - Aw! 333 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,431 Let's dance. 334 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,346 Yo, Phil, something ain't right, man. 335 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,870 Keep an eye on your kidneys, dog. 336 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,393 Thanks. 337 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,527 Oh, man, I just had the craziest FaceTime with Rick 338 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,050 and the girls. You should have been there. 339 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,530 Rick was saying-- - Kenan. 340 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,359 Look, I don't think this... 341 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:34,014 is working. 342 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,145 What? 343 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,756 I think we need to break up. 344 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,845 ♪ 345 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,848 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear-- it's too loud in here, for me. 346 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,284 I didn't hear what you said. Say something else. 347 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,546 I said I think we need to break-- 348 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,722 Dance? Oh, yeah, we can break dance 349 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,681 because that's what happy people do in a relationship. 350 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:52,772 We are a happy couple. 351 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,382 ♪ 352 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,600 Please don't do this. 353 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,606 I don't understand. 354 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,999 Why do you want to break up with me? 355 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,566 Because I think Mika was right. 356 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:07,264 She said if two people want different things, 357 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,918 even if they care about each other, 358 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,485 then it just won't work. 359 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,009 The same woman who doesn't believe in the moon landing? 360 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,882 Look, I care about you a lot, 361 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,319 and I think you're an amazing dad, 362 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:22,279 but I am just not ready to be a stepmom. 363 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,194 But I thought you said you wanted to be 364 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,936 part of my whole life. - I did. 365 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:30,418 And I feel terrible because now that it's real, 366 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,813 I realize that I'm just not ready. 367 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,206 ♪ 368 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,208 Yo, I never knew you could dance like that. 369 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,254 What'd you call that last move? 370 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,038 The Dougie. 371 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,519 Nah, boo. It was not The Dougie. 372 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,175 Hey, uh-- 373 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,569 Yo, sorry about going so hard about the whole David thing. 374 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,745 I guess I was putting my own stuff on you. 375 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,356 No, honestly, 376 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,575 hearing his side of things from you 377 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,708 helped me listen. 378 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,318 I was thinking of texting him. 379 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,625 Oh, you should. 380 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,105 Go get your man, girl. 381 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,716 Oh. 382 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,239 Done! 383 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,980 When I get home, we'll work it out. 384 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,373 But till then, 385 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,419 there's still some Miami left to destroy! 386 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,638 Let's do it. 387 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:21,599 ♪ 388 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,776 Hey, uh, Mika, Mika. I need to talk to you. 389 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,605 Kinda busy dancing with Sexy Dude. 390 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,607 - My name is Ralph. - Ralph? 391 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,914 Let's stick with Sexy Dude. 392 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,090 - Uh, hello? - Hmm? 393 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,266 Janay just broke up with me because of you. 394 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,138 What? What are you talking about? 395 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,618 You said people should break up with somebody 396 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,706 if they want different things 397 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,751 because it's not gonna work out. 398 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,100 Mm, I said that? 399 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,059 Dang, I give really great advice 400 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,278 when I'm tipsy. It's a curse. 401 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,454 Can you please go tell her that if she sees a red flag 402 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,804 to paint it green and stay with Kenan? 403 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,284 Kenan, I am so sorry. 404 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,720 I can't believe this happened. 405 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,157 I was rooting for you guys. 406 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,637 Well, you just rooted me about my relationship. 407 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,597 Kenan. Kenan! 408 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,338 Read the room, Ralph. 409 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,688 Wait. 410 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,951 Ooh! Lord have mercy. 411 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,735 Okay, now read the room. 412 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,868 And give Phil back his wig! 413 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,827 This cast is great. 414 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,394 I can hide snacks in here. 415 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,005 Gross, it's wet. 416 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,310 Still tastes good. 417 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,270 Well, Birdie's totally fine now 418 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,794 so I can take it from here. Thanks. 419 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,100 Why don't you pour me a drink 420 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,884 so we can talk about the elephant in the room? 421 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,972 - Wha-- - And if you say anything 422 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,975 about my ankles, I'm gonna kill you. 423 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,977 Come on. - All right. 424 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,155 You know, look, 425 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,505 I wasn't a very good dad. 426 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,899 I came up here to be with my granddaughters 427 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,335 and hopefully make up for that. 428 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,686 Turns out, I'm not a very good grandfather either. 429 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,992 What are you talking about? 430 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863 Well, I literally broke my granddaughter. 431 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,214 Shut up. 432 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,520 They're lucky to have you. 433 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,000 I see you with them, 434 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,003 playing in the yard, taking them places. 435 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,831 You uprooted your whole life, didn't you? 436 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,964 Just to be here for them. 437 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,663 And what did you say to Birdie's doctor? 438 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,447 I told him he better fix her 439 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,101 or I was gonna break both of his arms. 440 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,408 He was scared. 441 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,849 Thanks for being around through all this. 442 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,156 I'm here, for whatever you need. 443 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,551 Whatever, whatever? 444 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:31,773 We'll see. 445 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,522 How'd you find me? 446 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,393 Oh, I followed the trail of the complimentary 447 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,612 Hershey's Kisses from the front desk, 448 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,309 and was just like boop, boop, boop, boop. 449 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,397 Beep! 450 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,747 I'm just like a joke to you, huh? 451 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,488 Come on, Kenan. 452 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,925 You know I didn't want you to break up. 453 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,710 I know. 454 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,364 Look, I don't want to ruin your night. 455 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,800 You don't have to babysit me. 456 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,410 You sure? 457 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,151 Yeah. I'm good. 458 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,675 You shoulda heard her, Mika. 459 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,242 "Kenan," she said. 460 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,331 "Let's move forward," she said. 461 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,247 I let her in, and she ran! 462 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,033 Let it out, let it out. 463 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,209 - Mm-mm-mm! - Hey. 464 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,688 You think this got alcohol in it? 465 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,255 'Cause I can't taste nothing. It tastes like candy. 466 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,475 - Yeah, alcohol at the bottom. - Oh. 467 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,563 Whoo! 468 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,738 Okay this what we gonna do, right? 469 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:24,956 - Yeah. - Gonna drive back to Atlanta 470 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,610 before she gets there, and I'm gonna go 471 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,743 straight to her house and throw a brick through her window! 472 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,788 Okay, and then I'll show up and I'll jump out the bushes, 473 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,529 and I'll ka-ka-ka, and I'll chop in the door! 474 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,878 Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about! 475 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,231 She was so sweet, Mika. 476 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,755 I remember one time we were walking down the street 477 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,452 and I tripped and fell down. 478 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,454 You and I both know there ain't nothing funnier 479 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,543 than a grown-ass man falling down. 480 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,155 But did she laugh? No! - Mm. 481 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,679 All she said was, "It's okay, Kenan." 482 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,028 Aww. 483 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,161 - She was amazing. - Yeah. 484 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,510 So was the sex. 485 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,903 Ooh! How many times y'all do it? 486 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,166 - Oh, God! - Okay. 487 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,124 I think Janay poisoned my insides. 488 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,736 Well, she cursed your outsides too 489 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,955 'cause you just wet yourself. 490 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,870 Huh? Huh? Nah, that's just pool water. 491 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,045 Not in the back. 492 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,354 You sure you don't wanna do one more? 493 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,964 No, I gotta sleep. 494 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,792 No, but seriously, thank you for helping me 495 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,576 through a rough night. 496 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,622 Anytime. 497 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,623 You know, you're one of the only people 498 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,059 I can always count on. 499 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,801 Even when I can't count on myself. 500 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,108 You're like my little Guardian Mika. 501 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,588 Well, you're always there when I need you. 502 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,677 And sometimes when I don't. 503 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,470 Hey. Where's our friend? 504 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,906 You mean Phil The Conqueror? 505 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,908 He's up in his room, 506 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,823 sleeping off our wild night together. 507 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,564 - Oh. - They must be talking 508 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,305 about a different Phil. - Right? 509 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,005 Oh, I don't want it. Ew. 510 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,615 Well, I guess I should give "Miami Phil" 511 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,313 his lucky hair back. 512 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,749 Is Miami nasty? 513 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,055 - It's so nasty. - They do it nasty. 514 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,187 Mm-hmm. 515 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:11,846 Oh, God! What did we do? 516 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,500 We're still dressed, thank God. 517 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,635 Uh, don't thank him yet, 518 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,377 I'm Porky Piggin' it. 519 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,684 So am I. 520 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,556 I think we did it. 521 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,738 Wanna do it again? 522 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,175 Hell yeah. 523 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,223 ♪ 524 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,746 Oh, God. 525 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,705 What did I do? 526 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,061 - Hey. - Hey. 527 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,584 You know, I'm really glad we did this. 528 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,977 Aren't you? 529 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,544 Um... 530 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,720 Oh, your phone's ringing. - Hm? 531 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:03,202 - Uh, y-your phone. - Oh. 532 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,465 It's Rick. I'm sorry, I gotta take this. 533 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,467 Yeah. 534 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,033 Yes, what? 535 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,471 So. Birdie broke her arm. 536 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,560 Oh, my God. What did you do? 537 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,735 I did nothing. 538 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,389 She fell off of her bike yesterday. 539 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,261 Well, then why aren't we talking about this yesterday? 540 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,915 Well, because she's fine today. 541 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,177 In fact, she's better than fine. 542 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,092 she's having Papa Rick's special breakfast. 543 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,528 And what is that? A Bloody Mary 544 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,095 and two hours of smooth jazz? 545 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,271 Uh, she doesn't like the spicy tomato juice. 546 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,273 So I just put the vodka in the Sunny D. 547 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,579 That better be a joke. 548 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,494 How's it going there? 549 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,060 Actually, couldn't be better 550 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,584 but I can't talk right now. 551 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,541 Look, just try to keep it together. 552 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:39,586 I'll be back soon. 553 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,196 - All right. - And Rick? 554 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,285 Thanks for taking care of my baby. 555 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,593 Yeah, well, the only person that doubted me was everybody. 556 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,855 Yeah, all right. 557 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,904 Kenan, what we did was-- 558 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,863 Perfect? I know. 559 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,560 Come here, girl. - Oh. 560 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:01,303 Come on into these arms of mine. 561 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:04,306 Mm-hmm. 562 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:12,836 Oh, my God. 563 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,099 I've been robbed! 564 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,146 Worth it.