1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,049 ♪ I can tell a lot about a girl on the first ♪ 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:09,487 ♪ 3 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:11,185 Okay-- 4 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:21,499 Alexa, turn on the lights. - Okay. 5 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:27,462 Alexa, play "Kenan's Slow Jams for Feeling Sexy." 6 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:30,030 Playing "Kenan's Slow Jams for Feeling Sexy" 7 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,379 on Amazon music. 8 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,342 Hello? 9 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,736 Hey, what's going on, girl? 10 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,955 - Who is this? - Oh, no, it's Kenan! 11 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,392 It's just Kenan. 12 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,002 You know, Gary's brother, from tonight? 13 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,438 Ohh. 14 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,700 Hey! 15 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,093 Look, I was calling you 16 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,487 because I'd like to take you out. 17 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,097 Not like murder you or nothing like that. 18 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,099 Just, you know, like, out on a date. 19 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,318 Sorry, I haven't done this in a while. 20 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,755 You're doing fine. 21 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:03,889 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 22 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:08,546 Sorry I missed the show, I wanted to meet everybody. 23 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,157 Oh, you're not missing much. 24 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,029 Tami an I really brought the Broadway vibes. 25 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,162 And you and I are gonna continue 26 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,077 with a little "Beauty and the Beast" right now. 27 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,384 You ready? 28 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,212 Wait, I'm the beast? 29 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,040 You know I'm too pretty. Come on. 30 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,043 We are so dirty. 31 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,914 Kenan, you've got kids. 32 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,699 Why would you buy a Lambo? 33 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,570 Forget my kids. Can't have my lady riding 34 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,355 around in any old piece of junk. 35 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,096 Really? 'Cause I would have guessed 36 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:39,664 some slick salesperson pressured you into buying it. 37 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,144 Wrong. 38 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,319 He pressured me into leasing it. 39 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,191 Hold on to something, girl. 40 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,540 Yeah! 41 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,112 ♪ Daddy! D-D-daddy! 42 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,288 ♪ That's me, Kenan, okay 43 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,203 Little babies are in bed, 44 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,856 and I'm about to be in these streets. 45 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,120 Ooh, another late-night rendezvous 46 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,556 with Impromptu-vous! 47 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,948 That's your fourth different girl 48 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:05,255 off that app in a week. - Yeah, you know me. 49 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,648 I'm getting it in. 50 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,216 With a bunch-a different girls. 51 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,478 I don't know what it is about you dating 52 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:13,133 all these ladies that got me all titillated. 53 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,221 Yeah, we ain't gotta unpack that now. 54 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,048 Oh, I got time, so-- 55 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,267 What's the matter, little girl? 56 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,877 Daddy, my stomach hurts. 57 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,836 What, you want to do our little trick? 58 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,054 All right. 59 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,796 ♪ Rub-a-dub-dub on the tum in the tub ♪ 60 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:26,885 Oh, that was a big one. 61 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:27,973 Yeah, it stank too. 62 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,323 Feeling better? 63 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,976 All right, come on. I'll tuck you back in. 64 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,632 Big girl. 65 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,895 - Ugh. - Sorry, Daddy. 66 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,462 No, I'm sorry 67 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:41,422 that I let you eat Papa Rick's homemade sushi. 68 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,988 I didn't make sushi. 69 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,207 I'm thawing trout. 70 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,122 What? I had a whole bunch of that. 71 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,602 Oh... 72 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:48,907 Oh hell, now I'm gonna throw up. 73 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,909 No, no, no. ♪ Rub-a-dub-dub in the-- 74 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,563 That don't work. It's coming up fast. 75 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,695 - Oh, oh, oh! - It's coming up faster now. 76 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:58,395 Aww, thank you for the flowers, boo. 77 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,223 Come here. - You're welcome. 78 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,007 I looked it up, and the perfect gift 79 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,357 for a three-month anniversary 80 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,273 is a flower for every day you've been together. 81 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,492 So count the roses as 2 days 82 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,364 and the sunflowers as 3 1/2 days. 83 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,628 Well, they're perfect. 84 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,195 Was everything okay at home? 85 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,848 You were a little late getting here. 86 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,373 Oh, yeah, it just took me a while to sneak out. 87 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,026 Sneak out? 88 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:24,247 Wait, does your family still not know we're dating? 89 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:27,555 No. Not at all. 90 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,297 But you'll meet them. Eventually. 91 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,299 But, you know, I just want this to be 92 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,778 our thing. 93 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,563 Thing? 94 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,391 That's funny, I've been calling this thing 95 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,088 a relationship. 96 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,264 No, no, I wasn't saying, like, "this thing," 97 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,310 I was more saying, like, "this thang." 98 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,268 Oh, okay. Okay. 99 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:48,532 So where do you see this "thang" going? 100 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:51,100 Well, to more of this, for sure. 101 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,449 I would just like to keep this, 102 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,582 you know, between ourselves for now. 103 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,453 'Cause we're happy, right? 104 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,064 Yeah. 105 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,544 Sure. 106 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,198 I totally get where you're coming from. 107 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,547 That's my girl. 108 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,462 Glad we always on the same page. 109 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:08,248 So what we watching, "Clueless" or "The Breakup"? 110 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:15,864 - Beat you to it! - Oh-- 111 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:18,301 Damn, Pam don't play. 112 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,042 Okay, not everything is a competition, 113 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,173 all right, Pam? In fact, 114 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,523 evaluations are coming up, 115 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,698 and guess who's gonna win that? 116 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,308 Mi--Mi--Mi--Mika! 117 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,397 Aw, that high note's sounding great. 118 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,791 Whoa, check out Phil. 119 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:32,097 I'll bet you $5 he drops that tray. 120 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,969 Take that bet with her money. 121 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,536 The oatmeal's a-slidin'! 122 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,189 Oh! Nice recovery. 123 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,626 He sees the end zone, but there's still 124 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,758 quite a few defenders between him and the house. 125 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,412 Oh! Sweet spin move! 126 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:45,241 He might go all...the...way! 127 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,938 Ohh! 128 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,550 Fumble on the one. 129 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,073 Pam wins again. 130 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,075 Thanks for including me in your fun ribbing. 131 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,381 That means I'm part of the crew, right? 132 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,773 Oh, Phil. 133 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,775 What must have middle school looked like for you? 134 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,604 Like this, but I was homeschooled. 135 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,563 Okay, that got sadder. Let's go. 136 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,825 Cleaning up. - Yes, ma'am. 137 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,436 Pam, your commentary was so fire 138 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,090 you almost made Phil look athletic. 139 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,265 - Thank you. - You ever thought 140 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,745 about covering the games on the weekends? 141 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,399 It's my dream. 142 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,401 My butt-turd ex-manager kept promising 143 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,403 to make it happen, but never did. 144 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,491 Mm, that's gross. 145 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,406 Well, I know a non-butt-turd manager, 146 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,364 highly attractive, looking to add 147 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,975 to his exclusive roster of talent. 148 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,935 Exclusive? Kenan's your only client. 149 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,938 It's a boutique firm, Pam. 150 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:32,114 I don't know, Gary. We're friends. 151 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,072 What if this goes sideways? 152 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,205 The best things in life go sideways. 153 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:39,251 You know? Skateboards, crabs when they walk, 154 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,253 sex if you do it right. - Mm-hmm. 155 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,081 I mean, I do like all those things. 156 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,170 Of course. Come on, girl. 157 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,695 Who gonna look out for you better than your boy? 158 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:48,783 Hmm? 159 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,437 - Okay. I'm in. - Yeah? 160 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,874 Yeah! Five. High five, high five, 161 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,179 high five, contract. 162 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,051 Yeah. 163 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,969 Uh, Birdie, baby, 164 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,753 can you please not play with balls in the house? 165 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,062 Aubrey. Aubrey, Aubrey! 166 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,456 Can you please play your trumpet elsewhere? 167 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:10,935 Real encouraging, Dad. 168 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,633 Luckily you weren't Miles Davis' father. 169 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,157 Well, if I was, he might have stayed off that "heron." 170 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,898 - Hey, family! - Hey, Uncle Gary, 171 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,160 I learnt a new serve. 172 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,509 Oh, let me see it. 173 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:27,343 I'm gonna count to ten real slow before I lose it. 174 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,562 One. 175 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:29,606 Two... - Come on, 176 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:30,564 before he explodes! - Three. 177 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,174 Hurry, go, go, go! 178 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,524 Hey, what's WE-BAD-A.F.? 179 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,918 Oh, I finally got my second client, 180 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,224 so I am officially a firm now. 181 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,705 Williams Entertainment Bold and Defiant Artist Firm. 182 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:44,012 And I just got Pam a meeting with Georgia Tech. 183 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,187 In one hour, boy, 184 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,971 she might be the next color commentator 185 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,451 for the football games. 186 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,888 Hey, that's great, man. Congratulations. 187 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,151 - Appreciate it. - Real, real proud of you. 188 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,718 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna need you 189 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,373 to push that meeting so you can watch the girls for me. 190 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 I got some, uh, business to handle tonight. 191 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,681 Can't do it. 192 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,682 I ain't got nothing for you but some swag. 193 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,987 Whoo. - Hey, ay. 194 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,859 And it's $10 apiece, so leave that on my bed. 195 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,295 But--but come on, man. 196 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,775 Rick is out for the night. He went to Blind Wally's. 197 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,385 Blind Wally's the jazz club or Blind Wally, 198 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,736 the psychic hobo that live outside the deli? 199 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,346 I think they the same dude. 200 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,783 All right, well, ask Rick to ask him 201 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,654 what my future look like, 'cause it's looking bright, 202 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:18,873 you know what I'm saying? 203 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:21,528 Yup, yup, yeah, I'm happy for you. 204 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,573 Guess I'm gonna have to get creative. 205 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,576 There she go! 206 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,884 Aw, Mika, thank you so much for coming 207 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,625 and watching the girls. 208 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,236 I gotta go, uh, see somebody. 209 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:37,369 Mm. You mean the woman you're secretly dating. 210 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,197 How'd you know about her? 211 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,069 Oh, I know everything that's going on in my studio. 212 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,505 And on my news desk. 213 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,072 You saw that? 214 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:45,421 Well, her name is Janay. 215 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,118 And, uh, things have gotten a little weird, 216 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,380 'cause she asked me where I thought 217 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:49,817 the relationship was going. 218 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,471 And what did you say? 219 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,473 That I feel like it's fine the way it is. 220 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,432 But now she's not answering my calls, or my texts, 221 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,739 so I think I need to go smooth that out. 222 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:02,264 Kenan, you know I love you, but you're not a bright man. 223 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,179 She wants to move forward. 224 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,920 She don't want to waste the pretty on you. 225 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,661 Yeah, but things are going good. 226 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,967 I mean, I don't want to ruin it by introducing her to my family 227 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,578 and bringing her in this house of crazy. 228 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,406 But Kenan, your family is a big part of who you are. 229 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,582 Look, if you're telling her 230 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,887 that you're not gonna move forward, 231 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,454 she's gonna pull back. 232 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,543 Nah, girl, she is all about Zaddy. 233 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,979 Let me show you. 234 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:25,113 Aw, these are cute. So cute. 235 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,506 Piggy-back? Okay. 236 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,290 Yes. 237 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,684 Oh. Except for this one she just posted 238 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:31,902 where she's with another dude. 239 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,513 What? No. 240 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,950 This is a picture of her alone at a coffee shop right now. 241 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,126 Is she though? 242 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,522 Look, I think you should go talk to her. 243 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,263 And besides, your family's not that crazy. 244 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,137 Little help? 245 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,442 You were saying? 246 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,532 - I should probably go inside. - Yeah. 247 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,837 Okay. 248 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,536 Th--This is why I say no balls in the h-- 249 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,059 You know what? 250 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,277 It's just my life. - Birdie? 251 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,587 Then I try not to eat till noon. 252 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,501 - Yeah, mm. - Intermittent fasting. 253 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,198 Kenan? 254 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,678 Oh, snap. 255 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,593 Janay! What're you doing out here? 256 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,639 Besides having coffee with goofy dudes. 257 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,774 What's up? I'm Trevor. 258 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,384 'Sup, Trevor? What you standing up 259 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,603 to your natural height for? 260 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,778 That supposed to mean something to me? 261 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,301 'Cause it really doesn't, brah. 262 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,217 Will you just, uh, excuse us for one second? 263 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:27,741 'Scuse us, Trevor. 264 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,960 - What are you doing? - What? 265 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,136 I'm ready to risk my life for this relationship. 266 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,617 Ohh, so now it's a relationship 267 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663 and not just a "thang." 268 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,360 Who called it a "thang"? Was that me? 269 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,275 - Kenan! - Okay, yes. 270 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:43,670 This is a real, going-somewhere relationship. 271 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,977 So you'll include me in your whole life? 272 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,196 Yes. 273 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,154 We can have family dinner this weekend. 274 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,680 And I'll tell everybody that you're my girlfriend. 275 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:54,942 That sounds sweet. 276 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,335 Yeah, starting with this dude right here. 277 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,424 Hey, Groot, this is my lady. 278 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,817 It's nice for you to meet her, 279 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,819 but you can go home now, punk! 280 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,647 I'm just kidding, just kidding. 281 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,127 Can I grab her stuff? Thanks. 282 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,476 So nice to meet you. 283 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,782 All right, we'll see you at the gym, Trevor. 284 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,875 - Hey. - Yo, Pam, 285 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,006 where the hell are you? 286 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,617 Everyone's already in the meeting. 287 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,053 Waze gave me a 20-minute route, 288 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,794 but I knew of a back road that would get me here 289 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,012 in 15 minutes flat. 290 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,666 You're 40 minutes late, Pam. 291 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,451 Yeah, well, Waze won this round. 292 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,105 Okay, well, I can't keep stalling, all right? 293 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,760 Oh, oh I see you. There you are. 294 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:34,416 Oh, I found a primo spot. Whoo. 295 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,071 Oh, now this joker's gonna try to steal it! 296 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,289 Who cares? Just park anywhere. 297 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,421 There's plenty of space. 298 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,684 No! Everybody knows that the space 299 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,339 next to the disabled spot is the best. 300 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,995 Game time. I gotta win this. 301 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,561 This isn't a competition. 302 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,389 Georgia Tech is waiting, Pam. 303 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,308 That spot is mine! 304 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,486 Oh. 305 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,184 It was a tie. 306 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,230 I hate ties. 307 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,537 Aw man, why don't you look where you're going? 308 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,365 Do you see what you did to my car? 309 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,845 Oh, she crazy, crazy. 310 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,673 Come on, face me! 311 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,371 You are gonna love this recipe. 312 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,634 I call it "hot girl guac." 313 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,244 My secret is half a ghost pepper 314 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,724 and a bunch of garlic. 315 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,247 Sounds like tonight will be the first night 316 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,467 we fart in front of each other. 317 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,469 Look at us, moving forward. 318 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,341 Oh, hey, for our big family dinner this weekend, 319 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,821 what do the girls eat? 320 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,605 I really want everything to be perfect. 321 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,738 Oh, well, Aubrey hates everything, 322 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,435 and Birdie will eat pretty much anything. 323 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,394 So why don't we go with steak, 324 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,612 'cause that's what Zaddy wants. 325 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,833 Oh, snap. 326 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,488 I'm sorry, hold on one second. - Okay. 327 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,664 Yeah, what? 328 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,753 Kenan, I'm dropping Pam as a client, man. 329 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,755 So if I go missing, go to your computer, 330 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,191 and find a folder called "Church." 331 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,802 Delete that. It's full of porn. 332 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,760 Is that why my computer's so slow? 333 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,153 That and another folder called "Prayer." 334 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,458 Get back to Pam. 335 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,025 You just signed her, man. You can't drop her. 336 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,375 But she's out of control, man, for real. 337 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,942 It's like everything's a competition with her. 338 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,291 Like she's still on the tennis tour. 339 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,771 I should have known when she dunked 340 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,904 on that Make A Wish kid standing by that trash can. 341 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,253 Maybe that was his wish. 342 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,211 We don't know what he was into. 343 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,691 Sorry, hold on a second. 344 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,432 What's up? 345 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,563 I got kicked out of Blind Wally's. 346 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,000 You gotta come pick me up. 347 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,480 No, man, just take a Lyft or Uber or something. 348 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,221 I'm banned from one and protesting the other. 349 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,484 And don't ask me which one, 'cause I can't remember. 350 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,964 Everything okay, babe? 351 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,402 Uh, yeah, everything is fine. Nothing crazy here. 352 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,840 Look, man, I'm busy, all right? You're just gonna have to walk. 353 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,015 Well, ladies, I guess we're hoofing it. 354 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,233 What? 355 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,626 There's no sidewalks on this highway. 356 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,062 - Bad Rick. - Hi Daddy, 357 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,760 a woman named Katie asked me to be her sponsor. 358 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,806 You took my babies to a jazz club? 359 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,242 The child is learning the trumpet. 360 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,070 I'm trying to be encouraging. 361 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,725 All right, look, don't move. Okay? I'm on my way. 362 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,379 Snap, Gary. 363 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,902 Gary? - Hmm? 364 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,644 Okay, look, you always wanted a legit business, right? 365 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,864 And now you have one. With swag! 366 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,735 And two clients that you care about, all right? 367 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,345 You wouldn't cut and run on your brother, 368 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,390 so you can't do that to your friend either. 369 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,695 Yeah. 370 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,175 Yeah, you right, man. Thanks. 371 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,568 Well--and don't delete that folder, 'cause-- 372 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,396 Hello? 373 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,007 Hey. 374 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,139 Sounds like you got a lot going on. 375 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,445 Just some work and family nonsense. 376 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,448 Which reminds me, I'm so sorry, but I forgot 377 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,494 we're going out of town this weekend. 378 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,670 I gotta get a raincheck on that family dinner. 379 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,891 Oh, no! 380 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,197 Okay, sure, raincheck. But only 'cause you're cute. 381 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,025 - I am cute, ain't I? - You are. You're cute. 382 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,332 - Thank you, you're the best. - You're cute. 383 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,856 In fact, 384 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,292 I forgot that I actually gotta go handle 385 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859 something for work right now as well, 386 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,035 so you enjoy that "hot girl guac," 387 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,822 and I will be back in, like, 10 or 55 minutes. 388 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,566 I'm sorry about that Georgia Tech gig. 389 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,046 That was on me. 390 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,483 I feel like I don't deserve a party. 391 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,833 Come on now, Pam. 392 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,660 I gotta welcome you to WE-BAD-A.F. 393 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,314 the right way. - Thanks, Gary. 394 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,534 You are an amazing-- 395 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,884 What the is this? 396 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,408 This isn't a party. Where's the cake? 397 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,411 And what is my butt-turd ex-manager doing here? 398 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,239 We're all here to tell you how your competitive behavior 399 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,546 has hurt us in the following ways. 400 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,027 This is a damn intervention! 401 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,507 A damn intervention party. Surprise. 402 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,944 I'm out. 403 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,815 No you're not. 404 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,818 Whoa. John McEnroe! 405 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,515 Big fan, I'm sure. 406 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,735 Now sit your ass down and let your friends 407 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,911 change your life for the better. 408 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,608 - Oh. - You better sit your ass down. 409 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,480 Oh, he good. 410 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,310 All right, we all know the game plan? 411 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,008 We're here to get an outfit for Aubrey's trumpet recital. 412 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,880 And if your name isn't Aubrey, 413 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:41,924 please don't ask me for anything. 414 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,578 But I want a Razor scooter. 415 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,668 Oh, and it reminds me, I want a subscription to Starz. 416 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,932 They got a new program on there called "P-Valley." 417 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,673 You know what the P stands for? 418 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,501 I have a good idea. But-- 419 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,113 - Let's go this way. - But the store's right there. 420 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,462 I know, but the Razor scooter store 421 00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637 is that way. 422 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,509 Oh! Does this mean I'm getting Starz? 423 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,858 - Maybe. - You rascal. 424 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,859 I know, I'm a little rascal, right? 425 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,643 Kenan? 426 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,733 Kenan! Kenan! 427 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,259 Uh, hi. Uh, can I help you? 428 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,478 Quit playing. 429 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,437 I thought you were going out of town this weekend. 430 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,918 Uh, Daddy, do you know this lady? 431 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,484 No, I don't. 432 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,922 But I think she might recognize me from TV. 433 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,184 Is that what it is? 434 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,968 Well, thank you very much for watching, ma'am. 435 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,143 So, uh, why don't we let this stranger, 436 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,753 who none of us have ever met before, 437 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,929 get back to her job. 438 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:30,973 Thank you for your service, ma'am. 439 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,975 Come on. - Oh, hell no. 440 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,498 - Who was that? - I don't know. 441 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,674 Come on, I know a pissed off mistress 442 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,893 when I see one. 443 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,286 I know. She's not my mistress though. 444 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,983 She's my secret girlfriend. 445 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,986 Okay, now I hear it. - Mm-hmm. 446 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,292 I don't even think she that mad. 447 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,644 Daang. 448 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,559 She gave you the boot. 449 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,126 Tch. 450 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,955 I don't need you to be clever right now, Rick. 451 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,220 When you and I were playing at the company picnic, 452 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,656 you nicknamed me Rally Killer. 453 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:04,311 'Cause you suck, Phil. You kill rallies. 454 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,399 Well, it stuck. 455 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,618 My ex-wife called me that in bed. 456 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,969 "Rally Killer strikes again." 457 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,885 Listen, sex is hard. 458 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,932 All right, buddy. My turn. 459 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,675 Pam would be a model employee 460 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,417 if she didn't let her overly competitive nature 461 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,506 get in the way of her job performance. 462 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,334 - Is that my evaluation? - Yes it is. 463 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,465 I told you I'd get you back. 464 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,336 Come on. This is not the time-- 465 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,859 Stop it! 466 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,340 This is getting real janky, right now. 467 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,168 John McEnroe, please tell Pam 468 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,909 how this type of behavior has affected your life. 469 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,389 Pam, I get it. 470 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,478 No one is more competitive than me. 471 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,350 - You want to bet? - Don't interrupt me. 472 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,699 Okay. 473 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,528 Having dominated every tennis tournament, 474 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,356 commentated with every major network, 475 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:54,056 being put in the International Tennis Hall of Fame-- 476 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:59,409 You know, I only see an upside in this behavior. 477 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,150 Why am I here? - I'm starting to wonder 478 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,760 the same thing, Johnathan. 479 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,589 You're starting to wonder?! 480 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,897 Fine! I don't want to be here! 481 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,508 Pam, you be you. 482 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,989 Wha-- 483 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,730 He's still got it. 484 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,427 Okay, that was dope, but Pam, for real, 485 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,385 you're gonna tell me that parking space 486 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430 was worth your dream job? 487 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,564 I don't know. I just can't be a loser. 488 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,305 Growing up in a house full of brothers, 489 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,871 you had to compete for everything-- 490 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,874 desserts, toilet paper, medicine-- 491 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,659 Was that you eating all my antacid pills? 492 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,834 My chest hurts! 493 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,532 - Hmm? - Pam, not being a loser 494 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,318 doesn't mean you always win. Okay? 495 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,493 You lost your dream job, 496 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,452 and you smashed up your damn car. 497 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,107 Look, all I know is you gotta make a change. 498 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,544 And as your friend, and your manager, 499 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,894 you gotta let me help you, man. 500 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,029 Thanks, Gary. 501 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,118 You know, you are a great manager. 502 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,512 - Thank you very much. - Better than the last one. 503 00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,948 You hear that, butt-turd? 504 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,517 My name is Buttard! And you know that. 505 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,650 - That guy is such a Phil! - Such a Phil. 506 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,739 - Such a Phil! - He's a double Phil. 507 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,524 He didn't flip a chair or nothing. 508 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:16,965 Alexa, play "Kenan's Sad Jams for No Chance at Love-making." 509 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:20,969 Playing "Kenan's Sad Jams for No Chance of Love-making." 510 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,797 Alexa, will you be my girlfriend? 511 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,321 I like you as a friend. 512 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,627 Snap, that's cold. 513 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,543 I don't like what I'm hearing over here. 514 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,110 What's happened? 515 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,633 It's just Janay stuff. 516 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,287 Mika was right, I think I need 517 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,897 to bring her into my whole life 518 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,594 and introduce her to the family. 519 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,161 That's the only way I'm gonna keep her. 520 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,685 But I'm just worried it's gonna scare her away. 521 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,645 Well, look, man, the only thing I know is 522 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,125 you can't have a whole separate life 523 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,605 that doesn't include your partner. 524 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,478 That's some good advice, Rick. 525 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,696 Yeah. 526 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,829 I got that from a Blind Wally song, 527 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,787 called "You Can't Have A Whole Separate Life 528 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,485 That Doesn't Include Your Partner." 529 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,878 You had me at Blind Wally. 530 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,621 Hey, Daddy, like my sign? 531 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,320 Yes, baby, it's beautiful. 532 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,452 Why am I paying $15,000 a year for that school? 533 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,368 Hey, rich kids are dumb too. 534 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327 Places everybody. Come here. 535 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,806 Don't forget, yell surprise, 536 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,939 and then curtsy like the little Von Trapp kids did 537 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,898 when they met Fraulein Von Nazi Racist Face. 538 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,075 Get ready. One, two, three. 539 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,341 Surprise! - Surprise! 540 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,257 Oh, God. They found me. 541 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,564 Look, Officer, this is my girlfriend's place. 542 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,305 I just used the hide-away key. 543 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,394 Girls, do you know the woman that lives here? 544 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,004 - Nope. - Didn't know she existed 545 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,223 till today. 546 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,355 I'm gonna need you to stand up, sir. 547 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,966 Oh, man, this is ridiculous. 548 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,230 What in the hell? 549 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,753 Lawrence, what is happening right now? 550 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,233 Janay, we received a call from a neighbor 551 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,888 about an intrusion. - Janay, would you please tell 552 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,716 this officer of the law that you know me 553 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,239 and we have a "thang." 554 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,199 Oh, did we have a "thing," or a "thang." 555 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,548 You gonna let them take my babies 556 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,114 just because you mad? That's cold. 557 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,595 What are you doing here, Kenan? 558 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,337 Can--let's just have a little talk. 559 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,991 I'm sorry. 560 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,254 I thought that if I brought my family over here 561 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,473 to surprise you, 562 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,388 then you would forgive me for being stupid. 563 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,650 I didn't count on the cops 564 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,913 or Rick's past criminal history. 565 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,046 Ah, ah, alleged criminal history. 566 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,005 You really thought this would make up 567 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,920 for the way you treated me? 568 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,400 I thought it would be a start. 569 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,272 Look, Janay, I'm really sorry. I just freaked. 570 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,882 Why? 571 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,102 Because my life is so crazy. 572 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,104 I thought it would scare you off. 573 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,062 I mean, look at you. You're so pretty, 574 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,761 and smart, and put-together. 575 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,676 I got puked on three times last week. 576 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,678 Gross. 577 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:45,896 I get it. 578 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,898 You're a father and a brother 579 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:51,337 and a...whatever you are to Rick. 580 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,948 But I didn't want some curated version of you. 581 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,993 I wanted the real you. 582 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,908 The good, the bad, and the-- 583 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,345 Oh, I know you're not about to say "ugly." 584 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,608 'Cause I might be stupid, but I'm cute. 585 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:05,307 I was gonna say "human." 586 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,831 So...you still want me? 587 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,965 Plant one on me, right here. 588 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,488 Now introduce me to your crazy family. 589 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,795 Okay, all right. Well, that's my baby Birdie, 590 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,971 and that's Aubrey, and that's-- 591 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,364 Girl, don't act like you don't know me. 592 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,843 Get your feet off my coffee table. 593 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,105 Oh, I will. 594 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,238 I will. - Now.