1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:05,704 - ♪ I can t ♪ a lot about a girl on the first ♪ 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,389 - okay-- [overlapping shatter] 3 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,892 [crowd gasping] 4 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,611 - [sighs] 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,716 alexa, turn on the lights. - Okay. 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:23,689 - Alexa, play "kenan's slow jams for feeling sexy." 7 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,191 - playing "kenan's slow jams for feeling sexy" 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,626 on amazon music. 9 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:32,064 [seductive jazz melody] 10 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,165 [phone buzzes] 11 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,566 - hello? 12 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,919 - [sexy voice] hey, what's going on, girl? 13 00:00:36,921 --> 00:00:39,171 - Who is this? - Oh, no, it's kenan! 14 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,589 It's just kenan. 15 00:00:40,591 --> 00:00:42,207 You know, gary's brother, from tonight? 16 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,675 - Ohh. 17 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,910 Hey! 18 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,295 - Look, I was calling you 19 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,714 because I'd like to take you out. 20 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,248 Not like murder you or nothing like that. 21 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,351 Just, you know, like, out on a date. 22 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,552 Sorry, I haven't done this in a while. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,221 - You're doing fine. [chuckles] 24 00:00:56,223 --> 00:01:00,125 - ♪ yeah! 25 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,994 [cheers and applause] 26 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:04,763 - sorry I missed the show, I wanted to meet everybody. 27 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,398 - Oh, you're not missing much. 28 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,234 Tami an I really brought the broadway vibes. 29 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,403 And you and I are gonna continue 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,238 with a little "beauty and the beast" right now. 31 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,140 - [chuckles] 32 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,608 - you ready? 33 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,444 - Wait, I'm the beast? 34 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,245 - You know I'm too pretty. Come on. 35 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,847 [orchestral music playing] 36 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,248 we are so dirty. 37 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,150 - Kenan, you've got kids. 38 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:26,919 Why would you buy a lambo? 39 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,821 - Forget my kids. Can't have my lady riding 40 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:30,589 around in any old piece of junk. 41 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,257 - Really? 'cause I would have guessed 42 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,894 some slick salesperson pressured you into buying it. 43 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,262 - Wrong. 44 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,564 He pressured me into leasing it. 45 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,432 - [laughs] - hold on to something, girl. 46 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,767 Yeah! 47 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,271 [funky upbeat music] 48 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,273 - ♪ daddy! D-d-daddy! 49 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,492 - ♪ that's me, kenan, okay 50 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,444 little babies are in bed, 51 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,046 and I'm about to be in these streets. 52 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:56,281 - Ooh, another late-night rendezvous 53 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,816 with impromptu-vous! 54 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,168 - That's your fourth different girl 55 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:01,503 off that app in a week. - Yeah, you know me. 56 00:02:01,505 --> 00:02:02,871 I'm getting it in. 57 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,457 With a bunch-a different girls. 58 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,425 - I don't know what it is about you dating 59 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,294 all these ladies that got me all titillated. 60 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,462 - Yeah, we ain't gotta unpack that now. 61 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,264 - Oh, I got time, so-- 62 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,499 - what's the matter, little girl? 63 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,100 - Daddy, my stomach hurts. 64 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,035 - What, you want to do our little trick? 65 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:17,970 All right. 66 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:21,006 ♪ rub-a-dub-dub on the tum in the tub ♪ 67 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,040 - [burps] 68 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,108 - oh, that was a big one. 69 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,176 - Yeah, it stank too. 70 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,544 - Feeling better? 71 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,179 All right, come on. I'll tuck you back in. 72 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,313 [grunts] 73 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,883 big girl. - [vomits] 74 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,118 - ugh. - Sorry, daddy. 75 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,703 - No, I'm sorry 76 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:37,656 that I let you eat papa rick's homemade sushi. 77 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,224 - I didn't make sushi. 78 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,459 I'm thawing trout. 79 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,327 - What? I had a whole bunch of that. 80 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,829 Oh... 81 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,130 Oh hell, now I'm gonna throw up. 82 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,132 - No, no, no. ♪ rub-a-dub-dub in the-- 83 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,800 - that don't work. It's coming up fast. 84 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:49,668 - Oh, oh, oh! - It's coming up faster now. 85 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:54,640 - Aww, thank you for the flowers, boo. 86 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,341 Come here. - You're welcome. 87 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,210 I looked it up, and the perfect gift 88 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,561 for a three-month anniversary 89 00:02:59,563 --> 00:03:02,514 is a flower for every day you've been together. 90 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,733 So count the roses as 2 days 91 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:06,602 and the sunflowers as 3 1/2 days. 92 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:09,855 - [laughs] well, they're perfect. 93 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,356 Was everything okay at home? 94 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,091 You were a little late getting here. 95 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,627 - Oh, yeah, it just took me a while to sneak out. 96 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,229 - Sneak out? 97 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:20,499 Wait, does your family still not know we're dating? 98 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,769 - No. Not at all. 99 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,538 But you'll meet them. Eventually. 100 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,540 But, you know, I just want this to be 101 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,008 our thing. 102 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,777 - Thing? 103 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,595 That's funny, I've been calling this thing 104 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:35,280 a relationship. 105 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,382 - No, no, I wasn't saying, like, "this thing," 106 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,551 I was more saying, like, "this thang." 107 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,386 - oh, okay. Okay. 108 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,773 So where do you see this "thang" going? 109 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:47,326 - Well, to more of this, for sure. 110 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,694 I would just like to keep this, 111 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,812 you know, between ourselves for now. 112 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,698 'cause we're happy, right? 113 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,267 - Yeah. 114 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,768 Sure. 115 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,403 I totally get where you're coming from. 116 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,771 - That's my girl. 117 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,707 Glad we always on the same page. 118 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,459 So what we watching, "clueless" or "the breakup"? 119 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:06,928 . 120 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:11,500 - Beat you to it! - Oh-- 121 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,902 - damn, pam don't play. [laughs] 122 00:04:13,904 --> 00:04:15,671 - okay, not everything is a competition, 123 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:16,772 all right, pam? In fact, 124 00:04:16,774 --> 00:04:18,173 evaluations are coming up, 125 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,241 and guess who's gonna win that? 126 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:20,909 Mi--mi--mi--mika! 127 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:23,045 - Aw, that high note's sounding great. 128 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:25,414 - Whoa, check out phil. 129 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,683 I'll bet you $5 he drops that tray. 130 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,584 - Take that bet with her money. 131 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:31,153 - The oatmeal's a-slidin'! 132 00:04:31,155 --> 00:04:32,788 Oh! Nice recovery. 133 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,256 He sees the end zone, but there's still 134 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:36,391 quite a few defenders between him and the house. 135 00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:38,060 Oh! Sweet spin move! 136 00:04:38,062 --> 00:04:40,862 He might go all...The...Way! 137 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,564 - Ohh! 138 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:45,200 [chuckles] - fumble on the one. 139 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,702 Pam wins again. 140 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:48,704 - Thanks for including me in your fun ribbing. 141 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,038 That means I'm part of the crew, right? 142 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,106 - Oh, phil. 143 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:53,408 What must have middle school looked like for you? 144 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:56,244 - Like this, but I was homeschooled. 145 00:04:56,246 --> 00:04:58,180 - Okay, that got sadder. Let's go. 146 00:04:58,182 --> 00:04:59,448 Cleaning up. - Yes, ma'am. 147 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:02,050 - Pam, your commentary was so fire 148 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,685 you almost made phil look athletic. 149 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:04,853 - Thank you. - You ever thought 150 00:05:04,855 --> 00:05:06,288 about covering the games on the weekends? 151 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,023 - It's my dream. 152 00:05:08,025 --> 00:05:10,058 My butt-turd ex-manager kept promising 153 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,060 to make it happen, but never did. 154 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:12,894 - Mm, that's gross. 155 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,063 Well, I know a non-butt-turd manager, 156 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,965 highly attractive, looking to add 157 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,601 to his exclusive roster of talent. 158 00:05:19,603 --> 00:05:22,571 - Exclusive? Kenan's your only client. 159 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,574 - It's a boutique firm, pam. 160 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,693 - I don't know, gary. We're friends. 161 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,678 What if this goes sideways? 162 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,813 - The best things in life go sideways. 163 00:05:31,815 --> 00:05:34,850 You know? Skateboards, crabs when they walk, 164 00:05:34,852 --> 00:05:36,852 sex if you do it right. - Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:36,854 --> 00:05:38,687 I mean, I do like all those things. 166 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:40,756 - Of course. Come on, girl. 167 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:43,325 Who gonna look out for you better than your boy? 168 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:44,326 Hmm? 169 00:05:44,328 --> 00:05:46,094 - Okay. I'm in. - Yeah? 170 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,497 Yeah! Five. High five, high five, 171 00:05:48,499 --> 00:05:49,798 high five, contract. 172 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,666 Yeah. - [chuckles] 173 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:55,203 [off-key trumpet notes] 174 00:05:55,205 --> 00:05:56,605 - uh, birdie, baby, 175 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,340 can you please not play with balls in the house? 176 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:00,208 [trumpet playing] 177 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:02,677 [off-key trumpet notes] aubrey. Aubrey, aubrey! 178 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:05,063 Can you please play your trumpet elsewhere? 179 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,548 - Real encouraging, dad. 180 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:08,233 Luckily you weren't miles davis' father. 181 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,752 - Well, if I was, he might have stayed off that "heron." 182 00:06:10,754 --> 00:06:12,521 - hey, family! - Hey, uncle gary, 183 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:13,755 I learnt a new serve. 184 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:15,123 - Oh, let me see it. 185 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:22,948 - I'm gonna count to ten real slow before I lose it. 186 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,199 One. 187 00:06:24,201 --> 00:06:25,233 Two... - Come on, 188 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:26,201 before he explodes! - Three. 189 00:06:26,203 --> 00:06:27,803 - Hurry, go, go, go! 190 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,172 - Hey, what's we-bad-a.F.? 191 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:32,541 - Oh, I finally got my second client, 192 00:06:32,543 --> 00:06:34,843 so I am officially a firm now. 193 00:06:34,845 --> 00:06:37,345 Williams entertainment bold and defiant artist firm. 194 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,614 And I just got pam a meeting with georgia tech. 195 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:40,782 In one hour, boy, 196 00:06:40,784 --> 00:06:42,584 she might be the next color commentator 197 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,086 for the football games. 198 00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:46,488 - Hey, that's great, man. Congratulations. 199 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,757 - Appreciate it. - Real, real proud of you. 200 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,025 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna need you 201 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,994 to push that meeting so you can watch the girls for me. 202 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,030 I got some, uh, business to handle tonight. 203 00:06:55,032 --> 00:06:55,997 - Can't do it. 204 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,332 I ain't got nothing for you but some swag. 205 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,600 Whoo. - Hey, ay. 206 00:06:58,602 --> 00:07:00,402 - And it's $10 apiece, so leave that on my bed. 207 00:07:00,404 --> 00:07:01,503 - But--but come on, man. 208 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,405 Rick is out for the night. He went to blind wally's. 209 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:05,006 - Blind wally's the jazz club or blind wally, 210 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:08,376 the psychic hobo that live outside the deli? 211 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:09,945 - I think they the same dude. 212 00:07:09,947 --> 00:07:11,413 - All right, well, ask rick to ask him 213 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:13,281 what my future look like, 'cause it's looking bright, 214 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,416 you know what I'm saying? 215 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:17,152 - Yup, yup, yeah, I'm happy for you. 216 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:19,187 Guess I'm gonna have to get creative. 217 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:21,890 There she go! 218 00:07:21,892 --> 00:07:25,427 Aw, mika, thank you so much for coming 219 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:27,262 and watching the girls. 220 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:29,865 I gotta go, uh, see somebody. 221 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,968 - Mm. You mean the woman you're secretly dating. 222 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,803 - How'd you know about her? 223 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:36,705 - Oh, I know everything that's going on in my studio. 224 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,140 And on my news desk. 225 00:07:38,142 --> 00:07:39,674 - You saw that? 226 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,009 Well, her name is janay. 227 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,744 And, uh, things have gotten a little weird, 228 00:07:42,746 --> 00:07:43,979 'cause she asked me where I thought 229 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:45,447 the relationship was going. 230 00:07:45,449 --> 00:07:47,082 - And what did you say? 231 00:07:47,084 --> 00:07:49,050 - That I feel like it's fine the way it is. 232 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:52,020 But now she's not answering my calls, or my texts, 233 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:54,356 so I think I need to go smooth that out. 234 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:57,893 - Kenan, you know I love you, but you're not a bright man. 235 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,794 She wants to move forward. 236 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:01,463 She don't want to waste the pretty on you. 237 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:02,797 - Yeah, but things are going good. 238 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:05,600 I mean, I don't want to ruin it by introducing her to my family 239 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:07,235 and bringing her in this house of crazy. 240 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,005 - But kenan, your family is a big part of who you are. 241 00:08:10,007 --> 00:08:11,239 Look, if you're telling her 242 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,474 that you're not gonna move forward, 243 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:14,042 she's gonna pull back. 244 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:16,178 - Nah, girl, she is all about zaddy. 245 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,612 Let me show you. 246 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:20,715 - Aw, these are cute. So cute. 247 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,083 Piggy-back? Okay. 248 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,885 Yes. 249 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:26,321 Oh. Except for this one she just posted 250 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:27,489 where she's with another dude. 251 00:08:27,491 --> 00:08:28,723 - What? No. 252 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,493 This is a picture of her alone at a coffee shop right now. 253 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:33,762 - Is she though? 254 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,133 Look, I think you should go talk to her. 255 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:40,869 And besides, your family's not that crazy. 256 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,773 - Little help? 257 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,041 - You were saying? 258 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:48,143 - I should probably go inside. - Yeah. 259 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:49,144 - Okay. 260 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:52,147 - Th--this is why I say no balls in the h-- 261 00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:53,682 you know what? 262 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:54,883 It's just my life. - Birdie? 263 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,921 - Then I try not to eat till noon. 264 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:01,156 - Yeah, mm. - Intermittent fasting. 265 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:02,857 - Kenan? 266 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:04,359 - Oh, snap. 267 00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:06,294 Janay! What're you doing out here? 268 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,330 Besides having coffee with goofy dudes. 269 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:13,468 - What's up? I'm trevor. 270 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,003 - 'sup, trevor? What you standing up 271 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:16,304 to your natural height for? 272 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,472 That supposed to mean something to me? 273 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,940 'cause it really doesn't, brah. 274 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:21,876 - Will you just, uh, excuse us for one second? 275 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:23,411 - 'scuse us, trevor. 276 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,614 - What are you doing? - What? 277 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:27,816 I'm ready to risk my life for this relationship. 278 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,318 - Ohh, so now it's a relationship 279 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,354 and not just a "thang." 280 00:09:32,356 --> 00:09:34,022 who called it a "thang"? Was that me? 281 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:35,957 - Kenan! - Okay, yes. 282 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:39,361 This is a real, going-somewhere relationship. 283 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,664 - So you'll include me in your whole life? 284 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,865 - Yes. 285 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,834 We can have family dinner this weekend. 286 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,371 And I'll tell everybody that you're my girlfriend. 287 00:09:49,373 --> 00:09:50,605 - That sounds sweet. 288 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:52,974 - Yeah, starting with this dude right here. 289 00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:55,043 Hey, groot, this is my lady. 290 00:09:55,045 --> 00:09:56,478 It's nice for you to meet her, 291 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,480 but you can go home now, punk! 292 00:09:58,482 --> 00:10:00,282 I'm just kidding, just kidding. 293 00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:01,816 Can I grab her stuff? Thanks. 294 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:02,851 - So nice to meet you. 295 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,486 - All right, we'll see you at the gym, trevor. 296 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:07,722 [phone rings] 297 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,558 - hey. - Yo, pam, 298 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,693 where the hell are you? 299 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,261 Everyone's already in the meeting. 300 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:14,729 - Waze gave me a 20-minute route, 301 00:10:14,731 --> 00:10:16,498 but I knew of a back road that would get me here 302 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,699 in 15 minutes flat. 303 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,367 - You're 40 minutes late, pam. 304 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,070 - Yeah, well, waze won this round. 305 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,771 - Okay, well, I can't keep stalling, all right? 306 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:26,441 Oh, oh I see you. There you are. 307 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:30,078 - Oh, I found a primo spot. Whoo. 308 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,747 Oh, now this joker's gonna try to steal it! 309 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:33,948 - Who cares? Just park anywhere. 310 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:34,816 There's plenty of space. 311 00:10:34,818 --> 00:10:37,385 - No! Everybody knows that the space 312 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,021 next to the disabled spot is the best. 313 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,692 Game time. I gotta win this. 314 00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:45,226 - This isn't a competition. 315 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,062 Georgia tech is waiting, pam. 316 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:50,231 [engin rev] 317 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,967 - that spot is mine! 318 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,105 - Oh. 319 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,840 - [sighs] it was a tie. 320 00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:01,876 I hate ties. 321 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,112 Aw man, why don't you look where you're going? 322 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,014 Do you see what you did to my car? 323 00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:07,515 - Oh, she crazy, crazy. 324 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,284 - Come on, face me! 325 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,053 - You are gonna love this recipe. 326 00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:14,289 I call it "hot girl guac." 327 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,924 my secret is half a ghost pepper 328 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,425 and a bunch of garlic. 329 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,927 - Sounds like tonight will be the first night 330 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,129 we fart in front of each other. Both: [chuckle] 331 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,131 - look at us, moving forward. 332 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,000 - Oh, hey,or our big family dinner this weekend, 333 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,502 what do the girls eat? 334 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:29,270 I really want everything to be perfect. 335 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,373 - Oh, well, aubrey hates everything, 336 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,074 and birdie will eat pretty much anything. 337 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,043 So why don't we go with steak, 338 00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:36,244 'cause that's what zaddy wants. 339 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:39,514 [phone buzzes] oh, snap. 340 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,150 I'm sorry, hold on one second. - Okay. 341 00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:44,319 - Yeah, what? 342 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:46,421 - Kenan, I'm dropping pam as a client, man. 343 00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,456 So if I go missing, go to your computer, 344 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,858 and find a folder called "church." 345 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,493 delete that. It's full of porn. 346 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:53,461 - Is that why my computer's so slow? 347 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,829 - That and another folder called "prayer." 348 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:55,830 - get back to pam. 349 00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:57,698 You just signed her, man. You can't drop her. 350 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,034 - But she's out of control, man, for real. 351 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:01,636 It's like everything's a competition with her. 352 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,971 Like she's still on the tennis tour. 353 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,139 I should have known when she dunked 354 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,558 on that make a wish kid standing by that trash can. 355 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,909 - Maybe that was his wish. 356 00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:09,878 We don't know what he was into. [phone rings] 357 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,346 sorry, hold on a second. 358 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:13,081 What's up? 359 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,149 - I got kicked out of blind wally's. 360 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,250 You gotta come pick me up. 361 00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:18,153 - No, man, just take a lyft or uber or something. 362 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,921 - I'm banned from one and protesting the other. 363 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,157 And don't ask me which one, 'cause I can't remember. 364 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,658 - Everything okay, babe? 365 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,061 - Uh, yeah, everything is fine. Nothing crazy here. 366 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:29,531 Look, man, I'm busy, all right? You're just gonna have to walk. 367 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,698 - Well, ladies, I guess we're hoofing it. 368 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,766 - What? 369 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,201 - There's no sidewalks on this highway. 370 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:34,736 - Bad rick. - Hi daddy, 371 00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:36,404 a woman named katie asked me to be her sponsor. 372 00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:39,474 - You took my babies to a jazz club? 373 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:40,909 - The child is learning the trumpet. 374 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,744 I'm trying to be encouraging. 375 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:45,380 - All right, look, don't move. Okay? I'm on my way. 376 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:47,048 Snap, gary. 377 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,216 Gary? - Hmm? 378 00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:51,219 - Okay, look, you always wanted a legit business, right? 379 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:53,555 And now you have one. With swag! 380 00:12:53,557 --> 00:12:55,390 And two clients that you care about, all right? 381 00:12:55,392 --> 00:12:57,025 You wouldn't cut and run on your brother, 382 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,059 so you can't do that to your friend either. 383 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,360 - Yeah. 384 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,862 Yeah, you right, man. Thanks. 385 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,230 Well--and don't delete that folder, 'cause-- 386 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:04,065 [phone beeps] hello? 387 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:06,701 - Hey. 388 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,786 - Sounds like you got a lot going on. 389 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,104 - Just some work and family nonsense. 390 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:13,107 Which reminds me, I'm so sorry, but I forgot 391 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,143 we're going out of town this weekend. 392 00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:17,245 I gotta get a raincheck on that family dinner. 393 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:20,582 - Oh, no! 394 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:22,884 Okay, sure, raincheck. But only 'cause you're cute. 395 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,719 - I am cute, ain't I? - You are. You're cute. 396 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,021 - Thank you, you're the best. - You're cute. 397 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,557 - [sighs] in fact, 398 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,959 I forgot that I actually gotta go handle 399 00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:32,527 something for work right now as well, 400 00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:34,729 so you enjoy that "hot girl guac," 401 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:38,466 and I will be back in, like, 10 or 55 minutes. 402 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:41,736 [upbeat music] 403 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,239 - I'm sorry about that georgia tech gig. 404 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,740 That was on me. 405 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,142 I feel like I don't deserve a party. 406 00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:49,477 Come on now, pam. 407 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,279 I gotta welcome you to we-bad-a.F. 408 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:52,981 The right way. - Thanks, gary. 409 00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:55,183 You are an amazing-- 410 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,585 what the [bleep] is this? 411 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,088 This isn't a party. Where's the cake? 412 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,091 And what is my butt-turd ex-manager doing here? 413 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,926 - We're all here to tell you how your competitive behavior 414 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,228 has hurt us in the following ways. 415 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,731 - This is a damn intervention! 416 00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:12,166 - A damn intervention party. Surprise. 417 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:13,635 - I'm out. 418 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:15,470 - No you're not. 419 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:18,473 - Whoa. John mcenroe! 420 00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,174 - Big fan, I'm sure. 421 00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:22,310 Now sit your ass down and let your friends 422 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,579 change your life for the better. 423 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:26,247 - Oh. - You better sit your ass down. 424 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:28,116 - Oh, he good. 425 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,986 - All right, we all know the game plan? 426 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:34,722 We're here to get an outfit for aubrey's trumpet recital. 427 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,524 And if your name isn't aubrey, 428 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:37,625 please don't ask me for anything. 429 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,260 - But I want a razor scooter. 430 00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:42,330 - Oh, and it reminds me, I want a subscription to starz. 431 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:45,633 They got a new program on there called "p-valley." 432 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,335 - you know what the p stands for? 433 00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:49,170 - I have a good idea. But-- 434 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:52,774 - let's go this way. - But the store's right there. 435 00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,108 - I know, but the razor scooter store 436 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,009 is that way. 437 00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:57,178 - Oh! Does this mean I'm getting starz? 438 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,513 - Maybe. - You rascal. 439 00:14:58,515 --> 00:14:59,514 - I know, I'm a little rascal, right? 440 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:01,282 - Kenan? 441 00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:04,352 Kenan! Kenan! 442 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,956 - Uh, hi. Uh, can I help you? 443 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:10,158 - [laughs] quit playing. 444 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,126 I thought you were going out of town this weekend. 445 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,562 - Uh, daddy, do you know this lady? 446 00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:16,164 - No, I don't. 447 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,566 But I think she might recognize me from tv. 448 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:19,867 Is that what it is? 449 00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:21,603 Well, thank you very much for watching, ma'am. 450 00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:22,837 So, uh, why don't we let this stranger, 451 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,372 who none of us have ever met before, 452 00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:25,573 get back to her job. 453 00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:26,641 Thank you for your service, ma'am. 454 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,643 Come on. - [whispers] oh, hell no. 455 00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,144 - Who was that? - I don't know. 456 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,313 - Come on, I know a pissed off mistress 457 00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,548 when I see one. 458 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,949 - I know. She's not my mistress though. 459 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,684 She's my secret girlfriend. 460 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,687 Okay, now I hear it. - Mm-hmm. 461 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,989 I don't even think she that mad. 462 00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:45,326 - Daang. 463 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,228 She gave you the boot. 464 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,830 Tch. 465 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:51,633 - I don't need you to be clever right now, rick. 466 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:55,470 - When you and I were playing at the company picnic, 467 00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:56,971 you nicknamed me rally killer. 468 00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,641 - 'cause you suck, phil. You kill rallies. 469 00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:00,775 - Well, it stuck. 470 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,977 My ex-wife called me that in bed. 471 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,313 "rally killer strikes again." 472 00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:07,482 [laughter] 473 00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,217 listen, sex is hard. 474 00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:12,286 - All right, buddy. My turn. 475 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,521 [clears throat] 476 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:16,024 pam would be a model employee 477 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:18,760 if she didn't let her overly competitive nature 478 00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,828 get in the way of her job performance. 479 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:22,697 - Is that my evaluation? - Yes it is. 480 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:23,798 I told you I'd get you back. 481 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,666 - Come on. This is not the time-- 482 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,200 - stop it! 483 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,703 This is getting real janky, right now. 484 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,538 John mcenroe, please tell pam 485 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,241 how this type of behavior has affected your life. 486 00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:34,776 - Pam, I get it. 487 00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,844 No one is more competitive than me. 488 00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:38,713 - You want to bet? - Don't interrupt me. 489 00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:40,048 - Okay. 490 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,884 - Having dominated every tennis tournament, 491 00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:44,719 commentated with every major network, 492 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:49,357 being put in the international tennis hall of fame-- 493 00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:54,746 you know, I only see an upside in this behavior. 494 00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,497 Why am I here? - I'm starting to wonder 495 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,099 the same thing, johnathan. 496 00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,918 - You're starting to wonder?! [objects clatter] 497 00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:04,238 fine! I don't want to be here! 498 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,874 Pam, you be you. 499 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:09,343 - Wha-- 500 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,079 - he's still got it. 501 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:12,814 - Okay, that was dope, but pam, for real, 502 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:13,748 you're gonna tell me that parking space 503 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,783 was worth your dream job? 504 00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,920 - I don't know. I just can't be a loser. 505 00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:20,588 Growing up in a house full of brothers, 506 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,223 you had to compete for everything-- 507 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,226 desserts, toilet paper, medicine-- 508 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,978 - was that you eating all my antacid pills? 509 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:28,146 My chest hurts! 510 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,865 - Hmm? - Pam, not being a loser 511 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,601 doesn't mean you always win. Okay? 512 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:34,836 You lost your dream job, 513 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:37,805 and you smashed up your damn car. 514 00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:40,441 Look, all I know is you gotta make a change. 515 00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:42,910 And as your friend, and your manager, 516 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,246 you gotta let me help you, man. 517 00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,383 - Thanks, gary. 518 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,452 You know, you are a great manager. 519 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,888 - Thank you very much. - Better than the last one. 520 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,289 You hear that, butt-turd? 521 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,860 - My name is buttard! And you know that. 522 00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,979 - That guy is such a phil! - Such a phil. 523 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:04,065 - Such a phil! - He's a double phil. 524 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,867 - He didn't flip a chair or nothing. 525 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:12,273 - Alexa, play "kenan's sad jams for no chance at love-making." 526 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,310 - playing "kenan's sad jams for no chance of love-making." 527 00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:18,146 - alexa, will you be my girlfriend? 528 00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,648 - I like you as a friend. 529 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,983 - Snap, that's cold. 530 00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:24,919 - I don't like what I'm hearing over here. 531 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,454 What's happened? 532 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,989 - It's just janay stuff. 533 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:29,657 Mika was right, I think I need 534 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,225 to bring her into my whole life 535 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,960 and introduce her to the family. 536 00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,495 That's the only way I'm gonna keep her. 537 00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:37,031 But I'm just worried it's gonna scare her away. 538 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,967 - Well, look, man, the only thing I know is 539 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,435 you can't have a whole separate life 540 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,938 that doesn't include your partner. 541 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,808 - That's some good advice, rick. 542 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:48,075 - Yeah. 543 00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:50,178 I got that from a blind wally song, 544 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,146 called "you can't have a whole separate life 545 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:53,848 that doesn't include your partner." 546 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:56,217 - you had me at blind wally. 547 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,987 - Hey, daddy, like my sign? 548 00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,657 - Yes, baby, it's beautiful. 549 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,826 Why am I paying $15,000 a year for that school? 550 00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:07,695 - Hey, rich kids are dumb too. [pounding on door] 551 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:09,664 - places everybody. Come here. 552 00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,132 Don't forget, yell surprise, 553 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,267 and then curtsy like the little von trapp kids did 554 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,220 when they met fraulein von nazi racist face. 555 00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:19,390 Get ready. One, two, three. 556 00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:23,711 All: Surprise! - Surprise! 557 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:26,647 - Oh, god. They found me. 558 00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:29,901 - Look, officer, this is my girlfriend's place. 559 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:31,686 I just used the hide-away key. 560 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,688 - Girls, do you know the woman that lives here? 561 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,356 - Nope. - Didn't know she existed 562 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,524 till today. 563 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:37,725 - I'm gonna need you to stand up, sir. 564 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,294 - Oh, man, this is ridiculous. 565 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,598 - What in the hell? 566 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,099 Lawrence, what is happening right now? 567 00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:46,567 - Janay, we received a call from a neighbor 568 00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:49,237 about an intrusion. - Janay, would you please tell 569 00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:51,038 this officer of the law that you know me 570 00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:52,540 and we have a "thang." 571 00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:55,543 - oh, did we have a "thing," or a "thang." 572 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:56,911 - you gonna let them take my babies 573 00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,479 just because you mad? That's cold. 574 00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:00,948 - What are you doing here, kenan? 575 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,718 - Can--let's just have a little talk. 576 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,353 - [sighs] - I'm sorry. 577 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,588 I thought that if I brought my family over here 578 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:08,522 to surprise you, 579 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,725 then you would forgive me for being stupid. 580 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:11,993 I didn't count on the cops 581 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:14,262 or rick's past criminal history. 582 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:17,365 - Ah, ah, alleged criminal history. 583 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,333 - You really thought this would make up 584 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,269 for the way you treated me? 585 00:20:21,371 --> 00:20:22,770 - I thought it would be a start. 586 00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:25,640 Look, janay, I'm really sorry. I just freaked. 587 00:20:25,742 --> 00:20:27,208 - Why? 588 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,443 - Because my life is so crazy. 589 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,445 I thought it would scare you off. 590 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:33,414 I mean, look at you. You're so pretty, 591 00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:36,117 and smart, and put-together. 592 00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:38,052 I got puked on three times last week. 593 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,054 - Gross. 594 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,255 I get it. 595 00:20:41,357 --> 00:20:43,257 You're a father and a brother 596 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,694 and a...Whatever you are to rick. 597 00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:49,297 But I didn't want some curated version of you. 598 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:51,332 I wanted the real you. 599 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,234 The good, the bad, and the-- 600 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,702 - oh, I know you're not about to say "ugly." 601 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,971 'cause I might be stupid, but I'm cute. 602 00:20:57,073 --> 00:21:00,675 - I was gonna say "human." 603 00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:03,210 - so...You still want me? 604 00:21:03,313 --> 00:21:06,314 - Plant one on me, right here. 605 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,815 Now introduce me to your crazy family. 606 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:10,151 - Okay, all right. Well, that's my baby birdie, 607 00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:12,286 and that's aubrey, and that's-- 608 00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:13,754 - girl, don't act like you don't know me. 609 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,189 - Get your feet off my coffee table. 610 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,457 - Oh, I will. 611 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,658 I will. - Now.