1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:05,088 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:05,964 - Uh, uh, uh. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,677 - Ooh. Now, walk. 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,345 - The party already started, huh? 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,180 Let me get in on this dance. Stanky Leg-- 6 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:15,849 - That stinks. - Wait. 7 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,684 - Do the Stanky Leg-- - Stanky Leg is a dance? 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,185 - Yeah, what did you think it was? 9 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,354 - A medical condition that you got in Vietnam. 10 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,773 - Vietnam? Girl, how old do you think I am? 11 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,609 - Old enough to know that the Stanky Leg is dead. 12 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,486 Now, could you move along, Grandpa? 13 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,321 You're ruining our TikTok. 14 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,824 - Really? That's funny. 'Cause I could have sworn 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,410 that Birdie wasn't able to get that app on her phone. 16 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,995 - Uncle Gary and Papa Rick fixed it. 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,830 Aren't they cool? 18 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,999 - Yeah, they is super cool. 19 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,460 Why don't you go play outside, while I thank them? 20 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,837 - Outside? I don't have that app. 21 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,256 - Uh, it's not an app. It's a magical place 22 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,051 where kids go play when their batteries are dead. 23 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,053 Now go. High five on your way out. 24 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,512 Attagirl. 25 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,264 I changed the settings on her phone 26 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,308 so she couldn't download social media apps. 27 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,018 Aubrey, why didn't you tell me? 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,853 - Because the price of snitching 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,937 has recently gone up. 30 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,607 - I told you I'm not paying you $80. 31 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,401 - Fine. Stay in the dark then. 32 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,652 - Yes, I will stay in the dark. 33 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,364 High five. Yeah, I expected that. 34 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,533 Listen, they're too young for social media, all right? 35 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,701 You can't just be their buddies. 36 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,578 You gotta be a little more responsible. 37 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,080 Now give me the phone. Thank you. 38 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,082 All right. There. 39 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,458 Now, I gotta go to work, 40 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,627 because some of us actually have to work. 41 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,046 - Hey, I work. You just gave me the day off. 42 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,173 - I did not. 43 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,175 - Hold up. You reinstalled the app? 44 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,219 - I sure did. 45 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,845 If Birdie only had Kenan in her life, 46 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,598 she'd never have any fun. That's why she needs us. 47 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,766 - Yeah. - I'm Papa good-times 48 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,519 and you're the fun uncle. Her funcle. 49 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,521 - Ooh, funcle. Sounds like a foot disease. 50 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,190 So no. How 'bout Crunkle? 51 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,025 - Okay, sure. Give me a Crunkle. 52 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,318 - Okay, Crunkle. 53 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,278 * Uh, crunk it up, crunk it down * 54 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,447 * Crunk it up, crunk it around * 55 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,366 - Oh, that's got energy. 56 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,327 [funky upbeat music] 57 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,747 * * 58 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,833 [laughter] - Right? 59 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,710 You know it's right, Tami. 60 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,378 So on her first day, 61 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,214 Tami shows up to work, and she has two coffees. 62 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,465 And I said, "Oh, that's so sweet. 63 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,758 You brought one for me." 64 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,177 And she said, "Excuse me, it is 5:00 a.m. 65 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,138 Both of these are for me." 66 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,348 - That's right. I did say that. 67 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,976 - Oh, but seriously, Tami, happy birthday. 68 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,478 I knew when I hired you that I'd be getting a great host, 69 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,398 but I never knew I'd be getting such a great friend. 70 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,191 - Aww. - To Tami. 71 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,152 all: Cheers. - Thank you. 72 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,319 - Okay. So who's next? 73 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,821 Uh-oh. It's Kenan. 74 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,198 - Uh-oh. - [laughs] 75 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,993 - All right. No, thank you. 76 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:43,913 I'd just like to say happy birthday, Tami. 77 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,832 - Yeah. - Thank you. 78 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:52,339 [clears throat] - Is that it? 79 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,091 - Oh, um... 80 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,344 * And many more * 81 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,471 That's good. - What? 82 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,473 - Kenan, maybe something more personal. 83 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,682 - Personal? - Personal. 84 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,225 - Oh, okay. 85 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,519 Uh, one thing I love about Tami is 86 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,315 that she's from right here in Atlanta, born and raised. 87 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,941 - She's actually from Missouri. 88 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,526 - She is? - Yeah. 89 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,529 - Oh, of course she is. But, uh, she's here now. 90 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,615 That's the most important thing. 91 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,408 And when I said "from," it's more like when people say, 92 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,534 "I'm from where I'm at mother..." 93 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,952 - [clears throat] - [gasps] 94 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,412 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 95 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:29,042 Speaking of mothers, Tami has two beautiful children. 96 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:33,713 Two beautiful children and one with a hell of a personality. 97 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,049 David, you're a lucky man. You're a lucky man. 98 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,300 But the point is, 99 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,844 Tami, I would like to say, 100 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,346 happy 40th birthday. 101 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,265 Four decades looks good on you. 102 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,227 - I'm 30. 103 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,687 - Of course you are. 104 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,022 And I knew that because 30 is the new 40 105 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,399 is what I was trying to say. 106 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,775 Why don't we keep the toasts going? 107 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,110 Phil, I think you were up next. 108 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,486 - Oh. - Wow. 109 00:03:56,528 --> 00:04:00,115 - An ode to Tami. "T" is for "terrific." 110 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,742 [car horn honks] - Here they come. 111 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,994 - Yo, yo. 112 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,329 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 113 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,790 - How was school? - So good. 114 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,625 Jodi Harrington saw the TikTok that we did, 115 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,835 and she said it was fire. 116 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,962 - Hey, well Jodi is a tastemaker, 117 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,171 so that's poppin'. 118 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,757 - My whole class was talking about it 119 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,968 until Mr. Jones told us to settle down 120 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,428 and made us put our heads on our desks. 121 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,346 - Lame. - Hella lame. 122 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,639 - Look at him over there 123 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,766 directing traffic like he runs the school. 124 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:27,934 - That's him? 125 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,269 Man, ain't nobody listening to that man 126 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,312 with them baggy, high-waisted pants 127 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,441 looking like man in a sack race who just kept on walking. 128 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,359 - I thought you only wore pants like that 129 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,902 if you were expecting a flood. 130 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,279 - I thought you only wore pants like that 131 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,406 if you live in your pants. 132 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,200 "Attention, all students. This is Mr. Jones, 133 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,578 "emperor of the parking lot. 134 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,789 Please keep it moving before I drown in my own pants." 135 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,916 [laughter] 136 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,336 - You guys are setting a bad example for Birdie. 137 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,129 - Oh, pipe down there, Little Kenan. 138 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,549 - Oh, that is funny and catchy. Let's say it a lot. 139 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,344 all: Little Kenan. Little Kenan. 140 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,762 - I'm gonna take the bus. 141 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,638 - Hey. - Bye, Little Kenan. 142 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,931 - Don't take the bus. - Aubrey. 143 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,558 - You don't even have any money. 144 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,436 - What up, Alex? Can I get an iced macchiato 145 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,896 with some cinnamon powder sprinkled on top? 146 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,815 - Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it. 147 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,485 Brucie, what's up, man? How's life in the edit bay? 148 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,737 - Lonely. How was your weekend? 149 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,572 - Oh, it was fine. I went to Tami's thing. 150 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,823 - Tami had a thing? 151 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,743 - Um, I'll see you in there, buddy. 152 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,162 Dah! Doh! 153 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,372 Just give me a little space. 154 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,414 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 155 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,874 Hey, there she is. 156 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,918 The birthday girl. Dirty 30. 157 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,586 - Kenan, we need to talk. - Yep. 158 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,547 - You embarrassed me in front of my friends and family. 159 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,175 - I know, and I just told Brucie about your thing 160 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,343 that he wasn't invited to. 161 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,137 So now you gotta deal with that. 162 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,181 I'm sorry, you know. 163 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,391 But come on, your real friends 164 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,559 don't care what your work friends think. 165 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,020 - Oh, so you think we're just work friends? 166 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,398 - Yeah. Right? 167 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,192 - Oh, okay then. Huh. 168 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,735 - So we good? 169 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,155 - Yeah, we are great. 170 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,198 [laughs] 171 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,035 [both chuckling] 172 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:16,626 . 173 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,836 - I don't get it. Tami is acting all weird, man. 174 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,008 I mean, we're friends on TV, but we're not that close. 175 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,467 Am I trippin'? 176 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,261 - Hell no, you not trippin', man. 177 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:27,554 - Thank you. 178 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,264 - You get paid to pretend to be her friend. 179 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:32,017 Besides, you remember when they foisted her on you? 180 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,560 I didn't even know what that word was 181 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,769 until she got hired. 182 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,604 - They did kind of foist her, right? 183 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,732 - It was a straight-up foistering, dawg. 184 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,775 They hired you to host the show. 185 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,319 You delivered the hotness. Then they get Tami? 186 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,696 - And didn't even tell me. 187 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,824 - Which one's Tami? - His cohost, Rick. 188 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,118 She there every day. Do you even watch the show? 189 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,288 - Full disclosure, my mornings belong to Strahan. 190 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,706 - I respect that. - Nice guy. 191 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,208 But look, as your manager, my advice, 192 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,335 keep it professional. 193 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,753 Just do the job, 194 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,838 and like the famous poet, Maya Angelou, said, 195 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,882 "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'." 196 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,842 - Exactly. And we don't have to be friends. 197 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,594 It's not like we have anything in common. 198 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,137 - It's not like we have that much in common. 199 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,930 - Yeah, and we're not friends, Rick. 200 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,307 We're forced to be around each other. 201 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,475 It's called family. 202 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,643 - See that? Situation managed. 203 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,936 - All right, I gotta go back to the office. 204 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,980 - That's how easy I do that. [phone buzzing] 205 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,942 What? More business. Go for Gare. 206 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,736 - May I speak to Gary Williams, please? 207 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,988 - Morgan State approved another loan deferment. 208 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,407 You are not allowed to keep calling me like this. 209 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,242 - Uh, this is Principal Manning. 210 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,369 Birdie gave me your number 211 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,037 because her father is out of town. 212 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,664 - Later, losers. - Oh, uh-huh. 213 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,167 He--yeah, so far out of town. 214 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,294 - Are you a guardian? - Of the galaxy? 215 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,338 - No, sir. Of Birdie. 216 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,799 We're gonna need someone to come down here tomorrow. 217 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,009 Birdie posted a TikTok video 218 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,428 that was unflattering of her history teacher, Mr. Jones. 219 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,014 - Oh, hold on. - Who is that? 220 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,724 - Birdie got in trouble for TikToks, man. 221 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,351 The principal wants a guardian to come down there. 222 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,061 - Give me that. - Don't say nothing crazy. 223 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,522 - Hello. - Hello. 224 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,940 - This is Birdie's grandfather. 225 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,358 We'll be down there first thing in the morning. 226 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,902 - Thank you. - Thanks. 227 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,570 - We can't go down there, man. 228 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,531 - Why not? We can handle this, 229 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,865 and Kenan won't even know. 230 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,158 I've talked to lots of principals 231 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,827 about much worse things. 232 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,620 - Like what? - In high school, 233 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,414 I had an affair with the principal's wife. 234 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,790 Worked out fine. 235 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,917 We boxed in front of the high school. 236 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,585 - Now was this fight in black and white? 237 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,212 And was Charlie Chaplin there? 238 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,798 [upbeat funky music] 239 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,051 - We're live in three, two... - Welcome back. 240 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,346 Are you ready to get your kids off screens and outside? 241 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,223 [together] Yeah! 242 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,684 - Hey, I gotta warn you. Just because your kids, 243 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,019 it doesn't mean I'm not coming for you. 244 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,729 - Yeah, he couldn't care less who he hurts. 245 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,689 Right, Kenan? 246 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,149 - What I think she means is, 247 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,900 I'm a three-legged race champion. 248 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,902 - And a two-legged jerk. - Easy. 249 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,363 Now, we'd love to introduce you to Couch Roy-- 250 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,074 - Wagner here to tell us about the Fulton County school's 251 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,701 new youth initiative, Screens Off, Play On. 252 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,203 - Screens Off, Play On. 253 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,830 - Well, I'm super pumped to be here 254 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,124 and show you a few games we're gonna be playing. 255 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,625 - Yeah! - Well, we're super pumped 256 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,918 to have you. - We are. 257 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,628 - All right. Who's ready to do this? 258 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,464 [together] Yeah! - Let's get it started. 259 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,174 - All right! - Go! 260 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,592 - Okay, Kenan, just come straight. 261 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,926 Listen to my voice. 262 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,927 - I'm trying. I'm trying. 263 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,055 - Walk forward to me, Kenan. 264 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,140 Just, okay, now in just, like, a straight line. 265 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,975 - Hey, hey. Get away from me. 266 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,935 - That's just a stanchion. Come this way. 267 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,645 - Okay. - Let's go left. Left! 268 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,772 - My left or your left? 269 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,106 - It's always about you. Your left. 270 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,107 - Right, right, right, right, right. 271 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,150 - I'm winning, I'm win--Oh. 272 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,819 - Oh, come on. [cheering] 273 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,115 - Ready, set, and toss. 274 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,909 - Good toss. - Everybody take a step back. 275 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,952 And toss. - Nice and easy now. 276 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,454 Oh. Gee, I'm sorry. 277 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,955 - Damn it. - You are out. 278 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,624 - I can't believe you. 279 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,002 - Ow. It's all right. 280 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,672 I missed breakfast anyway. 281 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,300 - Ready, set, go. - Right, left, right. 282 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,802 - Okay, this is a first. Okay, here we go. 283 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,805 - Wait, Kenan. Left, right--ah! 284 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,306 - Get up. - Just stay down. 285 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,350 - You stay down. This is your fault. 286 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,143 - Stop it. 287 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,728 Just follow the directions that we clearly decided on together. 288 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,146 - What directions? 289 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,525 Well, we may have gotten schooled by a bunch of kids, 290 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,984 but at least we inspired 291 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,820 everybody to turn their screens off 292 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,571 and play with their friends. Right, y'all? 293 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,573 [together] Yeah! 294 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,326 - Okay, don't get too excited. You're just his show friends. 295 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,537 - All right. Well, Phil, take it away. 296 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,788 Say bye, everybody. 297 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,498 [together] Bye. 298 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,166 - And we're out. 299 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,418 - Yeah, I think that went pretty good. 300 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,420 - [bleep] you, Kenan. 301 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,340 - And luck you too--as well. You have much luck. 302 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:40,390 . 303 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:40,682 - Man. 304 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,644 - Hey, Kenan, so--oh, 305 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,895 your dressing room stinks more than that segment. 306 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,230 - Oh, hilarious. 307 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,774 Maybe next time don't tether me and Tami together 308 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,901 and have us crawl through a dog park. 309 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,570 I came out with two bruised elbows 310 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,238 and a tracksuit full of dookie. 311 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,198 - Okay, what is going on with you and Tami? 312 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,742 Is this still about her birthday toast? 313 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,243 - No. She's all bent out of shape, 314 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,911 'cause she thought we were friends. 315 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,788 And it's your fault, because you hired her 316 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,165 and forced us to work together. 317 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,624 - What? Kenan, don't tell me 318 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,835 that you're still hung up on that after all these years. 319 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,295 - Why wouldn't I be? 320 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,297 It was my show, and then you brought her in 321 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,175 for no reason. - No reason? 322 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,801 Do you not remember what the show was like 323 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,180 before Tami? - Yeah, it was great. 324 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,557 Common marker. And now it's time for a segment 325 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,351 called "Kenan on Kenan" 326 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,145 where I interview a very special guest, me. 327 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,314 We're so happy to have you here, Kenan. 328 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,399 Yo, I'm humbled to be here, Kenan. 329 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,610 And we are so humbled to have you here. 330 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,154 So what are your thoughts on the Middle East? 331 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,365 I don't know, dawg. It's, like, far as hell. 332 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,784 Hmm. Hmm. 333 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,495 Take 17. This one, semi-clean. 334 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,455 But the toilet paper, rough as hell. 335 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,541 So I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to rank the public restroom 336 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:52,128 on the corner of Auburn and Peach Street as a no-go. 337 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,547 - I took my toast out of the toaster 338 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,633 and I just started crying. 339 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,301 - I have chills. 340 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,304 Do y'all see Luther Vandross on this toast? 341 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,184 Okay. Hmm. 342 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,477 I don't remember it being that terrible. 343 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,521 - Oh, I do. You were too close to it. 344 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,856 And you had a bit of an ego back then. 345 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,274 - I don't know about that. 346 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,944 - Uh, Kenan, you interviewed yourself 347 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,612 and demanded you both be paid. 348 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,197 - Man, how did the network not cancel us? 349 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,573 - Oh, they never saw these tapes. 350 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,325 Yeah, I told them they burned up in a fire. 351 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,661 - Yep. - Then I revamped the show 352 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,496 and hired Tami. 353 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,125 She was so excited to be able to work with you back then. 354 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,211 But you just had this wall up. 355 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,006 - Hmm, yeah, I guess I never let it down. 356 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,886 Thank you. I owe somebody an apology. 357 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,431 - Oh, while you're making new friends, 358 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,225 why don't you give old Brucie a shot? 359 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,185 Pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew. 360 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,603 - Hey, come on, man. 361 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,313 That's why people don't invite you to the cookout. 362 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,898 This editing bay is making people weird. 363 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,443 - [blows] 364 00:12:56,484 --> 00:13:00,280 - The school enjoyed Birdie's TikTok video about Mr. Jones. 365 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,866 It's been sent to him 150 times. 366 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,618 I found him crying in the toilet. 367 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,204 - Hilarious. - It's also a direct violation 368 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,956 of our social media policy here. 369 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,043 - Yeah, but you know, kids. Am I right? 370 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,878 They got all kind of crazy ideas. 371 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,212 - They do. 372 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,131 But I think Birdie got this idea from you. 373 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,216 - You a damn liar. Nobody gets an idea from me. 374 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,761 "Attention all students. This is Mr. Jones, 375 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,722 emperor of the parking lot." 376 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,725 - That man is a two-time teacher of the year 377 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,228 and won three consecutive Steve Harvey Hoodie Awards. 378 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,522 You show him some respect. 379 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,984 - You was recording me? - Sorry. It was funny. 380 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,444 - It was funny. - Was it? 381 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,071 'Cause it also carries a penalty 382 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,906 of a two-day in-school suspension. 383 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,242 - Suspension? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 384 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,078 Can't we work this out? I mean, 385 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,998 maybe over a couple of margaritas? 386 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,127 - I'm a recovering alcoholic and an active lesbian. 387 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,257 - Huh. - I got this. 388 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,676 First of all, congratulations. 389 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,428 Listen, I have very deep connections with a little show 390 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,930 called "Wake Up with Kenan." 391 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,265 How long would the suspension be if I hooked you up 392 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:13,228 with maybe a backstage tour? Meet and greet? 393 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,896 - Five days. - What? Five? 394 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,980 - That's right. - That's more. 395 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,440 - Mm-hmm. - That's stupid. 396 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,150 Can we go back to that original plan of two days? 397 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,276 - Good choice. - Boom. 398 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,403 - Good job. - Got her. 399 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,738 - [groans] 400 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,490 [doorbell rings] 401 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,991 - [clears throat] 402 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,955 Hey, I just wanted to come by and say, "I'm sorry." 403 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,582 Okay. Oh, great. 404 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,211 Well, I wanted--splendid. You enjoy that bubbly. 405 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,673 I guess I'll just shove my apologies up my bottom. 406 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,177 . 407 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:46,636 -[sighs heavily] 408 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,515 - Kenan. Hey, buddy. 409 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,225 - Hey, David. Man, I'm sorry. 410 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,269 I just came by to talk to Tami, but she-- 411 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,439 - Is angry with you. You're in the doghouse. 412 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,232 Glad it's not me again. [chuckles] 413 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,358 Come on in, man. 414 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,609 - You sure? - Yeah, come on. 415 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,903 - Okay. 416 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,030 - Sorry about the mess. 417 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,573 I didn't know company was coming. 418 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,200 - Oh, you're still here. Was the door slam not clear? 419 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,661 - Oh, God. Tinky, come on. 420 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,581 He came all the way out here. Just talk to him. 421 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,458 Here. 422 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,253 You sit. Have some champagne. 423 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,463 - Well, thank you. 424 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,006 To be clear, he calls you "Tinky"? 425 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,341 - Yeah, it's short for Tinkerbell. 426 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,551 I stole him from a trash bag named Wendy. 427 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,927 - Tinky, stop it. 428 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,430 That's my mom. Love you. 429 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,102 - [clears throat] 430 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,692 - So look, Tami, I'm really sorry. 431 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,152 About everything. 432 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,863 I realized I've been feeling a way towards you 433 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,281 for, like, the last nine years because-- 434 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,784 - I'm sorry. Nine years? 435 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,329 - Yeah, but it wasn't anything personal towards you, exactly. 436 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,581 I mean, you've been great. Always have been. 437 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,126 I guess I just never let myself get too close to you 438 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,003 because of how we were put together. 439 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,631 But I realize now that I'm the one that missed out, 440 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,592 so I'm sorry. 441 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,968 - Tinky, 442 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,178 Bridger says he doesn't need to take a bath today. 443 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,555 - He doesn't get to decide. He's five. 444 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,224 Remember, you're the dad, David. 445 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,184 - Ten-four, my love. 446 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,021 - My little Birdie was the exact same way. 447 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,606 She used to hate to take a bath. 448 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,358 We would throw her in the pool with a Tide pod. 449 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,235 - [laughs] - Is that bad? 450 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,445 - Uh, I just bribe mine with popsicles. 451 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,114 - Tinky's gotta do what a Tinky's gotta do. 452 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,282 Am I right? - Yeah, sure does. 453 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,702 This helps. - Cheers to that. 454 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,082 Oh, those playbills are cool. 455 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,417 - What? Oh. 456 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,877 - Is that one signed by the wickedly talented, 457 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,921 one and only Adele Dazeem? 458 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,297 - [laughs] 459 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,217 Um, yeah. I'm kind of a Broadway nut. 460 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,386 I used to spend summers with my aunt in New York, so... 461 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,806 - I'm a touring show guy myself. 462 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,141 When "Little Shop" came through Atlanta, 463 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,517 that really made me want to perform. 464 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,768 - No way. - Yeah. 465 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,354 That and the money. - [laughs] 466 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,939 I actually have a playbill from "Little Shop." 467 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,482 Do you want to see? 468 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,067 - That would be a Little Shop of Honor. 469 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,820 You see what I--put a little theater in the humor. 470 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,197 - Oh, my gosh. You would be so great in that show. 471 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,574 - You think? - I do. 472 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,659 - Like as the plant or? 473 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,745 - No, I think you could play Seymour. 474 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,789 [instrumental of "Suddenly Seymour" playing] 475 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,501 * * 476 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,295 - Look, the best thing that we can do is 477 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,504 just act normal. 478 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,549 - Well, okay. - Let me see you act--oh. 479 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,010 - 'Sup, my dudes? 480 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,053 How was everybody's day? 481 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,804 - Oh, fine. Fine. So fine. 482 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,389 Nothing but fine, actually. Right, Rick? 483 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,100 - Absolutely. Ordinary comes to mind. 484 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,519 - Oh, yeah? That's nice. You liars! 485 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,438 There are nothing but liars in this room. 486 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,981 I know about the TikTok. 487 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,650 I know about Birdie getting suspended. 488 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,444 And I know about the margaritas. 489 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,445 I know everything. 490 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,780 - Well, damn. 491 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,989 How you find out about all that? 492 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,117 - I have an inside source. 493 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,410 What did you say it was? About $80? 494 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,579 - Yeah. - Here. Go on, take that. 495 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,955 - Snitches get riches, y'all. 496 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,540 - That is not how that saying goes. 497 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,292 - Watch your back. - Whatever. 498 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,169 I'm going to treat myself to a pet tarantula. 499 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,462 - Hey, hey, girl, don't you bring no 500 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,922 eight-legged devil in this house. 501 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,548 - Kenan, you were right. 502 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,135 Turns out being the fun ones is not what's best for the girls. 503 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,470 I tried to tell Gary that, 504 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:19,015 but he was all hyped up on this Crunkle nonsense. 505 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,768 - Ooh, we throwing Crunkle under the bus? 506 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,895 Well, at least I didn't try to smash Principal Goodbody. 507 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,855 - How was I supposed to know she was a lesbian? 508 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,357 - After she said it with her words. 509 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,985 - Hey, both of y'all are guilty as hell. 510 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,738 Okay? Now I can't keep being the responsible one 511 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,950 while y'all are acting a fool. Come on. I need my tribe. 512 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,452 We supposed to be co-parenting, right? 513 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,955 So I'm sorry, but y'all gonna have to help me 514 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,331 do some of this dirty work. 515 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,417 Go on upstairs and ground Birdie and take her phone. 516 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,627 - But she gonna hate us. - I know. 517 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,920 That's a part of parenting. 518 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,381 First they love you, then they hate you. 519 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,800 And then they need something, and it starts all over again. 520 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,343 They love you. They hate you. 521 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,469 It's like an expensive-ass roller coaster. 522 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,389 Oh, I'm talking to myself. All right. 523 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641 - [giggling] 524 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,688 - Birdie, we're gonna take your phone away for a week. 525 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,774 - [laughs] Good one, Crunkle. 526 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,110 - It's Uncle Gary. - Yeah, I know. 527 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,779 This guy sounds like a little Kenan right now. 528 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,366 But the truth is, there's a little Kenan in all of us. 529 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,451 Hand it over. 530 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,453 - What am I supposed to do now? 531 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,329 Play outside like a chump? 532 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,040 - Give it, little Bird. 533 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,462 - That didn't go so bad. 534 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,964 - I hate y'all! 535 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,091 - Just keep walking, fam. Just keep on walking, dawg. 536 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,301 Ohh. 537 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,802 - Welcome back. 538 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,638 Now, normally we'd be doing our Southern Food segment, 539 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,266 where we talk to our local gravy sommelier. 540 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,060 But this weekend, 541 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,853 my friend Tami and I discovered a little something. 542 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,149 - We did. Turns out we're both fans of Broadway. 543 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,402 - That's right. Big musical theater nerds. 544 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,653 - Oh, but look, we don't want to bore you 545 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,988 by talking about it. 546 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,991 - Nope. So we're just gonna sing about it. 547 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,535 Hit it! 548 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,163 [dramatic music] 549 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,873 [chimes tinkle] 550 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,543 * Good morning, I'm Kenan, can we be friends? * 551 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,798 * Nothing too serious, it's 8:00 a.m. * 552 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,843 - * Good morning, I'm Tami, here with a smile * 553 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,098 * As Atlanta traffic backs up for miles * 554 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:28,144 - * I'll be your early friend, just like your coffee pot * 555 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,106 - * Good morning, Kenan * 556 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:35,402 * I will laugh at your jokes * 557 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,279 * Whether they are funny or not * 558 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,115 - * And thank you for that * 559 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,743 * * 560 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,537 * Good morning, Tami * 561 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,997 - Hi! - * You're never alone * 562 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,208 - Never? - * We'll talk on camera * 563 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,085 - For three hours. - * And later at home * 564 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,712 - * Good morning, Kenan * 565 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,172 - Hello. - * You're my TV friend * 566 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,550 - Real-life too. - * Our day is over * 567 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,385 * Before yours begins * 568 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,678 both: * Good morning * 569 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,389 - * I hope it's a good one for you * 570 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,724 - * Atlanta * 571 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,560 - * And the greater metro area * 572 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:13,064 both: * Good morning * 573 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:17,152 - * Yeah * 574 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,906 [cheers and applause] 575 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,992 - We did it, Tink. - Don't call me that.