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- Uh, uh, uh.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Ooh. Now, walk.
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- The party
already started, huh?
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Let me get in on this dance.
Stanky Leg--
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- That stinks.
- Wait.
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- Do the Stanky Leg--
- Stanky Leg is a dance?
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- Yeah, what did you think
it was?
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- A medical condition
that you got in Vietnam.
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- Vietnam? Girl, how old
do you think I am?
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- Old enough to know
that the Stanky Leg is dead.
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Now, could you move
along, Grandpa?
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You're ruining our TikTok.
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- Really? That's funny.
'Cause I could have sworn
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that Birdie wasn't able
to get that app on her phone.
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- Uncle Gary and Papa Rick
fixed it.
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Aren't they cool?
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- Yeah, they is super cool.
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Why don't you go play outside,
while I thank them?
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- Outside?
I don't have that app.
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- Uh, it's not an app.
It's a magical place
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where kids go play
when their batteries are dead.
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Now go.
High five on your way out.
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Attagirl.
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I changed the settings
on her phone
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so she couldn't download
social media apps.
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Aubrey, why didn't you tell me?
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- Because the price
of snitching
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has recently gone up.
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- I told you
I'm not paying you $80.
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- Fine.
Stay in the dark then.
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- Yes, I will stay
in the dark.
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High five.
Yeah, I expected that.
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Listen, they're too young
for social media, all right?
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You can't just be
their buddies.
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You gotta be
a little more responsible.
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Now give me the phone.
Thank you.
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All right. There.
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Now, I gotta go to work,
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because some of us
actually have to work.
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- Hey, I work.
You just gave me the day off.
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- I did not.
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- Hold up.
You reinstalled the app?
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- I sure did.
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If Birdie only had Kenan
in her life,
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she'd never have any fun.
That's why she needs us.
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- Yeah.
- I'm Papa good-times
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and you're the fun uncle.
Her funcle.
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- Ooh, funcle.
Sounds like a foot disease.
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So no.
How 'bout Crunkle?
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- Okay, sure.
Give me a Crunkle.
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- Okay, Crunkle.
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* Uh, crunk it up,
crunk it down *
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* Crunk it up,
crunk it around *
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- Oh, that's got energy.
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[funky upbeat music]
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* *
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[laughter]
- Right?
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You know it's right, Tami.
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So on her first day,
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Tami shows up to work,
and she has two coffees.
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And I said,
"Oh, that's so sweet.
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You brought one for me."
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And she said, "Excuse me,
it is 5:00 a.m.
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Both of these are for me."
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- That's right.
I did say that.
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- Oh, but seriously, Tami,
happy birthday.
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I knew when I hired you that
I'd be getting a great host,
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but I never knew I'd be getting
such a great friend.
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- Aww.
- To Tami.
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all: Cheers.
- Thank you.
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- Okay.
So who's next?
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Uh-oh.
It's Kenan.
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- Uh-oh.
- [laughs]
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- All right.
No, thank you.
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I'd just like to say
happy birthday, Tami.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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[clears throat]
- Is that it?
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- Oh, um...
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* And many more *
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That's good.
- What?
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- Kenan, maybe something
more personal.
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- Personal?
- Personal.
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- Oh, okay.
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Uh, one thing I
love about Tami is
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that she's from right here
in Atlanta, born and raised.
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- She's actually from Missouri.
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- She is?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, of course she is.
But, uh, she's here now.
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That's the most
important thing.
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And when I said "from,"
it's more like when people say,
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"I'm from where
I'm at mother..."
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- [clears throat]
- [gasps]
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- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
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Speaking of mothers, Tami has
two beautiful children.
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Two beautiful children and one
with a hell of a personality.
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David, you're a lucky man.
You're a lucky man.
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But the point is,
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Tami, I would like
to say,
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happy 40th birthday.
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Four decades looks good on you.
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- I'm 30.
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- Of course you are.
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And I knew that
because 30 is the new 40
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is what I was trying to say.
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Why don't we keep
the toasts going?
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Phil, I think you were up next.
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- Oh.
- Wow.
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- An ode to Tami.
"T" is for "terrific."
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[car horn honks]
- Here they come.
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- Yo, yo.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- How was school?
- So good.
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Jodi Harrington saw
the TikTok that we did,
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and she said it was fire.
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- Hey, well Jodi is
a tastemaker,
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so that's poppin'.
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- My whole class was talking
about it
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until Mr. Jones
told us to settle down
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and made us put our heads
on our desks.
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- Lame.
- Hella lame.
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- Look at him over there
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directing traffic like
he runs the school.
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- That's him?
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Man, ain't nobody listening
to that man
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with them baggy,
high-waisted pants
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looking like man in a sack race
who just kept on walking.
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- I thought you only wore
pants like that
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if you were expecting a flood.
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- I thought you only wore pants
like that
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if you live in your pants.
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"Attention, all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
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"emperor of the parking lot.
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Please keep it moving before
I drown in my own pants."
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[laughter]
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- You guys are setting
a bad example for Birdie.
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- Oh, pipe down there,
Little Kenan.
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- Oh, that is funny and catchy.
Let's say it a lot.
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all: Little Kenan.
Little Kenan.
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- I'm gonna take the bus.
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- Hey.
- Bye, Little Kenan.
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- Don't take the bus.
- Aubrey.
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- You don't even
have any money.
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- What up, Alex?
Can I get an iced macchiato
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with some cinnamon powder
sprinkled on top?
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- Yeah, you got it.
- Appreciate it.
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Brucie, what's up, man?
How's life in the edit bay?
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- Lonely.
How was your weekend?
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- Oh, it was fine.
I went to Tami's thing.
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- Tami had a thing?
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- Um, I'll see you
in there, buddy.
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Dah! Doh!
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Just give me a little space.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks.
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Hey, there she is.
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The birthday girl.
Dirty 30.
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- Kenan, we need to talk.
- Yep.
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- You embarrassed me in front
of my friends and family.
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- I know, and I just told
Brucie about your thing
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that he wasn't invited to.
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So now you gotta deal
with that.
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I'm sorry, you know.
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But come on,
your real friends
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don't care what
your work friends think.
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- Oh, so you think
we're just work friends?
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- Yeah. Right?
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- Oh, okay then.
Huh.
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- So we good?
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- Yeah, we are great.
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[laughs]
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[both chuckling]
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.
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- I don't get it.
Tami is acting all weird, man.
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I mean, we're friends on TV,
but we're not that close.
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Am I trippin'?
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- Hell no,
you not trippin', man.
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- Thank you.
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- You get paid to pretend
to be her friend.
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Besides, you remember
when they foisted her on you?
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I didn't even know
what that word was
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until she got hired.
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- They did kind of foist her,
right?
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- It was a straight-up
foistering, dawg.
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They hired you
to host the show.
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You delivered the hotness.
Then they get Tami?
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- And didn't even tell me.
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- Which one's Tami?
- His cohost, Rick.
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She there every day.
Do you even watch the show?
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- Full disclosure,
my mornings belong to Strahan.
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- I respect that.
- Nice guy.
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But look, as your manager,
my advice,
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keep it professional.
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Just do the job,
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and like the famous poet,
Maya Angelou, said,
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"Don't start nothin',
won't be nothin'."
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- Exactly. And we don't
have to be friends.
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It's not like we have
anything in common.
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- It's not like we have
that much in common.
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- Yeah, and we're not friends,
Rick.
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We're forced to be
around each other.
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It's called family.
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- See that?
Situation managed.
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- All right, I gotta go back
to the office.
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- That's how easy I do that.
[phone buzzing]
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What? More business.
Go for Gare.
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- May I speak
to Gary Williams, please?
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- Morgan State approved
another loan deferment.
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You are not allowed
to keep calling me like this.
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- Uh, this is
Principal Manning.
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Birdie gave me your number
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because her father is
out of town.
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- Later, losers.
- Oh, uh-huh.
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He--yeah, so far out of town.
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- Are you a guardian?
- Of the galaxy?
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- No, sir.
Of Birdie.
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We're gonna need someone
to come down here tomorrow.
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Birdie posted a TikTok video
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that was unflattering of
her history teacher, Mr. Jones.
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- Oh, hold on.
- Who is that?
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- Birdie got in trouble
for TikToks, man.
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The principal wants a guardian
to come down there.
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- Give me that.
- Don't say nothing crazy.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- This is Birdie's grandfather.
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We'll be down there first thing
in the morning.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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- We can't go down there, man.
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- Why not?
We can handle this,
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and Kenan won't even know.
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I've talked to lots
of principals
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about much worse things.
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- Like what?
- In high school,
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I had an affair
with the principal's wife.
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Worked out fine.
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We boxed
in front of the high school.
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- Now was this fight
in black and white?
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And was Charlie Chaplin there?
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[upbeat funky music]
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- We're live in three, two...
- Welcome back.
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Are you ready to get your kids
off screens and outside?
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[together]
Yeah!
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- Hey, I gotta warn you.
Just because your kids,
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it doesn't mean
I'm not coming for you.
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- Yeah, he couldn't care less
who he hurts.
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Right, Kenan?
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- What I think she means is,
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I'm a three-legged
race champion.
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- And a two-legged jerk.
- Easy.
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Now, we'd love to introduce you
to Couch Roy--
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- Wagner here to tell us about
the Fulton County school's
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new youth initiative,
Screens Off, Play On.
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- Screens Off, Play On.
253
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- Well, I'm super pumped
to be here
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and show you a few games
we're gonna be playing.
255
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- Yeah!
- Well, we're super pumped
256
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to have you.
- We are.
257
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- All right.
Who's ready to do this?
258
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,464
[together] Yeah!
- Let's get it started.
259
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,174
- All right!
- Go!
260
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,592
- Okay, Kenan,
just come straight.
261
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Listen to my voice.
262
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- I'm trying.
I'm trying.
263
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- Walk forward to me, Kenan.
264
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Just, okay, now in just, like,
a straight line.
265
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,975
- Hey, hey.
Get away from me.
266
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,935
- That's just a stanchion.
Come this way.
267
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,645
- Okay.
- Let's go left. Left!
268
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,772
- My left or your left?
269
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,106
- It's always about you.
Your left.
270
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,107
- Right, right, right,
right, right.
271
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- I'm winning,
I'm win--Oh.
272
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,819
- Oh, come on.
[cheering]
273
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- Ready, set, and toss.
274
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- Good toss.
- Everybody take a step back.
275
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And toss.
- Nice and easy now.
276
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Oh.
Gee, I'm sorry.
277
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,955
- Damn it.
- You are out.
278
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- I can't believe you.
279
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,002
- Ow. It's all right.
280
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I missed breakfast anyway.
281
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- Ready, set, go.
- Right, left, right.
282
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,802
- Okay, this is a first.
Okay, here we go.
283
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,805
- Wait, Kenan.
Left, right--ah!
284
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,306
- Get up.
- Just stay down.
285
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,350
- You stay down.
This is your fault.
286
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,143
- Stop it.
287
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,728
Just follow the directions that
we clearly decided on together.
288
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,146
- What directions?
289
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,525
Well, we may have gotten
schooled by a bunch of kids,
290
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,984
but at least we inspired
291
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,820
everybody to turn
their screens off
292
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,571
and play with their friends.
Right, y'all?
293
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,573
[together] Yeah!
294
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,326
- Okay, don't get too excited.
You're just his show friends.
295
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,537
- All right.
Well, Phil, take it away.
296
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,788
Say bye, everybody.
297
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,498
[together] Bye.
298
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,166
- And we're out.
299
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,418
- Yeah, I think
that went pretty good.
300
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,420
- [bleep] you, Kenan.
301
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,340
- And luck you too--as well.
You have much luck.
302
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:40,390
.
303
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:40,682
- Man.
304
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,644
- Hey, Kenan, so--oh,
305
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,895
your dressing room stinks
more than that segment.
306
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,230
- Oh, hilarious.
307
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,774
Maybe next time don't tether me
and Tami together
308
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,901
and have us crawl
through a dog park.
309
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,570
I came out
with two bruised elbows
310
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,238
and a tracksuit full of dookie.
311
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,198
- Okay, what is going on
with you and Tami?
312
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,742
Is this still about
her birthday toast?
313
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,243
- No.
She's all bent out of shape,
314
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,911
'cause she thought
we were friends.
315
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,788
And it's your fault,
because you hired her
316
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,165
and forced us to work together.
317
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,624
- What?
Kenan, don't tell me
318
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,835
that you're still hung up
on that after all these years.
319
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,295
- Why wouldn't I be?
320
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,297
It was my show,
and then you brought her in
321
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,175
for no reason.
- No reason?
322
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,801
Do you not remember
what the show was like
323
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,180
before Tami?
- Yeah, it was great.
324
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,557
Common marker.
And now it's time for a segment
325
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,351
called "Kenan on Kenan"
326
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,145
where I interview
a very special guest, me.
327
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,314
We're so happy
to have you here, Kenan.
328
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,399
Yo, I'm humbled
to be here, Kenan.
329
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,610
And we are so humbled
to have you here.
330
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,154
So what are your thoughts
on the Middle East?
331
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,365
I don't know, dawg.
It's, like, far as hell.
332
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,784
Hmm. Hmm.
333
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,495
Take 17.
This one, semi-clean.
334
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,455
But the toilet paper,
rough as hell.
335
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,541
So I'm sorry. I'm gonna have
to rank the public restroom
336
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:52,128
on the corner of Auburn
and Peach Street as a no-go.
337
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,547
- I took my toast
out of the toaster
338
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,633
and I just started crying.
339
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,301
- I have chills.
340
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,304
Do y'all see Luther Vandross
on this toast?
341
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,184
Okay. Hmm.
342
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,477
I don't remember
it being that terrible.
343
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,521
- Oh, I do.
You were too close to it.
344
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,856
And you had a bit
of an ego back then.
345
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,274
- I don't know about that.
346
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,944
- Uh, Kenan,
you interviewed yourself
347
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,612
and demanded you both be paid.
348
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,197
- Man, how did the network
not cancel us?
349
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,573
- Oh,
they never saw these tapes.
350
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,325
Yeah, I told them
they burned up in a fire.
351
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,661
- Yep.
- Then I revamped the show
352
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,496
and hired Tami.
353
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,125
She was so excited to be able
to work with you back then.
354
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,211
But you just had this wall up.
355
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,006
- Hmm, yeah,
I guess I never let it down.
356
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,886
Thank you.
I owe somebody an apology.
357
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,431
- Oh, while you're making
new friends,
358
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,225
why don't you give
old Brucie a shot?
359
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,185
Pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew.
360
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,603
- Hey, come on, man.
361
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,313
That's why people don't
invite you to the cookout.
362
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,898
This editing bay
is making people weird.
363
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,443
- [blows]
364
00:12:56,484 --> 00:13:00,280
- The school enjoyed Birdie's
TikTok video about Mr. Jones.
365
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,866
It's been sent
to him 150 times.
366
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,618
I found him crying
in the toilet.
367
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,204
- Hilarious.
- It's also a direct violation
368
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,956
of our social media policy
here.
369
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,043
- Yeah, but you know, kids.
Am I right?
370
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,878
They got all kind
of crazy ideas.
371
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,212
- They do.
372
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,131
But I think Birdie
got this idea from you.
373
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,216
- You a damn liar.
Nobody gets an idea from me.
374
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,761
"Attention all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
375
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,722
emperor of the parking lot."
376
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,725
- That man is
a two-time teacher of the year
377
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,228
and won three consecutive
Steve Harvey Hoodie Awards.
378
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,522
You show him some respect.
379
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,984
- You was recording me?
- Sorry. It was funny.
380
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,444
- It was funny.
- Was it?
381
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,071
'Cause it also carries
a penalty
382
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,906
of a two-day
in-school suspension.
383
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,242
- Suspension?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
384
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,078
Can't we work this out?
I mean,
385
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,998
maybe over
a couple of margaritas?
386
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,127
- I'm a recovering alcoholic
and an active lesbian.
387
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,257
- Huh.
- I got this.
388
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,676
First of all,
congratulations.
389
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,428
Listen, I have very deep
connections with a little show
390
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,930
called "Wake Up with Kenan."
391
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,265
How long would the suspension
be if I hooked you up
392
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:13,228
with maybe a backstage tour?
Meet and greet?
393
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,896
- Five days.
- What? Five?
394
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,980
- That's right.
- That's more.
395
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,440
- Mm-hmm.
- That's stupid.
396
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,150
Can we go back to that
original plan of two days?
397
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,276
- Good choice.
- Boom.
398
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,403
- Good job.
- Got her.
399
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,738
- [groans]
400
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,490
[doorbell rings]
401
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,991
- [clears throat]
402
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,955
Hey, I just wanted to come by
and say, "I'm sorry."
403
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,582
Okay.
Oh, great.
404
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,211
Well, I wanted--splendid.
You enjoy that bubbly.
405
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,673
I guess I'll just shove
my apologies up my bottom.
406
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,177
.
407
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:46,636
-[sighs heavily]
408
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,515
- Kenan.
Hey, buddy.
409
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,225
- Hey, David.
Man, I'm sorry.
410
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,269
I just came by to talk to Tami,
but she--
411
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,439
- Is angry with you.
You're in the doghouse.
412
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,232
Glad it's not me again.
[chuckles]
413
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,358
Come on in, man.
414
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,609
- You sure?
- Yeah, come on.
415
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,903
- Okay.
416
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,030
- Sorry about the mess.
417
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,573
I didn't know company
was coming.
418
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,200
- Oh, you're still here.
Was the door slam not clear?
419
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,661
- Oh, God.
Tinky, come on.
420
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,581
He came all the way out here.
Just talk to him.
421
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,458
Here.
422
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,253
You sit.
Have some champagne.
423
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,463
- Well, thank you.
424
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,006
To be clear,
he calls you "Tinky"?
425
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,341
- Yeah, it's short
for Tinkerbell.
426
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,551
I stole him
from a trash bag named Wendy.
427
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,927
- Tinky, stop it.
428
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,430
That's my mom.
Love you.
429
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,102
- [clears throat]
430
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,692
- So look, Tami,
I'm really sorry.
431
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,152
About everything.
432
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,863
I realized I've been feeling
a way towards you
433
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,281
for, like,
the last nine years because--
434
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,784
- I'm sorry.
Nine years?
435
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,329
- Yeah, but it wasn't anything
personal towards you, exactly.
436
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,581
I mean, you've been great.
Always have been.
437
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,126
I guess I just never let myself
get too close to you
438
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,003
because of how
we were put together.
439
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,631
But I realize now that
I'm the one that missed out,
440
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,592
so I'm sorry.
441
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,968
- Tinky,
442
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,178
Bridger says he doesn't need
to take a bath today.
443
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,555
- He doesn't get to decide.
He's five.
444
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,224
Remember, you're the dad,
David.
445
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,184
- Ten-four, my love.
446
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,021
- My little Birdie
was the exact same way.
447
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,606
She used to hate
to take a bath.
448
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,358
We would throw her in the pool
with a Tide pod.
449
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,235
- [laughs]
- Is that bad?
450
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,445
- Uh, I just bribe mine
with popsicles.
451
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,114
- Tinky's gotta do
what a Tinky's gotta do.
452
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,282
Am I right?
- Yeah, sure does.
453
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,702
This helps.
- Cheers to that.
454
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,082
Oh, those playbills are cool.
455
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,417
- What? Oh.
456
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,877
- Is that one signed
by the wickedly talented,
457
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,921
one and only Adele Dazeem?
458
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,297
- [laughs]
459
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,217
Um, yeah.
I'm kind of a Broadway nut.
460
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,386
I used to spend summers
with my aunt in New York, so...
461
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,806
- I'm a touring
show guy myself.
462
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,141
When "Little Shop"
came through Atlanta,
463
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,517
that really made me
want to perform.
464
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,768
- No way.
- Yeah.
465
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,354
That and the money.
- [laughs]
466
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,939
I actually have a playbill
from "Little Shop."
467
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,482
Do you want to see?
468
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,067
- That would be a Little Shop
of Honor.
469
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,820
You see what I--put
a little theater in the humor.
470
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,197
- Oh, my gosh. You would be
so great in that show.
471
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,574
- You think?
- I do.
472
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,659
- Like as the plant or?
473
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,745
- No, I think
you could play Seymour.
474
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,789
[instrumental
of "Suddenly Seymour" playing]
475
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,501
* *
476
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,295
- Look, the best thing
that we can do is
477
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,504
just act normal.
478
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,549
- Well, okay.
- Let me see you act--oh.
479
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,010
- 'Sup, my dudes?
480
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,053
How was everybody's day?
481
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,804
- Oh, fine. Fine.
So fine.
482
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,389
Nothing but fine, actually.
Right, Rick?
483
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,100
- Absolutely.
Ordinary comes to mind.
484
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,519
- Oh, yeah? That's nice.
You liars!
485
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,438
There are nothing
but liars in this room.
486
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,981
I know about the TikTok.
487
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,650
I know about Birdie
getting suspended.
488
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,444
And I know
about the margaritas.
489
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,445
I know everything.
490
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,780
- Well, damn.
491
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,989
How you find out
about all that?
492
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,117
- I have an inside source.
493
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,410
What did you say it was?
About $80?
494
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,579
- Yeah.
- Here. Go on, take that.
495
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,955
- Snitches get riches, y'all.
496
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,540
- That is not
how that saying goes.
497
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,292
- Watch your back.
- Whatever.
498
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,169
I'm going to treat myself
to a pet tarantula.
499
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,462
- Hey, hey, girl,
don't you bring no
500
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,922
eight-legged devil
in this house.
501
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,548
- Kenan, you were right.
502
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,135
Turns out being the fun ones is
not what's best for the girls.
503
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,470
I tried to tell Gary that,
504
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:19,015
but he was all hyped up
on this Crunkle nonsense.
505
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,768
- Ooh, we throwing Crunkle
under the bus?
506
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,895
Well, at least I didn't try
to smash Principal Goodbody.
507
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,855
- How was I supposed to know
she was a lesbian?
508
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,357
- After she said it
with her words.
509
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,985
- Hey, both of y'all
are guilty as hell.
510
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,738
Okay? Now I can't keep being
the responsible one
511
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,950
while y'all are acting a fool.
Come on. I need my tribe.
512
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,452
We supposed to be
co-parenting, right?
513
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,955
So I'm sorry,
but y'all gonna have to help me
514
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,331
do some of this dirty work.
515
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,417
Go on upstairs and ground
Birdie and take her phone.
516
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,627
- But she gonna hate us.
- I know.
517
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,920
That's a part of parenting.
518
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,381
First they love you,
then they hate you.
519
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,800
And then they need something,
and it starts all over again.
520
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,343
They love you.
They hate you.
521
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,469
It's like an expensive-ass
roller coaster.
522
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,389
Oh, I'm talking to myself.
All right.
523
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641
- [giggling]
524
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,688
- Birdie, we're gonna take
your phone away for a week.
525
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,774
- [laughs]
Good one, Crunkle.
526
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,110
- It's Uncle Gary.
- Yeah, I know.
527
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,779
This guy sounds like
a little Kenan right now.
528
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,366
But the truth is, there's
a little Kenan in all of us.
529
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,451
Hand it over.
530
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,453
- What am I supposed to do now?
531
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,329
Play outside like a chump?
532
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,040
- Give it, little Bird.
533
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,462
- That didn't go so bad.
534
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,964
- I hate y'all!
535
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,091
- Just keep walking, fam.
Just keep on walking, dawg.
536
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,301
Ohh.
537
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,802
- Welcome back.
538
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,638
Now, normally we'd be doing
our Southern Food segment,
539
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,266
where we talk
to our local gravy sommelier.
540
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,060
But this weekend,
541
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,853
my friend Tami and I
discovered a little something.
542
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,149
- We did. Turns out we're
both fans of Broadway.
543
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,402
- That's right.
Big musical theater nerds.
544
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,653
- Oh, but look,
we don't want to bore you
545
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,988
by talking about it.
546
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,991
- Nope. So we're just gonna
sing about it.
547
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,535
Hit it!
548
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,163
[dramatic music]
549
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,873
[chimes tinkle]
550
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,543
* Good morning, I'm Kenan,
can we be friends? *
551
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,798
* Nothing too serious,
it's 8:00 a.m. *
552
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,843
- * Good morning, I'm Tami,
here with a smile *
553
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,098
* As Atlanta traffic
backs up for miles *
554
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:28,144
- * I'll be your early friend,
just like your coffee pot *
555
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,106
- * Good morning, Kenan *
556
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:35,402
* I will laugh
at your jokes *
557
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,279
* Whether they are
funny or not *
558
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,115
- * And thank you for that *
559
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,743
* *
560
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,537
* Good morning, Tami *
561
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,997
- Hi!
- * You're never alone *
562
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,208
- Never?
- * We'll talk on camera *
563
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,085
- For three hours.
- * And later at home *
564
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,712
- * Good morning, Kenan *
565
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,172
- Hello.
- * You're my TV friend *
566
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,550
- Real-life too.
- * Our day is over *
567
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,385
* Before yours begins *
568
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,678
both: * Good morning *
569
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,389
- * I hope it's
a good one for you *
570
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,724
- * Atlanta *
571
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,560
- * And the greater
metro area *
572
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:13,064
both: * Good morning *
573
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:17,152
- * Yeah *
574
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,906
[cheers and applause]
575
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,992
- We did it, Tink.
- Don't call me that.