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- All right,
great show, everyone.
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All right,
now I know everyone's excited
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for the atlanta hair show
this weekend.
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[cheering]
- ooh, yeah!
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- Okay, but I'm asking people
not to party too hard.
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I have to say this every year,
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the Monday after the hair show
is not a holiday.
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- Come on.
- Aw, man.
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Come on, mika, with all
the wild wigs and hairdos,
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it's like watching the
super bowl at a black church.
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- But if people
are looking for
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alternative community events,
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I'm starring in
a musical adaptation
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of the movie "cats."
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- tami, ain't nobody trying
to see that.
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[quietly]
put me down for a comp, girl.
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- Guys, we are "wake up
with kenan" ambassadors, okay?
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We represent the show.
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So it's our responsibility
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to act with dignity
at all times.
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- You want people to
keep level-headed
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for the
world's largest ponytail,
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a champagne curling iron
challenge--
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- the perm-zilla,
monster of hot oil?
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- That doesn't change anything.
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- And the black hair model
vanguard award.
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- "recognizing pioneers
of black hair modeling
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from relaxer boxes
to salon styling posters."
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mika, do people even know that
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you used to be a hair model?
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- Wait, what?
- No, look, kenan,
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that was a long time ago, okay?
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I just did it
to pay for college.
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It was a stupid part
of my past.
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- Okay, so you don't care
that they just put out
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the nominees list...
- No.
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- And, uh, you're one of them?
[applause]
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- y'all, mika just got
nominated for
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a black hair model
vanguard award, y'all!
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- [screaming]
- yay, mika.
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- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
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- Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!
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- Yes, yes. Now...
- Wow, okay.
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- Let's always remember
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to act with dignity
at all times.
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- what's up, nominee?
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- Stop, it's not
that big of a deal.
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- Yes, it is.
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And I had a great idea
for a remote segment.
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Maybe we follow you
around the hair show.
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Yeah, it could be like
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a female empowerment
"whatchacallit."
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and you can come with me
and my girls
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and we could shoot you
teaching them, like, girl junk
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and just making sure
they're having a good time
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and never leaving their side.
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- So do you want me to do
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a remote female empowerment
"whatchacallit" thing,
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or do you just want me
to come to the hair show
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to be a buffer
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'cause your
mother-in-law's in town?
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- Look,
tasha's great on her own.
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But her and rick together?
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Their arguments
have only gotten worse.
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You know they fought about
global warming?
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They both think it's a hoax
but two very different kinds.
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- After 30 years,
it's like either
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submit a tape to bravo
or be done with it already.
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- So, please?
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I mean, the hair show
is the girls' favorite,
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and I don't want their
grandparents ruining it.
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- Of course I'll be there.
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But just to be clear,
the segment idea was--
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- totally fake.
- Okay, figured as much.
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It's totally fine.
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Happy to be there
for my babies.
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Just to be clear, I meant
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the girls are my babies,
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not you and the girls.
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- Yeah, no, totally.
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I mean, I would never presume
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to be one of said babies.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Get a room, you two.
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- What?
- What?
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- No.
- What? No!
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- What, no.
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Although, she probably meant
the conference room.
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- Oh, well, yeah.
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Well, what she
doesn't know is that
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"morning bubbles" already
has the conference room,
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so we couldn't get a room.
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- Exactly.
[chuckles]
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we showed her.
- Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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- your mom sure had
a lot of stuff for y'all.
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Look, straighteners, curlers,
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straighten-lers.
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I mean, what even is
a long beachy waves crimper?
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- Wasn't snoop dog
a long beach crimp?
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- Nice.
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- You don't have to
do our hair, daddy.
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We can just go and have fun.
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- What?
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No, having your hair all crazy
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is, like, the whole thing.
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I've been watching
youtube videos all morning.
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I got this.
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- I don't know,
even I don't understand
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the "nuancé"
of this child's curl pattern.
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Why don't I just pay
a professional to come do it?
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- Ooh, is that on the table?
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- Uh, no, it's not.
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- Yeah, tasha.
You can't always just throw
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your new husband's money
at everything.
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Gold digger.
- What's a gold digger?
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- It's what your papa rick
wants to think
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is the reason why I left him.
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When in fact,
it's because papa rick
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likes to have flight attendants
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sit on his lap.
- It was turbulence.
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- Let's not have a little
fight in front of the girls.
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- At the airport chili's?
- Yes, yes.
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- You know what, why don't
y'all go play in your room?
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- But it's just getting good.
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- Yeah, they haven't even
started cursing yet.
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- Oh, I'm sorry,
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are you asking for tickles?
I can't hear you.
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I can't understand
what you're saying.
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[giggling and screaming]
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- kenan, we're not fighting.
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- Yeah, we're just talking
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loudly and violently.
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- Hey, hey, hey, fam-lay!
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I got good news
and I got bad news.
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Which one y'all want first?
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- I like to start with
bad news.
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That's why cnn's my homepage.
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- Okay, well, you know
my etsy store where I sell
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bootleg gucci shirts for dogs?
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- Oh, yeah, gucci for poochies.
- Right.
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Well, it is taking off...
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All the hair
on all them damn dogs.
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Apparently the fabric
I got a deal on
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is considered
an invasive species?
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But the good news is, kenan,
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your old sitcom
is coming back, baby!
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- What? They're rebooting
"grown ass little boy"?
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- Wow.
- That is so exciting.
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- Yup.
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Yeah, I been going back and
forth with the producers, man.
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We got a major network
interested.
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And they won't do it
unless you agree to star.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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- That's what's up, man!
- Thank you! Wow.
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It'll be nice to get back
to some real acting around here
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besides what I'm always
doing with the girls.
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"uh, chloe said
what in biology?
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No!"
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- and it's only, like,
three months away in la.
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Man, I can't wait to get out
there and just tell everybody
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how I miss seasons
and how a scarf
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don't go with shorts.
That's weird.
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- Wait, you said three months?
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Away?
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's like
a whole lobsterfest.
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- I thought this was kind of
a no-brainer, bro.
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- Aw, leave him alone, g-man.
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Some men can't handle change.
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But the world needs
safe, virgin-types too.
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- Just because kenan didn't
manhandle half the panhandle
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doesn't make him a virgin.
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- Thank you, tasha.
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I think.
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Okay, I got this.
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- You got it. Come on. Right.
- Let's do this.
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- ♪ hair show hair ♪
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- ♪ yeah, hey, hey ♪
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- hold your breath.
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- ♪ now's the time ♪
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♪ and I'm coming in hot ♪
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♪ hey, I can't wait ♪
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♪ to show you what I got ♪
- ow.
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- Ow!
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- ♪ I got
a little bit of this ♪
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♪ and a whole lot of that ♪
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♪ hey, you better
watch me now ♪
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♪ oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ hey, hey ♪
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♪ are you ready?
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♪ are you ready for this?
Are you ready? ♪
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[both screaming]
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- now can we call a pro?
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- I already did.
Da-da-dun!
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Presenting miss mika.
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Whoa, mika.
- I had an event
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for the hair show
so I had to go all out.
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- Yes.
- First time I can remember
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not doing my makeup
at a stoplight.
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- Look at you, mika.
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Who knew under
all that bossiness
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was all this foxiness?
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- Wow.
- Oh, you've never seen me
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all done did before, have you?
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- Well, I guess not like this.
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And like that.
And like this and uh...
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- [laughs]
- what's going on over here?
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Is he undressing her
with his eyes?
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- Oh, come on, rick.
Not everyone is you.
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- All right, so miss vanguard
award nominated hair model,
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are you ready to help my girls?
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- Okay, level with me.
How bad is it?
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- Hold up, you say
"how bald is it?"
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- no.
- Well, you should have
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'cause it is in a few spots.
- Okay.
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- Come on, I'll get your bag.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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[grunts]
good lord, girl.
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- It is not that bad.
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- What you got in here?
All of texas?
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- [laughs]
- I'm gonna go get a drink.
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None for you.
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- ♪ I do my hair toss,
atlan check my nails ♪n up!
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♪ baby, how you feeling?
Feeling good as hell ♪
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♪ hair toss, check my nails ♪
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♪ baby, how you feeling? ♪
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- ooh, all right.
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Hair show day!
All right, come on, babies.
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Where y'all want to start?
Lead the way.
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- Um, let's go to
the wig section first.
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- Ooh, yes and away!
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- All right, long as y'all
don't start wiggin' out.
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[claps and chuckles]
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you hear what I said? 'cause--
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was that wiggity whack?
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- So you know
you don't have to say
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all the dad jokes you know,
right?
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- Ooh!
- Ooh, mika got you!
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- Okay, mika, taking shots.
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- Uh-huh.
- I see you.
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- Pow, pow.
- Um,
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I-I got an idea.
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What about tasha and mika
take the girls
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and go look at
all the girly stuff
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and us guys
will hit the dawg booths.
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Check out the clippers,
the beard oil.
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- I mean, the main reason
we came here today was
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to spend time with the girls,
so I'm gonna do that.
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- Wait--
- oh.
252
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,682
Look at that
wig over there. Come on.
253
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- What are you doing?
254
00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,419
- I'm trying to keep
kenan away from mika.
255
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Of course you wouldn't notice
'cause you're too busy
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scouting for your next husband.
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There's surely someone around
here with a full head of hair
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and a couple
of kia dealerships.
259
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- I know you hear this a lot
in your one good ear,
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but shut the hell up.
261
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- Pardonne?
- Listen,
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how many times do I--
- I got it.
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How 'bout tasha, kenan,
and I take the girls.
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And rick and gary,
you guys stay and do guy stuff
265
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and we'll all meet up later.
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- Great, 'cause the energy
and the cologne
267
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are toxic over here.
268
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- Come on, meeks.
269
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- Y'all have fun.
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All right,
let's go find me a wig.
271
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- You know, g-man,
I've been thinking.
272
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You were right.
273
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Kenan needs to do
"grown ass little boy."
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- agreed.
275
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Man, he'll get there.
276
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It takes kenan a long time
to process big changes.
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Even little ones.
278
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I mean he had
a hell of a meltdown
279
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when "fresh prince"
replaced aunt viv.
280
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- Well, we all did.
- Yeah, that's true.
281
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- But look, a good manager
282
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doesn't let his client
sit around
283
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thinking about things.
284
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They push them.
285
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Hard.
286
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To los angeles.
287
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,245
- Well, you are
my business guru
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00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,782
and my insta bio does say
"big time manager."
289
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maybe I should start
making deals like one.
290
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,819
- You're already
nailing the lingo.
291
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That's half the job.
292
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- Well, thank you so very much
293
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for helping me separate
rick and tash.
294
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I mean, she keeps telling him
she knows where he lives,
295
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,398
like we don't all live there.
- [laughs]
296
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,434
look, I'm a child of divorce,
so this is every thanksgiving.
297
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- Yeah, well, I just want
the girls to be happy today.
298
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- Yeah, they look it.
299
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,206
- Birdie, to the right.
To the right!
300
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,442
You're giving her a beard.
[laughs]
301
00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:40,845
- the hair show was always such
a big family day, you know?
302
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,248
And I was worried that it
would be hard on them but--
303
00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,850
- mika, is that you?
304
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Hey, girl, hey.
305
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,520
- Hey, girl, hey.
306
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,055
Hi, candi, how are you?
307
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- Booked and blessed, okay?
308
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,160
Gosh, it's been so long since
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modeling didn't work out
for you.
310
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,332
- Oh, well, actually, I left
modeling to pursue journalism,
311
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,499
which is what I'm doing now.
312
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,635
- Oh, so precious.
313
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,071
I use newspapers
to clean my windows.
314
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,138
Good luck!
315
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:12,444
You know, it would be so funny
if you won, right?
316
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,145
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
317
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,680
- Thank you.
So good to see you.
318
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,015
- Uh-huh.
319
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,484
Ladies.
320
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,752
- [groans]
god.
321
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,220
"thank you,
so good to see you."
322
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,888
mika, what?
323
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,824
I can't stand candi.
She always makes me feel like
324
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,026
she's wearing jordans
and I'm rocking keds.
325
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,694
- Come on, now.
No, we're not doing that.
326
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,895
No pity parties today.
327
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,397
We got a trophy to win.
328
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,000
So come on,
nobody's better than you, cori.
329
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,569
I mean, nobody's better
330
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,071
at excoriating people.
331
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,573
"you tell that woman off!"
332
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,174
is what I was going to say
333
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,577
if you would let me
friggin' finish.
334
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,746
- Yeah, my bad. Sorry.
335
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,247
♪ ♪
336
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,182
- uh, question:
Anybody got a extra
337
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,585
spotify login I can use?
We about to run out of music.
338
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,720
♪ ♪
339
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,023
- bro, you gotta
check this out.
340
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,891
You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
341
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,160
Mm-hmm, just sitting here
quietly thriving
342
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,596
with my arms crossed
and my head down.
343
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,931
- Well, this'll put some pep
in your step. Gary?
344
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,767
- Bro, the network
couldn't wait
345
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,502
and they sent me an offer
out of nowhere
346
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,303
and it is crazy.
347
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,471
- How crazy?
348
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,540
Like we about to go to
magic city and go akon crazy?
349
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:18,610
Or we about to build a city
and go akon crazy?
350
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,012
Wow.
- Yeah.
351
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,013
- That's a lot of money.
352
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,281
- So what do you think?
353
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,617
You want to have gary
call them right now?
354
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,485
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh.
355
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,387
- Why don't you go ahead
and give them a call, gary,
356
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,455
and tell them thank you,
357
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,157
but I-it's a pass.
358
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,160
- But that's a huge mistake.
359
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,628
- All right, well,
truth be truth,
360
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,097
I'm dealing with a lot
of stress today, all right?
361
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,067
And I'm not about to be pushed
into some huge life change
362
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,902
by two people
who think that cinnabon
363
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,336
deserves a michelin star.
364
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,639
So I need you to just
365
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,474
get...Out...
366
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:53,645
Of...My...
367
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,946
Business!
368
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,548
- So many bags.
369
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,650
- Call the network,
have them up the money,
370
00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,918
and throw in a butler.
371
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,020
No, make them throw in
gerard butler.
372
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,822
We'll make the show
a two-hander.
373
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,657
- Rick, why are you
so pressed on this?
374
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,358
- Because of mika.
375
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,627
- Yeah, he's feeling mika.
Good on him.
376
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:10,895
- No, not good on him.
377
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,664
That's why he needs
to go to la.
378
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,799
Because these feelings are not
379
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,434
"wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am" feelings,
380
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,836
these are more like,
381
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,338
"wham, bam, can we start
a fam, ma'am?" feelings.
382
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,808
- I cannot believe
you landed that.
383
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,577
Look, man,
mika's good for kenan.
384
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,145
We just got to let him
do his thing, bro.
385
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,447
- He is not ready
for something this serious.
386
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,117
- Or are you not ready
for something serious?
387
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,952
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
388
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,620
- [chuckles]
no.
389
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,689
No, no, no.
This has nothing to do with me.
390
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,557
This is--
this is wrong for kenan.
391
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,392
- Oh, all right.
392
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,261
- Me? No.
- Yes.
393
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,263
- That's--
- where you going?
394
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,698
- No, no, no.
- There's somebody.
395
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,333
- That's, uh--sorry.
Excuse me.
396
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,334
That's just--nah.
397
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:50,702
- Oh, so you're thinking about
the kenan thing.
398
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,137
You're thinking about that?
- No.
399
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,339
- Okay.
- So, no.
400
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,475
- Yo, yo, kenan. Hold up.
401
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:58,643
- Gary, man, please.
402
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,278
Give it a rest, all right?
I said no.
403
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,313
- Okay, you don't want to do
"grown ass little boy."
404
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,748
I got it, it's all good.
405
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,883
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
406
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,718
- All right, well,
thank you, man.
407
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,120
So no more pushing.
- Agreed, no more pushing.
408
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,688
I know it's a lot, man,
but these feelings
409
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,690
you got for mika,
it's good for you.
410
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,758
- So technically,
you're still pushing.
411
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,093
You just switched subjects.
412
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,861
- Come on, man.
You know what's right for you.
413
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,329
You turning down this gig means
414
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,597
you have a chance
to be with mika.
415
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,932
- What, it does?
416
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,467
- She's practically
family now, anyway.
417
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,135
- No, she is?
- Yes.
418
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,970
- Practically family.
Like, like our family?
419
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,640
- Kenan, mika is so good
with the girls.
420
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,308
- Oh, god.
- Yeah, she's the best.
421
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,343
- Hey, how about a shot
of the happy family?
422
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,344
- Come on, mika.
- Okay.
423
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,313
- Oh, I'm sorry.
She's not part of our family.
424
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,981
- Uh...
- Yeah, I mean,
425
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,184
you're family like, you know,
olive garden's family.
426
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,086
But she's not blood family,
right?
427
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,021
- Yeah, I guess.
428
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:44,823
- Yeah, I mean,
I don't make the rules.
429
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,925
You know, the photographer man
makes the rules.
430
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,626
- Oh, I really don't care.
- Yes, you do.
431
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,928
I mean, it's your camera,
432
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,529
you came over here
and asked us a question,
433
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,665
so you makes the rules.
- Forget I asked.
434
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,100
- What the hell was that?
435
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,869
Have you been sniffing
hair relaxer?
436
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,204
- What?
- Yeah, daddy.
437
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,205
Now you're wigging out.
438
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,006
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay, you know what?
439
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,676
I saw a rapunzel wall climbing
little thing over there
440
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,977
where the ropes
are braided hair extensions.
441
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,011
Why don't y'all
go have a good time?
442
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,813
- But--
- we're taking it.
443
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,515
- That's right.
444
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,550
- Kenan, what's up?
445
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,586
- It's a great song.
4 non blondes?
446
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,387
- Okay, look.
A lot has happened today.
447
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,389
Are you okay?
- He's fine.
448
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,091
He just...
449
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,826
Thinks you fine.
There, I said it.
450
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,628
- Gary!
- Life's too short, man.
451
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,797
He likes you.
Now that's in the world.
452
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:26,831
Deal with it. You're welcome.
453
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,167
- That's--what?
- What?
454
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,536
[both stammering]
455
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,538
- oh, my god,
she likes him back.
456
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,406
- You can tell how they're
beatboxing with each other.
457
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,008
- Would you two stop?
458
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,110
Nothing has changed
between mika and I.
459
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,745
We are friends.
460
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,680
- Yeah, and like
the lightest kind of friends.
461
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,415
Like, work friends.
- Yeah, that's like
462
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,817
me and my mailperson.
463
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,418
- Yeah, or the cashier
at my pet store.
464
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,920
- Or, yeah, or even a pet!
465
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,755
You know, like, imagine
little mika running around as
466
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:51,823
a little labrador or something.
467
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,358
Yeah, she could be
your best friend,
468
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,426
but ain't nothing gonna happen
'cause she a dog.
469
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,930
- Oh.
- So now I'm a dog.
470
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,933
- Time to change for the
awards ceremony, miss caldwell.
471
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,034
- Great.
472
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,569
- [blows raspberry]
wow.
473
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,437
I'm glad we got that
all settled.
474
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,072
Yeah, this is good.
475
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,241
- Yo, yo, it's your boy,
dj tristan.
476
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,310
Hey, the vanguard award
is coming up.
477
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,778
Don't miss it.
478
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,113
- Hey, rick.
479
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,115
You okay?
- What do you care?
480
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,449
- I don't.
481
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,252
I like seeing you miserable.
482
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:25,757
But my guess is, we're feeling
some similar feelings here.
483
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,359
Rick, if kenan cares for mika,
484
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,894
you can't stand in their way.
485
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,896
- Oh, well, I could try.
486
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,965
- She's good for him.
487
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,967
She's good for the girls.
488
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,468
And we knew
this day would come,
489
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,405
so we should be happy.
490
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,241
Cori would want us to be.
491
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,776
- What if they
forget about her?
492
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,478
- Come on,
that'll never happen.
493
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,782
Our baby is unforgettable.
494
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,284
- [chuckles]
495
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,686
- how many churros
have you had?
496
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,287
- So many.
497
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,456
- [laughs]
498
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:02,126
[upbeat music]
499
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,330
- doesn't mika look pretty,
daddy?
500
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,848
- Uh, I don't know.
501
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,967
- How the hell do you not know?
- I don't know.
502
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,469
- Hello, my beautiful
brothers and sisters.
503
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,339
[applause]
I'm kurt franklin.
504
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,374
That's k-u-r-t.
505
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,142
I know some of you are
disappointed that I'm not
506
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,478
the famed gospel singer,
kirk franklin.
507
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,647
- I am, yes.
508
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,382
- But let's move past that
509
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,817
because I am your host
510
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,318
for the evening.
[applause]
511
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,820
before we get
this thing crackin',
512
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,855
I have a heavenly
announcement to make.
513
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,824
If you are the owner
514
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,493
of a silver mazda3,
515
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,694
you're being towed.
516
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,962
That sounds like keisha's car.
517
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,297
You're being towed, keisha.
518
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,865
I tried to told you.
519
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,034
Now let's stop
wasting the lord's time
520
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,936
and get on
and meet the nominees
521
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,339
of the black hair model
vanguard award.
522
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:54,545
[cheers and applause]
523
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,715
- you know it's not a crime
to be happy, right?
524
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,217
- Yeah, I guess.
525
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,019
- Man, you gonna figure it out.
526
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,187
- Mm, mm, mm. All of it.
527
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,924
But there can
only be one winner.
528
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,727
And the winner is...
529
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,763
Candi bowers.
[cheers and applause]
530
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,830
- oh, hell no.
531
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,565
- Yes, it is. Excuse me.
- Oh.
532
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,168
- Thank you. I can't believe
I won another award.
533
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,369
- Congratulations.
- [sighs]
534
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,537
I'd like to say that
I'm surprised--
535
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,039
- sorry, real quick.
Candi, I'ma let you finish,
536
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,140
you know what I'm saying?
537
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,408
But I just got to say, yo.
538
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,544
Like, yo, mika got
the best hair of all time.
539
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,546
Like, how y'all gon' front on
the girl that brought y'all
540
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,548
the og blonde box hair look?
541
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,217
And then she went back to
school and got her master's
542
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,252
and now she's running
the number two morning show
543
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,054
in atlanta.
- Yeah, yeah!
544
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,055
[cheers and applause]
545
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,489
- okay, she didn't win y'all's
546
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,857
black hair model award,
547
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,759
but to me,
548
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,095
she's the best role model
for my girls.
549
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,597
And for women everywhere,
for that matter.
550
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,299
So thank y'all for listening
551
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,500
and candi, I'm gonna
give you back the mic--
552
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,334
with due respect.
553
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,370
I said
"with all due respect," man!
554
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,138
Where you trying to take me,
bruh?
555
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:55,039
.
556
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,042
- Sorry I almost
had to whoop that ass.
557
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,277
Didn't recognize you
till after.
558
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,612
- It's all good, man.
- Hey, big fan.
559
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,481
- Appreciate it. All right.
560
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,050
- Yo, kenan.
561
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,152
It's real, isn't it?
562
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,755
You like mika.
563
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,324
- Yeah, rick.
I, uh,
564
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,492
I think I do.
565
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,961
- I have been saying this
for weeks.
566
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,830
- I gotta tell you,
this has been a toughie
567
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,832
for the old rickster.
- Me, too.
568
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,534
But I thought moving on
was supposed to feel good.
569
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,002
- Don't worry, guys.
570
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,538
No one is gonna forget cori,
man, she's incredible.
571
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,340
I mean, the woman used to
sneak ramen bowls
572
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,374
into the movie theater.
573
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,710
- Yeah, she did.
Yeah, she did.
574
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,812
- It's like "fresh prince"
and the two aunt vivs, right?
575
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,714
It's like, we all love
the first aunt viv,
576
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,016
then the second aunt viv
came in and finished strong.
577
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,953
But we all will never forget
that first aunt viv, though.
578
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,888
But that second
aunt viv's there.
579
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,623
We hate her a little bit,
on the sly,
580
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,525
but that's only because
the first aunt viv gone.
581
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,860
You know what I'm saying?
582
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,128
But the second aunt viv
is great and she's there
583
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,262
in our home.
Cool.
584
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,531
- Wait, I'm super confused now,
gary, start that over.
585
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,732
- "fresh prince,"
two aunt vivs--
586
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,035
- lordy, please, don't.
- Okay, but it's a good story.
587
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,804
- Kenan, go get her.
588
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,506
Oh, not that we're pushing.
589
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,207
- Pushing is over.
We are done with that.
590
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,893
♪ ♪
591
00:19:05,929 --> 00:19:07,044
- now I need everybody
to remember
592
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,680
this afterparty is vip only.
- Wow.
593
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,615
- So get out, keisha!
594
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,216
- Hey.
- Hey.
595
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,384
- Listen--
- listen--
596
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,319
mm. Kay.
- You go first.
597
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,421
- Mm-kay.
598
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,891
I don't know
what happened today.
599
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,894
It started off great
but then things got weird.
600
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,496
- Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry about all that.
601
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,199
- Anyway,
602
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,735
what you did at
the awards show was insane.
603
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,838
But also really sweet.
Yeah.
604
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,739
No one's ever done anything
that nice for me before,
605
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,242
so I'm grateful to have you
in my life, kanye.
606
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,410
I mean, kenan.
607
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,128
[both chuckle]
608
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,247
- well, you know I was
talking to gary and rick
609
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,249
tonight about moving on.
610
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,851
Me moving on.
611
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,436
- Yeah?
612
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,137
- Yeah.
613
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,758
And I was offered a chance
to reboot my old sitcom.
614
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,762
Out in la for, like,
a few months.
615
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,099
And I'm gonna take it.
616
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,435
- Oh.
617
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:09,574
♪ ♪
618
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,810
- it's just such a big change.
619
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,513
- I know.
620
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,217
- Thank you.
621
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,954
- ♪ my life was torn
like windblown sand ♪
622
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:27,792
♪ then a rock was formed
when you held my hand ♪
623
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,261
♪ sonny one so true ♪
624
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,462
♪ I love you ♪
625
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,463
- I'm a little turned around.
626
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,731
I forgot where the exit is.
627
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,932
- Oh, yeah, so it's
where it says "exit."
628
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,567
- oh, I see it now.
- Sign.
629
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,668
- Right, thanks for your time.
630
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,770
- It's straight ahead.
631
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,507
- Hey, um,
632
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,527
thank you for earlier.
633
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,646
- Well,
it reminded me of a time
634
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,880
when we didn't hate each other.
635
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,184
Back when "apps" only meant
636
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,652
jalapeño poppers.
637
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,822
- [chuckles]
we had fun.
638
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,457
Remember that time
we stole the boat
639
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,159
and watched the sunrise?
640
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,761
That was you, right?
641
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,663
- Oh, stop.
- [chuckles]
642
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,214
- hey, you okay, man?
643
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,599
- Yeah, for sure.
644
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,168
♪ ♪
645
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,171
- good, 'cause my back
hurts, man.
646
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,473
These girls are heavy.
647
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,540
- These girls are small
but dense.
648
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,676
- God, my knees.