1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,425 ["Super Rich Kids" by Frank Ocean playing] 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,762 So I'm making this documentary as a part of my application 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,597 to NYU Film School next year. 4 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:18,309 But I didn't ask my dad for any of this. 5 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,603 A seven-man camera crew, really? 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,856 They shot The Revenant with less than this, okay? 7 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,775 I probably could've just shot this on my Galaxy, but, hey, 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,403 apparently, my dad hates his money and wants to make sure 9 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,156 that he spends every bit of it before he dies. 10 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:32,322 So, I mean... 11 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,326 I might as well get what I can while it's still here, right? 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,621 ♪ Start my day up on the roof ♪ 13 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,957 [Drea] If this looks like another douchebag shot 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,418 of another fancy Beverly Hills hotel, 15 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,253 that's probably because it is. 16 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,797 This is the Four Seasons Sunday Brunch. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,925 I guess it's supposed to be kind of, like, a big deal. 18 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,761 ♪ I'm kind of like a big deal ♪ 19 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:57,182 I'd have been cool with a Pop-Tart and some OJ, but hey, that's just me. 20 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,391 I'm not an asshole. 21 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,726 [loud chattering] 22 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,020 So, if you can't tell, we kind of stick out. 23 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,022 Hey! The manager's coming! The manager's coming! 24 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:07,692 [Drea] See, not too long ago, my dad got some money. 25 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,445 He created a TV show about a black family. 26 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,947 He also did a couple movies about black people, 27 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:17,494 and that one reality show he did with Tyra, a black supermodel. 28 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,663 Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff 29 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,125 about black things, with black people. 30 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,417 Wow. 31 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,838 Now that I think about it, he's pretty much just a racial profiteer. 32 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,358 - Reason we're here sticking out today... - [all laughing, yelling] 33 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:34,010 is because we're celebrating my dad's new Netflix show. 34 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,221 I don't know exactly what it's about, 35 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,848 but pretty sure it has something to do with black stuff. 36 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,476 God, he's such a one-trick pony. 37 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,187 - We are not doing this ever again. - Why? 38 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,439 Because every week I come and I feel the same way. 39 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,357 [Joya] Which is what? 40 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,109 That we shouldn't do this ever again! 41 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,193 [laughing] 42 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,071 I mean, you ate enough crab legs. 43 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,365 We should take a week off, I think. 44 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,117 - [man] Hey, man! - A crab leg vacation? 45 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,035 Yo, Steve Levitan! What up, bro? 46 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,411 - How are you, dawg? - I'm good. 47 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,956 [Drea] See that guy? That's Steve Levitan. 48 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,375 He's not a one-trick pony. 49 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,778 - Good to see you. - How you been? 50 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,395 I've been great. I didn't see you in there. 51 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:12,340 Oh, you know, we're kinda keeping a low profile. It's how we do usually. 52 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,509 Yeah. Hey, congrats on your new deal. 53 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:18,429 Oh, congrats on yours, dude. I heard you did very, very, very well. 54 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,557 You know, don't believe everything you read. 55 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,517 I knew it, so you didn't kill them. 56 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,456 - I did pretty good, actually. - Fuck. 57 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,562 Well, this is us. 58 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,605 - Yeah. - Take care of yourself, Steve. 59 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 You too, Joya. 60 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:33,528 - Wow... Wow! Nice car! - Is that your car? 61 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,865 That's mine, but this is, uh, this is sweet! 62 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,576 - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. Uh... 63 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,871 Jesus, congratulations, man. I'd love a car like this. 64 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,290 What else did you get at the Vin Diesel auction? 65 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,876 [chuckles] That's... That's very funny. 66 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:48,877 [Steve] Wow. Yeah, that's... 67 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,046 But, I mean, if we're going to be honest, it's a hybrid like yours. 68 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,715 - So there's that. - Do... 69 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,383 Do not apologize. 70 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,218 You work hard. You deserve a car like this. 71 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,345 I wish I could pull this off, 72 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,890 but then people would say I'm just driving it because... 73 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,308 I have a small dick. 74 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,810 Uh, but they're not going to say that about you. 75 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,353 Because I'm black? 76 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,731 No, because you got drunk and pulled your dick out 77 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,691 at the Writer's Guild retreat. Remember that? 78 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,777 - We all... we all remember that. - I gotta go, Steve. 79 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,989 Oh, yeah. Shoot, that's right. You're on Tokyo Drift time. 80 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,283 - Ah. Another great joke. - Okay, fantastic. Listen... 81 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,994 - Continued success. Love you. - Thanks, buddy. 82 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,454 - Love you too. - Good for you. 83 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,122 Both. 84 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,836 [car starts] 85 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,547 I fucking hate white people, man. 86 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,758 I really fucking hate white people. 87 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:38,760 [gears grinding] 88 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,762 Do you not know how to use this car? 89 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,431 Not... Not completely. Shit. 90 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,976 ♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪ 91 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,060 ♪ Ho ♪ 92 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,771 ♪ You either with me or ♪ 93 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:50,730 ♪ Wait ♪ 94 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,732 ♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪ 95 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:53,775 ♪ Yeah ♪ 96 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:57,028 ♪ Fuck everything else Win, win, win, win ♪ 97 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:58,279 ♪ Win, yeah ♪ 98 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,365 ["We Fly High" by Jim Jones playing] 99 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,742 [Drea] So, this is my house. 100 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,160 I guess it's pretty cool. 101 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,371 I mean, no, it's nice. 102 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,039 It's definitely nice. 103 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,500 I don't know, I guess the reason I'm saying it like that 104 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,878 is because the truth of it is, it's a nice house, 105 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,131 but it's a really nice house for black people. 106 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,343 Which, for me, kind of makes it less nice. 107 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,928 Wow. 108 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,472 Maybe I am an asshole. 109 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:28,726 Inside it's always kinda messy because there's a lot of us, 110 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,187 but I kind of like it like that. 111 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,190 There's my dad, writing in the middle of the family room, 112 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,985 even though he totally has an office he could work out of. 113 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,237 Dude, does that seem like that's comfortable for me? 114 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,114 It's a bad idea, man. 115 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,092 [Drea] I think he sits in the middle of everybody 116 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,535 because he wants us to all know how hard he works. 117 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,579 I really don't think they know how hard I work. 118 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,331 [scoffs quietly] 119 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,249 [kids laughing] 120 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,001 Jo, can I ask you a question? 121 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,711 Hey, stop! Be careful, please! 122 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,712 - Be careful. - Um, I gotta... 123 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,838 Daddy! [groans] 124 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,607 - You look cute. Did you shower? - [boy] Are you good? 125 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,591 I did shower, yeah. Thank you for noticing. 126 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,429 Dude, at that brunch, did you feel like people were looking at us the whole time? 127 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:05,763 No. 128 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,266 They were staring at us the whole time, like in our face. 129 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,393 - Ah! - Like we were animals in the fucking zoo. 130 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,230 Well, to be fair, we are a very attractive group of people. 131 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,276 Plus the sommelier had to break up two fights that our kids were having. 132 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:21,005 Since when do you care what people think about us when they look at us? 133 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,989 I don't care. I mean, I do care, 134 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,033 but I don't wanna care, but I have to care. 135 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,159 You know what I'm saying? 136 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,242 Nope. 137 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:28,870 Fuck, dude. 138 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,372 I know I sound crazy, but I'm not, man. 139 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,249 This is that shit, dude. This is real. 140 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,417 This is White Gaze. 141 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,587 I'm going to regret asking, 142 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,630 but what do white gay people have to do with this? 143 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,009 No, not "gays." "Gaze." Like male gaze. 144 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,011 It's the fucked up way white people look at us, 145 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,430 and kind of judge us for every little thing we do. 146 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,765 I said it out loud. 147 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:53,394 I said, "I'm going to regret asking this," but I did it anyway. 148 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,063 I always do that. 149 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,648 This is your fault. 150 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:58,815 It's yours. 151 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,987 You're better than this, Jo-Jo. Why'd you do that? 152 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,616 I have a really long day ahead of me, so I'm just gonna get going. 153 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,078 I'm serious, dude. You saw your old boy drove off in that dirty-ass Prius. 154 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:11,704 Uh-huh. 155 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:12,789 Uh-huh? 156 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,249 Like, that's just nothing to you? That's just cool? 157 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:19,295 No. That's... that's very not cool to me. 158 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,089 Don't placate me. I'm being serious, dude. 159 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,132 This is some real shit. It's that bullshit. 160 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,009 You understand? This is... 161 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,096 tequila impresario, George Clooney, 162 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,889 - in that stupid pickup truck. - Mm-hmm. 163 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,225 Or Matthew McConaughey in a goddamn Lincoln. 164 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,108 - [Joya] Mm-hmm. - If I drove a car like that, 165 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,562 I'm just some broke black dude in a shitty car, 166 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,981 but then if I pull up and I'm NS-flexing, 167 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,484 I'm some rap monkey who spent all his money on a whip. 168 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,402 [Joya] Mm-hmm. 169 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,446 I just can't win, dude. The white man, dude. He's unstoppable. 170 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,572 [Danny] Not for nothing, 171 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,576 but I happen to love the way you look in a car with your fancy sweatsuits. 172 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,659 Boss shit! 173 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,036 Put your hand down, dude! 174 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,800 What are you talking about, sweatsuits? I didn't mention my clothes. 175 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,292 - What do my clothes have to do with this? - I just meant... I was trying to, um... 176 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,796 A sweatsuit is very hard for a grown man to pull off. 177 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:02,880 I'm a grown man. 178 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,465 I know, but I'm just saying, 179 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,260 if I could wear a sweatsuit every day, I would, but I'm not you. 180 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,219 What is happening right now? 181 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,280 [Danny] Wait. That came off like a racial thing, but it's not. 182 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,598 - My grandfather loved sweatsuits. - Your grandfather? 183 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,643 Yeah, well, technically, the nurse couldn't fit him into regular pants 184 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,894 because of the diaper. 185 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,271 What the fuck? 186 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,441 This... this is what I'm talking about. This is the world we live in. 187 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,693 This is the world we live in. This guy works for me, 188 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,321 yet still, just dripping in pure judgment. 189 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,282 - [Danny] Judgment feels strong. - Does it? 190 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,993 - It's a strong word. - This... 191 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:36,706 is pure, uncut, fresh off the boat, New Balance-wearing... 192 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,250 - Are those Sauconys? - Yeah, those are Sauconys. 193 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,418 [Kenya] White Gaze. 194 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:41,836 Well, um, technically, 195 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,337 Jews aren't, like, white-white. 196 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,257 - Dude, you are as white as fuck. - Jews are white. Jews are white. 197 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,967 If some shit went down, you're white. 198 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,720 There are parts of Belgium I can't walk through. 199 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,637 [Joya] Right... 200 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,348 But let me just get this clear. I just want to make sense of this. 201 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,393 So you're saying that your assistant, who you barely pay enough 202 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,812 to feed himself and clothe himself, 203 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:04,025 he is the reason that you have to wear $2,000 sweatsuits and drive fancy cars? 204 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,400 Race cars? 205 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,587 - Are you... - That's his fault? 206 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,131 - Are you being serious? Or... - I just want to know the answer. 207 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,466 - Yeah. I mean, no... - I'm entitled... 208 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,617 ...not him particularly, but yes. 209 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,327 Him and the rest of his... 210 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,455 you know, no-shoes-on-in-the-bathroom wearing cousins, 211 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,457 - they forced me into this life. - Right. 212 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,584 I don't want to be super duper fly every day. 213 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,770 - Right. Mm-hmm. - This is what I've been forced into. 214 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,547 They're turning me into a peacock, Jo. You're next. 215 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,716 Are those Gucci dungarees you're wearing? 216 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,177 - Givenchy. - See? You're next. 217 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,679 [sighs] I'm gonna go to In-n-Out, do you want anything? 218 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,932 - I'm sorry, I just have to ask. - No, you don't! 219 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,892 - How did I turn you into a peacock? - No. No. 220 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:41,521 Oh, you wanna do this? Let's do it. Let's really have this conversation. 221 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,522 Let's really talk about this! 222 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,232 - You get nothing ever again. - What? 223 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,085 - No fries. Anything. Nothing off-menu. - I haven't eaten in a week, please! 224 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:50,780 You don't get protein-style, animal-style, nothing. You're banned from In-n-Out. 225 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,658 I want to tell him, and I'd like you to listen. Okay? 226 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,326 So, slavery's over, right? 227 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,995 Suddenly some benevolent white man has just said, "You know what, 228 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:02,166 all right, darky, your 400-year hard labor, unpaid internship is over. 229 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,250 Go be free." 230 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,962 He goes on tirades like this at least once a week. 231 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,338 You learn not to listen. 232 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,384 You know, actually, if I'm being honest, it's kind of calming. 233 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,345 You know, it's kind of like one of those wave machines. 234 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:18,224 It's best just to nod and pretend like you're paying attention. 235 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,185 Sort of like the way frontier women did during sex. 236 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:25,273 [Kenya] So there we are, fresh out of shackles, in a loincloth. 237 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,817 You hear what I'm saying? You think we had on Bermuda shorts? 238 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,361 No, it was, whatever you have, get out. 239 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,696 You feel weird now, right? 240 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:32,905 - I do. - How did we feel? 241 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,658 - Also probably the same way, but worse. - [Kenya] Right. 242 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,952 [imitating whoosh of wave machine] 243 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,913 It's exhausting, but to be fair, 244 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,332 sometimes, every now and then, 245 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,459 he manages to make a decent point. 246 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,587 It's rare, but it happens. 247 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,339 So, let me explain what he's trying to say. 248 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,067 ["I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl" by Nina Simone] 249 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,385 [Drea] So there we were, broke, uneducated, 250 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,971 and now forced to live with the very same people who, 251 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,348 for 400 years, had oppressed us. 252 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,184 ♪ I want a little sugar ♪ 253 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,769 What were we supposed to do? 254 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,896 What would anybody do? 255 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,441 You think about how to make it. 256 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,527 How do you get accepted in an environment like this? 257 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,237 Most of the time, you don't. 258 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,407 You just end up in jail doing the same kind of work for free, 259 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,409 you just got finished doing for free. 260 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,995 But for anybody who didn't want to end up in jail, 261 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,372 you tried to figure out a way to make it. 262 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,749 And the only reference we had 263 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,043 to when we ever were treated halfway decent 264 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,629 was when we were in our Sunday best. 265 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,757 That's what they called the church clothes the plantation owners bought us 266 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,177 to take us to church and show us off to the other plantation owners 267 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,887 who were being good Christians. 268 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:42,933 It created this belief in black people that presentation equals acceptance. 269 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,604 It basically put peacocking right into our DNA. 270 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,708 I think that's why after all these years, we're still doing the same dumb shit. 271 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,650 [Joya] Right. 272 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,860 You know how hard it is to keep all this up? 273 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,031 You don't just wake up in a Euro size 56 Valentino sweatsuit, dude. 274 00:10:57,114 --> 00:11:01,202 This is a hard-fought, never-say-die, leave it all out on the field, 275 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,746 constant online shopping fucking nightmare, D. 276 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,539 I know how important it is to you. 277 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:09,001 Do you? Because it's Bergdorf, Mr Porter's, Matches, 278 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,605 and don't let Matches not have what you're looking for. 279 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,714 Then you got to fucking go Farfetch. 280 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,798 [Joya exhales] 281 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,843 Farfetch. It's like, fucking, the dark web, dude. 282 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,554 What else am I going to do? I'm gonna go to Amazon? 283 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,349 Trust something that comes in two and a half hours to my house? 284 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,810 Put it on my back, go out and get shot by the police? 285 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,354 [imitating whoosh of wave machine] 286 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,189 It's epigenetic coding. 287 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,149 It's like basic, basic science. 288 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,985 It's the coding of the epigenetics. 289 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,506 When stressful things happen to you over a long period of time, 290 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,907 your DNA can literally change to protect you. 291 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,785 Like if your family lived next to a wild night club for 400 years, 292 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,786 it's not crazy to think 293 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,109 that your offspring might be born with smaller ear drums. 294 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:50,000 Excuse me, uh, what kind of night clubs did they have 400 years ago? 295 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,669 You know, joke all you want, dickhead, 296 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,921 but what black people went through, your people, 297 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,173 fundamentally changed our DNA. 298 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,467 Being dripped is literally part of who we are. 299 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,991 Why do we have so many names for it? 300 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,013 Hot, hard, ill, swaggy, icy, Gucci. 301 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,933 Dripped, dipped, saucy, flossy, fresh, flames, fuego. 302 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,478 Sharp, suited, money, mean, clean, smooth. Ooh. 303 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,065 Flex, fleeky, fire, fly, tough, tight. 304 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,316 [laughs] 305 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,902 Well, I'm going to keep it completely Gucci with you. 306 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,238 I, for one, would be really sad 307 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,866 if you gave up the car, or the clothes or the chain. 308 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,535 My... my chain? 309 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,954 Why'd you bring up my chain? 310 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:31,500 Yeah, I'm gonna be out for quite a while and I'm not taking my phone, so... 311 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,255 Seriously, dude, why would you bring up my chain? 312 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,007 For no reason in particular, I just... 313 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,860 Dude, no, it has to be a reason in particular. 314 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:43,637 You're a lucid man who I employ, so I think you say things for a reason. 315 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,598 No, I just... It's just, you know... 316 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,726 such a nice, dope, expensive chain 317 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,811 that, even though I like, I would never get, 318 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,897 which I can't, because you garnished my salary 319 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,660 for losing a pair of sneakers in the mail. 320 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,335 - It was three pairs... - And a sweater you don't know about. Um... 321 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,987 Anyway, you know, the whole thing you got going on, 322 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,531 you know, it's just cool. Your whole shtick. 323 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,618 My shtick? 324 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,536 Yeah, the... 325 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,765 - The whole Kenya thing. - Dude, get the fuck off my counter, man, 326 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,540 - I eat there. - Oh, so... Sorry. 327 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,418 ["Maybe It's Time" by Bradley Cooper playing] 328 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,462 That Jewish kid really got to me. 329 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,174 ♪ Maybe it's time To let the old ways die... ♪ 330 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,010 I mean, like, really got to me. 331 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,597 ♪ Maybe it's time To let the old ways die ♪ 332 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517 Oh, my God! Am I a coon? 333 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,313 ♪ It takes a lot to change a man Hell, it takes a lot to try... ♪ 334 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,689 [Kenya] Do I need to change? 335 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,068 ♪ Maybe it's time To let the old ways die... ♪ 336 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,612 [Kenya] Should I get rid of the NS-flexing? 337 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:45,658 ♪ Nobody knows What awaits for the dead ♪ 338 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,830 ♪ Nobody knows what awaits for the dead ♪ 339 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,457 NS-flexing? Did he say that? 340 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,835 They're never letting him out of that lease. 341 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,212 Every single inch of that thing is customized. 342 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:01,382 Spoiler, brake calipers, engine covers. 343 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,051 I begged him not to get it. Begged him. 344 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,512 Hold on, wait. She said she begged me? 345 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,055 - [engine revs] - [loud whooping] 346 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,682 Better buy this shit right now. 347 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,476 I swear to God if you don't buy this shit, I will go fuck somebody 348 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,769 with this exact same car. 349 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,020 Do not test me. 350 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,482 Whoo! Ooh, buy this shit! 351 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,483 My mother. 352 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,401 [engine revs] 353 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,652 - I'm sorry. - [Joya] Whoo! 354 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,154 That's how I felt. 355 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,409 Are there, like, any other changes that you're thinking about? 356 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,910 Oh, like, I guess I... 357 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,705 I could tone down my clothes a bit. 358 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,582 You know, sort of more normal. 359 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,669 J. Crew khaki with a nice, like, L.L. Bean fleece. 360 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,713 That could work. 361 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,424 [scoffs] Yeah, right. He's going to do that? 362 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,175 Have you seen his closet? 363 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,177 [hip-hop playing] 364 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,140 [Joya] He's basically one giant sweatsuit. 365 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,979 The man just has what he calls "athleisure wear" 366 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,565 which is an insult to both athletics and leisure. 367 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,067 He can't work out to save his life. 368 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,029 He has a trainer who comes twice a week, 369 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,198 $200 a session, cash. 370 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,284 Pushes him hard. 371 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,660 [Kenya groans] 372 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,163 All right, here comes your R. 373 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,582 Fifty you miss. 374 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,250 [scoffs] Thousand. 375 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,715 - Fuck! Fuck! - You're up to eight thousand. 376 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,135 Okay, Dad, so we've covered your clothes, 377 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,095 your cars, your money. 378 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,140 So I think it's obvious the thing you need to get rid of. 379 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,267 I'm not divorcing your mom. 380 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,645 Has it crossed my mind? Sure. 381 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:41,899 I'm a grown man with a pretty fair amount of disposable income, but no. 382 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,860 I mean, if I had maybe talked to a lawyer here or there... 383 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,445 I'm talking about the chain, Dad. 384 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,030 Do you really need that thing? 385 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,198 What? 386 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,243 Can we... Can we cut this? Can we cut this? 387 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,037 Yo, my man, like, can we cut this? 388 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,247 - Are we off? - [Drea] Yeah. 389 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,833 - We cut. - Yo, what the fuck, dude? 390 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,917 [Drea] Oh, my God! 391 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,544 Seriously, you ungrateful little shit, 392 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,548 I'm paying for all this for you to go to college. 393 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,982 I know. I'm trying to interview you 394 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,846 and you're throwing a temper tantrum, for what? 395 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,778 Because you know what I'm going through right now! 396 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,988 - You're a 40-year-old man, Dad. - It's my... it's my chain! 397 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,652 - It's my chain. It's my chain! - [Drea] This is a little too much. 398 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,141 [Drea] Ah... 399 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,559 - [door slams] - Did you get that? 400 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,895 [Kenya] What's happening? 401 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,979 Uh... nothing. 402 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,856 Uh, your, uh... 403 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,775 Someone needs to go shopping. 404 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,777 There's not much in the fridge. 405 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,530 - Then you should go shopping, dude. - Okay. 406 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,492 What part of this job are you not getting? 'Cause I feel like it's constant, 407 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,161 like, it's the basics that we have to talk about. 408 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,454 Shopping. 409 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,873 - Assisting. - Assisting. Right. 410 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,583 And that includes shopping. 411 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,796 Dude, I'm getting rid of the chain, dude. 412 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,715 Let's not talk about it. You should be happy. 413 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,609 You're getting your wish. I'm dumping the piece. 414 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,112 - I didn't tell you to get rid of it. - What're you talking about, dude? 415 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,614 You called it my shtick in front of my wife, who I have sex with. 416 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,907 It's not my fault you got insulted. 417 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,451 - First of all, I don't need to know... - Okay, anyway... Hello? 418 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,686 Hey, how are you, sir? 419 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,690 Um... yeah, I'm... I'm looking to get rid of my chain. 420 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,403 Yeah. It's... It's, uh, you know, it's your classic rope. 421 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,406 I guess it's a figaro, 75 grams. 422 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,453 Why would I buy 75 grams of 14 karat gold? 423 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,538 You want me to talk to him? 424 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,975 - Why would I want you to speak to them? - Just if you need help. 425 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,679 I don't know that you own a pair of socks. 426 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,169 - I don't... I... - [Kenya] Hello? 427 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,172 Uh, yeah, you know what, sir? Actually, can I just speak to your manager? 428 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,089 [phone chiming] 429 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,425 You know, I'm getting a call. I'll call back, sir. 430 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,677 [exhales] What's up, Bearby? 431 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,222 Okay, so I need your opinion on something. 432 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,432 What do you think? 433 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,478 - What the fuck is going on right now? - What do you mean? 434 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,272 [Kenya] Is that... Is that real? Why is your hair that color? 435 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,523 Well, I dyed it. 436 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,485 Yeah, I can see you dyed it. Why... Why would you do that? 437 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,032 Well, obviously, because I thought it'd be cute. 438 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,907 Well, it's not. Like, at all. 439 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,575 Like, at all. 440 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,035 - You're such a dick! - You... 441 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,661 - [phone chimes] - Bearby... 442 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,997 [exhales] 443 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,832 Jo. 444 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,294 Let me ask you a question, and I want you to be honest. 445 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,213 Do you know what Chloe did? 446 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,173 Um... no? 447 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,592 Wait, yes. Hold on. 448 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,261 It's hard to know what to do in these situations. 449 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,264 Plausible deniability is normally my go-to. 450 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,183 If I don't know what Chloe's done, 451 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,686 it means I don't lose hours of my life getting into it with your dad. 452 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,605 But if I don't know what Chloe's done, 453 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,774 I'm basically admitting that I'm not a good mom, 454 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,360 which makes him the better... parent. 455 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,154 Which we all know, at the end of the day, is what he wants. 456 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,782 [Drea] You think you might be overthinking this? 457 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:40,035 [scoffs] I mean, that's what he wants you to think. 458 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,579 Yes. Yes, I do. I know what Chloe did. 459 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,665 You know what she did and you're okay with it? 460 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,501 Wait, hold on. What did she do? I have no idea. 461 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,963 Oh, my God, is she okay? Please, God, tell me she's okay. I'm such a bad mom. 462 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,965 She has purple hair, Jo. 463 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,593 Oh. That? Yeah, I knew about her hair. I think it's cute. 464 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,512 That shit's not cute. It looks crazy, dude. 465 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,199 Our daughter can't walk around looking like some kind of little thot. 466 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,725 A thot stands for "that ho over there." 467 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,811 He must be getting that from Instagram comments, 468 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,272 because literally no one says that anymore. 469 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,524 But, I mean, he's absolutely right. 470 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:14,194 Chloe's got the flat tummy tea, the waist trainers, 471 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:18,198 practically lives in Fashion Nova, just textbook thottage. 472 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,577 Well, if the worst thing she ever does is have purple hair, 473 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,660 we're good. 474 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,871 [door rattling] 475 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,332 Oh, my God, you're such a bad mom. Like, a failure. 476 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,667 [footsteps approaching] 477 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,001 [Joya] Hey! 478 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,255 [Kenya] Yo, what's up, birthday boy? How was school? 479 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,383 Awful. No one said "happy birthday." 480 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,178 [Kenya] What? I thought you brought doughnuts for the whole class? 481 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,222 Those kids don't care about me. They only cared about the doughnuts. 482 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,557 [Joya] Oh, sweetie. 483 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,893 Now breathe, you have to breathe. Breathe. 484 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,854 - [panting] - Slower. In, out. In and out. 485 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,316 Deep breath. There you go. Feel better? 486 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,403 I just... I really thought this was going to be my year. 487 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,822 Guess not. Maybe next year, bud. 488 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,240 It's not too late! 489 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:04,036 I mean, you still have seven hours left of your birthday, so let's say... 490 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,330 Let's do something fun. You know? 491 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,415 Just you and me. What do you say? 492 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,000 Thanks, but I just... 493 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,502 I think I want to put this one behind me. 494 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,632 You sure? No movies? No pizza? 495 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,720 No, I want to just go up to my room and be alone with my thoughts. 496 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,888 That's the spirit. 497 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,725 [sighing] 498 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,268 Kid's a mess. 499 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,313 You're not gonna go talk to him? 500 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,440 What? I thought this was your thing now. 501 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,523 My thing? 502 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,110 So my mom used to be a lawyer, but she quit 503 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,071 because, you know, she had all these kids... 504 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,091 - Uh, excuse me. I still am a lawyer. - We're in the middle of an interview. 505 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,369 Still in very good standing with the California Bar Association, 506 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,703 an active member. 507 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:50,123 I was also the editor of my law review, 508 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,875 I clerked for Justice Ginsburg. 509 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503 I'm pretty sure I'm the first black woman to do that, 510 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,298 but, you know, life changes and, uh, Kenya and I made a decision 511 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,468 that I would stay home with the family, and it's been great. 512 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,763 It's been great to be a mommy, dabble in some new stuff 513 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,557 and spend quality time with my husband, 514 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,102 which is really, really, really great and we're so happy, 515 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,980 very happy we made this decision together. It's great. 516 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,898 [Drea] You already said that, Mom. 517 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,401 Okay, good. Well, that's 'cause it's great. 518 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,946 I shit the diaper, Mommy. 519 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:25,409 I don't know too much about kids, but he speaks really well for his age. 520 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:26,994 [Joya sighing] 521 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,704 [glass shattering] 522 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,332 It's fine. Everything's fine. I got it. 523 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,420 Look at this kid. Face of an angel, right? 524 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,463 Biggest liar in the world. 525 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,090 [glass shattering] 526 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,884 Still fine! Everything is so fine. 527 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,386 I... I got this. 528 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,973 Just an insatiably compulsive, pathological fucking liar. 529 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,141 Stink! 530 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,852 Wh... What's up? 531 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:53,854 All right. 532 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,315 Izzy, do you want to explain why your face is blurred? 533 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,567 Because this thing is stupid. 534 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,653 I'm sorry, uh, do you mind putting your answer in your question? 535 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,571 [Izzy] Oh, sure. 536 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,574 My face is blurred because this thing is stupid, 537 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,451 so I won't sign the waiver 538 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,953 and I don't want to have anything to do with this thing. 539 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,957 But this "thing" is a documentary to help me get into film school. 540 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,209 Come on, dude. We both know this isn't for you. 541 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,795 Dad's just going to take this footage and sell it. 542 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,547 It's who he is. 543 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,174 But, if he does... 544 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,719 [chuckles] Excuse me. When he does, 545 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,971 the leverage I'll have will be incredible. 546 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,308 There's even a chance I could get a "Created by." 547 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,062 The way her mind works, it's just amazing. 548 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,688 And scary. 549 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,231 She has no code. 550 00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:40,609 We're all very afraid of her here. 551 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,696 Okay, Dad, um, before we start, I'm gonna need you to sign something. 552 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,615 - What? - Really quickly. 553 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,325 [Kenya] What is this? 554 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,808 Since you're Izzy's legal guardian, 555 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,912 if you sign this, I don't have to blur her face. 556 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,210 Does she... Does she know that I'm signing this? 557 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,459 Well, obviously not. 558 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,670 Will she know that I signed this? 559 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,964 - No, I won't tell her, Dad. - Okay. 560 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,802 Thank you. I mean, she's going to see it after, but... 561 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,137 you're... you're cool. It's... It's good. 562 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,431 You're okay, right? 563 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,099 It's fine. 564 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,369 You know, I have to stay here with her. 565 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,812 So do I. I mean... 566 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,563 But you didn't sign anything. 567 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,399 I'm doing this, Dad. 568 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,192 No, fuck that. Give me that back. 569 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,735 - Dad, I... - No, I'm not... 570 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,695 - This is for school. - I'm not signing that. 571 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,282 - You're scared of a 13-year-old. - I know what she's capable of. 572 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,201 I'm terrified of her. 573 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,662 We're all very afraid of her. 574 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,289 [children's show playing on TV] 575 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,333 You gonna finish those Samoas? 576 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,211 I... I was. 577 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,509 [chatter continues on TV] 578 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:48,926 [Drea sighs] 579 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,262 Come on, Pops. Cheer up. 580 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,764 Maybe they just didn't know it was your birthday. 581 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,015 They knew. 582 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:58,186 The teacher wrote it up on the board right next to the homework. 583 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,855 You literally can't miss it. 584 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,108 I was helping those kids and no one cares. 585 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,069 You know, maybe you should just end it all. 586 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,988 - I can help you. - [Drea] Izzy! 587 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,321 - What? - [Drea] Stop. 588 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,199 It's only gonna get worse from here. 589 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,494 ["Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes playing] 590 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:20,542 ♪ I got hoes calling ♪ 591 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,587 ♪ A young nigga phone ♪ 592 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:29,134 ♪ Where's Ali With the motherfucking dope? ♪ 593 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,969 Okay, so Mom, maybe you wanna just, like, 594 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,305 explain what you're doing and who you're with. 595 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:34,473 Who we're with? 596 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,056 Yeah. 597 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,809 You mean John and Kara? 598 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,187 Yes, Mom, set the scene. 599 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,648 Come on, we're literally weeks into this and you still don't know how this works? 600 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,025 Right! Sorry. Okay. 601 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:48,737 So John and Kara are people I went to law school with. 602 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:53,033 Kara has just moved out here because she got a big job with Greenpeace, 603 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,827 and I just thought, if I ever want to start practicing law again, 604 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,704 it's a good door to keep open. 605 00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,289 Plus, I wanted to just 606 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,874 catch up with my old friend. 607 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,334 [scoffs] 608 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:06,588 Isn't this the "friend" that you refer to as "the worst kind of white liberal"? 609 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,130 [Joya] Oh, yeah. 610 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,842 Kara's an insufferable asshole, don't get it twisted. 611 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,887 But, you know, I thought I'd welcome her to town and... 612 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,389 just remind her that I'm a better lawyer than her 613 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,850 and if I wanted to, I could come for her job. 614 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,477 Wow. [scoffs] 615 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,688 Oh, stop it. You know I'm petty. I don't try to hide that fact. 616 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,066 - [Drea, under breath] Oh, my God. - It's who I am. 617 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:30,111 So ever since I took the general counsel job at Greenpeace... 618 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,006 - Oh, my God, congratulations. That's big. - Congratulations. 619 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,240 Thank you, I know. 620 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:36,201 I just, I've been trying to make a really conscientious effort 621 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,869 to reduce my carbon footprint. 622 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,412 - I guess both of us, right? - Yeah. 623 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,498 Just, downsizing to a smaller house, 624 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,750 cutting back on our electricity, 625 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,210 just living simpler lives. 626 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,295 You know, it's good for the planet, good for us. 627 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,214 - Yeah. - It's great for the planet, you know? 628 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,757 Yeah, I get that. 629 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:52,716 Do you? 630 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,178 I... Uh, yeah. [laughs] 631 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,639 Sorry, I just... I remember you in law school, like, 632 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,015 I don't know, she was... 633 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,601 I just always remembered you, like, defending the bad guys. 634 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,229 Like, the big corporate conglomerate, you know? 635 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:08,108 Like big tobacco and a lot of people thought... [mumbles] 636 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,776 I'm surprised you would say that. 637 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,987 I mean, you should know better than anyone that 638 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,614 everybody is deserving of counsel. Right? 639 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,659 I mean, you can't decide who the bad guys are, you don't know. 640 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:18,910 You kinda do though, right? 641 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:22,038 You don't have to be twirling a mustache to know it's a bad guy. [chuckles] 642 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,165 But I guess it's been so long since you've worked, 643 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,418 I've just forgotten what kind of law you practice. 644 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,461 Jesus Christ, it's Robert De Niro. 645 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,047 [Joya] Oh, yeah. Bobby! 646 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,466 Bobby! Bobby D! Bo... 647 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,136 He didn't see me. 648 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:39,472 Yeah, we were founding members of this club together. 649 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:40,974 - We were? - Mm-hmm. 650 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,267 Is it hard to get into? 651 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,561 - Not... I mean... - Super duper, duper hard. 652 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,688 Like, virtually impossible, like... 653 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:47,814 Illuminati level. 654 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:51,067 Yes. It's hard. It's... Yeah, it was an application. 655 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:55,071 Anyway, what were you saying about your tiny, tiny house with no electricity? 656 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,074 It's who I am. [giggles] 657 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,720 Anyway, you guys were talking about taking a trip somewhere? 658 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,744 Yes. 659 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,622 Yes, we're gonna take a nice, long, 660 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,791 relaxing, emissions-free drive up the coast to San Fran. 661 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,960 John bought a Volt. Pre-owned. 662 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,211 A... A Volp? 663 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,255 - Volt. - Volt. 664 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,258 It's a electric car. You don't worry. You'll never see one. 665 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:16,509 Like a Tesla? 666 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,803 Uh, no. It's in the family. 667 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:23,433 But our therapist said that the open road can be a great release for a relationship. 668 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:26,144 [laughing] Oh, my God, are you having marital problems? 669 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,356 [stammering] I'm sorry, I... I meant, that's... 670 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,192 That sounds rough. I'm sorry. 671 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,111 Thanks, but we're gonna be okay. I believe in us. 672 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,947 Plus, we're just adding anal to the repertoire, so... 673 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:38,865 [Kenya] Whoa. 674 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:39,948 [Joya clears throat] 675 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,327 That's always good. 676 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,245 So, um... 677 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,123 San Francisco's supposed to be great. 678 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,125 Yes. San Francisco, right. 679 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,378 Uh, yeah, should be a good time. 680 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,230 In fact, I don't know what you're doing this weekend, 681 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:56,216 but the Bay is supposed to be beautiful at this time of year. 682 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,343 - I can imagine. - Yeah, in fact, on Saturday night, 683 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,136 the Warriors are having this family fest. 684 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,930 Oh, I fuck with G State. 685 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,765 Tickets, two-for-one, 686 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,309 and unlimited beverages as long as you bring your own Thermos. 687 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,561 Wow! That's a real steal. 688 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:12,107 So, hold on, I have to bring a Thermos to a game? 689 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,834 - [John] Yeah. - You don't have to do anything. 690 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,486 [Kara] I don't think this trip is really their speed. 691 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:20,615 We're gonna be camping under the stars, just outside the city all weekend. 692 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,201 Well, it's not... It's more like glamping. 693 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,662 Oh, glamping. I fuck with glamping. 694 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:28,665 You fuck with glamping? When have you fucked with glamping? 695 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,376 I'm just saying it's glamorous camping, right? 696 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,628 [John] Yes! Hey, if you two are interested, 697 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,630 I bet there's still a couple yurts available. 698 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,091 - Yurts? - Yurt? Spell that. 699 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,009 It's like a tent, you know? 700 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,970 Oh. Just say "tent." 701 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,805 [Kara] But the correct way is "yurt." 702 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:46,558 It's disrespectful to, uh, certain people. 703 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,060 - Who? - Um, aboriginal, I believe. 704 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,689 You're just going to an aboriginal San Franciscan camping trip? 705 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:53,772 Yeah. [laughs] 706 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:54,941 [cell phone ringing] 707 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:57,861 Oh! This is my daughter calling from USC film school. 708 00:28:57,944 --> 00:29:00,905 I don't know if you've heard of it? They call it the Harvard of the West. 709 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,198 I think that's Stanford. 710 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:03,908 It's totally Stanford. 711 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,744 - Hi, babe! - [Chloe] Hey, Mom. 712 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,413 - I need to speak to her. - No, I don't want to talk to him. 713 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:11,058 - She doesn't... Please don't do this now. - Don't give a fuck. I don't care. 714 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,293 Do you want books? Do you want tuition? 715 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,836 [John] She's really grown up. Hey! 716 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,214 Look at that hair! Purple? [laughs] 717 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,884 Jo, you're one of those cool moms, huh? 718 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,678 - So hip-hop, girl. - Lit! 719 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,888 - Litty. - Litty! 720 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,973 - [Kara chuckling] - [mocking] Litty. 721 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,141 I'm gonna go. 722 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,395 So hip-hop, huh? 723 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,439 What... what do you mean by that? 724 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:37,108 I just... You know, that she's, like... 725 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,780 super trendy, you know, like Jay-Z, or like Cardi B. 726 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:46,201 Oh, I love Cardi B. Oh, my God, that song with Maroon 5. 727 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,327 [Kenya] Mm. 728 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,662 There it was. Fresh, pure, uncut, 729 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,791 straight off the boat, nose bleed in the greatest night of your life 730 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,542 White Gaze. 731 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,085 You were right. 732 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,461 Thanks, babe. 733 00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,923 Racism. Bet on it. 734 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,593 You know that Cardi B is, like, super successful. 735 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,178 No, yeah. She's so fun. 736 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:06,596 Okurrr! [laughs] 737 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:07,764 By "so fun" do you mean 738 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:11,017 she literally ended the government shutdown with one tweet? 739 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,895 By "so fun" do you mean the first female rapper 740 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,565 to reach number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and win a Grammy? 741 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,443 - You guys know a lot about Cardi B. - It's a lot. 742 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,070 [Kenya and Joya] She's so fun! 743 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,823 You guys also know a lot about purple hair. 744 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,325 [Joya] For future reference, 745 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:31,037 I have no interest in your opinion about my daughter or her hair. 746 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,915 That's just if we're keeping it real. 747 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,792 I mean, we might argue 748 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,293 amongst ourselves, 749 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,128 but if you come for our family, 750 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,630 you gonna get that smoke. 751 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,215 - You don't want that smoke. - Mm-mm. 752 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,300 - Blahp, blahp, blahp. - Brr, brr! 753 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,680 Now that I think about it, maybe we will go to San Francisco. 754 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,598 We're not fucking with a yurt, 755 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,309 but we can get a huge suite at the Ritz Carlton, right? 756 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,645 Pop some Cristal, you know, on some hip-hop shit. 757 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:56,728 Hip-hop shit. 758 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,148 And maybe hit up that Warriors' game? Right? 759 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,567 - We gotta go there. - Dub City. 760 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,820 Courtside seats, of course. Nobody's doing Thermoses. 761 00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,214 - I mean, we're not animals. - No. 762 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:07,341 And we should call Jermaine and see if we could fly up there 763 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:08,491 instead of taking the Volp. 764 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,536 Yeah, but apparently, that drive is so nice, right? 765 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:13,496 It's a really nice drive. 766 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,791 I'm gonna tell you this, you know what it's not as nice as? 767 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,042 A private jet. 768 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,087 [both laughing] 769 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,965 So, you know how, in most marriages, there's, like, a balance? 770 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:27,093 If... If one person eats too much, then the other person eats like a bird? 771 00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:30,054 Or if one person drinks too much, then the other one's sober? 772 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,307 - Yeah, that's not our parents. - No. 773 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,476 Yeah, they're both just equally horrible people. 774 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,037 - The worst. - [sighing] Exactly! Oh, my gosh. 775 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:41,232 When it comes to, like, pettiness, fiscal irresponsibility, and basically, 776 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,443 being on the same page about the wrong shit... 777 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,337 - they're like the Menendez brothers. - Okay, no. 778 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:48,448 They're not like the Menendez brothers. They are the Menendez brothers. 779 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,365 - Yeah. - Boom. 780 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,451 [laughter continues] 781 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,329 - So... we should skedaddle. - Yeah. 782 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,289 [both] Aw. 783 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:57,433 - So soon? - Oh, right. Uh... 784 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,958 - No, no, we got this. - No, no, no 785 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,376 Literally nothing to us. 786 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,979 - [Kenya] It's hip-hop shit. - [Joya] Hip-hop shit. 787 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,838 - Okay. - [Joya] See you in San Fran. 788 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,048 - Yes. - Oh. 789 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:05,965 Thermos boys! 790 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,675 - Yes. - That's my guy. 791 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,759 Right. 792 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,845 Um, you know, the valet's a cash valet. 793 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,573 - [John] Oh, I'm good. - Oh, you guys need cash? 794 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,098 We got cash. 795 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,285 - Make sure you take care of him? - [John] No, I am all good. 796 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,310 Please take care of him. 797 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,145 [Kara] No, come on. Do not take their cash. 798 00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:20,146 [exhales] 799 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,356 [Kenya sighs] 800 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,691 We are not going to San Francisco, right? 801 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,360 - Fuck no! - [laughs] 802 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,946 Come on. [chuckling] 803 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,114 - I love you, babe. - I love you too. 804 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:32,700 You know what? 805 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,203 I'm actually glad I kept this thing, dude. 806 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,246 Yeah, live your life. 807 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,707 I'm not gonna let other people define my stuff for me. 808 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,417 No, you're successful, you deserve it. 809 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,503 I agree. I'm gonna be happy with who I am. 810 00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:45,672 Oh, look! Scooter Braun. 811 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,174 - Scooter B! - Oh. Hey, how are you, buddy? 812 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,385 - Long time no see. Hey, how are you? - [Joya] Hi. 813 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,970 - Nice to see you. - You as well. 814 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,389 - What's going on? - You know, just working. 815 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,808 Just killing the game, though, I mean, Ariana, 816 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,452 - Justin, Demi. - Thank you, appreciate it. 817 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,062 You know, he's doing pretty well. I heard about the Netflix deal. 818 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,147 Congratulations. Coming to America. Incredible. 819 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,774 Thanks, man. Next time we're in town, 820 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,543 - let's please do it for real. - I'd love that. 821 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,545 - Great seeing you. Take care. Honestly. - You too. 822 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:09,696 By the way, nice chain. 823 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,577 [Drea] Any last comments about the dinner or anything? Just... 824 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,997 [exhaling] I fucking hate white people. I do. 825 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,999 I tried not to, but... 826 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,917 this is where I'm at. 827 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,254 And I'm just gonna... I fucking... I fucking hate white people. 828 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,297 Okay. 829 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,718 [music playing] 830 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,289 - [kid] Mom! - [woman] Shh! Daddy's working.