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[Kenya] Yeah, Mr. Seamus, I think
that sounds like a fair price. Um...
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I'll bring it down to you next week.
Thank you, sir. Shalom.
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[sighs] So, that's it.
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Chain's gone. Found a buyer.
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Of gold? Shocking, Dad.
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You act like you were trying to sell
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a limited edition
Beanie Baby or something.
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No, I act like I was trying to sell
a gold chain.
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- That I love.
- Okay. My point exactly.
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Okay, guys. Come on, we're gonna be late!
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[Kenya] Where... Where's your Mom?
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I'll give you two guesses.
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She's either still sleeping
or she's still sleeping.
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- That's a gray area.
- Doesn't sound gray.
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Come on, Kam,
put your other shoe on, please.
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Yo, keep it real.
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Do you sometimes feel like the mom?
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No more than I feel like the dad.
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Whoa.
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- Was not exp... Wow.
- I'm kidding.
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You're great, Dad.
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And to answer your question,
no, I don't feel like the parent.
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I feel like the daughter.
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The remarkably responsible,
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put-upon, lost-youth-having daughter.
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But it's cool, yeah!
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I know 20 years from now,
it'll make me the person that I am,
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which hopefully isn't a sad,
childless doormat.
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Just so we're clear,
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your mom's worse than I am,
though, right?
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You got that from everything I just said.
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So yes, I'm hearing. Thank you. Cool.
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[Drea] Come on, Kam!
Put your other shoe on.
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I might wanna hold off
putting this other shoe on.
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They're probably
gonna cancel school today.
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A teacher fell out of a window, y'all!
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Oh, yeah? Who?
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Um... Miss... Miss Lady!
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This kid's got a real problem.
Like, a real one.
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Lying about teachers
getting defenestrated?
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He's broken.
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Oh, my God, I've never even met her.
Do you think she's gonna be okay?
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No, she fell out of a window.
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- And she's not a real person.
- [Kenya] And there's that.
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You guys need to stop messing around.
I'm trying to get you to school on time.
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[snickers]Doesn't seem like
you're doing a great job.
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You know, instead of doing
your normal 30-minute eyelash install,
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you're more than welcome
to help out, princess.
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How about you run a brush through
your hair before you try and come for me?
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The whole not-trying look
only works if you're actually trying.
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- I brush my hair. Thank you.
- Oh, who would've thought?
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Guys, guys, can you please stop this?
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I think we can all agree, neither
one of you are great. Like, at all.
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What is happening?
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A teacher is dead.
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A life has been lost.
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Why am I the only one
who cares about this?
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- This family's sick.
- [Kenya] Pops, calm down, bro.
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I think "Miss Lady" is gonna pull through.
Okay? She's going to be fine.
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Chlo, if you could take Izzy
to Cedar Canyon,
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and if you could drop the boys off
to Marlboro, that would be great.
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I'd do that, but the boys are boys, Dad,
and Marlboro is an all-girls school.
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I mean, this is simple stuff, so...
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Then take them to the school they go to.
Dude, this is why your crew's so small.
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- You've no friends 'cause of this person.
- [Drea scoffs] Whatever.
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Drake said, "No new friends," right?
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Drake can say that
because he's got friends!
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- She's got a point!
- Boom.
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[Drea] Why are...
Why are you like that, Dad?
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Like what? Dude, Drake has friends.
He's got Migos,
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- OVO dude...
- [Chloe] Future?
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The dude he sits with
at the Toronto games.
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- [Drea] Okay...
- Groupies!
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- And his Mom! He loves his mom.
- I've got friends. I've got...
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All... All on top of each other, okay?
National Society friends.
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How does it feel to know
that you're gonna die alone?
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- [Drea] I'm not gonna die alone, okay?
- [Kenya] Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
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[Joya] Morning, family!
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Whoo. [sing-songy] Who wants breakfast?
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We all did, like, 45 minutes ago.
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Mom, Dad doesn't know
where we go to school!
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[Kenya] Of course I do.
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- He thinks we go to school with all girls.
- [Kenya] Why would I think that?
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That's not true.
I know where you go to school, bud.
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He knows where you go to school,
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he's just really tired.
He had a really long night last night.
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- Hey, thank you.
- [Joya] Yeah.
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I mean, drinks with Janelle Monáe
courtside Lakers' seats...
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a little after-party at Eddie Murphy's
house with bowling...
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I mean, it takes it out of a man!
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[baby-talking] He's ti-wahd today.
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I can't believe
I thought you actually had my back.
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- Wait, you went bowling?
- No, I didn't go bowling.
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- You've never taken us bowling.
- Or to a Lakers' game.
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He took us to that Clippers' game once.
It was cool.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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It was not cool. Like, at all.
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It was Chris Kaman bobblehead night
during the Donald Sterling era.
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Yeah, and I'm not even sure
the starters came out
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after Coolio performed at half-time.
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I'm not at those games having fun, dude.
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I'm there, like, building relationships,
making capital and currency out of people.
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Wow.
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I had a lunch with Jeffrey Katzenberg
because I went to that game.
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You think if I'm at that game
with you guys,
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Jeffrey Katzenberg comes up
and says anything to me?
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"I'm the little white man
who's gonna interrupt the guy
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talking to his beautiful black family!"
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All of a sudden,
there's no lunch with Jeffrey Katzenberg,
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then we live in Van Nuys.
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- Is that what you want?
- [Joya groans]
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Van Nuys.
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- I can't live in Van Nuys.
- No one can.
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I can't believe you're just gonna sit
on that Jeffrey Katzenberg defense.
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- I'm not...
- You really are a sociopath.
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I had six children with a sociopath.
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I had six children with a woman
who'd have six children with a sociopath.
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- What does that make me? I'm the victim!
- Yeah, that makes you a sociopath.
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- [Kenya] No, I'm the victim here!
- [Joya] Are you?
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You know the reason I don't go
to those games is because of you.
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- Oh, it's 'cause of me?
- It's not them,
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'cause you always wanna dance hard
and get on the camera.
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Why are you jealous
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- 'cause I get on the camera?
- [Drea] Guys, guys.
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[Chloe] Yeah, Mom and Dad fight a lot,
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but I heard that you don't have to really
get scared until they stop fighting.
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Honestly, I'm already scared.
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You know, that Van Nuys thing
really shook me.
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- So it's kind of on you, to be honest.
- [Joya] It is on me, you're right.
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I should have gotten out a long time ago.
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- I love you so much, don't leave me!
- I won't.
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- All right.
- [both laughing]
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Okay. All right, guys, come on.
We're gonna be late.
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Um...
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You have a game today, correct?
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I mean, of course you have a game today.
What time is your game?
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We have a calendar for your game,
I know when games are. What time is it?
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Same time it's been last eight weeks
when you've gotten there and said,
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"I thought it was at four."
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- So it's not at four?
- Well, you know I won't miss it.
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I don't know how I possibly know that,
but okay.
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- I'll just be like a tiny bit late.
- There it is.
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Because I'm coming from, uh,
Hip-Hop Dave's in Silver Lake,
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it's a mandatory class, but I'll be there!
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You have a mandatory
hip-hop dance class? Mandatory.
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I'm sorry. Am I not allowed self-care?
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I mean, do you have any understanding
what dance does
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to women's serotonin levels?
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There is a study,
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- this is facts,
- Sure.
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that for every minute a woman works out,
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she is twice as likely
not to kill a family member.
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This is self-preservation. This is for us.
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This is for our whole family.
You are selfish. Damn!
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- But I'm the sociopath?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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[Kam] Bye-bye, Pops!
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- I'm sorry, what is happening right now?
- [Pops] Bye, guys, see you later.
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[Kenya] Is he sick? Are you sick?
What's happening?
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No, uh, he's... he's okay. I just, um...
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I told him he could stay home
from school today. He's still...
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shaken up over the birthday thing.
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What?
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You already are letting him wear
a Nike top with Adidas bottoms,
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he's dressed as a small serial killer.
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Mom said I could take the day.
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I think that'd be enough time
for me to pull myself together.
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Does that feel like
a good parenting decision to you?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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It is. It's just one day.
I mean, it's not a big deal,
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but then tomorrow it's back to school,
right, bud?
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- [sadly] Right. Back to the rat race.
- Hmm.
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[Kenya]
I don't know if he's gonna be okay.
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Like, I really don't. He's a soft kid.
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It's a hard fucking world we live in.
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What I do know
is I liked things a little bit better
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when that Salvadoran nanny
was watching him.
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That woman did not play.
She had seen some shit.
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[speaking Spanish]
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Remember she taught him
how to speak Spanish?
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Now, he only speaks it when he's sad.
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Calls it "the language of muerte,"
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whatever the fuck that means.
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[Joya] Mm. [clicks tongue]
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Vaya con dios, Papa.
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What?
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♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪
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♪ Ho ♪
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♪ You either with me or ♪
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♪ Wait ♪
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♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Fuck everything else
Win, win, win, win ♪
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♪ Win, yeah ♪
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Mom and Dad have always argued,
but I'll be honest with you,
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ever since Mom took off work,
they really kicked it up a notch.
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Yeah, it calmed down a little bit
that first year after Mom had Brooklyn.
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I mean, we were all just glad
she was alive.
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- Yeah.
- But that wore off.
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Guess who's got the goods.
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So, we were really happy
to see them spending time
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trying to get their shit together.
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[Danny] VIP, baby!
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The assistant said you are gonna sit
right next to Jay Rock's parents.
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What?
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Was it weird that it was going to be
at the Lunar Butterfly Festival
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where they'd by far be
the oldest people there?
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Sure, but...
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I don't have a "but,"
it's just really weird.
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Yeah.
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Dude, I paid all this fucking money
for a VIP pack
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and all I get is a Gildan tank top
and a fanny pack?
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Babe, is it weird
that we're going to this shit?
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No! It's totally cool.
Hip-Hop Dave goes every year.
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- That's not making me feel better.
- It should make you feel better.
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But, babe, we used to go
to so many concerts.
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This is just like 35 concerts,
like, crammed into one night.
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Uh, so, I had to use my, uh,
personal credit card to buy the tickets,
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- so if you could reimburse me ASAP.
- What material is this?
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Uh, I'm barely making enough
to pay my rent. Hello!
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[chuckles nervously]
Um, or you could just...
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This is one of those things
you can pay on.
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- ...give me my own Amex, maybe?
- Fyre Festival.
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Then we can avoid this conversation
in the future. You get the points.
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I never have to front money
for you again.
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- It's like a win-win for both of us.
- Dude, did I ask you to bring me a Frap?
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- I don't remember.
- Yep, it's in my car.
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Okay. Can I get that, please?
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Hey, uh, guys? Make sure you
stay hydrated out there, okay?
230
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Nothing's worse than a dry roll.
231
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,150
Dry... What are you talking about?
232
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,194
Oh, yeah, East LA gets hot as hell.
233
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:34,031
You know, if you're gonna pop your Molly,
you want to drink a ton of water, right?
234
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,411
You guys are doing Molly, right?
235
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,164
I mean, they pretty much
stick it in your mouth when you walk in.
236
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,374
[laughs]
237
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,378
- Fine, okay. Chloe was three months old,
- That's right.
238
00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,964
it was my birthday, and as my gift,
239
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,717
we decided
that we would take the night off
240
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,135
and just have it to ourselves.
241
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,387
We deserved that. Like, it turned out
242
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,139
that as much as we loved you guys,
243
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:02,018
being parents at 22 was a little bit more
of a shit-show than we thought it would be
244
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,741
and we needed to blow off some steam.
I mean, all our friends were.
245
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,939
So, it was gonna be great.
246
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,191
We got a babysitter,
247
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,486
dropped Chlo off with the babysitter,
248
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,448
then went, got some drinks,
249
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,034
went to Blockbuster,
which is a thing of the past,
250
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,660
but was a lit place...
251
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,289
It wasn't a lit place.
It was just a place where you got movies.
252
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,667
I... I enjoyed it.
Um, it was a place you got movies,
253
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,420
and you could see people,
sometime bump into exes,
254
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,130
but always come home.
255
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,008
Um, anyway, we got a movie...
256
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,094
came home...
257
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,013
and popped a Molly.
258
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[Joya]
And that is when the babysitter called
259
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,101
to say that she had an emergency
260
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,562
and she had to drop Chloe
back off with us.
261
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,606
[Kenya] That was right around the time
I started being able to hear colors,
262
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,108
and the voice of God.
263
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,319
It's just that we were so young,
264
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,821
and we missed doing
any of the fun stuff, so we thought,
265
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,199
- "Why not just one night?" You know?
- Just once.
266
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:01,118
Just once.
But of course it didn't work out for us.
267
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,745
Shit doesn't work out for us.
268
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,251
- Hell of a night, though. Honestly.
- [sighing]
269
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,291
Nothing more sobering
270
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,543
than rolling your face off
271
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,297
and looking down in the eyes
of your beautiful infant daughter
272
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,840
knowing that it's probably
273
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,803
the last time you're gonna see her before
Child Services rips her from your arms.
274
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,983
[Joya] Really puts things
into perspective.
275
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,307
And ensures that
276
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,352
we will never do Molly again
as long as we're alive.
277
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,396
As amazing of a drug as it was...
278
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,855
- It's a great drug.
- I'm out.
279
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,732
- Don't do it.
- Never again.
280
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,317
What are we gonna do?
281
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,736
- What do you mean?
- I mean, what are we going to do?
282
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,612
You heard the kid.
283
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,700
Basically, it sounds like we're going
to, like, Molly Fest or something?
284
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,411
Well, I mean, if everybody's doing it,
285
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:46,747
it's... it's really crazy
not to do it, right?
286
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,582
Feels like that's how we roll?
287
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,792
Think so.
288
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,671
- I don't wanna look like fucking weirdos.
- I don't wanna be a weirdo.
289
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,507
- I guess we have to do it.
- We have to do it, right?
290
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:57,758
Yeah.
291
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,385
These are our parents.
292
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,680
Their legal definition is "guardians."
293
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,849
They're supposed to guard us.
294
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,225
Here you go, it's melting.
295
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,227
Dude, you know where we can get Molly?
296
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,770
Nah. No.
297
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,773
Danny, I've seen you come in here
with eyes on golf balls.
298
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,275
Where can we get Molly?
299
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,359
Okay.
300
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:19,363
I... I know someone, but my, uh...
my dealer's kinda scary.
301
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,567
Are you saying your dealer's scary
because he's black?
302
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,701
Oh, no, he's not black. He's Armenian.
303
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,244
That is scary.
304
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,495
[Kenya] It's no secret.
305
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,081
I'm terrified of Armenian gangs.
They scare me.
306
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,251
That's saying a lot. I'm from Inglewood,
307
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,628
and Inglewood's pretty fucked up,
308
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,714
but it's not Armenia fucked-up.
309
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,176
Armenia's next to Iraq,
or Iran, depending on who you ask.
310
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,720
But it doesn't matter, both those places
are really fucked up.
311
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,681
They do fucked up shit
like cut your head off.
312
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,393
I don't play with those gangs,
they scare me a lot.
313
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,396
Danny's dude dealt out of
a sideswiped C-Class
314
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,024
in the parking lot of a Farbucks
in Sherman Oaks.
315
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,984
And yeah, I'm saying Farbucks.
316
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,613
It's an Armenian coffee shop
that used to be an old Togo's,
317
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,907
that they just knocked off
the name Starbucks,
318
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,408
without any repercussions too.
319
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,952
Nobody said anything to 'em
because, like I said,
320
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,788
Armenian gangs are scary.
321
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,955
There he is.
322
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,167
Why'd I agree
to wear this stupid camera shit, dude?
323
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,544
Because you love your daughter
and you promised?
324
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,340
Plus, if you're beat beyond recognition,
we'll be able to identify you.
325
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,800
- What?
- [Joya] Nothing.
326
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:24,136
[Kenya] His name was Sarkis, and he was
everything I was afraid he'd be.
327
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,598
Beautiful, slicked-back head of hair,
rayon-blend party shirt,
328
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,766
chain on the outside,
329
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,352
leather jacket looked like
it had seen some... some shit,
330
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,771
white athletic socks with Adidas sandals.
331
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,606
And of course, a Gucci belt.
332
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,484
We knew that was gonna be there.
333
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,861
Dude, you go get it.
Look, I'mma give you the money
334
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,381
and you go deal with your boy
and, like, just bring the shit back.
335
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:47,284
What? No. No, I only deal with Sarkis
if I absolutely have to.
336
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,079
Does keeping your job
fall under that umbrella?
337
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:54,250
Dude, the both of you are fucking pussies.
Fuck it, I'm gonna get the Molly.
338
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,086
No! No. I'll... I'll get the Molly.
339
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,587
Anything can happen out there,
340
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,631
you're not gonna leave me
with those six kids.
341
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,925
I'd rather take my chances
with the drug dealer.
342
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,552
[exhales]
343
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,014
- Good luck.
- Shut up!
344
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:18,190
So, um, if anything happened
to Kenya, um...
345
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,527
would you still keep me on or...
346
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,299
[Kenya] What's up? What's up, man?
347
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,533
There we were,
348
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,536
stereotype to stereotype,
just staring at each other in the face...
349
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:32,872
letting life happen.
350
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,915
What the fuck are you doing?
351
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,001
- Get in the car.
- [Kenya] Oh, right.
352
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,836
Sweet rocket, dude.
353
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,676
Do you think he's tooled up?
354
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,822
- [Danny] Like, does he have a screwdriver?
- Like, does he have a gun?
355
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,764
Yeah! Probably, yes.
356
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,935
I'll just leave the money right there
for you. That's yours.
357
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,105
What's up, man?
358
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,817
Sweet chain, dawg.
359
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,819
Sweet.
360
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,032
Okay.
361
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,660
- [Danny] This is bad.
- [Joya] No, it's okay.
362
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,578
[Danny] This is bad.
363
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,514
[Joya] We just need to be out of here
in the next two minutes.
364
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,182
[Danny] He's done.
We should get out of here.
365
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,886
- Oh, you're the worst, Danny.
- I'm sorry.
366
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,462
- [Danny] Oh, God. What's that in his hand?
- [Joya] This has got to happen fast.
367
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,119
- [Danny] Oh, my God. Is that a knife?
- Thank you so much, sir.
368
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,121
- [Joya] We gotta get outta here.
- God bless you. Goodnight.
369
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,789
- [Danny] Get out of there.
- [Kenya] Be safe, please.
370
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,041
[Joya] This is taking too long.
371
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,043
- [car door slams]
- [Danny] Thank God. Get back here.
372
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,693
[Joya] He's not equipped for this.
373
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,364
- [Danny] Pretty smooth.
- [Joya] No, don't run. No. No.
374
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,075
Be cool. Be cool! Don't wave.
375
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,637
- [Kenya] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- [Danny] What?
376
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,971
[Joya] What do you mean, "Go, go, go"?
377
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,372
[vehicle starts]
378
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,959
I don't know if it's even real.
I gave him way too much money.
379
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,937
- [Danny] Bye, Mr. Sarkis.
- [Joya] Please don't wave at him.
380
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,921
- Don't wave at him.
- [Danny] Okay, sorry! Sorry!
381
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,465
[sighs]
382
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,301
It's our last time out, playboy.
383
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,261
Our last big hurrah.
384
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,140
End of a motherfucking era.
Been through some shit, dawg.
385
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,226
Remember Coachella?
386
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,436
Coachella '16 was...
387
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,897
Babe, you think you can, um...
388
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,775
help me find a t-shirt?
Something that really, like, pops.
389
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,860
[Joya] You want me to help you
pick out a t-shirt?
390
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,820
No, but I...
391
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,422
[Joya] I think you got that.
You're grown man.
392
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,657
You know what?
No, you're probably right.
393
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,576
You'd probably pick out
some American Apparel bullshit.
394
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,911
[cell phone chimes]
395
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,335
Yo.
396
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,088
What is this?
397
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,959
- [Joya] Huh?
- Look at this.
398
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,759
This is our pool,
in our backyard, with Chloe!
399
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,178
Yeah, I told you
she was coming over today.
400
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,680
You let her do this?
401
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:59,059
Uh, I let our daughter swim in our pool.
You're right, you got me.
402
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,270
It's not a joke, dude. She's in a bikini.
403
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,397
This is basically a bra and panties.
404
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,233
Except that it's made
specifically for swimming.
405
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,777
Okay, everything's a joke, dude.
406
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,947
Purple hair, bikini, on the Internet?
407
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,324
People start seeing this shit,
what are they gonna say?
408
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,818
You mean what are they gonna say about her
or what are they gonna say about you?
409
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,081
Okay. All right, Jo,
just keep being that mom.
410
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,269
Keep letting our family fall through
the cracks until we're nothing but crumbs.
411
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,021
You'll be fine with it, but...
Great earrings.
412
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,245
What are those, door-knockers?
413
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,132
Why don't you take the next four hours
to pick out a t-shirt?
414
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,092
We're not filming yet, right?
415
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,053
Uh... no.
416
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,223
Okay, good, because I didn't say anything,
417
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,350
but Chloe forgot her bathing suit,
418
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,854
which is why she was actually wearing
her bra and panties.
419
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,314
Oh, my God!
420
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,566
He would've never let you
live that one down.
421
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,109
[Joya] I know, right?
422
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,361
I just can't believe she posted it.
423
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:56,075
Huh? But you liked it and then
you commented how cute she looked.
424
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,576
Yeah, because I'm her mother,
425
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,204
and I have to support her
no matter what she decides to wear.
426
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,330
I'm a feminist.
427
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,458
Plus, I was never gonna let your dad
think he was right.
428
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,541
Come on!
429
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,043
Drea,
430
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,505
this is very important.
Listen to me. Okay?
431
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,216
I'm a loving wife.
I care about my marriage,
432
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:16,345
but it's very important
that you always double down.
433
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,555
Okay? Even when things feel darkest,
434
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,058
never admit you're wrong.
435
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,352
It is the only way
to keep the train on the tracks.
436
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,480
It is the only way
to let the situation move forward.
437
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,649
[Drea laughing] Oh, my God!
438
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,193
[laughing] Oh, man...
439
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,613
[laughing halts]
440
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,491
Oh, you're se... You're serious.
441
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:41,203
It's moments like these that I worry
we'll never be close.
442
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,456
[clears throat] You can roll now.
443
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,791
Anyway,
444
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,711
your dad and I
hadn't been out in a really long time.
445
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,797
♪ Let's go ♪
446
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,008
♪ You know it's Baby, nigga ♪
447
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,931
♪ Oh, Lord, Jetson made another one ♪
448
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,767
♪ She wanna fuck with me
But I don't got the time ♪
449
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,770
♪ I just hopped off a private plane
And went and hopped on 85 ♪
450
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,065
♪ Go call my chauffeur, bitch
'Cause I don't like to drive ♪
451
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,484
[crowd cheering]
452
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,654
Whoo!
453
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,115
It was so lit. [chuckles]
454
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,700
Lit!
455
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,662
Drop to your death without warning!
456
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,457
♪ Get out the way, get out the way,
get out the way, yeah ♪
457
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,836
♪ Get out the way
Get the fuck up out my way, yeah... ♪
458
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,590
- ♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪
- [Kenya] Oh! Oh!
459
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,801
♪ You either with me or... ♪
460
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,762
♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪
461
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,639
♪ Stop chasing that bitch ♪
462
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,516
♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪
463
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,811
[Jay] Y'all make some noise
for y'all self one time!
464
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,021
Lunar Festival!
465
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,230
[Kenya] Babe!
466
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,232
- Yo!
- What? What?
467
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,610
- You're in the motherfucking zone!
- Right?
468
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,820
Oh, my God,
I see why those classes are mandatory.
469
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,198
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, dude!
470
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,450
- Whoo.
- Fucking love you so much.
471
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,452
[man] Yo, Los Angelans, it's lit tonight!
472
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,454
- So glad we came here, dude.
- [Joya whooping]
473
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,830
Fucking Molly is the shit!
474
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,208
It's the shit, but this is us.
This is not Molly!
475
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,959
- You're right, this is us.
- We're great.
476
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,252
These are our people.
477
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,005
- Make some noise for y'all self one time!
- Lunar Festival!
478
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,524
I gotta say this, though...
Oh, yeah, man...
479
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,234
to the people
who brought their parents out.
480
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,510
On my mama,
that shit is beautiful, though.
481
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,262
Y'all make some noise for that!
482
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,431
- Make some noise.
- [cheering]
483
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,682
Yes, sir!
484
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,767
[mouthing]
485
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,121
- Do you want a drink? Let's get another...
- Yeah. Let's get a drink.
486
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,064
Let's go, I think back here, though. Yeah.
487
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:36,818
♪ Redemption like we been lit
Face down, ass up, vicious ♪
488
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,696
♪ Backdrops
Smoking on the bombest weed ♪
489
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,573
♪ Backshots finna go down
When we leave ♪
490
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,367
Babe, I don't know what's going on.
491
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,452
But you are the finest thing here.
492
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,538
Oh, my God, baby.
You look so fucking hot tonight.
493
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,916
- Thank you so much.
- You don't even know, that chain...
494
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,752
- is popping!
- I feel like I sell drugs.
495
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,629
You look like it!
496
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,967
God damn, let me tell you something.
You are like the best fucking mom ever.
497
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,844
[Joya] Oh, my God. You're the best dad...
Touch my face!
498
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,722
Oh, my God. You feel those nerve-endings
just popping off right now?
499
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,600
- That's fucking drugs. That's drugs.
- Oh, my God! [moans]
500
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,726
Baby!
501
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,810
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
502
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,941
Hold on, what the fuck?
503
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,360
My face!
504
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,363
- [Kenya] I'll touch it in a second.
- Touch my...
505
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,658
[music continues]
506
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:25,909
[Chloe] What the fuck?
507
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,163
- Hey, Dad!
- Hey, Bearby, how's it going?
508
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,124
- You know.
- Fancy seeing you here.
509
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,960
Fancy seeing me at a music festival
produced and targeted
510
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,505
at my exact age demographic?
Oh, my God, that's so crazy!
511
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,466
It's... You can make jokes of it
however much you want,
512
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,552
but it's unusual that I saw you here.
513
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,281
What's going on?
Seems like you're having a good time.
514
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,597
Yeah. Well, we were.
515
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,641
How you doing, Madison?
516
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,561
Wait, is that Mom? Is she okay?
517
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,857
[Kenya] Yes, she's fine!
Your mother's fine.
518
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,235
She's a professional who gave up
her career to take care of you,
519
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,280
and I've been having a career
to pursue your well-being.
520
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,574
- [Chloe] I'm gonna go.
- No, you're not gonna go.
521
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,908
And what are you wearing?
522
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,713
[Chloe]
Are you seriously gonna do this now?
523
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,831
[Kenya] You look like a Brat-Star,
your friend has a racist headdress on.
524
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,958
What's wrong with you?
You look like a little thot.
525
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,519
Stop saying "thot."
You sound like an idiot.
526
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,062
[Kenya] I don't.
People say it all the time.
527
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,338
[Chloe] No one says that shit!
528
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,341
[Kenya] Okay, well, fine.
You knew what it meant.
529
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,217
What's going on, dude?
I raised you so much better than this.
530
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,595
Dad, you're such a dick!
531
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,847
- You're a dick. You're a dick.
- Okay, I'm gonna go.
532
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,090
[Kenya] No, you're not going anywhere,
I was talking...
533
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,601
Hold on...
534
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,688
Are you guys fucking high?
535
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,732
No.
536
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,235
Wait. Are you high?
537
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,528
No.
538
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,035
All right, well,
I, uh, guess I'll see you later.
539
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,329
[Kenya] I guess you will.
540
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,539
- Okay.
- All right.
541
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,083
[man] Lunar Butterfly Festival,
542
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,585
if y'all having a good time out there,
make some noise!
543
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,046
♪ Send him a pic of
Somebody else titties ♪
544
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,923
♪ I'm a finesser and I'm a fly dresser ♪
545
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,859
♪ Move to the top floor
And flew in my dresser ♪
546
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,635
♪ My bitches hustle
Make money together ♪
547
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,488
♪ Your bitches birds
And they flockin' together ♪
548
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,232
♪ I can't decide if I want the new Louis ♪
549
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,182
♪ Dapper Dan yellow
I'm always in Gucci ♪
550
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,309
♪ Your mama
Don't bring your dad to the mall ♪
551
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,646
Babe! Oh, my God!
552
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,441
You just missed it, I just killed
this Asian bitch in a dance-off!
553
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,403
I was like "Uh!"
and then I hit her with like, "Huh!"
554
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,905
Will you fucking stop this? Seriously.
555
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,865
Did you know Chloe was here?
556
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,326
What? Oh, my God! No!
557
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,621
Of course I knew.
I bought her the tickets.
558
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,081
Always double down.
559
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,500
Oh, shit.
560
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,544
- Yes!
- [Drea laughs]
561
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,254
Maybe there's hope for us.
562
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,049
You know what the worst thing is?
563
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,718
Dressed in complete thottage, head to toe!
564
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:52,180
You've gotta stop saying that, old man.
Nobody says that anymore!
565
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,100
Yes, they do, dude. I just read it
on Bundleofbrittany's comment page.
566
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,059
Who?
567
00:23:56,143 --> 00:24:00,897
She's a vegan food blogger
from, like, upper Sacramento.
568
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:05,152
- She uses, like, coconut sugar...
- What the fuck are you talking about?
569
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,529
I... I don't know!
Will you stop and listen to me? Focus!
570
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,615
Our daughter is a complete mess,
and it's probably your fault.
571
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,367
- Thank you.
- And the worst thing is,
572
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,327
I think that she was high.
573
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,913
Listen, you need to focus now.
574
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,665
My Molly is wearing off.
575
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,459
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
576
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:24,171
I am not at my peak anymore
and I need some more drugs.
577
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,732
- Fuck it, I'm gonna find some Fentanyl.
- [Kenya] What?
578
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,842
If I find Fentanyl, you'll take it.
You're taking it!
579
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,278
- What the fuck is going on?
- Just say yes!
580
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,303
Just fucking say yes.
581
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,889
- You are scaring me.
- I'm gonna dance with the devil today.
582
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,016
- Oh, my God! Jo!
- Whoo!
583
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,018
Don't die!
584
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:46,610
♪ Walk up in this bitch like woah
Pull up on the set like hol up ♪
585
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,735
Babe.
586
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,570
Babe.
587
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,324
- Jo!
- Huh?
588
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,534
Drink this. Babe, drink this.
589
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,930
- Does it have Molly in it?
- No, it doesn't have Molly in it!
590
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,474
You don't need any more Molly
or anything else!
591
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,373
Ooh!
592
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,217
What is wrong with you?
We needed that, dude!
593
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,587
It's hot as hell in here.
You need to stay hydrated.
594
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,023
[mocking] "You need to stay hydrated."
595
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,691
- Oh my God.
- [normal] You're such a little bitch!
596
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,342
I do not miss this part of you.
597
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,969
I'm gonna get some more water.
598
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,180
Stay here. Babe.
599
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,389
- Stay here.
- Huh?
600
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,473
I'm staying here.
601
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:21,061
- Do not talk or take anything from anyone.
- Talk to everyone, take everything?
602
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,562
- No...
- Talk to everyone?
603
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:26,483
Something dark is gonna happen to you
and you won't be able to get over it.
604
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,776
Talk to everyone.
605
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,736
- Bad things happen here.
- [Joya whoops]
606
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,072
[music continues]
607
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,287
Yo, can I get like two...
No, three waters please?
608
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,916
- Hey, Dad.
- Oh, thanks.
609
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,917
What up?
610
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,879
So I have something
that I want to tell you.
611
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,092
Look, if you're past the second trimester,
I can't help you.
612
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,469
- At least, not in here.
- Dad, I am serious!
613
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,846
What's up, Bearby?
614
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,932
I lied to you.
615
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:01,976
I was high.
616
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:05,313
My friend got weed from this guy she knows
and she brought it with us.
617
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,274
[Kenya] Okay.
618
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,195
I guess, thank you,
for telling me the truth, I guess.
619
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,990
You're welcome, I guess?
620
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,701
Dude, why'd you feel like
you had to lie to me in the first place?
621
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:18,827
That's not us.
622
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,912
Dad, I don't know
if you know this or not,
623
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,206
but you're not exactly
the easiest person to talk to.
624
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,293
- Okay, that's... that's fair.
- I mean...
625
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,796
You know, trying to tell your dad
you're high is kinda rough.
626
00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,881
Yeah, I bet,
especially when you're dressed like...
627
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,634
- Okay, Dad, for real?
- Like, I'm a monster. I hear it.
628
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,927
Thank you.
629
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,680
Look, Bearby,
630
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:43,435
I don't know if you know this or not, but
as much as I don't want you smoking weed,
631
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:46,771
or drugs, or drinking,
or any of this stupid shit going on here,
632
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,398
I'd much rather know about it
633
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,860
than find out about it in some news report
or some crazy way.
634
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,546
I need to know
what's going on in your life.
635
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,990
I don't want the idea of thinking
about you in some sketchy parking lot,
636
00:26:57,073 --> 00:27:01,202
dealing with some drug-dealer named Sarkis
getting whatever the fuck he sells you.
637
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,622
What? What are you talking about?
A parking lot?
638
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,417
No, Lindsay got it from her boy Isaac
at school. He deals on the Honor System.
639
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,045
What the fuck is the Honor System?
640
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,756
Oh, you... you want me
to explain the Honor System?
641
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,008
- [Drea] Yes.
- Okay. [laughs]
642
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,760
Uh, well, you come in,
643
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,721
and then you weigh your shit
on that scale right there,
644
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:22,182
and then put your money in that safe,
645
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,101
and then you...
646
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,855
Oh, yeah, and then just put a note
in the ledger here with how much you took
647
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,065
and what you paid me.
648
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,817
And if you're, like, a little bit short,
it's all good.
649
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,320
- It's the Honor System.
- [Drea] Are you making this up?
650
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:38,281
Because you don't have to.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna blur your face.
651
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:41,451
I'm not making this up.
That's how the Honor System works, right?
652
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:44,996
[laughs] And you don't gotta blur my face!
Don't make it fucking weird.
653
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,290
Where is this gonna show?
654
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,542
[Kenya] Dude, what the fuck is up
with your generation?
655
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,752
Are you guys lost?
656
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:54,339
Buying drugs is supposed to be dangerous.
It's like an adventure.
657
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,882
You're supposed to be terrified!
658
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,135
Worried you're gonna get cross-bowed
or choked out by a Gucci belt.
659
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,180
First, I let you down with my hair
and now this.
660
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:04,557
Babe, you didn't let me down
with your hair.
661
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:06,184
If I'm being honest,
662
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,688
only reason any of this stuff counts
is because of fucking White Gaze.
663
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,607
Okay, Dad,
homophobic does not seem like your brand.
664
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,692
No, not gay...
665
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,027
Bearby, look,
666
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:20,240
I like your hair,
it's actually kind of cute.
667
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,701
I mean, I don't love it, but I like it.
668
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,037
You know, but the thing is,
as a black girl,
669
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,499
you don't get looked at the same
as these white girls who have purple hair.
670
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,293
You'll get looked at like
you're a stripper, or you're this or that.
671
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,170
It's something totally different!
672
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,922
It's like me with the fucking chain.
673
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,925
You know how much I wanted this chain
growing up?
674
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,510
All the dudes I idolized
had chains like this,
675
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:43,763
whether they were ball players,
or rappers, or drug dealers.
676
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,016
So when I finally was able to get one,
I was super pumped,
677
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,940
until I noticed that white people
looked at me like I was a ball player,
678
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,521
or a rapper, or a drug dealer.
679
00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,065
Okay, Dad,
you think I don't know that already?
680
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,985
I mean, it's different for us,
but that's just how it is.
681
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,406
Uh, it's like if Malia Obama
comes anywhere near pot,
682
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,491
doing the same thing
any kid her age is doing,
683
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,660
it's like a national security breach,
684
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,539
or... or if Sasha wears a tank top,
it's like she breaks the Internet.
685
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,251
You know, I feel like so few of us
get the chance to do anything
686
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,044
that if we finally do get that chance,
687
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,172
everyone's looking at us ready to pounce.
688
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,385
Did you just compare yourself
to Sasha and Malia Obama?
689
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,889
You really are such a dick.
690
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,265
I know.
691
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,060
- Thank you for telling me the truth.
- [Chloe] No problem.
692
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,564
Don't take any drugs from your mom,
they're really strong.
693
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,734
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
694
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,653
[Chloe] So you really like my hair?
695
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,615
[Kenya] I don't love your hair,
but it's kinda cute.
696
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:45,384
[Chloe] Well, in that case,
I don't love your chain.
697
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,326
[Kenya] What?
698
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:49,209
[Chloe] Okay, but it does kinda look good
against the black sweatshirt.
699
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:52,624
It does, right? Your mom wanted me to put,
like, a white t-shirt or something...
700
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:55,043
- She's always on that bullshit.
- No, no.
701
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,296
You know, I can't believe I'm gonna
say this, but you're kinda fly, old man.
702
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,381
Thank you, that means everything.
703
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,925
- [laughing]
- As it should.
704
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:04,093
Question, were you high earlier?
705
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,762
As fuck, yes.
706
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:09,516
But I'm only telling you the truth
because we don't lie to each other, right?
707
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,142
Then does that make it okay?
708
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,853
For your father? Yes.
709
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:16,564
But if you ever get high again,
I'm killing you.
710
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,483
[Chloe laughs] Okay.
711
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,669
Uh, I'm gonna catch Kode.
Call me when you guys get home.
712
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,403
Okay, well, we're gonna go, too.
713
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,364
Nah, I think your night's over.
714
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:29,118
Babe, you were right about White Gaze!
715
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,413
Look at all these motherfuckers
looking at me like I'm crazy!
716
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,831
You're crazy!
717
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,708
You're just gonna watch this?
718
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:39,087
Why do you even have an all-access pass?
Go do some drugs like your sister.
719
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,716
Come here in cords
and a fucking sweater? Nerd!
720
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,052
["The Box" by Roddy Ricch playing]
721
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,388
[laughing and chattering]
722
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:57,646
Doughnut?
723
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,774
[Joya] Second party's a success.
724
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,110
You did it, Mr. Barris.
725
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,237
Thanks. You did it too, Mrs. Barris.
726
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,030
- Appreciate you.
- [Joya] Mm.
727
00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:08,467
Guess this is what they would say
the other side of White Gaze is.
728
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,119
[Joya] Yep. Swim in our pool,
eat our fucking doughnuts,
729
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,371
but our kids are happy, we're balling out.
730
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:14,873
Suck it, White Gaze.
731
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,833
I guess.
732
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:20,169
You guess?
You're never gonna be happy, are you?
733
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,088
- Probably not.
- Sick house, brother man.
734
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:24,233
Thanks. Oh, don't fucking call me
"brother man," dude.
735
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,592
Just do the doughnuts shit.
736
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:26,885
Who is this guy?
737
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,929
So, what's the lesson
you think you taught Pops?
738
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,933
Um, you don't bring a box of doughnuts
to a doughnut-stand fight.
739
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,310
It's amateurish.
740
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,519
Bush-league.
741
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,520
Oh!
742
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,897
And always wear a chain.
743
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,274
White people love chains, like, love 'em.
744
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:43,109
Go fucking crazy for 'em.
745
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,570
Key to... Key to life, key to success.
746
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,531
Key to success.
Gandhi probably had a chain.
747
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,533
Martin Luther King, chain.
748
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,577
- Kennedy, chain.
- Don't think they did.
749
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:53,660
Moses.
750
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,164
Hold on. Yo, yo, yo, yo!
751
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,601
Yo, how many doughnuts
have you had today, bro?
752
00:31:58,625 --> 00:31:59,626
None!
753
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,379
How many... [sighs]
You know what? Just go.
754
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,050
- He's got a problem.
- Really big problem.
755
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,885
Like... Like, I'm scared.
756
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,179
I really didn't have any doughnuts.
757
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,097
This kid at school's been bullying me.
758
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,266
He's from this Armenian kid gang.
759
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:19,395
Seriously, he told me if I said anything,
he would kill my parents.
760
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:23,066
I didn't know if he was lying,
but I did not want to test him.
761
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,443
Armenian gangs don't play.
762
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,820
What do you have there?
What... What's that?
763
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,114
Oh. Here.
764
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,790
"Local beloved private school teacher
Francine Lady
765
00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:42,669
tragically falls to her death
from her apartment window.
766
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:46,130
Classes have been canceled
in honor of her memory."
767
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,342
[Kam] Okay, I gotta go potty.
768
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:52,595
Wow!
769
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,472
Francine Lady.
770
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:57,725
Her... Her name was actually Miss Lady.
771
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,352
["Win" by Jay Rock playing]
772
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,480
♪ Get out the way, get out the way,
Get out the way, yeah ♪
773
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,398
♪ Yeah ♪
774
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:06,526
♪ Get out the way,
Get the fuck up out my way, yeah ♪
775
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:07,652
♪ Yeah ♪
776
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,405
♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪
777
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,531
♪ Ho ♪
778
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,533
♪ You either with me or ♪
779
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,492
♪ Wait ♪
780
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,911
♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪
781
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:17,829
♪ Yeah ♪
782
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,748
♪ Fuck everything else
Win, win, win, win ♪
783
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,792
♪ Win, these niggas ain't shit ♪
784
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,877
♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪