1
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♪♪

2
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♪♪

3
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And our commerce site
is almost alive.

4
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Birdgirl: Why didn't we
think of this earlier?

5
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Oh, right.
We didn't have the internet.

6
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A product's
about to drop.

7
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[ clicking, buzzer ]

8
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Wait.

9
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We just sold 500 boxes
of old office supplies

10
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At 24 bucks a pop?

11
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We like to think of it
more as

12
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A consumer-defined
vintage-organization experience.

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Uh, but yeah.

14
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How much markup is that?

15
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700%.

16
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Uh...
[ clears throat ]

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[ keys clacking ]

18
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24.

19
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[ clears throat ]
okay.

20
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It's a, uh, 700% markup.

21
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Alright.
[ tape rips ]

22
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70%?!

23
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Uh, is that the --
the decimal?

24
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Another drop coming.

25
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[ clicking, buzzer ]

26
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When these two suggested
we use all this

27
00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,863
Old, unsold sebben & sebben
stuff and market it

28
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As curated experiences,
I thought they were high.

29
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We were.        We were.

30
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They were high,
but even impaired,

31
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They found a way to make an old
company sort of relevant again.

32
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They did it.
You all did it, even paul.

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He did it.
Whoa! Gah!

34
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We did it, you guys.

35
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I know it's cheesy,
but we're a team. I'll say it.

36
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We're a team of heroes
who saved the company

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And sometimes save...

38
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Jude?

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Jude?

40
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Fuke?
...The world.

41
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You guys are heroes.

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You make me feel whole.
And as a token of appreciation,

43
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I've had a costume made
for each of you.

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[ creaking ]

45
00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,913
Halloween?

46
00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,048
Mm, bird team.
Ugh!

47
00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,716
Ooh, mama.

48
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A eurocup thigh hole,
fortified junk pouch.

49
00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,987
It is like you crawled
inside my brain.

50
00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,458
It is super body-positive,
so that's something.

51
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,627
[ gasps ]
you don't like it?

52
00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,067
None of you
like the costumes!

53
00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:16,134
[ hanger rattles ]

54
00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,538
I do. [bleep] them.
Right, judy?

55
00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,206
Jude, you know how
you're the boss

56
00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,608
And we work for you, even though
our name's not on the company?

57
00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,009
[ chuckles ]
it's the same with bird team,

58
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Except we don't get paid,
and it's kind of a -- the --

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Pain in the ass.

60
00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,815
We're happy to back you up,

61
00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,751
But "team" might be
overstating it.

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[ scoffs ]
what would you call it?

63
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A good hang.

64
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It's a good hang,
until someone texts "you up?"

65
00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,228
[ chair creaks ]

66
00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,029
[ buzzer, door opens, creaks ]

67
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That's new.

68
00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,833
Uh, what do
the other buttons do?

69
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Just go.

70
00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,041
[ door closes ]

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00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,678
[ hisses ]

72
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,048
You're on your own, jude.

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00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,586
♪ hey! ♪
birdgirl:
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh,
my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.

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00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,254
Woman: [ rapping ] ♪ who is the
girl that saves the world? ♪

75
00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,789
♪ hey! Hey! ♪

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[ imitates fanfare ] birdgirl!

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I'll do everything
in my power

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To make this right, sir.
What's that?

79
00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,732
[ gasps ] I am somebody's
daughter, you pig.

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00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:20,733
[ screams ]

81
00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:23,602
Gil, I'm feeling
a little empty,

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00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,738
Like there's a pit
in my stomach.

83
00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,872
Want to grab a bagel
to fill the pit?

84
00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:32,811
I'd like nothing more than to
fill your pit, but I can't.

85
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You can't.
Right, right, right.

86
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I know it's last-minute.

87
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It's the experience boxes.

88
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There are some [chuckles]
minor-ish problems.

89
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[ telephone ringing ]
hold, please. Hold, please.
Hold, please. Go away!

90
00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,690
It turns out
stuff is disappearing.

91
00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,493
[ stapler rattles, warbles ]

92
00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,495
It's been happening
all morning.

93
00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,631
[ tape rattles, warbles ]
huh.

94
00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,967
[ calculator rattles, warbles ]
okay.

95
00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:57,302
Well, good luck with that.
[ chair rattles, warbles ]

96
00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,504
I'd love to go
on my lunch break!

97
00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,107
[ indistinct shouting ]

98
00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,577
[ telephones ringing ]

99
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,980
The company's going
down in flames.

100
00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:12,184
Perhaps you'd like to hear why.
I'm talking over here.

101
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[ shouting stops ]

102
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1997, we designed a phone,
and it was good.

103
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Problem was,
it didn't have enough heft.

104
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An office phone needs heft.

105
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Should be hard to lift
because you're at work,

106
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And it should feel like work
when you use it.

107
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,736
When you hang it up hard,
you want the person

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On the other end to feel you
hang up in their stomach.

109
00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,741
And when you throw it
across the room at someone

110
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To underline a point,
that person should feel it!

111
00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,747
Our engineers spent months
trying to crack it.

112
00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,351
Nothing until one day,
your dad made a discovery --

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[ pickax clinks ]

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[ rattling ]

115
00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,689
[ eerie music plays ]

116
00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,026
A deposit of
a mysterious mineral.

117
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It wasn't pretty,
but it was one thing,

118
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,430
And it was a lot
of that thing.

119
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It was heavy.

120
00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,167
So this clever bastard
in engineering

121
00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:05,370
Had the notion to make
the phones out of this stuff.

122
00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,971
But it didn't just
add heft.

123
00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,708
It made everything
feel better.

124
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We called it baltimo.

125
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We put the stuff
into every single product

126
00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,447
Sebben & sebben produced.

127
00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,182
So, I don't understand

128
00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,918
How a mineral makes
products disappear.

129
00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,321
Um, baltimo has
a half-life.

130
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We've known for years,

131
00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,058
But the half-life
was well beyond

132
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The projected
end of the world.

133
00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,660
Which was when?

134
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2015, of course,

135
00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,130
When the world ended.

136
00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,532
That's a gripping story,

137
00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,867
But what am I supposed
to do about it?

138
00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:37,736
Since it's only in stuff
in the curated boxes,

139
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If you just approve refunds,
the problem's solved.

140
00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:43,742
I'm sorry.
What's the baltimo project?

141
00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,143
I'm shocked your dad
never told you.

142
00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,879
Everything in sebben town --
[ gurgles ]

143
00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:49,214
I want a personal briefing
on the baltimo project

144
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In my office,
you understand?

145
00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,352
But first, I have to
deliver a letter.

146
00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,888
Meredith:
Your refund's being processed.
[ telephone ringing ]

147
00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,689
Yes, your refund's
being processed.

148
00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,291
Yes, your refund's
being processed.

149
00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,694
Aah!
Hey, buddy. What's this?

150
00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:03,361
Read the envelope.

151
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:07,499
"to be opened 25 years following
the event of my death."

152
00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,033
[ envelope rips ]
hey!

153
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,104
"dear meredith, I am dead now

154
00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:17,642
And but a distant memory,
if you remember me at all.

155
00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,313
We were friends once,
or at least I was."

156
00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:22,915
Alright.
Stop being a weirdo.

157
00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,783
If the bird team
is that important to you,

158
00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,984
We'll just keep doing it.

159
00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,253
To me,
the bird team is more than --

160
00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,988
Well,
it's all in the letter.

161
00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,057
Just know that the words
"bird" or "team"

162
00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,793
Will never
cross my lips again.

163
00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,061
Really?
[ telephone ringing ]

164
00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,063
Ugh. Can we talk
about this later?

165
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,331
Sure. No problem.

166
00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,734
Oh, at the bottom
is the playlist for my memorial.

167
00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,205
Yes, your refund's
being processed.

168
00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,074
[ groaning ]
yes, your refund's
being processed.

169
00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:53,612
[ keys clacking ]

170
00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,147
[ computer beeps ]

171
00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,951
Gillian, I forgot
my password again.

172
00:06:58,953 --> 00:07:00,552
Gillian!

173
00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:05,090
You shouldn't have
stuck your nose in.

174
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,491
It's done.

175
00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,494
She's so pretty
when she's sleeping...

176
00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,563
And when she is awake,
too.

177
00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:14,366
[ engine whirring,
buttons clicking ]

178
00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:18,703
[ helicopter blades whirring ]

179
00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,904
Okay, I'm bored.

180
00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,439
I got an idea.

181
00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,176
Birdgirl: [ groaning ]

182
00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,311
[ machinery whirring ]

183
00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,980
The stomach issues
you've been having

184
00:07:27,982 --> 00:07:30,248
The past couple of days,
it's from baltimo.

185
00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,184
You were the first human
to ingest it.

186
00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,852
The baltimo project.

187
00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,587
Nah.
That's something else.

188
00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,589
Ow! [ groans ]
[ machinery whirring ]

189
00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,457
You found a jar of it
on your dad's desk,

190
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,594
And you used to put every
goddamn thing in your mouth.

191
00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,130
Whoa. Oh, oh!

192
00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,131
Who-o-o-o-o-a!

193
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,668
Then it occurred to your dad
if it makes everything better,

194
00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,069
Why not a daughter?

195
00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,805
Soon it was sprinkled
on your cereal,

196
00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:54,072
Stuffed in your animals.

197
00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,940
The guy you went
to the prom with,

198
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,143
100% baltimo.

199
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,278
Colin was baltimo?

200
00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,015
Now it's disappearing
and leaving holes in you,

201
00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,017
And not just
metaphorical ones.

202
00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,685
You're on your own, jude.

203
00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,286
Actually, you're not.

204
00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,823
We built an entire test town
made of baltimo

205
00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:13,958
Next to the mine --
sebben town.

206
00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,161
The baltimo project.

207
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,296
Way off the beaten path,
woodsy.

208
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,898
And you signed the order
to sell it

209
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,966
So we don't get sued
before it disintegrates

210
00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,968
Around all 462 of them.
[ groans ]

211
00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,237
But they'll be okay.

212
00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:27,172
I sent them a bundt cake
from kohler's.

213
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,107
I brought you here
to save your life.

214
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,243
You might have led with this,
given everything in a town

215
00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,978
With my name on it
is disintegrating.

216
00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:38,083
Roofie hankie!

217
00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:45,123
You know, I'm thinking we should
play honest assessment.

218
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,124
What's that?

219
00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,326
I look at the real you
and say the most awful,

220
00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:51,530
But true things I can, and
the first one to cry loses...

221
00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:52,797
Or wins.
I forget.

222
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,599
The only role is
it's got to be honest.

223
00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:57,736
But I was raised to never say
anything honest to a woman.

224
00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,337
I'll go first.
[ clears throat ]

225
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,206
Your chest has
3 1/2 months' growth,

226
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,876
Which means you last shaved when
you went home for thanksgiving.

227
00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,878
Oh, yeah.
I see that fat stomach.

228
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,412
You ate so much stuffing.

229
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,947
So you could go to
the local bar,

230
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,615
Cruise the girl you went to
school with,

231
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,285
And bring her back to your
parents' house to the attic.

232
00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:16,621
Oh, yeah! Booyah!
It's in the details.

233
00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:20,825
Turn your head slightly.

234
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,160
Your dad slept with her, too.

235
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,095
How'd I do?

236
00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:24,897
Huh.
I'm gonna grab a water.

237
00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:27,366
No water! Your turn.

238
00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:28,767
Uh, I can't --

239
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,236
Okay. I'll go again.
You were absolutely terrible.

240
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,906
No, no, no, no, no! No, no.
I'll -- I'll go.

241
00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:35,440
Y-your, um --

242
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:43,648
Your a-a-a-ass could be
rounder for my taste.

243
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:47,319
[ groans ]
yeah, see, that isn't one.

244
00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,520
What? Why?

245
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,589
[ scoffs ]
you've got to drill into my soul

246
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,392
And tell me something
I can't even admit to myself,

247
00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:57,262
Like, "brian, nobody ever talks
about your hairline."

248
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,266
Oops! Aah! Lose a turn, gillian.
Not true. [ chuckles ]

249
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,940
Really? The eostre cards
go in this slot!

250
00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:10,074
[ stapler rattles ]
[ gasps ] jonbenét!

251
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,678
[ stapler rattles ]

252
00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:18,083
[ junk pouch warbles,
eerie note plays ]

253
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:23,221
[ stapler rattles, warbles ]

254
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,223
Okay.

255
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,491
[ pencil sharpener rattles ]

256
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,826
[ junk pouch warbles,
eerie note plays ]

257
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,093
Whoa! Hey!

258
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,895
[ pencil sharpener rattles,
warbles ]

259
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,497
Whoo, my, my.

260
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:36,635
Alright,
it's a sale on eostre cards.

261
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,304
[ moans ]

262
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,372
Where are we?

263
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,975
Five klicks
south-southeast of sebben town.

264
00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,843
Are you insane?
It's disappearing.

265
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,512
You and my dad
built a town out of baltimo.

266
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,713
You're gonna help fix it.

267
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,983
Want to know something
about your dad and me?

268
00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:54,453
I promised him I'd make you
a leader in his image --

269
00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:59,524
Sadistic, sexual, selfish,
scornful, supercilious --

270
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,725
All the "s" words.

271
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,860
I get it.

272
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,995
Ha ha!

273
00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:05,063
Take us back to the clinic,
judy.

274
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,731
Don't make me go feral.

275
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,400
Relax.
I'm not gonna force you

276
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,869
To come with me
to save hundreds of people.

277
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,271
There's a parachute
in the bench.

278
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:17,009
Before I go, I need to
tell you something --

279
00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:21,213
The bm-1136 lag bolt --
87% baltimo.

280
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:24,616
Found in copy machines,
office chairs, and...

281
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,285
Helicopter rotors.

282
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,887
[ lag bolt rattles, warbles ]

283
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,022
[ helicopter blades rattle,
warble ]

284
00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:32,291
I'm sorry, judy.

285
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,627
[ grunts ]

286
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,162
Next to my dad,

287
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,965
You're the biggest
disappointment of my life!

288
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:47,706
♪♪

289
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:54,446
♪♪

290
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,649
Shi-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-t!

291
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,318
[ water splashes ]

292
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,721
[ birds chirping ]

293
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,924
[ helicopter crashes ]

294
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,227
[ grunting ]

295
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,063
[ rapid footsteps, door closes ]

296
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,332
[ gunshot ]
aah!

297
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:15,266
Man: What do you want from us,
stranger?

298
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,469
It's okay!
I come in peace.

299
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,004
[ gunfire ]
aah!

300
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,471
Stop, please!

301
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:24,209
I'm from sebben & sebben,
and I'm here to save you.

302
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,212
Phil ken sebben,
the founder?

303
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,682
Yes! I'm his daughter.

304
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,484
Judy?

305
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:36,355
[ gasps ] she has returned!
She has returned!

306
00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:39,691
I have actually
never been here,

307
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,426
But I do have
one of those faces

308
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,162
People think they went
on a date with.

309
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:45,230
Not you. Her.

310
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:50,769
All: She has returned.
She has returned.

311
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,038
Holy shit.

312
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,306
You're lonely.
Duh. Who isn't?

313
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,177
And --
and you invented this game

314
00:12:58,179 --> 00:12:59,711
So you could say
mean things to people

315
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,247
Just so you can project
your self-loathing onto them.

316
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,915
I'm listening.

317
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,584
Uh, l-let's see.

318
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,854
The only reason anyone, uh,
pretends to like you

319
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,190
Is because you work
for a rich, single woman

320
00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:12,524
And they think
there's a possibility

321
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:13,658
She'll leave everything
to you.

322
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,126
And because
you'll die alone,

323
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,162
They think
they'll get your money.

324
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,333
Oh, my god.
I-I'm so sorry.

325
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,602
Gotcha.

326
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,270
Yes, your refund's
being processed.

327
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,206
No, my name's
not really vivian.

328
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,109
That's it,
the last one.

329
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,546
Hi.
Uh, where's judy?

330
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,147
At the spa
in the boonies...

331
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,216
Where they drug the guests

332
00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:39,150
And everyone shows up
unconscious.

333
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,619
What?

334
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,558
[ keys clacking ]

335
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,661
[ computer beeps, warbles ]

336
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,365
What are we doing here?

337
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,501
Bird team business.
God damn it!

338
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,504
We said we were not
gonna do this! Go on.

339
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,774
A little about myself --
I'm not much of a joiner,

340
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:07,112
But, big sigh, uh, judy needs
me -- us, the bird team,

341
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,781
For an actual
large-type problem.

342
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,451
Yeah. I've got a thing.
I'm in.

343
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:14,853
They fed her baltimo
when she was a kid,

344
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,521
And now she's disappearing.

345
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,324
She does put every goddamn thing
in her mouth.

346
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,725
So, where's this town?

347
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,661
An entire town
made of baltimo?

348
00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:27,599
[ gasps ]
I may be of some help.

349
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,401
It all started
when my foreskin --

350
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:32,938
-We don't care.
-Okay.

351
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,740
Ooh.

352
00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:38,009
♪♪

353
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,146
Yep, birdgirl's been
our patron from the start.

354
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,948
Wha--
this is your money?

355
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,751
Yep. I mean, it doesn't go
quite as far these days.

356
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:48,820
Says the fellow who dropped
980 phils for his house.

357
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,889
So, you know birdgirl,
do you?

358
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,357
Yes, I do.

359
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,961
I'm her...Representative
until she gets here.

360
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:59,631
Wow! I thought you were as close
as you could get,

361
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:03,902
But you've
just got closer.

362
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,505
Well, we'll squeeze in a visit
to the baltimo mines.

363
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,239
It cures what ails ya.

364
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,574
[ arm rattles, warbles ]

365
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,310
[ eerie music plays ]

366
00:15:11,312 --> 00:15:14,846
♪♪

367
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,447
[ grunting ]

368
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,783
I'm getting
a real strong pull.

369
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,852
God, we're coming for you,
juju.

370
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,988
[ warbles ]

371
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,324
[ calliope plays ]

372
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:29,394
So every movie
features birdgirl?

373
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,729
Every single one.

374
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:34,065
She's our hero.
Yours too, I'd imagine.

375
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,068
♪♪

376
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,203
Sausage?

377
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,206
[ eerie music plays ]

378
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,876
♪♪

379
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,878
No, thanks.

380
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,482
You guys eat baltimo,
don't you?

381
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,283
I tell you what,
every day and every way,

382
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,953
Just like birdgirl
tells us to.

383
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,089
[ announcer voice ] delicious,
nutritious baltimilk.

384
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,491
As birdgirl says...

385
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:01,560
[ as birdgirl ]
it's balterrific.

386
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,362
When the market for baltimo
dried up,

387
00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:05,030
Birdgirl
told us to eat it.

388
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,232
I tell you right now,
that's how she kept our economy

389
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,767
Alive and prospering --

390
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:10,902
Well, that and the 91-hour
work week, of course.

391
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:14,039
Yep. Kids used to go to school
until birdgirl told us

392
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,307
They were more valuable
working the mines.

393
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,377
Oh, my god. She did?

394
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:21,380
[ eerie music plays ]

395
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:24,183
♪♪

396
00:16:24,185 --> 00:16:28,720
Yeah. When birdgirl returns,
as foretold by the prophecy,

397
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,856
She'll lead us
to even better days.

398
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,858
Guys, if you're wondering
why you're so tired

399
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:36,127
Or missing a limb,
it's baltimo.

400
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,997
[ groaning ]

401
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:42,934
[ echoing ]
jude, jude, wake up.

402
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,203
[ gasps ]

403
00:16:44,205 --> 00:16:48,673
Mer, tell the guys I'm sorry
for taking them for granted.

404
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,877
Guys, judy's sorry for
taking you for granted.

405
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,279
I read your letter,
all nine scrolls of it.

406
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,747
You got nothing
to apologize for.

407
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,216
We're your friends.

408
00:16:57,218 --> 00:17:01,953
Next time, say it and spray it,
but don't write it.

409
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:02,821
[ groaning ]

410
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:07,759
[ warbling ]

411
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:12,030
Outsiders! Kill them!
Kill the hippies!

412
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,966
Hippie? In this jumpsuit?
Please.

413
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,569
Good townspeople,
don't harm them.

414
00:17:17,571 --> 00:17:18,770
They're my friends.

415
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,639
Kill her!
Oh, boy.

416
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:25,777
[ horn honks, tires screech ]

417
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,112
What?

418
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,448
You look worse
since you lost weight,

419
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,250
I didn't lose weight.

420
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:32,584
Huh.

421
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,653
Your favorite color
is blue.

422
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:35,987
That's all you got?

423
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:40,459
[ dramatically ]
your favorite color...Is blue.

424
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,930
You pay cash for things
just so someone will touch you.

425
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:50,001
I do. That's true.
[ clears throat ]

426
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,736
You have
no online presence.

427
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,072
I don't know
what that means.

428
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:58,343
You've made zero impression
on anybody, anywhere, ever.

429
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,412
[ voice breaking ] I can't.

430
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,080
You're an awful person.

431
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,284
I'm an awful person.
Who'd even invent this game?

432
00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:08,887
You win. Is that what
you want to hear? You win?

433
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:11,756
Yes, yes, it is.

434
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,093
Want to play backgammon?
Sure.

435
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:17,428
Birdgirl: It started as a crazy
marketing stunt

436
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,897
That got out of hand.

437
00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:21,232
Birdgirl was just a shill
for baltimo.

438
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,502
But now she's a god.

439
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:25,837
I really can't believe
I'm about to say this,

440
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,173
But, uh, we got to
get the costumes.

441
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,508
Where is paul?

442
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:32,911
Alright. Swing to the right.
Swing to the left.

443
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,980
Get the costumes
to the theater, stat.

444
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:35,981
On it.

445
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,516
[ horns honking ]

446
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:38,984
[ tires screech ]

447
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,919
[ van door opens ]

448
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:44,255
Good townspeople.

449
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:48,460
[ heroic music plays ]

450
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:51,062
It was foretold,
and it is her.

451
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,265
It is her,
and she's here to save you.

452
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,402
[ slow-clapping ]

453
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,804
[ applause ]

454
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,072
[ arms rattling, warbling ]

455
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,675
They're clapping
their arms off.

456
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,744
I know. Can you believe it?
Oh.

457
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,213
Oh, god.
Tell them to stop clapping.

458
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,416
♪♪

459
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,419
Oh, god.

460
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,620
Not the old lady.

461
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,156
[ voice breaking ]
not the old lady.

462
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,158
[ warbling ]

463
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,962
♪♪

464
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:24,763
[ whooshes ]

465
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,631
Evie, you're the cure.

466
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,301
I talk to buildings.
What, I can't talk to molecules?

467
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,970
♪♪

468
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:35,507
No! The baltimo
is what's hurting you!

469
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,243
Use reason!
Think about it!

470
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,644
[ groaning ]

471
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,513
[ warbling ]

472
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,981
Don't bother.

473
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,250
You guys already
filled the hole in me --

474
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,052
The metaphorical one.

475
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,319
You were my team.

476
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,454
[ groans ]

477
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,057
[ voice breaking ]
not the old lady.

478
00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:00,199
[ warbling ]

479
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:03,334
[ whooshing ]

480
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:13,212
♪♪

481
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:16,081
It's done.

482
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,685
[ alarm blaring ]

483
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,687
Turns out it's not.

484
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,890
Aah!
It's gonna blow!

485
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,526
The dam,
not his [bleep]

486
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,564
[ dam rumbling ]
[ groaning ]

487
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,299
Aah! Aah!

488
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,703
Bird team, go!

489
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:40,305
[ warbling ]

490
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,307
♪♪

491
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,243
[ groaning ]

492
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:50,049
[ rumbling stops ]

493
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,584
It's done.

494
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,519
[ rumbling ]

495
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,655
There are still people
in the mines!

496
00:20:56,657 --> 00:20:59,625
[ scoffs ]
fine, I'll go.

497
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:04,463
♪♪

498
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:06,531
Hell of a golf shot.

499
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,468
♪♪

500
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,937
Does she scare you
just a tiny bit?

501
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,338
Together: Who, her? Yes.

502
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,341
Man: Even though we weren't
saved from total destruction,

503
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,410
Thankfully, birdgirl and her
friends have generously offered

504
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,947
To relocate everyone
while they rebuild sebben town

505
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:24,215
Exactly as it was,
but way better.

506
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,485
We have?
Eh, that may have been me...

507
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,219
On behalf of the team.

508
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,889
I speak for
judy ken sebben

509
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:34,426
When I say it's a new day
at sebben & sebben.

510
00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:37,028
She will atone for the sins
of her father

511
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,363
And clean up this mess...

512
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,699
While not admitting guilt.
[ laughs ] whoa!

513
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:43,669
A little baltimo's still
in there, huh, jude?

514
00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:53,178
[ rattling, creaking ]

515
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,981
[ crashes ]

516
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,582
Welcome to the nest.

517
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,718
This is just a little something
I threw together

518
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,321
When I was
a little too into us.

519
00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:05,524
[ chuckles ]
yuck, right?

520
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:07,192
I hate this height.

521
00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,661
Woman: [ rapping ] ♪ who is
the girl that saves the world? ♪

522
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,062
♪ hey! Birdgirl! ♪

523
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,798
♪ wings of fire,
unique like pearls ♪

524
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,133
♪ hey! Birdgirl! ♪

525
00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:15,801
♪ who's the one
they can't defeat? ♪

526
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,936
♪ hey! Birdgirl! ♪

527
00:22:17,938 --> 00:22:19,404
♪ ultra fierce and so unique ♪

528
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,606
♪ hey! Birdgirl! ♪

529
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,343
♪ birdgirl! Hey! Hey! ♪