1 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:10,836 For you. 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,142 [ Gasps ] What's this?! 3 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,641 Just a little something to commemorate 4 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,450 your first week as C.E.O. 5 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:16,712 Aww. 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,715 Okay. I'm not a tube of toothpaste. 7 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,151 Mer, I can't believe it! 8 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,240 I thought this was buried with Daddy! 9 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:26,156 It was.[ Gasps ] Gross. 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,680 I love it! Thank you! 11 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,292 [ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ] 12 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,076 Neodymium, a rare-earth magnet. 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,035 - People will be impressed. - How impressed? 14 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,862 Uh, I mean, you know... 15 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,226 [ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ] 16 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,778 So, ready to do this? 17 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,452 Our first time paying the employees together? 18 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,956 I daresay I've never been readier. 19 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,002 It's payday, bitch! 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,091 [ Gasps ] I was talking to myself. 21 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,441 I wasn't calling you a... Payday! 22 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,574 Payday! 23 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,056 - Hup! - Hey, go! Whoop! 24 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,492 - Hyah! - Hoop! 25 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:58,971 -Hup! -Whoop! -Next! -Hey! 26 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,190 Whoo! Hup! 27 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,452 Whoa-dee-oh-dee oh-dee-oh! 28 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:02,888 Yabada-doo-boo-boo! 29 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,542 - Whoo! - Shake. 30 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,153 You got to be [bleep] kiddin' me. 31 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,068 I'm a senior executive at this company. 32 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,287 It's organic venison. 33 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,202 Aw, God damn it. 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,990 [ Electricity crackling ] 35 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,253 [ Calypsis groaning ] 36 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,645 [ Splat ] 37 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,014 [ Sarcastically ] Oh, good, Brian's back. 38 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,431 [ Breathing heavily ] 39 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,955 I saw things inside those toilet pipes, Judy... 40 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:29,437 horrific things, wonderful things. 41 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,786 Good thing I had the GoPro. 42 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,440 [ Music plays ][ Electricity crackles ] 43 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,181 Your pen zapped my Pro! 44 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:37,184 And you only worked half a week, so giddyup. 45 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,554 [ Rapping ] Who's the girl that saves the world? 46 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,145 Hey! 47 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,949 [ Rapping ] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 48 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,496 Birdgirl! 49 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:50,545 Oh, something else to sign. 50 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:51,850 I'll make space right here. 51 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,765 Nah, I can sign that one solo. 52 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:56,028 But if you have to sign everything I sign, 53 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,074 why don't I have to sign everything you sign? 54 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,294 I'm your backup so you don't make any mistakes. 55 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:01,617 Well, what if you make a mistake? 56 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,035 Why don't you need backup? 57 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:04,341 [ Chuckling ] Sorry. 58 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:08,693 [ Laughing ] 59 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,173 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 60 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,349 [ Clears throat ] I'm a mindtaker. 61 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,177 I don't make mistakes. 62 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:18,138 And you're ...dy, so you're always ...dy-ing. 63 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,419 What the [bleep] does that mean?! 64 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,706 [ Chuckles ] Am I sensing some anger? 65 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,968 No anger. 66 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,709 [ Electricity crackles ][ Clang ] 67 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,537 Nope. None. Not one bit. 68 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,061 [ Chuckling ] Hey, guys. 69 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:33,457 As fourth-wave feminists, how about we support each other, 70 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:37,113 and commemorate said support by signing this important 71 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,680 financial document, right here? 72 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,029 He's right. 73 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:41,900 And as a woman who supports other women, 74 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:45,121 I'd like to empower Judy to chill the [bleep] out. 75 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,428 And I want to be a fierce advocate of Meredith 76 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,907 getting off my jock. 77 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,213 Man: Stop fighting! 78 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,693 Both: We're not fighting! 79 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:55,218 And since we're not, maybe I'll let you not cool down 80 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:59,222 while I take some not space to read that New Yorker article 81 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,963 about a giant earthquake that's going to... 82 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:04,227 [clears throat]... decimate the Pacific Northwest, or whatever. 83 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,925 If I'm late on my court-ordered restitution payments, I don't... 84 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:09,972 - Everyone out, now! - Yep. 85 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,670 [ Basket contents rattling ] 86 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,237 What is that? 87 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:17,022 It's a congrats gift from some dude... another C.E.O. 88 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,589 I wonder how he does it. 89 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,678 I bet he starts at the "C." 90 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,466 Um, can I get you something... some hot tea... 91 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:29,121 English breakfast, chamomile, neem, oolong, po cha. 92 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,950 Oh, whatever you think is best, Gillian. 93 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:34,257 Really and truly? 94 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,867 Whatever I think is... 95 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,783 What? 96 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,916 ...best? 97 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,570 Can you leave now? 98 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,180 Whatever I think is best. 99 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,442 [ Gasps ] 100 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,270 Best. Best. Hmm. 101 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:52,014 Best. Best... B-E-S-T, best. 102 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:56,279 Best. Best. 103 00:03:56,323 --> 00:04:00,327 Ugh, I can't believe Meredith, thinking I need her help! 104 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,589 Ugh! 105 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:02,894 Everyone needs help. 106 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,679 - Aah! - Whee! 107 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,335 What are you? 108 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,901 I'm Share Bear. 109 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,252 [ Electronic music plays ] 110 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,558 It all spins. 111 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:18,432 Will you be my Share Mate, Judy? 112 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:21,696 I cast you down to the flames of... 113 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,001 No! 114 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,568 Let me explain. 115 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,049 I'm Share Bear, your personal Thera-Bear. 116 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,486 I can help you with your problems. 117 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,227 I'm listening. 118 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,839 It sounds like you're fighting with your best friend. 119 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,363 Tickle me for "yes." 120 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,321 Ugh, Meredith. Yes. 121 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,715 You got to tickle me.[ Scoffs ] 122 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,107 [ Laughs ] 123 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,066 Meredith thinks she's supporting you. 124 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,503 No, she thinks I can't do my job without her. 125 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:51,552 It sounds like you're creating a... victim narrative. 126 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,032 You're right. I am a victim. 127 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,817 That's not really what I meant. 128 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,036 That's okay, because that's what I heard. 129 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,691 Four internal microphones, visual data processing. 130 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:01,997 Impressive. 131 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,259 [ Buzzer ] Whee! 132 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,521 Gillian! 133 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:06,871 Can you get me Etan Delvay? 134 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,917 Ugh! Where is she? 135 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:15,358 [ Soft music plays ] 136 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,317 Gillian: You're the best. I'm the best. 137 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,796 I'll show her. 138 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,407 Where's the buzzer? 139 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:27,675 [ Singing in Japanese ] 140 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,468 - Judy? - Aah! 141 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,904 Nice to meet you. 142 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,866 I... like your office. 143 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,955 Very... minimal. 144 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,870 It's not real. 145 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,132 [ Beep ] 146 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,438 [ Crowd cheers ] 147 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,048 Ow! 148 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,615 That felt really real. 149 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:58,270 Then it was... to you. 150 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,576 [ Electricity crackles ] 151 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,535 I'm real. The stapler isn't. 152 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,406 [ Whistle blows ] 153 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,668 Am I real? 154 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,017 [ Whistle blows ] Ow! 155 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,324 You're being held back by your company. 156 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,153 Not by my company, by Meredith. Ugh. 157 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,502 I was like you once. 158 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,852 Everything was built to say "no" to me. 159 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,288 So I chucked it all, 160 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,378 and it's been one big "yes" ever since. 161 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,162 Tickle me for "yes." 162 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,772 [ Laughs ] 163 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,906 Share Bear brings affordable mental healthcare to all. 164 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,995 It listens, learns, 165 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,824 and gives the most optimal feedback it can, 166 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,348 all while keeping your information private 167 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,697 and stored locally. 168 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,396 Your secrets are in my tummy. 169 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:37,614 [ Laughs ] 170 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,312 Judy, our job is to take big swings, 171 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,880 and we start with Share Bear. 172 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:47,581 It's not too late to be the you you dream about. 173 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,017 - "We"? - Yes. 174 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,627 Because the one thing I don't have is... 175 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,237 Factories? 176 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:55,284 ...hundreds of disgruntled, miserable employees 177 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,025 to test the Share Bears on. 178 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,506 Oh, my God, I've got so many of those! 179 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,508 Together, we'll put mental healthcare 180 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,510 within arm's reach of everyone. 181 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,163 Is this the power input? 182 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,774 That's my poo chute. 183 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,602 [ Laughs ] 184 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,779 Etan: For years, I struggled with social anxiety. 185 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,389 I stayed shut in. 186 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,522 I only connected to the world through computers. 187 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,784 Hmm. 188 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,109 Nobody told me there was a meeting. 189 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,961 I called it, as C.E.O. 190 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,485 Well, isn't that great for you. 191 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:26,576 The thought of getting up in front of all of you... 192 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,186 You've got this. 193 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,233 Yes. And that's why I devoted my life 194 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,409 to making Share Bear a reality. 195 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,846 [ Theme music plays ] 196 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,500 [ Laughing ] 197 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,198 Judy, you can't jump into an investment like this. 198 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,872 We don't know anything about the tech world, 199 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,332 or mental health, or... 200 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,594 Share Bear... this guy. 201 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,074 [ Laughing ] 202 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,119 She's got a point. We're an old-school company. 203 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:52,123 We make practical things... coal, potash, porn... 204 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,821 things people can touch. 205 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:57,912 So, it's not porn, but it is exactly the kind of business 206 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,653 we should be in. 207 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:03,047 Etan is a decent, albeit odd, man who's devoted his life 208 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,745 to bringing goodness to the world, 209 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,573 and we can be a part of that dream. 210 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,488 [ Laughs ] 211 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,857 I'm so confident in this deal, I'll stake my reputation on it. 212 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,361 [ Chuckles ] 213 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,319 Yeah, uh, we'll need a little more than that 214 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,278 for the display case, Judy. 215 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,236 You can't put that in a bowl. 216 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,892 We're so confident, Judy will stake 20% of her stock 217 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,241 in Sebben & Sebben on it. 218 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,678 Uh, I will? [ Chuckles nervously ] 219 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:28,290 Wait. Jude, let's talk about this. 220 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,857 Deal![ Sighing ] Oh. 221 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,728 Damn, I love a good bet. 222 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,967 I'm legally obligated to tell you, if this goes to [bleep], 223 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,210 you forfeit the stock. 224 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,516 Sign right there. 225 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,561 Oh, my, only one signature needed. 226 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,998 We'll hold your stock as collateral... 227 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:45,481 ri-i-i-ght... 228 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,352 over here. 229 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:54,838 [ Singing softly in Japanese ] 230 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,884 Psst. Um, hi. Sorry. 231 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,755 I don't want to interrupt the process. 232 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:02,150 Um, just, like, ballpark, when do you think I'll be able 233 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,630 to hit the road? 234 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,983 [ Train horn blows ] 235 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,593 Jude, slow down. 236 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,421 Let's talk about this. 237 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,728 Don't you think it's a little weird Etan completely spoke 238 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,207 for you at that meeting? 239 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,340 And you're worried because that's your job? 240 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,560 Whoo! Burn! 241 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,823 Even a Thera-Bear loves a good burn. 242 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,434 You know the board's holding 20% of your stock. 243 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,131 If this tanks, you lose it, 244 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,743 and they can overrule you on all your decisions. 245 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,310 It's super easy to judge when you're second in command, 246 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,051 but my name's on this company. 247 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,400 I made a decision. 248 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,663 Ow! 249 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,968 [ Share Bears laughing ] 250 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,927 Mer, as Birdgirl, I've been trying to save 251 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,581 the world one person at a time. 252 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,018 But as C.E.O., I have a shot 253 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:47,021 at improving the lives of millions of people. 254 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,805 Can't we be post-not-fighting? 255 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:52,200 Yes, we can't... not... totally. 256 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,549 You're wrong about Etan. 257 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,985 You'll see at the launch party. 258 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:57,466 Sorry, you already planned a launch party? 259 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,511 I still sense tension. 260 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,644 How did your families communicate anger? 261 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,472 Both: Shut up, Share Bear. 262 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,217 Etan: When I first met Judy, I thought this partnership 263 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,133 was too good to be true, because Sebben & Sebben 264 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:16,398 has the highest suicide rate of all Fortune 1,000 companies. 265 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,095 Man: Where's our paychecks?! 266 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:22,404 All this beautiful pent-up rage makes Sebben & Sebben 267 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:26,234 the perfect launch pad for a revolutionary new product. 268 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,759 [Sing-songy] Behold, the first Share Bear. 269 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,370 - Yeah! - [ Laughs ] 270 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,764 Anyway, the Share Bear! 271 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:41,858 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 272 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,034 Sure, I've been fortunate. 273 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,384 Brian: Always had a job with constant promotions 274 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,169 and a benefits package. 275 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,693 Things just always seem to work out for me. 276 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,522 Maybe because I'm such a good person. 277 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,786 That's very good, Brian, but it sounds like 278 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,527 you're holding something back. 279 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,269 Nothing gets past you, does it, ya helpful bastard? 280 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,315 I'll give you 5 openness points. 281 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,666 5?! Okay! 282 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,450 I murdered Scot with one "T." 283 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,060 I can't eat or sleep. 284 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,714 My golf game's gone to [bleep]! 285 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,326 Confessing to the authorities is a good first step. 286 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,695 [ Chuckling ] Look at this little guy. 287 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,112 He even has a sense of humor. 288 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,809 Don't ever joke about that. 289 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,725 I will gut you from stem to stern. 290 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,007 That... That's your stern, right? 291 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,728 That's my bum button. 292 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,990 [ Laughs ] 293 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,513 It's weird. 294 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,361 Partly, I'm worried about my unsigned paycheck, 295 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,953 but I guess what I'm really afraid of is money defining me. 296 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,606 [ Chuckling ] 297 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,827 Listen to me, going on and on and on about myself. 298 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,524 How are you doing? 299 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,743 Oh. 300 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,485 Nobody's ever asked me that. 301 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,748 W-W-W-What?! 302 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,011 You have never shared? 303 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,665 But you're a Share Bear. 304 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,886 [ Gasps ] I volunteer to eat your pain. 305 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,931 Can you back up a tad? 306 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:58,152 You're in my personal space 307 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,414 Am I? 308 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,242 Or do you want to go to that place? 309 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,418 Do you want to go past the scary, past the ugly, 310 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,202 behind the convenience store, 311 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,770 Mom left you in a running car while she went on a date? 312 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,163 Share with me. 313 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,860 [ Beeping ] 314 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,384 Share with me. S-S-Share. 315 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,777 [ Pop ] 316 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,039 [ Thud ] 317 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,606 [ Indistinct conversations ] 318 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:21,349 Don't let another author tell your story, Jessica. 319 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:25,179 Oh, everyone is loving these little [bleep]. 320 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,746 Share Bear: Tell me about your father. 321 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,835 Morale's never been better. 322 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,141 I am so proud of you, Jude. 323 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,447 Thanks, Chaz. 324 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,797 See, Mer, Ete is a genius. 325 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,712 That's not short for Etan, is it? 326 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,931 See he's a genius. 327 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:41,717 Ugh. He sure is... something. 328 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,979 Wednesday fritters! 329 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,155 And the fritters are amazing! 330 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,549 You've got to get on board with this bear thing. 331 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,986 But it means overcoming years of my natural inclination 332 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,379 to [bleep] on things. 333 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,121 That's called coprophilia. 334 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,513 I can help. 335 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,820 Etan just seems too good to be true. 336 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,868 [ Laughs ] 337 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,217 Why don't you just find out. 338 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,609 Invite him out to a nice lunch, 339 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,394 and then, when nobody's looking, 340 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,832 take a little stroll through his brainpan to see if he's legit. 341 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,138 Bwee-yoop. 342 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,443 It's not "bwee-yoop." 343 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,228 It's... Oh, forget it. 344 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,404 Aw, Thursday is fritters day. 345 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,060 I'd like a wine spritzer. 346 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,888 Nothing for the bear. He's driving. 347 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,238 [ Laughs ] 348 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,717 [ Mindtake dial beeping ] 349 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,545 Mind if I take a look around? 350 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,504 I live my life as a "yes." 351 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,766 [ Chuckling ] Oh. 352 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,855 I'm gonna enjoy this. 353 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,161 [ Beep ] 354 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,381 [ Scatting ] 355 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,689 We're a shoeless household. 356 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,560 Judy may trust you, but I don't, 357 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,085 so I'm nosing around for the real dirt. 358 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,782 Relax. 359 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,021 It'll feel like you're inside of a grilled-cheese sandwich. 360 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,569 Bwee-oop! 361 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,136 [ Snoring ] 362 00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:04,234 Let's see what you're hiding up in that piece, Mr. Delvay. 363 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,715 Nope. Nope. Nope. 364 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,673 My God, does he never leave his apartment? 365 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,113 Wait a second. 366 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,768 Yep. 367 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,075 Yes. I knew it. 368 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,426 Now, how to show Judy all this? 369 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,822 Totally uncrackable. 370 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,869 The only way to access the info is, head turn right, arm, knee, 371 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,088 bend elbow, grab, shake around, thumb up hoo-hah. 372 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,743 [ Singing ] Caring, shar... [ Tape rewinding ] 373 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,702 Etan: Yes, Dog With Bucket Hat, I've sent the wire transfer, 374 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,009 so you can move that 20% of Judy's stock 375 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,315 right over to my account. 376 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,882 I [bleep] knew it. 377 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,884 He's plotting to take over the company. 378 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,711 Got to get that dude's bear. 379 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:56,852 [ Singing in Japanese ] 380 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,382 Yes. 381 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,732 A million times, yes. 382 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:12,259 Y-e-s. Y-e-s. [ Chuckles ] 383 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,088 [ Train horn blows ] 384 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,006 Etan: Hmm. 385 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,188 Bear goes on the belt. 386 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,936 [ Imitates beeping ] 387 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,507 You're free to go. 388 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,466 [ Chuckles ] 389 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,858 He's gone. 390 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,271 I don't even know why you wanted his bear. 391 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,297 They're trash. I've broken, like, 10. 392 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,082 [ Sighs ] I don't really give a [bleep], Paul. 393 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,345 Let's see if this gets you to talk. 394 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,261 Head turn, right arm, knee bend, elbow grab, 395 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,698 shake it 'round, thumb up hoo-hah. 396 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,613 Share... 397 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,765 Yes, Dog With Bucket Hat, I've sent the wire transfer... 398 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,008 Bingo. 399 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,227 ...of Judy's stock right... 400 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750 [ Tape rewinding ] 401 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,708 [ Singing ] Sharing. All bears share. 402 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,667 What the hell did I do? 403 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,582 Sharing... 404 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,299 Paul: So, how are you? And I don't mean that as a platitude. 405 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,368 Okay, is that what I sound like? 406 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,674 Gross. 407 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197 [ Singing ] All bears share. 408 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,720 Sharing. 409 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,679 - [ Singing ] Sharing. - [ Singing ] Sharing. 410 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,116 But I never make mistakes. 411 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,988 [ Singing ] Sharing.[ Tape rewinding ] 412 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:34,254 So, there's this guy Dave who's so bland and soft and milky. 413 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,954 I have this creepy fantasy he actually shows up in my office 414 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,348 in espadrilles and a welding mask. 415 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,176 Aaah! 416 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,221 I'm not quite sure where this goes. 417 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:49,791 You leave my office, and I pretend this never happened. 418 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,184 What are espadrilles? 419 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,968 [ Singing ] Sharing...[ Tape rewinding ] 420 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,711 [ Judy singing ] 421 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,801 People have told me I have a good voice. 422 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,107 What people? 423 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,499 [ Clatter ] 424 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,023 Guys, we all have them. Lance has one. 425 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,763 Lance, buddy, tell them. Tell them! 426 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,200 What's wrong with lipstick, huh? 427 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:10,464 Guys. Guys! Don't leave while it's weird! 428 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:14,555 [ Soft music plays ] 429 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,166 [ Cellphone chimes ] 430 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,517 Dismiss. 431 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,476 Brian: My golf game's gone to [bleep] 432 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,671 I've been anonymously sending his family all my loose change, 433 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,654 but even that hasn't helped. 434 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,831 I could see Scot with one T's life force draining from him. 435 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,746 The more he pleaded with me... 436 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,052 [ Clatter ] 437 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,357 ...the more I hated him. 438 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,619 [ Indistinct shouting ] 439 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,317 I don't know what's wrong! 440 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,883 What's wrong? 441 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,886 I staked my reputation on you and your bears, 442 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,236 and now, both are worthless. 443 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,803 Jude, I got his bear to talk. 444 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,242 Etan: You can move that 20% of Judy's stock right over to my account. 445 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,200 He tricked you into signing over your stock 446 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,811 so he could wrest control of Sebben & Sebben from you. 447 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,204 How could you?! 448 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,859 How did you crack my bear? 449 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,774 What did they do to you, baby boy? 450 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,776 You know the thing... elbow grab, 451 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,256 shake it 'round, thumb up ass. 452 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,606 You overrode their data-encryption settings! 453 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,173 This is your fault! 454 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,263 How about we all take it down a notch? 455 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,005 And later, we will be revisiting you stealing 20% of my stock. 456 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,138 It's really not what it seems, Judy. 457 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,053 I really trusted you, you know? 458 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,534 You and me, changing the world. 459 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,666 Brian, you're lurking. 460 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,581 I know you invented the Share Bear, 461 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,193 and on behalf of everyone at Sebben & Sebben, 462 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,020 I'd just like to say... 463 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,718 jump. 464 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,328 [ Indistinct shouting ] 465 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,895 [ Shouting stops ] 466 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,288 [ Indistinct shouting resumes ] 467 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,116 I don't know about you people, 468 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683 but I told my bear some dark [bleep]. 469 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,686 And what do Share Bears do? 470 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,298 They share... with the world! 471 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,647 Man: Yeah! 472 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,866 [ Clears throat ] 473 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,261 They'll leave the building, and everyone will know our secrets. 474 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,656 [ Indistinct shouting ] 475 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,701 Brian: Thanks, broom guy. 476 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,269 No bear shall pass that threshold! 477 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,531 - Yeah! - Whoo! 478 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,620 Uh, except him. 479 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,188 Hey, Dave, can you go get your Goddamn bear? 480 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,537 I'm gonna be the bigger person, 481 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,192 and say this isn't all your fault. 482 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,239 Another way of putting that is...? 483 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,589 It's not your fault at all. 484 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,591 I was just trying to protect you. 485 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201 I don't need it, Mer. 486 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,335 I blew my shares, but at least it was my decision. 487 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,640 You're right. 488 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,468 I know your name's on the company. 489 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:29,342 And you know I support you no matter what. 490 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,995 Toothpaste. 491 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,388 [ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ] 492 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,174 Why are we stuck togeth... oh, magnetic pen. 493 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,176 You wear underwire bras, too? [ Gasps ] 494 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,394 Have you been to Jeanette's? 495 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,353 Where the alphabet starts at "D." 496 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,615 Ugh! 497 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,920 [ Electricity crackles ] 498 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,183 [ Share Bear laughs ] 499 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,663 Mer, get the Birdteam. 500 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,969 Aah! 501 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,492 It's not that bad. 502 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:50,972 Really. 503 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:58,414 [ Soft music plays ] 504 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,085 Hey, guys. 505 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,435 It's me, Meredith, in y'all's head! 506 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,263 Bwee-yoop, mother[bleep]. 507 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,570 Paul, you round them up, and drive them towards Charlie. 508 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,702 Charlie, you trap them in the front entrance. 509 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,835 Birdcat, guard the flank, and make sure none of them 510 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,140 get out the side door. 511 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446 Birdteam, go! 512 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,274 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 513 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,145 Come on, little ones. 514 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,800 Come to Daddy Bear. 515 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,586 [ Share Bears laughing ] 516 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,283 Neodymium, go! 517 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,067 Meredith: You don't have to tell it to go. 518 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,027 I like saying "go." 519 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,289 [ Grunting ] 520 00:20:47,333 --> 00:21:01,912 ♪ 521 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,392 [ Crowd gasps ] 522 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,829 [ Crowd screaming ] 523 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,231 Rent! Yes! 524 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,711 [ Inhales deeply ] 525 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,453 Before I go, I'd like to propose direct deposit. 526 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,976 Next! 527 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:30,201 [ Soft music plays ] 528 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,421 Huh. I thought I said "coffee." 529 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,771 Coffee. [ Sighs ] 530 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,121 I see, coffee. [ Chuckles ] 531 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,732 [ Basket contents rattling ] 532 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,561 Who sent the congrats gift? 533 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:45,565 Etan: "Dearest Judy, you're the only one who ever believed in me... 534 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,611 so much that you risked 20% of your company. 535 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,310 I bought your stock just to give it back to you. 536 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,095 Friends forever, Etan." 537 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,358 Um, gulp. 538 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,448 [ Monitoring beeping ] 539 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:02,364 I'm coming for you. 540 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:06,542 I'm coming for you, Judy-y! 541 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,172 [ Rapping ] Who is the girl that saves the world? 542 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,980 Hey! Birdgirl! 543 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,417 Wings of fire, you need that girl. 544 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,288 Hey! Birdgirl! 545 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,768 Who's the one they came to see? 546 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,683 Hey! Birdgirl! 547 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,206 Oh, this is so unique. 548 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,730 Hey! Birdgirl! 549 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,516 Birdgirl! Hey! 550 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,213 [ Imitating fanfare ] 551 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:32,873 Announcer: Made in Georgia.