Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Sorry. - Hello Rosenborg!
Damn!
Bend over, Trondheim. I'll take you from behind.
- Hello. - Hello. You?
- Innherredsodd or Inderøysodd? - I brought some work home.
It's just a small paint job. It is quickly done.
- A nice evening activity. - I know of a job we can do as a team.
Funny. This is one of the best I have done. Look at the details.
Another gnome. Inderøysodd or Innherredsodd?
- So the shelf fell down again? - I'll take it tomorrow.
- I don't know the difference between a gnome and a goblin. - I've said it a thousand times before.
Det er jo ett stikkord: Kinnben og hake.
Isn't it nice?
- Are you taking the shelf tomorrow? - Yes.
You, come here.
That's how it goes.
Happy birthday to you.
“American people, I did not have intercourse with this woman."
- Did you like it? Was I sexy? - I don't hear. Speak into the microphone.
- Is it wireless? - What you wore.
- Is it Marilyn you want tonight? - Shouldn't there be anything new?
- Welcome to the Bay of Pigs. - President, you're not going to liquidate me?
- Huh? What are you talking about? - Wasn't Marilyn liquidated?
Don't talk sensually about liquidation. Assassination is mostly not sexy.
I just thought of something new.
Give me ten minutes and you'll stay the opposite. Namely "dick wide".
No, you, screw that Santa.
Gratulerer med dagen, for eksempel. Six years.
Congratulations. Time flies fast when one is in stable.
Come on, Ulf.
Congratulations.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Have you put on weight, haven't you? - And you say that?
- Relax. Here there is a hidden "sex pack". - Six pack.
I ordered sod. Not so romantic, but that's how it turned out.
- Inherited? - Inderøy.
You know I can't stand it. I can take the TV into the toilet.
- Have a glass of milk before you eat. - Milk is for infants and calves.
What do you want to do on your sixth birthday?
No. No, no.
Okay, the art can wait.
- Beer? - Yes.
For six years.
Congratulations on over 2000 days, even more so with leap years.
- Then we'll be a bit breezy together. - It's been a long time since we've been together.
- Together. - It has been a long time since we were together.
I have not brought a present.
After all, we have automatic drafts for anniversaries and birthdays.
Congratulations, you have NOK 500 in your account.
The soot is here.
- Good evening. - It's you, right.
Do we know each other?
Don't you play football? Torvald Reginussen.
- The Reginius, yes. - Celebrity.
- I've locked myself out, you have to help me. - Locked you...?
- Is there anyone else at home? Should I call? - No, can I come over to you?
- It's cold, I'm freezing. - You should have put on more clothes.
Can't you help me? It is your duty. Damsel in distress, and all that.
Maybe I can climb over?
It's way down.
As long as you don't fall down, it should go well.
- Okay. - It's probably best if I close my eyes.
You should keep your eyes open.
- Imagine if I fall and break my back. - No, focus on the footing.
Come on again. Footed, yes. Precisely. Okay.
There, and then… Oh my god, so good.
Oh! We are tearing down the entire veranda.
- Hello, there. Muscles. - Yes. Boobs.
Okay, like that. Thank you very much. Yes, you just have to walk in.
Thanks for the food.
Uh... Yeah...
- Is that how it has turned out? - Soot is no aphrodisiac for me.
We haven't had sex in two months, and last time you fell asleep in the middle.
- We don't do anything social anymore either. - We are the only ones without children.
Eddy and Karianne have had twins. Wasim and Husma have all one.
Completely isolated, we have no contact with them. Byåsen does something with people.
Should we have kids? Is that what you say?
- Do you want it? - Do you want to?
We break free. We do something crazy together.
Huh?
No, I don't think so.
You, we're doing something wild together.
- Something crazy. Huh? - No.
Okay.
Then we have to find another alternative.
- Was it your mother again? - Yes.
I need signatures for my grant. I'll call her tomorrow.
I have an idea that could brighten up the evening.
- Is it better than liquidation? - Don't talk about it.
It's my birthday today.
- Then the birthday child decides. - Maybe.
I've been thinking about where we are in life.
- We are not pure young anymore. - At least not you.
- But am I right? - Yes, to that extent.
Did I understand you correctly, then you will marry me.
- Are you proposing? - With time.
- And then you want children. - Two children. Orlando and Liv.
When we are married and have children, they are going to take up all the time.
At first they are like retarded pets. At least animals find the food dish.
A baby must be squeezed into a teat. It has no sense of direction.
We are captivated by the children for many years.
When they leave home as 30-year-olds, are we old
We should break free while it's just the two of us.
I want a blowout tonight and take it all out on my birthday.
I want to do something crazy.
Is there anything dangerous, since you look so happy?
It's exciting, sensual and trust-inspiring.
- I don't know what to say. - Look me in the eyes and repeat after me.
Uh...
- Do I have to say "eh"? - Yes, "eh".
- Uh... - ...will...
- ...that... - ...that... we...
- ...will... try... - ...try...
- ...partner... - ...exchange.
Swinging. There are many who do at our age.
- What if they are ugly? - Stop. You can withdraw at any time.
How to do it? In the same room?
- Are you stepping on the beat? - Cut out.
- Can you be voted out? - Relax! Be a little adventurous.
I never thought along those lines. Jeg så meg selv som et one-woman show.
- I'm a little stressed. - What are you thinking now?
It's exciting. I have more sex with your gnomes than you.
- I can't have sex with someone else. - You can't do it with me either.
It can happen that she's gorgeous, and he's ugly.
Maybe she turns women on and he on men?
What? You're straight, right?
- Maybe I haven't met the right lady? - Now I'm sweating.
- Do you light it? - Turns off, really.
I'm just teasing you.
Like that.
Then we have a profile.
If you don't like them, we'll turn the door around.
I am shocked. I thought it was the two of us.
That's why we team up, the holy "two-oneness". Hashtag "WeToo".
Diseases, then? What if they have raging gonorrhea?
- I can use a double condom. - This is getting too stupid.
Come on! Carpe diem, YOLO. Ballene mine er i ditt hjørne.
- It's like adultery. - Not when we are in a team.
Then there is extended fidelity. We are confident in each other.
- You want to sleep with other women. - No, it's only sex.
- It's just a social activity. - Then we can play bowling.
It's my birthday! You caught me by the hand on that.
It went well.
- Aren't you going home? - No.
No.
- Vil du ha noe å drikke? - Yes, thank you.
- Can I borrow the blanket? - Yes, just let loose.
- It was probably cold on the terrace. - Freezing.
Maybe you had too few clothes?
- What kind of red wine is it? - Red wine.
- You don't have whiskey, do you? - I have Bowmore, but it's Scotch.
- It's the same. - Is it the same for you?
Then you will get what you want. "Bowmore 15 Years".
Er, be careful. This is booze, right?
Do you want orange juice to mix with, then you can have it.
- Okay. You may not like juice. - I need another one.
- One more? - Yes.
Take it.
You don't need to drink so fast.
- You are a narcissist. - Me? I offer you marriage and children.
Do I feel like it? I sacrifice myself for you.
Rim-Tim-Tim, former national celebrity and all.
It's my birthday. Does it mean nothing to you?
Right. I do it.
On one condition: You finance online store for my swimsuit collection.
You are amazing. Liv and Orlando get the best mora in Trøndelag.
You owe me big time for this.
No problem. It is not the first time with a provost...
It's not the first time I have been with a priest.
- Look, here are a couple. "Freelynt"... - Hippies.
- "Seeking like-minded people." - Desperate.
my god we sit and have a good time.
You kill the sexual playfulness with sour stomach querulation.
Ok, I'll try to be positive, maybe HIV positive.
Look, here's a couple. "Six months of experience."
"Looking for a couple for an erotic evening."
- And... "It must be playful." - Playful, yes.
I'm calling.
They don't take it.
- Why didn't you take it? - It's not my phone.
Yes, but then I'll have another beer. You want, right?
Or something stronger.
- I don't understand why they didn't take it. - It's not easy with orgies.
what are you doing Are you calling back?
Yes, my strength is persistence and afford large phone bills.
- Hello? - Hello, you called me.
I called because that personal ad on the website.
Maybe you understand what I mean?
- Maybe. - I wonder if you and your wife...
Ulf-André! come here you must bring this with you.
Do you have plans for the evening?
- My plans are your plans. - It is good planning.
This can lead to a good "plan location". So what do you suggest?
What do we suggest?
This is new for us, we've never done it before.
Eh... We're damsels in distress.
So I'm wondering if you could give us some introduction?
- Introduction? - Yes.
Introduction regarding entry and exit.
I like the way you say it. Introduction.
Do you? Introduction?
Ok, you got me hooked there.
Take out the vaseline and potato flour. Wet should become dry.
And dry must become wet. Send address.
Okay.
Let's get ready to rumble.
They are beginners and want an introduction. Do you know what that means?
Power. We have the power. You can do whatever you want, Solveig.
- Then it will be a short evening. - No, when you get going, you're unstoppable.
But I owe you for this. You will get an online store and call on your finger.
And then I can take Viagra.
- I'm not sure about this, Veronika. - We cannot withdraw now.
Are you going to dander? Put star on top.
We can go in circles around you and sing "O Christmas with your sheath".
And you, then? Have you showered and put on deodorant?
I showered this morning and didn't sweat. Deodorant only hides the animal smell.
- I intend to release the wild animal. - You smell like a barn.
- Some like it too. - Cows, yes. Wear aftershave.
- Personality is attractive, not smell. - Oh, come on.
Take action!
See here. Water. I'll take one too, so we can share this.
- Are you busy? I can go. - No, then.
I have gone more times than I have come.
I was supposed to meet a fellow, and nothing came of it.
He is guaranteed to be with the girl, which he promised to depart from.
I just got a message: "There won't be anything tonight."
"Put the keys in the mailbox. See you at the next pool. LOL."
Isn't that psychopathic to have a snap lock on the balcony door?
- Not if it's a burglar. - I'm not.
I had dressed like that and just had to draw air on the balcony.
Bam! Locked out. Fuck my life.
- What's your name, then? - Irene.
- Torvald here. - I knew that.
Yes, that... You did.
Come up with a name. We must have cover names, otherwise they recognize me from TV.
- Seriously? - Solveig...
- Erna. - Erna.
Rude. Just wait until you hear my name.
Brilliant...
- Don't you rent out apartments here? - The family owns the apartment building.
We must be discreet, sneaking around us with sinister intentions.
- You have sinister intentions. - No, we.
Ulf-André!
Hello? Yes, hi.
Fourth floor, on the left.
- Ulf-André? They are coming now. - Shut up, you.
I have to sit here and dump the rest of the soot.
Hello. Hello, hello. Come in.
- Yes... - Close the door again.
Aren't you he...?
- Veronica. - Fernando.
Fernando? Aren't you he Rim-Tim from that show?
Oh yes, it's such a cover name.
Yes, it's probably common in their industry.
- Erna. - Pleasant.
But then I'm not Veronika tonight.
Then I am... Anastasia.
And my husband, he Ulf-André, his name is... Christian!
Christian!
“You smell like a barn. Put on deodorant, you smell like a barn."
- Would you like slippers? It's freezing cold. - No thanks.
It's going well.
Then I have to ask you to take off your shoes.
- Maybe you also take off your shoes? - I have done it.
We have to take off our clothes.
- Did you hear, Erna? Off with your clothes. - No, the outerwear.
Maybe you can help me a little? Can't you hold them here?
No, it's going well.
- A very nice coat. - Thank you very much.
- Be so good. - Wolf!
No... Christian! You must come.
Hello.
Can we have a chat?
What happened now?
I look too good. He got performance anxiety.
Huh? My God.
- Are you one hundred percent sure? - One hundred and ten.
- You cannot compete against this. - No.
Okay.
- They look boring. - What? They're gorgeous.
- Soot. I'm sick to my stomach. - My God, you're full of shit.
- He has a much smaller penis than me. - No, he is taller.
Penis length has nothing to do with height. Hitler was 1.58 and had an enormous trunk.
Woman up! Sharpening, okay?
Sorry, just a little household talk.
- To the host. - To us? Thanks.
- Shall we move into the living room? The salon? - After you, darling.
"50 Shades of Grey" is only book with some substance.
It's the only one you've heard of.
Neimen, look at this one.
It looks like Chucky's grandfather.
- Just like at your mother's in the country. - Very funny.
Come on!
Yes...
Keep the bib on.
Yes, please sit down.
Like that.
- Is this you? - Yes, it's Ulf-André and friends.
Proper hunk. You looked pretty fit then.
See... How do you do with this one?
We can take the first introduction of the evening.
First you remove the armor.
Then you take a firm grip on the cork, as if it were the pope's penis.
Then comes the actual trick. Turn the bottle one and a half times around.
So you're a little lazy, and then you are ready for the release.
- It should not come with a bang. - No?
It is the Pope's first time, and moreover prohibited.
- So we have to be quiet. - Yes, hush.
That is why it is called the pope's virgin sigh.
The Pope is not a virgin. He has his own boys' choir.
- Such nice stones. - Do you think so?
- They almost match mine. - Are they that small?
They were bought on sale, I think. Nille.
- They were bought on sale in Nille, Erna. - Nille is absolutely fantastic.
Do you see it? She swallows everything.
How did you come up with this?
- I figured we should try. - He persuaded me.
- He is quite a determined man. - Yes.
It's like here, only in reverse.
I use to get what I want. Think about it for later.
- I will be persuaded. - Not always.
You didn't get to do what you wanted on TV2. They fired you.
- I have always wondered why. - Yes, me too.
Should we still call you Fernando?
Right, I have a familiar, charismatic face and can lay the cards on the table.
What kind of behavior does the man have?
I am a woodcutter and have specialized in garden gnomes.
- And trolls, as you probably see. - All this is my work.
It's fantastic. Garden gnomes?
I thought you guys were a cult or something.
I feared we would be sacrificed for god's sake, don't swing.
Toast.
- Did you go to school for that? - I studied medicine, but dropped out.
- So regrettable. - Yes, it's just to be sorry.
Do you earn more from gnome making? than to be a doctor?
It's a big market. I have several shipments to Northern Norway.
We don't make a lot of money from it, but we manage.
- Up north? - There is a larger environment for decorating the garden.
- Is it because they have snow all year round? - No.
- Are you a teacher? - How did you know that?
You exude knowledge dissemination. I am looking forward to being a student tonight.
I thought that you should give us an introduction.
Toast.
Hello.
Now we won't curl the pants or the penis.
Hello, hello.
I'm going to have a smoke, me.
I'll join, so you can get to know each other better.
Toast.
Settle down, Rim-Tim.
Ashtray.
The meat!
Fancy. I thought they were for old ladies and people with longboards.
You smoke old fashioned cigarettes.
- Regular smoker? - Yes.
I have switched more to e-cigs. I take care of my fitness.
Surely wise. Ordinary smoke is poor sperm production.
- So the sperm becomes almost useless? - Yes, listen to the goblin doctor.
Maybe I can get a sperm dödare?
- You are so beautiful. - Thank you.
The dress is full of champagne, but will surely leave anyway.
- So it was your lady who wanted this? - Quick, you.
- Do you have problems with sperm and... potency? - No, I don't have it.
Everything is good. Talk to your lady after a couple of days -
- when the worst orgasmic spasms has gone to bed.
Fantastic.
But...
- Between us, I pay dearly for the evening. - Didn't she want to?
She wants to, if she wants to online store and call on your finger.
- You are not married? - We are not poisoned yet.
You, tell me something.
I thought about: Is it something she likes?
Something I can do for that it will be good for everyone?
Treat her like a rag doll. Slap her on the ass and shout, "Kautokeino!"
Show her who's boss. I'm the boss, then.
You're just a substitute. A substitute elf!
Very nice this one. It is so durable.
- What turns Veronika on? - She will show you that herself.
Domina, just like Aunt Gudrun. I love it!
What's the deal with your name?
- Rhyme-Tim-Tim? - Yes.
In seventh grade we had poems at school. The theme was shoes.
I got deafening cheers and laughter 32 things to rhyme with "shoes".
Doesn't it have to do with English? "Rhyming", as in ass-licking?
Take good care of your suit. She tears it into small pieces.
- Don't try! - Now I'll take you! Oh!
Damn. Two-zero?
- Should have thought you were the football player. - I have three brothers.
That's good. Shoot, then!
- Yes! - Damn, that is.
I'm cold.
How did she manage to score there?
- I'm cold. - Freezing. You need to get socks.
- Does it work with football socks? - Yes, yes, perfect.
- What do you play on the team? - I play forward.
I frustrate the goalkeeper and score, when I'm not offside.
- You know that, with three brothers. - I don't watch much football.
I just frustrate the striker in FIFA.
- It was luck. - We call it luck, all five times.
Calm down.
I like the apartment. It is...
- ...stylish and tidy. - I'm renting. Special agreement with landlord.
Oh yes, you are a male prostitute, yes.
This is reminiscent of wardrobe talk with teammates.
There we were in the friend zone!
- There is a lot of pressure on your mobile phone. - Yes.
- Are they nudes from the forties? - No, fortunately.
- But it's a lady? - No, I don't have a lady. No.
- Where is your bathroom? - The bathroom?
- Right around the corner and into the door. - Okay.
There is running water and...
Does it look good?
Yes, socks.
You have some here. I can only agree with you on that.
Then we won't have to... Oh yeah, right?
- Would you like more? - Yes, thank you.
- Actually, it is not allowed to play inside. - It's going well.
Yes... It's almost a lamp.
Hell! It went...
- Irene? It went well. - I have gone to bed.
- Time to get started here. Let's dance! - Oh!
Are there a couple of melons, or are you glad to see me?
- It's a bra. - With content.
Breast. Oh yeah!
- Stop! - I think you are screamingly sexy.
- It can't possibly be the first swinging. - Yeah.
Seriously? I will set the standard high for you.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah!
Stay tuned, everyone. Ulf-André will dance!
- Sorry. Do you have a stomach ache? - It's further south.
- Sorry, sorry. - Come on, stay focused!
Run on ladies and gentlewomen.
- We are playing a game. A naughty game. - Yes!
We play the bottle spout points. The one who gets the bottle in the fleece, -
- must kiss the one who spins the bottle.
- Who's with? - Everyone is involved. Come on.
- I... - Yes?
- I have never... - Are you shy?
It's just that... Yeah...
- Do you think this is fate? - Huh?
Okay. I have to go to the bathroom.
- I'll be back. - I don't leave the bed.
We'll see who is sitting on the bench!
I'm doing well. I'll show you well!
The bench? You can forget that.
That is, the one the bottle spout points to, must kiss whoever spins the bottle must.
Now we're driving, this is just like Pærra.
Okay.
- You two. - Oh.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes, it is highly erotic. Strongly erotic.
- Your turn. - I'm spinning.
- No... - No, no.
Come on again.
- Yes, we had to. - It will be too stupid.
- It's unnatural. - Take it like a man.
A gay man.
I have an idea. We don't need the bottle anymore.
I know of another game. Can I borrow your hand? Trust me, Ulf.
Calm down, Ulf-André. Calm down, Ulf. Calm.
- Sweetie, do you like it? - Yes.
I love you so much right now. You will be a wonderful mother.
I love you too.
Ulf, kiss her. Give her a good hug.
Do it.
- Do you like watching? - Yes. Ulf-André?
- I want you now. - Me? Now?
- Shall we turn off the lights? - Huh? Why that?
Turn off the light.
Feminine? Are you ready for introduction?
I didn't come here to get brain damage.
Yes, just enjoy yourselves.
I have an apartment on the second floor. You didn't know that.
- Hello! - See you down here.
Neimen... Hell, that is!
Damn bitch shit, that is. Does anyone here use a bag?
Damn. Clin new shoes.
Then they were broken, right? Damn!
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
- Yes. - Okay.
Hello Rosenborg!
- New lady? - We'll take the next one.
Hope your tip will start scoring soon.
- Oh, my God! It was violent. - Don't worry about it.
- We will create an earthquake. - Earthquake?
Dance.
- What is this? - My first troll. I gave it to grandma.
Grandmother? How is she doing?
She died last summer.
- I took it back as a memory. - So sad.
What was that?
It sounds like it like someone pouting. Definitely down.
- Maybe you'll get into bed? - Hush.
- Damn, imagine if they like it! - That's kind of beside the point.
Imagine if he likes it better than me!
- What are we doing here? - Not a piece of shit.
Oh, oh. Look there, yes. Namely.
Oh! That one, yes.
Good? Okay.
Other boys would try a long time ago. Do you have bad taste?
No, I don't have bad taste.
It's not my style to get high first lady to enter from the balcony.
- Are you a little nervous? - So, I haven't...
You are afraid to take the first step.
- You are unkissable. - Oh! Don't...
- Are you doing well? - Oh! Yes, yes. The neck, you see.
- I massage. - It gets worse!
Now we take it easy. Lie back.
- I just need to breathe easy. - Is that all?
I want children.
- Do you understand? - Yes, I want that too.
- It is so problematic. - Yes, if you don't have a vagina.
- And when the one you love wants to hide it. - I know all about that.
- Do you? - Then it is certain that she has another.
Guaranteed. Didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?
Hide! Damn!
Baby?
- Sorry. I've been a damn fool. - Yes, completely.
- You know how I get stressed. - I was also stressed.
- I should never behave like that. - Neither do I.
- I have a little something for you. - Are you kidding?
- It's a golden ball. - You have such good taste.
I bought flowers. There are roses.
Those are the only flowers I know the name of
And tulips, white and blue. They are not bought in such a setting.
Then I have something you might like.
- Pear! - It was between that and peach flavor.
I have recovered on Instagram and see that you have drunk pear flavor.
You follow along.
- I "liked" a picture. - I saw it.
I crossed the line.
- Me too. Both did it. - It was me.
It's the two of us, but people won't understand.
You understand? We have different starting points.
What will people say when super striker Torvald, who haven't scored in a long time, -
- is with a macho trainer Inge Brigtsen? What will people say?
- What will my wife say? - Your ex-wife.
- We don't need to talk about it now. - Yeah.
- We must finish this now. - Okay.
I have two children.
When this reaches the public, what will happen then?
- I want, I want... - But I can't do it.
- That was very well said. - I won't give up.
I want, I want, but I can't do it. Who said that?
- Was he from KLM? Lars Mjøen? - Who?
Okay, the kids are one thing, but I'm your coach.
You are my favorite coach. Do you know that?
- You are my favorite player. - No, no, you can't say that.
- You are my favorite player. - You are everyone's trainer.
Why am I sending you out? for push-ups?
- You are delicious when you take them. - You are completely crazy!
- Now we sit down and get up. - We might as well go for a walk.
- I just arrived. - I've been inside the whole time.
Come on again. Don't you clean? What's in the sink?
Eh... The balcony was open!
It is illogical not to light on this.
You are not an orchid, but I had managed to carry it out.
I don't turn on you. Sorry. You jab too much and are too angular.
I am much closer to the ideal.
- Your type is an anti-ideal. - I like him the way he is.
- Can I get mullets from the berry trip you're on? - I'm not turning you on!
So, on TV you looked okay.
In reality, you're just weird.
Damn, what a wasted birthday.
Nothing is worse than a standing fireplace that you are not allowed to use.
Congratulations on the day.
- Small gift? Quick blowjob? - No.
No, I see it. It's not even a round day.
You've got a lady who's hot as hell.
She wants you, despite behavior and appearance.
I've had her a million times before. It's not the same.
But she is an orchid.
I wanted a new flower, even a dandelion.
Charming.
I understand that she fell for you...
Fell and fell. She was in a team with a guy when I met her.
She had seen me on TV and liked it the humor and the sexual radiance.
Yes, that radiance radiates.
After a few evenings with wine she liked me.
She didn't want to sleep with me.
- Then I put hard against hard. - What a man!
Why didn't you tell them that we know each other?
I got a mild drip when I saw you.
They were going on a long journey.
There she would find out who she wanted. I said she got to choose now.
- I mentioned how much money I have. - You wanted to buy her.
A deposit. I didn't want to lose to that guy.
- Did you know it was me? - No, are you crazy.
I haven't heard from you in years.
He was left alone at the airport and thought he was going around the world.
It's almost as crazy like you didn't arrive at the airport.
- Were you with he cuckoo? - Yes.
I won, he didn't stand a chance.
- What did you say? - Solveig has better taste than you.
She dumped the guy she studied with.
- Studied with? - She studied medicine with her ex.
Have you had a stroke?
Are you together because he was famous?
- He's a fool. - A charming fool.
They know each other from before. He was going to be a doctor.
He studied together with his girlfriend, who dumped him for a rich C celebrity.
For that?
- Sick Satan. - Hell!
Yes, I took a...
Or two glasses of wine. I took one and forgot it on the second floor.
I put it down and like... "Where's the wine?"
I just took a new one.
But will you join? Go for a walk and…
Come, we're going out for a walk. You and I.
Now you can't complain that I don't drink whiskey.
Now I have done my part. Saw that.
Haven't I said that you're not going to play football inside?
But I'm bored when you're not here.
- Why are you so eager to get out? - Eager? You are eager to be inside.
- There are others here. - No. No.
Please! Wait, wait.
- We sit down. There's beer in the fridge. - You, Torvald... Torvald! Now it's good.
Inge?
There you see, it's probably just birds.
- Shall we...? - Hello.
Hello.
Inge, this is Irene.
- Oh! - Inge?
- Oh! Oh! - Inge? Inge?
- Are you in pain? - Yes.
- Do you have a heartache? - It stings all over the chest.
- Come, come. - Are you doing well?
- Don't touch me. - We have to help you. Sit down.
Sit down.
Okay, this is Irene.
She was freezing to death, so I let her in.
- In return, I have received... - The opportunity to...
Hold up! I got a good call!
I got to have a glass of wine with someone when I was down.
- Are you...? - We haven't done anything.
- Shut up and take ten! - Now, right?
- I'm so confused. - This is too stupid!
Yes, agree. We haven't done anything.
If it had been Niklas or Pål-André, I wish I understood.
- My God. - When she's the char there...
- Thank you. - Pull yourself together. I was kind and decent.
- She's hiding because of nothing? - Yes.
- You don't mean that we should escape? - Yeah, yeah. Of course.
It's no coincidence, it is destiny.
- Where are we going? - Where you want.
Do you think I want to go back to this? With garden gnomes and... bright wallpaper.
I'm buying a cabinet for the elves and tears the wallpaper.
- With your Santa salary? - I saw it in your eyes, Solveig.
Then you would have seen that I slept with you of pity and nostalgia.
- Why didn't you come to the airport? - After the journey, we had come home.
For what then? Your elves? We grew apart.
No wonder you dropped out and started making garden gnomes.
- I dropped out because I was in grief. - You would never practice medicine.
You have always been a creative pixie, therefore you make goblins. Living the dream.
But I've been thinking about you a lot.
I even missed you.
Then I remember all the times you closed yourself in with your projects.
Which I was never a part of. I can't run away with you.
I ran away from you.
- But is he a better choice? - He is my choice.
He bragged about how much money he spent on you tonight.
You know that profession has a name?
It is sad that you want to marry him, who do not want to marry.
Are you and your wife happy?
Yes, like the yolk in the egg in the frying pan.
That we had a moment of something nice, doesn't mean it's permanent.
Okay, so we had a good time together.
We had a pretty good time.
Ulf-André! Come out.
- We have to talk. You! They have locked the door. - What's the problem?
They have pretended nothing to sleep together.
Ulf-André!
Damn it too. Open the door, for blacks!
There it was, yes.
- Do you think it's funny? - A little, maybe.
Take and open the door!
It might be a bit violent. It's a bit violent.
- Huh? What makes you smile? - No, it's...
- Do you think it's funny? - Kind of funny.
Wolf? My wolf.
It wasn't me who did it.
My wolf.
Huh? How was it to fuck the ex?
Now? Ulf, my rag doll buddy.
- We will never do this again. - Yes.
Yes. I'll just take it.
Thank you for me, it has been a pleasure.
Rim-Tim-Tim has left the building.
- We haven't done anything. - I have not slept with Torvald.
Unfortunately. He saved me from pneumonia and gave me whiskey.
- Okay. - Why didn't you say you were together?
- I'm not allowed! - Shut up! You owe me 10! 20! 30!
- No. - Listen here.
- Inge, is that your name? - It's not dumb G.
Do you know how difficult it is to find someone who loves you for who you are?
- Who doesn't want you as an alternative? - Amen, sort of.
When you find it, you should be proud.
Show it off.
I agree.
Excuse me.
i love you You know that.
Yes, and I do too, but…
It's hard to say when she stares at me.
Now we take it easy.
Excuse me.
We didn't have sex. I promise.
Say you didn't either.
- Please. - We had sex, after all.
You know how I am when I take off.
I become like a cat in a curtain store.
Fuck you! Damn take me.
We must have a break.
- We can't go on like this. - Do you mean it?
Yes.
It is the second worst proposal you have had
My wolf.
- Yes... - I'm cleaning now. Relax.
You can be an example to others.
Dear little miss, I am a trainer for Norway's best football team.
What I say in the media, could ruin my career.
- Torvald is willing to sacrifice it. - I'm older.
- You are not that much older. - Perfect age.
- I was born in the same year as Ricky Martin. - Who is it?
I stick. Thanks for the lovely whiskey and a pleasant evening.
Thanks for trying to poke sticks in the wheels of our relationship.
Thanks from both of you. Next time we'll have more whiskey.
Do you want tickets for the home games, Inge fixes it on the spot.
I'll come when you are on the front page together.
- It's cold outside. - I follow her out.
Remember the address on the jacket.
Have a good time.
- Can you find your way home? - Yes, yes.
Oh, fuck.
What an evening. We must do this again.
- Hello, have you stopped answering the phone? - Are you here? Shouldn't you...?
- Who is this? - Irene. Nice.
- Do you live here? - No.
I dispose of an apartment, for a man disposes of me.
- You satan. - It is not certain that it is me.
- What is the manager's name? - Tim. He is called Rim-Tim-Tim.
- Because he's a horrible asshole. - No, I'm good at rhymes and poems.
You disgusting idiot, you could have been her father.
If the mother is just as nice, it is possible, but it had been incest.
Thanks for me. Don't call!
Solveig, think of everything we've paid... mean to each other!
Yes...
I finally got to dump her. You wouldn't have thought that.
Now it's just us.
- Shall we take a taxi together? - Yes, very gladly.
Triangle to end the relationship in a dignified way?
I wonder if Aunt Gudrun is awake.
Welcome to Lerkendal with a fantastic new speaker.
Rhyme-Tim-Tim.
The name does not come off, as many mistakenly believe, ass-licking.
It's because I was good at rhyme and rhythm when I was a kid.
I got 32 words to rhyme with "shoe".
Just think how many words I can make "penis" rhyme.
Rosenborg! Rosenborg!
Text: Elisabeth Carrera www.sdimedia.com