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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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M_I_S_ForEver

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Do you have a washroom?

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Yes, check over there.

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Occupied.

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How long?

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Long.

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Fuck.

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Please continue.

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Please continue.

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There's blood in my stool.

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Unbelievable.

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Did you even hear what I just said?

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I'm dying.

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You'll be fine.

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Why do you hate me?

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So, me and you sitting
inside a restaurant.

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Huge four men are trimming tree.

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Couple people around us.

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All of a sudden hundred,

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strange cameras,

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horses, donkeys, straw,

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manure around.

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What the heck is going on?

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Can I top up your coffee?

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Yeah, sure.

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Please.

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Thank you.

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Are you ready to order?

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Yeah, scrambled eggs.

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Toast with that?

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Yeah, brown toast.

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And for yourself?

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I'm okay, thank you.

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Okay, can I have this.

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Here you go.

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Hi everyone.

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It's great to be here.

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I'm single right now,

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but I've actually been
texting with a guy recently

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and he texted me the other day

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that he's getting a new library card.

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So things are getting
pretty hot and heavy.

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Looking forward to that.

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I have depression and in
addition to meds and working out

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I also like to do self-help things

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and I recently started listening
to an audio book version

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of Eckhart Tolle's "The Power of Now".

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Are there any Tolle heads out there?

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Okay.

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And I'm enjoying it,

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but I'm having a bit of a hard
time grasping the concepts.

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This wasn't helped by the fact that

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I was listening to it on shuffle,

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for three hours.

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I was going through a bit of
a rough patch the other day,

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and I was talking to my mom about it

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and she thought maybe it was
due to lack of vitamin D.

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So she looked at me very
seriously in my eyes and said,

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"Honey, every day you've
got to get that D."

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She was talking about vitamin D,

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but I imagined it as in D as in dick.

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So I've been trying.

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It's been kind of hard.

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Hello.

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No one is available to take your call.

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Please leave a message after the tone.

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Hi mom, it's me.

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I just got back from LA.

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It was so fun.

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I had the best time.

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I don't know, I just feel
so at home when I'm there.

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I don't know what it is.

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Something about the air,
the sun and the surf.

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I don't know.

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I hope you're having a good trip.

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I honestly don't even know
what time it is there,

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but I just got home.

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I had a show it went
really, really awesome.

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It was so cool.

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There was a lot of people
there, which was so awesome.

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I even tried that new bit
that I was telling you about.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, mom.

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I'm doing okay, I'm just, it's hard.

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I hope...

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I'm good, I'm doing good.

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Everything's okay.

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Talk to you soon.

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Bye.

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Tyler come help me.

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In a bit.

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Now.

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Nope.

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Get away from me.

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I'll do it all myself like I always do.

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I said I would do it,

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just later.

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There.

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Hi, Pizza Heaven.

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How may I take your order?

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Hi, I'd like to order
a pizza for delivery.

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What's
your phone number?

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Phone number is

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204-218-0639

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Okay,
what's your address?

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Address is Jack...

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14, Jack Hawthorne Bay.

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Could you
spell that for me please?

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So that's Jack is spelled Jack

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and then Hawthorne is H as in hotel,

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A as in alpha, w as in
whiskey, T as in tango,

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H as in hotel, O as in
Oscar, R as in Romeo.

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What's up man, 1475.

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Card?

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Yes sir.

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Thanks man.

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How's your day going?

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Pretty good.

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Just hanging in there, how about you?

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Yeah, it's working out.

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Two seconds.

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Okay, all yours.

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Have a good one.

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Nice day.

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Babe.

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Hey.

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Look what I got.

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Nice.

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Where'd you get it?

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The store.

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It's 20% off, aye.

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Sweet.

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Where do you think this should go?

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No, not there.

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No?

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No.

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Above the bed?

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That's better.

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This place is moldy.

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You get a picture of me?

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Yeah.

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Did he post it?

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Yeah, it's good.

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I think this place has bed bugs.

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My ex, Eric, do you remember him?

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Yeah.

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When he was in high school,

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his best friend got kicked
out of his parents' place,

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and he had these two large suitcases

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and they smelled really bad.

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And he brought them to Eric's
place when he moved in.

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So then Eric and his parents
got bedbugs from this guy

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that they were just trying to help.

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Good, fuck that Eric guy.

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Do you love me?

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No.

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Do you love me?

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No.

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That's harsh.

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Will you come to my funeral when I die?

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Yeah.

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Would you come if it was far away?

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Like how far?

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Far, you have to come by plane.

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More coffee?

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Something is very wrong with me.

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Shut up.

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Shut up, fuck shut up.

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You shut up.

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Gigi, stop crying.

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Oh my God, shut up.

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Shut up!

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Gigi, stop crying.

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Gigi, stop crying.

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Gigi, stop crying.

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Gigi, please stop crying.

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Shut up!

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Shut up!

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Gigi, stop crying.

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Hi, everybody.

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It's really great to be here.

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I'm doing well.

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I'm almost 30 and I had to set my alarm

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to wake up at 11:45 today.

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So I'm doing really good, things are okay.

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I work as a server and I
was at work the other day,

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and I went up to a table
to take their order

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and this man just put his
hand right in my face.

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Although I didn't appreciate the gesture,

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it did let me know that
he wasn't ready to order.

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It also let me know that
I could go fuck myself,

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which I did

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just right afterwards.

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Something else that I
did at work the other day

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when I was serving,

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I'm always kind of surprised

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at the stuff that will
come out of my mouth,

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and I just very confidently
went up to a table,

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I put my hands on my hips and I said,

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"Are you guys ready to rock?"

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That was my way of asking
if they were ready to order.

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And they were,

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and then they ordered.

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Yeah, you guys have been a blast.

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I've had a blast.

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Thanks.

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Hi, everyone.

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It is so good to be here tonight.

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Fuck, it's so great to be
here tonight.

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I recently read an article,

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well I read the title of it,

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and it said that your
thirties or your new twenties.

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So I've decided that I'm gonna
start taking guitar lessons.

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My parents, they couldn't be more proud

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that their almost 30 year old daughter

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is burning smoke on the water.

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So I feel like I'm regressing back

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to a boy in grade seven.

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Maybe next I'll light a barn on fire.

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Tyler, come here.

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Look what I got you.

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Great.

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Can you try it on please?

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Cool.

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How do they fit?

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Yeah, they fit.

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Let me see.

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Okay.

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Great.

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The shoes too, please.

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Great.

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Walk around.

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How do they fit?

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Yeah, they're good.

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Yeah, they're not too small?

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Where's your toe?

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- Right there.
- Is that your toe?

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Lift up your big toe.

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Wiggle all your toes.

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Do you have room?

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Yeah.

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Are your toes cramped?

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No.

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They wide enough?

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- Yeah.
- They're good.

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Yeah.

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Do you have anything to say?

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Thanks.

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Flowers.

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Who got you these?

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I did.

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I got you something too.

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Sorry about last night.

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There's no tag on them.

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They're designer.

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If you don't want 'em I'll take 'em back.

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Go ahead.

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♪ I called the earth ♪

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♪ And I lost, and I lost it all ♪

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♪ I called the earth ♪

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♪ And I lost, and I lost it all ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪

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♪ I called the earth ♪

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♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

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♪ I called the earth ♪

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♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪

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Okay, let's get you up.

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Good job.

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Let's keep going.

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Eat your soup.

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Just kidding.

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One more.

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Okay, let's get you sitting up.

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Good.

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You have a nice place here.

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You should paint the ceilings gold.

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00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:11,958
That's what they do in France, you know.

283
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,581
My family went to France once.

284
00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:16,833
It's beautiful there.

285
00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:20,875
They didn't take me.

286
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,250
I can count to 10 in French.

287
00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:49,542
You're not gonna eat?

288
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,125
I'm not hungry.

289
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,000
I think I have tapeworm.

290
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,875
I'm keeping it.

291
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,583
Fuck, I knew it.

292
00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:23,917
Hey, can I try?

293
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:27,125
Hey, can I try?

294
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,833
Can I try?

295
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:47,958
The fuck dude?

296
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:05,625
Go get it.

297
00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:08,873
The fuck you looking at?

298
00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:10,125
Just go already, man.

299
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:22,708
My grandfather had
this business associate

300
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:27,040
back in the day and he came into the shop.

301
00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:29,081
His name was Saul Cohen.

302
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,792
He was from New York and he said,

303
00:59:33,042 --> 00:59:38,042
"Arnold, I brought you a
salami wrapped in tin foil.

304
00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:39,415
"It's from New York.

305
00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:42,165
"I brought this for you, it's a salami."

306
00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:45,375
And my dad's sitting
there and he's thinking,

307
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:48,331
who is this guy?

308
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,831
You put this in your luggage

309
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,290
and you bring this all
the way from New York?

310
00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:54,331
Salami wrapped in tin foil?

311
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:56,000
We have salami in Winnipeg.

312
00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:59,290
And anyways, my grandfather

313
00:59:59,292 --> 01:00:02,167
he gets Saul to hook up my dad with a job.

314
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:05,831
And so they're in the warehouse,

315
01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,415
it's this warehouse filled
with a bunch of junk,

316
01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:11,748
absolute garbage,

317
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:12,748
but he's a businessman.

318
01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:15,331
He could sell a water to a well,

319
01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,540
he's that kind of guy.

320
01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:21,248
And so he says, okay Yale,
this is how you do business.

321
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,831
And he picks up the phone,
they're in the factory,

322
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:25,998
nobody's there, he says
they got a bunch of garbage.

323
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,873
And he's talking on the phone and he says,

324
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,623
"We got a bunch of shit here.

325
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,042
"You better come on down.

326
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,081
"Everything's on sale."

327
01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,248
And then he puts down the phone

328
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,290
and nobody's there in the warehouse,

329
01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:41,748
and he says, "No, it's already
sold, it's already sold."

330
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:42,748
And then he picks up the phone,

331
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,458
you better hurry here 'cause
everything's going quick.

332
01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,998
And then he hangs up the
phone and then he says,

333
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,248
"That's how you do business Yale."

334
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:57,248
And yeah, now he's a millionaire.

335
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:10,708
You think that plane's going to Las Vegas?

336
01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,375
I like Vegas.

337
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:17,125
I've never been.

338
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,375
They have the Eiffel Tower there,

339
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,542
the Statue of Liberty,

340
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,500
but no World Trade Center.

341
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,792
Do you think that's 'cause of 9/11

342
01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:50,500
Yeah.

343
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:02,750
Hey.

344
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:07,833
Can I talk to you for a minute?

345
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:21,750
I forgive you.

346
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:25,167
For what?

347
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,833
I found this.

348
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,042
What's that?

349
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:44,042
You think I don't
know what you're doing?

350
01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:48,206
You're feeding me poison.

351
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,417
You're making me sick?

352
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,792
So you and your boyfriend
can run off together?

353
01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:59,125
You want me gone?

354
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,042
Bye.

355
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,458
Tree.

356
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:01,167
Tree.

357
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:04,667
Tree.

358
01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:13,708
Okay, let's try something else.

359
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:20,583
Apple.

360
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:24,542
Apple.

361
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,083
Apple.

362
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:39,917
Egg.

363
01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:43,292
Egg.

364
01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:46,625
Egg.

365
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:50,292
Egg.

366
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,958
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

367
01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:33,792
Bye.

368
01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:37,708
♪ After all ♪

369
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:42,040
♪ Half my childhood was spent ♪

370
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:45,375
♪ Waiting on some woman ♪

371
01:07:47,292 --> 01:07:48,125
Hey.

372
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,748
Why aren't you wearing
the clothes I bought you?

373
01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:02,583
You're stupid.

374
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:06,373
I'm not wearing them.

375
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:07,873
Where were you?

376
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:10,998
I was out with some buddies.

377
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,250
What buddies?

378
01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:16,000
My buddy Mitch.

379
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,333
What
were you and Mitch doing?

380
01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:23,208
He's gonna train me.

381
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:27,083
I'm going to his cabin next month.

382
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,042
Gonna eat fish and get buff.

383
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,790
Come here.

384
01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:34,956
No.

385
01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,708
Come dance with me.

386
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:54,958
♪ How do I come back to you ♪

387
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:03,083
♪ The pains, the mess
I once called my home ♪

388
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:08,706
♪ I'll close my eyes ♪

389
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:13,790
♪ And stay in the cold ♪

390
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:18,792
♪ 'cause you ♪

391
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:23,250
♪ You are high ♪

392
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,917
This is gay.

393
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:29,917
Bye.

394
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:11,581
Hi, everyone.

395
01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:13,581
It is so good to be here tonight.

396
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:17,417
Fuck, it's so great to be here tonight.

397
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,542
I recently read an article,

398
01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:25,040
well I read the title of it,

399
01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:30,042
and it said that your
thirties or your new twenties.

400
01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:37,625
So I've decided that I'm gonna
start taking guitar lessons.

401
01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:44,292
My parents, they couldn't be more proud

402
01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:48,623
that their almost 30 year old daughter

403
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:52,333
is burning smoke on the water.

404
01:10:55,792 --> 01:11:00,292
So I feel like I'm regressing
back to a boy in grade seven.

405
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:05,583
Maybe next I'll light a barn on fire

406
01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,875
What's wrong?

407
01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:19,498
♪ I called the earth ♪

408
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:23,998
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

409
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,415
♪ I called the earth ♪

410
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,831
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

411
01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:35,290
♪ Oh ♪

412
01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:40,292
♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪

413
01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:48,123
♪ Oh ♪

414
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:51,708
♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪

415
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:02,415
♪ I called the earth ♪

416
01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:07,248
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

417
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:11,123
♪ I called the earth ♪

418
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:16,125
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪

419
01:16:16,542 --> 01:16:20,581
♪ Oh ♪

420
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:23,500
♪ Be my sweetheart ♪

421
01:16:26,885 --> 01:16:29,416
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422
01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:49,623
♪ I must have just missed you ♪

423
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,415
♪ For the most passing tent ♪

424
01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:55,498
♪ Between the hollow ♪

425
01:16:55,500 --> 01:17:00,500
♪ I look on the day that's on ♪

426
01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:08,167
♪ I was thinking tomorrow ♪

427
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:14,748
♪ Tomorrow ♪

428
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:19,750
♪ I was thinking tomorrow ♪

429
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:25,206
♪ I will go up ahead ♪

430
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:29,123
♪ To face time ahead ♪

431
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,625
♪ And move on ♪