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Jerry Buss:
What kind of asshole
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does that to their boss in front
of the whole organization? Huh?
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-Thanks for the goddamn morale
boost, you fucking cocksucker!
-I-I-I didn't mean to--
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Jerry West:
I tried to give you
the fucking note
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-before we went into
the fucking room! I did!
-Jerry Buss: Oh, fuck you!
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Give the note!
I'm standing out there
with my dick hanging out...
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Your dad doesn't own
a firearm, does he?
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-Get away from my door
or you're all fired!
-(bangs door)
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-Claire Rothman: Alrighty.
Everybody back to work.
-Lon: On what?
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-Big ideas.
-Rothman: Whatever that means.
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You know what he likes.
Go help.
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Jerry Buss:
...fucking cocksucker,
backstabbing
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son of a bitch!
Fuck you!
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-You're holdin' out on me,
aren't you? Aren't you?
-No, no, no!
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-He's fuckin' holding out on me!
There's another offer!
-No, no, no!
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-Who is it? Who?
-No, I-- No, I told you!
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I told you!
It-it's not what it is!
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I'm out there moving
Heaven and Earth for you,
gettin' you
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whatever you need,
and you leave
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three fucking weeks
before training?
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-I know. It's-- It's not--
-You are fucking
boning me, Jerry!
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-Fuck you!
-It's not something
I'm proud of!
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-I will sue your ass.
-I'll understand. I would.
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I don't need a lawsuit, Jerry!
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I need a fucking coach!
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You know what I think?
I think you're chicken shit.
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-That's what it is.
-Yeah...
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You're afraid I'm gonna
get you all the tools
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you need, and you'll
still fucking lose!
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-Jerry West:
I'm not afraid of that.
-Bullshit!
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I know it. I-I know it
for a goddamn fact
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because I'm lousy at it.
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I'm a-- I'm a--
I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a--
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I'm a shit coach!
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I am! I sit there, helpless,
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watching these guys,
pissed to hell
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that they ain't me!
And even worse,
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that I can't be them!
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I mean, if I could-- I swear--
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I swear to God,
if I could suit back up now,
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I'd play for you right now
in a heartbeat!
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But, I ca-- I can't--
(gasps) I mean, shit,
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I'd die for you right now!
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But I can't get you
to where you want to go,
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screaming from
the fuckin' sidelines!
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(sighs)
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You're better off
with someone else.
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I'll help you find the guy.
I will.
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I mean, I care
about this franchise.
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I'll always be a Laker.
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Team is family to me.
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It's my family.
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Now, get out.
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(sirens wailing)
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("My Favorite Mutiny"
by The Coup playing
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♪ ♪
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♪ There it is ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Check it out ♪
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♪ Move, if you got the nerve ♪
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♪ Lash out for
your just desserts ♪
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♪ It's not just the worth ♪
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♪ Some of y'all heads
up in the clouds ♪
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♪ I'ma bring y'all
back to earth ♪
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♪ It's Black back to burn ♪
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♪ Bullshit y'all talkin' 'bout ♪
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♪ Out ya mouth ♪
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♪ I'm not concerned ♪
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♪ 'Cause y'all got to learn ♪
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♪ It's y'all turn
like Detroit Red ♪
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♪ When his head
had a Ultra Perm ♪
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♪ The long walk'll
burn your bare heels ♪
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♪ So throw on your boots ♪
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♪ The game camouflaged
like army suits ♪
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♪ But I can see it
more clear ♪
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♪ 'Cause I came with
The Coup in here ♪
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♪ Ring the alarm
and form the troops ♪
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♪ Send 'em out into the world
Go to war in a fluke ♪
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♪ Eye to eye with the enemy
you sworn to shoot ♪
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♪ Now comin' at ya neck
sick o' hearin' ♪
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♪ Something wrong with me ♪
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♪ Motherfucker somethin'
wrong with you ♪
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♪ When the chief just
way too smart to question ♪
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♪ The enemy the brothers
of a dark complexion ♪
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♪ The governments of the world
is shark infested ♪
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♪ They heavy on weaponry
like Charlton Heston ♪
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♪ Man, yeah,
it gets low here ♪
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♪ Real low
Know what I'm talkin' 'bout? ♪
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(vocalizing)
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♪ Yeah, yo, it gets low... ♪
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♪ ♪
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-(static)
-(siren wailing)
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-(kids laughing, playing)
-(sprinkler spraying)
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(soft R&B music playing)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
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What's up, Doc?
I'm comin' for you, baby.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Come on, Larry!
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(overlapping chatter, laughter)
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-Hey, they'll let me drive.
-Pop, don't let him near my car.
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(laughter, overlapping chatter)
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Earvin Johnson Sr.:
You're right, you're right.
Not my car.
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-(door creaks open, shuts)
-(chatter stops)
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Remember who you are
and where you come from.
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Couldn't forget
if I tried, Mama.
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(sighs) My goodness.
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Come on, everybody.
Let's give Junior a hug.
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(laughter)
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-Johnson Sr.: Aw, EJ.
Y'all get on up in here now.
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-We gonna miss you, EJ!
-Love you, EJ.
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I'm gonna miss you all, too.
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(funky pop music playing)
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♪ ♪
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(ding)
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(ding)
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(dinging)
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Doorman:
No former players.
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(buzzer)
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Check again, my man.
Come on. Pat Riley.
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It-it-it's
gotta be there.
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-Nope.
-Can I see the next page?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-(muttering)
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It's the same shit.
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-I'm here for Chick. Hm?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Not on the list.
-Well, if I just go in there,
it's not gonna be a--
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Come on, brother man. Come on.
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Cut me some slack, will ya?
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I'm not some honky
off the street, man.
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I played here
for five years.
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Okay, I won me a ring. Alright?
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I know you got a job to do,
but I have a meeting in there.
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Okay, I-I promise you,
I-I'm on the list.
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No former players,
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brother man.
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This is some bullshit.
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Lon:
Okay, here's one.
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Um, Evel Knievel. We get him,
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he jumps the full length of the
court right over Kareem's head.
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-You're an idiot.
-Well, at least it's splashy.
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My dad loves Hollywood,
a big production.
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What about live music
for the game? A band?
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(mocking):
Why not Herb Alpert?
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Well, since money
isn't an object--
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Money is the only object.
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-I just know my dad said--
-Yeah, I know what he said.
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But this team has been bleeding
in attendance for 10 years.
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It's been longer than that since
we broke even at the venue,
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not to mention turned a profit.
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Now, he wants us
spending more money.
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But if we are not bringing
in enough to cover that,
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we become the burden.
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Now your father doesn't
strike me as a man
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who likes to carry burdens.
Is that fair?
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-I think he'll do what it takes.
-Rothman: I hope you're right,
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but I won't spend
what I can't pay for.
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So while you're
dreaming up a show,
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how about we find a way
to sell some more tickets?
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(inhales, exhales)
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Jerry Buss:
Alright. What do we got?
Dean Smith?
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Retired.
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Great. Fucking retired.
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Under contract,
under contract...
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Bobby Knight. Like Bobby Knight
is gonna bail on college
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for a team on the verge
of fucking bankruptcy.
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-Goddamn it!
-(rattling)
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(sighs)
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(upbeat jazz playing)
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Bingo.
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(jazz continues)
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Jerry Tarkanian--
head coach of the UNLV
Runnin' Rebels,
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the fastest, flashiest
thing in Nevada
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not wearing pasties
and a G-string.
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Do you want to see
the best show in Vegas?
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Fuck Falana, fuck Charo--
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which is a story, by the way.
It's him.
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-(dinging)
-(crowd cheering)
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And sure, he's had his
share of controversy.
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The college poobahs
hate him because he plays
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a little loosey-goosey
with recruitment rules.
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I'd put you in a lot
of pick-n-rolls.
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So, there's your pick...
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and there's your roll.
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♪ ♪
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-I'll sign.
-Jerry Buss: Ask me,
that's gumption.
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Lemonade, folks.
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Lemonade.
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Scout 1: You know West.
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He throws a fit at
the beginning of every season.
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Last year,
he tore down a urinal.
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-This wasn't a tantrum.
-Well, I'm willing to
do it if you need me.
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Hell, I can call the games
and coach 'em.
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No need, Chickie Poo.
I found our man.
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(disapproving groans)
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-Tark the Shark?
-NCAA's been up his ass
like Ben Wa balls.
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He's got a reputation.
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-Say that to my face!
-Jerry Buss: Who gives a shit?
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That's amateur, alright?
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The whole thing's crooked
as a fuckin' jaybird.
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Last time I checked, paying
guys is legal in the pros.
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Dr. Buss,
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we nixed him from
contention for a reason.
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In my opinion, there are
other coaches out there.
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-Safer bets.
-Was Jerry West a safe bet?
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-Oh boy.
-Jerry: Mm-hmm.
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Because Mr. Fucking Clutch
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just left us in the lurch,
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and I'm a pubic hair away
from fucking training camp.
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John Wooden, by the way,
retired four years ago, Bill,
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so stop sending me
bullshit files!
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I'm gonna ask you
one question.
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Does Tark the Shark
have what it takes
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to take my team all the way?
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-He's a hell of a coach.
-Goddamn right, he is.
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Get him on the hook,
and I will reel him in.
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(smooth acoustic guitar playing)
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♪ ♪
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(inaudible)
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♪ ♪
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Announcer:
The game now, well in hand.
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Riley on the free throw line,
he gets the ball baseline.
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And he makes the shot...
Foul on Pat Riley...
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Pat Riley on the board...
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(overlapping):
Pat Riley... no good...
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♪ ♪
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(players chattering)
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-(bones crack)
-(grunts) Oh, fuck!
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Shit.
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-Fuck.
-(dribbling ball)
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Alright. Fuck it.
I'm good. Let's go.
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Patient: (crying)
I tried the thing in "Cosmo"...
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(sniffles) He left me...
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for the--
for the secretary.
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What's important right now is
for you to make a clean break.
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Some people can't bring
themselves to do that,
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so be gentle with
yourself, and...
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What the fuck are you doing?
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-What? (crying)
-Pat: Uh...
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-Therapist: What
happened to your face?
-Sorry.
243
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,872
-Sorry, babe.
-(closes door)
244
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,666
Just caught a game
with the guys on the beach.
245
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,710
Needed a towel. Pardon me.
246
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,509
He's going to be
right out of here.
247
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,180
I'm just gonna...
248
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,182
I'll...
249
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,183
be in the garage.
250
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,686
-(clears throat)
-You dropped a nut.
251
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,610
-I'm so sorry, Sandra.
-(crying) It's okay.
252
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,237
(insects chirping)
253
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,574
(down-tempo music playing)
254
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,961
(puts down can)
255
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,808
Are you a fucking idiot?
256
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,810
'Cause the calendar's
on the goddamn fridge!
257
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,689
-(puts down bat)
-I'm sorry.
258
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,983
I forgot.
259
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,777
-Maybe put a tie on
the door next time.
-Mm!
260
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,197
-Because my career
is a joke to you.
-Come on, Chris,
261
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,324
what do you want me to say?
I used to come home to my wife
262
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,493
decked out in
Frederick's of Hollywood.
263
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,661
Now, I got a strange woman
crying in my chair.
264
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,705
Chris:
Yeah, well, you know,
I used to be
265
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,832
married to
a professional athlete,
266
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,460
so I guess we're even.
267
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,298
You're some shrink.
268
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,009
-You're some asshole.
-That's your diagnosis?
269
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,178
There's more technical
terminology,
270
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,680
but, yeah. Wanna hear
my treatment plan?
271
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,558
-Well, I'm likin' it so far.
Yeah, yeah.
-Oh yeah? Are you?
272
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,479
I want you to find something
273
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,731
to do with your days.
274
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,650
-I think I'm finding it.
-(laughs)
275
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,735
-Chris Riley: No... No.
-Mm?
276
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,195
How about this?
277
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,780
Why don't you...
278
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,366
clear the ivy out of here
and get rid of this stuff?
279
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,201
And then I could see
my patients in here,
280
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,538
and I could come home
to find you in a teddy.
281
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,164
-(inhales)
-Honey...
282
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,387
♪ ♪
283
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,142
(upbeat music playing)
284
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,727
♪ ♪
285
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,729
Thing's redder than
a baboon's ass.
286
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,940
-It's a bump in the road.
-Would be
287
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,277
if it weren't
covering a land mine.
288
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,405
He didn't tell you that part?
Well, it seems that Mr. Cooke,
289
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:28,158
when he built your fabulous
stadium 12 years ago,
290
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,911
he didn't spend a dime
of his own money.
291
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,914
Did it all on credit.
Balloon loan
292
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,207
from Great Western Bank.
293
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,918
Three million cash,
due at maturity
294
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,588
in two months.
But, he was smart enough
295
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,132
to pawn it off on you
before the bill came.
296
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,050
Jeanie Buss:
Here you go, Dad.
297
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,637
-Thanks, sweetie.
-Jessie Buss:
Thank you. Ooh, yummy.
298
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,514
(mouthing)
299
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,558
Jeanie Marie?
300
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,144
There is a big box
in my closet,
301
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,646
way in the back.
If you look and see--
I can't get it down.
302
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,982
-Sure.
-Jerry Buss: Yeah.
Thanks, Jean Bean.
303
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,443
♪ ♪
304
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,028
-(quietly): Mom.
-(quietly): What?
305
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,614
You cannot say
a fucking word
about this to her.
306
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,949
Who got you here?
We keep each other's secrets.
307
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,118
-We always have.
-Jerry: You don't
say a fucking word
308
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,787
to Frank or to anybody,
you understand?
309
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,122
I'm already down
a fucking coach.
310
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,249
People find out we're
one step ahead of the repo man,
311
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,918
it's gonna be you down
on the fucking sidelines.
312
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,420
We're not cutting bait, Mom.
313
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,214
I need you to figure out a way
to get us out of this.
314
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,967
(reggae music playing)
315
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,512
-Woo!
-(crowd cheering)
316
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,057
You know, I can't say
I ain't surprised you hit me up,
317
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,225
the way I got in
that ass at Sterling's.
318
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,769
-Here we go. Here we go.
-(dribbling)
319
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,854
-Oh shit!
-(crowd oohing)
320
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,230
Spanked you.
321
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,191
-You got me.
-Hey, man, look.
Getting shown out
322
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,152
like that would've
ran most back to college
where it's safe.
323
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,404
You stood tall,
held your ground.
324
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,074
-Respect, Country.
-Earvin Johnson:
Well, you know,
325
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,325
maybe you was right.
326
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,327
I mean, you didn't have
to say it like you did,
327
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,622
but I do got a few
things to learn.
328
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,165
Yes, you do indeed.
329
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,585
Like the shit you got on
for starters, brother.
330
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,962
(laughs) My clothes?
331
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,465
-This here fly as hell.
-It's repugnant!
332
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,217
Them lapels look
like pelican wings,
333
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,678
them jeans are out of
"Field Hand Quarterly,"
and them boots--
334
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,471
Hey, hold on!
335
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,098
These are my favorite shoes!
336
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,142
I love "Saturday Night Fever,"
too, but, nigga, it's noon!
337
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,395
And who knew Ray Charles
is cutting hair?
338
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,813
(giggling)
339
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,022
This a fresh haircut, man.
340
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,357
Yeah, we gonna fix that, too.
341
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,734
Don't worry about it,
young buck. I got your back.
342
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,029
That's why they call me
Savoir Faire.
343
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,615
You settle this,
I'll settle you.
344
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,620
Meet me down the way.
Got some shit to show you.
345
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,373
Welcome to my humble
establishment,
346
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,583
Casa de Norm.
347
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,961
Wait... (laughs)
348
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,421
You be owning this?
349
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,172
Yeah, investment
property, brother.
350
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,216
Oh Lord...
351
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,552
Givin' my eyes a stroke.
352
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,887
Norman,
353
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,598
what have you
brought me? Child,
354
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,934
you will not find Mr. Goodbar
lookin' like that.
355
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,603
Norman Nixon: Come on.
Go easy on him, Clarence.
This boy from Michigan!
356
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,065
And out there, this is
clean as Afro Sheen,
so I don't...
357
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,608
Hold on. Y'all are trippin'.
358
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,485
I look good.
I know I look good.
359
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,404
Hook my brother up.
One suit on the house.
360
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,531
Whatever he wants, okay?
For my premiere.
361
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,700
Clarence:
Mm, I have just the thing.
362
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,577
That's right. Your boy's
about to be a movie star.
363
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,787
Did a flick last
spring with Dr. J.
364
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,498
Dr. J? Julius Erving?
For real.
365
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,709
Yeah, big opening tonight.
Jamal and A.D. comin' through.
366
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,420
-You should come with.
-Damn, it gotta be tonight?
367
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,714
I'm supposed to be hooking up
with Dr. Buss later.
368
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:32,342
Oh, Dr. Buss.
So, you guys boys now, huh?
369
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,721
It ain't like that.
He just been lookin' out
for a brother, that's all.
370
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,348
You do well with
the ladies in Ohio?
371
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,143
Michigan.
And, yeah, I do aight.
372
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,313
So then you know real game
comes down to feelings.
373
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,148
Get a woman feeling safe,
she's yours.
374
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,233
Sprinkle a little
nice on top of that,
375
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,777
you got a freak for life.
376
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,154
Now, owners...
377
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,947
play the same. You know,
378
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,284
tell us a whole bunch of shit
we wanna hear, and then...
379
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,703
fuck us up the ass, no grease.
380
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,872
Might as well toss
money on the dresser.
381
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,123
Dr. Buss ain't like that.
382
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,250
-We cool.
-Oh yeah. Bet he says
383
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,586
you starting point guard, too.
384
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,546
That's 'cause
I am starting point.
385
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,883
I'd take some of that
bass out my voice, negro,
386
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,677
till they put you on
the floor because...
387
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,513
word on high is West can't wait
388
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,057
to stick your big ass
down on the block.
389
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:24,186
You know, setting picks,
rebounding...
390
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,730
doing shit a power forward do.
391
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,106
-Bullshit.
-Hey, just what I heard,
392
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,110
but, you know, you seein'
your boy Buss tonight, so...
393
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,737
ask him yourself.
394
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,074
(humming):
Da-da-dee. Da-da-da.
395
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,326
-(knocking)
-Yeah?
396
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,037
-Hey, Chick. Hey.
-Chick Hearn:
Hey, Pat, come on in.
397
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,957
Hey, listen, buddy, I'm sorry
about the other day, huh?
398
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,625
They put some new
gorilla on the door,
399
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,460
can't recognize a living legend
when they see one, huh?
400
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,338
-(laughs) That's alright.
-Holy Christ.
401
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,881
What the hell did
he do to your face?
402
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,384
Oh no, I just, uh,
I banged it playing pickup.
403
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,969
-Basketball?
-Yeah.
404
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,596
What the hell for?
I thought you
were happily retired,
405
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,849
you know, sailing off
into your golden years.
406
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,601
-Yeah, no, no. It's been good.
-Yeah?
407
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,187
-Yeah, real good. Yeah.
-Terrific.
408
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,897
-Change of pace and all.
-Sure.
409
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,859
Just, uh, kind of been
missing it a little.
410
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,527
You know, being around the game.
411
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,029
You wanna come to some?
I mean, I-I'm sure
Buss is gonna
412
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,198
pack the comp list
with his bimbo coeds,
413
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,700
but you're, uh,
you're free to sit
414
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,287
-with Marge if you want.
-(sighs) Actually, uh...
415
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,372
-I was hoping to sit with you.
-Huh?
416
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,875
I heard you were looking
for a new color man
on the broadcast.
417
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,126
-You?
-I mean,
418
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,045
-if you're open to it.
-Patrick, I, I'm...
419
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,547
I'm not sure I see it.
420
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,507
-I work harder than anyone,
you know that.
-I know.
421
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,967
-I know you do.
-You know it. And, hey,
422
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,927
I'm not gonna be here
trying to take your job.
423
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,055
I-I'm not looking
for a bigger gig.
I just wanna, you know...
424
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,099
I just wanna be around
the game, you know?
425
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,475
I still...
426
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,769
I feel like I have
more to give to it.
427
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,187
I know I do.
428
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,355
Well, I gotta...
429
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,816
I gotta run any new guy
through Buss. I mean,
430
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,068
-he's very particular.
-You're not gonna regret it.
431
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,237
-You won't regret it.
-The problem is your voice.
432
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,782
-My voice? Wh-what's, uh...
-It's...
433
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,201
It's faggy.
I'm not saying you are one.
434
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,412
I mean, you're a,
you're a man's man.
God knows.
435
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,247
But, I mean,
you close your eyes,
436
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,374
and you open up your ears,
and you-- (laughs)
437
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,126
you sound like a fruit.
438
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:15,422
Well, uh... Shit, that's, uh...
439
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,716
I mean, that's,
uh, something I can...
440
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,053
-work on, isn't it?
-Yeah. You can work on that.
441
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,847
Hey, Chick,
all I'm asking is a shot.
442
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,558
Please.
443
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,061
(clears throat) Please.
Come on, I need this.
444
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,230
Alright. Uh...
445
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,608
You know what, maybe...
m-make me a tape, okay?
446
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,944
-I'll do it.
-No promises.
447
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,071
-No promises.
-Okay.
Hey, you won't be sorry.
448
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,614
-Alright. Make me a nice tape.
-Love the hair.
449
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,491
-You got it. Thanks.
-Thank you. Okay.
450
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,118
(high-pitched):
This is Pat Riley
for the LA Lakers.
451
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,828
(normal voice):
Yeah, I don't see it.
452
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,831
♪ ♪
453
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,461
Jerry Tarkanian:
Alright, let's go!
454
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,505
Okay, watch the rebound!
455
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175
Footwork! Quick hands!
Quick hands! Take your shot!
456
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635
Good job!
457
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,262
Use your footwork!
458
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,847
Alright, good job! Good job!
459
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,016
We're gonna come back down,
we're gonna do the zigzag.
460
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,602
Jesus, Tark, is your AC dead?
461
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,397
You're gonna give these
poor kids heat stroke.
462
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,649
Hey. Vic Weiss.
Nice to meet you.
463
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,110
Tark and I have been best
friends since grade school.
464
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,029
I've seen him rise up to
the top of the college game,
465
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,448
and I'm about to blow
his fuckin' mind.
466
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,409
(whispers):
The Lakers.
467
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,037
I know, I know.
It's bullshit and politics,
468
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,040
-but what do you call this, pal?
-We had to tape the vents.
469
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,210
Those NCAA scumbags
hid a camera.
470
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,212
I'm a persecuted man.
471
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,214
You're damn right,
you are.
472
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,592
In here coaching
like Anne Frank,
473
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,720
schvitzing your balls off.
474
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,055
The bags under your eyes
got bags under their eyes.
475
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,225
-You sound like Lois.
-That's because
she loves you, pal!
476
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,437
Like I do.
You're stuck here in a...
477
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,688
fucking sand trap,
478
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,149
trying to defend your name,
and for what?
479
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,192
For this amateur baloney?
480
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,319
Cash your chips in.
481
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,156
Get what you deserve
for once.
482
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,325
-Player: Open!
-Shit, let me hear
him out at least.
483
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,999
How much are you in for?
484
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,501
What? (stammers) Look,
485
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,086
-this is for you!
-Look,
486
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,254
if you need
a little scratch...
487
00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:21,673
I'm tellin' you,
I'm good. I'm...
488
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,967
I'm great.
489
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,807
Good.
490
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,018
So am I.
491
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,436
-Okay!
-(clapping)
492
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,854
Okay, good job! Take it again!
493
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,065
(mellow jazz playing)
494
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,030
(Shave and a Haircut knock)
495
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,448
Coming!
496
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,411
(laughs)
I'm here for Dr. Buss.
497
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,122
Hi, sorry. He just started on
his hair so it could be a while.
498
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,042
-Do you want to come in?
-Right on.
499
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,003
-Thank you.
-Sure.
500
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,549
Dr. Buss got game of his own.
501
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,719
-I'm Jeanie.
-Oh! Earvin. Sorry. (laughs)
502
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,638
(laughs) You kidding?
I-I know who you are.
503
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,306
Do you want a Coke or something?
504
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,225
Uh yeah, yeah. Cool.
505
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,686
Thanks. So, uh...
506
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,231
you live here with Dr. Buss?
507
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,566
Well, technically
I still live with my mom,
508
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,444
but she's down in Del Mar,
and I'm part-time at 'SC,
509
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,114
so I stay here
the nights she lets me.
510
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,573
Which isn't enough.
511
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,950
-Cheers.
-(clink)
512
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,785
So your mom,
513
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,955
she's cool you staying here
with Dr. Buss and all?
514
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,249
Oh yeah. Yeah,
they split up ages ago,
515
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,377
so they're basically
just friends now.
516
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,714
Your moms was with him, too?
517
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,216
He's my dad.
518
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,802
(both laugh)
519
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:52,347
I'm sorry.
You know, you just hear
about stories about LA
520
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,057
and all that and...
521
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,893
Right on. Right on.
522
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,147
Jerry Buss:
Is that LA's new
favorite son I hear?
523
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,274
-Johnson: Dr. Buss?
-Ha, ha! How you doin'?
524
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,151
-How was the trip?
-It was good.
525
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,944
So sorry I couldn't be
there to meet you myself,
526
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,822
-but I hope you
liked that driver.
-Yeah, yeah. Smooth ride.
527
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,740
So, I hope you
brought your appetite
528
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,034
-'cause I was thinking fondue.
What do you think?
-Johnson: Yeah.
529
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,328
-(phone ringing)
-Jeanie, can you get that?
530
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,455
-Look, I was talking to Norm...
-Jerry: Uh-huh.
531
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,833
-...and he was talking
to Coach West.
-Jerry: Right.
532
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,711
-and--
-Jeanie Buss: It's for you, Dad.
Mr. Sharman.
533
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,546
I'm so sorry.
Hold that thought, Earvin.
534
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,089
I got to take this one. Yeah.
535
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,799
Thank you. Hello, Bill!
536
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,345
Uh-huh. No, we're about
to get some lunch.
537
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,056
What do you mean,
not interested?
538
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,600
Oh, give me a fucking break.
539
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,768
With all due respect, Bill,
it's the fuckin' Lakers.
540
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,189
-Bill, what did I say?
-(bangs phone)
541
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,357
I said, if you can solve
this on the phone, great.
542
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,859
If you can't,
I'm going to Vegas,
543
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,444
so that's what I'm doing now.
544
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,279
Yes, right now!
545
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,406
Well, if you can be
at the Van Nuys airport
in 20 minutes,
546
00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:54,034
then you can come
with me. Goddammit.
547
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,369
(laughs) Unbelievable.
548
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,372
-Is everything alright?
-Oh yeah,
everything's copacetic.
549
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,749
Nothing for you to worry about.
550
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,250
I've got to go to Vegas.
551
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,628
Right, well, I did wanna
talk to you about something.
552
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,880
Yeah, and I wanna talk
to you, too. Jean Bean,
553
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,465
will you take our
new friend out for lunch,
554
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:09,966
go to the Derby
or something fun?
555
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,677
-I'll be right back,
buddy! I promise!
-(slam)
556
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,059
-(crowd cheering)
-Lakers win! Lakers win!
557
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,519
(chanting continues)
558
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,729
(flashbulb pops)
559
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,442
♪ ♪
560
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:30,237
Aw, shit.
Fuckin' Super Glue, my ass.
561
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,822
-Fucking... Fuck!
-(thud)
562
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,450
Fuckin'...
563
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,078
-(metallic thud)
-Fuck you, too.
564
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,580
Now, what did it
ever do to you?
565
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,042
I'm sorry.
566
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,002
Who the fuck are you?
567
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,630
We met a few times.
568
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,465
Jack McKinney.
569
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,093
I'm the assistant coach
in Portland.
570
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:55,971
Oh, yeah, right.
Doc Ramsay's guy.
571
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,808
He lets me out of the house
sometimes. Have a minute?
572
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,726
Look, if you're here about
the coaching job,
573
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,604
I'm not the guy to talk to.
I'm out the fuckin' door.
574
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,731
Yeah, that's why
Bill called me down.
575
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,525
For what?
576
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,945
-For my job?
-I guess they're
seeing a few people.
577
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,947
To be honest,
I have reservations.
578
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,573
Well, fuck,
goddammit, so do I.
579
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,993
I mean, you're...
you're a number two!
580
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,161
I mean, this is head coach
of the fuckin' Lakers.
581
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,915
Hell of a team.
No doubt about it.
But, uh...
582
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,959
Well, I've had
a few head coaching
offers in the past,
583
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,086
none of them quite
what I'm looking for.
584
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,005
My wife says I'm too picky.
585
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,090
Always waiting for
some perfect situation
586
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,258
that won't ever come around.
587
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,927
Wai-- (laughs)
Back the fuck up. Wha--
588
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,096
What isn't perfect
about this job?
589
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,973
Jack McKinney:
Well, that's what
I wanted to ask you.
590
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,433
It looks great on paper.
591
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:45,353
The squad's loaded, but here
you are walking out the door.
592
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,315
-That's my business.
-I just wonder if you're...
593
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,317
bumping on personalities.
594
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,987
You know, new owner, big star
like Kareem stuck in his ways,
595
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,865
maybe that's the reason
your offense got so stagnant.
596
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,244
-Stagnant? No...
-You know,
"dump the ball in post,
597
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,455
watch the big man go to work."
598
00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:05,373
-Dependable, conventional.
-Conventional?
599
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,293
I'd want to try something,
I don't know, a lot more...
600
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,045
-More...
-Uh...
601
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,713
I don't know.
A lot more unique.
602
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,716
-Unique, yeah? Doc t--
-Bill Sharman: Hey, Jack!
603
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,678
-Thanks for coming down.
-Oh, thanks for having me,
Bill. Jerry.
604
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,055
Hey, thanks for
the conversation.
605
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,681
I-I hope we can
finish it sometime.
606
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,725
-Yeah, absolutely.
-Sharman: You know Chick.
607
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,853
-Hey, Jack. How are you?
Good to see you, pal.
-Hey, Chick. Good to see you.
608
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,814
No, no, no, no, Bill.
I mean, what the fucking
fuck of a fuck, dude.
609
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,150
I mean, that guy's
a fuckin' nobody.
610
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,902
Yeah. Well, he's a backup.
611
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,363
Buss has his heart
set on Tarkanian.
612
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,699
You gotta be dry-fucking-
humping me, dude!
613
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,201
-No!
-You want my job, Jerry?
614
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,662
Oh, that's right.
You picked this week to retire.
615
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,331
But, I gotta thank you.
616
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,209
See, I'm learning that life,
like basketball,
617
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,585
it's a game of control.
618
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,463
Knowing what you can
and what you can't.
619
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:56,049
For instance,
I can't control you.
620
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,510
-That--
-I mean, I can't
control Dr. Buss,
621
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,638
and I can't control...
622
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,640
who he wants to
replace you with.
623
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,727
-(thud)
-Boom.
624
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,646
That's all I got, Jerry.
625
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,234
Unless you wanna reconsider.
626
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,319
Fuck no, Bill.
627
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,029
Then finish packing.
628
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,665
-(blinds rattling, knocking)
-(whispers): What the fuck is--
629
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625
♪ Hey, you! ♪
630
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:31,793
♪ ♪
631
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,795
♪ Can't we come together... ♪
632
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,213
Johnson:
Woo!
633
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,299
Hey, I ain't never been to
no premiere before. Hoo-hoo!
634
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,343
Yeah, that don't surprise me.
635
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,262
Do they got popcorns
like at a regular movie?
636
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,555
I'm about to kick
your ass outta my car
637
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,014
you don't stop acting
like a bumpkin.
638
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,808
And don't go
getting fucked up
639
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,393
over the celebrity
bullshit neither
640
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,645
because most of these stars
out here broke as fuck,
641
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,272
perpetrating like
they living the dream.
642
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:54,232
-(laughs)
-No, you gotta do it like
643
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,734
Jim Brown or OJ do.
644
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:57,986
Stay righteous, brother.
645
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,531
-Yeah, yeah. Right on. Right on.
-(laughs)
646
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,367
So, uh...
647
00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:06,786
What?
648
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,456
Your man Buss leave you hangin'?
649
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,084
He had to go to Vegas.
650
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,920
Mm-hmm.
651
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:18,840
What that mean?
652
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,343
(chuckles) Nothin', man. Look.
653
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,345
Glad you could make it,
young buck.
654
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,849
Me, too. Me, too.
655
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,226
(crowd chatter)
656
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,401
♪ ♪
657
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,153
-I'm about to have fun.
-Nixon: Hey.
658
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,989
-(shutter snapping)
-Johnson:
Walking the red carpet!
659
00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,158
Nixon:
Remember that little
chat we had, okay?
660
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,534
Stay cool as a fan, yeah?
661
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,536
-Look at this.
-(shutters snapping)
662
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,581
-See, stop it. Look.
Strike one. Hey!
-(shutter snaps)
663
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,667
-Hello, fellas.
-Damn! Lookin' sharp.
664
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:58,004
Where is everybody?
The press should be
all up on my ass.
665
00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:01,049
Shit, ain't everybody out this
motherfucker a budding all-star.
666
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,634
This shit cool, Storm.
667
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,344
Can't wait to see my man
up on the big screen.
668
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,263
-Hey, thank you.
-Uh, which one of you
is on the Rams?
669
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,724
-None. We're Lakers.
-Right.
670
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:12,477
-Well, let's get a photo anyway.
-Nixon: Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.
671
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,729
Ring check, ring check.
672
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,439
(crowd shouting)
673
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,441
Oh! Thank you so much!
Here we go.
674
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,860
-(shouting continues)
-Woman: Mrs. Cosby!
675
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,030
Oh! Look, y'all,
it's Fat Albert!
676
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:26,866
I'm gonna slide out
real quick, fellas.
Do my thing.
677
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,953
-Hey, say hey to Bill for me.
-Nixon: Shut up.
678
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,996
(crowd clamoring)
679
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,373
(quietly):
Man.
680
00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:35,750
Magic motherfuckin' Johnson.
681
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,044
(laughs) Shit.
682
00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,088
Nigga, Michigan State?
683
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,257
You made me so much
fuckin' money that game.
684
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,884
Stomping all up and down on
that sorry-ass Larry Bird.
685
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,719
-Right on, brother.
-Yeah, baby.
686
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,472
You's a bona fide
Civil Rights hero.
687
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:52,976
Making that ugly-ass white boy
cry on national TV? Shit!
688
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,937
I bet they were celebrating that
shit in the jungles of Africa.
689
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,815
-Man, stop! Stop, man.
I just be playin' ball, man.
-Yeah, man!
690
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,984
-Oh, you just be
playin' ball, huh?
-Yeah!
691
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,610
Well, my name is Zastro,
692
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,987
and everybody around
this motherfucker
693
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,572
likes to call me...
694
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,323
Zastro. (laughs)
695
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,825
Nice to meet you, Zastro.
696
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,076
Well, dig this here.
697
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,578
I got this little thing
that I do.
698
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,788
It's over off of Crenshaw.
699
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,415
It's a little after-hours.
700
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,834
Do a little dancin',
do a little gamblin', and, uh,
701
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,044
the best damn poontang...
702
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,546
♪ ♪
703
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:23,131
LA has to offer.
704
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,716
Close your mouth,
my brother.
705
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:25,633
Take this card.
706
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,427
Earvin, we gotta
get to our seats.
707
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,220
What's going on, Silk?
708
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,556
♪ ♪
709
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,767
(laughs) Walk with me.
710
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,019
What, y'all know
each other?
711
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:39,105
Dude's shady.
Lots of those out here.
712
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:42,400
He ain't got shit
to lose. You do.
713
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,612
Good lookin' out, brother.
714
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:50,366
-(laughter)
-(cheering in movie)
715
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,869
Man (in movie):
Gimme that puss...
716
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:54,704
(whisper):
Oh, it's coming up right now.
717
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,749
don't use it here,
sittin' on your butt! Nixon!
718
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,294
Was that you or...
719
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,047
Wait, wha--
Where's the rest of it?
720
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,341
Back of your head
look good, man.
721
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,551
They oughta give
that afro an Oscar.
722
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,641
-(buzzer in movie)
-Nixon: Ain't that some...
some bullshit right there?
723
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,935
(movie continues)
724
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:21,022
(16mm projector running)
725
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,822
(projector continues)
726
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,699
McKinney:
Pick it up!
That ball does not
727
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,493
wanna just sit
in someone's hands.
728
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,786
-It wants to move.
-(blows whistle)
729
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,246
It wants to flow,
like water.
730
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,456
Let's get a move on!
731
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,750
Push it faster, go!
732
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:45,296
Yeah.
Like what he did there.
733
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,132
He ain't bad. He ain't--
he ain't fuckin' bad at all.
734
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:51,511
Look at that.
Never stops going.
735
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:54,055
-(whistle blows)
-He's pretty fucking good.
736
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,062
Gail!
737
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,022
Where is the Portland finals?
738
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,858
(clicks off)
739
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,529
-Gail!
-(knocks)
740
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,532
Hey. They told me you retired.
741
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,409
-You're not Gail. (laughs)
-No.
742
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,869
-I'm just borrowing
her eye shadow.
-(laughs)
743
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,538
-What's your excuse?
-Huh?
744
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,707
Oh, fuck hell,
I'm out the door.
745
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,375
No, I'm just, uh...
746
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,877
Yeah, Bill's just got me
helping out on the job hunt.
747
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,838
Well, you can put in
a good word for me.
748
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,257
(laughing)
749
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,092
-To coach?
-That'd be a kick.
750
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,136
-Right? (laughs)
-Seriously?
751
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,346
No.
752
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,974
No, Chick's, uh, is letting me
audition to be on the air.
753
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,976
Oh shit, Pat.
754
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:43,396
-What the fuck for? (sputters)
-Glutton for punishment?
755
00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,565
I mean, I'm telling you,
756
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:47,066
I get my ass on a golf course,
757
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,402
I'm never setting
foot in here again.
758
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,237
No good fuckin' riddance, too.
759
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,905
Sayonara.
760
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,658
I said the same thing
about volleyball.
761
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,118
Month on the sand,
762
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,120
-I didn't know what I was
gonna do with my life.
-(laughs)
763
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,830
It's funny, you know.
764
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:04,250
It's not like it's
any big surprise, but...
765
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,877
you spend your whole career
766
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,963
knowing it's all
gonna be over someday.
767
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:13,301
But you never really know what
over is going to feel like...
768
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,261
until you're sittin'
on the beach.
769
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,347
You're a 34-year-old has-been.
770
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,225
And you realize,
771
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:24,270
"Holy shit. Man, I just...
772
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,897
I turned into my old man."
773
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,900
(sighs)
774
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,486
But, hey. If I was you,
it'd be different.
775
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,696
Look at you.
You got to be Jerry West.
776
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,783
You know, that kind of respect,
that kind of appreciation,
777
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,994
I would be thrilled to
walk away into the sunset.
778
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,789
Instead...
779
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,999
I'm practicing my velvet voice.
780
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,211
How do I sound?
781
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,171
Depressing.
782
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,464
(sighs)
783
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,349
(phone ringing)
784
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,560
Larry (on phone):
Hey, EJ! I miss you, man.
785
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,686
I got Junior!
786
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,522
Hey, man!
How you been?
787
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,981
Oh, boy's up this early?
788
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,441
He's not calling
from jail, is he?
789
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,693
Tell Mama I ain't
calling from no jail.
790
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,487
Well, what you been
doing out there?
791
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,657
I just went out to a movie
with the fellas last night.
792
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,534
Oh, you making friends then?
793
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,494
Yeah, Pop.
Good ones.
794
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,120
Hey. Zastro sent me.
795
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,748
Zastro:
Here you are, baby!
Welcome to Zastro's,
796
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:28,459
where we about to show you
the time of your life.
797
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,712
They told me Magic's outside.
(laughs)
798
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,423
That boy wore a prom suit
to pull some pussy.
799
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,009
Now, you might
know magic, nigga,
800
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,095
but she about to make
your dick disappear.
801
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,847
-(laughing)
-Johnson: But, you know,
802
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,474
only thing on my mind
right now is ballin'.
803
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,893
(moaning)
804
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,817
-Oh, d-did he find a church yet?
-Johnson: Yes, ma'am.
805
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,819
Got hands laid on me
and everything.
806
00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,195
Oh, good.
807
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,488
Johnson Sr.:
Hope you're eating, too,
808
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,156
'cause your mama's been
cooking up a storm for us
809
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,701
-like it's a repast.
-Yeah, I'm eating real good.
810
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,578
(moaning)
811
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,205
-Tell him she made pot roast.
-Quincy: Hey, Pops.
Can I talk to him?
812
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,040
I wanna tell him about that
new Tasty Ice flavor.
813
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,792
-We got two flavors!
-Christine: We have to go.
814
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,920
-(moans)
-Hey, we must be gettin'
off right now, son.
815
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,256
-We going to church. Love you.
-Sister: Tell him we say bye!
816
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,091
Family: We love you!
Love you! Love you!
817
00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:19,594
-Out the door! Out the door!
Let's go. Let's go.
-Johnson Sr.: Let's go--
818
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,345
(dial tone)
819
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,806
They sure are.
820
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,308
(hangs up phone)
821
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,479
(ballroom music playing)
822
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,356
♪ ♪
823
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:42,074
People think some things in
life are out of their control.
824
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,828
Your hair falls out...
825
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,831
the loan comes due,
the coach quits,
826
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:52,001
and the guy you want
to replace him with
is playing hard to get.
827
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:53,252
Nothing you can do!
828
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,672
(spraying)
829
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:00,885
But I don't buy into that.
830
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,054
I'm a math guy.
831
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,349
For every problem,
832
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,267
there is a solution.
833
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:12,813
Just... have... to...
834
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,942
find it.
835
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,152
(spraying)
836
00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:20,196
Well, no, actually,
I don't have a table,
837
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:22,865
but I-I know Jerry Tarkanian
is having dinner here,
838
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,993
and that's who I'm here to see,
so... I'm Dr. Jerry Buss.
839
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:27,787
(laughs)
840
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,747
I own the Los Angeles Lakers.
841
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,416
Maybe you've heard of them.
842
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,169
-Yeah, I lost 10 G's
on you motherfuckers.
-(tires screech)
843
00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,004
Oh! He's with me!
He's with me.
844
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,508
-Doorman: Hey. Sorry.
-Joey, gentile.
845
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,344
-Mr. Mariani. I didn't know.
-(car door shuts)
846
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,845
Don't worry about it.
847
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,348
-See you later, Joey.
-You just gave him my whole wad.
848
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,058
Yeah, I'm sure he earned it.
849
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,144
♪ ♪
850
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,021
And I kicked and screamed,
"I like it here.
851
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,356
I don't wanna go
to Los Angeles."
852
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,149
Blah blah blah blah blah.
853
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,652
Next thing you know,
I fall in love with the place.
854
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:01,946
Tark, will you
listen to the guy?
855
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,658
What am I doing here?
856
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:08,244
I'm eating.
I'm listening.
857
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,663
I'm getting heartburn.
858
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:13,207
I do appreciate your gumption.
You know,
859
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,042
showing up like this.
860
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,253
I'm not going anywhere.
861
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,256
Johnny, you know that pomodoro
862
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:22,133
-I got coming for Lois?
-Yes, sir.
863
00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:24,093
-Can we put a fucking
rush on that?
-Johnny: Absolutely.
864
00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:25,720
-(mouthing)
-Tarkanian: And I'll take
an espresso, please.
865
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,055
It's on the house, Coach.
Go Rebels.
866
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,976
See, now this is
the kind of love
867
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,728
that you guys,
868
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,355
you want me to leave, right?
For what?
869
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,233
-These fucking phonies
in Hollywood?
-Tark...
870
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,486
What you got here,
871
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,904
it's magnificent.
872
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,031
Of course, they love you.
873
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,700
But LA is gonna love
you even more.
874
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,368
-They are.
-Jerry: So, let me take
875
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:50,703
what you do here.
the speed,
876
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,247
that fucking
lightning offense,
877
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:55,916
let me put it on
the biggest stage there is.
878
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,753
Don't hide your light
under a bushel, Jerry.
879
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:02,131
You know what you got?
880
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,509
A really amazing
head of hair.
881
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,097
-Really?
-Truly.
882
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,603
You know, I spent
so many years waging war
883
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,146
on this fucking thing.
884
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:19,732
Like the Battle of
the fucking Bulge.
885
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:22,401
This guy even got
his friend to come over...
886
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,944
-Pedro.
-...and teach me how to
887
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,238
comb it over.
888
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,657
-(laughs)
-Took an hour
889
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,951
every day.
890
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,496
Still wound up looking
like a plate of spaghetti,
891
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,581
and I wasn't
fooling anybody.
892
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,458
Now, I got a crew cut.
893
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:40,753
-Jerry Buss: Looks good.
-Lois thinks I look
like a Basset hound.
894
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,838
(laughs)
895
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,007
But at least,
I don't feel like a fraud.
896
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,678
I'm a college coach.
897
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,222
That's what I am.
898
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,265
-W-w-what Tark's
trying to say...
-Mick!
899
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,642
He's just saying
he's real comfortable,
900
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,936
and it would take a lot to, uh,
901
00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:58,604
you know, make him move forward.
902
00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,897
Okay. How much?
How much?
903
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,524
Jerry, let's just--
let's just say it.
904
00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:03,400
-Say what we think. How much?
-Vic Weiss: Let's...
905
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,111
spitball. Uh, at least
906
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,822
two, three times what
he's earning here in Vegas.
907
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,783
-How about 10 times as much?
-(coughing)
908
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,913
-Okay?
-That's a lot of money, Jerry.
909
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:19,667
-(fork clinks)
-That's $750,000 by the way.
910
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,919
And that's over how long?
911
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,338
Per year, every year.
912
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,340
Which, if I'm not mistaken,
would make you
913
00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:29,009
the highest-paid
coach in sports.
914
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,928
Jerry, I didn't come here
to fuck around.
915
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,805
I came here to make
you a solid offer.
916
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,308
-You know, it's a lot
of driving out in LA.
-Tarkanian: Vic...
917
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,895
And he'd need a new car.
You know, something reliable.
918
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:43,149
Luxurious.
I got a dealership--
919
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,067
Get two. Get one
for Lois as well,
920
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,819
so she can do her errands.
921
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,946
-It's Rolls-Royce.
-Jerry: Of course,
it's Rolls-Royce.
922
00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,406
You think I'm gonna
put 'em in a Pontiac?
923
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,616
You see what the fuck
I'm dealing with over here?
924
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,660
Hey, why don't you throw
in the whole stadium?
925
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:57,371
-Tark the Shark!
-So, did we just make a deal?
926
00:40:57,454 --> 00:40:59,039
That's what it
sounded like to me.
927
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,960
Couple cars, 750.
928
00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,378
Are we done?
929
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:07,715
'Cause I would love to trade in
this sludge for some bubbly.
930
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,551
-Champagne, sir.
-Jerry Buss: Ha! Jesus.
931
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,386
You do get good service here.
932
00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:13,888
From the gentlemen.
933
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:16,849
Salut!
934
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,895
(gunshots)
935
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,730
♪ ♪
936
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,360
(cork pops, gunshot echoes)
937
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,529
-Let's make this happen
for everybody, alright?
-Weiss: Yeah.
938
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,281
-Yeah, we'll definitely do that.
-Good seeing you.
939
00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,533
Thanks a lot.
You've given us
a lot to think about.
940
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,245
-Jerry, it was nice to meet you.
-(door shuts, tires squeal)
941
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,039
Was it just me, or did
we just get kiboshed
942
00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:42,875
-by a bottle of champagne?
-(laughs) Wasn't the bottle.
943
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,710
Who were those guys?
944
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:46,587
Come on.
Who do you think?
945
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,005
-Bing-bing-bing-bing.
-Yeah.
946
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,381
Yeah. So, you know what?
947
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:50,966
We ought to kiss
their pinky rings
948
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,761
because they just saved
us 750,000 fassule.
949
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,846
How are we gonna come up
with that kind of scratch?
950
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,139
Let me worry about the money.
951
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,724
You find out what
the hell happened.
952
00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:00,267
-Call a cousin or something.
-I can't call--
953
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,560
We're not letting
this slip away!
954
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,938
Pay who you gotta pay.
Just make it happen.
955
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,814
(Indian sitar playing)
956
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:09,235
Instructor (on tape):
Fight the habit of retreating
to your head voice.
957
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:11,695
Set your chest voice free.
958
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,031
Oh... oh!
959
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,409
Instructor:
Performing vowel sounds.
960
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,370
(sighs)
Red baby buggy bumpers.
961
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:20,579
Red baby buggy bumpers...
962
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,914
Franklin threw Fred
three free throws.
963
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:23,874
Franklin threw
Fred three three flows...
964
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,377
Franklin threw Fred
three three fl-- Shit!
965
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,878
Instructor:
Expel the air in your lungs
966
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:30,130
in one large breath.
967
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,674
(tape stops)
968
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:33,425
(sighs)
969
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,345
Hm, hm, hm, hm!
970
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,305
(click)
971
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,890
Let's do this, let's do this.
972
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,977
-(clears throat) Okay.
-(clap)
973
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,144
Lights out, folks.
974
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,981
-(whirring)
-(clapping)
975
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,108
♪ ♪
976
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:51,402
Riley with the ball
shakes his shadow,
977
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,237
pulls up for the jumper.
Good!
978
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,614
Two points Kentucky.
Riley with the rebound
and the outlet.
979
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,199
Damp here on the break.
Score!
980
00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,993
What a duo.
That's a one-two punch
981
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,787
if I've ever seen one, folks.
Hard foul by Riley.
982
00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:03,956
Took a little...
wild out of those cats.
983
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:05,791
Alright, Riley, number 42,
984
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,167
pops it loose
and breaks away.
985
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:10,170
West, the trailer,
shoots... Scores!
986
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,673
'Cause he's Jerry West.
One of the best, folks,
987
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,591
one of the best to ever live.
988
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,260
And here comes f...
989
00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,512
Pat Riley, folks, the...
990
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,432
faggy-voiced washout
with no future,
991
00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:24,018
who no one thinks
will amount to any--
992
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:25,644
(tape stops)
993
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:26,812
Ah!
994
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:33,110
(sighs)
995
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,738
I used to be married
to a professional athlete,
996
00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,531
so I guess we're even.
997
00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,241
(chain rattling)
998
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,830
What if you just cleared out
all that ivy and this stuff,
999
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:46,457
and then I could
see patients in here?
1000
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,293
(melancholy music playing)
1001
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:52,629
♪ ♪
1002
00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,596
(straining)
1003
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,265
-(groans)
-(thud)
1004
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,852
-Ah! Fuck.
-(music stops)
1005
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,900
(chainsaw roaring)
1006
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,819
♪ ♪
1007
00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,740
(ding)
1008
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,201
(chainsaw buzzing)
1009
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,453
(screaming)
1010
00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,746
(grunting)
1011
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,165
(frantic jazz playing)
1012
00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:35,005
(music stops)
1013
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,382
Mmm.
1014
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,385
(sighs)
1015
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,766
(scoffs) Jesus.
1016
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,601
Hmm.
1017
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,478
Did you get it out
of your system?
1018
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:53,232
(gasps) Those fucking roots.
1019
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,608
-(chainsaw buzzing)
-(screaming)
1020
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:04,284
-Are you feeling bleeding?
-I'll stitch it up.
1021
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:07,579
Just can't stop thinking
about my dad. (sighs)
1022
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,248
Four games in the majors.
1023
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,917
One hit.
1024
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,878
He spent the rest of his life
trying to get back to the plate.
1025
00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,590
-Fuck!
-(can clanging)
1026
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,093
(cutlery clinking)
1027
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:23,512
Chris: You know,
1028
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,348
every patient asks me
1029
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,517
how they turned out
like their parents.
1030
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,146
-(fire crackling)
-(bat bouncing)
1031
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,064
I've never had a single one
1032
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,317
prepared to do the work
to turn out differently.
1033
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:42,781
All I've ever done is work.
I worked my whole life.
1034
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:45,284
-Chris, that's all I've done.
-Mm.
1035
00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,994
Day and night, I work.
1036
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,372
Every time I leave the--
1037
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,001
I'd leave the court,
1038
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,544
and I'd see him in
1039
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:57,171
my mind's eye.
1040
00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:00,299
fucking beer in his hand,
sitting in that
ugly fucking chair.
1041
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:02,009
And I'd work harder.
1042
00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:06,054
-At basketball.
-Yeah. What else?
1043
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,146
(sighs) God.
1044
00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:17,024
There's a reason that
we bury the dead, honey.
1045
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,650
Indians burn bodies
1046
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:21,361
and Vikings send them
out to sea. It's for...
1047
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,697
the living.
1048
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,491
So that we can move on
with our lives.
1049
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:26,909
You wanna send me out to sea?
1050
00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:29,119
Sometimes, I really do.
1051
00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:31,705
(laughs)
1052
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,666
(laughs)
1053
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,878
I just really want you
to find something else.
1054
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,800
Is that your big audition tape?
1055
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,386
Yeah.
1056
00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,056
How'd it go?
1057
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,892
It's terrible.
1058
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:55,145
Alright.
Well then...
1059
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,232
Work harder.
1060
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,159
(crowd cheering)
1061
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:10,661
College Student 1:
What's it like out there?
1062
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,704
College Student 2:
Tell Diana Ross I love her hair.
1063
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,790
Hey, y'all.
1064
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,208
It's for you.
1065
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,335
Bye!
1066
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:20,295
Should've known.
1067
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:23,590
Ten girls gathered around,
it's gotta be Earvin.
1068
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,926
Now, you know I only
kept them on the line
1069
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,427
so I could talk to you.
1070
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,637
Young Johnson:
Oh, everybody's going wild!
1071
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,138
Johnson makes the shot!
1072
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,641
He wins the finals! Woo!
1073
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,268
Johnson:
I don't know, Cook.
1074
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,852
The whole thing out here,
1075
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,021
ain't like how I thought
it was gonna be.
1076
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,899
Feel kind of small.
1077
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,401
Like Norm.
1078
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:44,444
He talk like he hot shit,
1079
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,698
but he got all
these side hustles.
1080
00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:49,575
Got a store here,
1081
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,369
a few words in a movie there,
1082
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:55,414
and they all... fine with it.
1083
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:58,250
It's just... I don't know.
1084
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,043
You want more.
1085
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:02,588
Johnson:
Of course.
1086
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,715
They out here treating us
like we The Sylvers,
1087
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:07,134
when I'm trying to be
the Jackson Five.
1088
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,177
(scoffs) Michael, at that.
1089
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,929
Johnson:
(laughs) Damn straight.
1090
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,473
And I ain't talkin'
no Tito or Jermaine.
1091
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,809
-(laughs)
-Johnson: But, Cook,
1092
00:48:15,892 --> 00:48:19,646
you shoulda seen the way that
they was up on Cosby last night.
1093
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,274
All these eyes and cameras.
1094
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:24,109
He was gettin' all the love.
1095
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,486
If you think
that's love, Earvin.
1096
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,489
Tsk. There you go.
1097
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:30,866
Just sayin'.
1098
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,868
-Johnson: Well,
what you expect?
-(laughs)
1099
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:34,620
If it was up to me,
1100
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,664
I'd have the real thing
right here with me.
1101
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,669
-I got a test in the morning.
-Johnson: Come on, Cook.
1102
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,589
I got a orange tree
right outside my door.
1103
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:48,383
-Good night, Earvin.
-Good night, Cook.
1104
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:58,352
(smooth R&B playing)
1105
00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,811
(fire crackling)
1106
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:03,440
Karen:
Mm. I was thinking a vase
or maybe an orchid.
1107
00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:05,692
But that's the perfect touch.
1108
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,569
Mm-hmm.
1109
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:10,155
I'll get it out of here.
1110
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:13,867
-No rush.
-That's that
for basketball.
1111
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:16,745
(inhales)
Now what?
1112
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,997
Well,
1113
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,541
I had some ideas.
1114
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,752
♪ ♪
1115
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,671
Mm-hmm?
1116
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,924
-Oh!
-Oh...
1117
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,343
Such as...
1118
00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:33,804
♪ ♪
1119
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:41,353
(exhales)
1120
00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:47,317
♪ ♪
1121
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,985
Oh, come on.
1122
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,197
(moaning)
1123
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,407
Jerry: Here.
1124
00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,492
(heavy breathing)
1125
00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:58,286
Hang on. You should go
get your diaphragm on.
1126
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,123
Or not.
1127
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,753
We could make
something new.
1128
00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:09,214
Together.
1129
00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:12,092
♪ ♪
1130
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:18,223
(heavy breathing)
1131
00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:20,892
(both moaning)
1132
00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,854
-Bill! Bill!
-Sharman: Not now, Jerry.
1133
00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:26,565
-Not now!
-Don't fucking "not now" me.
I saw the progression, Bill.
1134
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,984
This guy McKinney is
a fucking idiot savant.
1135
00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:30,694
I mean,
first year he came in,
1136
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,529
he turned that team in
Portland right around
1137
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:33,905
-as an assistant.
-Yep.
1138
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,700
I did. I spoke to Ramsay.
It was his X's and O's.
1139
00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:38,827
I mean, he took a squad of
spare parts and turned them into
1140
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,163
a fucking Rolex, made 'em
tick right to the title.
1141
00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,331
They call it "retired"
for a reason, Jerry.
1142
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,958
-Dr. Buss!
-Huh?
1143
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,335
This coaching thing.
1144
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:48,712
I got your guy.
1145
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:51,173
Too late!
Already got my own guy.
1146
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:52,424
Deal's already done.
1147
00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:54,801
Tark's driving out to meet me
at the Bay Club. Hey, hon?
1148
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,720
Come on with me,
and I'll drop you off
at your mother's
1149
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,180
when I get him
on the dotted line.
1150
00:50:58,263 --> 00:50:59,473
Jerry.
1151
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,809
Thank you for
your service.
1152
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,311
And, hey,
what do you know?
1153
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:06,521
I only have to change
one name on the door.
1154
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,940
(laughs)
That's what you call a mitzvah!
1155
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,692
That means good luck in Jewish.
1156
00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,360
Congratulations.
1157
00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:14,988
You're done.
1158
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,993
Lois:
Oh here, I found it.
2,500 square feet,
1159
00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:22,245
three bedrooms,
two and a half baths.
1160
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:24,706
You gotta think big, Lois!
1161
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,875
Something in the hills.
1162
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,503
-You know, the stilts.
-Lois: I'm not
vacuuming a mansion.
1163
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,254
They got Mexicans
for that!
1164
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,798
-Woman (on phone):
Hello, Vic?
-Hey ya, Rose.
1165
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,258
-Rose: Oh, hi, Tark.
-Vic there? We're on the road.
1166
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,718
Rose: He didn't
come home last night.
1167
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,179
You haven't heard from him?
He hasn't called you?
1168
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:42,224
Well, you know Vic.
He probably slept at the office.
1169
00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,518
Anyway, we'll see him there.
Alright. Love you, Rose.
1170
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,020
Lois:
Honey, this one
looks really good.
1171
00:51:47,103 --> 00:51:49,815
-(engine roars)
-Oh, honey! (laughs)
1172
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:53,610
♪ It's a good life ♪
1173
00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:55,737
♪ To be free
and explore... ♪
1174
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,031
Jerry:
We're gonna win
it all this year.
1175
00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,450
I can see it.
Tark is the last piece.
1176
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,160
He's gonna be
worth every penny.
1177
00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,621
And it's a lot of pennies,
let me tell you.
1178
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,916
Are you sure we can afford it?
1179
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,168
Afford what?
1180
00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,713
Well, I-I overheard
you and Grandma.
1181
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,757
-And Claire is worried...
-(laughs)
1182
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,134
because there's not that
much coming in so far.
1183
00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:20,554
♪ ...goodbye ♪
1184
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:23,557
You see that
airplane up there?
1185
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,559
You know how an airplane flies?
1186
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,853
Like the actual physics of it?
1187
00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,354
Well, let me tell you.
1188
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:31,356
It falls. No shit.
1189
00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:32,816
It falls out of the sky,
1190
00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:35,110
just fast enough
with enough velocity
1191
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,862
that it doesn't smash
into the ground,
1192
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,239
and then your wheels just touch,
1193
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,283
and you're right
where you wanna be.
1194
00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:42,659
♪ ♪
1195
00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:45,787
But, you can't tell
the paying customers that
1196
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:49,374
because you can't sell tickets
falling to New York.
1197
00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:51,751
♪ And in case
you wonder why ♪
1198
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,169
Jerry: But, kiddo,
1199
00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,005
you can't get anywhere
in this world
1200
00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,257
if you are afraid to fall.
1201
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,717
Okay?
1202
00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,094
Alright.
1203
00:53:01,177 --> 00:53:03,680
So, quit worrying.
I brought you with
for good luck.
1204
00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,765
-(phone ringing)
-♪ The good life ♪
1205
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:09,269
♪ To be free and explore ♪
1206
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,563
-(siren wailing)
-(phone ringing)
1207
00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,231
♪ The unknown ♪
1208
00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:16,026
-♪ Like the heartaches ♪
-(phone ringing)
1209
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:17,485
♪ When you learn... ♪
1210
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,571
-Tarkanian: Hello?
-Rose: (crying) Jerry?
1211
00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:22,449
-Tarkanian: Rose?
-Rose: They...
1212
00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,409
(sniffs) They found him.
1213
00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:25,869
They found Vic!
1214
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:29,831
♪ Please, remember,
I still want you ♪
1215
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:34,628
♪ And in case
you wonder why ♪
1216
00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,463
♪ Well, just wake up ♪
1217
00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:42,636
♪ Kiss that good life
goodbye ♪
1218
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,347
(vocalizing)
1219
00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:50,226
('70s pop song playing)
1220
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:52,646
♪ ♪
1221
00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,488
♪ Let me tell you a story ♪
1222
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,990
♪ About time trouble and me ♪
1223
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,992
♪ Time was
something I wasted ♪
1224
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,662
♪ And trouble's
all I could see ♪
1225
00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,872
♪ Standing there
by the mountain ♪
1226
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:13,500
♪ I knew what
I had to be ♪
1227
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,669
♪ Be the king
of a mountain ♪
1228
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:18,296
♪ And live a life to be free ♪
1229
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,423
♪ Eagles fly
to the mountains ♪
1230
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:23,009
♪ Like rivers
flow to the sea ♪
1231
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,428
♪ People make
their own wind now ♪
1232
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,764
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
1233
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,849
♪ You're the king
of the mountain ♪
1234
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,352
♪ You'd better
understand this ♪
1235
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:34,562
♪ You're the king
of the mountain ♪
1236
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:37,107
♪ It's something
that you can't miss ♪
1237
00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,275
♪ Eagles fly to
the mountain ♪
1238
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,820
♪ Like rivers
flow to the sea ♪
1239
00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:44,322
♪ The people chose
their own wind now ♪
1240
00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,449
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1241
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:49,828
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪