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早，小葛，我的單鰭小天使

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媽，是我，跟你問好

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我收到你的明信片了
現在放在小葛的魚缸上

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牠很好，可是不太爽

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一直問我怎麼不帶牠出門

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也許有一天會吧

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牠很想出來，可是只有一片鰭很難

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好了，媽，我很好，還不錯

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每天醒來還是像被公車撞到

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如果你…

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老哥，還在賣舊刷子和掃把？

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就在我家門口…我沒意見，再見

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媽，可惜你沒接到電話

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明天再打給你，再見囉

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糟糕，等一下

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可惡

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乾杯

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你看看

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看來有人…

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把吉薩大金字塔當成垃圾山

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裡面又沒東西

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或許沒有

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可是在那裡面

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有邪惡的東西

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你看，他們會拿大金屬鉤

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伸進鼻孔再往上拉

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所有器官就勾出來了，除了心臟以外

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為什麼？

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他們相信需要有心臟

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才能在冥界接受審判

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只有最尊貴的人才能通過蘆葦平原

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你覺得不公平嗎？不能通過蘆葦平原

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沒有這個問題，因為我沒死啊

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-史提維
-我…

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-最好不要又是你
-抱歉，唐娜，我來

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好了

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我跟你講過多少次了

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你不是導覽員，史提維

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其實是史蒂芬，我叫史蒂芬

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你誰都不是

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除非做好你份內的工作

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就是把這些賣給小朋友

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瞭解

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你好

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-你好
-糖果賣得如何？

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不知道這跟埃及有什麼關係

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當時沒這玩意吧？沒有

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他們喜歡無花果和椰棗

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我下個導覽團來了
我們明天還是約7點？

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-明天7點？
-全市最棒的牛排？

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-對
-好

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抱歉，可是…

53
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-怎樣？
-你在約我出去嗎？

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你真搞笑，到時候見

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史提維，你真壞
我不知道你主動出擊了

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我也不知道

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她說牛排嗎？

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吃素的去牛排館能吃什麼？

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不曉得，沙拉？麵包？

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我懂她為何答應，你挺帥的

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-把那些河馬拿上來
-沒問題

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塔威蕾，河馬女神，唐娜，我想到了

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早上來上班時我看到外面的布條

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你又遲到是它們害的嗎？

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不好意思

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-公車提早到…
-這星期三次了

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-遲到大王
-我知道

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所以這週你負責盤點，很好

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是，長官

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不，我想跟你說九柱神的布條和海報…

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-什麼？
-九柱神

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就像埃及神明的超級團體

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-有荷魯斯、歐西里斯、泰芙努特…
-拜託別說了

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就算你是來應徵導覽員，答案還是不行

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不，我想…聽你這麼說好難過

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我是想指出

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我不想批評行銷部，可是出了大紕漏

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上面有七個神，九柱神卻有九個

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他們有兩人遲到被我開除了

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你要是再對我碎碎唸
我絕對把你塞進石棺裡

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有問題去跟裡面的法老說

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-你走吧
-好

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-走吧，別管了
-對不起

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放著，出去，走開

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好，很高興跟你聊天

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-晚安，傑比
-晚安，史考提

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-再見
-史考提？

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是史蒂芬，芬芳的芬

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明天見

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真的，我的身體想要起來

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到處走，好像得走一萬步

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我根本不曉得，直到我醒過來

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所以我晚上想醒著，你認為呢？

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不，你說得對

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有人做的事情更怪，不過…

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不會？我認為有點…抱歉

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果仁糖給你吃

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我跟你說的那個女同事

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-我們明天要約會
-不好意思

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-能幫我們和他拍照嗎？
-沒問題

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-謝謝
-我們要去約會

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我根本沒問她，不曉得怎麼搞的

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一、二、三

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-好了
-謝謝

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-別忘了給小費
-對

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-再見
-謝謝

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總之我以後會交到女朋友

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床上不能出現腳踝束帶吧？

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那算是地雷吧？

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懂我意思嗎？你懂我意思

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我得想想辦法

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好，我該走了

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很高興跟你聊

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我們回頭見

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再見

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你好，歡迎來到「保持清醒」

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我們從解謎開始

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解謎是讓腦袋清醒的好辦法

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覺得解謎無聊？那就看書

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閱讀能使腦袋靈活專注

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想像置身於你所讀的故事中

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想參與哪個刺激的章節嗎？

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記住，你需要五小時才能保持自然

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你好，歡迎來到「保持清醒」

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我們從解謎開始

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解謎是讓腦袋清醒的好辦法

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覺得解謎無聊？

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那就看書

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你好，閱讀…
想參與哪個刺激的章節嗎？

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天啊

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好奇怪，怎麼回事？

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那是什麼？

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-繼續睡覺，懶蟲
-是誰？

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-你不該在這裡
-我完全同意

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-你在哪裡？
-將身體交給馬克

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什麼？身體？

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-交出身體？什麼身體？
-被那個白癡控制了

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你好

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嗨

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你在幹嘛？

141
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不…

142
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-別杵在那裡，快跑
-不…拜託

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他跑向村子去了

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天氣真好

145
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宛如置身天堂，但這不是天堂

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這是黑暗，有時躲在我們心裡

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我們想盡量讓地球變成天堂

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誰想先開始？

149
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你很勇敢，交出靈魂接受審判

150
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,291
想在我們的女神醒來前事奉她

151
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以阿米特之名
我只用她的一絲力量審判你

152
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這是一個好人的臉

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謝謝

154
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下一位是誰？

155
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求求你，哈羅，我必須知道

156
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叫我亞瑟，過來

157
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你願意不顧後果，接受你的天秤嗎？

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願意

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對不起

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我一生循規蹈矩

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我相信你

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但天秤看透一切
或許是即將發生的某件事

163
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但願你能活著看見我們創造的世界

164
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但阿米特已做了決定

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抱歉，交換出了問題

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我們遭到突襲，有人殺了我們兩個人

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他還在這裡嗎？

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我們認為還在

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-糟糕
-你…

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我認得你

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我？你好

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傭兵

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傭兵？我不是傭兵，我是禮品店店員

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我在禮品店上班，我叫史蒂芬葛蘭特

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我想回家，回倫敦

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倫敦？我幹嘛用這腔調

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-禮品店的史蒂芬葛蘭特
-是

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-你能歸還聖甲蟲嗎？
-什麼？好啦

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好，你是說…

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-千萬別給他
-拿去

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我強烈建議你還給我

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我沒…我…

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快啊…我手指僵住了

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00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:12,875
這…可能是高海拔的關係

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00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,250
拿去，好奇怪，抱歉

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-我不會再問你一遍
-我不是故意的

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我不知道自己怎麼了

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好了，快拿…

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00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,708
-天啊，我在阻止我的腿
-抓住他

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00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:32,875
我想阻止我的腿移動，我想給你

191
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,000
-等一下…
-沒事

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我在想辦法，我發誓我想給你

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拿到了

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不，白癡回來了

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抱歉

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天啊

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我要走了，好嗎？

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天啊

199
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,708
我知道你生氣，我惹你生氣，對不起

200
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,875
拜託，我不…

201
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:14,958
天啊

202
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:18,375
-你敢掉了聖甲蟲看看
-好啦…

203
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,875
這是我的車…

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00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:40,666
我在幹嘛？我根本沒帶駕照

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天啊，慘了，他們有好多輛

206
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,916
這一定是夢

207
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,041
他們會殺了我

208
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該死的蛋糕車，開快點

209
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:23,958
快點，讓路
謝謝，抱歉，謝謝

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真有禮貌

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等一下…抱歉砸你蛋糕，不…

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醒來，馬克
如果他失去聖甲蟲，我會殺了你們倆

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我不懂發生什麼事

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-卡車，笨蛋
-什麼？

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卡車

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不！

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00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,041
不…

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天啊

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我在倒車

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-他把槍丟了嗎？
-我不知道自己在幹嘛

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那就別管我們，寄生蟲

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快啊

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靠

224
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,958
尼安德塔人做的夢，古人類學家…

225
00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:48,833
怎樣，小葛？睡得好嗎？

226
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,916
不知道魚都夢到什麼

227
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,625
搞什麼…魚

228
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,666
什麼叫長回來？

229
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,708
昨天這條魚只有一片鰭
我買的時候就那樣

230
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:22,875
-今天，你看到什麼？
-我看到兩…

231
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:26,000
兩片鰭，抱歉，牠現在有兩片鰭

232
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,875
這樣正常還是…

233
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,541
你想換的話就換

234
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,625
我昨天說過，牠們…

235
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:33,583
什麼意思？昨天我沒來

236
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,708
好啦

237
00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:37,666
我說過，牠們都有兩片鰭

238
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,625
我不管那部小丑魚電影怎麼說

239
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,291
去找有賣殘障魚的店

240
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,208
-我沒空理你
-等等，那個時鐘準嗎？

241
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:46,916
不可能，我才剛醒來

242
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,750
你瘋啦？魚不對，時間不對
你不太對勁喔

243
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,708
我有約會，抱歉，我有約會

244
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:02,666
好

245
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,125
很挫

246
00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,916
您還在等人嗎？

247
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,375
對，應該不會來了吧？

248
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,458
豬頭，現在才打給我？

249
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:42,791
什麼意思？我在牛排館，我們約吃牛排

250
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:46,791
我一個人吃過了，兩天前

251
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:50,416
什麼？不是星期五嗎？今天

252
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,291
拜託，都星期天了

253
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:59,083
不，星期五還是在星期四後面吧？

254
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:02,250
反正今天是星期天

255
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:05,416
可以丟掉我的號碼了，再見

256
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:06,916
可是…

257
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,750
抱歉，今天星期幾？

258
00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:15,750
-星期天
-不

259
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,166
是…

260
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,458
真的嗎？

261
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,666
廚房快休息了

262
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:27,208
好，這樣吧

263
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,250
麻煩一份牛排

264
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:33,625
沒問題，您要哪個部位？

265
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,333
我想想

266
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,083
我要最好的部位

267
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:44,083
給我來一份

268
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:48,708
中段菲力，想吃幾分熟？

269
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:52,416
很好，非常好…

270
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:57,208
-幫您做全熟
-好

271
00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:00,083
聽起來很好吃

272
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:12,125
其實，我想她真的喜歡我

273
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,291
她很喜歡那些花

274
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,500
我很快就會帶她回家

275
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:22,041
你會喜歡她，她很有幽默感

276
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:26,791
總之，明天再跟你說，愛你，再見囉

277
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,500
你想吃嗎？

278
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,041
好

279
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,916
你可以吃一點點

280
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,041
如果你是小葛，我就是示巴女王

281
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:44,875
這什麼？

282
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:21,583
怎麼搞的？

283
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,791
有了

284
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,250
好

285
00:27:57,791 --> 00:27:58,750
蕾拉

286
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:16,166
喂？

287
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,708
天啊，你還活著

288
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:20,208
-對啊
-就這樣？

289
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,000
我傳訊息打電話給你好幾個月

290
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:25,500
你就不能告訴我你沒事嗎？

291
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,666
我以為你出事了

292
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:29,958
你在哪？跑到哪去了？

293
00:28:31,791 --> 00:28:33,208
喂？你…

294
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,625
抱歉，我剛在家裡發現這支手機

295
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,333
正在想是誰的

296
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,291
-幹嘛用這種口音？
-什麼？

297
00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:43,250
現在是怎麼回事？

298
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:46,250
抱歉，你以為我是誰？

299
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,333
什麼誰？你在搞什麼，馬克？

300
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,541
你叫我什麼？

301
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,083
你是誰？

302
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,125
你怎麼叫我馬克？

303
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,125
喂？

304
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,583
不…別這樣

305
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,083
史蒂芬

306
00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,625
史蒂芬

307
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:21,250
-有人嗎？
-史蒂芬

308
00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:27,250
-你必須停止
-誰說的？

309
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,500
-你會惹禍上身
-不…

310
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,291
有人在開玩笑

311
00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:00,291
真是的

312
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:18,875
史蒂芬

313
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,041
別找了

314
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:29,416
天啊，怎麼搞的？

315
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:30,916
怎麼回事？

316
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,458
天啊

317
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:10,666
一樓…快，一樓

318
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:36,583
先別關門

319
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:38,458
謝謝

320
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:49,750
你好

321
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,750
-你好
-你還好嗎？

322
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:53,750
沒事，謝謝

323
00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:56,583
我隱形眼鏡掉了

324
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:58,791
希望你能找到

325
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,333
大樓的電有問題吧？

326
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,916
老毛病了

327
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:06,916
-我們回到六樓了嗎？
-對，六樓

328
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,458
我朋友克萊兒住這裡，我來找她

329
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,291
她在等我

330
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,500
怎麼回事？

331
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:50,041
天啊，他是真的

332
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,666
傑比，你好嗎？

333
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,125
-你好嗎，史考提？
-史蒂芬

334
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:06,000
-又在看那部水獺影片嗎？
-牠們超可愛

335
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,458
很好，聽我說

336
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:10,750
我要你幫我留意，我被跟蹤了

337
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:13,250
-真的嗎？
-對，麻煩你

338
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:16,500
-別讓任何人進來
-這是博物館，很難吧

339
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,750
當然，我是說可疑的人

340
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,708
誰想進來都行，免門票

341
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,125
-我懂，那個人…
-你能拿到樓下嗎？

342
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,666
-等等，我知道
-該走了，我媽

343
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,833
-等一下
-馬上拿到樓下

344
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:29,625
-幫幫我
-能請你拿到樓下嗎？

345
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,250
天啊，公車上那個人

346
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,500
我不管，拿到樓下…

347
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:37,875
能請你等我一下嗎？

348
00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,833
謝謝你，唐娜

349
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:42,666
今晚你還是要盤點

350
00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,916
-你真的在這裡上班
-天啊

351
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,416
我以為史蒂芬葛蘭特是化名
在這裡找到你太意外了

352
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,291
抱歉，朗尼，這個人在跟蹤我

353
00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:09,083
-我不知道…
-讚美阿米特

354
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:14,250
-謝謝
-朗尼，你也有份？

355
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,625
老兄，我沒有你的甲蟲，我發誓

356
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:24,041
不，聖甲蟲不是我的
是她的，你知道阿米特嗎？

357
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:27,958
我知道阿米特嗎…不認識

358
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:31,458
埃及神明，對吧？

359
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,250
世界最早的妖怪

360
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,541
她對壞人來說才是妖怪

361
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,791
-是
-她厭倦了等待

362
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,458
等罪人犯了罪才能懲罰他們

363
00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:44,250
你會等玫瑰枯死才除草嗎？

364
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:45,750
我不會

365
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:49,458
阿米特的正義審視我們的生命

366
00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,500
-瞭解
-過去、現在、未來

367
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:53,708
她知道我們做過什麼，將會做什麼

368
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,833
好，書上一定漏掉了這部分

369
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:05,291
想想看

370
00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:08,791
要是阿米特獲得自由

371
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,375
她就會防止希特勒造成的破壞

372
00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:15,583
尼祿、亞美尼亞種族滅絕、波布

373
00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:18,041
-都不是好人
-但她遭到背叛

374
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:21,791
-是嗎？
-遭其他懶惰的神背叛

375
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:24,333
甚至是她自己的阿凡達

376
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:27,125
《阿凡達》，藍種人，我愛那部片

377
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,416
-我說的阿凡達是指…
-你是說動漫嗎？

378
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,958
-史蒂芬，停
-你會殺了我嗎？

379
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,708
令人抓狂吧？

380
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:45,250
你腦中出現的聲音

381
00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:50,250
沒完沒了，永不滿足

382
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,291
不管你多努力取悅它

383
00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:57,208
它都會吞噬你，直到所剩無幾

384
00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,583
僅存一具空殼

385
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,291
你越求救

386
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,583
就越像喊狼來了的男孩

387
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,291
我幫不了你

388
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:11,083
我是在幫你

389
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:15,000
我看到你在阿爾卑斯山殺了那個女人

390
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:18,875
我只是告訴她
幾百萬人很快就會知道的事

391
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,750
你想知道真相嗎？

392
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,333
你的內心一片混亂

393
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:46,041
內心什麼？

394
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,291
讓他走

395
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,083
慘了

396
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,166
有人嗎？唐娜？

397
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:42,083
傑比？

398
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:45,125
博物館竟然允許帶寵物

399
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,125
哈囉

400
00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,166
有人嗎？

401
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,958
你在哪裡，小混蛋？

402
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,416
你在做什麼，史蒂芬？

403
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,250
哈囉

404
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:10,916
有人嗎？

405
00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:17,333
真是的

406
00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,375
我聽見你了，你聽見我了嗎？

407
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,958
找到了

408
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:54,375
禮品店的史蒂芬葛蘭特

409
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:58,250
交出聖甲蟲，你就能活命

410
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,416
天啊

411
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:33,541
天啊

412
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,625
天啊

413
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,333
史蒂芬

414
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,916
史蒂芬，我能救我們

415
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,083
但這次你不能反抗我

416
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,291
你得給我控制權，懂嗎？

417
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,958
控制什麼？你在說什麼？

418
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:56,416
那玩意就要破門而入，沒時間了

419
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,916
-好，聽我說
-可惡，不！

420
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,083
-看著我
-不

421
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,500
-看著我
-你不是真的

422
00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:04,041
-是真的，我是真的
-你不是真的

423
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:07,083
-這一切都不是真的
-是，史蒂芬，給我控制權

424
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,583
只有這個辦法

425
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:11,791
-我快死了
-你…史蒂芬

426
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,458
-我快死了…
-看著我

427
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:16,458
你不會死

428
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,791
讓我救我們

429
00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:55,041
《月光騎士》

430
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:28,208
字幕翻譯： Aaron Wu