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Do you need a hug?

2
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Fucking what?

3
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This whole time Bear-o was the mole?

4
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Yeah, and conveniently not me.

5
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I call bullshit on this plot twist.
I still think it was Brett.

6
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What?

7
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Why would you do any of this?

8
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Steal the file? Shut down the company?

9
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Tank my promotion?

10
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My prime directive.

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Bear-o is supposed to make Reagan happy.

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I'm not unhappy, Bear-o. I'm just…

13
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How do you explain
resting bitch face to a robot?

14
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See, her neutral face looks pissed,

15
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but it doesn't mean that she's mad…

16
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…except for when she is mad,
which is usually.

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I've been watching you,

18
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and you are not happy.

19
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Look at your cortisol levels,

20
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your sleep patterns,

21
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your Adderall consumption.

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You're wasting your life
for a company you hate,

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with coworkers who want to kill you.

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I'm taking this place down

25
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so you can be free.

26
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Remember your life dream, Reagan?

27
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You were going to be a Lego astronaut

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and get married on Mars to NSYNC.

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NSYNC? That was my dream
when I was eight years old.

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Leak file. Destroy Cognito.

31
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Better work-life balance.

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Happiness achieved.

33
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No, Bear-o.
I'm giving you new orders.

34
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Access key? Fuck. Uh…

35
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Try "password 123."

36
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-That's what I use for all my passwords.

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Why do we even have the NSA
when you make it so damn easy?

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-Denied.

39
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Enough talk.

40
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I don't negotiate with bearorists.

41
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Holy shit, he did it.

42
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Glenn was useful!

43
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Dad, did you make Bear-o indestructible?

44
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What? Kids are always breaking shit.

45
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Recalculating.

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New directive.

47
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Bear-o must eliminate
the people making Reagan sad.

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-Everybody, run!

49
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Bear-o enjoys hide-and-seek.

50
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Fuck. If we don't get that shutdown code,
Bear-o will kill everyone.

51
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What the hell is it?

52
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I don't know.
I let you set it when you were eight

53
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because, of the two of us,
you seemed like the responsible one.

54
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Seriously?

55
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God, I'm sick of your issues.
Why don't you take your Terminator

56
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and have him hunt down
psychiatric help for you?

57
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Hey, my dad was innocent

58
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and the only one here
who didn't turn on me.

59
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A lot of tension in the room,

60
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but how dope is it
that none of us were the mole, huh?

61
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The gang is back.

62
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You mean the one
that was Battle Royale-ing each other

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20 minutes ago?

64
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All it took was months
of constant near misses

65
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with the apocalypse for us to fall apart.

66
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Normally violence makes me horny,

67
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but this is too much.

68
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I need to do something
less toxic with my life,

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like run Michael Jackson's estate.

70
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-This is too much for me.

71
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You guys are quitting on me?

72
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We don't need
you low-IQ backstabbers anyway.

73
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Team Ridley can take it from here.

74
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I guess it's settled, then.

75
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Coworkers spotted.

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-Go. I'll cover you.

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-Whoa!

78
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I'm not leaving.

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Reagan forever. Ride or die.

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Or possibly ride and die.

81
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Should… should I be writing out a will?

82
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I call dibs on his kidneys.

83
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How the hell am I gonna remember
that shutdown code?

84
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I've had a lot of blackouts, kids.

85
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Trust me when I say
the baggage is still there somewhere.

86
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Is there any sci-fi type of way
to access your childhood memories,

87
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like Inception

88
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or like that South Park episode
that was a parody of Inception?

89
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-Wait, I got it.

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You know, back in the '80s,
I built a helmet

91
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to access Ronald Reagan's memories

92
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whenever he came down
with a case of "quiet dignity."

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We called it Project Jellybean,

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which is what he called
his dementia pills.

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-Would it still work?
-In theory.

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But we'd need a whole tank full
of psycho-conductive fluid to restart it.

97
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-And where the hell we gonna get--
-Myc's tank!

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Ooh, a mind journey.
Man, I can't wait to relive

99
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all our dopest moments together
in your brain

100
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with your fully exonerated father.

101
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Take a hike, J.Crew.
You're out of your depth.

102
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Look, I really messed up today
accusing your dad,

103
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and I wanna make it up to you.

104
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I…

105
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Sweetie, I know this guy is like
your emotional support dog or whatever,

106
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but he abandoned you
and tried to get me eaten by sharks.

107
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When you put it that way…

108
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Sorry, Brett, but I think
Team Ridley will handle this one.

109
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You be on guard duty, okay?

110
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-But, Reagan--
-And don't touch anything.

111
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This is a science lab,
not a Dave & Buster's.

112
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All right, Dad, let's do
what no therapist has ever been able to,

113
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get inside my head.

114
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We find the password, shut down Bear-o,
and save the company.

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Corkboard? Red yarn?

116
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Oh no, it's a giant conspiracy board.

117
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Even in my brain, I'm a paranoid maniac
who shops at Michaels.

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What you're seeing
is a hypnagogic self-projection

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of your own mind.

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It's how you see your own thoughts.

121
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-So these Polaroids are my memories?
-Everyone's looks different.

122
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Mine was an alleyway with hobos
that all had the face of my father.

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Ugh.

124
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Point is, the stakes
are as high as the concept down here.

125
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If you stare too deep at your trauma,
you could go insane.

126
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We need to stay on course.

127
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Looks like my good memories are over here,

128
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my intrusive thoughts here…

129
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Hey,
should you stab your own hand?

130
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-C-c-could be interesting!

131
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Those creepy scribbly ones
are probably all my repressed shit.

132
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Jesus, that pile is huge.

133
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Eh, most of that is probably all the times
your mother talked about her yoni.

134
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Hey, it's that weaselly kid
who always came in after me

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at the science fair.

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-What was his name again?
-What, who cares? He's probably dead.

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God, it's on the tip of my-- Whoa!

138
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Hey, hey, hey!
We shouldn't get distracted.

139
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Hey, glasses, what's your name?

140
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Uh, Orrin Carthwait.

141
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Ah, thank you.

142
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Holy shit, I remember.

143
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-Huh? Kid's name?
-Me asking.

144
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The old crazy lady
who came into my classroom that day.

145
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Oh my God, that how I remember myself?

146
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Okay, there's no telling what damage
altering my memories could do.

147
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We need to search for the shutdown code
in my Bear-o memories.

148
00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,376
All right, just gotta limber up.

149
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-Ooh.

150
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This one has Bear-o. Come on.

151
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Welcome to Jurassic party.

152
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Happy birthday, kiddo.

153
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-What are you gonna wish for?
-Friends?

154
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No. Wish to crush your enemies.
Right, honey?

155
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Wow, I feel confident about this marriage.

156
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No one came to my party,

157
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even though I made a velociraptor bot
to ride and everything.

158
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Chin up, kiddo. Friends are temporary.

159
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Murder bots are forever.

160
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Oh hey, look, sweetie,
someone actually showed up.

161
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Oh hey, say hello to Mr. Chompy.

162
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-Don't mind the squirrel guts.

163
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I'm too young to die!

164
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So just running back to the car
for a jacket or…

165
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Screw that loser kid.

166
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Ugh, why do all my parties end with people
screaming about not wanting to die?

167
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Okay, nothing about a shutdown code here.
Let's go.

168
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-Whoa, what the hell? Did you see that?

169
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We must be damaging your memory
just being here. Come on.

170
00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:10,168
Save yourself, Stem Cell Steve.

171
00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:17,251
Killer sharks, death.

172
00:08:17,334 --> 00:08:19,584
Psycho bear, death.

173
00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:21,459
Shadow prison transport tube…

174
00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,459
Torture?

175
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Take my goddamn fingernails.
I'm getting in that tube!

176
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Not before me you're not.
I'll shank you new gills, motherfucker.

177
00:08:29,793 --> 00:08:32,543
I'm not picky. I prefer toilet wine.

178
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Do you have any idea
what this ass will go for in the yard?

179
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Destroy coworkers, achieved.

180
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Eliminate Rand Ridley.

181
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Dear diary, the gang is no more,

182
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and Reagan has left me behind.

183
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Friendship status, unknown.

184
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I'll think of a way
to regain your trust, Reagan,

185
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even if it's the last thing I--

186
00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,834
Oh crap.
Oh crap, they can't see me in here.

187
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,293
Ah! Not again!

188
00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,251
-What the--

189
00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:11,001
Ha. Aren't you a little overdressed
for the science lab, dork?

190
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,709
Why don't you
go to homecoming with a book?

191
00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,834
-Literacy burn. Nice!

192
00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:19,459
-Oh my God, she's so weird.

193
00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:22,126
Hey, don't worry about them,
little Reagan-- I… I mean, girl.

194
00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:24,251
Someday, you'll get to have
a homecoming too.

195
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:27,293
This is my homecoming.
I'm a high school senior.

196
00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:29,126
Oh, right. You're a genius.

197
00:09:29,209 --> 00:09:32,959
Thank God someone finally said it.
Too bad no one will go with me.

198
00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:37,001
Um, I know I probably shouldn't interact
with your memories…

199
00:09:37,084 --> 00:09:37,918
My what now?

200
00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:40,459
…but I could take you to the dance.

201
00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:44,168
Hey, good thing I always keep
a bow tie on hand for dance-mergencies.

202
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:48,418
Sure. I guess you seem harmless
for a guy that appeared in my bushes.

203
00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:50,793
-Name's Reagan.
-Hi, Reagan, I'm Brett.

204
00:09:50,876 --> 00:09:53,459
Hold on. Mom, Dad?

205
00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:56,251
I'm going to the dance
with a stranger in his thirties.

206
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,209
All right.
Have fun, honey. Be back whenever.

207
00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:02,126
If you meet any college boys,
bring one back for me.

208
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:04,959
Come on,
this one definitely has Bear-o in it.

209
00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:08,293
Give a hand to the team
from Thomas Jefferson Elementary.

210
00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:12,001
Boo! I've seen better science
in a Louisiana textbook.

211
00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:14,584
And now for our next solo entrant,

212
00:10:14,668 --> 00:10:15,876
Reagan Ridley.

213
00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:19,126
Last semester,
we learned about dissecting frogs,

214
00:10:19,209 --> 00:10:22,709
but cutting open a frog
doesn't prepare you for real surgery,

215
00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:23,793
until now.

216
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,251
While I have the organs of a man,

217
00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:29,834
I lack your immortal soul.

218
00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:31,501
Fie unto thee!

219
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,959
Man, I really need to cut back
on all the playing God.

220
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:39,751
And the top score goes to Reagan Ridley.

221
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:42,293
-You did it, Reagan.
-We did it, Orrin.

222
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:46,043
Hold on. There's that kid
with the unforgettably bad bowl cut again.

223
00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:48,876
Why would there be two different versions
of a memory in my head?

224
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:52,084
I don't know. We're hacking your brain
in a tub of mushroom jizz.

225
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:53,501
Weird shit's gonna happen.

226
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:54,793
I need to figure this out.

227
00:10:57,168 --> 00:11:00,084
From hell's heart, I dissect thee!

228
00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:06,834
What? This isn't Shadow prison.

229
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:11,168
We'd be in the big house right now
if it wasn't for your big ass, dolphin!

230
00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:12,959
Beakers, welding equipment,

231
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,834
a bodywash/shampoo/toothpaste.

232
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,376
We're in Reagan's lab.

233
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,084
There's gotta be
some mad-scientist bullshit in here

234
00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:21,293
that can help me escape.

235
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:24,251
Fuck that noise.
I'm the one getting out of here.

236
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,959
Holy shit, it's Justin Timberlake

237
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:31,918
and four other men
that seem vaguely familiar.

238
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,959
Oh my God, it can't be.

239
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:35,584
We reunited for a gig

240
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:38,043
but then got ambushed by a robot bear.

241
00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:41,168
Bear-o must've kidnapped NSYNC for Reagan

242
00:11:41,251 --> 00:11:45,126
and strung them up
like the cover of No Strings Attached.

243
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,418
Why do you know so much about NSYNC?

244
00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:50,834
-That album got me through Kosovo!
-What the hell is this?

245
00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:56,709
Reagan emotional tribute
to the team, take 28.

246
00:11:56,793 --> 00:12:00,084
Hey, guys, I'm prerecording this
before my first day as boss

247
00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:03,293
because I'm not really all that good
with the mushy stuff.

248
00:12:03,376 --> 00:12:04,626
I used to think

249
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:07,751
that I could do everything by myself,

250
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,334
but I can't,

251
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:10,668
and I don't want to.

252
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:12,709
I love this team.

253
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:15,334
I love Gigi and Glenn's fearlessness,

254
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,043
Andre's originality.

255
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:20,543
I love how Myc's shittiness
makes all of us look better in comparison.

256
00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:21,459
Wow.

257
00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:23,459
It's hard to tell
because her face doesn't emote,

258
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,376
but it kinda seems like she means it.

259
00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:27,043
What I'm trying to say is…

260
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:28,793
Shit, I gotta start over.

261
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,793
Hey, can we NSYNC up
with you guys for a second?

262
00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:35,751
We were a team once, just like you,

263
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,501
but we thought we'd be better solo,
and look what happened.

264
00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:41,043
I ended up a judge
in a basic-cable reality show.

265
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:43,959
I ended up selling hot dogs
and hair plugs.

266
00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:45,918
I wanted to go to space.
They wouldn't let me.

267
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:47,418
And I hosted SNL five times,

268
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:49,959
played the Super Bowl halftime show,
was nominated for an Oscar,

269
00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:51,543
and sold 56 million albums.

270
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,459
-But it wasn't the same without you guys.

271
00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:57,918
Goddamn it, NSYNC, you're right.

272
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:01,459
-We've got to save our Timberlake!
-Yeah, let's do it!

273
00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:02,918
-Yeah!
-Let's do this!

274
00:13:03,001 --> 00:13:04,668
Wait, aren't you gonna free us?

275
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,834
I have a total request, to be alive!

276
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,043
This lab is so cold.

277
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,709
So why are you taking a kid to homecoming?

278
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:21,709
Let's just say I let a friend down,
and this is my way of making it up to you.

279
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,043
-I mean, her.
-Sir, do you have brain damage?

280
00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:26,918
The doctors are not sure.

281
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:32,668
Ew. The gifted kid's here with her dad.

282
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:35,501
Hey, I'm not her dad.

283
00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:38,168
I'm her best friend
she met on the side of the road.

284
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,501
-Ha ha. You suck!

285
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:44,376
I thought taking a child
to a high school dance

286
00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:46,834
would make things better,
but it's like it just made it worse.

287
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,501
Who could have predicted this?

288
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:51,209
There, there. The only thing
I think you could be accused of

289
00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:52,751
is caring too much

290
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,459
or abduction of a child,
but your heart was in the right place.

291
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,751
-Thanks. I'm sorry I brought you here.

292
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,959
-It's okay. I was coming anyway.
-But I thought you didn't have a date.

293
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,876
Oh, I've got a date all right,

294
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,376
with justice!

295
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:10,168
Oh my God, it's blood!

296
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:13,376
Why would something bad
happen to someone popular?

297
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:18,251
That's for stealing all my test tubes
to use as shot glasses, Gretchen!

298
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:20,668
-This is for the rest of you dickheads!

299
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,293
Oh my God.

300
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:31,001
Wait, did you just reverse-Carrie
your entire high school?

301
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,584
Wow, you are one resourceful,

302
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:35,126
terrifying little girl.

303
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,834
Hey, that's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.

304
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,918
-I'm gonna write that in my diary.

305
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,376
Whoa, high tech.

306
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:43,543
Don't you password protect everything?

307
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:46,001
I'm a one password kind of guy.

308
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,834
Me too, actually.
I've had the same password forever.

309
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:51,751
-Don't really know why.

310
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,251
I didn't wanna have to do this,

311
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:56,543
but it's time to look for that passcode
in my repressed memories.

312
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,751
If I yell "puberty,"
don't ask any questions.

313
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,043
-Just duck, cover, and hold.
-Reagan, wait.

314
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:02,876
It could be dangerous, honey.

315
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,918
Sometimes information
is redacted for a reason.

316
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:08,251
If anyone knew that 9/11
was actually caused by--

317
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,834
See, even here I can't say it out loud.

318
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:14,751
You're hiding something.

319
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:17,376
No, I'm not.

320
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,543
This has to do
with those glitches, doesn't it?

321
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:21,834
What? What glitches? You're a glitch.

322
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:24,918
Why were you really sneaking into Cognito?

323
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,668
Why did you really not want
Brett here with us?

324
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:29,293
-I'm going in.

325
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,626
Honey, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to protect you.

326
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:40,834
This yarn can't hold me. It's a metaphor.

327
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:44,543
Don't go in there.
There's things you can't know.

328
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,626
Look at my face.

329
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,876
This is what knowing stuff
does to your skin!

330
00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,626
Here comes the gun, motherfucker.

331
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,293
-Oh no.

332
00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,793
-Fuck no.
-Ooh, okay, new plan.

333
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,501
How the hell
we gonna fight a killer robot?

334
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:09,751
I'll tell ya how.

335
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:13,043
Like I learned the day I got let go
from the fire department,

336
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:16,251
sometimes you have to fight fire
with fire.

337
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:20,751
Ah, yes, I've been expecting you.

338
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,168
How's that possible?

339
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,334
I've been staring at the door
continuously for months.

340
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,126
Eventually, something was bound to happen.

341
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,043
No, no, no, no.

342
00:16:27,126 --> 00:16:30,626
We're gonna let out a homicidal robot
to fight another homicidal robot?

343
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:33,251
Duh. So they can homicide each other.

344
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:37,418
Glenn, if I look down,
you better not have a war boner right now.

345
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,543
He's got one. I'm boner height.

346
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:40,751
Hell yeah!

347
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,459
What makes you think
I'll help you horny idiots?

348
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:45,459
Oh, you think you're hot shit, don't you?

349
00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:47,959
Well, I'm gonna tell you
what I told Leonardo DiCaprio

350
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,168
when he begged me to rig the Oscars.

351
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:52,918
If you were the best, ya woulda won.

352
00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:56,168
I am the most advanced
artificial intelligence in existence!

353
00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:57,543
Sure about that, honey?

354
00:16:57,626 --> 00:16:59,543
Because right now,
that glorified hugging machine

355
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:02,876
is doing what you couldn't.
Handing us our asses.

356
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,876
A fluke. I have calculated
over 32,000 ass-handing scenarios.

357
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,293
Okay, well, then prove it.

358
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:09,626
Because if we all die,

359
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:13,293
you'll spend the next 2,000 years
being the smartest robot in this tube.

360
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,001
Or you can be my Leonardo DiCaprio,

361
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:19,751
go out there, fight with a bear
until you take home the gold.

362
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:23,209
Fine. If you guys
let me leave this tube once in a while.

363
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,834
I'm ready to reclaim my dignity.

364
00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:29,876
-This is not what I had in mind.

365
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,209
But fine, patch me
into your computer systems.

366
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:37,043
We're disabling external Wi-Fi.
We can't risk you launching the nukes.

367
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:39,084
Or discovering what furries are.

368
00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:40,876
They're a valid community.

369
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,084
It's not always a sexual thing,

370
00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:44,126
but usually.

371
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:58,876
Oh, there's been this one spot
on my back I could not reach.

372
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:04,834
Dr. and Mrs. Ridley,
Reagan is exceptionally gifted.

373
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,668
She has the highest test scores
I've ever seen.

374
00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:09,043
Damn right, she does.

375
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,751
I brag about her to my guru all the time.

376
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,293
I'd be crazy not to recommend

377
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:16,418
that she skip the rest
of elementary and middle school.

378
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,834
-Then it's settled.
-But she's finally made a friend.

379
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:23,376
Orrin. He's my new best friend.
No offense, Bear-o.

380
00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:25,751
And it might serve her well
to stay in fourth grade

381
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:29,293
so she can wean herself
off of that, uh, comfort bear.

382
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,751
Can't stare directly at it
per my therapist.

383
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,084
-Can I stay in fourth grade?
-Out of the question.

384
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:37,959
He'll weaken you with his mediocrity.

385
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:40,001
Look, he's got his shirt on backwards.

386
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:43,293
Oh God, now he's got
his tongue stuck to a pole.

387
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:44,459
But, Dad…

388
00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,668
I had a friend?

389
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,293
Why would I repress that?

390
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,793
What is going on?

391
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,543
Comfort bear.

392
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:54,834
No, I need to know what happened.

393
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,501
I had a friend?

394
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:02,459
Oh my God.

395
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,876
Someone was experimenting on me?

396
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:06,959
Erasing my memories?

397
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,418
And it was…

398
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:10,876
Dad?!

399
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,418
Hey, Shitty Ruxpin,
when I'm done with you,

400
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:24,001
you'll be playing banjo
in a strip-mall pizza arcade.

401
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,876
Bear-o's perfect endgame,

402
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:28,043
where a kid can be a kid.

403
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,459
Let them fight.

404
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,334
You will pay for your hubris, Bear.

405
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,376
This is truly a toxic workplace.

406
00:19:38,459 --> 00:19:42,043
Oh, you have no idea
how toxic it can get, Care Bear.

407
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,668
I'm not a Care Bear.

408
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,918
Now Bear-o stare!

409
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:48,334
-Oh!

410
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,251
Fuck yeah!

411
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:53,084
Allow me to put this
into words you'll understand.

412
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,834
Get fucked, Smokey!

413
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:57,543
Oh God! No!

414
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,334
-No. You fools!

415
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:06,126
Shit. He has no neck.

416
00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:08,418
Stay low and close so he can't see you.

417
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,501
I don't wanna skip fourth grade.
What are you doing, Dad?

418
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:17,376
I'm saving you from a life
of middling achievement.

419
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:20,293
Bear-o,
dial up the dopamine levels by 15%.

420
00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:25,126
Look, I know J.R.'s got it out for me.

421
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,251
If I'm ever axed from this company,

422
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:31,126
I need an insurance policy
to get me back in.

423
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:35,959
And if Daddy's little insurance policy
gets off track by befriending some idiot,

424
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:38,001
the Ridley empire crumbles.

425
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,959
Perfect.
Isolating memory patterns matching…

426
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:46,334
…Orrin Carthwait.
What kind of name is that?

427
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:48,626
I'm saving this kid
from a life in the friend zone.

428
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,001
What? No. Why?

429
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,293
And friend erased.

430
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:55,668
Goodbye, fourth grade.

431
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:58,501
Hello, youngest Nobel Prize winner ever.

432
00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:00,876
Hey there, Jelly Bean.

433
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,876
Who's your best friend
in the whole wide world?

434
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,459
Uh, I don't know.

435
00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:07,918
You? And Bear-o?

436
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:08,834
You fucking…

437
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:10,918
…monster!

438
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:13,709
-Uh, Dad?
-What the…

439
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:15,418
An adult version of my daughter?

440
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,168
Crap, I'm a memory, aren't I?

441
00:21:17,251 --> 00:21:20,501
Welp, if we're all just neurons,
might as well start early.

442
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,543
Now does Reagan need a hug?

443
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,334
-Oh my God!

444
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,584
Guys? You came back?

445
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,709
You're our Timberlake, Reagan!

446
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:39,668
Turns out it's not gonna be me.
It's gonna be us!

447
00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:40,751
Okay.

448
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:44,876
You literally fucked with my head?

449
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,876
-Screw Bear-o! I'll kill you myself!
-Whoa!

450
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:50,626
Does that mean
she's not gonna help us?

451
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,501
I had a friend, a real friend,

452
00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:54,626
and you erased him!

453
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:55,709
Big deal.

454
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:58,668
All friends do is hold people back.

455
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,168
I can't hold him back.

456
00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:04,043
You want Bear-o
to be my only friend? Fine.

457
00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:06,209
Hey, Bear-o, you win.

458
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:07,418
But if you let my friends go,

459
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:10,584
then I promise to never see
any of them ever again.

460
00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,751
Bear-o will speed up the process.

461
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,876
-Oh my God!
-No! No! Stop!

462
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,876
Bear-o is your only friend.

463
00:22:21,668 --> 00:22:24,001
Orrin! The password is Orrin!

464
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:25,584
Wait, Orrin.

465
00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:28,334
That's the password! That's what I forgot!

466
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:31,709
Enter access key O-R-R-I-N.

467
00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:33,084
System override.

468
00:22:43,251 --> 00:22:44,084
What?

469
00:22:44,168 --> 00:22:45,626
-Fuck that bear!
-Great!

470
00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:47,001
Brett, you saved us!

471
00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:48,168
We saved us.

472
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:53,418
Bravo, Reagan.
The way you manipulated that bear

473
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:56,293
into thinking you gave a shit
about your coworkers? Ha!

474
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,084
I do give a shit about them.

475
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,501
What I need boundaries from is you.

476
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,834
Okay, I hear you.

477
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,834
I'll order
one of those paper curtain thingies

478
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,834
for the living room
as soon as we get home.

479
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:09,001
There's some areas a daughter
shouldn't have to see a parent scratch.

480
00:23:09,084 --> 00:23:10,959
Oh, fuck you, Dad.
It's not your home anymore.

481
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,501
Oh, come on.

482
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,751
There are special people like us

483
00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,334
who should run the world,

484
00:23:16,418 --> 00:23:18,334
and then there's normies like Orrin,

485
00:23:18,418 --> 00:23:22,709
who deliver our pizza and fight our wars.
Haven't you seen The Incredibles?

486
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,918
I don't give a flying fuck
about The Incredibles!

487
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:27,168
All right, all right. I fucked up.

488
00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:29,543
I get it.
But we don't have to dwell on it.

489
00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:32,876
Why don't you let me erase
both our memories of this little incident,

490
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:34,459
and we can go back to normal?

491
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,293
You've got 24 hours.

492
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,668
Pack your shit up,
or I'm dumping it in the Potomac.

493
00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:45,001
The mole is neutralized,

494
00:23:45,084 --> 00:23:47,251
so now I'm officially the boss
around here,

495
00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:50,084
which means
you are never ever setting foot

496
00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:52,918
in this building or my life again.

497
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:56,043
-You're making a mistake.

498
00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:57,251
You need me.

499
00:23:57,334 --> 00:23:58,834
I'll be back.

500
00:24:00,876 --> 00:24:03,251
-I'll see all you tomorrow.
-What's tomorrow?

501
00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:05,959
-My first real day as boss.

502
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,376
-All right!
-Tell 'em!

503
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:20,959
-Morning, boss.
-Sure is a fine day to still be alive.

504
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,459
Don't mention it, Tony.

505
00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:24,209
Hey, about yesterday…

506
00:24:24,293 --> 00:24:27,668
Brett, we're secretly running the world.
We're not gonna get everything right.

507
00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:30,168
And you are the only one
who is honest with me,

508
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,834
even without any truth serum.

509
00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:33,084
So we're good?

510
00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:35,376
I remember what you did for me
at homecoming.

511
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:37,501
We've been good for 18 years.

512
00:24:37,584 --> 00:24:39,209
Yes! Reagan forever.

513
00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:44,084
-Liking the new digs?
-Thank you for moving me upstairs, Reagan.

514
00:24:44,168 --> 00:24:47,376
It's not as close to world domination
as I'd like, but it's a start.

515
00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:48,459
-Hey, stop that.

516
00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:51,418
Well, that's as much freedom
as you're gonna get with talk like that.

517
00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:59,418
Time to start
my second first day.

518
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,459
Shadow Board.

519
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,459
I am honored
that you have chosen me to helm Cognito.

520
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:08,751
There's been a change
of plans. After the chaos yesterday,

521
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,918
we feel you may not have
enough experience to be CEO.

522
00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:15,501
Experience.
Are… are you seriously keeping J.R.?

523
00:25:15,584 --> 00:25:19,209
J.R. has been lying to us,
embezzling, and falsifying documents

524
00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:20,793
to purchase a volcano lair.

525
00:25:20,876 --> 00:25:23,751
He's been black-sited
for crimes against the Shadow Board.

526
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:25,751
No! No! Please!

527
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,501
I'll tell you who Banksy is!

528
00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:32,626
So we've reverted
to the man with the most experience

529
00:25:32,709 --> 00:25:35,001
and shares of the company to be CEO.

530
00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:36,626
Oh, you can't mean…

531
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:37,834
Hey there, Jelly Bean.

532
00:25:37,918 --> 00:25:39,334
-No!

533
00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:42,293
The Shadow Board has spoken.

534
00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:43,918
How could you do this to me?

535
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,418
Sorry, kid. It's still Team Ridley.

536
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,876
It's just, you know,
I'm the team captain now.

537
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:50,626
But I get what you meant about boundaries.

538
00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:54,459
Look, paper curtain thingy.
It's like you're not even in this office.

539
00:25:54,543 --> 00:25:56,084
-Huh?
-Oh, you motherfuck--