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[somber music playing]

2
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[Robe 1] The turning has started early.

3
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Another must join our ranks.

4
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The dark initiation is nigh.

5
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[display beeping]

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-[tires screech]
-[gasps] Sweet baby Jesus.

7
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The corn made a picture!

8
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[Robe 1] The time has come.

9
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[Shadow Board] The time has come.
The time has come.

10
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The time has come. The time has come.

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The time has come.

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The time has come… [exhales]

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-…for year-end bonus o'clock!
-[party horn blowing]

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-Great news, guys.
-[upbeat music playing]

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I know I can be
a real cabal-buster sometimes.

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But the numbers are in,

17
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and we have finished
this year's missions in record time.

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So these gifts are from J.R.
to express his thanks.

19
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Ooh, what's it gonna be?
[gasps] A private island?

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Please be the nuclear codes.

21
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-[tense music plays]
-Tote bags? Again? Son of a bitch!

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[Myc] I don't need a bag to carry shit.

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-[yells] I got six fucking arms.
-Uh-uh.

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Wait. There could be
a check inside of it or… [gasps]

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…a commemorative tinfoil hat.

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[Myc] That's just actual garbage.

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-Oh man.
-[Myc] Oh my God.

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-I want gifts.
-[Reagan] Guys. Hey, guys.

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You know what? You're right.

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You do deserve more than tote bags.
I'm taking this to J.R.

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-[Myc] Give it to him!
-[Gigi] Yeah, girl!

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J.R., my team has worked harder than ever
to deliver on our missions, and--

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[J.R.] And it has finally paid off!

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After a lifetime of kissing every ass
up the ass ladder,

35
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I have finally become top ass!

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The Robes are initiating me
into the Shadow Board!

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-[owl hooting]
-Wow, very Hogwarts.

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And there's blood on my hands.

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Join the club. [laughs]

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[inhales] All my life,
I've had a humble dream

41
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to be the most rich
and powerful person in the universe.

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And now it's happening,

43
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and I want you to be the next CEO.

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Oh my God.

45
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-I'm gonna run Cognito?
-[triumphant music playing]

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I thought this day would never come!
[gasps] I'm so unprepared.

47
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Yeah, are you gripping a binder
called Reagan's Inevitable Takeover?

48
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Wow.

49
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This is so much to take in.
I feel like celebrating.

50
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Ooh, you wanna disappear someone
for funsies?

51
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[laughs] It's hilarious. They get sent
to Shadow prison and erased from history.

52
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I should probably wait at least a week
before going mad with power.

53
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Ah, you remind me
of when I had more hair and values.

54
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-[man yells]
-You want my advice?

55
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-[glass shatters]
-You gotta be ruthless to run this place.

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Once you're actually sitting
in this chair, everything changes.

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With all due respect, sir,
that's what I'm counting on.

58
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-[hip-hop music playing]
-Hell yeah, Mole-Man!

59
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What up, 3Pac?

60
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Stem Cell Steve, have you gotten younger?

61
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That's what I do.

62
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[grunts]

63
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What up, Deep State?

64
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Today I control you!

65
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[laughing madly]

66
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[Myc] Well, this will go well.

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[electronic music playing]

68
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[hip-hop music playing]

69
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Dad, I've got some good news
and some good booze.

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-Ah! Intruder!
-Ow! Ooh, Rea-- Kiddo! Kiddo, it's me!

71
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Whoa. Sorry, Dad.

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I wanted to surprise you
for your promotion

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by cleaning up the place.

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[whirring]

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[party horn toots]

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[whirring]

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I almost got my vomit stains
out of your diploma.

78
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Wow, that's weirdly thoughtful of you.

79
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Hey, Dad, can I run a work problem by you?

80
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Are you kidding?
I was a work problem for years. Shoot.

81
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Do you think, in order to be a CEO,
I have to be a ruthless psycho like J.R.?

82
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Fuck J.R., Reagan.

83
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You've been preparing for this job
since you were six years old.

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I'm proud of myself for raising you.

85
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So by the transitive process,
you're saying you're proud of me.

86
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Eh, something like that.

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Aw, Dad. Distant hug.

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Ah.

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-Yeah, how's that?
-It's something.

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It's tolerable.

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Today, I finally leave Cognito Inc.
and ascend to the Shadow Board.

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I want you to know I love you all

93
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like a random group of people

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I was contractually required
to spend 40 hours a week with.

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To quote Christian Bale's meltdown
on the set of Terminator Salvation,

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"We are done professionally."

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Thank you, and enjoy the shrimp.

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-[inspirational music playing]
-[whirs]

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Today, a new dawn is dawning.

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Look, let's get real.

101
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This company has been
an old boys' club for years.

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I mean, really old.

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-You take that back.
-[gun cocks]

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For far too long, this company
has run on lies, selfishness,

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and a lust for money
that borders on the sexual.

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[Myc] Hell yeah!

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Well, no more.

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-I present Cognito 2.0.
-[crowd gasps]

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We're gonna make the world a better place,

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starting with chairs
with improved neck support

111
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for our Easter Island population…

112
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-Oh, very ergonomic.
-[grunting]

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…to increased media spending
for the subliminal messages that matter.

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[giggling]

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[narrator in sinister voice] Recycle.
Health care is a right. Delete Twitter.

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I even created an ethics bot

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to ensure that our missions
are morally acceptable.

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[ethics bot] Congratulations, Cognito Inc.
You are 51% not evil.

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-[whistles]
-Booyah!

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But best of all, no more shitty tote bags.

121
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Task force, you're getting crew jackets.

122
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[crowd exclaims]

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Ah! It's me. I'm on a jacket.

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I'm so excited I can't breathe. [panting]

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[Myc] Huh, jackets?

126
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Unlike these chumps,
my loyalty isn't for sale.

127
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Oh, I also upgraded
Myc's weird jerk-off machine

128
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so we can milk all six tentacles at once.

129
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[machine] Slay me, mushroom daddy.

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[Myc] I would both kill and die for you.

131
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Reagan, 2024.

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[crowd cheering] Reagan! Reagan!

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Hell yeah! My best friend is my boss.

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This is gonna be so uncomplicated.

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Whoo!

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-[crowd cheering]
-[laughs]

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Finally, it's gonna be
a Deep State you can trust.

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-[alarm blares]
-[Reagan grunts]

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Trust no one.
There's been a security breach!

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[crowd screaming]

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[J.R.] Shit! Crapping-ass! Damn it!
Pants full of fucking shit!

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There's a mole in our midst.

143
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They've broken in
and stolen the unspoken file.

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-[all gasp]
-[dramatic music plays]

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What's the unspoken file?

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The one we don't speak about.
You got a brain under that hot face?

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It's the master dossier

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of every conspiracy
we have ever committed.

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If that gets exposed,
the whole company goes down.

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Someone here is trying to personally
fuck me over, and I won't have it.

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If the Robes find out about this,
the only place I'll be promoted to

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is Shadow prison X.

153
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The place we disappear people to

154
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that's so secret
even we don't know where it is?

155
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That's where we sent
the third Olsen triplet.

156
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[Myc] Pour one out for Stacey May Olsen.

157
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Okay, let's just all stay calm
and be reasonable about this.

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I'm filling the atrium
with sharks trained in Krav Maga!

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[people gasping and screaming]

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[grunts]

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[screaming]

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I'm going to my coronation ceremony
come hell or shark water.

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Reagan, you wanted to be boss.
Here's your first task.

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Find the mole by end of day,

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or I'm disappearing every one of you!

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[all gasp]

167
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Oh, and Reagan, congrats on the promotion.

168
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Thank you.

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I hope you survive yours as well.

170
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[laughing awkwardly] Hey, Cognito.

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It's your new CEO here,
thanking you for your cooperation

172
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with this whole friendly,
mandatory screening.

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[ethics bot] Warrantless searches
are unethical.

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-[powers off]
-Okay, Reagan, no pressure.

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You have ten hours to find the mole,
or everyone dies.

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This job is my dream.
I will not give up on my utopia.

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I can't go to Shadow prison X.

178
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I created all their torture devices

179
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with the express understanding
I'd never have to experience them.

180
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Okay, whoever did this
wanted to take down J.R.

181
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and didn't care about the fallout.
But why?

182
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Who in this company
would be such an asshole?

183
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[tense music plays]

184
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[Myc] Oh, come on.

185
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No, there's
only one truly vengeful traitor

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in the building,

187
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and I know because it's basically
all he talks about.

188
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It is not. Besides, I can't be your mole.

189
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I've been trapped in a glass tomb
for a reason we've all forgotten.

190
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Attempted global genocide?

191
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[laughs] Do us all a favor,
build a bridge and get over it.

192
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[laughs] Am I right, folks?

193
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[Myc laughs] This guy is a pistol.
Why don't we hang out more, man?

194
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His casing is intact.

195
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There's no way
he could've stolen the file.

196
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Ah, but I saw on the security log

197
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that J.R.'s door was opened at midnight
by someone with department-head clearance.

198
00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:08,293
Wait, but wouldn't that mean
that the mole would have to be…

199
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[all] Someone in this room.

200
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[tense music plays]

201
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,834
[in singsong] Drama.

202
00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,001
[mysterious music playing]

203
00:09:15,084 --> 00:09:18,084
[J.R.] It's fine, J.R.,
the Robes don't know about the leak.

204
00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:21,001
Don't lose it.
Just schmooze it. [chuckles]

205
00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:22,751
-[door creaking]
-Oh, hello!

206
00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,918
How's my favorite Shadow Council doing?

207
00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:29,209
[laughing] You cryptic bastards
still keeping it shady, or what?

208
00:09:29,293 --> 00:09:31,001
[Robe 1] Hello, J.R.

209
00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:33,293
We've been watching you.

210
00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:36,126
[clears throat] So is this
where we're doing my, uh, robe ceremony?

211
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,709
[Robe 1] We didn't bring you here
to give you a robe, J.R.

212
00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,834
Ah, okay, you caught me.

213
00:09:41,918 --> 00:09:43,876
Look, I can explain! [elongated]

214
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[grunts]

215
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[Robe 1] We brought you
to compete to the death for one.

216
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So this isn't Shadow prison?

217
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,834
[Robe 1] No, it's an insidious maze

218
00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:56,959
filled with deadly traps
and sinister creations.

219
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Wow.

220
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What a diabolical twist.

221
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You guys are good!

222
00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:02,418
I love the decor, by the way.

223
00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:05,501
[Robe 1] May the first person
to exit the maze win.

224
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Let the games begin.

225
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:11,001
Okay, crusty old guy, crusty old guy…

226
00:10:11,084 --> 00:10:15,418
J.R. Scheimpough,
the most entitled person I know,

227
00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:18,209
and I've had Tom Cruise
jump on my furniture.

228
00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:22,418
Well, well, well. Oprah. Hey, how are
things over at the Illuminati, by the way?

229
00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,751
You still tryin' to scramble up
to the top of that greasy pyramid?

230
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[laughs] You're not
the only rich sociopath

231
00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:30,126
I'm going to leapfrog
on my way to the top.

232
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Ah!

233
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I knew God didn't exist. Ow!

234
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:35,543
It's too many snakes.

235
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,209
Booby-trap floor. That's cute.

236
00:10:38,293 --> 00:10:42,501
You seem calm for a man
who's one puzzle away from certain peril.

237
00:10:42,584 --> 00:10:46,293
A maze is just a building full of lies
designed to make everyone miserable.

238
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I've been running one of those
for 40 years.

239
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[suspenseful music plays]

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Okay, we're still a team,
except for the one of us that's not.

241
00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,626
Can't Myc just tell us who did it?

242
00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:59,876
[Myc] My, uh, psychic powers
are tapped out.

243
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,584
I might have gone a little overboard
test-driving Reagan's new spank tank.

244
00:11:03,668 --> 00:11:05,668
That sounds like
something a leaker would say.

245
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:07,751
Look, he's leaking right now.

246
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,543
[Myc] You're quick to point a flipper.

247
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:12,918
I say Glenn's the mole.
His backstory doesn't make any sense.

248
00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,918
He's a human who became a dolphin,

249
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:17,668
but his last name
has always been Dolphman?

250
00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:19,709
-I'm calling bullshit.
-[Brett] I have an idea.

251
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:22,418
Maybe we can share the blame equally,

252
00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:23,501
like best bros.

253
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,793
You'd love that. Maybe Brett's the mole,

254
00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:29,043
and he did this to force all of us
to be best buddies in prison forever!

255
00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:30,293
[Reagan] Everybody calm down.

256
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:34,501
Don't forget, this is Cognito 2.0.
I'm gonna solve this humanely.

257
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:35,918
None of us have left the building,

258
00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,834
so the unspoken file
hasn't left the building.

259
00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:39,876
We'll search office by office.

260
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,918
We find the file, we find the mole.

261
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,751
-[employees screaming]
-It's every Mothman for himself!

262
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,876
That's right, I'm taking all the lamps!

263
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,751
Social order is breaking down!

264
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,876
Well, Brett's creepily clean.

265
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,626
Is that an entire drawer of Purell?

266
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,793
Mm-hmm. That's some American Psycho shit.

267
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:59,501
I'm a blank slate,
and I have nothing to hide.

268
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,959
-[ethics bot] Concealed item detected.
-[coworkers gasp]

269
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,459
[sucks teeth] Ooh.

270
00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,334
-[Myc] He's got a wire.
-Oh, my God.

271
00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:07,834
My hunch about you from day one was right.

272
00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,876
You're some kind of sleeper agent
created in a lab by Abercrombie.

273
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,709
-[Myc] Quick, test his reflexes.
-Ow! [grunts] Ah!

274
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,293
Guys, okay, I can explain.

275
00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:18,209
-This is my audio journal.
-[beeps]

276
00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:20,751
[Brett's voice] Dear diary,
how are you? I'm Brett.

277
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:24,459
Sometimes I wonder,
do trees have feelings?

278
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,168
My therapist recommended that I keep one

279
00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:29,376
because I feel
emotionally gaslit by you guys, a lot.

280
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,709
[ethics bot] Scan complete. Area cleared.

281
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,376
Look, search all you want.

282
00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:36,876
The only thing you'll find looking through
my personal possessions is jealousy.

283
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:40,459
Jealousy and dozens
of rejected job applications

284
00:12:40,543 --> 00:12:42,043
to work for the Illuminati?

285
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,001
[coworkers gasp]

286
00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:44,668
[Reagan] Maybe you sold out J.R.

287
00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:48,626
in exchange for a cushy new gig
with Oprah at our rival company.

288
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,334
You're leaving us, Gigi?

289
00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:53,251
Dear diary, abandonment issues
rearing their ugly head again.

290
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:55,043
That's none of your goddamn business.

291
00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:57,293
If I wanted J.R. canceled,
I'd have done it with a tweet.

292
00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:00,293
I got cancel tweets
locked and loaded for all y'all,

293
00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:02,376
so watch your ass. [gulps]

294
00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:06,084
[Brett] Did someone already ransack
Andre's office?

295
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,168
What? No.

296
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,709
This is how I keep my office.

297
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:10,543
[electricity crackling]

298
00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:14,043
Or did you destroy your lab
in a fit of rage

299
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:18,209
after J.R. refused
to let the FDA approve your truth serum?

300
00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:21,918
Look, I'm hooked on truth serum, okay?
Regular drugs don't work anymore.

301
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,668
The only thing
that gives me a rush are harsh truths.

302
00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:25,834
Harsh truths?

303
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:28,584
If you survive 40,
I hope you find peace with yourself.

304
00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:30,459
Yes! Harsher.

305
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,334
Oh God, he's enjoying this.

306
00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:36,209
I'm no traitor. You can cavity-search me
if you want. Go ahead.

307
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,959
What's inside the vault?

308
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,418
Hmm. Nothing.

309
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:42,126
-[thumping]
-No, no, no, no!

310
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,209
What the hell?

311
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,209
A wig? Fidget spinners?

312
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,584
[Myc] A secret identity!

313
00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:52,168
You're a double agent with double chins!

314
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:53,376
I am not!

315
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,834
The truth is,
I've been working undercover at Georgetown

316
00:13:56,918 --> 00:14:00,668
under the alias of 19-year-old
liberal arts major Chad Dallas.

317
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:04,501
Only thing Chad loves more
than vaping on his electronic cigarettes

318
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:07,626
is signing up his fellow teens
to become drone pilots

319
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,043
for the US military.

320
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,584
Thanks, bros.

321
00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:14,126
Sacrificing yourself to the state is bae.

322
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:18,043
-[ethics bot] Area cleared.
-Booyah! Exonerated.

323
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:19,668
[Myc] Well, I guess that's everyone.

324
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,001
[Reagan] It's Myc then.

325
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,543
Myc's the goddamn mole.

326
00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:24,626
-[Myc] Ah! It's not me.
-[ethics bot] Unethical.

327
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,418
-Unethical.
-Whoa, Reagan. A little timeout.

328
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:28,168
-[Myc grunts]
-[Reagan] Ah!

329
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:31,876
[groans] You are acting
cheugy right now, Reagan.

330
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,668
Things are, uh, getting
a little heated in there, Ray-dawg.

331
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,543
[sighs] How does running
this company ethically help

332
00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:42,834
if I can't even find one lousy mole?

333
00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:44,918
Maybe the mole isn't one of our friends.

334
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,418
I guess I'm just
an atrium half full kind of guy,

335
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:49,001
but I think they're telling the truth.

336
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:53,459
That's it, Brett, truth.
I know how we're gonna find the mole.

337
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:57,209
We're gonna slip those shady bastards
a little of Andre's truth serum.

338
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,293
[laughs] Whoa, Reagan,
doesn't that seem a little--

339
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,876
[ethics bot] Unethical. Unethical.
[quietly] Uneth--

340
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,709
In a perfect world,
we wouldn't have to drug our friends

341
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,376
to avoid being eaten by sharks.

342
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,959
But we live in America in the 2020s,

343
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,418
and all bets are off.

344
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:12,626
It's time for you
to stop thinking with your heart

345
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,334
and start thinking with your head.

346
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:15,293
But…

347
00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:16,459
For the gang.

348
00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,293
[inspirational music playing]

349
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:23,084
Okay, let's drug our friends
to save our friends.

350
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:29,168
Let's see, we've got a pharaoh, Aristotle…

351
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,251
Ronald McDonald? Was he a real guy?

352
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,001
-Can a god become a man?
-[dramatic music plays]

353
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:37,793
Look, let's skip the banter
till after I'm a Robe and you're dead.

354
00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:41,126
[laughs] No, you simple sentient forehead.

355
00:15:41,209 --> 00:15:43,626
You're going to get me that robe.

356
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,543
And why would I do that?

357
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:48,918
[in singsong] 'Cause Cognito has a mole.

358
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:52,251
And unless you want the Robes to know
you can't keep your house clean,

359
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,709
you're going to do
exactly what Oprah tells you.

360
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,918
Goddamn it.

361
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,751
Fine. But only because
you gave me a car that one time.

362
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,459
Out of curiosity, how the hell
did you find out about the leak?

363
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:05,959
Let's just say your extraction team

364
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,543
was looking
for new employment opportunities.

365
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,709
Is this about me
using them as a death squad?

366
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:13,043
[whimpering]

367
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:15,584
Goddamn millennials
just won't put the work in.

368
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:18,751
Sorry, guys.

369
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,209
I said things would be different
with me as CEO.

370
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,751
If we go down, we go down together.

371
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:27,918
A toast to the best group
of coconspirators anyone could ask for.

372
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,501
[sinister music plays]

373
00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:35,584
Huh. I have a weird urge to tell someone
whatever the opposite of a lie is.

374
00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:36,876
Wh… what is that called again?

375
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:40,501
That's because I put
Andre's truth serum in your drinks.

376
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,876
-[Myc] You truth-roofied us?
-[dramatic music plays]

377
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,293
I prefer tru-fied. It's more playful.

378
00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:47,043
Now you're all gonna talk.

379
00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:49,418
-Gigi, are you the mole?
-No!

380
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,543
Then why were you applying
to join the Illuminati?

381
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,626
Because they're the Prada
of secret societies,

382
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,251
and you all ignore me.

383
00:16:57,334 --> 00:17:00,376
I don't think any of you
even know what my damn last name is.

384
00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:02,251
[Myc] I wanna say Luigi?

385
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:03,709
Gigi Luigi?

386
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:07,001
I'm gonna kick whatever you have
instead of an ass.

387
00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:09,251
This is good.
We're talking, letting out our truths.

388
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:10,251
Myc, are you the mole?

389
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,126
[Myc] Hell no.
But we're telling the truth?

390
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:14,584
Well, I got some truth bombs for you.

391
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,043
I've been in your minds all year.

392
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,709
I know all your dirty little secrets.

393
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,501
Gigi hooked up with Andre
at the company Christmas party.

394
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,918
Brett thinks Reagan's mom is hot.

395
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,876
Reagan has a Carl Sagan fetish,

396
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,751
and Glenn has had sex dreams
about all of us.

397
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:30,834
-Oh my gosh!
-Jesus Christ.

398
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:31,793
No, no, no, no.

399
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,668
[yells] Damn you, mushroom!

400
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:37,834
This is why I've been secretly trying
to get your fungal ass deported

401
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,376
back to the center of the Earth.

402
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,084
-You've been trying to deport Myc?
-[laughing]

403
00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:45,084
Dolphin versus mushroom.
This is like watching Planet Earth.

404
00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:47,001
[Myc] Shut your bong hole, Tommy Chong.

405
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:50,709
Everyone here just uses you to get drugs,
and you're definitely the mole.

406
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:53,459
I… I'm not the mole.
I'm not even a real doctor.

407
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:54,876
[coworkers gasp]

408
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,918
I flunked out of med school my first year.

409
00:17:57,001 --> 00:18:00,334
My PhD is photoshopped
from an episode of Doc McStuffins.

410
00:18:00,418 --> 00:18:03,418
Andre, you did my dolphin surgery.

411
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,793
You literally said the words,

412
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,709
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

413
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,459
That's just a turn of phrase.

414
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:11,501
"I'm a doctor." "Where's the beef?"

415
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,793
"Gigi, I wasn't kind of frightened
by our sexual encounter."

416
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,626
[all shouting and arguing]

417
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:18,668
[shouts] Hey!

418
00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:19,751
You know what?

419
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:24,001
If J.R. wants to kill me,
tell him to go ahead and try it.

420
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:25,709
Hidden weapons!

421
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,501
Stop! Stop!
Reagan, the truth is tearing us apart.

422
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:33,751
It doesn't make any sense.

423
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:38,251
It's not like some other perfect suspect
is gonna just, like, fall out of the sky.

424
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:40,376
-[all gasp]
-[Myc] What?

425
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:43,959
[coughs] Congrats
on the promotion, sweetie. [coughs]

426
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:47,584
-[dramatic music plays]
-What the entire fuck are you doing here?

427
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,376
Look, I know what this looks like.

428
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,418
I'm a former disgruntled employee

429
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:55,001
mysteriously sneaking
into a company I swore "vengeance" on.

430
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:57,043
However, you know, fucking--

431
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,876
Man, this one really got away from me.

432
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,209
Point is, #RandInnocent.

433
00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:05,126
It all makes sense! Rand hates J.R.

434
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:07,793
Conclusions jumped. Hand over the file.

435
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,584
Dad, I want the truth, and if you lie,

436
00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:15,084
I swear I will have Bear-o
smother you physically and emotionally.

437
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:17,459
Truth is, I just snuck in this morning

438
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:19,876
to bring you a little surprise
on your big day.

439
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,751
Well, it used to be cupcakes,

440
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,626
but I got lost in the vents
and started boredom eating

441
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,418
listening to you assholes
Agatha Christie each other.

442
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,293
But you're banned from the company.
How do you have clearance?

443
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,293
-I borrowed Reagan's.
-[coworkers gasp]

444
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:35,168
He's got the motive.
He's got department-head clearance.

445
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:37,126
[Myc] Feed him to the sharks.

446
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,251
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

447
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:41,251
Let's not make
any rash decisions here, guys.

448
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,501
Guys, wait. Wait.

449
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,709
The file has been gone for hours,
and it still hasn't been leaked.

450
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:49,876
It's like whoever did this just wanted
to turn this team against each other.

451
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,418
And take this in the best way possible,

452
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:55,376
my dad just doesn't care about you guys.

453
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,626
It's true.
I don't even know most of your names.

454
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:00,084
Reagan, I try to give everyone
the benefit of the doubt,

455
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:02,793
but what's more likely,
that this was done by one of our gang

456
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:06,251
or that it was done by your dad,
who's a psychopath alcoholic?

457
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:09,543
I know him, Brett.
He is an asshole, but he's got a good--

458
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,334
Heart? What did you say
about listening to your heart?

459
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,709
[ethics bot] Ethical conundrum detected.

460
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:18,043
Who to trust,
your work family or your real family?

461
00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:21,209
You know, lording
your ethical superiority over people,

462
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:22,584
it's not very ethical.

463
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,918
[ethics bot] Ethics aren't ethical?

464
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:28,168
[glitches] Error.
Moral relativism detected. Error.

465
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,084
We can still find the mole,
save your job and this office.

466
00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:34,959
[Brett] It's him or us, Reagan.

467
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:36,501
Hand over your dad.

468
00:20:36,584 --> 00:20:37,918
[tense music playing]

469
00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,501
Sorry, Brett. [grunts]

470
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,543
Bear-o.

471
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,918
[Bear-o] Does Reagan need a hug?

472
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,168
-[Reagan] Dad, jump!
-[Rand] That's my girl.

473
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:50,751
Reagan, no.

474
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,001
[Rand] #RandInnocent.

475
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:55,543
Oh no, they don't.

476
00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:00,043
-Come on, I know where we can hide out.
-What?

477
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,251
[dramatic music playing]

478
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,251
[Gigi] Oh my gosh. Is there
a secret tunnel in the Mayan calendar?

479
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:13,251
How do we have shit like that
but no paid maternity leave?

480
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:16,668
-We gotta follow them.
-Into that shark-infested water?

481
00:21:16,751 --> 00:21:21,293
Watch out. I'm about to open a can
of dolphin-safe whoop-ass.

482
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:22,959
-[Reagan yells]
-[Rand grunts]

483
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,293
[both coughing]

484
00:21:24,376 --> 00:21:27,584
-Ah, thanks for saving me, kiddo.
-Do not make me regret this.

485
00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:30,501
We have to prove that you're right,
or we're all getting fired,

486
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:34,376
disappeared, and/or eaten by sharks.
Kind of a stakes overkill.

487
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,834
-Yeah, a lot of redundant stakes.
-Stakes a-poppin'.

488
00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:38,959
And, uh, where the hell are we?

489
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:42,918
Behind here is a surveillance feed
of the entire office.

490
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,459
I built it during the height
of the cocaine crisis

491
00:21:45,543 --> 00:21:46,959
to weed out any squares.

492
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:50,126
This is how we're gonna find that mole.

493
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,918
You built a secret surveillance state
within a secret surveillance state?

494
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:55,084
Ain't she pretty?

495
00:21:55,168 --> 00:21:57,751
Back in my day,
the cameras never stopped rolling,

496
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,751
and the fear flowed like wine.

497
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,293
-[beeps]
-[inhales] Ah.

498
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:04,793
I wish I could go back
for the steady stream of groveling alone.

499
00:22:04,876 --> 00:22:06,751
-[Reagan exhales]
-Kiddo?

500
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:09,751
I thought I was gonna be
different from J.R.

501
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:12,126
On my first day, I had to drug my team

502
00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,126
and ride a robot bear
through a shark tank.

503
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,876
Don't forget you made
a morality robot self-destruct.

504
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,626
Maybe I'm… maybe I'm not cut out for this.

505
00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,959
Hey, you made it further
than your old man.

506
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,793
If I'd gotten
complete control of the company,

507
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,959
I'd have spent my first morning,
I don't know,

508
00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,501
disappearing anybody
your mom's ever dated

509
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,876
and just killing people for fun.

510
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:31,793
[laughs]

511
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:34,418
Be a dear and access
the surveillance tapes.

512
00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:36,876
Daddy's gonna rustle up
some black cherry Tab.

513
00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:39,043
[mysterious music playing]

514
00:22:40,043 --> 00:22:42,834
[Robe 1] Welcome to the final room.

515
00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:46,001
One door rings true, one door spells doom.

516
00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:49,209
Choose a Robe's most favorite beast

517
00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:52,418
to ride to your coronation feast.

518
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,709
Last trap, J.R.

519
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,168
A Robe's most favorite beast.

520
00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:58,501
It's the bull.

521
00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:02,251
You wouldn't be tricking me
into mortal danger, would you?

522
00:23:02,334 --> 00:23:06,376
Why, I'd have to be a complete snake
to do something like that.

523
00:23:07,209 --> 00:23:08,293
Good point.

524
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:12,418
-[dramatic music playing]
-Once a liar, always a liar.

525
00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:16,251
Now, to accept my robe
and have you banished to a black site.

526
00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:18,459
-[buzzes]
-Ah!

527
00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:19,376
[grunts]

528
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:22,001
You're right, Oprah. I'm a liar,

529
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:24,334
which is why
the only way I could deceive you

530
00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,876
was to tell the truth. [laughs]

531
00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:30,293
You truth-telling son of a bitch.
How did you know the answer?

532
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,751
The Robes love a bull market.

533
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:35,668
And I should know. I'm about to be one!

534
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:37,084
-[laughs]
-[grunts]

535
00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:38,959
-[screams]
-[door creaks]

536
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:43,209
[dramatic music plays]

537
00:23:47,418 --> 00:23:49,918
Jesus, I've seen potato clocks
with more RAM.

538
00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:54,001
-[Brett] Reagan, we know you're in there!
-Guys, we need some time to find the mole.

539
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,543
I don't wanna hurt anyone.

540
00:23:55,626 --> 00:23:58,376
You already have, Reagan.
You already have!

541
00:23:58,459 --> 00:24:00,168
I'm gonna need something to hold them off.

542
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:01,751
Dad, is there anything in here

543
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:03,959
that is not a computer
the size of a house?

544
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:07,543
The animatronic cryptids.
Our first generation of conspiracies

545
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:10,376
just had that charm
of practical effects, huh?

546
00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,168
[yells] Freedom!

547
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,334
-[computer beeping]
-Try me, dolphin.

548
00:24:15,418 --> 00:24:19,751
[cryptids screaming and growling]

549
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:25,043
You don't know who you're fucking with.
I'm the man who killed disco.

550
00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:28,876
-[disco music playing]
-[all grunting and yelling]

551
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:30,793
-[grunts]
-[shrieks]

552
00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:33,834
-[grunts]
-Go for the jugular, Reagan.

553
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:35,084
Show no mercy.

554
00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:37,793
-♪ Come on and dance ♪
-[disco song ends]

555
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,251
Dad, these are my friends.

556
00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,376
I'm Brett's emergency contact.

557
00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:45,334
Maybe he could call you
after you murder him. [grunts]

558
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,126
I'm not murdering anyone!

559
00:24:47,209 --> 00:24:49,876
I am not that kind of boss!

560
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,584
[cryptids power down]

561
00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:55,126
I'm the mole.

562
00:24:55,209 --> 00:24:56,126
[all] What?

563
00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:58,043
I mean, not really.

564
00:24:58,126 --> 00:25:01,668
But we're all about to die
because we can't find the mole.

565
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,834
I have to take this one for the team

566
00:25:03,918 --> 00:25:06,126
so there can be a team.

567
00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:07,293
[sighs]

568
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,793
Take me to Shadow prison.

569
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,543
-Reagan, no, sweetie.
-There's gotta be another option.

570
00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:14,418
Well, I can't choose
between my family and my friends.

571
00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:17,418
I'm choosing to be a good boss
the only way I know how.

572
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:18,334
[beeping]

573
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,126
The surveillance footage.

574
00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:23,543
You'll see I wasn't the mole.

575
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:25,334
The mole was…

576
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,626
[all gasp] Holy shit.

577
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,376
[dramatic music plays]

578
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:32,043
Bear-o's the mole?

579
00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:34,793
-[electricity crackling]
-[Bear-o] It's okay, Reagan.

580
00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:38,626
Do you need a hug?

581
00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:40,668
[dramatic music crescendos, ends]

582
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,626
[mysterious music playing]