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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎我的天啊

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‎真不敢相信
‎我在我媽的婚禮跟外燴人員搞上了

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‎不對，芮根，妳非常努力

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‎妳可以跟路人甲隨便玩玩

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‎（我另一台車也是奧斯頓馬丁）

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‎（女皇陛下的秘密清理服務）

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‎等一下

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‎我是大師，雷夫大師

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‎你為什麼要把名字倒著唸，怪咖？

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‎這傢伙是怪咖

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‎兩杯馬丁尼，用搖的，不要攪拌

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‎管他的，來喝酒吧，賤人

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‎芮根，芮根…

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‎這首歌要獻給群眾當中的所有情人

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‎-寶貝
‎-寶貝

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‎糟了

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‎妳或許逮捕了那些海盜
‎但我得到妳這戰利品

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‎我來做英式早餐

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‎妳想吃哪種豆子？

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‎對，我今天有點忙

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‎我在這之後要推翻幾位獨裁者

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‎可惡

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‎真有趣，我不記得有要求叫醒服務

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‎妳還真有一套，芮根

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‎想要有正常無聊的男女關係
‎最後卻碰上情報員

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‎這次的攻擊不費吹灰之力

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‎等一下，妳要離開我了？

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‎大師，雷夫大師？

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‎對，這傢伙是傳奇人物

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‎真的很高興認識你

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‎我們應該找時間再來一次

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‎永遠不會出現的未指定時間怎麼樣？

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‎好，再見

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‎我的另一隻鞋子

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‎計程車

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‎芮根

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‎孩子，她來了

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‎妳昨晚超級好笑

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‎我在此把我
‎辦公室狂人的稱號獻給妳，芮根

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‎-所以怎麼樣？
‎-什麼怎麼樣？

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‎少來了

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‎我們看到妳跟大師，雷夫大師親熱

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‎別再這樣說了

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‎快一五一十招來，他的陰毛怎麼樣？

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‎他的保險套像小燕尾服嗎？

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‎在房裡發生的是私事
‎只有國會管得著

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‎但就這件事而言，破例無妨
‎快從實招來，孩子

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‎各位，沒什麼好說的

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‎讓人容易忘記的性愛
‎只有五六個人傷亡，玩玩而已

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‎我一直想當超級大間諜

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‎我看過所有龐德系列電影

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‎我甚至有機密身分

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‎我爸媽在公開場合
‎會跟大家說我是別人家的小孩

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‎真是的

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‎先不談布萊特壓抑的創傷
‎這只是一夜情而已

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‎我可能再也不會見到那個人

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‎大家好啊

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‎-哇靠
‎-哇靠

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‎各位，不曉得你們是否記得大師探員

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‎但看在他救了我們的小命

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‎在那整個地平海盜的挾持情況中…

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‎那是我的功勞

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‎我用亞馬遜的阿萊莎做出爆裂物

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‎…我們要幫他處理軍情六處的任務

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‎阻止他的邪惡勁敵，骷髏手指博士

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‎順便說一下，這個人目前住在諾大的

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‎七房八衛的巢穴，有360度的海景…

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‎無賴

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‎…對民眾釋放強大的洗腦裝置

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‎但我們很常對人洗腦

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‎就像我們的記憶消除器

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‎就在這星期，我對自己用了一次

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‎想忘記《絕命毒師》的結局
‎這樣我就能重看一次了

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‎瓦特掛了，傑西沒事，沒什麼了不起

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‎可惡

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‎但骷髏手指的裝置更加強大

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‎這東西會洗掉你全部的記憶

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‎更加邪惡

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‎所以我們要消滅對手

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‎芮根，我要妳設計雷夫的裝備

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‎並從監控船上主導任務

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‎妳需要超讚的
‎線上串流音樂清單再跟我說

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‎天啊，線上間諜播放清單

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‎玩雙關是我的特長，謝謝

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‎-拜託你喜歡我
‎-雷夫，很高興跟你合作

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‎沒錯，我等不及
‎要跟妳培養感情了，龐德團隊

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‎開懷大笑最好了

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‎可惡，居然會有這種事

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‎我不能跟睡過的人一起工作

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‎不能跟他說妳沒興趣嗎？

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‎妳通常直白得可怕

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‎還記得妳在葛倫的生日把他弄哭嗎？

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‎我跳舞太過自信
‎我需要親耳聽人家說

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‎這跟感情不一樣

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‎跟我分手的每個人

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‎都讓我覺得自己是壞人，因為太直白

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‎我自做主張
‎多幫我的寶貝拿了一個布丁

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‎你好無聊，你無聊死了，史提夫

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‎唯一讓我們在一起的東西是慣性

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‎我對這支一次性叉子的情感比對你多

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‎妳這怪物

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‎過份

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‎從現在起，我的新策略是避免傷感情

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‎不傳遞訊息，希望那傢伙會懂

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‎雷夫？

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‎我好像捨不得離開妳，熊熊

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‎搞什麼？你…

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‎-你從家裡帶那個來？
‎-什麼意思？

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‎你帶了整張熊皮地毯過來

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‎-對
‎-只為了說這個雙關語？

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‎-對
‎-你弄來那張地毯

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‎-對
‎-放上車

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‎開來這裡，沒錯

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‎好讓你說出
‎“我捨不得離開妳，熊熊”

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‎捨不得離開，沒錯

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‎我有點狀況外，等下會做愛嗎？

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‎往左邊

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‎現在稍微往右

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‎好，盡可能安靜地進去

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‎能順便來訪真好

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‎雷夫，搞什麼啦？

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‎你應該是情報員

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‎為什麼穿燕尾服？

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‎這是秘密任務，不是艾美獎

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‎抱歉，親愛的，我只會華麗登場

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‎-別亂了，兄弟
‎-太棒了

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‎可以保持專業嗎，麻煩大家？

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‎12名敵軍接近中

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‎-啟動鞋迴力鏢
‎-鞋迴力鏢？

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‎這是先想到名字，才想出作法的東西

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‎抱歉，各位先生，我要綁一下鞋帶

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‎願上帝讓你們的鞋墊安息

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‎讚啦

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‎這傢伙是隨意殺人界的麥可喬丹

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‎好，雷夫，你只要找到那台機器

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‎這可不是我的眼中釘嗎，雷夫大師

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‎骷髏手指博士

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‎看來我突破了你的防線

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‎我向你保證，這是你最後突破的東西

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‎你們有感受到
‎他們兩人之間的氛圍嗎？

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‎很難說，這傢伙說什麼都色色的

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‎看哪，煤氣燈操縱計畫

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‎-看起來像雞雞
‎-看起來像雞雞

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‎我先說的

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‎自從我掉進一桶顱骨
‎變得特別扭曲後

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‎我便夢想著這一天

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‎雷夫，時候到了，釋放奈米機器人

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‎骷髏手指，準備接受我的噴射物

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‎好，我聽出來了

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‎什麼？不行，我漂亮的機器

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‎你到底從哪弄來這麼先進的科技？

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‎從我的新女友那

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‎天啊，我們沒討論過這個

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‎你去死，大師

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‎沒有妳完美的裝備
‎我可辦不到，芮根

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‎既然我們除掉骷髏了

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‎該玩手指了

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‎管他去死，我要跟這傢伙切八段

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‎雷夫，我們要談談，在船上很有趣

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‎特別是性愛那部份

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‎重點是，那晚我只是想宣洩情緒

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‎我要說的是，這件事已經到了盡頭

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‎等一下，妳是要跟我分手？

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‎妳騙我喜歡上那些裝備後

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‎怎麼能這樣騙我？

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‎她在虐待那個男的嗎？

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‎真是無情的女人

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‎-厭男主義再次得逞
‎-為什麼？

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‎-為什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎不是，我沒有要跟你分手

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‎那好

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‎因為我有令人十分興奮的消息

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‎我一直在看華府的房子

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‎這樣我才能永遠搬來這

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‎什麼？

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‎這完全沒問題

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‎讓我搞清楚

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‎妳今年終於找到第一個男人上床

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‎他不需要充電

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‎然後妳想甩了他？

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‎那傢伙要讓我窒息了

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‎我只希望七號狀況外情報員
‎能脫離我的人生

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‎我也不會因此而內疚

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‎我完全搞不懂，妳這麼幸運

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‎我願意不計代價多跟雷夫在一起
‎他有提到我嗎？

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‎妹子，妳要真想甩開這傢伙

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‎只剩下一個辦法

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‎鬼影行動

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‎鬼影行動

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‎用醒目公司的資源捏造自己的死

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‎在他放下之前消聲匿跡

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‎相信我，這是我幫助

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‎所有名氣最響亮的過世名人
‎逃離鎂光燈的方法

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‎全世界都以為
‎吐派克和聲名狼藉先生掛了

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‎但他們在紐約上州

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‎跟三隻博美狗逍遙過活呢

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00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,918
‎我們都對自己用過這計畫

199
00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,376
‎我躲過安庫特

200
00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:01,668
‎她要我扮自由派
‎這樣她才能喝我的眼淚

201
00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:03,084
‎我也用過

202
00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:06,334
‎我不得不躲著雜交趴的火人祭舊團隊

203
00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:08,251
‎如果之後要互加臉書好友

204
00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:10,668
‎何必搞什麼匿名性愛？

205
00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,001
‎我不得不躲著喬羅根

206
00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:15,251
‎他很愛嗑蘑菇，有一次他嗨起來

207
00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:18,168
‎還逼我跟他一起看喬丹彼得森的影片

208
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,209
‎我必須結束這段感情

209
00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:20,418
‎妳覺得如何？

210
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:25,043
‎假死以躲避收到男人傳來的簡訊

211
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,293
‎（雷夫：今天看了學區）

212
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,418
‎（我們有小孩不是很有趣？
‎開玩笑的）

213
00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:30,876
‎（…真是這樣嗎？）

214
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‎管他的

215
00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:33,834
‎在我身上執行鬼影行動

216
00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:36,834
‎（邪惡地產，出售中）

217
00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,168
‎這廚房真大

218
00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,001
‎這是瓦斯爐還是電磁爐？

219
00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,668
‎這是岩漿熱能

220
00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:47,001
‎我想也是，鍋配蓋，劇情配計畫

221
00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,668
‎那是給手下走的小門嗎？

222
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,793
‎妳是說骷髏手指拆掉原本的硬木？

223
00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:54,793
‎真是怪物

224
00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:57,501
‎花崗石很霸氣，對吧？

225
00:10:57,584 --> 00:11:00,209
‎要清理人類殘骸輕鬆多了

226
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,084
‎妳打動我了，要在哪簽名？

227
00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:03,543
‎歃血為盟，簽這

228
00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,543
‎我可以用光員工退休基金

229
00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,001
‎以低價購入這地方

230
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,751
‎斜槓開啟誘人的小民宿

231
00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:14,959
‎天啊，我在邪惡房地產打滾15年

232
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,126
‎但那個人是瘋子

233
00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,876
‎雷夫，這邊

234
00:11:22,668 --> 00:11:25,834
‎-芮根
‎-我等不及要開始第二次約會了

235
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,418
‎糟糕，那是什麼？

236
00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,126
‎子彈上膛，諾爾

237
00:11:41,251 --> 00:11:43,209
‎芮根

238
00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,584
‎不要

239
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,668
‎我中了好多槍

240
00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:01,459
‎不要

241
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:07,584
‎芮根，我愛她
‎結果她掉進垃圾堆裡爆炸了

242
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:12,543
‎天啊，真是精心策劃的驟死

243
00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,876
‎但我知道個屁？

244
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,334
‎我只是很性感又單身的旁觀者

245
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,876
‎太好了，我掛了

246
00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,459
‎我從沒感到這麼有活力

247
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,084
‎來，這是你應得的

248
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,209
‎不要

249
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,126
‎但或許只能接受

250
00:12:33,209 --> 00:12:34,293
‎（松木蔭葬儀社）

251
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,584
‎好，危機演員全都就位

252
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:42,543
‎這些是預寫好的悼詞
‎請逐字逐句背誦

253
00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:46,876
‎“嗨，我是安德烈，天啊
‎希望我不會把悼詞捲起來抽掉”

254
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,626
‎這就是妳對我的看法？

255
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,126
‎我不只是毒蟲，妳知道嗎？
‎我會說拉丁文

256
00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,126
‎你說什麼都好

257
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:54,501
‎隨便，老兄，你愛哈草，我們知道

258
00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:57,209
‎“芮根雷德利聰穎有智慧

259
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,918
‎但她也知道如何駕馭大膽色系的口紅

260
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,084
‎作夢

261
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,376
‎“芮根是美國英雄”

262
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,293
‎“我們的政治傾向不同，但…”

263
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:09,751
‎只寫到這邊

264
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,501
‎我要怎麼形容芮根

265
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:15,001
‎用那些我還沒
‎寫在辦公室廁所牆上的話？

266
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:19,293
‎為什麼？

267
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:24,501
‎該享受我的死亡
‎追上《英國烘焙大賽》的進度

268
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,834
‎兄弟，我知道你很難過
‎有什麼能幫你振奮精神的嗎？

269
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,084
‎開坦克穿過被炸毀的蘇聯村莊？

270
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,793
‎用腹帶勒人？

271
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,709
‎謝謝你，布萊特，我沒叫錯吧？

272
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,418
‎謝謝你的好意
‎唯一能讓我帶來平靜的

273
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,084
‎就是找出殺害芮根的人

274
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,584
‎對，殺害她的人

275
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,251
‎任何人都有可能

276
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,751
‎（我們會懷念妳，芮根）

277
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:50,793
‎（去妳的，芮根）

278
00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:52,751
‎你想聽我告解嗎？

279
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,543
‎-別鬧了
‎-塵歸塵，死王八蛋

280
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,876
‎既然你提到這件事，布萊特
‎現場每個人都有點怪

281
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,584
‎什麼？沒有，他們…我不是要暗示

282
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:05,501
‎對，他們好像不在意芮根的死

283
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:06,918
‎事情不太對勁

284
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,626
‎最好別臆測這種事

285
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,834
‎布萊特，多虧你詳盡的觀察

286
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,376
‎我開始在想這或許是自己人搞的

287
00:14:14,668 --> 00:14:15,501
‎我懂

288
00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:16,959
‎我要查個水落石出

289
00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:20,209
‎但我需要人手，探員的手

290
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,126
‎你覺得如何？

291
00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:23,918
‎你想要我幫你？

292
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,959
‎天啊，我在作夢嗎？
‎這是我這輩子最棒的一天

293
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,126
‎請節哀順變

294
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,418
‎你剛被灑了滿臉灰，垃圾

295
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:38,168
‎所以這就是蛋白杏仁甜餅
‎和椰子球甜餅的差異

296
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:39,168
‎很扯吧？

297
00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,209
‎真有意思，妳要下注

298
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,709
‎各位，死掉？這是我遇過最棒的事

299
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,084
‎我可以狂追劇，不用回訊息

300
00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:47,376
‎翹掉陪審團義務

301
00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:50,584
‎雷夫回英國，我都要難過了

302
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:52,584
‎慢著，你們有聽到嗎？

303
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,126
‎該死的泊車小弟呢？

304
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,918
‎天啊，他來這做什麼？

305
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,168
‎誰跟他說撲克之夜？

306
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:07,043
‎可惡，布萊特

307
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,584
‎天啊，太棒了，彈射椅

308
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,668
‎有按鈕會給止痛藥嗎？

309
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,293
‎他們要來了，把我藏起來

310
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:16,043
‎我把妳變不見
‎妳要想辦法維持這狀態

311
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,334
‎真該死，連死都不能享受平靜

312
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,626
‎各位

313
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,626
‎我的新搭檔堅持要參加撲克之夜

314
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,626
‎我想不到任何可靠的理由不讓他參加

315
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,376
‎介意我參加你們的小遊戲嗎？

316
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:36,126
‎我帶了十萬不連號、沒記號的現鈔

317
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:38,334
‎我們的參賽金是五元

318
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:43,168
‎好吧，我去拿啤酒和氣泡水給他

319
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,251
‎用搖的，不要攪拌

320
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,751
‎-你要我搖氣泡水？
‎-我喝的東西都要用搖的

321
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,501
‎好，來玩吧

322
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,251
‎他還在鎮上做什麼？

323
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,043
‎他說要揪出殺害妳的人

324
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:58,418
‎他好像還覺得跟公司某個人有關

325
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,709
‎-他為什麼會這樣想？
‎-我不知道

326
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,876
‎他們在喪禮上的舉止很可疑

327
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,918
‎往好處想，我學了好多間諜知識

328
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,709
‎雷夫教我如何用機車炸開金庫

329
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,043
‎要用到的伏特加比妳想得還多

330
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:12,918
‎妳在做什麼？

331
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,584
‎好，我全下了

332
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,918
‎-兄弟
‎-搞什麼啦？

333
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,543
‎我們說好五塊錢的

334
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:23,626
‎我跟

335
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,209
‎有意思

336
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,626
‎跟這裡其他人不同，妳面不改色

337
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,043
‎在我這個業界

338
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,834
‎這種人通常有最多不可告人的事

339
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,793
‎快說殺害芮根的人在哪
‎妳知道些什麼？

340
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,626
‎可惡，我為什麼老是吸引瘋子？

341
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:44,043
‎別再說了，否則你的小跟班

342
00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:46,751
‎就會栽在邪惡的

343
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,084
‎篩網臉手上

344
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,584
‎篩網臉？

345
00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,793
‎對，這樣就對了

346
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:56,126
‎不出我所料，妳窩藏殺害芮根的人

347
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,376
‎你應該放棄，繼續過你的生活

348
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,459
‎去上陶藝課之類的東西

349
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,668
‎我絕不會放棄，芮根不會想要我放棄

350
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,751
‎你怎麼可以老是搞不清楚狀況？

351
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:09,959
‎手下們，撤退

352
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,376
‎可惡的濾網臉

353
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:20,834
‎他們留下我？

354
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,959
‎我是說，從我們手中逃走

355
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,751
‎我們會揪出他們，我自有方法

356
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,293
‎但在此同時，如果你要當超級間諜

357
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,668
‎你就要在這種情況下防禦自己

358
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,709
‎-我有東西要給你
‎-槍嗎？

359
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:38,918
‎更好，這是特製的手錶
‎能散發催眠瓦斯

360
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,126
‎這是芮根為我做的最後一樣間諜裝備

361
00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:45,584
‎所以你拿槍，我拿到會放屁的手錶？

362
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,293
‎-對，基本上是這樣
‎-好，我喜歡

363
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,501
‎對，沒錯

364
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:53,126
‎將所有退休基金轉到我的私人帳戶

365
00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:56,084
‎這不是侵佔，這是穩賺不賠的投資

366
00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:57,418
‎我要發大財了

367
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,168
‎這裡可是美國，法律會為我轉彎

368
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,751
‎去他媽的小屁孩

369
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,376
‎艾倫，我是傑爾

370
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,584
‎我有好康的要跟妳說

371
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:11,334
‎妳還在找島嶼獵捕實習生當運動嗎？

372
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,001
‎最好搶先歐普拉一步

373
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:18,084
‎琪琪，謝謝妳讓我們窩在
‎吐派克和聲名狼藉先生之前的藏身處

374
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,501
‎明顯看得出來
‎他們到這地步時已經處不來了

375
00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,293
‎芮根，這不是長久之計

376
00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:25,668
‎看看我們，沒人同意要看什麼節目

377
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,918
‎葛倫完全毀了我們的點心補給

378
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,626
‎怎樣啦？我壓力大就會吃

379
00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:33,251
‎對，芮根，我們在避難室

380
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,959
‎躲妳的喪心病狂男友

381
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:38,334
‎該喊停了，公布真相

382
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,001
‎是這樣嗎？你要告訴喬羅根真相嗎？

383
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,584
‎他大概會說真相是光譜

384
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,418
‎我會跟他說這不合理

385
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,918
‎然後他會對我
‎使出鎖頭技，嗨到不像話

386
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,459
‎接著跳進感官剝奪池，所以不了

387
00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,584
‎安德烈，我假設你會跟那個

388
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:56,209
‎瘋狂的性愛邪教說你的下落？

389
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,709
‎天啊，不會

390
00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:01,876
‎我現在真的沒有心情搞多重性愛崇拜

391
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,668
‎看吧？你們這些做作鬼

392
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,418
‎我們都會對人搞消失

393
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,376
‎這傢伙是最瘋狂的一個

394
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:10,334
‎我說真的，只要等他想通就行

395
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:14,584
‎即時新聞，超極惡棍骷髏手指
‎在他的島嶼巢穴遭逮

396
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:16,501
‎我聽說這座島的賣價相當合理

397
00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,543
‎或者找事情讓他分心

398
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,293
‎（重度戒備監獄，第47級）

399
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,251
‎（《英國烘焙大賽》）

400
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,501
‎（《挺身而進》）

401
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,376
‎是妳，妳怎麼進來的？

402
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:32,251
‎科學與女性詭計的結合
‎會讓你大吃一驚

403
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,709
‎人工智慧任務助理回報零件誘惑

404
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,376
‎好，全是科學的功勞

405
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:40,626
‎聽著，我是來劫你出去
‎讓你再次成為雷夫的勁敵

406
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,793
‎我聽過你們倆說話的方式

407
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,084
‎你們注定要在一起

408
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,834
‎親愛的，不用了

409
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:51,043
‎我發現英雄勁敵這件事太毒害人生了

410
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,001
‎我是說，那傢伙癡迷於我

411
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,418
‎-說真的，他…
‎-講太多了

412
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,001
‎太多了，對

413
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,543
‎再說，這裡的生活更輕鬆

414
00:19:58,626 --> 00:20:00,543
‎我練瑜珈、學十字縫

415
00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,501
‎甚至在追《英國烘焙大賽》

416
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:03,543
‎很精彩吧？

417
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:06,709
‎蛋白杏仁甜餅和椰子球甜餅
‎我根本不曉得

418
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:08,126
‎就是說啊

419
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,668
‎好吧，我懂

420
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,501
‎我現在只希望這傢伙能完全忘記我

421
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:14,376
‎如果這是妳所希望的

422
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,668
‎妳永遠可以重啟煤氣燈操縱計畫

423
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,793
‎藍圖還在我的火山島巢穴那

424
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,876
‎妳去那的時候
‎可以餵我的邪惡貓咪嗎？

425
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,626
‎我不曾完全抹去某個人的記憶

426
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,376
‎-感覺很…
‎-邪惡？

427
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,376
‎妳是瘋狂科學家，不是嗎？

428
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,418
‎我不瘋狂，我只是失望

429
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,209
‎但妳想掌控全世界，對吧？

430
00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:35,459
‎大家都想啊

431
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:39,418
‎親愛的，我想用雷射
‎偷走的東西不只是尼羅河

432
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:40,418
‎我是好人

433
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:42,418
‎我只要了結這件事

434
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:43,418
‎-我需要
‎-手下？

435
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:44,334
‎朋友

436
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:46,709
‎繼續加油，各位

437
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:49,084
‎在這之後，我們就能回歸正常生活

438
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:52,084
‎芮根，我們真要
‎造出這麼大的機器嗎？

439
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,293
‎妳不能擠我的汁就好了嗎？

440
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,126
‎天啊，邁克
‎這是你解決每件事的方法

441
00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,543
‎我們要洗腦國會，擠我的汁

442
00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,626
‎有恐怖攻擊，擠我的汁

443
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543
‎這樣不夠

444
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:05,334
‎雷夫內建幾十年的
‎互累症和有害的陽剛之氣

445
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:06,793
‎除此之外，他還很迷戀我

446
00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:07,793
‎炫耀

447
00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:10,501
‎要解決這件事就要用上更強烈的手段

448
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,793
‎那也不用污辱我的黏液

449
00:21:14,293 --> 00:21:16,376
‎你好啊，小傢伙，我…

450
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,751
‎可惡的邪惡貓咪，天啊

451
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,501
‎我馬上回來
‎我去骷髏手指的衣櫃找乾淨的衣服

452
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,084
‎我可以駕馭黑色高領嗎？

453
00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:27,376
‎如果我不適合，你們會跟我說吧？

454
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,251
‎（大師，雷夫大師
‎情報員，還有布萊特）

455
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:37,084
‎任何東西都比不上雙人跳傘的親密度

456
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,959
‎我跟你的距離好近

457
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:43,293
‎幹得好，韓德探員

458
00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:44,584
‎記住你在訓練中

459
00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:47,751
‎很快你就能拿到特務編號了

460
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,251
‎你有跟軍情六處提起我？

461
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,709
‎其實還沒，但我要提了

462
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:55,376
‎等我們完成這個任務

463
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,334
‎等我找到那個殺人凶手

464
00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:01,584
‎我要殺掉好多人，鬧上美國新聞

465
00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:04,168
‎（售出）

466
00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:05,293
‎天啊

467
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,751
‎敲敲門，是誰敲門？

468
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:12,876
‎死神

469
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:13,793
‎還有布萊特

470
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,376
‎你怎麼找到我們的？

471
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,709
‎我只要啟動芮根手機裡的追蹤器

472
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,001
‎你在芮根的手機裡裝了追蹤器？

473
00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:24,168
‎一定要的，我每段感情都這樣

474
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,918
‎-你們不會嗎？
‎-我不會

475
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,876
‎-太變態了
‎-那叫跟蹤狂

476
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,376
‎隨便啦，我是間諜

477
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:32,209
‎快說，殺我女友的人在哪？

478
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,126
‎他在哪？

479
00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:35,043
‎別這麼急，雷夫

480
00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:36,959
‎布萊特，可是為什麼？

481
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,293
‎如果當情報人員是要像你這樣

482
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,418
‎那我不想當了

483
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:43,251
‎你既不老練又不酷，你內心很不安

484
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,168
‎-說實話，蠻像厭女重症患者
‎-對

485
00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:47,209
‎-有點
‎-沒錯

486
00:22:47,293 --> 00:22:50,459
‎就像有人攜帶武器是為了彌補缺失

487
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,418
‎好耶！

488
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,376
‎這個浪子有強大的火力

489
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,834
‎怎樣？我錯過什麼？

490
00:22:56,918 --> 00:23:01,668
‎所以很遺憾
‎大師探員，你的時候到了

491
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,418
‎-說得好
‎-真棒

492
00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:08,543
‎可以當標語了

493
00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,709
‎怎麼了？這是怎麼回事？

494
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,209
‎（開，關）

495
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:17,918
‎怎麼了，雷夫？

496
00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:20,126
‎不喜歡被綁死嗎？

497
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:22,709
‎妳這樣子其實更好看

498
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,334
‎靠，痛死了

499
00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:27,251
‎等一下，芮根？可是妳死了啊

500
00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:30,459
‎對，可是你還是跟我來這了

501
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,043
‎要費多少功夫？

502
00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,751
‎我只是在努力不要當壞人

503
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:40,168
‎看來我知道下場會是怎樣了

504
00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:45,084
‎妳要對我做什麼？

505
00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:48,959
‎我本來要除去你交往過的每個女人

506
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:54,793
‎不行，不能除去大胸麥克桑
‎大奶納邱拉和諾拉深喉嚨

507
00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:59,209
‎但我學到有時強硬就是對的

508
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,709
‎雷夫，我之所以詐死
‎是因為你瘋狂愛黏人

509
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:06,709
‎不對，不可能，我的魅力全球公認

510
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,209
‎你是老套、退步又有成見的人

511
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:14,626
‎只有爸爸或沒有爸爸的人
‎才會覺得你很酷

512
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:15,709
‎可惡，說得真對

513
00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:16,834
‎除此之外

514
00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:20,501
‎我也不認為我們之間
‎有良好的性吸引力

515
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,293
‎對於交手過幾千名女性的人來說

516
00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:24,543
‎你看來真的不知道自己在下面做什麼

517
00:24:24,626 --> 00:24:26,709
‎這是怎樣，心理戰？

518
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,668
‎這是跟女性的真實對談

519
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:31,209
‎住口，這是虐待

520
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,584
‎這樣吧，我也該做對的事了

521
00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:35,668
‎喂，安

522
00:24:35,751 --> 00:24:38,168
‎我沒死在《漁人的搏鬥》的鮪魚網裡

523
00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:40,251
‎我只是不想再見到妳

524
00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,584
‎您好，雜交趴嗎？我是安德烈

525
00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:45,751
‎我應該要有種面對面跟你們解決事情

526
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,293
‎還要屁股對屁股

527
00:24:47,376 --> 00:24:51,876
‎羅根，你為什麼不叫傑米
‎拍一段我甩了你的影片？

528
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:54,626
‎芮根，對不起
‎我選了雷夫，而非團隊

529
00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:56,168
‎我沉浸在間諜遊戲裡

530
00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:59,126
‎我可能太拿手了

531
00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,959
‎布萊特，你的表現糟透了

532
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:04,084
‎不過沒關係
‎抱歉留你跟那個瘋子在一起

533
00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:07,334
‎所以我們要怎麼處置他？

534
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,751
‎接下來就交給我吧

535
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,918
‎-你在這裡做什麼？
‎-妳的話讓我深思，芮根

536
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:15,959
‎妳說的對，我跟雷夫注定要在一起

537
00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:19,334
‎骷髏手指？你要對我做什麼？

538
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:20,959
‎首先呢

539
00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:25,376
‎我要用太陽能雷射燒掉你的蛋蛋

540
00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:26,418
‎然後呢？

541
00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:29,418
‎要在事情變得更奇怪前離開這嗎？

542
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,001
‎-馬上走
‎-真令人厭惡

543
00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:32,209
‎我已經要走了

544
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,668
‎我其實想留下來看

545
00:25:34,751 --> 00:25:36,668
‎謝謝你們在那邊幫我

546
00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:39,459
‎我保證會彌補你們，等我們回…

547
00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:42,584
‎-你們在這做什麼？
‎-你在這做什麼？

548
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,001
‎-我只是要…
‎-我們只是要…

549
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:47,209
‎-直昇機給我們
‎-好，週一見

550
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:51,043
‎我們要有人警告傑爾他等下…

551
00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:53,001
‎管他，我們下班了

552
00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:25,001
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