1 00:00:09,459 --> 00:00:11,293 [slow electronic music playing] 2 00:00:14,334 --> 00:00:15,418 [groans] 3 00:00:16,293 --> 00:00:18,126 Oh God. 4 00:00:18,209 --> 00:00:22,001 I can't believe I hooked up with a caterer at my mom's wedding. 5 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:24,209 No, Reagan, you have worked hard. 6 00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:26,543 You have earned a fling with a random dude. 7 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,584 [mysterious jazz music playing] 8 00:00:31,751 --> 00:00:33,334 Wait a second. 9 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,501 [in British accent] The name is Masters, Rafe Masters. 10 00:00:36,584 --> 00:00:39,043 [drunkenly] Why are you saying your name backwards, weirdo? 11 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,376 This guy's a weirdo. 12 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:42,459 Two martinis, shaken, not stir-- 13 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,501 Fuck that! Let's do some fucking shots, bitch! 14 00:00:47,334 --> 00:00:48,168 [belches] 15 00:00:48,251 --> 00:00:50,001 -[all chanting] Reagan! Reagan! -[gulping] 16 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,543 [spits, laughs] 17 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:55,001 This one goes out to all the lovers in the crowd. 18 00:00:55,084 --> 00:00:55,918 [mic feedback] 19 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:57,668 [both] ♪ Baby ♪ 20 00:00:57,751 --> 00:01:00,209 [smooching, moaning] 21 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,168 [camera clicks] 22 00:01:01,251 --> 00:01:02,084 Oh no. 23 00:01:02,168 --> 00:01:03,001 Mmm. 24 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:06,959 You may have apprehended those pirates, but I got the booty. 25 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,293 -[shudders] Blech. -I'll make us an English breakfast. 26 00:01:09,376 --> 00:01:10,501 How do you take your beans? 27 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,418 Yeah, my day is, uh, kind of packed. 28 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:16,293 I've gotta topple some dictators after this. 29 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,209 Oh shit! 30 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:20,918 Funny, I don't remember ordering a wake-up call. 31 00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:23,668 -[action music playing] -[Rafe and henchmen grunting] 32 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,543 -[grunting continues] -[gasps] 33 00:01:27,918 --> 00:01:28,959 [grunts] 34 00:01:31,126 --> 00:01:31,959 [grunts] 35 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,459 [groans] 36 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:34,376 [both grunting] 37 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:36,126 Ugh. Smooth move, Reagan. 38 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:39,168 Try to have a normal, boring fling and end up with a secret agent. 39 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:41,168 -[grunts] -[gasps] 40 00:01:43,918 --> 00:01:44,751 [grunts] 41 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:47,043 Well, this attack was over easy. 42 00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:48,709 [mysterious jazz music plays] 43 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:51,543 Wait a second. You're walking out on me? 44 00:01:51,626 --> 00:01:53,793 Masters, Rafe Masters? 45 00:01:53,876 --> 00:01:57,543 [weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts] 46 00:01:57,626 --> 00:01:59,501 Super nice meeting you. 47 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,918 We should totally do this again sometime. 48 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:04,876 How about an unspecified time that never comes up? 49 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,001 Okay, bye! 50 00:02:07,751 --> 00:02:09,209 [henchman screaming] 51 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:12,209 Oh, my other shoe. 52 00:02:13,084 --> 00:02:14,043 Taxi. 53 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:17,209 [electronic music playing] 54 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:37,751 [door creaks] 55 00:02:38,251 --> 00:02:40,543 [playfully] Hey, Reagan. 56 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,876 -[groans] -[Andre] Hey, girl. There she is. 57 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:45,293 [Myc] You were fucking hilarious last night. 58 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:49,168 I hereby bestow my title of office wildcard to you, Reagan. 59 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:51,168 -So, how was it? -How was what? 60 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:52,459 Oh, come on. 61 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:53,834 We saw you making out… 62 00:02:53,918 --> 00:02:56,918 [in British accent] …with the Masters, Rafe Masters. 63 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:58,459 Please stop saying it like that. 64 00:02:58,543 --> 00:03:01,709 We need to know everything. What's his pube situation? 65 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,626 [Myc] Do his condoms look like little tuxedos? 66 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:07,543 What happens in the bedroom is nobody's business except Congress. 67 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:09,918 But in this case, I'll allow it. Dish, girl. 68 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,584 Guys, there's not much to tell. 69 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:15,501 Forgettable sex, only five or six casualties, a fling. 70 00:03:15,584 --> 00:03:18,418 Ugh, I've always wanted to be a superspy. 71 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:20,709 I used to watch all the James Bond movies. 72 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,376 I even had a secret identity. 73 00:03:22,459 --> 00:03:25,793 In public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid. 74 00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:27,709 [Myc] Yeesh. 75 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:31,293 Brett's repressed trauma aside, it was just a one-night thing. 76 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:33,376 I… I'll probably never even see the guy again. 77 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:35,418 -[door creaks] -[mysterious jazz music plays] 78 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:37,043 Well, hello, all. 79 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,334 [both] Holy shit. 80 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,918 Team, I'm not sure if you remember Agent Masters, 81 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:43,584 but seeing as he really saved our bums 82 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:46,376 during that whole flat-Earth pirate situation… 83 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:47,293 That was me. 84 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,751 I made an explosive out of an Amazon Alexa. 85 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,751 …we're going to be helping him out with an MI6 mission, 86 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,459 stopping his evil nemesis, Dr. SkullFinger, 87 00:03:55,543 --> 00:03:57,793 who, by the way, currently resides in a gorgeous 88 00:03:57,876 --> 00:04:02,376 seven-bedroom, eight-bathroom lair with 360 ocean views… 89 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,334 Scoundrel. 90 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:06,001 …from unleashing a powerful mind-control device 91 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:06,918 on the populace. 92 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:09,418 But we use mind control all the time. 93 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:10,709 Like our memory erasers. 94 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,626 Just this week, I used one on myself 95 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:15,376 to forget the ending of Breaking Bad so I could rewatch it. 96 00:04:15,459 --> 00:04:17,418 [Myc] Walt dies, Jesse lives, big deal. 97 00:04:17,501 --> 00:04:18,543 Goddamn it. 98 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:21,876 But SkullFinger's device is far more powerful. 99 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,376 This thing can wipe your whole mind clean. 100 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:28,459 It's way more evil. So we have to eliminate the competition. 101 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:30,668 Reagan, I want you designing Rafe's gadgets 102 00:04:30,751 --> 00:04:32,793 and running point from the surveillance boat. 103 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,043 -[groans] -[Rafe] Mmm. 104 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:36,501 Hey, let me know if you need a bitchin' Spotify playlist. 105 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:39,501 Oh my God, a Spot-i-spy playlist. 106 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:40,501 Oh, oh! 107 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,876 I'll make the puns around here, thank you. 108 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:44,209 [laughs] Please like me. 109 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:47,043 [sarcastically] Rafe, so glad to be working with you. 110 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:51,043 Yes, I can't wait to bond, Team Bond. 111 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:52,918 -[laughs] -[groans] 112 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,501 -[J.R. laughs] -[laughs] Hey, laughing is great. 113 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:58,126 Shit. Shit. Shit. I cannot believe this. 114 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,043 I can't work with someone I've hooked up with. 115 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,001 Can't you just tell him you're not interested? 116 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,709 You're usually Miss Brutal Honesty. 117 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,959 Remember when you made Glenn cry at his own birthday? 118 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:08,876 I was dancing too confidently, and I needed to hear it. 119 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:10,709 It's different with relationships. 120 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,126 Everybody I've ever broken up with 121 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,459 makes me feel like the bad guy just for being direct. 122 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:18,626 Took the liberty of grabbing an extra pudding cup for my pudding. 123 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,709 You're boring! You're fucking boring, Steve. 124 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,918 And the only thing keeping us together is inertia, 125 00:05:24,001 --> 00:05:28,834 and I feel more attachment to this disposable fork than I do to you! 126 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:31,834 -[Steve sniffles] -[gasps] You monster. 127 00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:33,709 [crowd] Boo. 128 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:38,293 From now on, my new strategy is to avoid hurt feelings, 129 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:41,626 send zero signals, and just hope the guy gets the message. 130 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,709 -[mysterious music plays] -[door lock beeping] 131 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,793 -Rafe? -[sexy music plays] 132 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:47,543 I guess I couldn't bear to leave. 133 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:49,126 What the hell? Did you… 134 00:05:49,209 --> 00:05:51,084 -Did you bring that from home? -What do you mean? 135 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:54,251 You literally dragged an entire bearskin rug in here. 136 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,709 -Yes. -Just so you could make that pun? 137 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:58,043 -Yes. -You got that rug-- 138 00:05:58,126 --> 00:05:59,293 -Right. -Put it in your car-- 139 00:05:59,376 --> 00:06:00,418 Drove over here, correct. 140 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,501 So you could say, "I couldn't bear to leave." 141 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:03,543 Bear to leave, right. 142 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:06,626 I'm confused. I… is sex happening? 143 00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:07,543 [beeps] 144 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:10,626 [groans] 145 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,251 [Reagan on radio] To the left. 146 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,626 Now a little… a little to the right. 147 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,876 Okay. Now make your entrance as quietly as possible. 148 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:22,709 [alarm blaring] 149 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:25,043 Nice of me to drop in. 150 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:26,334 -Rafe, what the fuck? -[gasps] 151 00:06:26,418 --> 00:06:28,626 You're supposed to be a secret agent. 152 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,584 And why are you wearing a tuxedo? 153 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:32,918 This is a covert mission. It's not the Emmys. 154 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:36,834 Sorry, love. Loudly is the only way I know how to enter. 155 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,376 -Come on, man. -Awesome. 156 00:06:38,459 --> 00:06:41,126 Can we just keep things professional, please? 157 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,626 Twelve bogeys approaching. 158 00:06:42,709 --> 00:06:44,168 [action music playing] 159 00:06:44,251 --> 00:06:46,418 -Initiate shoe-merang. -[Myc] Shoe-merang? 160 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:49,418 It was kind of a name came first, idea came second kind of thing. 161 00:06:49,501 --> 00:06:52,834 Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces. 162 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:55,584 [henchmen grunting and groaning] 163 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:59,793 May God rest your soles. 164 00:06:59,876 --> 00:07:00,834 -Yes! -[groans] 165 00:07:01,418 --> 00:07:04,251 This man is the Michael Jordan of casual murder. 166 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:06,418 Okay, Rafe, now you just need to find the machine. 167 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:12,459 Well, if it isn't the constant thorn in my side, Rafe Masters. 168 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:14,209 [Rafe] Dr. SkullFinger. 169 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:17,709 Seems I've managed to penetrate your defenses. 170 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:21,626 I assure you, that's the last thing you'll be penetrating. 171 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:25,209 Are you sensing kind of a… vibe between these two? 172 00:07:25,293 --> 00:07:28,209 Ugh. I don't know. Everything this guy says is horny. 173 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,751 Behold Project Gaslight. 174 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,584 -[dramatic music plays] -[gasps] 175 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:36,959 [both] Looks like a dick. 176 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,251 -[laughs] -[Myc] Beat you to it. 177 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:42,209 Ever since I fell in that vat of skulls and became wickedly twisted, 178 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:43,793 I dreamed of this day. 179 00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:46,251 Rafe, it's time. Release the nanobots. 180 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:49,876 SkullFinger, prepare to receive my load. 181 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:51,209 Okay, yeah, I do hear it. 182 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:56,959 What? No, my beautiful machine! 183 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,084 Where on earth did you acquire such advanced technology? 184 00:08:01,168 --> 00:08:03,168 From my new girlfriend. 185 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:05,876 -Whoa, we did not discuss that. -[coworkers laughing] 186 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:07,959 Damn you, Masters. 187 00:08:08,043 --> 00:08:11,251 I couldn't have done this without your wonderful gadgets, Reagan, 188 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:13,584 and now that we've gotten rid of the skull, 189 00:08:13,668 --> 00:08:15,459 it's time to finger. 190 00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:16,543 [coworkers laughing] 191 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,793 Okay, fuck it, I gotta break things off with this guy. 192 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:22,918 Rafe, okay, we need to talk. The boat was fun. 193 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,126 Especially the sex part. 194 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:27,793 Uh-huh. The thing is, that night, 195 00:08:27,876 --> 00:08:30,626 I was just trying to get something out of my system. 196 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,501 What I'm trying to say is this has run its course. 197 00:08:33,584 --> 00:08:36,418 Wait a second, are you breaking up with me? 198 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:38,793 [cries] How could you treat me like this 199 00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:41,668 after leading me on with all those gadgets? 200 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:42,584 [sobbing] 201 00:08:42,668 --> 00:08:44,459 Is she abusing that man? 202 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:46,168 What a heartless woman. 203 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,084 -Misandry strikes again. -Why? 204 00:08:48,168 --> 00:08:49,543 -Why?! [cries] -What? 205 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:51,793 No. [chuckles] I'm not breaking up with you. 206 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,626 Phew. Okay. 207 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:56,959 Because I have some very exciting news. 208 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:59,709 I've actually been checking out houses in DC 209 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:01,918 so I could move here indefinitely. 210 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:02,834 What?! 211 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,668 [robotic voice] This is totally fine. 212 00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:08,126 [Myc] So let me get this straight. 213 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:10,459 You finally get laid by the first guy this year 214 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:12,459 who doesn't run on a charger, 215 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:14,501 and you want to ditch him? 216 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:16,918 The guy is totally smothering me. 217 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:20,918 I just want Dr. No Fucking Clue to Brexit my life 218 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:23,043 without me having to feel guilty about it. 219 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,376 I don't understand this at all. You're so lucky. 220 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:28,709 I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me? 221 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:31,043 Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude, 222 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:33,043 there's only one solution left. 223 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:35,501 -Ghost Protocol. -[eerie music plays] 224 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,751 Ghost Protocol? 225 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:40,084 You use Cognito's resources to fake your own death 226 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:42,334 then go off the grid until he moves on. 227 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:44,293 [discreetly] Trust me, this is how I've helped 228 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,418 all the biggest dead celebrities escape the spotlight. 229 00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:49,543 The world thinks Tupac and Biggie are gone, 230 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:51,376 but they're living their best lives 231 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,293 in Upstate New York with three Pomeranians. 232 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,918 -Aw. -We've all used the program for ourselves. 233 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,376 I ghosted Ann Coulter. 234 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:01,709 She made me role-play as a liberal just so she could drink my tears. 235 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,084 Uh, I used it too. 236 00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:06,334 I had to ghost my old Burning Man crew at the Orgy Dome. 237 00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:08,251 What's the point of anonymous sex 238 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:10,668 if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?! 239 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,584 [Myc] I had to ghost Joe Rogan. [shudders] 240 00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:15,293 He loved tripping on mushrooms, but once he was high, 241 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:18,251 he'd make me watch these Jordan Peterson videos with him. 242 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:19,209 I had to end it. 243 00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:20,418 So, what do you think? 244 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,376 Hmm. 245 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:24,834 Fake my death to avoid getting texts from a man. 246 00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:25,751 [phone pings] 247 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:30,876 [dramatic music plays] 248 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:31,793 Fuck it. 249 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:33,834 Ghost Protocol me. 250 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:38,251 [J.R. laughs] Oh wow. 251 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,168 What a kitchen. 252 00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,001 Is the stove gas or electric? 253 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,751 Oh, it's magma-powered. 254 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:43,793 Of course. 255 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:48,168 Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs] 256 00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,668 Oh, and is that a doggy door for henchmen? 257 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,793 You're telling me SkullFinger tore up the original hardwood? 258 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:54,834 What a monster. 259 00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,501 The granite is so elegant though, isn't it? 260 00:10:57,584 --> 00:11:00,209 Makes it so much easier to clean up human remains. 261 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,084 Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign? 262 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:03,543 Just in blood, right here. 263 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,543 I can drain the employee pension fund, 264 00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,001 buy this place for cheap, 265 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,626 and start a tasty little Airbnb side hustle. 266 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:10,543 [laughs] 267 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,959 Jesus. I've been in the evil real estate game for 15 years, 268 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,126 but that man's a psycho. 269 00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:20,501 [mellow acoustic guitar music playing] 270 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,834 Rafe, over here. 271 00:11:21,918 --> 00:11:25,834 -[laughs] Reagan. -I can't wait to go on our second date. 272 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,418 Oh no! What's that? 273 00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:30,584 -[tires screeching] -[dramatic music playing] 274 00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,126 Lock and load, Noel. 275 00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:36,376 ["The Flower Duet" playing] 276 00:11:41,251 --> 00:11:43,209 [in slo-mo] Reagan! 277 00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:45,209 [gun firing] 278 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,584 No! 279 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,084 [tires screeching] 280 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:54,459 [yells] 281 00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,709 -I've been shot so much! [grunts] -[sad music playing] 282 00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:01,459 [shouting] No! 283 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,459 Reagan! 284 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:07,543 I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded. 285 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,084 [sobs] 286 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:12,543 Oh my goodness. What a sudden, elaborate death. 287 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,876 But what do I know? 288 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,209 I'm just a very hot and very single onlooker. 289 00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:18,126 [sniffles] 290 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,793 [whimsical music plays] 291 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:21,709 [gasps] 292 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,876 Hell yeah, I'm dead! 293 00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,459 I've never felt more alive. 294 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,001 Here, you've earned this. 295 00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,709 [trills, gulps] 296 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,209 No! 297 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,126 But maybe yes. 298 00:12:33,209 --> 00:12:37,334 [crying loudly] 299 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:39,584 Okay, the crisis actors are all in place. 300 00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:42,543 These are pre-written eulogies. Please recite them verbatim. 301 00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:46,876 "Hi. I'm Andre. Gee, I hope I don't roll this eulogy up and smoke it." 302 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,626 Is this what you really think of me? 303 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,126 I'm not just a drug guy, you know? I speak Latin. 304 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,251 -Yeah, sure. -Uh-huh. 305 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,501 [Myc] Whatever, dude, you love weed. We get it. 306 00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:57,209 "Reagan Ridley had a brilliant mind, 307 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,751 but she also knew how to rock a bold lip." 308 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,084 [titters] 309 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,084 You wish. 310 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,376 "Reagan was an American hero." 311 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,293 "We didn't agree politically, but…" 312 00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,751 Hmm, just ends there. 313 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,501 [Myc] What can I say about Reagan 314 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:15,001 that I haven't already written on a bathroom stall at work? 315 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:19,293 [sobbing] Why? Why?! 316 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:20,668 [exhales] 317 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:24,501 Time to enjoy my death and catch up on some Great British Bake Off. 318 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,751 [sobbing] 319 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,834 Hey, man, I know you're hurting. Is there anything that could cheer you up? 320 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,084 Driving a tank through a bombed-out Soviet village? 321 00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,793 Choking someone out with a cumberbund? 322 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,709 Oh, thank you. Brett, was it? 323 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,418 But no, the only thing that could bring me peace 324 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,043 is finding Reagan's killer. 325 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,584 -[dramatic music plays] -Right, her killer. 326 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,251 Well, um, I, uh, guess it could be anyone. 327 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,918 -[Myc laughing] -[camera clicks] 328 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,751 Do you wanna hear my confessions? 329 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,543 -Oh come on. -Ashes to ashes, motherfucker. 330 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,834 You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange. 331 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:01,584 What? No, they're-- I didn't mean to imply-- 332 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:05,501 Yes, it's like they don't even care Reagan's dead. 333 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:06,959 Something's not right here. 334 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,626 Probably best not to speculate. 335 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,834 Brett, thanks specifically to your observations, 336 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,376 I'm starting to think this may have been an inside job. 337 00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:14,293 Uh… 338 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,501 [Myc] Ha, I get it. 339 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:20,459 I'm gonna get to the bottom of it, but I'm gonna need a hand, an agent hand. 340 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,043 -What do you say? -[gasps] 341 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,918 You want me to help you? 342 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,959 Oh my God, am I dreaming? This is the best day of my life! 343 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,126 So sorry for our loss. 344 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,418 [Andre] You just got ashed, sucker! 345 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:38,168 And so that's the difference between a macaroon and a macaron. 346 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:39,168 It's crazy, right? 347 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,209 Fascinating. You need to ante. 348 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,709 Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me. 349 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,084 I get to binge-watch TV. I don't have to answer any texts. 350 00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:47,293 I blew off jury duty. 351 00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:50,084 [chuckles] I'm almost gonna be sad when Rafe goes back to the UK. 352 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,584 -[car horn plays "God Save the Queen"] -Did you hear that? 353 00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:54,459 -[car horn honking] -[tires screeching] 354 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:55,376 [car crashes] 355 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,126 Where is the confounded valet? 356 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:02,168 Oh my Go-- What is he doing here? Who told him about poker night? 357 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:03,168 -Uh-huh. -[button beeps] 358 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:05,334 [Brett yelling, grunts] 359 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,043 -[car alarm wailing] -Damn it, Brett. 360 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,584 Oh, wow, awesome. Ejector seat. 361 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,668 Do any of these buttons dispense Advil? 362 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,293 They're coming! You gotta hide me. 363 00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:16,043 I just disappear you. It's on you to stay disappeared. 364 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,334 Goddamn it, can't even enjoy my death in peace. 365 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,626 Hey, dudes. 366 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,626 My new, uh, partner here insisted on coming to poker night, 367 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,626 and I couldn't think of any believable reasons why he shouldn't. 368 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,376 Mind if I enter your little game? 369 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:36,126 I brought $100,000 in nonsequential, unmarked bills. 370 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,334 [Myc] Uh, it's a five-dollar buy-in. 371 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:40,709 Welp, I am gonna grab a brewski 372 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,168 and, uh, a seltzer for him. 373 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,251 Shaken, not stirred. 374 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,751 -You want me to shake the seltzer? -I drink everything shaken! 375 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,501 Now, let's play. 376 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,251 What is he still doing in town? 377 00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,043 He says he wants to find your killer, 378 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:58,418 and, uh, he maybe kind of sort of thinks someone on the team is involved. 379 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,709 -And why would he think that? -I don't know. 380 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,876 They were acting pretty suspicious at the funeral. 381 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,918 On the bright side, I'm learning so much spy stuff. 382 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,709 Rafe taught me how to blow up a vault with a motorcycle. 383 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,043 It involves more vodka than you'd think. 384 00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,918 -[scary music plays] -Hey, what are you doing? 385 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,584 All right, I'm all in. 386 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,918 -Dude. -What the fuck? 387 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,543 [Myc] We said five bucks, man. 388 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:23,626 I call. 389 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,751 [groups gasps] 390 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,209 [Rafe] Interesting. 391 00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,626 Unlike everyone else here, you have no tells, 392 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,043 and in my line of work, 393 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,834 those tend to be the people with the most to hide. 394 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,793 Tell me where Reagan's killer is! What do you know? 395 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,626 Damn, why am I always attracted to crazy? 396 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:44,043 [deep voice] Not one more word, or your little sidekick here gets it 397 00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:47,793 at the hands of the nefarious, uh, 398 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,084 Strainer Face. 399 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,584 Strainer Face? 400 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,793 Yes, that checks out. 401 00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:56,126 Just as I suspected, you were harboring Reagan's killer. 402 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,376 You should just give up and move on with your life. 403 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,459 Maybe take a pottery class or something. 404 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,668 I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to. 405 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:05,668 [sighs] 406 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,626 How are you so wrong all the time? 407 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,959 -Oh. -Henchmen, roll out. 408 00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:15,668 [group coughing] 409 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,376 Goddamn Strainer Face. 410 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:19,584 [coughing] 411 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:20,834 They left me? 412 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,959 I… I mean… I mean, escaped us. 413 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,751 We'll track them down. I have my methods. 414 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,293 But in the meantime, if you're going to be a superspy, 415 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,668 you need to be able to defend yourself in situations like this. 416 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,709 -I want to give you something. -A gun? 417 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:38,918 Even better. This is a special timepiece that emits a cloud of knockout gas. 418 00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,126 It was the last spy gadget Reagan ever made me. 419 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:45,584 So you get a pistol, and I get a little watch that farts? 420 00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,293 -Yes, that's basically it. -Okay, okay, I'm into it. 421 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,501 Yes, that's right. 422 00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:53,126 Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. 423 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:56,084 It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. 424 00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:57,418 I'm invezzling. 425 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,834 I mean, this is America. 426 00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,168 This is barely illegal. 427 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,751 -Fucking tight-ass. -[phone dialing] 428 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,376 Alan, it's J.R. 429 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,584 Have I got an opportunity for you. 430 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:11,334 Are you still looking for an island where you can hunt interns for sport? 431 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,001 Better snap it up before Oprah does. 432 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:18,084 Gigi, thanks for letting us crash at Tupac and Biggie's old safe house. 433 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,501 You can really tell they weren't getting along at this point. 434 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,293 Reagan, this is not a long-term solution. 435 00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:25,668 Look at us. No one can agree what to watch on TV. 436 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,876 Glenn has totally destroyed our snack supply. 437 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,626 [chomping] What? I stress eat. 438 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,834 [sneezes] 439 00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:33,251 [Myc] Yeah, Reagan. We're all hiding in a panic room 440 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,959 from your psychopath boyfriend. 441 00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:38,334 It's time to call it. Pull the Band-Aid. 442 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,001 Oh, really? Would you tell Joe Rogan the truth? 443 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,584 [Myc] I mean, he would probably say the truth is a spectrum, 444 00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,418 and I would tell him that makes no sense, 445 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,918 and then he'd put me into a headlock, get insanely high, 446 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,459 and then jump into a sensory deprivation tank, so no. 447 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,584 And, Andre, I assume you're gonna be telling 448 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:56,209 that insane sex cult where to find you? 449 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,709 Oh God, no. 450 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,126 I really don't have the emotional bandwidth 451 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,876 for multiple sex cults right now. 452 00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,668 See? You're all hypocrites. 453 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,376 We've all ghosted people, and this is the craziest one of them all. 454 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:10,334 I am telling you, we just need to wait him out. 455 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:14,584 In breaking news, supervillain SkullFinger was captured at his island lair, 456 00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:15,626 which is on the market… 457 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,543 Or find him a distraction. 458 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,293 [suspenseful music playing] 459 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,501 [power shuts down] 460 00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,376 It's you. How'd you get in here? 461 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,084 You'd be shocked what a combination 462 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,251 of science and feminine wiles can accomplish. 463 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,709 [device voice] AI mission assist reports zero seductions. 464 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,376 Okay, fine, it was all science. 465 00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:40,626 Look, I'm here to bust you out so you can be Rafe's nemesis again. 466 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,793 I've heard the way you guys talk to each other. 467 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,084 You are meant to be together. 468 00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,834 Oh, honey, no, thanks. 469 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,334 I actually realized that whole hero-nemesis thing 470 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:51,043 was, like, super toxic. 471 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,001 I mean, the guy was obsessed with me. 472 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,418 -Honestly, he's-- -A bit much. 473 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,001 A bit much, yes. 474 00:19:56,084 --> 00:20:00,543 Plus, life in here is way easier. I'm doing yoga, learning to cross-stitch. 475 00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,501 I'm even catching up on Great British Bake Off. 476 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:03,709 It's amazing, right? 477 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:06,834 Macarons and macaroons. I had no idea. 478 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,126 I know. 479 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,668 [sighing] Well, I get it. 480 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,543 At this point, I just wish the guy would forget about me completely. 481 00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:14,376 You know, if that's what you want, 482 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,668 you could always just rebuild Project Gaslight. 483 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,709 The blueprints for it are still at my volcanic island lair. 484 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,876 While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat? 485 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,626 I've never wiped someone's mind completely blank. 486 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,376 -It seems-- -Evil? 487 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,376 You are a mad scientist, are you not? 488 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,418 I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 489 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,293 But you do want to take over the world, right? 490 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:35,459 Everyone wants that. 491 00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:39,418 Honey, denial isn't just a river I tried to steal with a laser. 492 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:42,918 I'm a good person. I just need to finish this one thing. I'll need some-- 493 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,334 -Henchmen? -Friends. 494 00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:46,668 Let's keep it up, guys. 495 00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,084 After this, we can go back to our normal lives. 496 00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:53,293 [Myc] Reagan, do we really have to build this huge machine? Can't you just milk me? 497 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,126 Jesus, Myc, that is your solution for everything. 498 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,543 [mocking] We have to brainwash Congress. Milk me. 499 00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,626 There was a terrorist attack. Milk me. 500 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543 It's not enough. 501 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:05,334 Rafe is hardwired with decades of codependency and toxic masculinity. 502 00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,793 -On top of that, he's obsessed with me. -Brag. 503 00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:10,501 Fixing this is gonna take something stronger. 504 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,793 [Myc] Well, you don't have to insult my goo. 505 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,209 [meowing] 506 00:21:14,293 --> 00:21:16,376 Well, hey there, little buddy. I-- 507 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:20,376 -[hisses] -Oh, ow! Goddamn evil cat! God! [groans] 508 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,501 I'll be right back. I'm gonna raid SkullFinger's closet for a clean shirt. 509 00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,084 Could I pull off a black turtleneck? 510 00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:27,501 You guys would tell me if I couldn't pull that off, right? 511 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:34,251 [Brett laughs] Oh! 512 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,084 [laughs] Nothing like the intimacy of a tandem jump. 513 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,959 I feel so close to you. 514 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,168 Ah! [grunts] 515 00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:43,293 -Oh. Excellent work, Agent Hand. -[exhales] Oh. 516 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:44,584 Now, remember your training, 517 00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:47,751 and you'll be getting your double-0 status in no time. 518 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,251 Wow, so you mentioned me to MI6? 519 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,709 Oh, well, I mean, not yet, but I'm going to, 520 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:55,376 just as soon as we're done with this mission. 521 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,334 Once I find that killer, 522 00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:01,584 I'm going to shoot so many people, it will make the American news. 523 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,168 [dramatic music plays] 524 00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:05,293 Oh man. 525 00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,251 [group gasps] 526 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:11,751 Knock, knock. Who's there? 527 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:12,876 Death. 528 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:15,376 -And Brett. -[Myc gasps] How did you find us? 529 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,709 I simply activated my tracker in Reagan's cell phone. 530 00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,001 You installed a tracker in Reagan's phone? 531 00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:24,168 Uh, yes, obviously. I do that in every relationship. 532 00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,918 -Don't you guys? -[Myc] No, I don't. 533 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,876 -That's fucked up. -[Myc] That's being a stalker. 534 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,376 Whatever, I'm a spy. 535 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:30,793 -[cocks gun] -Now, where is the man 536 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,126 who killed my girlfriend? Where is he? 537 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:35,043 Not so fast, Rafe. 538 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:36,959 Brett. But why? 539 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,293 If being a secret agent means that I have to be like you, 540 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,418 then I don't want to. 541 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:43,251 You're not suave and cool. You're insecure. 542 00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,084 -And honestly, kind of a huge misogynist. -Uh, yeah. 543 00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,293 -A little bit. -[Myc] Totally. 544 00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:50,543 It's almost like guys with weapons are compensating for something. 545 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,418 [shouts] Hell yeah! 546 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,376 This bad boy's got some fucking firepower! 547 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,834 Whoo! What? What'd I miss? 548 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:59,626 So, unfortunately, Agent Masters, 549 00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:01,668 your time has run out. 550 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:02,959 [gasps] 551 00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:05,876 -[device farts] -[Rafe gasps, coughs] 552 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,418 -[Myc] Nice pun. -Well-done. 553 00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:08,959 -Tagline worthy. -[Gigi] Mm-hmm. 554 00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,709 What's happening? What's going on? 555 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,626 -[dramatic music playing] -[grunting] 556 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:20,126 What's wrong, Rafe? Don't like being tied down? 557 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:22,709 [Myc] You know, this look is actually an improvement for you. 558 00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,334 Shit, that stings. 559 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,043 Wait a second. Reagan? 560 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,251 But… but you're dead. 561 00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:30,459 Yeah, and yet you still stalked me here. 562 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,043 I mean, what is it gonna take? 563 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,751 I was just trying to avoid being the bad guy. 564 00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:37,668 [dramatic music plays] 565 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,168 And I guess I can see how that turned out. 566 00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,626 [powering down] 567 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:45,084 What are you going to do to me? 568 00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:48,959 Well, I was going to erase every woman you've ever dated. 569 00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:54,793 No, not Chesty McThong and Bosoms Naturale and Nora Gag Reflex. 570 00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:59,209 But I've learned that sometimes the hard thing is the right thing. 571 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,709 Rafe, I faked my death because you're a clingy psycho. 572 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:06,709 No, that's not possible. I'm universally regarded as charming. 573 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,209 You are a corny, regressive stereotype, 574 00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:14,626 and the only people who think you're cool are dads or people that didn't have dads. 575 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:15,709 Damn, that is accurate. 576 00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:16,834 And more than that, 577 00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:20,501 I don't think that we have good sexual chemistry either! 578 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,293 For a guy who's been with thousands of women, 579 00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:24,626 you really don't seem to know what you're doing down there! 580 00:24:24,709 --> 00:24:26,709 What is this, mind games? 581 00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,668 This is an honest conversation with a woman. 582 00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:31,209 Stop, it's torture! 583 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,334 You know what? It's time that I did the right thing too. 584 00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:35,751 -[phone beeps] -Hello, Ann. 585 00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,168 I didn't die in a tuna net on Deadliest Catch. 586 00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:40,251 I just didn't wanna see you anymore. 587 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,584 Hello. Orgy Dome? It's Andre. 588 00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:45,793 I should have had the balls to end things with you face-to-face 589 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:47,293 and ass-to-ass. 590 00:24:47,376 --> 00:24:51,876 [Myc] Hey, Rogan, why don't you ask Jamie to pull up a clip of me dumping your ass? 591 00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:54,626 Reagan, I'm sorry for picking Rafe over the team. 592 00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:56,168 I got caught up in the spy game, 593 00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:59,126 and, well, I guess I was just too damn good at it. 594 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,959 Brett, you were terrible at it. 595 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:04,084 But it's okay. I'm sorry for leaving you with that psycho. 596 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:07,334 So, what do we do about him? 597 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,751 I'll take it from here. 598 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,918 -What are you doing here? -Something you said stuck with me, Reagan. 599 00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:15,959 You're right. Rafe and I are meant to be. 600 00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:19,334 SkullFinger? What are you going to do to me? 601 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:20,959 Well, first of all, 602 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:25,376 I'm going to use a solar-powered laser to burn off your testicles. 603 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:26,418 And then? 604 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:29,418 Uh, do you guys wanna get out of here before this gets weirder? 605 00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,001 -Immediately. -This is an abomination. 606 00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:34,668 -[Myc] I was already leaving. -I would like to stay and watch, actually. 607 00:25:34,751 --> 00:25:36,668 Guys, thanks for helping me out back there. 608 00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:39,209 I promise I will make it up to you when we get back to the-- 609 00:25:39,293 --> 00:25:40,418 [tense music plays] 610 00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:42,584 -What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 611 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,084 -Well, I was just-- -We were just-- 612 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:47,334 -We're taking the helicopter. -All righty, see you Monday. 613 00:25:47,834 --> 00:25:48,793 [rock music plays] 614 00:25:48,876 --> 00:25:51,251 [Brett] Should one of us have warned J.R. what he's about to-- 615 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:53,001 [Gigi] Who cares? We're off the clock. 616 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:54,001 [J.R. screams] 617 00:25:54,084 --> 00:25:58,084 ["Tacky Humalong" by Frank Mizen & Chris Norton playing]