1 00:00:16,293 --> 00:00:18,126 Oh God. 2 00:00:18,209 --> 00:00:22,001 I can't believe I hooked up with a caterer at my mom's wedding. 3 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:24,209 No, Reagan, you have worked hard. 4 00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:26,543 You have earned a fling with a random dude. 5 00:00:31,751 --> 00:00:33,334 Wait a second. 6 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,501 The name is Masters, Rafe Masters. 7 00:00:36,584 --> 00:00:39,043 Why are you saying your name backwards, weirdo? 8 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,376 This guy's a weirdo. 9 00:00:40,459 --> 00:00:42,459 Two martinis, shaken, not stir-- 10 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,501 Fuck that! Let's do some fucking shots, bitch! 11 00:00:48,251 --> 00:00:50,001 -Reagan! Reagan! 12 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:55,001 This one goes out to all the lovers in the crowd. 13 00:01:01,251 --> 00:01:02,084 Oh no. 14 00:01:02,168 --> 00:01:03,001 Mmm. 15 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:06,959 You may have apprehended those pirates, but I got the booty. 16 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,293 -Blech. -I'll make us an English breakfast. 17 00:01:09,376 --> 00:01:10,501 How do you take your beans? 18 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,418 Yeah, my day is, uh, kind of packed. 19 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:16,293 I've gotta topple some dictators after this. 20 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,209 Oh shit! 21 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:20,918 Funny, I don't remember ordering a wake-up call. 22 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:36,126 Ugh. Smooth move, Reagan. 23 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:39,168 Try to have a normal, boring fling and end up with a secret agent. 24 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:47,043 Well, this attack was over easy. 25 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:51,543 Wait a second. You're walking out on me? 26 00:01:51,626 --> 00:01:53,793 Masters, Rafe Masters? 27 00:01:53,876 --> 00:01:57,543 Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. 28 00:01:57,626 --> 00:01:59,501 Super nice meeting you. 29 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,918 We should totally do this again sometime. 30 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:04,876 How about an unspecified time that never comes up? 31 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,001 Okay, bye! 32 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:12,209 Oh, my other shoe. 33 00:02:13,084 --> 00:02:14,043 Taxi. 34 00:02:38,251 --> 00:02:40,543 Hey, Reagan. 35 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,876 -Hey, girl. There she is. 36 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:45,293 You were fucking hilarious last night. 37 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:49,168 I hereby bestow my title of office wildcard to you, Reagan. 38 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:51,168 -So, how was it? -How was what? 39 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:52,459 Oh, come on. 40 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:53,834 We saw you making out… 41 00:02:53,918 --> 00:02:56,918 …with the Masters, Rafe Masters. 42 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:58,459 Please stop saying it like that. 43 00:02:58,543 --> 00:03:01,709 We need to know everything. What's his pube situation? 44 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,626 Do his condoms look like little tuxedos? 45 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:07,543 What happens in the bedroom is nobody's business except Congress. 46 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:09,918 But in this case, I'll allow it. Dish, girl. 47 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,584 Guys, there's not much to tell. 48 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:15,501 Forgettable sex, only five or six casualties, a fling. 49 00:03:15,584 --> 00:03:18,418 Ugh, I've always wanted to be a superspy. 50 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:20,709 I used to watch all the James Bond movies. 51 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,376 I even had a secret identity. 52 00:03:22,459 --> 00:03:25,793 In public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid. 53 00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:27,709 Yeesh. 54 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:31,293 Brett's repressed trauma aside, it was just a one-night thing. 55 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:33,376 I… I'll probably never even see the guy again. 56 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:37,043 Well, hello, all. 57 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,334 Holy shit. 58 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,918 Team, I'm not sure if you remember Agent Masters, 59 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:43,584 but seeing as he really saved our bums 60 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:46,376 during that whole flat-Earth pirate situation… 61 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:47,293 That was me. 62 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,751 I made an explosive out of an Amazon Alexa. 63 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,751 …we're going to be helping him out with an MI6 mission, 64 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,459 stopping his evil nemesis, Dr. SkullFinger, 65 00:03:55,543 --> 00:03:57,793 who, by the way, currently resides in a gorgeous 66 00:03:57,876 --> 00:04:02,376 seven-bedroom, eight-bathroom lair with 360 ocean views… 67 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,334 Scoundrel. 68 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:06,001 …from unleashing a powerful mind-control device 69 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:06,918 on the populace. 70 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:09,418 But we use mind control all the time. 71 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:10,709 Like our memory erasers. 72 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,626 Just this week, I used one on myself 73 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:15,376 to forget the ending of Breaking Bad so I could rewatch it. 74 00:04:15,459 --> 00:04:17,418 Walt dies, Jesse lives, big deal. 75 00:04:17,501 --> 00:04:18,543 Goddamn it. 76 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:21,876 But SkullFinger's device is far more powerful. 77 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,376 This thing can wipe your whole mind clean. 78 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:28,459 It's way more evil. So we have to eliminate the competition. 79 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:30,668 Reagan, I want you designing Rafe's gadgets 80 00:04:30,751 --> 00:04:32,793 and running point from the surveillance boat. 81 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,043 -Mmm. 82 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:36,501 Hey, let me know if you need a bitchin' Spotify playlist. 83 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:39,501 Oh my God, a Spot-i-spy playlist. 84 00:04:39,584 --> 00:04:40,501 Oh, oh! 85 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,876 I'll make the puns around here, thank you. 86 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:44,209 Please like me. 87 00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:47,043 Rafe, so glad to be working with you. 88 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:51,043 Yes, I can't wait to bond, Team Bond. 89 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,501 -Hey, laughing is great. 90 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:58,126 Shit. Shit. Shit. I cannot believe this. 91 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,043 I can't work with someone I've hooked up with. 92 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,001 Can't you just tell him you're not interested? 93 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,709 You're usually Miss Brutal Honesty. 94 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,959 Remember when you made Glenn cry at his own birthday? 95 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:08,876 I was dancing too confidently, and I needed to hear it. 96 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:10,709 It's different with relationships. 97 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,126 Everybody I've ever broken up with 98 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,459 makes me feel like the bad guy just for being direct. 99 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:18,626 Took the liberty of grabbing an extra pudding cup for my pudding. 100 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,709 You're boring! You're fucking boring, Steve. 101 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,918 And the only thing keeping us together is inertia, 102 00:05:24,001 --> 00:05:28,834 and I feel more attachment to this disposable fork than I do to you! 103 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:31,834 -You monster. 104 00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:33,709 Boo. 105 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:38,293 From now on, my new strategy is to avoid hurt feelings, 106 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:41,626 send zero signals, and just hope the guy gets the message. 107 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,793 -Rafe? 108 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:47,543 I guess I couldn't bear to leave. 109 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:49,126 What the hell? Did you… 110 00:05:49,209 --> 00:05:51,084 -Did you bring that from home? -What do you mean? 111 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:54,251 You literally dragged an entire bearskin rug in here. 112 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,709 -Yes. -Just so you could make that pun? 113 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:58,043 -Yes. -You got that rug-- 114 00:05:58,126 --> 00:05:59,293 -Right. -Put it in your car-- 115 00:05:59,376 --> 00:06:00,418 Drove over here, correct. 116 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,501 So you could say, "I couldn't bear to leave." 117 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:03,543 Bear to leave, right. 118 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:06,626 I'm confused. I… is sex happening? 119 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,251 To the left. 120 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,626 Now a little… a little to the right. 121 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,876 Okay. Now make your entrance as quietly as possible. 122 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:25,043 Nice of me to drop in. 123 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:26,334 -Rafe, what the fuck? 124 00:06:26,418 --> 00:06:28,626 You're supposed to be a secret agent. 125 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,584 And why are you wearing a tuxedo? 126 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:32,918 This is a covert mission. It's not the Emmys. 127 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:36,834 Sorry, love. Loudly is the only way I know how to enter. 128 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,376 -Come on, man. -Awesome. 129 00:06:38,459 --> 00:06:41,126 Can we just keep things professional, please? 130 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,626 Twelve bogeys approaching. 131 00:06:44,251 --> 00:06:46,418 -Initiate shoe-merang. -Shoe-merang? 132 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:49,418 It was kind of a name came first, idea came second kind of thing. 133 00:06:49,501 --> 00:06:52,834 Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces. 134 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:59,793 May God rest your soles. 135 00:06:59,876 --> 00:07:00,834 -Yes! 136 00:07:01,418 --> 00:07:04,251 This man is the Michael Jordan of casual murder. 137 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:06,418 Okay, Rafe, now you just need to find the machine. 138 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:12,459 Well, if it isn't the constant thorn in my side, Rafe Masters. 139 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:14,209 Dr. SkullFinger. 140 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:17,709 Seems I've managed to penetrate your defenses. 141 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:21,626 I assure you, that's the last thing you'll be penetrating. 142 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:25,209 Are you sensing kind of a… vibe between these two? 143 00:07:25,293 --> 00:07:28,209 Ugh. I don't know. Everything this guy says is horny. 144 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,751 Behold Project Gaslight. 145 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:36,959 Looks like a dick. 146 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,251 -Beat you to it. 147 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:42,209 Ever since I fell in that vat of skulls and became wickedly twisted, 148 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:43,793 I dreamed of this day. 149 00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:46,251 Rafe, it's time. Release the nanobots. 150 00:07:46,334 --> 00:07:49,876 SkullFinger, prepare to receive my load. 151 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:51,209 Okay, yeah, I do hear it. 152 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:56,959 What? No, my beautiful machine! 153 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,084 Where on earth did you acquire such advanced technology? 154 00:08:01,168 --> 00:08:03,168 From my new girlfriend. 155 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:05,876 -Whoa, we did not discuss that. 156 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:07,959 Damn you, Masters. 157 00:08:08,043 --> 00:08:11,251 I couldn't have done this without your wonderful gadgets, Reagan, 158 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:13,584 and now that we've gotten rid of the skull, 159 00:08:13,668 --> 00:08:15,459 it's time to finger. 160 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,793 Okay, fuck it, I gotta break things off with this guy. 161 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:22,918 Rafe, okay, we need to talk. The boat was fun. 162 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,126 Especially the sex part. 163 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:27,793 Uh-huh. The thing is, that night, 164 00:08:27,876 --> 00:08:30,626 I was just trying to get something out of my system. 165 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,501 What I'm trying to say is this has run its course. 166 00:08:33,584 --> 00:08:36,418 Wait a second, are you breaking up with me? 167 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:38,793 How could you treat me like this 168 00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:41,668 after leading me on with all those gadgets? 169 00:08:42,668 --> 00:08:44,459 Is she abusing that man? 170 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:46,168 What a heartless woman. 171 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,084 -Misandry strikes again. -Why? 172 00:08:48,168 --> 00:08:49,543 -Why?! -What? 173 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:51,793 No. I'm not breaking up with you. 174 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,626 Phew. Okay. 175 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:56,959 Because I have some very exciting news. 176 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:59,709 I've actually been checking out houses in DC 177 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:01,918 so I could move here indefinitely. 178 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:02,834 What?! 179 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,668 This is totally fine. 180 00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:08,126 So let me get this straight. 181 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:10,459 You finally get laid by the first guy this year 182 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:12,459 who doesn't run on a charger, 183 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:14,501 and you want to ditch him? 184 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:16,918 The guy is totally smothering me. 185 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:20,918 I just want Dr. No Fucking Clue to Brexit my life 186 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:23,043 without me having to feel guilty about it. 187 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,376 I don't understand this at all. You're so lucky. 188 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:28,709 I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me? 189 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:31,043 Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude, 190 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:33,043 there's only one solution left. 191 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:35,501 -Ghost Protocol. 192 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,751 Ghost Protocol? 193 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:40,084 You use Cognito's resources to fake your own death 194 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:42,334 then go off the grid until he moves on. 195 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:44,293 Trust me, this is how I've helped 196 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,418 all the biggest dead celebrities escape the spotlight. 197 00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:49,543 The world thinks Tupac and Biggie are gone, 198 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:51,376 but they're living their best lives 199 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,293 in Upstate New York with three Pomeranians. 200 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,918 -Aw. -We've all used the program for ourselves. 201 00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,376 I ghosted Ann Coulter. 202 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:01,709 She made me role-play as a liberal just so she could drink my tears. 203 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,084 Uh, I used it too. 204 00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:06,334 I had to ghost my old Burning Man crew at the Orgy Dome. 205 00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:08,251 What's the point of anonymous sex 206 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:10,668 if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?! 207 00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:15,293 He loved tripping on mushrooms, but once he was high, 208 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:18,251 he'd make me watch these Jordan Peterson videos with him. 209 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:19,209 I had to end it. 210 00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:20,418 So, what do you think? 211 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,376 Hmm. 212 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:24,834 Fake my death to avoid getting texts from a man. 213 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:31,793 Fuck it. 214 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:33,834 Ghost Protocol me. 215 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:38,251 Oh wow. 216 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,168 What a kitchen. 217 00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,001 Is the stove gas or electric? 218 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,751 Oh, it's magma-powered. 219 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:43,793 Of course. 220 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:48,168 Pots and pans, plots and plans. 221 00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,668 Oh, and is that a doggy door for henchmen? 222 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,793 You're telling me SkullFinger tore up the original hardwood? 223 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:54,834 What a monster. 224 00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,501 The granite is so elegant though, isn't it? 225 00:10:57,584 --> 00:11:00,209 Makes it so much easier to clean up human remains. 226 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,084 Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign? 227 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:03,543 Just in blood, right here. 228 00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:05,543 I can drain the employee pension fund, 229 00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,001 buy this place for cheap, 230 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,626 and start a tasty little Airbnb side hustle. 231 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,959 Jesus. I've been in the evil real estate game for 15 years, 232 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,126 but that man's a psycho. 233 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,834 Rafe, over here. 234 00:11:21,918 --> 00:11:25,834 -Reagan. -I can't wait to go on our second date. 235 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,418 Oh no! What's that? 236 00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,126 Lock and load, Noel. 237 00:11:41,251 --> 00:11:43,209 Reagan! 238 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,584 No! 239 00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,709 -I've been shot so much! 240 00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:01,459 No! 241 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,459 Reagan! 242 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:07,543 I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded. 243 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:12,543 Oh my goodness. What a sudden, elaborate death. 244 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,876 But what do I know? 245 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,209 I'm just a very hot and very single onlooker. 246 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,876 Hell yeah, I'm dead! 247 00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,459 I've never felt more alive. 248 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,001 Here, you've earned this. 249 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,209 No! 250 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,126 But maybe yes. 251 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:39,584 Okay, the crisis actors are all in place. 252 00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:42,543 These are pre-written eulogies. Please recite them verbatim. 253 00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:46,876 "Hi. I'm Andre. Gee, I hope I don't roll this eulogy up and smoke it." 254 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,626 Is this what you really think of me? 255 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,126 I'm not just a drug guy, you know? I speak Latin. 256 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,251 -Yeah, sure. -Uh-huh. 257 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,501 Whatever, dude, you love weed. We get it. 258 00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:57,209 "Reagan Ridley had a brilliant mind, 259 00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,751 but she also knew how to rock a bold lip." 260 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,084 You wish. 261 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,376 "Reagan was an American hero." 262 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,293 "We didn't agree politically, but…" 263 00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,751 Hmm, just ends there. 264 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,501 What can I say about Reagan 265 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:15,001 that I haven't already written on a bathroom stall at work? 266 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:19,293 Why? Why?! 267 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:24,501 Time to enjoy my death and catch up on some Great British Bake Off. 268 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,834 Hey, man, I know you're hurting. Is there anything that could cheer you up? 269 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,084 Driving a tank through a bombed-out Soviet village? 270 00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,793 Choking someone out with a cumberbund? 271 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,709 Oh, thank you. Brett, was it? 272 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,418 But no, the only thing that could bring me peace 273 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,043 is finding Reagan's killer. 274 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,584 -Right, her killer. 275 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,251 Well, um, I, uh, guess it could be anyone. 276 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,751 Do you wanna hear my confessions? 277 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,543 -Oh come on. -Ashes to ashes, motherfucker. 278 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,834 You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange. 279 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:01,584 What? No, they're-- I didn't mean to imply-- 280 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:05,501 Yes, it's like they don't even care Reagan's dead. 281 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:06,959 Something's not right here. 282 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,626 Probably best not to speculate. 283 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,834 Brett, thanks specifically to your observations, 284 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,376 I'm starting to think this may have been an inside job. 285 00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:14,293 Uh… 286 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,501 Ha, I get it. 287 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:20,459 I'm gonna get to the bottom of it, but I'm gonna need a hand, an agent hand. 288 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,043 -What do you say? 289 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,918 You want me to help you? 290 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,959 Oh my God, am I dreaming? This is the best day of my life! 291 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,126 So sorry for our loss. 292 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,418 You just got ashed, sucker! 293 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:38,168 And so that's the difference between a macaroon and a macaron. 294 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:39,168 It's crazy, right? 295 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,209 Fascinating. You need to ante. 296 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:43,709 Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me. 297 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:46,084 I get to binge-watch TV. I don't have to answer any texts. 298 00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:47,293 I blew off jury duty. 299 00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:50,084 I'm almost gonna be sad when Rafe goes back to the UK. 300 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,584 -Did you hear that? 301 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,126 Where is the confounded valet? 302 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:02,168 Oh my Go-- What is he doing here? Who told him about poker night? 303 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:03,168 -Uh-huh. 304 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,043 -Damn it, Brett. 305 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,584 Oh, wow, awesome. Ejector seat. 306 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,668 Do any of these buttons dispense Advil? 307 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,293 They're coming! You gotta hide me. 308 00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:16,043 I just disappear you. It's on you to stay disappeared. 309 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,334 Goddamn it, can't even enjoy my death in peace. 310 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,626 Hey, dudes. 311 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,626 My new, uh, partner here insisted on coming to poker night, 312 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,626 and I couldn't think of any believable reasons why he shouldn't. 313 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,376 Mind if I enter your little game? 314 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:36,126 I brought $100,000 in nonsequential, unmarked bills. 315 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,334 Uh, it's a five-dollar buy-in. 316 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:40,709 Welp, I am gonna grab a brewski 317 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,168 and, uh, a seltzer for him. 318 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,251 Shaken, not stirred. 319 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,751 -You want me to shake the seltzer? -I drink everything shaken! 320 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,501 Now, let's play. 321 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,251 What is he still doing in town? 322 00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,043 He says he wants to find your killer, 323 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:58,418 and, uh, he maybe kind of sort of thinks someone on the team is involved. 324 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,709 -And why would he think that? -I don't know. 325 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,876 They were acting pretty suspicious at the funeral. 326 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,918 On the bright side, I'm learning so much spy stuff. 327 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,709 Rafe taught me how to blow up a vault with a motorcycle. 328 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,043 It involves more vodka than you'd think. 329 00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,918 -Hey, what are you doing? 330 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,584 All right, I'm all in. 331 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,918 -Dude. -What the fuck? 332 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,543 We said five bucks, man. 333 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:23,626 I call. 334 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,209 Interesting. 335 00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,626 Unlike everyone else here, you have no tells, 336 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,043 and in my line of work, 337 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,834 those tend to be the people with the most to hide. 338 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,793 Tell me where Reagan's killer is! What do you know? 339 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,626 Damn, why am I always attracted to crazy? 340 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:44,043 Not one more word, or your little sidekick here gets it 341 00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:47,793 at the hands of the nefarious, uh, 342 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,084 Strainer Face. 343 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,584 Strainer Face? 344 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:52,793 Yes, that checks out. 345 00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:56,126 Just as I suspected, you were harboring Reagan's killer. 346 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,376 You should just give up and move on with your life. 347 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,459 Maybe take a pottery class or something. 348 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,668 I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to. 349 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,626 How are you so wrong all the time? 350 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,959 -Oh. -Henchmen, roll out. 351 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,376 Goddamn Strainer Face. 352 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:20,834 They left me? 353 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,959 I… I mean… I mean, escaped us. 354 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,751 We'll track them down. I have my methods. 355 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,293 But in the meantime, if you're going to be a superspy, 356 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,668 you need to be able to defend yourself in situations like this. 357 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,709 -I want to give you something. -A gun? 358 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:38,918 Even better. This is a special timepiece that emits a cloud of knockout gas. 359 00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,126 It was the last spy gadget Reagan ever made me. 360 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:45,584 So you get a pistol, and I get a little watch that farts? 361 00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,293 -Yes, that's basically it. -Okay, okay, I'm into it. 362 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,501 Yes, that's right. 363 00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:53,126 Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. 364 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:56,084 It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. 365 00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:57,418 I'm invezzling. 366 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,834 I mean, this is America. 367 00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,168 This is barely illegal. 368 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,751 -Fucking tight-ass. 369 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,376 Alan, it's J.R. 370 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,584 Have I got an opportunity for you. 371 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:11,334 Are you still looking for an island where you can hunt interns for sport? 372 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,001 Better snap it up before Oprah does. 373 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:18,084 Gigi, thanks for letting us crash at Tupac and Biggie's old safe house. 374 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,501 You can really tell they weren't getting along at this point. 375 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,293 Reagan, this is not a long-term solution. 376 00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:25,668 Look at us. No one can agree what to watch on TV. 377 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,876 Glenn has totally destroyed our snack supply. 378 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,626 What? I stress eat. 379 00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:33,251 Yeah, Reagan. We're all hiding in a panic room 380 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,959 from your psychopath boyfriend. 381 00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:38,334 It's time to call it. Pull the Band-Aid. 382 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,001 Oh, really? Would you tell Joe Rogan the truth? 383 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,584 I mean, he would probably say the truth is a spectrum, 384 00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,418 and I would tell him that makes no sense, 385 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,918 and then he'd put me into a headlock, get insanely high, 386 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,459 and then jump into a sensory deprivation tank, so no. 387 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,584 And, Andre, I assume you're gonna be telling 388 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:56,209 that insane sex cult where to find you? 389 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,709 Oh God, no. 390 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,126 I really don't have the emotional bandwidth 391 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,876 for multiple sex cults right now. 392 00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,668 See? You're all hypocrites. 393 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,376 We've all ghosted people, and this is the craziest one of them all. 394 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:10,334 I am telling you, we just need to wait him out. 395 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:14,584 In breaking news, supervillain SkullFinger was captured at his island lair, 396 00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:15,626 which is on the market… 397 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,543 Or find him a distraction. 398 00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,376 It's you. How'd you get in here? 399 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,084 You'd be shocked what a combination 400 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,251 of science and feminine wiles can accomplish. 401 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,709 AI mission assist reports zero seductions. 402 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,376 Okay, fine, it was all science. 403 00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:40,626 Look, I'm here to bust you out so you can be Rafe's nemesis again. 404 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,793 I've heard the way you guys talk to each other. 405 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,084 You are meant to be together. 406 00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,834 Oh, honey, no, thanks. 407 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,334 I actually realized that whole hero-nemesis thing 408 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:51,043 was, like, super toxic. 409 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:53,001 I mean, the guy was obsessed with me. 410 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,418 -Honestly, he's-- -A bit much. 411 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,001 A bit much, yes. 412 00:19:56,084 --> 00:20:00,543 Plus, life in here is way easier. I'm doing yoga, learning to cross-stitch. 413 00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,501 I'm even catching up on Great British Bake Off. 414 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:03,709 It's amazing, right? 415 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:06,834 Macarons and macaroons. I had no idea. 416 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,126 I know. 417 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,668 Well, I get it. 418 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,543 At this point, I just wish the guy would forget about me completely. 419 00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:14,376 You know, if that's what you want, 420 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,668 you could always just rebuild Project Gaslight. 421 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,709 The blueprints for it are still at my volcanic island lair. 422 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,876 While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat? 423 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,626 I've never wiped someone's mind completely blank. 424 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,376 -It seems-- -Evil? 425 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,376 You are a mad scientist, are you not? 426 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,418 I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 427 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,293 But you do want to take over the world, right? 428 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:35,459 Everyone wants that. 429 00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:39,418 Honey, denial isn't just a river I tried to steal with a laser. 430 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:42,918 I'm a good person. I just need to finish this one thing. I'll need some-- 431 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,334 -Henchmen? -Friends. 432 00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:46,668 Let's keep it up, guys. 433 00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,084 After this, we can go back to our normal lives. 434 00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:53,293 Reagan, do we really have to build this huge machine? Can't you just milk me? 435 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,126 Jesus, Myc, that is your solution for everything. 436 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,543 We have to brainwash Congress. Milk me. 437 00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,626 There was a terrorist attack. Milk me. 438 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543 It's not enough. 439 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:05,334 Rafe is hardwired with decades of codependency and toxic masculinity. 440 00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,793 -On top of that, he's obsessed with me. -Brag. 441 00:21:07,876 --> 00:21:10,501 Fixing this is gonna take something stronger. 442 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,793 Well, you don't have to insult my goo. 443 00:21:14,293 --> 00:21:16,376 Well, hey there, little buddy. I-- 444 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:20,376 -Oh, ow! Goddamn evil cat! God! 445 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,501 I'll be right back. I'm gonna raid SkullFinger's closet for a clean shirt. 446 00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,084 Could I pull off a black turtleneck? 447 00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:27,501 You guys would tell me if I couldn't pull that off, right? 448 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:34,251 Oh! 449 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,084 Nothing like the intimacy of a tandem jump. 450 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,959 I feel so close to you. 451 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,168 Ah! 452 00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:43,293 -Oh. Excellent work, Agent Hand. -Oh. 453 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:44,584 Now, remember your training, 454 00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:47,751 and you'll be getting your double-0 status in no time. 455 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,251 Wow, so you mentioned me to MI6? 456 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,709 Oh, well, I mean, not yet, but I'm going to, 457 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:55,376 just as soon as we're done with this mission. 458 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,334 Once I find that killer, 459 00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:01,584 I'm going to shoot so many people, it will make the American news. 460 00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:05,293 Oh man. 461 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:11,751 Knock, knock. Who's there? 462 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:12,876 Death. 463 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:15,376 -And Brett. -How did you find us? 464 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,709 I simply activated my tracker in Reagan's cell phone. 465 00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,001 You installed a tracker in Reagan's phone? 466 00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:24,168 Uh, yes, obviously. I do that in every relationship. 467 00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,918 -Don't you guys? -No, I don't. 468 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,876 -That's fucked up. -That's being a stalker. 469 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,376 Whatever, I'm a spy. 470 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:30,793 -Now, where is the man 471 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,126 who killed my girlfriend? Where is he? 472 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:35,043 Not so fast, Rafe. 473 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:36,959 Brett. But why? 474 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,293 If being a secret agent means that I have to be like you, 475 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,418 then I don't want to. 476 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:43,251 You're not suave and cool. You're insecure. 477 00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,084 -And honestly, kind of a huge misogynist. -Uh, yeah. 478 00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,293 -A little bit. -Totally. 479 00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:50,543 It's almost like guys with weapons are compensating for something. 480 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,418 Hell yeah! 481 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,376 This bad boy's got some fucking firepower! 482 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,834 Whoo! What? What'd I miss? 483 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:59,626 So, unfortunately, Agent Masters, 484 00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:01,668 your time has run out. 485 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,418 -Nice pun. -Well-done. 486 00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:08,959 -Tagline worthy. -Mm-hmm. 487 00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,709 What's happening? What's going on? 488 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:20,126 What's wrong, Rafe? Don't like being tied down? 489 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:22,709 You know, this look is actually an improvement for you. 490 00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,334 Shit, that stings. 491 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:26,043 Wait a second. Reagan? 492 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,251 But… but you're dead. 493 00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:30,459 Yeah, and yet you still stalked me here. 494 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,043 I mean, what is it gonna take? 495 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,751 I was just trying to avoid being the bad guy. 496 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,168 And I guess I can see how that turned out. 497 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:45,084 What are you going to do to me? 498 00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:48,959 Well, I was going to erase every woman you've ever dated. 499 00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:54,793 No, not Chesty McThong and Bosoms Naturale and Nora Gag Reflex. 500 00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:59,209 But I've learned that sometimes the hard thing is the right thing. 501 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,709 Rafe, I faked my death because you're a clingy psycho. 502 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:06,709 No, that's not possible. I'm universally regarded as charming. 503 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,209 You are a corny, regressive stereotype, 504 00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:14,626 and the only people who think you're cool are dads or people that didn't have dads. 505 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:15,709 Damn, that is accurate. 506 00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:16,834 And more than that, 507 00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:20,501 I don't think that we have good sexual chemistry either! 508 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,293 For a guy who's been with thousands of women, 509 00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:24,626 you really don't seem to know what you're doing down there! 510 00:24:24,709 --> 00:24:26,709 What is this, mind games? 511 00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,668 This is an honest conversation with a woman. 512 00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:31,209 Stop, it's torture! 513 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,334 You know what? It's time that I did the right thing too. 514 00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:35,751 -Hello, Ann. 515 00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,168 I didn't die in a tuna net on Deadliest Catch. 516 00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:40,251 I just didn't wanna see you anymore. 517 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,584 Hello. Orgy Dome? It's Andre. 518 00:24:42,668 --> 00:24:45,793 I should have had the balls to end things with you face-to-face 519 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:47,293 and ass-to-ass. 520 00:24:47,376 --> 00:24:51,876 Hey, Rogan, why don't you ask Jamie to pull up a clip of me dumping your ass? 521 00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:54,626 Reagan, I'm sorry for picking Rafe over the team. 522 00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:56,168 I got caught up in the spy game, 523 00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:59,126 and, well, I guess I was just too damn good at it. 524 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,959 Brett, you were terrible at it. 525 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:04,084 But it's okay. I'm sorry for leaving you with that psycho. 526 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:07,334 So, what do we do about him? 527 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,751 I'll take it from here. 528 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,918 -What are you doing here? -Something you said stuck with me, Reagan. 529 00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:15,959 You're right. Rafe and I are meant to be. 530 00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:19,334 SkullFinger? What are you going to do to me? 531 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:20,959 Well, first of all, 532 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:25,376 I'm going to use a solar-powered laser to burn off your testicles. 533 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:26,418 And then? 534 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:29,418 Uh, do you guys wanna get out of here before this gets weirder? 535 00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,001 -Immediately. -This is an abomination. 536 00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:34,668 -I was already leaving. -I would like to stay and watch, actually. 537 00:25:34,751 --> 00:25:36,668 Guys, thanks for helping me out back there. 538 00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:39,209 I promise I will make it up to you when we get back to the-- 539 00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:42,584 -What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 540 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,084 -Well, I was just-- -We were just-- 541 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:47,334 -We're taking the helicopter. -All righty, see you Monday. 542 00:25:48,876 --> 00:25:51,251 Should one of us have warned J.R. what he's about to-- 543 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:53,001 Who cares? We're off the clock.