1 00:00:09,793 --> 00:00:11,001 Mmm! Mmm! 2 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:12,334 Rockin' meatloaf, Mom. 3 00:00:12,418 --> 00:00:16,293 Why, Brett, it's just the recipe I always use. 4 00:00:16,376 --> 00:00:18,084 Yeah, meat and loaf. 5 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:19,668 -Meat and loaf. 6 00:00:21,168 --> 00:00:22,543 Oh, Deany. 7 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:24,126 So, how's the job, son? 8 00:00:24,209 --> 00:00:26,251 Well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it, 9 00:00:26,334 --> 00:00:28,376 but I have made some awesome friends. 10 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:30,626 And I hear there's a girl. 11 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:32,709 Aw, Mom, it's not like that. 12 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:34,543 Reagan and I are just BFFs, 13 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:36,043 business friends forever. 14 00:00:36,126 --> 00:00:37,334 -Brett! 15 00:00:37,418 --> 00:00:39,626 What kind of sick shit are you doing in here? 16 00:00:39,709 --> 00:00:41,293 The holo-chamber is not a toy. 17 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:44,793 It's for training simulations and official government sex stuff. 18 00:00:44,876 --> 00:00:45,709 Sorry, Reagan. 19 00:00:45,793 --> 00:00:48,501 It's just, with work, I've missed a lot of family dinners lately, 20 00:00:48,584 --> 00:00:50,168 so this lets me bond virtually. 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,334 Family dinners? 22 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,668 I thought those were a myth made up by greeting-card companies, 23 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:57,334 like Christmas or saying "I love you." 24 00:00:57,418 --> 00:01:00,959 It's like no one ever really connects face-to-face, you know? 25 00:01:01,043 --> 00:01:04,584 Brett, Reagan, get out of the Sex-Deck. We've got a mission. 26 00:01:04,668 --> 00:01:06,876 You weren't looking through my Sex-Deck history, were you? 27 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,168 -Good Lord, no. -No, no, no, no. 28 00:01:08,251 --> 00:01:09,501 Ah, good. 29 00:01:10,084 --> 00:01:13,501 -Wanna look through his Sex-Deck history? -Yeah, we got five minutes. 30 00:01:14,418 --> 00:01:15,751 What's a pay pig? 31 00:01:39,334 --> 00:01:41,459 Say hello to today's mission. 32 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:44,584 Jolt Cola? Lawn darts? Slap bracelets? 33 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:47,793 -Son of a bitch! -What kind of mission is this, J.R.? 34 00:01:47,876 --> 00:01:51,376 Are we assassinating a 1980s sleepover? 35 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,334 -Not directly. 36 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:55,459 -Still Valley, Wyoming. 37 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:59,334 In 1984, we tested our first mind-erasing chemicals there. 38 00:01:59,418 --> 00:02:01,584 Unfortunately, they worked too well. 39 00:02:01,668 --> 00:02:04,501 They've been mentally stuck in 1984 ever since, 40 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:06,459 which makes it the perfect place for us 41 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,626 to sell all of corporate America's recalled, outdated and dangerous products. 42 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:13,543 -Ow! Goddamn, these things are sharp. 43 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:17,501 We're trapping a town in the '80s to sell them recalled crap? 44 00:02:17,584 --> 00:02:19,584 That is radically unethical. 45 00:02:19,668 --> 00:02:22,376 Yes. Radically unethical! 46 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:24,876 God, my eyes are killing me. 47 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:27,459 Huh. Ray-Banned. 48 00:02:27,543 --> 00:02:30,293 Anyhoo, every few years, we give them a fresh spritz 49 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:32,668 of a chemtrail called Nostalgia Max 50 00:02:32,751 --> 00:02:36,876 to keep them bodaciously brain-damaged. That's what you'll be doing this week. 51 00:02:36,959 --> 00:02:38,459 Here's the keys to the jet. 52 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:40,209 Hey, J.R., how about on this mission 53 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:43,293 we all really immerse ourselves in the 1980s? 54 00:02:43,376 --> 00:02:45,251 No phones, no social media, 55 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:50,584 just a group of six-way best friends really connecting face-to-face. 56 00:02:50,668 --> 00:02:51,501 Ugh, come on! 57 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:53,376 Sometimes I don't like talking to people. 58 00:02:53,459 --> 00:02:55,334 -Fucking bullshit. -Wait, guys. 59 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:58,168 Brett's got a point, for the first time ever. 60 00:02:58,251 --> 00:03:00,293 If '80s town catches us on a modern device, 61 00:03:00,376 --> 00:03:01,626 it'll totally blow our cover. 62 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:05,668 Then it's settled. Get ready to have a great time in the past. 63 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:08,251 Oh shit, I should've said "blast in the past." 64 00:03:08,334 --> 00:03:10,543 Everyone, pretend I said "blast in the past." 65 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:12,876 All right, everyone, hand over your devices. 66 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,584 -No. No, no, no! Not my Instagram! 67 00:03:15,668 --> 00:03:17,709 You son of a bitch. I'll fucking murder you! 68 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:20,043 I know where you sleep! In the walls! 69 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:27,209 Look at all this stuff, Reagan. Doesn't it just bring you back? 70 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:29,168 Koosh. Koosh. Koosh. 71 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,751 Oh, I don't know dick about '80s pop culture. 72 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:35,168 My dad threw out the TV to make me focus on science. 73 00:03:35,251 --> 00:03:37,043 Weird Science? 74 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:40,334 Yeah. Wait, if that's a reference to something, I don't get it. 75 00:03:40,418 --> 00:03:43,251 Aw, this stuff is making me nostalgic 76 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:47,418 for a time in my life when acid-wash wasn't just a way to get rid of a body. 77 00:03:47,501 --> 00:03:50,251 Come on, guys, the '80s were a garbage decade. 78 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:52,126 We only idealize the past 79 00:03:52,209 --> 00:03:54,793 because our brains distort our memory of it. 80 00:03:54,876 --> 00:03:56,793 Hey, there is nothing wrong with my brain-- 81 00:03:56,876 --> 00:03:59,668 Oh my God, I had these exact scented markers! 82 00:04:01,168 --> 00:04:02,168 Ooh! 83 00:04:02,251 --> 00:04:04,168 Take me away, cosmic berry blast. 84 00:04:04,251 --> 00:04:07,001 Why do you care about this stuff? Weren't you born in the '90s? 85 00:04:07,084 --> 00:04:10,001 Yeah, but I always felt like a slightly older soul. 86 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,501 Also the '80s had the best TV show ever, 87 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:15,709 The Growing Years. That was my family's Sunday night ritual. 88 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:18,501 Didn't that little brother from that show become a drug addict? 89 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:21,251 Yes. Yes, he did. 90 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:22,626 But not until the '90s. 91 00:04:23,751 --> 00:04:26,876 At least someone got in the spirit of this mission. 92 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:28,501 How about a game of Simon? 93 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:31,334 I'm not taking orders from some disco-ass hubcap. 94 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:35,626 Wait, Myc, did you smuggle modern-day technology 95 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,668 onto our 1980s group-bonding/mass-hypnosis mission? 96 00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:42,126 Brett, I'd lie to you, but I just don't respect you enough. 97 00:04:42,751 --> 00:04:44,751 Ah, sweet screen time. 98 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:47,626 You're my real friends, hate-filled strangers. 99 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,001 Approaching Still Valley! 100 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:54,501 -Chemtrails locked and loaded. -Lowering altitude, raising attitude. 101 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:57,626 Venting Nostalgia Max in T-minus three. 102 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:58,959 Guys, I wanna make a toast. 103 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,001 To us, 'cause when we all get together… 104 00:05:01,084 --> 00:05:01,918 Whoa! 105 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,293 …good things happen. 106 00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:07,793 It's okay. I have parachute pants. 107 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,834 Shit, these things are fucking worthless. 108 00:05:13,459 --> 00:05:14,793 -Myc! -Oh God, Myc! 109 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:16,918 Fuck, we have to go down there and get him. 110 00:05:17,001 --> 00:05:19,293 If he's seen, he could blow a decades-long operation 111 00:05:19,376 --> 00:05:20,501 and cost us a fortune. 112 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:22,959 Glenn, take us down outside of town. 113 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:24,709 Leave no mushroom behind. 114 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:37,668 I can feel it, guys. This is gonna be the best summer ever. 115 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:40,793 Whatever happens, we'll always be best friends. 116 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:43,293 -Oh. Jesus Christ. 117 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,668 -Did you hear that? -Yeah. 118 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:46,793 It sounds like Ashley's mom getting humped. 119 00:05:46,876 --> 00:05:49,043 -It does not. -Guys, look. 120 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:51,668 -Oh shit. -Whoa. 121 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,418 Ah! What the fuck? My stem! 122 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:55,584 Where am I? 123 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:56,834 It's… it's… 124 00:05:56,918 --> 00:05:58,126 An alien. 125 00:05:58,209 --> 00:06:01,876 I'm Kevin. This is Earth. 126 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,501 Do you have a name? 127 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:05,584 I… I don't know. 128 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:10,084 All I remember is a gigantic sense of my own self-worth. 129 00:06:10,168 --> 00:06:12,376 According to my junior pocket encyclopedia, 130 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,209 he has amnesia. 131 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:17,876 Guys, we gotta take him back to my house and help him get his memory back. 132 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:20,751 Yeah. It's the code of the summer friends. 133 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,293 Summer friends! 134 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:26,084 Yeah, I like what this asthmatic virgin has to say. 135 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:30,668 -What? -Take me to a couch! 136 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:36,376 I don't get it. He should have landed right here. 137 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:37,959 Myc, you out here, buddy? 138 00:06:38,043 --> 00:06:40,376 -Well, I guess we tried. -Look, bike tracks. 139 00:06:40,459 --> 00:06:41,876 Small bikes. 140 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:45,209 Kids or possibly Vietcong. 141 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,001 Great, we're officially government agents 142 00:06:47,084 --> 00:06:50,334 looking for a lost extraterrestrial kidnapped by children. 143 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:53,126 -Like that classic movie, Mac and Me. 144 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:54,293 This is bad, guys. 145 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:58,459 If Myc gets exposed, J.R. will make us exterminate the whole town. 146 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,043 No one wants that, except maybe Glenn. 147 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:02,709 Just keeping our options open. 148 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:04,793 We can't let a whole town get killed on our watch. 149 00:07:04,876 --> 00:07:08,251 We'll get fired. Or promoted? I can never remember how evil we are. 150 00:07:08,334 --> 00:07:11,001 I can't track Myc's smartwatch without my phone. 151 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:13,834 Quick, what's the most advanced computing technology we have? 152 00:07:13,918 --> 00:07:16,126 -Okay, fork it over. 153 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:22,001 Reagan says find Myc, and do not let anyone see you. 154 00:07:29,001 --> 00:07:31,293 Goddamn it. Fucking '80s owl. 155 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:33,376 Global warming will take care of you. 156 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,126 Ah. 157 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:43,584 Still Valley, where Ronald Reagan is always president 158 00:07:43,668 --> 00:07:47,209 and Me Too was just the answer to, "Who else wants to go to Bennigan's?" 159 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:49,751 Okay, split the town into quadrants and search on foot, 160 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:52,126 while I try to rig a tracker for the signal for Myc's watch. 161 00:07:54,293 --> 00:07:57,626 Well, some pretty gnarly driving there, huh? 162 00:07:57,709 --> 00:07:59,251 What are you guys, the A-Team? 163 00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:01,459 -What's the A-Team? 164 00:08:01,543 --> 00:08:04,209 -She don't know The A-Team? -Who wouldn't know The A-Team? 165 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:08,334 Of course she knows the most popular show on television, 166 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,793 which we all watch together as a family, 167 00:08:10,876 --> 00:08:12,334 which we are. 168 00:08:12,418 --> 00:08:15,084 -A family, Brett? -It's the perfect plan. 169 00:08:15,168 --> 00:08:18,626 We'll go undercover as an '80s family, earn the town's trust, and locate Myc. 170 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:21,001 That's convoluted and wacky. It'll never work. 171 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:24,001 Works for me. I hope you guys like the '80s, 172 00:08:24,084 --> 00:08:26,584 'cause that's what the temperature's gonna be all week. 173 00:08:30,168 --> 00:08:33,626 Ah, I still can't believe we were able to buy a 1980s family home 174 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:35,084 with the cash in our wallets. 175 00:08:35,168 --> 00:08:37,251 Why are baby boomers so mad all the time? 176 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:38,251 We don't know. 177 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:41,459 Look, we're just staying in this house as a cover while we hunt for Myc. 178 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:45,168 -Now, let's get this over with. -I have undercover roles for everyone. 179 00:08:45,251 --> 00:08:46,876 Glenn, you'll be the dad, 180 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,543 a gruff yet lovable teacher at the high school. 181 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:51,418 You can grill your students for info. 182 00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:54,626 A Guantanamo for teenagers? I love it. 183 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,876 Gigi, you'll be our mom/editor of the local paper. 184 00:08:57,959 --> 00:08:59,126 Snoop that gossip. 185 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:01,709 A baby and a briefcase? I want it all. 186 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:04,834 Andre, you'll be a local Chinese restaurant owner. 187 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:05,834 I'm Korean. 188 00:09:05,918 --> 00:09:09,293 And, Reagan, we're fraternal twins. I'll be the boy. 189 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:12,584 Fine. Let's just go investigate wherever normal kids hang out. 190 00:09:12,668 --> 00:09:15,334 I wanna say welding-parts store. 191 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:18,209 Oh, sweet emotionally abused Reagan. 192 00:09:18,293 --> 00:09:20,168 We're going to the mall. 193 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:21,251 '80s wipe! 194 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,334 -Okay, it's safe to come out now. 195 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:33,584 -Ugh. 196 00:09:33,668 --> 00:09:35,626 I'm Kevin, kind of a regular kid. 197 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,793 That's Charlie, a girl with a boy's name. 198 00:09:37,876 --> 00:09:39,543 Ashley, a boy with a girl's name. 199 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,584 And that's Lamar. 200 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,793 But my friends call me O.J., after my hero. 201 00:09:42,876 --> 00:09:46,793 Yeah, I can't remember why, but I'm not gonna do that. 202 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,959 -Do you have a name? -I'm not sure. 203 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:51,793 The last thing I can remember is getting needled 204 00:09:51,876 --> 00:09:54,918 by a bunch of inferior beings. 205 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:56,001 Needles? 206 00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:58,251 The government must have been experimenting on him. 207 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:02,543 Myc, this is your reminder to renew your subscription to… 208 00:10:02,626 --> 00:10:04,709 -…MrSkin.com. 209 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,126 Whoa! 210 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:10,418 This must be a device to communicate with his home planet of… Bukkake? 211 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:13,459 Maybe some food will help him get his memory back. 212 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,834 -Fuck it. What the hell? 213 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:22,001 Oh Jesus, what are you feeding me? Licorice rabbit turds? 214 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:24,959 You dickheads trying to poison me or something? Fucking shit! 215 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:27,043 I'm learning so many new alien words. 216 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,751 God, I'm bored! 217 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,168 Where'd that hot mom go? Is dad in the picture? 218 00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:35,626 I'm getting a joint-custody vibe off of you. Am I right? 219 00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:41,959 Oh, so this is where Cognito unloads 220 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,459 all the hazardous products they can't sell anymore. 221 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,126 Introducing new Tylenol eZ Cap, 222 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:50,168 with a cap so loose even a baby could swallow it. 223 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,584 This is the life, eh, Reag? 224 00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:55,709 People shopping in actual stores. 225 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,251 And instead of smartphones, filthy pay phones. 226 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,543 Well, yeah, but we have same-day delivery, Wi-Fi, 227 00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:05,168 and phones that we never have to actually talk on. 228 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:06,084 Where's Andre? 229 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,293 Oh my God, that accent. 230 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,209 I've never been with an Oriental guy. 231 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:13,543 Okay, I'm trying to decide 232 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,793 if you're hot enough to get away with saying that. 233 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,084 Bow. What's your name? 234 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:19,084 It's Doc-- 235 00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:20,501 Uh, I… I… 236 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:23,043 I mean Duck… Duck Peking. 237 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:24,168 Ah fuck! 238 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,376 -What the hell was that? 239 00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:27,959 Sorry. 240 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:30,501 Oh, maybe I can turn these hoop earrings into weapons 241 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,168 and torture information out of someone. 242 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,001 No. We're doing this together. 243 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,543 Dude, what is your deal? 244 00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:38,251 You have been super clingy ever since we got here. 245 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:41,293 Because in the '80s everyone has a clique. 246 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:43,209 Nerds, jocks… 247 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,626 …evil mayors who wanna tear down the rec center. 248 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:49,793 Hey, we need our own group name. 249 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,459 How about the Brett Pack? 250 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:52,959 When would we even use that? 251 00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:54,376 Brett Pack never says die. 252 00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:59,876 All right, I'm your new history teacher, Mr. Dolphman. 253 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:01,543 O Captain, my Captain! 254 00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:02,793 Knock it off! 255 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,209 All right, jibber-jabber, 256 00:12:04,293 --> 00:12:08,459 which one of you delinquents is secretly harboring a talking mushroom? 257 00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,876 We're not answering any questions from adults, 258 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:13,834 not until this town lifts the ban on dancing. 259 00:12:13,918 --> 00:12:18,126 Eh, not sure how or why an entire town could ban dancing, 260 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,126 but I don't like your attitude! 261 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:22,418 Eat my shorts. 262 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:25,084 -You gunning for detention? 263 00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:28,959 Mr. Dolphman, are you physically striking a student? 264 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:31,001 Uh, well, uh… 265 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,209 Let me give you my belt. 266 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,751 Beating lessons into kids is very socially acceptable these days. 267 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,168 God bless this decade! 268 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:42,334 All right, you ink-stained desk jockeys, let's break some news. 269 00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:49,751 -I said wake the hell up! 270 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,126 We've got a missing persons case, 271 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,793 and it's the biggest thing to ever happen in this sleepy-ass town. 272 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,543 I don't know, we had a big story last year. 273 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,793 The hell? Are you kidding me with this crap? 274 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:02,001 Don't worry, boss. It'll run first thing Sunday 275 00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:03,459 if there aren't too many coupons. 276 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:06,209 -Oh yeah, coupons are a big thing. -Everyone uses coupons. 277 00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:09,751 How could '80s news be so slow? I thought you were all on cocaine. 278 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,209 On a reporter's salary? 279 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,043 Uh, not unless there's some cheap, new, smokable version 280 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,334 we don't know about yet. 281 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:17,543 Hook me up. 282 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:18,668 Listen, where I'm from, 283 00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:21,668 the news is inflammatory opinions that even the reporters don't believe. 284 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,251 Grab your laptops. Write this down. 285 00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:25,834 Opinion one. Blind people shouldn't be allowed to have dogs. 286 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:29,043 Opinion two. Only blind people should be allowed to have dogs. 287 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:31,376 Are you getting this down? 'Cause Gigi is on a roll, baby. 288 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:36,584 So how was everyone's day? 289 00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:38,001 Exhausting. 290 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,334 I had to make up a whole 24-hour news cycle 291 00:13:40,418 --> 00:13:41,376 out of thin air. 292 00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:43,751 I had to jam their info with so much 'tainment. 293 00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,751 I had to stay three hours late 294 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,126 to supervise the brats I sent to detention, 295 00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,418 but then they kept coming of age! 296 00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,043 Come on, it's not all bad. Right, Andre? 297 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:56,584 This town is racist as hell. Everyone keeps bowing at me. 298 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,584 A kid challenged me to a karate fight, 299 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,293 and every time I say anything, somebody rings a gong. 300 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,293 Who are you?! 301 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,709 You know what I'm hearing? 302 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,209 A lot of feelings. 303 00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:11,126 And we never open up like this at work. Right, Reagan? 304 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,668 -Huh? 305 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,293 Booyah. While the rest of you guys were playing house, 306 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,084 I MacGyvered together a homing device. 307 00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:19,876 Just like the TV show. 308 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,459 -What TV show? 309 00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:22,668 Lock on Myc! 310 00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:25,584 Let's go grab him and get the fuck out of this one-decade town. 311 00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:28,543 No, we were supposed to watch Growing Years as a family. 312 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,168 The season premiere's on tonight. 313 00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:33,751 Brett, it aired 40 years ago. When we get home, you can stream it. 314 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,876 You can't stream me back to my childhood! 315 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,001 -Okay, I see what's going on. 316 00:14:39,084 --> 00:14:40,834 This wasn't a plan to find Myc. 317 00:14:40,918 --> 00:14:44,418 It was your weird plan to spend more time in fantasyland. 318 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,626 It's just everything is so much better here. 319 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,459 Listen, Brett, someone has to tell you this. 320 00:14:48,543 --> 00:14:50,251 -Nostalgia is bullshit. 321 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:53,126 It is a brain-worm that makes adults regress into children 322 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:56,751 who argue about Ghostbusters while the world fucking burns. 323 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,459 Hey, don't say things about Ghostbusters you can't take back. 324 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,918 -Ghostbusters… -Don't. 325 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,668 -…is fucking… -Don't you dare. 326 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:04,751 -…stupid. 327 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,084 You never enjoyed anything as a kid, 328 00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:09,793 so you can't understand how much this stuff means to me. 329 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,043 Brett, you can stay here in the past if you want, 330 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,126 but we're gonna find Myc with or without you. 331 00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:16,293 I can't believe we came out of the same womb! 332 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,001 -We didn't. 333 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,834 Mmm, mmm, mmm. I thought I raised you better than this. 334 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,043 And that's how you smoke and drink at the same time. 335 00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:28,459 -Is your memory back yet? -Almost, yeah. Uh. 336 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,293 Why don't you grab another Bartles & Jaymes 337 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,626 and see if that does the trick? 338 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,918 Oh, and tell whoever decorated this room 339 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,043 that it looks like a TGI fucking Fridays. 340 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,959 Kevin, I don't think Myc is actually nice. 341 00:15:40,043 --> 00:15:43,751 He keeps eating all your Zoobooks and punching holes in the walls. 342 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,251 I don't think he's punching. 343 00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:47,876 Ooh. 344 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:51,418 And I don't wanna make a big thing of it, but he called me Leroy twice 345 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,501 and Tyrone once. 346 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,209 I don't know, guys. What if the government finds him? 347 00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:57,459 Maybe President Reagan will give us a medal. 348 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:58,834 Reagan. 349 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:02,668 Reagan? Why does that name annoy the crap out of me? 350 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,043 Nah, lost it. 351 00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:09,084 Main kid, go get your hot mom's car keys. We're going to the liquor store. 352 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,501 No. All you've done is take advantage of us. 353 00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:13,709 According to my junior pocket encyclopedia, 354 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:14,668 you're a dick. 355 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,418 Fine, I was leaving anyway. 356 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,959 Put me back in your bike basket and bring me back where you found me. 357 00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,501 -Well? -You can walk to the bikes. 358 00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:28,709 Oh, your Earth atmosphere, it's like poison. 359 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,126 Carry me! 360 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,251 Yeah, that's right. 361 00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:35,043 Carry me, you swine. 362 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,376 Okay, Brett, it's no big deal. 363 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,918 You just wanna stay here a little longer with your friends. 364 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,084 Just a couple spritzes of Nostalgia Max, 365 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:52,918 and they will love it here as much as you do. 366 00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:54,001 Oh no. No, no. 367 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,334 Fuck! 368 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:01,751 Okay, a full tank of Nostalgia Max 369 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:05,209 mixed with banned '80s products full of dangerous chemicals. 370 00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,209 What could go wrong? 371 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,626 Did I do that? 372 00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:15,709 Yes! Yes, I did! 373 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,043 -Okay, this is it. 374 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,293 Vietcong stronghold. 375 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,209 Damn it. This was Myc's last location. 376 00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:27,709 He must have left tracks. 377 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,001 Man, maybe I was too harsh on Brett. 378 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:32,209 I just don't get why he's so obsessed with this decade. 379 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,209 He is clearly going through something. 380 00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:37,751 He said he wanted to be streamed back to his childhood. 381 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:41,168 I've known POWs with a better grip on reality. 382 00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:44,209 I thought it was another one of his weird '80s references. 383 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,126 -I mean, what the hell is a Koosh ball? -How would you know? 384 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,043 You've never watched anything from the '80s. 385 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:52,293 And it's not about what a Koosh is. It's what a Koosh means. 386 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,418 How do I make it up to him? 387 00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:54,918 Like most white dudes, 388 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:57,709 the only way to bond with Brett is to watch '80s movies 389 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,501 then quote them instead of thinking of jokes yourself. 390 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,334 -Go. We'll keep looking. 391 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:05,793 And if I see one goddamn rewind fee… 392 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,751 -Thanks, Glenn. -They grow up so fast. 393 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,709 Good evening, ma'am. It's Super Saver Night. 394 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,459 -What do you want to see? -Everything. 395 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,501 I wanna super save my friendship. 396 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:18,668 Listen, I don't need to know your whole deal. 397 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,459 Okay, I memorized your whole must-see list, 398 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:37,001 but I still don't get why Brett is so wrapped up in this stuff. 399 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,334 -I'm sorry I went in your room, Mitch. 400 00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:43,793 I just wanted to be like my big brother. 401 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,668 You're my hero, Mitch. 402 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,126 Aw! 403 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,751 The hell? That family looks just like-- 404 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:53,209 The Weavers. The heartwarming family from TV's The Growing Years. 405 00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:55,043 Yeah, meat and loaf. 406 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:58,668 Oh my God. That family in the hologram wasn't his family. 407 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:01,084 It was this '80s sitcom family. 408 00:19:01,168 --> 00:19:02,876 I'm not sure who we're talking about. 409 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,543 Yeah, welcome to my fucking world. 410 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,876 Don't you forget about me. 411 00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,209 Where is my Brett Pack? 412 00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:15,293 Faster. 413 00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:18,459 I thought you kids were hopped up on milk hormones and grape juice. 414 00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:20,709 I'm pedaling as fast as I can. 415 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,543 Seriously? No wonder your dad left. 416 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,084 -That's it! 417 00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:26,834 -Fuck you, Myc! 418 00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,459 -Shit! 419 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:32,543 You ruined the magic of childhood. 420 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,584 I hope you get mutilated by the government, asshole! 421 00:19:35,668 --> 00:19:38,793 Oh, the signal's back. It's coming toward us really quickly. 422 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,918 It's like he's right on top of us. 423 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:44,918 Found him. 424 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,043 I remember everything. 425 00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,709 It's you guys. 426 00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,668 I hate you guys. 427 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:52,251 Wait, there's one missing. 428 00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:54,043 -Oh my God. Brett! 429 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,459 Yeah, Brett. 430 00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:58,543 That big, dumb pussy with all the Mormon energy. 431 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,709 He's floating right behind me, isn't he? 432 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,001 Oh my God! Oh shit! 433 00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:05,459 I am the mighty Nostalgia Max! 434 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:08,751 Bow before my totally tubular power! 435 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,543 -It's the chemtrails! -He must have gotten an overdose. 436 00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,334 He's turned into some kind of nostalgia monster! 437 00:20:14,418 --> 00:20:16,959 I'm Lester Majors live in Town Square. 438 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:17,876 -Ow! 439 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,126 Oh no, you don't, Lester. This is my scoop. 440 00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:24,043 Pandemonium tonight as some kind of nostalgia monster attacks Town Square. 441 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:26,043 Are your children going to die? 442 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,334 If you change that channel, they just might. 443 00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,376 Brett, float down here right this second. 444 00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:33,959 Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Glennis? 445 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,668 Where's the beef? Where's the beef? 446 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:39,543 -Where's the beef? -Don't let him spray you. 447 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:42,293 You'll become a stunted man-child like Chris Hardwick! 448 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:45,876 -Oh God. -We're staying in the '80s forever! 449 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,043 It will be radical! 450 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,543 Say hello to my little friends. 451 00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:56,209 -Don't let them leave. 452 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,668 -Holy shit! 453 00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:00,751 -The cow says die! 454 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,376 Pull me up, pull me up! 455 00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:05,209 Oh God! It's Ready Player One all over again! 456 00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:12,501 Brett, what's with your whole Firestarter, Slimer vibe? 457 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,084 It's a little derivative. 458 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:16,334 How much time did you spend at Blockbuster? 459 00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:17,751 Enough to make this. 460 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,168 I didn't know violence could end badly. 461 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,876 Tragic, dead at 40. 462 00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:39,126 Hey, fuck you. 463 00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:47,876 Brett, listen. I know why you're doing this. 464 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,209 I get it now. 465 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:51,334 All this junk was important to you 466 00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:55,959 because you were using a fake family to make up for your crappy one. 467 00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:57,126 Am I right? 468 00:21:57,209 --> 00:22:00,251 I… I… 469 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:04,293 Fight it, Brett. Think of your real family. 470 00:22:06,584 --> 00:22:09,084 Family photo. Everybody crowd in, come on. 471 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:15,168 My kids, they're champions. 472 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,668 -Except for Brett. -Which one's Brett? 473 00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:22,209 Master Brett, your parents called. 474 00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:26,001 They'll be extending their trip to Barbados one more week. 475 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:28,084 But tomorrow's my birthday. 476 00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:29,334 Indeed. 477 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,334 Are my brothers coming? 478 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:35,959 They send their best from military school and rehab, respectively. 479 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:37,668 Will there be anything else? 480 00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,209 No, I'm okay. 481 00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:40,751 You're my hero, Mitch. 482 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:42,668 Aw! 483 00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:48,418 I just want… 484 00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:51,084 Wanted a… a loving family. 485 00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:54,251 Hey, I get it, man. My family was dogshit too. 486 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:58,959 But you don't need a fake family when you've got real BFFs. 487 00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:01,834 -My BFFs? 488 00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:04,001 We're your business family forever. 489 00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,668 -Yeah, all right! 490 00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:16,376 This just in, all the white people are hugging. 491 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:18,293 It really is the fucking '80s. 492 00:23:18,876 --> 00:23:21,543 Whoa, I really got hit hard with nostalgia. 493 00:23:21,626 --> 00:23:22,751 I'm so sorry, guys. 494 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,834 I guess I got carried away by this fake '80s town. 495 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:28,334 But I'm ready to go back to the 2020s. 496 00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:30,709 Wait a minute. Fake '80s town? 497 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,543 -And what did you mean by 2020s? 498 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:35,334 Are you from the future? 499 00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:37,793 Uh, yes, let's go with that. 500 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:42,126 -We'll see you guys in 30-something years. -Wait, can we use your time machine? 501 00:23:42,209 --> 00:23:47,251 We want to go back to the one perfect decade, the 1950s. 502 00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:50,084 -Huh. I guess everybody's nostalgic 503 00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:52,251 for a simpler time that never really existed. 504 00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:56,501 And the word "Chinese" just meant "generally Asian." 505 00:23:56,584 --> 00:23:58,209 I really fucking hate this town. 506 00:23:58,293 --> 00:24:00,334 -Goddamn it! 507 00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:03,376 Oh hey, virgins. 508 00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,959 Kevin, Charlie, fat kid, Tyrone. 509 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,876 Man, come on. 510 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,126 I guess you'll be going back to your home planet. 511 00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:11,543 It's actually a brownstone in Alexandria. 512 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:12,793 But don't worry, Kevin. 513 00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:17,709 -I'll be right here. 514 00:24:17,793 --> 00:24:20,418 That's for throwing me off a cliff, you little bastard. 515 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,376 You know, Brett, you weren't totally wrong. 516 00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:25,459 This decade did bring us accidentally closer together. 517 00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:27,709 Hey, I've got an idea for when we get back. 518 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:32,251 -Family dinner. What are we watching? -Boom. 519 00:24:32,334 --> 00:24:35,084 Can you believe Goonies was only 6.99? 520 00:24:35,168 --> 00:24:36,418 Thoroughly, yes. 521 00:24:36,501 --> 00:24:38,168 Ah. 522 00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:40,293 -Everything you remember? 523 00:24:40,376 --> 00:24:41,418 Even better. 524 00:24:43,793 --> 00:24:47,668 So is their disabled brother just straight up chained to a wall? 525 00:24:47,751 --> 00:24:49,584 Huh. Wow, yeah, that's… 526 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:51,334 That hits different today.