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They all work. All four of them.

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OK, good. Good to test them.

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How is he? Charles? Is he ready?
Erm...

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CHRIS TARRANT:
'Emmerdale. Hollyoaks.

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'EastEnders. Coronation Street.'

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Emmerdale?

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'D, Coronation Street.'

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'Coronation Street is
the right answer, well done.'

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Oh, bum.
Yeah, no, he's, erm...

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He's going to need
all the help he can get.

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This way, please.

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So this is just a little practice,

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before we send you off
to the canteen

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for a bite to eat, OK?

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Oh, and to warn, we're starting with

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a rollover contestant
from yesterday.

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So you won't be called upon

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until probably
quite a way into the show,

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just to, like, manage
your expectations and everything.

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Right!

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Just a rehearsal!

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Fingers on buttons.

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Put these Disney films
in order of their release.

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A, Little Mermaid.

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B, Snow White.

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C, Aladdin.

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D, Dumbo.

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OK, pretty straightforward,
B, D, A, C.

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Let's look who was fastest.

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Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done.

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And, Charles?
Yeah.

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I'm afraid you were last.
Oh, well. It's just nice to be here.

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Yeah. Only rehearsal.
Yeah, OK.

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OK. Over to you, Rebecca.
Fantastic.

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OK, folks, if you'd
like to follow me, please.

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He's the husband
of the sister of the brother

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who were all here, so...

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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But seriously, honestly,
I wouldn't worry,

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he's like
Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type,

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I doubt he'll even get in the chair.

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Terrible in rehearsal
and, so, yeah.

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Oh, and his wife did request
an extra ticket, though.

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Audience is full, but I could
put them in the overspill?

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Fine, wherever.

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Don't be so on edge.

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I'm gonna be the one in the chair,
hopefully.

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I wish you were more on edge,

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so I'd know you knew how
nerve-wracking it is out there.

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Well, at least we're
getting to spend more time together.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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All right.
Of course, yeah.

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Right, place these words
of an Agatha Christie novel

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in the right order.

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Nile, On, Death, The!

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And it was, of course,
Death On The Nile.

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And who gets to
sit in the chair next?

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It's... Charles Ingram!

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Well done, Charles.

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Are you ready to play
for a million pounds?

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Is the Pope a Catholic?
And... hold there!

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What did I...?
Oh, don't worry, no, no, no.

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It's a lot less continuous
and magic than it is on tele.

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Erm, lots of stops and starts.
We're gonna mic your guest up now

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and put them
in their seat in the audience.

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Who have you brought?
Uh, my wife.

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You've met actually,
she played before. Oh, really?

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Yes.
Oh, yes!

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Hello... again.

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OK, folks, here we go. And...

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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

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Erm, so, we've seen quite
a lot of the Major's family

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on this show, Charles...

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First off was his wife,
Diana, who won 32 grand.

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Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian,
who won 32 grand, as well.

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So it's a matter of
family honour, Charles.

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No pressure, then!
No. No. No, no pressure.

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What, are you trying to win
a million between you?

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LAUGHTER
First question of 15.

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"What name is given to a person

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"who is against increasing
the powers of the European Union?"

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Eurosceptic. Eurostar.

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Eurotrash. Eurovision.

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It's, erm...
It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah.

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That's correct.

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So for £2,000.

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Coronation Street...
CHRIS GUFFAWS

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I bet you know this one.
Oh, no, I've never watched it.

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Charles, it's been on for 40 years!

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I know, I know, I just...

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In Coronation Street,
who is Audrey's daughter?

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Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally.

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Erm, no, it's nothing...

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It's nothing, erm...

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I'm not getting anything.

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Erm, no, it's...

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Oh, sorry, sir,

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you can't be out here
on the phone, I'm afraid.

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Yeah, no, sorry, I'm...

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I know, I know, sorry,
I just need to, erm...

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Sir, if you don't mind?
Yeah, of course.

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Sorry. I was just trying to
get in touch...

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'OK, no, I... Yeah.

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'I'll have to ask the audience,
Chris.'

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Cut to Chris.
'OK, audience.'

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She's right. He's an idiot.

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'Fingers on keypads.'

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Which still begs the question
how he got in the goddamn chair,

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but hey-ho,
and all the fun of the fair.

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OK!
And 89% say Gail.

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Well. Gosh, yeah, OK...
Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.

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Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"?

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Erm... Erm...

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I think I'm gonna have to, erm...

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Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
phone a friend..

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It's all right, that's what
the lifelines are there for.

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OK, who are we gonna call, Major?

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Erm, Gerald.
OK, let's call Gerald, please.

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Where's Gerald?
Erm, South Wales.

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PHONE DIALS

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PHONE'S DIAL DISTORTS

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Mr Pollock, I mean it now,
we'll have to confiscate your phone.

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Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry.

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This way, sir.
Keep an eye on him.

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Is the right answer.
And that takes you to £4,000!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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KLAXON BLARES
Oh, no!

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Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to
drag you back tomorrow,

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along with ten new
Fastest Finger First contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Jacob Nixon from Frome!

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Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh.

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Helen McGrath form Broadstairs.

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Sorry, darling.

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Bloody Coronation Street.

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It's OK, we just need to
strategise for tomorrow.

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We need to regroup.

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Well, I can't be back tomorrow,

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I mean, I shouldn't really
be here today, so...

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KNOCK ON DOOR
Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt.

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Just giving you your hotel details.

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Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
but I actually think

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we have to get back home tonight.

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Back home? Yeah, I've got...
I've got work in the morning.

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But you're our rollover contestant.
You're back in the chair tomorrow.

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I know, I know,
but we didn't necessarily think

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that we would rollover, did we?
No. No.

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Well, can't you call in sick?
It's the British Army.

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No, you can't call in sick.
I know, but, like...

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SHE SCOFFS
..there's no war on, is there?

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I mean, I'm joking,
but I'm not really.

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We have to have you back here.

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We will be back.
I promise, I promise.

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But work takes precedence,
I'm so sorry.

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Charles, car, five minutes.
Yeah.

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PHONE RINGS

158
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Hello, Tecwen speaking.

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Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi.
It's, erm, Diana Ingram here.

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Erm, Adrian's sister.
Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes.

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Oh, my God, fortuitous timing.
You'll never guess what.

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Oh, I-I think I can, actually,

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you're going to be on the show
tomorrow, I've just heard,

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erm, weirdly, I'm here...
at the studio.

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Charles, my husband, he's here,

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he's going to be
in the chair tomorrow,

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for when you're in
the Fastest Finger seats.

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00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,936
Oh, my. What a coincidence.
I know. I know.

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So, erm, I just thought
I'd call for a quick chat.

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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

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All right?

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MUSIC DIES

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CLOCK TICKS

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HE SIGHS

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We're welcoming back Charles,

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Major Charles Ingram,
into the chair.

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"Morning, Major!"
"Morning, Fawlty!"

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So do you have a strategy,
then, Major?

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Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do.
I do have a strategy, actually.

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I, erm... I was a bit defensive
on the last show,

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erm, you know,
talking myself out of answers

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that I... frankly,
I should have known and do know

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and, erm... So, yeah...
So I'm... I'm...

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Yeah, I'm, sort of,
going on the counterattack.

185
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,936
We're going on a counterattack.

186
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:05,937
Yeah, and basically I'm...

187
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I'm just gonna try and show
a bit more self-commitment.

188
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,296
Well, erm, let's put this strategy
to the test.

189
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Right, Major Charles Ingram,
are you ready to play?

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THEME MUSIC PLAYS

191
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This, for £8,000.

192
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:27,936
Who was the second husband
of Jacqueline Kennedy?

193
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,936
Adnan Khashoggi.

194
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,296
Ronald Reagan.

195
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,136
Aristotle Onassis.

196
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,936
Rupert Murdoch.

197
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,936
All right, we're not expecting
this guy to be in long,

198
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he's two lifelines down,

199
00:11:39,961 --> 00:11:41,936
so make sure we're prepped
for the next.

200
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Roger, roger.

201
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,936
I would have thought...

202
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,160
I would have thought it would be
Aristotle Onassis.

203
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,960
Erm...

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Yeah, one...
One of my sub-strategies is...

205
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Oh, my,
we've got sub-strategies now?!

206
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,976
Yeah, yeah,
and sub-sub-strategies.

207
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,936
But one of my sub-strategies
is to take my time

208
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,800
and, erm, list all the...
all the options.

209
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,960
So...

210
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Adnan Kashoggi.

211
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Ronald Reagan.

212
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,776
And Rupert Murdoch.

213
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Aristotle Onassis.

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COUGHING

215
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Yeah, yeah, I think...

216
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I'm pretty sure
it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis.

217
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Final answer?

218
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,160
Final answer, yeah.

219
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You didn't have to play.

220
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,776
Well, this new
self-committed Charles

221
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is a wild and crazy man.
That's the correct answer!

222
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,936
OK, so you've got £16,000.

223
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,960
Now for the all-important 32,000.

224
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,936
Who had a hit UK album
with Born To Do It,

225
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released in 2000?

226
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Coldplay.

227
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Toploader.

228
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A1.

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Craig David.

230
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Coldplay.

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Toploader.

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A1.

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Craig David.

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HE SIGHS
OK, well, erm...

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All right?
Yeah.

236
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That major from last night
is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly.

237
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'I think it's A1.'

238
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He's like a new man today.

239
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'But it could be Toploader.'

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Which is also something to do with
a barrel on a rifle.

241
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,960
So... Erm, I've never heard
of Craig David.

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Erm...

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Erm, I...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...

244
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,936
I think I'm gonna have to use
my final lifeline, 50:50.

245
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,936
Computer, take away
two wrong answers,

246
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,960
leave Charles with the right answer
and one remaining wrong answer.

247
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,960
Oh, that's not any easier...
Erm... Urgh.

248
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,937
Do you know what?

249
00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:34,776
I think I'm gonna go for it,
I think I'm gonna go for A1.

250
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,936
CROWD GASP
Final answer?

251
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,136
No.

252
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,960
LAUGHTER

253
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
No. Erm...

254
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,000
Craig David...
HE SIGHS

255
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Craig... David.

256
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,960
SHE COUGHS

257
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,936
You know, when... When I'm at home,
erm, and I'm practising,

258
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,936
you know, I guess... I guess...

259
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,936
Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time,

260
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,136
so I think I'm gonna
go with Craig David.

261
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,936
LAUGHTER

262
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,936
Charles, you'd never heard of him
a moment ago?!

263
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,776
No, Craig David. I'm gonna...

264
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,960
Final answer?
Yeah, final answer.

265
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,936
Well, erm, what a show
this is turning into.

266
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,936
Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000.

267
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,936
He didn't have to play
this question.

268
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,936
He said in his own words that
he'd never heard of Craig David.

269
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,936
He went with A1.

270
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,936
And then, because...

271
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,976
Well, I'd rather lost
the plot of his thinking then,

272
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,936
but he changed his mind,

273
00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,936
knowing that he would lose £15,000
if he gave the wrong answer.

274
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,936
He went with Craig David,
who he'd never heard of.

275
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
Yep.

276
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,936
And that's the right answer!

277
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,936
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
Unbelievable.

278
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,936
I don't know how you do that!
I really don't!

279
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960
Incredible.

280
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,936
HE PANTS

281
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,000
PHONE RINGS

282
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,456
Yes?
Paul. It's David.

283
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,936
It's happening,
I think the thing is happening.

284
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,936
The rollover contestant
from last night,

285
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,296
I think he's cheating.

286
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,296
He...? What, in getting on the show?

287
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,776
No, cheating on the show,

288
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,936
cheating at the actual...
the actual game.

289
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,936
Is the correct answer.
APPLAUSE

290
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,936
How do you...?
You can't cheat the show,

291
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,616
either you know the answer,
or you don't.

292
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,960
Look something isn't right. He's...

293
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Normal people don't play like this.

294
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,960
All right, I'm... I'm coming down.

295
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,960
Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment
on a house, isn't it? So...

296
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,936
So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein.

297
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,937
Holbein.

298
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,936
Final answer?

299
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,000
Final answer.

300
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,960
OK. Erm, first of all,
you thought it was Rembrandt.

301
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,936
Said you'd seen the painting.

302
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,320
You then thought it was Holbein.

303
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:39,616
You've just won £125,000!

304
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,936
Incredible.

305
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,456
Incredible.
You're just getting better!

306
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,936
OK, something's weird.

307
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,936
How is he doing this?
Yeah, I have no idea.

308
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,936
I mean, you were struggling more
at £200 than you are now.

309
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,936
I-I dunno!
Unbelievable.

310
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:56,937
HE MOUTHS

311
00:17:56,961 --> 00:17:58,936
Well, Charles, here it is.

312
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,936
A cheque, for a quarter of a...
It sounds strange doesn't it,

313
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,936
..a quarter of a million pounds.
Gosh, you're shaking.

314
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,937
I know, I know, I don't...

315
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,936
I know that, frankly,
you didn't think you'd be able to

316
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,936
equal your wife.
And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.

317
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,936
LAUGHTER
Well, this is real money.

318
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,936
£250,000.

319
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960
But we don't want to give you that!

320
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,936
This question...

321
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,936
for half a million pounds.

322
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
THEME MUSIC PLAYS

323
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Baron Haussmann is best known
for the planning of which city?

324
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,936
Rome.

325
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,936
Paris.

326
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,936
Berlin.

327
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960
Athens.

328
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,936
Think it's Berlin.
LAUGHTER

329
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,960
God!

330
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,296
Yeah, Berlin.

331
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,936
I mean, Haussmann...

332
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,776
You know, seems...
Seems like a German name,

333
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,936
rather than a Italian name,

334
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,936
or a Parisian name,
or an Athens name.

335
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,640
Erm...

336
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,960
Rome.

337
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,960
Paris.
COUGHING

338
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,936
Yeah. Do you know,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it.

339
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,936
Because I don't...
I don't think it's Athens

340
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,616
and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.

341
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,936
And I would have thought...

342
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,936
I would have thought it was, erm...

343
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,296
Berlin, but there's a chance
it could be Paris.

344
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,960
COUGHING

345
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,480
Oh, God, no.

346
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,960
You stand to lose £218,000.

347
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,456
Yeah, I think...
I-I think it's Paris.

348
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,296
I'm gonna play.

349
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,960
Right, hang on.
Now, wait, where are we?!

350
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,936
HE COUGHS
No, Paris.

351
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,296
Paris, final answer.

352
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,960
Final answer?
Final answer.

353
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,936
You thought it was Berlin.

354
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960
"Berlin, Berlin, Berlin".

355
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,280
You changed your mind to Paris...

356
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,960
That's brought you £500,000!
Yes! Yes!

357
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,960
That's unbelievable! Unbelievable!

358
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,936
Incredible.
Oh, shit, the glitter.

359
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,936
Never thought we'd get to
the million-pound question,

360
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,936
but we're at the
million-pound question,

361
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,936
I never prepared the bloody glitter.
Where's the glitter man?

362
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:52,936
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen

363
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,976
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪
PHONE RINGS

364
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,960
♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪

365
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,616
Well, erm...

366
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,936
It's not often I get to say this.
But...

367
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,936
for £1 million:

368
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,936
The number one,

369
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,776
followed by 100 zeros

370
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,960
is known by what name?

371
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,976
Googol.

372
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,936
Megatron.

373
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,936
Gigabit.

374
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,480
Nanomole.

375
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,296
Well, let's see.
HE EXHALES

376
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,456
Erm, Giga...

377
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,936
Nano...

378
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,160
Oh, God, don't start.

379
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,960
HE STRAINS

380
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,160
Right, OK.

381
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,936
God, I don't... I don't, erm...

382
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,936
Well?
Watch, just watch...

383
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,936
I'm not sure.

384
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,936
However...
LAUGHTER

385
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,960
Charles, you haven't been sure
since question two!

386
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,960
God, I... I think...
I think it's a Megatron.

387
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,936
I have to say, I've...

388
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,937
And I've never heard,

389
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:02,936
I haven't...
No, I've never heard of a googol.

390
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,776
HE PANTS

391
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,960
Do you know the answer?
Yes, it's googol.

392
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,960
That's what I thought.

393
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,960
Googol.
COUGHING

394
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,960
Googol.
COUGHING

395
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,936
Yeah, I mean, you know,
by process of elimination,

396
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,936
I actually think it is a googol.
But I don't know what a googol is.

397
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,960
LAUGHTER

398
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,976
It's not a gigabit,
a nanomole, or a Megatron

399
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,936
and there's only four of them,
so it must be googol, mustn't it?

400
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,480
I mean...

401
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,936
HE LAUGHS

402
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,936
I mean, I don't mind taking
the odd risk now and again.

403
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,960
CROWD GROAN

404
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,480
My strategy has...
has worked so far.

405
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,936
Chris, I'm gonna play.
CROWD GASP

406
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,936
You know, you don't have to
play this, Charles.

407
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,936
No-one would blame you
if you walked away right now,

408
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,960
with half a million pounds.

409
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,937
Googol.

410
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,936
Final answer?

411
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,936
Final answer.

412
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,960
Catch me when I fall on the floor.

413
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,937
Don't go to a break.

414
00:24:34,961 --> 00:24:38,136
Please, don't go to...
Please, don't go for a break.

415
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,936
We're taking a break.
Oh, God!

416
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,616
CROWD GROAN

417
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,456
Don't go anywhere, I know you won't,

418
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,936
on what is an epic night
in British television.

419
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,960
THEME MUSIC PLAYS

420
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,960
Oh, my God.

421
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,936
We should stop it now.
Just stop it.

422
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,936
We can't stop it, we have no proof.
We just, I don't know, just...

423
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,960
HE SIGHS
We have to carry on.

424
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,936
You all right?
Erm, yeah, I just, erm...

425
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,936
I mean, no, not really.
HE CHUCKLES

426
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,936
No!

427
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,936
So you can see, can you, if I've got
the answer right on your screen?

428
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,960
I can.

429
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,960
I'm sure it'll just be
a few seconds.

430
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,960
Thank you.

431
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,320
HE MOUTHS

432
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,936
OK, studio, and...

433
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,960
THEME MUSIC PLAYS

434
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,936
Welcome back.

435
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,936
Wow. Erm, we are here
with Charles Ingram.

436
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,936
Who, after first thinking
it was Megatron,

437
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,936
erm, then played googol
as his final answer.

438
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960
Even though he'd never heard of it.

439
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,960
Charles?

440
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:25,616
You've just won £1 million!

441
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,960
One million!

442
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:35,936
You are the most amazing player
we have ever, ever had!

443
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,456
Diana? Come on down,
my darling, come on.

444
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,936
One million!

445
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,936
£1 million!

446
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,960
I can't believe it.
CHEERING

447
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,936
SHE SOBS

448
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,296
The best player we have ever had!

449
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,936
What a man!

450
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,936
Quite an amazing man.

451
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,936
I have no idea how you did it.

452
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,936
I don't know.
Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

453
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,936
Unbelievable, Diana, my darling,
come here.

454
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,936
Ladies and gentlemen,
Charles Ingram.

455
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

456
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,776
♪ Right from
Her doorway we roam... ♪

457
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,936
THEY LAUGH

458
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,936
♪ Eats and then
It's a pleasure again

459
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,937
♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪

460
00:27:32,961 --> 00:27:38,936
"Charles Ingram. One million."

461
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,936
♪ I don't mean maybe

462
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,136
♪ Walkin' my baby

463
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:49,936
♪ Back home. ♪

464
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,960
THEY LAUGH

465
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,976
What? What am I listening for?

466
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,136
Just wait. It, erm...

467
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,960
I don't know, I don't know,
just... play VT.

468
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,936
'Googol.'
COUGHING

469
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,936
That, there. Right there.

470
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,936
A cough.
So what?

471
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,616
There's always coughing.

472
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,936
I think... I don't definitely know,

473
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,936
but I think there's,
like, a pattern.

474
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,936
Of what, coughing? From who?

475
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,456
Look, there's gotta
be something, Paul.

476
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,136
Watch last night's tape,
he's useless.

477
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,616
And then, what,
he comes back an utter genius?

478
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,936
Replay VT.

479
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,936
'Googol.'
COUGHING

480
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,937
Turn it up.

481
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:32,936
'Googol.'
COUGHING

482
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,937
Then he changes his answer.

483
00:28:33,961 --> 00:28:36,936
'By process of elimination,
I actually think it is a googol.

484
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,960
'But I just don't know
what a googol is.'

485
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,936
PHONE RINGS
Hi, Paul?

486
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,937
'Um, hi, Ruth.'

487
00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,936
Erm, we've had another millionaire.

488
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,936
Oh. OK, great!

489
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,936
Except...

490
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,936
I think that...
Erm, WE think something's not right.

491
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,936
We think the guy may have cheated.

492
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,136
PHONE RINGS

493
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,936
Hello?

494
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,136
What the shitting hell?

495
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,640
BABY GARBLES

496
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,936
Cheeky bastards, who are they?

497
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,937
Are they one of that group

498
00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,936
you talked about
getting on the show? Morning.

499
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,136
We don't know,
we just know he's a wrong'un.

500
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,936
Are you OK?

501
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960
No, I'm not OK,
of course, I'm not OK.

502
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,936
Sorry, sorry,
it's murder on the old...

503
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,296
This is Lionel, from legal.
Coffee? How do you take it?

504
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,936
Oh, just, erm, massive.

505
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,936
Look, before anything else,

506
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,936
the most urgent thing is
whether to air tomorrow's episode,

507
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,936
because if we don't,
then ten million people

508
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,936
are gonna need
something else to watch.

509
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,936
I have a tape on its way,
you can see for yourself.

510
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,936
Well, what about the police?
The police?

511
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,936
Yeah.
Is...? Is this a police...?

512
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,936
Well, it's not... not.
It's theft. It's £1 million.

513
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,936
If this was a bank vault
or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens

514
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,936
there'd be helicopters by now,
roadblocks.

515
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,936
Come in...
Ah, right, see for yourself.

516
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,936
All I'm saying is, is it a crime
to cheat on a game show?

517
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,936
Well, it's... It's... Well...
Stop saying "well", Lionel.

518
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,936
I'm from legal.
It's my job to say "well".

519
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,960
SHE SNEEZES

520
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,936
See for yourselves.
'Do you know what?

521
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,120
'I think I am going to go for it.
I'm gonna go for A1.'

522
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,936
'Final answer?
No.'

523
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,960
LAUGHTER

524
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,936
'No. Erm... A1.

525
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,936
'Craig... David.'

526
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,976
COUGHING

527
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,936
Oh, Jesus, Je-sus.

528
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,937
It's so obvious.

529
00:30:56,961 --> 00:31:00,936
And don't forget that his wife
has already been on the show.

530
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,937
She knows the ins and outs.

531
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,936
'I normally guess wrong
80% of the time...'

532
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,936
Watch now. He changes his answer.

533
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,616
'I think I'm going to
go with Craig David.'

534
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,936
OK, I say we don't air.
Agreed.

535
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,936
We can edit forward to
the next contestant in the chair.

536
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Would you fast forward, please?

537
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,960
Can we do that, is it that simple?

538
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,936
Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor.

539
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,937
Well, if no-one has won,

540
00:31:26,961 --> 00:31:29,616
where did the glitter
just come from? No-one will notice.

541
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,776
Or care.

542
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,936
This is Tecwen Whittock,
from Whitchurch, Cardiff.

543
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,936
Can you stretch out his turn,
make him longer?

544
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,936
It'll be a struggle.

545
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,960
He was erm, nothing special,
you know.

546
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,936
KNOCK ON DOOR

547
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,960
Did you order something?
No.

548
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,937
Oh.
Hello, hello, David Briggs.

549
00:31:52,961 --> 00:31:54,936
Ah, yes, hello, hello.
Hello, this is Ruth Settle.

550
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,776
Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning.
Oh, hello.

551
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,936
Oh, hi.
Sleep OK?

552
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,456
If at all, you must be...

553
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,936
Erm... Oh, what's this about?
Oh, it's only to, erm...

554
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,936
It's just to work out
the next few days.

555
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,936
The angle, the coverage.

556
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,937
So your press conference,

557
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:13,616
we thought, because of question 12
for 125,000,

558
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,960
The Ambassadors is a painting
by which artist?

559
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:23,936
The... What, the Holbein?
The Holbein. Well done, correct!

560
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,960
We are thinking of hosting it there,
in front of the painting. Ah, right.

561
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,936
But you...

562
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,936
You did keep changing your mind
a lot, didn't you?

563
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,296
Well, actually, that was to
explain my thinking to the audience,

564
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,480
so I wasn't just, you know,
sat there like a muppet.

565
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,936
It's, erm, probably just that,
don't you think?

566
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,960
What's "probably" what?

567
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,776
Actually, erm, Diana mentions
all these tips in her book

568
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,936
that she's writing with her brother
about the show.

569
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,936
What? It'll help publicise it,
won't it? Being a winner.

570
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,776
You're writing a book?
Oh, just a little stocking filler.

571
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,936
With hints and things
about how to get onto the show,

572
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,936
how to play, just a few things
that we've picked up

573
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,936
from this community of fans,
that's all.

574
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,936
Gosh, that...
That sound really helpful.

575
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,456
I wouldn't mention that
to the press yet. No.

576
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,936
We'll... We'll have an embargo
until the show airs.

577
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,960
We have to handle everything...
delicately.

578
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,936
Guilty as sin.
THEY GRUMBLE

579
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,296
Bollocks. Look,
they are quiz obsessive, they're...

580
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,936
They are fans of the show,
so they're a bit much,

581
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,937
but apart from that.

582
00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:29,000
Watch the tape. Play her the tape.

583
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,616
Oh, and she's, erm,
writing a book, the wife,

584
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,936
like, erm, an expose of the show.
She what?!

585
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,776
Oh, my God... It's just a tiny,
little stocking filler.

586
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,936
Look, I just come off the phone
from some of our guys at the studio

587
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,936
who are investigating all possible,
you know, and...

588
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,936
And they have gone into the car park
with some sort of radio receiver

589
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,936
and they're saying it's possible

590
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,936
to listen in to the show relay
from outside?

591
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,456
David, do we not
scramble that signal?

592
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,936
Why would we scramble the signal?

593
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,936
How do you scramble a signal?
What's this now? The relay?

594
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,936
I'm just saying that
hypothetically, someone,

595
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,936
maybe someone from this...
this... this group

596
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,936
could listen in to the show
from outside.

597
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,936
And how would that help them?
To hear the questions!

598
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,936
Look up the answers
and communicate back in.

599
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,936
To who? The person in the chair?!
Maybe! I don't know!

600
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,936
Or someone in the audience,
with a mobile phone.

601
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,936
We don't allow mobile phones
in the studio.

602
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,960
Yeah, but do we check?
Course we check.

603
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,936
Do we check?

604
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,616
No. Course we don't check,
how would we check?

605
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,136
You don't search the audience?

606
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,936
Let's get it all out now, shall we?
After the horse has bolted.

607
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,936
This is all just happening
this morning.

608
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,936
Right, it's a game show!
It's not Fort Knox!

609
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,936
Whoa, wait, are we saying that
it's not someone coughing, then?

610
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,936
It could be the coughing.
It's definitely the coughing.

611
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,936
Either way, I'm calling the police.

612
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,456
Who would you even call?
Like, which, like, branch?

613
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,936
I'll text my person
to look up for IP.

614
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,936
Hold on, have they have even
cashed the cheque yet?

615
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,936
Wait, have...?
Have we cancelled the cheque?

616
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,936
I don't know. I mean...

617
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,936
I mean, no, we haven't
cancelled the cheque,

618
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,936
I've been at the...
Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque?

619
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,616
I'm just thinking, we might need
to wait for them to cash the cheque

620
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,616
for it to be stealing.
No, no, no, if we do that,

621
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,936
that would be entrapment,
surely, by us?

622
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,937
Yeah, but if they cash the cheque,

623
00:35:11,961 --> 00:35:13,936
do we have to sue them
to get it back?

624
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,936
Am I cancelling the cheque,
or aren't I?! Well...

625
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,936
No, I just don't see it.
Don't you hear it?! The coughing.

626
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,936
Is that how loud it actually was?
Yes.

627
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,936
Well... No, we've isolated them
a bit, for you to hear...

628
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,456
Listen, you can hear the coughs
at the right answers.

629
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,936
Yeah, and I can hear the coughs
on the wrong answers!

630
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,936
Here. These are the people
at Scotland Yard to call,

631
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,936
it's something called the
Celebrity Crimes Squad or something,

632
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,616
I don't know. Really?
Sounds like a shit detective show.

633
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,616
Yeah, sounds like
something we'd make. Wow.

634
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,936
Wait, I'm confused,
what are we saying to them?

635
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,936
That this is... There's more people?

636
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,936
That this is part
of a bigger... conspiracy?

637
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,937
All I'm saying is we don't know

638
00:35:47,961 --> 00:35:49,936
how many people
were outside helping,

639
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,937
inside, helping him.

640
00:35:50,961 --> 00:35:53,936
Yeah, but you can't pack the place
out with people that you know.

641
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,080
You only get the one ticket.

642
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,960
Actually...

643
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,936
Actually, on the first night,

644
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,936
the Ingram's did have
someone else there.

645
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,960
Diana's brother.

646
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,936
The brother... was there...?

647
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,960
Yeah.
God dammit!

648
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960
I'm calling the police.

649
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,937
'What a man!'

650
00:36:18,961 --> 00:36:21,976
'A major disaster is occurring
in New York City this afternoon.'

651
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,936
Wait a sec...

652
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,937
what is that?

653
00:36:25,961 --> 00:36:27,776
'World Trade Centre is on fire.

654
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,936
'Early indications are
that a Boeing 747 out of Boston

655
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,936
'collided with the tower at 1:46 PM
this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET.'

656
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,976
Is that live?
It must be..

657
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,936
'Eye witness reports are coming in
that the plane banked sharply

658
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,776
'and made a direct hit at around
the 80th floor of the building.

659
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,936
'More as we have it.
Thank you, Nicholas.

660
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,936
'As you can imagine, there is chaos
in the streets of downtown New York.

661
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,776
'All major buildings are being
evacuated in the area

662
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,936
'surrounding the World Trade Centre.

663
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,936
'There's been a second collision,
possibly another plane goes...'

664
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,960
Are you OK? Just awful.

665
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,936
Yeah. Puts it all in perspective,
doesn't it?

666
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,936
I haven't even told the chaps about
our win yet, all seems a bit...

667
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,936
Actually there was a message
for you from Celador

668
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,936
when I got back from school.
I don't know if you... Right.

669
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,000
OK, well, life goes on, eh?

670
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,936
Yeah.

671
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,936
I love you.
I love you.

672
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,960
Give me that number.

673
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,936
Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson
from the Special Inquiry Unit,

674
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,936
this is my colleague,
Detective Constable Amir Cave.

675
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,937
You rang.

676
00:37:37,961 --> 00:37:40,776
Well, I don't think any of us
expected you to come today,

677
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,136
given the, erm...
Yeah.

678
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,936
Terrible thing. But...

679
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,456
crimes still need solving.

680
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,936
So, we've been brought up
to speed by Mr...

681
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,160
PHONE RINGS
Oh, excuse me. This'll be him.

682
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,936
Hello, Paul Smith?
Paul, hello.

683
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,296
It's Charles Ingram here,
I was just on your show.

684
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,616
Charles, thank you for calling back.

685
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,936
Erm, so I have to tell you...

686
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,936
that we have suspicions from viewing
the recording of Monday's programme

687
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,616
and subsequently studying
the tapes carefully,

688
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,936
that there were irregularities
during the taping of the show

689
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,936
in which you participated.
Oh, Good Lord, no.

690
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,936
Because of that I have to tell
you that these suspicions...

691
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,960
THEY MUTTER
..have been referred to the police.

692
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,776
Right. And thus we will not,
for the moment,

693
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,960
be airing the programme, or indeed
authorising payment of the cheque.

694
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,960
Right.

695
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know...

696
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,936
..I completely refute that,
obviously.

697
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,136
All right.

698
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,640
Good Lord.

699
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,960
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.

700
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,936
Police? You're an army major.
I'm a teaching assistant.

701
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,136
People like us don't deal with
the police, this is Wiltshire.

702
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,616
It's what he said.

703
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,936
I sort of... told our book publisher
about your win

704
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,936
and they've set up this
photo and interview thing

705
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,936
for this Sunday. I know
the Millionaire people said not to,

706
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,936
but the publishers
said it was too good not to.

707
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,936
For the book... Well, there won't
be a book, will there, if...?

708
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,936
I bet it wasn't the publishers
who said that, I bet it was Adrian.

709
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,936
I bet you've been speaking to him.
Have you spoken to Adrian again?

710
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,936
How? If he's on the run? On the run!

711
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,936
As if that's a normal sentence
for a normal person to say!

712
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,296
I'm a commissioned officer in the
British Army. There are standards.

713
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,616
DOG WHINES
Come along, Buffy.

714
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,936
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do we know that it was Celador?

715
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,936
That it was Paul Smith you spoke to?

716
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,936
It was, I returned his call,
on the number they left you...

717
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,936
Yes, I know,
but how do we know it's not a hoax.

718
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,936
Someone in the community,
taking the mickey.

719
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,936
What...? Maybe that's what they do
to everyone, everyone who wins.

720
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,936
It's not a mickey-take, Diana.

721
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,960
Well, it's a bit over the top,
isn't it?

722
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,776
Call it back again, that number.
No. I'm not gonna call it.

723
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,296
I want to hear it.
No, I'm not gonna call it back.

724
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,640
Then I'll do it.
Diana!

725
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram.

726
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,936
Hello. Hi, erm, yes,
we received a phone call

727
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,936
from this number earlier
and, well, it occurred to us

728
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,136
that we didn't know
whether it was real, or not.

729
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,936
No, erm, no.

730
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,936
No, I'm afraid it was real.

731
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,976
This... This is Paul Smith.

732
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,936
Yes, but how do we know?

733
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,937
It could be a wind-up. Or the press.

734
00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:48,936
Erm...

735
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,937
Well...

736
00:40:49,961 --> 00:40:51,776
Erm... O-OK.

737
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,136
Erm, why don't you call back again

738
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,936
and I won't answer this time,

739
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,936
it'll take you through to my
extension answering machine message.

740
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,936
And you'll hear that this is me,
and... and this is Celador.

741
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,936
And that... that this is no wind-up,
Mrs Ingram.

742
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,960
OK.

743
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,320
PHONE DIALS

744
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,936
'Hello, you've reached
Paul Smith at Celador.

745
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,936
'Leave a message and I'll get
back to you when I can, thanks.'

746
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,960
MESSAGE TONE BEEPS

747
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,936
HE CLEARS THROAT

748
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,936
We're doing that press interview.

749
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,960
You won that money. It's yours.
So let's tell people.

750
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,936
We'll need to make a statement.
They're cheats!

751
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,456
I just can't get my head round it.

752
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,960
That terribly nice major,
a criminal mastermind? Bollocks.

753
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,936
You really didn't notice anything?

754
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,136
Well I-I suppose
you've a lot going on.

755
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,456
Yeah, but I'd hope
that I'd have done this enough

756
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,936
to notice if someone
is trying to steal a million quid

757
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,160
two feet in front of me, Paul.

758
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,616
You all right?

759
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,960
You look ragged.

760
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,960
I feel upset, actually.

761
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,936
This... Well, this is our thing,
it's our baby.

762
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,456
No-one will dare try
anything like this again

763
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,160
after all this, don't you worry.

764
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,936
Who the hell was coughing?

765
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,936
So what I'm gonna show you
is what we've edited together

766
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,160
of the show so far
from the different angles.

767
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,296
Play VT.

768
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,936
'Googol.'
COUGHING

769
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:00,937
That cough there, then.

770
00:43:00,961 --> 00:43:02,936
Can you ascertain
where it came from?

771
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,937
Not the individual, no,

772
00:43:03,961 --> 00:43:05,936
we don't mic up
every audience member.

773
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,936
But we've got different mic tracks

774
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,936
covering different areas
of the studio.

775
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,937
Now that particular cough.

776
00:43:10,961 --> 00:43:13,960
That came from
the Fastest Finger mic, stage right.

777
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,936
Play tape C.

778
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,960
One of these five, sat here.

779
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,936
I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.

780
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,936
Here's a warrant
to enter your property.

781
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,136
I should tell you,
we're placing you both under arrest

782
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,936
on suspicion
of procuring the execution

783
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,936
of a valuable security by deception.

784
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,456
You do not have to say anything...

785
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,936
'What you've been told so far
in the case for the prosecution...'

786
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,960
seems to make total sense,
doesn't it?

787
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,936
A man, who didn't particularly
like quizzes, arrived on the show,

788
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,296
behaved strangely and won a million.

789
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,936
So something must be wrong.
He must have cheated. Right?

790
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,936
Your Fastest Finger First machine?
You're not serious.

791
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,937
Uh, it's in the garage.

792
00:44:19,961 --> 00:44:22,936
We'll also be wanting a draft copy
of your book, Mrs Ingram.

793
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,936
My book?
I-I-I... It... It's not finished.

794
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,616
I haven't even spell-checked it yet.

795
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,936
And what about our children?

796
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,936
A specially-trained officer
can stay with them,

797
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,936
while you both are...
No. No.

798
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,937
You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram.

799
00:44:33,961 --> 00:44:38,640
But what if I were to tell you
that it's all utter nonsense?

800
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,936
That the three defendants

801
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,936
who allegedly concocted
this elaborate conspiracy

802
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,936
had never even met?

803
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,936
Something that the prosecution
does not dispute.

804
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,936
That the so-called
significant coughs

805
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,936
are only 19 out of a 192 recorded
throughout the night?

806
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:02,456
Sometimes on the right answers,
sometimes on the wrong answers.

807
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,936
And that there is no way
of knowing that any of them

808
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,936
even came from Mr Whittock?

809
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,936
Could it simply be

810
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,960
that everyone on the show
was waiting for an attack?

811
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,776
For something strange to happen?

812
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,776
And in walks Charles Ingram.

813
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,936
A, yes, eccentric, but actually
quite intelligent army major...

814
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,936
and his fate was set.

815
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,936
I put it to you,
that this is, in fact,

816
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,936
a series of horrible coincidences.

817
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,040
And that Major Charles Ingram
is completely innocent.

818
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,936
Your honour,
here is the case for the defence.

819
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,960
HE COUGHS