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♪ ♪

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(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing)

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KAT: All right.
Let's do it again from the top.

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We can cue music.

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♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

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♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

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♪ Marry me, marry me ♪

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♪ Say yes,
for the rest, the rest ♪

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♪ I never seen forever ♪

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♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪

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♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes... ♪

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HODA KOTB: Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat Valdez

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and Grammy-winning
hot, hot, hot Bastian

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will make history
when they perform

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their new hit song "Marry Me"
and exchange vows

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in front of the whole world.

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- 20 million people.
- (cheering)

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BASTIAN:
See you tomorrow.

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I'll be the one in the veil.

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And guess who's gonna
be one of them. Me!

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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a Zuhair Murad custom gown

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with 10,000
hand-beaded crystals.

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I feel so grateful right now

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that everything is
the way it is.

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I have a beautiful fiancé

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who's so supportive
and loving and...

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I feel so grateful
for the American fans because

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they are supporting me and Kat
in a very nice way.

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"Marry Me" is sweeping
the country.

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KAT: Planning the wedding show
has been insane.

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Strike that, the world.

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Kat Valdez and Bastian
are taking their vows onstage

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in New York City tomorrow night,

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and then jetting off
to a private island

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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.

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JUSTIN SYLVESTER:
City National Bank,

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bank of the stars,
presents "Marry Me."

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The end of a tour
and the beginning of a lifetime.

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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?

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I'm very well, Justin.
How are you?

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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all Bastian's idea.

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Uh, no, no, no,
they-they both wanted to give

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- something back to the fans.
- You know, combined,

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they have a social reach
of over 200 million people?

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Uh, yeah, of course I know that.
I'm-I'm the manager.

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- Uh... uh...
- Who's a bridesmaid?

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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?

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They got some people,
uh, waiting for me,

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so I'm just gonna go
and deal with that.

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- Just...
- Bye, guys.

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I hate dealing with managers.

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♪ Marry me ♪

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♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪

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♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪

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♪ Marry me. ♪

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WOMAN:
Can somebody get this cart?

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- Can somebody help me?
- (indistinct chatter)

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It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni.

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I mean, if you don't like it,
I'll take it.

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- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Ah!

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(both laughing)

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Um, let's pack it
for the honeymoon.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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KAT:
Oh, more flowers.

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(chuckling):
My God, this is insane.

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This is nothing.
There's a moving van on Park

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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.

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- Someone got me a stove?
- It's from a fan.

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(scoffs) Who thinks
I don't have a stove?

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COLIN:
Yeah, Tyra?

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Donate all of it.

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- ("Marry Me" ringtone plays)
- Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio.

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Tom, the man himself.
Talk to me.

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Of course I've got
some tickets for you,

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even if we are
completely sold out.

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I don't think there's
a single person in this city

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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.

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Think this is
one of my better lunches,

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but you be the judge.

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Dad, don't mess up my hair.

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I thought that gave you
good luck.

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That was, like, a long time ago.

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I think it was
about a month ago.

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How great is this?

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Going to the same school
together.

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- Mm-hmm, great.
- Oh, and, Lou, you probably

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won't see that much of me.

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I know that could be
a problem for you,

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but if you need
to see me anytime...

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I won't.

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I like the independence. Good.

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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?

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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,

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but I don't want you to feel
any pressure to join.

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I'm not joining.

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Tough audience.

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(snoring)

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(kids chattering)

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Um, Dad?

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- Can I go in alone?
- Of course.

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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.

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If I could walk in alone,
you know, for my street cred.

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I love you!

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You may be good at football,
you may be good at track,

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but when it comes
to math clubs...

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ALL:
You better watch your back!

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Coolidge Pi-thons attack!

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- (hissing)
- Yes!

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What's our number?

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ALL:
3.141592...

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- (school bell rings)
- 65839...

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Percy, we got it. Good.

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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,

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the answer will find you.

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Terrific job today.
I love the energy.

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I'm telling you,
if we bring that

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to the Mathalon finals,
we win the...

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- Oh, Esther, you got a second?
- Yeah.

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How's Lou doing? She good?

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I think so.

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You know, she's great at math,
so at some point,

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I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking

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about maybe joining
the Pi-thons.

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'Cause, you know,
at her last school,

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she made it
to the Mathalon finals.

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Really?
She never mentioned that.

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Ah, you know, that's the thing.
She's really shy.

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Oh, not at all. She was
telling me about her vacation

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and about this guy named David.

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David? My ex's new husband?

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- What did she say about him?
- Oh...

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It doesn't matter. Never mind.

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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.

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Oh, just that he's awesome

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and no matter what they do,
it's always cool

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- and exciting and, you know...
- Fun.

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- Yeah. (chuckles)
- Gotcha.

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- All right.
- Okay. Thanks, Esther.

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I guess they're going
cave diving.

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- Hmm. Cave diving.
- Yeah.

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- (door opens, closes)
- Where?

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PARKER: In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter.

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- Really?
- CHARLIE: We're not spying.

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We're-we're just watching
from a distance.

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We're not spying.

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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.

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I just want to make sure
she's okay.

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So, what, you thought you'd
hook her up with the cool kids?

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CHARLIE: Parker, you're
supposed to set a good example

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as the guidance counselor.

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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.

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Jesus, kids still do the robot?

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(ringtone playing):
♪ Marry me, marry me, say... ♪

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- Is that a "Marry Me" ringtone?
- Guilty.

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What's "Marry Me"?

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It's Kat and Bastian's new song.

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- It's everyone's new song.
- It's my new song.

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- It's not mine.
- People are gonna propose to it.

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They're gonna post videos
of themselves

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dancing to it down the aisle.

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- Are you ready to be jealous?
- Yes.

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I'm taking my new girlfriend
Roxy and her ex-girlfriend

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- to their concert/wedding.
- Shut up.

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Where she's gonna look
at me and say...

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Hi, baby.

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BASTIAN (over phone):
Hi, love.

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- Did you see my post?
- No. You post something?

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(chuckles)

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So, do you like it?

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I love it.

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I love you.

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I love you more, baby.

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(inhales deeply)

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- When'll you be home?
- About an hour.

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You know there's about
a thousand people

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- in this apartment right now?
- (laughing): What?

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I know.

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20 million?

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(chuckles) Yeah, of course.

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Oh, my God. This has gotten
so out of control.

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(man speaks Spanish over phone)

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BASTIAN:
Yo, I'm on with Kat. Wait.

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Yeah, I just...

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now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.

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No, my love.

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You deserve the biggest wedding
in the world.

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And tomorrow's gonna be
the best night of our lives.

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- Can't wait. (chuckles)
- I can't wait either, baby.

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MELISSA:
Where's Kat?

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An interview in ten minutes.

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(horns honking)

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CHARLIE:
Look what I just found.

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Scoot over. (grunts)

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I was just looking
through some old pictures.

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- Uh-huh?
- And look at this one I saw

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of you, me and Mom
in Jamaica, parasailing.

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We went parasailing?

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Do you not remember?

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I mean, to be honest,

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I don't remember you
together at all.

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(grunts softly)

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Well, we were, and we had fun.

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I get it, Dad.
You were a fun guy.

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I was, and I am a fun guy.

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(takes deep breath)

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But, you know,

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it's not just about fun.

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It's-it's harder than that.

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It's work. It's...

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Well, think about Tank.

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- When Tank was a puppy.
- (chuckles)

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- You remember that?
- Yeah.

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You remember how fun he was

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and playing tug-of-war
with the Frisbee

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and him jumping around?

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And now he's old,
and his eyes don't work,

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and you don't know
how many good years he has left,

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- but you still...
- Dad, is Tank dying?

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No. No.

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I'm sorry, I-I... Tank's good.

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I got a little off track.

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I was just...
What I meant is that

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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.

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Um, Dad, uh,
can I go to sleep now?

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Yeah, of course. Yeah.

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- Okay. Good night.
- Okay.

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Night.

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JIMMY FALLON: Last time
she was here, Kat Valdez,

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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...

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(audience laughing)

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...said she wanted to do
something smaller,

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understated, intimate,

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with just, say,
5,000 of their closest fans.

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- (laughter)
- I mean friends.

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Just a simple wedding
for a simple gal.

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- Just like Mom's wedding was.
- (laughter)

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RYAN SEACREST:
Hey, good morning, New York.

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It's 102.7.
This is Seacrest with you.

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ENRIQUE SANTOS:
Kat and Bastian fans,

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it's Enrique Santos with you.

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RADIO HOST:
Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian

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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.

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RADIO HOST 2:
Today is the big day.

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00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:42,053
RADIO HOST 3:
That shit is crazy, man.

246
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,513
KAT:
"Then on the shore

247
00:09:43,563 --> 00:09:45,306
"Of the wide world
I stand alone, and think

248
00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:49,227
Till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."

249
00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,813
It's Keats.
You think he'll like it?

250
00:09:51,863 --> 00:09:54,441
If somebody explains it
to him, yeah.

251
00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:56,034
It's beautiful.

252
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,737
Oh, today is your wedding day!

253
00:09:58,787 --> 00:10:00,155
- (squeals)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

254
00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:02,198
Get it, get it, get it.

255
00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:03,783
Tomorrow would've been
our anniversary.

256
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,660
You guys went out
for what, two weeks?

257
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,204
17 days,
if you include the breakup.

258
00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:10,665
And she dumped me with a text.

259
00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:12,208
So rude.

260
00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:15,253
Come to the Kat Valdez concert
with me tonight.

261
00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:18,339
Parker, I'm not
a big concert person.

262
00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:21,176
Listen, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime invitation,

263
00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:22,886
and you don't even get it.

264
00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:24,637
This is Halley's Comet.

265
00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:26,765
It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.

266
00:10:26,815 --> 00:10:27,891
It's very rare.

267
00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:29,517
Okay, I've got Lou tonight.

268
00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,311
Good. I've got three tickets.

269
00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:32,812
Bring her.

270
00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:36,149
Maybe she'll think you're fun.

271
00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:38,693
(organ plays intro to "Church"
by Kat Valdez)

272
00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:41,321
(audience cheering)

273
00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:43,073
KAT: ♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪

274
00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,908
♪ Church, church, church ♪

275
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,952
♪ Like church,
church, church, church ♪

276
00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:49,254
♪ Yeah ♪

277
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,790
♪ I'm down on my knees ♪

278
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,584
♪ I've fallen for you ♪

279
00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:57,921
♪ You've opened my gates
and showed me the truth ♪

280
00:10:57,971 --> 00:10:59,547
(whooping)

281
00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:03,176
♪ I'm born again,
I'm feeling renewed ♪

282
00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,886
♪ You showed me the way ♪

283
00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:07,972
♪ I'm baptized in you ♪

284
00:11:08,022 --> 00:11:10,475
♪ I feel it in my chest ♪

285
00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:13,520
♪ I got you in my head,
I'm putting on my best ♪

286
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,606
♪ Like I'm in church,
church, church ♪

287
00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:19,109
♪ Screaming out your name ♪

288
00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:21,277
♪ Got me feeling safe ♪

289
00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:23,655
♪ It's a new day,
like I'm in church ♪

290
00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:25,490
♪ Church, church, church ♪

291
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:30,078
♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah" ♪

292
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:33,581
♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪

293
00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:36,793
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪

294
00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:37,961
♪ Church, church, church ♪

295
00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:39,963
♪ Like church, church ♪

296
00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:41,714
♪ Church, church ♪

297
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:43,216
♪ Yeah ♪

298
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:44,926
♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪

299
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,137
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪

300
00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:48,471
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

301
00:11:48,521 --> 00:11:49,973
♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪

302
00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:52,642
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪

303
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,310
♪ Ready to say "I do" ♪

304
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,812
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Making this woman true ♪

305
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,147
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

306
00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:59,315
♪ Yes, honest to God,
it's true ♪

307
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,651
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪

308
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:05,989
♪ You make me sing out,
"Hallelujah," testify ♪

309
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:09,284
♪ This kind of love
will do it to ya ♪

310
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:12,328
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪

311
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,122
♪ Church, church, church ♪

312
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,750
♪ Like church, church,
church, church ♪

313
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,168
♪ Yeah ♪

314
00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:20,754
♪ Yeah, hey, hey, baby ♪

315
00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,172
♪ I'm in church ♪

316
00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:24,466
♪ Church, church,
church, church ♪

317
00:12:24,516 --> 00:12:27,135
♪ Ooh, I'm in church with you ♪

318
00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:29,929
- ♪ I'm in church with you ♪
- (cheering)

319
00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:33,641
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- (whooping)

320
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:34,851
♪ Yeah ♪

321
00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,352
♪ Lord almighty. ♪

322
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:38,404
- (song ends)
- (cheering)

323
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:44,235
- WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
- (cheering continues)

324
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,404
Thank you so much for being here

325
00:12:46,454 --> 00:12:49,783
on such a monumentally
special occasion.

326
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,951
How's everybody feeling tonight?

327
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:55,455
(cheering)

328
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:56,623
(speaks Spanish)

329
00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,541
Are there any Latinos
in the house?

330
00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:00,385
(cheering)

331
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,931
Well, I am looking
for one in particular.

332
00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:08,760
- (laughing)
- (cheering, screaming)

333
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,512
KAT:
Yes.

334
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:12,522
Ooh, hold this.

335
00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:17,977
Hey, Roxy, check out
my new best friends.

336
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,938
Oh, yeah, and suck it!

337
00:13:19,988 --> 00:13:21,398
(mellow Latin music begins)

338
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:25,118
That beautiful woman
is gonna be my wife.

339
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:28,154
I should've worn my onesie.

340
00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:30,073
(laughs) Charlie.

341
00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:32,375
(singing in Spanish)

342
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,795
Yeah.

343
00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:44,921
Something's wrong.

344
00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:46,423
Where?

345
00:13:46,473 --> 00:13:48,049
Page Six.

346
00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:50,185
(typing rapidly)

347
00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:54,931
Are you guys ready
for the wedding?

348
00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:56,307
(cheering)

349
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,109
(singing in Spanish)

350
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:03,356
(gasping, hushed chatter)

351
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,776
(continues singing in Spanish)

352
00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:09,320
- Where's Tyra?
- In Bastian's dressing room.

353
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,948
- Ah, perfect.
- Dancers, to the stage in five!

354
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,000
(continues singing in Spanish)

355
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:18,037
(women cheering, screaming)

356
00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:20,006
(continues singing in Spanish)

357
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:25,261
Mel! Where's Mel?

358
00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:28,173
- (song ends)
- (applause)

359
00:14:28,223 --> 00:14:31,184
What's everybody looking at?

360
00:14:33,019 --> 00:14:34,596
Oh. I know the groom is not

361
00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:36,681
supposed to see the bride
before the wedding.

362
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,100
Can I just say, "Wow."

363
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,685
No.

364
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:43,146
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen...

365
00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:44,689
(cheering)

366
00:14:44,739 --> 00:14:47,233
...the moment you've all
been waiting for.

367
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:50,370
(majestic orchestral music
playing)

368
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,159
(Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing)

369
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,161
- What's the matter?
- Mm, everything's fine.

370
00:14:58,211 --> 00:14:59,329
- Something's weird.
- Nothing to worry about.

371
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,747
What's everybody looking at?

372
00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:03,049
- Forget about them.
- Give me your phone.

373
00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:05,468
Now!

374
00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:08,221
It might not be real.

375
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:12,342
AUDIENCE (chanting):
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"

376
00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:14,761
REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive:

377
00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:17,472
An anonymous poster
sent us this hot video

378
00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:19,265
that's gonna blow your mind.

379
00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,684
Kat Valdez's
husband-to-be Bastian

380
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:25,355
was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.

381
00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:28,691
- (announcer speaking Spanish)
- (chanting continues)

382
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:32,203
(mechanical whirring)

383
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:35,990
ANNOUNCER:
Can I get a witness?

384
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,910
AUDIENCE: "Marry Me!"
"Marry Me!" "Marry Me!"

385
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,537
"Marry Me!"

386
00:15:40,587 --> 00:15:43,331
(cheering)

387
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,592
(upbeat pop intro playing)

388
00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,644
(cheering)

389
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:06,404
(indistinct chatter)

390
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,070
Uh, can you stop the music?

391
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,531
(music stops)

392
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:17,657
Oh, shit.

393
00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:21,077
And, um, can you turn up
the house lights?

394
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,837
(audience quiets)

395
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:26,466
Yeah.

396
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,503
- (grunts)
- (audience gasping)

397
00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:32,672
- WOMAN: We love you, Kat!
- MAN: We love you, Kat!

398
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,424
- MAN: Kat, we love you!
- WOMAN: Kat!

399
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:38,228
- (whispers): I'm okay.
- WOMAN: Kat, you're a goddess!

400
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:42,724
I'm told that, uh...

401
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,351
(sniffles)

402
00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:47,437
...20 million people are

403
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:51,107
supposed to watch me sing
"Marry Me"

404
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:53,151
to the love of my life...

405
00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:55,612
(applause, cheering)

406
00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:58,615
...and then watch
as we take our vows.

407
00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:00,575
(cheering)

408
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,660
I didn't know
she was gonna do this.

409
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,828
Beautiful.

410
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,538
So it's only natural

411
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,791
that I would want to see
who I'm talking to.

412
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,292
- (cheering)
- WOMAN: We love you!

413
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,002
WOMAN 2:
Kat, we love you!

414
00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:13,838
Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?

415
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:16,091
Only natural
that I say something,

416
00:17:16,141 --> 00:17:18,468
if not about marriage,

417
00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:20,929
then about... love.

418
00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:23,014
(murmuring)

419
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,475
Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?

420
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,018
- (cheering)
- (murmurs of agreement)

421
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,311
- Love?
- WOMAN: Yes!

422
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,979
REPORTER:
A Page Sixexclusive...

423
00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:33,867
We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...

424
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:40,540
...we forget what our love
actually is.

425
00:17:46,254 --> 00:17:48,665
- A lie.
- (audience gasping, murmuring)

426
00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:50,667
MAN:
It's okay! We love you!

427
00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:53,211
A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago

428
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:56,556
that you forgot
that wasn't real.

429
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:03,513
But deep down, you knew.

430
00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:04,806
WOMAN:
We love you, Kat.

431
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:07,475
- (cheering)
- We love you, Kat!

432
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:10,395
- (whooping)
- MAN: We love you!

433
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,355
She's making a fool of herself.

434
00:18:12,405 --> 00:18:14,274
- (Kat sobs)
- No.

435
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,109
KAT:
Somehow you knew.

436
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,486
You did that.

437
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:23,074
You realize that
it wasn't love at all.

438
00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:25,118
You were just in love

439
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:29,372
with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.

440
00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:32,926
But you can't marry an idea.

441
00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:37,430
(audience murmuring)

442
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,302
You know, they say,
if you want something different,

443
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,938
you have to do
something different.

444
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:51,311
So this time,
for the first time,

445
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,613
you make a different choice.

446
00:18:55,281 --> 00:19:00,036
You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.

447
00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:05,291
And you just...

448
00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:16,427
...say yes.

449
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,181
Why not?

450
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,358
Sure.

451
00:19:32,026 --> 00:19:33,978
I'll marry you.

452
00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:35,605
You.

453
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,399
(audience gasping)

454
00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:39,943
Dad. Dad, that's you.

455
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:41,611
WOMAN:
I thought it would be Bastian,

456
00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,530
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.

457
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,365
Maybe he's a celebrity
wearing a mask.

458
00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:46,658
- Is this for real?
- Yeah, it's for real!

459
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,284
Jesus H. She's talking to you.

460
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,953
Charlie, go! Go!

461
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,664
- Go. Go!
- Go! Go! Go!

462
00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:54,791
AUDIENCE (chanting):
Go! Go! Go!

463
00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,469
(chant continues)

464
00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:07,979
- (chant dies down)
- (cheering)

465
00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,185
♪ ♪

466
00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:16,488
(cheering)

467
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,034
(organ playing
Wagner's "Bridal Chorus")

468
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,045
Oh, my God.

469
00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:42,005
Do you, Katrina Valdez,

470
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:45,175
take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?

471
00:20:45,225 --> 00:20:48,344
And I mean really take him.
Think hard, girl.

472
00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,146
(audience murmuring)

473
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,516
- I do.
- WOMAN: Wait, what?

474
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:56,644
- (audience gasping)
- And do you, some guy,

475
00:20:56,694 --> 00:21:00,106
take Kat to be
your lawfully wedded wife?

476
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:01,357
WOMAN:
No! Bastian!

477
00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,609
- MAN: Do it!
- OTHERS: Yeah!

478
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:04,861
(scattered shouts)

479
00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,871
It's on you, bro.

480
00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:14,913
WOMAN:
Say yes!

481
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:16,206
Okay.

482
00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:18,666
- We'll take "okay."
- (scattered shouts)

483
00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:21,586
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,

484
00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:24,089
I now declare you...
(whispers in Spanish)

485
00:21:24,139 --> 00:21:26,049
...husband and wife.

486
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:29,052
(scattered cheers)

487
00:21:29,102 --> 00:21:31,896
(cheering swells)

488
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,977
♪ ♪

489
00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:39,737
(cheering fades)

490
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,752
(cheering)

491
00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:58,873
Kat.

492
00:21:58,923 --> 00:22:00,458
Get the hell away from me.

493
00:22:00,508 --> 00:22:01,918
- Can I just explain...
- I'm serious!

494
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:04,003
- Get her out of here!
- MAN: Clear this area.

495
00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,005
- Everybody out, please.
- MAN 2: What's going on?

496
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,849
What happened?

497
00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:10,602
Baby...

498
00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:14,848
Screw you, Bastian!

499
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,349
BASTIAN:
We got in that fight in Miami,

500
00:22:16,399 --> 00:22:17,434
then you told me to get out.

501
00:22:17,484 --> 00:22:18,518
Oh, so this is all my fault?

502
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,769
It's nothing. It was nothing.

503
00:22:19,819 --> 00:22:21,271
- Get me out of here.
- (speaks Spanish)

504
00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:22,939
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... Whoa, just...
- Wait.

505
00:22:22,989 --> 00:22:25,817
Who the hell do you think
you are, man? Some fan?

506
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,777
No, I'm not a fan. Just...

507
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:29,237
Well, I mean, I am now.

508
00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:30,780
Okay. We're done.
You lot, get your phones down.

509
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,741
- Show's over. Go, go, go.
- (clamoring)

510
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:33,992
Carl, take these two
round the back.

511
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,410
I'll have you send decoys
round the front.

512
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,619
- Listen.
- Just get him out of here!

513
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:38,163
(clamoring)

514
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,581
Hey, move. Move.

515
00:22:39,631 --> 00:22:40,832
Hold him there. Hold him there.

516
00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:41,791
- Terry, I'm-I'm good.
- Whoa, whoa.

517
00:22:41,841 --> 00:22:43,718
(clamoring continues)

518
00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:46,930
(cameras clicking rapidly)

519
00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:50,683
(Kat panting softly)

520
00:23:03,738 --> 00:23:05,907
♪ ♪

521
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,162
That was crazy.

522
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,660
I'm sorry.
I don't know exactly what to say

523
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:20,330
or what just happened,
but I know on some level

524
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,174
you must have really cared
about that guy.

525
00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:26,845
I was marrying him.

526
00:23:27,637 --> 00:23:29,639
Good point.

527
00:23:34,227 --> 00:23:37,313
He's going to age badly.

528
00:23:40,191 --> 00:23:42,352
No, he's not.

529
00:23:42,402 --> 00:23:43,895
Yeah, you're right.

530
00:23:43,945 --> 00:23:46,439
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.

531
00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:48,825
(chuckles)

532
00:23:52,454 --> 00:23:55,039
I'm really sorry about all this.

533
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,586
Me, too.

534
00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:13,099
You gonna be okay?

535
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,895
Jeff will take you home.

536
00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:19,063
Okay. Good night.

537
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,779
(cell phone buzzing)

538
00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:30,567
PARKER (over phone):
Charlie, finally.

539
00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,068
Hey. How's Lou?

540
00:24:32,118 --> 00:24:34,028
She's fine. She's at her mom's.
Where are you?

541
00:24:34,078 --> 00:24:35,905
I'm in a garage.
I'm on my way home.

542
00:24:35,955 --> 00:24:37,741
Hold on. You're saying
you haven't seen it?

543
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,409
(chuckling): Oh, my God.
You are everywhere.

544
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:40,994
Online, on television, on...

545
00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,537
What do you mean "television"?

546
00:24:42,587 --> 00:24:44,247
FALLON (on TV): Did you hear
Kat Valdez got married

547
00:24:44,297 --> 00:24:45,957
to a different stranger
at the concert tonight?

548
00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:47,417
- Do you believe that?
- (audience laughing on TV)

549
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:49,127
On the way home
from the concert tonight,

550
00:24:49,177 --> 00:24:51,296
Kat Valdez also left
the guy from the concert,

551
00:24:51,346 --> 00:24:53,631
then married her Uber driver,
and then...

552
00:24:53,681 --> 00:24:55,133
(audience laughing)

553
00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:57,218
Now he's-he's driving them
to the honeymoon

554
00:24:57,268 --> 00:24:59,429
in Turks and Caicos, where
she will marry the bellboy.

555
00:24:59,479 --> 00:25:02,557
It's very... It's all...
It's all happening...

556
00:25:02,607 --> 00:25:04,642
REPORTER:
Kat Valdez y Bastian...

557
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:07,020
(reporter continues in Spanish)

558
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,813
(sighs)

559
00:25:08,863 --> 00:25:10,824
COLIN:
There you are.

560
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:16,329
You need anything?

561
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:22,410
KAT:
Just...

562
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,879
tell me it didn't happen.

563
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:29,050
Why do I always pick
the wrong guy?

564
00:25:33,012 --> 00:25:35,048
I let everyone down.

565
00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:37,801
- No, no. No, you didn't.
- (Kat sniffling, sobbing)

566
00:25:37,851 --> 00:25:39,761
I can't get out of my own way.

567
00:25:39,811 --> 00:25:41,679
Oh, come here. Come here.

568
00:25:41,729 --> 00:25:43,348
It's all right.

569
00:25:43,398 --> 00:25:45,809
- We'll figure it out.
- (sobbing)

570
00:25:45,859 --> 00:25:47,360
I promise.

571
00:25:48,486 --> 00:25:49,863
I promise.

572
00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:52,565
We'll figure it out.

573
00:25:52,615 --> 00:25:55,777
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.

574
00:25:55,827 --> 00:25:58,905
The bad news is
it was not a joke.

575
00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:00,573
I have two things to say.

576
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,158
First, Kat, we love you...

577
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,410
It's Bastian.

578
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,994
He says he just needs
five minutes.

579
00:26:05,044 --> 00:26:06,704
Hang up and turn that off.

580
00:26:06,754 --> 00:26:08,581
I got to go.

581
00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:10,458
God, he's unbelievable.

582
00:26:10,508 --> 00:26:11,709
What now?

583
00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:13,128
Well, he's going to Puerto Rico.

584
00:26:13,178 --> 00:26:14,921
He says he needs to get
his head together.

585
00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:16,047
(scoffs) Whatever.

586
00:26:16,097 --> 00:26:17,674
(sighs) Kat, he was crying.

587
00:26:17,724 --> 00:26:19,467
Not helping.

588
00:26:19,517 --> 00:26:21,102
(Colin grunts softly)

589
00:26:24,522 --> 00:26:26,391
COLIN:
You all right?

590
00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:27,809
KAT:
No.

591
00:26:27,859 --> 00:26:30,186
Okay, well, I did
a bit of digging last night,

592
00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:32,856
and it turns out, out of 10,000
potential dumpster fires,

593
00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:35,358
you picked a decent,
straight, single father

594
00:26:35,408 --> 00:26:37,485
with no criminal record,
and get this,

595
00:26:37,535 --> 00:26:38,611
he's a maths teacher.

596
00:26:38,661 --> 00:26:39,988
- And that's good?
- It's great.

597
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:41,364
He's not gonna be a problem.

598
00:26:41,414 --> 00:26:42,657
I say we offer $5,000,

599
00:26:42,707 --> 00:26:46,044
get him to sign an NDA
and let it all blow over.

600
00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:49,255
Or...

601
00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:51,925
Or?

602
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,887
Or I could stay married to him.

603
00:26:57,764 --> 00:26:59,424
(laughs)

604
00:26:59,474 --> 00:27:00,850
You're kidding.

605
00:27:01,601 --> 00:27:03,895
You're kidding.

606
00:27:04,687 --> 00:27:05,847
You're not kidding.

607
00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:07,390
Y-You can't. We can't.

608
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,725
It-it's not legal.

609
00:27:08,775 --> 00:27:10,018
We didn't file papers.

610
00:27:10,068 --> 00:27:11,478
So file the papers.

611
00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:12,695
Wha...

612
00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,648
I mean, play the record
through here.

613
00:27:15,698 --> 00:27:17,025
I started something last night,

614
00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:19,611
and if I don't finish it,
I look crazy.

615
00:27:19,661 --> 00:27:21,362
"Er." You'll look crazier.

616
00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:22,614
(Kat exhales)

617
00:27:22,664 --> 00:27:24,407
(whispers):
Namaste.

618
00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:26,576
Yeah, we got to get out
in front of this.

619
00:27:26,626 --> 00:27:29,287
Now, he thinks he can
publicly humiliate me?

620
00:27:29,337 --> 00:27:30,580
Screw him.

621
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:34,125
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.

622
00:27:34,175 --> 00:27:36,252
No, we have to change
the narrative.

623
00:27:36,302 --> 00:27:38,088
All right?
I'm not marrying him forever.

624
00:27:38,138 --> 00:27:41,091
It's just for a month,
a... a few months.

625
00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:42,884
Now, presuming
the man you married

626
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,428
doesn't have
a girlfriend or a life,

627
00:27:45,478 --> 00:27:47,555
and presuming
I can get him to agree,

628
00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:50,517
I'm not sure exactly
what we're telling the world.

629
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:52,444
You don't want to be a joke.

630
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:56,189
I don't want to be
the punch line.

631
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:59,442
We have to embrace
the spontaneity of the moment

632
00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:01,327
and just say...

633
00:28:03,621 --> 00:28:06,166
"Nothing else has worked.

634
00:28:09,335 --> 00:28:11,379
Maybe this will."

635
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,088
You know what they say to do

636
00:28:20,138 --> 00:28:22,048
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?

637
00:28:22,098 --> 00:28:25,226
Close your eyes and pray?

638
00:28:26,728 --> 00:28:29,180
Hit the gas and turn into it.

639
00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,682
Wait, what are you saying?

640
00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,100
Rethink the paradigm.

641
00:28:32,150 --> 00:28:34,102
We're not selling the world
a fairy tale.

642
00:28:34,152 --> 00:28:35,770
We're taking the fairy tale
off the table.

643
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:36,980
That's what you did last night.

644
00:28:37,030 --> 00:28:38,648
- That's what I did?
- Yeah.

645
00:28:38,698 --> 00:28:40,650
Look, I was just trying
to help someone who seemed like

646
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,277
they were in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.

647
00:28:42,327 --> 00:28:43,820
We're calling it
a break from tradition.

648
00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:46,656
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd

649
00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:48,950
and you, my friend, picked her.

650
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,827
I don't even know her.

651
00:28:50,877 --> 00:28:53,329
Kat Valdez is a legend.

652
00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:54,330
Self-made.

653
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,999
She was raised
by a single father

654
00:28:56,049 --> 00:28:58,042
who died before she had
any kind of success.

655
00:28:58,092 --> 00:28:59,794
Now she's a woman north of 35

656
00:28:59,844 --> 00:29:02,088
in a business that marginalizes
women at any age.

657
00:29:02,138 --> 00:29:04,048
People love their artists
to bare their souls,

658
00:29:04,098 --> 00:29:05,759
then vilify them
if they go too far.

659
00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:08,011
Well, I'm not gonna let them
do that to her.

660
00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:10,180
- And I'm asking you to help me.
- How?

661
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:12,891
Stand beside her
for three months.

662
00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:13,975
And what does she think
about this?

663
00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:15,310
It was her idea.

664
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,188
- She had the idea for...
- Yeah.

665
00:29:18,238 --> 00:29:20,356
What if we offered you $10,000?

666
00:29:20,406 --> 00:29:22,692
No, no, no. Wrong approach.

667
00:29:22,742 --> 00:29:24,569
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.

668
00:29:24,619 --> 00:29:25,653
He'll go for that.

669
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,322
(chuckling):
Oh. Hi.

670
00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:29,074
Uh, I'm sorry. Are you two...

671
00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:30,575
Ew, gross. No.

672
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:33,203
Parker Debs, guidance counselor.
Same school.

673
00:29:33,253 --> 00:29:35,747
How about, uh, we host
a fundraiser for your math club?

674
00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,707
Don't answer that. Okay.

675
00:29:37,757 --> 00:29:39,375
What about if it's, like,

676
00:29:39,425 --> 00:29:42,045
instead of three months,
it's six months,

677
00:29:42,095 --> 00:29:44,339
and it could be, like,
a whole math wing?

678
00:29:44,389 --> 00:29:46,883
- (chuckles)
- I'm thinking about the children.

679
00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:48,176
Yeah, this is ridiculous.

680
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:49,719
I don't think
anyone's gonna believe

681
00:29:49,769 --> 00:29:52,055
that she's gonna go
from Bastian to me.

682
00:29:52,105 --> 00:29:53,556
- That's a good point.
- Well, the fact is

683
00:29:53,606 --> 00:29:55,433
that she did go
from Bastian to you.

684
00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:56,684
Counterpoint.

685
00:29:56,734 --> 00:29:58,395
COLIN: We're not pretending
you're in love.

686
00:29:58,445 --> 00:30:00,063
We're just gonna say
that you're getting

687
00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:01,815
to know each other,
and if it goes further,

688
00:30:01,865 --> 00:30:02,941
then great, and if it doesn't...

689
00:30:02,991 --> 00:30:04,526
It won't. Come...

690
00:30:04,576 --> 00:30:07,070
- Not with that attitude.
- Well, then it doesn't have to.

691
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,739
This is about this moment.

692
00:30:09,789 --> 00:30:13,243
Managing the media frenzy
until things die down.

693
00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:14,828
I have a daughter.

694
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:17,747
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.

695
00:30:17,797 --> 00:30:19,874
I can assure you,
we won't impinge

696
00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:22,293
on your life whatsoever.

697
00:30:22,343 --> 00:30:23,795
- (clamoring)
- How does it feel to not be a nobody?

698
00:30:23,845 --> 00:30:25,713
How do you feel about her
being so much hotter

699
00:30:25,763 --> 00:30:27,757
- than you, Charlie?
- Hey, Charlie! Right here!

700
00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:29,008
Hey, Charlie, are you gonna
go through with this?

701
00:30:29,058 --> 00:30:30,093
Where's the honeymoon?

702
00:30:30,143 --> 00:30:31,803
Did you get a good look at him?

703
00:30:31,853 --> 00:30:33,430
Yeah. He's cute.

704
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,514
What?

705
00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:36,558
- He's fine.
- COLIN: Hey.

706
00:30:36,608 --> 00:30:39,185
Charlie, come in.

707
00:30:39,235 --> 00:30:41,020
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.

708
00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:42,939
Come over, guys.

709
00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:44,899
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.

710
00:30:44,949 --> 00:30:46,693
- Hi. Oh.
- How are you? Oh.

711
00:30:46,743 --> 00:30:48,111
(Charlie chuckles)

712
00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,488
- Okay. (laughs)
- I'm Parker.

713
00:30:50,538 --> 00:30:52,991
I'm... I am the one who brought
Charlie to the concert,

714
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,451
- so I'm-I'm...
- CHARLIE: Yep.

715
00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:55,702
Basically,
I guess I'm responsible

716
00:30:55,752 --> 00:30:57,078
- for this whole thing.
- (laughter)

717
00:30:57,128 --> 00:30:58,621
Hi, Parker.

718
00:30:58,671 --> 00:30:59,873
Hey, Kat.

719
00:30:59,923 --> 00:31:00,874
Hi.

720
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,459
Would you do me a favor,

721
00:31:02,509 --> 00:31:04,419
uh, just two seconds,
and just say,

722
00:31:04,469 --> 00:31:05,795
- "Roxy, you really blew it"?
- CHARLIE: Oh. Oh.

723
00:31:05,845 --> 00:31:08,548
Today Showis a go
at 10:00 on Tuesday.

724
00:31:08,598 --> 00:31:10,133
- (whispers): Sorry.
- MELISSA: They want, uh, um...

725
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:11,509
Um, Charlie.

726
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:14,596
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.

727
00:31:14,646 --> 00:31:16,473
- Kat.
- Excuse me one second.

728
00:31:16,523 --> 00:31:18,099
- I just have to take a call.
- Okay.

729
00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:19,768
- Bye, Kat.
- WOMAN: Everything's set up...

730
00:31:19,818 --> 00:31:22,020
- She's like a real person.
- All right, so what's going on?

731
00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:23,646
Uh, we're booking interviews
all week.

732
00:31:23,696 --> 00:31:25,273
Uh-huh.
I thought that's what today was.

733
00:31:25,323 --> 00:31:26,649
No, no. Today's more of
a press conference.

734
00:31:26,699 --> 00:31:28,151
But throughout
the next few weeks,

735
00:31:28,201 --> 00:31:29,694
we're gonna have
some sit-downs and B roll

736
00:31:29,744 --> 00:31:31,404
and news outlets following us,
charting the progress

737
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,114
as you two
get to know each other.

738
00:31:33,164 --> 00:31:34,282
It's all in your email.

739
00:31:34,332 --> 00:31:35,992
I don't check my emails a lot.

740
00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:38,336
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?

741
00:31:39,129 --> 00:31:40,663
Easy. I can't do anything

742
00:31:40,713 --> 00:31:42,999
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,

743
00:31:43,049 --> 00:31:44,626
and I have math club
after school,

744
00:31:44,676 --> 00:31:46,503
and three days a week,
I have my kid.

745
00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:48,379
- Beyond that, I'm pretty much available.
- (groans)

746
00:31:48,429 --> 00:31:50,840
- So, sorry...
- Melissa.

747
00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,926
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move The Today Show.

748
00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:54,052
What? Excuse me?

749
00:31:54,102 --> 00:31:55,386
We don't move The Today Show.

750
00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,806
We move for The Today Show.

751
00:31:57,856 --> 00:31:59,182
He's gonna have to
shift his schedule.

752
00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:00,308
Okay, I'll-I'll handle it.

753
00:32:00,358 --> 00:32:02,185
Okay, I can handle my own life.

754
00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:03,686
I can help him handle it.

755
00:32:03,736 --> 00:32:06,356
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you
be posting Vitamix?

756
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,108
That's Tyra's job.

757
00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,901
Oh. Right.

758
00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:11,611
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you guys,

759
00:32:11,661 --> 00:32:13,530
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.

760
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,116
I also love to have fresh juice.

761
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,493
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.

762
00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:21,871
I take my fresh greens,
mix and go.

763
00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:23,581
Okay, look, I hate
to interrupt an artist

764
00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:25,458
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw

765
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,335
a hard line
when it comes to the students

766
00:32:27,385 --> 00:32:29,212
- and the schedule, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

767
00:32:29,262 --> 00:32:31,214
You're a little shiny.

768
00:32:31,264 --> 00:32:33,591
MELISSA:
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.

769
00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:34,717
(camera clicks)

770
00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,177
I don't feel comfortable.

771
00:32:36,227 --> 00:32:38,471
- I really don't feel like this is my world.
- It's natural.

772
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,390
It just feels like
everyone walking around

773
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,725
is, like, a sycophant.

774
00:32:41,775 --> 00:32:44,060
Everything in her life
is sponsored.

775
00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:46,938
- I know, but don't ruin this for me.
- No, but listen to me.

776
00:32:46,988 --> 00:32:48,898
- I...
- COLIN: Hey.

777
00:32:48,948 --> 00:32:50,734
- How we doing?
- I'm sorry.

778
00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:52,819
I don't... I don't think
it's gonna work out.

779
00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:53,987
It's just perspective.

780
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:55,613
No, it's not just perspective.

781
00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:57,741
You see her as some pop star
with endorsement deals,

782
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,117
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,

783
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:00,618
but that's not the full...

784
00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,454
Well, I mean, is a selfie
ever meaningful? I mean...

785
00:33:02,504 --> 00:33:03,580
Look up.

786
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,248
Look, I-I don't mean
to be negative,

787
00:33:05,298 --> 00:33:07,500
but I'm not
a big social media person.

788
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,502
I feel it's kind of
a distorted reality.

789
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,588
I'm so glad I came
to your TED Talk.

790
00:33:11,638 --> 00:33:13,923
No, come on. I see it
all the time in my students.

791
00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,842
- It's... (sighs)
- MELISSA: Kat's ready to walk.

792
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:17,260
Okay, she's ready.

793
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:18,636
COLIN: Social media
can also reach people.

794
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:20,513
- No, I know. Yeah.
- It can be a tool.

795
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,515
You know what a tool is,
though, right, Charlie?

796
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,151
- Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
- PARKER: Burn.

797
00:33:26,903 --> 00:33:28,438
I know this is a lot.

798
00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:30,440
Just go out there
and be yourself.

799
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,400
Myself probably wouldn't
be here, but...

800
00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:34,319
Listen, if you don't
want to do this...

801
00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:37,572
Uh, what, then I leave?

802
00:33:37,622 --> 00:33:39,157
I thought you said
he was into this.

803
00:33:39,207 --> 00:33:41,159
- COLIN: He is.
- He can hear you.

804
00:33:41,209 --> 00:33:42,285
COLIN:
Ladies and gentlemen,

805
00:33:42,335 --> 00:33:44,370
Kat Valdez and her new husband,

806
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,663
Charlie Gilbert.

807
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:47,882
- (applause)
- (cameras clicking)

808
00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,296
REPORTER:
So, you think it's romantic

809
00:33:53,346 --> 00:33:54,631
marrying a complete stranger?

810
00:33:54,681 --> 00:33:58,259
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.

811
00:33:58,309 --> 00:34:00,303
But, hey, look where
my plans got me.

812
00:34:00,353 --> 00:34:01,387
(laughter)

813
00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:02,680
So, you just

814
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,474
threw caution to the wind
and thought...

815
00:34:04,524 --> 00:34:06,726
I didn't think, actually.

816
00:34:06,776 --> 00:34:07,811
It was a moment.

817
00:34:07,861 --> 00:34:09,479
You're banking a lifetime
on a moment?

818
00:34:09,529 --> 00:34:11,606
No, I'm banking
a moment on a moment.

819
00:34:11,656 --> 00:34:14,567
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.

820
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:15,985
You know nothing
about each other.

821
00:34:16,035 --> 00:34:17,487
Did you think twice?

822
00:34:17,537 --> 00:34:18,571
Charlie?

823
00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,448
Mm, people meet randomly
all the time.

824
00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:22,325
At a... at a bar or...

825
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,868
Online.

826
00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:25,537
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.

827
00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:27,372
- (laughing)
- CHARLIE: Uh...

828
00:34:27,422 --> 00:34:29,499
I mean, why is this any crazier?

829
00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:32,218
To state the obvious,
you got married.

830
00:34:34,262 --> 00:34:36,548
Yeah, and...

831
00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:39,342
Now we get to know each other.

832
00:34:39,392 --> 00:34:42,095
- But not as man and wife?
- KAT: Uh, no.

833
00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:43,847
That would be nuts. (chuckles)

834
00:34:43,897 --> 00:34:45,223
Just for her.

835
00:34:45,273 --> 00:34:47,851
For me, it would be
pretty amazing.

836
00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:49,394
(laughter)

837
00:34:49,444 --> 00:34:51,187
Last night,
I held up a friend's sign

838
00:34:51,237 --> 00:34:53,481
asking a woman to marry me,

839
00:34:53,531 --> 00:34:57,869
and she said yes,
and I did, and...

840
00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:00,947
...you know, I did it not,

841
00:35:00,997 --> 00:35:02,782
you know,
because she was beautiful...

842
00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,784
- well, maybe a little...
- (laughter)

843
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:07,412
...um, but it just seemed like,

844
00:35:07,462 --> 00:35:09,539
in the moment,
the right thing to do.

845
00:35:09,589 --> 00:35:13,635
So, what, you just saw
each other and said yes?

846
00:35:15,845 --> 00:35:17,380
BOTH:
Yes.

847
00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,174
(both laugh)

848
00:35:19,224 --> 00:35:21,309
And that doesn't seem frivolous?

849
00:35:22,602 --> 00:35:25,430
Historically,
marriage was transactional.

850
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,016
It was about
expanding your empire,

851
00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:30,894
and a woman's value
was based on what she brought.

852
00:35:30,944 --> 00:35:33,772
Like, "You give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."

853
00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:35,607
(reporters scoffing, murmuring)

854
00:35:35,657 --> 00:35:37,067
CHARLIE:
It's terrible. I know.

855
00:35:37,117 --> 00:35:39,110
That's... Uh, you know,
I didn't come up with it.

856
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,781
But it really was
a business deal,

857
00:35:42,831 --> 00:35:45,200
and it wasn't designed
to be about love,

858
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:49,245
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.

859
00:35:49,295 --> 00:35:51,748
REPORTER: This is your second
marriage, right, Charlie?

860
00:35:51,798 --> 00:35:53,508
You wouldn't want to fail again.

861
00:35:56,136 --> 00:35:57,670
(chuckles softly)

862
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,798
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, Bill.

863
00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:02,133
You should know that
from your time at CNBC.

864
00:36:02,183 --> 00:36:03,593
(laughter)

865
00:36:03,643 --> 00:36:06,721
Listen, what we did was crazy...

866
00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:08,765
we know that... but, you know,

867
00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:11,768
it was just truly
a leap of faith.

868
00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:15,105
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.

869
00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:17,816
I mean, why do we have to wait
for men to propose?

870
00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:20,402
Why is everything on his terms?

871
00:36:20,452 --> 00:36:23,071
No, I think it is time
to shake things up.

872
00:36:23,121 --> 00:36:24,948
How about this? We pick the guy,

873
00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:28,451
we keep our name and let him
earn the right to stay.

874
00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:31,838
(cheering and applause)

875
00:36:34,841 --> 00:36:36,751
- COLIN: That was terrific.
- (Kat chuckling)

876
00:36:36,801 --> 00:36:38,336
No, no, seriously.
Oh, and listen.

877
00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:39,629
Don't worry about Tuesday.

878
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:40,964
We'll adjust our schedule
around yours.

879
00:36:41,014 --> 00:36:42,507
- It'll be fine.
- Thanks. I appreciate it.

880
00:36:42,557 --> 00:36:43,842
- No, of course.
- KAT: We'll try not to

881
00:36:43,892 --> 00:36:45,552
turn your life
upside down too much.

882
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:47,554
I think it might be
a little too late for that.

883
00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:49,305
I mean, do you ever
get used to this?

884
00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:53,977
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?

885
00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:55,979
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.

886
00:36:56,029 --> 00:36:59,866
Other days, you feel like...
a panda in a zoo.

887
00:37:01,242 --> 00:37:03,319
You should know that up front.

888
00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:04,529
Got it.

889
00:37:04,579 --> 00:37:05,780
Where you off to now?

890
00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:08,324
Oh, London, for a meeting.

891
00:37:08,374 --> 00:37:10,827
And I'm off to Flatbush
for a dog,

892
00:37:10,877 --> 00:37:13,797
which pretty much sums it up.

893
00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:17,041
I'll see you
at the next photo op?

894
00:37:17,091 --> 00:37:19,502
- Okay.
- (engine starts)

895
00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:21,463
Don't forget to check
your schedule.

896
00:37:21,513 --> 00:37:23,339
I got it.

897
00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:26,009
OMG.
He can't even text with that.

898
00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:28,261
OMG. Yes, he can.

899
00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:29,896
(whispers):
But very slowly.

900
00:37:40,073 --> 00:37:41,357
Ay, ay, ay.

901
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:42,942
PARKER:
You did not look nervous,

902
00:37:42,992 --> 00:37:44,652
and you know what,
you kind of have

903
00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,071
offbeat good looks
for someone...

904
00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:47,864
- Offbeat?
- PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez!

905
00:37:47,914 --> 00:37:49,365
- Charlie, over here!
- CHARLIE: What are they doing here?

906
00:37:49,415 --> 00:37:50,867
Relax. We're famous now.

907
00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,744
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Is this a throuple?

908
00:37:52,794 --> 00:37:54,537
Where's your wife?!
Why don't you live with her?!

909
00:37:54,587 --> 00:37:55,914
Why are you yelling at me?

910
00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:57,540
- I'm standing right here.
- Come on, Charlie.

911
00:37:57,590 --> 00:37:58,875
- I'm gonna go inside.
- What are you doing?

912
00:37:58,925 --> 00:38:00,168
- PARKER: Just, um...
- Are you now Mr. Valdez?

913
00:38:00,218 --> 00:38:01,503
Are you in the doghouse? Huh?

914
00:38:01,553 --> 00:38:03,546
(grunting):
Gonna be a short walk.

915
00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,965
Go inside. I'll deal with this.

916
00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:07,675
PHOTOGRAPHER:
You been kicked out already?

917
00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:10,220
The dog can't shit
if people are watching.

918
00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:13,431
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,

919
00:38:13,481 --> 00:38:16,651
so if you're feeling lucky...

920
00:38:17,819 --> 00:38:19,896
I'm busy, too, by the way.

921
00:38:19,946 --> 00:38:22,157
(cheering, excited chatter)

922
00:38:24,409 --> 00:38:26,619
♪ ♪

923
00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:29,614
BASTIAN (on video):
What's your name, baby?

924
00:38:29,664 --> 00:38:32,200
- WOMAN (on video): Janice.
- BASTIAN: Janice.

925
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,669
You look so sexy tonight.

926
00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:44,838
KAT:
I don't know about you guys,

927
00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:47,382
but when I get up in
the morning, I like to meditate.

928
00:38:47,432 --> 00:38:48,925
I also love to have fresh juice.

929
00:38:48,975 --> 00:38:50,802
So I like to juice daily
with my Vitamix.

930
00:38:50,852 --> 00:38:52,804
Could we get a Vitamix?

931
00:38:52,854 --> 00:38:54,597
I'd like to juice daily.

932
00:38:54,647 --> 00:38:55,807
Come on. Put that down.

933
00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:57,475
No electronics at dinner.

934
00:38:57,525 --> 00:38:58,977
What do you call that?

935
00:38:59,027 --> 00:39:00,979
I call that
a nature documentary,

936
00:39:01,029 --> 00:39:03,940
so we can travel while we eat.

937
00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:05,950
Put it down.

938
00:39:07,327 --> 00:39:10,447
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?

939
00:39:10,497 --> 00:39:12,073
No, Lou. Come on.

940
00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:15,118
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.

941
00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:16,619
Says my 12-year-old?

942
00:39:16,669 --> 00:39:18,413
It's true.
I mean, you never just, like,

943
00:39:18,463 --> 00:39:20,039
do things without planning them.

944
00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:21,416
I think it's cool.

945
00:39:21,466 --> 00:39:22,959
I really want to meet her.

946
00:39:23,009 --> 00:39:24,961
I mean, Parker says she's nice

947
00:39:25,011 --> 00:39:27,839
and smart and next-level hot.

948
00:39:27,889 --> 00:39:29,799
She is nice.
She is... She's an attract...

949
00:39:29,849 --> 00:39:31,384
Here, let me get this.

950
00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,345
Dad, she just hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.

951
00:39:34,395 --> 00:39:35,847
Okay. I'm not impressed.

952
00:39:35,897 --> 00:39:38,349
Talk to me when she gets
to 90 million, okay?

953
00:39:38,399 --> 00:39:40,143
Lou, it's not real.

954
00:39:40,193 --> 00:39:41,728
It's all a facade.

955
00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:43,480
You know, they had me
wearing makeup.

956
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:45,356
You wear makeup now?

957
00:39:45,406 --> 00:39:47,400
Wore once. Never again.

958
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,779
Well, you never say never,
but I don't plan on it

959
00:39:50,829 --> 00:39:53,198
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.

960
00:39:53,248 --> 00:39:56,034
And you're saying the whole time
I can't meet her?

961
00:39:56,084 --> 00:39:57,660
I don't think
Mom would want that.

962
00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,496
Actually, Mom wants
to meet her, too.

963
00:39:59,546 --> 00:40:02,957
Oh, perfect. Lou, you know
that we're not really together.

964
00:40:03,007 --> 00:40:06,052
Her manager stages things. Look.

965
00:40:06,928 --> 00:40:09,005
- You have an iPhone?
- Yeah.

966
00:40:09,055 --> 00:40:10,673
I mean, it's-it's just
for scheduling.

967
00:40:10,723 --> 00:40:12,300
They're making me use it.

968
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,802
- Huh.
- Yeah, bowling,

969
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,553
and then we're gonna do
a photo shoot, so...

970
00:40:15,603 --> 00:40:19,516
Uh-huh. But do you guys,
like, talk ever?

971
00:40:19,566 --> 00:40:22,102
It's just publicity.
It's not real.

972
00:40:22,152 --> 00:40:24,070
Hmm.

973
00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:27,023
Yeah! Come on!

974
00:40:27,073 --> 00:40:28,733
Okay, your turn.

975
00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,151
Don't be nervous.
It's just, uh...

976
00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:31,861
It's not a competition.
Just having fun.

977
00:40:31,911 --> 00:40:33,446
Uh, okay, no. I'm guessing

978
00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:35,615
from the way you're holding
that that you haven't done

979
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,909
- too much bowling.
- Uh, what do I do?

980
00:40:37,959 --> 00:40:39,869
Well, you... you're gonna want
to put your fingers

981
00:40:39,919 --> 00:40:41,329
- in the holes there.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

982
00:40:41,379 --> 00:40:43,039
This one, yeah.
Get your thumb in that one.

983
00:40:43,089 --> 00:40:44,874
- There? That one? Okay.
- Yep. And then take

984
00:40:44,924 --> 00:40:47,210
three steps kind of...
you want to land on your left,

985
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:49,304
and don't be afraid
to use those little...

986
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,011
A strike is better
than a spare, right?

987
00:40:57,061 --> 00:40:58,888
- That is not your first time bowling.
- (laughing)

988
00:40:58,938 --> 00:41:00,682
Yes! Did you get that?

989
00:41:00,732 --> 00:41:03,393
- Come on! The old rope-a-dope.
- Yes!

990
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:05,103
MELISSA:
Oh, my God.

991
00:41:05,153 --> 00:41:08,064
I wish I put money on this,
because people are loving it.

992
00:41:08,114 --> 00:41:09,816
- What people?
- Oh, well, this is

993
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:12,235
an Instagram live feed,
and 237,000 people

994
00:41:12,285 --> 00:41:14,195
are like, "Why is he
such a boring nerd?"

995
00:41:14,245 --> 00:41:16,448
- Mel.
- What? Their words, not mine.

996
00:41:16,498 --> 00:41:17,574
Get off the live, Mel.

997
00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:18,825
All right.

998
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,118
So, we just need
a little bit more

999
00:41:20,168 --> 00:41:21,619
B roll for The Today Show.

1000
00:41:21,669 --> 00:41:24,539
Well, I've-I've got to
get home to Tank.

1001
00:41:24,589 --> 00:41:25,999
- Is Tank his daughter?
- Stop.

1002
00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:27,709
- COLIN: Okay.
- You have to go?

1003
00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:29,878
Yeah, if you guys
are done with me.

1004
00:41:29,928 --> 00:41:32,630
Mm-hmm. We're going to a party.

1005
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,799
You go.

1006
00:41:34,849 --> 00:41:36,851
Where's home?

1007
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:43,933
KAT:
Wow. Cool.

1008
00:41:43,983 --> 00:41:46,311
CHARLIE:
Thanks.

1009
00:41:46,361 --> 00:41:49,064
Yeah, it's a, um...

1010
00:41:49,114 --> 00:41:51,566
Kat, meet dog. (chuckling)

1011
00:41:51,616 --> 00:41:53,526
Wow, I never heard
that one before.

1012
00:41:53,576 --> 00:41:56,654
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.

1013
00:41:56,704 --> 00:41:59,616
(laughing):
You are so lucky

1014
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,451
that Mel didn't
hear you say that.

1015
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:02,952
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.

1016
00:42:03,002 --> 00:42:05,288
I feel like you're never alone.

1017
00:42:05,338 --> 00:42:06,790
What? I'm alone now.

1018
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,793
Well, I mean, yeah,
other than Kofi.

1019
00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:11,586
KAT:
Just ignore him.

1020
00:42:11,636 --> 00:42:14,339
CHARLIE:
Is everything you do filmed?

1021
00:42:14,389 --> 00:42:16,341
- KAT: Banked.
- Banked?

1022
00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:18,009
For my channel.

1023
00:42:18,059 --> 00:42:20,353
Just little mini episodes
of life.

1024
00:42:22,522 --> 00:42:25,859
Uh, can-can we skip an episode?

1025
00:42:28,695 --> 00:42:29,896
Want me to go?

1026
00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:31,648
KAT:
Yeah, you can go.

1027
00:42:31,698 --> 00:42:32,941
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.

1028
00:42:32,991 --> 00:42:34,609
- I'll see you. Yeah.
- Happy?

1029
00:42:34,659 --> 00:42:35,860
Relieved.

1030
00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:37,821
(door closes)

1031
00:42:37,871 --> 00:42:38,988
KAT:
Is this your daughter?

1032
00:42:39,038 --> 00:42:39,989
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
- She's cute.

1033
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:42,325
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.

1034
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,662
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase

1035
00:42:45,712 --> 00:42:47,997
where she's still my baby girl

1036
00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:51,042
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.

1037
00:42:51,092 --> 00:42:53,044
And you can forget
about getting hugs,

1038
00:42:53,094 --> 00:42:55,463
'cause it's not
happening anymore,

1039
00:42:55,513 --> 00:43:00,176
which kind of breaks my heart,
but that's the way it goes.

1040
00:43:00,226 --> 00:43:02,729
What happened with her mom?

1041
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,181
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...

1042
00:43:05,231 --> 00:43:06,433
You know,
it's none of my business.

1043
00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:07,934
You don't have to tell me.
(chuckles)

1044
00:43:07,984 --> 00:43:11,020
No, no, it's okay. Um...

1045
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,773
We were married, and
we actually had a good marriage.

1046
00:43:13,823 --> 00:43:15,191
You know, then,

1047
00:43:15,241 --> 00:43:17,068
I don't know, all of a sudden,
I got the feeling

1048
00:43:17,118 --> 00:43:19,320
she didn't want it
or she didn't want me anymore,

1049
00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:21,531
and I had nothing to do
but let her go.

1050
00:43:21,581 --> 00:43:24,451
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,

1051
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:28,371
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...

1052
00:43:28,421 --> 00:43:30,540
That means 52% work.

1053
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:32,967
- Ah, an optimist.
- (laughs)

1054
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,462
- This is so cool. Can I?
- Yeah.

1055
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,840
And then I think when you get
up to, like, second and third,

1056
00:43:38,890 --> 00:43:41,134
then it jumps up to, like,
67% failure rate.

1057
00:43:41,184 --> 00:43:44,053
Even if it's one in a billion,
what does it matter?

1058
00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:46,681
It's worth a shot.

1059
00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:48,391
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1060
00:43:48,441 --> 00:43:49,726
I believe in marriage.

1061
00:43:49,776 --> 00:43:51,061
Jesus, still?

1062
00:43:51,111 --> 00:43:53,354
Haven't you been married
like six times?

1063
00:43:53,404 --> 00:43:54,856
Three times.

1064
00:43:54,906 --> 00:43:57,275
Not including this.
This is four.

1065
00:43:57,325 --> 00:43:59,903
But the first time
was only 48 hours, so...

1066
00:43:59,953 --> 00:44:01,446
doesn't count.

1067
00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:03,698
But still, do you ever
feel like just kind of,

1068
00:44:03,748 --> 00:44:06,785
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."

1069
00:44:06,835 --> 00:44:08,578
No, it's like math.

1070
00:44:08,628 --> 00:44:12,132
When you get a problem wrong,
you just don't give up on it.

1071
00:44:13,341 --> 00:44:15,168
You keep trying
till you get it right.

1072
00:44:15,218 --> 00:44:17,003
CHARLIE:
And what about you and Bastian?

1073
00:44:17,053 --> 00:44:19,005
How long were you guys together?

1074
00:44:19,055 --> 00:44:20,965
Mm, year and a half.

1075
00:44:21,015 --> 00:44:23,259
I'd just split
from my second husband.

1076
00:44:23,309 --> 00:44:25,386
He was a music producer
who did, uh,

1077
00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:28,723
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.

1078
00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:30,600
- (inhales sharply)
- That's not the worst part.

1079
00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:33,520
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.

1080
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,939
- (chuckles)
- Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.

1081
00:44:35,989 --> 00:44:38,032
- Right.
- (Tank grumbles)

1082
00:44:41,286 --> 00:44:44,406
Sorry. Yeah, it's just
a little power nap.

1083
00:44:44,456 --> 00:44:45,949
Pacing himself.

1084
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:47,450
- Mm.
- (Charlie chuckles)

1085
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,120
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.

1086
00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:52,497
- Okay.
- But you were saying?

1087
00:44:52,547 --> 00:44:54,165
Well, this business,
those type of guys,

1088
00:44:54,215 --> 00:44:55,917
they build you up
to break you down.

1089
00:44:55,967 --> 00:44:57,460
But you were
already famous, so...

1090
00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:59,295
It's not about fame.

1091
00:44:59,345 --> 00:45:03,049
You know,
it's about credibility.

1092
00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:05,468
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.

1093
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:08,304
They never gave it to me.

1094
00:45:08,354 --> 00:45:12,025
You know I've never been
nominated for anything?

1095
00:45:12,817 --> 00:45:15,103
And then I met Bastian.

1096
00:45:15,153 --> 00:45:18,531
And he... and he gave me this.

1097
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:23,361
"Sing." What does that mean?

1098
00:45:23,411 --> 00:45:26,372
It means "don't let them win."

1099
00:45:30,752 --> 00:45:32,495
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.

1100
00:45:32,545 --> 00:45:34,497
If they were, it would
make it so much easier.

1101
00:45:34,547 --> 00:45:38,593
But cheating on you with
your assistant is pretty bad.

1102
00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:45,099
(grunting):
Okay.

1103
00:45:49,604 --> 00:45:51,523
Zoo mates.

1104
00:45:52,899 --> 00:45:55,026
Zoo mates.

1105
00:45:56,986 --> 00:45:59,439
See, we're not
so different, Charlie.

1106
00:45:59,489 --> 00:46:01,024
KAT:
♪ You know I tried so long ♪

1107
00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:02,567
Come on. Come on!
It's not a big...

1108
00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:05,528
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong ♪

1109
00:46:05,578 --> 00:46:09,240
♪ I swear I must've spent
a thousand nights ♪

1110
00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:13,036
♪ Lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight ♪

1111
00:46:13,086 --> 00:46:15,797
♪ Until I realized ♪

1112
00:46:16,589 --> 00:46:19,042
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪

1113
00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:21,377
COLIN: The Marciano brothers
and Kat Valdez

1114
00:46:21,427 --> 00:46:23,838
are telling the world
there's no age limit.

1115
00:46:23,888 --> 00:46:25,882
- Is that right?
- Guess so.

1116
00:46:25,932 --> 00:46:27,392
(chuckling)

1117
00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:31,187
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪

1118
00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:34,224
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life ♪

1119
00:46:34,274 --> 00:46:35,975
♪ I was just
waiting for you... ♪

1120
00:46:36,025 --> 00:46:37,560
Think we've got
everything we need.

1121
00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,813
We'll post to our socials,
so... you're all set.

1122
00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,356
(sighs):
All right.

1123
00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:44,901
Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?

1124
00:46:44,951 --> 00:46:46,486
Oh, yeah.

1125
00:46:46,536 --> 00:46:47,862
Yeah, of course.

1126
00:46:47,912 --> 00:46:49,781
Make yourself at home.

1127
00:46:49,831 --> 00:46:52,992
♪ I can't tell you now ♪

1128
00:46:53,042 --> 00:46:56,913
♪ I don't know why,
don't know why ♪

1129
00:46:56,963 --> 00:47:01,251
♪ And now I'll pick myself up ♪

1130
00:47:01,301 --> 00:47:04,295
♪ One more time, one more time ♪

1131
00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:06,923
♪ You know I tried so long ♪

1132
00:47:06,973 --> 00:47:10,760
♪ Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong... ♪

1133
00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:12,303
- Bye.
- Bye.

1134
00:47:12,353 --> 00:47:15,098
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.

1135
00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:17,100
How you doing?

1136
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,685
♪ Hold me tight ♪

1137
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:21,446
♪ Until I realized ♪

1138
00:47:22,322 --> 00:47:24,524
♪ I am the love of,
the love of my life... ♪

1139
00:47:24,574 --> 00:47:27,736
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.

1140
00:47:27,786 --> 00:47:29,195
- Charlie!
- No.

1141
00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:31,531
No, that was
a stool softener for Tank.

1142
00:47:31,581 --> 00:47:33,783
♪ I ain't got nobody else
on my mind... ♪

1143
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,078
REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her
new husband, Charlie Gilbert.

1144
00:47:37,128 --> 00:47:39,289
- Wh-What do I do?
- Just stand and smile.

1145
00:47:39,339 --> 00:47:40,749
- Charlie! Charlie!
- (clamoring)

1146
00:47:40,799 --> 00:47:43,501
- Oh, my God, it's Bastian!
- Bastian! - Bastian!

1147
00:47:43,551 --> 00:47:46,087
Bastian, Bastian, Bastian!
Over here! Over here!

1148
00:47:46,137 --> 00:47:47,589
(clamoring continues)

1149
00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:49,424
Guys, this way. How about
the three of you together?

1150
00:47:49,474 --> 00:47:51,384
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?

1151
00:47:51,434 --> 00:47:53,686
No feelings at all. (chuckles)

1152
00:47:54,687 --> 00:47:55,972
Mm, mamacita.

1153
00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:57,273
PHOTOGRAPHER: Bastian,
one with the three of you.

1154
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,398
PHOTOGRAPHER:
What did he say to you?

1155
00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:06,816
Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way!

1156
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:08,985
- What did he say, Charlie?
- Look, Bastian! Bastian!

1157
00:48:09,035 --> 00:48:11,196
- Thank you, guys.
- (clamoring continues)

1158
00:48:11,246 --> 00:48:13,740
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but he said,

1159
00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,992
"You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.

1160
00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:17,660
"I'm such an idiot.

1161
00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:20,213
And why did I get
that neck tattoo?"

1162
00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:23,591
You okay?

1163
00:48:25,009 --> 00:48:26,753
I'm good.

1164
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,055
(jet engine whooshing)

1165
00:48:30,014 --> 00:48:31,382
CHARLIE:
Now, where are you?

1166
00:48:31,432 --> 00:48:33,676
KAT:
Paris, for a show.

1167
00:48:33,726 --> 00:48:34,886
CHARLIE:
Ah.

1168
00:48:34,936 --> 00:48:36,513
- Paris!
- CHARLIE: Is it weird having

1169
00:48:36,563 --> 00:48:38,348
everyone in the world
know who you are?

1170
00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:40,016
KAT:
No, what's weird is that

1171
00:48:40,066 --> 00:48:42,143
everyone in the world thinks
they know who I am.

1172
00:48:42,193 --> 00:48:44,020
CHARLIE:
Yeah, I bet.

1173
00:48:44,070 --> 00:48:45,980
And you're headed home
after that?

1174
00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:47,524
KAT:
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,

1175
00:48:47,574 --> 00:48:49,651
but then I have
that private in Japan.

1176
00:48:49,701 --> 00:48:51,194
Wh-What's a private?

1177
00:48:51,244 --> 00:48:53,696
KAT: I get paid a fortune
to sing songs

1178
00:48:53,746 --> 00:48:56,157
to like ten
insanely rich people.

1179
00:48:56,207 --> 00:48:57,659
CHARLIE:
Do you think maybe they'd want

1180
00:48:57,709 --> 00:48:59,577
to watch someone do
some math problems?

1181
00:48:59,627 --> 00:49:01,329
- (class cheering)
- (Kat chuckling)

1182
00:49:01,379 --> 00:49:02,872
- KAT: I'll ask.
- CHARLIE: All right, well,

1183
00:49:02,922 --> 00:49:06,292
I'll let you go,
but call me if you're lonely.

1184
00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:08,711
(ringtone playing)

1185
00:49:08,761 --> 00:49:10,255
Hello?

1186
00:49:10,305 --> 00:49:13,049
- KAT: I'm lonely.
- (laughing)

1187
00:49:13,099 --> 00:49:16,010
It's been like 13 seconds.

1188
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:18,263
Are you brushing your teeth?

1189
00:49:18,313 --> 00:49:20,306
- Yes.
- Are you going to bed?

1190
00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:23,059
It-it's like 8:00 p.m. there.

1191
00:49:23,109 --> 00:49:25,562
Um, maybe.

1192
00:49:25,612 --> 00:49:27,230
- Wow.
- Well, I'm gonna read.

1193
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,566
I'm not gonna go right to bed.

1194
00:49:29,616 --> 00:49:31,276
How's Lou?

1195
00:49:31,326 --> 00:49:32,652
She's really good.

1196
00:49:32,702 --> 00:49:34,738
She finally agreed
to join the math club,

1197
00:49:34,788 --> 00:49:37,574
which makes me happy
'cause she's phenomenal at math

1198
00:49:37,624 --> 00:49:39,284
even though
she doesn't want to be.

1199
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,202
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.

1200
00:49:41,252 --> 00:49:42,370
That's for certain.

1201
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:43,747
But it's not really that.

1202
00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:45,915
It's-it's more that
she's afraid, and,

1203
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,501
you know, she almost won
the Mathalon when she was 11.

1204
00:49:48,551 --> 00:49:50,712
- The Mathalon?
- Yeah, the Mathalon.

1205
00:49:50,762 --> 00:49:52,547
It's kind of like
the Grammys for math,

1206
00:49:52,597 --> 00:49:54,716
except there's like
four people in the audience.

1207
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:57,719
- Ah.
- She kind of froze in the finals,

1208
00:49:57,769 --> 00:50:01,181
and then some kids
made fun of her and...

1209
00:50:01,231 --> 00:50:03,016
I just want her
to find her place.

1210
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:05,268
Just give her a minute.

1211
00:50:05,318 --> 00:50:07,270
Yeah, definitely.

1212
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,981
Okay, well, I'm glad
you were lonely.

1213
00:50:10,031 --> 00:50:11,649
(chuckling)

1214
00:50:11,699 --> 00:50:14,027
I guess I'll let you
get to bed now.

1215
00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:16,029
- (laughs) Okay.
- Bye.

1216
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:17,781
So long. Adios.

1217
00:50:17,831 --> 00:50:19,657
(laughs) Bye.

1218
00:50:19,707 --> 00:50:20,917
See you.

1219
00:50:28,133 --> 00:50:30,085
(sighs):
Yeah.

1220
00:50:30,135 --> 00:50:32,087
(kids chattering)

1221
00:50:32,137 --> 00:50:34,047
(school bell rings)

1222
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,466
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,

1223
00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,718
identify the distinct
prime factor.

1224
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:40,804
All right, listen up,
Coolidge Pi-thons.

1225
00:50:40,854 --> 00:50:42,555
- I'm here on official business.
- Park...

1226
00:50:42,605 --> 00:50:45,392
First of all, who didn't get
their waiver signed?

1227
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,810
All right, you two, out.

1228
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:48,686
Hey, y-you can't just
dismiss my students.

1229
00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:50,480
(mock stammering) Yes, I can.

1230
00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:53,199
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!

1231
00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:55,693
Now, for the rest of you

1232
00:50:55,743 --> 00:50:58,029
who know how
to follow direction,

1233
00:50:58,079 --> 00:51:01,749
I bring you the one, the only...

1234
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,077
(students gasping)

1235
00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:06,329
(squealing excitedly)

1236
00:51:06,379 --> 00:51:07,664
Kat, I love you!

1237
00:51:07,714 --> 00:51:09,999
Percy, stop yelling.
She's right here.

1238
00:51:10,049 --> 00:51:11,459
Hi.

1239
00:51:11,509 --> 00:51:13,837
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.

1240
00:51:13,887 --> 00:51:15,713
I rescheduled.

1241
00:51:15,763 --> 00:51:18,174
PARKER: All right,
who's got a question for Kat?

1242
00:51:18,224 --> 00:51:19,384
- Oh, I do! I do!
- Me! Me!

1243
00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:20,844
Say something smart.

1244
00:51:20,894 --> 00:51:22,095
Don't embarrass me.

1245
00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:23,179
Uh, George.

1246
00:51:23,229 --> 00:51:24,848
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?

1247
00:51:24,898 --> 00:51:26,057
Actually, she kissed me.

1248
00:51:26,107 --> 00:51:27,642
- STUDENTS: Ooh.
- KAT: Next.

1249
00:51:27,692 --> 00:51:28,435
Oh!

1250
00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:29,602
Uh, Not George.

1251
00:51:29,652 --> 00:51:30,937
- Spencer.
- Don't care.

1252
00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:34,649
Why is Mr. Gilbert
better than Bastian?

1253
00:51:34,699 --> 00:51:36,943
Well...

1254
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:39,362
he didn't cheat on me
with my assistant.

1255
00:51:39,412 --> 00:51:41,698
- STUDENTS: Ooh.
- (laughter, cheering)

1256
00:51:41,748 --> 00:51:44,075
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle

1257
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:46,202
of our mock Mathalon training,

1258
00:51:46,252 --> 00:51:49,205
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.

1259
00:51:49,255 --> 00:51:51,499
Uh, Lou, you're up.

1260
00:51:51,549 --> 00:51:53,293
- (whispers): Dad, no.
- KAT: Is that Lou?

1261
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:54,919
Yeah.

1262
00:51:54,969 --> 00:51:57,088
Finally. Hi.

1263
00:51:57,138 --> 00:51:59,090
I've wanted to meet you forever.

1264
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,508
Me, too.

1265
00:52:00,558 --> 00:52:02,218
PARKER: Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?

1266
00:52:02,268 --> 00:52:04,053
- No.
- What is wrong with you?

1267
00:52:04,103 --> 00:52:06,598
- Well, they...
- (whispers): You're married.

1268
00:52:06,648 --> 00:52:08,224
Can we forget about
the mock Mathalon?

1269
00:52:08,274 --> 00:52:10,393
I have a million questions
for Kat.

1270
00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,686
Yeah, and Lou's too scared
to get up

1271
00:52:11,736 --> 00:52:12,896
in front of people anyways.

1272
00:52:12,946 --> 00:52:14,314
Shut up, Jose.

1273
00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:16,066
Oh, well, don't worry.
I totally get it.

1274
00:52:16,116 --> 00:52:18,568
You know, sometimes when I have
to get up in front of an arena

1275
00:52:18,618 --> 00:52:22,197
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.

1276
00:52:22,247 --> 00:52:23,782
(student murmuring in disbelief)

1277
00:52:23,832 --> 00:52:25,784
No, I'm serious.
I'm afraid I'll choke.

1278
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:29,204
Okay, Mel, pull up
"Kat VMAs 2010."

1279
00:52:29,254 --> 00:52:30,413
- I've got it.
- Oh, okay.

1280
00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:31,956
- Hey, Google.
- Look at this.

1281
00:52:32,006 --> 00:52:37,128
Show me a video: "Kat Valdez
2010 VMA performance."

1282
00:52:37,178 --> 00:52:40,757
♪ Number nine, yeah,
I'm going up ♪

1283
00:52:40,807 --> 00:52:42,809
♪ I'm getting so high ♪

1284
00:52:43,643 --> 00:52:45,470
♪ I'm not the sa... ♪

1285
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,846
KAT:
Hey, Google.

1286
00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:48,264
- (laughs): That's enough.
- (music stops)

1287
00:52:48,314 --> 00:52:50,483
- (students groaning)
- Yeah.

1288
00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:54,145
I forgot the lyrics on live TV

1289
00:52:54,195 --> 00:52:56,231
to a song that I wrote.

1290
00:52:56,281 --> 00:52:58,024
It could happen to anybody.

1291
00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:00,360
Yeah, but the point is
that once it does,

1292
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:02,695
you're always worried, you know?

1293
00:53:02,745 --> 00:53:04,489
What if it happens again?

1294
00:53:04,539 --> 00:53:05,824
What did you do?

1295
00:53:05,874 --> 00:53:07,617
I shifted focus.

1296
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,619
I made my dance so hard

1297
00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:12,372
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.

1298
00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:15,125
So, it's like
you distracted your mind.

1299
00:53:15,175 --> 00:53:16,960
Yes. Exactly.

1300
00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:21,389
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.

1301
00:53:24,642 --> 00:53:27,061
Mel, we're gonna need
some speakers.

1302
00:53:29,147 --> 00:53:31,141
Not too loud, right?

1303
00:53:31,191 --> 00:53:33,393
(blasting over speakers):
♪ I just got paid... ♪

1304
00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:34,477
STUDENTS:
Hey!

1305
00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:36,020
KAT:
And two.

1306
00:53:36,070 --> 00:53:38,314
And free your mind,
and three and four.

1307
00:53:38,364 --> 00:53:40,316
Make a turn, three and four.

1308
00:53:40,366 --> 00:53:42,110
Again, three and four.

1309
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,611
♪ Don't know
where we're going... ♪

1310
00:53:43,661 --> 00:53:45,572
And one and two,
and three and four.

1311
00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:48,625
And ask a question,
three and four.

1312
00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:52,162
Look alive, Chuck,
three and four.

1313
00:53:52,212 --> 00:53:53,788
Oh, uh, okay.

1314
00:53:53,838 --> 00:53:56,499
Lou, what is 43 times 101?

1315
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:58,585
- 4-3-4-3.
- Yes!

1316
00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:00,003
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!

1317
00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:01,838
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.

1318
00:54:01,888 --> 00:54:03,965
Keep the time,
and three and four.

1319
00:54:04,015 --> 00:54:05,091
And turn.

1320
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:07,927
CHARLIE:
Esther, what is five factorial?

1321
00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:09,429
Uh, 120.

1322
00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:10,513
Yeah!

1323
00:54:10,563 --> 00:54:13,099
All geniuses with rhythm.

1324
00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:15,185
(cheering)

1325
00:54:15,235 --> 00:54:16,436
♪ I just got paid... ♪

1326
00:54:16,486 --> 00:54:17,812
(chanting):
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.

1327
00:54:17,862 --> 00:54:18,980
Go, Percy.

1328
00:54:19,030 --> 00:54:22,692
Go, Tristen.
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.

1329
00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:27,405
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.

1330
00:54:27,455 --> 00:54:29,699
(cheering)

1331
00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:32,952
Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah.

1332
00:54:33,002 --> 00:54:37,165
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.

1333
00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:38,500
(cheering)

1334
00:54:38,550 --> 00:54:40,210
♪ I just got paid ♪

1335
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,212
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪

1336
00:54:42,262 --> 00:54:44,255
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪

1337
00:54:44,305 --> 00:54:46,549
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪

1338
00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:48,468
- ♪ Give me that money ♪
- ♪ I just got paid ♪

1339
00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,386
♪ Give me that, give me that,
give me that ♪

1340
00:54:50,436 --> 00:54:52,514
♪ Give me that,
give me that, give me that ♪

1341
00:54:52,564 --> 00:54:54,224
♪ Give me that money,
give me that money ♪

1342
00:54:54,274 --> 00:54:55,392
- ♪ Give me that money ♪
- (cheering)

1343
00:54:55,442 --> 00:54:57,477
♪ I just got paid. ♪

1344
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,696
(piano plays simple melody)

1345
00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:11,533
What are the words?

1346
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:15,787
Uh, I haven't figured
that out yet.

1347
00:55:15,837 --> 00:55:19,207
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.

1348
00:55:19,257 --> 00:55:20,708
(sighs)

1349
00:55:20,758 --> 00:55:24,921
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,

1350
00:55:24,971 --> 00:55:27,715
my dad says,
"If you sit in the question,

1351
00:55:27,765 --> 00:55:29,551
the answer finds you."

1352
00:55:29,601 --> 00:55:30,969
Hmm.

1353
00:55:31,019 --> 00:55:32,178
And does it?

1354
00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,139
I don't know. I...

1355
00:55:34,189 --> 00:55:35,724
I don't sit long enough.

1356
00:55:35,774 --> 00:55:37,684
(laughs):
Yeah.

1357
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,819
That's my problem, too.

1358
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:47,485
So, do you like my dad?

1359
00:55:47,535 --> 00:55:50,321
I mean, he can be so annoying,

1360
00:55:50,371 --> 00:55:53,908
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.

1361
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:57,454
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.

1362
00:55:57,504 --> 00:55:59,122
That's probably true.

1363
00:55:59,172 --> 00:56:00,540
(laughs)

1364
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:02,417
MAN:
Let's put it right over here.

1365
00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:03,793
LOU:
Whoa.

1366
00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:06,421
- Is all this stuff for you?
- CHARLIE: Coach.

1367
00:56:06,471 --> 00:56:08,173
Is this another
endorsement deal?

1368
00:56:08,223 --> 00:56:09,799
No.

1369
00:56:09,849 --> 00:56:12,010
They're donating merchandise
to Dress for Success,

1370
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:14,596
which is a charity
that I work with.

1371
00:56:14,646 --> 00:56:17,015
- That's awesome.
- (chuckles)

1372
00:56:17,065 --> 00:56:18,475
You like?

1373
00:56:18,525 --> 00:56:20,393
I love.

1374
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:22,529
(Charlie chuckling)

1375
00:56:24,197 --> 00:56:25,982
- No way.
- Yeah.

1376
00:56:26,032 --> 00:56:27,484
Can I?

1377
00:56:27,534 --> 00:56:29,486
KAT:
Don't worry. I'll pay them back.

1378
00:56:29,536 --> 00:56:30,820
(shushes quietly)

1379
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,322
- CHARLIE: Okay, come on.
- Thank you.

1380
00:56:32,372 --> 00:56:34,874
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.

1381
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,912
- Thank you.
- Are you kidding?

1382
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:41,623
- (Charlie chuckles)
- I love it. (laughs)

1383
00:56:41,673 --> 00:56:44,084
- I got to get her home.
- What?

1384
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,636
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Already? No.

1385
00:56:47,428 --> 00:56:49,055
Okay.

1386
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:51,224
I love Keats.

1387
00:56:56,563 --> 00:56:58,056
- Oh. (sucks teeth)
- Wha...

1388
00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:00,016
(laughing):
Stop. What are you doing?

1389
00:57:00,066 --> 00:57:02,352
- I killed it.
- (laughing): It's not...

1390
00:57:02,402 --> 00:57:04,145
Listen, I'm gonna say something

1391
00:57:04,195 --> 00:57:07,399
- that's probably gonna come out completely wrong...
- (chuckles)

1392
00:57:07,449 --> 00:57:10,693
...but you're beautiful
without all of that.

1393
00:57:10,743 --> 00:57:13,071
- Aw.
- I mean, either way, you're...

1394
00:57:13,121 --> 00:57:15,073
good to go.

1395
00:57:15,123 --> 00:57:18,868
- Good to go?
- Good to go.

1396
00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:21,296
- (laughs) Okay, I'll take it.
- (laughs)

1397
00:57:24,090 --> 00:57:26,259
You're a great teacher, Charlie.

1398
00:57:27,343 --> 00:57:30,713
Those kids,
they're lucky to have you.

1399
00:57:30,763 --> 00:57:32,757
I don't know,
hanging with you guys today

1400
00:57:32,807 --> 00:57:35,552
made me feel kind of normal.

1401
00:57:35,602 --> 00:57:37,770
Wheels up for Puerto Rico
at 7:00.

1402
00:57:38,772 --> 00:57:40,557
Oh, my bad.

1403
00:57:40,607 --> 00:57:42,817
I thought you were by yourself.

1404
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,364
Puerto Rico.

1405
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,988
Um, my friends, they have
a bed-and-breakfast there, so...

1406
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:57,040
That's...

1407
00:57:58,249 --> 00:58:01,411
Listen, if-if...
if Bastian is the guy

1408
00:58:01,461 --> 00:58:03,747
that you think
you're supposed to be with,

1409
00:58:03,797 --> 00:58:07,876
then, hell, I'll drive you
to the airport.

1410
00:58:07,926 --> 00:58:10,178
But if you're not sure...

1411
00:58:11,471 --> 00:58:13,131
...then come with me

1412
00:58:13,181 --> 00:58:15,642
to the fall semiformal
tomorrow night.

1413
00:58:16,976 --> 00:58:19,012
Yeah, they need chaperones.

1414
00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:21,106
Maybe you need chaperoning.

1415
00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:23,767
Listen, I'm not saying this

1416
00:58:23,817 --> 00:58:25,268
as your husband
or even as your friend,

1417
00:58:25,318 --> 00:58:27,103
because technically
I'm not either,

1418
00:58:27,153 --> 00:58:30,648
but if you go back to Bastian,
aren't you just making

1419
00:58:30,698 --> 00:58:34,110
the same mistake
all over again... again?

1420
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,162
♪ ♪

1421
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:46,256
Are you asking me
to the school dance?

1422
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:50,210
- Well, I could leave a note in your locker, but...
- (laughing)

1423
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:54,889
...here we are in free period,
so I figured I'd take my shot.

1424
00:58:55,890 --> 00:58:57,592
(chuckles softly)

1425
00:58:57,642 --> 00:59:00,687
(indistinct chatter, laughter)

1426
00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:07,977
CHARLIE:
Welcome. (chuckles)

1427
00:59:08,027 --> 00:59:10,355
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

1428
00:59:10,405 --> 00:59:12,440
Come on. Okay.

1429
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,691
Can I have your left wrist?

1430
00:59:13,741 --> 00:59:15,410
My left wr... Okay.

1431
00:59:18,913 --> 00:59:20,865
Oh, my God.

1432
00:59:20,915 --> 00:59:22,325
How sweet.

1433
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,328
Oh, and I also got you this
to give me.

1434
00:59:25,378 --> 00:59:27,497
(both laughing)

1435
00:59:27,547 --> 00:59:28,957
So thank you very much.

1436
00:59:29,007 --> 00:59:30,758
- I'm glad I thought of that.
- It's my favorite.

1437
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,297
You look in...

1438
00:59:36,347 --> 00:59:37,841
You look... (sighs)

1439
00:59:37,891 --> 00:59:39,843
Let's go to the dance.

1440
00:59:39,893 --> 00:59:42,720
PARKER:
Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs.

1441
00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:44,514
Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez,

1442
00:59:44,564 --> 00:59:47,308
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,

1443
00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:49,853
so please check
your phones at the door.

1444
00:59:49,903 --> 00:59:51,780
(upbeat dance music playing)

1445
00:59:53,031 --> 00:59:54,691
You did all this for me?

1446
00:59:54,741 --> 00:59:57,327
- I might've had a little help.
- (laughs)

1447
00:59:58,536 --> 01:00:00,613
You know what, Kofi, why don't
you take the night off?

1448
01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:01,906
I'll let you know
when I need you.

1449
01:00:01,956 --> 01:00:03,450
All right.
Have a good time, y'all.

1450
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,452
Okay. All right.

1451
01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:06,953
Unsupervised.

1452
01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:08,872
I'm gonna screen-grab
your search history

1453
01:00:08,922 --> 01:00:10,415
and send it to your mother.

1454
01:00:10,465 --> 01:00:11,833
That's a guarantee.

1455
01:00:11,883 --> 01:00:14,919
("Satisfied" by Galantis
featuring MAX playing)

1456
01:00:14,969 --> 01:00:16,588
- Hey.
- Hey.

1457
01:00:16,638 --> 01:00:18,256
- How are you?
- Good to see you.

1458
01:00:18,306 --> 01:00:19,841
♪ ♪

1459
01:00:19,891 --> 01:00:22,010
- Kill the music!
- (music stops)

1460
01:00:22,060 --> 01:00:24,429
A-one, two, three, four.

1461
01:00:24,479 --> 01:00:25,638
Hit it.

1462
01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,349
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1463
01:00:28,399 --> 01:00:30,643
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes... ♪

1464
01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:31,936
What are you doing?

1465
01:00:31,986 --> 01:00:33,730
You know, kids opening
for pop stars

1466
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:35,190
is very big these days.

1467
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,483
♪ I've never seen forever... ♪

1468
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:39,069
When did the glee club
learn "Marry Me"?

1469
01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:41,404
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie Valdez.

1470
01:00:41,454 --> 01:00:43,782
- I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
- Keep singing!

1471
01:00:43,832 --> 01:00:45,116
You're an inspiration, Pitts.

1472
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,493
Right back at you, Gilbert.

1473
01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:48,495
Oh, my God,
they are so adorable.

1474
01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:49,662
- Uh...
- Thank you.

1475
01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:51,339
If you could.

1476
01:00:52,590 --> 01:00:55,043
Um, yeah, okay. (laughs)

1477
01:00:55,093 --> 01:00:57,921
PITTS:
"To Jonathan Gregory Pitts,

1478
01:00:57,971 --> 01:01:00,673
a fellow architect of song."

1479
01:01:00,723 --> 01:01:03,593
(laughs) Okay, let her breathe
just a little bit.

1480
01:01:03,643 --> 01:01:05,136
Come on.

1481
01:01:05,186 --> 01:01:06,971
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪

1482
01:01:07,021 --> 01:01:07,931
- ♪ Church bells, let 'em ring, ring, ring... ♪
- (chuckles)

1483
01:01:07,981 --> 01:01:09,057
Love and light.

1484
01:01:09,107 --> 01:01:10,600
- Love and light.
- Okay. Cut!

1485
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:12,310
- ♪ Tonight, tonight. ♪
- Bring the music back!

1486
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,438
(over speakers):
♪ Keep me satisfied... ♪

1487
01:01:15,488 --> 01:01:16,606
(excited chatter)

1488
01:01:16,656 --> 01:01:17,941
(both chuckling)

1489
01:01:17,991 --> 01:01:20,944
So, do we have a job?

1490
01:01:20,994 --> 01:01:22,695
Do we have duties?
What do we do?

1491
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:24,447
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.

1492
01:01:24,497 --> 01:01:26,825
We got to guide.
We got to encourage.

1493
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,618
- Okay.
- We might have to discourage.

1494
01:01:28,668 --> 01:01:31,246
- (laughing)
- We might have to separate.

1495
01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:34,124
And maybe later... mm, dance?

1496
01:01:34,174 --> 01:01:36,126
(laughing): I don't think
you want to see that.

1497
01:01:36,176 --> 01:01:38,586
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.

1498
01:01:38,636 --> 01:01:40,422
Did you see my corsage?

1499
01:01:40,472 --> 01:01:42,632
I did.

1500
01:01:42,682 --> 01:01:45,468
(indistinct chatter)

1501
01:01:45,518 --> 01:01:48,388
♪ ♪

1502
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:50,014
Hey!

1503
01:01:50,064 --> 01:01:51,891
- (camera clicks)
- (yells playfully)

1504
01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:53,184
(laughing)

1505
01:01:53,234 --> 01:01:54,728
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.

1506
01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:55,812
- Ready?
- Yep.

1507
01:01:55,862 --> 01:01:57,113
Okay.

1508
01:02:02,577 --> 01:02:03,778
Hold this.

1509
01:02:03,828 --> 01:02:05,739
What are you doing?

1510
01:02:05,789 --> 01:02:07,073
A private.

1511
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:09,375
(upbeat dance music playing)

1512
01:02:11,169 --> 01:02:12,912
(feedback squeals)

1513
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:14,414
Hey, everybody.

1514
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,332
- (music stops)
- (excited chatter)

1515
01:02:16,382 --> 01:02:18,501
This is my first semiformal,

1516
01:02:18,551 --> 01:02:20,420
and, uh,

1517
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:22,922
I just want to thank you guys
for letting me crash.

1518
01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:24,340
We love you, Kat!

1519
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:26,092
(chuckles) Thank you, Parker.

1520
01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:28,011
Love you, too.

1521
01:02:28,061 --> 01:02:30,305
Uh, you guys mind
if I do a song?

1522
01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:33,349
- (cheering)
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1523
01:02:33,399 --> 01:02:36,186
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.

1524
01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:38,063
It was on my very first album.

1525
01:02:38,113 --> 01:02:39,731
It's called "After Love."

1526
01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:41,024
You guys may not know it.

1527
01:02:41,074 --> 01:02:43,193
- I do!
- KAT: Oh. Do you want to come

1528
01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:46,112
- up here and do it with me?
- (Parker gasps)

1529
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:48,031
- You play?
- Y-Yeah.

1530
01:02:48,081 --> 01:02:49,532
Let's do it.

1531
01:02:49,582 --> 01:02:51,910
(cheering)

1532
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,703
(chuckles)

1533
01:02:53,753 --> 01:02:57,832
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.

1534
01:02:57,882 --> 01:02:59,709
(cheering)

1535
01:02:59,759 --> 01:03:01,970
- Pitts!
- Mr. Pitts!

1536
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,306
Ready?

1537
01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:07,592
Three, four.

1538
01:03:07,642 --> 01:03:08,927
- ♪ Long nights in your car ♪
- (guitar playing)

1539
01:03:08,977 --> 01:03:11,221
♪ Mornings in your arms ♪

1540
01:03:11,271 --> 01:03:13,264
♪ From five-hour calls ♪

1541
01:03:13,314 --> 01:03:15,475
♪ To nothing at all ♪

1542
01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,852
♪ I guess I missed the signs ♪

1543
01:03:17,902 --> 01:03:20,188
♪ The writing on the wall, ooh ♪

1544
01:03:20,238 --> 01:03:23,066
♪ Don't know where
it all went wrong ♪

1545
01:03:23,116 --> 01:03:27,946
♪ But if this is how
it's got to be ♪

1546
01:03:27,996 --> 01:03:32,951
♪ I need someone to tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me ♪

1547
01:03:33,001 --> 01:03:35,412
♪ What comes after love? ♪

1548
01:03:35,462 --> 01:03:39,582
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪

1549
01:03:39,632 --> 01:03:43,753
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪

1550
01:03:43,803 --> 01:03:48,133
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪

1551
01:03:48,183 --> 01:03:53,188
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us ♪

1552
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:56,933
- ♪ I believe, I believe ♪
- (attendees singing along)

1553
01:03:56,983 --> 01:03:58,727
♪ I believe in love ♪

1554
01:03:58,777 --> 01:04:02,814
♪ Even if, even if
it wasn't meant for us ♪

1555
01:04:02,864 --> 01:04:07,444
♪ I believe, I believe,
I believe in love ♪

1556
01:04:07,494 --> 01:04:09,320
♪ I just need someone
to tell me ♪

1557
01:04:09,370 --> 01:04:11,030
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪

1558
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,658
♪ What comes after love? ♪

1559
01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:17,996
♪ I want to know there's
something for me after us ♪

1560
01:04:18,046 --> 01:04:22,250
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪

1561
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:26,546
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after love ♪

1562
01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:31,176
♪ Tell me there's a happy
ever after us. ♪

1563
01:04:31,226 --> 01:04:33,478
- (song ends)
- (cheering)

1564
01:04:42,695 --> 01:04:46,066
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.

1565
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:48,777
KAT:
Thank you guys so much!

1566
01:04:48,827 --> 01:04:51,780
Well, that is
my new favorite song.

1567
01:04:51,830 --> 01:04:53,782
(Kat chuckles)

1568
01:04:53,832 --> 01:04:56,826
What was your old favorite song?

1569
01:04:56,876 --> 01:04:58,453
Um... I don't know,

1570
01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:02,040
this might be a little
too edgy for you to handle,

1571
01:05:02,090 --> 01:05:05,126
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,

1572
01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:07,128
and her favorite was Camelot.

1573
01:05:07,178 --> 01:05:08,463
KAT:
Mm.

1574
01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,006
You know, it was like
Game of Thrones

1575
01:05:10,056 --> 01:05:12,092
but less nudity and murder.

1576
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:15,804
- More music and velvet.
- (laughs)

1577
01:05:15,854 --> 01:05:17,347
But, anyway, when Lancelot

1578
01:05:17,397 --> 01:05:19,349
wants to tell Guenevere
how he feels,

1579
01:05:19,399 --> 01:05:21,851
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"

1580
01:05:21,901 --> 01:05:25,438
he says, "We're gonna split up.
It's inevitable."

1581
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:27,273
That's a little depressing.

1582
01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:29,109
No, not when you hear it.

1583
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:32,946
"If ever I were to leave you,
it wouldn't be in summer."

1584
01:05:32,996 --> 01:05:38,159
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪

1585
01:05:38,209 --> 01:05:41,663
♪ It wouldn't be in summer ♪

1586
01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:45,542
♪ Seeing you in summer,
I never would go ♪

1587
01:05:45,592 --> 01:05:47,677
- It's nice.
- Yeah.

1588
01:05:48,761 --> 01:05:52,966
♪ Your hair streaked
with sunlight ♪

1589
01:05:53,016 --> 01:05:54,717
♪ Your lips red as flame... ♪

1590
01:05:54,767 --> 01:05:57,303
- Dance with me.
- (laughs): No, I don't dance.

1591
01:05:57,353 --> 01:05:59,731
Come on. Dance with me.

1592
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,651
Just a little bit.

1593
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,398
There we go.

1594
01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:12,402
♪ How could it be in autumn? ♪

1595
01:06:12,452 --> 01:06:14,529
♪ How I'd leave in autumn ♪

1596
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:18,908
♪ I never would know... ♪

1597
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:22,078
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry White or Drake...

1598
01:06:22,128 --> 01:06:24,581
- (laughing)
- ...or whatever it is you listen to

1599
01:06:24,631 --> 01:06:26,583
when you're about to,
you know...

1600
01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,510
To what?

1601
01:06:29,302 --> 01:06:31,387
Well...

1602
01:06:32,180 --> 01:06:33,631
Well, I don't want to presume

1603
01:06:33,681 --> 01:06:36,342
that I'm about to have
the best night of my life,

1604
01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:40,688
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert Goulet.

1605
01:06:42,315 --> 01:06:44,142
I like it.

1606
01:06:44,192 --> 01:06:45,393
You do?

1607
01:06:45,443 --> 01:06:47,979
♪ When you catch
the fire's glow ♪

1608
01:06:48,029 --> 01:06:49,823
A lot.

1609
01:06:51,032 --> 01:06:55,612
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪

1610
01:06:55,662 --> 01:06:59,616
♪ How could it be
in springtime ♪

1611
01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:01,618
♪ Knowing how in spring ♪

1612
01:07:01,668 --> 01:07:07,082
♪ I'm bewitched by you so? ♪

1613
01:07:07,132 --> 01:07:11,086
♪ Oh, no, not in springtime... ♪

1614
01:07:11,136 --> 01:07:13,680
Is this smart?

1615
01:07:14,681 --> 01:07:18,093
I think we left smart
six weeks ago.

1616
01:07:18,143 --> 01:07:20,353
♪ ♪

1617
01:07:36,035 --> 01:07:38,288
♪ ♪

1618
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:45,837
(birds chirping)

1619
01:07:48,214 --> 01:07:50,467
(sighs)

1620
01:07:56,890 --> 01:07:58,007
(Charlie sighs)

1621
01:07:58,057 --> 01:08:01,352
- Morning.
- Morning.

1622
01:08:02,937 --> 01:08:05,348
Thank God you're here.

1623
01:08:05,398 --> 01:08:08,893
'Cause I did have
just a minute of:

1624
01:08:08,943 --> 01:08:11,896
- "Is she gone? Did she leave?"
- (laughs)

1625
01:08:11,946 --> 01:08:14,607
I was like, "God, just...

1626
01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:17,193
"I know you rock stars
move fast,

1627
01:08:17,243 --> 01:08:19,946
- on to the next town, like, just love..."
- (laughs)

1628
01:08:19,996 --> 01:08:23,032
- Oh, God. Here, take it.
- (cell phone ringing)

1629
01:08:23,082 --> 01:08:24,200
Hey.

1630
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:25,618
MELISSA:
Hey, how was last night?

1631
01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:28,288
- KAT: Amazing.
- MELISSA: Wait. Where are you?

1632
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,540
- Are you with, uh...
- Yeah. Charlie.

1633
01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:32,876
- Still?
- Still.

1634
01:08:32,926 --> 01:08:35,044
(Melissa continues indistinctly
over phone)

1635
01:08:35,094 --> 01:08:36,546
(whispers):
"Charlie. Still."

1636
01:08:36,596 --> 01:08:38,673
KAT: Let's just move that
to Tuesday.

1637
01:08:38,723 --> 01:08:40,049
MELISSA:
But they're expecting you.

1638
01:08:40,099 --> 01:08:42,218
Sorry. Just tell 'em no.

1639
01:08:42,268 --> 01:08:43,928
- Okay.
- Okay.

1640
01:08:43,978 --> 01:08:45,638
I'll call you later.

1641
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:48,650
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?

1642
01:08:49,651 --> 01:08:51,019
Maybe.

1643
01:08:51,069 --> 01:08:52,437
And you're welcome.

1644
01:08:52,487 --> 01:08:55,065
Thank you.

1645
01:08:55,115 --> 01:08:56,399
You and your mom?

1646
01:08:56,449 --> 01:08:58,068
Yeah, at Coney Island.

1647
01:08:58,118 --> 01:08:59,569
KAT:
The Wonder Wheel.

1648
01:08:59,619 --> 01:09:01,446
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."

1649
01:09:01,496 --> 01:09:03,198
Yeah. We loved going out there.

1650
01:09:03,248 --> 01:09:05,533
Although the last time
that I took her out there,

1651
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,077
it was closed
'cause it was winter.

1652
01:09:07,127 --> 01:09:09,120
It was, like, right before
she passed away.

1653
01:09:09,170 --> 01:09:10,997
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no.

1654
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,249
It-It's okay.
I like talking about her.

1655
01:09:13,299 --> 01:09:17,962
It happened a while ago
when Lou was like five, but...

1656
01:09:18,012 --> 01:09:22,675
they definitely got to spend
some good times together.

1657
01:09:22,725 --> 01:09:26,096
And it's crazy how much of her
I see in Lou.

1658
01:09:26,146 --> 01:09:27,972
You think she would've liked me?

1659
01:09:28,022 --> 01:09:28,973
No.

1660
01:09:29,023 --> 01:09:30,016
(laughing):
What?

1661
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:31,768
Yes, she would've loved you.

1662
01:09:31,818 --> 01:09:33,395
She would've thought
you were amazing.

1663
01:09:33,445 --> 01:09:35,814
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.

1664
01:09:35,864 --> 01:09:37,732
She was very...

1665
01:09:37,782 --> 01:09:39,526
Well, she was
very self-sufficient.

1666
01:09:39,576 --> 01:09:41,403
Well, I'm, like,
the most self-sufficient

1667
01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:42,987
person on the planet.

1668
01:09:43,037 --> 01:09:45,323
- I mean, I do more things in one day than...
- No, I know.

1669
01:09:45,373 --> 01:09:47,283
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.

1670
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,493
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,

1671
01:09:48,543 --> 01:09:49,786
you know,
kind of handling things.

1672
01:09:49,836 --> 01:09:51,663
There's nothing wrong
with having help.

1673
01:09:51,713 --> 01:09:53,206
- I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless.
- (chuckles)

1674
01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:55,333
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.

1675
01:09:55,383 --> 01:09:58,336
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you

1676
01:09:58,386 --> 01:10:00,046
as you think you do.

1677
01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:02,382
So, what are you saying?

1678
01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:05,135
You want me to try being alone?

1679
01:10:05,185 --> 01:10:06,678
Because I could go
be alone right now.

1680
01:10:06,728 --> 01:10:08,304
No, no, uh, let's be clear.

1681
01:10:08,354 --> 01:10:11,433
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.

1682
01:10:11,483 --> 01:10:13,601
Wait.

1683
01:10:13,651 --> 01:10:15,562
Is this a challenge?

1684
01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:16,980
Now you get it.

1685
01:10:17,030 --> 01:10:18,773
- What, are you challenging me?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1686
01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:21,735
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?

1687
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,778
- Okay.
- That means without doormen.

1688
01:10:23,828 --> 01:10:25,864
- Without yes-Melissa.
- Fine.

1689
01:10:25,914 --> 01:10:27,073
Without cooks,

1690
01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:29,284
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.

1691
01:10:29,334 --> 01:10:31,119
- (laughs)
- Yeah, this is serious.

1692
01:10:31,169 --> 01:10:32,829
Without live-feeding.

1693
01:10:32,879 --> 01:10:34,956
Without constant
filming updates.

1694
01:10:35,006 --> 01:10:37,500
Without all that little stuff.
Gone.

1695
01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,586
Okay. I can do that.

1696
01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:41,629
- Okay.
- What are you gonna do?

1697
01:10:41,679 --> 01:10:43,590
Me? I'm...
You know, I'm gonna be there.

1698
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,966
I'm gonna monitor.

1699
01:10:45,016 --> 01:10:46,009
Mm.

1700
01:10:46,059 --> 01:10:47,469
Nice try, buddy.

1701
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:49,062
- Okay.
- (laughing): What?

1702
01:10:50,396 --> 01:10:52,348
You're gonna get
on social media.

1703
01:10:52,398 --> 01:10:53,641
- No.
- Yes.

1704
01:10:53,691 --> 01:10:55,185
Come on, that's...
This is about you.

1705
01:10:55,235 --> 01:10:56,686
You're gonna go on social media.

1706
01:10:56,736 --> 01:10:59,731
You're gonna have Snapchat
and Instagram and TikTok.

1707
01:10:59,781 --> 01:11:01,858
- You're gonna do a dance! Yes!
- This is about you.

1708
01:11:01,908 --> 01:11:03,193
- Don't flip it.
- No, listen.

1709
01:11:03,243 --> 01:11:04,527
Why are you so judgmental?

1710
01:11:04,577 --> 01:11:05,862
It's so crazy.

1711
01:11:05,912 --> 01:11:08,615
No, look, this is
gonna be a great thing.

1712
01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:11,034
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.

1713
01:11:11,084 --> 01:11:12,452
- (sighs)
- Seriously.

1714
01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:15,046
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.

1715
01:11:16,089 --> 01:11:17,665
Okay.

1716
01:11:17,715 --> 01:11:19,292
(birds squawking)

1717
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:23,004
CHARLIE: So, this is
your little getaway?

1718
01:11:23,054 --> 01:11:24,005
(door banging)

1719
01:11:24,055 --> 01:11:25,974
Nope. It's locked.

1720
01:11:34,107 --> 01:11:35,934
Nothing under there?

1721
01:11:35,984 --> 01:11:38,019
Gosh. Dang it.

1722
01:11:38,069 --> 01:11:39,687
Jeff, can you...

1723
01:11:39,737 --> 01:11:41,231
No, no, th-that's cheating.

1724
01:11:41,281 --> 01:11:43,733
Come on. What are you gonna do?

1725
01:11:43,783 --> 01:11:44,984
You got a little problem.

1726
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,403
Sometimes you just
got to concede.

1727
01:11:46,453 --> 01:11:47,662
It's okay.

1728
01:11:56,254 --> 01:11:58,373
(alarm blaring)

1729
01:11:58,423 --> 01:12:01,084
You really like to win.

1730
01:12:01,134 --> 01:12:03,595
Yes! (grunts, laughs)

1731
01:12:04,471 --> 01:12:06,681
Coming?

1732
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:12,887
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.

1733
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:15,023
- It's better.
- (laughs)

1734
01:12:17,484 --> 01:12:19,436
- Living room.
- (computer chimes)

1735
01:12:19,486 --> 01:12:21,438
(whirring)

1736
01:12:21,488 --> 01:12:22,480
Ugh, this...

1737
01:12:22,530 --> 01:12:23,940
Uh, no. Sound.

1738
01:12:23,990 --> 01:12:25,191
(computer chimes)

1739
01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:27,444
- (laughing): Oh, my God.
- (horse neighs on TV)

1740
01:12:27,494 --> 01:12:30,822
- Jesus!
- Whose house is this?

1741
01:12:30,872 --> 01:12:32,323
Well, that actually
could be nice

1742
01:12:32,373 --> 01:12:34,659
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.

1743
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:36,536
- We can make s'mores.
- I like s'mores.

1744
01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:37,912
- Me, too.
- Yeah.

1745
01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:40,832
♪ What comes after love... ♪

1746
01:12:40,882 --> 01:12:44,919
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.

1747
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:48,381
♪ I don't think my heart
was made to break this much ♪

1748
01:12:48,431 --> 01:12:51,926
♪ Tell me there's
a happy ever after us... ♪

1749
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:53,720
(gasps)

1750
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:55,805
I think you may have
forgotten this.

1751
01:12:55,855 --> 01:12:57,724
ESTHER: Jesus, he's had
an account for 45 minutes,

1752
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,934
and he already has
half a million followers.

1753
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,019
- Oh, my God. Look.
- STUDENT: Half a million?

1754
01:13:01,069 --> 01:13:02,353
Now you need your own web page.

1755
01:13:02,403 --> 01:13:05,315
Already created it on Wix.com.

1756
01:13:05,365 --> 01:13:06,775
"Numbers Neva Lie."

1757
01:13:06,825 --> 01:13:08,401
- Oh, that's perfect.
- That is a good one.

1758
01:13:08,451 --> 01:13:10,820
- I love that. Do you love that?
- Yeah, yeah, I do like it.

1759
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:13,081
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?

1760
01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:16,826
KAT:
"If you sit in the question,

1761
01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:19,254
the answer will find you."

1762
01:13:23,383 --> 01:13:25,960
(laughs)

1763
01:13:26,010 --> 01:13:28,505
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.

1764
01:13:28,555 --> 01:13:30,048
Oh. Should I be jealous?

1765
01:13:30,098 --> 01:13:33,051
He sounds very interesting
and handsome.

1766
01:13:33,101 --> 01:13:35,470
Just posting about
all this math stuff.

1767
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:36,846
Oh, one of those.

1768
01:13:36,896 --> 01:13:39,065
Brought you an apple.

1769
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:45,688
♪ ♪

1770
01:13:45,738 --> 01:13:48,241
Happy birthday, part one.

1771
01:13:49,242 --> 01:13:50,860
Oh. Thank you.

1772
01:13:50,910 --> 01:13:52,237
- (laughs)
- Yeah, on my last birthday,

1773
01:13:52,287 --> 01:13:54,239
I was at a math conference
in the Poconos.

1774
01:13:54,289 --> 01:13:55,532
(laughs):
Oh!

1775
01:13:55,582 --> 01:13:57,367
- I have a lot to live up to.
- Yes.

1776
01:13:57,417 --> 01:13:58,918
- Open it!
- Okay.

1777
01:14:03,298 --> 01:14:07,293
Like, a handkerchief or...

1778
01:14:07,343 --> 01:14:08,962
Turn around.

1779
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:11,673
Oh, it's a blindfold.

1780
01:14:11,723 --> 01:14:13,842
- (Kat laughing)
- Oh.

1781
01:14:13,892 --> 01:14:15,677
I'm a little taken aback.

1782
01:14:15,727 --> 01:14:18,722
I, uh, didn't know
this was your thing,

1783
01:14:18,772 --> 01:14:22,726
- but whatever you're... into.
- Shh.

1784
01:14:22,776 --> 01:14:24,561
- KAT: Okay, straight ahead.
- CHARLIE: Okay.

1785
01:14:24,611 --> 01:14:26,146
I got to say,
I'm getting excited.

1786
01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:27,522
- You should be.
- (laughing): Okay.

1787
01:14:27,572 --> 01:14:28,732
Wait, turn around.

1788
01:14:28,782 --> 01:14:30,442
It's not a piñata.

1789
01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:31,818
Maybe. Okay.

1790
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,153
That's it, right there.

1791
01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:35,029
- That's where I need you.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1792
01:14:35,079 --> 01:14:37,290
- You ready?
- Okay.

1793
01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:49,711
Happy birthday.

1794
01:14:49,761 --> 01:14:51,254
No.

1795
01:14:51,304 --> 01:14:53,381
How?

1796
01:14:53,431 --> 01:14:55,767
I know a guy who knows a guy.

1797
01:14:57,477 --> 01:14:59,854
Come on.

1798
01:15:02,315 --> 01:15:04,976
CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on
the wishing wheel.

1799
01:15:05,026 --> 01:15:07,654
- KAT: Yes.
- CHARLIE: Go ahead.

1800
01:15:11,324 --> 01:15:12,776
'Kay, done.

1801
01:15:12,826 --> 01:15:14,828
Your turn. Make a wish.

1802
01:15:15,829 --> 01:15:17,781
I already got it.

1803
01:15:17,831 --> 01:15:20,041
♪ ♪

1804
01:15:32,011 --> 01:15:33,963
KAT (over speakers):
♪ Since you came around ♪

1805
01:15:34,013 --> 01:15:35,757
♪ You're testing my faith ♪

1806
01:15:35,807 --> 01:15:37,342
♪ I'm praying out loud ♪

1807
01:15:37,392 --> 01:15:38,468
KAT (chuckling):
Yeah.

1808
01:15:38,518 --> 01:15:40,595
♪ I feel it in my chest... ♪

1809
01:15:40,645 --> 01:15:42,555
- 21!
- Yes!

1810
01:15:42,605 --> 01:15:43,640
- (cheering)
- Yeah!

1811
01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:44,891
- Yeah!
- Hey.

1812
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:46,476
Come on. Okay. Sorry, sorry.

1813
01:15:46,526 --> 01:15:47,894
Great day, you guys.

1814
01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:49,979
We are finished.
Grab your stuff.

1815
01:15:50,029 --> 01:15:51,981
- (kids murmuring)
- LOU: I'm ready.

1816
01:15:52,031 --> 01:15:53,650
KAT:
You are. You're gonna be great.

1817
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:55,527
- STUDENT: Yo, is that Bastian?
- KAT: Amazing. - LOU: Thanks.

1818
01:15:55,577 --> 01:15:57,654
- BASTIAN: Yo. What's up, kids?
- STUDENT: Oh, my God, Bastian!

1819
01:15:57,704 --> 01:15:58,822
(excited chatter)

1820
01:15:58,872 --> 01:15:59,948
Wait, what's going on?

1821
01:15:59,998 --> 01:16:01,658
He insisted on coming.

1822
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,244
Hey, come on, now. Your parents
are waiting for you outside.

1823
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:06,246
Okay. See you later, guys.
See you. Bye.

1824
01:16:06,296 --> 01:16:07,831
I tried to give you a heads-up,

1825
01:16:07,881 --> 01:16:09,165
but somebody wasn't
answering her phone.

1826
01:16:09,215 --> 01:16:10,667
No, no.
There are no phones at school.

1827
01:16:10,717 --> 01:16:12,377
- What are you guys doing here?
- You got nominated

1828
01:16:12,427 --> 01:16:16,047
for Best Pop Vocal Performance
at the Grammys.

1829
01:16:16,097 --> 01:16:17,173
What?!

1830
01:16:17,223 --> 01:16:18,508
"Marry Me"...
(continues in Spanish)

1831
01:16:18,558 --> 01:16:20,844
- Yeah. - Oh, my God!
- We got nominated!

1832
01:16:20,894 --> 01:16:22,846
- Can you believe it?
- Congratulations.

1833
01:16:22,896 --> 01:16:23,972
- Oh, my God, yes!
- (chuckles): Congratulations.

1834
01:16:24,022 --> 01:16:26,516
- Yes. Oh, my God.
- Wow.

1835
01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:27,809
I can't believe this.

1836
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,060
It was only
a matter of time, babe.

1837
01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:30,687
- Oh, my God.
- You should tell her.

1838
01:16:30,737 --> 01:16:32,397
Oh, yeah.
So, um, Bastian's concert

1839
01:16:32,447 --> 01:16:34,607
at Madison Square Garden
on Friday is streaming

1840
01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:36,943
across multiple platforms,
so there's loads of exposure.

1841
01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:38,903
BASTIAN:
Yeah, he thought we could

1842
01:16:38,953 --> 01:16:41,156
surprise everyone
and do "Marry Me."

1843
01:16:41,206 --> 01:16:42,991
COLIN: Right. Now, the ballots
are out next week,

1844
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,702
and nobody's seen you two
together since...

1845
01:16:45,752 --> 01:16:47,620
well, you know, a while.

1846
01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:49,414
Um...

1847
01:16:49,464 --> 01:16:51,374
You know, we don't...
we don't have any

1848
01:16:51,424 --> 01:16:53,668
- of the dancers in town.
- BASTIAN: No, no, no.

1849
01:16:53,718 --> 01:16:55,170
It's short notice. I-I don't...

1850
01:16:55,220 --> 01:16:57,130
No, but wait. But we can do
the ballad version.

1851
01:16:57,180 --> 01:17:00,475
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.

1852
01:17:03,728 --> 01:17:05,555
I don't know, Sebastian.

1853
01:17:05,605 --> 01:17:06,940
"Sebastian"?

1854
01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:12,687
Come on. "Sebastian"?

1855
01:17:12,737 --> 01:17:13,772
That's his real name.

1856
01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:15,065
Look, can I just...

1857
01:17:15,115 --> 01:17:16,733
I-I know this is a little...

1858
01:17:16,783 --> 01:17:18,318
I'm not trying to make
a thing here,

1859
01:17:18,368 --> 01:17:20,779
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.

1860
01:17:20,829 --> 01:17:22,614
This is huge for me.

1861
01:17:22,664 --> 01:17:24,624
Totally. Totally.

1862
01:17:25,416 --> 01:17:27,160
You should come.
I want you to come.

1863
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,420
Are you gonna come with us?

1864
01:17:31,131 --> 01:17:32,832
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...

1865
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:34,417
it's not a big deal.

1866
01:17:34,467 --> 01:17:36,970
The nomination is.

1867
01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:39,881
So please don't be upset.

1868
01:17:39,931 --> 01:17:41,758
I-I'm just being a jerk.

1869
01:17:41,808 --> 01:17:43,259
And I'm sorry.

1870
01:17:43,309 --> 01:17:46,262
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit

1871
01:17:46,312 --> 01:17:49,107
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.

1872
01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:51,476
I know.

1873
01:17:51,526 --> 01:17:52,894
Just do me a favor.

1874
01:17:52,944 --> 01:17:55,855
Don't say "Sebastian."

1875
01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,157
(door opens)

1876
01:17:58,825 --> 01:18:01,111
See you, babe.

1877
01:18:01,161 --> 01:18:02,821
- See you soon.
- Hey.

1878
01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,197
We got to schedule
a band rehearsal

1879
01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,241
- and a wardrobe fitting.
- Okay.

1880
01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:07,659
- Now?
- Yes, now.

1881
01:18:07,709 --> 01:18:08,868
- Yes.
- Okay. You good?

1882
01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:10,578
- I'm good.
- Are you sure?

1883
01:18:10,628 --> 01:18:12,205
Okay, I'll call you.

1884
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,592
MELISSA: This is gonna be
so exciting! (squeals)

1885
01:18:25,226 --> 01:18:26,978
Hey.

1886
01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:30,098
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1887
01:18:30,148 --> 01:18:32,684
Just keeping Tank company.

1888
01:18:32,734 --> 01:18:34,986
Good dog.

1889
01:18:37,197 --> 01:18:39,733
You're afraid she'll fall back
in love with Bastian

1890
01:18:39,783 --> 01:18:41,818
and dump you?

1891
01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:44,487
No.

1892
01:18:44,537 --> 01:18:46,030
Yeah.

1893
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,374
I'd be afraid of that, too.

1894
01:18:50,043 --> 01:18:52,253
(audience cheering)

1895
01:18:54,047 --> 01:18:56,332
(cheering continues)

1896
01:18:56,382 --> 01:18:58,334
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1897
01:18:58,384 --> 01:19:00,837
Thank you. Um...

1898
01:19:00,887 --> 01:19:03,890
I have a little surprise
for you tonight.

1899
01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:07,510
There is a woman

1900
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,929
- who's been my heart...
- (cheering)

1901
01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,107
and my biggest inspiration.

1902
01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,195
She always gonna be my family.

1903
01:19:25,245 --> 01:19:27,030
(lush orchestral ballad begins)

1904
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,699
And we're always gonna have...

1905
01:19:29,749 --> 01:19:31,367
"Marry Me."

1906
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:33,419
(cheering)

1907
01:19:40,802 --> 01:19:43,429
(cheering over computer)

1908
01:19:46,141 --> 01:19:48,009
Crowd's going bananas.

1909
01:19:48,059 --> 01:19:50,220
LOU:
I know.

1910
01:19:50,270 --> 01:19:53,064
I don't know if I'd say
"bananas," but...

1911
01:19:57,444 --> 01:20:00,438
♪ I've never seen forever ♪

1912
01:20:00,488 --> 01:20:03,608
♪ I've never seen forever
in the wild ♪

1913
01:20:03,658 --> 01:20:09,072
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪

1914
01:20:09,122 --> 01:20:11,574
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪

1915
01:20:11,624 --> 01:20:15,370
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪

1916
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:21,176
♪ I couldn't dream it
any better if I tried ♪

1917
01:20:22,302 --> 01:20:24,754
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪

1918
01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:27,841
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪

1919
01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:30,468
♪ You're the queen,
I'll be the king, king, king ♪

1920
01:20:30,518 --> 01:20:33,847
♪ For life, for life, for love ♪

1921
01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:37,142
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1922
01:20:37,192 --> 01:20:40,061
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

1923
01:20:40,111 --> 01:20:42,522
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1924
01:20:42,572 --> 01:20:45,483
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪

1925
01:20:45,533 --> 01:20:48,403
♪ I'm-a fly her off to Vegas ♪

1926
01:20:48,453 --> 01:20:50,655
♪ We could tie it up tonight,
no patience ♪

1927
01:20:50,705 --> 01:20:53,908
♪ Take my last name,
put it where your name is ♪

1928
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:56,995
♪ Have they ever seen
a love this famous? ♪

1929
01:20:57,045 --> 01:20:59,622
♪ They never, no, they never ♪

1930
01:20:59,672 --> 01:21:02,792
♪ This forever,
ever, ever, ever, ever ♪

1931
01:21:02,842 --> 01:21:05,553
♪ Ain't nobody do it
better, better, better ♪

1932
01:21:06,638 --> 01:21:08,298
♪ Every song we getting better ♪

1933
01:21:08,348 --> 01:21:10,967
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪

1934
01:21:11,017 --> 01:21:12,469
♪ Ooh, we gotta ♪

1935
01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:13,970
♪ Church bells,
let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪

1936
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:15,346
♪ Ooh, they gotta ♪

1937
01:21:15,396 --> 01:21:17,140
♪ This queen need
a king, king, king ♪

1938
01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:18,683
♪ For life, for life, for life ♪

1939
01:21:18,733 --> 01:21:20,477
- ♪ For life ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

1940
01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:22,604
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪

1941
01:21:22,654 --> 01:21:24,064
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪

1942
01:21:24,114 --> 01:21:25,732
♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪

1943
01:21:25,782 --> 01:21:27,108
♪ Ring, ring ♪

1944
01:21:27,158 --> 01:21:28,610
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪

1945
01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:31,654
♪ Tonight, tonight,
tonight, baby ♪

1946
01:21:31,704 --> 01:21:35,158
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1947
01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:37,994
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

1948
01:21:38,044 --> 01:21:41,664
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes
for the rest ♪

1949
01:21:41,714 --> 01:21:44,334
- ♪ The rest of your life ♪
- ♪ Marry me, baby ♪

1950
01:21:44,384 --> 01:21:46,503
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1951
01:21:46,553 --> 01:21:49,547
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

1952
01:21:49,597 --> 01:21:52,675
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

1953
01:21:52,725 --> 01:21:54,886
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪

1954
01:21:54,936 --> 01:21:57,230
♪ Baby ♪

1955
01:21:58,148 --> 01:22:00,400
(singing in Spanish)

1956
01:22:18,543 --> 01:22:22,247
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪

1957
01:22:22,297 --> 01:22:24,332
♪ Won't you marry me, baby? ♪

1958
01:22:24,382 --> 01:22:27,460
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪

1959
01:22:27,510 --> 01:22:29,796
♪ I want you in my life so bad ♪

1960
01:22:29,846 --> 01:22:33,675
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪

1961
01:22:33,725 --> 01:22:35,885
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪

1962
01:22:35,935 --> 01:22:40,014
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-marry me ♪

1963
01:22:40,064 --> 01:22:44,144
♪ Ooh ♪

1964
01:22:44,194 --> 01:22:48,398
♪ Ah-ah-ah. ♪

1965
01:22:48,448 --> 01:22:50,700
- (song ends)
- (cheering)

1966
01:23:04,005 --> 01:23:07,133
Get your ass to the Garden.

1967
01:23:09,594 --> 01:23:12,172
(pop music playing faintly)

1968
01:23:12,222 --> 01:23:14,474
(indistinct chatter)

1969
01:23:16,810 --> 01:23:17,927
MELISSA:
Yes!

1970
01:23:17,977 --> 01:23:19,888
- Yeah. Pose.
- We did it.

1971
01:23:19,938 --> 01:23:21,648
MELISSA:
We look so good!

1972
01:23:24,234 --> 01:23:25,477
You guys's chemistry
is off the charts.

1973
01:23:25,527 --> 01:23:27,020
BASTIAN:
Come on, guys. Let's do it.

1974
01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,813
MELISSA:
And the audience felt it.

1975
01:23:28,863 --> 01:23:31,441
(playing soft pop intro)

1976
01:23:31,491 --> 01:23:33,701
(excited chatter, applause)

1977
01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:37,914
(Bastian singing in Spanish)

1978
01:23:45,547 --> 01:23:46,790
- You know?
- Yeah.

1979
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,541
- CHARLIE: Hey.
- (laughing): Oh, my God.

1980
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,127
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Hey.

1981
01:23:51,177 --> 01:23:52,796
No, I wasn't,
and then I was like,

1982
01:23:52,846 --> 01:23:54,798
"I'm gonna get down there,"
and-and...

1983
01:23:54,848 --> 01:23:56,091
but I didn't have a pass,

1984
01:23:56,141 --> 01:23:57,884
so I couldn't get in at first,
and then luckily,

1985
01:23:57,934 --> 01:23:59,969
someone saw me
and they brought me backstage

1986
01:24:00,019 --> 01:24:02,889
and then brought me over here.

1987
01:24:02,939 --> 01:24:04,182
So, you didn't see it?

1988
01:24:04,232 --> 01:24:06,810
No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.

1989
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:08,645
Uh, did you like it?

1990
01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:10,980
I-I... I thought it was amazing.

1991
01:24:11,030 --> 01:24:12,982
I-I was really happy for you.

1992
01:24:13,032 --> 01:24:14,359
I think you're amazing.

1993
01:24:14,409 --> 01:24:15,819
(chuckles)

1994
01:24:15,869 --> 01:24:17,987
Can you guys... You know,
fine, we'll go over here.

1995
01:24:18,037 --> 01:24:19,489
- COLIN: Oh, yeah.
- (laughs)

1996
01:24:19,539 --> 01:24:21,791
(continues singing in Spanish)

1997
01:24:25,587 --> 01:24:28,039
It was great. It was...

1998
01:24:28,089 --> 01:24:30,083
Social media is exploding.

1999
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:33,169
It's, uh... They're even saying
you guys are back together.

2000
01:24:33,219 --> 01:24:36,005
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.

2001
01:24:36,055 --> 01:24:38,641
- (chuckles)
- (Charlie sighs)

2002
01:24:40,518 --> 01:24:42,053
Wait, are you okay?

2003
01:24:42,103 --> 01:24:44,055
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...

2004
01:24:44,105 --> 01:24:48,351
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.

2005
01:24:48,401 --> 01:24:51,187
I mean, no one even remembers
the meltdown.

2006
01:24:51,237 --> 01:24:53,273
I know. It's crazy, right?

2007
01:24:53,323 --> 01:24:54,524
(chuckles)

2008
01:24:54,574 --> 01:24:56,776
I'm really happy for you.

2009
01:24:56,826 --> 01:24:58,987
You deserve it.

2010
01:24:59,037 --> 01:25:00,321
You really do.

2011
01:25:00,371 --> 01:25:03,625
(Bastian continues singing
in Spanish)

2012
01:25:08,505 --> 01:25:10,081
God, he can sing.

2013
01:25:10,131 --> 01:25:13,501
♪ Dame un segundo,
un segundo chance... ♪

2014
01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:15,253
"Segundochance."

2015
01:25:15,303 --> 01:25:17,764
What-what is that?
Second chances?

2016
01:25:19,057 --> 01:25:20,800
It's just a song.

2017
01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:22,218
Maybe.

2018
01:25:22,268 --> 01:25:25,271
Maybe it's something more.

2019
01:25:27,774 --> 01:25:29,059
What's going on?

2020
01:25:29,109 --> 01:25:30,852
Look, I know this is a big deal,

2021
01:25:30,902 --> 01:25:33,146
and that's why I wanted
to come down here,

2022
01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:34,981
but I don't fit.

2023
01:25:35,031 --> 01:25:38,068
And I think that's
objectively pretty true.

2024
01:25:38,118 --> 01:25:40,954
- And we don't need to pr...
- So, what are you saying?

2025
01:25:42,539 --> 01:25:44,616
Look, if I'm being honest
with myself,

2026
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,743
I real...
I really came down here

2027
01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:49,579
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.

2028
01:25:49,629 --> 01:25:51,206
- (song ends)
- (cheering and applause)

2029
01:25:51,256 --> 01:25:53,967
BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle
of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?

2030
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,753
Are you breaking up with me?

2031
01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:59,255
BASTIAN:
Katarina. Kat.

2032
01:25:59,305 --> 01:26:01,132
Kat, come here.

2033
01:26:01,182 --> 01:26:03,176
- Come here.
- It's okay. Go.

2034
01:26:03,226 --> 01:26:04,594
- Go.
- No.

2035
01:26:04,644 --> 01:26:06,012
- BASTIAN: Come here.
- What are you saying?

2036
01:26:06,062 --> 01:26:07,764
- Tell me what you...
- MELISSA: Hey, come on.

2037
01:26:07,814 --> 01:26:08,807
- What-what do you mean?
- Everybody's calling you.

2038
01:26:08,857 --> 01:26:10,225
CHARLIE:
It's nothing. Talk later.

2039
01:26:10,275 --> 01:26:11,351
- Go. Go.
- BASTIAN: Come here, baby.

2040
01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:12,560
CHARLIE:
It's fine. Keep going.

2041
01:26:12,610 --> 01:26:13,978
- Come on.
- GUESTS: Kat! Kat! Kat!

2042
01:26:14,028 --> 01:26:16,856
Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!

2043
01:26:16,906 --> 01:26:19,325
- (laughing)
- (guests whooping)

2044
01:26:20,535 --> 01:26:23,947
Guys, raise your glasses

2045
01:26:23,997 --> 01:26:27,667
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.

2046
01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,203
To you.

2047
01:26:30,253 --> 01:26:31,913
To you, Kat.

2048
01:26:31,963 --> 01:26:33,790
- Salud.
- GUESTS: Salud.

2049
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,500
- (guests cheering)
- Salud, salud.

2050
01:26:35,550 --> 01:26:37,635
MAN:
Yes, cheers!

2051
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,972
MAN:
It's for you, Kat!

2052
01:26:42,348 --> 01:26:44,601
(piano playing simple melody)

2053
01:26:51,775 --> 01:26:54,027
(simple melody continues)

2054
01:27:07,624 --> 01:27:09,659
♪ Always knew you ♪

2055
01:27:09,709 --> 01:27:13,663
♪ Even when I didn't know you ♪

2056
01:27:13,713 --> 01:27:18,418
♪ Don't make sense, but it do ♪

2057
01:27:18,468 --> 01:27:21,721
♪ I was on my way to you ♪

2058
01:27:22,931 --> 01:27:26,968
♪ Every teardrop fell so heavy ♪

2059
01:27:27,018 --> 01:27:32,857
♪ Hurt like hell,
but heaven sent me through ♪

2060
01:27:34,234 --> 01:27:37,070
♪ I was on my way to you ♪

2061
01:27:42,033 --> 01:27:45,987
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪

2062
01:27:46,037 --> 01:27:49,783
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪

2063
01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:51,701
♪ I was never lost ♪

2064
01:27:51,751 --> 01:27:55,538
♪ I was just passing through ♪

2065
01:27:55,588 --> 01:27:59,926
♪ I was on my way to you ♪

2066
01:28:01,094 --> 01:28:04,589
♪ Hope was hopeless,
faith was running ♪

2067
01:28:04,639 --> 01:28:10,428
♪ Didn't notice
you were coming through ♪

2068
01:28:10,478 --> 01:28:13,773
♪ You were on your way, too ♪

2069
01:28:15,942 --> 01:28:19,729
♪ And you don't believe
in meant to be ♪

2070
01:28:19,779 --> 01:28:24,442
♪ But somehow you were
meant for me, it's true ♪

2071
01:28:24,492 --> 01:28:25,860
(bell jingling)

2072
01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:29,539
♪ Yeah, you were
on your way, too ♪

2073
01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:35,662
♪ Every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪

2074
01:28:35,712 --> 01:28:38,915
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪

2075
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,750
♪ I was never lost ♪

2076
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:44,796
♪ I was just passing through ♪

2077
01:28:44,846 --> 01:28:48,675
♪ I was on my way to you ♪

2078
01:28:48,725 --> 01:28:52,303
♪ I was
on my way to you ♪

2079
01:28:52,353 --> 01:28:56,516
♪ I was on my way to you ♪

2080
01:28:56,566 --> 01:29:01,730
♪ I was on my way to you, oh ♪

2081
01:29:01,780 --> 01:29:05,483
♪ I'm on my way,
on my way to you ♪

2082
01:29:05,533 --> 01:29:07,318
♪ On my way ♪

2083
01:29:07,368 --> 01:29:09,612
♪ On my way to you ♪

2084
01:29:09,662 --> 01:29:11,698
♪ On my way ♪

2085
01:29:11,748 --> 01:29:16,453
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪

2086
01:29:16,503 --> 01:29:20,248
♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪

2087
01:29:20,298 --> 01:29:22,333
♪ On my way ♪

2088
01:29:22,383 --> 01:29:24,252
♪ On my way to you ♪

2089
01:29:24,302 --> 01:29:26,254
♪ On my way ♪

2090
01:29:26,304 --> 01:29:31,509
♪ On my way to you, oh ♪

2091
01:29:31,559 --> 01:29:35,805
♪ And every heartbreak was
a yellow brick road ♪

2092
01:29:35,855 --> 01:29:39,642
♪ Pointing me straight,
just taking me home ♪

2093
01:29:39,692 --> 01:29:41,561
♪ I was never lost ♪

2094
01:29:41,611 --> 01:29:44,898
♪ I was just passing through ♪

2095
01:29:44,948 --> 01:29:47,567
♪ On my way to you ♪

2096
01:29:47,617 --> 01:29:49,110
♪ On my way ♪

2097
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,446
- ♪ On my way to you ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪

2098
01:29:51,496 --> 01:29:54,657
♪ On my way, on my way to you ♪

2099
01:29:54,707 --> 01:29:55,867
♪ On my way ♪

2100
01:29:55,917 --> 01:30:00,163
♪ On my way to you ♪

2101
01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:01,790
♪ Oh, my darling ♪

2102
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,709
♪ I'm on my way. ♪

2103
01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,679
(piano playing gentle outro)

2104
01:30:12,308 --> 01:30:14,269
(song ends)

2105
01:30:19,566 --> 01:30:21,434
COLIN: Come on, Charlie.
Don't be stupid.

2106
01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:23,695
Well, it's a little late
for that.

2107
01:30:24,737 --> 01:30:26,606
- You got another one.
- Take it, please.

2108
01:30:26,656 --> 01:30:28,274
It-it's made out to the school.

2109
01:30:28,324 --> 01:30:30,652
It just feels a little unseemly.

2110
01:30:30,702 --> 01:30:32,404
- I didn't do it for the money.
- I know,

2111
01:30:32,454 --> 01:30:34,948
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.

2112
01:30:34,998 --> 01:30:37,033
You could sell your story.

2113
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:39,702
- You could write a book.
- (scoffs)

2114
01:30:39,752 --> 01:30:41,963
Is that what you think of me?

2115
01:30:43,882 --> 01:30:45,375
Oh, come on, Charlie.

2116
01:30:45,425 --> 01:30:47,043
I was rooting for you.

2117
01:30:47,093 --> 01:30:49,879
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.

2118
01:30:49,929 --> 01:30:53,049
I'm sorry to disappoint you
and the world.

2119
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:54,592
You're disappointing yourself.

2120
01:30:54,642 --> 01:30:57,387
I'm protecting myself.

2121
01:30:57,437 --> 01:30:58,888
I can't get away from her.

2122
01:30:58,938 --> 01:31:02,726
There's always a poster,
a Vitamix or a billboard.

2123
01:31:02,776 --> 01:31:05,612
You know they're not together?

2124
01:31:08,823 --> 01:31:10,784
Maybe not.

2125
01:31:11,701 --> 01:31:13,236
But, Colin,
can you do me a favor?

2126
01:31:13,286 --> 01:31:15,905
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?

2127
01:31:15,955 --> 01:31:17,999
She's gonna need someone.

2128
01:31:24,088 --> 01:31:26,666
♪ ♪

2129
01:31:26,716 --> 01:31:28,460
FALLON: On Friday's show,
we'll be talking

2130
01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:30,628
to the beautiful Kat Valdez

2131
01:31:30,678 --> 01:31:32,422
about her new hit single
"On My Way,"

2132
01:31:32,472 --> 01:31:35,767
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.

2133
01:31:36,768 --> 01:31:38,511
(Tank snoring)

2134
01:31:38,561 --> 01:31:40,513
- Night.
- Night.

2135
01:31:40,563 --> 01:31:42,932
NARRATOR (on TV):
...established by jaw snapping,

2136
01:31:42,982 --> 01:31:46,227
headbutting or tail slapping.

2137
01:31:46,277 --> 01:31:49,606
Physical dominance
establishes the leader.

2138
01:31:49,656 --> 01:31:53,777
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins

2139
01:31:53,827 --> 01:31:56,154
and can cover 80 miles.

2140
01:31:56,204 --> 01:31:58,248
(broadcast fades)

2141
01:31:59,499 --> 01:32:01,751
♪ ♪

2142
01:32:11,302 --> 01:32:14,297
Mathalon, baby,
with the Mathalonians.

2143
01:32:14,347 --> 01:32:16,174
- Headed to Peoria, Illinois.
- Hey.

2144
01:32:16,224 --> 01:32:17,926
- Coming to get ya.
- (kids chattering)

2145
01:32:17,976 --> 01:32:19,969
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Oh, we're live.

2146
01:32:20,019 --> 01:32:23,139
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.

2147
01:32:23,189 --> 01:32:25,683
- (Charlie clears throat)
- 5,000 people are watching.

2148
01:32:25,733 --> 01:32:27,018
Bye.

2149
01:32:27,068 --> 01:32:28,728
- Charles.
- I'm serious.

2150
01:32:28,778 --> 01:32:30,522
Um, I can't. Turn it off.

2151
01:32:30,572 --> 01:32:32,732
Are you at some point
gonna be fun again?

2152
01:32:32,782 --> 01:32:33,983
I was never fun.

2153
01:32:34,033 --> 01:32:36,403
That's true,
and I love you anyway.

2154
01:32:36,453 --> 01:32:38,279
You know, you're not always
gonna feel this way.

2155
01:32:38,329 --> 01:32:41,074
You're lucky you made it.
We were gonna leave without you.

2156
01:32:41,124 --> 01:32:42,617
CHARLIE:
Parker. No, we weren't.

2157
01:32:42,667 --> 01:32:45,086
- Come on, let's go, Percy.
- We absolutely were.

2158
01:32:46,004 --> 01:32:48,498
ANIKAH: I loved you
and Charlie as a couple.

2159
01:32:48,548 --> 01:32:50,884
Are you still friends?

2160
01:32:52,010 --> 01:32:54,137
Is it okay if I ask you that?

2161
01:32:55,138 --> 01:32:56,256
Yeah.

2162
01:32:56,306 --> 01:32:58,299
Um, sure.

2163
01:32:58,349 --> 01:32:59,843
Yeah. (chuckles)

2164
01:32:59,893 --> 01:33:01,136
He seems like the sweetest man.

2165
01:33:01,186 --> 01:33:03,221
You know, I actually DMed him

2166
01:33:03,271 --> 01:33:06,099
to wish him luck
on his Mathalon tomorrow.

2167
01:33:06,149 --> 01:33:09,903
He never answered, obviously.
(chuckles)

2168
01:33:11,571 --> 01:33:13,481
Mathalon's tomorrow?

2169
01:33:13,531 --> 01:33:14,691
Yeah.

2170
01:33:14,741 --> 01:33:16,317
- (door closes)
- BASTIAN: Hey.

2171
01:33:16,367 --> 01:33:17,777
Hey.

2172
01:33:17,827 --> 01:33:19,070
I'll just fix that.

2173
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:21,122
BASTIAN:
Thank you.

2174
01:33:22,415 --> 01:33:25,034
- Oh, I like that.
- Mm. Thank you.

2175
01:33:25,084 --> 01:33:26,870
- BASTIAN: Nice.
- (audience cheering)

2176
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,705
FALLON:
So, we've been... we've been

2177
01:33:28,755 --> 01:33:30,165
beating around the bush,
and I think that

2178
01:33:30,215 --> 01:33:31,666
we should get right down to it.

2179
01:33:31,716 --> 01:33:34,377
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"

2180
01:33:34,427 --> 01:33:37,881
uh, yet you wrote "Marry Me"
for each other.

2181
01:33:37,931 --> 01:33:40,717
Uh, Bastian wrote "Segundo"
for Kat.

2182
01:33:40,767 --> 01:33:43,344
Kat wrote "On My Way"
for Bastian.

2183
01:33:43,394 --> 01:33:46,347
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,

2184
01:33:46,397 --> 01:33:49,309
- "Come On Already!" Am I right?
- (audience laughing)

2185
01:33:49,359 --> 01:33:51,311
(chuckles) Let's see if
we can get these two guys

2186
01:33:51,361 --> 01:33:53,563
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back.

2187
01:33:53,613 --> 01:33:55,106
- Ooh.
- AUDIENCE: Ooh.

2188
01:33:55,156 --> 01:33:58,068
- Do not change that channel.
- (cheering and applause)

2189
01:33:58,118 --> 01:34:00,161
(band playing upbeat music)

2190
01:34:07,377 --> 01:34:10,463
I didn't write "On My Way"
for Bastian.

2191
01:34:14,884 --> 01:34:16,544
I'm sorry, Jimmy.

2192
01:34:16,594 --> 01:34:21,007
I know it's an inopportune time
to have an epiphany, but...

2193
01:34:21,057 --> 01:34:23,309
I don't want to go back.

2194
01:34:26,354 --> 01:34:30,767
Someone told me that if you sit
in the question long enough,

2195
01:34:30,817 --> 01:34:32,944
the answer finds you.

2196
01:34:33,862 --> 01:34:36,114
And the answer is...

2197
01:34:37,532 --> 01:34:40,827
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.

2198
01:34:42,829 --> 01:34:45,540
I want something different.

2199
01:34:50,962 --> 01:34:54,174
- Come here.
- (audience gasping, murmuring)

2200
01:34:59,846 --> 01:35:02,549
So, I'm guessing
no romantic duet.

2201
01:35:02,599 --> 01:35:04,342
(cameras clicking rapidly)

2202
01:35:04,392 --> 01:35:06,052
- Hey. - Kat!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2203
01:35:06,102 --> 01:35:07,595
- That's Kat Valdez.
- Kat! Kat, wait! - Over here!

2204
01:35:07,645 --> 01:35:10,306
- Where you going?
- Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh?

2205
01:35:10,356 --> 01:35:11,307
Peoria.

2206
01:35:11,357 --> 01:35:13,685
- I'll get you a plane.
- No.

2207
01:35:13,735 --> 01:35:15,520
I want to do this
by myself, okay?

2208
01:35:15,570 --> 01:35:17,439
- Can't be that hard.
- PHOTOGRAPHER: Kat, come on.

2209
01:35:17,489 --> 01:35:19,149
- Kat, where you headed?
- How about another shot?

2210
01:35:19,199 --> 01:35:20,775
KAT:
Take me to the airport.

2211
01:35:20,825 --> 01:35:22,152
Bye!

2212
01:35:22,202 --> 01:35:23,820
COLIN:
Hey.

2213
01:35:23,870 --> 01:35:25,455
That's not our car.

2214
01:35:29,209 --> 01:35:31,035
Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?

2215
01:35:31,085 --> 01:35:32,829
Oh, my God. Kat Valdez?

2216
01:35:32,879 --> 01:35:34,706
You're right.
What's she doing here?

2217
01:35:34,756 --> 01:35:36,166
(people murmuring)

2218
01:35:36,216 --> 01:35:38,960
Sorry. The last
connecting flight to Peoria

2219
01:35:39,010 --> 01:35:41,212
is through Chicago,
but it's all sold out.

2220
01:35:41,262 --> 01:35:42,672
- (sighs)
- If you fly tomorrow...

2221
01:35:42,722 --> 01:35:44,883
Tonight. It has to be tonight.

2222
01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:46,968
The Mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,

2223
01:35:47,018 --> 01:35:49,270
and I promised I'd be there.

2224
01:35:51,940 --> 01:35:56,186
I will give anyone $5,000 for
their standby slot to Chicago.

2225
01:35:56,236 --> 01:36:00,023
It's illegal. You can't buy
someone else's ticket.

2226
01:36:00,073 --> 01:36:01,649
- You can't?
- COLIN: Kat.

2227
01:36:01,699 --> 01:36:04,360
Did you know it's illegal
to buy someone else's ticket?

2228
01:36:04,410 --> 01:36:06,362
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.
(chuckles)

2229
01:36:06,412 --> 01:36:08,448
Now, I can't get you a plane,

2230
01:36:08,498 --> 01:36:10,658
but we got you
the last available ticket.

2231
01:36:10,708 --> 01:36:11,910
It's in coach.

2232
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:13,661
- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah, yeah.

2233
01:36:13,711 --> 01:36:16,122
Tell me that
after you get there, okay?

2234
01:36:16,172 --> 01:36:18,958
So, there's your passport
and some money.

2235
01:36:19,008 --> 01:36:21,010
Go find your answer.

2236
01:36:23,888 --> 01:36:26,466
- Okay.
- Go on.

2237
01:36:26,516 --> 01:36:28,101
Bye.

2238
01:36:29,686 --> 01:36:31,429
MAN (over intercom):
Ladies and gentlemen, due to

2239
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:33,139
freezing weather conditions
and some strong headwinds,

2240
01:36:33,189 --> 01:36:35,100
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,

2241
01:36:35,150 --> 01:36:37,102
but we will get you there
by morning.

2242
01:36:37,152 --> 01:36:38,853
- (passengers groaning)
- Excuse me, miss.

2243
01:36:38,903 --> 01:36:41,398
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.

2244
01:36:41,448 --> 01:36:44,109
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes

2245
01:36:44,159 --> 01:36:45,568
and Michelob ULTRA.

2246
01:36:45,618 --> 01:36:48,196
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and Michelob ULTRA.

2247
01:36:48,246 --> 01:36:49,906
(passengers murmuring happily)

2248
01:36:49,956 --> 01:36:52,117
MAN:
What about the cheese cubes?

2249
01:36:52,167 --> 01:36:54,285
Sure.
Cheese cubes, too. Why not?

2250
01:36:54,335 --> 01:36:59,165
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?

2251
01:36:59,215 --> 01:37:00,750
(timer ticking)

2252
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:04,421
Uh, the answer is nine?

2253
01:37:04,471 --> 01:37:06,631
- (bell dings)
- That answer is correct.

2254
01:37:06,681 --> 01:37:08,842
- (cheering)
- This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons.

2255
01:37:08,892 --> 01:37:09,968
Nice, Esther.

2256
01:37:10,018 --> 01:37:11,344
Good job.

2257
01:37:11,394 --> 01:37:13,480
- Go, Esther!
- (cheering continues)

2258
01:37:17,525 --> 01:37:19,477
Where are the people
with the cars?

2259
01:37:19,527 --> 01:37:21,354
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?

2260
01:37:21,404 --> 01:37:22,731
- I-I need...
- No. Sorry.

2261
01:37:22,781 --> 01:37:23,857
- PARKER: I do.
- You...

2262
01:37:23,907 --> 01:37:25,942
Colin called me, so...

2263
01:37:25,992 --> 01:37:27,444
Is Charlie here?

2264
01:37:27,494 --> 01:37:29,779
You know, I didn't tell him
I was coming.

2265
01:37:29,829 --> 01:37:32,832
I didn't want to screw with him
on the big day, in case...

2266
01:37:33,792 --> 01:37:36,619
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,

2267
01:37:36,669 --> 01:37:40,048
so I got to ask you, Kat,
are you...

2268
01:37:42,258 --> 01:37:44,594
Is this for real?

2269
01:37:45,470 --> 01:37:47,464
Well, I walked out on Fallon

2270
01:37:47,514 --> 01:37:50,433
to freeze my toes off
in Peoria, so...

2271
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,262
Excellent point.

2272
01:37:54,312 --> 01:37:56,147
I called an Uber.

2273
01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:58,391
47 minutes?

2274
01:37:58,441 --> 01:37:59,768
What?

2275
01:37:59,818 --> 01:38:00,977
We're not gonna make it.

2276
01:38:01,027 --> 01:38:02,437
Didn't they already start?

2277
01:38:02,487 --> 01:38:04,564
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...

2278
01:38:04,614 --> 01:38:07,367
- (tires screeching)
- Wait!

2279
01:38:11,121 --> 01:38:15,158
This woman,
this superstar, this icon,

2280
01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:17,660
has flown in coach in stilettos

2281
01:38:17,710 --> 01:38:20,580
to win back the unlikely
love of her life,

2282
01:38:20,630 --> 01:38:24,000
who, against all odds,
she loves.

2283
01:38:24,050 --> 01:38:25,668
And he loves her.

2284
01:38:25,718 --> 01:38:26,961
He does, right?

2285
01:38:27,011 --> 01:38:28,630
Completely.

2286
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:32,467
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future

2287
01:38:32,517 --> 01:38:35,011
but the future of-of anyone
who ever believed

2288
01:38:35,061 --> 01:38:36,846
in the magic of a leap of faith.

2289
01:38:36,896 --> 01:38:39,849
- Look...
- She'll give you a thousand dollars.

2290
01:38:39,899 --> 01:38:42,268
The answer is 15.

2291
01:38:42,318 --> 01:38:43,686
- (bell dings)
- The answer is correct.

2292
01:38:43,736 --> 01:38:45,939
- Five points, Trinity Numerators.
- Yes!

2293
01:38:45,989 --> 01:38:47,365
Yes! Get 'em!

2294
01:38:48,158 --> 01:38:49,359
Congratulations.

2295
01:38:49,409 --> 01:38:50,652
JUDGE:
After a break,

2296
01:38:50,702 --> 01:38:52,737
we're moving
to a sudden-death round

2297
01:38:52,787 --> 01:38:54,364
between the
three-time champions,

2298
01:38:54,414 --> 01:38:56,449
- Trinity Numerators...
- NUMERATORS: Yes!

2299
01:38:56,499 --> 01:38:59,244
...and the first-time finalists,
Coolidge Pi-thons.

2300
01:38:59,294 --> 01:39:01,246
(excited chatter)

2301
01:39:01,296 --> 01:39:02,372
Sudden death.

2302
01:39:02,422 --> 01:39:03,873
- Ooh. Blast off.
- (chuckling)

2303
01:39:03,923 --> 01:39:07,752
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the Coolidge Pi-thons.

2304
01:39:07,802 --> 01:39:09,462
Choker better pray.

2305
01:39:09,512 --> 01:39:11,214
- (laughter)
- Shut up.

2306
01:39:11,264 --> 01:39:13,258
(Manny laughing)

2307
01:39:13,308 --> 01:39:14,843
You laughing at that?

2308
01:39:14,893 --> 01:39:16,553
(sighs) Look...

2309
01:39:16,603 --> 01:39:18,555
I don't want to embarrass you.

2310
01:39:18,605 --> 01:39:20,223
I know that's your daughter.

2311
01:39:20,273 --> 01:39:22,225
- CHARLIE: Yeah?
- MANNY: I saw her last year.

2312
01:39:22,275 --> 01:39:24,102
She's got stage fright.

2313
01:39:24,152 --> 01:39:26,229
My daughter's fine.

2314
01:39:26,279 --> 01:39:28,648
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you

2315
01:39:28,698 --> 01:39:30,942
if you guys
just conceded the title.

2316
01:39:30,992 --> 01:39:32,694
- Concede?
- Mm-hmm.

2317
01:39:32,744 --> 01:39:34,529
- Give you the trophy?
- No.

2318
01:39:34,579 --> 01:39:37,615
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.

2319
01:39:37,665 --> 01:39:39,334
Huh?

2320
01:39:40,418 --> 01:39:42,954
CHARLIE:
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.

2321
01:39:43,004 --> 01:39:46,541
So, um, Coach Looney Tunes
over there wants to know

2322
01:39:46,591 --> 01:39:48,918
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.

2323
01:39:48,968 --> 01:39:50,920
- PI-THONS: No!
- That doesn't even make sense.

2324
01:39:50,970 --> 01:39:52,672
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
- Four in a row, baby.

2325
01:39:52,722 --> 01:39:56,301
How about we go show him
what the Pi-thons are all about?

2326
01:39:56,351 --> 01:39:57,927
PI-THONS:
Yeah!

2327
01:39:57,977 --> 01:39:59,387
(all hissing)

2328
01:39:59,437 --> 01:40:01,272
Lou, you ready for this?

2329
01:40:02,649 --> 01:40:04,484
Watch me.

2330
01:40:05,819 --> 01:40:07,904
♪ ♪

2331
01:40:10,490 --> 01:40:11,900
JUDGE:
This next answer will determine

2332
01:40:11,950 --> 01:40:15,236
whether the Coolidge Pi-thons
win the Mathalon.

2333
01:40:15,286 --> 01:40:16,529
Lou Gilbert.

2334
01:40:16,579 --> 01:40:18,448
- Yes, Lou.
- Go, Lou!

2335
01:40:18,498 --> 01:40:21,626
(Pi-Thons murmuring
encouragement, clapping)

2336
01:40:23,169 --> 01:40:25,588
- Come on, Lou. - You got this.
- (encouragement continues)

2337
01:40:26,965 --> 01:40:29,551
- Come on, Lou. You got this.
- PI-THON: Come on, Lou.

2338
01:40:30,510 --> 01:40:34,005
A circle with perimeter eight pi
is inscribed in an ellipse

2339
01:40:34,055 --> 01:40:35,590
whose width is twice its height.

2340
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:38,560
What is the area of the ellipse
in square units?

2341
01:40:39,644 --> 01:40:41,596
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)

2342
01:40:41,646 --> 01:40:44,599
PI-THON: You know this.
Set your mind to it.

2343
01:40:44,649 --> 01:40:46,559
NUMERATOR (whispers):
She's got it.

2344
01:40:46,609 --> 01:40:48,353
- Yeah, she...
- (makes choking sounds)

2345
01:40:48,403 --> 01:40:51,314
Anyone know a good choke?

2346
01:40:51,364 --> 01:40:52,482
- Hey.
- JUDGE: Quiet, please.

2347
01:40:52,532 --> 01:40:53,942
Please respect the Mathalonians.

2348
01:40:53,992 --> 01:40:56,244
(laughter)

2349
01:40:57,203 --> 01:40:58,863
GIRL:
It's not fair.

2350
01:40:58,913 --> 01:41:00,115
BOY:
Loser!

2351
01:41:00,165 --> 01:41:02,709
(laughter continues)

2352
01:41:06,504 --> 01:41:08,289
(camera clicks)

2353
01:41:08,339 --> 01:41:10,166
I tried to protect you
from this.

2354
01:41:10,216 --> 01:41:12,502
- (spectators murmuring)
- Stop it.

2355
01:41:12,552 --> 01:41:14,921
PI-THON:
Stay with us, Lou.

2356
01:41:14,971 --> 01:41:16,464
(mouthing)

2357
01:41:16,514 --> 01:41:17,757
(trembling breaths)

2358
01:41:17,807 --> 01:41:20,510
PI-THON:
Don't let it get in your head!

2359
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:22,562
CHARLIE:
Lou.

2360
01:41:29,110 --> 01:41:31,279
- What the hell is this?
- (cell phone chimes)

2361
01:41:32,113 --> 01:41:33,907
Oh, my God.

2362
01:41:43,374 --> 01:41:45,293
You guys, it's over here!

2363
01:41:46,461 --> 01:41:47,912
BOY:
Dork!

2364
01:41:47,962 --> 01:41:49,664
PI-THON:
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea.

2365
01:41:49,714 --> 01:41:51,332
PI-THON 2:
Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert.

2366
01:41:51,382 --> 01:41:52,834
CHARLIE:
Yeah. Yeah.

2367
01:41:52,884 --> 01:41:54,844
- You got it.
- (Pi-thons murmuring)

2368
01:41:55,929 --> 01:41:57,722
CHARLIE:
Come on!

2369
01:42:05,772 --> 01:42:07,932
Come on. Objection.
He's counting.

2370
01:42:07,982 --> 01:42:09,901
He's dancing, you lunatic.

2371
01:42:10,985 --> 01:42:12,270
That's Kat Valdez.

2372
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,531
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.

2373
01:42:15,323 --> 01:42:16,816
CHARLIE:
Come on. Come on.

2374
01:42:16,866 --> 01:42:19,577
(Pi-thons murmuring
encouragement)

2375
01:42:22,288 --> 01:42:24,332
PI-THON:
I believe in you!

2376
01:42:28,294 --> 01:42:29,963
- 32 pi!
- (buzzer sounds, bell dings)

2377
01:42:31,631 --> 01:42:33,541
- The answer is correct.
- PI-THONS: Yes!

2378
01:42:33,591 --> 01:42:35,293
But the timer's elapsed.

2379
01:42:35,343 --> 01:42:37,462
The Trinity Numerators retain
their national status.

2380
01:42:37,512 --> 01:42:39,047
- (cheering)
- We'll reconvene

2381
01:42:39,097 --> 01:42:42,258
- in ten minutes for the awards presentation.
- Yeah!

2382
01:42:42,308 --> 01:42:43,676
PI-THON:
Hey, it's okay, Lou.

2383
01:42:43,726 --> 01:42:45,345
NUMERATORS (chanting):
Four years in a row!

2384
01:42:45,395 --> 01:42:47,680
Four years in a row!
Four years in a row!

2385
01:42:47,730 --> 01:42:48,973
Hey. Hey.

2386
01:42:49,023 --> 01:42:51,101
I'm so proud of you.

2387
01:42:51,151 --> 01:42:53,686
- (crying): Dad, I lost again.
- No, it doesn't matter.

2388
01:42:53,736 --> 01:42:56,606
First of all, you got it right.
It was perfect.

2389
01:42:56,656 --> 01:42:58,942
But second of all,
you were just up there.

2390
01:42:58,992 --> 01:43:01,786
You stood up there,
and you were so brave.

2391
01:43:02,620 --> 01:43:03,905
I'm the one who should be crying

2392
01:43:03,955 --> 01:43:06,116
- for the dancing I was doing.
- (laughs)

2393
01:43:06,166 --> 01:43:08,334
- You were great.
- (sobbing)

2394
01:43:09,502 --> 01:43:11,421
Thank you.

2395
01:43:12,755 --> 01:43:15,667
I love you, Dad. (sniffles)

2396
01:43:15,717 --> 01:43:17,877
You were amazing, Lou.

2397
01:43:17,927 --> 01:43:19,379
Really, I mean,

2398
01:43:19,429 --> 01:43:21,764
you took a shot
even though it was scary.

2399
01:43:23,224 --> 01:43:24,851
That's what matters.

2400
01:43:28,188 --> 01:43:31,024
Not everything adds up
the way you think it will.

2401
01:43:33,818 --> 01:43:37,480
You know, they say
if you want something different,

2402
01:43:37,530 --> 01:43:39,949
you have to do
something different.

2403
01:43:40,909 --> 01:43:43,403
What if we're just
too different?

2404
01:43:43,453 --> 01:43:45,997
What if we're not?

2405
01:43:59,385 --> 01:44:01,337
(kids gasping, murmuring)

2406
01:44:01,387 --> 01:44:03,139
(chuckles softly)

2407
01:44:16,569 --> 01:44:18,988
(laughter)

2408
01:44:19,989 --> 01:44:22,575
(mouthing)

2409
01:44:23,785 --> 01:44:26,529
I'm fully blacking out
right now.

2410
01:44:26,579 --> 01:44:29,699
- Come on, Mr. G.
- Come on, Mr. G!

2411
01:44:29,749 --> 01:44:31,367
GIRL:
You're leaving her hanging.

2412
01:44:31,417 --> 01:44:32,869
Come on, dude.

2413
01:44:32,919 --> 01:44:34,462
Dad.

2414
01:44:38,258 --> 01:44:41,427
CROWD:
Aw.

2415
01:44:48,184 --> 01:44:50,436
KIDS:
Ew.

2416
01:44:54,566 --> 01:44:56,776
CHARLIE:
Here we go.

2417
01:44:58,153 --> 01:45:00,563
GLEE CLUB:
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

2418
01:45:00,613 --> 01:45:02,899
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

2419
01:45:02,949 --> 01:45:04,943
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

2420
01:45:04,993 --> 01:45:06,486
♪ For the rest, the rest... ♪

2421
01:45:06,536 --> 01:45:08,113
KAT:
♪ I never seen forever ♪

2422
01:45:08,163 --> 01:45:09,531
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

2423
01:45:09,581 --> 01:45:11,199
♪ I never seen forever
in the wild ♪

2424
01:45:11,249 --> 01:45:15,044
♪ But now I'm lookin',
now I'm lookin' in its eyes ♪

2425
01:45:16,504 --> 01:45:18,206
♪ Baby, you're my shelter ♪

2426
01:45:18,256 --> 01:45:20,175
♪ Shelter from
a broken paradise ♪

2427
01:45:20,967 --> 01:45:22,419
♪ I couldn't dream it ♪

2428
01:45:22,469 --> 01:45:25,472
♪ Any better if I tried ♪

2429
01:45:26,639 --> 01:45:28,007
♪ True love gotta
ring, ring, ring ♪

2430
01:45:28,057 --> 01:45:29,884
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Church bells ♪

2431
01:45:29,934 --> 01:45:31,553
- ♪ Let 'em ring, ring, ring ♪
- ♪ Ring, ring ♪

2432
01:45:31,603 --> 01:45:33,430
♪ Angels gonna
sing, sing, sing ♪

2433
01:45:33,480 --> 01:45:35,390
♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

2434
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:36,599
♪ Baby ♪

2435
01:45:36,649 --> 01:45:38,560
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

2436
01:45:38,610 --> 01:45:41,020
♪ Marry me, marry me,
say yes ♪

2437
01:45:41,070 --> 01:45:43,231
♪ Marry me, marry me, say yes ♪

2438
01:45:43,281 --> 01:45:45,442
♪ For the rest,
the rest of your life ♪

2439
01:45:45,492 --> 01:45:46,735
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ♪

2440
01:45:46,785 --> 01:45:48,820
♪ Ma-Ma-Ma-Marry me ♪

2441
01:45:48,870 --> 01:45:50,739
♪ Won't you love me, baby? ♪

2442
01:45:50,789 --> 01:45:52,991
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-marry me... ♪

2443
01:45:53,041 --> 01:45:55,034
- Getting ready.
- Tanky.

2444
01:45:55,084 --> 01:45:57,287
- This is the calm... Oh, gee!
- Oh, no!

2445
01:45:57,337 --> 01:45:59,164
- Tank!
- (laughter)

2446
01:45:59,214 --> 01:46:01,666
- Okay, wait. Slower.
- He doesn't have teeth.

2447
01:46:01,716 --> 01:46:03,293
- Slower. Okay.
- He doesn't...

2448
01:46:03,343 --> 01:46:06,379
♪ Diamonds and a necklace,
everything else is off ♪

2449
01:46:06,429 --> 01:46:08,006
Good boy.

2450
01:46:08,056 --> 01:46:10,049
♪ Now he wanna bet
he can beat me to the bed... ♪

2451
01:46:10,099 --> 01:46:12,552
So, we met at Jimmy Fallon,
didn't we?

2452
01:46:12,602 --> 01:46:14,012
- Yeah.
- We didn't hook up at Fallon.

2453
01:46:14,062 --> 01:46:15,805
No, we had sex at Burning Man.

2454
01:46:15,855 --> 01:46:17,057
So, Kat made me come
to one of those...

2455
01:46:17,107 --> 01:46:18,558
Um, what are they
called again, babe?

2456
01:46:18,608 --> 01:46:19,726
- It's called a Mathalon, bro.
- Yes!

2457
01:46:19,776 --> 01:46:21,019
Oh, my God, it's so boring.

2458
01:46:21,069 --> 01:46:22,520
And what do you guys
do there again?

2459
01:46:22,570 --> 01:46:23,688
- It's this thing called, um...
- Math.

2460
01:46:23,738 --> 01:46:25,148
- Yes! Oh, my God.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.

2461
01:46:25,198 --> 01:46:26,566
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...

2462
01:46:26,616 --> 01:46:27,942
(laughing):
She did.

2463
01:46:27,992 --> 01:46:30,570
- I-I met my most favorite person here.
- Mm.

2464
01:46:30,620 --> 01:46:32,155
We met at a party
as she was leaving.

2465
01:46:32,205 --> 01:46:33,656
And had I walked out
ten seconds earlier,

2466
01:46:33,706 --> 01:46:35,158
we never would've met.

2467
01:46:35,208 --> 01:46:36,826
And I bet you wish
that was the case sometimes.

2468
01:46:36,876 --> 01:46:39,412
(laughs) Never.

2469
01:46:39,462 --> 01:46:41,206
I had a six-mile radius set,

2470
01:46:41,256 --> 01:46:43,750
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.

2471
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,752
Well, she wanted
to meet at 4:00 p.m.

2472
01:46:45,802 --> 01:46:47,670
Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?

2473
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:50,965
When we met,
he was in a unitard.

2474
01:46:51,015 --> 01:46:52,717
She liked what she saw.

2475
01:46:52,767 --> 01:46:54,177
(laughing)

2476
01:46:54,227 --> 01:46:57,472
81 years ago, we were born
in the same hospital

2477
01:46:57,522 --> 01:47:00,475
two days apart, in diapers.

2478
01:47:00,525 --> 01:47:02,852
Here it is 81 years later,

2479
01:47:02,902 --> 01:47:04,854
and we're back in diapers again.

2480
01:47:04,904 --> 01:47:07,023
- Oh, Charlie!
- (both laugh)

2481
01:47:07,073 --> 01:47:09,109
We met on a dating app,
but then,

2482
01:47:09,159 --> 01:47:11,152
uh, he invited me
on the second date,

2483
01:47:11,202 --> 01:47:13,446
um, camping in the woods,
and I was like,

2484
01:47:13,496 --> 01:47:15,156
"That seems unsafe...

2485
01:47:15,206 --> 01:47:17,158
- so I'll go."
- Her friend told her not to go.

2486
01:47:17,208 --> 01:47:19,452
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,

2487
01:47:19,502 --> 01:47:21,037
and she's still alive.

2488
01:47:21,087 --> 01:47:22,080
(both laugh)

2489
01:47:22,130 --> 01:47:23,998
BOTH:
We met at a concert.

2490
01:47:24,048 --> 01:47:25,750
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪

2491
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:28,169
♪ I'm falling into you ♪

2492
01:47:28,219 --> 01:47:30,922
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪

2493
01:47:30,972 --> 01:47:33,341
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪

2494
01:47:33,391 --> 01:47:35,677
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪

2495
01:47:35,727 --> 01:47:37,971
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪

2496
01:47:38,021 --> 01:47:40,557
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪

2497
01:47:40,607 --> 01:47:42,934
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪

2498
01:47:42,984 --> 01:47:45,061
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪

2499
01:47:45,111 --> 01:47:47,731
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪

2500
01:47:47,781 --> 01:47:49,649
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪

2501
01:47:49,699 --> 01:47:51,901
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪

2502
01:47:51,951 --> 01:47:54,070
♪ So come touch my body ♪

2503
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:56,948
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪

2504
01:47:56,998 --> 01:47:59,075
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪

2505
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:01,536
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪

2506
01:48:01,586 --> 01:48:03,913
♪ So come touch my body ♪

2507
01:48:03,963 --> 01:48:06,374
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪

2508
01:48:06,424 --> 01:48:08,418
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

2509
01:48:08,468 --> 01:48:10,837
♪ Right here by the light
of the moon ♪

2510
01:48:10,887 --> 01:48:13,798
♪ Spotlight on you
got me zoomin' ♪

2511
01:48:13,848 --> 01:48:16,593
♪ I'm falling into you ♪

2512
01:48:16,643 --> 01:48:18,928
♪ We're dancing on tabletops ♪

2513
01:48:18,978 --> 01:48:21,431
♪ Neighbors calling the cops ♪

2514
01:48:21,481 --> 01:48:23,892
♪ When I'm with you,
feels like ♪

2515
01:48:23,942 --> 01:48:25,935
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪

2516
01:48:25,985 --> 01:48:28,605
♪ We're burning down
all the clocks ♪

2517
01:48:28,655 --> 01:48:30,940
♪ Hoping that time will stop ♪

2518
01:48:30,990 --> 01:48:33,151
♪ Block out the world tonight ♪

2519
01:48:33,201 --> 01:48:35,612
♪ Like nobody's watching us ♪

2520
01:48:35,662 --> 01:48:37,655
♪ Nobody's watching us ♪

2521
01:48:37,705 --> 01:48:39,908
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪

2522
01:48:39,958 --> 01:48:42,202
♪ So come touch my body ♪

2523
01:48:42,252 --> 01:48:44,287
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪

2524
01:48:44,337 --> 01:48:47,373
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
- ♪ No-no-no, no-no... ♪

2525
01:48:47,423 --> 01:48:49,542
♪ No, nobody's watching ♪

2526
01:48:49,592 --> 01:48:51,920
♪ So come touch my body ♪

2527
01:48:51,970 --> 01:48:54,881
♪ No, nobody's watching us ♪

2528
01:48:54,931 --> 01:48:57,550
- ♪ Na, na, na. ♪
- (song ends)

2529
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:00,345
KAT: ♪ Got ocean views
from ceiling to the floor ♪

2530
01:49:00,395 --> 01:49:04,516
♪ Keep a milli by the bed,
a hundred more offshore-ore ♪

2531
01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:07,352
♪ Closets full of Louis
and Christian Dior ♪

2532
01:49:07,402 --> 01:49:11,022
♪ Picassos and van Goghs
that no one's seen before-ore ♪

2533
01:49:11,072 --> 01:49:14,526
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪

2534
01:49:14,576 --> 01:49:17,654
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪

2535
01:49:17,704 --> 01:49:19,155
♪ Every day and night ♪

2536
01:49:19,205 --> 01:49:21,199
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪

2537
01:49:21,249 --> 01:49:23,493
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪

2538
01:49:23,543 --> 01:49:24,786
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

2539
01:49:24,836 --> 01:49:27,380
(Kat singing in Spanish)

2540
01:49:37,765 --> 01:49:40,018
(Bastian singing in Spanish)

2541
01:49:47,859 --> 01:49:51,187
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)

2542
01:49:51,237 --> 01:49:53,064
KAT:
♪ Is this sentimental ♪

2543
01:49:53,114 --> 01:49:54,733
♪ To put all my money
just right where my heart is? ♪

2544
01:49:54,783 --> 01:49:56,234
♪ But, baby, you're special ♪

2545
01:49:56,284 --> 01:49:58,069
♪ No matter the cost,
I'm-a do it regardless ♪

2546
01:49:58,119 --> 01:50:01,197
♪ Let's take a jet, we're
riding out to Puerto Rico ♪

2547
01:50:01,247 --> 01:50:04,367
♪ Later we get the yacht,
head to Santo Domingo ♪

2548
01:50:04,417 --> 01:50:07,954
♪ And my body, papi,
es tu party ♪

2549
01:50:08,004 --> 01:50:11,332
♪ Now I'm flying,
you be the pilot ♪

2550
01:50:11,382 --> 01:50:14,919
♪ No questioning our love,
make my best days even better ♪

2551
01:50:14,969 --> 01:50:17,881
♪ Long ain't long enough,
I'm looking at forever ♪

2552
01:50:17,931 --> 01:50:21,342
♪ Diamonds drippin' down
like fountains ♪

2553
01:50:21,392 --> 01:50:24,554
♪ I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is ♪

2554
01:50:24,604 --> 01:50:25,889
♪ Every day and night ♪

2555
01:50:25,939 --> 01:50:28,058
♪ Live a life
filled with luxury ♪

2556
01:50:28,108 --> 01:50:30,101
♪ Don't matter
when you're not with me ♪

2557
01:50:30,151 --> 01:50:31,561
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

2558
01:50:31,611 --> 01:50:33,863
(Bastian singing in Spanish)

2559
01:50:44,457 --> 01:50:46,459
(Kat singing in Spanish)

2560
01:50:54,801 --> 01:50:57,011
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)

2561
01:50:58,096 --> 01:51:00,306
(Bastian singing in Spanish)

2562
01:51:24,372 --> 01:51:26,833
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)

2563
01:51:31,337 --> 01:51:33,548
(Bastian singing in Spanish)

2564
01:51:38,011 --> 01:51:40,221
(Kat and Bastian
singing in Spanish)

2565
01:51:46,186 --> 01:51:48,313
BASTIAN:
♪ All right, all right ♪

2566
01:51:52,480 --> 01:51:54,444
♪ Mamacita. ♪

2567
01:51:54,554 --> 01:52:01,000
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2568
01:52:01,110 --> 01:52:03,610
(song fades)