1 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,241 KAT: All right, let's do it again from the top. 2 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:33,742 We can cue music. 3 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,161 (SINGING) Marry me, marry me, say yes 4 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,372 Marry me, marry me, say yes 5 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,915 Marry me, marry me 6 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,125 Say yes, for the rest The rest 7 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,336 I never seen forever Oh, yeah 8 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,755 I never seen forever In the wild 9 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:51,260 But now I'm lookin' Now I'm lookin' in its eyes... 10 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,179 NEWSCASTER: Tomorrow night, superstar Kat Valdez 11 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,391 and Grammy-winning hot, hot, hot Bastian 12 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,643 will make history when they perform 13 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,063 their new hit song Marry Me and exchange vows 14 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:07,526 in front of the whole world. 20 million people. 15 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,069 BASTIAN: See you tomorrow. 16 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,863 I'll be the one in the veil. 17 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,532 And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me! 18 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,327 Okay, I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown 19 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,913 with 10,000 hand-beaded crystals. 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,915 I feel so grateful right now 21 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,166 that everything is the way it is. 22 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,835 I have a beautiful fiance 23 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,712 who's so supportive and loving and... 24 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,505 I feel so grateful for the American fans because 25 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,340 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way. 26 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,176 Marry Me is sweeping the country. 27 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,053 Planning the wedding show has been insane. 28 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,680 Strike that, the world. 29 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,974 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage 30 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,809 in New York City tomorrow night, 31 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,603 and then jetting off to a private island 32 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,939 where they'll make, let's hope, more beautiful music together. 33 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,191 JUSTIN SYLVESTER: City National Bank, 34 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,568 bank of the stars, presents Marry Me. 35 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,905 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime. 36 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,449 And with me is Colin Calloway, her manager. How are you? 37 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,825 I'm very well, Justin. How are you? 38 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,620 I'm good. Now, I heard this was all Bastian's idea. 39 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,956 Uh, no, no no, they both wanted to give something back to the fans. 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,126 You know, combined, they have a social reach of over 200 million people? 41 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,878 Uh, yeah, of course I know that. I'm the manager. 42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,963 -Who's her bridesmaid? -Uh... 43 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,132 What about her exes? Will they be in the audience? 44 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,550 They got some people, uh, waiting for me, 45 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,968 -so I'm just gonna go and deal with that. -Just... 46 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,303 Bye, guys. 47 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,513 I hate dealing with managers. 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,181 KAT: (SINGING) Marry me 49 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,183 I want you in my life So bad 50 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,143 Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma 51 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,561 Marry me 52 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,231 WOMAN 1: Can somebody get this cart? 53 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,899 WOMAN 2: Can somebody help me? 54 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,235 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 55 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,654 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni. 56 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,447 I mean, if you don't like it, I'll take it. 57 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:36,990 -Ah, that's beautiful. -Oh! 58 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,951 (BOTH LAUGH) 59 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,536 Um, let's pack it for the honeymoon. 60 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,870 -Okay. -Okay? 61 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,747 KAT: Oh, more flowers. 62 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,707 My God, this is insane. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 63 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,835 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park 64 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,670 stuffed with wedding gifts, including a stove. 65 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,464 -Someone got me a stove? -It's from a fan. 66 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,716 Who thinks I don't have a stove? 67 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,009 COLLIN: Yeah, Tyra? 68 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,177 Donate all of it. 69 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,473 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Oh, it's Tom from iHeartRadio. 70 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,851 Tom, the man himself. Talk to me. 71 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,686 Of course I've got some tickets for you, 72 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,229 even if we are completely sold out. 73 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,106 I don't think there's a single person in this city 74 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,024 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding. 75 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,529 Think this is one of my better lunches, but you be the judge. 76 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,281 Dad, don't mess up my hair. 77 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,782 I thought that gave you good luck. 78 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,742 That was, like, a long time ago. 79 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,245 I think it was about a month ago. 80 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,830 How great is this? 81 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,292 Going to the same school together. 82 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,376 Mm-hm. Great. 83 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,879 Oh. And, Lou, you probably won't see that much of me. 84 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,381 I know that could be a problem for you, 85 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,134 but if you need to see me anytime... 86 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,927 -I won't. -I like the independence. 87 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,095 Good. 88 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,431 Oh, and you know the student that you're shadowing, Esther? 89 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,350 Full disclosure, Esther is in my math club, 90 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:48,896 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join. 91 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,480 I'm not joining. 92 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,191 Tough audience. 93 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,652 (SNORING) 94 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,030 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 95 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,990 Um... Dad? 96 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,368 -Can I go in alone? -Of course. 97 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,412 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 98 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,247 If I could walk in alone, 99 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,582 you know, for my street cred. 100 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,169 I love you! 101 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:20,135 You may be good at football, you may be good at track, 102 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,971 but when it comes to math clubs... 103 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,182 ALL: You better watch your back! 104 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,310 Coolidge Pi-thons attack! 105 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:29,603 (HISSING) 106 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,730 Yes! What's our number? 107 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:36,068 STUDENTS: 3.141592... 108 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,152 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 109 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,320 65839... 110 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,988 -65839... -Percy, we got it. Good. 111 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:43,492 Okay, remember, if you sit in the question, 112 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,035 the answer will find you. 113 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,579 Terrific job today. I love the energy. 114 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:50,707 I'm telling you, if we bring that to the Mathalon finals, we win the... 115 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,918 -Oh, Esther, you got a second? -Yeah. 116 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,045 How's Lou doing? She good? 117 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,171 I think so. 118 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,881 You know, she's great at math, so at some point, 119 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,550 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking 120 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,968 about maybe joining the Pi-thons. 121 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,553 'Cause, you know, at her last school, 122 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,638 she made it to the Mathalon finals. 123 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,682 Really? She never mentioned that. 124 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,642 You know, that's the thing. She's really shy. 125 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,562 Oh, not at all. She was telling me about her vacation 126 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,355 and about this guy named David. 127 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,148 David? My ex's new husband? 128 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,525 What did she say about him? 129 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,610 -Uh-- -No, it doesn't matter. Never mind. 130 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,655 Actually, go ahead. Tell me. 131 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,948 Oh, just that he's awesome 132 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,908 and no matter what they do, it's always cool 133 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,452 -and exciting and, you know... -Fun. 134 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:28,745 -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) -Gotcha. 135 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,831 -All right. -Okay. Thanks, Esther. 136 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,083 I guess they're going cave diving. 137 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,919 -Hmm. Cave diving. -Yeah. 138 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,755 (DOOR OPENS) 139 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,507 Where? 140 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,259 PARKER: In a stairwell, spying on your daughter. 141 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,844 -Really? -CHARLIE: We're not spying. 142 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,430 We're... we're just watching from a distance. 143 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,098 We're not spying. 144 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,434 Look, she had a hard time at her last school. 145 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,227 I just want to make sure she's okay. 146 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,938 So, what, you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids? 147 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,900 Parker, you're supposed to set a good example 148 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,234 as the guidance counselor. 149 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:02,821 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone. 150 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,408 Jesus, kids still do the robot? 151 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,160 (RINGTONE PLAYING) Marry me, marry me, say... 152 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,495 -Is that a Marry Me ringtone? -Guilty. 153 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,872 What's Marry Me? 154 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,707 It's Kat and Bastian's new song. 155 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,833 It's everyone's new song. 156 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:15,918 -PITTS: It's my new song. -It's not mine. 157 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,169 People are gonna propose to it. 158 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,172 They're gonna post videos of themselves dancing to it down the aisle. 159 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,715 -Are you ready to be jealous? -Yes. 160 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,676 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex-girlfriend 161 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,345 -to their concert/wedding. -Shut up. 162 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,138 Where she's gonna look at me and say... 163 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,681 Hi, baby. 164 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:30,933 BASTIAN: (ON PHONE) Hi, love. 165 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,476 Did you see my post? 166 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,353 No. You post something? 167 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,314 (BASTIAN SPEAKING SPANISH) 168 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,900 (READING IN SPANISH) 169 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,403 So, do you like it? 170 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,155 I love it. 171 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,616 I love you. 172 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,243 I love you more, baby. 173 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,744 (INHALES DEEPLY) 174 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,663 -When'll you be home? -About an hour. 175 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,289 You know there's about a thousand people 176 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,083 -in this apartment right now? -What? 177 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,668 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 178 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,752 I know. 179 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,088 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 180 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,673 Twenty million? 181 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,174 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, of course. 182 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,386 Oh, my God. This has gotten so out of control. 183 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:08,679 (MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON PHONE) 184 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,305 BASTIAN: I'm on with Kat. Wait. 185 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,640 Yeah, I just... 186 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,978 Now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere. 187 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,312 No, my love. 188 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,023 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world. 189 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,277 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives. 190 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:27,197 -Can't wait. (CHUCKLES) -I can't wait either, baby. 191 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,074 Bye. 192 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,537 WOMAN: Where's Kat? 193 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,789 An interview in ten minutes. 194 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,335 CHARLIE: Look what I just found. 195 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,628 Scoot over. 196 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,965 I was just looking through some old pictures. 197 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:49,428 And look at this one I saw of you, me and Mom in Jamaica, parasailing. 198 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,221 We went parasailing? 199 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,723 Do you not remember? 200 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,601 I mean, to be honest, I don't remember you together at all. 201 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,689 Well, we were, and we had fun. 202 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,400 I get it, Dad. You were a fun guy. 203 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,029 I was, and I am a fun guy. 204 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:09,406 (CHARLIE SIGHS HEAVILY) 205 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,117 But, you know, 206 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,662 it's not just about fun. 207 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,456 It's... It's harder than that. 208 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,750 It's work. It's... 209 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,294 Well, think about Tank. 210 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,004 When Tank was a puppy. 211 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,714 -You remember that? -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. 212 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,090 You remember how fun he was 213 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,928 and playing tug-of-war with the Frisbee and him jumping around? 214 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,806 And now he's old, and his eyes don't work, 215 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,392 and you don't know how many good years he has left, 216 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,269 -but you still... -Dad, is Tank dying? 217 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,230 No. No. 218 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,774 I'm sorry, I... Tank's good. 219 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,734 I got a little off track. 220 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,946 I was just... What I meant is that 221 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,824 love is about sacrifice and the day-to-day. 222 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,327 Um, dad, uh, can I go to sleep now? 223 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,247 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 224 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,290 -Okay. Goodnight. -Okay. 225 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,416 Night. 226 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,173 FALLON: Last time she was here, Kat Valdez, 227 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,467 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings... 228 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,135 (CROWD LAUGHING ON TV) 229 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,513 ...said she wanted to do something smaller, 230 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,682 understated, intimate, 231 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,393 with just, say, 5,000 of their closest fans. 232 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,979 -I mean friends. -(CROWD LAUGHING ON TV) 233 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,023 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal. 234 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:28,026 -Just like Mom's wedding was. -(CROWD LAUGHING ON TV) 235 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,736 SEACREST: (ON RADIO) Hey, good morning, New York. 236 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,905 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you. 237 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,240 ENRIQUE SANTOS: (ON RADIO) Kat and Bastian fans, 238 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,324 it's Enrique Santos with you. 239 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,618 MALE RADIO HOST 1: Tonight, Kat Valdez and Bastian 240 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,162 will give it all they got and tie the knot. 241 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,539 MALE RADIO HOST 2: Today is the big day. 242 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,374 MALE RADIO HOST 3: That shit is crazy, man. 243 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,627 KAT: (READING) "Then on the shore of the wide world I stand alone, and think, 244 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,839 "Till love and fame to nothingness do sink." 245 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,050 It's Keats. You think he'll like it? 246 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,052 If somebody explains it to him, yeah. 247 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:55,929 It's beautiful. 248 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,932 Oh, today is your wedding day! 249 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,726 -Aah! -(EXCLAIMS) Yeah! Yes! Yes! 250 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,477 Get it. Get it. 251 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,979 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary. 252 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,814 You guys went out for what, two weeks? 253 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,483 Seventeen days, if you include the breakup. 254 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,028 And she dumped me with a text. 255 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,321 So rude. 256 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,616 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight. 257 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,660 Parker, I'm not a big concert person. 258 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,747 Listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, 259 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,583 and you don't even get it. This is Halley's Comet. 260 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,085 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body. 261 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,378 It's very rare. 262 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,588 Okay, I've got Lou tonight. 263 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,715 Good. I've got three tickets. 264 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,966 Bring her. 265 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,886 Maybe she'll think you're fun. 266 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,685 (SINGING) Church, church, church, church 267 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,270 Church, church, church 268 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,482 Like church, church, Church, church 269 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,650 Yeah 270 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,277 I'm down on my knees 271 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,571 I've fallen for you 272 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,657 You've opened my gates 273 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,201 -And showed me the truth -(CHEERING) 274 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,372 I'm born again I'm feeling renewed 275 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,666 You showed me the way 276 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,502 I'm baptized in you 277 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,838 I feel it in my chest 278 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,258 I got you in my head I'm putting on my best 279 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,010 Like I'm in church Church, church, church 280 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,596 Screaming out your name 281 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,682 Got me feeling safe 282 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,309 It's a new day Like I'm in church 283 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,228 Church, church, church 284 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,397 You make me sing out 285 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,440 ALL: "Hallelujah" 286 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,236 This kind of love will Do it to ya 287 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,197 Like church, church, Church, church 288 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,699 Church, church, church 289 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,409 Like church, church 290 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,869 Church, church 291 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,579 Yeah 292 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,497 Ready to say, "I do" 293 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:48,000 Making this woman true 294 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,419 Yes, honest to God It's true 295 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,629 Church, church Church, church 296 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,548 Ready to say, "I do" 297 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,967 Making this woman true 298 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,720 Yes, honest to God It's true 299 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,847 Church, church Church, church 300 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:06,310 You make me sing out "Hallelujah," testify 301 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,855 This kind of love Will do it to ya 302 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,608 Like church, church Church, church 303 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,318 Church, church, church 304 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,404 Like church, church Church, church 305 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,697 Yeah 306 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,116 Yeah, hey, hey, baby 307 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,659 I'm in church 308 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,204 Church, church Church, church 309 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,706 Ooh, I'm in church With you 310 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,125 I'm in church with you 311 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:33,837 Yeah, yeah 312 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,049 Yeah, Lord almighty 313 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,510 (ALL CHEERING) 314 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,847 WOMAN: We love you, Kat! 315 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,098 Yeah! 316 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,142 Thank you so much for being here 317 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:50,229 on such a monumentally special occasion. 318 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,189 How's everybody feeling tonight? 319 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,942 (ALL CHEERING) 320 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,818 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 321 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,904 Are there any Latinos in the house? 322 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,073 (CHEERING) 323 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,743 Well, I am looking for one in particular. 324 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,995 (BASTIAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 325 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,705 Yeah! (LAUGHS) 326 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,624 -(ALL CHEERING) -KAT: Yes. 327 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,668 Ooh, hold this. 328 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,298 Hey, Roxy, check out my new best friends. 329 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,092 Oh, yeah, and suck it! 330 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,805 BASTIAN: That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife. 331 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,392 I should've worn my onesie. 332 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,185 (LAUGHS) Charlie. 333 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,064 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 334 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,199 Yeah. 335 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,659 Something's wrong. 336 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,452 -Where? -Page Six. 337 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,127 Are you guys ready for the wedding? 338 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,587 (ALL CHEERING) 339 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,047 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 340 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,725 -Where's Tyra? -WOMAN: In Bastian's dressing room. 341 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,102 -Oh, perfect. -Dancers, to the stage in five! 342 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,937 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 343 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,235 (CHEERING) 344 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,490 KAT: Mel! Where's Mel? 345 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,245 What's everybody looking at? 346 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,044 I know the groom is not supposed to see the bride before the wedding. 347 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,630 Can I just say, "Wow." 348 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,881 No. 349 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,591 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 350 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,596 the moment you've all been waiting for. 351 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,394 (CROWD CHEERING) 352 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,398 -What's the matter? -Everything's fine. 353 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,733 -Something's weird. -Nothing to worry about. 354 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,984 What's everybody looking at? 355 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,070 -Forget about them. -Give me your phone. 356 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,572 Now! 357 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,492 It might not be real. 358 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,704 (CROWD CHEERING) Marry Me! Marry Me! 359 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,374 NEWSREADER: A Page Six exclusive. 360 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,751 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video 361 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,711 that's gonna blow your mind. 362 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,256 Kat Valdez's husband-to-be Bastian 363 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,551 was caught cheating on her with her assistant. 364 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,512 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING SPANISH) 365 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,061 ANNOUNCER: Can I get a witness? 366 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,397 (CROWD CHEERING) 367 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,941 (CROWD CHANTING) Marry Me! 368 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,196 (CROWD CHEERING) 369 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,031 (MUSIC PLAYING) 370 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,207 (CHEERING) 371 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,048 (INAUDIBLE) 372 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,975 Can you... Can you stop the music? 373 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:17,936 Oh, shit. 374 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,190 And, uh, can you turn up the house lights? 375 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,403 Yeah. 376 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,782 (ALL GASP) 377 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,035 WOMAN 1: We love you, Kat. 378 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,828 MAN: Kat, we love you! WOMAN 2: Kat! 379 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,664 -I'm okay. -WOMAN 3: Kat, you're a goddess! 380 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,127 I'm told that, uh... 381 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,379 (SNIFFLES) 382 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,716 ...20 million people are 383 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:52,763 supposed to watch me sing Marry Me to the love of my life... 384 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,057 (CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING) 385 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,227 ...and then watch as we take our vows. 386 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,313 (CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING) 387 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,899 I didn't know she was gonna do this. Beautiful. 388 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,362 So it's only natural that I would want to see who I'm talking to. 389 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,406 WOMAN 1: We love you! WOMAN 2: Kat, we love you! 390 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,409 Probably didn't know about this either, did you? 391 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,369 Only natural that I say something, 392 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,622 if not about marriage, 393 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,333 then about... love. 394 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,838 Because that's what we're all looking for, right? 395 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,381 (CROWD CHEERING IN AGREEMENT) 396 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,715 -Love? -WOMAN: Yes! 397 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,384 NEWSREADER: A Page Six exclusive... 398 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,512 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that... 399 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,514 (CROWD MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT) 400 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:40,435 ...we forget what our love actually is. 401 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,986 -A lie. -(CROWD MURMURING) 402 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,988 MAN: It's okay! We love you! 403 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,323 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago 404 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,118 that you forgot that wasn't real. 405 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,834 But deep down, you knew. 406 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,127 MAN: We love you, Kat. 407 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,045 (ALL CHEERING) 408 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,380 We love you, Kat! 409 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,632 MAN: We love you! 410 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,467 She's making a fool of herself. 411 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,344 -(KAT CRYING) -No. 412 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,471 KAT: Somehow you knew. 413 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,806 You did that. 414 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:23,145 You realize that it wasn't love at all. 415 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,439 You were just in love 416 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,318 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be. 417 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,279 But you can't marry an idea. 418 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,664 You know, they say, if you want something different, 419 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,833 you have to do something different. 420 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:50,506 So this time, for the first time, 421 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,550 you make a different choice. 422 00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:00,057 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall. 423 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,270 And you just... 424 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,648 (CROWD CHATTERING) 425 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,901 MAN: I don't know. I don't know. 426 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,864 ...say yes. 427 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,085 Why not? 428 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,796 Sure. 429 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,049 I'll marry you. 430 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,801 You. 431 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,594 (CROWD GASPING) 432 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,514 Dad. Dad, that's you. 433 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,974 WOMAN: I thought it would be Bastian, 434 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,934 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker. 435 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,185 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask. 436 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,020 -Is this for real? -Yeah, it's for real! 437 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,689 Jesus H. She's talking to you. 438 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,357 Charlie, go! Go! 439 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,026 -Go! -Go! 440 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,862 ALL: Go! 441 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,115 (CROWD CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! 442 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,416 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 443 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,755 (CROWD CHEERING) 444 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,430 (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING) 445 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857 Oh, my God. 446 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,617 Do you, Katrina Valdez, 447 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,495 take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband? 448 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,373 And, I mean, really take him. Think hard, girl. 449 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,334 (CROWD CHATTERING) 450 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,421 -I do. -WOMAN: Wait, what? 451 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:57,174 And do you, some guy, 452 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,885 take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife? 453 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,845 WOMAN: No! Bastian! 454 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,972 MAN: Do it! ALL: Yeah! 455 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:06,892 It's on you, bro. 456 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,936 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER FROM CROWD) 457 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:14,858 WOMAN: Say yes! 458 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,985 Okay. 459 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:18,487 We'll take "okay." 460 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:22,032 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 461 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,034 I now declare you 462 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,078 husband and wife. 463 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,875 (CROWD CHEERING) 464 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:40,342 (CROWD SILENCES) 465 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,814 (CROWD CHEERING) 466 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,320 -Kat. -Get the hell away from me. 467 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,281 -Can I just explain... -I'm serious! 468 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,324 -Get her out of here! -Clear this area. 469 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:07,494 GUARD: Everybody out, please. MAN: What's going on? What happened? 470 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,414 Baby... 471 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,457 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 472 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,210 Screw you, Bastian! 473 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,588 We got in that fight in Miami, then you told me to get out. 474 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:18,922 Oh, so this is all my fault? 475 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,174 It's nothing. It was nothing. 476 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,842 -Get me out of here. -(SPEAKING SPANISH) 477 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,218 -Just... Whoa, just... -Wait. 478 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:26,180 Who the hell do you think you are, man? Some fan? 479 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,931 No, I'm not a fan. Just... 480 00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,600 Well, I mean, I am now. 481 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,185 Okay. We're done. You lot, get your phones down. 482 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,103 Show's over. Go, go, go. 483 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,396 Carl, take these two round the back. 484 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,647 I'll have you send decoys round the front. 485 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,232 -CARL: Listen. -Just get him out of here! 486 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,317 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 487 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,484 Hey, move. 488 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,195 Hold him there. Hold him there. 489 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:42,404 Terry, I'm good. 490 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,497 (BREATHING INTENSIFIES) 491 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183 That was crazy. 492 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:18,023 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say 493 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,901 or what just happened, but I know on some level 494 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,362 you must have really cared about that guy. 495 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,532 I was marrying him. 496 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,284 Good point. 497 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,334 He's going to age badly. 498 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:41,922 No, he's not. 499 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,299 Yeah, you're right. 500 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:46,510 He's probably just gonna get better looking. 501 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,928 (CHUCKLES) 502 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,810 I'm really sorry about all this. 503 00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,398 Me, too. 504 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,078 You gonna be okay? 505 00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:16,832 Jeff will take you home. 506 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,334 Okay. Goodnight. 507 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,716 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 508 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:30,846 PARKER: (OVER PHONE) Charlie, finally. 509 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,472 Hey. How's Lou? 510 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,391 She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you? 511 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,310 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home. 512 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,561 Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it? 513 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,563 Oh, my God. You are everywhere. 514 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:40,898 Online, on television, on... 515 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,274 What do you mean "television"? 516 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,276 FALLON: (ON TV) Did you hear Kat Valdez got married 517 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,777 to a different stranger at the concert tonight? 518 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:48,113 -Do you believe that? -(CROWD LAUGHING ON TV) 519 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,489 On the way home from the concert tonight, 520 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:51,658 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert, 521 00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:53,827 then married her Uber driver, and then... 522 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,495 (CROWD LAUGHS ON TV) 523 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,581 Now he's... he's driving them to the honeymoon 524 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,000 in Turks and Caicos, where she will marry the bellboy. 525 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,961 It's very... It's all... It's all happening... 526 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:05,005 (FEMALE NEWSREADER SPEAKING SPANISH) 527 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:09,593 (CRYING) 528 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,053 COLLIN: There you are. 529 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,141 You need anything? 530 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,564 Just... 531 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,150 tell me it didn't happen. 532 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,196 Why do I always pick the wrong guy? 533 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,327 I let everyone down. 534 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,121 No, no. No, you didn't. 535 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,123 I can't get out of my own way. 536 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:41,750 Come here. Come here. 537 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,419 It's all right. 538 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:45,671 We'll figure it out. 539 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,966 -I promise. -(SOBBING) 540 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,300 I promise. 541 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,719 We'll figure it out. 542 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:56,265 Well, the good news is there was a wedding last night. 543 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,309 The bad news is it was not a joke. 544 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,727 I have two things to say. 545 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:03,689 -First, Kat, we love you... -It's Bastian. 546 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,399 He says he just needs five minutes. 547 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,109 Hang up and turn that off. 548 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,986 I got to go. 549 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:10,612 God, he's unbelievable. 550 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:11,905 What now? 551 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,490 Well, he's going to Puerto Rico. 552 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,950 He says he needs to get his head together. 553 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,326 Huh. Whatever. 554 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:18,370 Kat, he was crying. 555 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,705 Not helping. 556 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,253 You all right? 557 00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:28,213 No. 558 00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,549 Okay, well, I did a bit of digging last night, 559 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,260 and it turns out, out of 10,000 potential dumpster fires, 560 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,387 you picked a decent, straight, single father 561 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,389 with no criminal record, and get this, 562 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,891 he's a maths teacher. 563 00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:40,392 -And that's good? -It's great. 564 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,768 He's not gonna be a problem. 565 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,687 I say we offer $5,000, 566 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,273 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over. 567 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,693 Or... 568 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,029 Or? 569 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,741 Or I could stay married to him. 570 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,453 (CHUCKLES GOOFILY) 571 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,288 You're kidding. 572 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:03,207 You're kidding. 573 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:06,460 You're not kidding. 574 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,003 You can't. We can't. 575 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:10,464 It's not legal. We didn't file papers. 576 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,840 So file the papers. 577 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,175 Wha... 578 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,969 I mean, play the record through here. 579 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,429 I started something last night, 580 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,848 and if I don't finish it, I look crazy. 581 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,767 "Er." You'll look crazier. 582 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:22,935 (EXHALES) 583 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,269 Namaste. 584 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:27,356 Yeah, we got to get out in front of this. 585 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:30,609 Now, he thinks he can publicly humiliate me? Screw him. 586 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:34,530 This is a manic response to an insane situation. 587 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,740 No, we have to change the narrative. 588 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,367 All right? I'm not marrying him forever. 589 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:41,703 It's just for a month, uh, a few months. 590 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:43,455 Now, presuming the man you married 591 00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:45,832 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life, 592 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:48,210 and presuming I can get him to agree, 593 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,546 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world. 594 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,756 You don't want to be a joke. 595 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,509 I don't want to be the punch line. 596 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,222 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment 597 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,682 and just say... 598 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:06,019 "Nothing else has worked. 599 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,149 "Maybe this will." 600 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,284 You know what they say to do 601 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,452 when your car's skidding out of control, Colin? 602 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:25,080 Close your eyes and pray? 603 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,459 Hit the gas and turn into it. 604 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:30,711 Wait, what are you saying? 605 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,462 Rethink the paradigm. 606 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:34,214 We're not selling the world a fairy tale. 607 00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:35,966 We're taking the fairy tale off the table. 608 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,217 That's what you did last night. 609 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,677 -That's what I did? -Yeah. 610 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,804 Look, I was just trying to help someone who seemed like 611 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,306 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 612 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,391 We're calling it a break from tradition. 613 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,977 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd 614 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,313 and you, my friend, picked her. 615 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,231 I don't even know her. 616 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:53,817 Kat Valdez is a legend. 617 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:56,153 Self-made. She was raised by a single father 618 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,447 who died before she had any kind of success. 619 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,240 Now she's a woman north of 35 620 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:02,784 in a business that marginalizes women at any age. 621 00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:05,078 People love their artists to bare their souls, 622 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,580 then vilify them if they go too far. 623 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,498 Well, I'm not gonna let them do that to her. 624 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:10,584 -And I'm asking you to help me. -How? 625 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,045 Stand beside her for three months. 626 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,338 And what does she think about this? 627 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,048 It was her idea. 628 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:18,592 -She had the idea for... -Yeah. 629 00:29:19,218 --> 00:29:20,719 What if we offered you $10,000? 630 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,096 No. No, no, no. Wrong approach. 631 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:24,932 Offer him, like, a fundraiser. 632 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,266 He'll go for that. 633 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:29,686 Oh... Hi. I'm sorry. Are you two... 634 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,063 Ew. Gross. No. 635 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:33,440 Parker Debs, guidance counselor. Same school. 636 00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:36,193 How about, uh, we host a fundraiser for your math club? 637 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,986 Don't answer that. Okay. 638 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:41,782 What about if it's, like, instead of three months, it's six months, 639 00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,910 and it could be, like, a whole math wing? 640 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:46,912 I'm thinking about the children. 641 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,622 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 642 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:52,251 I don't think anyone's gonna believe that she's gonna go from Bastian to me. 643 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:53,836 -That's a good point. -Well, the fact is 644 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:55,838 that she did go from Bastian to you. 645 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:57,089 Counterpoint. 646 00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,924 We're not pretending you're in love. 647 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:00,551 We're just gonna say that you're getting 648 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,052 to know each other, and if it goes further, 649 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,303 then great, and if it doesn't... 650 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:04,805 It won't. Come... 651 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,474 -Not with that attitude. -Well, then it doesn't have to. 652 00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:10,310 This is about this moment. 653 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:13,814 Managing the media frenzy until things die down. 654 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,399 I have a daughter. 655 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:18,026 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus. 656 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:22,155 I can assure you, we won't impinge on your life whatsoever. 657 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,616 How does it feel to not be a nobody? 658 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,910 How do you feel about her being so much hotter than you, Charlie? 659 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,161 Hey, Charlie! Right here! 660 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,205 Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through with this? Where's the honeymoon? 661 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,957 Did you get a good look at him? 662 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,584 Yeah. He's cute. 663 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,002 What? 664 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:36,753 -He's fine. -COLLIN: Hey. 665 00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:38,547 Charlie, come in. 666 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,425 Oh, she's right there. Jesus. 667 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,510 Come over, guys. 668 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,262 Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie. 669 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,680 -Hi. Oh. -How are you? Oh. 670 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,056 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 671 00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,851 -Okay. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -I'm Parker. 672 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:53,645 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert, 673 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:54,813 -so I'm... -CHARLIE: Yep. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 674 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:57,274 Basically, I guess I'm responsible for this whole thing. 675 00:30:57,983 --> 00:30:59,193 Hi, Parker. 676 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:00,277 Hey, Kat. 677 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,486 Hi. 678 00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:03,155 Would you do me a favor, 679 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,032 uh, just two seconds, and just say, 680 00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:06,617 "Roxy, you really blew it"? 681 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,161 Today Show is a go at 10:00 on Tuesday. 682 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,038 -Sorry. -They want... 683 00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:12,164 Charlie. 684 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:15,751 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London. 685 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:16,835 -Kat. -Excuse me one second. 686 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:18,504 -I just have to take a call. -Okay. 687 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:20,130 -Bye, Kat. -Everything's set up... 688 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,341 -She's like a real person. -All right, so what's going on? 689 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,051 Oh, we're booking interviews all week. 690 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,636 Uh-huh. I thought that's what today was. 691 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,596 No, no. Today's more of a press conference. 692 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,390 But throughout the next few weeks, we're gonna have some sit-downs and B-roll 693 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,309 and news outlets following us, charting the progress 694 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:33,936 as you two get to know each other. 695 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,062 It's all in your email. 696 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,313 I don't check my emails a lot. 697 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,774 How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email? 698 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,734 Easy. I can't do anything 699 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:43,403 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday, 700 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,988 and I have math club after school, 701 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573 and three days a week, I have my kid. 702 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,742 Beyond that, I'm pretty much available. 703 00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:51,078 -So, sorry... -Melissa. 704 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,247 Melissa, you're gonna have to move The Today Show. 705 00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:54,414 What? Excuse me? 706 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,083 We don't move The Today Show. 707 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,585 We move for The Today Show. 708 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,170 -He's gonna have to shift his schedule. -Okay, I'll handle it. 709 00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,256 Okay, I can handle my own life. 710 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,007 I can help him handle it. 711 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:06,343 Uh, Melissa, shouldn't you be posting Vitamix? 712 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,678 That's Tyra's job. 713 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,681 Oh. Right. 714 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:11,974 Morning, everybody. I don't know about you guys, 715 00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:14,101 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 716 00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:16,311 I also love to have fresh juice. 717 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:19,273 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 718 00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:22,359 I take my fresh greens, mix and go. 719 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,986 Okay, look, I hate to interrupt an artist 720 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:26,113 while she's juicing, but we're gonna have to draw 721 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:27,906 a hard line when it comes to the students 722 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,117 -and the schedule, okay? -Yeah. 723 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,451 You're a little shiny. 724 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:33,954 Awesome. Let's take a selfie. 725 00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:36,623 I don't feel comfortable. 726 00:32:36,707 --> 00:32:38,834 -I really don't feel this is my world. -It's natural. 727 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:42,462 It just feels like everyone walking around is, like, a sycophant. 728 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:45,174 Everything in her life is sponsored. 729 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,301 -I know, but don't ruin this for me. -No, but listen to me. 730 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,303 -I... -COLLIN: Hey. 731 00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:51,263 -How we doing? -I'm sorry. 732 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,348 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out. 733 00:32:53,432 --> 00:32:54,433 It's just perspective. 734 00:32:54,516 --> 00:32:55,809 No, it's not just perspective. 735 00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,978 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals, 736 00:32:58,061 --> 00:32:59,897 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies, 737 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:01,023 but that's not the full... 738 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:02,858 Well, I mean, is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean... 739 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:03,942 Look up. 740 00:33:04,026 --> 00:33:07,863 Look, I don't mean to be negative, but I'm not a big social media person. 741 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,781 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality. 742 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:11,867 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk. 743 00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:14,703 No, come on. I see it all the time in my students. 744 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:15,954 -It's... -WOMAN: Kat's ready to walk. 745 00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:17,039 Okay, she's ready. 746 00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,750 COLLIN: Social media can also reach people. 747 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:21,376 -No, I know. Yeah. -It can be a tool. 748 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,794 You know what a tool is, though, right, Charlie? 749 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:25,255 -Okay. Thank you, Melissa. -PARKER: Burn. 750 00:33:27,299 --> 00:33:28,842 I know this is a lot. 751 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,802 Just go out there and be yourself. 752 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:33,180 Myself probably wouldn't be here, but... 753 00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:34,681 Listen, if you don't want to do this... 754 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:37,392 Uh... What, then I leave? 755 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:39,603 I thought you said he was into this. 756 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:41,688 -COLLIN: He is. -He can hear you. 757 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:44,942 Ladies and gentlemen, Kat Valdez and her new husband, 758 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,318 Charlie Gilbert. 759 00:33:46,485 --> 00:33:47,903 (APPLAUSE) 760 00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:55,202 So, you think it's romantic marrying a complete stranger? 761 00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:58,121 Uh, impulsive, without a plan. 762 00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:01,708 -But, hey, look where my plans got me. -(LAUGHING) 763 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,210 So, you just 764 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,628 threw caution to the wind and thought... 765 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,547 I didn't think, actually. 766 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:07,965 It was a moment. 767 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:09,842 You're banking a lifetime on a moment? 768 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:12,302 No, I'm banking a moment on a moment. 769 00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:14,471 Get enough of those, and that's a lifetime. 770 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,348 You know nothing about each other. 771 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:17,891 Did you think twice? 772 00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:18,976 Charlie? 773 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:20,811 People meet randomly all the time. 774 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,896 At a... At a bar or... 775 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:23,981 Online. 776 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:26,315 Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven. 777 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,025 (LAUGHING) 778 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,862 I mean, why is this any crazier? 779 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,447 To state the obvious, you got married. 780 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,994 Yeah, and... 781 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,705 Now we get to know each other. 782 00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:42,456 -But not as man and wife? -KAT: No. 783 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,458 That would be nuts. 784 00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:45,710 Just for her. 785 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,920 For me, it would be pretty amazing. 786 00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,672 (ALL LAUGHING) 787 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,844 Last night, I held up a friend's sign asking a woman to marry me, 788 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:57,931 and she said, yes, and I did, and... 789 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:03,145 you know, I did it not, you know, because she was beautiful... 790 00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:04,897 -Well, maybe a little... -(REPORTERS LAUGH) 791 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:09,943 Uh, but it just seemed like, in the moment, the right thing to do. 792 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:13,739 So, what, you just saw each other and said, yes? 793 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,410 BOTH: Yes. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 794 00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,413 And that doesn't seem frivolous? 795 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:26,001 Historically, marriage was transactional. 796 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:28,378 It was about expanding your empire, 797 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:31,590 and a woman's value was based on what she brought. 798 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,009 Like, "You give me a heifer, and I'll give you my daughter." 799 00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:35,969 (MUTTERING) 800 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:37,471 CHARLIE: It's terrible. I know. That's... 801 00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:39,723 You know, I didn't come up with it. 802 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:43,393 But it really was a business deal, 803 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,562 and it wasn't designed to be about love, 804 00:35:45,646 --> 00:35:49,358 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now. 805 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:52,027 MALE REPORTER: This is your second marriage, right, Charlie? 806 00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:53,779 You wouldn't want to fail again. 807 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:57,491 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 808 00:35:57,574 --> 00:36:00,160 Well, you haven't lived unless you've failed, Bill. 809 00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,287 You should know that from your time at CNBC. 810 00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:03,830 (ALL LAUGHING) 811 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:07,209 Listen, what we did was crazy. 812 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:09,169 We know that, but, you know, 813 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:12,005 it was just truly a leap of faith. 814 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:15,801 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women. 815 00:36:15,884 --> 00:36:18,345 I mean, why do we have to wait for men to propose? 816 00:36:18,428 --> 00:36:20,681 Why is everything on his terms? 817 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:23,517 No, I think it is time to shake things up. 818 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,310 How about this? We pick the guy, 819 00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:28,522 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay. 820 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:31,608 (CHEERING IN AGREEMENT) 821 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:37,114 That was terrific. 822 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,740 No, no, seriously. Oh, and listen. 823 00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:40,033 Don't worry about Tuesday. 824 00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:41,368 We'll adjust our schedule around yours. 825 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:42,870 -It'll be fine. -Thanks. I appreciate it. 826 00:36:42,953 --> 00:36:44,204 -No, of course. -We'll try not to 827 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,747 turn your life upside down too much. 828 00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:48,208 CHARLIE: I think it might be a little too late for that. 829 00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:49,877 I mean, do you ever get used to this? 830 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,631 Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere? 831 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,216 I don't know. Some days, you barely notice. 832 00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,262 Other days, you feel like... a panda in a zoo. 833 00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:03,724 You should know that up front. 834 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,309 Got it. 835 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,312 -Where you off to now? -Oh, London, for a meeting. 836 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,481 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog, 837 00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:13,734 which pretty much sums it up. 838 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:17,154 I'll see you at the next photo op? 839 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,405 Okay. 840 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,365 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 841 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:22,117 Don't forget to check your schedule. 842 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,285 I got it. 843 00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:26,205 OMG. He can't even text with that. 844 00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:28,332 OMG. Yes, he can. 845 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:30,083 (WHISPERS) But very slowly. 846 00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:34,171 (MOUTHING) 847 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:45,098 PARKER: You did not look nervous, and you know what, you kind of have 848 00:37:45,182 --> 00:37:46,642 offbeat good looks for someone... 849 00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:48,227 -Offbeat? -Charlie Valdez! 850 00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:49,770 -Charlie, over here! -What are they doing here? 851 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:51,230 Relax. We're famous now. 852 00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:52,856 REPORTER 1: Is this a throuple? 853 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,942 Where's your wife? Why don't you live with her? 854 00:37:55,025 --> 00:37:56,276 Why are you yelling at me? 855 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,903 -I'm standing right here. -REPORTER 1: Come on, Charlie. 856 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,279 -I'm gonna go inside. -REPORTER 1: What are you doing? 857 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:00,531 REPORTER 2: Are you now Mr. Valdez? 858 00:38:00,614 --> 00:38:01,865 REPORT 1: Are you in the doghouse, huh? 859 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,825 Gonna be a short walk. (STRAINING) 860 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:05,786 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 861 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:07,579 REPORTER 3: You been kicked out already? 862 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:10,832 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 863 00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:13,710 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 864 00:38:13,794 --> 00:38:16,380 so if you're feeling lucky... 865 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,675 I'm busy, too, by the way. 866 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,511 (CROWD CHEERING) 867 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:29,977 BASTIAN: What's your name, baby? 868 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,895 WOMAN: Janice. BASTIAN: Janice. 869 00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:34,773 You look so sexy tonight. 870 00:38:36,692 --> 00:38:39,236 (WOMEN CHEERING) 871 00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:45,284 KAT: I don't know about you guys, 872 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:46,869 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 873 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:49,204 I also love to have fresh juice. 874 00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:51,832 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 875 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:53,375 Could we get a Vitamix? 876 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,002 I'd like to juice daily. 877 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,296 Come on. Put that down. No electronics at dinner. 878 00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:58,547 What do you call that? 879 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,550 I call that a nature documentary, 880 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,594 so we can travel while we eat. 881 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:05,888 Put it down. 882 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:10,851 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 883 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,311 No, Lou. Come on. 884 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:15,480 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 885 00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:16,690 Says my 12-year-old? 886 00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:20,402 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, do things without planning them. 887 00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:21,778 I think it's cool. 888 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:23,530 I really want to meet her. 889 00:39:23,614 --> 00:39:28,076 I mean, Parker says she's nice, and smart, and next-level hot. 890 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,412 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 891 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:31,830 Here, let me get this. 892 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:34,708 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 893 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,376 CHARLIE: Okay. I'm not impressed. 894 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:39,171 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 895 00:39:39,254 --> 00:39:40,506 Lou, it's not real. 896 00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:41,840 It's all a facade. 897 00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:43,842 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 898 00:39:43,926 --> 00:39:45,719 You wear makeup now? 899 00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:47,930 Wore once. Never again. 900 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:49,223 Well, you never say never, 901 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,266 but I don't plan on it 902 00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,727 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 903 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,396 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 904 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,898 I don't think Mom would want that. 905 00:39:57,981 --> 00:39:59,900 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 906 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:01,235 Oh, perfect. 907 00:40:01,318 --> 00:40:03,654 Lou, you know that we're not really together. 908 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:06,281 Her manager stages things. Look. 909 00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:09,117 -You have an iPhone? -Yeah. 910 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,036 I mean, it's just for scheduling. 911 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:13,330 -They're making me use it. -Huh. 912 00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:15,791 Yeah, bowling, and then we're gonna do a photo shoot, so... 913 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:19,878 Uh-huh. But do you guys, like, talk ever? 914 00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:22,130 It's just publicity. It's not real. 915 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:24,007 Hmm. 916 00:40:25,217 --> 00:40:27,427 Yeah! Come on! 917 00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:29,137 Okay, your turn. 918 00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:30,973 Don't be nervous. It's just, uh... 919 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,558 It's not a competition. Just having fun. 920 00:40:32,641 --> 00:40:33,976 Okay, no. I'm guessing 921 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,978 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done 922 00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,105 -too much bowling. -Uh, what do I do? 923 00:40:38,188 --> 00:40:40,274 Well, you're gonna want to put your fingers 924 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:41,692 -in the holes there. -Yeah. Uh-huh. 925 00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:43,360 This one, yeah. Get your thumb in that one. 926 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:44,695 -There? That one? Okay. -Yep. And then take 927 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,155 three steps kind of... You want to land on your left, 928 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,741 and don't be afraid to use those little... 929 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,957 A strike is better than a spare, right? 930 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,501 That is not your first time bowling. 931 00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:01,420 Yes! Did you get that? 932 00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:03,755 -Come on! The old rope-a-dope. -Yes! 933 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:08,385 Oh, my God. I wish I put money on this, because people are loving it. 934 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,804 -What people? -Well, this is an Instagram live feed, 935 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,890 and 237,000 people 936 00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:14,766 are like, "Why is he such a boring nerd?" 937 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,727 -Mel. -What? Their words, not mine. 938 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:17,978 Get off the live, Mel. 939 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,313 All right. 940 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:22,191 So, we just need a little bit more B-roll for The Today Show. 941 00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:24,776 Well, I've got to get home to Tank. 942 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,361 -Is Tank his daughter? -Stop. 943 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:28,071 -Okay. -You have to go? 944 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,240 Yeah, if you guys are done with me. 945 00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:32,701 Mm-hmm. We're going to a party. 946 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:34,286 You go. 947 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:37,164 Where's home? 948 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,171 KAT: Wow. Cool. 949 00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:45,380 Thanks. 950 00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:48,759 Yeah, it's a... 951 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,845 Kat, meet dog. 952 00:41:51,929 --> 00:41:53,722 Wow, I never heard that one before. 953 00:41:53,805 --> 00:41:57,017 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff. 954 00:41:57,226 --> 00:41:58,602 (LAUGHS) 955 00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:01,772 You are so lucky that Mel didn't hear you say that. 956 00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,315 No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here. 957 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,484 I feel like you're never alone. 958 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,069 What? I'm alone now. 959 00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:10,197 Well, I mean, yeah, other than Kofi. 960 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:11,782 KAT: Just ignore him. 961 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:14,368 CHARLIE: Is everything you do filmed? 962 00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,662 -KAT: Banked. -Banked? 963 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,121 For my channel. 964 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,415 Just little mini episodes of life. 965 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:24,169 Uh... 966 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:25,754 Can we skip an episode? 967 00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:31,844 -Want me to go? -KAT: Yeah, you can go. 968 00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:33,762 -I'll see you tomorrow. -KOFI: Goodnight. I'll see you. 969 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:35,097 Happy? 970 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,181 Relieved. 971 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:38,934 Is this your daughter? 972 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:40,477 CHARLIE: Yeah. KAT: She's cute. 973 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:42,771 Thanks. Yeah, she's great. 974 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:46,233 Although she is in that awkward in-between phase 975 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:47,943 where she's still my baby girl, 976 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:51,446 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me. 977 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,407 And you can forget about getting hugs, 978 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:55,826 'cause it's not happening anymore, 979 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:57,619 which kind of breaks my heart, 980 00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,080 but that's the way it goes. 981 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,332 What happened with her mom? 982 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:05,794 I mean, I'm sorry, you don't... 983 00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:07,045 You know, it's none of my business. 984 00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:08,297 You don't have to tell me. 985 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,465 No, it's okay. Um... 986 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:14,261 We were married, and we actually had a good marriage. 987 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:15,554 You know, then, 988 00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:17,181 I don't know, all of a sudden, I got the feeling 989 00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,558 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore, 990 00:43:19,641 --> 00:43:22,102 and I had nothing to do but let her go. 991 00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:25,063 And, you know, statistically, we're screwed, 992 00:43:25,147 --> 00:43:29,067 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce, so... 993 00:43:29,151 --> 00:43:30,944 That means 52% work. 994 00:43:31,028 --> 00:43:32,654 Ah, an optimist. 995 00:43:32,738 --> 00:43:33,822 (KAT CHUCKLES) 996 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:35,991 -This is so cool. Can I? -Yeah. 997 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,369 And then I think when you get up to, like, second and third, 998 00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:41,538 then it jumps up to, like, 67% failure rate. 999 00:43:41,622 --> 00:43:43,707 Even if it's one in a billion, 1000 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,043 what does it matter? It's worth a shot. 1001 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,795 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1002 00:43:48,879 --> 00:43:50,130 I believe in marriage. 1003 00:43:50,214 --> 00:43:51,256 Jesus, still? 1004 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,592 Haven't you been married like six times? 1005 00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:54,843 Three times. 1006 00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:57,054 Not including this. This is four. 1007 00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,307 But the first time was only 48 hours, so... 1008 00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:02,184 doesn't count. 1009 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:04,311 But still, do you ever feel like just kind of, 1010 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,314 "I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it." 1011 00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:08,941 No, it's like math. 1012 00:44:09,233 --> 00:44:12,236 When you get a problem wrong, you just don't give up on it. 1013 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:15,989 You keep trying till you get it right. 1014 00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,366 CHARLIE: And what about you and Bastian? 1015 00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:18,992 How long were you guys together? 1016 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:20,953 Mm. Year and a half. 1017 00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:23,664 I'd just split from my second husband. 1018 00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:25,749 He was a music producer who did, uh, 1019 00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:29,086 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape. 1020 00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:31,296 -(SUCKING TEETH) -That's not the worst part. 1021 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:33,882 The worst part is I thought I could fix things. 1022 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:36,343 Pretty hard to fix a sex tape. 1023 00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:38,053 Right. 1024 00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:45,018 Sorry. Yeah, it's just a little power nap. 1025 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:47,437 -Pacing himself. -Hmm. 1026 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:50,607 If we give him a minute, he'll... he'll restart. 1027 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:53,026 -Okay. -But you were saying? 1028 00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:54,611 Well, this business, those type of guys, 1029 00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:56,405 they build you up to break you down. 1030 00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:57,990 But you were already famous, so... 1031 00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,700 It's not about fame. 1032 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:02,619 You know, it's about credibility. 1033 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,747 It just didn't matter how successful I was. 1034 00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:08,500 They never gave it to me. 1035 00:45:09,585 --> 00:45:11,670 You know, I've never been nominated for anything? 1036 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,715 And then I met Bastian. 1037 00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:16,758 And he... 1038 00:45:17,301 --> 00:45:18,719 And he gave me this. 1039 00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:23,932 "Sing." What does that mean? 1040 00:45:24,558 --> 00:45:26,268 It means "Don't let them win." 1041 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:32,900 Nobody's all bad, Charlie. 1042 00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:35,194 If they were, it would make it so much easier. 1043 00:45:35,861 --> 00:45:38,447 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad. 1044 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:45,204 Okay. (STRAINING) 1045 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,126 Zoo mates. 1046 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:54,505 Zoo mates. 1047 00:45:57,508 --> 00:45:59,301 See, we're not so different, Charlie. 1048 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:01,428 (KAT SINGING) You know I tried so long 1049 00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:02,930 Come on. Come on! It's not a big... 1050 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:05,766 Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong 1051 00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:09,520 I swear I must've spent A thousand nights 1052 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:13,690 Lookin' for somebody Who could hold me tight 1053 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,068 Until I realized 1054 00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:19,238 I am the love of The love of my life... 1055 00:46:20,113 --> 00:46:21,657 COLLIN: The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez 1056 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,992 are telling the world there's no age limit. 1057 00:46:24,076 --> 00:46:26,161 -Is that right? -Guess so. 1058 00:46:28,872 --> 00:46:31,291 I am the love of The love of my life 1059 00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:34,503 I am the love of The love of my life 1060 00:46:34,586 --> 00:46:36,171 I was just waiting For you... 1061 00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:37,339 Think we've got everything we need. 1062 00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:40,133 We'll post to our socials, so... you're all set. 1063 00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:41,426 All right. 1064 00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:44,429 Maybe... Is it okay if I stay? 1065 00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:47,808 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 1066 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,560 Make yourself at home. 1067 00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:53,355 I can't tell you now 1068 00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:57,442 I don't know why Don't know why 1069 00:46:57,526 --> 00:47:01,530 And now I'll pick myself up 1070 00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:04,658 One more time One more time 1071 00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:07,578 You know I tried so long 1072 00:47:07,661 --> 00:47:11,039 Every time I thought I found it, I was wrong... 1073 00:47:11,123 --> 00:47:12,583 -Bye. -Bye. 1074 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:14,334 -Hey. -Hey, Mom. 1075 00:47:15,752 --> 00:47:17,045 How you doing? 1076 00:47:17,129 --> 00:47:18,797 Hold me tight 1077 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:21,175 Until I realized 1078 00:47:22,593 --> 00:47:24,845 I am the love of The love of my life... 1079 00:47:24,928 --> 00:47:28,307 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test. 1080 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:29,516 -Charlie! -No. 1081 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,852 No, that was a stool softener for Tank. 1082 00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:34,146 I ain't got nobody else On my mind... 1083 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:37,399 NEWS REPORTER: Kat Valdez and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert. 1084 00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:39,443 -What do I do? -Just stand and smile. 1085 00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,028 Charlie! Charlie! 1086 00:47:41,111 --> 00:47:43,739 REPORTER 1: Oh, my God, it's Bastian! WOMAN: Bastian! 1087 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:46,366 REPORTER 2: Bastian, Bastian! Over here! 1088 00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:47,659 (REPORTERS CHATTERING) 1089 00:47:47,743 --> 00:47:49,953 Guys, this way. How about the three of you together? 1090 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:52,164 No hard feelings, man. Yeah? 1091 00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:54,374 -No feelings at all. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1092 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,460 Mm. Mamacita. 1093 00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:57,544 REPORTER: Bastian, one with the three of you. 1094 00:47:57,628 --> 00:47:59,087 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1095 00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:05,594 REPORTER 1: What did he say to you? 1096 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:07,095 REPORTER 2: Kat, Bastian, Charlie, this way! 1097 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:08,388 REPORTER 1: What did he say, Charlie? 1098 00:48:08,472 --> 00:48:09,681 REPORTER 2: Look, Bastian! Bastian! 1099 00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:10,849 Thank you, guys. 1100 00:48:11,767 --> 00:48:14,811 My Spanish is a little rusty, but he said, 1101 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,855 "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 1102 00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:18,148 "I'm such an idiot. 1103 00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:20,484 "And why did I get that neck tattoo?" 1104 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,237 You okay? 1105 00:48:25,531 --> 00:48:26,615 I'm good. 1106 00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:32,204 CHARLIE: Now, where are you? 1107 00:48:32,287 --> 00:48:33,956 KAT: Paris, for a show. 1108 00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:35,332 CHARLIE: Oh... 1109 00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:36,750 -Paris! -CHARLIE: Is it weird having 1110 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,961 everyone in the world know who you are? 1111 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:42,422 No, what's weird is that everyone in the world thinks they know who I am. 1112 00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:43,715 CHARLIE: Yeah, I bet. 1113 00:48:43,799 --> 00:48:45,926 And you're headed home after that? 1114 00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:47,636 Well, um, I'm home tomorrow, 1115 00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,930 but then I have that private in Japan. 1116 00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:51,890 What's a private? 1117 00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:54,309 KAT: I get paid a fortune to sing songs 1118 00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:56,812 to like ten insanely rich people. 1119 00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:57,980 CHARLIE: Do you think maybe they'd want 1120 00:48:58,063 --> 00:49:00,190 to watch someone do some math problems? 1121 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:02,067 (KAT LAUGHS) I'll ask. 1122 00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:04,236 CHARLIE: All right, well, I'll let you go, 1123 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:06,280 but call me if you're lonely. 1124 00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:08,824 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1125 00:49:09,116 --> 00:49:10,117 Hello? 1126 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,702 KAT: I'm lonely. 1127 00:49:11,785 --> 00:49:13,537 (LAUGHS) 1128 00:49:13,745 --> 00:49:16,081 It's been like 13 seconds. 1129 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:18,417 Are you brushing your teeth? 1130 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,586 -Yes. -Are you going to bed? 1131 00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:23,213 It's like 8:00 p.m. there. 1132 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:24,673 Um... 1133 00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:27,050 -Maybe. -Wow. 1134 00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:29,761 Well, I'm gonna read. I'm not gonna go right to bed. 1135 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,931 -How's Lou? -She's really good. 1136 00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:35,350 She finally agreed to join the math club, 1137 00:49:35,434 --> 00:49:38,187 which makes me happy, 'cause she's phenomenal at math 1138 00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:39,855 even though she doesn't want to be. 1139 00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:41,481 Well, maybe she just doesn't want to be you. 1140 00:49:41,565 --> 00:49:42,608 That's for certain. 1141 00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:44,067 But it's not really that. 1142 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,695 It's more that she's afraid, and, 1143 00:49:46,778 --> 00:49:49,531 you know, she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11. 1144 00:49:49,615 --> 00:49:51,033 -The Mathalon? -Yeah, the Mathalon. 1145 00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:52,826 It's kind of like the Grammys for math, 1146 00:49:52,910 --> 00:49:54,995 except there's like four people in the audience. 1147 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:58,040 -Ah. -She kind of froze in the finals, 1148 00:49:58,123 --> 00:50:01,376 and then some kids made fun of her and... 1149 00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:03,170 I just want her to find her place. 1150 00:50:03,253 --> 00:50:05,589 Just give her a minute. 1151 00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:07,174 Yeah, definitely. 1152 00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:10,344 Okay, well, I'm glad you were lonely. 1153 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,054 (CHUCKLES) 1154 00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:14,181 I guess I'll let you get to bed now. 1155 00:50:14,264 --> 00:50:16,183 -Bye. -Okay. 1156 00:50:16,266 --> 00:50:17,851 So long. Adios. 1157 00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:19,978 (LAUGHS) Bye. 1158 00:50:20,062 --> 00:50:21,188 See you. 1159 00:50:28,779 --> 00:50:29,947 Yeah. 1160 00:50:30,322 --> 00:50:31,823 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 1161 00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:33,283 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 1162 00:50:33,742 --> 00:50:36,703 Okay, after you've completed the prime factorization, 1163 00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:38,914 identify the distinct prime factor. 1164 00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:41,124 All right, listen up, Coolidge Pi-thons. 1165 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,876 -I'm here on official business. -Park... 1166 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,587 First of all, who didn't get their waiver signed? 1167 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,422 All right, you two, out. 1168 00:50:47,506 --> 00:50:48,882 Hey, you can't just dismiss my students. 1169 00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:50,676 (MOCKINGLY) Yes, I can. 1170 00:50:50,759 --> 00:50:52,928 You heard me. Scram. Beat it! 1171 00:50:54,638 --> 00:50:58,517 Now, for the rest of you who know how to follow direction, 1172 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,603 I bring you the one, the only... 1173 00:51:03,272 --> 00:51:04,857 (STUDENTS GASP) 1174 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:06,567 (SCREAM IN EXCITEMENT) 1175 00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:07,943 Kat, I love you! 1176 00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:10,237 Percy, stop yelling. She's right here. 1177 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,321 Hi. 1178 00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:14,074 Thought you had a private for, like, a fortune. 1179 00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:16,076 I rescheduled. 1180 00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:18,412 PARKER: All right, who's got a question for Kat? 1181 00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:19,621 -I do! -Me! 1182 00:51:19,705 --> 00:51:22,249 Say something smart. Don't embarrass me. 1183 00:51:22,332 --> 00:51:23,333 Uh, George. 1184 00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:24,960 Did you really kiss Katy Perry? 1185 00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:26,253 Actually, she kissed me. 1186 00:51:26,503 --> 00:51:27,504 ALL: Ooh. 1187 00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:28,589 -PARKER: Next. -Oh! 1188 00:51:28,672 --> 00:51:30,007 Uh, not George. 1189 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,216 -Spencer. -Don't care. 1190 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:34,052 Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian? 1191 00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:36,305 Well... 1192 00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:39,558 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant. 1193 00:51:39,850 --> 00:51:42,102 ALL: Ooh. 1194 00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:44,229 Okay, you guys caught us right in the middle 1195 00:51:44,313 --> 00:51:46,732 of our mock Mathalon training, 1196 00:51:46,815 --> 00:51:49,610 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit. 1197 00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:51,445 Uh, Lou, you're up. 1198 00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:53,697 -(WHISPERS) Dad, no. -KAT: Is that Lou? 1199 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,115 Yeah. 1200 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,993 Finally. Hi. 1201 00:51:58,076 --> 00:52:00,704 -I've wanted to meet you forever. -Me, too. 1202 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:02,706 PARKER: Are you kidding me? They haven't met? 1203 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:04,499 -No. -What is wrong with you? 1204 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,752 -Well, they... -(WHISPERS) You're married. 1205 00:52:06,835 --> 00:52:08,378 Can we forget about the mock Mathalon? 1206 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:10,631 I have a million questions for Kat. 1207 00:52:10,714 --> 00:52:12,966 Yeah, and Lou's too scared to get up in front of people anyways. 1208 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,510 Shut up, Jose. 1209 00:52:14,885 --> 00:52:16,887 Oh, well, don't worry. I totally get it. 1210 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:19,264 You know, sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena 1211 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:23,060 with thousands and thousands of people, I get so nervous. 1212 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:25,979 -(CHATTER IN DISAGREEMENT) -No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke. 1213 00:52:26,647 --> 00:52:29,650 Okay, Mel, pull up "Kat VMAs 2010." 1214 00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:30,984 -I've got it. -Okay. 1215 00:52:31,068 --> 00:52:32,444 -Hey, Google. -Look at this. 1216 00:52:32,528 --> 00:52:37,241 Show me a video, "Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance." 1217 00:52:37,616 --> 00:52:41,453 (SINGING) Number nine, yeah I'm going up 1218 00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:43,830 I'm getting so high 1219 00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:46,166 I'm not the sa... 1220 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,502 KAT: Hey, Google. That's enough. 1221 00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:49,920 (ALL GROANING) 1222 00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:51,129 Yeah. 1223 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:54,758 I forgot the lyrics on live TV 1224 00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:56,885 to a song that I wrote. 1225 00:52:56,969 --> 00:52:58,428 It could happen to anybody. 1226 00:52:58,512 --> 00:53:00,597 Yeah, but the point is that once it does, 1227 00:53:00,681 --> 00:53:03,100 you're always worried, you know? 1228 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,726 What if it happens again? 1229 00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:06,144 What did you do? 1230 00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:07,771 I shifted focus. 1231 00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:09,731 I made my dance so hard 1232 00:53:09,815 --> 00:53:12,192 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps. 1233 00:53:12,818 --> 00:53:15,779 So, it's like you distracted your mind. 1234 00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:17,489 Yes. Exactly. 1235 00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:21,368 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was. 1236 00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:27,291 Mel, we're gonna need some speakers. 1237 00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:31,170 Not too loud, right? 1238 00:53:31,628 --> 00:53:33,589 (SINGING) I just got paid... 1239 00:53:33,672 --> 00:53:34,673 STUDENTS: Hey! 1240 00:53:34,756 --> 00:53:35,966 KAT: And two. 1241 00:53:36,717 --> 00:53:38,510 And free your mind, and three and four. 1242 00:53:38,594 --> 00:53:40,804 Make a turn, three and four. 1243 00:53:40,888 --> 00:53:42,472 Again, three and four. 1244 00:53:43,182 --> 00:53:44,266 And three and hour. 1245 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:46,268 And one and two, and three and four. 1246 00:53:46,351 --> 00:53:48,645 And ask a question, three and four. 1247 00:53:50,606 --> 00:53:52,608 Look alive, Chuck, three and four. 1248 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,234 Oh, uh, okay. 1249 00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:56,737 Lou, what is 43 times 101? 1250 00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,822 -4-3-4-3. -Yes! 1251 00:53:58,906 --> 00:54:00,490 Yes, you're on fire. Yes! 1252 00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:02,409 You're ruining it, Charlie, three and four. 1253 00:54:02,492 --> 00:54:04,161 Keep the time, and three and four. 1254 00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:05,245 And turn. 1255 00:54:05,329 --> 00:54:08,081 CHARLIE: Esther, what is five factorial? 1256 00:54:08,165 --> 00:54:10,000 Uh, 120. 1257 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:11,084 Yeah! 1258 00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:13,337 All geniuses with rhythm. 1259 00:54:13,587 --> 00:54:15,380 (ALL CHEERING) 1260 00:54:15,464 --> 00:54:16,965 I just got paid... 1261 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,343 ALL: Go, Percy. Go, Percy. 1262 00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:22,888 Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen. 1263 00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:27,601 Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. Go, Jose. 1264 00:54:27,726 --> 00:54:29,853 (ALL CHEERING) 1265 00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:33,273 Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah. 1266 00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:37,361 Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. Go, Kat. 1267 00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:41,114 I just got paid 1268 00:54:41,198 --> 00:54:42,950 Give me that, give me that Give me that 1269 00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:44,618 Give me that Give me that, give me that 1270 00:54:44,701 --> 00:54:46,954 Give me that money Give me that money 1271 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:49,122 -Give me that money -I just got paid 1272 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:50,791 Give me that, give me that Give me that 1273 00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:52,918 Give me that Give me that, give me that 1274 00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:54,545 Give me that money Give me that money 1275 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:55,629 Give me that money 1276 00:54:55,712 --> 00:54:57,714 I just got paid 1277 00:54:59,716 --> 00:55:01,635 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1278 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:11,770 What are the words? 1279 00:55:12,688 --> 00:55:15,357 Uh... I haven't figured that out yet. 1280 00:55:16,608 --> 00:55:19,111 And, actually, the more I try, the harder it gets. 1281 00:55:19,695 --> 00:55:20,696 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1282 00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:24,658 You know, when I can't figure out homework stuff, 1283 00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:28,245 my dad says, "If you sit in the question, 1284 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:29,997 "the answer finds you." 1285 00:55:30,289 --> 00:55:31,373 Hmm. 1286 00:55:31,456 --> 00:55:32,499 And does it? 1287 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,334 I don't know. I... 1288 00:55:34,877 --> 00:55:35,961 I don't sit long enough. 1289 00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:37,921 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1290 00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:39,798 That's my problem, too. 1291 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:47,514 So, do you like my dad? 1292 00:55:48,557 --> 00:55:50,851 I mean, he can be so annoying, 1293 00:55:50,934 --> 00:55:54,104 but he's also, like, really smart and nice. 1294 00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:57,649 You know, your dad says you're the best thing about him. 1295 00:55:58,233 --> 00:56:00,194 -That's probably true. -(LAUGHS) 1296 00:56:00,277 --> 00:56:01,778 MAN: Let's put it right over here. 1297 00:56:03,322 --> 00:56:04,406 LOU: Whoa. 1298 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:06,742 -Is all this stuff for you? -Coach. 1299 00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:08,660 Is this another endorsement deal? 1300 00:56:08,744 --> 00:56:09,995 No. 1301 00:56:10,287 --> 00:56:12,706 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success, 1302 00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:14,791 which is a charity that I work with. 1303 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,210 That's awesome. 1304 00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,420 You like? 1305 00:56:18,795 --> 00:56:19,838 I love. 1306 00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:22,216 (LAUGHS) 1307 00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:26,178 -No way. -Yeah. 1308 00:56:26,512 --> 00:56:27,679 Can I? 1309 00:56:28,305 --> 00:56:29,723 KAT: Don't worry. I'll pay them back. 1310 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:32,559 -Okay, come on. -Thank you. 1311 00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:34,895 You got another bag in here with some textbooks. 1312 00:56:37,272 --> 00:56:39,191 -Thank you. -KAT: Are you kidding? 1313 00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:40,442 I love it. 1314 00:56:40,526 --> 00:56:41,985 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1315 00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:44,488 -I got to get her home. -What? 1316 00:56:44,821 --> 00:56:46,949 -Yeah. Yeah. -Already? No. 1317 00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,117 Okay. 1318 00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:51,328 I love Keats. 1319 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,001 Oh... 1320 00:56:58,293 --> 00:57:00,254 Wha... Stop. What are you doing? 1321 00:57:00,337 --> 00:57:02,840 -I killed it. (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) It's not... 1322 00:57:02,923 --> 00:57:04,341 Listen, I'm gonna say something 1323 00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:07,845 that's probably gonna come out completely wrong, 1324 00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:11,473 but you're beautiful without all of that. 1325 00:57:11,557 --> 00:57:13,267 I mean, either way, you're... 1326 00:57:14,184 --> 00:57:15,477 good to go. 1327 00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:17,104 Good to go? 1328 00:57:17,187 --> 00:57:18,814 Good to go. 1329 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:21,191 (LAUGHS) Okay, I'll take it. 1330 00:57:24,695 --> 00:57:26,280 You're a great teacher, Charlie. 1331 00:57:28,073 --> 00:57:30,409 Those kids, they're lucky to have you. 1332 00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:33,370 I don't know, hanging with you guys today made me 1333 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:35,622 feel kind of normal. 1334 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,041 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00. 1335 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:42,379 Oh, my bad. I thought you were by yourself. 1336 00:57:46,758 --> 00:57:47,885 Puerto Rico. 1337 00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:55,225 Um, my friends, they have a bed-and-breakfast there, so... 1338 00:57:56,018 --> 00:57:57,144 That's... 1339 00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:00,189 Listen, if... if... 1340 00:58:00,272 --> 00:58:03,984 If Bastian is the guy that you think you're supposed to be with, 1341 00:58:04,067 --> 00:58:07,779 then, hell, I'll drive you to the airport. 1342 00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,449 But if you're not sure... 1343 00:58:11,950 --> 00:58:13,368 then come with me 1344 00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:15,913 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night. 1345 00:58:16,538 --> 00:58:18,624 Yeah, they need chaperones. 1346 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,460 Maybe you need chaperoning. 1347 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:25,797 Listen, I'm not saying this as your husband or even as your friend, 1348 00:58:25,881 --> 00:58:27,382 because technically I'm not either, 1349 00:58:27,466 --> 00:58:31,386 but if you go back to Bastian, aren't you just making 1350 00:58:31,470 --> 00:58:34,640 the same mistake all over again... again? 1351 00:58:43,982 --> 00:58:46,193 Are you asking me to the school dance? 1352 00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:49,780 Well, I could leave a note in your locker, 1353 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,241 but here we are in free period, 1354 00:58:52,324 --> 00:58:55,035 -so I figured I'd take my shot. -(LAUGHS) 1355 00:58:57,829 --> 00:58:59,998 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1356 00:59:05,546 --> 00:59:06,755 Welcome. 1357 00:59:08,674 --> 00:59:10,676 Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1358 00:59:10,759 --> 00:59:12,970 Come on. Okay. 1359 00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:14,304 Can I have your left wrist? 1360 00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:15,681 My left wr... Okay. 1361 00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:21,270 Oh, my God. 1362 00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:22,563 How sweet. 1363 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,983 Oh, and I also got you this to give me. 1364 00:59:26,066 --> 00:59:27,609 (BOTH LAUGH) 1365 00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:29,027 So thank you very much. 1366 00:59:29,111 --> 00:59:31,029 -I'm glad I thought of that. -It's my favorite. 1367 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:35,492 You look in... 1368 00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:38,078 You look... 1369 00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:39,621 Let's go to the dance. 1370 00:59:40,122 --> 00:59:41,123 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1371 00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:44,751 Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert-hyphen-Valdez, 1372 00:59:44,835 --> 00:59:47,629 we would like the gym to be a photo-free zone, 1373 00:59:47,713 --> 00:59:50,299 so please check your phones at the door. 1374 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,928 You did all this for me? 1375 00:59:55,179 --> 00:59:57,055 I might've had a little help. 1376 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:01,268 You know what, Kofi, why don't you take the night off? 1377 01:00:01,351 --> 01:00:02,352 I'll let you know when I need you. 1378 01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:03,687 KOFI: All right. Have a good time, y'all. 1379 01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:04,855 Okay. All right. 1380 01:00:05,981 --> 01:00:07,149 Unsupervised. 1381 01:00:07,524 --> 01:00:09,359 I'm gonna screen-grab your search history 1382 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:10,611 and send it to your mother. 1383 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:11,862 That's a guarantee. 1384 01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:14,281 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1385 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:16,700 -Hey. -Hey. 1386 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:18,452 -How are you? -Good to see you. 1387 01:00:20,746 --> 01:00:22,206 Kill the music! 1388 01:00:22,581 --> 01:00:25,959 A-one, two, three, four. Hit it. 1389 01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:28,378 (SINGING) Marry me, marry me Say yes 1390 01:00:28,462 --> 01:00:30,881 Marry me, marry me Say yes... 1391 01:00:30,964 --> 01:00:32,132 What are you doing? 1392 01:00:32,216 --> 01:00:35,385 You know, kids opening for pop stars is very big these days. 1393 01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:36,803 I've never Seen forever... 1394 01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:39,306 When did the glee club learn Marry Me? 1395 01:00:39,389 --> 01:00:41,767 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez. 1396 01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:43,977 -I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts. -Keep singing! 1397 01:00:44,061 --> 01:00:45,479 You're an inspiration, Pitts. 1398 01:00:45,562 --> 01:00:46,897 Right back at you, Gilbert. 1399 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:48,690 Oh, my God, they are so adorable. 1400 01:00:48,774 --> 01:00:49,900 Thank you. 1401 01:00:49,983 --> 01:00:51,360 If you could. 1402 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:53,403 ...tried 1403 01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:54,905 Yeah, okay. 1404 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:58,116 "To Jonathan Gregory Pitts, 1405 01:00:58,492 --> 01:01:01,286 "a fellow architect of song." 1406 01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:04,456 (LAUGHS) Okay, let her breathe just a little bit. 1407 01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:05,541 Come on. 1408 01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:06,750 -Ring, ring, ring -Ring, ring 1409 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,168 Church bells, let 'em ring Ring, ring... 1410 01:01:08,252 --> 01:01:09,253 Love and light. 1411 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,004 -Love and light. -Okay. Cut! 1412 01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:12,798 -Tonight, tonight -Bring the music back! 1413 01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:15,759 Keep me satisfied... 1414 01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,886 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1415 01:01:19,012 --> 01:01:21,306 So, do we have a job? 1416 01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:22,891 Do we have duties? What do we do? 1417 01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:24,852 Yes, we do. We got to monitor. 1418 01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:27,312 We got to guide. We got to encourage. 1419 01:01:27,396 --> 01:01:29,022 -Okay. -We might have to discourage. 1420 01:01:29,106 --> 01:01:31,316 -(LAUGHS) -We might have to separate. 1421 01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:34,570 And maybe later... Mm, dance? 1422 01:01:34,653 --> 01:01:36,321 I don't think you want to see that. 1423 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:38,824 Oh, I do. I do want to see that. 1424 01:01:38,907 --> 01:01:40,492 Did you see my corsage? 1425 01:01:40,576 --> 01:01:41,702 I did. 1426 01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:50,085 Hey! 1427 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:51,879 Aah! 1428 01:01:51,962 --> 01:01:53,380 (LAUGHING) 1429 01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:55,090 KAT: Oh, yeah, I want to do one. 1430 01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:56,758 -Ready? Okay. -Yep. 1431 01:02:02,973 --> 01:02:03,974 Hold this. 1432 01:02:04,057 --> 01:02:05,184 What are you doing? 1433 01:02:06,435 --> 01:02:07,436 A private. 1434 01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:15,110 Hey, everybody. 1435 01:02:16,945 --> 01:02:19,239 This is my first semiformal, 1436 01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:20,490 and, uh... 1437 01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:23,118 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash. 1438 01:02:23,202 --> 01:02:24,620 We love you, Kat! 1439 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:28,207 (CHUCKLES) Thank you, Parker. Love you, too. 1440 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,501 You guys mind if I do a song? 1441 01:02:30,709 --> 01:02:33,587 -(ALL CHEERING) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1442 01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:36,757 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age. 1443 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,300 It was on my very first album. 1444 01:02:38,383 --> 01:02:40,219 It's called After Love. 1445 01:02:40,302 --> 01:02:41,386 You guys may not know it. 1446 01:02:41,470 --> 01:02:43,305 -I do! -KAT: Oh... 1447 01:02:43,388 --> 01:02:45,057 Do you want to come up here and do it with me? 1448 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,141 (GASPS) 1449 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:48,477 -You play? -Y-yeah. 1450 01:02:48,685 --> 01:02:49,770 Let's do it. 1451 01:02:49,853 --> 01:02:51,730 (CROWD CHEERING) 1452 01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:58,028 Give it up for a fellow architect of song, Mr. Pitts. 1453 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,032 -Pitts! -Mr. Pitts! 1454 01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:03,575 (TUNING) 1455 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:05,661 Ready? 1456 01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:07,788 Three, four. 1457 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:09,498 (SINGING) Long nights in your car 1458 01:03:09,581 --> 01:03:11,583 Mornings in your arms 1459 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:13,794 From five-hour calls 1460 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,879 To nothing at all 1461 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:18,006 I guess I missed the signs 1462 01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:20,676 The writing On the wall, ooh 1463 01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:23,262 Don't know where It all went wrong 1464 01:03:23,929 --> 01:03:28,350 But if this is how It's got to be 1465 01:03:28,433 --> 01:03:33,146 I need someone to tell me Tell me, tell me, tell me 1466 01:03:33,230 --> 01:03:35,732 What comes after love? 1467 01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:40,362 I want to know there's Something for me after us 1468 01:03:40,445 --> 01:03:44,658 I don't think my heart Was made to break this much 1469 01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:48,829 Tell me there's a Happy ever after love 1470 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:53,417 Tell me there's a Happy ever after us 1471 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,045 I believe, I believe 1472 01:03:57,129 --> 01:03:59,214 I believe in love 1473 01:03:59,298 --> 01:04:03,385 Even if, even if It wasn't meant for us 1474 01:04:03,468 --> 01:04:07,890 ALL: I believe, I believe I believe in love 1475 01:04:07,973 --> 01:04:09,725 I just need someone To tell me 1476 01:04:09,808 --> 01:04:11,518 Tell me, tell me, tell me 1477 01:04:11,602 --> 01:04:13,979 What comes after love? 1478 01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:18,609 I want to know there's Something for me after us 1479 01:04:18,692 --> 01:04:22,821 I don't think my heart Was made to break this much 1480 01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:27,075 Tell me there's a Happy ever after love 1481 01:04:27,159 --> 01:04:31,371 Tell me there's a Happy ever after us 1482 01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:33,916 (ALL CHEERING) 1483 01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:46,303 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1484 01:04:46,512 --> 01:04:48,222 KAT: Thank you guys so much! 1485 01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:52,100 Well, that is my new favorite song. 1486 01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:53,894 (KAT CHUCKLES) 1487 01:04:54,186 --> 01:04:56,271 What was your old favorite song? 1488 01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:59,316 I don't know, this might be 1489 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:02,778 a little too edgy for you to handle, 1490 01:05:02,861 --> 01:05:05,405 but when my mom was sick, we watched a lot of musicals, 1491 01:05:05,489 --> 01:05:07,324 and her favorite was Camelot. 1492 01:05:07,658 --> 01:05:08,659 Hmm. 1493 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,327 You know, it was like Game of Thrones, 1494 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:12,329 but less nudity and murder. 1495 01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:14,456 More music and velvet. 1496 01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,166 (CHUCKLES) 1497 01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:19,586 But, anyway, when Lancelot wants to tell Guinevere how he feels, 1498 01:05:19,670 --> 01:05:22,381 instead of saying, "I want to be with you," 1499 01:05:22,464 --> 01:05:25,133 he says, "We're gonna split up. It's inevitable." 1500 01:05:26,385 --> 01:05:27,511 That's a little depressing. 1501 01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,596 No, not when you hear it. 1502 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:33,308 "If ever I were to leave you, it wouldn't be in summer." 1503 01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:37,312 (SINGING) If ever I would leave you 1504 01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:42,526 It wouldn't be in summer 1505 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:45,946 Seeing you in summer I never would go 1506 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,906 -It's nice. -Yeah. 1507 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,662 Your hair streaked With sunlight 1508 01:05:53,745 --> 01:05:55,539 Your lips red as flame... 1509 01:05:55,622 --> 01:05:57,541 -Dance with me. -No, I don't dance. 1510 01:05:57,624 --> 01:05:59,877 Come on. Dance with me. 1511 01:06:02,129 --> 01:06:03,422 Just a little bit. 1512 01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:07,384 There we go. 1513 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:12,598 How could it be in autumn? 1514 01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:14,975 How I'd leave in autumn 1515 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:19,146 I never would know... 1516 01:06:19,771 --> 01:06:22,482 Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White, or Drake... 1517 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:26,862 or whatever it is you listen to when you're about to, you know... 1518 01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:28,113 To what? 1519 01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:30,949 Well... 1520 01:06:32,743 --> 01:06:36,538 Well, I don't want to presume that I'm about to have the best night of my life, 1521 01:06:36,622 --> 01:06:40,501 but if I am, I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet. 1522 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,171 I like it. 1523 01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:45,839 You do? 1524 01:06:45,923 --> 01:06:48,383 When you catch The fire's glow 1525 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:49,635 A lot. 1526 01:06:51,261 --> 01:06:55,641 If ever I would leave you 1527 01:06:56,058 --> 01:06:59,603 How could it be in springtime 1528 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:07,110 Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so? 1529 01:07:07,569 --> 01:07:11,323 Oh, no Not in springtime... 1530 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:13,158 Is this smart? 1531 01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:17,746 I think we left smart six weeks ago. 1532 01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:01,290 -Morning. -Morning. 1533 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,544 Thank God you're here. 1534 01:08:06,044 --> 01:08:09,464 'Cause I did have just a minute of... 1535 01:08:09,548 --> 01:08:12,467 "Is she gone? Did she leave?" 1536 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,179 I was like, "God, just... 1537 01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:17,848 "I know you rock stars move fast, 1538 01:08:17,930 --> 01:08:20,309 "on to the next town, like, just..." 1539 01:08:20,392 --> 01:08:22,102 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -God. Here, take it. 1540 01:08:23,437 --> 01:08:24,438 Hey. 1541 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,814 MEL: Hey, how was last night? 1542 01:08:25,898 --> 01:08:28,483 -Amazing. -Wait. Where are you? 1543 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,944 -Are you with, uh... -Yeah. Charlie. 1544 01:08:31,028 --> 01:08:32,738 -Still? -Still. 1545 01:08:35,365 --> 01:08:36,783 "Charlie. Still." 1546 01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:38,911 KAT: Let's just move that to Tuesday. 1547 01:08:38,993 --> 01:08:41,913 -But they're expecting you. -Sorry. Just tell 'em no. 1548 01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:44,124 -Okay. -Okay. 1549 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,709 I'll call you later. 1550 01:08:46,167 --> 01:08:48,921 Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me? 1551 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:50,881 Maybe. 1552 01:08:51,423 --> 01:08:52,841 And you're welcome. 1553 01:08:53,425 --> 01:08:54,510 Thank you. 1554 01:08:55,676 --> 01:08:56,886 You and your mom? 1555 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:58,346 Yeah, at Coney Island. 1556 01:08:58,430 --> 01:08:59,430 KAT: The Wonder Wheel. 1557 01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,850 Well, we actually called it "The wishing wheel." 1558 01:09:01,934 --> 01:09:03,810 Yeah. We loved going out there. 1559 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:05,729 Although the last time that I took her out there, 1560 01:09:05,812 --> 01:09:07,481 it was closed, 'cause it was winter. 1561 01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,691 It was, like, right before she passed away. 1562 01:09:09,774 --> 01:09:11,193 -I'm sorry. -No, no. 1563 01:09:11,276 --> 01:09:13,654 It's okay. I like talking about her. 1564 01:09:13,737 --> 01:09:17,823 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five, but... 1565 01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:23,080 they definitely got to spend some good times together. 1566 01:09:23,162 --> 01:09:26,041 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou. 1567 01:09:26,582 --> 01:09:28,460 You think she would've liked me? 1568 01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:30,504 -No. -(LAUGHS) What? 1569 01:09:30,587 --> 01:09:32,005 Yes, she would've loved you. 1570 01:09:32,089 --> 01:09:33,924 She would've thought you were amazing. 1571 01:09:34,006 --> 01:09:36,051 I mean, she might have questioned a few things. 1572 01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:37,426 She was very... 1573 01:09:38,136 --> 01:09:39,763 Well, she was very self-sufficient. 1574 01:09:40,930 --> 01:09:43,350 Well, I'm, like, the most self-sufficient person on the planet. 1575 01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:45,519 -I mean, I do more things in one day-- -No, I know. 1576 01:09:45,602 --> 01:09:46,979 I know you do. I'm not saying that. 1577 01:09:47,062 --> 01:09:50,023 I'm saying you have a lot of people, you know, kind of handling things. 1578 01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:52,317 There's nothing wrong with having help. 1579 01:09:52,401 --> 01:09:53,777 I mean, it doesn't mean I'm helpless. 1580 01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:55,737 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate. 1581 01:09:55,821 --> 01:09:58,782 I know, but you might not need as many people helping you 1582 01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,242 as you think you do. 1583 01:10:00,659 --> 01:10:02,160 So, what are you saying? 1584 01:10:02,911 --> 01:10:05,539 You want me to try being alone? 1585 01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:06,957 Because I could go be alone right now. 1586 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,584 No, no, no, uh, let's be clear. 1587 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,879 "Alone" means without help, not alone without me. 1588 01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:13,463 Wait. 1589 01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:16,008 Is this a challenge? 1590 01:10:16,091 --> 01:10:17,092 Now you get it. 1591 01:10:17,176 --> 01:10:19,052 -What, are you challenging me? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1592 01:10:19,136 --> 01:10:21,930 Yeah, but let's make it a real challenge, okay? 1593 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:24,057 -Okay. -That means without doormen. 1594 01:10:24,141 --> 01:10:26,101 -Without yes-Melissa. -Fine. 1595 01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:27,394 Without cooks, 1596 01:10:27,477 --> 01:10:29,438 without cleaners, without hair extenders. 1597 01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,523 -(LAUGHS) -Yeah, this is serious. 1598 01:10:31,607 --> 01:10:32,983 Without live-feeding. 1599 01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:35,402 Without constant filming updates. 1600 01:10:35,485 --> 01:10:37,738 Without all that little stuff. Gone. 1601 01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:39,990 Okay. I can do that. 1602 01:10:40,073 --> 01:10:42,201 -Okay. -What are you gonna do? 1603 01:10:42,284 --> 01:10:43,994 Me? I'm... You know, I'm gonna be there. 1604 01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:45,162 I'm gonna monitor. 1605 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:46,371 Mm-mm. 1606 01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:47,581 Nice try, buddy. 1607 01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:49,333 -Okay. -(LAUGHS) What? 1608 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:52,544 You're gonna get on social media. 1609 01:10:52,628 --> 01:10:53,712 -No. -Yes. 1610 01:10:53,795 --> 01:10:55,297 Come on, that's... This is about you. 1611 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,632 You're gonna go on social media. 1612 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:58,133 You're gonna have Snapchat 1613 01:10:58,217 --> 01:11:00,093 and Instagram and TikTok. 1614 01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:02,095 -You're gonna do a dance! Yes! -This is about you. 1615 01:11:02,179 --> 01:11:03,430 -Don't flip it. -No, listen. 1616 01:11:03,514 --> 01:11:05,140 Why are you so judgmental? 1617 01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,642 It's so crazy. 1618 01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:09,019 No, look, this is gonna be a great thing. 1619 01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:11,480 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher. 1620 01:11:11,563 --> 01:11:12,648 -(SIGHS) -Seriously. 1621 01:11:13,315 --> 01:11:14,983 If you don't do it, I'm not doing it. 1622 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:17,861 Okay. 1623 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:22,699 CHARLIE: So, this is your little getaway? 1624 01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,076 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1625 01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:25,786 Nope. It's locked. 1626 01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:36,088 Nothing under there? 1627 01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:38,173 Gosh. Dang it. 1628 01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:41,468 -Jeff, can you... -No, no, that's cheating. 1629 01:11:41,552 --> 01:11:43,804 Come on. What are you gonna do? 1630 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,305 You got a little problem. 1631 01:11:45,389 --> 01:11:47,933 Sometimes you just got to concede. It's okay. 1632 01:11:56,733 --> 01:11:58,569 (SECURITY ALARM BLARING) 1633 01:11:58,652 --> 01:12:01,321 You really like to win. 1634 01:12:01,405 --> 01:12:03,699 Yes! Uh! Ha ha. 1635 01:12:04,908 --> 01:12:06,118 Coming? 1636 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,416 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses. 1637 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:16,086 -It's better. -(LAUGHS) 1638 01:12:17,921 --> 01:12:19,256 Living room. 1639 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:24,178 Oh, this... No. Sound. 1640 01:12:24,261 --> 01:12:25,262 (LIGHTS CHIME) 1641 01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:26,805 Oh, my God. 1642 01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:30,475 -Jesus! -Whose house is this? 1643 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:32,519 Well, that actually could be nice 1644 01:12:32,603 --> 01:12:34,855 to offset the breeze from the broken window. 1645 01:12:34,938 --> 01:12:36,940 -We can make s'mores. -I like s'mores. 1646 01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,192 -Me, too. -Yeah. 1647 01:12:38,275 --> 01:12:41,111 KAT: (SINGING) What comes after love... 1648 01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:45,199 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself. 1649 01:12:45,282 --> 01:12:49,411 I don't think my heart Was made to break this much 1650 01:12:49,494 --> 01:12:52,956 Tell me there's a Happy ever after us... 1651 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,041 (SCOFFS) 1652 01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:56,084 I think you may have forgotten this. 1653 01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,337 Jesus, he's had an account for 45 minutes, 1654 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,214 and he already has half a million followers. 1655 01:13:00,297 --> 01:13:01,340 -Oh, my God. Look. -GIRL: Half a million? 1656 01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:02,633 Now you need your own web page. 1657 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:05,427 Already created it on Wix.com. 1658 01:13:05,511 --> 01:13:07,054 "Numbers Neva Lie." 1659 01:13:07,137 --> 01:13:08,680 -Oh, that's perfect. -That is a good one. 1660 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:11,058 -I love that. Do you love that? -Yeah, I do like it. 1661 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,268 So, what do you want your caption to be, Mr. G? 1662 01:13:15,270 --> 01:13:16,980 KAT: "If you sit in the question, 1663 01:13:17,147 --> 01:13:19,608 "the answer will find you." 1664 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:21,568 (PHONE BEEPS) 1665 01:13:23,987 --> 01:13:25,364 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1666 01:13:26,323 --> 01:13:28,784 Sorry, I was checking out this guy on Instagram. 1667 01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,327 Oh, should I be jealous? 1668 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:33,705 He sounds very interesting and handsome. 1669 01:13:33,789 --> 01:13:35,624 Just posting about all this math stuff. 1670 01:13:35,707 --> 01:13:37,084 (GROANS) One of those. 1671 01:13:37,626 --> 01:13:39,127 Brought you an apple. 1672 01:13:46,552 --> 01:13:48,178 Happy birthday, part one. 1673 01:13:50,055 --> 01:13:51,139 Thank you. 1674 01:13:51,223 --> 01:13:52,516 Yeah, on my last birthday, 1675 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,977 I was at a math conference in the Poconos. 1676 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:57,855 -Oh! I have a lot to live up to. -Yes. 1677 01:13:57,938 --> 01:13:59,273 -Open it! -Okay. 1678 01:14:04,194 --> 01:14:07,614 Like, a handkerchief or... 1679 01:14:08,198 --> 01:14:09,449 Turn around. 1680 01:14:10,158 --> 01:14:11,952 Oh, it's a blindfold. 1681 01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:13,912 (KAT LAUGHS) 1682 01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,914 I'm a little taken aback. 1683 01:14:15,998 --> 01:14:18,792 I, uh, didn't know this was your thing, 1684 01:14:18,876 --> 01:14:22,421 -but whatever you're... into. -Shh. 1685 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:24,840 KAT: Okay, straight ahead. CHARLIE: Okay. 1686 01:14:24,923 --> 01:14:26,425 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 1687 01:14:26,508 --> 01:14:27,801 -You should be. -Okay. 1688 01:14:27,885 --> 01:14:29,052 Wait, turn around. 1689 01:14:29,136 --> 01:14:30,762 It's not a pinata. 1690 01:14:30,846 --> 01:14:32,514 Maybe. Okay. 1691 01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,599 That's it, right there. 1692 01:14:33,682 --> 01:14:35,559 -That's where I need you. -Yeah. 1693 01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:37,352 -You ready? -Okay. 1694 01:14:45,569 --> 01:14:48,071 (MACHINES WHIRRING) 1695 01:14:48,739 --> 01:14:50,073 Happy birthday. 1696 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,575 No! 1697 01:14:51,658 --> 01:14:52,910 How? 1698 01:14:53,952 --> 01:14:55,746 I know a guy who knows a guy. 1699 01:14:58,207 --> 01:14:59,708 Come on. 1700 01:15:03,212 --> 01:15:05,130 CHARLIE: Okay, so we're on the wishing wheel. 1701 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:07,549 KAT: Yes. CHARLIE: Go ahead. 1702 01:15:11,929 --> 01:15:14,389 'Kay, done. Your turn. Make a wish. 1703 01:15:16,225 --> 01:15:17,893 I already got it. 1704 01:15:32,282 --> 01:15:34,243 (KAT SINGING) Since you came around 1705 01:15:34,326 --> 01:15:36,078 You're testing my faith 1706 01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:37,621 I'm praying out loud 1707 01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:38,789 Yeah. 1708 01:15:38,872 --> 01:15:40,874 I feel it in my chest... 1709 01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:43,961 -21! -Yes! 1710 01:15:44,044 --> 01:15:45,170 -Yeah! -Hey. 1711 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:46,463 Come on. Okay. Sorry. 1712 01:15:46,547 --> 01:15:47,923 Great day, you guys. 1713 01:15:48,006 --> 01:15:50,759 We are finished. Grab your stuff. 1714 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:54,596 -I'm ready. -You are. You're gonna be great. 1715 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:55,806 -BOY 1: Yo, is that Bastian? -Amazing. 1716 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:56,890 LOU: Thanks. BASTIAN: What's up, kids? 1717 01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:58,100 -(CHILDREN CHATTERING) -BOY 2: Oh, my God, Bastian! 1718 01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:00,227 Wait, what's going on? 1719 01:16:00,310 --> 01:16:01,812 He insisted on coming. 1720 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:04,273 Hey, come on, now. Your parents are waiting for you outside. 1721 01:16:04,356 --> 01:16:06,567 Okay. See you later, guys. See you. Bye. 1722 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:07,734 I tried to give you a heads-up, 1723 01:16:07,818 --> 01:16:09,319 but somebody wasn't answering her phone. 1724 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:10,612 No, no. There are no phones at school. 1725 01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:12,656 -What are you guys doing here? -You got nominated 1726 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:16,034 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys. 1727 01:16:16,118 --> 01:16:18,996 -What? -Marry Me... (SPEAKS SPANISH) 1728 01:16:19,079 --> 01:16:21,164 -Oh, my God! -We got nominated! 1729 01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:22,791 -Can you believe it? -COLLINS: Congratulations. 1730 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:24,668 -Oh, my God, yes! -Congratulations. 1731 01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:26,628 Yes. Oh, my God. 1732 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:27,796 I can't believe this. 1733 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,173 It was only a matter of time, babe. 1734 01:16:29,256 --> 01:16:31,091 -Oh, my God. -You should tell her. 1735 01:16:31,175 --> 01:16:33,135 Oh, yeah. So, um, Bastian's concert 1736 01:16:33,218 --> 01:16:35,012 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming 1737 01:16:35,095 --> 01:16:37,806 across multiple platforms, so there's loads of exposure. 1738 01:16:37,890 --> 01:16:41,226 Yeah, he thought we could surprise everyone and do Marry Me. 1739 01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:43,270 COLLIN: Right. Now, the ballots are out next week, 1740 01:16:43,353 --> 01:16:45,981 and nobody's seen you two together since... 1741 01:16:46,148 --> 01:16:47,524 well, you know, a while. 1742 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,194 Um... 1743 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:51,695 You know, we don't have any 1744 01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,989 -of the dancers in town. -No, no, no. 1745 01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:55,199 It's short notice. I don't... 1746 01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:57,409 No, but wait. But we can do the ballad version. 1747 01:16:57,492 --> 01:16:59,912 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony. 1748 01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:05,834 I don't know, Sebastian. 1749 01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:07,377 "Sebastian"? 1750 01:17:11,048 --> 01:17:13,008 Come on. "Sebastian"? 1751 01:17:13,091 --> 01:17:14,092 That's his real name. 1752 01:17:14,176 --> 01:17:15,385 Look, can I just... 1753 01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:17,387 I know this is a little... 1754 01:17:17,471 --> 01:17:18,597 I'm not trying to make a thing here, 1755 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,974 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to. 1756 01:17:21,058 --> 01:17:22,768 This is huge for me. 1757 01:17:22,851 --> 01:17:24,937 Totally. Totally. 1758 01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:27,606 You should come. I want you to come. 1759 01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:29,233 Are you gonna come with us? 1760 01:17:31,693 --> 01:17:33,111 Right. Okay. I mean, it's... 1761 01:17:33,195 --> 01:17:34,738 it's not a big deal. 1762 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:37,074 The nomination is. 1763 01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:40,160 So please don't be upset. 1764 01:17:40,244 --> 01:17:42,496 Uh, I'm just being a jerk. 1765 01:17:42,579 --> 01:17:43,914 And I'm sorry. 1766 01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:46,667 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit 1767 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,211 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are. 1768 01:17:50,379 --> 01:17:51,755 I know. 1769 01:17:52,297 --> 01:17:53,632 Just do me a favor. 1770 01:17:53,715 --> 01:17:56,093 Don't say "Sebastian." 1771 01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:57,261 (DOOR OPENS) 1772 01:17:59,179 --> 01:18:00,556 See you, babe. 1773 01:18:01,932 --> 01:18:03,016 -See you soon. -Hey. 1774 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,476 We got to schedule a band rehearsal 1775 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,395 -and a wardrobe fitting. -Okay. 1776 01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:07,813 -Now? -Yes, now. 1777 01:18:07,896 --> 01:18:09,314 -Yes. -Okay. You good? 1778 01:18:09,398 --> 01:18:10,899 -I'm good. -Are you sure? 1779 01:18:10,983 --> 01:18:12,401 Okay, I'll call you. 1780 01:18:12,484 --> 01:18:14,570 MEL: This is gonna be so exciting! 1781 01:18:25,455 --> 01:18:26,582 Hey. 1782 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:30,210 -You okay? -Yeah. 1783 01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:32,963 Just keeping Tank company. 1784 01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:34,631 Good dog. 1785 01:18:37,801 --> 01:18:41,388 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian and dump you? 1786 01:18:42,222 --> 01:18:43,682 No. 1787 01:18:44,975 --> 01:18:46,310 Yeah. 1788 01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:48,187 I'd be afraid of that, too. 1789 01:18:54,318 --> 01:18:56,862 (CROWD CHEERING) 1790 01:18:56,945 --> 01:18:58,363 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1791 01:18:58,447 --> 01:18:59,823 Thank you. Um... 1792 01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:03,744 I have a little surprise for you tonight. 1793 01:19:05,412 --> 01:19:06,705 There is a woman 1794 01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:09,499 who's been my heart... 1795 01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:12,294 and my biggest inspiration. 1796 01:19:13,295 --> 01:19:16,215 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1797 01:19:23,805 --> 01:19:25,516 She always gonna be my family. 1798 01:19:27,309 --> 01:19:28,852 And we're always gonna have... 1799 01:19:30,103 --> 01:19:31,396 Marry Me. 1800 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:34,399 (CROWD CHEERING) 1801 01:19:47,204 --> 01:19:48,705 Crowd's going bananas. 1802 01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:49,957 I know. 1803 01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:52,751 I don't know if I'd say "bananas," but... 1804 01:19:58,173 --> 01:20:00,717 (SINGING) I've never seen forever 1805 01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:04,388 I've never seen forever In the wild 1806 01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:09,393 But now I'm lookin' Now I'm lookin' in its eyes 1807 01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,062 Baby, you're my shelter 1808 01:20:12,688 --> 01:20:15,649 Shelter from a broken paradise 1809 01:20:16,024 --> 01:20:21,321 I couldn't dream it any better if I tried 1810 01:20:22,656 --> 01:20:25,492 True love gotta Ring, ring, ring 1811 01:20:25,576 --> 01:20:28,453 Church bells Let 'em ring, ring, ring 1812 01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:30,831 You're the queen I'll be the king, king, king 1813 01:20:30,914 --> 01:20:34,126 For life, for life, for love 1814 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:37,421 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1815 01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:40,340 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1816 01:20:40,424 --> 01:20:43,010 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1817 01:20:43,093 --> 01:20:45,971 For the rest The rest of your life 1818 01:20:46,054 --> 01:20:48,348 I'm-a fly her off to Vegas 1819 01:20:48,765 --> 01:20:51,435 We could tie it up tonight No patience 1820 01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:54,438 Take my last name Put it where your name is 1821 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:57,691 Have they ever seen A love this famous? 1822 01:20:57,774 --> 01:21:00,068 They never, no, they never 1823 01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:03,280 This forever, ever Ever, ever, ever 1824 01:21:03,363 --> 01:21:05,908 Ain't nobody do it better Better, better 1825 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:08,827 Every song We getting better 1826 01:21:09,244 --> 01:21:11,288 True love gotta Ring, ring, ring 1827 01:21:11,371 --> 01:21:12,372 Ooh, we gotta 1828 01:21:12,456 --> 01:21:13,916 Church bells Let 'em ring, ring, ring 1829 01:21:13,999 --> 01:21:15,209 Ooh, they gotta 1830 01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:17,419 This queen need A king, king, king 1831 01:21:17,503 --> 01:21:19,129 For life For life, for life 1832 01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:20,797 -For life -Yeah 1833 01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:23,050 True love gotta Ring, ring, ring 1834 01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:24,384 -Ring, ring -Church bells 1835 01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:26,011 Let 'em ring, ring, ring 1836 01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:27,095 Ring, ring 1837 01:21:27,179 --> 01:21:28,847 Angels gonna Sing, sing, sing 1838 01:21:28,931 --> 01:21:32,017 Tonight, tonight Tonight, baby 1839 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,771 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1840 01:21:35,854 --> 01:21:38,440 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1841 01:21:38,524 --> 01:21:41,944 Marry me, marry me Say yes for the rest 1842 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:44,655 -The rest of your life -Marry me, baby 1843 01:21:44,738 --> 01:21:47,241 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1844 01:21:47,324 --> 01:21:50,327 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1845 01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:52,913 Marry me, marry me, say yes 1846 01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,374 For the rest The rest of your life 1847 01:21:55,457 --> 01:21:57,584 Baby 1848 01:21:58,001 --> 01:22:00,796 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1849 01:22:18,856 --> 01:22:22,568 Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me 1850 01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:24,611 Won't you marry me, baby? 1851 01:22:24,695 --> 01:22:27,739 Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me 1852 01:22:27,823 --> 01:22:30,158 I want you In my life so bad 1853 01:22:30,242 --> 01:22:34,371 Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me 1854 01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:36,290 Won't you love me, baby? 1855 01:22:36,373 --> 01:22:40,502 Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me 1856 01:22:40,586 --> 01:22:43,589 (BOTH VOCALIZING) 1857 01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:51,013 (CROWD CHEERING) 1858 01:23:04,735 --> 01:23:07,112 Get your ass to the Garden. 1859 01:23:10,073 --> 01:23:12,701 (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING) 1860 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:18,540 MEL: Yes! 1861 01:23:18,624 --> 01:23:20,209 BASTIAN: Yeah. Pose. MEL: We did it. 1862 01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:21,877 We look so good! 1863 01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:25,756 You guys' chemistry is off the charts. 1864 01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,216 BASTIAN: Come on, guys. Let's do it. 1865 01:23:27,299 --> 01:23:28,550 WOMAN: And the audience felt it. 1866 01:23:32,137 --> 01:23:34,765 (LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) 1867 01:23:35,766 --> 01:23:38,560 (BASTIAN SINGING IN SPANISH) 1868 01:23:46,068 --> 01:23:47,277 -You know? -Yeah. 1869 01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:49,363 -Hey. -Oh, my God. 1870 01:23:49,446 --> 01:23:51,406 -I didn't know you were coming. -Hey. 1871 01:23:51,490 --> 01:23:55,118 No, I wasn't, and then I was like, "I'm gonna get down there," and... 1872 01:23:55,202 --> 01:23:56,495 but I didn't have a pass, 1873 01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:58,163 so I couldn't get in at first, and then luckily, 1874 01:23:58,247 --> 01:24:00,290 someone saw me and they brought me backstage 1875 01:24:00,374 --> 01:24:02,334 and then brought me over here. 1876 01:24:03,335 --> 01:24:04,503 So, you didn't see it? 1877 01:24:04,586 --> 01:24:07,130 No, no, I did. I did. Yeah. 1878 01:24:07,256 --> 01:24:09,132 Well... Did you like it? 1879 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:11,301 (STUTTERING) I thought it was amazing. 1880 01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:13,262 I was really happy for you. 1881 01:24:13,345 --> 01:24:14,847 I think you're amazing. 1882 01:24:16,098 --> 01:24:18,267 Can you guys... You know, fine, we'll go over here. 1883 01:24:18,350 --> 01:24:19,601 Yeah. 1884 01:24:19,852 --> 01:24:21,812 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1885 01:24:26,149 --> 01:24:28,360 It was great. It was... 1886 01:24:28,443 --> 01:24:30,612 Social media is exploding. 1887 01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:33,615 It's, uh... They're even saying you guys are back together. 1888 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,993 Well, if social media says it's true, it must be true. 1889 01:24:41,415 --> 01:24:42,457 Wait, are you okay? 1890 01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:44,501 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 1891 01:24:44,585 --> 01:24:48,672 I'm looking at you here, and it... It all worked out. 1892 01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:51,341 I mean, no one even remembers the meltdown. 1893 01:24:51,425 --> 01:24:53,552 I know. It's crazy, right? 1894 01:24:55,387 --> 01:24:57,014 I'm really happy for you. 1895 01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:58,348 You deserve it. 1896 01:24:59,099 --> 01:25:00,475 You really do. 1897 01:25:02,561 --> 01:25:04,897 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1898 01:25:09,067 --> 01:25:10,569 God, he can sing. 1899 01:25:10,652 --> 01:25:14,198 Dame un segundo Un segundo chance... 1900 01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:15,532 "Segundo chance." 1901 01:25:15,616 --> 01:25:18,118 What is that? Second chances? 1902 01:25:19,745 --> 01:25:21,121 It's just a song. 1903 01:25:21,205 --> 01:25:22,497 Maybe. 1904 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,000 Maybe it's something more. 1905 01:25:28,295 --> 01:25:29,755 What's going on? 1906 01:25:29,838 --> 01:25:31,590 Look, I know this is a big deal, 1907 01:25:31,673 --> 01:25:33,467 and that's why I wanted to come down here, 1908 01:25:33,550 --> 01:25:35,469 but I don't fit. 1909 01:25:35,552 --> 01:25:38,722 And I think that's objectively pretty true. 1910 01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:40,891 -And we don't need to-- -So, what are you saying? 1911 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:45,437 Look, if I'm being honest with myself, 1912 01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:47,189 I really came down here 1913 01:25:47,272 --> 01:25:49,858 just to say that this... I don't think this works. 1914 01:25:49,942 --> 01:25:51,735 (CROWD CHEERING) 1915 01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:54,321 BASTIAN: Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah? 1916 01:25:55,656 --> 01:25:56,823 Are you breaking up with me? 1917 01:25:56,907 --> 01:25:59,576 BASTIAN: Katarina. Kat. 1918 01:25:59,785 --> 01:26:01,411 Kat, come here. 1919 01:26:01,495 --> 01:26:03,455 -Come here. -It's okay. Go. 1920 01:26:03,539 --> 01:26:04,665 -Go. -No. 1921 01:26:04,748 --> 01:26:06,375 -Come here. -What are you saying? 1922 01:26:06,458 --> 01:26:08,085 -Tell me what you... What do you mean? -Everybody's calling you. 1923 01:26:08,168 --> 01:26:09,419 It's nothing. Talk later. 1924 01:26:09,503 --> 01:26:11,380 -Go. Go. -BASTIAN: Come here, baby. 1925 01:26:11,463 --> 01:26:12,756 CHARLIE: It's fine. Keep going. 1926 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,926 -Come on. -(ALL CHEERING) Kat! 1927 01:26:17,469 --> 01:26:20,097 (LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 1928 01:26:20,889 --> 01:26:23,725 Guys, raise your glasses 1929 01:26:24,685 --> 01:26:27,646 to the woman who made all this possible tonight. 1930 01:26:29,189 --> 01:26:30,524 To you. 1931 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:31,775 To you, Kat. 1932 01:26:32,526 --> 01:26:34,444 -Salud. -Salud. 1933 01:26:34,903 --> 01:26:35,904 Salud. Salud. 1934 01:26:35,988 --> 01:26:37,614 MAN: Yes, cheers! 1935 01:26:39,032 --> 01:26:40,659 MAN: It's for you, Kat! 1936 01:26:45,122 --> 01:26:46,582 (MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1937 01:26:52,087 --> 01:26:55,257 (CONTINUES PLAYING PIANO) 1938 01:27:07,978 --> 01:27:10,063 (SINGING) Always knew you 1939 01:27:10,147 --> 01:27:13,984 Even when I didn't know you 1940 01:27:14,067 --> 01:27:17,613 Don't make sense But it do 1941 01:27:18,530 --> 01:27:21,617 I was on my way to you 1942 01:27:23,452 --> 01:27:27,706 Every teardrop Fell so heavy 1943 01:27:27,789 --> 01:27:33,212 Hurt like hell, but Heaven sent me through 1944 01:27:34,546 --> 01:27:37,216 I was on my way to you 1945 01:27:42,596 --> 01:27:46,517 And every heartbreak Was a yellow brick road 1946 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:50,270 Pointing me straight Just taking me home 1947 01:27:50,354 --> 01:27:52,022 I was never lost 1948 01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:55,192 I was just passing through 1949 01:27:56,026 --> 01:28:00,280 I was on my way to you 1950 01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:05,452 Hope was hopeless Faith was running 1951 01:28:05,536 --> 01:28:10,624 Didn't notice you were coming through 1952 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,836 You were on your way, too 1953 01:28:16,255 --> 01:28:20,050 And you don't believe In meant to be 1954 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:25,931 But somehow you were Meant for me, it's true 1955 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:29,685 Yeah, you were on your way To me, too 1956 01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:35,899 Every heartbreak Was a yellow brick road 1957 01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:39,403 Pointing me straight Just taking me home 1958 01:28:39,486 --> 01:28:41,029 I was never lost 1959 01:28:41,113 --> 01:28:45,075 I was just passing through 1960 01:28:45,158 --> 01:28:48,954 I was on my way to you 1961 01:28:49,037 --> 01:28:52,457 I was on my way to you 1962 01:28:52,541 --> 01:28:56,545 I was on my way to you 1963 01:28:56,628 --> 01:29:01,967 I was on my way to you, oh 1964 01:29:02,050 --> 01:29:05,762 I'm on my way On my way to you 1965 01:29:05,846 --> 01:29:07,598 On my way 1966 01:29:07,681 --> 01:29:09,808 On my way to you 1967 01:29:09,892 --> 01:29:11,476 On my way 1968 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:16,732 On my way to you, oh 1969 01:29:16,815 --> 01:29:20,819 I'm on my way I'm on my way 1970 01:29:20,903 --> 01:29:22,738 On my way 1971 01:29:22,821 --> 01:29:24,364 On my way to you 1972 01:29:24,448 --> 01:29:26,575 On my way 1973 01:29:26,658 --> 01:29:32,289 On my way to you, oh 1974 01:29:32,372 --> 01:29:36,168 And every heartbreak Was a yellow brick road 1975 01:29:36,251 --> 01:29:39,922 Pointing me straight Just taking me home 1976 01:29:40,005 --> 01:29:41,882 I was never lost 1977 01:29:41,965 --> 01:29:45,385 I was just passing through 1978 01:29:45,469 --> 01:29:47,846 On my way to you 1979 01:29:47,930 --> 01:29:49,348 On my way 1980 01:29:49,431 --> 01:29:51,767 -On my way to you -Ooh 1981 01:29:51,850 --> 01:29:54,978 On my way On my way to you 1982 01:29:55,062 --> 01:29:56,772 On my way 1983 01:29:56,855 --> 01:30:00,484 On my way to you 1984 01:30:00,567 --> 01:30:02,236 Oh, my darling 1985 01:30:02,319 --> 01:30:04,655 I'm on my way 1986 01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:11,828 (MUSIC FADES) 1987 01:30:19,795 --> 01:30:21,713 COLIN: Come on, Charlie. Don't be stupid. 1988 01:30:21,797 --> 01:30:23,549 Well, it's a little late for that. 1989 01:30:24,842 --> 01:30:26,677 -You got another one. -Take it, please. 1990 01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,428 It's made out to the school. 1991 01:30:28,512 --> 01:30:30,973 It just feels a little unseemly. 1992 01:30:31,056 --> 01:30:32,808 -I didn't do it for the money. -I know, 1993 01:30:32,891 --> 01:30:35,477 but if you don't take the check, then the prenup's not binding. 1994 01:30:35,936 --> 01:30:37,354 You could sell your story. 1995 01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:38,522 You could write a book. 1996 01:30:38,605 --> 01:30:39,690 (SCOFFS) 1997 01:30:40,274 --> 01:30:42,025 Is that what you think of me? 1998 01:30:44,486 --> 01:30:46,321 Oh, come on, Charlie. 1999 01:30:46,405 --> 01:30:47,906 I was rooting for you. 2000 01:30:47,990 --> 01:30:50,200 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to. 2001 01:30:50,284 --> 01:30:53,537 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world. 2002 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:55,038 You're disappointing yourself. 2003 01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:57,165 I'm protecting myself. 2004 01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,209 I can't get away from her. 2005 01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:03,005 There's always a poster, a Vitamix or a billboard. 2006 01:31:03,088 --> 01:31:05,507 You know they're not together? 2007 01:31:09,428 --> 01:31:10,637 Maybe not. 2008 01:31:12,097 --> 01:31:13,557 But, Colin, can you do me a favor? 2009 01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:16,226 Will you be there for her when she figures it all out? 2010 01:31:16,518 --> 01:31:18,061 She's gonna need someone. 2011 01:31:27,029 --> 01:31:30,574 FALLON: On Friday's show, we'll be talking to the beautiful Kat Valdez 2012 01:31:30,657 --> 01:31:32,743 about her new hit single "On My Way," 2013 01:31:32,826 --> 01:31:35,787 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss. 2014 01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:41,001 -Night. -Night. 2015 01:31:41,084 --> 01:31:43,253 MAN: (ON TV) ...established by jaw snapping, 2016 01:31:43,337 --> 01:31:46,507 headbutting or tail slapping. 2017 01:31:46,590 --> 01:31:50,093 Physical dominance establishes the leader. 2018 01:31:50,177 --> 01:31:54,056 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins 2019 01:31:54,139 --> 01:31:56,475 and can cover 80 miles. 2020 01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:14,785 Mathalon, baby, with the Mathalonians. 2021 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:16,912 -Headed to Peoria, Illinois. -Hey. 2022 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,205 Coming to get ya. 2023 01:32:18,288 --> 01:32:20,249 -Wait, what are you doing? -We're live. 2024 01:32:20,332 --> 01:32:23,794 Say something smart or witty or, uh, numeric. 2025 01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:25,879 5,000 people are watching. 2026 01:32:25,963 --> 01:32:27,297 Bye. 2027 01:32:27,381 --> 01:32:29,258 -Charles. -I'm serious. 2028 01:32:29,341 --> 01:32:31,009 I can't. Turn it off. 2029 01:32:31,093 --> 01:32:33,053 Are you at some point gonna be fun again? 2030 01:32:33,136 --> 01:32:34,304 I was never fun. 2031 01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:36,682 That's true, and I love you anyway. 2032 01:32:36,765 --> 01:32:39,059 You know, you're not always gonna feel this way. 2033 01:32:39,142 --> 01:32:41,353 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you. 2034 01:32:41,436 --> 01:32:42,729 Parker. No, we weren't. 2035 01:32:42,813 --> 01:32:45,148 -Come on, let's go, Percy. -We absolutely were. 2036 01:32:46,441 --> 01:32:48,819 ANIKAH: I loved you and Charlie as a couple. 2037 01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:50,904 Are you still friends? 2038 01:32:51,947 --> 01:32:54,116 Is it okay if I ask you that? 2039 01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:56,326 Yeah. 2040 01:32:56,410 --> 01:32:57,619 Um, sure. 2041 01:32:58,704 --> 01:33:00,122 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 2042 01:33:00,205 --> 01:33:01,874 He seems like the sweetest man. 2043 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:03,792 You know, I actually DMed him 2044 01:33:03,876 --> 01:33:06,378 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow. 2045 01:33:06,461 --> 01:33:09,882 He never answered, obviously. (CHUCKLES) 2046 01:33:12,009 --> 01:33:13,760 Mathalon's tomorrow? 2047 01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:15,053 Yeah. 2048 01:33:15,137 --> 01:33:16,138 (DOOR OPENS) 2049 01:33:16,263 --> 01:33:17,598 -BASTIAN: Hey. -Hey. 2050 01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:19,933 I'll just fix that. 2051 01:33:20,017 --> 01:33:21,351 BASTIAN: Thank you. 2052 01:33:22,519 --> 01:33:25,480 -Oh, I like that. -Oh, thank you. 2053 01:33:25,564 --> 01:33:27,649 -BASTIAN: Nice. -(CROWD CHEERING) 2054 01:33:27,733 --> 01:33:28,859 FALLON: So, we've been... we've been 2055 01:33:28,942 --> 01:33:30,444 beating around the bush, and I think that 2056 01:33:30,527 --> 01:33:32,446 we should get right down to it. 2057 01:33:32,529 --> 01:33:35,115 I mean, we all know that you guys are not "together," 2058 01:33:35,199 --> 01:33:38,785 uh, yet you wrote Marry Me for each other. 2059 01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:41,205 Uh, Bastian wrote Segundo for Kat. 2060 01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:43,874 Kat wrote On My Way for Bastian. 2061 01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:46,919 I'd say the next song should probably be, uh, 2062 01:33:47,002 --> 01:33:48,921 Come On Already! Am I right? 2063 01:33:49,004 --> 01:33:50,255 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 2064 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:51,798 Let's see if we can get these two guys 2065 01:33:51,882 --> 01:33:54,885 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back. Ooh. 2066 01:33:55,010 --> 01:33:56,887 Do not change that channel. 2067 01:33:56,970 --> 01:33:59,389 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 2068 01:34:07,981 --> 01:34:10,025 I didn't write On My Way for Bastian. 2069 01:34:16,198 --> 01:34:17,199 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 2070 01:34:17,282 --> 01:34:20,244 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany, but... 2071 01:34:21,787 --> 01:34:23,288 I don't want to go back. 2072 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:30,254 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough, 2073 01:34:31,213 --> 01:34:32,965 the answer finds you. 2074 01:34:34,466 --> 01:34:35,926 And the answer is... 2075 01:34:38,136 --> 01:34:40,931 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over. 2076 01:34:43,725 --> 01:34:45,561 I want something different. 2077 01:34:52,484 --> 01:34:55,028 -Come here. -(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 2078 01:34:59,908 --> 01:35:02,286 So, I'm guessing no romantic duet. 2079 01:35:05,122 --> 01:35:06,331 REPORTER 1: Hey. REPORTER 2: Kat! 2080 01:35:06,415 --> 01:35:07,875 -That's Kat Valdez. -Kat! Kat, wait! 2081 01:35:07,958 --> 01:35:08,959 Where you going? 2082 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,627 REPORTER 3: Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh? 2083 01:35:10,711 --> 01:35:12,129 Peoria. 2084 01:35:12,212 --> 01:35:13,672 -I'll get you a plane. -No. 2085 01:35:13,755 --> 01:35:16,091 I want to do this by myself, okay? 2086 01:35:16,175 --> 01:35:17,718 -Can't be that hard. -REPORTER 4: Kat, come on. 2087 01:35:17,801 --> 01:35:19,386 -REPORTER 1: Kat, where you headed? -How about another shot? 2088 01:35:19,469 --> 01:35:21,054 Take me to the airport. 2089 01:35:21,471 --> 01:35:22,639 Bye! 2090 01:35:23,307 --> 01:35:25,726 -REPORTER 2: Hey. -That's not our car. 2091 01:35:29,938 --> 01:35:31,315 Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez? 2092 01:35:31,398 --> 01:35:33,150 Oh, my God. Kat Valdez? 2093 01:35:33,233 --> 01:35:35,027 MAN: You're right. What's she doing here? 2094 01:35:37,237 --> 01:35:39,239 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria 2095 01:35:39,323 --> 01:35:41,491 is through Chicago, but it's all sold out. 2096 01:35:41,575 --> 01:35:43,410 -(SIGHS) -If you fly tomorrow... 2097 01:35:43,493 --> 01:35:45,454 Tonight. It has to be tonight. 2098 01:35:45,537 --> 01:35:47,497 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow, 2099 01:35:47,581 --> 01:35:49,458 and I promised I'd be there. 2100 01:35:52,628 --> 01:35:56,632 I will give anyone $5,000 for their standby slot to Chicago. 2101 01:35:56,715 --> 01:36:00,844 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket. 2102 01:36:00,928 --> 01:36:02,888 -You can't? -Kat. 2103 01:36:02,971 --> 01:36:05,224 Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket? 2104 01:36:05,307 --> 01:36:07,184 Uh, yeah. Everyone does. 2105 01:36:07,267 --> 01:36:09,019 Now, I can't get you a plane, 2106 01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:10,938 but we got you the last available ticket. 2107 01:36:11,021 --> 01:36:12,189 It's in coach. 2108 01:36:12,272 --> 01:36:13,899 -You're a lifesaver. -Yeah. 2109 01:36:13,982 --> 01:36:15,817 Tell me that after you get there, okay? 2110 01:36:15,901 --> 01:36:18,612 So, there's your passport and some money. 2111 01:36:19,446 --> 01:36:20,989 Go find your answer. 2112 01:36:24,201 --> 01:36:26,078 -Okay. -Go on. 2113 01:36:26,995 --> 01:36:27,996 Bye. 2114 01:36:29,998 --> 01:36:32,334 PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen, due to freezing weather conditions 2115 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:33,669 and some strong headwinds, 2116 01:36:33,752 --> 01:36:35,838 we will be in flight a little longer than usual, 2117 01:36:35,921 --> 01:36:37,965 but we will get you there by morning. 2118 01:36:38,048 --> 01:36:39,299 Excuse me, miss. 2119 01:36:39,383 --> 01:36:41,677 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight. 2120 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:44,388 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps, cheese cubes 2121 01:36:44,471 --> 01:36:45,806 and Michelob ULTRA. 2122 01:36:45,889 --> 01:36:49,476 Okay, well, then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA. 2123 01:36:50,394 --> 01:36:52,396 MAN: What about the cheese cubes? 2124 01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:54,565 Sure. Cheese cubes, too. Why not? 2125 01:36:54,690 --> 01:36:59,194 Um, also, who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat? 2126 01:37:01,530 --> 01:37:04,741 Uh, the answer is nine? 2127 01:37:05,158 --> 01:37:07,119 -(BELL DINGING) -JUDGE: That answer is correct. 2128 01:37:07,202 --> 01:37:09,121 This round goes to the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2129 01:37:09,204 --> 01:37:11,623 Nice, Esther. Good job. 2130 01:37:11,707 --> 01:37:13,500 -Go, Esther! -(CHEERING) 2131 01:37:18,088 --> 01:37:20,465 Where are the people with the cars? 2132 01:37:20,549 --> 01:37:21,842 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a phone charger? 2133 01:37:21,925 --> 01:37:23,010 -I-I need... -No. Sorry. 2134 01:37:23,093 --> 01:37:24,678 -PARKER: I do. -You... 2135 01:37:24,761 --> 01:37:26,471 Colin called me, so... 2136 01:37:26,555 --> 01:37:28,515 Is Charlie here? 2137 01:37:28,599 --> 01:37:30,559 You know, I didn't tell him I was coming. 2138 01:37:30,642 --> 01:37:33,061 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day, in case... 2139 01:37:34,396 --> 01:37:37,107 You know, he's not good with the back-and-forth, 2140 01:37:37,191 --> 01:37:39,735 so I got to ask you, Kat, are you... 2141 01:37:42,738 --> 01:37:44,198 Is this for real? 2142 01:37:46,575 --> 01:37:50,162 Well, I walked out on Fallon to freeze my toes off in Peoria, so... 2143 01:37:53,081 --> 01:37:54,791 Excellent point. 2144 01:37:54,875 --> 01:37:56,460 I called an Uber. 2145 01:37:57,336 --> 01:37:59,588 -Forty-seven minutes? -What? 2146 01:38:00,047 --> 01:38:01,298 We're not gonna make it. 2147 01:38:01,381 --> 01:38:02,633 Didn't they already start? 2148 01:38:02,716 --> 01:38:05,469 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what... 2149 01:38:05,969 --> 01:38:07,137 Wait! 2150 01:38:07,221 --> 01:38:09,139 (BRAKES SCREECH) 2151 01:38:11,642 --> 01:38:15,646 This woman, this superstar, this icon, 2152 01:38:15,729 --> 01:38:18,315 has flown in coach in stilettos 2153 01:38:18,398 --> 01:38:21,068 to win back the unlikely love of her life, 2154 01:38:21,151 --> 01:38:24,321 who, against all odds, she loves. 2155 01:38:24,404 --> 01:38:25,697 And he loves her. 2156 01:38:25,781 --> 01:38:27,074 He does, right? 2157 01:38:27,157 --> 01:38:28,534 Completely. 2158 01:38:29,409 --> 01:38:32,746 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future, 2159 01:38:33,247 --> 01:38:35,457 but the future of-of anyone whoever believed 2160 01:38:35,541 --> 01:38:37,334 in the magic of a leap of faith. 2161 01:38:37,793 --> 01:38:40,170 -Look... -She'll give you a thousand dollars. 2162 01:38:40,254 --> 01:38:42,506 The answer is 15. 2163 01:38:42,589 --> 01:38:43,966 The answer is correct. 2164 01:38:44,049 --> 01:38:45,801 -Five points, Trinity Numerators. -Yes! 2165 01:38:45,884 --> 01:38:47,719 Yes! Get 'em! 2166 01:38:48,929 --> 01:38:50,097 Congratulations. 2167 01:38:50,430 --> 01:38:53,100 After a break, we're moving to a sudden-death round 2168 01:38:53,183 --> 01:38:54,685 between the three-time champions, 2169 01:38:54,768 --> 01:38:56,728 -Trinity Numerators... -ALL: Yes! 2170 01:38:56,812 --> 01:38:59,481 ...and the first-time finalists, Coolidge Pi-thons. 2171 01:39:01,859 --> 01:39:04,361 -Sudden death. -Ooh, blast off. 2172 01:39:04,444 --> 01:39:08,240 First up, Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi-thons. 2173 01:39:08,323 --> 01:39:09,741 Choker better pray. 2174 01:39:09,825 --> 01:39:11,535 -(LAUGHING) -Shut up. 2175 01:39:11,702 --> 01:39:13,745 (LAUGHING) 2176 01:39:13,829 --> 01:39:15,122 You laughing at that? 2177 01:39:15,914 --> 01:39:17,040 Look... 2178 01:39:17,541 --> 01:39:19,084 I don't want to embarrass you. 2179 01:39:19,168 --> 01:39:20,752 I know that's your daughter. 2180 01:39:20,836 --> 01:39:22,546 CHARLIE: Yeah? MANNY: I saw her last year. 2181 01:39:23,380 --> 01:39:24,923 She's got stage fright. 2182 01:39:25,007 --> 01:39:26,091 My daughter's fine. 2183 01:39:26,175 --> 01:39:29,094 Look, I just think maybe it would be easier on you 2184 01:39:29,178 --> 01:39:31,513 if you guys just conceded the title. 2185 01:39:31,597 --> 01:39:33,223 -Concede? -Mm-hmm. 2186 01:39:33,307 --> 01:39:34,808 -Give you the trophy? -No. 2187 01:39:34,892 --> 01:39:37,895 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation. 2188 01:39:38,270 --> 01:39:39,271 Huh? 2189 01:39:40,731 --> 01:39:42,774 Okay, huddle up. Here we go. 2190 01:39:43,692 --> 01:39:47,070 So, uh, Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know 2191 01:39:47,154 --> 01:39:49,323 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy. 2192 01:39:49,406 --> 01:39:51,283 -ALL: No! -That doesn't even make sense. 2193 01:39:51,366 --> 01:39:52,993 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -Four in a row, baby. 2194 01:39:53,076 --> 01:39:56,538 How about we go show him what the Pi-thons are all about? 2195 01:39:56,622 --> 01:39:58,081 ALL: Yeah! 2196 01:39:58,165 --> 01:39:59,666 (ALL HISSING) 2197 01:40:00,042 --> 01:40:01,502 Lou, you ready for this? 2198 01:40:03,253 --> 01:40:04,588 Watch me. 2199 01:40:10,802 --> 01:40:12,179 JUDGE: This next answer will determine 2200 01:40:12,262 --> 01:40:15,098 whether the Coolidge Pi-thons win the Mathalon. 2201 01:40:15,933 --> 01:40:17,476 Lou Gilbert. 2202 01:40:17,559 --> 01:40:19,061 -Yes, Lou. -Go, Lou! 2203 01:40:19,144 --> 01:40:21,730 (CHEERING) 2204 01:40:23,690 --> 01:40:25,943 -Come on, Lou. -You got this. 2205 01:40:27,319 --> 01:40:30,072 -Come on, Lou. You got this. -GIRL: Come on, Lou. 2206 01:40:30,906 --> 01:40:33,992 JUDGE: A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse 2207 01:40:34,076 --> 01:40:35,869 whose width is twice its height. 2208 01:40:35,953 --> 01:40:38,789 What is the area of the ellipse in square units? 2209 01:40:39,957 --> 01:40:41,875 GIRL: Okay. All right, all right. 2210 01:40:41,959 --> 01:40:44,878 You know this. Set your mind to it. 2211 01:40:45,963 --> 01:40:47,214 (BOY 1 WHISPERS) She's got it. 2212 01:40:47,297 --> 01:40:48,340 BOY 2: Yeah, she... 2213 01:40:48,423 --> 01:40:49,424 (IMITATES GAGGING) 2214 01:40:49,508 --> 01:40:51,426 Anyone know a good choke? 2215 01:40:51,510 --> 01:40:52,636 -Hey. -JUDGE: Quiet, please. 2216 01:40:52,719 --> 01:40:54,221 Please respect the Mathalonians. 2217 01:40:57,432 --> 01:40:58,559 GIRL: It's not fair. 2218 01:40:59,059 --> 01:41:00,269 BOY: Loser! 2219 01:41:06,775 --> 01:41:08,402 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 2220 01:41:08,485 --> 01:41:10,320 I tried to protect you from this. 2221 01:41:10,404 --> 01:41:11,738 Stop it. 2222 01:41:13,574 --> 01:41:15,117 GIRL: Stay with us, Lou. 2223 01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:16,743 (MOUTHING) 2224 01:41:17,995 --> 01:41:20,455 GIRL: Don't let it get in your head! 2225 01:41:20,998 --> 01:41:22,416 CHARLIE: Lou. 2226 01:41:29,548 --> 01:41:30,966 What the hell is this? 2227 01:41:31,258 --> 01:41:34,011 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -Oh, my God. 2228 01:41:44,146 --> 01:41:45,189 You guys, it's over here! 2229 01:41:47,316 --> 01:41:48,400 BOY 1: Dork! 2230 01:41:48,483 --> 01:41:50,068 BOY 2: Yeah, Mr. Gilbert. Good idea. 2231 01:41:50,152 --> 01:41:51,528 GIRL 1: Yeah, that's it, Mr. Gilbert. 2232 01:41:51,612 --> 01:41:53,113 CHARLIE: Yeah. 2233 01:41:53,322 --> 01:41:54,698 You got it. 2234 01:41:57,034 --> 01:41:58,202 Come on! 2235 01:42:00,913 --> 01:42:03,624 (CHILDREN CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 2236 01:42:06,126 --> 01:42:08,212 Come on. Objection. He's counting. 2237 01:42:08,295 --> 01:42:09,963 He's dancing, you lunatic. 2238 01:42:11,340 --> 01:42:12,591 That's Kat Valdez. 2239 01:42:12,674 --> 01:42:14,635 Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die. 2240 01:42:15,677 --> 01:42:17,346 CHARLIE: Come on. Come on. 2241 01:42:17,429 --> 01:42:20,390 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 2242 01:42:23,352 --> 01:42:24,686 GIRL: I believe in you! 2243 01:42:28,774 --> 01:42:30,067 32 pi! 2244 01:42:32,194 --> 01:42:34,112 -The answer is correct. -(CHEERING) Yes! 2245 01:42:34,196 --> 01:42:35,781 JUDGE: But the timer's elapsed. 2246 01:42:35,864 --> 01:42:37,741 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status. 2247 01:42:37,824 --> 01:42:41,828 We'll reconvene in ten minutes for the awards presentation. 2248 01:42:42,788 --> 01:42:44,289 GIRL: Hey, it's okay, Lou. 2249 01:42:44,373 --> 01:42:46,708 (CHANTING) Four years in a row! Four years in a row! 2250 01:42:48,210 --> 01:42:49,336 Hey. Hey! 2251 01:42:49,419 --> 01:42:51,296 I'm so proud of you. 2252 01:42:51,380 --> 01:42:54,174 -Dad, I lost again. -No, it doesn't matter. 2253 01:42:54,258 --> 01:42:56,844 First of all, you got it right. It was perfect. 2254 01:42:56,927 --> 01:42:59,346 But second of all, you were just up there. 2255 01:42:59,429 --> 01:43:01,932 You stood up there, and you were so brave. 2256 01:43:02,933 --> 01:43:05,727 I'm the one who should be crying for the dancing I was doing. 2257 01:43:05,811 --> 01:43:08,397 -(LAUGHS) -You were great. 2258 01:43:09,731 --> 01:43:10,899 Thank you. 2259 01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,987 I love you, Dad. 2260 01:43:15,821 --> 01:43:17,614 You were amazing, Lou. 2261 01:43:18,407 --> 01:43:19,908 Really, I mean, 2262 01:43:19,992 --> 01:43:21,785 you took a shot even though it was scary. 2263 01:43:23,412 --> 01:43:24,705 That's what matters. 2264 01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:31,044 Not everything adds up the way you think it will. 2265 01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:37,759 You know, they say if you want something different, 2266 01:43:37,843 --> 01:43:39,887 you have to do something different. 2267 01:43:42,055 --> 01:43:43,599 What if we're just too different? 2268 01:43:43,682 --> 01:43:45,601 What if we're not? 2269 01:44:00,157 --> 01:44:03,076 (CROWD GASPING) 2270 01:44:16,798 --> 01:44:19,635 (ALL CHUCKLE) 2271 01:44:21,011 --> 01:44:22,346 (MOUTHING) 2272 01:44:24,389 --> 01:44:26,808 I'm fully blacking out right now. 2273 01:44:27,267 --> 01:44:29,937 GIRL: Come on, Mr. G. BOY 1: Come on, Mr. G! 2274 01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:31,897 BOY 2: You're leaving her hanging. 2275 01:44:31,980 --> 01:44:33,023 Come on, dude. 2276 01:44:33,106 --> 01:44:34,441 Dad. 2277 01:44:37,986 --> 01:44:39,404 (BOTH CRYING) 2278 01:44:39,488 --> 01:44:41,573 ALL: Aww. 2279 01:44:48,664 --> 01:44:51,041 ALL: Ew. 2280 01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:56,296 CHARLIE: Here we go. 2281 01:44:58,632 --> 01:45:00,884 (SINGING) Marry me, marry me say yes 2282 01:45:00,968 --> 01:45:03,387 Marry me, marry me, say yes 2283 01:45:03,470 --> 01:45:05,430 Marry me, marry me, say yes 2284 01:45:05,514 --> 01:45:06,807 For the rest, the rest... 2285 01:45:06,890 --> 01:45:09,101 I never seen forever Oh, yeah 2286 01:45:09,184 --> 01:45:11,770 I never seen forever In the wild 2287 01:45:11,854 --> 01:45:16,233 But now I'm lookin' Now I'm lookin' in its eyes 2288 01:45:16,733 --> 01:45:18,735 Baby, you're my shelter 2289 01:45:18,819 --> 01:45:21,405 Shelter from A broken paradise 2290 01:45:21,488 --> 01:45:22,698 I couldn't dream it 2291 01:45:22,781 --> 01:45:25,826 Any better if I tried 2292 01:45:26,910 --> 01:45:28,745 True love gotta Ring, ring, ring 2293 01:45:28,829 --> 01:45:29,872 -Ring, ring -Church bells 2294 01:45:29,955 --> 01:45:31,874 -Let 'em ring, ring, ring -Ring, ring 2295 01:45:31,957 --> 01:45:33,709 Angels gonna Sing, sing, sing 2296 01:45:33,792 --> 01:45:35,669 Tonight, tonight, tonight 2297 01:45:35,752 --> 01:45:36,795 Baby 2298 01:45:36,879 --> 01:45:39,131 Marry me, marry me, say yes 2299 01:45:39,214 --> 01:45:41,508 Marry me, marry me, say yes 2300 01:45:41,592 --> 01:45:43,677 Marry me, marry me, say yes 2301 01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:45,929 For the rest, the rest Of your life 2302 01:45:46,013 --> 01:45:49,099 Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-marry me 2303 01:45:49,183 --> 01:45:50,726 Won't you love me, baby? 2304 01:45:50,809 --> 01:45:53,478 Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma, Ma-ma-ma-marry me... 2305 01:45:53,562 --> 01:45:55,480 -Getting ready. -Tanky. 2306 01:45:55,564 --> 01:45:57,691 -This is the calm... -Ah! 2307 01:45:57,774 --> 01:45:58,817 Tank! 2308 01:45:59,818 --> 01:46:01,987 -Okay, wait. Slower. -He doesn't have teeth. 2309 01:46:02,070 --> 01:46:03,572 -Slower. Okay. -He doesn't... 2310 01:46:03,655 --> 01:46:06,700 Diamonds and a necklace everything else is off 2311 01:46:06,783 --> 01:46:08,285 Good boy. 2312 01:46:08,368 --> 01:46:10,370 Now he wanna bet He can beat me to the bed... 2313 01:46:10,454 --> 01:46:12,831 So, we met at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we? 2314 01:46:12,915 --> 01:46:14,374 -Yeah. -We didn't hook up at Fallon. 2315 01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:16,043 No, we had sex at Burning Man. 2316 01:46:16,126 --> 01:46:17,669 So, Kat made me come to one of those, um... 2317 01:46:17,753 --> 01:46:18,795 What are they called again, babe? 2318 01:46:18,879 --> 01:46:20,005 -It's called a Mathalon, bro. -Yes! 2319 01:46:20,088 --> 01:46:21,089 Oh, my God, it's so boring. 2320 01:46:21,173 --> 01:46:22,216 And what do you guys do there again? 2321 01:46:22,299 --> 01:46:23,634 -It's this thing called, um... -Math. 2322 01:46:23,717 --> 01:46:25,260 -Yes! Oh, my God. -Mm-hm. Yep. 2323 01:46:25,344 --> 01:46:26,803 I fell asleep just even thinking about it, but... 2324 01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:27,930 She did. 2325 01:46:28,013 --> 01:46:30,766 I met my most favorite person here. 2326 01:46:30,849 --> 01:46:32,643 We met at a party as she was leaving. 2327 01:46:32,726 --> 01:46:35,270 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier, we never would've met. 2328 01:46:35,354 --> 01:46:37,189 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes. 2329 01:46:37,272 --> 01:46:39,107 (LAUGHS) Never. 2330 01:46:39,650 --> 01:46:41,401 I had a six-mile radius set, 2331 01:46:41,485 --> 01:46:43,946 and she definitely lived more than six miles away. 2332 01:46:44,029 --> 01:46:46,198 Well, she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m. 2333 01:46:46,281 --> 01:46:47,908 Who meets at 4:00 p.m.? 2334 01:46:47,991 --> 01:46:50,869 When we met, he was in a unitard. 2335 01:46:51,578 --> 01:46:53,205 She liked what she saw. 2336 01:46:53,288 --> 01:46:54,414 (LAUGHS) 2337 01:46:54,498 --> 01:46:57,751 Eighty-one years ago, we were born in the same hospital 2338 01:46:57,835 --> 01:47:00,754 two days apart, in diapers. 2339 01:47:00,838 --> 01:47:03,173 Here it is 81 years later, 2340 01:47:03,257 --> 01:47:05,133 and we're back in diapers again. 2341 01:47:05,217 --> 01:47:07,302 Oh, Charlie! (LAUGHS) 2342 01:47:07,427 --> 01:47:09,429 We met on a dating app, but then, 2343 01:47:09,513 --> 01:47:11,431 uh, he invited me on the second date, 2344 01:47:11,515 --> 01:47:13,767 um, camping in the woods, and I was like, 2345 01:47:13,851 --> 01:47:15,894 "That seems unsafe... 2346 01:47:15,978 --> 01:47:17,271 -"so I'll go." -Her friend told her not to go. 2347 01:47:17,354 --> 01:47:19,857 Yeah, but she did, and it's been five years, 2348 01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:22,401 -and she's still alive. -(BOTH LAUGH) 2349 01:47:23,193 --> 01:47:24,236 BOTH: We met at a concert. 2350 01:47:24,319 --> 01:47:25,821 (SINGING) Spotlight on you got me zoomin' 2351 01:47:25,904 --> 01:47:28,657 I'm falling into you 2352 01:47:28,740 --> 01:47:31,326 We're dancing on tabletops 2353 01:47:31,410 --> 01:47:33,829 Neighbors calling the cops 2354 01:47:33,912 --> 01:47:36,123 When I'm with you Feels like 2355 01:47:36,206 --> 01:47:38,250 Nobody's watching us 2356 01:47:38,333 --> 01:47:40,878 We're burning down All the clocks 2357 01:47:40,961 --> 01:47:43,338 Hoping that time will stop 2358 01:47:43,422 --> 01:47:45,465 Block out The world tonight 2359 01:47:45,549 --> 01:47:48,135 Like nobody's watching us 2360 01:47:48,218 --> 01:47:49,803 Nobody's watching us 2361 01:47:49,887 --> 01:47:52,222 No, nobody's watching 2362 01:47:52,306 --> 01:47:54,558 So come touch my body 2363 01:47:54,641 --> 01:47:57,227 No, nobody's watching us 2364 01:47:57,311 --> 01:47:59,438 Nobody's watching us 2365 01:47:59,521 --> 01:48:01,773 No, nobody's watching 2366 01:48:01,857 --> 01:48:04,151 So come touch my body 2367 01:48:04,234 --> 01:48:06,737 No, nobody's watching us 2368 01:48:06,820 --> 01:48:08,822 Oh, oh, oh, oh 2369 01:48:08,906 --> 01:48:11,325 Right here by the light Of the moon 2370 01:48:11,408 --> 01:48:14,077 Spotlight on you Got me zoomin' 2371 01:48:14,161 --> 01:48:16,663 I'm falling into you 2372 01:48:16,747 --> 01:48:19,374 We're dancing on tabletops 2373 01:48:19,458 --> 01:48:21,793 Neighbors calling the cops 2374 01:48:21,877 --> 01:48:24,171 When I'm with you Feels like 2375 01:48:24,254 --> 01:48:26,256 Nobody's watching us 2376 01:48:26,340 --> 01:48:29,009 We're burning down All the clocks 2377 01:48:29,092 --> 01:48:31,386 Hoping that time will stop 2378 01:48:31,470 --> 01:48:33,514 Block out The world tonight 2379 01:48:33,597 --> 01:48:36,183 Like nobody's watching us 2380 01:48:36,266 --> 01:48:37,976 Nobody's watching us 2381 01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:40,187 No, nobody's watching 2382 01:48:40,270 --> 01:48:42,689 So come touch my body 2383 01:48:42,773 --> 01:48:44,525 No, nobody's watching us 2384 01:48:44,608 --> 01:48:47,653 -No, no, no, no, no -No-no-no, no-no 2385 01:48:47,736 --> 01:48:49,863 No, nobody's watching 2386 01:48:49,947 --> 01:48:52,199 So come touch my body 2387 01:48:52,282 --> 01:48:55,160 No, nobody's watching us 2388 01:48:55,244 --> 01:48:56,662 Na, na, na 2389 01:48:56,787 --> 01:48:58,038 (SONG ENDS) 2390 01:48:58,121 --> 01:49:00,999 (SINGING) Got ocean views from ceiling to the floor 2391 01:49:01,083 --> 01:49:04,962 Keep a milli by the bed A hundred more offshore 2392 01:49:05,045 --> 01:49:07,840 Closets full of Louis And Christian Dior 2393 01:49:07,923 --> 01:49:11,343 Picassos and van Goghs That no one's seen before 2394 01:49:11,426 --> 01:49:15,180 Diamonds drippin' down Like fountains 2395 01:49:15,264 --> 01:49:17,933 I'll sign, don't care What the amount is 2396 01:49:18,016 --> 01:49:19,393 Every day and night 2397 01:49:19,476 --> 01:49:21,478 Live a life filled with luxury 2398 01:49:21,562 --> 01:49:23,939 Don't matter when You're not with me 2399 01:49:24,022 --> 01:49:25,065 Yeah, yeah 2400 01:49:25,148 --> 01:49:27,109 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 2401 01:49:51,592 --> 01:49:53,051 Is this sentimental 2402 01:49:53,135 --> 01:49:55,012 To put all my money just Right where my heart is? 2403 01:49:55,095 --> 01:49:56,346 But, baby, you're special 2404 01:49:56,430 --> 01:49:58,348 No matter the cost I'm-a do it regardless 2405 01:49:58,432 --> 01:50:01,476 Let's take a jet We're riding out to Puerto Rico 2406 01:50:01,560 --> 01:50:04,855 Later we get the yacht Head to Santo Domingo 2407 01:50:04,938 --> 01:50:08,275 And my body, papi Es tu party 2408 01:50:08,358 --> 01:50:11,612 Now I'm flying You be the pilot 2409 01:50:11,695 --> 01:50:15,199 No questioning Our love, make my Best days even better 2410 01:50:15,282 --> 01:50:18,202 Long ain't long enough I'm looking at forever 2411 01:50:18,285 --> 01:50:21,580 Diamonds drippin' down Like fountains 2412 01:50:21,663 --> 01:50:24,833 I'll sign, don't care What the amount is 2413 01:50:24,917 --> 01:50:26,168 Every day and night 2414 01:50:26,251 --> 01:50:28,337 Live a life filled With luxury 2415 01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:30,589 Don't matter when You're not with me 2416 01:50:30,672 --> 01:50:31,882 Yeah, yeah 2417 01:50:31,965 --> 01:50:34,843 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 2418 01:51:46,707 --> 01:51:48,333 All right, all right 2419 01:51:53,088 --> 01:51:55,048 Mamacita, ha 2420 01:51:57,551 --> 01:51:58,969 Ooh, ooh