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Xiao Wei
Come back to eat
OK
I'll be back in a sec
Bye
Be careful
Great Mercy Buddha
Bless our Xiao Wei grow up peacefully and safely
Time to eat
Xiao Wei
Look
Sit
Today is our Xiao Wei's birthday
Guess what gift I had prepared for you
I don't know
It's so beautiful
Thank you mother
Oh I have a birthday gift
There's another dish
Mom to get it
Tsunami is coming
Hurry! Run!
Xiao Wei
Help!
Run! Run!
Help!
Tsunami is coming
Xiao Wei
Wow
I am back
Did you miss me?
Look for Mad monk when there's danger, it doesn't take a minute
You go aside and hide yourself quickly
Thank you Saint Monk
Your three-legged cat kung fu
Sneeze me
You know this is my playground
You actually dared to come make trouble
Did you eat leopard gut? Fish pit monster
Yu Hang monster
Fish pit monster is fish pit monster
It is Yu Hang monster
I settled you so many times
Don't I remember it?
Fish pit monster, it is fish pit monster
It's not fish pit, not fish pit
OK OK
Wait until I finish this game
I will set a tombstone for you
Writing "Yu Hang monster" with the biggest word
Was it OK?
You better set the tombstone for yourself and the villagers
I shall sweep this village today
Why are you so murderous today?
You see how dirty they are with my river
Pissing, shitting and dumping garbage everyday
Why do I have to be so good to them?
You're right
Smell this river indeed
Ah
it's stinkier than my armpit
Hey
Although they are really doing it wrong
But you can't do this
To kill them with so much water
This is environmentally friendly
I don't care
I'm going to lose my temper today anyway
You've already used these tricks few years ago
Still have faces to use it
Do you have any creative ideas?
Good
Show you a new trick
I've been practicing the trick Spleen Eight for three years
Here I am today and you can't be presumptuous
Hum
Ah
You Spleen Eight
Where did you go?
Up here
Luohan turns the sky
This trick again
You are also not creative as well
Say I'm not creative
Why use new tricks to deal with such low-level monster like you
More importantly
Family audience like it
Many children are waiting for this trick
So remember this place is mine
Don't come back to trouble
Dao Ji
Don't be too proud
I come today
To test you for my big boss
Wait until the reincarnation of my big boss
Dominating the world
The whole world is ours
Told you guys countless times
We must pay attention to environmental protection and love the nature
You guys just do not listen
Well, the trouble came this time
I'm busy everyday to Purdue sentient beings
I'm not able to rescue you guys always in time
Do you know?
You are lying
This guy is lying
What lie did I say?
Let me expose his true features
You say it you say it you say it
This master
He is not busy to Purdue sentient beings
He was
Fell asleep
How do you know?
If he can come to this village earlier
It will not be like this
Isn't it?
You look at the clothes we just sun dried yesterday
It's all wet
I'm just miserable
I almost win the thirteen orphans
You compensate me now?
I called for help and my voice is almost dumb, you didn't come
Should you reflect your working attitude?
You guys look
My salted fish is dead
You compensate me my fish
You compensate me
You compensate me my fish
You in vain our family of three
Go to Ling Yin Temple to burn incense, pray and add oil every year
You can't even do a good job of getting rid of the water monster, such a small thing
Oh yes
Can't be done well on such little thing
Ah Wait
Mr.
Who are you?
It's me
You listen clearly
I am Sima Liang, pope of Hong Yuan
I just pass by here to promote my faith
Encounter such thing in result
But don't worry
The aim of our denomination
Is to care of little and big things in community
The loss of everyone this time
I will double compensate to all of you, all right?
Good
You are irregular like this
How do they learn from this?
Indeed
There are many rooms in our Taoist temple
Every room faces north south
High bed soft pillow
Only a little bad on food
Eight dishes one soup
But there's fruit after meal
How about it
It's good
Really good
What happened?
Why are you still standing here stupid?
We can all stay in Taoist temple
What are you waiting for?
Go quickly
Yeah Yeah
What about me
What should I do?
Don't go
LingYin Temple is also very good
Don't go
Really
- You guys - Saint monk
Thank you for the help, Saint monk
Don't mention it
Are you ok little brother?
I'm fine
But the drum my mom gave me was broken
We loss our home as well
Oh saint monk
If you can come earlier
Me and Xiao Wei will not be homeless
Go
That Xima Liang
I hold a fan and he also hold a fan
There must be a problem
Hum
Come incense
Very good incense
Selling incense
Take a look at my incense
Alright alright
Come in and worship it
Come, it's your turn
Selling incense
It's efficient for seeking wealth and a son
Come, hurry hurry hurry
Alright alright alright
Selling incense
Take a look at my incense
Pope Xima
I run a gambling house
However the recent business is not good
Can you let everybody?
Come gambling always
There's a saying
Small gambling can be pleasant
Big gambling
Self-cultivation
Of course
This kind of healthy and beneficial activity like gambling
I will definitely support you
Don't worry
They will lose badly
Thank you Pope
The incense is quite prosperous
Oh our LingYin temple
The differences is too far
The Pope is here
Grandmaster
I beg you
Please help me
Grandmaster
My poppies harvest is very bad
Please god, I beg for good weather
Pope
My father is more than 9O years old already
But he still doesn't die
I bet you pope, please cross him at an early date
Let me inherit the heritage
Inherit the heritage
I beg for good weather master
Okay okay okay okay
Listen to me everyone
All your wishes
Are beautiful
As long as everyone pray sincerely to god
God will definitely give response to every prayer and all request will be granted
Such excessive demands will all be granted
Obviously this is a trick
Long live Hong Yuan
Oh land father
Land father, I'm looking for you, come out soon
Land father
You are Dragon
Oh yes
How do you remember to come to me?
Why do you make yourself so mysterious?
These are good things
Suck in a little
Rejuvenated
Smell it
No headache
It's from Siam
Try it
These are violations will make your die, you better less touch it
Be good
Ask you something
What is the background of that Hong Yuan temple?
Hong Yuan temple is incredible
They opened more than 300 temples in just 3 years
Extremely popular
And I heard
Just the initial fee you must pay three hundred thousand Liang
What? Three hundred thousand Liang that expensive
Cleary a place to lie
So, what about that Xima Liang
Hey
Answer me quickly
Answer what
Xima Liang
What Liang
Pretend I didn't ask
Extra extra
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Extra
Wow
It's bad
What is bad?
I can't read
Let me see
The Emperor died
It's impossible
His life should not end yet
Another extra
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Why you grab it if you can't read
I grab for you to see
Oh thank you
The young emperor enthroned
How come all timings are wrong
This will not work
I need to get my real body back
Go to heaven court to find out what happen
See you later
- Have something - Dragon
Wait a second
There's only one real body
Use it and it's gone
Then you lend me your real body
(Thai language)
Why speak foreign language suddenly
Hey
Wake up
Time to eat
Where
Wait for me
Such a big piece of roasted pork
Hey, this is Dragon Lohan
Long time no see
Miss you so much
You are so bold
You dare to be lazy
This can't blame me
I guarded here for more than hundred years and no one come back
What else can I do if not sleep, right
Then you should thank me
This this this what is this
Oh, right
Forgot to introduce to you
This is Heaven's newest security device
Specially check when the gods come back
Did they bring the real body?
You brought it anyway
Yes
But why it's flashing
That' right
Because you can't bring liquid
Liquid
Did you bring liquid?
This
Smell so good
One sip one sip one sip
Hey hey hey hey
Drink up
Can we go in now?
Ah, don't even leave me a sip
- Go in - Why don't say it early
Why are you free to come back and chat with me?
This mortal world has some problems
So I hope you can help me to find the Jade Emperor
I go to the sutra depository to check some information
Go find the Jade Emperor
Okay okay okay
No way
It's not a problem to find the Jade Emperor
But without the permission of the Jade Emperor
You cannot go into the sutra depository
It's critical moments
Of course we must use extraordinary measure
How extraordinary
It's like it
Why should I tell you?
Really gossip
Go find the Jade Emperor
Okay okay okay
Okay
That gatekeeper is famous for his black face
You may not be able to get it
Got it
Really a black face
Long time no see brother
Dragon Lohan
There's no Jade Emperor's metaphor
Anyone is forbidden to enter the sutra depository
I just go inside to pee and won't take long
Let me in
No way
Ah Ya
Hey big brother
Here is only you and I
We both don't mention it
Nobody know it
Do me a favor
What happened there?
You think I'm a fool
You show me to look over there
Then you can stun me
Hahahahahaha
You
I can stun you even you don't look over there
You fool
Open the door
Sesame opens the door
Fortunately, still that password
How did the sutra depository become this way now?
Where did the scripture go?
How did the sutra depository become this way?
L
How do I search the scriptures?
Please write down the key word you're searching for
Really
Let's try
Benny Chan
Known for having many kids
His girlfriend...alright alright alright
Alright
It's a powerful character
Really correct
Then I write
Garuda
Matching Ten thousand twenty volume
Ten thousand and more
How long will it take?
Should be more precise
Matching thirty-six volume
It's almost like this
A bit more precise
Matching one volume
Bingo bingo
Where is it?
Why place it so high
How to use it
Please insert the crystal inside the base
Garuda
Defeated by the Dragon Lohan
But stealing the red lotus amethyst from the Avici Hell
Intake Desire Anger Ignorance from mortal world
To build the Babel straight up to the heaven
Caused catastrophic havoc
I can't do this alone
It seems that the problem is really big
How do you know?
By looking at your expression
Did you find the Jade Emperor?
I found it
Then, why not move
The door is over there
Why don't say it earlier
In fact you can go that way
Are you playing me?
Who's playing who
Who
Where
You said you found the Jade Emperor
Where's the Jade Emperor
Jade Emperor is not in the
Your Highness Jade Emperor
Rise rise
Thank you Jade Emperor
Long time no see Jade Emperor
No no
This is not Jade Emperor
Queen Mother Empress gives this to me
Just throw this bead on the ground and Jade Emperor will come out
You didn't say that
It's too late to say
I throw
You are so cool
Just watching movie
Watch movie
What is this?
Ipad
Heaven's technological level
It has been a few thousand years later
On this ipad
You can watch movie and drama from iqiyi
You see this one is black and white labyrinth
It looks good
Looks good right
Also, two thousand years later
A guy dressed as you took movies
You look
So handsome
Very handsome vey handsome
Can you guys be more serious?
Jade Emperor
I came this time to ask for your help
Because of that Garuda
Actually stole the red lotus amethyst from the Avici hell
And reincarnated to Emperor
There must be big conspiracy
So I hope you can sent the troops to settle down the chaos
So it must take it serious
- In place - Okay
Come over
Seems that his matter is very troublesome
May need me to present expedition
To volt demon & devil
Don't be kidding big brother
The matter is
I feel
The palace girls will be lonely if I'm gone
Just find some small character to accompany you
Good
Please choose the soldiers Jade Emperor
Your highness Jade Emperor
Erlang God
Where's your wheeze dog
Jade Emperor disgusting it barking all day
So just put it in here
To be shut down for five hundred years
- You are so bad - Bad dog
Thor
Oh you still love to play this trick
No way
Born to be this strong
- Dragon - Little NaZha
You grew up already
What is this?
This is the newest hot wheel in 2018
What is 2018?
2018 is the mortal world a few thousand years later
Long time no see
365 years already
Solong
You also follow the trend to watch movie
Oh no
I am looking at the wedding company in the mortal world
It's so beautiful
You look
So beautiful
There's a saying from human,
I envy the life of a couple but not a lonely and immortal life
I really want to try once
Don't speak that loud
We will soon be able to go down to the mortal world
I will take you there and try
Fu Tiger
Hey Buddy
Long time no see
Jade Emperor found us to help
It must be a huge matter
It's definitely a huge matter
Only if you are there
I feel relieved
Yeah
Good, everyone's here
You guys go down to the mortal world with Dragon
To deal with that Garuda
Thank you Jade Emperor
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you guys doing?
Jade Emperor
It's him, he stunned me
Get into the sutra depository without permission
Hey brother
I know it's wrong to stun you
I treat you a meal and apologize, how's that
No way
Heaven have it's own rule
How about this
imprison for seven days
One day in heaven means three years in mortal world
Seven days is twenty-one year already
Will it be too long, Jade Emperor?
What's the problem?
You are not afraid that I will tell Queen Mother Empress what you had done
Take him down and don't let him stay here
It's really wrong
It's wrong
See you in the mortal world everybody
It's wrong
Okay, let's go
Let's go back to watch movie
Wait Jade Emperor
You just seem to press the wrong key
How can I press wrong?
Should press the green one
I pressed the green one
You just pressed the red one
No, I pressed the green one
Well, let's look at the playback okay
You watch
The video is wrong
I am the Jade Emperor, how can I be wrong
Then
You go settle this
By the way, eliminate the evidence
Things are getting worse
Jade Emperor pressed it wrong
Causes the five immortals to lose memory and immortality
Even if succeeded in the mortal world
There's no way to stop the Garuda's conspiracy
How can the mad monk stop?
This human catastrophe
Keep watching
We will know
No
It's mine
Give me
Twenty years have passed
Heaven never sent anyone to find us trouble
This time is really helping me
As long as this amethyst
Continue to draw on the three toxic fires of human desire, anger and ignorance
Then the day we triumph in the skies
Is just around the corner
Boss
I already said it's just around the corner
Can't you be a bit happy?
Xima
Don't you understand?
I don't understand
Please explain boss
My first rebellion
Everyone has a beauty
You look at these
You look, all these are the beauties' mom
Do you really think that I am so lacking of maternal love
You
Boss
Selected
I feel pretty good
And telling the truth
The beautiful one have been eaten by you already
Snake demon
Snake demon Snake demon
Come up
Come here come here come here come here come here come here
Come come come come
This is called flesh
Boss wait
I am demon
You've already inhale me
Please one more time
No way
If you suck again
I will lose all my skills
You go
Go
Boss
Tonight's dinner special
This one is not bad
Don't eat me boss
I have not developed yet
Don't worry
I eat vegetable today
I don't eat you
Thank you boss
For you to eat
Thank you boss
Where is this place?
It's impossible
Lingyin Temple
Family's falling
I didn't go long
How could this world become like this
How could this magic tower grow so fast?
No way
Time is tight
Go find someone to ask
Pope
Please give us something to eat
We are so hungry
You look at them
That's interesting
Sir
I haven't eaten for days
Can you give me something to eat?
I am willing to do anything for you
Please sir
Childe
You really willing to do anything
ldo
Then, I take you to you to buffet
Thank you childe
Go
It's too much
How can they treat the ordinary people like this?
Stop stop stop stop
It's me
Oh it's you, I'm sorry
How did you come down as well?
The Jade Emperor had lead to trouble so I came down to fix it
You just come in time
Go inside to destroy him with me
Wait wait wait wait
Wait for what
It's impossible now
You haven't been to the mortal world for twenty-one years
The whole world has changed
Only by your power alone
Cannot defeat him
This is right, Lingyin Temple is gone as well
Oh it's real bad
So the only solution now
Is to look for the five immortals as quickly as possible
Because Jade Emperor pressed it wrong
Those five lost their immortal memory
Their looks has changed badly
Then how can we find them?
Jade Emperor gave me five tips
They are those five immortals' hiding clues
Only this Jade Emperor is really troublesome
Why don't just say where they are
Really insane
All bosses in the world do not understand employer's difficulties
This is right
Oh yes
Then which one to look for first
- Erlang god - Why
He has the inner eyes
After found him
Then use his inner eyes to look for the others
Bravo! Why are you so smart?
Nothing, born to be
Let's go
- Be careful - I am immortal
I'm not scared
Not even a ghost shadow here
Nothing here
Really
- You look - It's wrong It's wrong It's wrong
This way
Oh my god
This way
I know it
- You - This way
One two three four five
You
Then where should I go?
Me as an immortal
Can't even find a person
Too shameful
You're right, don't even speak out
Go find someone to ask
Okay
Anybody here
Boss
How about a cup of tea
Boss
Coming
Boss
Coming
It so difficult to find
What is this ghost place?
Let's have a cup of tea first
Thank you boss
Master
Amitabha Buhhda
That place is really so difficult to find
Boss
I want to ask
Is here Chi Cheng?
Yes
Here is Chi Cheng
Then, have you heard a temple named?
Zhaohui Temple
No
No again
Do you think it's written wrong?
The Holy Spirit Zhao Hui Chi Cheng
The Chi Cheng in Zhao Hui is so hard to find
Oh master
You may have misunderstood
This Zhao Hui village
Has a Chi Cheng Temple
However
What are you doing there?
No one is there anymore
It doesn't matter
It's find you just tell me where is it
Here here
Show me show me
Oh master
The map is upside down
Upside down
Should hold it like this
It's here
Is this the place that I told you to go yesterday and you said not to go
I was right
What are you right on?
I hold the map right and you said you want to go
You're wrong
Oh no
You were wrong on you did not insist
No
You look
Everyone go travel
So many girl friends became enemies
Is because one of the parties did not insist
No
I already have so much pressure
Have to vanquish demons and monsters
Also need to think of your North East South West
I don't want to be friend with you
Am I too over?
Where is this place?
Looks like graveyard
Can't even see a ghost not mention human
I saw ghost
There's really a human
Right right right
It's him
He was sick like this
Cough and hematemesis again
It is Erlang god
I'm a hundred percent sure
I'm sure is him
Why you are so sure
Because in this village
There's only him alone
Oh
Don't oh
Go look at the tips
Right right right right
Open inner eyes
How to open inner eyes
It's not open his inner eyes
Is to beat him until he opened his inner eyes
Go go
Start coughing blood again
Welcome here both masters
Master
Welcome welcome welcome
We have the four books five through this side
Tang poetry and Song poetry
Do you have
Why use me to block him
Hurry up finish it and go see doctor
Oh no, take a mud pill to prevent it first
It's too late
Let's smell the armpit first
How do you feel?
It's better
Nothing
Nothing nothing nothing
What do you want to learn here masters?
We are here to fight
This
Violence is not good
And we student
No
I
Seems no response
Why are you hiding so far?
Who knows if a slap will wake him up?
Erlang god's martial arts is good and
Why don't say it early
Oh master
Master
Let me tell you
Don't always kill and kill, really
It's so messy outside now
Students don't like killing
The world is so unpeaceful outside
Do not move
When did you come in?
I'm a bit crazy but I am not stupid
Oh right
Both masters
Listen to me
Listen to me all right
It's true
I tell you
Maybe I hit him not enough
It's better to hit harder
Violence cannot solve problems
You first you first
No, you go first you go first
Alright
Die to die
Are you all right?
Alright
It's okay
Oh so poor
Be patience, it will be good soon
He is so heavy
Put him if you're tired
Oh right
I will let you go if you surrender
Surrender
Let me go right
I'm really angry now
I have to fight back
It's amazing
You beat him so hard
I'm sorry
I'm so excited at the moment
Just hit a bit heavier
But I was thinking
If he is not real Erlang god
Then you have killed someone
This cannot blame me
Who told him not to tell me?
He is not Erlang god, right
He deserves it
You really deserve it
Let's go let's go
Wow it's really Erlang god
You're still so strong
Thank you both of you
Thank you
You're welcome
How about the other immortals
Still didn't find them yet
So we need the help of your inner eyes
Go find them one by one
Okay
It's coming it's coming it's coming
Look look look
Okay
This is quick
Isn't there a picture for everyone to see?
I saw your inner eyes are not open and yet closed
Yes yes
I have inner eyes
I can see
That's good
- I tell you both - Where
- There's one twenty miles in the east - Twenty miles
Another one twenty miles in the west as well
Another one also thirty miles in the south
I go west
I know the Fairy of Ninth Heaven must be in the west
Why she must in the west
Because ninth
Ninth
West
There's something not need to mention
Just don't ask
Alright
Okay, then I go south
You go east
Alright alright
Le't go let's go
Why there's other issue
Both of you
I, I think my nose's still a bit hurt
Did anyone just hit me?
I will catch him out for you
I go to official
Hey
Boss
Why we stop
Nothing
I'm a little hungry
That's easy
I go choose a woman for you at once
Trust me on choosing woman
- I choose woman - No
Wait wait wait wait
I know you too well on the conditions of choosing woman
No. Definitely no
But
I started to feel
There's fairyism inside the amethyst
I think it's the Jade Emperor
That bastard started to move
You go help check
Yes boss, don't worry
There will be no problem under my leadership
You know my personality
I will do anything for you
Ah Just go
Six
You're not my opponent at all
Call you boss out
I respect you come alone to our Xie Li Zhai
But our boss
Is not anyone you can see?
Ugh
Fist has no eyes
No need to cause extra killed and wounded
Save your words
Here
Is where the fists speak?
Give me a kill
You finally out here
Wake up
You are immortal
Don't be stubborn
Get up
Again
You have guts to blow my head off
Maybe I should use his hammer to wake him up
Yo what's up man?
Welcome back
Hey Thank you brother
Not at all not at all
How come there are so many fall down outside
You hit people again
It's you
Me
You're drunk
Oh no, I'm fragmented again
It's okay it's okay
You're not the first time already
- Go go go go - What else have I done?
You have just drunk
Go go go go
- Doesn't matter - No, look at those people outside
It not like I did it
Come Uncle come
Mandarin duck house
The most beautiful girls in the city are all here
Mu Fairy of Ninth Heaven is such beautiful
She must be here
Open up the tip and see
Butterfly
Come catch me
Here
So irritating
Want to scare me
I'm coming
We are dating in the Heaven
Will it be too obvious?
What are you afraid of?
I brought some peach to the door guard
He will keep watch for us
Come on
If we get caught
We can't be immortals anymore
You are right
You have to remember
No matter what I look like
As long as you see this birthmark
That is me
Don't worry
I will never forget
So initiative
Then I'm coming
Fairy of Ninth Heaven
I'm coming
You this smelly beggar
This is the place you can get in
Hurry up and walk away
Act like a snob
Coming
Take it
This gentleman looks so handsome
In here
We have all kinds of girls
Go with me and you can pick slowly
Wait wait wait
I have requirements
You have
I have
Come come come, come in and pick slowly
Come come
Good wine good wine
Don't waste
Mr.
- What - You worried
Girls are already prepared for you
Go go go
Go go go I bring you there
I can go myself
Hurry hurry hurry hurry
Girls
Ready
Come
Childe
Not bad right
- Childe - I am rat
- Next - I am Ox
- Oh no - I am Tiger
I am snake
- No - I am monkey
- Next - Rooster
Any left
- I am doggy - Go go go go
I am piggy
Chinese Zodiac
Mother tortoise
I don't want animals
The Chinese Zodiac is no use to me
I want insects
Butterfly
There's really no butterfly here
Maybe I make you one
You look
Here
You think about it carefully
She must be here
Is there anyone left
Anyone I have missed
This childe really is an insightful person
There's really one left
Go go go, I lead you to see
Go go go
Where is it
She, she is inside
Why not
You go take a look by yourself
You can enjoy this slowly
It's free
What what
It's free it's free
What's going on?
Beauty
A woman grows beard
What kind of evildoer is it?
Oh my god
What have I done wrong
You have to treat me this way
Let' try
An affectionate kiss
Don't come closer
You try
Don't talk to me
No
Sex is empty
For all the people in the world
Me Daoji
Decided to fight
Yeah
Death is dead
Dragon
Welcome back
Why do you have so many soap bubbles in your month?
Dol
Yes
It's all right
We are rushing to save the world
Twenty miles in the south
We are here
Na Ying
Sounds like a name of singer
It's easy to find if it's a famous person
Hey hey two of you
Do you know?
There's a person named Na Ying
Auntie
Do you know Na Ying?
Brother
Where's Na Ying live?
Uncle
Old man
Brother
Auntie auntie
All ignore me
Master
Both, May I ask
Is there a child called Na Ying
Na Ying? No
There's Ah Ying
He's my son
Fancy finding by sheer luck what one has searched for far and wide.
Is he twenty-one years old this year
Yes, twenty-one years old
But my son looks different compare to normal people
Twenty-one years old is right
I knew he must be different from others
He is special short
Any lively ad dynamic
And really eat a lot
If you don't mind master
You can go check yourself
He's just over there
Really
Which one is he over there?
That one
With chain
Are you misunderstood?
I am looking for your father
I'm looking for your son
You have no idea master
My son got progeria
Only twenty-one years old
But looks like seventy-one years old
And his IQ
Is only eight years old
So I chained him up
Otherwise he will eat all the things in the house
Progeria
A nice and lively Na Zha
How come less hair than me now
I want eat
Rice rice rice rice
I want to eat
Rice rice rice rice
Okay okay okay okay
I want to eat rice rice
Eat
Rice rice rice
Okay okay
No no no don't cry
I bring you to eat
Rice rice rice
Rice rice
Don't just eat
You are an immortal
Na Zha's reincarnation
You came down here to save the world
I want to eat rice rice
What rice rice
Do you remember you save the world?
Rice rice rice rice
What rice
Still want to eat after eating so much
- No more left - Rice rice
- No more - Rice rice
Okay okay okay
I order I order I order I order
Okay
Come come come
Fifteen
Ten
Fifteen
Ten
Twenty
You lost again brother, let's drink
It's worthy of the boxer
What are you guys playing?
Old man
You want to play
Let me teach you
Oh good good good
Come come come, put out your hand
I called middle
You free
Then lose
Okay okay okay okay
Come come come
Ten
Old man you lost
I lost
Again again again
Five
I lost again
You lost again
I don't are
I don't care I don't care
Again
Again again again
Fifteen
Ten
Again again again
Again
Fifteen
Nothing
Ten
Nothing
Again again again
Twenty
You lost again old man
Go back home earlier if you don't know how to play
I don't play this
I play others
I want to play thirty-five
How to add up thirty-five with two people plus four hands together
Thirty-five
Come on
Oh monster
Monster
Good good
The best fighter in Heaven Na Zha is back
There's hope on saving the world
No no no no
I'm here to finger-guessing game
Don't you remember
Jade Emperor sent you to the mortal world
Is to save the world
Not to play finger-guessing game
No no no
To save the world, is to save the world
Finger-guessing game, is finger-guessing game
First I need to play finger-guessing game, then can save the world
Let's do it this way
You play finger-guessing with me
If you win
Then I will go
All immortals are crazy nowadays
Hey
Don't walk away
Stay here and play finger-guessing with me
Hey
Who come out to play finger-guessing with me?
I want to play finger-guessing game
Big boss
After my investigation
I found that Mad monk really want to make some trouble
He already found the Fairy of Ninth Heaven
Erlang god and Na Zha
I know
You know and you still sent me to investigate
Didn't I tell you it was my first time to play the villain?
It's no exaggeration for people to work for their boss right
And
You guys have nothing to do as well
Isn't it?
It's true
Boss
You give order
I lead
Don't worry
No no
No need no need no need no need
I tell you
Basically
Those six people will not stay together
When those six people can't stay together
Then they can't defeat us
Also
There's one who they will never found
Hey
Why don't you guys laugh?
Is it the wrong place?
How come it's not come yet?
This place is correct
Here
Hey hey hey
We didn't find Tiger yet
How to find him
Didn't see him
Where are you brother?
Forget about it
Don't wait for him
Let's get into it
Wait a second
There's enchantment
Be careful everyone
It's not that simple
It doesn't better
I have sonic power
Say it first before you shout
It's not useful by just shout loudly
This
is mean to ask me step in the jar
I think not
It's definitely a trap
It should be the meaning of let you guys walk in and die
Why you guys
- You are not going in - Right
I am
Only a lower level immortal
Both low energy and idiot
Nothing I can help even I go in
Will only drag all of you down
There's no use for me to go in
Otherwise, let's do it this way
What are your last words?
I help you to write it down
You crow mouth
That is to say we are dead
Your crow mouth is saying we are dead indeed
You still writing
You really need a slap
There's always a saying
If don't go to hell
Who will go to hell?
Moreover
We are god soldiers
Vanquish demons and monsters are our responsibility
You are right
Then
Erlang god, please go to hell first
Okay
However
Dragon Lohan
Is the leader of the eighteen Lohan
He is the leader
The leader should go first
Actually I said I should rush in thirteen years ago
Don't be afraid
I will protect you
You, why are you trembling like this
Are you scared?
I'm not scared
It looks like you are trembling
How will I tremble
Am I trembling?
He's trembling so hard right
What did you say?
Don't worry
Next year today
I will burn incense to everyone of you
Rest assured
Leave him
Let's attack
Die to die
A class of heroes
Simply admirable
Let's find something to eat first
Weak body
Dizziness
Not feeling good all over the body
Feeling so bad
Dark cloud over
Ground like a black earth
Demon tower is demon tower
No wonder I feel so uncomfortable
I also feel the same
But where is it wrong
I can't tell the reason as well
Is it really just like the fat monk said?
We are more ominous than propitious
Oh no
Let me try
Slow beat
Just watch
Hey
Don't fight
Save two for me
Hey
Why don't you rush in this time
Let the young people play it
It makes sense
Of course
Look Xima
There's really someone send himself to death
So many years already
Why your clothes are still so broken
You guys don't have money to buy new clothes
Oh so poor
Oh yes
In fact, I really admire your group
The so-called justice alliance, right
Knowingly coming here will surely die
You guys did not hesitate to come in
Give applause
Garuda
We, the five immortals
Representing the Jade Emperor to destroy you
But if you are clever enough
To go with me to the Heaven
I guarantee
I will ask Jade Emperor a favor
So touching
But I tell you
Let me introduce the tower behind you
You see this tower
When the time comes
I will sit on the tower's top
And then
Go straight to the heaven
Then I will sit on the Jade Emperor seat directly
I can do you a favor at that time okay
Also also also
You guys
One two three four five
Five shrimp soldiers
You think you can defeat us
What shrimp soldiers
You were all my defeated opponent
Dragon Lohan
Why waste words with him
Go ahead
Let me do it
You are slow again
Hey, how are you?
Can't use mana
You guys sit here and eat
Let me fight okay
Okay
Okay you're good
Let's fight
Why no more electricity
Thank you
Hey
Bitch
We are all woman, you don't have to be so vicious
Always biting on my face
What to do if there's scar
I just want to bite your faces into many scars
Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world
It's me
You beautiful
Beauty is from natural
Even though you bite my face into eight hundred scars
I am still more beautiful than you
But you look at yourself
The serpentine on your forehead
Hey
Can you stop saying it?
Hey, you can't blame me
You do not do polish
What polish?
What are you doing?
It is honey and sugar
Plus pearl powder
It can polish off your serpentine
Where to buy it
No need to buy
Let me teach you
Okay okay okay
You played with me
You want to die
You played with me
You want to die
I want to fight with you alone
I told you
You come into my enchantment
You are dead
Why
Because you can't use mana
No more mana
Damn it
I don't believe
Only you can do it
I also can
You watch
Bigger bigger bigger bigger
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait wait wait wait
What's wrong?
I think it's not fair
Inside the enchantment
You have mana
I don't have
So that you can win
Is it glorious enough?
You are right
Okay
I don't use mana today
I will make you lose and admire from the heart
How's that
Good
In all evil spirit
You are gentlemen
Of course
Come
Today we
Just come
Play with me
How's that
Gentleman enough
Is it fair?
Fool
So small
So cute
How to fan
I fan
It's quite cool
Oh so boring
I don't want to play with you
I find someone to play with you
You
Will looks like me
Apply daily
Apply around a month
Will look more beautiful
A month
That long
Pretty much
Not that long
And I want to remind you
In fact, you skin is so white
Rouge not too red
Pink
Will be more delicate
I don't really know how to choose cosmetic
Being a beauty
You have to pay the price
Don't look at me as immortal now
I haven't had a meal for hundred years
It's so poor to be immortal
Don't know what's so good to be immortal
I don't know why you're envious
Cannot fall in love and get marry
Cannot give birth
Fortunately I can still have children
Oh no
If master Garuda become the Jade Emperor
I can't be together with him anymore
I look though you already
I know you like him
But never think you are so hardcore
Actually if master Garuda is not angry
He's kind of gentle
Hey
Why do you put a snake to bite me while we're talking?
Are you insane?
The order of master Garuda
I cannot defy
But I'm also a snake
I'm not afraid of snake
So
It's tailor made to just bite you
You
I already got the beauty secret
Then I will be the most beautiful immortal in the world
Tiger
I'm not Tiger
I'm the first guard of Garuda
White Tiger
I'm Dragon, your brother
How do you become this
Garuda
What have you done to him?
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I forgot to tell you
The brother you've looking for long time
He's now my brother
So
I ask my brother to fight with you
You two were so closed
Is it just right?
Oh yes oh yes
White Tiger
Go finish this small role quickly
Don't waste my time
I got to go
No no
No Tiger
The two immortals are dead
They deserve it
Dragon
Tiger
You two were born as one
Now I give each of you a handprint
When the prints reunited
Then you will have unlimited power
That's the time you save the world
And regaining justice
Kill both of them quickly
Welcome back
I've been waiting for you so long
Welcome back
All immortals return
Darned
No, why am I lost again
I refuse to accept
Subdued you the second time
Let's be a good man
Get enlightenment early
Finally see the sky after the rain
Right
Then are we going back to heaven immediately?
It's so rare to come to mortal world once
Let's talk a walk for a while
Right right right right right
I heard that there's many ways of playing finger-guessing
Can we go to have a look?
Don't think of finger-guessing everyday okay
It's better to massage with your three heads and six arms
Great future
- Okay - Can consider
Hey don't you guys feel hungry
I'm a bit hungry
- Let's go eat alright - Oh good
That's good
Okay
In this case
Let's go to hot pot
Yeah
I bring you guys to eat dog meat, how that
Cannot eat dog meat
Just kidding
How will I forget your Wheeze dog
Good
Eat vegetarian food
Buddha's feast
Good
Let's go
Your noodles sir
- Please enjoy your meal - Amitabha Buddha
After the wars
Following with a peaceful world
The problem is after long period of stability
Many people will forget to prepared for danger in times of peace
So, as being the Mad monk
I really have so much pressure
Our pendant is special good
Newly woven handmade pendant
My words just finished
Scumbag appeared
Girl, take a look
Okay
Newly woven handmade pendant
Come take a look
It's so beautiful
I have girls everywhere
Hey oh
Who are you?
Incivility
You're so bad
Let me go plaY You
Let's have wet kiss
What do you want?
Just want to play a magic
Ma Li Ma Li Hong
Look you are so cute now
But cannot bring home
Let's do it again
Hey
So cute
That is my master
Don't walk away
All of your suppressed the rebellion in mortal world successfully
So I plan to raise all of you three levels up
How's that
Not happy
Then I grant you other rewards
I shall grant all of you
lqiyi VIP for a hundred years
Haven't been kissing you for three hundred years
Already forgot how's your lips taste
You will know if after tasting
I'm ready to taste
Where's Tiger
Oh right
Where's he
Are you okay?
I'm okay
You continue kissing
I take a rest first
You continue
If there's anything happen to Tiger
I cannot do it alone
Hum
Have trouble
Who
Anything Interesting
How can you not look for me?
I shall not worry if I have you