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(crowd cheering)

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♪ ♪

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{\an8}REPORTER: <i>It was a storybook ceremony
today inside Westminster Abbey,</i>

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{\an8}<i>where the future king of England,
Prince Philip, Duke of Cambridge,</i>

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{\an8}<i>married his childhood sweetheart,
Lady Martha Fitzroy.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Thousands came to cheer the couple
and to cheer the prince's younger brother,</i>

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{\an8}<i>Prince Henry, known affectionately as
"Prince of England's Hearts,"</i>

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{\an8}<i>and their younger sister,
Princess Beatrice,</i>

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{\an8}<i>whom all the world adores.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The wedding reception boasts
a who's who of international guests,</i>

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{\an8}<i>including Alex Claremont-Diaz,</i>

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{\an8}<i>the charismatic son
of the American president.</i>

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(over phone speaker): Also representing
the U.S. is Nora Holleran,

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- the vice president's granddaughter.
- (Nora gasps)

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She's talking about us.

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Mr. Claremont-Diaz is often referred
to as "the American Prince Henry."

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(Nora scoffs)

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Hey. Here's an idea.

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How about we skip the party tonight
and go do touristy things instead?

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No. Are you crazy?

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I want to see Buckingham Palace,
don't you?

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Mm.

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Okay, you've been yucking my yum all day.

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What's going on with you?

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It's... it's the whole
Prince Henry comparison thing.

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NORA:
Mm.

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(Alex sighs)

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He's spent his entire life
attending fancy events like this.

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He was trained for this.

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I feel like if I use the wrong fork
at dinner, they're just...

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gonna eat me alive.

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♪ ♪

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Just remember, you're handsome
and charming and everyone loves you.

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It's nice to see you again.

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- (quiet chatter)
- (camera clicking)

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When the revolution happens,
it will be because of this wedding.

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Oh, shut up, Henry,
and get into the spirit of the thing.

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- Oh, hello. Hi.
- Oh, hello.

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The cake alone costs 75,000 pounds.

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They practically had to break the doors down to get it inside.
- (chuckles)

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It's obscene. (grunts)

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(grunts)

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You're not gonna want to hear this,
but that Prince Henry is so yummy.

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Nora, no.

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- He's such a snob.
- I don't know, man.

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If I was gonna go for a rich white boy,
that is the rich white boy I'd go for.

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But he's the worst kind of rich white boy.

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So smug and entitled.

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NORA: He's a prince, Alex.
He's literally entitled.

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- Oh, you know what is obscene?
- Hmm?

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Is how attractive the president's son is.

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Have you ever met him?

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HENRY:
Yes, a few times.

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He's very... animated.

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He's the world's rudest person.

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He's the world's most irritating person.

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Also, I swear that he is not six-two.

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(laughs):
It's wonderful to see you.

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Nice to meet you as well.

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- I have heard so much about you.
- Oh-oh.

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You're sticking with me tonight.
Come on. Here we go.

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How's it going?

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(scoffs)

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(lively chatter)

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♪ ♪

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(string ensemble playing classical music)

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Ooh, I'll take that.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Henry!

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(chuckles):
What's up?

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Long time no see.

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(glasses clink)

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Alex.

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Killer wedding, man.

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I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

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Ah, yeah.
Who doesn't love a little Mozart?

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Actually, it's Schubert.

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{\an8}Although you got to wonder
how many families

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{\an8}you could feed with what this cake cost.
(chuckles)

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Probably not as many as if
we put your shoes on auction.

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(scoffs) Rude.

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HENRY:
Hello there.

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Tell me something, Your Majesty.

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HENRY:
Magnificent day.

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Yes, Alex?

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Uh, did your parents send you
to snobbery school

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or does looking down on people
just come naturally to you?

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Well, in your case,
I would say it's rather inevitable.

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- We are the same height!
- If you say so, Alex.

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- Great to see you.
- You, too, Your Majesty.

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Actually, it's "Your Royal Highness."
"Your Majesty" is reserved for the king.

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Oh, thank you for the etiquette lesson.

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You are desperately in need of one.

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{\an8}You know what?

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{\an8}(Alex gasps)

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{\an8}(groaning)

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I am so sorry.

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I'm so sorry. Uh...

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(Henry mutters, grunts)

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(Henry chuckles)

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- (Henry and Alex arguing quietly)
- (classical music continues)

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ALEX:
I can fix this, I can fix this.

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HENRY:
That is 100-year-old whisky.

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Just-just give me your handkerchief.

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(quiet arguing continues)

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ALEX:
I-I got it.

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Got it.

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It'll be fine.

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(Alex grunts)

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(crowd gasps, murmurs)

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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(crowd exclaims)

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(cake creaking)

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(crowd gasping)

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Oh!

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(crowd exclaims)

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Oh.

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Henry!

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(crowd murmuring)

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(camera clicks)

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("Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett playing)

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♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪

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♪ You're living in the past,
it's a new generation ♪

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{\an8}♪ A girl can do what she wants to do ♪

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{\an8}♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪

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{\an8}♪ And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation ♪

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- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

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{\an8}- ♪ Not me ♪
- ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

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{\an8}♪ And I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪

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{\an8}♪ Never said I wanted
to improve my station ♪

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{\an8}♪ And I'm only doing good
when I'm having fun ♪

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{\an8}♪ And I don't have to please no one ♪

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{\an8}♪ And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation ♪

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- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

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- ♪ Not me ♪
- ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

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{\an8}- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

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{\an8}- ♪ Not me ♪
- ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

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{\an8}♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪

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{\an8}♪ I never been afraid of any deviation ♪

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♪ And I don't really care
if you think I'm strange ♪

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♪ I ain't gonna change ♪

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♪ And I'm never gonna care
'bout my bad reputation ♪

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- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

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- ♪ Not me ♪
- ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪

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- ♪ Oh, no... ♪
- (song fades)

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Darling, you've done some pretty stupid
things in your day, but this...

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Takes the cake?

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Oh, you hear that, Zahra?
He's opening with a joke.

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Maybe he can host
the Correspondents' Dinner next year.

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- Oh, I'd be down.
- No.

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I sent you to London
with some pretty simple instructions:

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represent the family at the royal wedding
and don't cause an international incident.

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Henry shoved me.

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An urge I currently share with the prince.

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We have spent the last three years
negotiating a new trade deal

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with His Majesty's government.

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Thousands of hours, gallons of tea.

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Before this weekend, I had a higher
approval rating than the prime minister.

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Hell, I was outpolling the Spice Girls.

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And overnight,
you've managed to undo all that.

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Ma, you know by next week,
no one will be talking about this anymore.

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And really, no reasonable person is
gonna even pay attention to that article.

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- (Zahra clears throat)
- PRIME MINISTER: The British people

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deserve better from our closest ally
than this juvenile stunt.

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And it certainly casts a pall
over our negotiations.

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I'm on the ballot again in 14 months,
and I need the farming exports

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and the manufacturing jobs that this deal
provides to take to Midwest voters.

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I'd argue that
you don't actually need the Midwest

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and there's a path to reelection
without the...

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You don't want to hear from me today.

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What I need from you,
sunshine of my heart,

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is some good old-fashioned damage control.

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Zahra will explain everything.

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(sighs)

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I'm really sorry, Mom.

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I know you are, baby.

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That's why I need you to fix it.

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(footsteps departing)

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- Ah! Zahra!
- Asshole! (grunts) Idiot!

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- What are you... Stop!
- (frustrated grunt)

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You're flying back to London tonight.

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What? Why?

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To undo all the damage you've done.

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The White House and the palace
are gonna release a joint statement

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explaining that what happened at the
wedding was a complete misunderstanding...

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Yeah, which it was.

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...and despite rarely having time to see
one another, you and Prince Henry

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are in fact close personal friends
and have been

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- for the last several years.
- Zahra.

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This is a fact sheet on Prince Henry.
Memorize it.

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- He's not six-foot-two.
- (sighs)

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- And does he get a fact sheet on me?
- Yes.

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And I can assure you that making it

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was one of the most depressing moments
of my career.

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And I once saw Mitch McConnell
eating a banana.

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Can I just point out that the royal family
are purely figurehead?

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They serve no elective role whatsoever.

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Oh, unlike you,
whose role is clearly spelled out

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in Article Nothing
of the U.S. Constitution!

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- (laughs mockingly) Zahra.
- And you are going there to work.

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No hookups, no partying.

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You can hate Prince Henry all you want,
but the minute you see a camera,

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you better act like
the sun shines out of his ass

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and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

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- You know...
- And there is no getting out of this.

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Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire?

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We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.

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Mother: Her Royal Highness,
Princess Catherine, Duchess of Edinburgh,

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firstborn child of His Majesty,
King James III. Ha.

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Did you know she started
her own climate nonprofit?

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That's pretty cool.

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Do you want to switch jobs this weekend?

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No one in their right mind
would ever give you a gun.

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Henry's father, go.

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Arthur Fox,
beloved English stage and film actor.

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- Died of cancer three years ago.
- I remember that.

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- What's the name of Henry's dog?
- David. (chuckles)

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I mean, really, who names their dog David?

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You know I have a shih tzu named Jonathan.

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Yeah, I still maintain that's weird.

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That's my son you're talking about.

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- He is super cute.
- He is. You want to see some pictures?

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- A hundred percent.
- Okay.

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("Duda Dance" by ĠENN playing)

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♪ Hey, no, no, no, hey, no, no, no ♪

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♪ Hey, no, no, no, no. ♪

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(song fades)

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Mr. Claremont-Diaz,
welcome to Kensington Palace.

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Shaan Shrivistava, Prince Henry's equerry.

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Nice to meet you, Shaan.

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Didn't expect to be back
in England so soon.

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No one is more mystified than I.

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So what exactly is an equerry?

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Do you, uh, handle the horses or...?

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I am His Royal Highness's
personal attendant.

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- So you're the butler?
- I'm not the butler. I'm the equerry.

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And back we go to my original question.

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00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,875
- What is an equerry?
- Me.

239
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,040
(tires squealing)

240
00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,207
♪ It seems to offer ♪

241
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:46,291
♪ It's got nothing to do with you... ♪

242
00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,999
Here comes His Royal Highness now.

243
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,124
♪ Yeah, up the hill backwards. ♪

244
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,250
- (tires screech)
- (music stops)

245
00:11:53,251 --> 00:11:55,479
You've got to be joking.

246
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,708
Alex. It's good to see you.

247
00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:58,915
Sober.

248
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,499
One of our photographers will now take

249
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,125
some pictures of His Royal Highness
welcoming you.

250
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:03,770
Well, don't I get to shower
and change first?

251
00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:05,415
I'm afraid we're on
a very tight schedule, sir.

252
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,375
ALEX: Oh, my God,
wouldn't want to screw up the "shedyule."

253
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,937
You must stand to the right
of His Royal Highness.

254
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,500
- Is that protocol or just his good side?
- Both.

255
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:14,375
- Shall we do this?
- Yes, sir.

256
00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,166
They're all yours, Jamie.

257
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,708
(camera clicking)

258
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,125
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Big smiles for the camera, please.

259
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:25,165
(Henry chuckles)

260
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,625
My NDA is bigger than yours.
I want you to know that.

261
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,707
You're wearing lifts.

262
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,000
I know that, too, sweetheart.

263
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,833
- Are we finished here?
- Yes, Your Royal Highness.

264
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,207
Dick.

265
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,291
(quiet chatter)

266
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,833
Hey, Shaan, you think
maybe I could get a little...?

267
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,062
You're fine.

268
00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,291
Thank you.

269
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,833
- Thank you, Shaan.
- Whenever you're ready.

270
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,082
(woman shushing)

271
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,665
- WOMAN: Quiet, everyone.
- (Henry sighs)

272
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,916
Uh, can you two scooch in
a little closer together?

273
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,665
(Henry chuckles softly)

274
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,749
Now, you've been mates since you met

275
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,625
at the Melbourne Climate Conference
several years back.

276
00:13:20,626 --> 00:13:21,875
Is that correct?

277
00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,499
Yes, yes.

278
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,874
Uh, we hit it off instantly.

279
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,083
Yeah.
- It's like we'd known each other all our lives.

280
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:29,166
Right?

281
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,540
Yep.

282
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,457
Wonderful.

283
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:38,500
So, Alex, what do you think
of jolly old England?

284
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,290
I-I really love it here.

285
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,916
I've been a few times
since my mom was elected.

286
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:45,832
I love the people, uh, the beer,

287
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,624
the dogs that, uh, that wear the sweaters.

288
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,958
- (chuckles): Yeah.
- Well, actually we say "jumpers."

289
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,749
(chuckles softly)

290
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:56,125
Alex has very strong opinions,
and-and he shares them loudly.

291
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,500
What three words would I use
to describe Henry?

292
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:03,083
White, blond and British.

293
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:09,458
One thing I most admire about Alex is
his willingness to admit when he's wrong.

294
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:15,374
Wonderful, wonderful trait to have.

295
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:20,625
You don't know this,
but Henry does the best freestyle raps.

296
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,749
- Well...
- Come on.

297
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,957
- Do a little for them.
- No.

298
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,957
- That's not why...
- She wants to hear it.

299
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,978
Remember that one that was just like...
(humming a tune)

300
00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:31,000
Don't you do an incredible
Barbra Streisand impression?

301
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:34,708
- (laughs)
- Voice of an angel this one, really.

302
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,833
I love hanging out with this guy.

303
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,332
Now, I have to ask this...

304
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,270
...because it's all
anyone is talking about.

305
00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:42,208
How on earth
did you end up on the floor...

306
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:43,500
...in Buckingham Palace...

307
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,791
...covered in cake?

308
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,915
Actually, it happens more often
than you'd think in the palace.

309
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:53,708
In the reign of Queen Victoria,
they were having food fights all the time.

310
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,500
Vicky. (laughs)

311
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,375
Classic.

312
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:01,790
HENRY:
Hmm.

313
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,875
{\an8}- (siren wailing)
- (traffic passing)

314
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:08,256
- Do you know who this is?
- (cameras clicking)

315
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,916
Well, his mum is
the president of the United States.

316
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:16,270
And my mum is the Duchess of Edinburgh.

317
00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:19,625
Which means that his mum outranks my mum.

318
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:20,833
What do we think of that?

319
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,583
(laughter)

320
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,666
Do you visit this place a lot?

321
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,165
Every couple months.

322
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,457
Never with photographers, though.

323
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,875
- (loud popping)
- GUARD: This way! Shots fired!

324
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:33,165
AMY:
Stay down.

325
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,500
- Ow! Get your hands off me!
- (alarm ringing)

326
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,625
- Knee. (muttering)
- Ow!

327
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,374
(both grunting)

328
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,207
Okay. You are sitting on my leg.

329
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,041
ALEX:
Are you serious right now?

330
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,040
(both panting)

331
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,708
(indistinct shouting in distance)

332
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,666
(indistinct radio transmission
in distance)

333
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,582
- Santal 33.
- Yeah?

334
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,395
- Makes sense.
- What do you mean by that?

335
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,208
- It means you got good taste, Alex.
- Thanks.

336
00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,625
And why do you dislike me?

337
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,187
(objects clattering)

338
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:02,750
(grunting softly)

339
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,040
Climate Conference in Melbourne.
First night party.

340
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:13,375
I went to introduce myself to you,
and you looked at me like I had head lice.

341
00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:16,625
Then you turned to your equerry and said,
"Get me out of here."

342
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,957
I didn't realize you'd heard that.

343
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,458
So you do admit
that's a douchey thing to say.

344
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,666
I could have been nicer.

345
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875
(objects clattering)

346
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,832
All right, what else?

347
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,333
It couldn't have just been the conference.

348
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,375
(objects clattering)

349
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,624
Oh, my God, it is.

350
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,832
(laughs):
It is, isn't it?

351
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,625
- Don't minimize it.
- Uh, uh, how could I possibly?

352
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,749
It's already as minimal as it gets.

353
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:53,250
Are you, are you seriously telling me
that one meeting, years ago,

354
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:56,540
in which, yes, I admittedly acted
ungenerously towards you,

355
00:16:56,541 --> 00:17:00,125
h-has occupied such a vast mental
and emotional space in your head?

356
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,165
Okay, sure, when you put it like that.

357
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,957
But it was my first foray
into the world as a public figure,

358
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:08,791
and I was really scared,
and you could've helped me and you didn't.

359
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,833
(Henry sighs)

360
00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,291
You're right.

361
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,541
I'm sorry I was a prick to you. I...

362
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:38,125
It's no excuse, but I was a prick
to everyone in those days.

363
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,540
My father had died a few months before,

364
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:45,375
and the palace insisted
on parading me around.

365
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,624
For the record... (chuckles softly)

366
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,082
I-I didn't say, "Get me out of here."

367
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:58,166
I said, "I need to get out of here,"
which is a different thing entirely.

368
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,166
Oh.

369
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,458
Well, now I feel like I need to apologize.

370
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,082
Threat neutralized.

371
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,125
Some kid brought fireworks for his friend.

372
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,499
When you say "neutralized..."

373
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,166
It's good he's already in the hospital.

374
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,708
(footsteps departing)

375
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,041
(Alex sighs)

376
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,540
Okay.

377
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,541
And then they became friends.

378
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,958
♪ ♪

379
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,250
- (talking indistinctly)
- (laughing)

380
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,707
Well, we survived it.

381
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,936
That means we never
have to see each other again.

382
00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:46,166
Wrong. You're expected
at my New Year's party.

383
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,874
No, I hate New Year's.

384
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,666
Wow. Most people would kill
to get an invite to my party.

385
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,832
That's perfect.
Then kill me and I won't have to go.

386
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,833
PHOTOGRAPHER: Some photos,
Your Royal Highness? Mr. Claremont-Diaz?

387
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,750
I think we're supposed to shake hands now.

388
00:18:57,751 --> 00:19:00,582
I know, I know. Stand to your right.

389
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,791
- (cameras clicking)
- PHOTOGRAPHER 2: Alex?

390
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,040
(photographers murmuring)

391
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,124
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Okay, thank you very much.

392
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,041
ALEX:
Well, I need to get out of here.

393
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,958
See you in a few months, Your Majesty.

394
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,666
Later, Shaan.

395
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:17,916
{\an8}RACHEL MADDOW: <i>But I think it's telling
that, in it, no matter how silly</i>

396
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:21,625
{\an8}the so-called cake-gate controversy
may be, and it is very silly,

397
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,332
{\an8}you can already see the potential outlines

398
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,832
{\an8}of what President Claremont's campaign
could be about next year, right?

399
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,333
{\an8}And in so far as it concerns the
president's trade deal with Great Britain,

400
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:34,541
{\an8}well, the first son's
charm offensive this week

401
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,562
{\an8}has helped his mother's campaign.

402
00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,582
- ALEX: Hey, Dad.
- Hey, <i>mijo.</i>

403
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,541
I watched your committee hearing
on the flight home.

404
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,540
- Yeah, you and three other people.
- (sighs)

405
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,957
You should be tougher
on those agribusiness mofos.

406
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,416
Well, maybe I can get you
to push them in a cake for me.

407
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,290
What's your beef with him anyway?

408
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,666
I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy.

409
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,165
Oh, come on, Dad.

410
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:56,291
He's elite and privileged
and lives in a palace.

411
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,665
What? What's that?

412
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,166
I'm just brushing that
working-class chip off your shoulder.

413
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,333
Hey, you and mom taught me
to question authority.

414
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:05,499
Mm.

415
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:10,916
Meanwhile, you're now elite
and privileged and live in a palace.

416
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:14,916
And your mom is the epitome of authority.

417
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,500
It's funny how life works.

418
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:23,041
Although, speaking of your mom's
authority, don't tell her I was smoking.

419
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,916
- Have a nice day.
- Thanks. You, too.

420
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,083
Alex.

421
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,290
Hey, Miguel. What's up?

422
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,958
- ACD, slumming it in Shaw.
- (chuckles)

423
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,540
Got a minute?

424
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,665
Yeah, I could hang.

425
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,374
Nice damage control this weekend.

426
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,833
I had no idea you and the prince
were such good friends.

427
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:53,125
Yeah, well, neither did I.

428
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:57,186
Hey, you mind if I put
my journalist hat on for a sec?

429
00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:59,333
Only if you actually have
one of those journalist hats

430
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:00,624
like they do in the old movies.

431
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,915
Promise I'll wear it for you sometime.

432
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,374
- (chuckles)
- Is your mother's campaign nervous

433
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,832
the Republicans are gonna
nominate Richards?

434
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,791
(scoffs) The only Republican
who makes us nervous is Abraham Lincoln,

435
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:11,957
and I doubt he's running.

436
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:14,166
You see?
This is why I ask you these things:

437
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,499
because you give me quotes like that.

438
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,958
- You have to let me use it.
- Not a chance, Miguel.

439
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,791
You are such a tease.

440
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,416
How about
"sources close to the president"?

441
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,791
I'm gonna pass.

442
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,166
(groans, mutters)

443
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,624
(chuckles)

444
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,125
<i>Bueno, lo intenté.</i>

445
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,625
We should hang out again sometime.

446
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,125
Off the record, of course.

447
00:21:36,126 --> 00:21:38,333
It's been a while.

448
00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,749
Yeah, well...

449
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,790
school's been crazy lately.

450
00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:44,875
Yeah, you're always running at full speed.

451
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:47,208
That's what makes you so charming.

452
00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:49,666
That and your eyelashes.

453
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,416
I should get going.

454
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:02,833
<i>- Qué bueno verte, Miguel.
- Lo mismo, Alex.</i>

455
00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:10,875
(pen clicks)

456
00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:12,958
♪ ♪

457
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:18,416
(phone chimes, vibrates)

458
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,458
(chuckles softly)

459
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,624
♪ ♪

460
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,791
(laughs)

461
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,625
(chuckles)

462
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,791
(lecturer speaking indistinctly)

463
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,625
(computer chirps)

464
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,541
What?

465
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,083
(laughing)

466
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,500
Sorry.

467
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,332
I hate the tie you're wearing in <i>Vogue.</i>

468
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,125
It's so boring.
What do you have against color anyway?

469
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:26,041
Gray is a color, thank you.

470
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,500
HENRY: <i>I just received a parcel
of your mum's old campaign T-shirts.</i>

471
00:23:32,501 --> 00:23:34,832
<i>Is this your idea of a prank? (chuckles)</i>

472
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:38,249
ALEX:
<i>The next box is full of thongs.</i>

473
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,124
HENRY:
<i>I first read Zadie Smith as a teenager.</i>

474
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:43,791
ALEX: <i>You absolutely have to read</i>
Another Country <i>by James Baldwin.</i>

475
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,207
HENRY:
The Picture of Dorian Gray.

476
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,000
ALEX:
<i>And</i> Love in the Time of Cholera.

477
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:48,540
HENRY:
<i>Also</i> Madame Bovary.

478
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,749
ALEX:
<i>I'm sending you a copy.</i>

479
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,333
HENRY: <i>That's the thing that people
don't understand about Byron's poetry.</i>

480
00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:56,541
H-He was single-handedly responsible
for every romance ever written

481
00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,207
in the last two centuries.

482
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,125
And that's not even considering
his personal life.

483
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:01,916
I'm blocking you
for the rest of the night.

484
00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,458
He had London under his spell.

485
00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:06,583
(gobbling)

486
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,875
HENRY (over phone):
Good God, man, what have you done?

487
00:24:14,876 --> 00:24:17,499
So, there's this American tradition

488
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,958
where the president pardons a turkey
before Thanksgiving.

489
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,082
HENRY:
I don't understand.

490
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,375
Don't you have to commit a crime
to be pardoned?

491
00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:25,749
Don't look too closely at it.

492
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:28,791
I found out that they keep the turkey
in a luxury hotel suite

493
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:30,165
the night before the ceremony.

494
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:32,500
I mean, can you think of anything
more wasteful?

495
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,290
Oh, perhaps this conversation.

496
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:38,041
Anyway, I convinced my mother's staff
to keep it at the White House,

497
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,999
and they put the little asshole
in my room.

498
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,916
Don't ask mummy for a pet
if you can't take care of it.

499
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:44,082
Why are you awake?

500
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,750
Because some bellend decided to call me
at 3:00 a.m. to talk turkey.

501
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:49,000
What's a bellend?

502
00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:50,290
Look it up.

503
00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:53,957
I'm also a world-class insomniac.

504
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,332
I'm in bed with my dog watching <i>Bake Off.</i>

505
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,416
It never occurred to me
that the royal family watches television.

506
00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:01,728
Well, we all share the same password.

507
00:25:01,729 --> 00:25:04,041
You're more of a human than I thought.

508
00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:05,541
Wow, thank you, Alex.

509
00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:07,040
That is so flattering.

510
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:09,458
No, I just mean you don't seem like
the kind of person

511
00:25:09,459 --> 00:25:10,833
that would name their dog David.

512
00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,812
Well, he's named after Bowie.

513
00:25:12,813 --> 00:25:14,790
- Wait, seriously?
- Hmm.

514
00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:17,291
That's way cooler.
Why not just call him Bowie, then?

515
00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,374
(smacks lips)

516
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,375
It's a bit on the nose, don't you think?

517
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,125
Have I surprised you in any way?

518
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,957
Nope.

519
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:29,125
You are just as ghastly as I imagined.
(sighs)

520
00:25:29,126 --> 00:25:30,625
(Alex laughs)

521
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,500
- I'm hanging up now.
- No, I'm hanging up on you.

522
00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:38,832
Fine.

523
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:40,833
Have it your way.

524
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,333
That's what the big red button is for.

525
00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:51,083
Good night.

526
00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:58,582
- (turkey gobbling)
- (groans)

527
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:01,166
("Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
by Billy May playing)

528
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,540
(song ends)

529
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:15,333
Has anyone on the campaign
actually read my Texas strategy memo?

530
00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:17,312
What Texas strategy memo?

531
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:19,290
I think I have my answer.

532
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,936
Alex, this isn't a really good time.
I have a ton of work.

533
00:26:20,937 --> 00:26:22,583
Can you just...
Yeah, just make yourself at home, kid.

534
00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:24,665
- Okay, here's the deal.
- (sighs)

535
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,000
I wrote a 14-page memo detailing
how we can win in Texas next year.

536
00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:29,790
I spent weeks working on it.

537
00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:32,290
I think it's a viable plan
that you should take seriously.

538
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:36,416
I emailed it to senior campaign staff
three weeks ago, and I've heard nada.

539
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,978
Did anyone ask you to write this memo?

540
00:26:39,979 --> 00:26:42,207
- No, I took the initiative.
- Yeah.

541
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,332
If there's one thing
people on campaigns hate,

542
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,458
it's when the candidate's family
takes initiative.

543
00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:49,041
Zahra, there are good ideas in here.

544
00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,166
I really want to help.

545
00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:52,249
You do help.

546
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,749
You are genuinely useful.

547
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:58,291
Yeah, for, like, photo ops and New Year's
parties and stupid shit like that.

548
00:26:58,292 --> 00:27:00,000
But I can be doing so much more.

549
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:03,916
Will you please read my memo?

550
00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:05,249
Fine.

551
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,958
- Thank you.
- Now get the hell out of my office.

552
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,457
Oh, one more thing.

553
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,666
Uh, has your new buddy, the prince,
confirmed for your New Year's party?

554
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:15,374
Zahra, did you not just listen
to my entire soliloquy?

555
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,916
Alex, I've got the prime minister
coming in town next month for a visit.

556
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,166
You want to help your mother's campaign?

557
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,333
Make sure Prince Henry
comes to your party.

558
00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:24,499
People like him more than they like you.

559
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,416
Well, they wouldn't if they knew him.
Later!

560
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:34,041
("That Thing You Do (Lhotse Remix)"
by Ellem playing)

561
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,040
(lively chatter)

562
00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:40,000
♪ I like that thing you do ♪

563
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,791
♪ I like that scent you wear ♪

564
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,708
♪ I like your faded jeans ♪

565
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,624
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪

566
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:10,083
(laughs):
Oh, look who it is.

567
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:14,125
Nice tie. Rocking the orange.

568
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,624
Orange?

569
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,541
You must be color-blind.
This is obviously copper.

570
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:19,040
You are so annoying.

571
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:22,540
Nora, this is my best mate, Percy Okonjo,

572
00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:25,540
who has been begging me
for an introduction since the wedding.

573
00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:30,020
Miss Holleran, you are the most exquisite
woman I've ever seen in my life.

574
00:28:30,021 --> 00:28:34,500
I would love to procure for you the
most lavish drink in this establishment.

575
00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:36,958
Well, it is an open bar
and a free-ish country,

576
00:28:36,959 --> 00:28:39,791
so only the Secret Service can stop you.

577
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,583
I've been drunk since Christmas.

578
00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:49,749
You got to catch up.

579
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,040
(laughter, lively chatter)

580
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:54,125
("Échalo Pa' Ca" by Sofía Reyes,
Darell and Lalo Ebratt playing)

581
00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:56,291
(song continues with lyrics in Spanish)

582
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:58,458
(Alex and Henry talking indistinctly)

583
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,082
- Hey! How are you doing?
- Oh! Hey.

584
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,541
- Good. How are you?
- Good. Have we met?

585
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,415
Uh, Henry.

586
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:09,291
- That's Henry.
- That's Henry. - (song changes)

587
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:12,374
Oh, my God, we got to dance. Come on.

588
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,125
- You're not gonna dance?
- You go ahead.

589
00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:15,832
All right, be right back.

590
00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:18,833
("Que Calor" by Major Lazer,
J Balvin and El Alfa playing)

591
00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:20,916
(song continues with lyrics in Spanish)

592
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,166
("Tití Me Preguntó" by Bad Bunny playing)

593
00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,375
(song continues with lyrics in Spanish)

594
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:38,458
You don't dance?

595
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:43,166
The ballroom lessons
didn't exactly cover this.

596
00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:44,583
All in the hips.

597
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,208
Loosen up!

598
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,249
- (laughs)
- (song changes)

599
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:51,478
- (crowd cheering)
- Oh, my God!

600
00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:53,707
This is the song of my childhood!

601
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,916
("Get Low" by Lil Jon The East Side Boyz
featuring Ying Yang Twins playing)

602
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,374
- You're dancing.
- Oh...

603
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,249
♪ Three-six-nine, damn, you fine ♪

604
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,250
♪ Hoping she can sock it to me
one more time ♪

605
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:04,541
- ♪ Get low, get low ♪
- ♪ Get low ♪

606
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:06,749
♪ Get low, get low, get low, get low ♪

607
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,166
(crowd singing along):
♪ To the window ♪

608
00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:11,582
- ♪ To the wall ♪
- ♪ To the wall ♪

609
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,208
- ♪ Till the sweat drop down my balls ♪
- ♪ My balls... ♪

610
00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:17,791
I'm sorry. Did he say,
"Till the sweat drops down my balls"?

611
00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,541
- Yeah. (laughs)
- ♪ Till all skeet-skeet... ♪

612
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:20,957
Come on!

613
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,333
- ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, motherfucker ♪
- ♪ Motherfucker ♪

614
00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:25,874
- ♪ Till all skeet-skeet, goddamn ♪
- ♪ Goddamn ♪

615
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,666
- ♪ Let me see you get low ♪
- ♪ You scared, you scared ♪

616
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,353
♪ Drop that ass to the floor ♪

617
00:30:29,354 --> 00:30:31,040
♪ You scared, you scared ♪

618
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,311
- ♪ Let me see you get low ♪
- ♪ You scared, you scared ♪

619
00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:35,583
- ♪ Drop that ass to the floor ♪
- ♪ You scared, you scared ♪

620
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,250
♪ Drop that ass, ay,
shake it fast, ay... ♪

621
00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:39,250
(song fades)

622
00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:41,833
♪ ♪

623
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,125
(song resumes):
♪ Ay, back, back ♪

624
00:30:53,126 --> 00:30:55,375
♪ Back it up, ay, back, back ♪

625
00:30:55,376 --> 00:30:57,000
♪ Back it up, now stop. ♪

626
00:30:57,001 --> 00:30:59,165
(song ends)

627
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:02,416
- Ten seconds to midnight, everyone!
- (crowd cheering)

628
00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:05,458
CROWD:
Ten, nine, eight,

629
00:31:05,459 --> 00:31:08,500
seven, six, five, four,

630
00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:11,000
three, two, one!

631
00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,499
Happy New Year!

632
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,500
- (crowd cheering)
- ("Magic" by David From Barberton playing)

633
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:18,207
♪ You know ♪

634
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:22,625
♪ Never believe it's not so ♪

635
00:31:22,626 --> 00:31:24,833
♪ Oh ♪

636
00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:27,040
♪ Oh, oh ♪

637
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:30,333
♪ Never believe it's not so ♪

638
00:31:30,334 --> 00:31:32,915
♪ It's magic ♪

639
00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:36,645
- (crowd cheering)
- ♪ You know ♪

640
00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:40,375
♪ Never believe it's not so. ♪

641
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,207
(song fades)

642
00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:44,291
(fireworks popping, whistling)

643
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,708
What are you doing out here?

644
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,916
Wanted to get some air.

645
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,208
Did I do something wrong?

646
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:18,500
Do you ever wonder who you'd be
if you were...

647
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,875
an anonymous person in the world?

648
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:28,416
I was an anonymous, working-class kid
for most of my life.

649
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,791
And then my mom became president.

650
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,791
Who would you be?

651
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,541
Be a writer.

652
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,208
Live in Paris.

653
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,832
- I'd certainly date more.
- (chuckles)

654
00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:01,332
Yeah, 'cause it's so hard
for a prince to get a date.

655
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:07,416
People I date don't interest me, and
the people who interest me, I can't date.

656
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,375
Oh, my God, Henry, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

657
00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:12,083
Christ, you're as thick as it gets.

658
00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:14,958
♪ ♪

659
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,625
I'm sorry.

660
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,374
RICHARDS (over TV):
Under Ellen Claremont,

661
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:50,957
we're now losing two manufacturing jobs
every single minute of every day.

662
00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:56,541
By the time this debate finishes,
another 200 Americans will be out of work.

663
00:33:56,542 --> 00:34:00,124
{\an8}You know, I just wish
some of my colleagues in this race

664
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,750
{\an8}would go out on the road with me to see
what's happening in our Midwestern towns.

665
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:07,125
{\an8}Empty factories, hollowed-out storefronts,

666
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:09,583
{\an8}- communities in despair.
- (sighs)

667
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:12,124
{\an8}I'm ready to lead from day one,

668
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:15,458
{\an8}and that's why I can deliver on my plan
and bring prosperity!

669
00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,874
ALL:
Prosperity!

670
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:20,333
(laughter, excited chatter)

671
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:21,999
Hey, Nora?

672
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,645
Hey. What's up?

673
00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:25,291
Got a minute?

674
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,291
Okay, what's going on?

675
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:31,124
So...

676
00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:33,416
- funny thing happened on New Year's Eve.
- Mm.

677
00:34:33,417 --> 00:34:35,541
Henry kinda kissed me.

678
00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,332
I totally, privately called that.

679
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:41,061
- Oh, shut up, Nora. You did not.
- Hey, it's my job

680
00:34:41,062 --> 00:34:43,791
to analyze data,
and he has never once checked me out,

681
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:46,541
and I am what some men
would consider exquisite.

682
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,416
So from where I'm sitting, Henry's...

683
00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:49,915
Kinda gay?

684
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:52,833
More like the first 50 rows
of a Gaga concert kinda gay.

685
00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:55,499
But he's always dating a different girl.

686
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,500
Oh, honey,
princes aren't allowed to be gay.

687
00:34:58,501 --> 00:34:59,666
You should know that.

688
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,915
(sighs)

689
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:05,250
Did I forget your birthday?

690
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,207
Not yet.

691
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,708
Do you remember Henry's friend Percy?

692
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,291
Are you into him?

693
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:16,082
I'm not not into him.

694
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:19,186
Right now I'm more into getting
female-identifying candidates

695
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:22,291
elected to Congress,
but he does have good taste in florists.

696
00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:25,166
Anyway, okay, uh,
tell me more about this kiss.

697
00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,875
Did you like it?

698
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:32,958
He grabbed my hair in a way
that made me understand

699
00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:35,812
the difference between rugby and football.

700
00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:38,666
(laughs) I'm gonna take that as a yes.

701
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:41,208
I mean, it wasn't unpleasant,

702
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,582
just... surprising.

703
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,541
I mean, you've been wanting him
to dick you down forever.

704
00:35:45,542 --> 00:35:47,832
What? Wrong!

705
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:50,000
No, no, no, no, no.

706
00:35:50,001 --> 00:35:51,374
Okay.

707
00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:55,208
Allow me to, um,
lay out some observations for you.

708
00:35:55,209 --> 00:35:57,582
Extrapolate as you wish.

709
00:35:57,583 --> 00:36:00,916
First, you've been, like,
completely obsessed with Henry for years.

710
00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:02,832
- I've not been...
- Do not interrupt me.

711
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:07,416
You've been long-distance text flirting
with him all day, every day, for months.

712
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,457
- Uh...
- You spent the entire New Year's party

713
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,875
straight-up ignoring
the who's who of hot young women

714
00:36:12,876 --> 00:36:15,666
- in order to talk to Henry.
- (sighs)

715
00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:18,458
And, uh, he kissed you, and you liked it.

716
00:36:18,459 --> 00:36:20,457
So...

717
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:23,416
objectively, what do you think that means?

718
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,790
I don't know.

719
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:28,270
(frustrated groan)

720
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:29,749
(chuckles):
Come on!

721
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,374
I don't know! I don't know!

722
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,750
Okay, look, I can wrap my head around
being low-level into guys,

723
00:36:35,751 --> 00:36:38,541
but what I'm really confused about
is being into Henry.

724
00:36:38,542 --> 00:36:41,208
- How many guys have you been with?
- (door opens)

725
00:36:41,209 --> 00:36:42,791
Whoa.

726
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,041
Uh...

727
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,875
(door closes)

728
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,749
Two.

729
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:58,708
Once in high school
and once with Miguel Ramos.

730
00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:01,166
(stammers) The <i>Politico</i> reporter?!

731
00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,665
Shut up!

732
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,436
Didn't see that coming.

733
00:37:04,437 --> 00:37:06,207
What was that story there?

734
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:09,103
We once made out on the campaign,

735
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,999
drunk, fully naked, in a hot tub.

736
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,083
I get the feeling he wants me back in that
hot tub, but, you know, he's a journalist.

737
00:37:15,084 --> 00:37:19,000
Right. Yeah.
Closeted princes are much safer.

738
00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:20,457
(knocking)

739
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,999
Um, okay, well, do you two have
any appearances coming up?

740
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000
He's supposed to be my guest
to the prime minister's dinner next month.

741
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:27,875
He can't ignore me all night.

742
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:30,707
Can he?

743
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:32,625
I guess you'll find out.

744
00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:33,915
Julia?

745
00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:35,415
Nora, come on.

746
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:38,916
MAN: <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of the United States</i>

747
00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,291
and the prime minister
of the United Kingdom.

748
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,666
- (applause)
- (piano playing classical music)

749
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:47,749
(cameras clicking)

750
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:49,875
(lively chatter)

751
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,750
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Madam President.

752
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,561
Alex.

753
00:37:57,562 --> 00:37:58,916
Perfect.

754
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,416
- Madam President.
- (cameras clicking)

755
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:16,916
Alex.

756
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,958
- Nice tux. <i>Qué guapo.</i>
- Hey, Miguel.

757
00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:21,249
Thanks. You, too.

758
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:24,353
I read your Texas campaign memo.

759
00:38:24,354 --> 00:38:27,458
How? That was super confidential.

760
00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:28,999
I'm a journalist, Alex.

761
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,207
I quite literally have my sources.

762
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:33,875
Anyway, I-I think
you've got some good ideas.

763
00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,332
Thanks, Miguel.

764
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:39,458
- (cameras clicking)
- MAN: Prince Henry, over here.

765
00:38:39,459 --> 00:38:41,416
The campaign putting
your memo into action?

766
00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,541
Because they should.

767
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,166
Is this the year
the Democrats finally flip Texas?

768
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:51,416
(photographers chattering excitedly)

769
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,207
Earth to Alex.

770
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:59,625
Yeah, we're, uh, gonna flip Texas.

771
00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:01,333
Good to see you, Miguel.

772
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,666
- I need your help.
- Where's the threat?

773
00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,458
- Do we need to clear the room?
- What?

774
00:39:08,459 --> 00:39:10,958
No. I just need to talk to Henry.

775
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,916
In private.

776
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:16,874
Best I can do is the Red Room.

777
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:20,000
You take him any further
and his security team will taser you.

778
00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:23,458
♪ ♪

779
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:42,333
(door opens)

780
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:52,290
Look...

781
00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,832
I know I owe you an explanation.

782
00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:57,791
- My behavior was appalling.
- Shut up. Stop talking.

783
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:02,708
Wait a minute. (panting)

784
00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,791
♪ ♪

785
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,666
(objects clattering)

786
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,833
All right, fellas, time's up.
We got to get back to...

787
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:16,708
Oh, God.

788
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,125
- (lively chatter)
- (piano playing classical music)

789
00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:22,875
So are you still...?

790
00:40:22,876 --> 00:40:24,624
Like Stonehenge.

791
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,666
- Your Royal Hardness.
- (snickers)

792
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,082
Or Big Ben.

793
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:31,874
Nelson's Column.

794
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:34,541
- ELLEN: There you are.
- Hi, Ma.

795
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:37,207
Prime Minister, this is my son, Alex.

796
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:39,875
It's good to see you
and His Royal Highness on better terms

797
00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,541
and not on the floor.

798
00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:43,207
Yes, Prime Minister.

799
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,791
{\an8}Henry and I are much happier against walls.
- (Henry gasps)

800
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,290
Everything all right?

801
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:51,332
Yes. Uh, very excited to be here.
(chuckles)

802
00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:55,500
Well, hopefully we'll get through tonight
without any more scandals from these two.

803
00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:56,916
The night is young, Ma.

804
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,083
Please, Prime Minister.

805
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,249
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
- Yes, tell me.

806
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:09,750
You're gonna stay at least 500 feet
away from me for the rest of the night.

807
00:41:09,751 --> 00:41:11,124
- Sensible plan.
- I'm not done.

808
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,582
- Of course you're not.
- Then at midnight,

809
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,791
you're gonna come to my room
on the second floor of the residence

810
00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:18,125
where I'm going to do
some very bad things to you.

811
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,291
(knock on door)

812
00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,083
You're late.

813
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,957
(breathing heavily)

814
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:42,624
To be clear,
this changes nothing between us.

815
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:46,000
- I was about to say the same thing.
- No, you weren't. That's impossible.

816
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,290
When did you start to...

817
00:41:58,291 --> 00:41:59,790
- Fancy you?
- Yeah.

818
00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:02,708
Melbourne Climate Conference.
First night party.

819
00:42:02,709 --> 00:42:04,791
Wow, you had a lot going on that night.

820
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:06,207
(chuckles) Tell me about it.

821
00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,375
- I really thought you hated me.
- I hated how good you looked.

822
00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:16,332
(pants unzip)

823
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:19,166
(breathing heavily)

824
00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:20,458
(sighs)

825
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,083
What's that?

826
00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:33,499
A key to my family's house in Austin.

827
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:35,583
I started wearing it when we moved here.

828
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:40,000
HENRY:
Hmm.

829
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,749
You know, I don't...

830
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,458
think I've ever owned
a key in my entire life.

831
00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:51,125
No such thing as a locked door
when you're a prince, I suppose.

832
00:42:51,126 --> 00:42:54,250
Well, you'd be surprised.

833
00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:58,750
Just to put it out there...

834
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,375
Yes?

835
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:09,125
I guess you could say I'm...

836
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,291
...bisexual.

837
00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:18,916
Yeah.

838
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,375
Noted.

839
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,665
Ah.

840
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,958
Just to put it out there,

841
00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:32,624
I am...

842
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:36,353
as gay as a maypole.

843
00:43:36,354 --> 00:43:40,082
- (laughing)
- What?

844
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,875
- I have no idea what a maypole is.
- Maypole. Right.

845
00:43:42,876 --> 00:43:45,166
Are they known
for their homosexual tendencies?

846
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,562
Oh, oh, God, yes.

847
00:43:46,563 --> 00:43:47,989
- Notorious.
- Yeah.

848
00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:49,416
Notorious for it.

849
00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:03,166
I wouldn't mind doing this again.

850
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,375
Me neither.

851
00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:13,041
We just have to keep it
very casual, of course.

852
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,187
Oh. Obviously.

853
00:44:16,188 --> 00:44:18,124
The press and all.

854
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,166
I just can't afford for you
to fall in love with me.

855
00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:21,874
- (laughs): Oh.
- Okay, wait a minute.

856
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:25,208
- No, that's not what I meant when I...
- Get over yourself, Your Majesty.

857
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:26,999
It's "Your Royal Highness."

858
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,791
I don't know how many times
I have to tell you that.

859
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:37,500
I should probably get going.

860
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,666
- I guess I'll see you...
- You know, I was thinking...

861
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,208
- No, you can... After you.
- You should...

862
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:53,416
Please, you first.

863
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:58,916
There's this charity polo match
in Windsor next month

864
00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,541
that my mate Percy's foundation organizes.

865
00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:03,041
I, uh...

866
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,541
I was wondering if
you might want to be my guest.

867
00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:10,833
Oh.

868
00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:13,124
Um...

869
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,125
I don't know how to play polo.

870
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,583
Damn.

871
00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:25,041
Well, I suppose that will be all right,
seeing as you won't be playing.

872
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:27,832
I will.

873
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,333
You'll be watching on the sidelines.

874
00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:31,999
Great.

875
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,625
That's probably safer for everyone.

876
00:45:34,626 --> 00:45:36,416
Yeah, agreed.

877
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,208
(chuckles softly)

878
00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,375
(door closes)

879
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,915
(laughing)

880
00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:05,582
(horses sputtering, neighing)

881
00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:08,833
("Tu-Bardh" by Clanadonia playing)

882
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:25,978
(neighs)

883
00:46:25,979 --> 00:46:27,750
♪ ♪

884
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:57,791
♪ ♪

885
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,895
(song fades)

886
00:47:21,896 --> 00:47:23,780
Are you hungry?

887
00:47:23,781 --> 00:47:25,665
Yeah, I could eat.

888
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:28,750
("Le Canal Saint Martin"
by Maria Rémusat playing)

889
00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:33,875
(song continues with lyrics in French)

890
00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:39,458
ALEX: There's something
I've been dying to ask you.

891
00:47:39,459 --> 00:47:41,040
Which other famous boys have I shagged?

892
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:42,999
There's two things
I've been dying to ask you.

893
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,958
(laughs):
All right, let's start with the first.

894
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,478
Do you have a last name?

895
00:47:48,479 --> 00:47:50,915
Actually, I have several.

896
00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:52,916
The official family name
is Hanover-Stuart.

897
00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:56,040
My father's surname was Fox.

898
00:47:56,041 --> 00:48:00,333
So my full name is Henry George
Edward James Hanover-Stuart Fox.

899
00:48:00,334 --> 00:48:01,457
(whistles)

900
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:05,500
And I thought Alexander Gabriel
Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful.

901
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,375
He is.

902
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,625
(church bell tolling in distance)

903
00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:21,166
Does anyone in your family know about you?

904
00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:24,833
My sister Bea's the only one I've told.

905
00:48:24,834 --> 00:48:26,624
My mum probably suspects.

906
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:30,291
My brother Philip is completely oblivious.

907
00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:33,583
And what about His Majesty, the king?

908
00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,999
Grandpa's a cold, hard realist.

909
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,374
He sat me down
on my 18th birthday and told me

910
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:44,833
not to let any selfish desires I might be
harboring reflect poorly on the crown.

911
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,916
That is some bullshit.

912
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,999
It's my life.

913
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,083
Doesn't mean you have to accept it.

914
00:48:57,333 --> 00:49:01,165
I was four years old when I realized

915
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:05,500
that everyone in my country
knew my name, but...

916
00:49:05,501 --> 00:49:06,833
I would never know theirs.

917
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:12,750
Prince Henry belongs to Britain.

918
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:17,708
Henry Fox has to belong to himself
or else...

919
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,041
...he'll vanish.

920
00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:25,458
Can't he ever belong to someone else?

921
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,500
Only momentarily.

922
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,500
♪ ♪

923
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,625
Not here.

924
00:49:50,916 --> 00:49:52,916
♪ ♪

925
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,041
I think we should make love tonight.

926
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,541
Oh.

927
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:14,250
I-I mean, yeah.

928
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:18,749
I'm down.

929
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,124
(Alex chuckles)

930
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,374
But, I mean, who says "make love" anymore?

931
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,375
Are we gonna, like, listen
to Lana Del Rey when we do it?

932
00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:25,916
- All right, all right.
- (laughs)

933
00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,916
(Alex inhales deeply)

934
00:50:27,917 --> 00:50:30,582
It's just...

935
00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:34,333
Who's gonna do what?

936
00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,833
Because I'm...

937
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:39,125
I've never...

938
00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:42,270
(Alex chuckles)

939
00:50:42,271 --> 00:50:43,915
Oh, my God.

940
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:47,416
I'm so not playing this cool right now.
(chuckles)

941
00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:50,041
I went to
an English boarding school, dear.

942
00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:52,041
Trust me, you're in good hands.

943
00:50:52,042 --> 00:50:54,125
♪ ♪

944
00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:10,875
(both chuckle)

945
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,500
Now, careful. Oh.

946
00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,666
- The buttons are quite sturdy.
- Mm.

947
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,625
Rigid.

948
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,791
♪ ♪

949
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,708
(panting)

950
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,166
♪ ♪

951
00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:24,291
(Henry exhales slowly)

952
00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,583
(Henry exhales)

953
00:52:43,208 --> 00:52:45,583
I can't believe how wrong I was about you.

954
00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:48,500
Most people are.

955
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:56,666
♪ ♪

956
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,958
♪ ♪

957
00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:42,624
Is there any part of you that...

958
00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:44,916
wishes you weren't
the son of the president?

959
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:48,750
Or that your family wasn't in politics?

960
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,583
I actually wish I could help more.

961
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,833
It's gonna be a tough campaign.

962
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:02,083
You really do love it, don't you?

963
00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:03,874
(Alex chuckles softly)

964
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:05,666
Yeah, I really do.

965
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,625
To devote your life to helping others?

966
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:18,833
To know that what you do has
a meaningful impact on people's lives?

967
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,250
I know it's my life's work.

968
00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:30,916
Is there any part of you that...

969
00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:32,500
doubts?

970
00:54:43,666 --> 00:54:49,000
My father was 12 when my <i>abuela</i> brought
him and his sister over from Mexico.

971
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:57,415
You may not understand this,
but in America,

972
00:54:57,416 --> 00:55:01,082
if you're an immigrant
with a "Z" in your last name,

973
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:05,166
there's not a lot of people
in positions of power that look like you

974
00:55:05,167 --> 00:55:08,041
or sound like you.

975
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,291
I've been given a chance
to be someone in the world

976
00:55:16,292 --> 00:55:18,583
that my father didn't see
when he was growing up.

977
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,666
You can't know what that means.

978
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,333
I'm learning.

979
00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:42,416
♪ ♪

980
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:53,645
ELLEN:
<i>Did you tell Miguel Ramos</i>

981
00:55:53,646 --> 00:55:55,625
that we had a plan to flip Texas?

982
00:55:55,626 --> 00:55:57,040
What? No!

983
00:55:57,041 --> 00:56:00,583
16 tweets today,
all linking to his new article.

984
00:56:01,666 --> 00:56:03,290
He really tweets too much.

985
00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:06,582
"Mr. Claremont-Diaz,
a student at Georgetown Law,

986
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:10,958
is playing an active role
in the campaign's new Texas strategy."

987
00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:14,208
I was unaware
my campaign had a new Texas strategy.

988
00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:16,207
Can you please tell me what it is?

989
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:18,499
If your campaign had read my memo,
you'd know.

990
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:22,083
All I said to Miguel is that Texas
is competitive and we intend to win it.

991
00:56:22,084 --> 00:56:24,082
I didn't think
he'd write an article about it.

992
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,603
Well, he has, so now
we have to explain to everyone

993
00:56:26,604 --> 00:56:29,124
that we don't in fact have
a new Texas strategy.

994
00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:32,958
You do have a Texas strategy.
You just won't implement it.

995
00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:35,124
Why aren't you registering
a million new voters?

996
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:38,125
Why aren't you firing up the youth vote,
building a grassroots movement?

997
00:56:38,126 --> 00:56:40,166
Why aren't you fighting
for your home state, Ma?

998
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,374
I am fighting for my administration

999
00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:47,125
and for the people who can't afford
to have Jeffrey Richards become president.

1000
00:56:47,126 --> 00:56:52,916
And I will not be the first woman
to lose reelection to this office.

1001
00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:54,082
What is that?

1002
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:56,499
Our latest internal polling.

1003
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,541
Richards is killing me in the Rust Belt.

1004
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:02,582
That's where we need to focus, not Texas.

1005
00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:07,000
You're being idealistic
when I need you to be realistic.

1006
00:57:07,001 --> 00:57:09,333
Is that why you got into politics?

1007
00:57:09,334 --> 00:57:11,290
To be realistic?

1008
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:13,500
Do you think that's what
the people really need right now?

1009
00:57:13,501 --> 00:57:17,124
I do not need a lecture from you
about idealism.

1010
00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:20,125
I was 28 when I was elected
to the state legislature.

1011
00:57:20,126 --> 00:57:23,750
I had 150,000 constituents.

1012
00:57:23,751 --> 00:57:27,374
Now I have 330 million.

1013
00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:32,458
They need me to be realistic
so they can be idealistic.

1014
00:57:32,459 --> 00:57:34,082
If you don't understand that,

1015
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,833
then you have a lot to learn
about politics, kiddo.

1016
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:45,125
You are no longer allowed
to speak to the press.

1017
00:57:45,126 --> 00:57:46,791
Do you understand me?

1018
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:50,958
Yes, Madam President.

1019
00:57:56,791 --> 00:57:57,916
Twenty-seven.

1020
00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:00,499
What?

1021
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:03,916
You were 27, not 28,
when you won your first election.

1022
00:58:03,917 --> 00:58:07,083
Ask any of the women who work for you.

1023
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:09,125
They'll be able to tell you that.

1024
00:58:09,126 --> 00:58:11,208
♪ ♪

1025
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,458
Madam President.
Do you need me for something?

1026
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:29,125
What's the deal with this campaign memo?

1027
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:36,833
ELLEN:
Oh, I remember that.

1028
00:58:36,834 --> 00:58:38,208
(laughs)

1029
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:40,999
ALEX:
What's all that?

1030
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,166
My first Texas campaign.
Your grandmother saved everything.

1031
00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:47,541
Every press clipping,
every button, every flyer.

1032
00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:51,083
I read your memo.

1033
00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:54,375
- Good work.
- (chuckles softly)

1034
00:58:54,376 --> 00:58:56,250
We're sending you to Texas.

1035
00:58:56,251 --> 00:58:57,582
Really?

1036
00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:59,416
ELLEN:
You'll have a shoestring budget.

1037
00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:01,249
You'll eat fast food for every meal.

1038
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:05,125
You'll work 18-hour days,
and you'll love every minute of it.

1039
00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:06,416
So what do you say?

1040
00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:08,999
When do I start?

1041
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,124
ALEX:
<i>Dear Henry:</i>

1042
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:14,249
<i>Greetings from the Lone Star State.</i>

1043
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:16,875
<i>It's hard to put into words
how exciting it is to be back here</i>

1044
00:59:16,876 --> 00:59:19,707
<i>working to get my mom reelected.</i>

1045
00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:22,916
<i>The energy here is electric,
and I think we can make a real difference.</i>

1046
00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:26,124
<i>The only thing that would make it
even better is if you were here.</i>

1047
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:30,083
HENRY: <i>Dear Alex: I can't think of
a single way to start this email</i>

1048
00:59:30,084 --> 00:59:32,374
<i>except to say, "You're incredible."</i>

1049
00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:35,020
<i>But should I also tell you
that when we're apart,</i>

1050
00:59:35,021 --> 00:59:37,665
<i>your body comes back to me in my dreams?</i>

1051
00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:42,041
<i>I can feel your skin against mine,
and it makes every bone in my body ache.</i>

1052
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,665
ALEX:
<i>Henry, seriously.</i>

1053
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,020
<i>I'm out here giving my all for my mother.</i>

1054
00:59:48,021 --> 00:59:50,374
<i>I can't have smut filling my inbox,</i>

1055
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,499
<i>corrupting my mind
and bulging my pants like this.</i>

1056
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:56,625
<i>Look, buddy, you know I am incorrigible,</i>

1057
00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,583
<i>so don't "incorrige" me.</i>

1058
00:59:58,584 --> 01:00:00,540
HENRY:
<i>I'll behave.</i>

1059
01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:03,333
<i>By the way, we call them "trousers,"
not "pants," dear.</i>

1060
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,499
<i>But in this case, both seem to apply.</i>

1061
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:09,499
<i>Also, from all the photos you're posting,
it really makes me want to visit.</i>

1062
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:13,083
ALEX: <i>Yes! I was just thinking that
I want you to come and see it one day.</i>

1063
01:00:13,084 --> 01:00:15,499
<i>Ah, there's so much
that I want to show you.</i>

1064
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,957
<i>I think you'd really like Austin
most especially.</i>

1065
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:21,791
<i>I want to see your mouth covered
in barbecue sauce,</i>

1066
01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,332
<i>and then I want to lick it off.</i>

1067
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,749
HENRY:
<i>Wait, don't they have napkins in Texas?</i>

1068
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:30,166
<i>I wish I could,
but my duties keep me here.</i>

1069
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:31,290
<i>Dear Alex...</i>

1070
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:34,500
<i>It's becoming increasingly difficult
attending mindless ribbon cuttings</i>

1071
01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:36,832
<i>while you're out there changing the world.</i>

1072
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,583
<i>- I'll be damned, Alex, but I miss you.</i>
- ALEX: <i>Dear Henry: I miss you, too.</i>

1073
01:00:39,584 --> 01:00:41,874
<i>- Dear Henry...</i>
- HENRY: <i>Alex...</i>

1074
01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:45,041
ALEX:
<i>I'll admit this to you and no one else.</i>

1075
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,749
<i>For all my big talk and certainty,</i>

1076
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,562
<i>I'm secretly afraid
I'm going to let my mother down.</i>

1077
01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:53,374
HENRY:
<i>Alex, I understand what you're saying,</i>

1078
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:56,791
<i>and I believe what you're describing
is called "impostor syndrome."</i>

1079
01:00:56,792 --> 01:01:00,082
<i>But I know that you are not an impostor.</i>

1080
01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:03,499
- We just hit a million voters!
- (group cheering)

1081
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:07,291
HENRY: <i>I'm reminded of one of my favorite
quotes from</i> Sense and Sensibility.

1082
01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:10,041
<i>"It isn't what we say
or think that defines us</i>

1083
01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:11,665
<i>but what we do."</i>

1084
01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:14,333
<i>And I think that
what you're doing is amazing.</i>

1085
01:01:14,334 --> 01:01:16,499
<i>(jet engine whooshing)</i>

1086
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,958
{\an8}We're going live
to the Democratic National Convention

1087
01:01:18,959 --> 01:01:20,332
{\an8}in Brooklyn, New York,

1088
01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:22,500
{\an8}where Alex Claremont-Diaz
is addressing the crowd.

1089
01:01:22,501 --> 01:01:23,665
{\an8}<i>Let's listen in.</i>

1090
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:26,749
{\an8}ALEX: <i>My mom has inspired me
every day of my life.</i>

1091
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:31,125
{\an8}She has passed down to me a faith in
America that always looks to the future,

1092
01:01:31,126 --> 01:01:32,915
{\an8}not back at the past.

1093
01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:36,374
{\an8}Her vision for America
has you at the center.

1094
01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:40,083
{\an8}- Your hopes, your values, your future.
- (crowd cheering)

1095
01:01:40,084 --> 01:01:42,791
{\an8}CROWD (chanting):
Four more years! Four more years!

1096
01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:44,875
(chanting fades)

1097
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:47,790
<i>Bien hecho, cabrón.</i>

1098
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:49,457
- Great speech.
- Hey, Miguel.

1099
01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:51,290
- You looked really good up there.
- Thanks.

1100
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,875
You know, we're both staying
at this hotel tonight.

1101
01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:57,290
Tell me something.

1102
01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:59,791
Do you honestly believe
that we're ever hooking up again?

1103
01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:01,374
Well, I don't anymore.

1104
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,125
(chuckles):
Is there a problem between us, Alex?

1105
01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:04,540
Yeah.

1106
01:02:04,541 --> 01:02:06,686
The problem is you sandbagging me
and my mother's campaign

1107
01:02:06,687 --> 01:02:08,832
on your little wannabe
<i>Washington Post</i> website,

1108
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:11,375
- claiming we had a plan to flip Texas.
- Which you do and have enacted

1109
01:02:11,376 --> 01:02:13,915
and confirmed as much
when we spoke about it on the record.

1110
01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:17,416
Well, the only thing I'm confirming
tonight is that you're an asshole.

1111
01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:18,937
Feel free to use that quote.

1112
01:02:18,938 --> 01:02:20,457
<i>Buenas noches, cabrón.</i>

1113
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,582
Uh, what are you doing here?

1114
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:24,708
Oh, just a bit of skullduggery.

1115
01:02:24,709 --> 01:02:26,541
Amy helped plan it.

1116
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:30,208
We need to get up to my room right now.

1117
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,645
(both panting)

1118
01:02:39,646 --> 01:02:42,041
(both laughing)

1119
01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:55,166
Have you ever cooked for yourself?

1120
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:57,875
- Once, unsuccessfully.
- Mm.

1121
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,457
Have you ever been on Grindr?

1122
01:03:00,458 --> 01:03:02,625
- (laughs): Once, unsuccessfully.
- (laughs)

1123
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,520
Mm. Do you vote?

1124
01:03:05,521 --> 01:03:07,249
Mm-mm. Not allowed.

1125
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,791
- What? That's insane.
- Yeah.

1126
01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:10,541
Them's the rules.

1127
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,582
Mm. What's your favorite movie?

1128
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,666
Oh, <i>In the Mood for Love.</i>

1129
01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:18,250
I never seen it.

1130
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,250
God, sometimes I forget
how uncultured you Americans are.

1131
01:03:22,251 --> 01:03:25,665
It is only
the swooniest movie of all time.

1132
01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:28,333
- "Swooniest"? Is that even a word?
- Yes, of course it is.

1133
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:33,666
Have you ever had your heart broken?

1134
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,250
The day my dad died.

1135
01:03:48,208 --> 01:03:49,875
(Henry chuckles)

1136
01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:52,958
(knock on door)

1137
01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:58,499
Alex Claremont-Diaz, it's almost 7:00.

1138
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,375
You have interviews to do.
Let's get going.

1139
01:04:00,376 --> 01:04:02,229
(whispers):
Wake up. Shit, shit, shit.

1140
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:04,083
- (knock on door)
- What's going on?

1141
01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:05,332
ZAHRA:
Come on.

1142
01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:07,958
- Let's get your mother reelected.
- Oh, shit.

1143
01:04:07,959 --> 01:04:10,041
(Alex and Henry whispering)

1144
01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:12,749
Is there someone in there?

1145
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:14,958
ALEX:
Be right with you, Zahra!

1146
01:04:14,959 --> 01:04:17,165
That's it.

1147
01:04:17,166 --> 01:04:20,499
I... am coming in.

1148
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,749
- Hey! Do you mind?
- Oh!

1149
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,416
- Come on! Zahra!
- Put clothes on now.

1150
01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:26,499
Zahra!

1151
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,207
- (scoffs)
- What are you doing?

1152
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:31,666
- Where is she?
- Zahra, no one is here.

1153
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,124
Oh, really? (chuckles)

1154
01:04:34,125 --> 01:04:37,500
Well, that "no one"
left her phone in here.

1155
01:04:37,501 --> 01:04:39,040
Okay, so she left her phone in here.

1156
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,750
- Big deal. It's all chill, Zahra.
- Oh.

1157
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,207
(singsongy):
Where is she?

1158
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:44,040
- Hello, hello?
- What are you doing?

1159
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:46,791
- Little missy?
- Zahra, please. It's all chill.

1160
01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:48,582
It's all chill?

1161
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,874
You hook up with some rando

1162
01:04:50,875 --> 01:04:53,166
the night before
your mother's acceptance speech.

1163
01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,458
You don't have her sign an NDA,
of that I'm certain,

1164
01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:57,958
and then you let her bring
her phone in here,

1165
01:04:57,959 --> 01:05:00,457
transmitting God knows what
to God knows who.

1166
01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,916
- Trust me, she's not gonna do any of that.
- Yeah, Alex, yeah. That is really chill.

1167
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,333
- (quiet thumping)
- (Henry grunting)

1168
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:06,666
HENRY:
Ow.

1169
01:05:06,667 --> 01:05:07,833
Shit.

1170
01:05:10,416 --> 01:05:12,000
Good morning.

1171
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:18,041
(Zahra panting sharply)

1172
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,249
ALEX:
Zahra, breathe.

1173
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:24,333
Don't you tell me what to do.

1174
01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:27,333
- Do you want to sit?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1175
01:05:27,334 --> 01:05:29,500
Okay. Wh-Where do you want to go?

1176
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:31,832
Here?

1177
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,082
- Yeah.
- Oh, there? Okay.

1178
01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,875
- Yeah. Fine, fine. I'm fine!
- Oh. Okay.

1179
01:05:35,876 --> 01:05:38,582
(continues panting sharply)

1180
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,458
How long has this been going on?
(clears throat)

1181
01:05:40,459 --> 01:05:42,916
- Since New Year's.
- Oh, God.

1182
01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:44,416
And who knows about this?

1183
01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,166
Literally no one but you.

1184
01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:47,915
And the Secret Service.

1185
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,833
- HENRY: And Percy.
- Right, and Nora.

1186
01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:51,415
Oh, and I told my sister.

1187
01:05:51,416 --> 01:05:53,500
- Aw, I didn't know that.
- Yeah, she was really happy for us.

1188
01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:55,083
Oh, I can't wait to see her again.
She's really...

1189
01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:57,750
Okay. Shut up, okay? The both of you.

1190
01:05:57,751 --> 01:05:59,500
I need to think. (groans)

1191
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:01,250
Please don't tell my mom.

1192
01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:03,207
Seriously?

1193
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,458
Alex, we are in a hotel
crawling with reporters,

1194
01:06:05,459 --> 01:06:07,040
in a city filled with cameras,

1195
01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:09,061
on the precipice of
the biggest event of the campaign,

1196
01:06:09,062 --> 01:06:11,509
in a race so close
it could be arrested for assault,

1197
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:13,958
and you're asking me
not to tell your mommy on you?

1198
01:06:13,959 --> 01:06:15,165
Well, I haven't told her yet.

1199
01:06:15,166 --> 01:06:19,333
Oh, gee, kid, I'm sorry to interrupt
your process of becoming,

1200
01:06:19,334 --> 01:06:21,625
but you're the one who decided
to put your dick

1201
01:06:21,626 --> 01:06:23,125
into the heir to the British throne.

1202
01:06:23,126 --> 01:06:24,625
Well, technically, I'm the spare.

1203
01:06:24,626 --> 01:06:27,000
Not talking to you, sir.

1204
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:29,978
(groans)

1205
01:06:29,979 --> 01:06:31,290
Okay.

1206
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:34,291
Would it make any difference
if I told you not to see him again?

1207
01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:35,415
No.

1208
01:06:35,416 --> 01:06:38,583
Every time I see you,
it takes another year off of my life.

1209
01:06:38,584 --> 01:06:40,083
All right.

1210
01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:43,457
(Zahra chuckles)

1211
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,915
I'm going downstairs, and...
(breathes deeply)

1212
01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:50,541
you better be dressed
and in the lobby in five minutes

1213
01:06:50,542 --> 01:06:52,207
so we can get your mother reelected.

1214
01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:54,749
- I'll be there.
- And as for you, Little Lord Fuckleroy,

1215
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,999
you get your ass back
to merry old England right now.

1216
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,249
I want you chewing on
a goddamn crumpet by sunset.

1217
01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:02,750
And if anyone sees you leave this hotel,
I will Brexit your head from your body.

1218
01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:05,250
- You got me?
- Loud and clear.

1219
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,833
Your Royal Highness.

1220
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,080
Unbelievable.
They don't pay me enough for this shit.

1221
01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:21,250
ELLEN:
Yeah, come in.

1222
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,375
Hmm. Hey.

1223
01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:27,916
Do you have a few minutes?

1224
01:07:27,917 --> 01:07:29,500
Sure, darling.

1225
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,833
What's up?

1226
01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:37,375
You look very serious.

1227
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:39,958
Yeah.

1228
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:46,500
I've been, um, figuring some things out
about myself lately,

1229
01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:49,624
and it's, um...

1230
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:53,666
relevant to the campaign, in a way.

1231
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,333
Okay.

1232
01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:02,333
- I've met someone.
- (chuckles)

1233
01:08:02,334 --> 01:08:04,040
Is that all?

1234
01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:06,124
Honey, that's great.

1235
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:09,125
I mean, why would that be
relevant to the campaign?

1236
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,875
She's not a Republican, is she?

1237
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,958
No. (chuckles)

1238
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:19,457
She's also a he.

1239
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:25,208
And "he" happens to be Henry.

1240
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:31,541
As in the prince of England?

1241
01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:34,500
Yeah.

1242
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:40,457
Oh, I'm...

1243
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:43,000
We're gonna need some pizza.

1244
01:08:43,001 --> 01:08:44,625
(sighs)

1245
01:08:46,083 --> 01:08:50,333
So are you, are you gay?
Bi? Fluid? Pan? Queer?

1246
01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,958
(chuckles):
Cool it, Mom. I'm bi.

1247
01:08:51,959 --> 01:08:53,499
Oh, all right.

1248
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:56,375
Well, you know, the "B" in "LGBTQ"
is not a silent letter.

1249
01:08:56,376 --> 01:08:58,457
- Yes, thank you, Mom.
- Mm.

1250
01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:02,291
I mean, if I'd had more warning, I could
have made you a PowerPoint presentation,

1251
01:09:02,292 --> 01:09:05,040
- but...
- (laughs)

1252
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,875
Can I give you some advice?

1253
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:09,166
Yeah, of course.

1254
01:09:10,666 --> 01:09:13,666
You need to figure out
if you feel forever about him

1255
01:09:13,667 --> 01:09:16,000
before you take this any further.

1256
01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:20,083
A relationship like this
will define your life.

1257
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:26,041
I don't know if we're there yet, Mom.

1258
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
I don't know if we ever will be.

1259
01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:33,790
One more thing.

1260
01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:36,791
Uh, we didn't go over this particular type
of partnering when we had the talk,

1261
01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:39,166
which is on me for making assumptions.

1262
01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:40,582
Okay.

1263
01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,165
I just want to make sure you know

1264
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:44,791
you need to wear a condom
if you're having anal intercourse.

1265
01:09:44,792 --> 01:09:45,915
Oh, my God.

1266
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:49,207
And we can, we can talk about
getting you on Truvada.

1267
01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:53,666
And-and if you're bottoming,
then you need the HPV vaccine.

1268
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:57,416
And I can have HHS
send over some brochures.

1269
01:09:57,417 --> 01:09:58,957
You are ridiculous.

1270
01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:00,625
I cannot believe
they give you the nuclear codes.

1271
01:10:00,626 --> 01:10:02,458
And you have to tell your father.

1272
01:10:02,459 --> 01:10:04,458
- Ugh.
- Hmm?

1273
01:10:04,459 --> 01:10:06,457
I don't know.

1274
01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:09,749
This is uncharted territory for us.

1275
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:13,375
When you're a parent,
every day is uncharted territory.

1276
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:16,875
And when your child is
Alex Claremont-Diaz,

1277
01:10:16,876 --> 01:10:18,625
you get used to the exceptional.

1278
01:10:18,626 --> 01:10:20,833
(Alex chuckles softly)

1279
01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:22,500
I love you.

1280
01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:27,708
I love you, too.

1281
01:10:27,709 --> 01:10:29,707
♪ ♪

1282
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:30,832
ALEX:
<i>Dear Henry:</i>

1283
01:10:30,833 --> 01:10:33,415
<i>Well, I just came out to my mom.</i>

1284
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,874
<i>I was never afraid of her rejection.</i>

1285
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:38,708
<i>I was afraid that she would see me
differently than before.</i>

1286
01:10:38,709 --> 01:10:41,874
<i>But now I realize
that's exactly the point.</i>

1287
01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:45,770
<i>Anyway, my parents bought a vacation house
after my mother's book was published.</i>

1288
01:10:45,771 --> 01:10:49,666
<i>I'm headed there to chill over
Labor Day weekend with my dad and Nora.</i>

1289
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:52,290
<i>My dad suggested that I invite you.</i>

1290
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:55,145
<i>Do you want to come? Please say yes.</i>

1291
01:10:55,146 --> 01:10:57,999
<i>P.S., Nora says to bring Percy.</i>

1292
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,333
- ("Shining Armor" by Mamalarky playing)
- (engine revving)

1293
01:11:01,334 --> 01:11:02,582
- (song ends)
- (chuckles): Hey!

1294
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,415
Watch out! Here comes British Invasion!

1295
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,541
- Oh, we found them hitchhiking in Austin.
- ("Alejandra" by Luis Perez Maza playing)

1296
01:11:06,542 --> 01:11:09,916
Goodness, this is beautiful.
- OSCAR: Hey, welcome to La Casa Blanca Oeste.

1297
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:11,915
Dad, what is this music?

1298
01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:13,832
- It's so not the vibe.
- (music stops)

1299
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,375
- It's great to see you again, sir.
- What's with the "sir"?

1300
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:18,082
Please, call me "Congressman."

1301
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,583
Oh, well, in that case,
you can call me "Your Royal Highness."

1302
01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,749
(laughs) Who's ready to party?

1303
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,708
This is what we should be listening to.

1304
01:11:23,709 --> 01:11:25,832
Oh, my goodness.

1305
01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:29,000
("Canciones de Amor a Ti" by Rigoberta
Bandini playing, lyrics in Spanish)

1306
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,583
- Yes!
- (indistinct chatter)

1307
01:11:33,584 --> 01:11:35,916
♪ ♪

1308
01:11:48,916 --> 01:11:51,375
- (whooping, cheering)
- Ready? Ready?

1309
01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,375
♪ ♪

1310
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,416
(laughter)

1311
01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:02,166
Wait till he finds out about
the karaoke machine.

1312
01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:04,687
No, no, I am definitely not doing karaoke.

1313
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,207
♪ I'm burning through the sky, yeah ♪

1314
01:12:07,208 --> 01:12:11,958
♪ 200 degrees, that's why
they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪

1315
01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:14,415
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪

1316
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:17,916
♪ I wanna make
a supersonic man out of you ♪

1317
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:20,166
- (laughs)
- ♪ Don't stop me now ♪

1318
01:12:20,167 --> 01:12:22,312
♪ Oh, I'm having such a good time ♪

1319
01:12:22,313 --> 01:12:24,458
♪ I'm having a ball. ♪
(laughs)

1320
01:12:24,459 --> 01:12:26,458
(music and singing fades)

1321
01:12:26,459 --> 01:12:28,541
♪ ♪

1322
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:48,333
(whisk whipping eggs)

1323
01:12:48,334 --> 01:12:50,124
(sputters)

1324
01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:52,041
OSCAR:
Lazarus wakes.

1325
01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:53,832
Need help?

1326
01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:56,083
Not as bad as you do.

1327
01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:57,875
Coffee's fresh.

1328
01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,707
Henry's still sleeping?

1329
01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:03,832
He did karaoke last night.

1330
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:05,375
Plus half a dozen tequila shots.

1331
01:13:05,376 --> 01:13:07,249
Oof.

1332
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,375
I got to be honest:
I thought because he was a prince

1333
01:13:09,376 --> 01:13:12,250
that, uh, he'd be a little more
of a candy ass.

1334
01:13:12,251 --> 01:13:14,541
Yeah, he's tougher than he looks.

1335
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,770
So you like him?

1336
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,707
What's not to like?

1337
01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:25,666
I wasn't sure if you needed to have,
like, a Catholic moment about it or...

1338
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:28,041
Please. Have a little more faith
in your old man.

1339
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:30,415
You are, after all,
talking to the patron saint

1340
01:13:30,416 --> 01:13:33,875
of gender-neutral bathrooms in Austin,
you little shit.

1341
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:37,832
You know, uh...

1342
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,041
your mom and I were a stupid idea, too.

1343
01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:42,250
We were just babies when we had you.

1344
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,791
Nobody thought we'd make it.

1345
01:13:44,792 --> 01:13:47,374
Look at us now.

1346
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:51,666
Sometimes you just got to jump,
hope you're not standing on a cliff.

1347
01:13:51,667 --> 01:13:53,750
♪ ♪

1348
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:09,999
- Shower time!
- No.

1349
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,041
(laughing):
God, you are such a cretin.

1350
01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:14,208
No, get off.

1351
01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:16,958
(Alex sighs)

1352
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,916
- I've been thinking.
- I seriously doubt that.

1353
01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:30,291
(mocking):
"I seriously doubt that."

1354
01:14:30,292 --> 01:14:32,832
I've been thinking about

1355
01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:37,291
how my life is gonna be
a lot different after the election.

1356
01:14:37,292 --> 01:14:39,500
Hmm. How so?

1357
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:43,957
Well... (sighs)

1358
01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:46,332
my mom will hopefully be in office again,

1359
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:49,958
and we won't have to worry about
winning any more national elections.

1360
01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:52,332
And I'll have a lot more freedom.

1361
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:54,041
Until it's my turn
to run for office, of course.

1362
01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:56,833
Of course.

1363
01:14:56,834 --> 01:14:59,624
And I thought

1364
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:03,833
maybe next summer we could come back here

1365
01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:06,791
for, like, a couple weeks.

1366
01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:09,332
We can be naked

1367
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:12,625
and have sex anywhere on the property we want.
- (chuckles softly)

1368
01:15:12,626 --> 01:15:15,125
We can walk through Austin holding hands,

1369
01:15:15,126 --> 01:15:17,625
and it won't even matter
if anyone sees us.

1370
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:26,124
I can take you around
to all the places I grew up,

1371
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:29,125
and you can get to understand
my life a little more.

1372
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,958
I've never felt this way about anyone.

1373
01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,166
It's like there's a rope
attached to my chest

1374
01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:01,208
and it keeps pulling me towards you.

1375
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:09,125
And it feels so right.

1376
01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:18,500
What I mean to say is, Henry...

1377
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:21,916
- I...
- (water splashes)

1378
01:16:21,917 --> 01:16:24,000
♪ ♪

1379
01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:43,833
Henry?

1380
01:16:52,583 --> 01:16:54,583
♪ ♪

1381
01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:06,458
("If I Loved You" by Vagabon playing)

1382
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:23,375
♪ If I loved you ♪

1383
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:27,457
♪ Time and again ♪

1384
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:30,458
♪ I would try to say ♪

1385
01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:37,166
♪ All I'd want you ♪

1386
01:17:37,167 --> 01:17:41,250
♪ To know ♪

1387
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:49,375
- ♪ If I loved you... ♪
- Hello, David.

1388
01:17:49,376 --> 01:17:50,457
Hi.

1389
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,665
It's so good to see you.

1390
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:54,375
BEATRICE:
<i>What happened in Texas?</i>

1391
01:17:54,376 --> 01:17:57,416
I ended things with Alex.

1392
01:17:57,417 --> 01:17:59,249
Oh, Hen.

1393
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,791
I'm so sorry.

1394
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,707
{\an8}Did grandpa find out?

1395
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:09,583
{\an8}Not this time,
but I felt myself getting too close,

1396
01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:11,625
{\an8}and I didn't want to break his heart.

1397
01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:13,500
{\an8}What about your heart?

1398
01:18:13,501 --> 01:18:14,624
(song fades)

1399
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,874
Have you thought about calling Mum?

1400
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:20,500
Last I heard from Mum,
she was off saving elephants in Botswana.

1401
01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:22,333
Perhaps I ought to grow some tusks.

1402
01:18:22,334 --> 01:18:24,999
God, she better not abdicate.

1403
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,666
Or find herself at the top of a staircase
with Philip around.

1404
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:31,290
It's all so silly, isn't it?

1405
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:36,375
The idea of royalty in the 21st century,
it's-it's so... antiquated.

1406
01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:40,749
Sometimes...

1407
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:45,833
I wonder if what we do has
any meaningful impact on people's lives.

1408
01:18:45,834 --> 01:18:48,165
Well, cheer up.

1409
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,958
At least you'll never be king.

1410
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,708
(laughs)

1411
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,000
Do you love him?

1412
01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:01,583
What difference would it make if I did?

1413
01:19:06,125 --> 01:19:09,208
("If I Loved You" by Vagabon resumes)

1414
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:18,645
♪ Longing to tell you ♪

1415
01:19:18,646 --> 01:19:24,333
♪ But afraid and shy ♪

1416
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:34,291
♪ I let my golden chances ♪

1417
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:42,000
♪ Pass me by ♪

1418
01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:46,958
♪ Soon, you'd leave me ♪

1419
01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:51,874
♪ Off you would go ♪

1420
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:55,958
♪ In the mist of day... ♪

1421
01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:59,332
♪ Never, never... ♪

1422
01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:02,375
He won't answer any of my texts
or take any of my calls.

1423
01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,000
Has Percy heard from him?

1424
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:07,165
(song fades)

1425
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:11,791
Percy said that Henry sometimes
goes into his cocoon phases

1426
01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:15,250
and the only thing to do
is just wait it out.

1427
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:17,624
I can't wait it out.

1428
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:18,916
I'm going crazy here.

1429
01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:23,750
Well, you have air miles.

1430
01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:25,750
Go to London.

1431
01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:27,750
Get your man.

1432
01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:33,291
What if he won't see me?

1433
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:39,416
At least you'll have your answer.

1434
01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,707
(sighs)

1435
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:47,875
(thunder rumbling softly)

1436
01:20:47,876 --> 01:20:49,625
(knock on door)

1437
01:20:49,626 --> 01:20:51,083
Yes?

1438
01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:55,916
Sir, Mr. Claremont-Diaz is at the gate.

1439
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,625
He insists on seeing you.

1440
01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:01,041
(thunder rumbling)

1441
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:07,208
Can we please talk?

1442
01:21:08,291 --> 01:21:11,333
I'm going to let you say what you need
to say, and then I'd like you to leave.

1443
01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,207
What's going on, Henry?

1444
01:21:13,208 --> 01:21:17,416
A week ago, we were happy, and then
you disappear without saying a word?

1445
01:21:17,417 --> 01:21:19,165
I think you at least
owe me an explanation.

1446
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:22,041
I have done nothing but explain myself
to you this past year.

1447
01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:25,040
I don't know what more you want me to say,

1448
01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,791
and I don't appreciate you barging in here
in the middle of the night.

1449
01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:30,625
Well, I'm sorry I can't turn
my feelings off as easily as you.

1450
01:21:30,626 --> 01:21:32,833
D-Do you honestly think
this is easy for me?

1451
01:21:33,916 --> 01:21:36,541
What else am I supposed to think?

1452
01:21:36,542 --> 01:21:39,582
You won't talk to me.

1453
01:21:39,583 --> 01:21:42,375
All I know is I'm the one here
willing to fight for us.

1454
01:21:42,376 --> 01:21:44,583
Because it costs you nothing!

1455
01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:48,165
I've been losing my mind this week

1456
01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:52,375
because the man I love has vanished
from my life without an explanation.

1457
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:56,250
I flew across an ocean.

1458
01:21:58,083 --> 01:21:59,540
(chuckles):
I...

1459
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:03,915
I stormed a fucking castle
to look you in the eye

1460
01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:07,208
and tell you that I love you,
knowing that you wouldn't say it back.

1461
01:22:07,209 --> 01:22:10,437
So, no, Henry, in fact,
this is costing me everything.

1462
01:22:10,438 --> 01:22:13,666
And if this is over,
I at least deserve to know why.

1463
01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,249
Oh, for Christ's sake, Alex!

1464
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:20,166
For once, I wish you could see me for
who I am and not who you want me to be.

1465
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:26,250
Sometimes I don't think
you know me at all.

1466
01:22:26,251 --> 01:22:28,457
I'm not like you.

1467
01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:31,874
I can't afford to be reckless.

1468
01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:35,875
I wasn't raised by a loving,
supportive family like you were.

1469
01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:41,666
I have centuries of history
bearing down on my shoulders.

1470
01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:44,791
My life is the crown
and yours is politics,

1471
01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:47,916
and I will not trade
one prison for another.

1472
01:22:52,291 --> 01:22:54,749
I can love you

1473
01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:57,999
and want you and...

1474
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,291
and still not want that life.

1475
01:23:01,292 --> 01:23:03,187
I'm allowed.

1476
01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:05,083
All right?

1477
01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:09,582
And it doesn't make me a liar.

1478
01:23:09,583 --> 01:23:15,375
It makes me a man with some
infinitesimal shred of self-preservation,

1479
01:23:15,376 --> 01:23:18,208
and you don't get to come in here
and call me a coward for it.

1480
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:21,958
I would never call you a coward.

1481
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:29,250
We can figure out a way to love each other
on our own terms, no one else's.

1482
01:23:29,251 --> 01:23:32,083
That is simply not possible,
and you know it.

1483
01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:39,749
Fine.

1484
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:41,250
I'll leave.

1485
01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:46,916
And you can live in your tower and protect
your heart for the rest of your life,

1486
01:23:46,917 --> 01:23:49,083
and nothing will ever happen to you.

1487
01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:54,374
But, Henry...

1488
01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:57,208
nothing will ever happen to you.

1489
01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:02,875
So if you want me to go,
you have to tell me to leave.

1490
01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:06,250
Please... don't make me.

1491
01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:13,250
It is the only way
you're getting rid of me.

1492
01:24:14,708 --> 01:24:18,708
Because I would never leave this room
if I didn't think there was any hope

1493
01:24:18,709 --> 01:24:21,875
of holding on to the happiness
that I have found with you.

1494
01:24:21,876 --> 01:24:24,541
And if you think otherwise,
then you don't know me.

1495
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:29,124
So tell me to go, Henry,

1496
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:33,125
and I promise I will walk out that door
and trouble you no longer.

1497
01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,125
Wait.

1498
01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:43,000
(sighs)

1499
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,500
There's something I want you to see.

1500
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,500
♪ ♪

1501
01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:18,125
♪ ♪

1502
01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,791
♪ ♪

1503
01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:57,458
HENRY:
<i>When I was a boy...</i>

1504
01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,875
<i>...my father used to bring me here.</i>

1505
01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:08,083
<i>Early in the morning
before the museum opened.</i>

1506
01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:14,791
<i>Now I like to come at night.</i>

1507
01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,999
<i>In here,</i>

1508
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,790
<i>at night,</i>

1509
01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:27,957
<i>no one else is around to gawk at you</i>

1510
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:31,125
<i>or try and take your picture.</i>

1511
01:26:37,708 --> 01:26:43,000
<i>You can slip between the statues
like a shadow.</i>

1512
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:47,541
When I was younger,

1513
01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:50,624
I would dream of

1514
01:26:50,625 --> 01:26:53,083
taking somebody I loved here.

1515
01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:58,291
And he'd love it as much as I did.

1516
01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:05,166
And we'd dance right here
amidst all these statues.

1517
01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:11,458
Just a daft pubescent fantasy.

1518
01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:15,875
("Can't Help Falling in Love"
by Perfume Genius playing over phone)

1519
01:27:15,876 --> 01:27:22,790
♪ Wise men say ♪

1520
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:28,583
♪ Only fools rush in ♪

1521
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:35,457
♪ But I can't help ♪

1522
01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:40,125
♪ Falling in love ♪

1523
01:27:40,126 --> 01:27:43,708
♪ With you ♪

1524
01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:50,625
♪ Shall I stay? ♪

1525
01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:58,625
♪ Would it be a sin? ♪

1526
01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:05,332
♪ If I can't help ♪

1527
01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:09,583
♪ Falling in love ♪

1528
01:28:09,584 --> 01:28:13,125
♪ With you ♪

1529
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:21,125
♪ Take my hand ♪

1530
01:28:22,875 --> 01:28:25,457
♪ Take my whole life... ♪

1531
01:28:25,458 --> 01:28:28,457
HENRY:
<i>Please be patient with me,</i>

1532
01:28:28,458 --> 01:28:31,583
<i>and I promise
I will try and be brave for us.</i>

1533
01:28:33,125 --> 01:28:37,583
Because when they write
the history of my life...

1534
01:28:37,584 --> 01:28:39,500
I want it to include you...

1535
01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,583
...and my love for you.

1536
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:48,416
♪ For I can't ♪

1537
01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:50,499
History, huh?

1538
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,582
♪ Help ♪

1539
01:28:52,583 --> 01:28:53,936
♪ Falling in love ♪

1540
01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:55,291
Bet we could make some.

1541
01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,750
♪ With you ♪

1542
01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:06,999
♪ For I can't help ♪

1543
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:11,791
♪ Falling in love ♪

1544
01:29:11,792 --> 01:29:15,625
♪ With you. ♪

1545
01:29:15,626 --> 01:29:17,708
(song fades)

1546
01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,625
I want you to have some part of me...

1547
01:29:34,791 --> 01:29:36,791
...until you can have all of me again.

1548
01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:47,208
ALEX:
Now we're even.

1549
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,000
(jet engine whirring)

1550
01:29:59,416 --> 01:30:00,624
I love you.

1551
01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:04,166
I'll be as patient as you need.

1552
01:30:13,416 --> 01:30:14,750
Go win an election.

1553
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,125
♪ ♪

1554
01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:46,875
♪ ♪

1555
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:54,582
(sighs)

1556
01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,666
- (people talking indistinctly)
- (phone ringing)

1557
01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:05,833
(phone ringing)

1558
01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:11,603
What's going on?

1559
01:31:11,604 --> 01:31:13,416
Is it Grandpa?

1560
01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:18,499
Your emails to Alex have been hacked.

1561
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,915
They were posted overnight to Reddit.

1562
01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:24,124
The <i>Mirror</i> and <i>The Sun</i>
ran them this morning.

1563
01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:28,375
And now security photos of the two of you
at the V have been popping up.

1564
01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:31,958
H-How many of our emails?

1565
01:31:34,541 --> 01:31:35,875
All of them.

1566
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:39,874
I'm so sorry, Henry.

1567
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:42,562
HENRY:
I need to call him.

1568
01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:45,249
I'm afraid you can't, sir.

1569
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:48,750
I've taken the liberty of confiscating
your phone as a precaution.

1570
01:31:48,751 --> 01:31:50,165
You've done what?

1571
01:31:50,166 --> 01:31:52,416
They've taken my phone and laptop as well.

1572
01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:56,540
No. (stammering)

1573
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:59,083
- You can't do this.
- Orders from the palace, sir.

1574
01:31:59,084 --> 01:32:01,040
No, I give the orders in this palace!

1575
01:32:01,041 --> 01:32:04,416
These orders are from
Buckingham Palace, sir.

1576
01:32:05,666 --> 01:32:11,416
It is believed that this is the work of
certain rogue elements within the media.

1577
01:32:11,417 --> 01:32:13,207
(sighs)

1578
01:32:13,208 --> 01:32:15,332
(grunts softly)

1579
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:19,833
(stammers)
C-Can we at least get a message to him?

1580
01:32:19,834 --> 01:32:22,999
Um, uh, t-to the White House?

1581
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,915
I've tried my contacts
within the White House with no luck.

1582
01:32:25,916 --> 01:32:30,208
They may be speaking to Downing Street,
but they're not speaking to us.

1583
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:37,957
{\an8}The emails, which the <i>Mirror</i> is calling
"The Waterloo Letters,"

1584
01:32:37,958 --> 01:32:42,000
{\an8}detail the romance of
Prince Henry and Alex Claremont-Diaz,

1585
01:32:42,001 --> 01:32:44,750
{\an8}the son of
American President Ellen Claremont.

1586
01:32:44,751 --> 01:32:46,124
{\an8}As details emerge about

1587
01:32:46,125 --> 01:32:49,666
{\an8}Alex Claremont-Diaz's
relationship with the prince,

1588
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,874
{\an8}the White House is
trying to stay on message.

1589
01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:55,583
This is obviously a critical time
for the president in her reelection bid.

1590
01:32:55,584 --> 01:32:58,583
Polls have her in a dead heat
with Governor Richards.

1591
01:32:58,584 --> 01:33:01,290
Now we have Miguel Ramos of <i>Politico,</i>

1592
01:33:01,291 --> 01:33:03,665
who was the first American journalist
to break this story

1593
01:33:03,666 --> 01:33:07,416
and who has written extensively about it
in the week since the leak.

1594
01:33:07,417 --> 01:33:10,958
I have to ask you, Miguel,
why is this anyone's business?

1595
01:33:10,959 --> 01:33:13,875
After all, Alex Claremont-Diaz
is a private citizen.

1596
01:33:13,876 --> 01:33:15,915
He isn't at all a private citizen.

1597
01:33:15,916 --> 01:33:18,958
He's playing an active role in his mother's campaign.
- (scoffs)

1598
01:33:18,959 --> 01:33:21,165
{\an8}Well, don't public figures
have a right to privacy?

1599
01:33:21,166 --> 01:33:25,582
{\an8}They do, but these emails clearly show
a pattern of obfuscation

1600
01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:28,666
{\an8}around this relationship, and it's my job
to examine and contextualize them.

1601
01:33:28,667 --> 01:33:30,207
I'm curious, Miguel.

1602
01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,957
These emails were posted to Reddit

1603
01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:35,707
at 11:54 p.m. Eastern Standard Time
on Sunday night,

1604
01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:40,458
and your first article was posted
at 2:30 a.m. Monday morning.

1605
01:33:40,459 --> 01:33:42,582
- (sighs)
- How did you have time

1606
01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:46,083
to read nearly 72 emails,
write an article and publish it

1607
01:33:46,084 --> 01:33:48,416
all within two and a half hours?

1608
01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:50,749
I'm not sure what you're getting at.

1609
01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:53,666
Are you really that quick
or did you perhaps have advance knowledge

1610
01:33:53,667 --> 01:33:55,083
that this leak was going to happen?

1611
01:33:57,625 --> 01:33:59,041
(sighs)

1612
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:02,000
<i>- (reporters murmuring)
- (cameras clicking)</i>

1613
01:34:02,001 --> 01:34:04,207
ALEX:
<i>Good morning.</i>

1614
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:06,375
Henry and I have been together
since the beginning of this year.

1615
01:34:06,376 --> 01:34:10,790
As many of you have already read,

1616
01:34:10,791 --> 01:34:13,415
we've struggled every day
with what this means

1617
01:34:13,416 --> 01:34:16,040
for our families,
our countries and our futures.

1618
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:20,165
<i>And while neither of us is naive
about what it means to be public figures,</i>

1619
01:34:20,166 --> 01:34:25,500
<i>we never imagined our most private
and intimate thoughts, fears and truths</i>

1620
01:34:25,501 --> 01:34:27,500
<i>would become fodder
for public examination.</i>

1621
01:34:27,501 --> 01:34:28,957
(breathing sharply)

1622
01:34:28,958 --> 01:34:31,207
- (reporters clamoring)
- (cameras clicking)

1623
01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:35,500
<i>What was taken from us this week was
our right to determine for ourselves</i>

1624
01:34:35,501 --> 01:34:38,562
<i>how and when
we should share our relationship</i>

1625
01:34:38,563 --> 01:34:41,624
<i>and queer identities with the world.</i>

1626
01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:45,625
The truth is, every queer person has
the right to come out on their own terms

1627
01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:46,915
and on their own timeline.

1628
01:34:46,916 --> 01:34:50,291
<i>They also have the right to choose
not to come out at all.</i>

1629
01:34:50,292 --> 01:34:52,290
<i>The forced conformity of the closet</i>

1630
01:34:52,291 --> 01:34:56,750
<i>cannot be answered with forced conformity
in coming out of it.</i>

1631
01:34:56,751 --> 01:34:58,957
<i>This isn't about shame.</i>

1632
01:34:58,958 --> 01:35:01,290
<i>This is about privacy</i>

1633
01:35:01,291 --> 01:35:05,166
<i>and the fundamental right
of self-determination,</i>

1634
01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:06,790
which are exactly the principles

1635
01:35:06,791 --> 01:35:10,583
on which the struggle for queer liberation
has always been fought.

1636
01:35:10,584 --> 01:35:14,915
But there is another truth
that's much simpler:

1637
01:35:14,916 --> 01:35:18,791
<i>I fell in love with a person
who happens to be a man,</i>

1638
01:35:18,792 --> 01:35:20,957
<i>and that man happens to be a prince.</i>

1639
01:35:20,958 --> 01:35:24,750
<i>He has captured my heart
and made my life immeasurably better.</i>

1640
01:35:24,751 --> 01:35:26,874
{\an8}<i>I love His Royal Highness,</i>

1641
01:35:26,875 --> 01:35:32,208
<i>Prince Henry George Edward James
Hanover-Stuart Fox.</i>

1642
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:35,582
I hope one day we'll have the opportunity

1643
01:35:35,583 --> 01:35:40,500
to be public about our relationship
on our own terms.

1644
01:35:40,501 --> 01:35:42,041
(cameras clicking over TV)

1645
01:35:42,042 --> 01:35:43,750
Thank you.

1646
01:35:45,333 --> 01:35:46,916
(TV clicks off)

1647
01:35:46,917 --> 01:35:49,582
Great job.

1648
01:35:49,583 --> 01:35:51,541
I'm proud of you.

1649
01:35:53,208 --> 01:35:55,875
Is it still possible
I've cost my mom the election?

1650
01:35:55,876 --> 01:35:58,374
Yes. (clears throat)

1651
01:35:58,375 --> 01:36:02,500
But it's also possible
that you just won her the election.

1652
01:36:02,501 --> 01:36:04,541
We'll find out next week.

1653
01:36:07,916 --> 01:36:10,395
I hope Henry was watching.

1654
01:36:10,396 --> 01:36:12,875
I could feel him watching.

1655
01:36:15,250 --> 01:36:17,875
- He does this thing when he's worried.
- (sighs)

1656
01:36:19,208 --> 01:36:21,916
Furrows his eyebrows.

1657
01:36:21,917 --> 01:36:23,895
It's the cutest thing.

1658
01:36:23,896 --> 01:36:25,875
(sighs) God, I miss him.

1659
01:36:25,876 --> 01:36:27,750
Oh, my God.

1660
01:36:29,666 --> 01:36:32,791
- I just have to do everything around here.
- (drawer opens, closes)

1661
01:36:32,792 --> 01:36:35,374
- (sighs, sniffs)
- (phone beeps)

1662
01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:37,915
Shaan Shrivistava, this is Zahra Bankston.

1663
01:36:37,916 --> 01:36:40,625
Look, I know we said we'd only
use these phones in an emergency.

1664
01:36:40,626 --> 01:36:42,916
Well, (chuckles)
welcome to that emergency.

1665
01:36:42,917 --> 01:36:44,540
I've got the first son in my office,

1666
01:36:44,541 --> 01:36:46,291
mooing over the prince
like a cow in labor,

1667
01:36:46,292 --> 01:36:48,290
and I'm not gonna get any work done

1668
01:36:48,291 --> 01:36:52,208
until you put these two lovesick
homosexuals on the phone with one another.

1669
01:36:52,209 --> 01:36:56,208
I don't care what any of those
wrinkled white men at Buckingham Palace

1670
01:36:56,209 --> 01:36:57,457
have to say about it.

1671
01:36:57,458 --> 01:37:01,833
I want you to march your skinny,
perfect ass over to the prince,

1672
01:37:01,834 --> 01:37:05,083
hand him your phone,
or so help me God, you will never

1673
01:37:05,084 --> 01:37:06,250
(whispers):
see me naked again.

1674
01:37:06,251 --> 01:37:07,790
Wait, what?

1675
01:37:07,791 --> 01:37:09,791
I thought you might see it my way.
Yes, we'll hold.

1676
01:37:11,625 --> 01:37:14,333
You might be lousy at keeping secrets,
kiddo, but I'm not.

1677
01:37:14,334 --> 01:37:17,083
- Zahra, I could kiss you!
- Touch me and die.

1678
01:37:17,084 --> 01:37:19,166
(playing gentle melody)

1679
01:37:29,125 --> 01:37:30,499
(quietly):
Hello?

1680
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,083
ALEX (over phone):
Baby.

1681
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,082
Alex?

1682
01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,750
Oh, my God. A-Are you all right?

1683
01:37:38,751 --> 01:37:41,291
I'm hanging in there.

1684
01:37:41,292 --> 01:37:43,666
Are you okay?

1685
01:37:43,667 --> 01:37:45,374
No.

1686
01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:46,999
No, I'm not okay.

1687
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,583
You know what?
I'm coming to London tonight.

1688
01:37:49,584 --> 01:37:51,958
<i>Just hold on until I get there.</i>

1689
01:37:51,959 --> 01:37:54,208
<i>We'll figure this out.</i>

1690
01:37:54,209 --> 01:37:56,020
HENRY:
<i>Hurry.</i>

1691
01:37:56,021 --> 01:37:57,832
<i>Please.</i>

1692
01:37:57,833 --> 01:37:59,916
ALEX:
<i>I'll break the sound barrier for you.</i>

1693
01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:02,000
<i>(piano playing bright classical music)</i>

1694
01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:05,750
(music continues)

1695
01:38:07,541 --> 01:38:09,208
(chuckles softly)

1696
01:38:16,875 --> 01:38:18,083
(playing "Yankee Doodle")

1697
01:38:18,084 --> 01:38:20,833
(both laughing)

1698
01:38:32,458 --> 01:38:34,000
- Okay, move over.
- (chuckles)

1699
01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:38,166
(slowly playing
"My Country, 'Tis of Thee")

1700
01:38:38,167 --> 01:38:39,625
(Henry chuckles)

1701
01:38:45,416 --> 01:38:47,416
(playing chords)

1702
01:38:49,666 --> 01:38:50,957
(music ends)

1703
01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:53,958
Have you heard from your grandfather yet?

1704
01:38:53,959 --> 01:38:56,124
Not a word.

1705
01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:59,041
Part of me wonders
if their entire strategy

1706
01:38:59,042 --> 01:39:01,165
is to deny I ever existed.

1707
01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:03,415
Can't keep you locked away forever.

1708
01:39:03,416 --> 01:39:05,833
We really need to get you
a book on English history.

1709
01:39:05,834 --> 01:39:07,333
(Alex chuckles)

1710
01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:11,083
(Henry sighs)

1711
01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:16,540
I feel so lost right now.

1712
01:39:16,541 --> 01:39:20,833
They used to call me
the Prince of England's Hearts, and now...

1713
01:39:20,834 --> 01:39:22,541
it feels like everyone hates me.

1714
01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:24,353
Hey, they still love you.

1715
01:39:24,354 --> 01:39:26,166
They loved the idea of me.

1716
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:31,083
And now they are faced with the reality.

1717
01:39:41,083 --> 01:39:43,125
Your speech was beautiful.

1718
01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:47,125
It made me very proud
to be your boyfriend.

1719
01:39:47,126 --> 01:39:49,000
I'm always proud to be your boyfriend.

1720
01:39:49,001 --> 01:39:50,874
Oh, sorry, I'm white and upper-class,

1721
01:39:50,875 --> 01:39:53,750
- so my affection comes with strings.
- (laughs)

1722
01:39:53,751 --> 01:39:56,624
Oh, speaking of boyfriends on strings,

1723
01:39:56,625 --> 01:39:59,416
- you'll never guess who Shaan is dating.
- (Shaan clears throat)

1724
01:39:59,417 --> 01:40:01,125
- (knock on door)
- SHAAN: Excuse me, sir.

1725
01:40:01,126 --> 01:40:04,333
The king wishes to see you.

1726
01:40:04,334 --> 01:40:05,625
Both of you.

1727
01:40:12,666 --> 01:40:14,000
(Henry sighs)

1728
01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:25,500
You know, it's not too late to
get out of here and fly to the Maldives.

1729
01:40:25,501 --> 01:40:27,540
Tempting.

1730
01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:31,000
But I think it's time
I stood up for myself.

1731
01:40:31,001 --> 01:40:33,207
Might as well start at the top.

1732
01:40:33,208 --> 01:40:36,250
The less you say,
the better it'll be for you.

1733
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:40,124
I do not need your advice, Philip.

1734
01:40:40,125 --> 01:40:43,875
Yes, well, you continue to make a mockery
of yourself, and in return...

1735
01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:57,625
(exhales sharply)

1736
01:41:06,750 --> 01:41:08,291
(exhales heavily)

1737
01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:21,583
(sighs, smacks lips)

1738
01:41:36,708 --> 01:41:39,249
During the Second World War,

1739
01:41:39,250 --> 01:41:41,957
our intelligence services initiated

1740
01:41:41,958 --> 01:41:47,583
a clandestine disinformation campaign
against our enemies.

1741
01:41:47,584 --> 01:41:51,874
While we employed it
as a wartime necessity,

1742
01:41:51,875 --> 01:41:55,770
there are a number
of unscrupulous governments

1743
01:41:55,771 --> 01:41:59,666
who routinely concoct
wholesale fabrications

1744
01:41:59,667 --> 01:42:03,457
about prominent people

1745
01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:06,833
in order to further
their own national interests.

1746
01:42:06,834 --> 01:42:10,290
I wonder, Henry.

1747
01:42:10,291 --> 01:42:16,458
Do you suppose that might explain
these unseemly reports?

1748
01:42:17,833 --> 01:42:19,250
It's all true, Grandpa.

1749
01:42:21,208 --> 01:42:25,625
Nevertheless, I have directed
palace communications

1750
01:42:25,626 --> 01:42:30,125
to issue a firm denial
of these accusations.

1751
01:42:30,126 --> 01:42:32,833
They are not accusations.

1752
01:42:32,834 --> 01:42:34,207
They are the truth.

1753
01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:38,125
It's a truth from which
I am determined to protect you.

1754
01:42:38,126 --> 01:42:40,250
I don't want your protection.

1755
01:42:40,251 --> 01:42:41,540
I want your support.

1756
01:42:41,541 --> 01:42:46,749
It is not yours to decide
which of the two you will get.

1757
01:42:46,750 --> 01:42:51,437
I'm as much a part of this family as
anyone here, and I deserve to be happy.

1758
01:42:51,438 --> 01:42:56,125
Oh, Henry, no one is suggesting
that you don't deserve to be happy. I'm...

1759
01:42:56,126 --> 01:42:57,875
PHILIP:
But to throw away your future

1760
01:42:57,876 --> 01:43:00,333
because of one mad infatuation...

1761
01:43:00,334 --> 01:43:02,291
(James clears throat)

1762
01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:09,500
Have you read our emails, Philip?

1763
01:43:09,501 --> 01:43:11,374
God, no.

1764
01:43:11,375 --> 01:43:13,750
HENRY: Well, if you had, you would realize
that this is more than just

1765
01:43:13,751 --> 01:43:15,583
a mad infatuation.

1766
01:43:17,791 --> 01:43:21,500
Alex and I love each other.

1767
01:43:21,501 --> 01:43:23,041
Deeply.

1768
01:43:25,583 --> 01:43:28,916
And we are committed
to each other, deeply.

1769
01:43:28,917 --> 01:43:30,833
(sighs)

1770
01:43:31,916 --> 01:43:34,791
I have read your emails, Henry.

1771
01:43:36,750 --> 01:43:38,750
All of them.

1772
01:43:39,916 --> 01:43:44,000
They leave no doubt
that your love is genuine.

1773
01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:48,374
Occasionally vulgar but genuine.

1774
01:43:48,375 --> 01:43:51,124
However, your primary responsibility

1775
01:43:51,125 --> 01:43:54,458
is not to your heart but to your country.

1776
01:43:56,208 --> 01:44:02,166
And anything other than maintaining
the traditional royal image is...

1777
01:44:02,167 --> 01:44:04,165
out of the question.

1778
01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:05,499
Why is it out of the question?

1779
01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:09,624
Mr. Claremont-Diaz,
let me disabuse you of the idea

1780
01:44:09,625 --> 01:44:14,250
that your contribution to
this conversation is in any way welcome.

1781
01:44:14,251 --> 01:44:17,833
You are party to this problem,
not to its solution.

1782
01:44:21,333 --> 01:44:23,083
I'll ask it, then.

1783
01:44:27,250 --> 01:44:29,750
Why must we maintain
a traditional royal image?

1784
01:44:29,751 --> 01:44:31,416
Bec... because, bec...

1785
01:44:31,417 --> 01:44:32,749
(sighs)

1786
01:44:32,750 --> 01:44:36,791
Because the nation
simply will not accept a prince who is...

1787
01:44:38,333 --> 01:44:39,750
...homosexual.

1788
01:44:43,333 --> 01:44:45,874
Yes, Tommy, what is it?

1789
01:44:45,875 --> 01:44:48,791
(whispering): There's a rather large crowd
gathering outside.

1790
01:44:48,792 --> 01:44:50,749
JAMES:
Well, how many people?

1791
01:44:50,750 --> 01:44:52,832
TOMMY:
Hard to say, sir. Several thousand.

1792
01:44:52,833 --> 01:44:54,916
Right. (clears throat)
That's settled, then.

1793
01:44:54,917 --> 01:44:56,750
What is it that we've settled?

1794
01:44:57,916 --> 01:45:01,625
You're all to go home immediately,
uh, and await further instructions.

1795
01:45:01,626 --> 01:45:03,540
What's going on outside?

1796
01:45:03,541 --> 01:45:07,500
Henry, Bea, uh, there's a car waiting
to take you to KP.

1797
01:45:07,501 --> 01:45:09,375
Oh, my God, Henry, look at this.

1798
01:45:09,376 --> 01:45:11,624
Henry, Bea.

1799
01:45:11,625 --> 01:45:16,332
Kensington Palace immediately,
and take the American with you.

1800
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:20,916
Apparently, there are crowds forming
in Manchester, Sheffield, Birmingham,

1801
01:45:20,917 --> 01:45:25,625
Cardiff, Edinburgh and Liverpool.

1802
01:45:25,626 --> 01:45:27,958
(crowd cheering faintly)

1803
01:45:27,959 --> 01:45:30,041
♪ ♪

1804
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:38,208
I will no longer be
the prince of shame and of secrets.

1805
01:45:41,125 --> 01:45:45,541
Starting today,
the world will know me for who I am

1806
01:45:45,542 --> 01:45:47,791
and not who you want me to be.

1807
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:54,415
(stammers) You can't go out there.

1808
01:45:54,416 --> 01:45:56,125
Grandpa, tell them
that they can't go out there.

1809
01:45:56,126 --> 01:45:58,916
Henry, my boy.

1810
01:45:59,916 --> 01:46:02,749
Are you sure this is what you want?

1811
01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:07,041
There is no turning back
if you go out there now.

1812
01:46:07,042 --> 01:46:09,166
I certainly hope not.

1813
01:46:11,916 --> 01:46:13,124
I love you.

1814
01:46:13,125 --> 01:46:14,791
I love you more.

1815
01:46:16,458 --> 01:46:18,082
I think that's up for debate.

1816
01:46:18,083 --> 01:46:20,166
(crowd continues cheering faintly)

1817
01:46:25,500 --> 01:46:27,500
♪ ♪

1818
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,000
(crowd cheering loudly)

1819
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,374
(cheering fades)

1820
01:46:45,375 --> 01:46:47,416
MADDOW:
<i>Well, it has been a long election night.</i>

1821
01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:50,374
{\an8}The entire race now hangs on Texas.

1822
01:46:50,375 --> 01:46:53,332
{\an8}It's possible we are just minutes away

1823
01:46:53,333 --> 01:46:57,416
{\an8}from knowing who the next president
of the United States will be.

1824
01:46:57,417 --> 01:47:00,874
{\an8}With 265 electoral votes,

1825
01:47:00,875 --> 01:47:04,832
{\an8}Governor Richards has swept
Pennsylvania, Ohio, Minnesota...

1826
01:47:04,833 --> 01:47:06,958
{\an8}Let's find my dad.
- ...Wisconsin and his home state of Michigan.

1827
01:47:06,959 --> 01:47:08,749
{\an8}- Breathe, Alex.
- I'll breathe when we win.

1828
01:47:08,750 --> 01:47:10,791
{\an8}President Claremont is behind.
She's currently...

1829
01:47:10,792 --> 01:47:12,625
HENRY:
Crikey, that's a lot of red.

1830
01:47:12,626 --> 01:47:15,249
Yes, it is.

1831
01:47:15,250 --> 01:47:17,249
It's all gonna come down to Texas.

1832
01:47:17,250 --> 01:47:18,999
Remind me how this works again.

1833
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:20,749
We're the blue team, right?

1834
01:47:20,750 --> 01:47:23,249
What do they teach
at that fancy private school?

1835
01:47:23,250 --> 01:47:26,145
You just say the word, I'll get you enrolled at UT Austin.
- (chuckles)

1836
01:47:26,146 --> 01:47:29,040
But that means all eyes now turn
to Texas, the president's home state.

1837
01:47:29,041 --> 01:47:34,375
Texas of course has 40 electoral votes,
which means very bluntly and simply...

1838
01:47:34,376 --> 01:47:36,165
it's easy to do the math here...

1839
01:47:36,166 --> 01:47:38,833
whoever wins Texas
is gonna win the White House.

1840
01:47:38,834 --> 01:47:41,582
- Hey, Ma.
- Hey, hon.

1841
01:47:41,583 --> 01:47:43,540
I-I wanted to say something like, uh,

1842
01:47:43,541 --> 01:47:45,915
"This-this campaign was
never about just me.

1843
01:47:45,916 --> 01:47:49,207
It was about the country
we hope to leave to our children."

1844
01:47:49,208 --> 01:47:52,499
You may remember that it was her son,
Alex Claremont-Diaz,

1845
01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:57,582
who was the driving force
in turning her campaign's focus to Texas.

1846
01:47:57,583 --> 01:48:00,707
And some people said that was to the detriment...
- Can you take a walk with me?

1847
01:48:00,708 --> 01:48:03,833
...of the campaign's ability to carry
the so-called Rust Belt states tonight.

1848
01:48:03,834 --> 01:48:07,499
It was a bold gamble to focus on Texas.

1849
01:48:07,500 --> 01:48:10,458
- We're gonna see tonight if it paid off.
- HENRY: What's going on?

1850
01:48:10,459 --> 01:48:12,250
(Alex sighs)

1851
01:48:18,083 --> 01:48:20,875
I think my mom's working on
her concession speech.

1852
01:48:23,958 --> 01:48:27,625
You fought hard, and it isn't over yet.

1853
01:48:28,958 --> 01:48:31,083
You still haven't noticed my tie.

1854
01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:35,874
Yellow roses. (chuckles)

1855
01:48:35,875 --> 01:48:37,832
I read it was a thing in Texas.

1856
01:48:37,833 --> 01:48:41,436
I thought it might bring you some luck.

1857
01:48:41,437 --> 01:48:45,041
Oh, my God, I'm so grateful you're here.

1858
01:48:45,042 --> 01:48:47,125
♪ ♪

1859
01:48:52,208 --> 01:48:54,874
- (crowd cheering)
- MADDOW: NBC News now projects

1860
01:48:54,875 --> 01:48:59,625
that Ellen Claremont has carried Texas
and its 40 electoral votes.

1861
01:48:59,626 --> 01:49:02,749
And that means NBC News can now project

1862
01:49:02,750 --> 01:49:06,124
that President Ellen Claremont
has been reelected

1863
01:49:06,125 --> 01:49:09,000
- as president of the United States.
- (cheering continues)

1864
01:49:09,001 --> 01:49:10,165
And looking at this map,

1865
01:49:10,166 --> 01:49:13,124
it really isn't anything
that we have seen in a generation.

1866
01:49:13,125 --> 01:49:16,083
We've got the Republican candidate
sweeping Midwest states like

1867
01:49:16,084 --> 01:49:17,541
Ohio, Pennsylvania...

1868
01:49:17,542 --> 01:49:19,312
(Ellen sighs)

1869
01:49:19,313 --> 01:49:21,082
Thank you.

1870
01:49:21,083 --> 01:49:24,791
ELLEN: <i>There are people who will tell you
that elections don't matter.</i>

1871
01:49:24,792 --> 01:49:27,624
<i>But try telling that
to the auto worker in Michigan</i>

1872
01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:31,749
<i>who worries whether or not
their plant will be shut down.</i>

1873
01:49:31,750 --> 01:49:35,125
Tell that to the transgender
high school student in Mississippi,

1874
01:49:35,126 --> 01:49:38,249
voting for the very first time.

1875
01:49:38,250 --> 01:49:41,749
Elections do matter
because they give you a voice,

1876
01:49:41,750 --> 01:49:45,250
and your voice is blended tonight
with the voices

1877
01:49:45,251 --> 01:49:49,540
of millions of Americans just like you:

1878
01:49:49,541 --> 01:49:55,333
openhearted, fearless
and alive to a bolder,

1879
01:49:55,334 --> 01:49:57,791
<i>brighter, braver future.</i>

1880
01:49:57,792 --> 01:49:59,458
(lively chatter)

1881
01:49:59,459 --> 01:50:01,125
What do we do now?

1882
01:50:01,126 --> 01:50:02,583
(Alex sighs)

1883
01:50:03,916 --> 01:50:05,832
Do you still have my key on you?

1884
01:50:05,833 --> 01:50:07,833
- (dog barking in distance)
- (Alex and Henry laughing)

1885
01:50:07,834 --> 01:50:09,916
♪ ♪

1886
01:50:28,666 --> 01:50:30,666
♪ ♪

1887
01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:37,250
(locks clicking)

1888
01:50:41,958 --> 01:50:43,416
We won.

1889
01:50:44,916 --> 01:50:46,333
We won.

1890
01:50:47,375 --> 01:50:48,958
After you.

1891
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:53,187
HENRY: Wow, you really are
working-class, aren't you?

1892
01:50:53,188 --> 01:50:54,906
- (door closes)
- ALEX: <i>Oh, shut up, Your Majesty.</i>

1893
01:50:54,907 --> 01:50:56,625
<i>Do you want me to give you
a tour of the house?</i>

1894
01:50:56,626 --> 01:50:57,915
HENRY:
<i>Yes, lead the way, darling.</i>

1895
01:50:57,916 --> 01:51:00,666
ALEX: <i>All right, so I took
my first steps right over there.</i>

1896
01:51:00,667 --> 01:51:02,750
♪ ♪

1897
01:51:06,583 --> 01:51:09,583
{\an8}("Fruit (Red, White Royal Blue Version)"
by Oliver Sim playing)

1898
01:51:14,416 --> 01:51:16,999
{\an8}♪ Far too femme ♪

1899
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:19,124
{\an8}♪ Surrounded by rocks ♪

1900
01:51:19,125 --> 01:51:21,478
{\an8}♪ You're gonna look the gem ♪

1901
01:51:21,479 --> 01:51:23,833
{\an8}♪ You can dress it away ♪

1902
01:51:23,834 --> 01:51:26,457
{\an8}♪ Talk it away ♪

1903
01:51:26,458 --> 01:51:29,728
{\an8}♪ Dull down the flame ♪

1904
01:51:29,729 --> 01:51:33,000
{\an8}♪ But it's all pretend ♪

1905
01:51:37,958 --> 01:51:41,458
{\an8}♪ It's all pretend ♪

1906
01:51:46,333 --> 01:51:49,625
♪ What would my, what would my ♪

1907
01:51:49,626 --> 01:51:52,790
{\an8}♪ Father do? ♪

1908
01:51:52,791 --> 01:51:58,500
{\an8}♪ Do I take a bite,
take a bite of the fruit? ♪

1909
01:51:58,501 --> 01:52:02,374
{\an8}♪ I've heard other people say ♪

1910
01:52:02,375 --> 01:52:07,791
{\an8}♪ It can't be right
if it causes you shame ♪

1911
01:52:07,792 --> 01:52:11,749
♪ Have I made you proud? ♪

1912
01:52:11,750 --> 01:52:15,707
♪ Take a look at me now ♪

1913
01:52:15,708 --> 01:52:19,791
♪ If I've got my father's eyes ♪

1914
01:52:19,792 --> 01:52:23,875
♪ I've got my mother's smile ♪

1915
01:52:23,876 --> 01:52:26,790
♪ Wrong or right ♪

1916
01:52:26,791 --> 01:52:31,166
♪ You're standing right in front
of a green light ♪

1917
01:52:31,167 --> 01:52:33,708
♪ Just look at his face ♪

1918
01:52:33,709 --> 01:52:36,249
♪ What a beautiful face ♪

1919
01:52:36,250 --> 01:52:43,041
♪ How it makes you feel inside ♪

1920
01:52:49,625 --> 01:52:53,999
♪ What would my father do? ♪

1921
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:59,250
♪ Do I take a bite,
take a bite of the fruit? ♪

1922
01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:08,853
♪ Have I made you proud? ♪

1923
01:53:08,854 --> 01:53:12,749
♪ Take a look at me now ♪

1924
01:53:12,750 --> 01:53:16,562
♪ If I've got my father's eyes ♪

1925
01:53:16,563 --> 01:53:20,375
♪ I've got my mother's smile ♪

1926
01:53:22,375 --> 01:53:26,270
♪ Have I made you proud? ♪

1927
01:53:26,271 --> 01:53:30,165
♪ Take a look at me now ♪

1928
01:53:30,166 --> 01:53:33,895
♪ If I've got my father's eyes ♪

1929
01:53:33,896 --> 01:53:37,625
♪ I've got my mother's smile. ♪

1930
01:53:51,666 --> 01:53:53,665
(song ends)

1931
01:53:53,666 --> 01:53:56,750
("Color My Life"
by Chicano Batman playing)

1932
01:54:17,541 --> 01:54:19,790
♪ Are you a lucid dream? ♪

1933
01:54:19,791 --> 01:54:22,040
♪ That's what it seems ♪

1934
01:54:22,041 --> 01:54:25,625
♪ I'm not really sure if it's real ♪

1935
01:54:27,416 --> 01:54:29,791
♪ But I just got to say ♪

1936
01:54:29,792 --> 01:54:31,665
♪ I found my way ♪

1937
01:54:31,666 --> 01:54:37,125
♪ The forest got some magical feel, yeah ♪

1938
01:54:37,126 --> 01:54:41,957
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1939
01:54:41,958 --> 01:54:47,041
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1940
01:54:47,042 --> 01:54:49,833
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1941
01:54:49,834 --> 01:54:51,999
♪ When the city is gone ♪

1942
01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:54,750
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1943
01:54:54,751 --> 01:54:58,000
♪ With the feels I'm on ♪

1944
01:54:58,001 --> 01:55:00,083
♪ ♪

1945
01:55:16,666 --> 01:55:19,540
♪ Are you a lucid dream ♪

1946
01:55:19,541 --> 01:55:22,416
♪ Or just a beam of light ♪

1947
01:55:22,417 --> 01:55:24,958
♪ Shining on me? ♪

1948
01:55:26,541 --> 01:55:29,083
♪ Or better yet, the camera ♪

1949
01:55:29,084 --> 01:55:31,082
♪ You press record ♪

1950
01:55:31,083 --> 01:55:36,228
♪ Living in the playback we see ♪

1951
01:55:36,229 --> 01:55:41,374
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1952
01:55:41,375 --> 01:55:46,250
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1953
01:55:46,251 --> 01:55:49,000
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1954
01:55:49,001 --> 01:55:51,290
♪ When the city is gone ♪

1955
01:55:51,291 --> 01:55:54,041
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1956
01:55:54,042 --> 01:55:57,875
♪ With the feels I'm on ♪

1957
01:55:59,041 --> 01:56:03,666
♪ With the feels I'm on ♪

1958
01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:09,000
♪ With the feels I'm on ♪

1959
01:56:09,001 --> 01:56:13,791
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1960
01:56:15,875 --> 01:56:20,707
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1961
01:56:20,708 --> 01:56:25,708
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1962
01:56:25,709 --> 01:56:29,000
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1963
01:56:29,001 --> 01:56:30,832
♪ Color my life ♪

1964
01:56:30,833 --> 01:56:34,000
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1965
01:56:34,001 --> 01:56:35,665
♪ Fill in my thoughts ♪

1966
01:56:35,666 --> 01:56:39,583
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1967
01:56:39,584 --> 01:56:40,665
♪ My life ♪

1968
01:56:40,666 --> 01:56:44,000
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1969
01:56:44,001 --> 01:56:45,499
♪ Fill in my thoughts ♪

1970
01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:50,415
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1971
01:56:50,416 --> 01:56:53,958
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1972
01:56:55,333 --> 01:56:59,125
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1973
01:57:00,333 --> 01:57:04,375
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1974
01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:09,333
♪ You've got to color my life ♪

1975
01:57:10,166 --> 01:57:14,208
♪ You've got to fill in my thoughts ♪

1976
01:57:15,125 --> 01:57:19,041
♪ You've got to color my life. ♪

1977
01:57:19,042 --> 01:57:21,083
(song ends)

1978
01:57:21,084 --> 01:57:23,125
♪ ♪

1979
01:57:34,833 --> 01:57:37,082
(music ends)

1980
01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:39,249
(crowd exclaims)

1981
01:57:39,250 --> 01:57:41,416
(crowd murmuring)

1982
01:57:45,083 --> 01:57:47,208
(whispers):
Do you think anyone noticed?

1983
01:57:51,833 --> 01:57:52,833
(Henry sighs)