1 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,041 WATCHER: Time. 2 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,500 Space. 3 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:50,208 Reality. 4 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:54,916 It's more than a linear path. 5 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:04,291 It's a prism of endless possibility, 6 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:10,291 where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 7 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,833 creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 8 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:21,125 I am the Watcher. 9 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,625 I am your guide through these vast new realities. 10 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:31,708 Follow me and ponder the question... 11 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:36,708 "What if?" 12 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:51,208 The galaxy, to your eyes, a hundred billion points of light. 13 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 But where you see light, I see worlds and the countless stories that fill them. 14 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,333 But in a Multiverse of infinite possibility, 15 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:09,583 is your destiny determined by your nature or by the nature of your world? 16 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,041 (DEVICE CLICKING) 17 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Drop it! Drop it now! 18 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,000 Who are you? 19 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,291 Identify yourself. 20 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:36,250 STAR-LORD: Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. 21 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,833 But there is one name you may know me by. 22 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,125 Oh, my. Star-Lord! 23 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,666 I'm a huge fan of your work. What are you doing here? 24 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,833 That was not the reaction I was expecting. 25 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:52,916 (CREATURES GROWLING) 26 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,500 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop! Show some respect. 27 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:59,500 This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw. 28 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:02,041 Steals from the powerful and gives to the powerless. 29 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,583 Should we be bowing? I feel like we should be bowing. 30 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:06,666 I mean, unless we should be kneeling. 31 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,750 -Neither is necessary. -Please. 32 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:12,041 -You are a lord. -It is not an official title. 33 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,125 -Nor is it one I am comfortable with. -(LAUGHS) 34 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:17,875 Of course you would be humble. Classic Star-Lord. 35 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:20,458 I almost wish I didn't have to take that from you. 36 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:23,125 Surely something this powerful is better off in my hands. 37 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:27,083 It's just that my boss, Ronan, super, super intense. 38 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,166 But I could be convinced to make a career change. 39 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,125 Appreciate the interest, but we're all staffed up. 40 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:35,916 Oh, totally. Totally get it. But at least now I get to spar with you. 41 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,416 I guess if that's really what you want. 42 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,541 Oh, it shall be the honor of my life. 43 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,750 -Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun? -Go ahead. 44 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:45,916 -Really? -Please. 45 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,041 No, it's not a problem. 46 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,500 -I'll get rid of it. -It's okay. 47 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,166 -You sure? -Go ahead, use the gun. 48 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,916 That is so generous of you. 49 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,625 -Ready? -KORATH: Oh, yes. 50 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:54,791 Oh. (GROANING) 51 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,708 You do not disappoint, my lord. So nimble, so spry. 52 00:03:58,791 --> 00:03:59,875 I'm right here. Hit me. 53 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,750 -Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to... -That is what we're here for. 54 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,625 Do it again. But this time, faster. 55 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:06,958 -Harder. -Really? 56 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,541 I barely moved. Hit me. 57 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,333 (SCREAMS) 58 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,458 Classic Star-Lord. 59 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:19,000 Now I almost feel bad. 60 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,541 Well, I have hired worse. 61 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:42,166 SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager. We have you outnumbered. 62 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:46,625 It would appear, but a Ravager never flies solo. 63 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,291 (WIND BLOWING) 64 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:58,000 I said, "A Ravager never flies solo." 65 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,666 Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase? 66 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,125 -(MAN WHISTLES) -(GROANS) 67 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,041 -(MAN WHISTLING) -(ALL GROANING) 68 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,916 You had me worried for a second. 69 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,500 -Who's the Sleeping Beauty? -A new recruit. He was after this as well. 70 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,208 Mmm-hmm. 71 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:24,541 Thermal signature's off the charts. 72 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,958 You know, if we wanted to have some real fun, 73 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,166 we'd make like the old days 74 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,333 and sell this bad boy to the highest bidder. 75 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:31,791 (SOLDIER 2 GROANING, GRUNTS) 76 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,458 If we made like the old days, you'd only have half of your teeth. 77 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:38,000 Besides, wouldn't you rather use it to jump-start 78 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:41,666 the Krylorians' dying star, save their system from extinction? 79 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,625 You know as well as I, no treasure is worth as much 80 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:46,666 as the good that can be done with it. 81 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,583 YONDU: Ah. That's my boy. 82 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:01,583 WATCHER: Though our hero's destiny might lie in the stars above, 83 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:06,208 the beginning of his journey was much more down-to-earth. 84 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,625 T'CHALLA: I am tired of living in a bubble. 85 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:11,083 There's an entire world out there, Baba. 86 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:15,041 Yes, one of war, violence, hatred. 87 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,458 That world has nothing to offer Wakanda. 88 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:21,708 There must be more. But we must be brave enough to search for it. 89 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:23,750 T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son. 90 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,750 Though the blood of a king runs through your veins, 91 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:30,291 it is pumped by the heart of an explorer. 92 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:34,166 But as someone who has ventured out into the greater world, 93 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,791 let me assure you, 94 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:40,833 all you will find there is destruction and pain. 95 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:44,625 Those people do not understand our way of life. 96 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,125 WATCHER: What you call destiny is just an equation, 97 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,666 -a product of variables. -(GRUNTS) 98 00:06:55,583 --> 00:07:00,208 WATCHER: Right place, right time, or in some instances, 99 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:03,166 the wrong place at the wrong time. 100 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,416 As fate would have it, at that very moment, 101 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:10,416 a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego. 102 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:12,416 Cool. 103 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,416 WATCHER: But in this universe, 104 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:19,041 Yondu outsourced the assignment to his subordinates. 105 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,666 You morons grabbed the wrong kid. 106 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,750 Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain. 107 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:28,458 Two see holes, two hear holes, one eat hole. 108 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:29,708 Everything checks out. 109 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:32,541 Does this really look like Peter Quill to y'all? 110 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:35,208 Sure. I don't know. All humans look alike to me. 111 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:38,500 The cosmic readings where he was took nearly broke our dial. 112 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:42,541 If there was anything not from that planet on that planet, it's there. 113 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:46,083 Well, my home is built on an ancient Vibranium meteorite. 114 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,875 You sure don't seem too freaked out about all this, kid. 115 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:51,041 What you doing out there all by yourself anyway? 116 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,166 -Exploring the world. -Sounds fun. 117 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,041 But why stop at one world, huh? 118 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:58,916 When we can show you all of them? 119 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,125 (MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:24,541 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 121 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,708 -Ravagers! -ALL: Ravagers! 122 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,833 Star-Lord, if you had to pick a favorite... 123 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:34,500 Really, I could not say. 124 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:37,791 I know, I know, so many heists, so many planets saved. 125 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,208 Still, you must have one. 126 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:40,958 How could you choose just one? 127 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,750 Oh! What about the Central Bank heist of Tarnax IV? 128 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,875 Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right? 129 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,333 (ALL LAUGHING) 130 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:50,541 That job paid for Kraglin's teeth. 131 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:52,958 How about when you armed the Ankaran resistance? 132 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,416 Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one. 133 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,750 How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan, 134 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,458 from decimating half of the universe? Oh, no. 135 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,583 I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. 136 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,416 T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way 137 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,208 to reallocate the universe's resources. 138 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:12,291 Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument. 139 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,875 Aye, aye, Commander. 140 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:17,041 Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits. 141 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:18,416 (ALL GROANING) 142 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,250 -Here we go. -Please. 143 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,791 Pretty sure it's still just genocide, big guy. 144 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,458 And I'm pretty sure it's efficient. 145 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,041 (ALL LAUGHING) 146 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,583 Your money is no good here. 147 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:35,583 -Please. -No, seriously. We only take cash. 148 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:38,000 Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash. 149 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,375 Wait. You are the Star-Lord. 150 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,625 You saved my home world from a Kree invasion. 151 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,125 -All in a day's work. -No, it took several days. 152 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,666 Six, in fact. Let us take a picture to send to my wife and daughter. 153 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,875 I would prefer-- (GROANS) 154 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,250 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 155 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,666 Oh, we should take another one. You look terrible. I look great. 156 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,958 -I'm sure it's fine. -No, I insist. 157 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:59,375 -It is a truly awful picture of you. -WOMAN: I don't know. 158 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,958 He looks pretty good from where I'm standing. 159 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,291 Nebula. 160 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,458 Hey, Cha-Cha. 161 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,750 -(YELPS) -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 162 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,666 NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here. 163 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,541 The big guy know you have this? 164 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,875 You mean your father? 165 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,208 He's lucky I call him the big guy. 166 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:18,666 You know, he gardens now. 167 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,750 You should talk to him. He really has changed. 168 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,000 The past doesn't. 169 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,250 You still wear your past around your neck. 170 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,625 You ever think of going back? 171 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,250 Not much to go back to. 172 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:32,875 When I was young, Yondu attempted to return me to Wakanda... 173 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,958 but it had been destroyed. 174 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,666 I'm sorry. 175 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,875 Just another senseless war. 176 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:44,666 Baba warned that was all humans know. Turns out he was right. 177 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,750 You lost your home, and now you save everyone else's. 178 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,291 That's the name of this tune, huh? 179 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,083 (CHUCKLES) Something like that. 180 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,708 Well, then, do I have a job for you. 181 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,875 They're called the Embers of Genesis. 182 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,583 Nutrient-rich cosmic dust from an ancient supernova 183 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:05,333 with the power to terraform entire ecosystems. 184 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,708 With one ounce, you can heal a dying planet in minutes. 185 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:10,666 And with a payload the size we're talking... 186 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:13,791 We could feed billions of people on millions of worlds, 187 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,000 and eradicate hunger across the galaxy. 188 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:19,291 Don't tell Captain Genocide over here. You might spoil his fun. 189 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,041 (CHUCKLES) New guy's pretty funny. 190 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,583 -I thought you work alone, daughter. -Wait, wait, wait. 191 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,625 You mean she's your offspring? 192 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,666 -BOTH: Adopted. -T'CHALLA: It's a long story. 193 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,166 I've been trying to get them into counseling. 194 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:34,125 -So who's the mark? -Taneleer Tivan, also known as... 195 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,208 KRAGLIN: The Collector? 196 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:38,791 As in the most ruthless kingpin in the intergalactic underworld? 197 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,666 -Wait, I thought that was you. -THANOS: It was. 198 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,833 But when I went straight, 199 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,458 Tivan saw an opening and filled the power vacuum. 200 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:47,041 We can all agree the Collector is dangerous. 201 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,750 FYI, the Collector does not offer dental. 202 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:53,291 This is suicide, T'Challa. Not even I can get through his defenses. 203 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:57,750 You dig? This maniac won't do you the kindness of killing you. 204 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,000 He'll dissect you for a science project, 205 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,958 frame whatever's left and hang you up on the wall. 206 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:05,666 So should I mark you down as undecided? 207 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:09,583 So long as the Collector's involved, we are not. 208 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:22,291 You may be the soul of this ship, but I am still the captain. 209 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,666 We are Ravagers. We do not back down from a fight. 210 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,875 No, no. We steal from the rich and give to the poor, 211 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,750 just like that earthling folk hero of yours, right? 212 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,375 -Robin Leach. -Robin Hood. 213 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,583 Whatever. That's our racket. 214 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,750 We've been picking pockets for loose coins. 215 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:42,166 If we truly want to change the galaxy, accomplish all we set out to do, 216 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,833 then it's time we robbed the bank. 217 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:49,958 Oh, jeez. Never have been any good at saying no to you, kid. 218 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,875 The Collector's got a famous kink for exotic flora and fauna. 219 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,708 The Embers will be housed with the rest of his conquests, here. 220 00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:00,666 A museum that doubles as his base of operations. 221 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:04,666 A mining colony in a severed head of an ancient celestial being. 222 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,250 THANOS: He's got the Black Order doing security. 223 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:13,041 Take it from me, they're bad news. How do you plan on sneaking past them? 224 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,958 I don't. I'm gonna knock on their front door like a lady. 225 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,125 My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta. 226 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:22,708 I'm here to fetch you for my master. 227 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,416 NEBULA: Yondu and I will pose as sellers 228 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,041 looking to unload that orb you recovered on Morag. 229 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,208 But really, it'll be T'Challa inside. 230 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,916 Our head of security, Proxima Midnight. 231 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,291 Looks like they got an exhibit running the museum. 232 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,958 Hold it. Security scan. 233 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,666 And that is when you cause the distraction. 234 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,958 (EXCLAIMS) 235 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,333 (GROANS) 236 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,625 Stop. I thought we were faking it. 237 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:49,458 Yeah, well, try calling me Captain Genocide again, new guy. 238 00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:53,291 Captain Genocide...(SCREAMS) 239 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,833 T'CHALLA: The Ravagers will start a riot, drawing the attention of the Black Order. 240 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,250 We have a situation. 241 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,875 All units report to our position. 242 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:04,291 T'CHALLA: Now, Yondu and Nebula are free to distract the Collector, 243 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,416 so that I can search for the Embers. 244 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,666 Amazing. 245 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,541 I have no notes. A perfect plan. 246 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,208 What could possibly go wrong? 247 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:24,125 I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector. 248 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,166 Oh, my dearest Nebula. 249 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,333 Aren't you a sight for sore... 250 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,791 Eye. Forgive me, I couldn't help myself. (LAUGHS) 251 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,875 Hey, you, creep-show. If it's all the same to you, 252 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,583 I'd just as soon get on with it. 253 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,125 All business? 254 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:43,291 And to think I'm old enough to remember when the Ravagers used to be fun. 255 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:46,583 What can I say? We went straight and I got square. 256 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:49,666 Hey, if you boys are done gossiping, I brought what you asked. 257 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:57,416 (DOG WHIMPERS) 258 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,583 Ugh. 259 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,416 The collection is much bigger than I anticipated. 260 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333 All this suffering, and for what? 261 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,000 My guess, he's compensating for something big. 262 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,000 Or small, if you catch my drift. 263 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,958 You are quite articulate for a duck. 264 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,958 That, sir, is very close-minded. 265 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,250 You know, I, um... I'm looking for something. 266 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,875 The Embers of Genesis. Do you know where I can find them? 267 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,541 Cosmic flora, down the hall. 268 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,625 Take a Louie at the Frost Giants, a hard Ralph at the Kronans. 269 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,250 You'll see a sign for Elvish literature. Ignore that, total snooze. 270 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,416 -Screw it. -(QUACKS) 271 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,208 Give me the tour. 272 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,416 You know what they say, "When you're out of luck, 273 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,666 "always go duck." 274 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,500 -I'm pretty sure no one says that. -HOWARD: Oh, they say it. 275 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,875 -T'CHALLA: Really? -HOWARD: Totally. 276 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,000 (ALL GRUNTING AND SCREAMING) 277 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,750 (SCREAMING) 278 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,083 (ALL GROANING) 279 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,375 The Ravagers? 280 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,041 It's a diversion. Sound the alarms, lock down the building. 281 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,708 (ALARM BLARING) 282 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,208 (LAUGHS) The flashy flash. 283 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:12,000 You always know how to bring the fun. 284 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,958 Hold on, I need to hydrate. 285 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,083 -We have to go. -Where are you going? Come back. 286 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,583 Are you crazy? Happy hour just started. 287 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,958 It... It cannot be. 288 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:08,333 My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda, 289 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:12,083 was abducted from Earth by an alien spacecraft. 290 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,833 If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, 291 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:19,625 we ask that you respond to this homing beacon. 292 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,791 -And T'Challa... -Baba. 293 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,791 ...if you are out there, 294 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:30,583 you're one bright burning light in the night sky of billions, 295 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:35,666 and we will search every last one of them until we find you 296 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,458 on this plane or the next. 297 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,416 (DOOR OPENS) 298 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,750 Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand, 299 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,833 I had a debt with the Collector and you were the payment. 300 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,583 (GROANS) 301 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:03,958 Oh, T'Challa, now it's time for one of your great escapes. 302 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,500 You okay, kid? 303 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,000 You lied to me! 304 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,375 I was protecting you. 305 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,791 Are we talking about the mission? Or is this "family stuff"? 306 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,166 You told me my homeland had been destroyed. 307 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,416 My family killed. 308 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,750 How is that protecting me? 309 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,916 Whoa. Guess it's family stuff. 310 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,333 Sometimes you need to hear a lie to see the truth. 311 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,000 You're just like me, T'Challa. 312 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,625 I am nothing like you. 313 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,041 You're an explorer, Star-Lord. 314 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:38,375 And for people like you, like us, the past ain't nothing but a prison. 315 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,583 You don't belong down there with them. 316 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:45,250 You belong up here with us, with your family. 317 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,958 You are not my family. 318 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,125 You never were. 319 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,041 Damn, that hurts. 320 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,208 (DOOR BEEPS) 321 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:58,541 The Collector is ready for you. 322 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:13,875 I must apologize for all that awkwardness back there with Nebula. 323 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,833 I simply abhor drama. 324 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,916 (CHUCKLES) Your outfit would suggest otherwise. 325 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,541 What is it you want with me, Tivan? 326 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,291 There is a blank wall in the commissary 327 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,916 that I just haven't been able to find the right piece for. 328 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,041 I am just an ordinary human, hardly a work of art. 329 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:35,500 Ah. I must admit now that I see you in the flesh, you are. 330 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,208 (SIGHS) 331 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,583 Are you sure you can't fly or shoot lasers out of your eyes or something? 332 00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:43,250 Let's go a few rounds and you can find out. 333 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,458 Pass. I prefer you in the cage. 334 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,666 Where I come from, 335 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,500 history has never looked kindly on those who lock men in cages. 336 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,958 Maw, make a note. 337 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,125 It appears he does have a super power after all. 338 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,541 He can bore someone to death using only his sanctimony. 339 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,458 Let's not waste the wall space. 340 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,916 Dissect him and strip his remains for parts. 341 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,458 (DOOR BEEPS) 342 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,166 Daughter of mine. 343 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,750 How could you do this to us? 344 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,833 To my best friend, T'Challa. You are the worst. 345 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,041 (GASPS) 346 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,125 But then again, there are two sides to every story. 347 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,666 Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you. 348 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,458 Not like you to change your mind. 349 00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,375 Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan. 350 00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:34,708 I told T'Challa that the Collector was after him right from the jump. 351 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,791 -What is this job? -More of a ruse. 352 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,958 You see, I have this debt with the Collector 353 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,416 and, well, he's come to collect. 354 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,625 -And what does he want? -In a word, you, Cha-Cha. 355 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:47,166 I had no idea about that Wakandan ship. 356 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:51,041 All I knew was that we had an opening to settle my debt with the Collector, 357 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,375 and steal the Embers right out from under him. 358 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:56,500 (GASPS) So, all of this has been a triple-cross? 359 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,583 What? Classic Star-Lord. 360 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,125 Hey, it was T'Challa's idea to keep you in the dark. 361 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,125 'Cause he knew I would never let him walk into a trap. 362 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,375 Look where we ended up. 363 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,458 All a distraction, 364 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:11,041 providing me the necessary cover to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis. 365 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,500 Hot damn. You guys are good. 366 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,291 -What about T'Challa? -NEBULA: Not to worry. 367 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,916 He's keeping his escape plan close to his chest. 368 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,625 THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina. 369 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,625 Even by a slave standard, you are foolish. 370 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:26,958 (GRUNTING) 371 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,125 (GROANS) 372 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,291 I liked that thing you said about not locking people in cages. 373 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,708 Thank you. I am forever in your debt. 374 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,958 (ALARM BLARING) 375 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,291 PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: The prisoners have escaped. All units to sector seven. 376 00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,250 (GROANS) 377 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,958 What kind of being leaves a party without saying goodbye? 378 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,333 Something tells me this happens to you a lot. 379 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,916 (GRUNTING) 380 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,750 (GROANS) 381 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,333 (THE COLLECTOR LAUGHS) 382 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,625 Packs quite a wallop, does it not? 383 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,708 I hacked it off the carcass of a terribly chatty Kronan. 384 00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:21,791 Of course, if that's not your style, 385 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,833 there's plenty more we can play with. Observe. 386 00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:32,750 A dagger forged in dark matter taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves. 387 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:37,291 Or perhaps you prefer something a touch more elegant? 388 00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:44,250 Oh. That woman had taste! 389 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:48,625 A necrosword, courtesy of the Asgardian Goddess of Death. 390 00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:49,708 (T'CHALLA GRUNTING) 391 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,791 -Whoa. -(LAUGHS) 392 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,916 (GRUNTING) 393 00:22:58,666 --> 00:22:59,750 (GROANS) 394 00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,208 (ALARM BLARING) 395 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:05,708 -NEBULA: Run! -We were running. 396 00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,958 Okay, we'll run faster. 397 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,125 (ROARING) 398 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,708 (PROXIMA MIDNIGHT GRUNTS) 399 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,625 (GROANS) 400 00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:20,500 -Get to the ship. -Are you crazy? 401 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:23,208 -You'll never take them yourself. -Not crazy... 402 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,833 Mad. 403 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,708 (GRUNTS) 404 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,625 (BLACK DWARF GROWLS) 405 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,333 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 406 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,916 (BOTH GRUNTING) 407 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:56,833 (SCREAMS) 408 00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:00,833 A pity. 409 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:04,750 You abandoned your home and family, 410 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:08,041 and now, your new family has abandoned you. Karma. 411 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:11,875 Maybe you haven't heard, a Ravager never flies solo. 412 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:13,500 (YONDU WHISTLES) 413 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,791 (WHISTLES) 414 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,083 Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party. 415 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:23,250 Ain't no way in hell I was going to leave here without my kid. 416 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,833 (WHISTLES) 417 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,416 (WHISTLES) 418 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,083 (GROANING) 419 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,250 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 420 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,041 (GROANS) 421 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,375 (THANOS GROANING) 422 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,208 (GROANS) 423 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,541 (ROARS) 424 00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,375 Eat this. 425 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,208 (ROARS) 426 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:07,291 (SCREAMS) 427 00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:12,458 (SCREAMS) 428 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:22,208 -(THANOS GRUNTS) -(NEBULA SCREAMS) 429 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:24,250 (BOTH SCREAMING) 430 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,291 Let's go. Punch it! 431 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:32,125 -What about Yondu and T'Challa? -I'm sure they're doing fine. 432 00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:36,750 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 433 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,125 (YONDU YELLS) 434 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,625 (GRUNTS) 435 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,958 -Okay, any ideas? -Sticky fingers. 436 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,083 Could work. 437 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,083 -Who's the glue? -You are. 438 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,750 -Because you lied to me. -Fair point. 439 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,583 (GRUNTS) 440 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,958 (GROANING) 441 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,375 YONDU: Is that all you got? 442 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,000 (GRUNTS) 443 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,750 You think this can contain me? 444 00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:23,833 Cute. No matter where you go or how far you hide, 445 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:28,083 there is not a corner in this galaxy beyond my grasp. 446 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,791 Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story. 447 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,958 I trust you'll know what to do with this. 448 00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:37,625 Oh, I have some ideas. 449 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,083 Carina, can I have my bracelet now? 450 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,708 No touching, Carina. No! 451 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:47,541 No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop! 452 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:51,208 Stop and think. I took care of all of you. I put a roof over your heads. 453 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,250 Oh. Karma. 454 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500 (ALL GROWLING) 455 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,416 YONDU: We're never getting out on foot. 456 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,375 Then we'll take to the skies. 457 00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:15,208 All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle. 458 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,916 Then I will see you at the rendezvous point. 459 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,500 Copy that, Cha-Cha. 460 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,125 Looks like we've got a stowaway. 461 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,916 You always did have a soft spot for runaways. 462 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:32,083 -Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say-- -There's no need. 463 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:35,333 I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. 464 00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:38,541 All you did was show me the universe. 465 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:43,166 Oh, yeah. She really is a beaut, isn't she? 466 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,125 T'CHALLA: I've always felt at home up here. 467 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:50,125 But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong. 468 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:53,458 Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. 469 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,875 And if I've learned anything from watching you, 470 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:59,583 on any planet, among any people, 471 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:03,708 there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. 472 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:08,375 Where you want to be, that's the question, isn't it? 473 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:13,916 You're just gonna have to follow your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord. 474 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:39,333 -Baba. -(VOICE SHAKING) My son, my son. 475 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:43,291 I knew you would find your way home to us. 476 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,041 I'm sorry it took me so long. 477 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,208 Let me introduce you to the family I made along the way. 478 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,333 Uh, you must be T'Challa's father. 479 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:54,666 Uh, pleased to meet you, sir. Your son is a galactic hero. 480 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,875 My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide. 481 00:28:57,958 --> 00:29:00,666 -No, no, no. Because it's random. -Uh-huh. 482 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,208 And I might add, efficient. 483 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:04,541 (GROANS) Dad! 484 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,208 I mean, if you really wanted to put a label on it, 485 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,750 T'Challa and I are best friends. 486 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,375 Oh, yeah, jump points are the best. 487 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,875 They make your face all scrambly, but they're a lot of fun. 488 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:18,833 I am still wondering how exactly my son came to be in your spaceship. 489 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:22,875 Funny story, Your Highness. You see, I took this job-- 490 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,916 I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me. 491 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:30,333 WATCHER: And from one family reunion to another... 492 00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:32,916 ('80s POP SONG PLAYING) 493 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,500 I saw your eyes 494 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,791 And you made me smile 495 00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,458 Uh, sorry. We're closed. 496 00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:48,250 What, Peter? Can't spare a little time for dear old Dad? 497 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,583 WATCHER: Too bad this might spell the end of the world. 498 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,166 But that's a story for another day. 499 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,208 I was falling in love