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FORKY: <i>What's going on? Where am I?</i>
<i>Why is it like that?</i>

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<i>How high is that? Who's that?</i>
<i>Why do you think?</i>

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<i>What's happening to you?</i>
<i>Could that be better?</i>

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<i>Why are you talking to me?</i>
<i>Who are you?</i>

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(ANNOUNCER READING)

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I don't know!

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Hey, hey! Forky here. Another question.

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What is a pet?

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(GASPS) Are you a pet? Are you a pet?
I bet you are.

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Uh... No. I am twice-decorated
officer of the law, Rib Tickles.

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My partner, Giggle McDimples, and I

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run the Pet Patrol division
of Minneapolis station.

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Aw! You are so cute!

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Come on. Come on. Jump into my arms.

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Oh, my gosh! Did you talk?

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Son, I'd work on those reaction times
if I were you.

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But you are a pet though, right?

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I am a toy. Real animals are pets.

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Oh!

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So, uh, real dogs... Real...
(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Oh, I get it. I get it.

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Oh! (INHALES)

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Well, can you tell me anything about pets?

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I would rather not.

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Oh, that's interesting.

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Come on. Dish. Tell me, tell me, tell me.

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(GROANS)

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You know Dragon,
the cat in the antique store?

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-Uh-huh.
-(SIGHS)

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RIB TICKLES: He, uh...

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Swallowed me.

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Ugh! Yuck!

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I was one week away from retirement.

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My partner, Giggle McDimples,
thought I was gone forever.

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But I returned.

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What is it like to get swallowed?

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Horrible!

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(DRAGON MEOWS)

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RIB TICKLES:
<i>First, I got ground against sharp teeth</i>

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<i>while being cradled in</i>
<i>a slimy yet sandpaper-like tongue.</i>

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No. I'm putting the brakes on.
Stop right there.

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I can't hear this. But keep going!

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Then, I was slowly digested
through the gastrointestinal tract.

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<i>Nothing but gurgling and horrible</i>
<i>half-eaten chunks all around me.</i>

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<i>Salmon, bird-like parts and spoiled milk.</i>

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Nope! Nope. Gross.

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-Okay. I hit my limit.
-Okay.

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If you stop, I will kill you!

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RIB TICKLES: <i>After eight days,</i>
<i>I got stuck in the beast's colon.</i>

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<i>I thought all was lost.</i>

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FORKY: (GASPS) <i>You did?</i>

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RIB TICKLES: <i>And then,</i>
<i>I saw a great light.</i>

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<i>The outside world.</i>

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FORKY: <i>Go for the light!</i>
<i>Were you relieved?</i>

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RIB TICKLES: <i>In a manner of speaking.</i>

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(CLEARS THROAT) Actually, at the end,
I fell gracefully into a mound of sand.

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Rather pleasant, I must say.

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Oh, like a sandbox. So fun!

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Mmm. Yeah. Fun.

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All right. Wow, that was a lot.

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But now I know about pets.

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Thank you, Officer Rib Tickles.

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Thank you, Forky.

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Now I know about misinformed,
yet delightful living utensils.

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-(DRAGON MEOWING)
-(FORKY GASPS)

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You wanna do it again?

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-Oh. Why not?
-(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

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RIB TICKLES: I'm gonna regret this.

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(DRAGON MEOWS ANGRILY)

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-I was right. I regret this.
-(DRAGON MEOWS)