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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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We saw the lamp in the antique store,
and that led me here to you.

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Wow! That's quite an adventure.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, let me get this straight.

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A giant claw comes down and saves you,

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Andy gives you to Bonnie,
and then a fork leads you to Bo?

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Yeah, more or less.

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY AND LAUGHS)
That's nothing!

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-BO: Whoa.
-WOODY: Whoa!

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Hey, Bo, why don’t you tell him
your story?

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-Oh, boy.
-Oh, yeah!

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Bo, what happened in all that time?
Do you ever miss the lamp?

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Ah, the lamp. Girls, do we miss the lamp?

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-(BLEATING)
-(LAUGHTER)

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That bad, huh?

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So, after we left Molly,
we went to the new family.

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They had a little girl.

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<i>And she loved us.</i>

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MAN 1: Okay. Here it is.

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-WOMAN 1: Aw. Look at the pretty lamp.
-(BABY COOING)

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-MAN 1: And... Ta-da!
-WOMAN 1: Aw.

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BO:<i> We had some nice moments.</i>

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<i>In a lamp kind of way.</i>

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(GIGGLES)

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BO:<i> Fairytales, slumber parties,</i>
<i>hide and seek...</i>

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Oh, ba-ba.

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BO:<i> Playtimes were great.</i>

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<i>When they actually happened.</i>

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-WOMAN 1: No!
-(GASPS)

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WOMAN 1: Put that down. This is not a toy.

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-No, no, no.
-GIRL 1: No, no, no.

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BO: <i>But overall, life on a baby lamp</i>
<i>isn’t that exciting.</i>

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(CRYING)

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BO: Shh.

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MAN 1: Honey, she’s gotta cry it out.

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WOMAN 1: Ugh.

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-(CRYING CONTINUES)
-BO: <i>Or, maybe, too exciting.</i>

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GIRL 1: Mine!

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BO:<i> See, the thing with babies is...</i>

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WOMAN 1: Whoa!

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BO:<i> They can love you...</i>

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WOMAN 1: No touch.

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-(GURGLING)
-BO: <i>...a little too much.</i>

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(WOMAN 1 SIGHS)

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MAN 1: (CHUCKLES) That oughta do it.
There we go.

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BO:<i> We got put up.</i>

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(GIRLS CRYING)

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WOMAN 1: Shh!

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MAN 1: They gotta cry it out.

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(CRYING CONTINUES)

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BO:<i> We still tried to get playtime.</i>

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-(GIRLS GIGGLING)
-BO:<i> A little risky, but still worth it.</i>

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-(CLATTERING)
-GIRLS: Oops.

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-GIRL 1: I think it’s too small.
-GIRL 2: It's fine.

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BO:<i> Though the absolute biggest challenge </i>
<i>was the hazardous working conditions.</i>

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-(SMOKE ALARM BEEPING)
-(GIRLS GASP)

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-(SCREAMING)
-Fire! Fire! Fire!

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(SIGHS)

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(BLEATING)

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BO:<i> But kids grow up fast.</i>

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Ugh. This is your baby lamp.

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-I don’t want it.
-Stop!

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-You stop!
-You stop!

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-Mom!
-Mommy!

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-MAN 1: Ai, ai, ai, girls, I told you...
-WOMAN 1: They gotta cry it out.

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-(MAN 1 SIGHS)
-(DOOR CLOSES)

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GIRLS: Give it away.

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I'm too big for that.

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(BABY SPEAKING)

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BO:<i> Pretty soon,</i>
<i>you’re in the donation box.</i>

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<i>Which took us</i>
<i>on quite the unexpected journey.</i>

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WOMAN 2: Hmm.

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MAN 2: What? It’s a baby lamp?

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-(LAUGHTER)
-WOMAN 3: What’s he gonna do with that?

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(RETCHES)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(MAN 3 GASPS)

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(GROANS)

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-(MEOWS)
-(BO SCREAMS)

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-(BLEATING)
-(CAT WHINES)

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(GROANS)

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(SIGHS)

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(BLEATING)

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BO: <i>As you know,</i>
<i>appliances have a shelf-life...</i>

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-(BLEATING)
<i>-...and we were definitely not on a shelf.</i>

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<i>And then,</i>

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<i>just like that, </i>

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<i>we were settled. </i>

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<i>Safe and sound.</i>

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<i>Life was so simple. </i>

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<i>No breaks, or rips, or slobber, no trash.</i>

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<i>And I thought, "Hey, we’re good."</i>

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<i>We’re good.</i>

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-(CAT PURRING SOFTLY)
-(BO SIGHS)

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<i>Even if a little stuck.</i>

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(CAT WHINES)

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BO:<i> Till one day...</i>

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(DOOR OPENS)

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BOY 1: Whoa! Cool! Look at all this stuff!

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WOMAN 4: Okay. Look with your eyes,
and not your hands.

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BOY 1: Look at this!
GIRL 2: I wanna see!

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BOY 1: How does this work?

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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BOY 1 AND GIRL 2: Sorry.

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WOMAN 4: Okay.
How about we go to the playground?

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-BOY 1: Yes! Playground!
-GIRL 2: Yeah!

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BOY 1 AND GIRL 2: Playground! Playground!

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WOMAN 4: Playground. Out the door.
Let's go. Let's go. Here we go.

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BO: <i>I realized... The playground.</i>

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<i>Kids, everywhere, all the time,</i>
<i>unlimited playtime.</i>

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<i>We didn’t need the lamp.</i>

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<i>We could be with kids again and be toys.</i>

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<i>We just had to get off the lamp</i>
<i>and out of the antique store.</i>

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<i>We said goodbye to lamp life</i>
<i>and initiated the escape plan.</i>

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(GIGGLE MCDIMPLES GROANS)

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-(BO CHUCKLING)
-(BLEATING)

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High-five! Or one.

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BO:<i> We took what we needed</i>
<i>and left the rest behind.</i>

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(BLEATING)

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(BO GROANS)

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Eat glass, dummy!

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BO: <i>Then we took down the security system.</i>

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WOODY: <i>Wait, wait.</i>

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There is no security system
in the antique store.

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-Well, not anymore.
-(BLEATING)

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(BLEATING)

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-(SMOKE ALARM BEEPING)
-(SIREN WAILING)

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(BLEATING)

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(LAUGHS)

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<i>We're off to be lost toys!</i>

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(BO AND GIGGLE WHOOPING)

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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BO: <i>A whole new adventure!</i>

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<i>Playtime, all the time!</i>

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BOY 2: Whee! Let's fly!

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(GIGGLE MCDIMPLES EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)

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-I love it! So good! Never gets old.
-(WOODY AND BO LAUGH)

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Whoa, Bo. That's incredible.
That all happened?

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Yeah.

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Well, more or less.

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-(LAUGHTER)
-(BLEATING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GROANS)

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GIGGLE: Oh, yeah!

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-WOODY: Whoa!
-(BO LAUGHS)