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♪

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‐ ♪ Damn this is torture ♪

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♪ Don't stop here,
this is your sign ♪

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[breathing heavily]

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‐ Oh, ho, ho!

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‐ Sarah! You're here early.

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‐ You know I have cameras
all over this place.

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Just kidding. Or am I?

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‐ Okay. Um...

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‐ ♪ You feel so nice ♪

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♪ Ain't no left turns everything's right ♪

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[knocking on door]

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‐ Hey, guys.

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Uh, Benji, your mom
made a lemon icebox pie.

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‐ Be right down.

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[keyboard keys clicking]

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‐ Aw, you're using Nana's throw.

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Benji's grandmother made that for him
right before she died.

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‐ Really? It's, uh...

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It's soft.

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♪

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‐ ♪ You feel so nice ♪

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♪ Ain't no left turns,
everything's right ♪

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♪ Boy, FYI ♪

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BENJI:
Victor, how are your hands on my face

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and my butt at the same time?
‐ What?

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[all chattering, exclaiming]

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[crashing]

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‐ Sorry. Benji, I, uh, I didn't,
I didn't realize that was you.

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But you know, to be fair,
you and Lake have identical butts.

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‐ Oh.

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A huge compliment.
‐ Thanks.

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‐ Benji and I have been having
a hard time finding privacy.

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‐ Same! Lake and I are constantly
getting interrupted.

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If that rabbi tells us that the
synagogue lawn is "private property"

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one more time...

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‐ Well, my family has a cabin
at Lake Lanier.

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Why don't we all go up
this weekend?

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We could swim, or hike,

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or, uh... whatever.

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‐ Sounds amazing.
Yeah, I just gotta check my cal.

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‐ Oh. Well, I synced our cals,

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and we are wide open.

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[bell rings]

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‐ Well, come on, butt twin.

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We gotta go tank a chem test.

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[chuckles]
Bye!

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[door opens]

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[both sigh]
‐ I got a question.

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You and Benji...

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How do I ask this like a gentleman?

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‐ We haven't had sex yet.

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We've done everything else, though.

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A lot of really,
really good "everything else."

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‐ Same! I...

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Lake has been wanting
to take things slow.

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Which I totally respect.

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I mean, she talks a big game,
but deep down,

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she is pruder than my
Aunt Barbara.

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‐ Yeah. You know, it's just‐‐

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I just kind of want our first time
to be special, you know?

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And it's so hard to find privacy.

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But nothing sounds more private
than a secluded lake house.

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‐ I can't believe we're gonna be
losing our virginities together.

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You know, we're gonna be bone brothers.

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‐ Yeah, okay. Don't, don't call us that.

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[door opens]
‐ Deflowered dudes?

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‐ ♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪

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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪

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♪

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‐ Hello! Hello. Hi. Hi.

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What's with the dumb smile?

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Is that a weed scone?
'Cause it's eight in the morning.

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‐ Tyler made it.

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He took me to watch the sun rise
over Piedmont Park this morning.

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‐ Okay. Damn.

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College guy is romantic as balls.

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‐ I could listen to him talk
about his art projects forever.

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‐ The boy does seem to talk
a lot about his art.

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Oh, my God, wait.

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You should totally bring him
to Benji's cabin this weekend!

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I mean, everyone's going.

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‐ You think?

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I mean, we've only been out
a couple times.

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‐ I mean, Andrew is bringing Lucy.
Would that be weird?

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‐ I don't know.

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I mean, he's with Lucy now,
and I'm excited about Tyler.

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‐ Well, great. I will tell Benji.

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‐ Wait, are you and Felix
gonna do it this weekend?

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[bell rings]
‐ Um...

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Maybe. Yeah, I mean,
I haven't really thought about it.

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‐ You have a whole "losing your virginity"
Pinterest board.

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LAKE: I mean, yeah,
I have thought about it.

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But yeah, I don't know
if it's really the right vibe.

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You know, a bunch of sweaty,
horned‐up teenagers

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drinking room temp beer in the woods?

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No.
‐ Cabins are so romantic.

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I mean, there's lying under the stars

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with your favorite person,

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and thinking about how small
you actually are, and...

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‐ Okay, I'm trying this.

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Thank you very much. Bye!

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[bell rings]

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[birds chirping]

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‐ Good morning.
‐ Good morning.

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‐ Hey, uh, can I talk to you
about something really quick?

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[door closes]

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‐ You guys ready to spend
the weekend at my place?

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I got the Scrabble board all set up!

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‐ How many points for "kill me now?"

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‐ Um, actually, I‐I was just
about to tell Mom,

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uh, Benji invited us all
to his cabin for the night,

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and I really want to go.

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‐ Uh, okay. Uh, we'll hang out
next weekend. [chuckles]

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‐ Armando.

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Don't you think we should
talk about this in private?

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‐ Yes! Discuss it privately.

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Maybe in the bedroom,
over a nice glass of vino?

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‐ He watched The Parent Trap,

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so now he thinks he can trick us
into getting back together.

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There will be no vino.
It is 10:00 a. m.,

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and it's not a major holiday.
Go, and get ready for Papi's.

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‐ Mom, there's nothing to discuss.

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I understand you don't like the idea
of me going away with Benji.

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But that's not a good reason
for you to ruin this for me.

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‐ Damn. Gay Victor has way
bigger balls than straight Victor.

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‐ Your father said yes.

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So go.

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‐ Thanks.

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And thank you, Papi.

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‐ Sure.

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♪ "Parents House"
by Kid Bloom playing ♪

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‐ Wow. This place is insane.

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Benji, are you low‐key rich?

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‐ I make twelve dollars an hour
at Brasstown coffee.

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But my grandpa invented this
non‐damaging straightening iron‐‐

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so‐‐
‐ Oh, my God. Can you thank him for me?

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VICTOR:
This place is amazing.

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‐ I know. Can you imagine
the bird‐watching here?

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I don't know what I'm more excited about‐‐
the birds or the sex.

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‐ ♪ Baby, every night ♪

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‐ Pretty great, right?

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My family's had it forever.

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I'm really excited we're here.

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‐ Me, too.

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[Victor chuckles]

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[exhales]

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[shower water running]

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[sighs]
Okay...

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Hey, Simon.

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You said I could talk to you
about anything.

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So, I think that I'm gonna
have sex with Benji

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for the first time tonight,

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and I was wondering
if you're around to chat.

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[phone bloops]

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Uh, hey, babe?

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Do you guys have WiFi here?

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‐ No service. No WiFi.

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And it takes a second, but...

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it actually feels really great
to just... disconnect.

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‐ [sighs]
Feels great already.

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♪ "Feverish"
by MPAX x Carolena playing ♪

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TYLER:
One time I went into the studio

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to work for twenty minutes before lunch,

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and next thing I know,
the sun is coming up.

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‐ I'm like that, too.

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Like, when I'm in the zone,
the hours just, like, fly by.

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‐ Um‐hmm.
‐ I started getting into
painting recently.

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I'm currently in a water color phase.

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‐ Oh. Cute.

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I'm working on this new photo series

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where I'm taking pictures of my hand.

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‐ Right, you mentioned that this morning.

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‐ It's gonna be close ups of my hands,

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holding all these different objects

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from throughout my life.
[car clunking]

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You know, rattles, bottles...
‐ Is your car usually this loud?

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‐ No. But I don't really take her
on road trips much.

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[clunking, rattling]
‐ Tyler, I think you should stop.

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‐ Okay, yeah, it's, um... yeah.
‐ Yeah.

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[Mia sighs]

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‐ It's okay. I have a spare.

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‐ Great.

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‐ I hate to ask, but do you think
you could change it?

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I just don't want to mess with my hands

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right in the middle of my photo series.

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I'll be your tire wingman
every step of the way.

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‐ [chuckles] Uh, sure.

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TYLER:
Thanks.

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[knocking on door]

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‐ Isa?

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[door closes]
‐ Oh, look who it is! The good cop.

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‐ [sighs]
Adrian forgot his turtle.

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He really loves that thing.
‐ Yeah.

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I heard him talking to her the other day

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about how they were gonna
get married one day. [laughs]

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She's not there.

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[gasps]
‐ What?

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‐ I must have forgotten to close it
when I fed her this morning.
[exhales sharply]

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I can't believe I lost his future bride!

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‐ I mean, I don't think
we should normalize that.

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Well, she's gotta be around.

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Her species isn't known for speed, right?

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Here, Heather!

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BENJI:
Wow, Victor.

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You know, I promise you, today's TikToks
will still be there tomorrow.

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‐ [chuckles] Sorry.

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[door opens]
ANDREW: Yo!

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[laughs]
‐ Hello, hello.

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ALL: Hey.
LUCY: Hey, what's up?

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‐ Benji, this place is legit!

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We are definitely doing it on
a bearskin rug this weekend.

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LUCY:
Oh, my God. Gross, Andrew.

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‐ Bedrooms are down the hall.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ Okay.

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‐ You know, there's a sexy rug
in our room, too.

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[chuckles]

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‐ Yeah, but we'll barely
even be in there, right?

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We'll just be hanging out
with everyone else all night.

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‐ Oh.

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Okay.

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‐ I'm gonna go freshen up.

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‐ Hey.

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Are you okay?

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‐ Yeah. Yeah, sorry.

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Uh, I just told my parents
I'd let them know when we got here,

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and I don't want them
to freak out on me.

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‐ Oh, well, the general store has service.

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It's ten minutes into town.
I'll walk with you.

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‐ Oh, no, no, no.

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I can go with. Uh, Lake actually needs
some bug spray.

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You know those mosquitoes

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can't resist, uh, her delicate veins.

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‐ Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah.
We'll be right back.

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Just stay here and host.

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Let's go.
‐ Yeah.

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Confession: I don't need bug spray.

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I just need to talk.
One virgin to another.

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‐ Yeah, what's up?

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‐ [sighs] This whole trip
was supposed to be about

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me spending some alone time with Lake.

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Now she's acting all weird about it.

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And I get wanting to take things slow,

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but I'm starting to wonder if
she's just not that into me.

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Like, physically.

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‐ Felix, that's not true.

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‐ Must be so much simpler with two guys.

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‐ Uh, don't be so sure.

251
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:51,149
‐ Are you stressed about
having sex with Benji?

252
00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:54,402
‐ It's just‐‐ Benji's had sex before.

253
00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:56,863
And I have no idea what I'm doing.

254
00:11:56,863 --> 00:11:59,449
Like, when it's two guys,

255
00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,284
how do you know
who's supposed to do what?

256
00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:04,245
[sighs]
I don't know. It's just...

257
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,955
Straight people grow up

258
00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:08,374
seeing other straight people
have sex in movies.

259
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:10,084
I didn't have that.

260
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,377
Unless you count porn,

261
00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,171
which is usually really fast,

262
00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:14,881
and grunty, and they're always named Cade.

263
00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:16,216
‐ Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I know Cade.

264
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,176
Yeah, he does straight porn, too.

265
00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:20,136
‐ [sighs] I just...

266
00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,680
really needed a gay person
to talk me through this.

267
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:26,893
SIMON [on voicemail]:
You've reached Simon.
Leave a message.

268
00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:28,519
[voicemail beeps]
[sighs]

269
00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:30,605
‐ Hey, Simon.

270
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:33,525
Uh, sorry about all the texts.

271
00:12:33,525 --> 00:12:36,903
And the DMs, and now this voicemail.

272
00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:39,906
But if you could give me a call back
within the next ten minutes

273
00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:42,283
and tell me everything I could possibly
need to know

274
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,910
about gay sex,

275
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:46,788
that would be great.
[chuckles]

276
00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:49,249
Oh, this is Victor, by the way.

277
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,668
Hope you're well.

278
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:52,752
[phone beeps]

279
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,714
[cash register dings]

280
00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:00,176
ANDREW:
What up, lover boy?

281
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,513
Dah, who am I kidding?

282
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,515
‐ Ah, sexual health.

283
00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,684
So important. Underfunded in schools.
‐ Yeah. [laughs]

284
00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:11,145
‐ So, you and Lucy
have a very robust sex life.

285
00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:14,023
‐ Sure.
‐ Lake and I do, too.

286
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:16,609
‐ You know, s‐s‐‐ not, well, you know,
not yet, but we...

287
00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:17,861
We will one day.

288
00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:20,446
‐ So you and Lake haven't...
‐ You know...

289
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:24,033
You probably won't understand
'cause you're gorgeous, but, uh,

290
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,452
I'm just, I'm starting
to wonder if Lake is‐‐

291
00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,705
‐ All right, man. You need to relax.

292
00:13:28,705 --> 00:13:30,456
Stressed and desperate are not turn‐ons.

293
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:32,834
You have to be... confident.

294
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,211
‐ Well, stressed and desperate
is my resting state.

295
00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,965
‐ All right, look.
Sex is scary for everyone the first time.

296
00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,884
I think the key is accepting

297
00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,802
that some moments will forever live on

298
00:13:42,802 --> 00:13:45,305
in the sexual blooper reel of our lives.

299
00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:47,265
If you're with the right person,

300
00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:49,434
doesn't matter.

301
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,061
Well, that's how it was for me, anyway.

302
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,066
Oh, and grooming is no longer
just for the ladies,

303
00:13:57,066 --> 00:14:00,612
so, if downtown Felix
looks anything like uptown Felix...

304
00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:04,824
Tidy up.

305
00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:09,871
♪

306
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:14,083
FELIX:
I know we don't like Andrew,

307
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,252
but he just gave me
some surprisingly sweet,

308
00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:18,379
and very specific sex advice.

309
00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,506
‐ Well, congratulations.

310
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,177
I'm sorry.
I'm just really freaked out right now.

311
00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:26,346
‐ Victor, everything is gonna be fine.

312
00:14:26,346 --> 00:14:29,724
All right? From the words of a sex god,
stressed is not a turn on.

313
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:30,975
You just need to relax.

314
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:33,561
‐ And how exactly do you suggest
I do that?

315
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,980
ANDREW:
Yo! You nerds ready to get loose?

316
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,440
I got vodka.

317
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,069
♪

318
00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:49,244
‐ [sighs] Okay, uh,

319
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,413
I, I finished taking off the lug nuts.
What do I do next?

320
00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:55,542
Tyler!

321
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,834
[camera winding]

322
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,044
Tyler!

323
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:02,507
‐ Sorry. There's a really pretty
beetle on top of this pile of shit.

324
00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:05,134
The juxtaposition between
beauty and filth,

325
00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:07,845
it's just, it's‐‐
‐ What do I do after the lug nuts, Tyler?

326
00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:09,973
[Mia exhales]

327
00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:13,810
ISABEL:
You should go home.

328
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,895
You're missing your
whole weekend with the kids.

329
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:17,981
ARMANDO: I am not
going back there without a turtle.

330
00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,816
That little boy's already
on the brink.

331
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,985
‐ Who isn't?

332
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:25,238
‐ Look, I know you're mad at me for
letting Victor go to the lake with Benji,

333
00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:27,866
but I want him to know that I support him.

334
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,535
That's what they tell us to do
at my PFLAG meetings.

335
00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:32,912
‐ You know what?
I'm really impressed with you.

336
00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,622
How you're handling all of this.

337
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,332
A lot of guys would get
all weird and machista,

338
00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:37,792
but you're really trying.

339
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:41,462
‐ Okay. All right. [laughs]
‐ I'm serious.

340
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:44,465
Who would have thunk that
the 17‐year‐old tough guy

341
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,260
walking around school
with his little goatee,

342
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,929
listening to Naughty By Nature
on his Walkman

343
00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:53,725
would turn out to be such a caring
and sensitive father?

344
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,269
‐ I love me some Naughty By Nature.

345
00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:00,440
‐ Whew. You are...

346
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,735
lapping me at dealing with this, Mando.

347
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:06,154
‐ You'll get there.

348
00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:08,781
Yeah, I, I know you will.

349
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:12,410
‐ Thank you.

350
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,128
Hmm. We should look for the turtle.

351
00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:23,838
‐ Yeah.

352
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:27,383
ANDREW:
Let me see that.

353
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,718
Delish.

354
00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:31,721
‐ [sighs] Uh, hey, can I have some more?

355
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:32,847
Thanks.

356
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,059
[liquid pouring]

357
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,310
‐ Pace yourself.

358
00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:40,855
‐ I'll be fine. [laughs]

359
00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:43,816
‐ I hope Mia's okay.
She should be here by now.

360
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:46,486
‐ [sighs]
Let's play a drinking game. Huh?

361
00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:48,821
‐ Ooh, let's play something where
we can get Benji naked.

362
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,450
Or we can play Never Have I Ever.

363
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:54,744
‐ Okay. I'll go first.

364
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,121
Never have I ever had a sex dream

365
00:16:57,121 --> 00:16:58,831
about my mailman.

366
00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:01,751
‐ Aah. Not cool.

367
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,002
[laughs softly]

368
00:17:03,836 --> 00:17:05,797
‐ Okay, let me go.

369
00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:08,007
Never have I ever had sex

370
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:10,176
with more than three people.

371
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:12,136
LUCY: At once?
ANDREW: No!

372
00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:14,055
Get your mind out of the gutter.

373
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,688
Oh! [laughs]

374
00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:23,022
Hey, Victor.

375
00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:25,692
Looks like you've got yourself
an experienced lover on your hands.

376
00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:26,818
[Victor chuckles nervously]

377
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:35,243
‐ [sighs] Wanna check on
those nachos with me?

378
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:38,454
‐ Uh, I'm gonna go and find Felix.

379
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,544
LAKE:
Oh. Mia. Finally.

380
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:47,130
You are just in time for
Never Have I Ever.

381
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,090
‐ Aah. Um...

382
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:53,636
Never have I ever dumped a college guy

383
00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:55,096
by the side of the road

384
00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:59,100
because he turned out to be
an insufferable jackass,

385
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,353
and then walked the last five
miles to a cabin.

386
00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:06,191
Just me?

387
00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:08,318
[clears throat]

388
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,861
[gulping]

389
00:18:14,866 --> 00:18:15,992
[clears throat]

390
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,120
‐ Can I get you a drink?

391
00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,542
[exhales]

392
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:27,921
‐ Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on...

393
00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:29,505
Yes! Yes!

394
00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:34,135
Yes!

395
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:35,595
[thuds]
Aah! Oh!

396
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:37,889
Damn!

397
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:43,186
[grunts] Okay...

398
00:18:44,938 --> 00:18:45,813
Aah!

399
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,232
‐ Ooh...
‐ Holy shit!

400
00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:49,317
‐ [exhales]
Close the door.

401
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,323
‐ Felix, what did you do?

402
00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:58,576
‐ I had a little man‐scaping accident.

403
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,162
I couldn't find the shaving cream,
so I used conditioner,

404
00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:04,999
and all that hair and skin
and conditioner got very slippery‐‐

405
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:06,584
What happened to your head?

406
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:09,337
‐ I fell off the bed.

407
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:11,965
‐ Look at us.

408
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,508
Two virgins,

409
00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:14,926
bleeding out in the bathroom.

410
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:19,556
‐ At least it's not on your head.

411
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,015
‐ Oh, no.

412
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:22,892
I got the head.

413
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,602
‐ Oh, Felix.

414
00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:26,229
‐ You know, probably a stupid question,

415
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,231
but why don't you just tell Benji

416
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:29,482
that you're nervous to have sex?

417
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:32,068
‐ For the same reason
you don't want to talk to Lake.

418
00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:33,319
It's embarrassing.

419
00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:34,821
‐ More embarrassing than this?

420
00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:43,246
‐ Oh, there you are.

421
00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:45,123
‐ Hey. Sorry for vanishing.

422
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,500
[groans softly]

423
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,459
‐ You okay?

424
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,337
Are you limping?

425
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:56,134
‐ No! No, no, this is, uh, actually,
uh, you know.

426
00:19:56,134 --> 00:19:58,219
New walk I've been trying.

427
00:19:58,219 --> 00:19:59,429
Right?

428
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:03,641
Okay, fine. Um, I, uh...

429
00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:09,063
I shaved, and I...

430
00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:13,610
...cut my testicles,
and a teensy, tiny bit of my penis.

431
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,861
‐ Oh...

432
00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,321
Wait. Why?

433
00:20:16,321 --> 00:20:18,698
‐ Because I wanted...

434
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,783
things to look good for you.

435
00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:22,702
In case, you know,
tonight was the night we...

436
00:20:22,702 --> 00:20:24,871
took it to a new level.

437
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:27,040
But I've been kind of
getting your vibe

438
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,417
that you don't want to do that,
which is perfectly fine.

439
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:33,171
I want to do everything
exactly how you want.

440
00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:36,591
But I mean...

441
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,718
I need to know if you find me attractive.

442
00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:43,598
Because not knowing has been
making me spiral.

443
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,227
‐ Felix.

444
00:20:50,605 --> 00:20:51,606
[groans]

445
00:20:56,444 --> 00:21:00,240
You are the best person
I have ever known.

446
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,492
And I am counting
that time I met Malala.

447
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,953
But it's just...

448
00:21:07,455 --> 00:21:08,957
It's my own stuff.

449
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,001
[exhales]

450
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,295
When I was five,

451
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:16,756
my mom started putting me on diets.

452
00:21:18,174 --> 00:21:20,134
And making me do weigh‐ins.

453
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,848
And if I was down, she'd be like,

454
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:27,600
"Oh, good job. You did it!"

455
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:31,896
But if I was up...

456
00:21:34,941 --> 00:21:36,943
She would look so disappointed.

457
00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:40,822
Then, every day,

458
00:21:40,822 --> 00:21:44,284
she texts me some new article or fad.

459
00:21:44,284 --> 00:21:47,620
‐ Lake, you are the most‐‐
‐ Beautiful woman you've ever seen?

460
00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:53,960
Yeah, I know that. You tell me,
like, a thousand times a day.

461
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,672
But it is just really, really hard

462
00:21:57,672 --> 00:21:59,299
for me to see what you see.

463
00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:03,052
‐ You are the most beautiful woman

464
00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:04,929
I have ever seen.

465
00:22:06,931 --> 00:22:10,101
And I know you might not believe me.

466
00:22:11,686 --> 00:22:13,354
But I'm not gonna stop telling you.

467
00:22:14,814 --> 00:22:18,067
So how about we forget about sex tonight,

468
00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:20,361
and just...

469
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:22,864
do something fun and stupid?

470
00:22:27,285 --> 00:22:28,745
‐ Yeah, that sounds good.

471
00:22:30,288 --> 00:22:32,415
‐ Okay. What do you wanna do?

472
00:22:37,295 --> 00:22:38,671
[crickets chirping]

473
00:22:41,174 --> 00:22:43,343
[door opens, then closes]

474
00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:51,309
‐ Hey, you.
‐ Hey.

475
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,188
‐ Just wanted to make sure
that you were okay.

476
00:22:56,564 --> 00:22:57,774
‐ Oh.

477
00:22:58,858 --> 00:23:00,693
Thanks. Yeah.

478
00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:02,862
Uh, I'm fine.

479
00:23:02,862 --> 00:23:03,821
‐ Hmm.

480
00:23:05,532 --> 00:23:08,451
I'm sorry things didn't work out
with your college guy.

481
00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:11,871
‐ It was just nice to be
excited about someone.

482
00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:20,129
I'm really happy for you and Lucy,
by the way.

483
00:23:20,922 --> 00:23:21,965
‐ Thank you.

484
00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,009
She's pretty great.

485
00:23:26,886 --> 00:23:27,679
Hmm.

486
00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:34,477
It's kind of overwhelming.

487
00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:39,357
The universe. How big it is.

488
00:23:39,357 --> 00:23:41,693
How small we are in comparison.

489
00:23:43,069 --> 00:23:45,446
Kind of makes me nauseous.

490
00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:46,823
A good nauseous,

491
00:23:46,823 --> 00:23:50,743
like going up in a roller coaster.

492
00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:53,538
Yeah.

493
00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:57,166
What?

494
00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:00,837
What?
‐ Nothing.

495
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:13,182
♪

496
00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,601
[footsteps approaching]

497
00:24:16,352 --> 00:24:17,854
‐ There you are.

498
00:24:19,772 --> 00:24:21,858
‐ I went for a walk by myself.

499
00:24:23,318 --> 00:24:26,321
'Cause my boyfriend's been acting
pretty weird since we got here.

500
00:24:29,616 --> 00:24:33,203
‐ I'm... terrified to have sex
for the first time.

501
00:24:34,412 --> 00:24:37,498
I just don't really want our first time

502
00:24:37,498 --> 00:24:40,043
to be something else that you
have to hold my hand through.

503
00:24:42,295 --> 00:24:44,839
I don't want you to feel like you...

504
00:24:44,839 --> 00:24:47,342
always have to teach me how to be gay.

505
00:24:56,267 --> 00:24:59,354
‐ Victor, I know who I'm dating.

506
00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:01,397
There's a lot that's new to you,

507
00:25:01,397 --> 00:25:03,942
and that's fine with me.

508
00:25:05,944 --> 00:25:07,195
Although, for the record,

509
00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:10,240
a lot of gay stuff seems to come
very naturally to you.

510
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,491
[Victor chuckles]

511
00:25:13,993 --> 00:25:18,498
Besides, this is new
and scary for me, too.

512
00:25:19,874 --> 00:25:22,043
The idea of being with someone who I...

513
00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:30,218
Well, you know how I feel about you.

514
00:25:38,142 --> 00:25:40,603
‐ Can we just lay like this
for the rest of the night?

515
00:25:40,603 --> 00:25:42,063
‐ That sounds perfect.

516
00:25:44,983 --> 00:25:46,693
‐ Okay...

517
00:25:46,693 --> 00:25:48,945
So on three, we're gonna drop our towels.

518
00:25:50,947 --> 00:25:52,323
‐ Okay.

519
00:25:52,323 --> 00:25:53,658
‐ One...
‐ One...

520
00:25:53,658 --> 00:25:55,076
BOTH:
Two...

521
00:25:55,076 --> 00:25:56,286
‐ Three.
‐ Three.

522
00:25:56,286 --> 00:25:58,246
[towels flapping]

523
00:26:00,582 --> 00:26:02,000
‐ Whoa.

524
00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,586
You dropped your towel.

525
00:26:06,421 --> 00:26:08,464
‐ So did you. [chuckles]

526
00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:09,507
‐ Uh‐huh.

527
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:13,136
‐ [chuckles softly]
Come on.

528
00:26:14,554 --> 00:26:16,347
[gasps]
Oh, my God!

529
00:26:16,347 --> 00:26:18,016
Oh, my God!
[splashing]

530
00:26:18,016 --> 00:26:21,185
FELIX: Hot damn,
does that feel good on my nicked penis!

531
00:26:21,185 --> 00:26:23,897
♪ "Fade Into You"
by Blonde Maze playing ♪

532
00:26:29,944 --> 00:26:31,279
‐ That was amazing.

533
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:33,615
‐ ♪ And I see nothing ♪

534
00:26:33,615 --> 00:26:35,116
‐ And unexpected.

535
00:26:35,909 --> 00:26:37,202
‐ Mmm‐hmm.

536
00:26:40,622 --> 00:26:42,832
‐ Probably get back to the kids.

537
00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:46,461
‐ Yeah.

538
00:26:48,087 --> 00:26:50,173
‐ ♪ You live your life ♪

539
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,175
♪ You go in shadows ♪

540
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,551
FELIX:
So...

541
00:26:55,053 --> 00:26:57,847
Last night was...
‐ Yeah, it was.

542
00:26:59,724 --> 00:27:03,436
I can't believe I lost my virginity
on an actual lake.

543
00:27:03,436 --> 00:27:05,522
Is it poetic, or too on the nose?

544
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:11,319
‐ ♪ Some kind of light
into your darkness ♪

545
00:27:15,907 --> 00:27:19,577
♪ Colors your eyes
with what's not there ♪

546
00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:21,204
[phone chimes]

547
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,957
SIMON:
Victor, sorry I missed your call.

548
00:27:23,957 --> 00:27:27,460
And you're right‐‐ I did tell you
we could talk about anything.

549
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,254
But your sex life is...

550
00:27:29,254 --> 00:27:31,965
Well, it's between you and Benji.

551
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,551
If you're truly ready,

552
00:27:34,551 --> 00:27:36,970
you won't need my advice,
or anyone else's.

553
00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:39,514
The only person who can
make that decision is you.

554
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,519
‐ Morning.

555
00:27:46,062 --> 00:27:47,313
‐ Good morning.

556
00:27:52,277 --> 00:27:53,278
‐ I love you.

557
00:27:56,364 --> 00:27:57,866
You don't have to say it back or anything,

558
00:27:57,866 --> 00:27:59,784
but I just‐‐
‐ I love you, too.

559
00:28:03,204 --> 00:28:06,165
I was scared to say it yesterday, but...

560
00:28:07,959 --> 00:28:09,294
Of course I do.

561
00:28:15,008 --> 00:28:16,968
Look at you.

562
00:28:16,968 --> 00:28:18,887
Taking the lead in our relationship.

563
00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:24,100
‐ ♪ Fade into you ♪

564
00:28:27,687 --> 00:28:30,899
♪ Strange ♪

565
00:28:30,899 --> 00:28:34,068
♪ You never knew ♪

566
00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:35,612
[Victor chuckles]

567
00:28:36,779 --> 00:28:42,160
♪ Fade into you ♪

568
00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:45,288
‐ Is this okay?

569
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:47,582
‐ Yeah.

570
00:28:47,582 --> 00:28:49,584
‐ ♪ I think it's strange ♪

571
00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:52,045
♪ You never knew ♪

572
00:28:56,257 --> 00:29:00,845
♪ A stranger's light comes on slowly ♪

573
00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:10,146
♪ A stranger's heart without a home ♪

574
00:29:14,651 --> 00:29:19,155
♪ You put your hands into your head ♪