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VICTOR: Well, Simon,
I don't know what's going on,

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because I thought I might be like you,

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but lately I've been hanging out with Mia,

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and I really like her, which is confusing,

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so I've been doing research.

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Like, a lot of research.

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And sexuality is a spectrum.

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Some guys like guys,
some guys like girls,

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some guys like both,
and some guys like feet?

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I'm not even sure what I like,
but it's definitely not feet.

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So, I think I'm gonna give
things with Mia a chance.

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I feel really connected to her,
and who knows?

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I didn't think I was gonna like
the Impossible Burger until I had one,

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and it was actually pretty good.

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So, maybe Mia's my Impossible Burger.

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Mia?

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[clanging]
‐ Oh! Victor.

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You really shouldn't sneak up on people

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who are holding tools
that can melt your face off.

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I mean, unless you're in the market
for a cool, intimidating scar.

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‐ Ah. Maybe I am.
[chuckles]

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So, you weld?

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‐ Uh, more like fail to weld.
This is my dad's creme brulee torch.

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‐ Well, um, it's cool, whatever it is.

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‐ A sculpture.

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Something big enough to make a shadow.

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‐ I like that.

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‐ I actually stole that line from this
old lady sculptor

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named Gertrude Barnstone.

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She wanted to create things
that were big enough to make shadows,

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and I don't know,
take up space in the world.

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You know? Uh, sorry.

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I get really worked up
about artists I like.

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I know it's lame.
‐ No. It's not.

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I love old lady sculptors.

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I actually have all the trading cards.
‐ Oh. Oh, yeah?

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‐ Hey, Mia, would you wanna go on a date?

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There's this Battle of the Bands thing
at the coffee shop I work at.

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‐ That's perfect.

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Uh, yeah. 'Cause,
well, Lake and I were‐‐ were gonna‐‐

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were gonna go, but she'll understand.

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‐ Great.

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Well, I'll let you get back to it.

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Please don't melt your face off
before our hang.

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It's, uh, it's a really good face.

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♪ upbeat music playing ♪

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‐ ♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Waiting for the time ♪

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♪ Waiting for the place ♪

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♪ And I, I, I ♪

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♪ I, I need ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪

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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪

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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪

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♪

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[camera shutter clicking]
‐ Good morning.

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Bebita. Wow, you are lookin' good.

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‐ Good?

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This is two hours of makeup
and a full blowout.

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The only adjectives I want to hear
are stunning,

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gorgeous, and‐‐
[gasps]

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‐ I'm making Mom a Facebook profile

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so she can keep in contact
with everyone back in Texas.

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‐ Oh, Pilar. That is so nice of you.

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‐ She's paying her.
‐ And there it is.

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‐ Yeah.
ARMANDO: Where's Victor?

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‐ Basketball practice.
[camera shutter clicking]

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‐ You know, maybe we should, uh,
take this new look out on the town.

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Show it off.

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‐ Yeah?
‐ You went through all this trouble.

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Take you to dinner.
‐ All right.

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Pilar, can you watch your brother?
Or do you have other plans?

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‐ I was gonna watch Scream
on Facetime with Eric,

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but then he brutally dumped me,

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and destroyed my ability
to love another human, so, no. No plans.

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‐ Can someone else watch me?
‐ [laughs] No.

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‐ Hey, Diane. Love the bangs.

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ANDREW:
What you in for?

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‐ Oh. Andrew. Uh,

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I gave the frog I was dissecting
a smoky eye. You?

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‐ I pantsed Coach Ford in practice.

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Turns out he doesn't wear underwear.

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We saw everything.
[scoffs]

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GEORGINA [over TV]:
Tonight, on the five o'clock news,

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would you shop at a haunted supermarket?

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I'm Georgina Meriwether.
Stay peachy, Atlanta.

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‐ Is it, like, weird
seeing your mom on TV?

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‐ Uh, the TV part you get used to,

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but not the randos
coming up to us in public, and being like,

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"Will you say it?" And she's all, like...
[chuckles]

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"No, no, no. I, I couldn't possibly.
'Stay peachy, Atlanta.'"

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Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?

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‐ Yeah. Teddy and Kieran are performing.

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They do heavy metal covers of
prescription drug side effects.

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They're called "Pharmaceutakill."

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‐ [chuckles] That's... random.
Uh, well, I was supposed to go with Mia,

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but now she's going on a date with Victor,
or whatever.

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‐ What? She is?

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‐ Uh, yeah.
Why are you so pressed about it?

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‐ No, I'm not. I just don't know
what she sees in that kid.

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‐ Well, he's hot,

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he's kind, he's smart,
he's good at sports,

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great skin, his eyes twinkle,
he smells good,

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and I bet he's nice to animals.

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‐ I'm nice to animals.

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What kind of psychopath
isn't nice to animals?

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‐ Well, regardless, tonight's the night
it all begins for them.

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Next thing you know,
they'll fall in love and get married,

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and have a slew of gorgeous,
bilingual babies.

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‐ Well, maybe we should double.

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We go together. They go together.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah. Why not?

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‐ Yeah. Yeah, I'd, I'd love to. Humph.

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I knew this would be my year.

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I didn't mean to say that out loud.

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‐ I have the ultimate plan to win
Lake's heart, and brain,

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and if I'm lucky,
all of her other organs, too.

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Check it out. Battle of the Bands.
I'm performing.

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‐ You're in a band?
‐ No, no, I'm a DJ,

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which is even better,
because a DJ makes music into more music.

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‐ I didn't know you were a DJ.

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‐ Well, there's a lot of things
you don't know about me, Victor.

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I sponsor a manatee named Jessica,
I'm a meme in Japan,

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I make my own shampoos.

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Damn it.
I just spoiled your birthday gift.

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[Victor chuckles]

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‐ Have you ever performed before?

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‐ Not in front of people
who aren't my mom, no.

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But I've been practicing for months,
and I'm definitely ready.

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All that's left to do
is to figure out my look.

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‐ You're getting a haircut?

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‐ No, I just got one. My DJ disguise.

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Like Daft Punk,

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or, uh, Deadmau5, or Mrs. Doubtfire.

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‐ Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't‐‐
‐ Not a DJ, but such a good disguise.

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‐ Well, I can't wait to see
what you land on.

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I'll be there with Mia.

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On a date. [chuckles]

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‐ [laughs]: Yes! All right!
Well, you can't spell "stud" without...

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...you.
[bell rings]

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‐ Never do that again.
‐ Understood.

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♪ soft music playing ♪

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‐ Hey, good work today.

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You caught on fast.
‐ Thanks.

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I had fun. Except for this music.

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Five hours of nonstop
easy listening is actually...

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not so easy to listen to.

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‐ Ugh, I know.

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If I hear one more gentle song
about a girl forgiving her dad,

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I will lose my mind.

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‐ I know, right. It's like,
people drink coffee to wake up.

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‐ Yeah. Well, Sarah's not here,
so if you have your phone,

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I could connect it to the speakers
and play something.

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‐ Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.

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[snickers]

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‐ "Baby Shark" is your
most listened to song?

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‐ I play it for my little brother.

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And I may also find
its predictability soothing.

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[both laugh softly]

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♪ "Call Me Maybe"
Carly Rae Jepsen playing on phone ♪

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‐ ♪ And this is crazy ♪

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♪ But here's my number ♪

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‐ [singing along]:
♪ So call me maybe ♪

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[laughing]
‐ Okay, you're making fun of me right now.

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"Call Me Maybe" was my jam
when I was little.

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I made up this whole dance
just to crack my mom up.

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‐ [laughs] Okay. Let's see.

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‐ See what?
‐ Your dance. Come on.

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‐ All I remember is it involved
a lot of spinning, and...

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rump shaking.
‐ Mm.

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Oh, like, like, like this?

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‐ ♪ I didn't know I would feel it ♪

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‐ No, no, no, no. No.

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Like this. You gotta put more rump in it.
You gotta go‐‐

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‐ Oh. I have to put more‐‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[laughing]
‐ ♪ Where you think you're going baby? ♪

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♪ Hey I just met you ♪

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VICTOR: Whoa! [laughs]
‐ ♪ And this is crazy ♪

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♪ But here's my number ♪

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[phone dings]
‐ Oh.

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Your Ferris wheel boo is texting you.

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‐ Oh. [chuckles]

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[phone bloops]
‐ What's the deal with you two, anyway?

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‐ I don't know. She's cool.

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Um, we're going out tomorrow to hang.

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‐ Nice. You should
bring her here tomorrow

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for the Battle of the Bands.
And then cheer for my band.

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Loudly. I'm, uh, very insecure.

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‐ You're in a band?

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‐ Yeah. Lead singer.

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[silverware clatters]

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You and Mia can come hang backstage
after the show. If you want to.

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And by backstage,
I mean the parking lot next door.

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[laughs softly]

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VICTOR: See, Simon, I want tomorrow night
to be about me and Mia.

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But I can't do that if Benji's there

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with his tight T‐shirts,
and his dumb smile.

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Uh, we're doing something else tomorrow.
Sorry.

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‐ Oh. Well, maybe next time.

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[sighs]

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[exhales]

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[indistinct chatter]

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‐ You brought me to an art show.

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‐ Yeah. I saw this ad for an
"Art of the Future" exhibit,

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and you're an artist of the future,
so, I just thought...

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If you think this is totally lame‐‐
‐ No. I think this is totally sweet.

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‐ You can touch this.

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Wow, it's so weird. It's like,

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soft but rough at the same time.

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It's like, also kind of wet.

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‐ This sculpture is an
undigested ball of trash,

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pulled from a whale's rectum.

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‐ I'm sorry.

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I thought this was more about
up‐and‐coming artists,

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and less about the destruction
of life as we know it. [chuckles]

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‐ Well, this whole gallery
can't be about that, right?

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Mm. This is actually really...

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powerful.
POLAR BEAR: Roar!

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‐ Oh, my God!
POLAR BEAR: I swallowed trash,
and now I am dead.

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[thuds]

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‐ Is this entire exhibit
animals who swallowed trash?

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[crowd clapping]
SARAH: Thank you. Thank you.

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Now, a short break while we change sets.

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♪ electronic music playing ♪

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‐ Lake, I'm so glad you came.

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You look amazing. You, I... You look good.

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‐ Thanks. Um...

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You... [chuckles]

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‐ Felix. Yeah.
‐ Oh.

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Yeah. Yeah, I knew.

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‐ Can't wait for you to hear my
fire beats. Waka‐waka. [laughs]

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‐ Cool. Good luck with that.

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Bye.
‐ Uh‐‐

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‐ Hey. I got us a table.

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‐ Huh? Oh. Yeah. No.
I just... love sitting.

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[both laugh]
‐ That is so funny.

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You should do stand‐up.
[laughs]

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00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,556
‐ Hey, where are Mia and Victor?

240
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,892
‐ Oh, uh, yeah,
they're, they're not coming.

241
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,311
They decided to go to
some art gallery instead.

242
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,564
‐ They're not coming?
Thought we were all supposed to hang.

243
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,693
‐ Well, they bailed, but we don't
need them to have fun, right?

244
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,698
‐ Right. Right.
Hey, have fun at your fart gallery.

245
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,201
‐ [laughs] Oh, my God.
Is this an open mic?

246
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,119
You are killing me.

247
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,123
♪

248
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,462
[gulping]
ISABEL: Mm.

249
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,380
‐ Ooh!
[Isabel laughs]

250
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:40,093
‐ Yeah. I like dropping little drinks
into bigger drinks and then drinking them.

251
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,055
Who knew?
‐ Ah, this is really nice.

252
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,850
Thank you for taking me out, Armando.
‐ Oh, it's my pleasure.

253
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,353
And glad we're getting to see
a little bit of Atlanta.

254
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,813
‐ Yeah.
I'm really starting to like it here.

255
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,233
Ooh, here we go.

256
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,735
Thank you.
‐ Mm.

257
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,321
[laughs]
[Armando chuckles]

258
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,282
‐ You sure we can't ask them
to cook it just a little?

259
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,660
‐ No! Then it wouldn't be sushi.

260
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,078
‐ Mm.
‐ Okay.

261
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,664
Okay, I'm gonna fix you a bite.

262
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,832
Ready?
‐ All right.

263
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669
Hmm.
‐ Well?

264
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,381
‐ Actually, that...
yeah, that's delicious.

265
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,843
‐ You see? Told you.
[laughs]

266
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,470
I can't believe I got you
to a sushi restaurant.

267
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,306
‐ [laughs] Well, I like it.

268
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,976
It's a new city...
‐ Mm‐hmm.

269
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,769
‐ New food.

270
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,188
It's a brand new start.

271
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,857
[crunches]
Mm.

272
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,569
‐ ♪ May cause drowsiness,
Dermatitis ♪

273
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,362
‐ ♪ Headache ♪
‐ ♪ Sore throat ♪

274
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,697
‐ ♪ Fever ♪
‐ ♪ Acid reflux ♪

275
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,532
‐ ♪ Trouble sleeping ♪
‐ ♪ Dizziness, diarrhea ♪

276
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,993
‐ That one is called
"Cyclobenzaprine."

277
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,787
And it goes out to all you
lovely ladies in the audience tonight.

278
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,039
TEDDY: Thank you.
KIERAN: Thank you!

279
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,836
‐ Well, that was distressing.
Next up is...

280
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,297
DJ F‐Bomb.

281
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,592
GIRL:
Woo!

282
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,635
FELIX:
All righty.

283
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,013
Oh, there's the keyboard.

284
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,974
This one goes out to a very special lady.

285
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,018
♪ "Butter" by Tia P. playing ♪

286
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,353
‐ ♪ Ah ♪

287
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:19,526
♪ Yo, I got that formula
that make you wanna dance, dance, dance ♪

288
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,486
[all cheering]

289
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,447
♪ songs overlapping ♪

290
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,449
FELIX:
Damn it!

291
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,619
♪ songs mixing, clashing ♪

292
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:32,039
FELIX:
Um, oh! Oh! Oh!

293
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,458
[Felix muttering]
[horn blares]

294
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,712
Sorry, um, technical difficulties.
[chuckles nervously]

295
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,130
‐ Who is that?

296
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,758
‐ I'm not sure, but the bomb is bombing.

297
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,426
[chuckles]
FELIX: Ugh!

298
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,012
[speakers droning, squealing]

299
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,931
[feedback]
Uh...

300
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,977
[audience booing quietly]
Yeah!

301
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,522
[laughs softly]
SARAH: Thank you, DJ F‐Bomb.

302
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,233
[crowd chattering softly]
‐ So, has, has Mia texted?

303
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,901
‐ No. Why would she?

304
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,321
I mean, I already told you,
she's on a date with Victor.

305
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,244
‐ What's your deal?
Are you, like... [scoffs]

306
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,787
...in love with her or something?

307
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,413
[snickers]

308
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,085
Did you invite me here tonight
just so you could be around Mia?

309
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,461
‐ 'Course not.

310
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,756
‐ Wow. You're lying.

311
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,593
I actually thought you wanted
to hang out with me.

312
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,555
‐ Lake, I think you're overreacting‐‐
‐ No, do you know, I've spent basically

313
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,100
my whole life being known as
Georgina Meriwether's daughter?

314
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,270
But tonight,
I thought I was finally hanging out

315
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,940
with a guy who was interested
in spending time with me.

316
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,818
You know what? I get it.

317
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,488
I get why you like Mia. Mia is awesome.

318
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,992
But I'm awesome, too.

319
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:55,122
And I'm just so tired of waiting
for someone to finally realize that.

320
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,669
Also, you're really not that funny.

321
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,171
I'm just a good actress.

322
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,882
Another awesome thing about me.

323
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:06,633
Okay.

324
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,685
‐ Oh. I don't mind this.

325
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,522
Maybe this is where you come
to reflect on all the bad art you've seen.

326
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,232
‐ [chuckles] Yeah.

327
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,526
Yeah, this art might be brutal, but...

328
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,780
at least these artists are like,
brave enough to show it. [chuckles]

329
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,951
‐ I'd pick your cool metal sculpture thing
over any of the stuff we saw tonight.

330
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,787
[both chuckle]

331
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,124
So, um, what do you think?

332
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,959
Worst first date you've ever been on?

333
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,128
‐ Well, um,

334
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,714
actually I can't compare it, because...

335
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,384
this is the only first date
I've ever been on.

336
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,764
‐ Come on.
Guys must ask you out all the time.

337
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,892
‐ No. Not like this.

338
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977
I mean,
I've hung out with guys at parties,

339
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,898
but this is the most
date‐date I've ever been on.

340
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,234
[both laugh softly]

341
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,070
‐ Me, too.

342
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,369
♪

343
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,374
[both laugh softly]

344
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,917
VICTOR:
Well, Simon, I kissed Mia,

345
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,502
and it was great.

346
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,379
I even got those little
butterflies in my stomach

347
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,880
people are always talking about.

348
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,591
‐ Okay, can we go to
Battle of the Bands now?

349
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,928
‐ Yeah, we probably should have just
done that in the first place.
[both laugh]

350
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,475
‐ God, Mom's friends are all so lame.

351
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,229
No one cares about your kid's soccer game,
Ruth Lapidus.

352
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,022
‐ Can I watch an unboxing video?

353
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,525
‐ No. I have to finish
making Mom's profile.

354
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,360
Plus, unboxing videos are stupid.

355
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,822
Why do you like watching a stranger's
hands take a toy out of a box?

356
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,199
‐ I pretend the hands are my hands.

357
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,784
[phone dings]

358
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:02,082
‐ Who's Roger R.?
‐ Looks like a pit bull.

359
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,877
[taps]
[dings]

360
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,172
‐ Holy shit.

361
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,048
‐ You said‐‐
‐ I know what I said.

362
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,466
Go to your room and put on "Baby Shark."

363
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,220
‐ Victor makes me listen to that song.
I don't even like it!

364
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,268
♪

365
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,444
[keys clicking]

366
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,363
[indistinct chatter]

367
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,867
ISABEL:
This was really, really nice.

368
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,119
We needed this.

369
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,038
‐ Yeah, we did.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

370
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,918
‐ We can, uh,
try a different spot next time.

371
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,045
‐ Are you asking me out on a second date?

372
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,047
‐ I am. [laughs]

373
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,967
Oh, maybe we can try that, um,
Asian spaghetti spot.

374
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,761
You know, the one we always pass?

375
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,598
Hey, if it's anything like Cup O'Noodle,
I bet I'll love it.

376
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,726
‐ Armando, we have had ramen.

377
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,019
‐ No, we haven't.

378
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,481
‐ Yes! We went to that place together.
You know, the, um‐‐

379
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,693
[clears throat] Um...

380
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,490
Never mind.
I, um, I think I went with my sister.

381
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,410
But we should try something new.

382
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,832
‐ You love trying new things.

383
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,302
[strumming chords]

384
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,514
[cheering, clapping]

385
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,938
‐ Hey, Lake.

386
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940
Asking you here was, um...

387
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:51,817
You know, I shouldn't have‐‐

388
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,777
‐ I think the word you're looking for
is "sorry."

389
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,280
‐ Yes. That.

390
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,240
Um, I...

391
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,117
‐ You know what, I just‐‐ I don't get it.

392
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:03,328
If you liked Mia,
why didn't you just ask her out

393
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,915
sometime in the 15 years you've known her,
and she was single?

394
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,375
‐ It's complicated.

395
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461
You won't tell her, right?

396
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:17,342
‐ No. She's too happy right now.
She doesn't need your drama.

397
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,053
‐ Thanks.

398
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,558
And... you were right...

399
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,059
by the way, about what you said.

400
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,313
You are awesome. And...

401
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,859
one day, there's gonna be a guy
who doesn't need to be...

402
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,404
told how awesome you are.

403
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:41,366
And whoever he is, uh, he's very lucky.

404
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,961
‐ Hey. Uh, I'm sorry you had to see that.

405
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:56,381
‐ Oh. Uh, I don't even think
I saw you perform,

406
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,343
but, um, I'm sure you're better
than that DJ with the bowling ball head.

407
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,886
[both chuckle]

408
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,972
‐ No, yeah,
of course I was better than him.

409
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,017
He, uh, he sucked.
‐ Oh, sucked,

410
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,020
which is a total bummer,
because I actually love DJs.

411
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,232
They make music into more music.

412
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,734
‐ I always say that.

413
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,987
‐ Well, great minds, Felix. Great minds.

414
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,990
‐ You know my name.
‐ Mm, yeah, I do.

415
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,450
‐ Hey, man.

416
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,452
‐ Hey. You made it.

417
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,913
‐ I'm sorry we missed your set, man.

418
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,665
Did we miss everything, or...

419
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,834
‐ Oh, I think the winner
gets to play an encore,

420
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,962
so at least we'll get to see
whoever was least terrible.

421
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,547
[both chuckling]
[microphone feedback]

422
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,716
SARAH:
All right, hello. And the winner is...

423
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,803
not a big shocker, since they were
the only ones who were halfway decent:

424
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,056
The Sticky Beaks. Come on out here, guys.

425
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,267
[cheering, clapping]

426
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,019
‐ Woo! Benji, take your shirt off!

427
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,314
What? We're all thinking it.

428
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,733
BENJI: Uh, thanks guys.

429
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,111
This is a cover
that we just started working on.

430
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,157
♪ playing acoustic version of
"Call Me Maybe"
by Carly Rae Jepsen ♪

431
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,370
♪ I threw my wish in the well ♪

432
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,039
♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪

433
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,917
♪ I looked at you as it fell ♪

434
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,670
♪ And now you're in my way ♪

435
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,840
♪ I beg and borrow and steal ♪

436
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,426
♪ At first sight and it's real ♪

437
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:28,223
♪ I didn't know I would feel it,
but it's in my way ♪

438
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,475
♪ Your stare was holding ♪

439
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,312
♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪

440
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,064
♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪

441
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,693
♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪

442
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,779
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪

443
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,574
♪ And this is crazy ♪

444
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:50,787
♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪

445
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,540
♪ It's hard to look right ♪

446
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,960
♪ At you baby ♪

447
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,713
♪ But here's my number ♪

448
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,382
♪ So call me maybe ♪

449
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,931
ISABEL:
Oh. Hey.

450
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,557
How'd it go here?

451
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,476
‐ Great.

452
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,270
I didn't finish setting up your account.

453
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,606
There were some problems.

454
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,569
‐ Oh. Okay.

455
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,826
BENJI:
♪ It's hard to look right ♪

456
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,621
♪ At you, baby ♪

457
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,373
SIMON:
Well, Victor,

458
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,334
I'm really glad to hear that
you liked kissing Mia.

459
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,421
Maybe she is your... Impossible Burger.

460
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,508
‐ ♪ So call me maybe ♪

461
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,886
SIMON: And you're right.
Kissing is pretty great.

462
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:51,265
But for me,
it's more than just butterflies.

463
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:55,143
♪

464
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,188
It's like those jet fighters
that fly over the Super Bowl.

465
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,107
[jet engines roaring]
[heartbeat pulsing]

466
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,110
‐ Hey.

467
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:07,364
SIMON:
Or like, getting hit by a huge wave.

468
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,078
‐ Uh, hey. You guys ready to go?

469
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955
LAKE: Yes.
‐ Uh, yeah. Yeah.

470
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,918
♪ "Athlete" by Greyson Chance ♪

471
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,046
‐ ♪ You are, you are, you are ♪

472
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,466
♪ I hope your heart is on a timer ♪

473
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,970
♪ 'Cause when it's runnin'
then it's runnin' me ♪

474
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,306
♪ Even when you just call ♪

475
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:36,852
♪ You reach through the phone,
and you wrap your soft hands around me ♪

476
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,522
♪ You are an athlete ♪

477
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:45,736
♪ And I need you the most,
and I want you on my team ♪