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Sorry, Santa.
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Nathaniel? What are you doin', buddy?
Hey, is everything okay?
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Hey. You know
I'm gonna be there, like I said.
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So Ronin is dead,
and the person who killed him is dead.
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That's convenient. How do you know this?
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'Cause I was there.
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Up next, we have an artifact
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recovered from the wreckage
of the Avengers compound.
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The lots.
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New York socialite
Armand Duquesne
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was found dead in his home last night.
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This is Detective Caudie
of the New York Police Department.
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Ms. Bishop, can you come down
to the station for a quick chat?
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How'd you say Armand was killed?
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Stabbed with a sword.
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See if there's anything on Kazi.
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Okay, what's this company,
Sloan Limited? Kazi is an employee?
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Let me see what I can pull up on Jack.
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And I've just been locked out.
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Don't move.
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Stay exactly where you are.
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Jack, no!
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What the hell is going on?
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And why is there an Avenger
in my dining room?
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Hi.
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Oh, my God. You're... You're Archer.
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-Hawkeye.
-Clint.
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-It's the branding issue, I'm telling you.
-Yeah, sure.
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Hawkeye and I are working on a case,
and we needed to use the bathroom.
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He did. So, we were by the house,
we dropped in. No big deal.
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-Working on a case together?
-How terrific.
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He's my partner.
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We're not partners.
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Well, we're friends-slash-partners.
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I wouldn't really describe us as friends.
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Someone used my laptop to sign onto
my work account ten minutes ago.
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Any thoughts, Kate?
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Hawkeye?
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You'll never get anything outta him.
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See, CB-One has trouble opening up.
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Nobody calls me CB-One.
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I'm just tryin' it out for a second.
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Probably some early childhood thing.
He thinks he doesn't tell me much,
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-but he ends up telling me all of it.
-I tell her nothing.
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I think it's 'cause
I'm generally pretty chill.
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I'm not like, "Oh, my God, Hawkeye!"
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Definitely not chill.
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By the way, thank you...
for saving the world.
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Don't mention it.
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I would like my daughter
to start telling me the truth.
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I logged into your account
because I needed information
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on an actual case with actual people
who are in actual danger.
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So, Kate is helping you
with an Avengers-level threat?
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Well, not exactly.
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But you are working together?
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Yes. Sounds weird, 'cause it is.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to trust
everyone at this table to do what's right.
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Hmm.
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Cool. It was great bumpin' into you guys.
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-Please stay.
-We should get...
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Can I see you out?
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I'll get my coat. Jack.
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Let me clarify.
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Yeah.
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She is not a superhero.
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Oh, yeah. Come on,
I already knew that.
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She's pretty good at all this, but...
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Natasha Romanoff was pretty damn good
at it, wasn't she?
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Being good isn't always enough
to keep you alive.
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I see.
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-Clint?
-Yeah?
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Do you have kids?
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Yeah, I'm gonna assume that you do.
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It's been a rough week for my family.
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But I am letting you know
that I cannot lose Kate.
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I've lost people before. I know
in your line of work, you have, too.
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I understand. Okay.
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So, you'll forget this case?
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I can't do that.
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But what I can do is ensure that
your daughter stays safe. Okay?
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It's Eleanor. Um...
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Could you call me back, please?
It's urgent.
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Hey. Did you find anything?
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I talked to that friend of yours.
He's really busy.
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He's been learning Russian
and jogging a ton.
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Tracksuits. So Sloan is their front?
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Yep. He said that his boss, Jack Duquesne,
never gives him a day off.
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Jack's CEO?
He's laundering money for the big guy?
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Let me guess,
you're gonna need another day.
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Yeah, look, uh, this kid I'm helping
is stuck in the middle of it,
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so I can't leave until I know she's safe.
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I've been wondering...
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You mean the Rolex?
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It's Dad.
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I don't think... I don't think so.
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Why? Wasn't that destroyed,
like, years ago?
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Well, I thought so, but I thought
the same thing about your fancy outfit.
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It's worth lookin' into, ain't it?
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If you can, check the signal
from the transmitter.
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Okay. You sound like you've been
runnin' around all day. Are you tired?
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Yeah, I'm a little banged up,
but nothing's broken.
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Okay. Well, put your feet up.
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Ice them if you have to. Okay? I love you.
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I... I miss you.
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I'll see you soon. I promise.
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Bye.
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Uh, guys, looks like Dad's gonna be
stuck at work a little longer.
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Obsessed. Completely obsessed
with Clint Barton since...
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Well, ever since the attack.
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She's awfully composed
around her own idol.
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If I ever met Huey Lewis, I'd be a wreck.
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Kate's always been confident,
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never had to worry
about her on that front.
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You're getting that pre-headache look,
darling. Let me get you some tea.
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Would you like something, Kate?
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No. Thanks.
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Mom, I really need to
talk to you about Jack.
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Hey, could we... Um...
Could we change the subject?
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You need to give him a break. Come on.
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I... I need your help with a few decisions
on the Bishop holiday party.
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I don't... I don't think I'm in the mood.
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Come on, Kate.
You're great at this sort of thing.
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The party's non-denominational,
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encourages company camaraderie
with a festive spirit.
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Sounds like a blast already.
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Did someone say parties?
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Just make sure there's plenty of dancing.
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Well, my mother doesn't dance.
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Oh, really? I beg to differ. Darling?
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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Jack Frost nippin' at your ear
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And though it's been said
many times, many ways
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Merry Christmas to you
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Don't think I've ever seen you
like that before.
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00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,916
Wow!
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A superhero house call and a serenade,
all in one day.
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00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:10,875
Well, you know what they say...
life is short.
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You never know what you're gonna get.
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What? What'd I say?
Did I say something wrong or...
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Every time you use one of those aphorisms,
they are... wrong.
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What? No. That can't be right, is it?
Darling. Please.
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The other day, you said,
"Absence makes the heart grow older."
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-Because that's what it does.
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-Yeah. Honey. Come here.
-No. Really?
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Aw. You're making my heart grow older.
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I guess getting laughed at by family
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is better than being alone
in the holidays, right?
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What's better than being
with family? I'm so glad you're both here.
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00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:14,208
You know,
we should play a board game.
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That's a cute idea.
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Risk, Yahtzee, Stratego.
153
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:56,041
It's me. I come bearing pizza
and holiday cheer. Let me in.
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Mmm.
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Come on, Pizza Do...
Okay.
156
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,291
-Hey!
-Hey.
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00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,208
-A little help?
-Hey, get outta there.
158
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,291
All right, this is the classic Hawkeye
costume we've been waitin' for.
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What is all this?
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This is me saving the holidays.
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00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,708
Is that right?
162
00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,625
I'll get you home in time for the big day.
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00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,708
Figured in the meantime,
we could celebrate.
164
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:28,041
It's movie marathon night, right?
Check this out. I got movies.
165
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That's very thoughtful of you.
166
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,125
Thanks.
167
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:38,458
But yeah, can we put a pause on that
and talk about Sword Boy for a minute?
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00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,375
-You got good instincts, kid.
-What do you mean?
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00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,166
So, I did a little digging and turns out,
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Sloan's a shell company
that launders money for the Tracksuits.
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And Jack Duquesne is the CEO.
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00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:51,833
You sure?
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Mmm.
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Okay, well, we're just gonna have
to come up with a plan to take down
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my mom's fiancé's organized crime ring
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00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:04,666
while simultaneously having
a heartwarming holiday celebration.
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Got any more of that slushy stuff?
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00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,291
-BARTON: In the kitchen.
-Okay.
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00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:21,083
Okay, cops. We need to get the cops
off my back.
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00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,500
TSM, we need to get them
to leave us alone.
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00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:28,666
And we need to figure out why and how
Jack is connected to it all.
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Yeah, right.
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This the part where you finish
my sentence with a plan.
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Planning's not really my thing.
Are you sure that's dry erase?
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Good boy.
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How do we get more trick arrows?
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00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,583
Well, there are no more trick arrows.
188
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:50,750
Like in the world?
189
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,708
Basically. I have a few more
trick arrowheads.
190
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,583
But you can't just put 'em on any shaft.
191
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,166
So, we really have to get these back.
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What're you doing?
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00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,291
See? Tree covers the parts
that won't come off.
194
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,375
Well, now you're problem-solving.
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00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,500
-Have you ever heard of boomerang arrows?
-What?
196
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:11,041
Why would I ever want to use
a boomerang arrow?
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00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,875
-Because they come back.
-Exactly.
198
00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:18,041
Yeah, well, if all trick arrows
were boomerangs, then we'd have them all.
199
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:20,125
Coming back at us.
200
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:22,833
You'd have to... You'd have to dodge.
201
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,000
No, it's not impossible.
202
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,208
The first arrow you release
just has to be wood.
203
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,083
So when you release the second one,
it splits it up the middle.
204
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:34,583
-I call bullshit. I've tried it.
-Well, I've done it a few times.
205
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,916
You got any other cool tricks?
206
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:43,125
Well, I can knock somebody unconscious
with that, like, 20 feet away.
207
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,333
No, you can't.
208
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:47,083
I'd use a quarter or a nickel.
A dime's too light.
209
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:48,916
Prove it.
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What, knock you unconscious?
211
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,666
No, I want you to hit something.
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00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,958
Fine, live forever
without me believing you.
213
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:59,083
I'll just tell every stranger that I see
that Hawkeye is full of bullshit.
214
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,000
Whoa!
215
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,875
You've got to show me how you did that.
216
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:14,916
All right, you ready?
217
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Yeah.
218
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,791
You have a nice snap.
Make sure you get that curve.
219
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,708
Just a little one.
Right, you got it, right?
220
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:23,791
Oh, God.
221
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,625
What are you doing?
222
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:27,958
Ring finger.
223
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,333
-Grip it tight.
-Yeah.
224
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,666
That was better.
225
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,166
You can do it this time.
226
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,333
Okay.
227
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,041
-KATE: Oh, my God!
-What?
228
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,583
-Holy shit, I did it.
-Yes.
229
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,458
That was crazy.
230
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,750
Hey, not bad, kid.
231
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:53,250
Not bad. All right.
Best shot you ever took?
232
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,500
-Uh, the one I didn't take.
-What does that mean?
233
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:03,041
Uh, it means... Never mind,
shouldn't have said it.
234
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,583
-Oh, come on, you can't do that.
-Never mind, it's nothin'.
235
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,708
What? Come on,
consider it my Christmas present.
236
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,500
-No, it's not the right time.
-Yes.
237
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:13,958
-Look, it'll be a good story, I'm sure...
-It's just not a good story, okay?
238
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,708
It's...
239
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,625
about the time I met someone.
240
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,416
I was sent to take her out.
241
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,833
And when I got there, when it was time...
242
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:36,666
Um...
243
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:38,916
I couldn't do it.
244
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:46,125
I just had this feeling
that she wanted out.
245
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,250
Turns out, I was right.
246
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,208
You mean Natasha.
247
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,250
Yeah.
248
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,958
She was the best there was.
249
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
I'm sorry.
250
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:15,333
It's all right. It's, uh... When you do
what I do for a living, it...
251
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:21,583
It's just a game
of managing loss, right? So...
252
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,791
Kids, Janie, Janie, Tommy!
253
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,083
Look at you.
Oh, I could eat you up.
254
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,458
-Where's your mother?
-BOY: She went looking for you.
255
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,166
You lost your family in the Blip?
256
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,875
Yeah. Like half the world.
257
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,125
God, that must have been devastating.
258
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,083
Yeah, there are no words.
259
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,791
Is that where you met the Ronin?
260
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,250
It's you, isn't it?
261
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,875
Everybody dealt with the Blip
in their own way.
262
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,958
I continued doing
what I was trained to do.
263
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,458
Protect people.
264
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,500
Hurting people. Investigating first,
265
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,958
but in the end, my job has always been
to hurt people.
266
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,208
You were a hero.
267
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,500
I was a weapon.
268
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:44,291
I was aimed by the right people
at the right targets, so...
269
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:47,000
Look, you made mistakes,
but those are behind you.
270
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,208
No, it's tied to me.
271
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,416
Tied to my family.
272
00:17:55,791 --> 00:18:00,708
That's why I'm here.
And I can't go home till I fix it.
273
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,291
I really appreciate what you did tonight.
274
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,083
It means a lot.
275
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:24,208
You know, you should get some rest.
You got a big day tomorrow.
276
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,041
-Yes, boss. Good night.
-'Night.
277
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,875
Come on!
278
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,541
How about now?
279
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:59,708
Killing all these people
isn't gonna bring your family back.
280
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,375
It's okay.
281
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,458
Please.
282
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,041
No!
283
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,958
It's three days until Christmas
284
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,625
and we've got your soundtrack
for the holiday season.
285
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,458
You're listening to New York's
107.6, light FM.
286
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,125
-Morning.
-Mornin'.
287
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,708
-Some coffee.
-Oh, thank God.
288
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,500
Okay, this morning, I'm gonna have a talk
with our friend, Kazi.
289
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,583
What I want you to do
is track down the trick arrows
290
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:42,916
from our friends, the LARPers.
291
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,958
-Wait, what?
-My tracer arrow stopped moving,
292
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,458
and it's over by an NYPD facility
down by the bridge.
293
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:52,416
And now the LARPers, they're mostly
first responders, one's a cop.
294
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,041
See if they can get access
to that NYPD facility.
295
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,166
LARPer friends.
296
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,125
Yeah, they're... They're colorful.
You're gonna love 'em.
297
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,958
You know, I like to think of them
more as our arrows.
298
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,375
Okay. Go get our arrows.
299
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,583
Hmm.
300
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,541
Thrust!
301
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,500
Lightning Bolt!
One, two, three, four, five.
302
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:18,666
Retreat! Formation. Stab!
303
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,625
Ice Wall!
304
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,875
Superpower Doom!
305
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,791
Hey, I, uh... I don't mean to interrupt...
306
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,291
-Wow. You guys are...
-WOMAN: Retreat!
307
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,958
Dedicated.
308
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,041
Who are you?
309
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,666
Uh, Hawkeye sent me here
on official Avengers business.
310
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,916
I'm his partner-slash-best-friend, Kate.
311
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,750
He said you guys could help us out.
One of you is a cop?
312
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,791
That's me, Officer Wendy Conrad.
Better as Els-Bath of Deepdale.
313
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,333
Officer. Basically, all we need is some
314
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:56,416
casual, run-of-the-mill
evidence tampering.
315
00:20:56,666 --> 00:21:00,166
Hawkeye's trick arrows are in an NYPD
facility near the Manhattan Bridge.
316
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,916
I can probably help you out
317
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,000
if you make it worth my while.
318
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,500
Worth our while.
319
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:15,041
Yeah. Yeah, sure, totally.
Whatever you want. All right.
320
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,625
All in? Okay. This is gonna be great.
321
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:21,375
You guys are awesome, outfits, the...
It's just really awesome.
322
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:43,500
Surprise. Ah, ah. Just wanna talk.
323
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,250
I need to get out of the city.
324
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,416
But before I go, I need to put
this Ronin situation to bed.
325
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,458
Look, I know you have Maya's ear,
326
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:56,166
and you seem like you're a reasonably
not stupid guy.
327
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:59,750
If you're tryin' to flatter me,
you are way off the mark.
328
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,750
Don't get me wrong,
I think you're a doormat.
329
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,166
Look, you've been working under
330
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:07,000
William Lopez as a lieutenant for,
what, for four years?
331
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,083
And now under Maya for a few more years.
332
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,583
You know this operation
better than anybody.
333
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,166
You know what Maya's boss wants.
334
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:20,208
And you know what he's already done
to get it.
335
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,458
So what do you know?
336
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,958
I know he doesn't like
this attention, that's for sure.
337
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:33,416
I know Maya's obsession,
wanting to hunt Ronin down, is dangerous.
338
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:36,333
Clouds her judgment, don't you think?
339
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:41,583
So you're concerned for the organization?
And, uh... And my rank in it?
340
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,416
What do you want?
341
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,000
I don't want anybody else to die.
342
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,458
But Maya's need for vengeance
is gonna get her killed.
343
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,916
Period.
344
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:02,458
Looking for this? Or maybe
it's the box cutter under the seat.
345
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:03,791
Look, are we done here?
346
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,500
She's chasing a ghost.
347
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:12,166
I think you know that.
But I can't convince her of that.
348
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,500
And I'm guessing
you're the only one who can.
349
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,875
This is the final warning.
Just get it done.
350
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,541
Hey, can I have my gun back?
351
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,333
Yeah, what do you think?
352
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500
Ah, come on.
353
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:44,625
-There's our guy.
-Hey.
354
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,666
Snickerdoodle? They're still warm.
355
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,583
-Okay.
-Hey, come on in.
356
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:51,375
-Hey, Clint. How'd your day go?
-Hi.
357
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:55,458
My, uh...
My day's been fine. How are you doing?
358
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:58,166
Great, yeah. Better than yours, I'd say.
359
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:02,583
So did you, uh, get my gear?
360
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,250
Yeah, yeah. They're on the way.
361
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,666
They should be here any minute.
Yeah, relax.
362
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,458
-What?
-Check that out.
363
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:12,750
Not gonna lie,
I look pretty good as a Viking.
364
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:16,375
-I... You know, I made this myself.
-No way!
365
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,250
-By hand.
-Could I hire you to make my next one?
366
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,375
Oh, yeah. I would love to.
367
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:24,833
Hey, wait a second.
What if that's our deal?
368
00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:28,333
-What deal?
-We get you the arrows and info,
369
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,916
and you get us materials
for a new costume.
370
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,666
Okay, how about enough materials to make
your costumes plus two more?
371
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,708
I know a certain someone
who needs a little help with theirs.
372
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,416
-I'm in.
-Great!
373
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,458
Hey, Orval, you hear that?
We gettin' new costumes.
374
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:51,125
Uh, Kate, I asked you to simply
retrieve my arrows, not stage a play.
375
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,791
Uh, we're a... We're a guild.
376
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,166
Okay. I gotta go.
377
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,125
We gotta go.
We're in this together, right?
378
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,000
-Excuse me, sorry.
-You're gonna have to change.
379
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,125
-Hawkeye.
-Oh, hi.
380
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,125
Arrow Retrieval Mission complete.
381
00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,583
Oh, yes. Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
382
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:13,750
This is my bag.
383
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,833
-Okay.
-You didn't bring your own bag?
384
00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:19,916
No, I mean...
385
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,750
My wife gave me this bag.
It's embroidered. It says "Bombshell."
386
00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:26,458
I... I can see that,
that it's very important to you.
387
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:28,958
He'll get it back to you.
Yeah, I'll make sure of it.
388
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:30,916
-Right?
-I promise.
389
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,041
-Let's go.
-Right. Okay.
390
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,375
-Thank you. See ya.
-Okay then.
391
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,041
-Thank you so much.
-Beautiful bag.
392
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,125
Thank you.
393
00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:47,125
You wanna tell me
what we're doing here?
394
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:50,625
Something very important to me
is pinging inside that apartment.
395
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,583
It was stolen from a black market
auction. I need it back.
396
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,666
No lights, no movement.
397
00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,875
This is our chance.
398
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:03,041
This would have been easier
if we were on a higher rooftop.
399
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,166
That's what you think.
400
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:07,458
Yeah, exactly. That's why I said it.
401
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:11,125
Kate, you always wanna prioritize
a quick exit over a quick entrance
402
00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:13,958
so when things go sideways,
and they usually do,
403
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,875
you have an exit strategy.
404
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,750
That's why I chose this spot.
405
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,041
It's got good sightlines for all my exits.
406
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:21,958
Entry should be easy.
407
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:25,083
Think it should take me
about three and a half minutes to get in.
408
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,833
So, if you see anything out here,
just give me a signal, Kate. All right?
409
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:32,416
Kate?
410
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,625
-MAN: What're you doin?
411
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:40,750
Kate? Kate?
412
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,500
-There you are.
-I told you you're supposed to be lookout.
413
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,833
Yeah, but of the two of us, who do you
trust up there not to get distracted?
414
00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,750
That's not fair, that your inability
415
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,916
to act like a grown-up
helps you get your way.
416
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,333
No, it's not.
But it is what it is.
417
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,375
I need you to use your grappling hook
arrow to anchor yourself in.
418
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,625
Propel down the side
of the building to the window.
419
00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:04,416
If it's locked, break in quietly.
420
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,875
Yeah, love all of that. Great plan,
just a slight tweak though.
421
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,541
Good evening, sir.
Can I help you with your bags?
422
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:11,958
-Oh. Thank you.
-Sure.
423
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:13,875
What are you... No, no, no.
424
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,166
No, no, no.
Don't... Don't engage.
425
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,583
-Got celery, a little Kashi.
-BARTON: Kate.
426
00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:19,875
Okay, some pretzels?
427
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,000
Where are you?
428
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,958
-Oh, relax. I'm taking the elevator.
429
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:25,708
I'm sorry, what was that?
430
00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:30,333
Oh, I, uh... I'm sorry,
I wasn't talking to you.
431
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:35,208
Can I tell you a secret?
432
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:36,791
Please don't do this.
433
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,875
I was talking to an Avenger.
434
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:40,916
He's in my ear.
435
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,541
Maybe you should stop talking.
436
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,333
Yeah, I'm his partner.
437
00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:45,916
I'll just take this back.
438
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,166
I can help you to the door, no problem.
439
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,708
No, that's all right. I got it from here.
440
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:53,125
Okay, are you sure?
It's really no problem.
441
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,791
All right, you take care now.
442
00:27:57,125 --> 00:28:00,000
What do you do
with this giant bow problem?
443
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:01,416
I have a collapsible one.
444
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,250
Oh, that makes sense.
445
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,250
Okay. I'm at the door.
446
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,250
We're good.
447
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:38,500
Okay. Living room's all clear.
448
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,416
Oh, shit.
449
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:46,791
What was that?
450
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:50,375
I don't know. There are, like,
strobe lights attached to the wall.
451
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,083
-BARTON: What do you mean, strobe lights?
-I don't know.
452
00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:55,666
Yeah, what do you see?
453
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,250
Okay, what am I lookin' for?
454
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:01,625
A watch, vintage Rolex.
455
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,375
Belongs to someone I used to work with.
456
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,458
Is that the whole story, Clint?
457
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,416
They've been out of the game
a long time,
458
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,833
but their identity is still attached
to that watch.
459
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,250
Hmm. And if the Tracksuits
find out about it?
460
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,125
It would blow their cover.
Goodbye, friend.
461
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:26,375
Got the watch.
462
00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:29,041
Great.
463
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:34,166
Hang on a minute.
464
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,750
Clint, somebody is taking notes
on your family.
465
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:39,875
What?
466
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:42,416
"Clint Barton, wife, Laura,
daughter, Lila, age 14,
467
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,333
"son, Cooper, age 16, son, Nate." What...
468
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,291
Kate, get out of there now.
469
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,083
What? Why?
470
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:52,541
That light's an alarm. It's a silent alarm
for people that can't hear.
471
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:53,791
Oh, my God.
472
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:54,958
It's Maya's apartment.
473
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:56,416
All right, I'm coming...
474
00:29:58,041 --> 00:29:59,625
Clint, what's going on?
475
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:01,916
Clint?
476
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:08,708
Maya's here.
477
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:09,875
Yeah, I can see that.
478
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,416
Then why didn't you tell me?
479
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:15,458
I did. Maya's on the roof with me.
480
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,833
-No, Maya is definitely here.
481
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,750
Well, who the hell am I fighting then?
482
00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,500
A little help?
483
00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:33,666
Give me a second. Incoming.
484
00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:38,083
Get on the zip line.
485
00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,625
Oh, this is great.
486
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,125
Come on. Come on.
487
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,333
That hurt.
488
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:55,208
No, no, no! No, no!
489
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:08,583
Pull me up!
490
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:13,583
Get outta here.
491
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,541
Who the hell was that?
492
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,000
You don't wanna know, Kate.
493
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:42,166
I cannot be your partner
if you don't tell me what's going on.
494
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,333
You're not my partner.
Do you understand that?
495
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:46,416
You never were.
496
00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:51,250
Someone has hired a Black Widow assassin.
497
00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:55,750
This has gotten very real, very quickly.
498
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,458
So I'm doing this alone.
499
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:01,583
No, you're not.
500
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:07,000
Look, I know that tonight didn't go
as planned, but I chose to be here.
501
00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,916
I understand the risk,
I understand all of that.
502
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,291
I'm not gonna do it.
503
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,083
Do you hear me?
504
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,500
Do you hear me?
505
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,458
Go home, Kate.
506
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:24,958
It's over.