1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:11,345 [rousing orchestral music playing] 2 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,654 [rousing orchestral music continues playing] 3 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,511 [mysterious music playing] 4 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,899 [people chattering] 5 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,655 [docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few 6 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,366 who stood above the fray and fog. 7 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,952 My, what weapons they must have wielded. 8 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,246 Which brings us to our current exhibit, 9 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,915 the mythical staff of the gods. 10 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,625 In Homer's tale, 11 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:27,921 the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. 12 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,966 Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. 13 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,134 What did I say? 14 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,593 Museums are fun. 15 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,555 Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] 16 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,307 - Whoa! - [docent] Okay, 17 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,683 there's no reason to get pushy. 18 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,102 Everyone will get a chance to see it. 19 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,603 Carved from a heartwood 20 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,106 not seen in over 2,000 years, 21 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,442 the two halves of this ancient replica 22 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,736 were recently discovered in, of all places, 23 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,364 a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. 24 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,782 So strong, they reportedly broke 25 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,743 - three trash compactors. - [thuds] 26 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,037 Okay, um, friends, that's enough. 27 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,456 I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] 28 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,333 - Stop! - [people murmuring] 29 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,500 Stop! Sir! 30 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,462 Sir! 31 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,882 - [people screaming] - [man 1] Hey! 32 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,342 Hey, what are you doing? 33 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,302 - [people chattering] - [ominous music playing] 34 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,358 [gasps] 35 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,113 [crackling] 36 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,198 [gasps] 37 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,158 [dramatic music playing] 38 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,251 - [crackling] - [gasps] 39 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,764 [whispering in other language] Unleash the chaos. 40 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,015 [grunts] 41 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,726 [sighs] 42 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,144 [both grunting] 43 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,855 Unleash the chaos. 44 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,070 [gasps] 45 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,574 Unleash the chaos. 46 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,658 [growls] 47 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,494 [roars] 48 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,538 [people screaming] 49 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,873 [alarm blaring] 50 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,917 [people clamoring] 51 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,591 [people grunting] 52 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,555 [man 2 in English] Wait, wait. Move, move, move! 53 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,930 No, no! 54 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,766 [man 3] Help me! 55 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,358 - [grunts] - [ringing] 56 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,737 [people screaming] 57 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,369 [man groans] 58 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,373 No! [panting] 59 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,334 Ladies, please just let me go. 60 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,794 [speaking other language] 61 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,733 [man 5 in English] Oh, my God! Look out! 62 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,718 [people coughing] 63 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,306 [people clamoring] 64 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,740 [dramatic music playing] 65 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,887 Turns out museums are fun. 66 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,518 Let's have more of it. 67 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,646 We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered. 68 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,148 The champions of this realm outnumber us. 69 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,318 Human champions are still humans 70 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,111 and we are gods. 71 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,031 Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. 72 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,325 To protect the power of the gods, 73 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,119 he will have chosen with meticulous precision 74 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,957 the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions 75 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,334 this realm has ever witnessed. 76 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,920 I'm an idiot. 77 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,005 I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. 78 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,757 Like, what am I even contributing? 79 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,676 There's already a superhero with a red suit, 80 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,843 with a lightning bolt on it 81 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,971 and I'm fast, but he's faster. 82 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,724 Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly 83 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,101 and Batman is so cool! 84 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,228 And I'm just me. 85 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,711 And I can't say this to anyone else, 86 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,249 'cause my family looks to me as a leader, 87 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,108 but I feel like 88 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,276 a fraud. 89 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,652 You understand I'm a... 90 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,113 pediatrician, 91 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,825 right? 92 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,910 I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended 93 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,662 by another patient, Billy Batson. 94 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,038 It doesn't matter. 95 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,873 Can you help fix my thoughts so that 96 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,834 they just, like, you know, stop happening? 97 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,335 All right, look. 98 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,980 And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist, 99 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,880 but it sounds to me like 100 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,717 you're experiencing imposter syndrome. 101 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,012 And often, that originates from trauma early in life, 102 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,514 so if you don't mind me asking, 103 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,558 how well do you remember your childhood? 104 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,059 Like it was today. [chuckles] 105 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,937 Trauma? Uh, I don't know. 106 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,480 I mean, I never met my dad. 107 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,942 Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. 108 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,545 I spent a lot of time in the foster system, 109 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,612 ran away from 11 homes, 110 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:44,904 got into a lot of fights. 111 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,197 Then I was abducted by a wizard 112 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,741 who gave me superpowers 113 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,468 and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. 114 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,660 That's not a small amount. 115 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,120 A doctor conjured seven demons 116 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,580 and held my whole family hostage, 117 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,099 so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, 118 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,833 and then everybody got superpowers, 119 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,686 but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing 120 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,396 and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. 121 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,340 Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. 122 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,884 Right? Rejected by your parents, 123 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,469 then by the system, 124 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,180 and now rejected by a city you try to protect. 125 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,848 I never said I was rejected by my city. 126 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,393 "Rejected by city." 127 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,354 That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. 128 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,106 - I do. - Anyway, okay, well, um... 129 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,859 I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. 130 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:27,447 There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... 131 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,783 - Hostage situation? - Yeah. 132 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,660 [door closes] 133 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,329 [guns firing] 134 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,414 [shouting in video game] 135 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,210 I suck balls at this. 136 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,920 [guns firing in video game] 137 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,713 Why do we always have to play war games? 138 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,507 Hey, it's practice for our other job. 139 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,467 - [scoffs] - I'm serious. 140 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,678 Military strategy, multiple team members, 141 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,513 each with a special skillset 142 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,890 unleashed against an unknown enemy. 143 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,558 [Victor] I know how it sounds, 144 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,411 but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. 145 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,104 I'm telling you. 146 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,956 Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. 147 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,441 - But we don't need guns! - [gasps] 148 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,276 [Mary] Darla? 149 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,545 [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. 150 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,072 - We are the guns. - [Mary] Darla! 151 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,591 Why were there Skittles in my pockets? 152 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,701 It was supposed to be a surprise. 153 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,327 It was. 154 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,079 Hmm, she's very moody lately. 155 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,081 Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? 156 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,333 - Oh. - [Rosa] Whoo! Ole. 157 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,686 [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns 158 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,420 - killing Genghis Khan? - Yes. 159 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,130 Unicorns aren't real. 160 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,340 It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. 161 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,484 [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. 162 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,176 Your guy's gonna die! 163 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,970 Whoo! [laughs] 164 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,139 [chattering on tv] 165 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,724 - See? - Yes. 166 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,100 I told you you would get into it 167 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,560 if you gave it a chance. 168 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,854 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal. 169 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,667 [Billy whispering] What's going on? 170 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,691 [Freddy sighs] 171 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,487 [grunts] 172 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,826 Dude, what are you doing? 173 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,512 [officer on headphones] Possible 10-99 in progress. 174 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,013 Multiple reports of cracking on roadway. 175 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,873 Fraying suspension cables. 176 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,167 All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge. 177 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,294 Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy. 178 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,629 It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it. 179 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,857 We should see it performed live. 180 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,299 I was thinking the same thing. 181 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,735 I feel like we can get tickets to that concert. 182 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,594 Two. Maybe not six. 183 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,804 All or none. That's the rule. 184 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,640 Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now. 185 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,226 So, now's your last and final chance. 186 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,103 Billy Batson, come with me. 187 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,813 No, no, no! 188 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,816 Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia! 189 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,194 [sighs] Is it though? 190 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,070 - Almost finished. - Again? 191 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,364 - Okay. - [Mary] This better be good. 192 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,575 [Eugene sighs] 193 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,161 Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going? 194 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,788 - [Freddy clears throat] - Um... 195 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:40,872 To fight crime? 196 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,043 - Okay. - Bye, Mom. 197 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,544 Bye, Mom. 198 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,588 - Bye. - Bye, Rosa. 199 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,380 [door closes] 200 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,258 Give it time. 201 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,302 [intriguing music playing] 202 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,893 You guys ready? 203 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,479 [all] Shazam! 204 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,523 [dramatic music playing] 205 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373 [people chattering] 206 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,833 - [siren wailing] - [man 1 grunting] 207 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,380 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,965 [bridge creaking] 209 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,466 It's gonna break! 210 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,095 Run! 211 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,138 [people clamoring] 212 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:50,191 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 213 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,443 [singing along] ♪ I need a hero ♪ 214 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,614 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 215 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,698 ♪ He's... ♪ 216 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,370 [bridge clanking] 217 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,581 [music continues playing on radio] 218 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,791 [ominous music playing] 219 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,546 - [people screaming] - [man grunts] 220 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,509 [woman whimpering] 221 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,470 [gasps] 222 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,902 [gasping] 223 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,031 [whimpering] 224 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,574 [tires screech] 225 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,285 [whimpering] 226 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,203 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 227 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,914 No, no, no. 228 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,542 [woman screaming] 229 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,757 No way, shut up! Did I just save you 230 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,320 while you were listening to this song? 231 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,552 [screams] 232 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,970 No! I got you, I got you. 233 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,642 [music continues playing] 234 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,320 No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. 235 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,988 Oh. 236 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,281 [grunting] 237 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,242 [yelling] 238 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,078 I'm just kidding, it's real easy. 239 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,161 [grunts] 240 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,374 [people shouting] 241 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,214 Hi! 242 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,299 [gasps] 243 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,551 Oh, my gosh. Kittens! 244 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:44,180 Oh! They're so cute! [gasps] 245 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,393 Did she just leave us? 246 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,896 Okay, let's go. 247 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,940 [superheroes whooshing] 248 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,909 [grunting] 249 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:08,996 [sighs] 250 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,797 - [woman screams] - [grunts] 251 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,219 [grunting] 252 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,691 - Okay. - No, no, no, I got ya! 253 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:40,445 That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. 254 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,238 Hey! Junior? 255 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,698 You're gonna wanna hold on tight. 256 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,702 [people chattering] 257 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,205 [siren wailing] 258 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,249 [intriguing music playing] 259 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:05,970 Everyone's safe. 260 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,054 Awesome job, Mary. 261 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,474 Circle up, fam! 262 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,517 [heroic music playing] 263 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,857 All right, here's the situation. 264 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,401 We have one more job to do 265 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,653 and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing. 266 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,866 [reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. 267 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534 Fortunately, there are no casualties. 268 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,244 Thanks in part to our local heroes, 269 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,746 one with me now. 270 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,331 It's great to be here, Nancy. 271 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,542 What can I say? It's all in a day's work. 272 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,270 Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed 273 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,338 the Philadelphia Fiascoes? 274 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,340 Given that that's not an official title, 275 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,300 we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. 276 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,944 [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... 277 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,804 What is wrong with these people? 278 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,432 Have you ever no... 279 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,518 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 280 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,370 [Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to. 281 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,164 Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies 282 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,397 while vaping on TikTok. 283 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,482 [Victor] Oh. 284 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,526 [kitten meowing] 285 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,112 Is that a kitten? 286 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,530 [purring] 287 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,613 No. 288 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,292 [machinery powers up] 289 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,336 [upbeat music playing] 290 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,810 I'm gonna name you Tawny. 291 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,441 [kitten purring] 292 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,828 [Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What? 293 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,622 Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? 294 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,458 Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. 295 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,378 A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. 296 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,380 Emotionally countless, 297 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,463 Mary. 298 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,009 Where's Eugene? 299 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,427 Where he always is. 300 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,013 Mapping out the Room of Doors. 301 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,056 [mysterious music playing] 302 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,643 [Shazam] Eugene! 303 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,146 Hey, buddy! Where you at? 304 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,108 Hey, Eugene. 305 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,530 Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene. 306 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,283 [thudding] 307 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,494 - [Eugene grunting] - [creature groans] 308 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,578 [Super Hero Eugene] Oh. 309 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,040 [groans] 310 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,123 You're late. 311 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,042 Do not go in there. 312 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,423 All right, fam-jam, let's jump in. 313 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,384 - [fanfare music playing] - [chuckles, mutters] 314 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,094 [clears throat] All right, big day, 315 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,931 big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right? 316 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,094 But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now. 317 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 Mary? 318 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,106 Organic chem is my meditation. 319 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,524 [Shazam chuckles] 320 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,526 Said nobody with friends ever, really. 321 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,154 In point of fact, I'd have friends 322 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,697 if I had gone to college. 323 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,550 [Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of 324 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,825 smart thing that a smart person 325 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,220 who doesn't need to go to college says. 326 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,745 So, 327 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,205 let's go back to the tape. 328 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,957 Now, guys, as you can see, 329 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,793 we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? 330 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,545 Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, 331 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,256 - terrific! - [cell phone ringing] 332 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,467 Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. 333 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,945 No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. 334 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,512 I know. And I love these daily recaps. 335 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,847 I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. 336 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,034 - It helps keep me loose! - Okay, fine, fine. No recap. 337 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,452 We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. 338 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,061 I gotta test this slime for toxicity 339 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,272 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. 340 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,275 Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on 341 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,319 so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. 342 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,488 It's right that I give Tawny back. 343 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,925 [Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening? 344 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,952 What is happening right now? All or none, guys! 345 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,287 If you say you have to work... 346 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,788 I have to work. 347 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,999 [sighs, chuckles] Why do you even have a job? 348 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,309 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! 349 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,793 - Stop. - No, seriously. 350 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,062 Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses 351 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,546 and, like, nobody recognizes her 352 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,065 and she's, like, an accountant or something? 353 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,550 Just stop. You are holding on too tight. 354 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,344 Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes 355 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,847 doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. 356 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,765 Or me wanting to go to college 357 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,309 means I'm abandoning the family. 358 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,852 Oh. Okay, cool, 359 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,812 it's about college again. I totally get it. 360 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,022 Yeah. 361 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,815 Do you really not see yourself? 362 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,898 [sighs] 363 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,574 You turn 18 in five months. 364 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,909 They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out. 365 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,454 Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out 366 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372 of the foster system just like I did. 367 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,125 Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay? 368 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,208 Do you? 369 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,088 Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. 370 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,008 And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me 371 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,093 and soon there will be no checks for you. 372 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,806 I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job. 373 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,475 I want to contribute. 374 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,352 At some point, Billy, like 375 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,687 everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or... 376 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,480 leave home. 377 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,946 Nothing lasts forever. 378 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,497 [door opens, closes] 379 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,875 I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity. 380 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,215 So, clearly, some things do last forever. 381 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,258 - [ominous music playing] - [wind blowing] 382 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,402 [footsteps approaching] 383 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,086 [man] Leave me to die. 384 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,423 Oh, but we come bearing gifts. 385 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,843 [magic resonating] 386 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,685 Magic. 387 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,562 Impossible. 388 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,814 This realm was sealed off from magic. 389 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:36,485 Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core. 390 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,280 From every god in this realm. 391 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781 From me. 392 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,576 [bar sizzling] 393 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,870 Do you not remember what you took? 394 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,831 What my particular power was? 395 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,333 The power of elements. 396 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,004 No. I cast a barrier to prevent your kind 397 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,006 from entering the human realm. 398 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,258 The only way that barrier could be removed is if... 399 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,718 Someone broke this? 400 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,929 How did... 401 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,639 Where is the Champion? 402 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,392 It was your hands that forged this staff for our father 403 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,769 and yours that will mend it. 404 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,981 I told you I would die before I help you. 405 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,776 [grunting] 406 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,530 [groaning] 407 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,377 Now, say the word. 408 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,630 Never. Never! 409 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,256 Never say never. 410 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,390 Say the word. 411 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,434 [magical voices echoing] 412 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,776 [magical voices] Say the word. Say the word. 413 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,320 - Shazam! - [crackling] 414 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,364 [dramatic music playing] 415 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,409 [magic resonates] 416 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330 [grunting] 417 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,336 [grunts] 418 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,547 [growls] 419 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,009 [grunts] 420 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,513 [screams] 421 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,725 [grunting] 422 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,144 Now we get to have our fun. 423 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:38,482 Fun is for children, dear. We are at war. 424 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,577 [upbeat music playing] 425 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,412 [school bell rings] 426 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,979 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my goodness. 427 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,063 - I am so sorry! - I'm so sorry! 428 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,463 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry! 429 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,649 No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay? 430 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,692 - I'm okay, yeah. - Okay, yeah. 431 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,342 - I'm always okay. - Good. 432 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:08,721 Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is? 433 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,964 [voice cracks] Miss Saunders! 434 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,308 [clears throat] Yeah, absolutely 435 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,952 is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird. 436 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,662 Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better 437 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:16,913 it's nothing compared to the amount 438 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,147 that you're blushing right now. 439 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,523 Oh, I blush when I'm confident. 440 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,066 - [chuckles] - [Brett] There she is. 441 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,277 - Hey. - New girl. First period. 442 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,529 - [Anne] Yeah. - I'm Brett. This is Burke. 443 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,323 Listen, if you need anything at all, 444 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,241 we're your guys. We got it. 445 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,327 [Freddy] Brett and Burke Breyer. 446 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,721 They got it all. I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, 447 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,538 - chlamydia, they got it. - [chuckles] 448 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,498 Plenty of it to go around, too. 449 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,335 This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid. 450 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,253 Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now. 451 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,772 Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs. 452 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,399 Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can. 453 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,026 'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage, 454 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,970 do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys! 455 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,803 [grunting] 456 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,263 [Brett] Down goes Freeman. 457 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,473 Hey, hey! Look! 458 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,268 - Now I'm a superhero. - Nice! 459 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,812 [clearing throat] 460 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,731 What is this thing doing here? 461 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,232 - Janitors. - [groaning] 462 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:03,460 [Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'? 463 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,818 - Come on. - [Freddy grunts] 464 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,254 You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh? 465 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,197 Yeah, that's probably why you fell. 466 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,782 [Burke] Yeah. [Brett] Bye, new girl. 467 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,991 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. 468 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,618 Don't sweat it. That trash can 469 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,346 was like a second home to me when I went here. 470 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,370 [Freddy chuckles] 471 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,207 Hey. 472 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,833 You knew those guys were gonna hit you, 473 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,752 but you stepped in anyway. 474 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,962 You know something? That's how I amuse myself. 475 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,255 The funnier I am, 476 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,966 [grunts] the more I get punched. 477 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,259 [both chuckling] 478 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,636 Well, it made me laugh. 479 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:32,846 So... 480 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,727 - [chuckles] - Hero. 481 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,521 [mouthing] 482 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,150 You gonna walk me to class, or what? 483 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,544 Why would I... Walk you to class? No. 484 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,654 Why would I wanna do that? Yes! 485 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,072 Thanks. [chuckles] 486 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,449 So, from the top. 487 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,661 What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? 488 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,748 Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, 489 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,251 a while ago I happened to have some lunch 490 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,253 in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. 491 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,297 Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. 492 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,716 - That was you? - Yeah. 493 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,509 And they're still dicks to you? 494 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,028 Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, 495 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,430 doesn't really necessarily make you cool. 496 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,806 You seem pretty cool to me. 497 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,642 [loudly] Freddy! 498 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,063 Is my name. 499 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,858 Sorry, that was weird and loud. I'm Freddy, 500 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,484 he said in a normal voice. 501 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,568 I'm Anne. 502 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,864 Anne. 503 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,157 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 504 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,450 - Nice! - Bullseye. 505 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,118 Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro! 506 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,201 [chuckles] 507 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,121 What? 508 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,204 [sighs] 509 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,459 [chuckles lightly] 510 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,504 [wizard gasping] 511 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,548 [unsettling music playing] 512 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,270 [grunts] 513 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,442 [groans] 514 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,613 [speaking other language] 515 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,577 [in English] Good, little one. Well done. 516 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,497 Now go find me the one responsible for this. 517 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,667 [captivating music playing] 518 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,597 [cork pops] 519 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682 Wow. Um... [chuckles] 520 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,602 I'm flattered that you feel this way. 521 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,522 Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know... 522 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,774 Romantic setting 523 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,276 and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food. 524 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,820 I mean, you went all out. 525 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,948 I love that, I, I, I, I do. 526 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,658 I'm just not sure 527 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,719 that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. 528 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,287 Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. 529 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:06,834 I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles] 530 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,797 I know the whole world wants to see this happen. 531 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,420 You and me. 532 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:14,007 The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles] 533 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,177 She-zam. 534 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,555 I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... 535 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,890 gonna let 'em all down. You know? 536 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,679 That I'm gonna let you down. 537 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,733 You know what? Screw it. Let's try. 538 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,985 Let's try this crazy thing. 539 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,319 Maybe we'll, uh... 540 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,575 seal it with a kiss? 541 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,618 [sentimental piano music playing] 542 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,673 - Billy Batson! - [Shazam screams] 543 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,967 You are a fool of a champion. 544 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,094 What the hell... What the hell is going on? 545 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,488 What happened to her beautiful face? 546 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,139 Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead? 547 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,391 I bring a warning from beyond your realm. 548 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,393 The daughters of Atlas are coming for you. 549 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,644 Daughters of Atlas? 550 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,146 They're coming to unmake your world 551 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,107 and torture mankind for all eternity 552 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,860 - in the Pit of Endless Agony. - Okay, I feel like maybe 553 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,045 I should be writing all this down. 554 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,195 - Quiet! - Okay, okay. 555 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,197 You don't know what you've done. 556 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,241 I regret ever choosing you. 557 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,951 Because of you, 558 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,054 the barrier between the world has been brought down. 559 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,580 They will be hunting for you now. 560 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,663 Hunting your family. 561 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,085 [Shazam] Hmm? 562 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:35,005 Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy. 563 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,466 The fate of your world depends on it. 564 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,801 One thing you absolutely must not allow 565 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,095 the daughters of Atlas to do is... 566 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,597 - [screams] - [gasps] 567 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,102 [breathing heavily] 568 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,438 - [mysterious music playing] - [crackling] 569 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,236 - [shatters] - [gasps] 570 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,159 Hey, Freddy? 571 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,082 - [dog barking in distance] - [crickets chirping] 572 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,746 [sighs] 573 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,799 [Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it. 574 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,134 Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [gasps] 575 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,804 Armored car heist? 576 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,139 [chuckles] I think I got that in the bag. 577 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,016 [rock music playing] 578 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,851 - Shazam! - [lightning cracks] 579 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,524 Whoo! 580 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,359 [Freddy scoffs] 581 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,238 Bon appetit. 582 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,074 Hi. 583 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,743 - Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi. - Hi. [chuckles] 584 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,161 Um, you wanna show me 585 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,038 where you were sitting when it happened? 586 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,750 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. 587 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,585 - Yeah. Follow me. - Okay, yeah. 588 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,879 So, basically, it's a table down at the end. 589 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,923 [people chattering] 590 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,552 So I was sitting, yeah... 591 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,013 Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting 592 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,347 right there. 593 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,658 - Here? [chuckles] - Right there, yeah. 594 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,600 [cell phone vibrates, chimes] 595 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,227 Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother. 596 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,312 Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister. 597 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,596 Always has to know where I am. 598 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,898 - Right. - [cell phone chiming] 599 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,334 - I feel that, clearly. - [chuckles] 600 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,901 Always thinks she knows better, too. 601 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,504 Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? 602 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,321 Exactly. And it's not that I don't love her. 603 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:25,574 No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone... 604 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,451 Constantly breathing down your neck. 605 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,345 - From the moment you wake up! - 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore. 606 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,747 No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly. 607 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,558 And do we have to do every single thing together? 608 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,625 [both] No! 609 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,711 - [both chuckle] - [footsteps approaching] 610 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,880 Oh! Billy! What... 611 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,381 What a coinkidink! Um... 612 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,383 I was just telling my friend Anne 613 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,261 - what a great guy you are. - We need to talk. 614 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,904 We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. 615 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,681 - He's a great talker. - Freddy. 616 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,975 I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay. 617 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,896 Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated? 618 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,189 The skin peeled off his face. 619 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,066 He turned into a literal pile of ash. 620 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,234 - Yeah, seems definitive. - I dunno. 621 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,446 Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams 622 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,007 and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message. 623 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,759 [snaps fingers] Could be astral projection powers. 624 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,993 - What's that? - Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you 625 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,846 - from the great beyond? - That's it, I'm calling 626 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,330 an emergency meeting after school. 627 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,373 - I want you there. - Where else am I gonna go? 628 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,750 - What? - Dude. 629 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,877 [Freddy reading indistinctly] 630 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,213 Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it! 631 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,857 All right? It was already like that and, and, and... 632 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,317 What is that, the Tribune? It's fake news! 633 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:25,801 Freddy, we only have one rule. 634 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,177 [both] All or none. 635 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,613 And it's a stupid rule, by the way. 636 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,222 I have a girl talking to me, Billy. 637 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,057 A girl. For the first time in my life! 638 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,077 And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl, 639 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,727 but I'll never find out 640 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,121 if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do! 641 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,522 Just be at the Rock, Freddy. 642 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,608 [sighs] Okay. Mmm. 643 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,860 By the way, uh, she has a sister. 644 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,362 Total control freak. 645 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,863 I think you guys would get along. 646 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,740 Think you'd love her, actually. 647 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,009 [Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam, 648 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,493 I know it sounds crazy. 649 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,203 And, and obviously I don't know 650 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,205 exactly what this all means 651 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,873 but, but he was super aggro 652 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,976 and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think. 653 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,460 He was yelling about all this 654 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,021 wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff. 655 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,631 Do you have to talk so loud? 656 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,633 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud. 657 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,427 I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume. 658 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,887 What is the deal? Are you okay? 659 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,974 - Yeah. - Why do you have sunglasses on? 660 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,451 Did you go to the eye doctor this morning? 661 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,227 - [snorts] - [Shazam chuckles] 662 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,813 I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, 663 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,607 but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun. 664 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,652 In point of fact, I did have a great time. 665 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,613 I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself. 666 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,949 You made friends at the eye doctor? 667 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,492 No, she... 668 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,035 Yeah, can we get back on track? 669 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,662 Listen, he's yelling at me 670 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,664 and he's saying the daughters of Atlas 671 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,624 are coming to hunt us. 672 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,042 So, check out what I found. 673 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,726 "The daughters of Atlas are the offspring 674 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:43,962 of the Titan Atlas..." 675 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,505 which is obvious, 676 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:49,718 but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death. 677 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,137 Well, good things can happen at night. 678 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,805 - And death. - [sighs] 679 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,640 Let me see this. 680 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,684 [intriguing music playing] 681 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,690 "The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life 682 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,402 which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life 683 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,362 which gave birth to their realm 684 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,822 protected by a... 685 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,950 - dragon." - Hey, now. 686 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,219 And I am suddenly here for this. 687 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745 I know, right? 688 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,181 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. 689 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,998 - On the other hand, dragon! - Dragon! 690 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,708 Mary. What are we doin'? 691 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,502 I don't know, man. This is your meeting. 692 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,088 Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page 693 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,840 and, and, and look, 694 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,676 I often think that you think better than me. 695 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,388 The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? 696 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,474 Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. 697 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,559 That, that room of doors, or that violin 698 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,229 that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also 699 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,792 definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? 700 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,858 He didn't even tell me my superhero name. 701 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,194 And it's not like I'm not tryin'. 702 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,446 But I really, really need your help. 703 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,451 Uh, I might know somebody that can help. 704 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,583 Shut up. That lights up? 705 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,627 [rumbling] 706 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,671 Shut up. 707 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,013 [enchanting music playing] 708 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,497 So, I'm mapping out the entire lair 709 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,207 and you withhold this? 710 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,041 [Shazam] And you have really been holding out on us. 711 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:46,125 Jeez Louise, dude. 712 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,505 - Whoa! - [Shazam] "Whoa" what? 713 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,173 - "Whoa" what? - [superhero Darla] Look! 714 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,857 - [superhero Darla chuckles] - Hey, Steve. 715 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,345 [chuckles] What? You call the pen "Steve"? 716 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,029 Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." 717 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,057 [superhero Darla] He totally looks like a "Steve." 718 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,229 "'Crime and Punishment, ' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. 719 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,690 - [Shazam laughs] - Pedro. 720 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,651 - Dude, that's cheating. - I mean, he knows everything. 721 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:14,154 - Hmm. - Seriously. Ask him. 722 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,655 You can just ask him stuff? 723 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,216 - Pretty much. - [Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool. 724 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,868 Steve, we're looking for information 725 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,911 about the daughters of Atlas. 726 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,955 Can you please help us with that? 727 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,214 - These are book titles. - [Shazam] Okay. 728 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,775 Let's just all pick a book, or something. 729 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,177 Where's Freddy? I mean, obscure mythology? 730 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,970 Definitely his thing. 731 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,598 I'm not even sure Freddy knows what his thing is anymore. 732 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,143 [people chattering] 733 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,647 You know I've actually never, never been up here. 734 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,067 Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out 735 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,402 with your superhero friends, isn't it? 736 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,797 No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? 737 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,501 I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... 738 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,367 Do you actually know those guys? 739 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,495 Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? 740 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:04,847 Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I 741 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,456 aren't really exclusive, as of now. 742 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,540 [chuckles] 743 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,118 Do you wanna meet one of them? 744 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:12,796 Meet, like how? 745 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,214 Like, face-to-face, right now. 746 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,716 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 747 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,051 And today is your lucky day, 748 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,011 because I'm gonna call the hot one. 749 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,347 Her? 750 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,932 - No, the male hot one. - Him? 751 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,810 What? Him? 752 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,746 Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um... 753 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,814 Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls 754 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,649 so... It's no big deal. 755 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,651 Is this a joke, Freddy? 756 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,445 'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really. 757 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,659 No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna 758 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,512 call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. 759 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,622 So, don't move. So, stay right there. 760 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,666 Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? 761 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,460 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. 762 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,729 Remember that time I saved your life? 763 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:54,838 No, no, no, the other time. 764 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,339 Yeah. 765 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,800 Well, I'm calling in that favor. 766 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,180 [lightning cracks] 767 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,974 [heroic music plays] 768 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,394 You must be Anne. 769 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,188 [gasps] Oh, my God. 770 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,233 Friend of Freddy's, I hear. 771 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,111 I am, actually. Yeah. How are you... 772 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,033 [sighs] You know, I may be the one with the superpowers, 773 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,201 but that kid, 774 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,744 he's the real hero. 775 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:28,872 Yeah. I mean, honestly, 776 00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,540 I've never met anyone like him. 777 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,917 He's... genuine 778 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,670 and warm and funny. [chuckles] 779 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,338 - That's a lot of nice things. - Yeah. 780 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,633 How did you two meet? 781 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:41,801 Comic Con. 782 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,803 - What's Comic Con? - What? 783 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,197 [superhero Mary] According to this, 784 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,474 gods considered humans servants, 785 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,392 toys to be played with, 786 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:50,852 children to be punished. 787 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,481 [chuckles] Thanks, Steve. 788 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:57,025 Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods. 789 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,651 I'm reading about that right now. 790 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,320 So, apparently, all of this 791 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,447 revolves around a powerful weapon. 792 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,449 So Atlas, uh, the father 793 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,743 of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah, 794 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,666 he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life 795 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,289 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 796 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,209 but also to take powers away from others. 797 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,754 So, the staff's where Atlas stored all supernatural power. 798 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,591 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 799 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,218 But when things got bad, 800 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,221 a council of human wizards got together and they 801 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,639 stole the staff from Atlas. 802 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,474 And they used that to take his powers away. 803 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,035 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 804 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,536 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, 805 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,395 this is the wizard that I know! 806 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,605 What do these say? 807 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,529 "The Wisdom of Solomon, 808 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,239 Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas, 809 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,907 Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles, 810 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,284 Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole. 811 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,619 No. 812 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,706 Whoa, guys, look! 813 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,333 This is what the name means. 814 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,894 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 815 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,836 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 816 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,048 If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. 817 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,591 Boop. 818 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,717 [Shazam] I'm sorry, 819 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,594 are you very unsubtly implying 820 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,305 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 821 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,182 - Solo Man? - Yeah. 822 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:13,935 Well, maybe it comes later. 823 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,937 I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. 824 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,021 - I'm just saying. - Yeah. 825 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,398 This is very, very hurtful. 826 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,667 I just want you all to know that. 827 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,109 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 828 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,569 - Oh. - [Shazam clears throat] 829 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,320 What else have we learned, fam? 830 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:28,783 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 831 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:33,162 the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some 832 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,290 magical sphere 833 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,166 sealing it away forever. 834 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,419 Cut off from magic. 835 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,546 Oh, so that's what that was about. 836 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,716 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 837 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,053 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 838 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:50,847 in Athens, Greece this morning. 839 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,992 Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 840 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,077 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that? 841 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,853 So, all those statues used to be people. 842 00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:00,857 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 843 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,025 where Greece is at? 844 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,196 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 845 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,281 You want it back? 846 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,245 I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away. 847 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,581 So, that's probably where the journey started. 848 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,790 - You know? - What? 849 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,250 What do you mean, "What?" What? 850 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,936 - You just left it there? - We were all there. 851 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,046 Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers. 852 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,797 You're welcome, by the way. 853 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,191 And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do 854 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,217 super bad-guy stuff with it, okay? 855 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,802 You broke the staff, 856 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,721 meaning you broke the barrier between worlds. 857 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,014 Which we now know. 858 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,974 We also now know what they look like, 859 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,827 so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two 860 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:37,852 - coming a... - Three. 861 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:38,935 What? 862 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,482 Atlas had three daughters. 863 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,859 Kalypso, Hespera, 864 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,694 Anthea. 865 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,238 Anne... thea. 866 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,369 You know, I'm not just a superhero. 867 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,663 I'm a super listener. 868 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,040 And... 869 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,249 I sense... 870 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,170 that you may have feelings for Freddy. 871 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,089 Just wanna know when he's coming back. 872 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,633 Don't want him to get hurt. 873 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,678 Oh, well, Anne... [sighs] I mean, we can't choose 874 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:13,429 the people we fall for. 875 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,056 What? 876 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,766 I'm not talking about that. 877 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,602 If he shows up now, he's in serious danger. 878 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,729 Whoa! Look who you're with. 879 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,398 What could possibly be dangerous? 880 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,481 Us. 881 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,361 Okay. 882 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,029 I see how it is. 883 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,113 Let's dance. 884 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,200 [groaning] 885 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:35,660 Oh, my God. 886 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,743 Freddy? 887 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,371 Ow! 888 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,914 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know. 889 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,416 I never meant for you to get hurt. 890 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,334 Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt. 891 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,168 Shazam! 892 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:47,796 Shazam! 893 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,924 Shazam. 894 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,009 - What's going on up here? - [Freddy] Mis... 895 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,761 Freddy, are you all right? 896 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,762 Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. 897 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,014 I'm okay. Go back inside. 898 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,516 Who are you? Do you have kids here? 899 00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,952 What are you doing? Don't hurt him. 900 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,520 I won't touch him. You have my word. 901 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,151 [whispering in other language] 902 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,903 [skin squelching] 903 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,989 [magical voices whispering] 904 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,323 [in English] Mr. G. Wha... 905 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,847 What did she say? What are you doing? 906 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,203 What are you doing? 907 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,913 What are you... no, no, no! 908 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,182 Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no! 909 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,626 Wait, no, no, no! 910 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,712 - [screaming] - [body thuds] 911 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,132 I forgot how easily they burst. 912 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,341 Why would you do that? 913 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:34,343 Like grapes. 914 00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:35,678 [sobs] 915 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,305 [magic resonates] 916 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:39,514 What the... Huh? 917 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,685 [Freddy yelping] 918 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,566 [gasps] 919 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,739 Now, child, tell us where to find the others. 920 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,449 No need. 921 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,826 [dramatic music playing] 922 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,328 [Freddy yelps, grunts] 923 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,247 Clip his wings, Anthea. 924 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,169 [magic trilling] 925 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,006 [Shazam grunting] 926 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,262 [grunting] 927 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,061 [chuckling] 928 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,984 Ow. 929 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:39,783 Wait. 930 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:42,829 There are more. 931 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,913 [exclaims] 932 00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,041 [heroic music playing] 933 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,754 - Perfect. We take them all. - No. 934 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,381 That's not why we're here. 935 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,591 We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister. 936 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,426 We stick to the plan we have. 937 00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:58,594 Father would never yield. 938 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,179 And Father is dead. 939 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:02,849 Now, you know your place, sister. 940 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,517 Or I will show it to you. 941 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,855 We do this our way, not theirs. 942 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,443 [Shazam grunts] 943 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,531 [Hespera] Make one move... 944 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,867 - [magic resonates] - [screaming] 945 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,326 [choking] 946 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,787 And I will snap this child's neck. 947 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:28,415 [choking] 948 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,294 [dramatic music playing] 949 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:54,775 Oh, Freddy. 950 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:58,737 [Freddy grunts] 951 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,783 - [Shazam grunts] - Billy, no! 952 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,625 [speaking in other language] 953 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,049 [magic resonating] 954 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,320 [Freddy in English] Billy, stay back! 955 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,083 They're using the staff to take our powers. 956 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,829 [grunts, gasps] 957 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,249 What? What? [gasps] 958 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,755 [grunting] 959 00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:02,677 - [grunting] - [crackling] 960 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:04,344 [yells] 961 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:08,932 Sorry! 962 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,853 [Freddy] I'm sorry, 963 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,355 I'm sorry, just, just save yourself. 964 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,983 No, no, all or none. We stick together. 965 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,902 And that you will because you cannot leave. 966 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,364 Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world. 967 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,033 [Freddy] No! 968 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,201 No! 969 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,284 Freddy! 970 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,438 [news anchor] From City Line Avenue in the north 971 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,423 to the western shore of the Schuylkill River 972 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,799 to Cobbs Creek. 973 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,718 The unidentified barrier appears 974 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,344 to be in the shape of a dome 975 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:48,472 with no one allowed into the city or out 976 00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:52,351 with some suggesting this strange magical element 977 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:57,356 may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. 978 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,400 [ominous music playing] 979 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,152 [yelps] 980 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:04,989 [breathing shakily] 981 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,710 - Holy sh... - [wizard] Shh! 982 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:21,255 - [gasps] - [wizard] I'm trying to sleep. 983 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,674 It is the only escape from the tortures here. 984 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,885 Okay. Bleak. 985 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,346 Wait a second. 986 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,599 Hagrid beard, Batman voice. 987 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,226 You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my... 988 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,787 You're back! Billy told me all about you. 989 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:37,897 Billy? You know Billy Batson? 990 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,540 Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend. 991 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,442 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower. 992 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,360 Well, used to be. It's complicated now. 993 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,987 She... It's complicated. 994 00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,531 That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam? 995 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,618 Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't? 996 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,536 [grunts] 997 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,954 Once I gave him the power, 998 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:56,707 I could no longer remain in my realm. 999 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,417 But death would have been a luxury 1000 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,419 compared to being trapped in this cell 1001 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,880 with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. 1002 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,256 Mostly with you. 1003 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,525 A little more sarcastic than Billy said, 1004 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,301 but, hey, all good. 1005 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,529 - Let's just get out of here. - "Let's just get out of here." 1006 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:10,763 Yeah, sure. 1007 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,515 I sound nothing like that, but okay. 1008 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:13,933 Here's what we've got, um... 1009 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,393 A cranky wizard with a cynical streak 1010 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,372 and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit. 1011 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:23,359 There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here. 1012 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,242 These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! 1013 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:28,364 - What spells do you know? - Please, stop talking. 1014 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:29,573 How about an arcane focus? 1015 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,200 I don't even know what that is. 1016 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,576 [groans] 1017 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,286 Fine, then let's make a potion. 1018 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,497 Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution. 1019 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,249 Oh! Gaseous form! 1020 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,793 Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart. 1021 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:44,213 I gave my powers to children who squandered it. 1022 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:47,007 We will die here, Freeby. 1023 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:49,969 It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even... 1024 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,470 The sooner you accept it, 1025 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,597 the easier it will be. 1026 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:56,225 Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here! 1027 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:57,935 Hmm. 1028 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,979 [foreboding music playing] 1029 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,405 [superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos. 1030 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,574 Power of axis." 1031 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,159 These are primordial forces. 1032 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,077 I don't know how we fight powers like this. 1033 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,996 I tell you how we fight it. 1034 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,539 With the wisdom of... 1035 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,709 - Solomon. - Exactly. 1036 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,586 We, we set up a meeting. 1037 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,046 Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. 1038 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,257 Offer up our powers for Freddy. 1039 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,176 But then we grab one of them 1040 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,011 and that's what we really use to trade! 1041 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,637 But what if they steal our powers? 1042 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,848 No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. 1043 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,493 You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. 1044 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,103 [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. 1045 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,355 - Hmm. - Dude, I suck at dodgeball. 1046 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,399 Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, 1047 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,859 but not Super Pedro. 1048 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,111 No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. 1049 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:52,156 Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. 1050 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,533 So I think we should send them a little invitation. 1051 00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,162 Okay. 1052 00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,247 So, Steve says that this paper 1053 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,458 is a stack of magical parchment. 1054 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,418 You write a message on the magical paper 1055 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:07,421 and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to 1056 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:10,007 and then the paper folds into a... 1057 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,468 [gasps] Oh, my God, yes! 1058 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,304 A paper bird. 1059 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,972 And it flies to the god. 1060 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,849 [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. 1061 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,978 Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? 1062 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,272 Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now? 1063 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:28,609 Did the pen just shrug? 1064 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,737 Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to... 1065 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,865 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. 1066 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,075 All right. [clears throat] 1067 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,370 Letter... 1068 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:43,332 Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no! 1069 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,000 I was just talking out loud. 1070 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:47,044 That's not a part of the letter. Wad that up, too. 1071 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,672 [superhero Darla] Maybe if you try 1072 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,799 - speaking from the heart. - Hmm. 1073 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,676 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1074 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,845 violence is not the answer." 1075 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,889 [foreboding music playing] 1076 00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:04,061 [Freddy grunting] 1077 00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:14,432 - [soldier growls] - [Freddy grunts] 1078 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,369 [Hespera] Child, 1079 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,454 I will spare your life if you're honest with me. 1080 00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,956 Honesty. 1081 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,626 Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice. 1082 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,753 The other Champions... 1083 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:32,172 are they children like yourself? 1084 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,049 What even is a child? 1085 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:36,885 I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish. 1086 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,595 Yes or no? 1087 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,806 No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough 1088 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,393 to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids. 1089 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,896 - Give us their names. - The names of the Champions? 1090 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:52,109 Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer. 1091 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:53,527 Are you guys taking this stuff in? 1092 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,029 Writing this down? No? 1093 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,280 They drive a Dodge Ram. 1094 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,531 He's lying. 1095 00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:00,075 That's your superpower, not mine. 1096 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,879 And she thinks you're a total control freak. 1097 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,121 One of you. 1098 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,247 Probably you. 1099 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,500 - [gasps] - Hold him. 1100 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,586 [soldier growls] 1101 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,880 [Freddy] Don't... [grunts] What's happening? 1102 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,214 What is that? What's she doing? 1103 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,758 Power of chaos. 1104 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,177 It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole. 1105 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,846 Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash, 1106 00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,182 so I'd actually like to see you try. 1107 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:25,392 Because nobody has the balls 1108 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,561 to handle what's inside my brain. 1109 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,813 [whispering] Say their names. 1110 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,607 [magical voices whispering] 1111 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,733 [gasping] 1112 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,276 [screaming] 1113 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:37,988 Say their names. 1114 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,866 [magical voices] Say their names. 1115 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,743 [screaming continues] 1116 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,873 Destiny's Child did it better. 1117 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:49,291 He is stronger than he looks. 1118 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,460 [Freddy screaming] 1119 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,337 - Say their names. - Stop! 1120 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,049 [hesitating] Billy... 1121 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,012 Billy Bats... 1122 00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,267 Billy B... 1123 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,811 Stop. 1124 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,480 [breathing shakily] 1125 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,981 This is from the Champions. 1126 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,318 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1127 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:18,821 violence is not the answer. 1128 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:22,574 Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. 1129 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,326 - We'd like to make a trade. - What? 1130 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,911 We'll give up our powers 1131 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,248 if you give us Freddy, add 'unharmed.' 1132 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,334 Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you. 1133 00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:33,794 Smart, Eugene. 1134 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,171 Steve, add 'unharmed' 1135 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,549 then, like, 'yours, trul...' 1136 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,343 No, 'Sincerely, best'. 1137 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,304 Maybe just signed 'The Champions.' 1138 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,056 Should we proofread it? 1139 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,308 Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes, 1140 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,768 just writes what you say. 1141 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:53,230 Great. I feel good about this. Me, too. 1142 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:56,191 Anyone else want a Gatorade? 1143 00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:57,484 Do we have red?" 1144 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,113 What is this Gatorade? 1145 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,907 - [dramatic music playing] - [yelps] 1146 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,909 - Is it a weapon? - Sister. 1147 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:08,912 We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter. 1148 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,664 [grunting] 1149 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,458 - Throw them in the pit. - [Anthea] Wait. 1150 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,002 They want to make a trade. 1151 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,256 And we will meet, sister. 1152 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,008 But humans are not to be trusted. 1153 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:24,678 The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right? 1154 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,431 Right? [grunts] 1155 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,435 [wizard and Freddy screaming] 1156 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,479 - [wizard groans] - [Freddy coughing] 1157 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,982 [both grunting] 1158 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,242 Are you hurt? 1159 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,828 No, just worthless. 1160 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,331 - Well, you must get up. - For what? 1161 00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:56,210 All this pretending to be a superhero is just... 1162 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,212 a way for me to pretend I'm not broken. 1163 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,005 Oh, feelings. 1164 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,091 [rumbling] 1165 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:08,388 [grunting] 1166 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,768 [unsettling music playing] 1167 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:17,397 - I see something moving. - Yeah, I see it, too. 1168 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,609 [heavy footsteps approaching] 1169 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,740 [Freddy breathing heavily] 1170 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,121 [low growling] 1171 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,164 [Freddy] Oh, shit. 1172 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,584 What is that? 1173 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,961 Ladon. 1174 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,255 The guardian of the Garden of Atlas. 1175 00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:45,926 - [Ladon growling] - [Freddy whimpering] 1176 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:48,928 [roars] 1177 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,600 - Run. - I can't. I can't! 1178 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,481 - [roaring] - [Freddy screams] 1179 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:09,783 [powers trilling] 1180 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:11,785 [Freddy breathing shakily] 1181 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,870 - [screams] - You're okay! You're okay. 1182 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:15,581 I don't feel okay at all. 1183 00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:18,166 That's the power of the dragon. 1184 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,419 It emanates fear from every pore of its body. 1185 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,796 Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal, 1186 00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:25,048 so that none can approach the garden it protects. 1187 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,719 Power of axis. Very cool, very, 1188 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,637 - very rare. - [Hespera] Anthea! 1189 00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:32,681 [Anthea] I must go. 1190 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:35,642 The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth. 1191 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,477 Right, left, left 1192 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:40,063 and then follow the right-hand wall to the center. 1193 00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,867 - You'll need this. - How did you find this? 1194 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,483 You once protected me from the bullies 1195 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,611 in your world, Freddy Freeman. 1196 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:46,903 Now I've protected you in mine. 1197 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,328 - Hero. - [both chuckle] 1198 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,497 Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection. 1199 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,166 I was about to rearrange those boys' 1200 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,792 internal organs when you stepped in. 1201 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,462 But you didn't know that, which does make you brave. 1202 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:06,381 I was just brave because I knew I had powers. 1203 00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:10,052 No, the most powerful thing about you is you. 1204 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,723 [clears throat] How lovely for both of you. 1205 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,100 Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get... 1206 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,895 You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore. 1207 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,438 All they require now is the seed. 1208 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,524 - The seed? - Yes. 1209 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,401 Which remains hidden in a place unreachable 1210 00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:28,445 by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster. 1211 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,947 You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name! 1212 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,742 [whimsical music playing] 1213 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,747 [people chattering] 1214 00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,129 [Shazam] Hi, God... No? 1215 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,385 Yo, Low Voltage. 1216 00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,055 When you fixing this dome shit, man? 1217 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:56,556 Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. 1218 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,933 [clicks tongue] I have a plan. 1219 00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,434 - Really? - Uh-huh. 1220 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,198 'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich. 1221 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,521 No, these sandwiches? 1222 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,748 No, these sandwiches are important. 1223 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,190 They're, they're for a meeting. 1224 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:08,527 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs] 1225 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,194 Colonel? 1226 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,031 Oh, boy, I really need a name. 1227 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,159 [dramatic chord plays] 1228 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,037 Quiet one, she is. 1229 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,665 I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. 1230 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,250 [chuckles nervously] 1231 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,793 Is that... 1232 00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,670 Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. 1233 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,380 Uh... 1234 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:31,258 Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. 1235 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,141 A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, 1236 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,470 which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. 1237 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,432 But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, 1238 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,476 like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? 1239 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,979 If thieves stormed your home in the night 1240 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,148 and stole all your coin and then fled, 1241 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,525 you would naturally give chase, would you not? 1242 00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:51,570 And say, in this pursuit the thieves 1243 00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:53,071 dropped the money on the ground 1244 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,657 and your neighbor picked it up and kept it. 1245 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:59,661 Now, imagine it is not money, 1246 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,955 but the lifeblood of your father. 1247 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,040 The last breath of your mother. 1248 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,460 The power of all the gods, 1249 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,755 the magic of the entire realm that was stolen. 1250 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,424 And now this magic courses through you, 1251 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:14,301 and you have the gall 1252 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,845 to believe that you deserve it? 1253 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:21,349 This is very personal, 1254 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:23,642 Billy. 1255 00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:28,565 You are very menacing. 1256 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,859 I just want you to know that. Like, I really... 1257 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:34,571 I see the presence that you have, and that goes a long way. 1258 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:38,158 But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise. 1259 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,118 [both] There is no compromise. 1260 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,120 I knew you were gonna say that. 1261 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:44,498 Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay? 1262 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,083 Give us back Freddy, you take down this 1263 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,337 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing 1264 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,963 and then, you know, 1265 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,691 we won't have to annihilate you into the ground. 1266 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:54,925 - [scoffs] - It's a good offer. 1267 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,134 I'm being serious. 1268 00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,804 You play the part of a man, 1269 00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:01,264 but you do not play it well. 1270 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,600 Give us the powers, child. 1271 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,061 All of them. 1272 01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,896 You are no leader, Billy. 1273 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,816 You are a lost boy 1274 01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:14,110 who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. 1275 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,363 Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 1276 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,406 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, 1277 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,701 but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 1278 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:25,038 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. 1279 01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:26,706 And let me tell you something. 1280 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,835 It's all about family! 1281 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,670 [music swells] 1282 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,172 - [music stops] - [birds cawing] 1283 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:37,467 Family! 1284 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:40,679 Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. 1285 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,764 Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess? 1286 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,977 No, human. You forgot about mine. 1287 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,021 [screams, grunts] 1288 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,232 [dramatic music playing] 1289 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,277 [Hespera grunts] 1290 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,445 [Shazam grunting] 1291 01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:58,530 [man] Come on! 1292 01:00:58,613 --> 01:00:59,614 - Let's go. - Pedro! 1293 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:02,408 [staff whirs] 1294 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,035 [grunts] 1295 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,702 [superhero Eugene quavering] 1296 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,003 [both quavering] 1297 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:22,262 - [Shazam grunts] - [gasps] 1298 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,306 - [Shazam grunting] - [electricity crackling] 1299 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,104 [groans] 1300 01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,861 You're wasting my time, boy. 1301 01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,449 [powers resonate] 1302 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,492 [both grunting] 1303 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,671 [rumbling] 1304 01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:02,969 [women grunting] 1305 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,018 [Shazam grunts] 1306 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,068 Yeah. 1307 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,361 [Shazam] Whoo! 1308 01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:21,071 She sure didn't see that coming 1309 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:25,033 because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [chuckles] 1310 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,826 [Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... 1311 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,371 - [rattling] - A euphemism. That was a euphemism. 1312 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,254 - [Shazam] No! - [women grunting] 1313 01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:51,101 [Shazam groans] 1314 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,536 [Hespera] We've taken the power from two 1315 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,354 in your family already. 1316 01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:56,940 And now two more must die, and for what? 1317 01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:59,484 So you can keep playing soldier? 1318 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:01,528 [Shazam grunting] 1319 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:15,166 - [choking] - [groaning] 1320 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,587 [groans] 1321 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,631 [grunting] 1322 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:28,805 [grunting] 1323 01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,106 My father was Atlas. 1324 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:41,026 Titan god of stamina and strength. 1325 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,489 His magic and power may course through you, 1326 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:49,868 but you will never be a true god. 1327 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,911 Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed? 1328 01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:54,205 [both grunt] 1329 01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,626 - [coughing] - Nope! 1330 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,840 [both panting] 1331 01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,885 You okay? That was fun. Let's go. 1332 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,849 Come on. Come on, come on. 1333 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,103 [Shazam] Hurry, everyone! 1334 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,187 Let's go, let's go. 1335 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,824 What? 1336 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:31,701 - [door closes] - [chain locks] 1337 01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,161 You thought you were just goin' 1338 01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,680 into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? 1339 01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:36,873 Which I can somehow still smell. 1340 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:39,101 Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? 1341 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,251 - Yeah. - Like, permeates 1342 01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:41,878 the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, 1343 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,338 welcome to the Rock of Eternity. 1344 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,632 Only Champions 1345 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,093 can get in here, through any door that we want. 1346 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,887 Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't. 1347 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,473 Guys, that's what I call a total success. 1348 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,893 Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. 1349 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:58,816 - Told you I suck at dodgeball. - [Shazam] Yeah, 1350 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,313 you do, yeah, but you know, 1351 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:01,749 look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. 1352 01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:03,066 You know what I mean? 1353 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,776 And hers... [chuckles] 1354 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,402 lack of strategic thinking. 1355 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,363 Now for the real trade. 1356 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,783 Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. 1357 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,302 [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. 1358 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:14,410 [Shazam] Oh, yeah. 1359 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,621 And get rid of the dome. 1360 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,248 'Cause the city of brotherly love 1361 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,499 is gettin' a little moist. 1362 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,336 Word choice, man. 1363 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:24,480 [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as 1364 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,131 it was coming out of my mouth. 1365 01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:27,132 [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... 1366 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:28,255 [Shazam] I know. I just... 1367 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:35,140 "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." 1368 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,891 - Burn! - [chuckles] 1369 01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,226 I just came up with that. 1370 01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,537 Make sure you put a dash in there, though, 1371 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,437 so it's really clear. Okay. 1372 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,881 [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar 1373 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,221 and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter. 1374 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,987 [clears throat] So... 1375 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,030 "A brother for a sister, huh? 1376 01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:52,740 How's that feel? 1377 01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:55,618 Also, how are you actually sisters, 1378 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:58,413 because the age difference is very noticeable, 1379 01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:01,708 and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." 1380 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,127 Even though I don't like you very much, 1381 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,087 I believe everyone deserves human rights, 1382 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,881 but you don't deserve strawberry. 1383 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,800 You only get yellow. [gasps] 1384 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,219 She's gone! 1385 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:16,973 Wait, what? 1386 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:19,017 [dramatic music playing] 1387 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,694 I thought we brought her in too easily. 1388 01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:31,779 She wanted to get caught. 1389 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:35,241 I don't get it. Where would she even go? 1390 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,325 [clanking] 1391 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,244 [door creaks] 1392 01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:46,836 Well, this seemed inevitable. 1393 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,179 Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. 1394 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:59,349 We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? 1395 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:00,975 I don't know. 1396 01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,353 You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, 1397 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,396 you know nothing about magic, you're just... 1398 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,109 You're the wizard. 1399 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,362 - Thank you. - Whatever. 1400 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:15,114 Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted. 1401 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:21,037 [tense music playing] 1402 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,494 - [door unlocks] - [Freddy gasps] 1403 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,632 Get back, get back. Get back. 1404 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:44,769 [whispering in other language] 1405 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:50,607 [Hespera gasps] 1406 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,513 [in English] Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. 1407 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:03,871 One moment. 1408 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:06,291 Did you not see what she was holding? 1409 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:08,042 It was an apple. She wanted a snack. 1410 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,419 What's the big deal? 1411 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,755 The golden apple. From the Tree of Life. 1412 01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,590 From the Tree of Life. 1413 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,955 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe? 1414 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,264 - Billy! - Billy. Gosh. 1415 01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,347 [wizard groans] 1416 01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:24,975 Where are you going now? 1417 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:30,897 [inhales sharply] 1418 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,819 [exhales] Nope. 1419 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:35,902 She's not in there. 1420 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,197 Nope. 1421 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,907 No, no, no. That's a hard pass. 1422 01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:42,011 - That's a hard pass. - [Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy, 1423 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,494 you don't gotta worry about that one. 1424 01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:45,264 It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere. 1425 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,956 - [sniffs] - Like an ancient Greek 1426 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,160 - labyrinth? - [Shazam] Guys... 1427 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,336 [sniffs] porta-potty. 1428 01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,087 - [sniffs] - [Super Hero Eugene] Mmm. 1429 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,431 Hespera. 1430 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,439 It's over, sisters. 1431 01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,025 Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm. 1432 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,780 Or we plant it in their realm. 1433 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:22,200 But that would destroy their world. 1434 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,577 Just as they destroyed ours. 1435 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,788 [Hespera] You can't be serious. 1436 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,664 - Yes. - [Anthea] No. 1437 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,208 No, that's not what we agreed to. 1438 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,959 [Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore. 1439 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,586 [Hespera] She's right, we've spent ages 1440 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,129 waiting for this moment. 1441 01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:36,547 [Anthea] We have the seed. 1442 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:38,508 We have the staff and its powers. 1443 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:39,967 [Hespera] We are not squandering it 1444 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,844 for your personal satisfaction. 1445 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,889 [whispering] No, I should go, not you. 1446 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:46,933 Look, I know what you're thinking. 1447 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,286 The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." 1448 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,705 But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. 1449 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:52,980 - It's pathetic. - [knees crack] 1450 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,107 See? 1451 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:56,609 Fortune be with you, Freddy. 1452 01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:58,778 Thank you. What did you just call me? 1453 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:02,365 Freddy. Freddy Freeman. 1454 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,827 [chuckles] That's it. You nailed it. 1455 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,453 I'll see you on the other side. 1456 01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:10,432 [Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life 1457 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,125 would not thrive in their soil. 1458 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,294 It would despoil, it would disfigure into something... 1459 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,712 [Kalypso] Monstrous? 1460 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:19,173 That is what humans are. 1461 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:22,176 It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world 1462 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,720 and do to them as they did to us. 1463 01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:30,017 [Anthea] We agreed to restore balance 1464 01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,563 and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. 1465 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,649 Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. 1466 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,609 - No, not all. - All. 1467 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:42,155 [Hespera] Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. 1468 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,406 [Kalypso] Why? 1469 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,825 Humans wreak havoc and devastation, 1470 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,035 then pray to the gods to absolve them. 1471 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,413 They actually pray for order and peace 1472 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,624 when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. 1473 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,918 Anthea, I want you to take the apple 1474 01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,087 and plant it in our garden. 1475 01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:00,923 [Kalypso] Of course you turn to her. 1476 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,675 Father would be ashamed of both of you. 1477 01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,469 - [object clatters] - [Freddy yelps] 1478 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,345 Where did that even come from? 1479 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,891 - Hi! - You favor her, Hespera, 1480 01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:11,559 and see how she betrays us. 1481 01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:16,832 Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. 1482 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,983 - No! - [Kalypso] Kill him! 1483 01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,197 What is that? 1484 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,073 [Shazam] Great question. No idea. 1485 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,743 But made you look. 1486 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:29,994 Billy! [chuckles] 1487 01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,539 - Oh! - Oh. 1488 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,333 - [Freddy gasps] - Your crutch! 1489 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,336 - Oh! Shazam! - [lightning cracks] 1490 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,419 - Yes! - No! 1491 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,343 So, we have a lot to talk about. 1492 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,730 Kalypso, hand me the staff. 1493 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,234 You are not fit to wield it. 1494 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,652 More fit than you. 1495 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,415 You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. 1496 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:07,782 Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, 1497 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,909 but everyone here has become weak. 1498 01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:13,204 Ladon, world-eater, 1499 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,582 rise from the pit! 1500 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,626 [clanking] 1501 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,922 [Ladon roars] 1502 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,051 [Shazam] Go, go, go! 1503 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:28,445 [superhero Darla] Captain Everypower! Where's he going? 1504 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,762 [Super Hero Eugene] What the... 1505 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,514 - [superhero Mary screams] - [Ladon roars] 1506 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,351 [all screaming] 1507 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:39,146 [roars] 1508 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,024 [snoring] 1509 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,068 [superheroes chattering faintly] 1510 01:12:45,403 --> 01:12:46,403 [Rosa] Victor? 1511 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,531 Victor, wake up. 1512 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:51,826 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What? 1513 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,452 Dad. We gotta go! 1514 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:55,656 - We gotta get out of here. - We have to go right now! 1515 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,915 This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. 1516 01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,726 That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. 1517 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,419 Just don't freak out. 1518 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:02,920 [Victor and Rosa screaming] 1519 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,964 [all speaking at once] 1520 01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:08,193 I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy. 1521 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,857 Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene, 1522 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,178 - and that's Freddy... - It's me. 1523 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:12,573 That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, 1524 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,056 and then Pedro, just normal Pedro. 1525 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,058 [Shazam panting] 1526 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,327 Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? 1527 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:19,562 We have to tell 'em the truth. 1528 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:22,023 - [all] We're superheroes. - I'm gay. 1529 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,107 Yeah, we know, bud. 1530 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:25,693 - You knew? - Yeah. 1531 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,988 - Yeah. - Oh. 1532 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,865 - I'm the wizard. - Oh, this is the wizard. 1533 01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:32,508 He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." 1534 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:34,303 Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. 1535 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,387 [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. 1536 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,912 This is so weird. 1537 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,205 [Shazam] Yep, yep. 1538 01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,875 You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? 1539 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:44,253 Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname 1540 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,398 but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? 1541 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,382 We have to go. The dragon is here! 1542 01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:50,801 Dragon? 1543 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,845 - [all screaming] - [Ladon roars] 1544 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,514 [Victor whimpers] 1545 01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:00,436 [ominous music playing] 1546 01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:02,605 [roaring] 1547 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,191 - [Super Hero Eugene] You okay? - [breathing heavily] 1548 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:30,215 Okay. 1549 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,052 I know this is a lot to take in, 1550 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,054 but I promise to explain it all later. 1551 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,847 [Victor] Explain what? 1552 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,617 That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods 1553 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,327 that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? 1554 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,520 - Yeah. - Wait, you bought the house? 1555 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,854 Yeah. 1556 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:45,856 - [rumbling] - [superhero Freddy gasps] 1557 01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:47,774 [roars] 1558 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,238 Run! Go! 1559 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,281 [all screaming] 1560 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:57,575 [roars] 1561 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,914 - [both grunting] - Oh, no. 1562 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,583 [Ladon roars] 1563 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,835 [Pedro] Get down. 1564 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,378 [superhero Freddy] Okay, that's it! 1565 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:12,299 [screams, grunting] Again? 1566 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,218 - [roars] - [Shazam] Freddy! 1567 01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:19,682 Hey, hey! This is what you want, right? 1568 01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:26,856 [Ladon growls] 1569 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,656 Come on, we're good. 1570 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,050 We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go. 1571 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,034 [dramatic music playing] 1572 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,999 [grunting] 1573 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,132 [roars] 1574 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,843 [screaming] 1575 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:02,600 [screaming] 1576 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:03,683 Mary! 1577 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,687 - No. - [gasping] 1578 01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,731 [Mary screaming] 1579 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:48,103 Hey. Are you okay? 1580 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:49,854 You okay? 1581 01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,357 All right. 1582 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,903 Now, where is this dragon? 1583 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:05,496 [roars] 1584 01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,211 [foreboding music playing] 1585 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:25,391 Fitting place for a garden. 1586 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,186 [growls] 1587 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:43,826 [rumbling] 1588 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,956 [Ladon growls] 1589 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:55,170 [roars] 1590 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:23,824 [woman screaming faintly] 1591 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:27,953 - [man and woman screaming] - [grunts] 1592 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,499 [tires screeching] 1593 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,543 [people screaming] 1594 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,092 [whimpering] 1595 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,014 [breathing shakily] 1596 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:51,769 [ominous music playing] 1597 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,214 [rumbling] 1598 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:46,949 [roars] 1599 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,492 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1600 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,536 [people shouting] 1601 01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:54,707 [tense music playing] 1602 01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,712 [screeching] 1603 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:02,297 Go! Let's go, let's go! 1604 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,927 [whimpers] 1605 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,847 Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping! 1606 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:14,018 - [people chattering] - My shoe! 1607 01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:17,186 [roars] 1608 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,569 - [creature grunting] - [officer screams] 1609 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:25,779 [roars] 1610 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,823 [tires screeching] 1611 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,289 Holy moly. 1612 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:38,250 [people screaming] 1613 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,294 [foreboding music playing] 1614 01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,346 [creatures roaring, screeching] 1615 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,603 You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon, 1616 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,189 but it is the least of our problems right now. 1617 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,985 Your world will not survive this. 1618 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,278 Yeah, no shit, Merlin! 1619 01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:07,362 [Anthea] He's right. 1620 01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:10,115 Anne! 1621 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,701 - Are you okay? Are you hurt? - I'm okay, I'm fine. 1622 01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:15,496 In the God Realm, this tree... 1623 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,832 is a thing of beauty. 1624 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,584 Of peace. 1625 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:23,087 It was not meant for the soil of this realm 1626 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,297 and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it. 1627 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,424 Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you... 1628 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,593 I must try to sway Hespera. 1629 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:31,637 Only she can subdue our sister. 1630 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,722 I will give it my all, or die trying. 1631 01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:35,265 Die? No, I'm pretty sure 1632 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,868 we can come up with an alternative to dying. 1633 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,394 My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be. 1634 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,021 I've lived a long life. 1635 01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,665 What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?" 1636 01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:43,524 We're the same age. You're young. We're young. 1637 01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:45,567 I'm over 6,000 years old. 1638 01:21:45,651 --> 01:21:47,069 - Oh? - [chuckles] 1639 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:49,612 You look great. 1640 01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:51,197 Oh. 1641 01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:58,205 Suddenly seems inappropriate. 1642 01:21:58,288 --> 01:21:59,288 Yeah. 1643 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,591 We can't let her die. She called me sweet! 1644 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:11,218 We have to figure something out. 1645 01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:13,595 Take my powers back. 1646 01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:15,013 - No, Billy! - No, no, no. 1647 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,723 Hey, take my powers back. 1648 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:18,076 You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right? 1649 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,269 I am no longer the champion. You are! 1650 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,538 You think I know how to fix this, dude, 1651 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:23,188 but I really don't, okay? 1652 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,566 I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were. 1653 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,252 I had to Google them. But you know who they are, 1654 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,861 which means you know what to do. 1655 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,904 And you were right. 1656 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:33,157 You picked the wrong champion, man. 1657 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,093 I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right? 1658 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,244 Because without my family, I'm nothing. 1659 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,708 And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'. 1660 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:43,917 [wizard] No. 1661 01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,460 You don't have a shred of wisdom 1662 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,004 in that brain of yours. 1663 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,799 But your heart is wise. 1664 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:54,303 And it knows exactly what must be done. 1665 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:57,931 I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion 1666 01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,602 and no one was worthy of what I once shared 1667 01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:04,146 with my brothers and sisters. 1668 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,939 But when you shared your powers, 1669 01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:08,775 you did not hesitate. 1670 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,153 For you, everyone can be worthy 1671 01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:12,738 if given a chance. 1672 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:16,158 Now, go fight for your family. 1673 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,410 Go fight for the world. 1674 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,704 I chose right when I chose you. 1675 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:25,751 [Freddy] Billy? 1676 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,628 Billy, what are we gonna do, man? 1677 01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:30,714 Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world. 1678 01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:32,466 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff 1679 01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:34,301 and I need you to lure these things away 1680 01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:37,095 from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right? 1681 01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:38,931 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. 1682 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,183 Can I just see you, before you go? 1683 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,227 Not this version. 1684 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,145 You... You. 1685 01:23:45,229 --> 01:23:46,313 My Billy. 1686 01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,358 [gentle music playing] 1687 01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:53,528 Shazam! 1688 01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:55,614 [lightning cracks] 1689 01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:58,158 Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning? 1690 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:02,578 Hey. 1691 01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:11,588 I promise after this 1692 01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,423 if I don't get eaten by a dragon, 1693 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,760 I'm not gonna force you to keep me. 1694 01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:19,054 - Okay? - What? 1695 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,847 I know I age out soon. 1696 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,767 Billy. 1697 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:28,230 My wonderful, kind, brave, son. 1698 01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:29,713 You will never age out of your home. 1699 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:32,693 Never. 1700 01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:39,283 Now, do me a favor 1701 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,743 and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 1702 01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,246 go kick their ass, okay? 1703 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,581 I love you, Mom. 1704 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,250 Me too. 1705 01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,088 - Shazam! - [lightning cracks] 1706 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,591 [dramatic music playing] 1707 01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,762 That's gonna take some getting used to. 1708 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,639 Everybody to the battle wagon! 1709 01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:03,974 The battle wagon? 1710 01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:07,077 Trying to get into the spirit of things. 1711 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,441 [engine starts] 1712 01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:15,527 [growling] 1713 01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:27,080 Don't you see what you're doing to these people? 1714 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,164 [Kalypso] I do. 1715 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,834 And what I see is just. 1716 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,252 Hespera, look at this tree. 1717 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:34,921 It is blighted. It is unnatural here. 1718 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,840 We made a vow to restore our realm, 1719 01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:38,508 not destroy another. 1720 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,445 [Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last. 1721 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:42,721 They did not know their place, 1722 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,306 so I am showing it to them. 1723 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:47,934 Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades. 1724 01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:50,020 No. I'm putting an end to this. 1725 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,103 [grunts] 1726 01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:56,735 - [growls] - [groaning] 1727 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:00,197 - [roars] - Hespera. [pants] 1728 01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:07,162 No! 1729 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:09,915 Hespera. 1730 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:13,794 If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne, 1731 01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:16,171 then perhaps you should be human. 1732 01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:26,723 [panting] 1733 01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:30,352 [rumbling] 1734 01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:34,731 [gasps] 1735 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:36,775 [dramatic music playing] 1736 01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:43,448 [grunting] 1737 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,378 [powers trilling] 1738 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:06,346 [creatures screeching] 1739 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,807 [creature roars] 1740 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,851 [people shouting, screaming] 1741 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,729 Help, somebody! [screams] 1742 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,106 - [roars] - Somebody help! 1743 01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,232 Somebody help! 1744 01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,110 - [all screaming] - [roars] 1745 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,453 [tires screeching] 1746 01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:31,264 Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs 1747 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:32,448 I can run over with this van. 1748 01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:33,956 [gasps] 1749 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,960 Hey, Steve. 1750 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:41,131 What are monsters afraid of? 1751 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:46,094 "The king of beasts." 1752 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,262 Lions? 1753 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:48,430 Unicorns. 1754 01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,515 Really? I love unicorns. 1755 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,559 Yet, the unicorn does not love you. 1756 01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:54,603 Guys, unicorns don't exist. 1757 01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,521 - What? - [creature roaring] 1758 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,482 [people screaming] 1759 01:27:58,565 --> 01:28:01,151 - [Freddy] Oh, my... - Ah! [pants] 1760 01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,028 I guess maybe it's not so crazy. 1761 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:06,114 The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm. 1762 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:07,616 Ruthless and cruel, 1763 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:09,010 not like the ponies from your storybooks. 1764 01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,494 They loathe humanity. 1765 01:28:10,577 --> 01:28:12,120 Is there anything they do like? 1766 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,749 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"? 1767 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,393 Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods. 1768 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,085 It's supposed to be sweet, like honey. 1769 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,378 I have an idea. 1770 01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,130 Go, go! Quick, quick. 1771 01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:24,841 Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can. 1772 01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:27,052 Kids? 1773 01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:29,095 - [people screaming] - [creature growls] 1774 01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:32,766 - Let's go. - Come on, let's go! 1775 01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:35,101 Wizard? 1776 01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:36,186 I'm going with them. 1777 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,062 [Rosa] Freddy? 1778 01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:41,398 Anne? 1779 01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:44,152 Anne! 1780 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:45,236 Anne! 1781 01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:51,034 I am not entirely sure how to parent, here. 1782 01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:53,078 [ominous music playing] 1783 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,627 [Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi! 1784 01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:02,003 [Shazam grunts] 1785 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:03,796 [roars] 1786 01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:12,472 [roars] 1787 01:29:13,807 --> 01:29:16,518 Whoo! That was really satisfying. 1788 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:17,601 How was that for you? 1789 01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:22,148 [Shazam screams] 1790 01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,817 - [car alarm blares] - [Shazam grunting] 1791 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,402 [car horn honks] 1792 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:34,869 [gasping] 1793 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:36,663 - [man 1] Yeah. - [people cheering] 1794 01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:38,873 We love you, Thundercrack. 1795 01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:40,417 You're the best, Captain Marvel. 1796 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,211 - Yeah, go, High Voltage! - Oh, wassup, bro? 1797 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:45,422 It's Maximum Voltage actually, amongst other names. 1798 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:47,257 We're still kinda workshopping it, so... 1799 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,340 [growls] 1800 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:54,264 [roars] 1801 01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:56,558 You thought you were invulnerable. 1802 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,393 But, no. 1803 01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,145 Magical fire. 1804 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,063 Magic can kill magic. 1805 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:03,857 Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic." 1806 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,442 Way ahead of you, lady. 1807 01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:06,586 I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen 1808 01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,861 my suit burn like this. 1809 01:30:07,944 --> 01:30:10,405 Also, nobody messes with my town! 1810 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:12,324 Know what I'm saying? 1811 01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,576 [Kalypso] I defeated my traitor sister. 1812 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:15,785 A god. 1813 01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,871 You think I won't destroy you? 1814 01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:21,166 [heroic music playing] 1815 01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:33,970 - [grunts] - [roars] 1816 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,057 [grunting] 1817 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,558 [laughs] 1818 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:43,104 [yelling] 1819 01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:59,037 - [breathing heavily] - [crackling] 1820 01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:06,628 The staff is absorbing it all. 1821 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:08,504 Like a battery. 1822 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:15,970 That's right. 1823 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,306 Run! 1824 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,933 This is a terrible idea. 1825 01:31:20,016 --> 01:31:22,185 You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity. 1826 01:31:22,268 --> 01:31:23,348 [siren wailing in distance] 1827 01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:26,606 Oh, no. 1828 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,608 [people shouting in the distance] 1829 01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:42,205 [creature skittering] 1830 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,129 [rustling] 1831 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:57,429 - Hello. - No. 1832 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,472 [snorting] 1833 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,350 It's okay. Come here. 1834 01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:08,356 Darla... 1835 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,734 It's okay. Good girl. 1836 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:12,861 [snorting] 1837 01:32:12,944 --> 01:32:14,988 [suspenseful music playing] 1838 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,618 - Whoa, watch out! - [Eugene] Whoa! 1839 01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,579 - Darla! - [gasps] 1840 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:40,554 [sniffs] 1841 01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:45,852 [whispers] Taste the rainbow. 1842 01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:49,481 Good, isn't it? 1843 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,608 It's the closest to ambrosia we have. 1844 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,401 [unicorn snorts] 1845 01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:55,445 [gentle music playing] 1846 01:33:16,633 --> 01:33:17,633 Good girl. 1847 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:23,723 [roars] 1848 01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:25,600 [both] Whoa! 1849 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,402 We're gonna need more Skittles. 1850 01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:38,446 [people screaming] 1851 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,115 [roars] 1852 01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:45,620 [woman grunting] 1853 01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:48,914 [sniffs] 1854 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:53,294 [growls] 1855 01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:55,755 - [sniffs] - [galloping in the distance] 1856 01:33:55,839 --> 01:33:57,799 - [creature roars] - [unicorns roar] 1857 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:01,135 [screeches] 1858 01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,179 [unicorns roaring] 1859 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:06,683 [triumphant music playing] 1860 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,145 [creature grunting] 1861 01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:14,732 Taste the rainbow, motherfu... 1862 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,901 [roars] 1863 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:34,794 [grunts] 1864 01:34:34,878 --> 01:34:37,005 No, no, no. 1865 01:34:37,088 --> 01:34:38,548 Lady, lady, you can't die! 1866 01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:40,633 Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers. 1867 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,970 Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers. 1868 01:34:44,053 --> 01:34:46,014 [breathes heavily] 1869 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,187 - Clear? - [grunts] 1870 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:56,232 Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! 1871 01:34:56,316 --> 01:34:57,734 [Hespera] Stop! Stop! 1872 01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:00,194 Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please. 1873 01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:03,239 Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay? 1874 01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:04,657 I don't want anyone else to die. 1875 01:35:04,741 --> 01:35:06,051 Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone, 1876 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:07,535 and we can save them. 1877 01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:08,995 This all came from the tree, right? 1878 01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,622 I might know a way to destroy 1879 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,081 the tree and the dragon all in one. 1880 01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:15,543 Ladon's powers are too great, boy. 1881 01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:17,128 Well, not if I can overload the staff 1882 01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:19,505 - with enough lightning. - A bomb? 1883 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,067 Is that enough to kill the dragon? 1884 01:35:22,091 --> 01:35:23,092 And more. 1885 01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:26,512 You would annihilate 1886 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,640 everything that's inside the dome. 1887 01:35:30,141 --> 01:35:32,018 Well, then I have one more favor to ask. 1888 01:35:33,603 --> 01:35:35,063 [people shouting] 1889 01:35:35,146 --> 01:35:36,981 [officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go. 1890 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:38,232 There's shelter ahead. 1891 01:35:38,316 --> 01:35:40,568 There's shelter ahead. Let's go. 1892 01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,612 Walk, don't run. There's shelter ahead. 1893 01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:44,488 Let's go, let's go. 1894 01:35:46,115 --> 01:35:47,784 [woman] Keep going. Keep going! 1895 01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,202 [Freddy] Anne! 1896 01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:50,285 Anne! 1897 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:53,289 Anne! 1898 01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:55,500 - [rumbling] - [Ladon roars] 1899 01:35:57,669 --> 01:36:00,296 - [people screaming] - [gasps] 1900 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,631 [officer] Go. Run. 1901 01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,883 - Watch that rear. - [breathing heavily] 1902 01:36:05,718 --> 01:36:07,095 [roaring] 1903 01:36:09,555 --> 01:36:10,807 [grunts] 1904 01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,892 [roaring] 1905 01:36:16,521 --> 01:36:17,897 Go, go, go! 1906 01:36:21,734 --> 01:36:24,320 [roaring] 1907 01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,072 [breathing heavily] 1908 01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:27,573 [officer 2] Back away! 1909 01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:29,951 - [growling] - [officer 3] Run, run, run! 1910 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,581 [people screaming] 1911 01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:38,126 [roars] 1912 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,169 Anne! 1913 01:36:40,253 --> 01:36:41,337 Ladon, 1914 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,423 kill the traitor. 1915 01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,012 [people screaming] 1916 01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:54,809 [grunting, breathing heavily] 1917 01:36:54,892 --> 01:36:57,687 [roaring] 1918 01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:02,108 [grunting] 1919 01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:17,623 Impossible. 1920 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:18,999 Bow him! 1921 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,712 [grunting] 1922 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,466 [yells] 1923 01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,509 [Anthea and Freddy grunting] 1924 01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:35,641 I lost it. Freddy, I can't. 1925 01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,435 What is a god without her power? 1926 01:37:37,518 --> 01:37:39,645 The most powerful thing about you 1927 01:37:39,729 --> 01:37:40,938 is you. 1928 01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:42,190 You taught me that. 1929 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:49,363 [both yelling] 1930 01:37:50,615 --> 01:37:52,325 Kill them! 1931 01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:55,536 [yelling continues] 1932 01:37:59,165 --> 01:38:00,750 [Anthea breathing shakily] 1933 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:04,504 [roaring] 1934 01:38:04,587 --> 01:38:05,587 [roaring stops] 1935 01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:09,675 [both panting] 1936 01:38:09,759 --> 01:38:11,844 [Shazam] Boom! [chuckles] 1937 01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:14,305 That must be super disappointing as a dragon. 1938 01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:18,309 Assuming that you are one. 1939 01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:20,103 I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire, 1940 01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,313 but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex 1941 01:38:22,396 --> 01:38:24,607 and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest. 1942 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:26,984 Freddy, Anthea, don't! 1943 01:38:30,404 --> 01:38:32,490 - [Shazam chuckles] - Ah, made you look! 1944 01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:34,158 Oh, lady, that's twice. 1945 01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:36,327 And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time. 1946 01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:37,745 [Shazam chuckles] 1947 01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:39,956 You want the staff? Come get it. 1948 01:38:47,713 --> 01:38:49,382 [Ladon roars] 1949 01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:00,768 [panting] 1950 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:04,980 [grunts] 1951 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:16,492 Now, Hespera. 1952 01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:18,828 [Ladon roars] 1953 01:39:18,911 --> 01:39:20,079 Now, Hespera. 1954 01:39:23,374 --> 01:39:24,792 Now. Now. 1955 01:39:26,002 --> 01:39:28,337 [Ladon growling] 1956 01:39:28,421 --> 01:39:32,133 [suspenseful music playing] 1957 01:39:33,176 --> 01:39:35,136 [groans] 1958 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,389 [powers resonate] 1959 01:39:38,472 --> 01:39:40,016 [speaking Greek] 1960 01:39:41,058 --> 01:39:43,019 [rumbling] 1961 01:39:45,396 --> 01:39:47,356 - [magic resonating] - [dramatic music playing] 1962 01:39:59,118 --> 01:40:01,621 [engine revving] 1963 01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:04,998 [tires screech] 1964 01:40:09,045 --> 01:40:10,045 [grunts] 1965 01:40:25,561 --> 01:40:26,979 [in English] No. 1966 01:40:27,063 --> 01:40:28,564 No! No! 1967 01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:48,125 [growls] 1968 01:40:52,630 --> 01:40:54,006 Remove the dome. 1969 01:40:54,090 --> 01:40:56,050 As long as I still breathe, 1970 01:40:57,051 --> 01:40:59,553 the dome still stands. 1971 01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:03,391 Till I see you on the other side, sister. 1972 01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:07,270 [roars] 1973 01:41:23,369 --> 01:41:25,329 [car horn honking] 1974 01:41:27,915 --> 01:41:29,625 [horn continues honking] 1975 01:41:38,050 --> 01:41:40,011 [tires screech] 1976 01:41:42,388 --> 01:41:44,307 [people chattering] 1977 01:41:47,101 --> 01:41:48,602 Billy! 1978 01:41:48,686 --> 01:41:50,354 - Get out of there. - [Shazam] I can't. 1979 01:41:50,438 --> 01:41:51,522 Billy. 1980 01:41:51,605 --> 01:41:53,149 [Shazam] I have to do this. 1981 01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:56,795 [Freddy] Billy, what are you doing? 1982 01:41:56,819 --> 01:41:58,130 You're not supposed to be in there. 1983 01:41:58,154 --> 01:42:01,365 Yeah, I am. 1984 01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:03,343 I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, 1985 01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:05,077 that I didn't deserve my powers, 1986 01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,062 but there's something that I can do. 1987 01:42:08,622 --> 01:42:09,622 No. 1988 01:42:10,624 --> 01:42:12,209 I can save all of you. 1989 01:42:12,293 --> 01:42:13,794 But it's all or none! 1990 01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:15,629 [Shazam] Yeah. 1991 01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:17,953 All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt. 1992 01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:23,304 Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that. 1993 01:42:23,387 --> 01:42:25,348 Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me. 1994 01:42:25,431 --> 01:42:27,224 My mom, my dad, everyone. 1995 01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:30,353 So when I found you guys, I had to hang on 1996 01:42:30,436 --> 01:42:31,663 and I've been hanging on too tight. 1997 01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:33,064 No. 1998 01:42:33,147 --> 01:42:34,707 I should have let you do your own thing. 1999 01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:38,402 Now it's time for you to fly. 2000 01:42:38,486 --> 01:42:39,486 What about you? 2001 01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:46,285 I'm Captain Everypower Junior. 2002 01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:48,621 [chuckles softly, sniffles] 2003 01:42:48,704 --> 01:42:50,122 Don't you forget it. 2004 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,585 [intriguing music playing] 2005 01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,180 [music swells] 2006 01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:38,587 [Ladon roars] 2007 01:43:42,883 --> 01:43:44,593 We end this now. 2008 01:43:44,677 --> 01:43:47,012 Yeah. We do. 2009 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:49,931 [Shazam grunting] 2010 01:43:58,023 --> 01:43:59,483 Come on, Billy. 2011 01:44:06,198 --> 01:44:08,033 [lightning crackling] 2012 01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:14,957 [roars] 2013 01:44:27,553 --> 01:44:28,846 He's got this. We got this. 2014 01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:30,806 He's got this. He's got this. 2015 01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:31,932 Billy. 2016 01:44:33,767 --> 01:44:34,767 [grunts] 2017 01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:37,521 Fly. 2018 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:39,148 [roars] 2019 01:44:43,652 --> 01:44:45,988 [grunting] 2020 01:44:50,034 --> 01:44:51,952 Billy. 2021 01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,621 Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! 2022 01:44:53,704 --> 01:44:55,289 [people chattering] 2023 01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:57,666 [grunting] 2024 01:45:01,003 --> 01:45:02,755 - [Ladon roars] - No! 2025 01:45:10,012 --> 01:45:12,890 - [roars] - [screaming] 2026 01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,603 [Ladon groans] 2027 01:45:30,699 --> 01:45:32,660 [roaring] 2028 01:45:36,956 --> 01:45:38,123 [Shazam grunts] 2029 01:45:42,044 --> 01:45:43,044 [Shazam exclaims] 2030 01:45:45,798 --> 01:45:46,798 Whoa! 2031 01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:50,718 Ah. 2032 01:45:56,308 --> 01:45:58,269 [Ladon roaring] 2033 01:46:00,938 --> 01:46:02,898 [dramatic emotional music playing] 2034 01:46:12,241 --> 01:46:14,034 [Ladon roaring] 2035 01:46:18,872 --> 01:46:20,291 [roars] 2036 01:46:27,464 --> 01:46:28,464 [grunts] 2037 01:46:50,154 --> 01:46:51,154 [Ladon growls] 2038 01:46:53,532 --> 01:46:56,076 Shazam! 2039 01:47:00,914 --> 01:47:02,708 [all whimpering] 2040 01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:05,169 [people clamoring] 2041 01:47:05,252 --> 01:47:07,212 [magic whirring] 2042 01:47:12,801 --> 01:47:13,801 Billy. 2043 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:17,264 A true god, 2044 01:47:17,348 --> 01:47:19,350 after all. 2045 01:47:19,433 --> 01:47:21,393 [gentle emotional music playing] 2046 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:28,692 [magic resonating] 2047 01:47:49,088 --> 01:47:50,088 [creature screeches] 2048 01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,718 - [growls] - [creatures screeching] 2049 01:48:02,309 --> 01:48:04,269 [all grunting, groaning] 2050 01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:12,778 He did it. 2051 01:48:20,619 --> 01:48:21,619 We must go. 2052 01:48:29,086 --> 01:48:30,086 Billy? 2053 01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:31,671 Billy? 2054 01:48:33,090 --> 01:48:34,090 [Freddy] Billy! 2055 01:48:35,968 --> 01:48:36,969 Billy! 2056 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:40,931 Billy. Where are you? [sobs] 2057 01:48:41,014 --> 01:48:42,057 [Victor] Billy! 2058 01:48:44,059 --> 01:48:45,059 [Freddy] Billy? 2059 01:48:49,022 --> 01:48:51,108 Billy! Billy. 2060 01:48:53,736 --> 01:48:54,862 Billy! 2061 01:48:54,945 --> 01:48:55,945 Billy! 2062 01:48:56,989 --> 01:48:58,198 Billy! 2063 01:48:58,282 --> 01:48:59,533 Dude, wake up. You did it. 2064 01:49:02,327 --> 01:49:04,079 Okay. You're supposed to wake up. 2065 01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,223 It's the part where you wake up 2066 01:49:05,247 --> 01:49:06,957 and open your eyes and laugh 2067 01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:10,127 and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me. 2068 01:49:11,545 --> 01:49:13,005 Dude. Joke's over, man. 2069 01:49:13,797 --> 01:49:14,840 Billy! 2070 01:49:17,092 --> 01:49:19,178 Billy. Billy, come on. 2071 01:49:21,722 --> 01:49:23,015 Freddy. 2072 01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:24,098 [sobs] 2073 01:49:26,268 --> 01:49:27,561 What did you do? 2074 01:49:29,897 --> 01:49:30,981 Wake up, Billy. 2075 01:49:31,064 --> 01:49:32,775 - [Victor] Billy? - He's over here! 2076 01:49:35,903 --> 01:49:36,903 Billy. 2077 01:49:38,447 --> 01:49:40,574 [sobs] You asshole! 2078 01:49:42,034 --> 01:49:44,203 We're a team! We're a team! 2079 01:49:45,412 --> 01:49:46,412 Oh, Billy. 2080 01:49:47,748 --> 01:49:49,124 Billy. 2081 01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:51,335 Oh, my baby. No. 2082 01:49:51,418 --> 01:49:53,378 [solemn music playing] 2083 01:49:55,964 --> 01:49:57,508 [Anthea] He was a hero. 2084 01:49:59,176 --> 01:50:01,595 He was a hero and a god. 2085 01:50:01,678 --> 01:50:03,764 And he should be laid to rest like one. 2086 01:50:08,268 --> 01:50:09,561 Hey, pal. 2087 01:50:09,645 --> 01:50:11,647 [Freddy crying] 2088 01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:12,981 [Rosa sobs] 2089 01:50:28,789 --> 01:50:30,707 [gentle music playing] 2090 01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:19,464 Will this land ever come back? 2091 01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:23,260 The staff is drained of magic. 2092 01:51:23,343 --> 01:51:26,179 Only the spark of a god can restore its power 2093 01:51:27,264 --> 01:51:28,724 and there are no gods left. 2094 01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:31,602 [woman] There is one. 2095 01:51:33,478 --> 01:51:36,231 [ancient lamentation music playing] 2096 01:51:41,445 --> 01:51:42,821 [dramatic music playing] 2097 01:51:47,075 --> 01:51:48,827 [gasps, chuckles] 2098 01:51:50,287 --> 01:51:51,287 What? 2099 01:52:05,218 --> 01:52:06,470 [crackles] 2100 01:52:06,553 --> 01:52:08,513 - [grunts] - [magic resonates] 2101 01:52:09,806 --> 01:52:11,725 [panting] 2102 01:52:11,808 --> 01:52:13,769 [pleasant music playing] 2103 01:52:18,482 --> 01:52:21,151 [Darla chuckles] 2104 01:52:21,234 --> 01:52:22,569 [Mary and Pedro gasp] 2105 01:52:28,367 --> 01:52:29,701 [chuckles] Whoa. 2106 01:52:48,887 --> 01:52:49,888 [Freddy] Whoa. 2107 01:52:49,972 --> 01:52:51,932 [powers resonating] 2108 01:52:53,517 --> 01:52:54,517 [Anthea chuckles] 2109 01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:15,788 [chirps] 2110 01:53:17,207 --> 01:53:18,875 - [dramatic chord plays] - [all scream] 2111 01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:19,959 It's a zombie! 2112 01:53:21,503 --> 01:53:23,296 [Shazam grunts] Guys! 2113 01:53:24,214 --> 01:53:25,549 What the hell? 2114 01:53:25,632 --> 01:53:27,509 You buried me? 2115 01:53:27,592 --> 01:53:29,970 In what, like, two minutes? 2116 01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,054 Oh, Billy! 2117 01:53:31,138 --> 01:53:32,723 [all whooping] 2118 01:53:32,806 --> 01:53:33,932 Hey. 2119 01:53:34,016 --> 01:53:36,268 Oh, man. I missed you guys. 2120 01:53:39,229 --> 01:53:40,772 Hi. Hey. 2121 01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,650 Oh, my God. Hi. 2122 01:53:43,734 --> 01:53:45,360 Why didn't anybody tell... 2123 01:53:45,444 --> 01:53:47,320 Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh... 2124 01:53:47,404 --> 01:53:50,365 I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was... 2125 01:53:50,449 --> 01:53:51,533 I was dead at the time. 2126 01:53:52,617 --> 01:53:53,702 So, you, uh... 2127 01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:55,996 you got my bird letter? 2128 01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:58,582 Oh, I, uh... 2129 01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:01,626 I think you've got something... 2130 01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:04,671 On my... 2131 01:54:04,755 --> 01:54:06,173 Where... Oh. 2132 01:54:06,923 --> 01:54:07,924 What? 2133 01:54:08,842 --> 01:54:09,843 That's a spider. 2134 01:54:09,926 --> 01:54:11,428 I'm sorry, that's disgusting. 2135 01:54:11,511 --> 01:54:13,930 Also, [chuckling] that's really embarrassing. 2136 01:54:14,014 --> 01:54:15,223 Yes, it is. 2137 01:54:15,307 --> 01:54:17,684 But it was an amazing thing you did. 2138 01:54:17,768 --> 01:54:19,644 The sacrifice you made. 2139 01:54:19,728 --> 01:54:22,647 You brought this world back to life. 2140 01:54:22,731 --> 01:54:24,858 Maybe this time, gods and humans 2141 01:54:24,941 --> 01:54:26,568 can learn to live in peace. 2142 01:54:26,651 --> 01:54:27,651 Yeah. 2143 01:54:29,071 --> 01:54:30,947 Use the power of Zeus wisely. 2144 01:54:33,325 --> 01:54:34,701 Be well, Billy Batson. 2145 01:54:37,037 --> 01:54:39,706 Hey, you know, just because your father's power 2146 01:54:39,790 --> 01:54:41,291 is surging through me, 2147 01:54:41,374 --> 01:54:43,460 that doesn't technically make us related, you know, 2148 01:54:43,543 --> 01:54:45,003 and I'm gonna be 18 2149 01:54:45,087 --> 01:54:46,807 in, like, five months, so... [clicks tongue] 2150 01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,091 Stick to saving the world, kid. 2151 01:54:49,174 --> 01:54:51,093 Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. 2152 01:54:51,176 --> 01:54:52,719 See ya. 2153 01:54:52,803 --> 01:54:54,513 What's with our boys and older women? 2154 01:54:54,596 --> 01:54:55,596 [exhales sharply] 2155 01:54:57,432 --> 01:54:59,184 Hey. 2156 01:54:59,267 --> 01:55:00,727 Who wants their powers back? 2157 01:55:00,811 --> 01:55:01,811 [Shazam chuckles] 2158 01:55:02,729 --> 01:55:04,689 We can do that, right? 2159 01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:05,816 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay, good. 2160 01:55:05,899 --> 01:55:07,067 Good, good, good. 2161 01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:08,860 [Victor] I'd like our house back. 2162 01:55:08,944 --> 01:55:10,070 Can we do that? 2163 01:55:10,153 --> 01:55:11,988 [upbeat music playing] 2164 01:55:12,072 --> 01:55:13,865 - [Victor] Dinner! - Coming. 2165 01:55:13,949 --> 01:55:16,118 Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch. 2166 01:55:18,703 --> 01:55:19,703 [Rosa chuckles] 2167 01:55:20,789 --> 01:55:22,207 [Rosa] Anthea. 2168 01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:23,559 Have you decided what you're gonna do 2169 01:55:23,583 --> 01:55:26,211 about that god realm of yours? 2170 01:55:26,294 --> 01:55:28,922 Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals. 2171 01:55:29,005 --> 01:55:30,924 Spend some time with the common folk. 2172 01:55:31,007 --> 01:55:32,509 Learn some about your world, 2173 01:55:32,592 --> 01:55:35,053 about how, maybe, we can learn from each other. 2174 01:55:35,137 --> 01:55:36,763 Number one sign of wisdom: 2175 01:55:36,847 --> 01:55:38,640 Admitting there's always more to learn. 2176 01:55:38,723 --> 01:55:39,975 I'm coming around to it. 2177 01:55:40,058 --> 01:55:41,226 [doorbell rings] 2178 01:55:42,018 --> 01:55:43,145 I got it. 2179 01:55:47,566 --> 01:55:48,566 Whoa. 2180 01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:50,652 Uh, guys? 2181 01:55:51,444 --> 01:55:52,445 Guys! 2182 01:55:52,529 --> 01:55:54,531 [suspenseful music playing] 2183 01:55:59,911 --> 01:56:00,954 It's the wizard. 2184 01:56:02,747 --> 01:56:04,624 - Oh, my God! - [Rosa] No way! 2185 01:56:04,708 --> 01:56:06,334 - Yes. - Look at this guy! 2186 01:56:06,418 --> 01:56:07,752 Look at him, he's so handsome. 2187 01:56:07,836 --> 01:56:09,171 You pimpin' now, what is this? 2188 01:56:09,254 --> 01:56:10,940 - [Billy] You look amazing. - You look great! 2189 01:56:10,964 --> 01:56:13,049 Well, I was in the neighborhood 2190 01:56:13,133 --> 01:56:14,718 and, um, I just wanted to express 2191 01:56:14,801 --> 01:56:17,137 - my gratitude before I go. - [doorbell rings, pops] 2192 01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:21,433 Sorry. Doorbell's broken. Actually, everything's broken. 2193 01:56:21,516 --> 01:56:22,976 - [Freddy chuckles] - Not everything. 2194 01:56:26,104 --> 01:56:27,731 You were just in the neighborhood? 2195 01:56:27,814 --> 01:56:30,150 [chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff. 2196 01:56:30,233 --> 01:56:32,194 Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. 2197 01:56:32,277 --> 01:56:36,156 I also wanted to see your faces one last time 2198 01:56:36,239 --> 01:56:37,949 before I turn into a pile of ash. 2199 01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:39,492 - Wait, what? - No! 2200 01:56:39,576 --> 01:56:41,578 I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. 2201 01:56:41,661 --> 01:56:43,455 - And besides... - [chuckles] 2202 01:56:43,538 --> 01:56:46,249 I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. 2203 01:56:46,333 --> 01:56:48,251 It's time to see your world. 2204 01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:49,920 It's been an honor, 2205 01:56:50,003 --> 01:56:52,589 a privilege, watching you all soar. 2206 01:56:52,672 --> 01:56:54,025 You know, you're not such a bad wizard. 2207 01:56:54,049 --> 01:56:55,425 Thank you, Jeff. 2208 01:56:55,508 --> 01:56:57,260 - [sighs] It never ends. - [chuckles] 2209 01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,720 [Billy] Also, 2210 01:57:01,181 --> 01:57:02,682 what's my superhero name? 2211 01:57:05,268 --> 01:57:07,562 Your name is... 2212 01:57:08,647 --> 01:57:10,482 Shazam. 2213 01:57:10,565 --> 01:57:11,566 - Of course. - Yeah. 2214 01:57:11,650 --> 01:57:13,652 [all agreeing] 2215 01:57:15,362 --> 01:57:17,614 I still think we can beat it. 2216 01:57:17,697 --> 01:57:19,658 [upbeat music playing] 2217 01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,483 My feet hurt. How much further? 2218 01:59:58,566 --> 01:59:59,776 About ten seconds less 2219 01:59:59,859 --> 02:00:01,361 than the last time you asked me. 2220 02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:02,946 I'm sorry, I just feel like we could 2221 02:00:03,029 --> 02:00:04,280 have parked a little bit closer. 2222 02:00:04,364 --> 02:00:05,524 He doesn't know we're coming, 2223 02:00:05,573 --> 02:00:06,991 and I didn't want to spook him. 2224 02:00:07,075 --> 02:00:09,369 "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. 2225 02:00:09,452 --> 02:00:10,829 All right, let's go. 2226 02:00:10,912 --> 02:00:12,914 And then you can tell Waller that even though 2227 02:00:12,997 --> 02:00:15,226 she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, 2228 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,709 we never actually met him 2229 02:00:16,793 --> 02:00:19,170 because you wore shitty walking shoes. 2230 02:00:19,254 --> 02:00:21,089 [chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots, 2231 02:00:21,172 --> 02:00:23,049 and they're not shitty, they're new. 2232 02:00:23,133 --> 02:00:26,052 I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. 2233 02:00:26,136 --> 02:00:29,139 Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, 2234 02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,890 but a little immature. 2235 02:00:30,974 --> 02:00:32,100 Oh, great. 2236 02:00:33,017 --> 02:00:35,520 Whoo! [chuckles] 2237 02:00:40,358 --> 02:00:42,318 [grunting] 2238 02:00:44,487 --> 02:00:46,030 - Billy Batson. - Yeah? 2239 02:00:46,114 --> 02:00:47,782 I mean, no. 2240 02:00:47,866 --> 02:00:49,451 I've never heard that name in my life. 2241 02:00:49,534 --> 02:00:50,928 I don't know who you're talking about. 2242 02:00:50,952 --> 02:00:52,454 But I'd like to meet that person 2243 02:00:52,537 --> 02:00:54,289 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. 2244 02:00:54,372 --> 02:00:57,167 And talented. And ridiculously handsome, 2245 02:00:57,250 --> 02:00:58,710 but, like, in a dangerous way. 2246 02:00:58,793 --> 02:01:00,628 What the hell are you talking about? 2247 02:01:00,712 --> 02:01:02,797 Relax. We know who you are. 2248 02:01:02,881 --> 02:01:05,008 - How? - Don't worry about that. 2249 02:01:06,092 --> 02:01:07,093 Who are you guys? 2250 02:01:07,177 --> 02:01:08,470 Don't worry about that either. 2251 02:01:08,553 --> 02:01:10,305 Look, we've seen what you can do. 2252 02:01:10,388 --> 02:01:12,015 And we're here to make you an offer. 2253 02:01:12,098 --> 02:01:13,141 How would you like to join 2254 02:01:13,224 --> 02:01:14,350 - the Justice... - Yes! 2255 02:01:14,434 --> 02:01:15,852 A thousand times yes! 2256 02:01:15,935 --> 02:01:17,770 Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! 2257 02:01:17,854 --> 02:01:19,772 Well, I mean, not this exactly. 2258 02:01:19,856 --> 02:01:20,916 Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman 2259 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,108 in the dream, but... 2260 02:01:22,192 --> 02:01:23,610 - Ew. - Huh? 2261 02:01:23,693 --> 02:01:25,820 Well, that was easy. 2262 02:01:25,904 --> 02:01:27,405 Welcome to the Justice Society. 2263 02:01:27,489 --> 02:01:29,449 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? 2264 02:01:29,532 --> 02:01:30,783 The Justice Society? 2265 02:01:30,867 --> 02:01:32,261 Is that different than the Justice League? 2266 02:01:32,285 --> 02:01:33,912 Yes. The Justice Society 2267 02:01:33,995 --> 02:01:35,395 is different than the Justice League 2268 02:01:35,455 --> 02:01:37,207 because of how words work. 2269 02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:39,167 I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. 2270 02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:41,461 - So, that's you guys, right? - No. 2271 02:01:41,544 --> 02:01:43,463 Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? 2272 02:01:43,546 --> 02:01:45,381 He's joking, right? 2273 02:01:45,465 --> 02:01:48,718 - No? - Okay. I'm out. 2274 02:01:48,801 --> 02:01:50,762 I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. 2275 02:01:50,845 --> 02:01:52,805 Can you drive by and get me? 2276 02:01:52,889 --> 02:01:55,308 [Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism. 2277 02:01:55,391 --> 02:01:56,702 It's pretty confusing that there are 2278 02:01:56,726 --> 02:01:58,686 two separate groups of superheroes 2279 02:01:58,770 --> 02:02:00,230 that are totally unaffiliated, 2280 02:02:00,313 --> 02:02:02,315 but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. 2281 02:02:02,398 --> 02:02:04,502 Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 2282 02:02:04,526 --> 02:02:07,320 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, 2283 02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:09,197 you got so many options, man. 2284 02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:12,283 Like, "Authority Society." Eh? 2285 02:02:12,367 --> 02:02:14,035 Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. 2286 02:02:14,118 --> 02:02:15,495 These are, like, legal terms. 2287 02:02:15,578 --> 02:02:18,665 [gasps] "The Avenger Society." 2288 02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:20,166 [inhales sharply] 2289 02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,668 I like that, for some reason. 2290 02:02:24,546 --> 02:02:26,506 [gentle music playing] 2291 02:02:41,854 --> 02:02:44,023 [music builds up] 2292 02:02:50,822 --> 02:02:52,782 [dramatic music playing] 2293 02:06:06,851 --> 02:06:08,811 [mysterious music playing] 2294 02:07:35,106 --> 02:07:37,066 [intense music playing] 2295 02:08:35,333 --> 02:08:37,335 [distant chattering] 2296 02:08:37,418 --> 02:08:39,378 [unsettling music playing] 2297 02:08:54,977 --> 02:08:57,146 [voice laughing] 2298 02:08:57,229 --> 02:09:01,233 [Mister Mind] Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. 2299 02:09:01,317 --> 02:09:03,110 Where in the hell have you been? 2300 02:09:03,194 --> 02:09:06,197 [Mister Mind] To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, 2301 02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:08,574 one must have patience. 2302 02:09:08,658 --> 02:09:10,076 What are you talking about? 2303 02:09:11,827 --> 02:09:13,663 It's been two goddamn years! 2304 02:09:13,746 --> 02:09:18,626 Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? 2305 02:09:18,709 --> 02:09:20,044 A meaningless measure. 2306 02:09:20,127 --> 02:09:22,713 Hey. I'm 57 years old. 2307 02:09:22,797 --> 02:09:26,008 I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics 2308 02:09:26,092 --> 02:09:28,010 waiting for a worm to enact some, what, 2309 02:09:28,094 --> 02:09:30,554 vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? 2310 02:09:30,638 --> 02:09:33,265 It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? 2311 02:09:33,349 --> 02:09:36,102 I do not have legs, I do not have wings, 2312 02:09:36,185 --> 02:09:39,563 I just slither around endlessly. 2313 02:09:39,647 --> 02:09:42,066 But not for long. 2314 02:09:42,149 --> 02:09:43,609 [laughing] 2315 02:09:44,944 --> 02:09:46,570 Tell me everything. 2316 02:09:48,155 --> 02:09:50,199 Just one more thing I need to do. 2317 02:09:50,282 --> 02:09:52,243 What? No! 2318 02:09:53,828 --> 02:09:55,371 Oh, goddamn it!