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Team, I'm sorry.
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It's my fault
Chunley has us all on this paperwork duty,
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but look on the bright side. After this,
we're gonna be really good at paperwork.
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I thought we'd get in way more trouble
for all that treasoning we did.
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But I hate paperwork!
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It's the whole reason I resigned from
my previous job as a fifth grade student.
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I already have a million paper cuts.
I need another Band-Aid.
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Here you go.
It's from my lesbian icons first aid kit.
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This one's Holland Taylor.
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I've always wanted a lesbian
wrapped around my finger.
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Do you guys get it?
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Sorry to leave you all alone
with Buck bleeding profusely,
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but I have to go for a bit.
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I stayed up all night doing my stack
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so I could go with Benji to his friend
Antoni's funeral this weekend in Tarzana.
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Lucky. I love funerals.
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Perfect intersection
of corpses and cheese plates.
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Should I have had one
for my dead girlfriend?
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Maybe? Well, this will be tough,
since I am responsible
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for Antoni's explosion-based death.
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But it might be nice
to get away for a bit.
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Leave behind the chaos of WeHo and the AIA
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for the simple life
of the San Fernando Valley.
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Oh, fine. Leave me here to babysit.
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But remember,
if V tries to contact you in any way,
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you're under orders to report it
to Chunley immediately.
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Much like your BO, V is in the wind.
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I don't think anyone's ever
gonna hear from her again.
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Also, don't you dare use "babysit"
in a pejorative way.
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It's one of the hardest jobs on Earth.
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Mary may be gone,
but we still got one traitor here.
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I'm going to make you pay
for this shit assignment.
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Agent Deb, I order you
to fill out my mission reports!
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The fuck did he just say to me?
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Did he just delegate to me?
I'm the workflow king.
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Permission to neuter him?
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Permission pending,
but first I have a plan.
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TikTok lip-sync? Way ahead of you.
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I already turned my paperwork
into a freakum dress.
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Should we do "Freakum Dress" or...
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I know it's just
over the hill from West Hollywood,
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but the Valley is like
an entirely different world.
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It's like real America out here.
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During rush hour traffic,
it takes two hours,
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so it's basically Nevada.
Anyway, thanks for coming, babe.
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If you weren't here,
I'd be cry-belting Céline Dion right now
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and weirdly, I've already gotten in
two car accidents that way.
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Of course. I'm going to be the best
boyfriend ever this whole weekend.
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I've been studying your family and friends
so I can make a great impression.
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I can't believe you're in touch
with this many people from your childhood.
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Tarzana's a small town,
just like where you grew up,
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Mount Rushmore City, South Dakota.
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Yes, that is where
I told you I was from, wasn't it?
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Anyway, believe me,
you don't have to try so hard.
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My family is gonna love you
just as much as I do.
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Did you just say you love me?
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Uh... I guess I did.
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But look, if you don't love me back,
then no, I didn't.
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I love you, too.
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Wow, look at us
taking big steps on the 101.
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Yeah, I usually do
most of my lovin' on the 405.
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I just hope we don't get pulled over
for excessive cuteness.
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Man, I can't believe Antoni's gone.
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I mean, I know you only met him once
but he was a...
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Boom, boom! Bisexual ghost!
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I mean, we used to hang out all the time.
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Oh, my God. I'm going crazy.
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No, I'm just a figment
of your imagination, brought on by guilt.
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Like in that Ethan Hawke movie, Hamlet.
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...killed in such a freak accident.
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Oh, my God, he has no idea
it's all your fault that I'm dead.
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Let's just hope he's not next.
Am I right, bitch?
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Aw! Danity Kane! Antoni's favorite.
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I can't believe you remembered!
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Uh-huh. Best boyfriend ever!
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Hello.
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Hi, sexy secret agent!
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- It's Mira Popadopolous!
- The Princess of Gyenorvya?
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That's what it says on my DUI.
I'm coming to Los Angeles for the weekend,
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and call me Kylie Minogue because
I just can't get you out of my head.
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We have to hang!
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Fuck yeah!
It's actually a really good time.
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I'm done dominating my colleagues
for the day.
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Also, I... I miss you.
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Mmm, hot! See you soon, bitch.
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The game's afoot.
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We'll show Buck that if you mess
with Q-Force, there will be repercussions.
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He's going to feel like such an idiot
when the princess stands his ass up.
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Getting stood up is so humiliating,
I assume. Never experienced it.
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This prank is the most punk thing
I've ever seen you do, Deb.
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And that's including the time I dared you
to eat 200 Fig Newtons and you ate 250.
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If my years in the Navy
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and repeat viewings of Private Benjamin
have taught me anything,
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it's that sometimes you need to take
a superior officer down a peg
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with an elaborate prank.
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And it always goes great.
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Aw, I feel like
I haven't seen you in forever!
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I know, last Tuesday feels
like ages ago to me, too.
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And look, you cooked every food
I've ever mentioned!
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Big, strong guy like you, Steve,
I bet you have quite an appetite.
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I have to eat 6,000 calories a day,
or else my pecs deflate.
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You must be special. Benji hasn't brought
a guy home since college,
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and I'm still not convinced
Travis knew you two were dating.
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Wow, Travis. Oh, God.
I haven't thought about him in years.
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He's dating a woman now.
They live in Portland.
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Grab something to nosh on already
and we'll take it to the patio.
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John, you can't wait to show off.
You're gonna embarrass Benji.
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How could a son be embarrassed
by his parents
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being patio king and queen
of the San Fernando Valley?
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And before you ask, yes,
that does make me the patio prince.
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I know, you own Great Gazebo,
the Valley's top chain of
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patio furniture
and supply stores!
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Hey, this kid knows his stuff, Julie!
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Imagine that.
Benji bragging about his parents
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to a chic interior designer
like Steve Maryweather.
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I know we're here for a funeral,
but this trip to your hometown is so nice.
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Even the air out here is sweeter,
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and don't tell me it's just because
there's an Equal factory down the street.
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Hope you saved room for dessert.
I made these pies from scratch,
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but I can throw them away if you're full.
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This is too nice.
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I'll cook dinner for the entire family
tomorrow night to pay you back.
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Yeah, says the man with
a Postmates credit card. He doesn't cook.
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You said your family loves Italian food.
I've been practicing the meatball recipe
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from Lorraine Bracco's cookbook
for a week.
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Ah! She was so good on Rizzoli and Isles!
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Best boyfriend move ever.
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Oh, Antoni would have loved you.
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I hope he's looking down at us
at karaoke tonight.
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It was his fave.
He could fit the whole mic in his mouth.
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He was...
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quite a guy.
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I can't believe my girlfriend had to die
to save this human shart,
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but seeing his face get so, so sad...
It's helping.
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We'll give him another 15 minutes
of torture, then tell him he got pranked.
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He'll be pissed but he'll respect us,
and then he'll do his own damn paperwork.
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Twink, the plan is...
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Twink? Where'd he go?
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Mira, I was starting to worry!
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Your big naturals
are looking as lovely as ever.
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Um, okay, romantic!
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What are you doing? This was not the plan!
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Your plan was cute,
but soft. I got bored.
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I don't know about this.
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Wait, there's something different
about you.
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Uh, maybe
it's my new leave-in conditioner,
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Purely Placenta. Not sure what's in it.
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- No, there's something else.
- Oh, shit! He's onto us!
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You're nervous...
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because you have a crush on me.
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That's awesome.
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Um, yeah, that's 100% it!
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Okay, super spy! Jeez.
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Wow, okay. He might be
dumb enough for this to work!
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Stat, start researching
his likes and dislikes.
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I'll organize a plan of attack.
Full speed ahead, Twink.
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Unauthorized stage two
of operation "Fuck Buck Up" is a go.
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Thanks!
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Man, even the karaoke's better
in the Valley.
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No one's trying to get discovered,
you know?
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You already know you're way hotter
than any of Benji's exes, Steve.
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Hey! Okay, fair.
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But the time has come to prove your worth.
Karaoke for us. For Ant.
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You can sing anything you want,
except for Sisqó's "Thong Song."
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That was Antoni's song.
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I already chose a song,
Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love."
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Dedicated to Benji, of course.
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♪ And I would do anything for love ♪
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Damn! She's good!
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♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪
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♪ I would do anything for love ♪
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♪ But I won't do that ♪
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♪ No, no, no, I won't do... ♪
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♪ Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down? ♪
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♪ Will you get me right out
Of this godforsaken town? ♪
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♪ Will you make it all
A little less cold? ♪
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♪ I can do that!
Oh, now I can do that... ♪
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♪ Will you cater to every fantasy I got? ♪
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♪ Will you hose me down with holy water
If I get too hot? ♪
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♪ Hot! Will you take me places
I've never known? ♪
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♪ Now I can do that ♪
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♪ Now I can do that ♪
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- What are you doing here?
- I had to see you. I'm...
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Steve, do you know this woman?
Or is she one of those karaoke people?
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'Cause I'll grab the big hook, lady.
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Of course he knows me.
I'm Vivian, Steve's mom.
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Why did you tell my boyfriend
and his friends that you're my mother?
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It was either mother or lover,
and you're not my type, darling.
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Where were you all this time?
The AIA is still after you.
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I've been off the grid
with nothing but time to think,
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and finally I realized something!
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Mary, this is all a vast conspiracy!
I'm being set up!
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V, you're freaking me out!
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Right now, you've got what Stat would call
"big Alex Jones energy."
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I'm not a cold-blooded killer!
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I might not remember everything,
but I know who I am.
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I'm being made to take the fall
for something bad!
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Bad enough that the AIA
had to erase my memories of it!
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We have less than 24 hours
to figure all this out.
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I know how the Agency works. Now that
I'm back on the grid, they'll find me!
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Okay, googly eyes.
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How do you suggest we foil
a vast conspiracy in less than 24 hours?
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Get the fuck out of the Valley,
for one thing. Am I right?
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But seriously, the key to unlocking
my memories is all in my back.
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Pam introduced me to chiromancy,
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releasing your spine
to free up suppressed memories.
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You're the best shot I know.
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For real? I'm flattered!
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My final, most important memory
will be released
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if you'll shoot me
exactly here in the back.
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What? I'm not gonna fucking shoot you
in the back, you lunatic!
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You're on your own with all of this. Okay?
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I refuse to let you bring any more chaos
to me and the gentle people of Tarzana.
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You talk about this place
like its number one export isn't porno.
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My boyfriend is mourning the loss
of someone who died in a hit meant for me.
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People die! Circle of Life!
Stop making excuses!
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I know you better than you know yourself,
and a mystery like this is catnip to you.
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I'm under orders to report to Chunley
the second you resurface.
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You'd never!
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Then maybe you don't know me
as well as you think you do.
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I'll give you a 20-minute head start.
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- Ah! There you are. Mrs. Maryweather...
- She was just leaving.
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No, you can't leave! Steve just met
my parents and, well, you should, too.
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Mrs. Maryweather, we've got
so much food at home and...
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Thank God! I'm fucking starving!
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And please, call me Vivian.
Follow Mommy. Good boy.
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It's awesome that you chose a batting cage
for a date. Most chicks would never.
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Well, I'm not most chicks.
I'm a guys' princess.
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00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,209
Wha...
230
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,963
Oh! Ugh!
231
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,298
I'm bad! Help!
232
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,259
Ah, let me show you how it's done.
233
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,261
Ain't no man worth all that.
234
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:46,640
Jacqueline? If you can hear me
in computer hell, this one's for you.
235
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,895
The proper form... Fuck!
236
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,315
Can we actually take it easy on his sack?
I'm low-key trying to keep that in play.
237
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,610
Move along to phase three.
We need food and alcohol in him
238
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,112
to lull him into
a false sense of security.
239
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,324
Wanna get something to eat?
Brr! I'm hungry.
240
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:13,542
You really are just like one of the guys,
but hot, like Jennifer Lawrence!
241
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,753
Really? Her? Still?
242
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,773
Now wipe your hand
on your dress.
243
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,964
But it's an Alaïa!
244
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,883
Be the fantasy!
245
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:27,306
I am so fucking horny for you.
But in a weird way.
246
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,768
I think I'm horny for your personality.
247
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:35,147
Wow, Deb. For a lesbian,
you are great at seducing straight men.
248
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,025
Straight men are just lesbians
with longer cargo shorts,
249
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,277
fewer skills and evil in their hearts.
250
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,200
Oh, Steve. Your mom is just fabulous.
251
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,643
She got up at dawn
and started cooking for the whole family!
252
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,081
Morning, honey.
Come give Mama-bear her morning hug.
253
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,250
We need to parley about Caryn!
254
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,167
Not now.
255
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,546
I'm trying to be the perfect boyfriend
and you're not making it easy.
256
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,966
Now sit down and eat.
I know breakfast is your favorite meal.
257
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,718
Breakfast... is my favorite meal.
You are correct.
258
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,887
See? Mother knows you
better than anyone else.
259
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,390
Mother, didn't you say
you had to get going?
260
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,768
What? No. I mean,
you haven't even seen our patio furniture.
261
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,520
Then I'll just have to stick around.
262
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,730
You don't want Mommy
to be rude, do you, sweetheart?
263
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,732
You're pulling off Mom drag well enough,
264
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,319
but you yourself told me it would only
be 24 hours before the AIA finds you.
265
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,779
You need to go.
266
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:28,576
You two look so cute together.
I see where Steve gets his good looks.
267
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,327
Fuck, this is good.
268
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,080
Language, Stephen. Who raised you?
269
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,750
Your mom is amazing.
270
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,754
Look, if it's not too weird for you,
could I be her for Halloween?
271
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,965
I'll start shopping for straitjackets now.
272
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,550
Jesus! Do you ever stretch?
273
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,136
No, I don't, but that's not
why I'm so tense right now!
274
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,513
Oh, God, do you think that's...
275
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,975
Fuck! Maybe I left a print somewhere.
I was so careful.
276
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,852
The house is compromised.
277
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,731
Um, are you literally about to get
a whole bunch of people killed
278
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,774
on my weekend? Rude bitch!
279
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,736
Damn Murphy kid's playing
with his drone again.
280
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,155
When I was his age, I played with a stick.
281
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,198
Just a stick. And I felt lucky!
282
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,164
I'm freaking out! We're gonna get
Benji and his family killed!
283
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,792
It was a false alarm.
Just relax. Lotion up your mother.
284
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,505
I got a memory flash.
285
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,508
I just remembered
that Caryn hated white chocolate.
286
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,760
Maybe that's a clue!
287
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,845
Everyone hates white chocolate!
That's not a clue.
288
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,389
Well, maybe if you'd just shoot me...
289
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,059
I'm really, really considering it.
290
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,482
Don't answer it. Wait, was your phone
in your Speedo? How did you...
291
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,484
Don't worry about it, Mother!
292
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:48,906
No, sir. I swear I haven't heard from her
or seen her or swam with her. Nothing.
293
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,158
I hope you're not lying to me.
294
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,744
You so much as hesitate and it's your ass.
295
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,872
Which I know you need for sex.
296
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,083
What did he say?
Are they closing in on us?
297
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,668
V, you should probably go.
298
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,753
Yes, go and watch the video again!
299
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,256
Judging from this decor, they have
a VCR lying around here somewhere.
300
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,597
No one's ever seen
where Buck lives before.
301
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,183
Bet you five Bitcoins
there's a DiGiorno in the freezer.
302
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,897
What a... cute place.
303
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,274
Eh, just a typical bachelor pad.
304
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,694
Twink, compliment him
and get on the couch.
305
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,529
No matter how crusty it is.
306
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,032
So many stuffed animals...
307
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,202
Oh, yeah, those.
I barely notice them. Kids' stuff.
308
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,289
Not Boingo! Boingo lives on the couch.
309
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,624
Oh, okay.
310
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,670
Ask him if he won them at fairs.
Make him feel masculine and in charge.
311
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,424
Did you win these at the county fair
with your big, veiny arms?
312
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,886
Nah. It's a pretty basic story.
I was orphaned as a child,
313
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,848
and I went into the foster care system,
like most kids.
314
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,018
And it's really funny
but every set of foster parents I got
315
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,936
kept returning me to the agency.
316
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,938
Oh, my God. I mean...
317
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,315
Oh, my God, that's horrible.
318
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,820
Just basic kid stuff. My foster parents
would give me a stuffed animal
319
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,865
to distract me when they took me back.
Happens to everybody.
320
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:20,706
Sorry. Uh, when I talk
about this stuff, my eyes water.
321
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,333
I think it's allergies.
322
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:30,382
That's the reason I've never really
been able to open up to people.
323
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,135
Not girlfriends, not friends.
324
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,555
Not even those weirdos on Q-Force.
325
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,183
We've gone too far. Abort mission!
326
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,560
Oh, Buck.
327
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,275
I have a gift for you. I'll be right back.
328
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,445
What the hell are you doing?
You can't hook up with Buck!
329
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:56,033
What am I supposed to do?
Not bang an orphan? He's, like, starving!
330
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,952
Get out of there!
And don't let this get any worse!
331
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,413
Mira Popadopolous,
I've been waiting all my life
332
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,248
to trust someone enough to do this.
333
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,793
I just sent an email
quitting my job at the AIA.
334
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,254
I want to live by your side
as the First Gentleman of Gyenorvya.
335
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,382
Will you marry me?
336
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,593
Oh, wow!
337
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:19,056
I know you're thinking it, too, so
I'll just say it. We should start a cult.
338
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,477
Do you need any help with dinner?
The soap's on fire.
339
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,230
Everything's fine! Normal cooking thing.
340
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:30,192
Benji, you have so much
to deal with. The funeral's tomorrow.
341
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,027
Just let me take care of you, okay?
342
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,196
Benji, your dad wants to see you.
343
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,156
Oh, okay. Hold that thought.
344
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,618
- What is that?
- Relax.
345
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,371
Mary, it's just a standard
sleeping powder I whipped up.
346
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:46,125
Once they're out, we can dig into
the conspiracy without interruption.
347
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,418
V, I really care about this guy!
348
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,673
You can't drug his family
like he's some guy I don't care about!
349
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,592
I already put some
in everybody's wine, just in case.
350
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,761
Good thing you chose an off-dry Riesling.
351
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,429
Lorraine Bracco told me to!
352
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,765
The wine's burnt! Don't drink it!
353
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,520
Well, it is 7:30. Almost our bedtime.
354
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,941
Have you gone crazy? Leave, now!
355
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,945
I already blew up my career for you.
I'm not blowing up my relationship, too!
356
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,156
Benji is the only light
I have in my life right now.
357
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,659
I would never intentionally try
to harm your relationship. I just...
358
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,412
Says the woman with a bra
full of homemade sleeping pills!
359
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,791
- I apologize, Agent Maryweather. I'll go.
- Good!
360
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,798
Well, fuck. I hope they like Quest bars
for dinner as much as I do.
361
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:46,643
Open casket for an explosion victim
is a choice.
362
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,520
It's so Antoni, though.
363
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:54,484
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cry again,
and this stupid tie is suffocating me.
364
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,278
- Here. Let me help.
- Thanks.
365
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,073
It's nice to see so many familiar faces,
I guess, except for that guy.
366
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,700
I actually have no idea who he is,
367
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,037
but Antoni was close
with a lot of people from Craigslist.
368
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,914
Shit. I'll be right back.
369
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,457
But the funeral's about to start.
370
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,168
I was just gonna press play
on Antoni's acting reel.
371
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,586
He'll be here any minute.
372
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,172
I got out of Buck's
as tastefully as I could last night,
373
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:19,009
but I seriously have no idea how we can
end this without breaking his heart.
374
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,236
What are we supposed to do, Deb?
375
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,638
Maybe you shouldn't have gone
Princess-rogue.
376
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,306
We have to tell him the truth.
377
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,270
I guess I have to. Hey, Buck!
378
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:34,608
Deb, did I get any phone calls
from a Gyenorvyan cell phone, maybe?
379
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:35,901
We gotta talk.
380
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,112
Mira! I was so worried when...
381
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,322
No, Buck.
382
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,492
You didn't go on a date
with the princess yesterday. It was me.
383
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:50,165
These hips do lie and they lied to you,
Buck. Shakira, Shakira.
384
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,669
He's trying to say we pranked you.
385
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,214
So I didn't go on the best date of my life
386
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,883
with the one woman
who finally understood me?
387
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:07,891
Do you guys know if it's allergy season?
My eyes seem to be watering again.
388
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:13,605
How could you do this to me?
I'm so cool and sexy! Fuck!
389
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,234
Where's V?
390
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:21,029
Between U and W.
That's alphabet humor.
391
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:26,118
Sorry, it's a funeral. I'm nervous.
Uh, V was here, okay? But she's gone.
392
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,161
Nobody at the Agency's gonna believe that.
393
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,998
You already lied to Chunley
about seeing her yesterday.
394
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,626
Look, I didn't even want this assignment
since you're my best friend in the world.
395
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,627
What?
396
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,423
But my orders are to get V
and take you in, too, for helping her.
397
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,341
This is the AIA, not Spy Kids.
398
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,719
You don't get to have friends
in our line of work.
399
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,929
Actually, the Spy Kids
were siblings, not friends.
400
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,514
I've seen the movie!
401
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,225
Maybe seeing a gun
to your boyfriend's head
402
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,269
will jog your memory of where V is.
403
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,855
Ow!
404
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,567
Antoni Brandt, reading for the part
of "Superhero's Queer Best Friend."
405
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,322
"Girl, you? A superhero?
Not in that cape, Mama!"
406
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,577
This is the end, friend.
407
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:18,003
I remember. Greyscale.
408
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,175
I can't believe
I'm about to kill my best friend!
409
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,929
Caryn? Are you alive or am I dead?
410
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:33,977
Okay, but seriously, am I dead?
411
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,483
Boingo make it better? What do you want?
412
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,861
Buck, I'm sorry about pranking you.
We thought it would be innocent,
413
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,322
but naturally, you fell in love with me.
414
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:49,034
The thing is, you also opened up
and we saw a different side of you.
415
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,161
And minus the fact that no one got bred,
416
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,205
it was one of the best dates
I've ever been on.
417
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,498
Who cares? Get out.
418
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,918
Look, Stat intercepted
your letter of resignation,
419
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,003
so you still have a job with the Agency.
420
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,089
And here are the keys to the Q-Jet.
421
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,133
The GPS is programmed
for Reneé, Gyenorvya.
422
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,469
I thought you might wanna
go see the real princess,
423
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,013
and slam her down, fuck style.
424
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,724
Is this another prank?
425
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,851
No, drag queen's honor.
426
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,064
I just hope these allergies chill out
before I get to Gyenorvya.
427
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,944
He is so big and so dumb.
428
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,613
And one day, I'm gonna top him.
429
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,790
- Hey!
- Benji...
430
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,377
Are you okay?
431
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,554
Benji... I can't do this.
432
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,639
What are you talking about? The funeral?
433
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:57,686
No, us. This.
I... I feel like it's all too much.
434
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:01,940
I'm going to ruin your perfect life
with your family, your friends, Tarzana.
435
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:06,278
You're not!
Tarzana isn't as perfect as it seems.
436
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:09,990
Sure, the birds help you get dressed
in the morning if you sing to them,
437
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,575
but there's also smog.
438
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,493
Steve, think about it.
439
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,913
I can't be the boyfriend
you need me to be.
440
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:21,418
I'm going to put you in so much danger.
Emotional danger, that is.
441
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,923
I'm sorry, Benji. I'm so sorry.
442
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,343
Steve, what the hell is going on?
443
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:34,306
I mean, you just told me
you loved me, like, two days ago.
444
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,640
I don't get it.
445
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,893
I know. I... I know.
446
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,522
Antoni Brandt reading for the part
of "Gay Barista Number Two."
447
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,736
"Gimme more damn whipped cream, Nikki,
'cause hunty, this mocha's a venti!"