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[Latin American music playing]

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[V chuckles] And when we got
to the spice market,

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you were like,
"Bam, bam, bam! See you later, jerks."

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Wait, that's your impression of me?

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I would never say "jerks."

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"Motherfuckers" or "shitbags"
is more like it.

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You know I'm uncensored,
like a female Harvey Keitel.

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"Uncensored" is one word for it.

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Please, you love my flair.

10
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This flair's
gonna save the AIA from itself.

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Ooh, speaking of, you wanna run
through the plan one more time?

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Hell yeah! Plan is my middle name.
Well, Plan-tricia, but…

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Wow, that sure is a big waterfall.

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V, my spy partner and best friend,
what are you doing?

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It's more like, "What are you doing?"

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Honey, don't give me line readings.
This isn't Tootsie.

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[clears throat] What are you doing?

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I'm sorry to betray you!

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Pew-pew.

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Oh, shit, I'm definitely dead!

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[chuckles] How's that for flair?

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I bet I'd win Best Supporting Actress
if this was a TV show and not real life.

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Are we sure about this plan?

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Hey, it'll work. The AIA is gonna love you
after you fake-eliminate me.

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Then, once you've secured
the access we need,

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you'll give me the signal and bam!

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We finish off Greyscale once and for all.

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[laughs] See, at least you do say "bam."
I was right about that.

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I guess I'm just gonna miss you.

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Stop acting like I'm really gonna die.
I'll be in hiding for a year at most.

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By New Year's Eve next year,
phase two of our plan will be done.

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The AIA will be good and fucked

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and we'll be laughing about this
on top of the Eiffel Tower.

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But you never made it
to the Eiffel Tower. Hmm.

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It's not that cool, anyway.

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If you've seen a picture of it,
that's pretty much it.

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It doesn't, like, do anything.

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Still heartbreaking to wait that long
for a signal from somebody.

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Honey, I know.
I used to clean Faye Dunaway's pool,

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and despite me sending clear vibes,
she never once slapped me.

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I just keep wondering what I did wrong.

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[theme music playing]

43
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Caryn, I'm just so sorry.

44
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I had no idea that the AIA
would use Greyscale to wipe my memory.

45
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I'm not even gay. I just have big arms.

46
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Stop apologizing. Shit happens.

47
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Like the other day, I accidentally
put two bear milks in my coffee.

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I usually just do one bear milk,

49
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-but it's cool. I rolled with it.
-[moans]

50
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That makes me feel better?

51
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I don't know, V. Because of you,
your old partner has to milk bears,

52
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and that's why I came back
from Fort Lauderdale with carpal tunnel.

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It's in the past, and now we finally
get to finish what we started,

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undoing Greyscale.

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Okay, you guys are gonna hate me,
but… Gayscale.

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Bad?

57
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-Buck, fetch!
-[toy squeaks]

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[panting]

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We now know Greyscale agents are
waiting to be unlocked all over the world,

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but the file didn't have their locations.

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Well, sure, all those locations
are kept at the Coeur de la Mer.

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V and I always knew
this thing would end at the Coeur.

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The Coeur de la Mer?

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The Agency's top secret bunker
in the middle of the ocean

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where they keep
all their most confidential information.

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It's the stuff they want
no one to ever find out about.

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I put stuff like that in a folder
on my computer called "ideas for novels."

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No one would ever look there.

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I can't believe
I haven't heard of this thing.

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I even have a Google Alert for "underwater
bunker of secrets." Where is it?

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Caryn's been safeguarding
the coordinates for 25 years.

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And that's given me time
to make improvements on our plan, V. Here.

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-[Mary] Uh, what's that mushroom cloud?
-Oh.

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I thought it'd be fun
to drop an atomic bomb on it,

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because I hate the AIA so much.

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But as you can see, the Eiffel Tower
is just out of reach of the blast,

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so we can still visit it.

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Hmm, I hope it's still as tall
as it was in the '90s.

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You know, Caryn,

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I feel so bad asking you to sacrifice
any more than you already have.

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-Maybe you shouldn't come.
-Are you kidding?

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Attacking the Coeur and unlocking
the rest of the Greyscaled agents

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is my happy place.

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Is that why there's
a cute smiley face drawn on your plan?

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No, that's me wearing Dirk's skin
as a mask. Maybe too much?

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Mary, can I talk to you for a sec?
I want to show you a pretty tree.

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Oh, I know the one you mean.
Looks a little like ALF.

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Is that show still on? You know, I've been
scared to ask anyone this whole time.

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So, Caryn seems--

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To have lost her goddamn marbles? Yes.

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Which is particularly sad,
because she loved mancala.

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And this is me and V
and Nathan in Latvia in '89.

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Baby, we smuggled out
an entire soccer team inside a cow.

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Nathan could stuff me
in a cow, that's for sure.

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I'm attracted to him.

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Nathan got Greyscaled.

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I'll be honest, Caryn.
You're my anarchist fantasy.

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It's my dream
to convince the government I'm dead.

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I thought you said your dream
was potatoes are looking at you.

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No, that was a dream. My real dream
is to disappear from society completely.

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Like, let's talk fingerprint removal.
Are we talking knife, fire, acid?

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Look, I love cabin life, but sometimes,

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when I'm sitting in my eating chair,
eating a can of iced chicken,

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I get lonely. I miss my old teammates.

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And to think, when my wife went down
that boring-ass chiropractic YouTube hole,

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it was all leading to this.

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Wait, a tube for you?

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Oh, look at the time.
We better get to foraging.

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Leaves and berries
don't just grow on trees, you know.

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You'll want to follow
my path pretty precisely.

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Cabin's surrounded with homemade landmines
and I remember where most of 'em are.

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Aw, that just made me homesick.
I miss my booby traps.

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Caryn isn't gonna be happy
if we steal the coordinates.

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She wants to come with us.

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I know, but she'd only be a liability.
After everything she's been through,

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she's a broken husk
of the beautiful corn cob of a woman

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I used to know and trust.

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[Stat] Again! Again!

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But even after all the pain I caused her,
she still trusted I'd come back.

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Guess that's why there's two beds?

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Yikes, but also aw.

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Oh, where have you hidden the map,
you sweet lunatic? [sighs]

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-Oh, no.
-[grunts]

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Ah-ha! This is it!
The coordinates to the Coeur de la Mer!

125
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Perfect! So how do we convince Caryn
to let us go without her?

126
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We'll sneak away.

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Better to beg for forgiveness later
than ask for permission now.

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Did you just come up with that?
It's so profound and apt.

129
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Yes, I did.

130
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No twigs for me, please.
I'm avoiding gluten.

131
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And I don't know what gluten is,
but it might be twigs.

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The mushrooms are boring.
Thought for sure I'd be tripping by now.

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[chuckling] Come on, guys.
This meal is great.

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I hardly miss my regular 800 grams
of protein. Is it freezing in here?

135
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Well, someone let our meat
escape from the trap.

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It was a German shepherd. With tags!

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Tags means it's fresh!

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All right, nap time. You'll keep
an eye out for assassins till I'm up.

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[dramatic music playing]

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This is our chance.
We found the location of the Coeur.

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Grab your things and let's move.

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So, we're not telling Caryn?

143
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Don't worry, I love keeping secrets
with my teeny little mouth.

144
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I'm sure she'll understand.

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If by some miracle we don't die
in a booby trap on our way out of here,

146
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how are we gonna get
to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean

147
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undetected by Caryn and the AIA?

148
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As much as it hurts me
to say this about the Subaru,

149
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she doesn't have the range.

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[Buck giggling]

151
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Hold that thought.
I think I hear a little girl outside.

152
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[Buck giggling]

153
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Mira, babe, I promise.

154
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I'll only be on this mission
a little longer and then I'll come over--

155
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-[beeps]
-Hey!

156
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I was talking to my girlfriend,
the princess of Gyenorvya.

157
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Yeah, that's right,
she's my girlfriend now.

158
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And I only had to ask
"What are we?" three times.

159
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We're off the grid,
which means no phone sex.

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It wasn't phone sex!

161
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You'd know if it was phone sex.
I'm a screamer.

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I was bragging about how great a time
I'm having with Q-Force.

163
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Oh, seriously? Well, that's kind of nice.

164
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Despite how dangerous and stupid it is

165
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to even have your phone on
while we're on the lam.

166
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Wait, we need a jet to get us
to the middle of the ocean.

167
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Maybe the princess can help us.

168
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-I bet she would.
-Great! Call her back.

169
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She loves the LGBBQ community.
That's why she's hosting World Pride.

170
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Wait. Why aren't you guys going to that?
Are you not prideful?

171
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Let's talk about that. That's sad.

172
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Just ask her for the fucking jet!

173
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Man, that Caryn's two helpings
of cuckoo puffs and a side of bananas.

174
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,881
Hey, Q-ties! Welcome to my jet.

175
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,843
It's got stealth technology,
an impact-proof hull,

176
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and a great foot spa if you guys decide
to give each other pedis in the sky.

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00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,557
Thanks for letting us use this,
Your Highness.

178
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It's good to know
we have an ally like Gyenorvya.

179
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Ohmygah, of course!

180
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,855
And don't worry about your plane, babe.
We won't wreck it.

181
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Bring it back in one piece
and you can wreck me. Bye!

182
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Damn, I was in such a rush,
I forgot to put on compression socks.

183
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-[grunts]
-[Mary] Caryn?

184
00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:35,159
Hey, you guys almost forgot me!

185
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,704
Caryn! Oh, how could we have
overlooked bringing you along?

186
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Let me look at my to-do list.

187
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"Tell Caryn we're going
to the Coeur de la Mer,"

188
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and it's crossed off,
which means I did it.

189
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Mary, could I borrow you for a sec?

190
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[whispering] What are we gonna do?

191
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,884
Oh, she probably still remembers
how to use a parachute.

192
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,220
I'll lure her to the emergency exit
with a Biscoff cookie. You--

193
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,472
Stop! It's too late.

194
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We're going, she's here.
I mean, she is a little quirky.

195
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,478
Yeah, batshit quirky.

196
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:06,732
This mission requires precision
and I ruined her. We're fucked!

197
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,985
It's fine, trust me. We're gonna see
this mission to the end, no matter what.

198
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:10,903
[toilet flushing]

199
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:14,490
Okay, I've decided
I really belong on a private jet.

200
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:18,827
I even tried to clog the toilet
and it wouldn't let me. Classy!

201
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,165
We should be arriving now,
but nothing's coming up on the radar.

202
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,667
Are we sure they're the right coordinates?

203
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,544
I spent decades figuring out
where this island was.

204
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,214
I even had my calculations double-checked

205
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:34,009
by a very smart raven
I taught to do basic cartography.

206
00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,678
Well, I'm not radar,

207
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:39,223
but I think I'm detecting
an island right outside my window.

208
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,767
Wait, it's literally a whole island?

209
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,395
I thought your coordinates
would take us directly to the facility.

210
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,438
The Coeur de la Mer is there somewhere.

211
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,482
Yeah, somewhere.

212
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:52,403
You know where it is, right? Right?

213
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,950
This island is cute.

214
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,577
If I'd known Dirk had an island,
I would've been way more into him.

215
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,913
The things I did
to David Copperfield… [chuckles]

216
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,457
Okay, Caryn, where exactly is the Coeur?

217
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:09,336
-Well, I'm pretty sure…
-You're pretty sure?

218
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,839
Because if you're wrong,
we're pretty dead.

219
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:15,634
Hey, back off! You're being tougher on me
than that mean raven!

220
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,595
So we're in the most dangerous,
top-secret location in the world

221
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,264
and we have no idea where we're going.

222
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,683
That's literally verbatim
what I said to Ben Platt

223
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,685
when we got lost
in Barbra Streisand's basement mall.

224
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,772
Everybody relax. Tracking's
one of my hundreds of specialties,

225
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,817
or have you all forgotten
that I was on Survivor?

226
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,028
I don't care if the challenge
ended four hours ago!

227
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,449
I'm not doing this for immunity.
I'm doing it for me.

228
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,951
I was known for two things in my season,

229
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,871
tracking players looking for idols
and setting the record

230
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,791
for most blurred-out competitor
of all time for excessive nudity.

231
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,002
We thank you for your service.

232
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:54,047
How that traitor Dranice won Fan Favorite,
I'll never understand.

233
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,884
If there's a bunker
on this island, I can find it.

234
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:57,968
I'm sure you can.

235
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,679
Okay, Buck, you stay with the jet
and wait for our upload.

236
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,223
Everyone else,
follow Deb blindly into the jungle.

237
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,060
Free the nip indeed, Deborah!

238
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:07,978
[flies buzzing]

239
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:13,066
So, Survivor is just a game where people
live like me but the weather's nice

240
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:17,488
and occasionally they give you bad pizza
to eat on the ground? Sounds easy.

241
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,532
Are you sure we're on the right track?

242
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,826
Yeah, we wasted a lot of time
digging up cassava roots

243
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,328
and making Final Five alliances.

244
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,079
But there's only six of us here… [gasps]

245
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:29,124
Oh, my God. I'm out!
Please tell me I made jury.

246
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,835
I really want people
to see me with conditioner in my hair!

247
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:36,465
[shushes] If I were a Hidden
Immunity Idol, where would I be?

248
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:38,884
There!

249
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,594
[Mary] A security camera.

250
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,555
We're on the right track.
Let's keep heading to higher ground.

251
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,601
All the signs pointed
to the entrance being up here,

252
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,354
but I can't smell any modern technology.
[clicks tongue]

253
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,608
This is exactly why I got voted off.
Played too hard, too fast.

254
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,611
Stop! Deb, you're a great survivor.

255
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,030
You're still
the only competitor in over 30 seasons

256
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,908
who didn't get a yeast infection.
That's something!

257
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,327
-[helicopter hovering]
-That bird looks like a helicopter!

258
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,413
A Comanche attack helicopter. Cool.

259
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,207
Oh, we're gonna be dead real soon

260
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,418
if anyone wanted to say anything
about feelings or whatever.

261
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,380
They're only here because we're close.
Way to go, No-Shirt Deb!

262
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,259
Get to the tree line. We can't let
the AIA know Caryn is still alive.

263
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,301
Pull back!

264
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,768
Dirk. Fuck, I hate him!

265
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,395
Wait for our moment.

266
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:32,896
Let's assess.

267
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,526
Q-Force, I know you're here.
You can come out.

268
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,319
[scoffs] Please, Deb.

269
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:43,448
I can spot those areolas
in the dead of night, and I have.

270
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,577
[whispering] Damn, we were
on the same season of Survivor.

271
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:50,205
She blindsided me after The Merge.
Our cover's blown.

272
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:53,375
Then there's only one option. Attack!

273
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:57,629
No! If Dirk sees you,
you'll never be safe.

274
00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,924
Let me take care of this.
I won't leave you hanging again.

275
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,471
Hold on. We're not here to fight.
We're here to make a deal.

276
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,973
We're not interested, Dirk.

277
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,182
Drop your weapons.

278
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,520
Cut the shit, Desk.

279
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:19,359
I said cut the shit, Desk.

280
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,653
[gurgles]

281
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,075
[Chunley] I swear, we just want to talk.

282
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,245
You've got five seconds.

283
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,122
Look, Mary, you proved your point.

284
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,584
You're an excellent spy and you followed
the trail right to the end.

285
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,587
But Greyscale happened a long time ago.

286
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,757
It's a relic of an agency
that doesn't even exist anymore.

287
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,593
If you stop right now
and keep this swept under the rug,

288
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,762
you can have anything you want.

289
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:51,308
A 200% budget increase for WeHo
or be lead agent in Beijing.

290
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,226
Wait, so just like that,

291
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,730
everything I've been asking you for
for ten years could be mine?

292
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,941
[whispers] Ask him if I can have $100.

293
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:04,571
Yes, all you have to do is play ball
and the keys to the kingdom are yours.

294
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,533
And isn't this why you got
into this business in the first place,

295
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,620
because you love the AIA
and you want to help protect it?

296
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,121
[whispers] $100!

297
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,498
Don't do this, Mary.

298
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,459
You can't always foresee
the consequences of a compromise.

299
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,838
Sometimes those consequences show up
when you least expect them.

300
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,466
Caryn! But we got rid of you.

301
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,303
You tried to end her life,
and then you took away my memories of her.

302
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,931
I worked inside the system
and they took a part of me.

303
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,141
Don't make the same mistake, Mary.

304
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,435
[suspenseful music playing]

305
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,486
I joined the AIA to do good in the world,

306
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:48,365
not to turn a blind eye to the generation
of agents who were fucked over

307
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:52,327
and tortured by the very agency
I've dedicated my life to.

308
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:56,081
I'm not going anywhere
until I've done what I came to do.

309
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,793
Idiot. I just gave you
the world on a silver platter

310
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,379
and you're pissing on it.
The platter's gonna rust.

311
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,800
-[dramatic music playing]
-[both grunting]

312
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,098
[grunts]

313
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,142
Last time I shot at you, it was a warning.

314
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,228
This time, it'll be the real goddamn deal.

315
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,106
Take us to the Coeur de la Mer, now!

316
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,276
She did not come here to make friends.

317
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,445
Okay, fine.

318
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,455
[Stat] Wow.

319
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,375
When I saw that door in SkyMall,
I thought they were kidding.

320
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,840
[warbles]

321
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,218
[automated voice] Director Chunley,
please verify your identity.

322
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,096
[snorting]

323
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,347
[clears throat]

324
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,893
When the dogs do this,
it means they ate too much grass.

325
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,687
Dirk, how much grass did you eat?
Too much?

326
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,273
No, dummy. It uses biometrics.

327
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,193
Yeah, like when a British guy asks
how big you are in centimeters.

328
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,904
[gagging]

329
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,745
-What are you all looking at?
-Nothing.

330
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,040
The system needs a large sample.

331
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,375
Yeah, no, very secure. No other way.

332
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,752
[continues gagging]

333
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,339
-Why is your spit the consistency of flan?
-[coughs]

334
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,384
I don't drink
a lot of water, okay, Mother?

335
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,511
[warbles]

336
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,055
[automated voice] DNA verified,
access granted.

337
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,765
[dramatic music playing]

338
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,353
-[door closes]
-[Mary] Wow, what is that?

339
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,979
It's what you came for, idiot.

340
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,273
Inside that thing
are the current whereabouts

341
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,068
of every AIA agent
who was subjected to Greyscale.

342
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,279
[Coeur de la Mer] Hello,
I am the Coeur de la Mer.

343
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,698
So powerful!

344
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,160
-Stat, do your thing.
-Right. Yeah, uh, computer stuff.

345
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,749
Ding dong! Show me your dick!

346
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,417
Oh, shit, babe, you snuck up on me.

347
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,962
Oh, no, am I in trouble?

348
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:11,424
No, never, I just like
to prepare for your beauty.

349
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,262
It's like when I stare
into the sun. Ow! But hot.

350
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:19,975
Oh, my God, you are too sweet,
like my cotton candy vape cartridge!

351
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,769
How's the mission going?
Are you totally slaying?

352
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,729
It's going awesome.

353
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,108
Me and the gays are at this beach
where AIA hides all its secrets.

354
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,068
It looks like the desktop background

355
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,320
that came with my Dell
that I don't know how to change.

356
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:36,741
Wait, yummy! I love secrets. Tell me more.
I, like, eat them. I'm random.

357
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:41,121
Well, open wide, because the team
is sending a big load my way

358
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,664
and I'm ready to receive it.

359
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:47,169
Oh, that sounds hot! I wish
you were sending a big load my way.

360
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,505
[chuckling] Oh, shit, I didn't even
realize the double meaning!

361
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,384
Babe, when can I see you next?
I don't know how much longer I can wait.

362
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,012
[typing]

363
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,431
I'm in. I got the Greyscale info,

364
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:03,393
the current whereabouts
of every agent the AIA ever fucked with.

365
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,730
Upload it to the princess' jet.
Also, print a copy.

366
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,773
Daddy's feeling old school.

367
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:14,237
I know we're enemies, but I gotta ask,
what does Greyscale even do?

368
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,158
Back in the day,
the AIA used it to brainwash agents,

369
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,160
especially queer agents.

370
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,413
Are you sure? The Agency's so nice!

371
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:28,293
They let me spend my two vacation days
a decade on any naval base I want!

372
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,630
Damn. I don't even know
where to start with that.

373
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,715
[beeps]

374
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,009
Mary, you got what you wanted. Let's go.

375
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,930
Uh, Mary, there's a lot
of other shit on this server.

376
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:45,518
It's not just old projects like Greyscale.
There are active secret operations.

377
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,481
They're just tax forms
and healthcare records. Boring stuff.

378
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,067
It'd bore you.
Ignore the files behind the curtain.

379
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,486
They're still fucking
with agents and civilians

380
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,404
in ways they don't want us to know about!

381
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,032
Wait, there's worse stuff
than Greyscale on there?

382
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,786
[sarcastically] No, the country's
most powerful intelligence agency

383
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,580
stopped at erasing people's memories.

384
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,667
Of course there's more.
What are you, V, a stupid idiot baby?

385
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:13,213
Oh, my God. I've been so naive.
I am a stupid idiot baby.

386
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,632
I was dumb once
and it was so embarrassing,

387
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,718
but then I made my ponytail looser
and I was totally smart again.

388
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,805
You know what, Stat?
Upload everything to the plane.

389
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,474
What? Why? I said it was boring.

390
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,226
Yeah, I don't trust you.

391
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,187
And I bet all these files
will make a good insurance policy,

392
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,398
you know, in case you decide to fuck us.

393
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,191
[computer beeping]

394
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,567
Okay, we've got it all.

395
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,279
Enough already.
Are you girls done yet? Can we go?

396
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,238
No, wait.

397
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,325
I've let you down over and over again,
and not just you.

398
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,327
For decades,
I've been letting people down.

399
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,538
Q-Force, the country, myself.

400
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:50,208
I lost the fire in my belly,
but it's back.

401
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,421
It's time to make these fuckers pay
for what they did and what they're doing.

402
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,215
The AIA is going down.

403
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,675
-What?
-What?

404
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,511
Let's finish what we started.

405
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,096
[intense music playing]

406
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,268
We're blowing up the Coeur, Mary.

407
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:12,272
Don't listen to her.
She's lost her mind! I'm your real friend.

408
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,026
[grunts]

409
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:20,155
If you do this, V, you won't just destroy
the projects on the server,

410
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,616
you'll disrupt the entire
AIA communication system.

411
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,244
It'll be days until the system
is back up and running.

412
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,040
Without a way to contact our agents,
all of America will be vulnerable.

413
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:35,920
And once we're back online,
we'll hunt you to the ends of the earth.

414
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:40,717
Maybe so, but at least
for a bit, it'll be a fair fight.

415
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,427
[grunts]

416
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,265
[electricity crackling]

417
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,104
Welp, welcome to the new AIA, I guess.

418
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,858
-[alarm blaring]
-You idiot! You'll all pay for this!

419
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:59,235
Not me, though, right? I'm broke.

420
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,781
-[beeping]
-[grunts]

421
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,966
[yelling]

422
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,720
[gun cocking]

423
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:26,888
[alarm blaring]

424
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,391
Hiya!

425
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,438
[buzzes]

426
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:37,857
Why are you helping us?

427
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:41,820
I never knew the AIA
was so homophobic until today.

428
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:45,698
I know this is shocking, but… I'm gay.

429
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,616
No shit.

430
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,286
Yeah, you're, like, gayer than me.
Can you also taste songs?

431
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:56,543
I'll hold off the robots as long as I can.
Consider this your Hidden Immunity Idol.

432
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:14,436
I can't believe
we just hit reset on the entire AIA.

433
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:19,816
I mean, worst case, we got a backup
of the data on the… princess' jet.

434
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,943
Where the hell is the jet?

435
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,987
I swear I parked it right here.

436
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,406
No one saw
any street cleaning signs, did they?

437
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:27,490
[line ringing]

438
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,993
I'm gonna kill Buck!

439
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,703
[cell phone ringing]

440
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,498
Thanks, bitches.
My jet's flying toward me right now

441
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,460
with a jacked prisoner
and all of your agency's secrets.

442
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:42,922
What's going on?
The plane's haunted. Help me!

443
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,424
Jackpot much?

444
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:47,510
I knew you'd come in handy
one day. I love gays.

445
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:52,140
Now I have all the blackmail info,
nuclear codes and personal data I'll need

446
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:56,561
to launch myself and my country onto
the international stage at World Pride.

447
00:23:56,644 --> 00:24:00,982
Drink it in, girls. I'm gonna be way
too powerful to talk to on the phone soon.

448
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:06,571
A female villain who is young?
Gonna have to stan on that one.

449
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,240
Holy shit. The princess is evil?

450
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,035
And she played us
like six sexy and courageous,

451
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,828
though often underestimated, fiddles.

452
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,914
I always had a bad feeling about her.

453
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:19,042
She has her read receipts on,
the true sign of a psychopath.

454
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,752
[Chunley] Look what you've all done.

455
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,088
The AIA systems are shut down
for who knows how long.

456
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,508
We're completely defenseless against her.

457
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,095
No, not completely defenseless.

458
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:36,476
You have us and you might hate us,
but now we're your only hope.

459
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,938
And for once,
[chuckles] we're not alone.

460
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:44,776
[theme music playing]