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[Mary] Team, I'm sorry.

2
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It's my fault
Chunley has us all on this paperwork duty,

3
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but look on the bright side. After this,
we're gonna be really good at paperwork.

4
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I thought we'd get in way more trouble
for all that treasoning we did.

5
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But I hate paperwork!

6
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It's the whole reason I resigned from
my previous job as a fifth grade student.

7
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I already have a million paper cuts.
I need another Band-Aid.

8
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Here you go.
It's from my lesbian icons first aid kit.

9
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This one's Holland Taylor.

10
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I've always wanted a lesbian
wrapped around my finger.

11
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[laughs]

12
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Do you guys get it?

13
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Sorry to leave you all alone
with Buck bleeding profusely,

14
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but I have to go for a bit.

15
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I stayed up all night doing my stack

16
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so I could go with Benji to his friend
Antoni's funeral this weekend in Tarzana.

17
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Lucky. I love funerals.

18
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Perfect intersection
of corpses and cheese plates.

19
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Should I have had one
for my dead girlfriend?

20
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Maybe? Well, this will be tough,
since I am responsible

21
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for Antoni's explosion-based death.

22
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But it might be nice
to get away for a bit.

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Leave behind the chaos of WeHo and the AIA

24
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for the simple life
of the San Fernando Valley.

25
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Oh, fine. Leave me here to babysit.

26
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But remember,
if V tries to contact you in any way,

27
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you're under orders to report it
to Chunley immediately.

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Much like your BO, V is in the wind.

29
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I don't think anyone's ever
gonna hear from her again.

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Also, don't you dare use "babysit"
in a pejorative way.

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It's one of the hardest jobs on Earth.

32
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Mary may be gone,
but we still got one traitor here.

33
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I'm going to make you pay
for this shit assignment.

34
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Agent Deb, I order you
to fill out my mission reports!

35
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The fuck did he just say to me?

36
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Did he just delegate to me?
I'm the workflow king.

37
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Permission to neuter him?

38
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Permission pending,
but first I have a plan.

39
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TikTok lip-sync? Way ahead of you.

40
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I already turned my paperwork
into a freakum dress.

41
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Should we do "Freakum Dress" or…

42
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[theme music playing]

43
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[Mary] I know it's just
over the hill from West Hollywood,

44
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but the Valley is like
an entirely different world.

45
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It's like real America out here.

46
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During rush hour traffic,
it takes two hours,

47
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so it's basically Nevada.
Anyway, thanks for coming, babe.

48
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If you weren't here,
I'd be cry-belting Céline Dion right now

49
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and weirdly, I've already gotten in
two car accidents that way.

50
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Of course. I'm going to be the best
boyfriend ever this whole weekend.

51
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I've been studying your family and friends
so I can make a great impression.

52
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I can't believe you're in touch
with this many people from your childhood.

53
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Tarzana's a small town,
just like where you grew up,

54
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Mount Rushmore City, South Dakota.

55
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Yes, that is where
I told you I was from, wasn't it?

56
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Anyway, believe me,
you don't have to try so hard.

57
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My family is gonna love you
just as much as I do.

58
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Did you just say you love me?

59
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Uh… I guess I did.

60
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But look, if you don't love me back,
then no, I didn't.

61
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I love you, too.

62
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-[car honks]
-[tires screeching]

63
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Wow, look at us
taking big steps on the 101.

64
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Yeah, I usually do
most of my lovin' on the 405.

65
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I just hope we don't get pulled over
for excessive cuteness.

66
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Man, I can't believe Antoni's gone.

67
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I mean, I know you only met him once
but he was a--

68
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Boom, boom! Bisexual ghost!

69
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I mean, we used to hang out all the time.

70
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Oh, my God. I'm going crazy.

71
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No, I'm just a figment
of your imagination, brought on by guilt.

72
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Like in that Ethan Hawke movie, Hamlet.

73
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…killed in such a freak accident.

74
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[Antoni] Oh, my God, he has no idea
it's all your fault that I'm dead.

75
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Let's just hope he's not next.
Am I right, bitch?

76
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-[pop music playing over radio]
-Aw! Danity Kane! Antoni's favorite.

77
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I can't believe you remembered!

78
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Uh-huh. Best boyfriend ever! [chuckles]

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[snoring]

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[cell phone ringing]

81
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Hello.

82
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[Mira over phone] Hi, sexy secret agent!

83
00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:07,665
-It's Mira Popadopolous!
-The Princess of Gyenorvya?

84
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[scoffs] That's what it says on my DUI.
I'm coming to Los Angeles for the weekend,

85
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and call me Kylie Minogue because
I just can't get you out of my head.

86
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We have to hang!

87
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Fuck yeah!
It's actually a really good time.

88
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I'm done dominating my colleagues
for the day.

89
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Also, I… I miss you.

90
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Mmm, hot! See you soon, bitch.

91
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The game's afoot.

92
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We'll show Buck that if you mess
with Q-Force, there will be repercussions.

93
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He's going to feel like such an idiot
when the princess stands his ass up.

94
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Getting stood up is so humiliating,
I assume. Never experienced it.

95
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This prank is the most punk thing
I've ever seen you do, Deb.

96
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And that's including the time I dared you
to eat 200 Fig Newtons and you ate 250.

97
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If my years in the Navy

98
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and repeat viewings of Private Benjamin
have taught me anything,

99
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it's that sometimes you need to take
a superior officer down a peg

100
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with an elaborate prank.

101
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And it always goes great.

102
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Aw, I feel like
I haven't seen you in forever!

103
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I know, last Tuesday feels
like ages ago to me, too.

104
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And look, you cooked every food
I've ever mentioned!

105
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Big, strong guy like you, Steve,
I bet you have quite an appetite.

106
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I have to eat 6,000 calories a day,
or else my pecs deflate.

107
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You must be special. Benji hasn't brought
a guy home since college,

108
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and I'm still not convinced
Travis knew you two were dating.

109
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Wow, Travis. Oh, God.
I haven't thought about him in years.

110
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He's dating a woman now.
They live in Portland.

111
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Grab something to nosh on already
and we'll take it to the patio.

112
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John, you can't wait to show off.
You're gonna embarrass Benji.

113
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[John] How could a son be embarrassed
by his parents

114
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being patio king and queen
of the San Fernando Valley?

115
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And before you ask, yes,
that does make me the patio prince.

116
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I know, you own Great Gazebo,
the Valley's top chain of

117
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[singsong] patio furniture
and supply stores!

118
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Hey, this kid knows his stuff, Julie!

119
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Imagine that.
Benji bragging about his parents

120
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to a chic interior designer
like Steve Maryweather. [chuckles]

121
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I know we're here for a funeral,
but this trip to your hometown is so nice.

122
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Even the air out here is sweeter,

123
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and don't tell me it's just because
there's an Equal factory down the street.

124
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Hope you saved room for dessert.
I made these pies from scratch,

125
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but I can throw them away if you're full.

126
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[chuckles] This is too nice.

127
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I'll cook dinner for the entire family
tomorrow night to pay you back.

128
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Yeah, says the man with
a Postmates credit card. He doesn't cook.

129
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You said your family loves Italian food.
I've been practicing the meatball recipe

130
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from Lorraine Bracco's cookbook
for a week.

131
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Ah! She was so good on Rizzoli and Isles!

132
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Best boyfriend move ever.

133
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Oh, Antoni would have loved you.

134
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I hope he's looking down at us
at karaoke tonight.

135
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It was his fave.
He could fit the whole mic in his mouth.

136
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He was…

137
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quite a guy.

138
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[indistinct chatter]

139
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[flies buzzing]

140
00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,428
[beeping]

141
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I can't believe my girlfriend had to die
to save this human shart,

142
00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:15,269
but seeing his face get so, so sad…
It's helping.

143
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We'll give him another 15 minutes
of torture, then tell him he got pranked.

144
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He'll be pissed but he'll respect us,
and then he'll do his own damn paperwork.

145
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Twink, the plan is…

146
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Twink? Where'd he go?

147
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Mira, I was starting to worry!

148
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Your big naturals
are looking as lovely as ever.

149
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[as Mira] Um, okay, romantic!

150
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What are you doing? This was not the plan!

151
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[as Twink] Your plan was cute,
but soft. I got bored.

152
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I don't know about this.

153
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Wait, there's something different
about you.

154
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[as Mira] Uh, maybe
it's my new leave-in conditioner,

155
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Purely Placenta. Not sure what's in it.

156
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-No, there's something else.
-Oh, shit! He's onto us!

157
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You're nervous…

158
00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,483
because you have a crush on me.

159
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,693
[chuckles] That's awesome.

160
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[Twink as Mira] Um, yeah, that's 100% it!

161
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,866
Okay, super spy! Jeez.

162
00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:14,078
Wow, okay. He might be
dumb enough for this to work!

163
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,705
Stat, start researching
his likes and dislikes.

164
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I'll organize a plan of attack.
Full speed ahead, Twink.

165
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Unauthorized stage two
of operation "Fuck Buck Up" is a go.

166
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[man singing]

167
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-[all applauding]
-[man chuckles] Thanks!

168
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Man, even the karaoke's better
in the Valley.

169
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No one's trying to get discovered,
you know?

170
00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:37,393
You already know you're way hotter
than any of Benji's exes, Steve.

171
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Hey! Okay, fair.

172
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But the time has come to prove your worth.
Karaoke for us. For Ant.

173
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You can sing anything you want,
except for Sisqó's "Thong Song."

174
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That was Antoni's song.

175
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:54,118
I already chose a song,
Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love."

176
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Dedicated to Benji, of course.

177
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:05,087
♪ And I would do anything for love ♪

178
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,047
Damn! She's good!

179
00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,800
♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪

180
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,928
[vocalizing]

181
00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:17,224
♪ I would do anything for love ♪

182
00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:19,393
♪ But I won't do that ♪

183
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,230
♪ No, no, no, I won't do-- ♪

184
00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:27,192
♪ Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down? ♪

185
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:31,989
♪ Will you get me right out
Of this godforsaken town? ♪

186
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,409
♪ Will you make it all
A little less cold? ♪

187
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:41,707
♪ I can do that!
Oh, now I can do that-- ♪

188
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:45,878
♪ Will you cater to every fantasy I got? ♪

189
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:50,090
♪ Will you hose me down with holy water
If I get too hot? ♪

190
00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:53,636
♪ Hot! Will you take me places
I've never known? ♪

191
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,388
♪ Now I can do that ♪

192
00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:58,349
[vocalizing]

193
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,434
♪ Now I can do that ♪

194
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,187
-What are you doing here?
-I had to see you. I'm…

195
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:07,691
Steve, do you know this woman?
Or is she one of those karaoke people?

196
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,693
'Cause I'll grab the big hook, lady.

197
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:14,031
Of course he knows me.
I'm Vivian, Steve's mom.

198
00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,577
Why did you tell my boyfriend
and his friends that you're my mother?

199
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,413
It was either mother or lover,
and you're not my type, darling.

200
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:24,166
Where were you all this time?
The AIA is still after you.

201
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,543
I've been off the grid
with nothing but time to think,

202
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,128
and finally I realized something!

203
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:32,091
Mary, this is all a vast conspiracy!
I'm being set up!

204
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,592
V, you're freaking me out!

205
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,178
Right now, you've got what Stat would call
"big Alex Jones energy."

206
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,806
I'm not a cold-blooded killer!

207
00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,850
I might not remember everything,
but I know who I am.

208
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:45,187
I'm being made to take the fall
for something bad!

209
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:49,608
Bad enough that the AIA
had to erase my memories of it!

210
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,319
We have less than 24 hours
to figure all this out.

211
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:56,365
I know how the Agency works. Now that
I'm back on the grid, they'll find me!

212
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,700
Okay, googly eyes.

213
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:01,412
How do you suggest we foil
a vast conspiracy in less than 24 hours?

214
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,164
Get the fuck out of the Valley,
for one thing. Am I right?

215
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:08,419
But seriously, the key to unlocking
my memories is all in my back.

216
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,921
Pam introduced me to chiromancy,

217
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,716
releasing your spine
to free up suppressed memories.

218
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,509
You're the best shot I know.

219
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,802
For real? I'm flattered!

220
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,346
My final, most important memory
will be released

221
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,224
if you'll shoot me
exactly here in the back.

222
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,936
What? I'm not gonna fucking shoot you
in the back, you lunatic!

223
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,147
You're on your own with all of this. Okay?

224
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:31,567
I refuse to let you bring any more chaos
to me and the gentle people of Tarzana.

225
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,070
You talk about this place
like its number one export isn't porno.

226
00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:39,908
My boyfriend is mourning the loss
of someone who died in a hit meant for me.

227
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:43,495
People die! Circle of Life!
Stop making excuses!

228
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:48,500
I know you better than you know yourself,
and a mystery like this is catnip to you.

229
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,253
I'm under orders to report to Chunley
the second you resurface.

230
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,504
You'd never!

231
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:55,758
Then maybe you don't know me
as well as you think you do.

232
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,052
I'll give you a 20-minute head start.

233
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:03,515
-Ah! There you are. Mrs. Maryweather--
-She was just leaving.

234
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:08,061
No, you can't leave! Steve just met
my parents and, well, you should, too.

235
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,898
Mrs. Maryweather, we've got
so much food at home and--

236
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,983
Thank God! I'm fucking starving!

237
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,987
And please, call me Vivian.
Follow Mommy. Good boy.

238
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,990
[buzzer sounds]

239
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,871
It's awesome that you chose a batting cage
for a date. Most chicks would never.

240
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,540
Well, I'm not most chicks.
I'm a guys' princess.

241
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,212
Wha…

242
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,006
[gasps] Oh! Ugh!

243
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,341
I'm bad! Help!

244
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,302
-Ah, let me show you how it's done.
-[fly buzzing]

245
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,304
Ain't no man worth all that.

246
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:46,683
Jacqueline? If you can hear me
in computer hell, this one's for you.

247
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,143
[whirs]

248
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,938
The proper form… [screams] Fuck!

249
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,358
Can we actually take it easy on his sack?
I'm low-key trying to keep that in play.

250
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,653
Move along to phase three.
We need food and alcohol in him

251
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,155
to lull him into
a false sense of security.

252
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:03,367
Wanna get something to eat?
Brr! I'm hungry.

253
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,538
[burps]

254
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,539
[laughs]

255
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:13,585
You really are just like one of the guys,
but hot, like Jennifer Lawrence!

256
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,796
Really? Her? Still?

257
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,756
[Deb over radio] Now wipe your hand
on your dress.

258
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,007
But it's an Alaïa!

259
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,926
[Deb] Be the fantasy!

260
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:27,349
I am so fucking horny for you.
But in a weird way.

261
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,811
I think I'm horny for your personality.

262
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:35,190
Wow, Deb. For a lesbian,
you are great at seducing straight men.

263
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:38,068
Straight men are just lesbians
with longer cargo shorts,

264
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,320
fewer skills and evil in their hearts.

265
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,198
[yawns]

266
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:46,243
Oh, Steve. Your mom is just fabulous.

267
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,662
She got up at dawn
and started cooking for the whole family!

268
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,124
Morning, honey.
Come give Mama-bear her morning hug.

269
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,293
[whispers] We need to parley about Caryn!

270
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,210
Not now.

271
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:58,589
I'm trying to be the perfect boyfriend
and you're not making it easy.

272
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,009
Now sit down and eat.
I know breakfast is your favorite meal.

273
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,761
Breakfast… is my favorite meal.
You are correct.

274
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,930
See? Mother knows you
better than anyone else.

275
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,433
Mother, didn't you say
you had to get going?

276
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,811
What? No. I mean,
you haven't even seen our patio furniture.

277
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,563
Then I'll just have to stick around.

278
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,773
You don't want Mommy
to be rude, do you, sweetheart?

279
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,775
You're pulling off Mom drag well enough,

280
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,362
but you yourself told me it would only
be 24 hours before the AIA finds you.

281
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:23,822
You need to go.

282
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:28,619
You two look so cute together.
I see where Steve gets his good looks.

283
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,370
Fuck, this is good.

284
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,123
Language, Stephen. Who raised you?

285
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,793
Your mom is amazing.

286
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:40,797
Look, if it's not too weird for you,
could I be her for Halloween?

287
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,008
I'll start shopping for straitjackets now.

288
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,593
Jesus! Do you ever stretch?

289
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,179
No, I don't, but that's not
why I'm so tense right now!

290
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,556
-[buzzing]
-Oh, God, do you think that's--

291
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,018
Fuck! Maybe I left a print somewhere.
I was so careful.

292
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,895
The house is compromised.

293
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,774
Um, are you literally about to get
a whole bunch of people killed

294
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,817
on my weekend? Rude bitch!

295
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,779
Damn Murphy kid's playing
with his drone again.

296
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,198
When I was his age, I played with a stick.

297
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,241
Just a stick. And I felt lucky!

298
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,744
[beeping]

299
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,207
I'm freaking out! We're gonna get
Benji and his family killed!

300
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,835
It was a false alarm.
Just relax. Lotion up your mother.

301
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:21,922
[bone cracks]

302
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,548
[gasps] I got a memory flash.

303
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,551
I just remembered
that Caryn hated white chocolate.

304
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,803
Maybe that's a clue!

305
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,888
Everyone hates white chocolate!
That's not a clue.

306
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,432
Well, maybe if you'd just shoot me…

307
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,102
I'm really, really considering it.

308
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,478
[cell phone ringing]

309
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,525
Don't answer it. Wait, was your phone
in your Speedo? How did you--

310
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,527
Don't worry about it, Mother!

311
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:48,949
No, sir. I swear I haven't heard from her
or seen her or swam with her. Nothing.

312
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,201
I hope you're not lying to me.

313
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,787
You so much as hesitate and it's your ass.

314
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,915
Which I know you need for sex.

315
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,126
What did he say?
Are they closing in on us?

316
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,711
V, you should probably go.

317
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,796
Yes, go and watch the video again!

318
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,299
Judging from this decor, they have
a VCR lying around here somewhere.

319
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,927
[stealthy music playing]

320
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,640
No one's ever seen
where Buck lives before.

321
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,226
Bet you five Bitcoins
there's a DiGiorno in the freezer.

322
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,940
What a… cute place.

323
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,317
Eh, just a typical bachelor pad.

324
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,737
[Deb] Twink, compliment him
and get on the couch.

325
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,572
No matter how crusty it is.

326
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,075
So many stuffed animals…

327
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,245
Oh, yeah, those.
I barely notice them. Kids' stuff.

328
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,288
[squeaks]

329
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,332
Not Boingo! Boingo lives on the couch.

330
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,667
Oh, okay.

331
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:44,713
[Deb] Ask him if he won them at fairs.
Make him feel masculine and in charge.

332
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,467
Did you win these at the county fair
with your big, veiny arms?

333
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,929
[chuckles] Nah. It's a pretty basic story.
I was orphaned as a child,

334
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,891
and I went into the foster care system,
like most kids.

335
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:59,061
And it's really funny
but every set of foster parents I got

336
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,979
kept returning me to the agency.

337
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,981
[as Twink] Oh, my God. I mean…

338
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,358
[as Mira] Oh, my God, that's horrible.

339
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:09,863
Just basic kid stuff. My foster parents
would give me a stuffed animal

340
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,908
to distract me when they took me back.
Happens to everybody.

341
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,701
[sobbing]

342
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:20,749
Sorry. Uh, when I talk
about this stuff, my eyes water.

343
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,376
I think it's allergies. [sniffles]

344
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,336
[crying]

345
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,425
That's the reason I've never really
been able to open up to people.

346
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,178
Not girlfriends, not friends.

347
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,598
Not even those weirdos on Q-Force.

348
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,226
We've gone too far. Abort mission!

349
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,603
Oh, Buck.

350
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,023
[sighs]

351
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,318
I have a gift for you. I'll be right back.

352
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,488
[Deb] What the hell are you doing?
You can't hook up with Buck!

353
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:56,076
[as Twink] What am I supposed to do?
Not bang an orphan? He's, like, starving!

354
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,995
[Deb] Get out of there!
And don't let this get any worse!

355
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,456
Mira Popadopolous,
I've been waiting all my life

356
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,291
to trust someone enough to do this.

357
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,836
I just sent an email
quitting my job at the AIA.

358
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,297
I want to live by your side
as the First Gentleman of Gyenorvya.

359
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,425
Will you marry me?

360
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,636
[as Mira] Oh, wow!

361
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:19,099
I know you're thinking it, too, so
I'll just say it. We should start a cult.

362
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,225
[sizzling]

363
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,520
Do you need any help with dinner?
The soap's on fire.

364
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,521
[screams]

365
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,273
Everything's fine! Normal cooking thing.

366
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:30,235
[sighs] Benji, you have so much
to deal with. The funeral's tomorrow.

367
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,070
Just let me take care of you, okay?

368
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,239
Benji, your dad wants to see you.

369
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,199
Oh, okay. Hold that thought.

370
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,661
-What is that?
-Relax.

371
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,414
Mary, it's just a standard
sleeping powder I whipped up.

372
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:46,168
Once they're out, we can dig into
the conspiracy without interruption.

373
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,461
V, I really care about this guy!

374
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:52,716
You can't drug his family
like he's some guy I don't care about!

375
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,635
I already put some
in everybody's wine, just in case.

376
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,804
Good thing you chose an off-dry Riesling.

377
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,472
Lorraine Bracco told me to!

378
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,808
The wine's burnt! Don't drink it!

379
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:02,809
[snoring]

380
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,563
Well, it is 7:30. Almost our bedtime.

381
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,984
Have you gone crazy? Leave, now!

382
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,988
I already blew up my career for you.
I'm not blowing up my relationship, too!

383
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,199
Benji is the only light
I have in my life right now.

384
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,702
I would never intentionally try
to harm your relationship. I just--

385
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,455
Says the woman with a bra
full of homemade sleeping pills!

386
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,834
-I apologize, Agent Maryweather. I'll go.
-Good!

387
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,841
Well, fuck. I hope they like Quest bars
for dinner as much as I do.

388
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,385
[soft organ music playing]

389
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:46,686
Open casket for an explosion victim
is a choice.

390
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,563
It's so Antoni, though.

391
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:54,527
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cry again,
and this stupid tie is suffocating me.

392
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,321
-Here. Let me help.
-Thanks.

393
00:19:56,404 --> 00:20:00,116
It's nice to see so many familiar faces,
I guess, except for that guy.

394
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,743
I actually have no idea who he is,

395
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:05,080
but Antoni was close
with a lot of people from Craigslist.

396
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,957
Shit. I'll be right back.

397
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,500
But the funeral's about to start.

398
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,211
I was just gonna press play
on Antoni's acting reel.

399
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,629
[Stat] He'll be here any minute.

400
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,215
I got out of Buck's
as tastefully as I could last night,

401
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:19,052
but I seriously have no idea how we can
end this without breaking his heart.

402
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,220
What are we supposed to do, Deb?

403
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,681
Maybe you shouldn't have gone
Princess-rogue.

404
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,349
We have to tell him the truth.

405
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,769
[door closes]

406
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,313
I guess I have to. Hey, Buck!

407
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:34,651
Deb, did I get any phone calls
from a Gyenorvyan cell phone, maybe?

408
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,944
We gotta talk.

409
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,155
Mira! I was so worried when--

410
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,365
[as Twink] No, Buck.

411
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,535
You didn't go on a date
with the princess yesterday. It was me.

412
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:50,208
These hips do lie and they lied to you,
Buck. Shakira, Shakira.

413
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,712
He's trying to say we pranked you.

414
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,257
So I didn't go on the best date of my life

415
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,926
with the one woman
who finally understood me?

416
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,845
[sobbing]

417
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:07,934
Do you guys know if it's allergy season?
My eyes seem to be watering again.

418
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:13,648
How could you do this to me?
I'm so cool and sexy! Fuck!

419
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,277
[Greg] Where's V?

420
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,072
Between U and W.
[chuckles] That's alphabet humor.

421
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:26,161
Sorry, it's a funeral. I'm nervous.
Uh, V was here, okay? But she's gone.

422
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,204
Nobody at the Agency's gonna believe that.

423
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,041
You already lied to Chunley
about seeing her yesterday.

424
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,669
Look, I didn't even want this assignment
since you're my best friend in the world.

425
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:35,670
What?

426
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:39,466
But my orders are to get V
and take you in, too, for helping her.

427
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,384
This is the AIA, not Spy Kids.

428
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,762
You don't get to have friends
in our line of work.

429
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,972
Actually, the Spy Kids
were siblings, not friends.

430
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,557
I've seen the movie!

431
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,268
Maybe seeing a gun
to your boyfriend's head

432
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,312
will jog your memory of where V is.

433
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,898
-Ow!
-[grunts]

434
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,610
Antoni Brandt, reading for the part
of "Superhero's Queer Best Friend."

435
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:03,365
"Girl, you? A superhero?
Not in that cape, Mama!"

436
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,742
[both grunting]

437
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,620
This is the end, friend.

438
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,458
[grunts]

439
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:18,046
I remember. Greyscale.

440
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:23,218
[crying] I can't believe
I'm about to kill my best friend!

441
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,972
Caryn? Are you alive or am I dead?

442
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,020
Okay, but seriously, am I dead?

443
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,147
[Buck sniffling]

444
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,526
Boingo make it better? What do you want?

445
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,904
Buck, I'm sorry about pranking you.
We thought it would be innocent,

446
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,365
but naturally, you fell in love with me.

447
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:49,077
The thing is, you also opened up
and we saw a different side of you.

448
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,204
And minus the fact that no one got bred,

449
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,248
it was one of the best dates
I've ever been on.

450
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,541
Who cares? Get out.

451
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,961
Look, Stat intercepted
your letter of resignation,

452
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,046
so you still have a job with the Agency.

453
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,132
And here are the keys to the Q-Jet.

454
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,176
The GPS is programmed
for Reneé, Gyenorvya.

455
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,512
I thought you might wanna
go see the real princess,

456
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,056
and slam her down, fuck style.

457
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,767
Is this another prank?

458
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,894
No, drag queen's honor.

459
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:19,107
I just hope these allergies chill out
before I get to Gyenorvya.

460
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,608
[crying]

461
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,987
He is so big and so dumb.

462
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,656
And one day, I'm gonna top him.

463
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,076
[eerie music playing]

464
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,833
-[Benji] Hey!
-Benji…

465
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,420
Are you okay?

466
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,132
[somber music playing]

467
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:50,597
Benji… I can't do this.

468
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,682
What are you talking about? The funeral?

469
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:57,729
No, us. This.
I… I feel like it's all too much.

470
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:01,983
I'm going to ruin your perfect life
with your family, your friends, Tarzana.

471
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:06,321
You're not! [chuckles]
Tarzana isn't as perfect as it seems.

472
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:10,033
Sure, the birds help you get dressed
in the morning if you sing to them,

473
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,618
but there's also smog.

474
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,536
Steve, think about it.

475
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,956
I can't be the boyfriend
you need me to be.

476
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,461
I'm going to put you in so much danger.
Emotional danger, that is.

477
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,966
I'm sorry, Benji. I'm so sorry.

478
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:30,386
Steve, what the hell is going on?

479
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,349
I mean, you just told me
you loved me, like, two days ago.

480
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:35,683
I don't get it.

481
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,936
I know. I… I know.

482
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,565
Antoni Brandt reading for the part
of "Gay Barista Number Two."

483
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:47,779
"Gimme more damn whipped cream, Nikki,
'cause hunty, this mocha's a venti!"

484
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,740
[somber music playing]