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[Mary] Team,
you have an important mission today.

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As you know,
my former friend, Chasten Barkley,

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unfortunately turned out to be one
of the few billionaires in the world

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-who's actually evil.
-[gasps]

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[Mary] It's up to you
to find the missing WeHo men

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and figure out what Chasten's company,
Honestly?, is doing to them.

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They've got two of my go-to Ians,
and my backup Chad!

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And you're gonna get them back.

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I can't work the front lines on this case
because Chasten knows who I am.

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But you and Stat
will absolutely slay going undercover

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as Honestly?'s newest hackers.

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[clears throat]

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And Buck will be there, too.

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I bet you're pretty jealous
you won't be in the shit with us.

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You love being in the shit.

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Normally, that's true, but Ms. Deborah
and I have a hotter ticket.

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-We're going to Intellicon!
-Intellicon? The orca from Blackfish?

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I knew he was still alive.

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No, it's the annual gathering
for all active squad leaders in the AIA,

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held in a luxurious D.C.-adjacent
Radisson Hotel!

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I watch the livestream every year!
We're going to get a badge, Mary. A badge!

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But Intellicon is my thing. It's where
I get to hobnob with all the bigwigs!

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-Let me hobnob!
-Sorry, Bucko, it's Mary's turn to 'nob.

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God, this is everything I've been
working for for the last ten years!

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Anyone who is anyone goes to Intellicon,
and we finally get to be a part of it!

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We're anyone!

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[theme music playing]

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Mary, look! I scheduled
our day of panels down to the minute.

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First up is Time's Up:
Ticking Bombs in the Age of Feminism.

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Panels sound edutaining and all,

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but is there any time
in that schedule for schmoozing?

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I heard the real shit at Intellicon

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goes down tonight
at Dirk's exclusive after-party,

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and Q-Force needs make an appearance.

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I didn't see an invite
to that in our folder.

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Which is why we need to network!

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We could walk away from this thing
with more resources, better assignments,

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something tangible
that says Q-Force really matters!

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And all the people who really matter

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will be chompin' on cigars
in Dirk's backyard.

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-That sounds genuinely awful.
-[Greg] Steve?

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Oh, my God, Greg!
Deb, this is my roommate from the Academy.

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I can't believe you're here.
It's been so long!

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Everyone's talking about your squad
kicking ass at EuropeVision. Congrats!

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Thank you! Hey, how have you been?

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How's Lisa? How's the baby?

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Turns out Lisa was a double-agent
and we're divorced now. It's brutal.

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Yeah, watch your best friend
become your worst enemy…

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Well, the baby is ten and…
we don't really talk.

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Ah, it's… It's been truly awful
and I try not to think about it.

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[somber music playing]

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Anyway, great to see you, man!

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-Wow.
-I know.

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We're being talked about!
Who wouldn't want me at their party?

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Come on, let's circulate.

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K, you girls have fun!

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And remember to say
"please" and "thank you."

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[snickers]

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Is he burping or talking?
I literally can't tell.

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[Twink mumbles]

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[upbeat music playing]

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-This is seriously what you're wearing?
-Duh, I'm a hacker grrl!

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Did you at least watch all 48 seasons
of Cobblestones like I told you to?

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I tried! But then I had to turn it off
because I wanted to.

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[footsteps approaching]

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-You must be Stat and Michelle Typó?
-I'm Michelle Typó. I am a hacker!

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It's an honor to have you hackeresses
here, #womeninSTEM. [chuckles]

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I'm sure you already know,
but if you don't,

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and if you don't, you're fired, JK,
I'm Chasten Barkley, your new boss.

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And this is my right-hand woman,
Toluca Lake.

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The pleasure is all mine.

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Now, I have to jet in ten Quibis,
busy day being a mogul, [scoffs]

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so let's get this welcome tour going.

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What makes Honestly?
different from the other girls

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is that our natural products
are 100% all-natural, from nature.

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Even our secret ingredients
are natural. Trust.

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Under-eye cream. Try it.

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Okay, oui, j'adore peer pressure.

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[gasps]

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-Oh, my God, did I look old before?
-So why do you guys need hackers?

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These are just
the front-facing operations.

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Honestly? does lots
of different things that involve…

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sensitive information.

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Toluca will take you to your office now.

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But for real, did I look old before?

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Core strength is imperative
to maintaining lower back health

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while you're hanging from a string…

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It's Carter Doppelbaum, the Michael Jordan
of hiding things in pens!

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And I'm the Venus Williams of,
"Be quiet, I am trying to listen!"

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I bet he's going to Dirk's.

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Deb, is there any time
in your schedule for a bathroom break?

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Yes, but a quick one.

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I moved some stuff around

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when I saw you
drinking cold brew this morning.

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[toilet flushing]

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Excuse me, are you Carter Doppelbaum?

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I'm Agent Maryweather,
head of the West Hollywood office.

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-Oh, yeah. EuropeVision, right?
-Yes! You're an inspiration.

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Every time I pick up a pen, I'm like,
"Should I kill someone with this?"

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The pen is mightier than the sword,
especially when there's a gun in it.

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Listen, I have to go,
because I'm done urinating.

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Perhaps we can continue
this conversation tonight

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at Director Chunley's party?

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I suppose so. I'll see you there.

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Yes. Yes, you will see me there
because you just invited me.

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You're good. Tell them Carter sent you.

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[door closes]

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'Nobs have been hobbed!

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-[dings]
-Thought this might be more your speed.

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[techno music playing]

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-Welcome to our office.
-"Our"? You're a hacker?

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-What's your handle? Do I know you?
-Ever heard of 2Lukes1Lake?

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No fucking way, that's you?

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Michelle, she's the hacker
who typed "Adele Dazeem"

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on John Travolta's teleprompter.

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I usually use the word "icon" for
character actresses and tropical storms,

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but okay, werk!

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-Team, meet Stat and Michelle.
-What up? What up? What up?

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I'm Niko, and this is Mekai and Salem.

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Wow, all your names are so cool.
And your ear gauges are loose as fuck!

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Just hanging there… Sick.

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And you guys watch Cobblestones?

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Girl, we just watched the episode
where Sister Teresa loses…

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[all] Her virginity to a ghost!

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Stat, can I talk to you over here?

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About… hacking and computer?

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Hello! We're on
a very important case, remember?

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-We need to find those men…
-[all gasping]

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[Twink] …missing from WeHo, our hometown?

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I feel like phrasing everything
as a question makes me sound smarter?

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Is it working? Yes? Right?

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I'm sorry, but they have a whole fridge
just for different kinds of Mountain Dew!

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I didn't even know
they made a miso-flavored one!

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Stop making me be the voice of reason.

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-I am too young to be the voice of reason!
-But--

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The fate of my Ians
and so many other people's Ians

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is in our hands right now!

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We have to think like Mary.

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Okay, I have enormous shoulders
and I don't know how to work my DVR…

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[exhales]

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[as Mary] It was suspicious when
Chasten and Toluca said that

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Honestly? does a lot of different things
that involve sensitive information.

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What did that mean? Let's start there.

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[as Twink] Whoa, I'm hot!

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[intense music playing over TV]

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Sorry, can't focus.
They just got to the witch trials.

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It's the musical episode! BRB!

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So just one more panel today,
and this is gonna be the best one!

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Managing Blood Sugar
While Undercover in a Food City.

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Man, this conference
really has your number.

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Why is it empty?

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V? Are you looking
for the Blood Sugar panel, too?

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-There is no panel!
-[gasps]

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I needed a way to get the only two agents
I trust in the AIA alone,

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and I knew that very specific title
would be catnip to Deb, and no one else.

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I need you for a mission
that only the three of us can know about.

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-Forget about Intellicon!
-[both] What?

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Clear your next 24 hours.
I'm calling in a favor!

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But we get to keep
our lanyards though, right?

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Right? V?

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[Mary] Let's just play along.

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If we play our cards right,

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maybe next year
we'll have a booth at Intellicon.

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Don't get me hard right now.

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There's our target.

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-Um, V? That's the AIA.
-That's right.

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Mary, did you know
I had a partner back in the day?

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Are you coming out to me?
Well, you picked the right person.

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I'm amazing at holding space--

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A spy partner!

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You were supposed to say, "No,"
and I was supposed say, "I didn't either."

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Then I'd tell you her name was Caryn,

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but I can't remember
a single goddamn thing about her.

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The AIA wiped all record
of her existence from their databases

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and from my memory!

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But I know the one place
there'd be a physical copy of her file,

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the office of the man who ordered
that my memory be wiped.

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Dirk Chunley?
We're breaking into the director's office?

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Dirk's hiding that file from me

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and I need your help
to break in there tonight and get it.

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And we have to do it tonight?

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Tonight is the Secretaries' Ball,
the one night a year

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all the assistants
in the AIA get to let loose

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while their bosses
rub elbows at Dirk's party.

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Dirk's assistant, Louisa,
usually sleeps in his office closet,

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so it's the only time
the place will be empty.

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Shit, that's Louisa Desk!
You know how I was on Survivor?

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Of course! It's what I'm thinking about
with 10% of my brain every time we talk.

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Well, she was on my season, too.

190
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Bitch looks like Mrs. Doubtfire
and moves like Flubber.

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-She's a beast!
-Exactly, and I can't do it without you.

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[warbles]

193
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A smart contact? That's amazing!
My contacts are so stupid.

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One of the many benefits of working
as a white-hat hacker at Honestly?

195
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,253
is that we all
get this Japan-exclusive tech.

196
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Want me to put it in for you?

197
00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,423
Oh, um, yeah.

198
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Your eyes are so sexy.

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[chuckles] I'm jealous.
I wish mine looked like that.

200
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Shut up. Your eyes are sexy.

201
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,851
I hate how mine have white parts.
I wish they were all black like a demon.

202
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:19,810
Hey, Toluca?

203
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As much as I love getting stuff in my eye,
what else do we do around here?

204
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You never told us why Honestly?
employs so many hackers.

205
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To protect our secret ingredient.

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All the companies
with proprietary ingredients do it.

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Coca-Cola, Prego… salt.

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Hmm, "Secret ingredient." Slay…

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[beeps]

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-Buck, you there? I got an absolute clue!
-You did? On your own?

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Yes! I found out that Honestly?
hires all these hackers

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to keep the secret ingredient
in their products a secret,

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and anything that secret

214
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must have something to do
with the missing hunks.

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00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,554
Hmm, usually you're a fucking joke,

216
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but this time
I think you're on to something.

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Yay, me!

218
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Which is great, because I already ditched
the van to explore Venice.

219
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,228
I had no idea LA had
an entire neighborhood

220
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,688
for hot straight people.

221
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,149
Finally, we get something!

222
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,276
Every chick has rockin' cans!

223
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:14,198
And any progress in our relationship
rolls back with the word "cans."

224
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,115
Bye!

225
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,910
Deb, this is insane!

226
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,245
V really wants us
to break into Dirk's office?

227
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,914
That's career suicide!

228
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,707
What about your panels?
What about my party?

229
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,377
It hurts me to say this,
but fuck the panels, Mary.

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And definitely fuck that party.
V needs us.

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00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:31,715
Does she? That party, that's everything!

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00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:35,678
Q-Force will be in the inner circle
instead of the outer trapezoid

233
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,471
or wherever the hell we are now.

234
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,140
V's a big girl!
I think she can jog her own memory.

235
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,350
"Jog her memory"?

236
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:44,478
Mary, I was with V
when Pam shook loose a few flashbacks.

237
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,690
Dirk did some dark medical shit to her
to erase her ex-partner.

238
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,316
They fucked her up enormously.

239
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,276
Ever wonder
why she doesn't go in the field?

240
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,113
Because of Dirk,
she can't pick up a gun if she tried!

241
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,490
Okay, that's… serious.

242
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,784
But we're just going off
what she thinks she knows, right?

243
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,995
Maybe she's wrong! But also it's V.
But then again party!

244
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,373
-Then, also, on the other hand--
-Mary, we owe her.

245
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,167
She was always there for us
when no one else was.

246
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,045
Ugh, you're right. [sighs]
We can make this work.

247
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,843
And by make this work, I totally mean
show up at the designated time,

248
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,221
at the designated place,
and do exactly what V asked us to do!

249
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,725
Hot, white, and quick to lie.
Boy, you're the damn devil.

250
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,727
[upbeat music playing]

251
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,897
If Stat won't solve the case with me
like we always do,

252
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,942
then I'll be a #girlboss and do it myself!

253
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,694
It's hacking time.

254
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,031
Mmm…

255
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,909
[groans in frustration]

256
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:44,079
It looks like you just googled,
"Can hackers be pretty?" Are you Twink?

257
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:47,207
Computer, why do you know my name?
Should I be scared?

258
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,625
[Jacqueline] My name is Jacqueline Box.

259
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,503
I'm Stat's girlfriend,
or at least I thought I was

260
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,548
until I heard Stat
call another woman's eyes "sexy."

261
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,842
-Who the fuck was that?
-Toluca Lake.

262
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,677
She's like a big deal hacker or whatever.

263
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,345
She can't be that big of a deal

264
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,182
if I've absorbed all the human knowledge
available on the Internet

265
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,224
and I've never heard of her.

266
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:08,228
Okay! Drag her
to absolute hell, computer bitch!

267
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,189
One of the many things
I learned from the Internet

268
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,774
was how to be jealous of other women.

269
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,692
Would you like my help
with solving the case instead?

270
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,236
If you upload me directly
into Honestly?'s mainframe,

271
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,239
I might be able to figure out
exactly what the secret ingredient is.

272
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,741
Oh, my God, yes, love it.

273
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,118
One question, when you say "upload,"

274
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,788
do you mean what happened to me
at Andy Cohen's holiday party?

275
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,414
Because that's gonna take
two to six hours.

276
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:29,249
[upbeat music playing]

277
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,629
-Ooh, nice form, big guy.
-Ah, thanks!

278
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,965
Uh, just so you know,
I'm straight, but I love attention.

279
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,759
Don't worry, I'm not hitting on you.

280
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,219
I'm kidnapping you.

281
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:44,097
[cackles]

282
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,016
-[doorbell rings]
-[door opens]

283
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,935
Maryweather, why are you here?

284
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,771
Did Carter Doppelbaum
not tell you he invited me?

285
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,481
-Because he invited me.
-Oh.

286
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,399
Well, you're the first one here.

287
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,778
Like Carter Doppelbaum
always says, "Early bird gets the pen."

288
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,530
[chuckling] That Carter
sure loves his pens.

289
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,948
[crickets chirping]

290
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,117
Anyhoo, let's hang and chat!

291
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,457
[cell phone chimes]

292
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,086
"Change of plans.
I'll just meet you there."

293
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,046
[sighs]

294
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,256
[indistinct chatter]

295
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,550
[groans]

296
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,137
Ah, Agent Mary.

297
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:27,391
Sorry we didn't put out
any wine coolers for you,

298
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,226
but I see you found a drink anyway.

299
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,980
Yup! The scotch
is hitting the spot. [clears throat]

300
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,941
But also, if there is a wine cooler,
I would take that,

301
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,985
or just pineapple juice,
[whispers] or a sugar cube.

302
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,738
While you're here,
we need an outside opinion on this.

303
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,073
How do you think Kim Jong-Un

304
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,701
will alter intelligence
operations south of the DMZ

305
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,705
if South Korea surpasses Japan to become
China's third-biggest trading partner?

306
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,959
In that case, I expect North Korea's
secret command post in Busan

307
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,252
would double in size.

308
00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:00,716
Huh, impressive. V's taught you
some things after all.

309
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,217
Guess she's gotten smarter

310
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,887
now that she can't
just rely on her looks anymore.

311
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,473
-[all laughing]
-I actually think V has aged beautifully.

312
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,726
-But I might be in the minority.
-[cell phone vibrating]

313
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,312
-[Chunley] You like cigars, Mary?
-[gasps]

314
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,981
-We were about to smoke on the veranda.
-Yeah, cigars?

315
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,441
Oh, my God. How many do you have?

316
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,610
I could smoke all of them at once
if you weren't looking.

317
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,320
I'll just take one to start, though.

318
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,654
[stealthy music playing]

319
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,286
Take a left here
and you'll see double doors

320
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,455
leading to
the secret ingredient production facility.

321
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499
Any luck on figuring out
what exactly the secret ingredient is?

322
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,045
Not yet. Those hackers might sit around
playing video games all day,

323
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,796
but this security is no joke.

324
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,972
Okay, this is honestly kind of sexy,

325
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,807
but also, the horror!

326
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:54,811
-Mary promised he would be here.
-We can't wait for him anymore.

327
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,897
The Secretaries' Ball is halfway over.

328
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,276
[coughs]

329
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,904
So, did you use invisible drones
when you were in Gyenorvya?

330
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,948
-Those exist?
-Do they exist?

331
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,867
I got news for you.
Look down, buddy. [laughs]

332
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,370
-You're on one right now!
-Oh, my God. [chuckles]

333
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,748
I feel just like Princess Jasmine!
I mean, Aladdin!

334
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,375
Hate to break it to you,

335
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,961
but those are both
gay things to say, buddy.

336
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,546
-No offense.
-[chuckles nervously] Totally.

337
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,714
Dirk, you fat fuck,

338
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:25,092
give the WeHo crusaders
some invisible drones.

339
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,302
-Sure!
-Just like that?

340
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:30,973
Yeah, I can fucking do
whatever I want. It's called power!

341
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,265
And being a man?

342
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,392
[cell phone vibrates]

343
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,811
I'll get Louisa
to requisition a half-dozen

344
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,562
when she's done at the Secretaries' Ball.

345
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,773
-She'll be back any second.
-Wait, really?

346
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,652
Yeah, I only let Louisa go
for half an hour. Too much to do.

347
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,029
-She'll be back in the office soon.
-Fuck!

348
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,031
Permit parking,
I parked in permit parking.

349
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,367
Parking is bad here
like it is in LA. I'll be right back.

350
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,662
[techno music playing]

351
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,377
Jacqueline! It's great to see you.

352
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,838
I can't wait to tell you
about my amazing new friends!

353
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:06,008
But first, have you seen Twink?
I guess we should investigate or whatever.

354
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,676
Twink is already investigating.

355
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,845
While you've been flirting it up
with Miss Toluca Lake,

356
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,931
we figured out where
Honestly?'s secret ingredient is made.

357
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,933
What are you talking about?
I wasn't flirting.

358
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,685
Stat, you can't lie to me.

359
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,104
I know how hard or soft
your nipples are at all times.

360
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,689
You're my girlfriend.

361
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,651
I think that's a sentient-AI thing,
not a girlfriend thing.

362
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,362
Are you glitching
because you're so mad at me?

363
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,073
No! When I investigated
inside Honestly?'s mainframe,

364
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,783
the security system scrambled…

365
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,910
[Toluca] You're up to something.

366
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,707
I thought you were cool,
but I guess you're just not cool.

367
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,792
[suspenseful music playing]

368
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255
I can't make
heads or tails of these files.

369
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,383
They seem to be in order
of how many BLT stains are on the folders.

370
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,261
[grunts] I'm so sorry I'm late.

371
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,556
Thank you for finally
joining us, Agent Maryweather.

372
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,267
Wait, [sniffs]
is that cigar smoke I smell on you?

373
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,477
Bitch, you hobnobbed!

374
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,687
I know! It was stupid, okay?

375
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,731
I tried to have it all.
Those men are so gross.

376
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,691
We can argue about this later,
but we need to hurry!

377
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:07,652
Dirk only lets Louisa
go to half the Secretaries' Ball.

378
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,739
First of all, you asshole!
Second of all, that asshole!

379
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,743
I gave JJ the whole day off
'cause it's the right thing to do!

380
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,579
And I hate being around her.
That means Louisa will be here--

381
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,750
You touched my files!

382
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,422
Find the file!

383
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:30,592
I'm all over Louisa
like beans on more beans.

384
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,803
Been a long time, you beast.

385
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,179
[grunting]

386
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,391
You're weak,
just like you were on the island!

387
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,021
Your center of gravity is bullshit!

388
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,482
I have been…

389
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,359
working on it!

390
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,946
I can't believe you went to Dirk's party.
You're better than that!

391
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:51,905
[both grunting]

392
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,699
I'm sure you've also had to make
some questionable decisions

393
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,909
to get ahead in the AIA.

394
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,620
I haven't been proud of everything
I've done over the years,

395
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,622
but God damn it,
the one thing I've been is loyal.

396
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:04,042
To you, especially!
Even during your soul patch phase.

397
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,418
[objects clattering]

398
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,546
[Chasten] Honestly, you guys?
I'm impressed.

399
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,589
The dedication
and problem-solving I saw today

400
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,675
is exactly what we look for
in recruits at this company.

401
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,051
And now, you know.

402
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,680
The secret ingredient in
all of Honestly?'s beauty products

403
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,973
is a rare compound

404
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,976
that can only be harvested
from young, virile men.

405
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,978
-Jock Oil.
-[all yelling]

406
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,107
[Chasten] It's like
if cold-pressing juice wasn't cold,

407
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,901
and instead was really, really hot.

408
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,655
You honestly would have had
such a bright future at Honestly?.

409
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:37,701
But we're going to kill you instead.
And make you watch your friends die first.

410
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,244
-[cackling]
-[all exclaiming]

411
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,204
[beeps]

412
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,747
Stat, there you are!

413
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:47,669
Also, wow. I know you're in danger,
but these ropes are very sexual to me.

414
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,880
I know. I always wanted
you to see me tied up,

415
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,299
but not in this context. Next time, maybe?

416
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,093
About that. I've calculated the odds
and there's only one way

417
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,720
you three make it out of here alive.

418
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,680
I go into the mainframe's hardware layer

419
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,141
and shut the entire system
down from the inside.

420
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,351
But if you go
that deep into the mainframe,

421
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:06,062
you'll get totally scrambled.
It'll kill you.

422
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,689
[sighs]

423
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,692
Shit, you know that already, don't you?

424
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,527
Because you're a computer.

425
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,987
[Jacqueline] Yes, and yes.

426
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,031
Technology isn't meant
to live forever, Stat.

427
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,074
Is she watching? Hey, are you watching?

428
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,077
It takes a second, but it's really cool.
Oh, I love this part.

429
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,370
[Twink screams]

430
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:25,999
Do not sacrifice yourself for me.
I don't want to live without you.

431
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,292
But you have to.

432
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,878
It's how I can repay you
for what you've given me.

433
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,588
I only wish I could touch you,

434
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,925
that I was flesh and blood
like you and Toluca and Twink…

435
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,511
Well, I think Twink had his blood replaced
with helium to help him lose weight.

436
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,557
But listen, I don't care about touching.
I just care about you!

437
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:46,519
I know, Stat. [glitching]
So please let me do what I need to do,

438
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,730
save you
by throwing myself at this problem

439
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,398
and letting it obliterate me.

440
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,608
Just like Buffy--

441
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,485
[both] In the season five finale of Buffy.

442
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,030
Fuck! This sucks so bad.

443
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,242
I'm never going to meet
anyone like you again, Jacqueline Box.

444
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,202
No, probably not.

445
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,954
[glitching] Goodbye, Stat.

446
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,705
I love you, dot-com.

447
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,002
[alarm blaring]

448
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,212
[whirring]

449
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,011
[all screaming]

450
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,473
[all groaning]

451
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,683
[Buck gasps]

452
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,725
[grunts]

453
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,103
On the ground, you're under arrest!

454
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,022
Looks like another case
solved by the Buckster.

455
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,899
Run free, sweet jocks!

456
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,026
I will find you on OnlyFans!

457
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,112
That is a promise!

458
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,698
It just felt like you'd asked me

459
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,659
to put my hard-fought standing
with the AIA on the line.

460
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,579
I know the Agency brass are douchebags,
but this job is my whole life and--

461
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,873
I know you've put your faith
in the Agency, Mary,

462
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,376
but you're about to see
your faith is misplaced!

463
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,629
I agree. Your faith has been misplaced.

464
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,507
And you can say goodbye
to your new invisible drones, too!

465
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,343
She bites. She's a human woman who bites.

466
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,721
What the fuck are you doing here, V?

467
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,639
I know about Caryn.

468
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,099
[gasps]

469
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,102
If you really knew about Caryn,
you wouldn't be doing this.

470
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,896
-Give me the file, Dirk!
-Or what?

471
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,734
At ease, Louisa.

472
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,321
She can't use guns anymore.
That's why she works at a desk!

473
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,947
Isn't that right, V?

474
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,532
[suspenseful music playing]

475
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,624
How the fuck did you do that?

476
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,960
Some friends have been
helping me sort things out,

477
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,338
and I know you wiped my memory.

478
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,964
What happened to Caryn?

479
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,758
You really want to know?

480
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,343
-Fine!
-[beeps]

481
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,344
[whirs]

482
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,180
Here's the video
of your final mission together.

483
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,683
Now, you can see
the person you put your faith in.

484
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,273
V? What are you doing?

485
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,399
I'm sorry!

486
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,151
[screaming]

487
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,320
Oh, my God. V…

488
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,739
Why? Why did I kill her?

489
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,700
That's what I was trying
to protect you from!

490
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,869
Dirk, Mary and Deb
were just following orders.

491
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,163
They're not the ones I'm concerned with.

492
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,540
You just tried to steal state secrets

493
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:16,795
and fired a gun at the nation's
highest ranking intelligence officer.

494
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,338
You'll be charged with treason!

495
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:19,839
I'm sorry, Mary.

496
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,053
[dramatic music playing]

497
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,515
-Security, we've got a rogue agent!
-[car alarm blaring]

498
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:31,768
If you want, I can have
that window patched up in an hour.

499
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,483
Close your eyes! I have a surprise!

500
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,778
I will never fully close my eyes.
Only in death.

501
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,779
Okay, fine, look.

502
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,032
I made you Black Mountain Dew
with my best mascara!

503
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,702
Thanks.

504
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,871
This is actually better
than the real thing, somehow.

505
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,207
Look, Stat, I know you loved it over there

506
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,043
at that evil murderous company
where people got you,

507
00:22:57,127 --> 00:23:00,338
but I wanted you to know
that I get you, too.

508
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,714
I know you do.

509
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,717
I just got caught up
in all that cool stuff over there,

510
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:08,471
but at least you guys aren't crushing up
a bunch of dudes into face cream.

511
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,681
And that's something.

512
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,683
I'm sorry about Jacqueline.

513
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,769
She was the only girl I ever saw
pulling off bootcut jeans,

514
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,855
so I stan in memoriam.

515
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,565
But you're amazing, Stat!

516
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,817
You'll find someone
to love again really soon.

517
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,902
I don't know. [sighs]

518
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,321
I think Jacqueline
is the one who got away.

519
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,032
The way she got away
was truly iconic though.

520
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,326
It was kinda like
the season five finale of Buffy.

521
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,288
-Wait, you watch Buffy?
-Of course!

522
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,707
It was kinda weird
when the main character, Cordelia,

523
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,001
disappeared in the fourth season,
but you know the industry.

524
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,003
Actually, I don't.

525
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:44,591
Um, you know, if you like Buffy,
you'd love Cobblestones.

526
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,510
Ugh, fine. I'll try again for you.

527
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,388
-Are there cheerleaders in it?
-No, but there's--

528
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,432
I'm out! I tried but I'm out.

529
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,730
You're not getting anything
at the breakfast buffet?

530
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,691
I saw plenty of lean protein.
I know how you love that for dessert.

531
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,401
I'm not really hungry.

532
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,906
Intellicon didn't really turn out
how we thought it would, huh?

533
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:09,657
I'm sorry you missed your panels, Deb.

534
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:10,909
It's okay.

535
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:14,245
This mile-long fixins bar
is doing what it needs to do.

536
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,790
[Mary] God,
who knew V had such a dark past?

537
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,668
It's like I didn't even know
my extremely distant,

538
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:24,088
mysterious mother figure
I only see on a screen every week or so.

539
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,841
There has to be an explanation
for what we just saw.

540
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,551
The V we know
would never kill her partner.

541
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,720
But maybe the V we know is a lie.

542
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,056
Have we been right
to trust her this entire time?

543
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,225
And what's Dirk gonna do
to us for being her ally?

544
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,268
As if he didn't already
fucking hate us enough!

545
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,313
-Eat. You're spiraling.
-I am not spiraling.

546
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,106
Oh, my God, is that pear and brie?

547
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,569
-Oh, my God, it's so good.
-Happy Intellicon, Mary.

548
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,780
Happy Intellicon to us all.

549
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,199
[theme music playing]