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-Yeah!
-He did it! He did it!
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Tessitore: Tanner Beard is
the champion of champions.
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Yeah!
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The greatest of all time.
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Whoo!
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A moniker reserved
for only the best...
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Whoo!
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...the select few
whose talent is so undeniable
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that it transcends
all others
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who have ever tried
to play a game.
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Kristof sinks it
for the title!
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More legendary
than a legend,
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more iconic
than an icon...
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the G.O.A.T.
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Who will be
the "Holey Moley" G.O.A.T.?
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You would have thought
they could have picked
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a cooler animal than a goat,
you know?
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It has nothing to do with
the actual animal, the goat.
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It's an acronym --
"Greatest of All Time."
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And I'm just saying,
would it have killed them
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to pick a lion
or a bear?
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Well, what do you mean "them"
and "they"?
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Who do you think
they are?
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The goat lobby.
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Tonight...
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Together: Oh.
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...eight world-class
athletes,
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three rounds of
extreme mini golf,
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and the winner here
will take that last spot
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in the season finale.
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The final putt
worth $250,000.
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I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
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This is...
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Both: "Holey Moley 3D".
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"In 2D"!
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It's an amazing night
on the most thrilling
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extreme mini golf course
ever assembled.
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Rob, this course
is so exciting.
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I'm to the point now,
when I go play big golf,
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regular golf,
I find it a little boring.
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Agreed, my friend.
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Whenever I play
with my buddies,
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whoever loses the hole has
take off a piece of clothing.
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Actually, you know what?
We need a fourth this week.
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Can I count you in, Joe?
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No, absolutely not.
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Alright.
Here's how things work tonight.
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Round 1 --
eight golfers face off.
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The winners go on
to a sudden-death Round 2.
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Then only the very best
will get to the final round.
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That's where they play
for the very last plaid jacket,
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The Golden Putter,
and the final spot
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in the season finale,
where one of our champions
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will make a put worth
a quarter million dollars.
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Now let's go to the first hole
of the night -- Agony of Defeat.
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And here's our resident golf pro
to tell us how it works.
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A lot of people ask me,
"Stephen,
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how do you make 'Holey Moley'
mini golf extreme?"
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And my answer
is always the same.
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Add ramps.
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Just like our next hole,
Agony of Defeat.
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Golfers must first speed down
the ski slope
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and off the ramp,
jumping as far as they can.
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The golfer that leaps
the furthest
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tees off
from the better ball position.
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So remember, next time you want
to make something extreme,
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just add a ramp.
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And to make it extra extreme,
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don't tell anyone
you're doing it.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Let's go!
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Let's do this.
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Tessitore: The bright lights
clearly shining down
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on our first matchup
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between a lighting technician,
Shane Stine,
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and a lighting designer
in Matthew "Wuky" Wukman.
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This is all
for the money, baby.
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Do you think
they got paired together
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because
of the light thing?
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Yes.
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Hey, everybody,
I'm Matt Wukman,
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and I'm the lit golfer.
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My night job
is as a lighting designer.
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I work
with bands and artists
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and just make them
look awesome.
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During the day,
and at heart, I'm a mini golfer.
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I have two rescue dogs at home,
Pumpkin and Turtle,
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and I'm just trying
to make them proud.
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Let's win that $250,000.
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[ Grunts ]
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Shane: My name's Shane Stine,
I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada,
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and I'm a lighting technician.
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Let there be light.
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Casinos, showrooms,
theme parks --
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you name it, we do it.
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I come from a golfing family.
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My first car
was a golf cart.
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This is
my grandfather's magazine
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that he started in 1975.
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This is my chance.
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Grandpa Charlie,
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I'm here to light up
the competition
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and keep your legacy alive.
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Shane Stine
on the Agony of Defeat.
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Great golf pedigree.
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Dad is one of the founders
of the Golf Channel.
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[ Gasps ]
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But now he's out here
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being launched
from a ski jump chair.
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I love roller coasters,
but this is new.
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Let's see
how far Shane can fly.
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Here he goes.
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Ohh!
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Head first.
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Whoo!
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I think
it was pretty good.
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I mean, not great,
but not bad.
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Alright,
telestrator time.
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Here's the launch.
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He balled up.
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Coiling up.
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But he didn't get
a full extension, either.
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Right there, my friend.
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That's a nice effort.
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23 1/2
for Shane Stine.
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Matthew "Wuky" Wukman.
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Hey, you know, Wuky Wukman
told us he's inspired
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to win
for his fur babies,
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his dogs,
Pumpkin and Turtle.
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Here's the thing,
they're not gonna know
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if he won or lost.
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You don't think they could --
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No way on Earth.
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He just --
If he comes home happy,
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they're happy.
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Big smile on Wuky.
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Wow, look at the face
he's making.
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That's psychotic.
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It really is.
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I guess you got to be, though,
if you're about to do this.
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Shifty eyes.
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Yeah, yeah,
it's scanners.
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His head's
about to explode.
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[ Babbles ]
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Zzzzzzzz.
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[ Imitates explosion ]
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And he's disqualified
for not having a head.
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23 1/2 feet
is the mark to beat.
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His feet are back,
ready for the launch.
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Is he wearing two
different colored shoes?
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[ Screams ]
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Ahh!
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Ohh!
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[ Laughs ]
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I love the old-fashioned
wolf howl.
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Oh, this is gonna be close,
Riggle.
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Watch this.
Boom.
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He goes up,
he doesn't go out,
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and that is going
to cost him.
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Ahh!
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Wuky Wukman
is at 21 feet.
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Shane Stine,
23 1/2 feet.
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So Wuky Wukman will tee off
first from the furthest slope.
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Touring lighting designer
for rock bands.
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Alright, that was fun.
Let's do it.
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He told us lighting
is all about angles,
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understanding math.
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Right now he's got to have
the right trajectory.
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He has two ramps
to deal with.
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[ Crowd shouting ]
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Excellent tee shot.
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Takes the bounce
off the back wall.
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30 inches away
from the cup.
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That's the best putt
we've ever seen on this hole.
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Nice.
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Fabulous tee shot
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for Matthew "Wuky" Wukman.
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Shane Stine getting ready
for his tee shot.
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I got to say,
he really is golf royalty.
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Oh, and there's
no doubt about it.
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I mean, Golf Channel
and Golf Weekly,
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and now he's on "Holey Moley,"
so that completes the cycle.
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I'm sure Grandpa and Father
would be thrilled to know that.
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Do you think they would
disown him if he --
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if he loses?
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I don't think
they'd be thrilled.
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Make for an awkward
Thanksgiving, huh?
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A very awkward
Thanksgiving.
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Now, remember, he only has
one ramp to deal with here, Rob.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Let's see
if we can track this.
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There he goes.
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Goes right there --
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ohh.
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Ohh.
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Well,
now you're just squiggling.
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No, no,
that's what he wanted to do.
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That's what
I was wishing for him.
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Okay.
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So both sitting 1
right now,
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Wukman and Stine.
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Wukman
with an excellent --
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I mean, absolutely excellent --
tee shot,
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so Stine has to make
something of this.
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He's got that ramp
to actually contend with
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in his putting stroke.
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♪♪
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Oh, get there.
Oof.
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Tessitore: Shane's gonna be
disappointed with that miss.
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He'll tap in for a 3.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Matthew "Wuky" Wukman had
that incredible tee shot.
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He has put himself
in prime position.
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Can the 31-year-old now follow
it all up with a winning putt?
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He does.
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Whoa, yes.
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How about that?
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Say hello to round number 2,
Matthew "Wuky" Wukman.
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Let's go!
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"Holey Moley"!
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Whoa, hey, Joe, look.
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It's the Alpine horn
players.
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[ Horns playing ]
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Classic mini golf.
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It is.
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Oh, my God.
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What was that?
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You got to give me
that replay
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of how he comes off
the horn.
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Whoa.
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Oh, God bless.
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What did I just see?
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Can't you just separate
without the full-on lick?
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Ahh!
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[ Laughs ]
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This is unbelievable.
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Watch the eye contact
with the camera.
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[ Sultry music plays ]
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[ Laughs ]
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He looks
right down the barrel.
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[ Laughing ]
Right down the barrel.
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[ Both laugh ]
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That's for you,
America.
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Classic "Holey Moley."
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Now it's time
to get serious.
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From the frozen slopes
to burning windmills,
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it's Dutch Courage
En Fuego.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Who is this guy?
What is he doing?
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Is he an arsonist?
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He must be.
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What's he got
in that can?
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Probably gin.
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I think he was actually
just selling fireworks
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on the side
of the highway.
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Course Marshal Joe
picked him up.
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Next thing you know, we've got
an en fuego Dutch Courage.
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Here's Jeannie Mai to tell us
how it works.
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Step back for safety,
it's Dutch Courage En Fuego.
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Golfers will putt through
two fiery windmills.
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Once their ball
makes it through,
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our golfers must time their run
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and jump
to get themselves through.
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If they fall into the water
below, it's a penalty stroke.
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Double up on your courage,
golfers.
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This one is
a double Dutch doozy!
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Oh, that's so cool.
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Thanks, Jeannie.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Hey!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoa.
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Time for our next
Round 1 matchup.
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I'm Tyler.
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I'm Emily.
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Good luck to you.
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Good luck.
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Tessitore:
We got Tyler Gattoni
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from Littleton, Colorado,
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against Emily Faulkner
of Palm Beach.
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Hey, everyone.
My name's Emily Faulkner.
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I'm 22 years old,
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and I'm a marketing director
for a golf company.
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I've been called Golfer Girl Em
since I was 6 years old.
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I absolutely love
doing trick shots.
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And I've won golf tournaments
hundreds of times.
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I'm here to show the world
that Golfer Girl Em
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has what it takes,
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and I'm here to win
The Golden Putter.
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My name is Tyler Gattoni,
and I am a handyman
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from Littleton, Colorado.
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Whoo!
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[ Cat yowls ]
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Sorry.
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I am known as the
Mountain G.O.A.T. of Mini Golf
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because I am sure-footed,
found in the mountains,
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I also hate being wet.
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Mountain goats
loathe being wet.
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That's why they climb up
the mountains.
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Maaah!
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I am a huge fan
of "Holey Moley."
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Oh, yeah!
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If I could try
every challenge, I would.
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And I am in relentless pursuit
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of becoming
the greatest golfer of all time.
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Maaah!
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Tyler Gattoni --
how about that?
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Calls himself
the Mountain G.O.A.T.
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Does that mean the mountain
"Greatest of All Time"?
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That's a good point.
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I can go
for some s'mores.
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Perfect weather for it.
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00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,919
Oh, man.
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00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:47,379
Sounds like someone's
got flirt fever.
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We're not getting wet
tonight.
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No,
we're not getting wet.
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[ Giggles ]
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Yeah, that's one notch north
of nervous chatter.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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First to putt
is Tyler Gattoni.
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It's gonna hit
the back wall.
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Come baaaa--
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Too much on it
as it retreats,
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but he is dead center.
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Tyler:
It was a little hard.
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Now comes one
of the most feared obstacles
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in all of "Holey Moley."
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Remember, mountain goats
hate being wet.
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Will Tyler live up
to being the goat?
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Find out
when we come back.
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Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
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where the Round 1 action
continues
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on Dutch Courage En Fuego.
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Tyler Gattoni, the
Mountain G.O.A.T. of Mini Golf,
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faces the first windmill.
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It's starting to smoke up.
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Riggle: Yeah, there's smoke
billowing out.
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Can he avoid
the stroke penalty?
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♪♪
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Oh!
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Poor Tyler,
he just took a kidney shot.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Look at the smile
on Emily's face right now.
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00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,000
Yeah,
she's loving it.
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Let's take a look at this.
This is always joyful.
348
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:08,080
Starting from too far away
is what always gets everybody.
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00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,669
Yeah, bad idea.
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00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:10,789
You got to get right up
against that blade.
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Yep.
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Now the second windmill.
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You got to be really,
really careful with it.
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Why is he so far away,
Joe?
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00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:20,580
Does he want
to go in again?
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00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:23,039
The starting far away
is not a good move.
357
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:25,169
He's trying to rock this baby
and time it.
358
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,789
Wow.
What an incredible dive.
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[ Laughs ]
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-Got it.
-Whoo!
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Little ninja roll
at the end.
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You know, he might have just
stopped, dropped, and rolled
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'cause he thought
he was on fire, Joe.
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So now Emily Faulkner, graduated
high school at 16,
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went on to become
a Division I golfer at FAU.
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Pretty good roll.
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00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:54,000
Pretty good roll.
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See if it settles.
Remember, the ramp is there.
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How much
will it come back?
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Uh...she's gonna be
closer.
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Alright, Emily,
moment of truth.
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Hope she has
a good first step.
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She's inching up, inching up,
getting closer.
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Oh! Oh! Ohh.
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The full spin.
You could hear the "ow."
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Yep.
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Look how off
her timing is.
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She needs to be
right here.
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Yes.
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And she's right here.
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Ow.
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She gets fully
spun around.
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Spun like a top.
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That's what happened right there
to Emily Faulkner.
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Really sold the Faulkner.
386
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Yeah, I really --
I commit to the Faulkner.
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And now, Joe,
she gets to do it again.
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She's looking
at the wrong place.
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00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,250
You got to look
to your left more.
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00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,330
Exactly.
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00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,750
Oh, no,
right in the face.
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Oh,
and into the water again.
393
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,080
Oh, she took it right
in their head
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and then into the water.
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That's a two-stroke
penalty.
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00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:56,039
Well, she looks miserable.
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Tyler Gattoni sits 2.
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He will have
the stroke advantage.
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Emily Faulkner lies 3.
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Look how much she's shivering,
Rob.
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00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,080
Yeah, it's cold.
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00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,710
Tyler Gattoni,
a stroke advantage.
403
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,669
This is
a deceptive, tricky hole.
404
00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:17,120
A 22-degree angle
to contend with.
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00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,080
Can he convert
with a winning putt?
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00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:26,669
Whoa! What a putt!
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00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,080
Whoo!
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00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,080
Tyler Gattoni wins.
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He is into
the second round.
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-Nice job.
-Nice work.
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The Mountain G.O.A.T.
of Mini Golf
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climbing his way closer
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towards that last spot
in the finale.
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00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,669
I'm so wet!
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00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:43,379
And cold!
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From frozen contestants
to frosted covered obstacles,
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here's Stephen Curry
to tell us about Donut Hole.
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00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,379
Allow me to sprinkle
some knowledge on you.
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00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:55,620
Golfers start by teeing off
down the long, curved ramp
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onto the green below.
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00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,960
Then golfers must jump from one
giant swinging donut to another.
422
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,210
But if they fall into
the sprinkles below,
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it'll cost them
a penalty stroke.
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00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,919
And that's Donut Hole.
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00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:10,460
It's a-"dough"-rable.
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00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,419
A-"dough"-rable, really?
427
00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:15,250
[ Cheers and applause ]
428
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,000
Whoa!
429
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,000
What the hell's going on?
430
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,250
[ Competitors shouting ]
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00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,879
Joe, our competitors
have arrived.
432
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,080
They have arrived, Rob,
433
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,879
and they're both Californians.
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00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,000
Chelsea Bearce from Benicia,
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00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,500
Alyssa Waite from Oceanside.
436
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,460
Hey, guys, I'm Alyssa Waite,
and I'm an assistant golf coach,
437
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,419
and you guys can call me Boomer.
438
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:36,250
My nickname has always been
Boomer because I played baseball
439
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,580
and I can whack the crap
out of the ball.
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00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,789
Whoo!
441
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:43,620
I switched from baseball
to golf.
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00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,460
By the age of 22,
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00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:48,919
I made it all the way
to a professional level.
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00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,879
"Holey Moley" is in my blood.
445
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,460
It's gonna be my future.
446
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,710
My boyfriend's nickname
is "Moley,"
447
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,669
so one day, I'm gonna be
Mrs. "Holey Moley,"
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00:16:57,669 --> 00:16:59,460
like, literally.
449
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,330
Hey guys, my name
is Chelsea Bearce.
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00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,210
I am 39 years old,
451
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:05,460
and I'm a custom cakes
business owner and decorator.
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00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,829
Yeah!
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00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:09,539
I am a fierce decorating queen.
454
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,710
Whoo!
455
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,710
I make everything
from cupcakes
456
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,750
to kid cakes to wedding cakes,
457
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,670
and I even made a
"Holey Moley" cake. [ Chuckles ]
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00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,289
I am very in your face.
I'm very intense.
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00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,420
My competition
should absolutely
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be scared of my ferocity.
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00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,329
[ Roars ]
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00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:27,119
Hey, Rob, I'm gonna win
"Holey Moley."
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00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:28,500
Chelsea: [ Grunts ]
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00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,750
Alright.
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00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,460
Fierce Bearce up first.
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00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,210
Whoo!
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00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,079
Chelsea Bearce
refers to herself
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00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,710
as the cake
decorating queen.
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00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:42,119
Now, Rob, it's interesting,
she first made an erotic cake,
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00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:43,670
and it went viral.
471
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,380
Nothing quite like
an adult cake, Joe.
472
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:48,170
Rob, have you ever had
an erotic cake made for you?
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00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,670
Everything I do
is erotic.
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00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,000
[ Laughs ]
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00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,829
A good hot cup of Joe Tess
and an erotic cake,
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00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,380
and you are home free,
my friend.
477
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,750
[ Cheers and applause ]
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00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,380
Chelsea Bearce,
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00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,500
her tee shot.
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00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,380
The beauty of this hole is that
the ball always makes
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00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,500
its way
down to the green.
482
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,750
But what happens when it gets
to the sprinkles?
483
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,000
Off the blue sprinkle,
484
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,829
and it rolls
just past the left of the cup.
485
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:24,960
Not bad.
486
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,170
Not bad?
487
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,289
Not bad.
It's a good roll.
488
00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:28,500
Tessitore: Really was.
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00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,119
Fierce.
490
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,119
Alright, so Chelsea Bearce
491
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:32,789
has to climb
from swinging donut
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00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:34,539
to swinging donut.
493
00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:36,920
Oh, my God.
494
00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:36,920
So far this season,
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00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,539
no one has made it beyond
the first donut.
496
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,079
Jumps on --
497
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,079
Ahh!
498
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,119
She's right into
the sprinkles.
499
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,329
Could not hold on
to the very first donut.
500
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:51,119
Here's
Chelsea Bearce's jump.
501
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,329
Ahh!
502
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,329
Oh, she bounced right off.
503
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:55,789
Oh!
504
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:55,789
So that'll be
a stroke penalty.
505
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,880
[ Grunting ]
506
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880
Rob.
507
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880
Huh?
508
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,960
Do you see Chelsea?
509
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,920
Oh, my God.
510
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,710
I see two feet.
511
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,119
Joe, did you see that?
Just two feet sticking out.
512
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:08,619
I can't get out!
513
00:19:08,619 --> 00:19:10,500
[ Laughs ]
514
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,920
Oh, my God.
515
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,119
Who will emerge
with sweet victory?
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00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,920
You'll find out
after the break.
517
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,960
Throw 'em a line!
518
00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:22,210
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
519
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,539
While you were away,
Chelsea survived
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00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,119
the sprinkles
on Donut Hole.
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00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,119
Chelsea: Oh, my God.
522
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,829
And Alyssa took her turn,
523
00:19:27,829 --> 00:19:29,880
but met the same fate.
524
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,960
Uh -- Oh, no.
525
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,250
The former pro
was the favorite,
526
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,119
but her putt turned sour.
527
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,170
I almost want to give it to you,
but I'm not.
528
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,380
And sweet victory
was Chelsea's,
529
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,119
the cake decorating queen.
530
00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:44,119
Ahhh!
531
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,500
"Holey Moley"!
532
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,920
Chelsea Bearce is through
to Round 2,
533
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,039
securing her path towards
that last plaid jacket,
534
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:53,460
Golden Putter,
and the final spot
535
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,250
in the season finale.
536
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,750
Hey, Joe.
537
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,750
Yeah?
538
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,960
Take a look at my cup.
539
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,500
I see your cup.
540
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,500
Today -- Oh, no.
541
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,789
Had this made special.
542
00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:02,289
[ Laughs ]
543
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,500
"A hot cup of Joe Tess."
544
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,039
[ Laughs ]
545
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,710
You're welcome.
546
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,460
[ Laughs ]
547
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,880
It is now time
for Turfing USA.
548
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,829
Here's how it works.
549
00:20:15,829 --> 00:20:19,000
Golfers have to putt their ball
across the big blue wave.
550
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,539
Woman: Yes!
551
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:23,250
But then they have to surf
their way to the green.
552
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,539
I did it!
553
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,539
If they wipe out
554
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:29,500
and fall in the water,
that'll be a stroke penalty.
555
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,170
This is our last
Round 1 matchup.
556
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:34,329
You want all this,
you're gonna get it.
557
00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:37,000
We've got a sensational battle
between golf mentors.
558
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,670
35-year-old Brian Wilbor
559
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,210
against 47-year-old Ray Adame.
560
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,750
Ray: Hey, guys,
my name's Ray Adame.
561
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,380
I'm from
Bakersfield, California,
562
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,380
and I am known
as "The Mediocre Golf Coach."
563
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,119
[ Laughs ]
564
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,619
I'm actually very good at
teaching the beginnings of golf,
565
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,670
but if you're looking to get
under 90, I'm not your guy.
566
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:59,500
I'm actually really good at
games that contain no stamina.
567
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,880
Boom! [ Laughs ]
568
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,460
I am a good putter.
569
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,920
I 2-putt anywhere
on any golf course in the world.
570
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,119
Boom!
Gets that "Holey Moley."
571
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:09,960
Making a fool of myself
and making putts
572
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,670
are two things I'm great at,
573
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,210
and "Holey Moley" has given me
the opportunity
574
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,710
to win a prize
for doing what I do best.
575
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,000
Boom! [ Laughs ]
576
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,039
Hi. My name is Brian Wilbor.
I'm 35
577
00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,420
from Scottsdale, Arizona.
578
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,750
You guys know me as "The Fix."
579
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:26,119
My job as a golf instructor
is to fix your golf swing,
580
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,789
but working on my game
so you don't beat me.
581
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,210
In 10th grade,
582
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,500
I wanted to play
every other sport,
583
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,170
but I was too small,
so I chose golf.
584
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:37,460
My senior year,
I did top 10 in state.
585
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,619
You hear it all the time --
586
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,460
"Drive for show,
putt for dough."
587
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:44,000
Got to make the putt
if you want to win.
588
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,710
Brian Wilbor, his tee shot
here on Turfing USA.
589
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,210
Brian is looking good.
590
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,539
Doesn't he look great?
591
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,539
He is sharp dressed.
592
00:21:51,539 --> 00:21:54,289
The chain and the pocket square
and the whole thing.
593
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,500
[ Crowd murmuring ]
594
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,710
Off the rip curl.
595
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,250
That's a nice roll.
596
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,619
Beautiful tee shot
for Brian Wilbor.
597
00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:07,380
Oh-oh-oh!
598
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,539
Obviously, he's a golfer.
599
00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:10,880
You saw that. You.
600
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,250
Good job, good job.
[ Laughs ]
601
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,960
Is he a surfer?
That's the only question
602
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,119
that matters right now.
603
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,710
Tessitore: Brian Wilbor now has
to get on that surfboard.
604
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:21,500
A piece of cake.
[ Laughs ]
605
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,420
Oh.
606
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,420
Experience counts
on the surfboard.
607
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,710
All day.
608
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:29,170
His lean forward is gonna
save him on the surge.
609
00:22:29,170 --> 00:22:31,829
Look at how focused
he is.
610
00:22:31,829 --> 00:22:34,789
What do you got, Brian?
611
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,789
Oh, I love the way he survived
that initial surge.
612
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,710
Oh! The cannon got him!
613
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,500
The cannon lit him up!
614
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,750
[ Laughs ]
615
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,170
I wouldn't be laughing
too hard, Ray.
616
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:47,039
[ Laughs ]
617
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:49,539
Watch this with Brian.
618
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,250
He's in great shape
right here.
619
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,829
He might be nervous
he's gonna rip his pants.
620
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,670
Then the cannon gets him
right in the chest.
621
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,460
Oh!
622
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,460
It actually gets him
right in the kisser.
623
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,880
There's the money shot.
624
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,539
Hey, Joe.
625
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,539
Yeah?
626
00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:00,539
Did you just say
"the money shot"?
627
00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:02,119
No, no, that was --
628
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,539
that's not the money shot,
although that is --
629
00:23:03,539 --> 00:23:05,829
This is the money shot.
630
00:23:03,539 --> 00:23:05,829
Yeah. That's --
631
00:23:05,829 --> 00:23:07,420
These are made
of real hundos.
632
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,920
Yeah.
633
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,920
Are they really?
634
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,420
I guess
things are going well.
635
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,619
Oddly enough,
pants only cost $95.
636
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,670
[ Ka-ching! ]
637
00:23:17,789 --> 00:23:20,789
Alright,
now we got Ray's tee shot.
638
00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:23,789
He calls himself
"The Mediocre Coach."
639
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,079
That's a big power putt
for Ray.
640
00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:30,289
Out the wave,
and he is gonna have
641
00:23:30,289 --> 00:23:32,460
a challenging putt
to the cup.
642
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,380
Dang it.
643
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,460
If Ray can surf
to the other side,
644
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,079
he'll save himself
a stroke penalty.
645
00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:40,750
Alright. Alright.
646
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,500
Oh, no, Ray.
647
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,500
Oh, he survives that.
648
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,670
He survives that.
649
00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:48,039
Oh,
right in the face again.
650
00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:51,289
[ Laughs ]
651
00:23:51,289 --> 00:23:54,750
Sweet revenge
right in the kisser, Ray.
652
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,329
Great survival
of the surge.
653
00:23:57,329 --> 00:24:00,039
Oh, it's excellent.
654
00:23:57,329 --> 00:24:00,039
And he went further
than I thought.
655
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,289
How 'bout the way his body
goes back?
656
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:03,710
Actually looks like
he was shot.
657
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:04,920
[ Imitates
shotgun firing ]
658
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,420
Ahh!
659
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:09,000
Like an oversold
cowboy's death.
660
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
[ Imitates gunshot ]
661
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,880
Ahh!
662
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,210
Whoever's operating
our water cannon tonight
663
00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:18,500
is dead on
with deadly aim.
664
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:22,119
So much on the line
between Ray and Brian.
665
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,079
-Alright.
-Both of our competitors
666
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:26,289
went into the water.
667
00:24:26,289 --> 00:24:28,920
Third shot here for Ray.
668
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,710
Everybody'll tell you
what a likable
669
00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,420
and beloved
high-school golf coach
670
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,880
he is from Bakersfield,
California.
671
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,880
That's a great putt.
672
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,619
This is a great putt.
673
00:24:40,619 --> 00:24:42,539
Oh.
674
00:24:40,619 --> 00:24:42,539
And it just misses.
675
00:24:42,539 --> 00:24:44,880
-Oh, and it breaks to the right.
-Come on.
676
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,920
Brian:
That's so unfortunate.
677
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,920
♪♪
678
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,539
Just tap it in.
679
00:24:51,539 --> 00:24:55,789
♪♪
680
00:24:55,789 --> 00:24:58,829
Tessitore: And it is a 4
for Ray Adame.
681
00:24:58,829 --> 00:25:00,829
Brian Wilbor
will be putting
682
00:25:00,829 --> 00:25:04,829
for the win here
on Turfing USA.
683
00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:06,960
You know, Brian was
a little guy growing up.
684
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,250
He took up golf
because it was a sport
685
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,670
that he could
finally compete in.
686
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,119
By his senior year
of high school,
687
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,460
he was top 10
in the state.
688
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,579
For the win.
689
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,380
Brian Wilbor -- wow!
690
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:29,829
Remember, one of these four
is gonna join the ranks
691
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:33,789
of the greats and compete
for the quarter million dollars.
692
00:25:33,789 --> 00:25:35,670
Oh, and he's got a little bit of
style to him, doesn't he, Rob?
693
00:25:35,670 --> 00:25:37,539
I mean, all those moves.
694
00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:39,380
Do you consider yourself
a good dancer, Riggle?
695
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:41,960
Uh...listen,
the "Riggle Wiggle,"
696
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,579
yeah, I've uncorked it
a couple times.
697
00:25:43,579 --> 00:25:44,880
The "Riggle Wiggle."
698
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,119
Copy trademark, Rob Riggle.
699
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,380
♪♪
700
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,539
Yeah,
put some funk on it.
701
00:25:50,539 --> 00:25:51,710
Oh.
702
00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:57,079
♪♪
703
00:25:57,079 --> 00:26:02,329
♪♪
704
00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:07,829
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
705
00:26:07,829 --> 00:26:10,289
It is our first
sudden-death Round 2 matchup.
706
00:26:10,289 --> 00:26:12,000
Matthew: Let's go!
707
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,039
The winner here will be
one step closer
708
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,420
to landing that last spot
in the grand finale.
709
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:20,000
That's where someone's gonna
win a quarter million dollars.
710
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Man: Hey-oh!
711
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,250
Brian Wilbor,
a 35-year-old golf instructor,
712
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,460
is going up against
Matthew "Wuky" Wukman,
713
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,960
a touring lighting designer
for rock bands.
714
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,579
[ Shrill British accent ]
Dost thou joust?
715
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,039
On King Parthur's Court,
716
00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:38,420
golfers are [chuckles]
gonna have to putt down
717
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,619
a long checkered path,
clear that gap,
718
00:26:40,619 --> 00:26:42,329
bank it off the sword,
719
00:26:42,329 --> 00:26:43,619
and then they will...
720
00:26:43,619 --> 00:26:45,329
Joust.
721
00:26:45,329 --> 00:26:48,789
They have to climb atop a horse
where they will...
722
00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:52,289
Joust.
723
00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:52,289
...Sir Putts-A-Lot
to get to the green.
724
00:26:52,289 --> 00:26:54,539
If Sir Putts-A-Lot,
by way of...
725
00:26:54,539 --> 00:26:56,000
Joust.
726
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,670
...knocks
the golfer off...
727
00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:59,079
[ Horse whinnies ]
728
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:00,539
[ Laughs ]
729
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:00,539
...and it's a stroke penalty.
730
00:27:00,539 --> 00:27:02,170
[ Normal voice ] Yeah.
731
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:05,000
[ Shrill British accent ]
Dost thou joust?
732
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,250
[ Laughs ]
733
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,670
♪♪
734
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,289
First to putt will be
Brian Wilbor.
735
00:27:13,289 --> 00:27:16,960
Keep in mind, the winner here
heads to the final round
736
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,880
and a chance to take
that very last spot
737
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,000
for next week's
season finale.
738
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:27,619
[ Crowd cheering ]
739
00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:29,170
That's a good shot
at it.
740
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:30,829
[ Normal voice ] Oh, my gosh,
look at that. Bit high.
741
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:33,210
It's a good tee shot
for Brian Wilbor.
742
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:35,250
[ Cheers and applause ]
743
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,039
Here's the call to arms.
744
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,789
[ Fanfare plays ]
745
00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:45,039
♪♪
746
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,579
Joe?
747
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,579
Yes.
748
00:27:46,579 --> 00:27:48,210
Is that
our Alpine horn player?
749
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,960
No, no, no, no, no.
750
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,960
It kind of looks like him,
Joe.
751
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,829
Look at his eyes.
752
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,829
You're remembering
the Alpine player...
753
00:27:52,829 --> 00:27:54,170
Look at his shifty eyes.
754
00:27:52,829 --> 00:27:54,170
...from the Agony of Defeat.
755
00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:56,329
This is
a Medieval musician
756
00:27:56,329 --> 00:27:58,960
who strictly plays
the call to arms.
757
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Have you seen him take his mouth
away from the horn yet?
758
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,500
No, that is --
that guy was --
759
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,289
Do you see the look, though?
Do you see?
760
00:28:04,289 --> 00:28:08,829
That's our guy, Joe.
He just grew a beard.
761
00:28:08,829 --> 00:28:11,750
Oh, is it?
762
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,420
[ Cheers and applause ]
763
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:17,250
Brian Wilbor
against Sir Putts-A-Lot.
764
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,039
I'mma do what he's doing.
765
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:23,210
As Sir Goph and
King Parthur's court look on.
766
00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:25,539
[ Hoofbeats ]
767
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:32,000
♪♪
768
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,670
Wilbor goes in.
769
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,329
Ah. [ Laughs ]
770
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:39,119
Putts-A-Lot goes low
771
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,039
and then high.
772
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:42,880
Right in the kisser,
773
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,380
and Wilbor's
in the drink.
774
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:46,750
Look at this.
He defends low,
775
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,619
gets him to drop
his guard,
776
00:28:48,619 --> 00:28:51,079
and then smashes him
right in the face.
777
00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:53,670
Wow.
778
00:28:53,670 --> 00:28:55,250
And can we give credit
to Sir Putts-A-Lot?
779
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,750
That may have been his best move
we have ever seen
780
00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,960
on King Parthur's Court.
781
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,460
He fakes low.
782
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,079
He throws the fake.
783
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,079
And then pops.
784
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:04,920
And then he comes up
and pops him right in the face.
785
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,539
Right in the kisser.
786
00:29:06,539 --> 00:29:07,880
I mean, it's the classic
dipsy doodle.
787
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,460
Oh!
788
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,250
I mean, just got to make
a hole-in-one.
789
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,079
Let's just avoid all this.
790
00:29:13,079 --> 00:29:14,619
Wuky Wukman.
791
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:17,079
Any chance he's related
to George Lucas?
792
00:29:17,079 --> 00:29:18,619
Could be. Wuky.
793
00:29:18,619 --> 00:29:19,829
"Star Wars."
794
00:29:18,619 --> 00:29:19,829
Yep.
795
00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:22,670
Wuky.
796
00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:22,670
Mm-hmm.
797
00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:26,170
Matthew "Wuky" Wukman
is gonna have to come up
798
00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,500
with a good putt.
799
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,039
His tee shot.
800
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,119
[ Crowd cheering ]
801
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,170
Uh-oh.
802
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,170
Bounces this thing
all over the place
803
00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:37,039
and goes to the wrong side
of the sword.
804
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:38,579
Oh, no.
805
00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:40,670
That'll be
a challenging putt.
806
00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:44,420
So if Wuky Wukman
can stay dry
807
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:46,500
and win
his jousting challenge,
808
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,960
then he can counter
that bad putt.
809
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,789
[ Fanfare plays ]
810
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:54,829
Let's go!
811
00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:56,710
♪♪
812
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,789
Whoo!
813
00:29:58,789 --> 00:30:00,420
I love the battle cry.
814
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:03,420
Wuky Wukman
against Sir Putts-A-Lot.
815
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,210
Ahh!
816
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,210
Wuky!
817
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:08,619
Oh! Sent off!
818
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:08,619
Wow.
819
00:30:08,619 --> 00:30:09,960
Oh!
820
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,579
Here's the replay
of Wuky Wukman
821
00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:13,960
going into the water.
822
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,619
Looked like maybe a body shot,
Rob.
823
00:30:15,619 --> 00:30:17,210
Right to the solar plexus.
824
00:30:17,210 --> 00:30:20,000
Wuky Wukman had no chance
against this blow.
825
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,829
Right there in the gut.
826
00:30:21,829 --> 00:30:25,250
I'm telling you, Sir Putts-A-Lot
has a signature move.
827
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:29,750
The low to high with the lance
is just destroying people.
828
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,289
Mm!
829
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,420
Mm. Mm.
830
00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,829
Is that a grunt
of empathy?
831
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:36,619
Is that
your empathetic grunt?
832
00:30:36,619 --> 00:30:37,829
Oh, no, it's more of
a little judgmental,
833
00:30:37,829 --> 00:30:39,619
but with a touch
of empathy.
834
00:30:39,619 --> 00:30:41,750
It's like, "Ooh, I feel it.
Mnh-mnh-mnh."
835
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,750
[ Cheers and applause ]
836
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,420
-Yeah! Let's go!
-Let's do this!
837
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:48,710
So they both sit 2
for the moment.
838
00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:50,210
Wuky is away.
839
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:52,579
Just want to remind you,
he said, "Mini golf
840
00:30:52,579 --> 00:30:54,250
is like lighting design.
841
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:57,210
It's about angles.
It's about understanding math."
842
00:30:57,210 --> 00:30:59,329
This is more of a launch
than a roll.
843
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:02,960
Over the sword.
844
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,960
It got the bounce.
845
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,420
Tough putt.
846
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:08,250
Oh, I know,
it's a slippery one.
847
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,079
Tessitore: Brian Wilbor
for the win.
848
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,380
This could send him
to the final round
849
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,210
and play
for The Golden Putter.
850
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:22,250
Brian Wilbor defeats
Matthew "Wuky" Wukman.
851
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,789
35-year-old Brian Wilbor
has made it
852
00:31:25,789 --> 00:31:27,750
to tonight's Final Round
853
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,250
and now will be playing
854
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:33,039
for The Golden Putter
and the plaid jacket.
855
00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:34,829
Oh, I look cool, though.
856
00:31:34,829 --> 00:31:37,079
I saw a glimpse
of myself, too.
857
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:39,420
I'm so happy we didn't put you
in that extreme LED screen
858
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:42,210
because I know the way you are
when you see yourself.
859
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,289
God, I want to be
down there.
860
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:53,210
Tessitore: Back here, it's
Round 2 action on "Holey Moley."
861
00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:55,880
Tonight's champion
will take that final spot
862
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,670
in the season finale,
863
00:31:57,670 --> 00:32:00,829
and what better hole
to flush out mini golf's best
864
00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:03,329
then Hole Number Two.
865
00:32:03,329 --> 00:32:05,920
After putting across
a very narrow channel,
866
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,460
our golfers have to get
themselves over
867
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,289
without falling
into the water.
868
00:32:10,289 --> 00:32:12,329
If they do,
it's a stroke penalty.
869
00:32:12,329 --> 00:32:14,329
We've been through this hole
through the years.
870
00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:16,119
Yes.
871
00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:16,119
The one thing
that we have learned
872
00:32:16,119 --> 00:32:19,119
is you have to have
a sprinter's start.
873
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:23,079
You cannot hesitate. You need to
come out of the blocks very fast
874
00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,420
because you have
about 2 1/2 seconds
875
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:28,420
until the porta potty doors
open up
876
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:31,380
that could send you
into the liquid below.
877
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:34,750
[ Toilet flushes ]
878
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,789
Who is gonna make it
to the final round?
879
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,670
Will it be Tyler Gattoni,
880
00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:41,460
the rock-climbing
Mountain G.O.A.T. of Mini Golf,
881
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,750
or Chelsea Bearce,
882
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:45,579
the fierce
cake decorating queen?
883
00:32:45,579 --> 00:32:48,460
What's up?!
Ha-ha!
884
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,000
I like Chelsea.
She's got good energy.
885
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,039
First up, 39-year-old
Chelsea Bearce.
886
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,829
Fierce Bearce
is her nickname.
887
00:32:57,829 --> 00:33:00,170
Ooh!
888
00:32:57,829 --> 00:33:00,170
Round 2 battle to see
889
00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:03,000
who can make it to play
for a championship
890
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,079
here in season three
of "Holey Moley."
891
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,119
Oh. Needed more on it.
892
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:14,460
No! [ Laughs ]
893
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,289
So Chelsea will putt
from the drop zone,
894
00:33:16,289 --> 00:33:19,329
but if she can make it past
these occupied porta potties,
895
00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:23,789
she'll save herself
that stroke penalty.
896
00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:24,880
Waiting for the light
to turn.
897
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880
There it is.
898
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,079
Chelsea, slow start.
899
00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:30,579
Oh!
900
00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:30,579
Oh, the corn
wipes her out!
901
00:33:30,579 --> 00:33:32,210
Plops in.
902
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,289
Do you have to use
the word "plop"?
903
00:33:33,289 --> 00:33:34,789
Well, that's what
happened there.
904
00:33:34,789 --> 00:33:36,000
[ Sighs ]
905
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,619
Oh, my God.
906
00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:39,579
Oh, Chelsea, Chelsea.
907
00:33:39,579 --> 00:33:41,670
Did you guys see that?
[ Laughs ]
908
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:43,250
Let's take a look
at that replay.
909
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:46,210
Chelsea Bearce,
oh, no, slow start.
910
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:49,119
The ear of corn
takes out Fierce Bearce,
911
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:51,670
sends her flying
into the sludge.
912
00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:53,170
When you watch
that replay,
913
00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:55,420
do you ever pause
and sit back and say,
914
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:58,920
"Why do you people still want
to sign up to do this?"
915
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,250
Morons.
916
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,710
[ Cheers and applause ]
917
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:08,119
Boy, Tyler means business.
Sizing up his putt.
918
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:10,329
His ball
needs to stay on course,
919
00:34:10,329 --> 00:34:12,119
has to make it
onto the green.
920
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:15,000
That to be a step ahead
of his opponent, Chelsea.
921
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,119
♪♪
922
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:21,960
Oh!
923
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,880
Wow.
924
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,880
That stayed on somehow,
925
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,579
takes the turn,
926
00:34:26,579 --> 00:34:28,250
will take that last ramp.
927
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,789
This is gonna be good.
928
00:34:29,789 --> 00:34:31,250
Pace was perfect.
929
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,920
It was just enough,
but not too much.
930
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,670
Now, does he have
the wheels to lock this in?
931
00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:41,079
Guy who refers to himself as the
Mountain G.O.A.T. of Mini Golf.
932
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,710
Can he speed his way
past the porta potties?
933
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,789
That's a good start.
934
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,789
Good run.
935
00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:50,079
That's a good run.
936
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:52,289
Ohh!
937
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:52,289
Ohh!
938
00:34:52,289 --> 00:34:55,460
And just throwing your body
with reckless abandon.
939
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,420
That's extreme mini golf
right there, Joe.
940
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,920
Ahhh!
941
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,960
[ Cheers and applause ]
942
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,710
Got you!
You didn't get me!
943
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,289
Oh!
944
00:35:07,289 --> 00:35:08,710
Look at this run, Rob.
945
00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:09,829
Riggle: Oh, yeah.
946
00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:11,670
See the desire, though?
947
00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:11,670
Yep.
948
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,960
Knowing -- Knowing he wasn't
gonna be able to hit the brakes.
949
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,039
He just committed to it
fully.
950
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:17,960
The corn on the cob
was bummed.
951
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,960
Honestly.
952
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,960
The corn on the cob
wanted a piece.
953
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,500
He's been in that porta potty
for four hours, Joe.
954
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,710
That's a long time
in a porta potty.
955
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,710
It's a long time.
956
00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:31,460
Chelsea Bearce,
957
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:34,289
she's gonna be putting
from the drop zone.
958
00:35:34,289 --> 00:35:36,170
Chelsea
already a stroke down,
959
00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:39,289
and with those two ramps
in play from the drop zone,
960
00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:41,920
can she pull off
a miracle?
961
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,880
This takes
an awkward bounce.
962
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,829
Gonna kick off the --
963
00:35:48,829 --> 00:35:50,079
Not bad.
964
00:35:48,829 --> 00:35:50,079
Wraps around.
965
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:51,619
Not bad.
966
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:51,619
Leave her with that.
967
00:35:51,619 --> 00:35:54,170
[ Exhales sharply ]
968
00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:56,710
Tyler stayed dry,
969
00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:59,579
and Tyler
had an excellent tee shot.
970
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:06,329
This for a 2 and a win
and a spot in the final round.
971
00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:07,920
[ Exhales sharply ]
Alright.
972
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,500
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.
973
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,579
[ Chuckles ]
974
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,579
Alright, alright.
975
00:36:11,579 --> 00:36:13,119
What is he,
Matthew McConaughey?
976
00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:15,750
"Alright, alright, alright,"
Tyler.
977
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:18,539
[ Heart pounding ]
978
00:36:18,539 --> 00:36:20,329
This for the win.
979
00:36:20,329 --> 00:36:21,829
♪♪
980
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,170
Oh, did you see the little twist
to the putter, too?
981
00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:28,750
Oh!
982
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,250
Yeah!
983
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,750
Tyler Gattoni is through
to the final round.
984
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:36,829
Only one plaid jacket,
only one Golden Putter remain,
985
00:36:36,829 --> 00:36:39,670
and Tyler Gattoni is on his way
to claiming it.
986
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:40,710
Whoo!
987
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:42,289
All the final round action
988
00:36:42,289 --> 00:36:44,170
coming up when we return.
989
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:51,039
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley"
990
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:52,750
and the final round.
991
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,539
Who is gonna take home
that plaid jacket,
992
00:36:54,539 --> 00:36:56,960
that Golden Putter,
and most important,
993
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,460
a spot in the season finale
where one champion
994
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:03,380
will make a putt worth
a quarter of a million dollars?
995
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,500
Here they come, Joe.
996
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,500
Alright, here we go.
997
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,210
-Yeah!
-Let's go!
998
00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:08,829
Let's go!
You see me.
999
00:37:08,829 --> 00:37:10,170
Tessitore:
The final pairing --
1000
00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,960
it has come down
to Brian Wilbor,
1001
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,039
the 35-year-old
golf instructor,
1002
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:16,039
going up against
Tyler Gattoni,
1003
00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:18,079
the Mountain G.O.A.T.
of Mini Golf.
1004
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:21,789
They will face off
on The Distractor.
1005
00:37:21,789 --> 00:37:24,170
For more on the next hole,
here's Jeannie Mai.
1006
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:27,079
Distractions are usually
a big no-no in golf,
1007
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,119
but on The Distractor,
they're part of the hole.
1008
00:37:30,119 --> 00:37:32,329
Our golfers will need
to stay focused
1009
00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:35,079
as they trade turns
trying to sink a hole-in-one
1010
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:36,710
on a simple straight shot
1011
00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,710
while whatever's
behind that wall
1012
00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:41,170
tries to trip them up.
1013
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:42,960
Sorry, I'm getting
a little distracted myself
1014
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,579
just thinking about it.
1015
00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:45,670
What do you think, Joe?
You think this year
1016
00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:46,619
we have a bear finally?
1017
00:37:46,619 --> 00:37:48,289
I'm hoping for it.
1018
00:37:48,289 --> 00:37:50,250
[ Chuckles ] I've been
requesting it ever since
1019
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:52,329
the first time I saw
The Distracter. I said...
1020
00:37:52,329 --> 00:37:54,000
I'm gonna take a guess
right now
1021
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,250
and say it's a bear.
1022
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,670
Very unlikely that it would be
a bear behind the wall.
1023
00:37:58,670 --> 00:37:59,880
We'll see about that.
1024
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,789
Oh, what's it gonna be?
1025
00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:04,960
Bear, bear,
bear, bear, bear.
1026
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,500
This time, it's a bear!
1027
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,420
Nope, mariachi band.
1028
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,000
Still just as distracting.
1029
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,750
It'll be a bear someday,
you watch.
1030
00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:19,500
Man, talk about a great
10 seconds of television.
1031
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,460
Oh, it would kill.
1032
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:21,539
Literally.
1033
00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:26,000
What's up, man? Good luck.
1034
00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:26,000
Play well, man.
1035
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,539
Tessitore: The winner here will
fill that last slot to play
1036
00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:31,380
for a quarter million dollars.
1037
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,119
-What do you think it is?
-It's got to be --
1038
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:34,960
Riggle: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are they doing?
1039
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,960
What is Course Marshal Colin
doing?
1040
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,119
-This is a little concerning.
-This can't be good.
1041
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,539
Why are they giving them
protective eyewear?
1042
00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:43,460
What is this?
1043
00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:43,460
That is concerning,
1044
00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:44,880
considering
we're on The Distractor.
1045
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,789
What will be
behind the wall?
1046
00:38:46,789 --> 00:38:49,119
I don't know what's about
to come flying at me
1047
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:51,710
that my eyeballs
need to be protected.
1048
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,329
Tessitore: Here it comes,
Rob.
1049
00:38:55,329 --> 00:38:57,329
Oh.
1050
00:38:57,329 --> 00:39:00,119
What?!
1051
00:38:57,329 --> 00:39:00,119
What is this?
What is this?
1052
00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:03,420
Bear, bear, bear, bear,
bear, bear.
1053
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,670
The Distractor is...
1054
00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:08,039
[ Chainsaw whirring ]
1055
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:10,579
Tyler: Okay, alright,
alright, alright.
1056
00:39:10,579 --> 00:39:15,289
A chainsaw carving artist
is the distraction.
1057
00:39:15,289 --> 00:39:18,000
Wait, is this -- is this
what they consider the bear
1058
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,579
that I requested?
1059
00:39:19,579 --> 00:39:21,079
It's a bear.
1060
00:39:21,079 --> 00:39:22,579
This is unbelievable.
1061
00:39:21,079 --> 00:39:22,579
It's great.
1062
00:39:22,579 --> 00:39:23,880
This is garbage.
1063
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,079
They show me the dream
1064
00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:26,539
and then
they take it away.
1065
00:39:26,539 --> 00:39:28,210
[ Chuckles ]
1066
00:39:26,539 --> 00:39:28,210
You know, that's cruelty.
1067
00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:29,579
That's cruelty.
1068
00:39:29,579 --> 00:39:32,380
[ Chainsaw whirring ]
1069
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,960
I don't know how comfortable
they would be with this guy
1070
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,789
wielding the chainsaw
this close.
1071
00:39:37,789 --> 00:39:39,329
How you gonna deal with
all these wood chips everywhere?
1072
00:39:39,329 --> 00:39:41,829
I know, there's wood chips
all over the place.
1073
00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:43,380
Tessitore: Brian Wilbor
will be the first
1074
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,210
of our competitors here
in this final round.
1075
00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:48,119
Remember, a plaid jacket
and The Golden Putter
1076
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:49,750
and the chance for
a quarter million dollars
1077
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,289
is on the line
right here.
1078
00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:54,210
Look at the amount
of wood chips
1079
00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:58,079
and sawdust as they're trying
to win a championship here.
1080
00:40:00,329 --> 00:40:01,750
Riggle: Oh, oh, oh!
1081
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:05,500
That was so close.
1082
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,079
Inches, inches!
1083
00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:09,170
Gattoni
loves the great outdoors.
1084
00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:12,079
His goal -- one day
to climb Mount Everest.
1085
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:13,750
Most people
don't survive.
1086
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:17,710
So I may rethink
some of those goals.
1087
00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:20,880
Tyler Gattoni could win
a championship right here
1088
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,170
if he can overcome
The Distractor.
1089
00:40:24,170 --> 00:40:25,960
I would be very concerned
with the way
1090
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,710
he's flicking
that chainsaw.
1091
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,710
Flick, flick.
1092
00:40:27,710 --> 00:40:30,460
Chainsaws were not meant
to be flicked or flung.
1093
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:35,119
I hope he's sober.
1094
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:39,380
This could be the last putt
before the season finale.
1095
00:40:42,829 --> 00:40:44,619
Through the sawdust
1096
00:40:44,619 --> 00:40:46,880
and in!
1097
00:40:44,619 --> 00:40:46,880
Oh, that does it!
1098
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,250
And that means Tyler Gattoni
is a "Holey Moley" champion.
1099
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:55,710
He will have the chance to putt
for a quarter million dollars.
1100
00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:59,420
Our chainsaw artist
goes away on The Distractor.
1101
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,789
Oh, and look at Joe,
regal,
1102
00:41:01,789 --> 00:41:04,119
ready to put forth
all the pageantry
1103
00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:08,210
and great tradition that
only "Holey Moley" delivers.
1104
00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:10,289
The Golden Putter, my friend.
1105
00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:10,289
Why, thank you.
1106
00:41:10,289 --> 00:41:11,960
Tessitore: There is
The Golden Putter
1107
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,750
and the plaid jacket.
1108
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,619
One of my favorite parts
of the show --
1109
00:41:15,619 --> 00:41:18,000
the donning
of the coveted plaid jacket.
1110
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:23,119
What a moment
for Tyler Gattoni.
1111
00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:26,789
And now, all mini golfers dream
of this moment,
1112
00:41:26,789 --> 00:41:29,119
hearing these words
from Stephen Curry.
1113
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,920
You are now
a member of mini golf royalty.
1114
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,039
You're so close
to that $250,000.
1115
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:37,079
Go get some.
1116
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:40,380
It has been sensational to see
the group of elite golfers
1117
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,710
that Stephen Curry
has put together.
1118
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:43,619
Ohh!
1119
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:43,619
That's a hole-in-one!
1120
00:41:43,619 --> 00:41:45,039
Whoo!
1121
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:47,170
Some of the best
putters we've seen,
1122
00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:49,880
some of the best athletes
we've seen.
1123
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,619
They represent
the finest...
1124
00:41:52,619 --> 00:41:55,500
most determined...
1125
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,880
passionate...
1126
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,880
Yeah!
1127
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,960
...glamorous...
1128
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,500
Ohh!
1129
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,619
...competitive...
1130
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,579
That's all you got?
1131
00:42:03,579 --> 00:42:05,079
...and memorable...
1132
00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:06,579
Blake Sledge!
1133
00:42:06,579 --> 00:42:10,000
...of all mini golfers
gracing the greens today.
1134
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,119
Nine jackets have been earned
this year -- nine --
1135
00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:16,500
and they will all be together
the next time we see you
1136
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,960
for the season finale
of "Holey Moley,"
1137
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,210
where one player will win
a quarter million dollars.
1138
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,670
Don't miss it.