♪♪
Someday,
somewhere,
millennia from now,
the last golf ball will roll into the last mini golf hole
and humanity, in the dying light of our sun,
will lament at the loss of the glorious sport,
the only sport that is
mini golf.
But today is not that day.
Tessitore: Maybe, maybe, maybe! Riggle: Ohh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
The gods still walk among us,
wielding the power of their putters
as they chase glory on the greens
and $250,000.
Hi, everybody. I'm Joe Tessitore.
And I'm Rob Riggle. This is...
Together: "Holey Moley 3D"...
in 2D.
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪ [ Cart horn honks ]
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
♪ Dah‐nah, dah‐nah, dah‐nah‐dah‐dah ♪
♪ Dah‐naaaaah ♪
Yes. Come on.
You're welcome, America.
[ Chuckles ] Alright, we're the best team in the world.
Let's play like champions today, Joe.
Here's how it works tonight.
Round 1, eight golfers, they'll face off.
The winners are gonna compete in a sudden‐death Round 2.
And then, only the best get to that third round
where they're gonna play for a spot in the final episode,
where one of our champions
will make a putt worth a quarter million dollars.
Let's check out our first matchup of the night.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jack Bennett and Tiana Jones are ready to go,
and so is our reporter Jeannie Mai,
who's gonna tell us all about our first hole.
Now, it's okay to get a little corny with this next hole,
because it's the Corn Hole. Yee‐haw!
They'll first tee off hoping to bank their ball
on the bottom of the scarecrow
and up into the Corn Hole.
[ Ding ] Then it's a sprint
along the crazy‐big corn cob to the green.
If they get hit by a giant popcorn kernel and eat it...
[ Screams ]
...they'll receive a penalty stroke.
Oh, so good!
Tessitore: Thanks, Jeannie.
‐Are you ready? I'm ready. ‐Yeah. Whoo‐hoo!
Alright, we are ready for Round 1 action
between Tiana Jones
and Jack Bennett
going head to head here
on Corn Hole.
Hello, everybody. I'm Jack Bennett.
I'm 64 3/4 years old,
and I'm a Zamboni driver.
Now, not just anybody can run one of these things, you know.
No, get out of the way! Get out of the way!
[ Crashing, screaming ]
I am without a doubt the best putter in my household
because my wife doesn't golf.
And my son, Chad Bennett, was here on season one.
Ugh!
Didn't do so well.
My hands are slippery!
You know, all golfers have handicaps.
Check this out.
I'm gonna bring it. I'm gonna win it.
And the Holey Moley crowd is gonna remember Jack Bennett.
Keep an eye on this guy.
♪♪
Hello. My name is Tiana Jones.
I'm 28 years old from Independence, Ohio.
And I am by far the best putter
that Holey Moley has ever seen.
I have played in over 200 tournaments,
and I've captured over 200 titles.
I'm a PGA professional,
and I could definitely go professional
when it comes to mini golf.
My putter is my best friend.
I am the Queen of the Green.
Is that still in question?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, alright, alright.
Tessitore: Look at the outfit on Tiana.
Riggle: I love it. The Queen of the Green.
I mean, this is golf royalty right here. Yes.
She is the current PGA director of instruction.
Wow. That is impressive.
Tiana Jones to get us started here on Corn Hole.
[ Crowd cheers ]
Nice roll.
Oh, is it going in? Is it going in?
[ Crowd groans ]
Oh! That was almost a hole in one, Joe.
Oh!
When Steph Curry says
he wants to take Holey Moley pro,
this is exactly what he's talking about.
Exactly. Tee shots like that.
I need to see the replay. I love it.
That was really one of the finer rolls we've seen.
Absolutely.
Look at it tracking.
I mean, just ‐‐ Oh! That almost fell.
That would've been our first hole in one on Corn Hole.
Here's the 28‐year‐old from Independence, Ohio,
going up against the ear of corn
and just a thin, little strip of grass.
Stand by, Joe.
[ Ding ]
Go!
Oh, Tiana.
Oh.
She's moving. That's a good sign, Joe.
We've got a top PGA executive
struggling to get out of popcorn.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
Let's go to the telestrator.
Watch this. Oh, right there.
Oh. Up top, down low.
She's gone.
The double kernel attack.
She gets it in the head,
and then one stride later, it's taking out the knees.
Jack Bennett's a 64‐year‐old. He comes from Wisconsin.
You don't hear this often ‐‐ he's a Zamboni driver.
Oh, I love the Zamboni driver. Yeah.
Oh! Oh!
What? Oh, God, that scared me to death, Joe.
What is he doing? Did you see that?
That was Course Marshal Colin with two eyeballs.
He does not have his glasses on,
and he's stalking from the stalks.
That's it. "Stalking From the Stalks,"
starring Course Marshal Colin.
[ Eerie music playing ]
Jack Bennett, tee shot.
♪♪
Watch this kick.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Not bad.
Good run.
[ Crowd groans ] Oh‐ho‐ho!
Wow, how about the putting we have here
between Tiana and Jack?
Wow.
Excellent tee shots.
Let's go.
Now Jack Bennett ‐‐ Oh, he's turned the hat back.
Oh. That is a sign of determination.
The chances of that hat staying on now
just went up about 90%.
64‐year‐old Jack Bennett against the ear of corn.
I hope he stretched.
♪♪
[ Ding ]
Here he goes ‐‐ Jack.
[ Crowd groans ]
The kernels exploded when he was in midair.
He hit his shoulder and lost his balance, Joe.
I ran into it. Pbht!
[ Laughs ]
Alright, here we go, Joe.
I like how he's leaning into it.
Like, he's really on his toes.
Oh, he slipped a little bit on that drive step.
But he saved himself a savage body blow from the airbag.
Him knocking himself out before the airbags knocked him out,
he just gave himself another 10 years of life.
Way to go, Jack.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Both of our competitors have taken a stroke penalty.
They both lie 2.
Tiana Jones is off to the side.
Jack Bennett is away.
Zamboni driver, 64‐year‐old from Wisconsin.
And he gets it. There it is.
He gets it.
Very well done by Jack Bennett.
Made a putt.
And Jack Bennett now could upset
one of the most accomplished golfers
we've ever had on "Holey Moley."
Tiana Jones must make to force a putt‐off here on Corn Hole.
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ] Oh!
There it is.
64‐year‐old Jack Bennett has come to "Holey Moley"
and pulls the upset against Tiana Jones.
The Zamboni driver is off to round number 2.
Whoo!
You know, Rob, I'm just noticing
right now, on Corn Hole,
I believe that scarecrow is Sir Goph.
[ Sir Goph chittering ]
You know, you're right. It is.
That's terrifying.
Terrifying, Joe.
And now "A Vision for the Future of Mini Golf"
with Stephen Curry.
Professional sports wouldn't exist
without corporate sponsors,
and at "Holey Moley," we wouldn't want it any other way.
So, if you're a corporation,
now's the time to get in on Holey Moley's ground floor
because we're putting balls and making deals.
We're offering a 10‐foot‐by‐10‐foot banner
on one of our stadiums for the low, low price
of $130 million.
And how much would you expect to put your logo on a hole?
[ Cash register dinging ] $30 million, $40 million?
How about $50 million?
That's a "whole" lot of value, if you ask me.
These deals are not gonna last forever.
Act now and be a part of the Holey Moley team.
That was "A Vision for the Future of Mini Golf"
with Stephen Curry.
Tessitore: Stick with us.
More "Holey Moley" when we come back.
Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
Well, Joe Joe... Ha! Ha!
Your boy's been wheeling and dealing over here.
Just landed his first huge sponsor of season three.
We're going pro, Joe. Wow. How about that?
Monster Jam, baby. I did it.
Robbie Riggs made it happen all by my lonesome.
They give you an actual Monster Jam truck?
The big truck? Yeah.
Now, what would you be doing with a monster truck, Rob?
It's funny you should ask.
[ Engine revs ]
[ Tires screech ]
Riggle: [ Chuckles ]
[ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing ]
Oh!
♪♪
Whoo!
[ Tires screech ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Whoo! [ Engine revs ]
Oh, there it is.
Ooh‐whoo!
I did it.
[ Upbeat music plays ]
♪♪
[ Car alarm chirps ]
I just can't remember where I parked it.
It's either level two or level five.
Definitely gonna valet it next time, though.
Uh, anyways...
Hey, our next hole is Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Our mini golf pro Stephen Curry has the details.
Let me introduce you to the newest
Holey Moley family pet, Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Golfers start by racing over the mud pit
using those rib bones as prehistoric stepping stones.
Whoever makes it across and touches the dino bone first
gets the better ball position.
Then they'll have to putt through the bony bridge
to make it to the green where they'll finish the hole.
[ Roars ]
Who are our next competitors, Joe?
Well, you wouldn't believe the odds,
but we actually have two archers
going head to head,
Lauren Hunkele
versus Ricky Alvarado.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
That's right in the middle.
I'm Ricky Alvarado.
34 years old, from the city of Commerce,
and you guys can call me Pretty Ricky.
I'm Pretty Ricky because I'm the only Ricky
in the city of Commerce.
That's this good‐looking, at least.
I'm an archer.
To me, that means the ability to focus
on one particular thing at a time.
I've been golfing for 12 years,
and I really started taking it serious two years ago.
From the bull's‐eye to the green,
Pretty Ricky has the steadiest hand in all the land.
Hi, my name is Lauren Hunkele.
I'm 23 years old from Concord, North Carolina,
and I am the Robin Hood of Mini Golf.
I am the Robin Hood of Mini Golf
because I'm an archery instructor
and I shoot straight on the course and at the target.
Archery is a lot closer to putting
than a lot of people think.
It's all about really focusing on that point,
blocking everything else out.
My target is the plaid jacket,
and I always hit a bull's‐eye.
That's how it's done.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tessitore: Both of them are archers.
You don't find that odd?
Are they friends? Do they know each other?
They don't know each other.
That's some good casting right there.
And we go like that for the love connection.
Isn't that ‐‐ There's no love connection. Huh?
Nobody said anything about a love connection.
Well, I'm just saying ‐‐ It's not Cupid.
They share common interests. Who knows?
That's not what the episode is. Who's to say what could happen?
Alright. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man.
Alright. Let's get this. Alright.
I have a shared interest with you, Joe.
What would that be?
"Holey Moley."
That's a job.
They pay me to have this interest with you
and sit next to you.
Our two archers are set for the race
across the bones over the tar pit.
[ Air horn blows ] Oh!
Oh, this is a good stride for ‐‐
Oh, Ricky takes a spill!
Ricky takes a dunk.
Lauren's got a shot.
Ricky surges at the end.
That was a tremendous race through the tar pit.
I think Lauren Hunkele got it.
Let's go to the replay.
[ Roars ]
Ricky Alvarado.
Shot out of a cannon right up until the end.
He missed that last rib.
That's something I never do, Joe.
I always polish off all the ribs.
And Lauren makes this sensational move
in the last 10 yards.
And it's Lauren Hunkele who touches first.
Oh, man. That's the sweetest bath I've ever had.
Yeah. Good job, dude. Good job.
Good job. Pound it right there. Alright.
Love is a strong word,
but I think it's appropriate, the way they're talking.
You're really reading that? Well, I don't know.
I mean, I'm optimistic.
[ Laughs ]
Ricky lost that race over the tar pit,
so he will start furthest from the hole.
Big players do big things. Here we go.
Ricky's putt ricochets off the sides of the dinosaur bridge.
That will slow the ball.
Oh, he missed the first bone.
It's gonna be short of that ridge, Rob.
[ Roars ]
Tee shot for Lauren Hunkele.
23‐year‐old from North Carolina.
A lot of pepper.
A lot of momentum.
Got around a vertebrae at one point.
Oh, okay. I'll take it.
So, catchphrases, Joe ‐‐ I'm thinking about
when someone putts it too hard or aggressive... Yeah.
...miss a putt badly, I'm gonna say, "Boner alert!"
That one is not gonna pass through.
[ Roars ]
Second shot for Lauren Hunkele.
Hunkele for the dunkele.
♪♪
She runs it well past ‐‐
Boner alert!
Nope, you gotta ‐‐
Boner alert! Nope.
So, Lauren lies 2.
Ricky Alvarado with a chance to win this hole
with his next putt.
Is he bona fide?
It could work.
Yeah. I like this.
We'll see where it goes.
Bona fide.
That's good.
♪♪
Here's the lefty, Ricky Alvarado.
♪♪
He's not bona fide.
Oh‐ho‐ho!
No! [ Roars ]
Whew! Alright.
So, Lauren has this for a 3.
[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, and she nails it.
She puts it in. That was a very nice putt.
And now the pressure is on Ricky Alvarado.
He needs this to force a putt‐off.
♪♪
Bull's‐eye!
And we've got a putt‐off.
‐We're gonna do this. ‐Let's do it. Let's do it.
Lauren: Okay.
See, this is their comfort zone, though.
Two archers simply lining up straight away.
♪♪
Ricky Alvarado, first putt of the putt‐off.
♪♪
Oh! [ Crowd groans ]
No, Ricky, no.
[ Laughs ]
Now Lauren Hunkele with a chance to win right here.
Alright.
Pressure's on Lauren.
Round 1, Putt‐A‐Saurus.
Who will survive? Who will advance?
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Oh! Ohhhhh!
The slow roll from the edge of the cliff! Slow roll!
Lauren Hunkele is on to round number 2. Ohh!
[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo!
Oh, the slow roller with the cliffside drop.
That was awesome. Oh, bull's‐eye, Lauren.
Yes, it was great. Oh!
I've got a ‐‐
[ Beep ]
Tessitore: And we welcome you back to the beautiful
Holey Moley mini golf course.
[ Crowd cheering ]
What do you say, Rob? You like to fish?
Do I? I love fishing so much,
the fam calls me Rod Riggle.
It's time for Fishing Hole,
sponsored by takemefishing.org.
Here's how it works ‐‐
Golfers will putt their ball from inside the boat.
They go across the narrow bridge and onto the green.
But to get to their ball,
they have to get around the jumping fish
while water cannons are blasting them.
If they go in the water,
it's gonna be a stroke penalty.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Whoo! Let's go! ‐Whoo!
Whoo!
Sorry. They start screaming,
I start screaming, I get excited.
Want to see something cool? Sure
Alright, check it out.
[ Epic music playing ]
[ Electricity crackles ] Oh, didn't turn on all the way.
That's not that cool, James.
No, it didn't turn on. Hold on.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Oh, my God. Pressure.
Tessitore: James Hung.
26‐year‐old from
Charlotte, North Carolina,
and he's up against
Samantha Carly.
The 42‐year‐old,
she likes to be called
Slammin' Sammy.
Come on.
‐Oh, there it is. ‐There it is.
[ Epic music continues ]
Hi, I'm Samantha Carly,
and I'm a spin instructor from Santa Barbara, California.
To be a good spin instructor, you have to be athletic,
but you also have to have really good taste in music.
[ Laughs ]
I started to take golf seriously in the last year.
I even have my own locker at the golf course.
And guess what I keep in my locker ‐‐ tequila.
I don't always take a shot of tequila before I play golf,
but I do on Fridays and Saturdays and Sundays.
I love tequila.
Slammin' Sammy!
Hi, my name is James Hung.
I'm a 26‐year‐old from Charlotte, North Carolina,
and I am Ace Green of the galaxy Galactic Blue Sky.
Ace Green is my alias.
I use it as, like, my ‐‐ I'm, like, from an outer planet,
and I'm here to win the grand prize.
This is my interdimensional weapon of choice.
I use it to protect myself
as well as to give me luck and glory
through any dimension that I go through.
When Ace Green visits Earth,
my favorite activity is always playing mini golf.
I'm here to prove that no matter what planet I'm on,
I'm always the best putter.
Tessitore: Ace Green with a 75‐foot tee shot.
Look at the putter. Do you like the putter?
Riggle: Well, I mean, it's glowing in the dark
like a lightsaber.
How can you not?
Oh!
This is a nice roll here.
Can he get a little bit of that ramp?
Get a taste of the ramp and come back a little.
Oh, he's in really good position there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Water cannons are on.
Oh, come on.
Ace Green will try to stay dry
against the jumping fish.
Woman: Go, Jimmy!
Looks like he's got some speed to him, Rob.
[ Thud ]
Oh, I heard a thud.
He's past one, he's past two.
He did it! He did it! James Hung did it!
Yeah! Let's go!
The Force was with him!
Oh, the space warrior completes the Fishing Hole.
Whoo!
Joe, we got to break this down.
Watch how he takes this on. Right there.
Nah‐nah‐nah‐nah‐nah,
bah‐dah‐dah‐dah‐dah,
doh‐dah‐dah‐dah‐dah.
Wow. Ace Green, the first golfer
this season who has made it across.
That's huge, Joe.
So now Samantha Casino Carly.
Her middle name is Casino?
It is. What?!
Do you like the middle name Casino?
I love Casino as a middle name.
I'm actually a little jealous.
Rob Casino Riggle.
Love it. Love it.
Casino Carly. Does she have some luck here?
Samantha: Go, go, go.
Just onto the green.
But on the right side of the hump.
It is on the good side of the ridge,
the left side.
Alright. Alright. Here I go. Here I go.
Samantha has to stay dry
to meet up with Ace Green lying 1.
Come on, Sam!
Samantha, middle name Casino.
Oh!
And now her name is Wet and Cold.
Wow.
That was quick.
I really just looked down at my page for one second,
and she was in the water.
Oh!
How's that water feel?
Freezing.
I'm high and dry.
Great. Good for you.
Riggle: You know what? Let me ask a question
while we got the competitors on the green.
Can I do that?
You want to ask a question to one of the competitors?
Yeah. Put me onto the extreme LED, please.
[ Echoing ] Rob, you can't just demand that you're on the ‐‐
Hey! Look at that! Oh, you actually are on the extreme LED.
Look how big I am. Look at the size of you.
[ Roars ] Okay, alright.
We got to get through the hole here.
Samantha. Yes?
Hi, Samantha. Great job so far. Hi.
Question ‐‐ middle name Casino.
Got to know. There's a story there, I'm positive.
What is it?
My godfather was my dad's bookie.
[ Laughs ] Godfather, bookie.
Got it. Thank you.
Yeah.
You literally just interrupted the hole of play to ask a ‐‐
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Game on.
Samantha Carly lies 2.
Ace Green sits 1.
Alright.
Right now, Samantha Casino needs to hit the jackpot.
This for a 3.
Oh, no.
Ohh.
Too much.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Much too much.
Ace Green came out dry.
He did not incur the stroke penalty.
He's putting for the win.
No pressure, James.
Don't get in my head. I'm not listening to you.
Ah, Ace Green from Galactic Blue Sky,
the space warrior.
This for the win.
♪♪
Ace Green will be moving on.
That bright lightsaber green putter,
we will see in round number 2.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
What are the name of those three fish?
You could throw out some options for everybody, Rob.
Gill.
That's a great name for a fish.
Finn, if you want to go Irish.
Phinn, a P‐H‐I‐double‐N.
And we don't have a third choice yet.
Catch of the Day?
[ Laughs ]
Who will get that last Round 2 spot?
We will find out when we return.
Joe, did you see my cup?
What does it say on it? Says "I miss Uranus."
"I miss Uranus."
You love Uranus?
I love a lot of holes.
Well, Rob, you're gonna love this next hole.
Jeannie Mai with the details.
Mai: Thanks, Joe.
Here at The Parcade, you'll have to send your ball
up the giant pinball machine to the green.
After your putt, you'll have to get over the flappers
without sinking yourself into the drink below.
[ Crowd groans ]
If you do, it's a stroke penalty.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Look at this!
This a great matchup
here on The Parcade between
the 23‐year‐old Jamie Keith
and 38‐year‐old
Cheyenne Overton.
[ Bicycle bell dings ]
Hi. My name is Cheyenne Overton,
and I'm from Los Angeles, California.
I'm a bicycle enthusiast,
and I bike 60 to 80 miles per week.
When I'm riding my bike,
I have to dodge all kinds of obstacles,
so I'm ready to take on the Holey Moley obstacle course.
Whoo!
I'm competing for my son. He's special needs.
He goes through a lot of different challenges.
And I want to prove you can do anything
that you put your mind to
and anything you put your putter to.
Whoo!
I'm Jamie Keith, 23 years old,
and I'm the hippie camper of "Holey Moley."
I love camping so much,
even my putter, it breaks down into three pieces, ready to go.
Mini golf is definitely my favorite sport,
and I wish that everything in life
could be fun colors and mystical characters.
Sir Goph is the one for me.
Just don't tell my boyfriend, Cody.
[ Chuckles ]
Isn't it beautiful?
You like Jamie Keith's hairpiece there?
I do.
That wouldn't be a bad look on you there, Riggle.
I could see you, like, being one with nature.
I think I could pull that off.
Put a little graphic on my head with the flowers.
Let me see how I look.
Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Tee shot for Jamie.
[ Arcade warbling ]
[ Crowd cheers ]
Oh, looks like it's going in Uranus.
Ooh.
And Nefer‐Tee‐Tee is where it lands.
Okay.
Takes a long, slow roll. Wow.
She's gonna be left with something there, isn't she?
I'm not ready for this.
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
I feel like the aggression required
to get over this obstacle
doesn't match up with her hippie ways.
It probably does not, but we will see.
♪♪
Aah!
Oh, no, no, no! What?!
Did she just take that in the ‐‐
Oh! That looked like it was right in the face.
Smashed right below the flowers.
Flowers, shmowers.
She just left them behind.
Now, I want you to keep an eye on her face.
Keep an eye on her face.
Oh, that's gotta sting.
There's just a sheer brutality right here
that we're seeing on The Parcade.
Ooh, whoooa. Oh.
That's bad.
Flower power is gone.
Cheyenne: Whoo‐hoo!
Cheyenne Overton.
Cheyenne was a massage therapist at a golf course,
and that is how she picked up golf.
20 years of experience in massage therapy
says those strong hands will pay off here.
[ Crowd cheers ] Oh!
It's on.
Oh!
Goes to Nefer‐Tee‐Tee. Nefer‐Tee‐Tee.
Same place.
But with a little more momentum than Jamie Keith had.
Cheyenne is in better position,
and she'll be in even better position
if she can stay dry over these flippers.
Looks frosty. Don't want to be in that frosty mess.
I put it at 50/50, Joe.
Does she make it or she doesn't?
I have a solid no.
Solid no? Solid, firm no.
She goes into the water.
Holy moly.
Aah!
Oh! Oh!
She almost had it. Oh, she almost ‐‐
And that was that just slow retreat
down the other flipper.
You cannot leave your flipper when it's pointing at the water.
She got some good distance.
Aah!
But right here, it's over.
So, both of our competitors
sit 2 on the green at The Parcade.
Jamie Keith, the 23‐year‐old hippie camper.
This to stay on the path for the opportunity
for a quarter million dollars.
And she will have a chance to secure it.
[ Cheers and applause ] Okay!
She says, "I don't do big golf because it's just not my scene.
I feel out of place there."
She's right at home here on "Holey Moley."
Pressure is on.
Cheyenne has to make this putt to stay in the competition.
Cheyenne: Alright.
Oh, not enough at all,
which means Jamie Keith is our winner on The Parcade.
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Jamie Keith, the hippie camper,
stakes her claim on the leaderboard,
and she's moving on to Round 2.
What is Colin ‐‐ Oh, is he going after the...
He's fishing out the flowers. ...the flowers.
Probably wants to take them home.
He could have been a pool man.
Maybe that's how he wandered onto our set.
Did he just raise that up
as if he was trying to bring about a cheer?
I think yeah.
Was he just looking for some love right there?
He was fishing for some love, which, by the way,
is a new show coming out on ABC.
"Fishing for Love," everybody.
You don't want to miss that one.
Joe and I will be there. Hope to see you there, too.
Tuesdays at 8:00, 7:00 Central on ABC.
Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
It is time for Round 2.
Players continue to battle it out ‐‐
a shot at The Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket, and a chance at a quarter million dollars.
Our first sudden‐death matchup tonight
is gonna be forged in the fires of
Dutch Courage En Fuego.
♪♪
Contestants must get their ball
and then themselves through flaming windmills.
Aah!
If you're knocked into the water,
it's a stroke penalty.
‐Get this! ‐Yeah!
And here are the golfers in the first Round 2 matchup
making their way onto the course.
Make this hole in one!
[ Imitating a lightsaber ]
Armed with
his lightsaber putter,
Ace Green is
26‐year‐old James Hung
from Charlotte.
He's up against a man
more than twice his age,
Zamboni driver Jack Bennett.
Ace Green from Galactic Blue Sky.
Oh. That was terrible.
Come on.
And he gets off to a very poor start here
on Dutch Courage En Fuego.
♪♪
He should be able to use the Force
to help him get through the blades
or just stop the blades from spinning.
I think he's just playing a character.
Doesn't actually have the Force.
♪♪
Yeah! Well, maybe he does.
Maybe that's on me.
[ Laughs ]
Well, now what's he gonna do? He can't play that.
Do I just putt it from that? Alright.
He's got to get a little relief from Course Marshal Colin.
Yeah, that's good.
Ace Green, the illuminated putter shaft.
That's gonna stay on the left side the whole way.
♪♪
He already lies 2 at this point,
and he has another windmill to conquer.
Whoo!
[ Whistles ]
See, he's doing what you think most competitors should do ‐‐
look to your left, try to time the blades.
[ Crowd cheers ]
Ace Green has defeated the windmills.
[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo!
Only the second time it's been done this season.
Jack Bennett is here because his son,
Chad Bennett, failed the family,
according to Jack, in season one of "Holey Moley."
He said, "I'm here to right the wrongs."
This is an avenge trip.
♪♪
Tee shot for Jack Bennett.
♪♪
Jack: Oh, that's good.
It's a good one.
Ohh!
Maybe, maybe, maybe!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He did it! That's a hole in one!
Did it go in?
A hole in one! Whoo!
Oh, I'm so glad he made that hole in one.
Otherwise, he was dead.
I'm not getting wet!
Whoo!
Yeah!
No way, baby! No way!
Jack Bennett with an ace on Dutch Courage En Fuego,
and he doesn't have to face the windmills.
♪♪
The 64‐year‐old Zamboni driver,
who came here to avenge his son's failures,
just did that.
An ace against Ace Green
puts Jack Bennett into tonight's final round.
Well done, sir. Well done.
That's how it's done on "Holey Moley"!
‐Whoo! ‐Whoo!
Time to sweeten things up for our final Round 2 battle.
It can't get much sweeter than this.
It's the Donut Hole.
Golfers are gonna send their ball through the donut hole,
down the long, curved ramp, and onto the green.
If they want to have the best possible chance
at making it in the hole,
they have to jump from swinging donut to swinging donut
without falling into the box of sprinkles below.
If you do fall into the sprinkles,
it's a stroke penalty.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey!
Alright, our competitors are here.
These things are massive.
Hey, look, the hippie's back.
23‐year‐old hippie camper
Jamie Keith will need to be cool
to match the precision
of archer Lauren Hunkele.
It's that last spot
on the final hole on the line.
Let's see if she can hit the bull's‐eye here
and make it to the final.
Lauren: Ooh.
And she's off and running here,
sending that ball down the long, winding ramp.
Oh!
Oh, it hit that green sprinkle.
Does it run past?
Yes. Yes.
It would have normally been behind the ridge,
but I think she does have a taste at it.
[ Exhales sharply ]
Okay.
Can she make it through the donuts
and avoid the stroke penalty?
[ Donuts squeaking ]
Somebody needs to take some WD‐40 to our donuts,
'cause that is squeaky.
Okay.
On there.
Very nice technique to just go Superfly on it.
It's all slippery.
It's always interesting to see the technique
of how do you go from donut to donut.
A little flying squirrel action,
but it doesn't work out there.
As Lauren Hunkele is into the multicolored sprinkles,
she lies 2 now.
Another one bites the donut, Joe.
Nothing.
"Another one bites the donut"?
That's good, Joe. That's good.
Average.
I'm just gonna "glaze" over that
like you didn't say anything.
Okay.
Jamie Keith, her tee shot on Donut Hole.
Very nonchalant putt there from Jamie Keith.
There have been those in the past
who have had success on Donut Hole with a slow roll.
It's cool, man.
It'll get there when it gets there.
Says she's the hippie camper. Let's see how it gets there.
Doesn't even hit a sprinkle
and runs past the hole on that left side.
Okay.
Cool, man. Cool.
Look at that image right there and the intimidation
to see those oversized, swinging donuts
staring right in your face.
♪♪
Just goes for it out of the gate...
Aah! ...and falls in.
Can't even hold on to the first donut.
What a tragedy.
Ah, but she didn't lose her flowers in her hair.
What a beautiful arrangement.
Beautiful. It really is.
‐Let's do it. ‐Alright, girlie.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
This is for a 3.
Very long putt for Lauren Hunkele.
♪♪
Oh! Oh!
The line was great.
The speed was way off. Way off.
Jamie Keith putting for a place in the final round.
♪♪
Oh...
and she does!
That was awesome. She did it.
Oh, that was great, just great.
Whoo!
What a final round matchup we now have in store.
23‐year‐old Jamie Keith, the hippie camper.
She'll be facing off against
64‐year‐old Zamboni driver Jack Bennett.
Don't go anywhere.
The "Holey Moley" final when we return.
Tessitore: Welcome back to "Holey Moley."
A championship on the line.
A chance to stay the course for a quarter million dollars.
Jack Bennett, he's 64 years old.
Now he's in the finals.
Riggle: Also, he's here to avenge his family name.
And he's going up against Jamie Keith,
a young woman who says she's a hippie at heart.
Jamie just keeps winning. It's that chill vibe.
Chill vibes are a good thing.
And you know what's at stake ‐‐ the plaid jacket,
The Golden Putter, and the big chance
at a quarter million dollars in the season finale.
And it happens here on King Parthur's Court.
Golfers tee off down that checkered path.
They clear the gap.
They try to bank their ball off the sword
and get the favorable ball position.
Then you mount a horse...
[ Trumpet blows ] ...and you bravely face off
against Sir Putts‐A‐Lot in a jousting match.
Lose against Sir Putts‐A‐Lot, and they end up in the drink,
and it's a stroke penalty.
♪♪
Jack Bennett, 64, about to lay down the law.
Looks like he's got his head in a neck brace.
[ Chuckles ]
Must have slept on it wrong.
Happens to a lot of guys that age.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tee shot up onto the sword.
There's a lot of meat on that bone.
He's still got a long putt for his second putt.
Now comes the hard part.
64‐year‐old Jack Bennett facing off against Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
Jack: I don't have any extra underwear.
[ Horse whinnies ] Oh!
Hyah!
Oh, my lord.
Jousting!
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot goes right for the head.
‐Oh! ‐Still alive.
We have jousted!
We have survived!
Bennett survives.
He stays dry,
able to parry the blow against Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jamie Keith, her tee shot.
Win this hole and she's one step closer
to her chance at a quarter million.
♪♪
Does she get over the water?
She does.
Oh, the wrong side of the sword.
Now the question becomes, how is the hippie camper
gonna fare against Sir Putts‐A‐Lot?
[ Trumpet blows ] Yes.
On a glycerin‐lubed mechanical horse.
[ Chuckling ] "Glycerin‐lubed horse."
[ Both laugh ]
[ Horse whinnies ]
It's all or nothing. It's do or die.
Giddyup.
Jamie versus Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
She survives it.
Parries the lance to the side.
We made it! Whoo!
Ohh.
I'm so sorry.
That's my fault. That's on me.
Jamie Keith, her shield defense was fantastic.
She just parried him right out of the way.
So, both our golfers lie 1,
but Jack Bennett in a much better position on the green.
♪♪
Can he take this hole?
Gotta make it.
[ Whispering ] Will he avenge his son?
♪♪
And he sinks it.
Oh, there it is.
‐Right. ‐Yeah!
Another fantastic putt by Jack Bennett.
‐Go get 'em. ‐Okay.
Jamie Keith is in a very tough position
on the other side of the sword.
If she misses, 64‐year‐old Zamboni driver
Jack Bennett is your champion.
Right. Just a little bit of wiggle steps.
Stakes can't be higher than this.
This is for a chance to keep the dream alive.
♪♪
Lips it. Ohh!
Yes!
Jack Bennett is the winner.
Yeah!
I'm gonna win it all, baby!
Vengeance be thy name, Jack Bennett.
Well earned.
He has avenged his son's debacle.
My friend, thank you so much.
Oh, yeah... Oh.
The most coveted jacket in all of mini golf.
Thank you so much.
Jack Bennett now has it.
Nothing better than a good revenge story.
And now, as Jack Bennett turns to the extreme LED screen,
he sees another champion.
Congrats, you've proven you have what it takes
to play mini golf at that professional level.
And may your journey to the quarter million dollar putt
be a hole in one.
The Bennett name is back...Jack.
Holey Moley!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thanks for joining us.
See you next time for more "Holey Moley."