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[ Whistle blows, crowd cheers ]
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Tessitore: In a sports world
dominated for decades
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by the mainstream sports ‐‐
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football...
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baseball...
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hockey...
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a new contender has emerged.
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, she got blasted!
Riggle: Oh!
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She got blasted.
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A scrappy underdog
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that might not have
the big name sponsors...
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[ Laughing ]
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...the money, or visibility...
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Yeah!
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...of professional
franchise teams,
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but one that has enough heart
and passion from its fan base
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to truly make a difference.
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I'm talking, of course,
about ‐‐
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Water polo.
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Huh? No?
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Okay, uh, don't tell me.
Table tennis.
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Yes. Duh. [ Laughs ]
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Mini golf.
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Mini golf, Rob.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh, what a shot!
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Eight amazing
mini golfers...
[ Howls ]
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Yes!
...three rounds.
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Very smooth and in!
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One winner right here,
a final putt that will get you
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a cool quarter million
dollars.
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
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Together: "Holey Moley 3D."
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"In 2D."
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Are you sure about that?
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While we wait for
the action to begin,
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I do want to
bring this up, Rob,
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because as talks of
"Holey Moley" going pro,
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they intensify,
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so do concerns ‐‐
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concerns about this sport being
overtaken by commercialism.
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Look, if you do it right,
people will barely even notice.
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Well, I hope so.
I hope you're right, Rob.
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You probably
don't even know this,
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and you probably
would never know it,
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but I actually have
a few sponsorship deals
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going myself, my friend.
[ Sighs ] Oh, no.
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[ Laughs ] The trick is
you just got to keep it subtle,
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like the smooth subtle taste
of Meister King Beer.
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Drink like a king.
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Meister King.
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Want one, Joe?
Subtle?
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Drink the King.
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No, I don't want one.
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Drink it, Joe.
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Oh, we got
dark days ahead.
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But for tonight,
here's how it works.
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Round 1, eight golfers,
they'll face off.
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The winners are gonna compete
in a sudden death Round 2.
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And that's where only
the best
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will survive
to the third round,
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where they'll play for a spot
in the final episode
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where one of our champions
will make a putt
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worth a quarter million
dollars.
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Let's check in on our first
group of golfers.
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Drink like a king.
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[ Can lid pops ]
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[ Gulps, spits ]
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Oh, God, that's awful.
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Meister King.
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And as our golfers
make their way to the tee box
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for our first hole tonight,
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here's our golf pro,
Stephen Curry.
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Strap on your neon fanny pack
and roller blades.
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It's time for some
'80s nostalgia
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with this next hole ‐‐
Parcade.
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Golfers start
by putting their ball
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up the giant pinball machine
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and into one of five
possible holes,
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which is totally gnarly
to the max.
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People talked weird in the '80s.
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Then, to get to the green,
golfers must cross
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two giant flippers
without getting flipped off.
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If they do,
it's a stroke penalty.
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Once across,
they'll finish the hole
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and call their mom
to come pick them up.
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And that's Parcade.
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Todd Engel
and Jenny Patton
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set to do battle
here on the Parcade.
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Alright, Jenny,
you got this.
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Let's do this.
You got it.
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Jenny Patton's
a 33‐year‐old.
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She's a fitness coach
from California.
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Todd Engel
is a 48‐year‐old.
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He's a sheet metal worker
from Wisconsin.
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He absolutely loves
animals.
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Hi. My name is Todd Engel.
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I'm from Hammond, Wisconsin,
and I am the animal whisperer.
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[ Howls ]
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So my catch phrase
on the golf course,
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because
I'm the animal whisperer,
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when I sink the putt,
I always howl.
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Whooooo! Yeah!
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In my household,
I have two birds,
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two dogs, and two step‐kids.
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I love animals
just as much as I love golf.
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I've had coyotes
that have followed me
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down the course with beef jerky,
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and I feed the squirrels nuts
whenever I can.
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So, my birds
have never formally told me
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that I'm gonna win
"Holey Moley,"
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but we've had a mind connection.
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I'm gonna win this
"Holey Moley" competition
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because I've got the best balls
for miniature golf.
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[ Howls ]
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I'm Jenny Patton.
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I'm 33 years old
from West Covina, California,
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and everyone that knows me
calls me Joyful Jenny
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because I love bringing the joy.
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My husband was the one
that actually got me into golf.
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The first time that we went
was for his birthday,
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and it was more of
a, "Hey, babe,
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here, let's do this
for your birthday."
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And now my challenge
is to beat him on the course.
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If I win "Holey Moley,"
we're gonna get a van
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and go travel the world.
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I always admire
the dreams and aspirations
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of our contestants.
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Really makes you feel good
about the world.
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If I won, I'd buy
a Cadillac made out of gold ‐‐
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mostly gold.
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Let's see what Jenny can
offer up here on The Parcade.
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Remember, the winner here,
a step closer to glory,
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right into Round 2.
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Todd: Come on, rubber ducky.
Give it up.
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There it goes.
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Right now, looks like
maybe Putt Bunyan?
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Yes.
In the lumberjack.
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Where will it come out
between Putt Bunyan's legs?
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Jenny: Oh!
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Just past the hole.
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Oh.
Comes back.
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That's a great putt.
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Ooh.
That is nice.
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Nice shot.
Nice.
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Not Uranus,
but pretty good.
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Jenny Patton thinking about
how to time these flippers.
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Has anybody
just walked out on one
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and tried to ride one?
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And then jump off of it
when it goes up?
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That's not a bad strategy,
Riggle.
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Todd: Come on, you got this.
You got it.
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Rob, she may be
testing it.
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Yeah, think about it.
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Thinking about
"Can I do that?"
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Oh, my God.
[ Chuckles ]
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"Can I ride
this first flipper?"
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She's gonna
do that, Rob.
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Aw!
Oh, never had a chance.
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Never had a chance.
She bailed out the side door.
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Oh, wow.
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She was walking the plank
on that first flipper,
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and now I question
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whether or not
that's the right strategy.
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See, the two‐foot jump
was terrible.
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Yeah, and she's got to generate
more momentum than that.
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Whoo!
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Did you know
that Todd Engel
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writes "I'm sorry"
on his balls?
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It's true ‐‐ he writes
the words "I'm sorry"
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on his golf balls...
Oh.
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...just in case
they go through a window.
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Boy, I didn't know where you
were going there for a moment.
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Coming for Uranus.
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Did ‐‐ I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
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Did he say,
"I'm coming for Uranus"?
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I think he said,
"I'm coming for Uranus."
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Let's see what
he comes up with.
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Whoo! Come on.
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Oh!
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Putter Ducky!
Number one.
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Where are we going?
Come on.
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Watch it come off
the ramp and see where it goes.
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Alright.
Ooh, pretty square.
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Pretty square indeed.
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Whoo!
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This is a real opportunity
for Todd.
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You know, he's got
a couple birds,
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and he says that his birds
talk to him,
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and his birds told him,
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"You go out there
and you win 'Holey Moley.'"
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And he doesn't want to
let down his birds.
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Let's hope he can
channel his birds
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and fly across...
Alright.
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...the flippers.
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Todd Engel.
Let's see if he can do it.
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Can he do it?
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And he does.
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We've never seen anyone
make that jump.
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Timed it well.
Timed it well.
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Ready for this.
Ready for this!
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Consider that Patton
has taken a stroke penalty.
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Now Todd Engel is in
perfect position to win
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here on The Parcade.
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So he lies 1,
she lies 2.
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Can he do it?
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And he does it.
And he does it!
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Todd Engel is headed to
Round 2.
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Way to go, Todd.
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Animals! Yes!
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He just simply said
"Animals."
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Yeah, just said "Animals."
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Just...
Animals!
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Not going with the name of
one of his dogs.
[ Howls ]
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Yeah.
Not the name
of one of his birds.
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Just generic ‐‐
He just generically ‐‐
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You know, you shout out
maybe your kids.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Humans! Just "Humans."
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Humans!
[ Laughs ]
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And when someone goes,
"Hey, man, I saw you on TV.
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You didn't say anything,"
it's like, "I totally did.
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I yelled 'animals.'
That was for everybody."
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The first golfer chasing glory
here at "Holey Moley,"
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and his name is Todd Engel.
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Up next, a prehistoric
battle for our golfers,
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and to tell us more about it,
it's Jeannie Mai.
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Next up is Putt‐A‐Saurus.
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And I must say, she looks pretty
"T"‐rific for someone her age.
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Golfers will start by racing
across the mud pit,
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utilizing the rib bones as their
prehistoric stepping stones.
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Whoever makes it across first
gets the better ball position.
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Next, the golfers have to putt
through the Bony Bridge
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and onto the green,
where they'll finish the hole
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out of prehistoric danger.
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And here they come.
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Barbara Cytrynowicz
is a 57‐year‐old tennis pro.
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She's up against 38‐year‐old
lawyer Pamela Shackleford.
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I'm Pamela Shackleford.
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I'm 38 years old,
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and I'm known as Preppy Pam.
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I've always been a preppy girl.
I love preppy clothes.
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I can't get enough cable knit
and polo shirts.
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And I'm actually
a fourth‐generation lawyer.
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[ Ominous organ music plays ]
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As a lawyer,
I'm a relentless tactician,
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so my competition
doesn't stand a chance.
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I have to take on big cases
every day,
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but I'm ready to take on
the biggest case of all ‐‐
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"Holey Moley."
253
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As a lawyer, I object
to losing this competition.
254
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I love that.
255
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I'm Barbara Cytrynowicz,
I'm 57 years old.
256
00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:45,231
I'm a tennis pro, and everybody
calls me Bouncy Barb.
257
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,777
I love tennis, but mini golf,
I love that even more.
258
00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:52,363
Mini golf is
a Cytrynowicz pastime.
259
00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,615
It's one of our favorite
family activities,
260
00:09:54,615 --> 00:09:56,992
but usually, my granddaughter
wins. [ Laughs ]
261
00:09:56,992 --> 00:09:59,120
Don't underestimate my age.
262
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[ Rapping ]
♪ This rap may be lame,
but I got game ♪
263
00:10:00,996 --> 00:10:02,748
♪ My putting's insane ♪
264
00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:04,416
♪ And soon, I'll land
in the Hall of Fame ♪
265
00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:07,545
I'm bouncing my way
to the finals.
266
00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,171
[ Roaring ]
267
00:10:09,171 --> 00:10:11,298
Cytrynowicz
and Shackleford
268
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:14,343
racing across the bones of
the tar pits,
269
00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,428
trying to touch
that fossilized bone first.
270
00:10:16,428 --> 00:10:19,140
This is, Joe.
Mud time! Mud time!
271
00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:22,351
Over the bones
on the tar pits.
272
00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:25,980
There goes Pam
with a very good lead.
273
00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,816
Makes it to the end
before she falls in awkwardly.
Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho!
274
00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:31,861
Meanwhile, Barbara
is trying to get across.
275
00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:33,654
One more bone to go.
276
00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:34,655
Oh!
277
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,574
Takes it hard.
278
00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:38,742
Oh, Barbara!
279
00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:42,037
Pam is the winner with ease,
280
00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:44,582
and Barbara took
a huge hit and got sent back.
281
00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:46,125
[ Laughing ]
282
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,836
Once her ribs
hit this rib,
283
00:10:48,836 --> 00:10:52,464
her head goes...shh‐ow!
284
00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:53,757
Aah!
285
00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:54,675
That's not good, Joe.
286
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:55,926
Aah!
287
00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:57,761
Oh, poor Barbara.
288
00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,680
Aah!
289
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,182
By the way, she didn't
have to do any of that.
290
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,683
That was
completely unnecessary.
291
00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:04,268
She could have just
stepped down into the mud.
292
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,686
Walk off.
She would have been muddy
293
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:07,229
from the waist down,
but you know what,
294
00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,147
she gave us
some really good footage.
295
00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:09,648
And for that,
we're thankful.
296
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:11,442
We're thankful.
Very, very thankful.
297
00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:17,156
Tessitore: Welcome back to
"Holey Moley."
298
00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:18,490
[ Growling ]
Here on Putt‐A‐Saurus,
299
00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:21,285
Bouncy Barb
took a massive hit,
300
00:11:21,285 --> 00:11:23,704
leaving her with
the worse tee position.
301
00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:25,956
Riggle: I'm so glad
Barbara is alive.
302
00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:27,416
What a hit she took.
303
00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:29,627
Oh.
The savage blow
that she took
304
00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:33,714
coming off of that rib ‐‐
I was concerned, truly.
305
00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:35,591
And yet, here she is,
happy as can be,
306
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:37,176
ready to putt
on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
307
00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:38,636
Give her credit.
308
00:11:38,636 --> 00:11:40,512
57‐year‐old tennis pro.
309
00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,977
Here is Cytrynowicz's
tee shot.
310
00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:49,063
Pamela: Come on!
311
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:54,693
Through the skull. What kind
of bounce will it take?
312
00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:57,071
Now, the angle she's
gonna have to the hole
313
00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:58,864
is gonna have the ridge
in play.
314
00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,908
That's gonna be tricky.
315
00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,117
Thank you.
Well done.
316
00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:03,702
Alright. Let's see it.
Okay.
317
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:06,288
Tessitore:
Pamela Shackleford.
318
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:08,707
Riggle: Pamela seems
super jovial and happy.
319
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:11,210
She does. Fourth‐generation
real estate lawyer,
320
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,087
so you know
she's tons of fun.
321
00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:16,131
Yep.
She is suing contractors.
322
00:12:17,883 --> 00:12:20,386
She had a very good run
over the tar pits
323
00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:22,304
to get the better
ball placement,
324
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:24,098
closer to the pin.
325
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:25,683
You think if this
doesn't go her way,
326
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:28,185
do you think
she's gonna sue us?
327
00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:31,272
Get in line, Pamela.
[ Chuckles ]
328
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,857
Alright, here we go.
329
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,820
[ Cheering ]
330
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,196
Barbara: How we looking?
331
00:12:39,196 --> 00:12:40,322
What is she gonna
do here?
332
00:12:40,322 --> 00:12:41,782
Takes a big bounce
off to the side,
333
00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:44,994
so she's over the ridge.
334
00:12:44,994 --> 00:12:47,121
Shackleford,
pretty good there.
335
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,081
I want you to notice
the look on her face.
336
00:12:49,081 --> 00:12:50,791
Four generations of lawyers,
you're gonna...
337
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,418
You're gonna look like that.
You're angry.
338
00:12:52,418 --> 00:12:53,711
You're in that position
all the time.
339
00:12:53,711 --> 00:12:55,212
That's what happens.
340
00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:56,547
Oh, by the way,
she just billed us
341
00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:58,674
a quarter hour for looking
at that full‐screen.
342
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:01,010
Oh, thank you.
343
00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:04,805
Pamela Shackleford,
second shot.
344
00:13:10,978 --> 00:13:13,063
Smooth.
Very smooth.
345
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:14,356
Very smooth.
Very smooth!
346
00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:15,983
Oh!
And in!
347
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:17,609
Dead center!
Wow!
348
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:21,030
Hey, we've got a talent here
with Pamela Shackleford.
349
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,614
Watch out for her.
350
00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:23,741
Good putt.
351
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,117
Let's go, let's go.
352
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:26,535
Tessitore:
She is here to stay.
353
00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:28,162
What a roll.
354
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:30,247
And now the pressure's on
Cytrynowicz.
355
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,458
I wouldn't underestimate
Cytrynowicz.
356
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,794
We've seen her come back
from a savage blow.
357
00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:38,213
She's tough.
358
00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:40,382
She has shown
plenty of fight,
359
00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:44,595
but does she have the skill
here to force a putt‐off?
360
00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:46,847
♪♪
361
00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:52,061
Oh!
Oh, she gave it
362
00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:54,772
as good a ride
as you can.
363
00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,565
Yes!
Good job.
364
00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:57,775
Let's go right now.
365
00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:59,193
Nice job.
Great putt.
366
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:01,737
Tessitore:
Barbara Cytrynowicz defeated
367
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:04,740
by Pamela Shackleford
here on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
368
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,533
And I'm calling it
right now.
369
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:09,078
Preppy Pam is here
to be contended with.
370
00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:11,455
Riggle: Yep,
she is one to watch.
371
00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:13,373
Rob, you ready
for our next hole?
Why not?
372
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:15,793
Now it's time
for the timeless classic,
373
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,127
The Fishing Hole,
374
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:19,671
sponsored by
takemefishing.org.
375
00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:22,341
Golfers will putt their ball
from inside the boat.
376
00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:25,677
They go across the narrow bridge
and onto the green.
377
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,638
But to get to their ball,
378
00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:30,516
they have to get around
the jumping fish
379
00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,477
while water cannons
are blasting them.
380
00:14:33,477 --> 00:14:34,978
If they go in the water,
381
00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:37,314
it's gonna be
a stroke penalty.
382
00:14:37,314 --> 00:14:40,442
Okay, heading to the tee now,
it's the school teacher...
383
00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:43,237
Let's do this. Whoo!
...Amanda Marino
384
00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:45,239
and our zoo keeper,
Eric Schmidt.
385
00:14:45,239 --> 00:14:46,907
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
386
00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:48,659
Riggle: Look at the pants
on Eric. That's fun.
387
00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,327
Hey, take a look
at these beauties.
388
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:52,496
What? Are those
hundred dollar bills?
389
00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:54,540
Hundred dollar bills,
y'all.
390
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,041
We'll let the people vote
on social media.
391
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,501
On who has
the better pants?
Yeah.
392
00:14:57,501 --> 00:15:00,295
And I know they'll make
the right choice.
393
00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:02,798
Round 1 action
between Eric Schmidt
394
00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:05,759
and Amanda Marino
on The Fishing Hole.
395
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,222
Hey, everybody,
I'm Eric Schmidt,
396
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:12,015
and as you can see,
I am a zoo keeper.
397
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:15,853
They call me Tasty Fingers
because I very often get bit,
398
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,646
more than anybody else
at the zoo.
399
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,273
The biggest bite
that I actually have
400
00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:21,108
is a scar right here
on my finger.
401
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:23,569
That's from a capybara ‐‐
basically a massive rat.
402
00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:25,529
Working at the zoo.
I'm used to dodging gorillas,
403
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:28,198
giraffes, whatever,
rhinos, anything,
404
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,450
so any obstacle that comes
my way is no problem.
405
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:32,995
Being Tasty Fingers actually
gives me a huge advantage,
406
00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:35,122
so I can definitely deal
with all my competitors
407
00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:36,957
on "Holey Moley."
408
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,417
Yeah!
409
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:40,419
Good morning, class.
I'm Amanda Marino.
410
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:43,213
I'm 27 years old, and I'm
a high school English teacher
411
00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:44,840
in Clinton Township, Michigan.
412
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,843
I'm known as
The Gifted Teacher of mini golf
413
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:52,764
because every time
that I played, I tend to win.
414
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:55,601
I am so naturally gifted
at mini golf
415
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:58,270
that I could be
a professional mini golfer.
416
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:01,440
To all my competitors,
you're about to get schooled.
417
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,277
[ Cheering ]
418
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:07,863
Amanda Marino is
a 27‐year‐old
419
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:09,698
high school
English teacher.
420
00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:12,201
Alright.
How did you do
in high school English, Rob?
421
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,911
Terrible. [ Laughs ]
422
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:16,246
I'm surprised
I even graduated.
423
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:18,707
Her journey to
a quarter million dollars
424
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:21,460
begins right now
on The Fishing Hole.
425
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,467
Well, I don't think
she put much on it.
426
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,677
Does get to the green,
but it's gonna be
427
00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:34,097
on the other side of the ridge,
and that'll be a challenge.
428
00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:35,599
Oh, no.
429
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,059
Stretching? Good.
That's a good move.
430
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:39,728
Always get limber.
Gets you warmed up.
431
00:16:39,728 --> 00:16:41,146
I don't think
she has a strategy.
432
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:43,106
Here she goes.
Amanda.
433
00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:45,192
No.
Gets past one and fails.
434
00:16:45,192 --> 00:16:47,444
I mean, she just failed
435
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:50,906
before two
was ever even in play.
436
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:53,492
You almost get the sense
that, in her mind,
437
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:56,620
she knew the water
was going to happen.
438
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,538
Success was not.
439
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,999
Tough break for Amanda,
going in the water.
Yes.
440
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:02,834
Big break
for her students.
441
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,586
[ Laughs ]
They're loving it.
442
00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,129
They are loving it.
Just loving it right now.
443
00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,007
Eric Schmidt, zoo keeper,
444
00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:13,220
who carries the nickname
Tasty Fingers.
445
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,931
What the Sam Hill
is he thinking?
446
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:17,432
No, you don't want
that name.
447
00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:19,017
That's the worst name
I've ever heard...
448
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:20,978
Yeah, you're feeding
the animals.
...for a zoo keeper.
449
00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:23,563
Tasty fingers would be bad
for a dentist, as well.
450
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,440
Eric Schmidt,
very long putt
451
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:30,279
across that tiny, narrow
land bridge over to the green.
452
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,949
[ Cheering ]
453
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,367
Wow, that's too much gas.
454
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,869
Comes off the back ramp,
settles back.
455
00:17:37,869 --> 00:17:42,583
I think both Amanda and Eric
are left with very tough putts.
456
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,126
Here we go.
457
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,544
Uh‐oh.
458
00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:47,421
I can tell
he has no plan right now.
459
00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:49,006
He has no plan.
Why do you say that
about Eric?
460
00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:51,133
I feel like you have no faith
in our competitors sometime‐‐
461
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,218
Oh, he has no plan.
[ Laughs ]
462
00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:55,053
He has absolutely no plan.
There's no plan.
463
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,972
Oh. Oh. Oh!
464
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:59,766
Oh! He almost made it!
[ Laughs ]
465
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:01,977
He almost made it.
466
00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,813
He got slithery there
for a moment, didn't he?
He did.
467
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:06,315
Here, watch
the replay, Joe.
468
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:08,734
We're through the first fish.
Not bad.
469
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,777
He takes the water blast.
470
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,237
He throws the hat.
Why?
471
00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:14,072
It was
a conscious effort.
472
00:18:14,072 --> 00:18:15,574
It was a conscious effort
to throw the hat why?
473
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:17,034
Because, look,
he grabs his hat
474
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,952
and then tosses it.
475
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:19,953
The hat's a rental,
and he's like,
476
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,121
"I got to get
the deposit!"
477
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,414
Yeah.
478
00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:24,374
Eric: Alright. I got you.
I got you.
479
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,084
The way she's lining up, Joe,
it looks like she's gonna
480
00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:28,003
try to use the ramp
on a ricochet.
481
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:30,631
Now, remember, Holey Moley
is going pro this season.
482
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,883
I think it's actually
the correct strategy.
483
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:35,886
The ridge is more difficult
than the ramp.
484
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,180
The ramp, I think you can
get a better read on.
485
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,433
Yeah, this is good
mini golf, Joe.
486
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:45,020
Amanda Marino,
she's gonna play the ramp.
487
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:49,399
Way too much!
488
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:50,984
Now, you can't do that!
489
00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:53,070
I'm trying to sell
the use of the ramp,
490
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,155
and she goes all
power stroke on me.
491
00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:59,409
We're not going
pro now, Joe.
492
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:00,702
Not after that.
493
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,164
So, he lies 2 there.
494
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:07,751
Oh, my God, Joe.
Did you see his practice swing?
495
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,002
No. Was it bad?
496
00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:10,712
This is going in
the water.
497
00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,422
Got to get loose.
Got to get loose.
498
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:13,674
You got it, Eric.
499
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,050
I got it, I got it,
I got it.
500
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,761
Schmidt putting
for the win.
501
00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:23,934
Riggle:
Tasty Fingers.
502
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,936
Whoa!
Oh!
503
00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:30,691
Eric Schmidt, the zoo keeper,
A. K. A. Tasty Fingers,
504
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,068
is on to Round 2.
505
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,736
Oh, Eric Schmidt,
what's he doing?!
506
00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:36,071
Why would you?!
507
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,240
Oh, I got to give him ‐‐
that's a 10.
508
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,117
That was a nice dive.
509
00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:42,786
Who will get the last spot
in Round 2?
510
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,246
Stick with us.
511
00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,873
More "Holey Moley"
when we come back.
512
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:59,010
And now it's time for
"The Legend of Curry the Kid."
513
00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:02,848
♪♪
514
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:05,517
Muchas gracias, Joe.
515
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,769
Hmm.
516
00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:09,855
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
517
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:12,899
Back for more, huh?
Alright.
518
00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:17,154
Well, let's get back
to the tale of the NBA superstar
519
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,448
who has bravely attempted
to take mini golf
520
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,658
to the big leagues, huh?
521
00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:23,326
[ Exhales ]
522
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:26,705
Like a rattlesnake
in a tap dance class,
523
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:28,749
couldn't quite find his footing,
524
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,959
calling in favors
from his teammates,
525
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,336
setting up fancy
Hollywood meetings,
526
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:35,714
pitching all types of ideas,
527
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:38,425
like extreme mini golf leagues
for babies
528
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:40,135
and a stadium
529
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:44,139
right there on our very own
big, beautiful moon.
530
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,849
But even with his big ideas,
531
00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:48,435
he was still missing
a few things,
532
00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:52,355
like sponsors, fan base,
533
00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:54,816
and the roughly six billion
buckaroos it would take
534
00:20:54,816 --> 00:20:56,318
to make all this happen.
535
00:20:56,318 --> 00:20:57,861
[ Chuckles ]
536
00:20:57,861 --> 00:20:59,321
That's a lot of buckaroos.
537
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:04,743
And that was
"The Legend of Curry the Kid."
538
00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:08,705
Tessitore: It's time for our
final hole in Round 1.
539
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,500
And this isn't for anyone
with commitment issues.
540
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,377
It's Holey Matrimony.
541
00:21:14,377 --> 00:21:17,714
The putt goes down the aisle,
under the wedding arbor,
542
00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:19,216
and hits the dance floor.
543
00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:21,384
Then the golfers
have to deal with it all
544
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:24,638
on a one‐way street
along the Conveyor Belt of Love,
545
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,348
before throwing themselves
546
00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:28,350
through the rotating
diamond ring
547
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,977
and onto that revolving
wedding cake.
548
00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,188
Fall head over heels
into the water...
Riggle: Oh!
549
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:34,731
...and it's a stroke penalty.
550
00:21:34,731 --> 00:21:35,774
Ouch.
551
00:21:36,983 --> 00:21:38,944
Here are the players.
552
00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:42,113
Eric Pullen from Chicago
up against John McElrath,
553
00:21:42,113 --> 00:21:45,867
A.K.A. Wavey J,
from Detroit.
554
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,994
I'm John McElrath,
555
00:21:47,994 --> 00:21:50,330
and all my boys call me
Wavey J on the course
556
00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:51,498
because I love to wave
at everybody.
557
00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:52,666
Hey, Mom.
558
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,334
Yeah!
559
00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:55,627
I'm very competitive.
560
00:21:55,627 --> 00:21:56,962
I'm the youngest
of three brothers...
561
00:21:58,421 --> 00:22:00,173
Yeah!
562
00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:02,300
...and the youngest
of my twin sister.
563
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,803
So growing up,
I had to fight my way through.
564
00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:06,304
[ Chuckles ]
565
00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:08,098
I'm ready to wave buh‐bye
to my competition,
566
00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:09,724
say hello to that Golden Putter.
567
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:11,142
[ Chuckles ]
568
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:13,728
I'm Eric Pullen,
I'm 48 years old,
569
00:22:13,728 --> 00:22:15,397
and I'm from
Glendale, California.
570
00:22:15,397 --> 00:22:19,067
And I'm the CEO
of a golf lifestyle brand.
571
00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:22,195
There has never been another CEO
like me on "Holey Moley,"
572
00:22:22,195 --> 00:22:25,991
one who's handsome,
cool, energetic,
573
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:28,285
outgoing, world renowned.
574
00:22:28,285 --> 00:22:30,704
One time.
That's what we do!
575
00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:32,205
These are CEO hands ‐‐
576
00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:34,499
well manicured and always soft.
577
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:37,043
To my competition, you're gonna
see what it's like
578
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,462
to compete with a real boss.
579
00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:40,797
Okay.
580
00:22:40,797 --> 00:22:41,882
Eric is up first.
581
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:43,675
Handsome golfer indeed.
582
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:44,593
Hole in one.
583
00:22:48,263 --> 00:22:50,682
As his putt
goes down the aisle
584
00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:52,893
and just onto the green.
585
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,020
Alright.
Short of that ridge.
586
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,105
Short of what we're calling
the dance floor.
587
00:22:57,105 --> 00:22:58,356
Eric: Oh.
Good attempt. Good attempt.
588
00:22:58,356 --> 00:23:00,233
That go in the hole?
Not quite.
589
00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:01,985
Not quite.
You got some more work to do.
590
00:23:01,985 --> 00:23:04,112
Jump on the ring, baby.
Shake and bake.
591
00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:05,906
Oh, is he going?
592
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,866
Tessitore: Eric just going
flat‐out for it down the runway
593
00:23:07,866 --> 00:23:10,660
towards that rotating
diamond ring.
594
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:12,454
Ooh!
I don't even know
what that was.
595
00:23:12,454 --> 00:23:13,955
Ohhh!
596
00:23:13,955 --> 00:23:15,665
There was no jump.
597
00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:17,584
That's my boy.
598
00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:19,044
Oh, this sucks.
599
00:23:19,044 --> 00:23:21,338
Here, he gets cold feet
right here.
600
00:23:21,338 --> 00:23:22,756
Right here,
he's got cold feet,
601
00:23:22,756 --> 00:23:24,966
But he says, "I don't
want to get married."
602
00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:26,760
All of this,
this all along here
603
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,803
is her family.
604
00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:31,389
So the bride's family
is represented
605
00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:32,599
in the conveyor belt?
606
00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:34,225
Yes.
Okay.
607
00:23:34,225 --> 00:23:36,394
Yes. Because he did stop.
He tried.
608
00:23:36,394 --> 00:23:37,729
He was like, "You know what?
I don't want to do this."
609
00:23:37,729 --> 00:23:39,731
Too bad, sucker.
610
00:23:39,731 --> 00:23:43,151
All brothers, right behind him,
and a dad with a shotgun.
611
00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:45,195
[ Laughs ]
612
00:23:46,571 --> 00:23:48,156
Never had a chance.
613
00:23:48,156 --> 00:23:51,159
So that is a stroke penalty
for Eric Pullen.
614
00:23:51,159 --> 00:23:53,954
John McElrath
is from Detroit.
615
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:56,331
He's obsessed
with ranch dressing.
616
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:59,376
He puts ranch dressing
on everything.
617
00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:02,253
Oh, yes.
618
00:24:02,253 --> 00:24:05,131
That's why he and I
are kindred spirits.
619
00:24:05,131 --> 00:24:08,134
♪♪
620
00:24:08,134 --> 00:24:12,472
[ Crowd cheering ]
621
00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:14,015
Nice putt.
622
00:24:14,015 --> 00:24:15,642
John and Eric
right next to each other.
623
00:24:15,642 --> 00:24:16,935
Alright, alright.
624
00:24:16,935 --> 00:24:18,645
What's the wackiest thing
625
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:20,271
that you put
ranch dressing on?
626
00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:21,815
You almost have to
start backwards.
627
00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,441
Okay.
What won't you put
ranch on?
628
00:24:23,441 --> 00:24:25,068
Spaghetti.
Ranch it.
629
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:27,112
It's breakfast,
waffles, pancakes.
630
00:24:27,112 --> 00:24:28,446
Ranch it.
Jell‐o?
631
00:24:28,446 --> 00:24:31,032
You would put
ranch dressing on Jell‐o?
632
00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:33,034
Oh, my gosh. Every day.
633
00:24:33,034 --> 00:24:35,370
Fudgy brownies.
Ranch it.
634
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,622
[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
plays ]
635
00:24:37,622 --> 00:24:39,958
John McElrath.
636
00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:43,086
Whoo!
637
00:24:43,086 --> 00:24:44,671
Oh, he makes it through!
638
00:24:44,671 --> 00:24:47,173
But he can't stay on!
Oh, no, no!
639
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:48,675
Folks,
that's the first time
640
00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:50,802
anyone's ever made it
through the ring.
641
00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:54,597
I need to see the replay.
This sums up what marriage is.
642
00:24:54,597 --> 00:24:55,640
That's it right there.
643
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,058
You run into it
644
00:24:57,058 --> 00:24:59,227
with just zest
and a carefree abandon
645
00:24:59,227 --> 00:25:00,812
because you're in love,
646
00:25:00,812 --> 00:25:02,605
and then you put
the ring on,
647
00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:04,607
you smash the cake,
you smash, bang.
648
00:25:04,607 --> 00:25:06,234
You smash the cake
one more time with the face,
649
00:25:06,234 --> 00:25:07,861
and then you drown.
650
00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:09,904
He even gets a little cake
on the way down.
651
00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:12,240
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
652
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,119
Eric is up first.
Short of that ridge.
653
00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,959
See his read
up and over the ridge.
654
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,461
Eric: Oh!
[ Sighs ]
655
00:25:26,296 --> 00:25:27,630
‐That was a nice try.
‐Yeah.
656
00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:29,257
Eric sits three.
657
00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:31,176
Remember, stroke penalty
for going in the water.
658
00:25:31,176 --> 00:25:33,219
I'm gonna show you how
to knock it down, though.
659
00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:35,096
Don't get too close.
660
00:25:36,848 --> 00:25:37,891
Two putt.
661
00:25:37,891 --> 00:25:40,727
John McElrath.
662
00:25:40,727 --> 00:25:42,937
30‐year‐old from Detroit.
663
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,190
Here goes nothing.
664
00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:51,154
Oh. Oh.
May have a ch‐‐ Oh.
665
00:25:51,154 --> 00:25:52,697
I thought, could he get
the roll‐back there.
666
00:25:52,697 --> 00:25:54,532
That was close.
667
00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:56,659
Left a little pizza
in that box.
668
00:25:56,659 --> 00:25:59,454
So, they both sit 3.
669
00:25:59,454 --> 00:26:03,291
They have the same exact line
right to the cup.
670
00:26:06,044 --> 00:26:07,962
And if they stay the course
671
00:26:07,962 --> 00:26:10,507
and each one of our competitors
hits this putt,
672
00:26:10,507 --> 00:26:13,301
we will have a putt‐off
here on Holey Matrimony.
673
00:26:13,301 --> 00:26:15,303
Here we go, baby.
674
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:16,846
No pressure.
675
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:20,683
[ Crowd groans ]
676
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,394
Oh! So close.
677
00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:25,939
Ooh, that was close.
That was so close.
678
00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:28,316
He'll clean that up
for a 5.
679
00:26:28,316 --> 00:26:31,778
[ Crowd cheers ]
680
00:26:31,778 --> 00:26:33,696
For the win.
681
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,952
From down the aisle
to taking the plunge.
682
00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:39,994
Hey, Eric.
683
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:44,290
And now, can he take
this hole
684
00:26:44,290 --> 00:26:46,584
and advance to
Round Number 2?
685
00:26:49,712 --> 00:26:51,214
Riggle: Yes!
And he does!
686
00:26:51,214 --> 00:26:54,551
Eric Pullen,
the 48‐year‐old from Chicago,
687
00:26:54,551 --> 00:26:55,969
is a step closer
688
00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:57,804
to the Golden Putter,
the plaid jacket,
689
00:26:57,804 --> 00:27:00,473
and a chance at
a quarter million dollars.
690
00:27:09,107 --> 00:27:13,194
And now "A Vision for
the Future of Mini Golf
691
00:27:13,194 --> 00:27:15,321
with Stephen Curry."
692
00:27:15,321 --> 00:27:17,448
Fans come to "Holey Moley"
for the mini golf,
693
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:19,117
but they stay for
the mini golfers.
694
00:27:20,493 --> 00:27:22,662
Our "Holey Moley"
professional mini golfers
695
00:27:22,662 --> 00:27:24,789
would be among the best
athletes in the world.
696
00:27:24,789 --> 00:27:26,499
[ Screams ]
697
00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,751
But we all know that
you're not really an athlete
698
00:27:28,751 --> 00:27:31,462
until you have your own
memorabilia and merchandise.
699
00:27:31,462 --> 00:27:33,298
So we're wasting no time
700
00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:36,509
introducing our line
of "Holey Moley" merch.
701
00:27:36,509 --> 00:27:39,053
Want to impress your friends
at a dinner party?
702
00:27:39,053 --> 00:27:41,139
How about Jell‐o molds
featuring the likeness
703
00:27:41,139 --> 00:27:43,933
of your favorite
"Holey Moley" stars?
704
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:45,977
Can I get your number?
No?
705
00:27:45,977 --> 00:27:47,478
Well, how about I give you
706
00:27:47,478 --> 00:27:49,397
this awesome paint by number
painting kit
707
00:27:49,397 --> 00:27:51,649
for $49.99?
708
00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:53,610
I could sure use one of those
"Holey Moley" air fryers,
709
00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:55,612
and so could you.
710
00:27:55,612 --> 00:27:57,447
Luckily, they'll be available
for purchase
711
00:27:57,447 --> 00:27:59,574
at your nearest "Holey Moley"
pro shop coming soon.
712
00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:01,242
Woman: Delicious!
713
00:28:01,242 --> 00:28:03,202
Go get some.
714
00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:07,081
That was "A Vision for
the Future of Mini Golf
715
00:28:07,081 --> 00:28:09,584
with Stephen Curry."
716
00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,210
Tessitore:
We welcome you back
717
00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:12,670
to the home
of extreme mini golf.
718
00:28:12,670 --> 00:28:16,424
It's Round 2, and we've got
two epic matchups ahead.
719
00:28:16,424 --> 00:28:18,092
This is for a chance
at The Golden Putter,
720
00:28:18,092 --> 00:28:19,594
the famed plaid jacket,
721
00:28:19,594 --> 00:28:22,180
and a shot at
a quarter million dollars.
722
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,515
And it happens here
on King Parthur's Court.
723
00:28:24,515 --> 00:28:27,393
It's the only extreme mini golf
hole in the world
724
00:28:27,393 --> 00:28:30,063
that requires you
to joust an actual knight,
725
00:28:30,063 --> 00:28:32,857
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
726
00:28:32,857 --> 00:28:36,069
The tee shot is a putt
down the checkered path.
727
00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:37,487
You bank it off
the side of the sword,
728
00:28:37,487 --> 00:28:39,489
and that'll give you
the better ball position.
729
00:28:39,489 --> 00:28:41,532
But to get to
the green themselves,
730
00:28:41,532 --> 00:28:44,202
they have to hop on
their trusty steed.
731
00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:46,704
If Sir Putts‐A‐Lot
knocks the golfer
732
00:28:46,704 --> 00:28:48,373
off their high horse,
733
00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:50,333
they will be humbled
with a stroke penalty.
734
00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:51,709
[ Cheering ]
735
00:28:51,709 --> 00:28:53,586
Yeah, yeah!
736
00:28:53,586 --> 00:28:55,213
Who's gonna make it
to the final pairing?
737
00:28:55,213 --> 00:28:58,257
We've got Todd Engel,
our resident animal whisperer ‐‐
738
00:28:58,257 --> 00:29:00,468
remember, he was the victor
on Parcade ‐‐
739
00:29:00,468 --> 00:29:02,053
or Preppy Pam.
740
00:29:02,053 --> 00:29:04,097
She won on Putt‐A‐Saurus
in Round 1.
741
00:29:04,097 --> 00:29:05,431
Riggle:
Quite the medieval look
742
00:29:05,431 --> 00:29:08,810
with a life preserver
and the neck brace.
743
00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,853
I mean, nothing screams
"medieval" more
744
00:29:10,853 --> 00:29:12,355
than the neck brace
and the life preserver
745
00:29:12,355 --> 00:29:14,816
and the giant bib.
746
00:29:14,816 --> 00:29:18,653
Fourth‐generation lawyer,
Shackleford is.
747
00:29:18,653 --> 00:29:20,488
If she doesn't like
the neck brace
748
00:29:20,488 --> 00:29:23,116
or the life preserver,
she can thank her profession.
749
00:29:23,116 --> 00:29:24,784
[ Laughs ]
750
00:29:24,784 --> 00:29:26,244
As an attorney.
751
00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:29,455
Todd:
There you go. Come on.
752
00:29:30,873 --> 00:29:32,625
Pamela: Wrong side.
753
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:35,294
So she's on the other side
of the sword.
Ooh.
754
00:29:35,294 --> 00:29:36,546
Oh, that's rough.
755
00:29:36,546 --> 00:29:40,216
[ Fanfare ]
756
00:29:40,216 --> 00:29:42,385
And Shackleford,
look at her eyes.
757
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:44,345
Oh, God. Those are
crazy eyes, Joe.
758
00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:45,847
I've seen
crazy eyes before.
759
00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:47,306
Give me an example
of crazy eyes.
760
00:29:47,306 --> 00:29:48,975
Can we get a tight
of Riggle here?
761
00:29:48,975 --> 00:29:52,353
Whoa! With the one brow high
and the one brow low.
762
00:29:52,353 --> 00:29:54,522
Well, I didn't pay
thousands of dollars
763
00:29:54,522 --> 00:29:59,402
to go to eyebrows acting school
to not use it.
764
00:29:59,402 --> 00:30:00,862
[ Cheering ]
765
00:30:00,862 --> 00:30:02,196
Alright. Here we go.
766
00:30:03,906 --> 00:30:05,366
And...
767
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:07,035
She's not even holding on.
Zero chance.
768
00:30:07,035 --> 00:30:09,078
No, no, no, no, no.
769
00:30:09,078 --> 00:30:10,413
[ Screams ]
And...
770
00:30:10,413 --> 00:30:12,623
right off the back
of the horse.
Oh!
771
00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:16,002
Pam Shackleford will suffer
the stroke penalty.
772
00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:17,587
Alright, here we go.
773
00:30:17,587 --> 00:30:19,088
Now it's
Todd Engel's turn.
774
00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:22,884
He's the 48‐year‐old
animal lover from Wisconsin.
775
00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:24,469
Alright, hole in one.
Let's go.
776
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:28,806
Todd Engel, Round 2.
777
00:30:28,806 --> 00:30:29,974
Big hop.
778
00:30:29,974 --> 00:30:31,684
Oh, takes a weird bounce.
779
00:30:31,684 --> 00:30:33,352
And then it kicks
to the other side!
Oh, no!
780
00:30:33,352 --> 00:30:36,647
The worst possible bounce
you could take.
781
00:30:36,647 --> 00:30:40,777
He caught the curvature
of the handle of the sword.
782
00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:42,653
He was on the right side
of the cup,
783
00:30:42,653 --> 00:30:46,407
and it kicks completely left
and at distance.
784
00:30:46,407 --> 00:30:48,826
As bad of a break
as you can catch.
785
00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:52,663
[ Fanfare ]
786
00:30:52,663 --> 00:30:54,624
Every time he blows that horn,
I think it's lunchtime,
787
00:30:54,624 --> 00:30:55,917
I get hungry.
788
00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:57,794
Charge!
789
00:30:59,962 --> 00:31:01,714
48‐year‐old
sheet metal worker
790
00:31:01,714 --> 00:31:03,716
from Wisconsin.
791
00:31:03,716 --> 00:31:04,884
And he is...
No, let it go.
792
00:31:04,884 --> 00:31:05,885
Wait a minute.
You're done.
793
00:31:05,885 --> 00:31:07,845
Wait a minute. Oh!
794
00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:09,722
I love the effort.
795
00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:11,265
That was fantastic.
796
00:31:11,265 --> 00:31:13,101
He fought the good fight
on that one.
797
00:31:13,101 --> 00:31:14,519
Oh.
Oh, you know what it was?
798
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:15,728
His joust slid off.
799
00:31:15,728 --> 00:31:17,313
And then
he goes headfirst.
800
00:31:17,313 --> 00:31:19,982
He goes in almost
completely vertical.
801
00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:21,651
Yeah, headfirst.
Headfirst.
802
00:31:21,651 --> 00:31:24,320
Oh, Todd.
Todd, Todd, Todd.
803
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,863
Could not be uglier.
804
00:31:25,863 --> 00:31:27,448
And let that be a lesson
to you kids at home.
805
00:31:27,448 --> 00:31:29,700
You're on a mechanical
greased horse.
806
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,119
Go in the water
gracefully.
807
00:31:32,745 --> 00:31:33,830
Pamela:
Alright, let's see it.
808
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:35,331
Todd: You ready?
Yeah.
809
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:41,087
Tessitore: Todd Engel.
Let's see if he can do it.
810
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,966
Oh, too hard.
811
00:31:44,966 --> 00:31:46,509
Oh, his putt went
up and over.
812
00:31:46,509 --> 00:31:48,344
Oh, it's coming off
the dipsy doodle.
813
00:31:48,344 --> 00:31:50,721
Hits the ramp.
Oh, a little feedback.
814
00:31:50,721 --> 00:31:51,681
[ Sighs ]
815
00:31:51,681 --> 00:31:53,516
So Engel lies 3.
816
00:31:53,516 --> 00:31:57,186
Pam Shackleford, from
the other side of the sword.
817
00:31:57,186 --> 00:31:58,771
This might be
a case closed.
818
00:32:00,606 --> 00:32:02,692
Case closed.
819
00:32:02,692 --> 00:32:03,985
It's a lawyer thing.
820
00:32:05,611 --> 00:32:07,071
See what I did?
I see what you did.
821
00:32:07,071 --> 00:32:09,365
See what I did?
822
00:32:09,365 --> 00:32:11,993
This is
a really tough putt.
823
00:32:13,161 --> 00:32:14,620
Not for The Shack.
824
00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,122
The Shack Attack.
825
00:32:18,749 --> 00:32:20,585
For the win.
826
00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:23,087
Oh, gosh!
That was a good roll.
827
00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:24,714
So close.
Pamela: Ohh.
828
00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:26,924
They both lie 3.
829
00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:29,719
This for a 4.
Yeah?
830
00:32:29,719 --> 00:32:30,928
A 4.
831
00:32:36,517 --> 00:32:37,768
And it is
what he will get.
832
00:32:37,768 --> 00:32:39,270
It's a 4.
833
00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:40,563
Pressure is on
Pam Shackleford.
834
00:32:40,563 --> 00:32:42,356
Nice putt.
835
00:32:42,356 --> 00:32:43,816
Pam Shackleford makes it,
we have a putt‐off.
836
00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,318
Pam Shackleford misses,
837
00:32:45,318 --> 00:32:47,695
Todd Engel is in
the final pairing.
838
00:32:47,695 --> 00:32:50,364
He will play
for it all tonight.
839
00:32:50,364 --> 00:32:52,200
The pressure is on.
840
00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:56,162
To force a putt‐off.
841
00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:00,499
[ Gasps ]
842
00:33:00,499 --> 00:33:02,043
She misses!
She knew it early, too.
843
00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:03,669
She knew it right away.
844
00:33:03,669 --> 00:33:05,296
Whoo!
845
00:33:05,296 --> 00:33:07,673
Todd Engel,
he comes up with the win.
846
00:33:07,673 --> 00:33:10,218
He's headed
to the final round.
847
00:33:10,218 --> 00:33:12,094
What are we doing here?
848
00:33:12,094 --> 00:33:13,846
Thank you for that shot.
Thank you for that shot.
849
00:33:13,846 --> 00:33:15,765
I asked Alex,
the director,
850
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:18,643
if he would give me the primo
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot butt shot.
851
00:33:18,643 --> 00:33:20,478
[ Laughs ]
852
00:33:20,478 --> 00:33:22,396
And he delivered.
853
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:28,569
Ehh, ehh, ehh,
ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh.
854
00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:31,447
Joe?
Yes?
855
00:33:31,447 --> 00:33:33,115
Pay attention to me.
Put your phone down.
856
00:33:33,115 --> 00:33:34,659
Look at me.
I'm sorry.
What do you want?
857
00:33:34,659 --> 00:33:35,993
Ah‐la‐la‐la.
Look at me.
858
00:33:35,993 --> 00:33:37,161
Hold on.
Let me look at you.
859
00:33:38,788 --> 00:33:41,290
Thanks, Joe.
860
00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:43,084
Welcome back.
861
00:33:43,084 --> 00:33:46,337
Only one place remains
for the final round.
862
00:33:46,337 --> 00:33:50,424
The pressure's on because
it's time for Hole Number Two.
863
00:33:50,424 --> 00:33:53,803
Players have to put their ball
over a narrow 30‐foot strip
864
00:33:53,803 --> 00:33:55,680
past the outdoor lavatories,
865
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,516
and then you've got to
take the same path yourself.
866
00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:01,060
The catch ‐‐ a lot
of people work on "Holey Moley"
867
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,561
and the stalls are occupied.
868
00:34:02,561 --> 00:34:04,981
So one wrong step,
and you're into the drink.
869
00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:07,358
And if you go in the drink,
it's a stroke penalty.
870
00:34:07,358 --> 00:34:08,818
Aah!
871
00:34:08,818 --> 00:34:10,528
[ Cheering ]
872
00:34:10,528 --> 00:34:14,073
Round 2,
Battle of the Erics.
873
00:34:14,073 --> 00:34:16,242
Eric Pullen,
the CEO of Mini Golf.
874
00:34:16,242 --> 00:34:18,077
He was a winner on
Holey Matrimony
875
00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:19,537
in our first round.
876
00:34:19,537 --> 00:34:21,580
And Eric Schmidt,
our favorite zoo keeper.
877
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:24,458
He won an opening round matchup
on The Fishing Hole.
878
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,002
Here's what I like
about Eric,
879
00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:29,005
is that he's so passionate
about his career
880
00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:31,090
that he decided to dress
as a zoo keeper
881
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,717
here at "Holey Moley."
882
00:34:32,717 --> 00:34:34,385
I got to say, though,
if he's a zoo keeper,
883
00:34:34,385 --> 00:34:36,095
any chance he could take,
uh,
884
00:34:36,095 --> 00:34:37,596
Course Marshal Joe
back with him?
885
00:34:37,596 --> 00:34:39,515
Nailed it. Nailed it.
I'm out. Thank you.
886
00:34:39,515 --> 00:34:41,183
Watch this. I'm out.
887
00:34:42,935 --> 00:34:44,895
Eric Pullen
on Hole Number Two.
888
00:34:44,895 --> 00:34:46,314
His tee shot...
889
00:34:46,314 --> 00:34:48,149
Turned into ice, baby.
890
00:34:54,113 --> 00:34:55,906
Oh! A lot of pepper
in that gumbo.
891
00:34:55,906 --> 00:34:59,160
Putt went into the water,
so he'll be in the drop zone.
892
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,578
Oh!
893
00:35:00,578 --> 00:35:03,456
Pullen, his run here
on Hole Number Two.
894
00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:05,041
Does he have
the wheels?
895
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,500
I think he's gonna get
a good start here.
896
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,294
You can tell he's
in a good track stance.
897
00:35:08,294 --> 00:35:09,920
He's ready to come up
and explode.
898
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,589
[ Horn blares ]
899
00:35:11,589 --> 00:35:13,758
Oh, he's shuffling
he's shuffling, he's shuffling.
900
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,551
Oh!
901
00:35:15,551 --> 00:35:17,803
That was a mild approach.
He was shuffling.
902
00:35:17,803 --> 00:35:20,014
He did not put enough
pepper on the gumbo.
903
00:35:20,014 --> 00:35:22,600
You got to fully stride.
You got to sprint.
904
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,269
It's like somebody said,
"Turn it up to medium."
905
00:35:25,269 --> 00:35:27,104
Oh, and the fly's
giving him some.
906
00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:29,523
Did the fly just do
the double chop to the...
907
00:35:29,523 --> 00:35:32,610
Oh, the groin double chop?
908
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:34,278
Oh, come on.
909
00:35:34,278 --> 00:35:36,197
I don't know that the kids
should be watching the fly.
910
00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:38,074
[ Fly buzzes ]
911
00:35:39,283 --> 00:35:41,994
Eric Schmidt up
with his tee shot.
912
00:35:46,624 --> 00:35:48,626
Schmidt.
913
00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:50,127
Oh, takes a turn back.
914
00:35:50,127 --> 00:35:51,879
Almost went into the water
and takes a turn back.
915
00:35:51,879 --> 00:35:55,633
Schmidt,
very nice tee shot.
916
00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:56,425
Yeah!
917
00:35:58,094 --> 00:36:00,304
Glasses are coming off,
hat's coming off.
918
00:36:00,304 --> 00:36:01,931
You recall when he was
on The Fishing Hole,
919
00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:03,766
he went into the water,
he actually threw the hat,
920
00:36:03,766 --> 00:36:05,267
he was so concerned
with it.
That's right.
921
00:36:05,267 --> 00:36:07,311
Remember, it's a rental.
That's right.
922
00:36:07,311 --> 00:36:09,313
Guy with the nickname
Tasty Fingers.
923
00:36:09,313 --> 00:36:12,441
Right now, he needs that
fleet feet, not Tasty Fingers.
924
00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:13,609
[ Horn blares ]
925
00:36:13,609 --> 00:36:15,403
Slow start.
You've got to go.
926
00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:16,987
Oh.
To the face.
927
00:36:16,987 --> 00:36:19,365
Oh!
Oh.
928
00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:21,367
Joe, here's what I know.
What do you got?
929
00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:24,495
Eric Schmidt went
from Tasty Fingers ‐‐
930
00:36:24,495 --> 00:36:28,708
that's his nickname ‐‐
to officially Stink Fingers.
931
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,460
He's got stink fingers right now
here on Hole Number Two.
932
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:34,046
Hey, by the way, I think
we've done a wonderful job
933
00:36:34,046 --> 00:36:36,257
of not saying "poo‐poo"...
Yes.
934
00:36:36,257 --> 00:36:39,510
..."poopy," "poo"...
Dung.
935
00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:40,636
..."doo‐doo," "dung."
936
00:36:40,636 --> 00:36:42,346
Hot deuce.
937
00:36:42,346 --> 00:36:44,515
Excellent job
at not saying hot deuce.
938
00:36:44,515 --> 00:36:47,226
Can I do a double deuce?
Can I do a double?
939
00:36:48,561 --> 00:36:50,730
Eric Pullen
from the drop zone.
940
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:54,358
He'll be putting for a chance
to be in tonight's final round.
941
00:36:54,358 --> 00:36:57,445
Pressure is on.
Let's see what happens.
942
00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:05,536
High off the ramp,
gets that back ramp.
943
00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,330
This typically ends up
in the corner, and it does.
944
00:37:10,124 --> 00:37:12,168
Come on, Eric.
You can't let Eric beat you.
945
00:37:12,168 --> 00:37:14,211
Here comes Eric
the zoo keeper.
946
00:37:14,211 --> 00:37:16,756
This is for the win,
this putt.
947
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,466
Remember what's
on the line here.
948
00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:21,761
Winner of this hole
goes on to play
949
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,554
for the plaid jacket
and The Golden Putter
950
00:37:23,554 --> 00:37:26,348
and to be one of the champions
who will putt
951
00:37:26,348 --> 00:37:29,018
for the chance for
a quarter million dollars.
952
00:37:29,018 --> 00:37:32,188
Schmidt putting
for the win.
953
00:37:37,276 --> 00:37:38,944
And he gets it.
954
00:37:38,944 --> 00:37:42,948
Eric Schmidt,
23‐year‐old zoo keeper,
955
00:37:42,948 --> 00:37:44,784
will play for
a championship tonight.
956
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,702
Whoo! Yeah!
957
00:37:46,702 --> 00:37:48,621
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
958
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,706
Look at that
winner's portrait.
959
00:37:50,706 --> 00:37:52,249
That's a real snake, Joe.
960
00:37:52,249 --> 00:37:53,918
It's not a real snake.
That's a real snake!
961
00:37:53,918 --> 00:37:55,795
I know a real snake
when I see one.
962
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,963
He's flirting with death.
He's asking for it.
963
00:37:57,963 --> 00:37:59,131
Ugh.
964
00:37:59,131 --> 00:38:00,549
That's a boa constrictor.
965
00:38:03,636 --> 00:38:05,679
Tessitore: Welcome back.
966
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,848
It is time
for the main event.
967
00:38:07,848 --> 00:38:10,476
Who's gonna take home
that "Holey Moley" plaid jacket,
968
00:38:10,476 --> 00:38:12,311
that Golden Putter?
969
00:38:12,311 --> 00:38:16,440
Who will have the chance
at a quarter million dollars?
970
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,275
You paying attention, Rob?
No.
971
00:38:18,275 --> 00:38:21,278
Because it is time
for The Distractor
972
00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:23,155
for the first time
this season,
973
00:38:23,155 --> 00:38:25,908
and it's better than ever.
974
00:38:25,908 --> 00:38:27,868
Now, the putt always looks
simple enough ‐‐
975
00:38:27,868 --> 00:38:29,328
it's just
a straight putt ‐‐
976
00:38:29,328 --> 00:38:31,163
but it's what's from
behind that wall
977
00:38:31,163 --> 00:38:33,123
that comes out
to distract them.
978
00:38:33,123 --> 00:38:35,334
That's what throws
the golfers off their game.
979
00:38:35,334 --> 00:38:37,545
Each of our golfers
is gonna putt
980
00:38:37,545 --> 00:38:39,713
until one of them
makes a hole in one.
981
00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:42,091
What will that distraction
be this time?
982
00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:43,634
We're about to find out.
983
00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:46,011
Whatever it is, Joe,
I can promise you this.
984
00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:48,013
We are about to find out.
985
00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:52,977
[ Cheering ]
986
00:38:52,977 --> 00:38:54,728
All comes down to this.
987
00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:58,065
One of these animal lovers
will be tonight's champion.
988
00:38:58,065 --> 00:39:00,651
It's Todd Engel
against Eric Schmidt.
989
00:39:00,651 --> 00:39:02,027
Come on!
990
00:39:02,027 --> 00:39:03,279
Eric Schmidt
is up first.
991
00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:04,947
Come on.
Earn it!
992
00:39:04,947 --> 00:39:06,490
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
993
00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:07,867
This better be
The Distraction.
994
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,451
Oh, yeah!
995
00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:11,203
Let's see.
996
00:39:11,203 --> 00:39:14,748
Tessitore: Eric will be facing
this Distraction.
997
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,460
Riggle: It looks like
a Chinese New Year!
998
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,588
Oh, isn't that beautiful?
I love Chinese New Year.
999
00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:23,007
It's a real dragon.
That's a real dragon, Joe.
1000
00:39:23,007 --> 00:39:26,343
Wow!
Celebrating
Chinese New Year
1001
00:39:26,343 --> 00:39:27,928
on The Distractor.
1002
00:39:27,928 --> 00:39:30,890
Wow.
There is a lot going on.
1003
00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,516
It's wonderful.
1004
00:39:32,516 --> 00:39:34,184
It's colors and lights,
1005
00:39:34,184 --> 00:39:37,146
and there's people on
stilts and a dragon.
1006
00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:38,731
And there's drums
and there's dancers
1007
00:39:38,731 --> 00:39:40,232
and there's flags!
1008
00:39:40,232 --> 00:39:42,359
Oh, fireworks, Joe!
1009
00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:44,320
Too many sounds
and bright lights for you.
1010
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,071
I know how easily
you're distracted.
1011
00:39:46,071 --> 00:39:48,866
I know.
I've witnessed it for years.
1012
00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:50,075
I can't concentrate.
Well, you have to.
1013
00:39:50,075 --> 00:39:51,535
Eric is up first.
1014
00:39:51,535 --> 00:39:52,953
Of course, Eric
is the zoo keeper.
1015
00:39:52,953 --> 00:39:54,580
He won at The Fishing Hole,
1016
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,332
and then he won
at Hole Number Two.
1017
00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:01,545
Eric Schmidt.
1018
00:40:01,545 --> 00:40:02,922
Oh!
1019
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:04,798
Oh, that was close!
1020
00:40:04,798 --> 00:40:06,967
Final hole of the night.
1021
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:10,095
Two men whittling it down
to one champion.
1022
00:40:10,095 --> 00:40:12,681
Quarter million dollars
on the line,
1023
00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:16,101
but you have to have the focus
to make the putt
1024
00:40:16,101 --> 00:40:19,313
to get to that point.
1025
00:40:19,313 --> 00:40:23,484
Todd Engel,
the 48‐year‐old from Wisconsin
1026
00:40:23,484 --> 00:40:24,777
for the win.
1027
00:40:30,324 --> 00:40:31,951
Oh!
1028
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,370
Oh, it hit the back.
Too much on it.
Oh!
1029
00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:36,163
You know what?
Can I just say,
1030
00:40:36,163 --> 00:40:38,582
with this much
visual entertainment,
1031
00:40:38,582 --> 00:40:40,793
doesn't it seem weird that
it's literally right behind us
1032
00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:42,628
and we're looking this way?
It is strange.
1033
00:40:42,628 --> 00:40:44,296
We should be just
turning this way
1034
00:40:44,296 --> 00:40:46,382
and broadcasting
this way, shouldn't we?
Yeah.
1035
00:40:46,382 --> 00:40:48,550
I can't see a damn thing.
Can you see a damn thing?
1036
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:51,011
I can't see anything.
We're gonna have to go
back to the monitor.
1037
00:40:51,011 --> 00:40:51,845
That's why we're looking
this way.
1038
00:40:51,845 --> 00:40:54,264
At the monitor.
1039
00:40:54,264 --> 00:40:57,309
I think it's the most
distracting Distractor
1040
00:40:57,309 --> 00:40:59,186
we've ever had.
1041
00:40:59,186 --> 00:41:01,563
You think the neighbors
are happy about this one, Joe?
1042
00:41:01,563 --> 00:41:03,774
[ Drums playing ]
1043
00:41:03,774 --> 00:41:05,734
Eric Schmidt.
1044
00:41:05,734 --> 00:41:07,194
Oh!
1045
00:41:07,194 --> 00:41:09,113
Whoa, that was so close
right there.
1046
00:41:09,113 --> 00:41:10,948
Best fortune cookie
you ever got.
1047
00:41:10,948 --> 00:41:13,242
I like the lucky numbers.
Mine was very specific.
1048
00:41:13,242 --> 00:41:14,743
I opened a fortune cookie
one time.
1049
00:41:14,743 --> 00:41:17,246
It said, "Rob Riggle."
1050
00:41:17,246 --> 00:41:20,791
You sure that wasn't just your
name on the takeout order?
1051
00:41:24,294 --> 00:41:26,880
For the win, Todd Engel.
1052
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,257
He is closing in on
1053
00:41:28,257 --> 00:41:30,259
a quarter million dollar
opportunity.
1054
00:41:33,721 --> 00:41:35,222
Todd: Yeah!
1055
00:41:35,222 --> 00:41:37,057
Is it ‐‐ There it is!
1056
00:41:37,057 --> 00:41:39,184
Todd Engel
is a champion tonight.
1057
00:41:39,184 --> 00:41:40,436
Oh!
1058
00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:42,271
Thank you.
Thank you.
1059
00:41:42,271 --> 00:41:44,857
Todd Engel.
He's got the plaid jacket.
1060
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:46,984
Overcoming
the distractions here.
1061
00:41:46,984 --> 00:41:51,030
Whoooooooo!
1062
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,032
Primal cry, isn't it?
Primal cry.
1063
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:56,410
And as is the case
with all of our champions,
1064
00:41:56,410 --> 00:41:59,455
they get the congratulatory
message from Stephen Curry.
1065
00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:01,707
Unbelievable job tonight.
1066
00:42:01,707 --> 00:42:04,960
You've earned the honorary
"Holey Moley" green jacket.
1067
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,547
And no matter what anybody else
says, it looks great on you.
1068
00:42:08,547 --> 00:42:10,716
Keep up the good work,
1069
00:42:10,716 --> 00:42:13,677
and you'll be sinking
that $250,000 putt in no time.
1070
00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:16,263
Yes! Yes!
1071
00:42:16,263 --> 00:42:18,599
What a reward
for Todd Engel.
1072
00:42:18,599 --> 00:42:20,684
He's got The Golden Putter,
he's got the plaid jacket.
1073
00:42:20,684 --> 00:42:22,686
Now it's off to
the season finale
1074
00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:24,605
to play for
a quarter million dollars.
1075
00:42:24,605 --> 00:42:27,941
Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Whooooo!
1076
00:42:27,941 --> 00:42:30,778
We'll see you next time
right here on "Holey Moley."