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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Tessitore: Tonight
on "Holey Moley,"
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it's mini golfer
versus nature,
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as eight new contestants
battle the elements
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in a course designed
after Mother Nature herself.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Earth...
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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...wind...
[ Crowd shouts ]
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...fire...
[ Man grunts ]
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Donut.
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[ Woman screams ]
I wish the donuts were real.
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♪♪
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Tonight,
eight world‐class athletes,
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three rounds
of extreme mini golf,
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and one winner
with a final putt
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that's gonna be worth
a quarter of a million dollars.
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
This is...
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Together:
"Holey Moley 3D."
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In 2D!
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As clouds gather
over tonight's matchup,
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the push
to take "Holey Moley" pro
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looms over the entire sport
of mini golf.
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But there's something
awe‐inspiring
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about the spirit
of the amateur athlete.
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And as our golfers
get ready to do battle,
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we are about to see
the group of athletes
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that Stephen Curry
has put together.
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Wait a minute.
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We have people in costumes
out there,
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and they're not
Sir Goph.
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That's because anybody can win
on "Holey Moley."
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It's that dumb.
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Here's how
it's gonna work.
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Round 1, we have eight golfers.
They're gonna face off.
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The winners will compete
in a sudden‐death Round 2.
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Only the best survive
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to that final round,
the third round.
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And that's where
they're gonna play
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for a spot
in the finale,
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the episode
where one champion
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is gonna make a putt
for a quarter million dollars.
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[ Rustling ]
Do you hear that?
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There's rustling.
Joe, what's going on?
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We're being told that
that is not a sound effect.
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Well, that's terrifying then,
if that's the ca‐‐
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Look at this.
What is this, Joe?!
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That's a dinosaur, Joe!
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This is exactly
like a dream I just had.
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They chased me
all the way down to the beach,
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but then we end up hanging out
and become friends.
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But this is not a beach,
obviously.
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No, I believe this is
Stephen Curry's latest creation,
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Putt‐A‐Saurus.
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So, let's hear from
the mastermind himself.
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[ Dinosaur roars ]
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Let me introduce you
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to the newest
"Holey Moley" family pet,
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Putt‐A‐Saurus.
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When we uncovered
real dinosaur bones
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under our course,
we were blown away.
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So, when museums reached out,
asking if they could
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turn our Putt‐A‐Saurus
into an exhibit,
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we said no thanks.
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We're gonna make him
a mini golf hole instead.
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Golfers start by racing
over the mud pit,
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using those rib bones
as prehistoric stepping stones.
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Whoever makes it across
and touches the dino bone first
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gets the better ball position.
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Then they'll have to putt
through the bony bridge
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to make it to the green,
where they'll finish the hole.
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This is very exciting
because I've been begging
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for a mud pit...
I know.
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...from day one.
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You finally got it.
Yes!
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Whoo!
[ Laughs ]
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Tessitore: Heading up
to the tar pit
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for our first matchup,
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Leo Svete of Sarasota, Florida,
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and Jill Clifton from San Diego.
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Uh‐oh.
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That outfit being worn
by Jill Clifton,
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um...
that's gonna get dirty.
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Am I wrong?
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No, she has come
to the right hole
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to try to challenge
that outfit.
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Hi, my name is Jill Clifton
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from San Diego, California,
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and I'm the owner
of a lip plumping company.
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My motto is plump it,
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pout it, putt it up.
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My friends call me
the Ice Princess
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because I'm always in white.
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I have a white cat,
a white house,
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a white car,
white golf clubs,
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and that golden putter
would be the perfect addition
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to that white golf bag of mine.
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[ Smooch ]
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Hey, I'm Leo Svete
from Sarasota, Florida.
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I've been playing
professional basketball
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on an international level
for the last five years.
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I'm the "Shot God"
'cause I'm known
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for making that final shot,
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just like I'm about to do
here on this course.
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My whole family
own a golf course,
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so golfing is in my blood.
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My uncle is actually
best friends with Arnold Palmer.
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Putting is definitely
my favorite part of golf.
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Love hitting that far shot
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that your opponent
think you can't make.
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The Shot God has entered
the putt green.
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Jill Clifton in all white
for now.
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Her friends call her
the Ice Princess.
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About to be
the mud princess.
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Meanwhile,
Leo Svete is 6'6".
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The second tallest player.
By an inch.
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We had a 6'7" player.
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Here they go.
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[ Cheering continues ]
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And Leo...
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Jill head first!
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Leo wins.
[ Laughs ]
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Jill took a big spill.
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Yes!
[ Laughs ]
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Yessss!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, that's the stuff.
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She is just
covered in mud.
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People pay top dollar
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for this kind of mud treatment
in spas all over the world.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Jill screams ]
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I'm so proud of this hole.
It's a winner.
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I'm gonna stamp it approved.
Stamp it approved.
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Stamped.
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Let's take you
through the replay.
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Jill put forth
a tremendous run here,
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but watch how
she goes into the mud.
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Oof!
Head was straight down.
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Feet were straight up.
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Watch her right foot catch
this last rib.
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Right there.
[ Sighs ]
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Whoa!
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And then she struggled
through the mud
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for life.
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[ Chuckles ]
It's all good.
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Leo: Ooh! Oh, man!
That was crazy.
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Wow.
Jill, I almost had
to pull you out of there.
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You saved me!
Ooh! Did I?
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The hair didn't quite hold up
as well as the lips.
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[ Ding! ]
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Oh, this,
a little lip plumping.
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Huh.
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Would you ever consider?
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What, pumping up my lips?
Yeah.
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You've never had any work done
on the lips, though.
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No, but I do stretch them
every morning.
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You stretch them out.
Yeah.
I put a clothespin on it ‐‐
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You put a clothespin?
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Pbht!
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Plump it, pout it,
putt it up, Leo.
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Leo: Yeah.
That's the motto.
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That's not a pocket.
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[ Laughs ]
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Jill lost
the tar pit race,
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so she has
the longer putt.
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She's going to need
to hit this hard
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to get the ball up
and over the vertebrae
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and onto the green.
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[ Whispering ] Plump it,
pout it, putt it up.
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Oh! Oh!
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Jill's ball slaloms
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through bony bridge.
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Leo: Where's it going?
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Bounces off the bone.
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Jill: Where's it, Leo?
Ooh.
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That's a very bad lie.
Terrible lie!
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Alright.
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The angle she's gonna
have to the hole
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will have
the ridge in play.
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That's tough to beat,
though.
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Leo,
the Shot God of basketball.
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Will he be the Shot God
of mini golf?
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Jill: You got this.
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Good, solid putt.
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You got it. It's across.
It's across.
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Over the ridge,
comes back.
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Oh!
Leo: Wow.
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Absolutely excellent
tee shot.
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That ends up just about
20 inches away.
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[ Cheering ]
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He's an easy putt away
from getting to Round 2 here.
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Oh, yeah.
I think this is a lock.
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Um, unless...
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all these dinosaurs
kill him.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You want it out?
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I want it out.
Alright.
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Tessitore: Now,
what kind of percentage
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would you give Jill Clifton
of making this putt?
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You could put
a professional golfer there,
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and they're going
to struggle.
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Jill: Alright.
Let's bank this.
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Oh!
She's getting creative.
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This is what
mini golf offers
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that big golf doesn't.
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♪♪
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Will the angle work?
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[ Laughs ]
What was that?
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There was no accuracy.
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I liked her instincts,
but it's not good.
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Leo's appreciative
of what Jill put forth there,
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but right now,
he's most appreciative
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that he has an opportunity
to win this hole right here.
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Leo...
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into Round 2!
There it is. There it is.
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Boy, he made quick work of Jill,
didn't he?
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Whoo!
I'm coming for that money!
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Nice job!
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Leo Svete
advances to Round 2.
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He's the winner here
on Putt‐A‐Saurus,
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and he's still in line for that
chance at a quarter mil.
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And now this is one
of the most anticipated
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debut holes here
in Season 3,
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The Parcade.
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Golfers will send
their putt up the face
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of this giant
pinball machine
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and try to make it
into one of the five iconic
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"Holey Moley" holes,
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including Uranus,
Putter Ducky,
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you got Putt Bunyan's
Log Roll there,
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the Tomb of Nefer‐Tee‐Tee,
and Double Dutch Courage.
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Now, depending on which of
those holes the ball goes into,
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it'll have varying success
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as it makes its way
to the green.
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Once the ball's across,
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they have to get themselves
over the flippers
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without falling
into the water.
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If they hit the water,
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it's a stroke penalty.
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I got to say,
real quick, too,
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that little Uranus...
Yes.
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...does not look
anything like Uranus.
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No, it does not.
No, no, no.
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It's well‐groomed.
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Yeah, baby!
Let's go! Come on!
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Here they come, Joe,
our next competitors.
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We have 48‐year‐old David Biggy
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against 23‐year‐old
Ashley Fernandez,
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nicknamed Smalls.
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I'm Ashley Fernandez.
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I am a master's student
at my college,
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and I'm also on the golf team.
262
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Whoo‐hoo!
263
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I've been competing in golf
since I was 12 years old,
264
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and at my college,
I was the shortest on my team,
265
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so everyone called me Smalls.
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Everyone better watch out
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because amazing things do
come in small packages.
268
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I'm David Biggy.
I'm 48 years old.
269
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I'm from Barnegat, New Jersey,
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and everybody knows me
as just Biggy.
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00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,847
Yeah, baby! Ooh!
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I love miniature golf so much.
273
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You put me on a mini golf course
anywhere, any time,
274
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in any weather condition,
and I'm playing.
275
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Being a journalist,
I even get to write
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about miniature golf
in my paper.
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00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,983
See? Check it out.
278
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,611
This is what I do all summer.
279
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I never booked a flight before.
280
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,198
I'd never flown
cross‐country before.
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I even got prescription goggles,
282
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,828
so I'm gonna make sure
Biggy walks out of here
283
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,122
as the "Holey Moley" champion.
284
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[ Cheers and applause ]
285
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,169
David Biggy, there he is,
dressed the part.
286
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,255
He writes a series
in the paper
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00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,006
titled
"Can You Beat Biggy?",
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00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,716
where readers
challenge him
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00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,344
at various mini golf courses
throughout the area.
290
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,846
I thought it was,
can you beat him with a stick?
291
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,681
[ Stammers ]
292
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,559
You got to really power it
on this tee shot
293
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to get it up the face
of this giant pinball machine.
294
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,897
The best possible
outcome results
295
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,441
if the ball goes
into Putter Ducky.
296
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,611
Better than a ball
coming out of Uranus.
297
00:10:53,611 --> 00:11:00,743
♪♪
298
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,662
He hit it right
to Uranus.
299
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,289
Oh, but it kicks out.
It's going down to Bunyan.
300
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,124
It's gonna be...
Putt Bunyan.
301
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,042
What's gonna happen here?
302
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,670
Ohhhhh.
Get in there!
303
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,882
Let's see if the ramp
comes into play.
304
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,966
Not bad.
Not bad.
305
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,968
Not bad at all
for Biggy.
306
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,723
Now Biggy has
to get across the flippers
307
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,183
to avoid
a stroke penalty.
308
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,226
Uh‐oh.
309
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,312
Look at how much
movement there is
310
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,231
to the two flippers here
on The Parcade.
311
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,941
I need my goggles.
312
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,193
What's he trying
to figure out there?
313
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,194
They're in my sweatshirt.
314
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,403
He's asking for...
315
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,780
Right pocket.
His goggles.
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00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,490
Hey, Riggle.
317
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,201
Look at these, baby.
[ Chuckles ]
318
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,952
I'm looking, my friend.
319
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,370
They're not helping
the situation.
320
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,914
Can he even see out
of those goggles?
321
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,415
I think
they're blacked out.
322
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,708
I think he's just gonna
do this in the dark.
323
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,710
He's facing
some fears here.
324
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,046
He had never been on a plane
before he flew out to be here.
325
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,130
Really?
326
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,298
So he just
overcame that.
327
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,926
And now he's got
to face this.
328
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,761
You see that shimmer there
on the flippers?
329
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,180
You can actually
see frost.
330
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,349
Look at the frost.
331
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,768
That is actual condensation
that is froze.
332
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,978
Truly, that is extreme.
333
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,105
It's extreme mini golf,
Joe.
334
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,233
No one's gonna be able
to navigate that.
335
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,575
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
336
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and Round 1 action
continues here on The Parcade.
337
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David Biggy ‐‐
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he's got to make it
across those flippers,
339
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,377
trying to avoid
the stroke penalty.
340
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,797
Water's looking pretty good
right now.
341
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,173
Here he goes.
342
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,594
Oh! God ‐‐
No!
343
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,347
Uh, that was the worst.
He missed everything.
344
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,349
I don't believe
he actually jumped.
345
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,643
Watch this ‐‐ He just goes
straight into the water.
346
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,271
The trajectory of his body
never rises.
347
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,147
It only goes down.
348
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,983
Look at ‐‐
Look where the flippers are.
349
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,444
He couldn't have timed it
any worse.
[ Laughs ]
350
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,239
[ Laughing ]
He kept running.
351
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:05,368
Yeah.
There was like almost
a cartoon effect of mid‐air.
352
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,495
Those goggles
were blacked out.
[ Laughs ] Yes.
353
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,913
He wore those
on the plane,
354
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,957
flying out here
to get through it.
355
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,085
Now, here's Ashley Fernandez.
She's working on her MBA.
356
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,129
Her family set up
a "Holey Moley" style
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00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,922
mini golf course
at their house.
358
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,132
and they've gamble
a little bit on it,
359
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,258
play for a little
bit of cash.
360
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,759
Pay off some
of those student loans,
361
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,844
I would imagine.
362
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:26,848
♪♪
363
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,433
Ashley is away.
364
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,853
She's just off the lip,
off to the left.
365
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,605
It's Putt Bunyan.
Putt Bunyan.
366
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:39,152
And here we go
on the other end.
367
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,528
Biggy: Oh.
That was a good shot.
368
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,780
It's right up
against that ramp.
369
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,658
So her backswing
could be affected here.
370
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,493
She could
do herself a big favor
371
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,079
by getting over
the flippers.
372
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,665
Oh, she's gonna
get a run up.
373
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,167
She's way
too far back.
374
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,421
♪♪
375
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,840
Oh! [ Shouts gibberish ]
[ Ashley screams ]
376
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,842
[ Laughs ]
[ Stammers ]
377
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,968
She stopped!
That's ‐‐
378
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,762
Now that's the worst.
379
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,889
She hit the brakes and nearly
came to a complete stop
380
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,432
before the first flipper.
381
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,225
And then now she's like,
"Oh, it's going back up.
382
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,810
Maybe I should accel,"
but...
383
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,188
Oh, the slip. Oh!
Ugh!
384
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,898
And then the belly flop
385
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,358
and the deriding
"game over."
386
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,402
If that is any indication
of things to come...
387
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,737
Oh, this is gonna
be glorious.
388
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,781
That's a lifer.
389
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,657
From the cold water
390
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,534
to the hot pressure
of this putt.
391
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,037
They both lie 2.
392
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,206
Come on, Ashley.
393
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,541
[ Chuckles ]
Just watch and learn.
394
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,170
♪♪
395
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,755
Riggle: Ooh!
It lips out.
396
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,341
Oh, what a tough break
for Ashley.
397
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,343
Tessitore: And that really
opens the door now.
398
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,929
David Biggy will be
putting for the win here.
399
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,223
Alright.
Easy stroke, dude.
400
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,019
Can Biggy come up big?
401
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,521
He does!
He did it!
402
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,856
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
403
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,485
Hey, check it out, baby!
I'm going on!
404
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,029
David Biggy on
to round number 2.
405
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,656
He's one step closer
406
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,283
to the chance
at a quarter million dollars.
407
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,244
Who knows
our next battle here?
408
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,955
Yeah.
Sheila Kim and Jane Hammer.
409
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,374
Now, how do you know
that kind of stuff?
410
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,626
I did my research.
Yeah, it's my job to be
the organized one.
411
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
Matter of fact, I'll take over
the play‐by‐play right now.
412
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,838
Oh, you want to do
the play‐by‐play?
For this one, yep.
413
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,798
Okay. You do the play‐by‐play,
and I'll be the funny guy.
414
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,675
Okay.
Hey, hey!
415
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,302
Look at me!
I'm Robby Riggle!
416
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,347
What's going on there?
About 20 Santas in red.
417
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,016
Now I'm wondering,
are those real beards, Joe?
418
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,186
I'm not sure that's
how it goes, Rob.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
419
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,313
Let's see if Jeannie Mai
knows more.
420
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,649
Santa loves to relax
with 18 holes,
421
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,609
and this one is his favorite,
422
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,820
Ho Ho Hole.
423
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,280
Golfers tee up off
424
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,657
and down the side
of a steep brick slope.
425
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,742
If they make it
in Santa's special,
426
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,120
they'll end up with the best
ball placement on the green.
427
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,872
If not, their ball could end up
428
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,958
in the nice or the naughty,
429
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,085
which both sounds fun
for different reasons.
430
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,504
Then to get to the green,
they'll need to take a ride
431
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,131
on Santa's sleigh,
432
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,508
which is headed straight
for the North Pole.
433
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,885
[ Man screams ]
434
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,928
If they can't hold on
and fall in,
435
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,264
it's a one‐stroke penalty.
436
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,184
Wow!
What do we have here, Joe?
437
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,977
Well,
it's funny you should ask.
438
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,687
We have Sheila Kim, 38,
439
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,730
from Seattle, Washington,
440
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,732
and Jane Hammer, 41,
441
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,400
from Chandler, Arizona.
442
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,277
You know, Joe,
443
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,197
my grandmother once
had a tablecloth
444
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,365
that looked just like
that mini skirt.
445
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,118
[ Laughs ]
Joe, you're the worst.
446
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,536
I'm Jane.
I'm Sheila.
447
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,038
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
448
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,707
You're going down.
[ Laughs ] Ooh.
449
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,417
♪♪
450
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,420
What's up, "Holey Moley."
This is Sheila Kim.
451
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,590
I'm from Seattle,
and I own a kickboxing gym.
452
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,800
♪♪
453
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,969
My putting skills are amazing
454
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,846
because I have great
hand‐eye coordination.
455
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,097
Whoo‐hoo!
456
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,475
I work out six times a week.
457
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,851
I definitely have an advantage
458
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,937
over my competitors.
459
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,813
I'm gonna come kick your butt.
460
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,607
Hi. I'm Jane Hammer.
461
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,276
I'm 41 years old,
and I'm from Chandler, Arizona,
462
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,446
and I am the Marathon Mom
of mini golf.
463
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,323
Whoo! "Holey Moley,"
I have arrived!
464
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:16,661
I've run 12 full marathons
and countless half marathons,
465
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,996
but motherhood is the toughest
marathon I've ever done.
466
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,581
I'm still in it.
467
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,752
We are a huge
"Holey Moley" family.
468
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,837
[ All scream ]
469
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,756
When my family goes
mini golfing,
470
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,591
everyone else is
playing for second.
471
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,677
They already know
Mom's gonna win.
472
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,886
Whoo! Hammer time!
473
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,638
Bring on that golden putter.
474
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,765
Yeah!
475
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,227
Jane Hammer to get us started
here on Ho Ho Hole.
476
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,399
Jane may have a shot there.
She just missed.
477
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,984
Jane: Oh, come on!
Come on!
Oh, no.
478
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,360
Got to stay away
from that naughty.
479
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,487
Needs to kick,
and it doesn't at all.
480
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,657
[ Chuckling ] No!
481
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,033
There it is.
482
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,369
That's gonna be
a very tough position.
483
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,581
Snowman 45 feet
from the cup.
484
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,418
Okay.
I can't reach the pull.
485
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,628
Do we have a footstool
for such an occasion?
486
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,506
The apple box is
brought out for Jane
487
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,758
so she can reach
up there.
488
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,136
Oh, here she goes.
489
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,013
It's Hammer time!
490
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,140
[ Crowd cheers ]
491
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,517
[ Jane screams ]
Oh! No!
492
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,227
That was a bad plunge!
493
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,313
Look at how uncomfortable
she is.
494
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,981
Well, now let's
take a look.
495
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,691
Look at the strain.
496
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,735
Oh, and she ‐‐ I mean,
she got the legs wrapped.
497
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,861
She ‐‐ Wow!
498
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,280
That is just
a bad fall
499
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,573
from the North Pole.
500
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,783
And right there.
[ Chuckles ]
501
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,328
At this moment, right here,
is when she realized,
502
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,997
"I really don't
want to be here."
503
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,416
Sheila Kim now
has a big opportunity,
504
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,461
if she can avoid
going into that naughty slot.
505
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,882
♪♪
506
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,883
Oh.
507
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,426
Remember her rival Jane
508
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,970
went into that naughty slot
on the right.
509
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,305
Ohh!
Sheila: No!
510
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,723
Oh!
511
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,142
I'm not naughty
all the time.
512
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,354
And there's the ball
for Sheila Kim.
513
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,397
She's actually
further to the outside,
514
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,191
which could
be beneficial.
515
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,318
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
516
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,820
Moment of truth
for Sheila Kim
517
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,948
has arrived right now.
518
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,159
[ Sleigh bells jingle ]
519
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,578
Hold on, Sheila!
520
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,413
Whoa!
Oh!
521
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,998
No, I got ‐‐
Whoa!
522
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,792
What has she done?
523
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,128
They're gonna wind it up
and send her back.
524
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,296
She missed.
525
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,215
Oh, she won't let go!
526
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,384
Oh!
Finally.
527
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,260
Take the plunge, Sheila.
528
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,471
She could've stayed
on there all day.
529
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,391
This is the kind of athlete
that Steph Curry has envisioned
530
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,476
to take "Holey Moley"
to the next level.
531
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,144
That's the thing I love
about "Holey Moley" ‐‐
532
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:50,064
we push our competitors
to the edge.
533
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,149
♪♪
534
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,527
We do this for you.
America.
535
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,452
Tessitore: We're back here
on "Holey Moley,"
536
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,080
where our Round 1
action continues.
537
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,417
While you were away,
kickboxing instructor Sheila Kim
538
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,169
was off to a fighting start
from the naughty corner
539
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,379
of Ho Ho Hole.
540
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,505
Riggle: Oh!
541
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,840
Ahhhh!
542
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,176
And seemed to be
on the front foot...
543
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,803
until the snow put
the brakes on.
544
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,304
Oh!
[ Chuckles ]
545
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,557
Then Marathon Mom
Jane Hammer
546
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,851
ran it home for the win.
547
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,770
Whoo‐hoo!
[ Crowd cheers ]
548
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,733
Jane Hammer is
our third golfer on to Round 2.
549
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,568
Only one spot remains.
550
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,236
Alright.
551
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,197
Now it is time
to debut another new hole
552
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,116
on "Holey Moley."
553
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,534
Joe...
554
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,161
Yeah?
Quick question.
555
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,662
What do you think
of that sign right there?
556
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,581
Something looks off.
557
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,416
Well,
it's spelled wrong.
558
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,543
No, no, no.
That's not what it is.
559
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:55,421
[ Ticking ]
560
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,214
[ Electricity crackles ]
561
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,549
♪ Ahhhhhh ♪
Oh.
562
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,384
Donut Hole!
563
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,845
That's exactly correct.
It's Donut Hole.
564
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:07,057
Golfers begin by putting down
a long curved ramp to the green.
565
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,227
They themselves, though,
have to swing from giant donut
566
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,521
to giant donut...
[ Man screams ]
567
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,024
...without falling
into the box of sprinkles.
568
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,692
If you do,
it's a stroke penalty.
569
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,778
Man: Aaah! Help me!
570
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,237
Aaaah!
571
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,490
[ Crowd cheers ]
Wilson: Yeah!
572
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,116
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
573
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,993
Here comes our last
Round 1 battle.
574
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,495
It's between Wilson Engel,
575
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,038
a student pastor,
576
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,916
and pro golfer Jacob Golliday.
577
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,795
Hi. I'm Jacob Golliday,
born and raised Outer Banks.
578
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,171
Here we go.
579
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,631
So I've been golfing
my whole life.
580
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,591
Mom played in college,
and she made sure
581
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:44,261
I was swinging a club
before I was ever taken a step.
582
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,597
I am a current professional
long driver.
583
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,349
There we go, baby!
584
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,100
I'm actually number 25
in the world.
585
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,519
I'm known as the Nomad of Golf
586
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,646
probably because of
this look I got going.
587
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,857
I've been growing my hair,
I think, about 28 months.
588
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,276
Just got it brushed today for
the first time in four weeks.
589
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,946
Thank you, guys,
in hair and makeup.
590
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,156
Hey, everybody.
I'm Wilson Engel.
591
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,909
I'm 25 years old
from Euless, Texas,
592
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,369
and I'm a student pastor.
593
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,954
♪ Hallelujah! ♪
594
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,248
Even though I'm a pastor,
595
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,750
deep down,
I'm really competitive.
596
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,752
Whoo‐hoo!
597
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,629
I have taken my youth group
miniature golfing,
598
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,297
and they love it.
599
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,340
It's so fun getting
to destroy them
600
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,716
in miniature golf.
601
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,926
Ooh, yeah!
602
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:24,760
If I'm not praying,
603
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,554
I'm putting all the time.
604
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,764
♪♪
605
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,934
There is Wilson Engel.
606
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,561
He's The Pastor Putter.
607
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,521
I like that ‐‐
The Pastor Putter.
608
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:39,567
He says he can do a very
realistic air horn sound.
609
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,776
I can, too.
Nope.
610
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,111
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah!
611
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,112
Fr‐frrrah!
612
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,197
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah!
613
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,825
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah!
You know, these amplify
the sound, right?
614
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,786
Do they?
It's right there,
going right into that mic.
615
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,204
So, that was probably
pretty loud, huh?
616
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,790
That was very loud ‐‐
very, very loud.
617
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,375
I didn't even think
about that.
Thank you.
618
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,168
[ Softly ]
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah.
619
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:03,048
Wilson Engel
putting first.
620
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,468
Here it comes.
621
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,345
‐Pretty solid.
‐Solid roll, dude.
622
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,847
Down the ramp,
623
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,850
onto the slope
where extra sprinkles reside,
624
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,269
and off the white sprinkle
625
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,146
and towards the hole!
626
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,315
Wow!
How about that?
627
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,150
That was a great putt.
628
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,818
[ Crowd cheers ]
629
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,904
Now he has to climb
630
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,364
from swinging donut
to swinging donut
631
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,075
and avoid dropping in
to the colored sprinkles.
632
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,535
Jacob:
See what you got, buddy.
633
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621
[ Laughs ]
634
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,248
♪♪
635
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,458
[ Crowd cheering ]
636
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,792
Oh!
637
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,586
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Wilson.
638
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,420
Wilson: Dang it!
639
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,257
He was up there.
640
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,594
A little Humpty Dumpty
for a moment.
641
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,638
Oh, Wilson.
642
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,848
Jacob Golliday,
643
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,600
Division I college
baseball player,
644
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,435
who turned to golf.
645
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,270
How long's it take
to grow that hair, Joe?
646
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,397
Oh, I would say, uh,
six and a half years.
647
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,107
Yes.
Rob, would you ever?
648
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,485
Well, all I can say
is that the beard I grew
649
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,153
for "Holey Moley"...
650
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,114
That was a very nice beard.
...this year,
651
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,493
that took me about a year,
which, contractually,
652
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,703
I had to shave off.
That's correct.
653
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,873
You waited till the day
I showed up for work?
654
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,584
I was gonna see how far
you took it.
Oh, God.
655
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,002
[ Crowd cheers ]
656
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,672
Jacob Golliday,
his putt.
657
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,509
He's away, Joe.
658
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:31,053
Anything can happen
when it gets on that ramp
659
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,222
with the extra
sprinkles.
660
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,349
He misses
all the sprinkles,
661
00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,394
and it runs
past the cup.
Ooh.
662
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:42,773
Well, you got to make it
through the donuts!
663
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,234
Jacob: Alright.
664
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:49,071
Jacob Golliday.
First donut.
665
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,572
Oh, wait.
What's he doing?
666
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,491
Oh!
667
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,494
He's showboating ‐‐
Man on the moon.
668
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,914
Jacob Golliday now
onto the second donut.
669
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,332
[ Crowd shouts ]
No!
670
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,377
He went down in
a "glaze" of glory.
671
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,712
Glaze of glory?
You see what I did there?
672
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,005
Is that a donut pun?
673
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,298
Yeah.
Pound it.
674
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,217
Give it to me.
675
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,594
"Donut" leave me hanging,
Joe.
676
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,097
You ‐‐ [ Laughs ]
Boom!
677
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:18,142
Let's get back
to the game.
678
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,311
Jacob and Wilson
both lie 2.
679
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,731
Jacob is away.
680
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,400
♪♪
681
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,863
Oh!
682
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,031
Just missed to the left.
683
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,907
Just a bit outside.
684
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,743
Oh, man.
685
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,954
Wilson Engel now putting
for the win.
686
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,546
[ Crowd cheers ]
Oh, he's in.
687
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,922
He puts it right in.
688
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,507
Wow.
689
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:54,136
Wilson Engel,
the student pastor from Texas,
690
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:56,597
defeated
the professional golfer
691
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,390
to advance to Round 2,
692
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,808
and he's one step closer
693
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,894
to a shot at
a quarter million dollars.
694
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,229
And it looks like Jacob
695
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,065
won't be leaving
empty‐handed.
696
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,072
Good evening.
697
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,324
Kevin Negandhi here
with Stephen Curry's news
698
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,951
about his move
to take mini golf pro.
699
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,536
Reporter:
Stephen. Stephen.
700
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,247
You know, my vision...
of turning "Holey Moley"
701
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,084
into the biggest spectator sport
of this century
702
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,461
is just within reach.
703
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,713
We're just missing
a few small things,
704
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:34,802
like a loyal fan base
and the sponsors and the teams.
705
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,304
And people, in general, knowing
that "Holey Moley" is a thing.
706
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:40,682
But, hey, we do have
"Holey Moley" trading cards.
707
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,227
Draymond: You know,
I'd love to finish by saying,
708
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,521
this is a really dumb ‐‐
Thanks, Draymond.
709
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,564
Thanks for coming.
Thank you all for being here.
710
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:50,734
And just remember,
you know, we're going places.
711
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,152
Reporter: Stephen! Stephen!
Reporter #2: Stephen! Stephen!
712
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,029
Right here. Right here.
Right here.
713
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,907
♪♪
714
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,659
[ Crowd cheers ]
715
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,494
Tessitore: Back here
at "Holey Moley."
716
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,412
Thrilled you're with us
as we go to our Round 2
717
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,331
sudden‐death playoffs.
718
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,751
Firing up first
with Dutch Courage En Fuego.
719
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,505
Contestants must
get their ball
720
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,967
and then themselves
through flaming windmills.
721
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,343
Aah!
722
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,886
If you're knocked
into the water,
723
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,972
it's a stroke penalty.
724
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,349
[ Crowd cheers ]
725
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,767
Let's golf.
Come on.
726
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,144
We back, baby.
We back. Let's go.
727
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,355
Tessitore: This is a matchup
between David Biggy,
728
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,148
who came up a winner
on The Parcade,
729
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,818
and 6'6" Leo Svete,
730
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,362
who took top place
on Putt‐A‐Saurus.
731
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:38,782
Riggle: This is truly
David versus Goliath.
732
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,118
David Biggy up first
733
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:45,122
as the fire continues to roar
at Dutch Courage En Fuego.
734
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,917
That's a very nice putt.
735
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,711
Pace is just right.
736
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,589
David: Get in that hole.
Get to that hole. Let's go!
737
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,966
And that'll settle
738
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:58,594
and leave him with
a very manageable putt.
739
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,554
Very nice.
740
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,765
David Biggy must now navigate
the flames and the fury
741
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,893
of these
spinning blades.
742
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,561
Let's go, man.
Scuba Steve.
743
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:09,563
Do I look like an idiot
or what?
744
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:10,898
[ Both laugh ]
745
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,482
Riggle:
He wears the goggles
746
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,817
when there's a threat
of water around.
747
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,778
That's like gaff tape
across his face.
748
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,614
He can't see.
749
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,491
I'm gonna go ahead and say
he's getting wet.
750
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:25,245
Got a bit of a boxer's bounce
going on there.
751
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,830
He's using the elbow
like a cat whisker.
752
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:27,956
The elbow's a mistake.
753
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,999
Aaaah!
754
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,834
Oh!
755
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,754
The face went right
into the side of the structure.
756
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,006
Roll the ugliness.
757
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:38,634
Alright.
Here we go.
758
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:39,968
Oh!
759
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,553
He ragdolled.
760
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,222
[ Crowd cheering ]
761
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,766
He's got that bounce
working again,
762
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,601
getting the blood moving.
763
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,228
♪♪
764
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,648
You got to watch
for the deep vein thrombosis.
765
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:56,485
♪♪
766
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,070
You gotta be careful.
767
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:02,950
♪♪
768
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,077
Oh ‐‐ Oh! Ugh!
769
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,161
Ugh.
770
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,538
Better than the last.
771
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,916
He went in backwards.
772
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,043
Oh.
This is the one.
773
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,461
Look at that freeze
right there.
Ugh.
774
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,546
Oh, that's good.
Look, he's not quite in.
775
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,465
He's not quite on.
776
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:21,301
He's in that wonderful
no man's land.
[ Laughs ]
777
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,053
[ Crowd groans ]
778
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:24,346
Oh.
779
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,931
I'm not sure
if he understands
780
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,474
what we're supposed
to be doing here.
781
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,643
You're not getting judged
for the wipeouts.
782
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,190
Leo Svete.
783
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,276
Looks like a small putter
for a man that big, doesn't it?
784
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,780
♪♪
785
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,115
Too much on it.
786
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,242
[ Crowd cheers, groans ]
787
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:47,119
Much too much on it.
788
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:51,873
Leo:
I'm not getting wet.
789
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,458
Unh‐unh.
790
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,877
6'6" Leo Svete.
791
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,421
That's a lot of frame
to get through
792
00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:00,007
that window
of opportunity.
793
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,508
Oh!
794
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,301
Too tall.
795
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,470
The engine was through.
The caboose wasn't.
796
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,098
Man, Leo looked like
he was through ‐‐
797
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,474
Another inch or two,
798
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,309
and he might have
had enough body
799
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,687
on the other side of the blade
to survive.
Yeah.
800
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:17,649
Now, Leo Svete still has
the other windmill to deal with.
801
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,777
If he can get through,
he will have a stroke advantage
802
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,155
against David Biggy.
803
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,282
Beware the blades.
804
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,534
♪♪
805
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,870
Oh!
See, that's what
you were describing.
806
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,663
If you get enough
of the body through,
807
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,708
even if you do get hit,
perhaps you survive.
808
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,044
He's got about
20 chiro appointments
809
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:37,919
coming up right now.
Oh, absolutely.
810
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,254
Yeah, it's about 20.
811
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,006
Leo lies 2.
812
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:43,967
David Biggy lies 3.
813
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,470
This is where
the rubber meets the road.
814
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,347
Another classic death match,
Joe.
815
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,558
Or is he gonna putt
between the legs?
816
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,269
Is he really gonna
putt that way?
817
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:57,189
A chance
for the final round.
818
00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,484
Will this be
the moment for Leo?
819
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,449
Good ‐‐ Yeah.
It was a good putt considering,
wasn't it?
820
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,076
Not bad at all.
821
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,745
I'll live with that.
Pressure's on, Dave.
822
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:16,208
Both of our competitors
sit 3.
823
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,168
Who will take
a step closer
824
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,796
to a quarter million dollar
opportunity?
825
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,798
Svete versus Biggy!
826
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,382
Biggy versus Svete!
827
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,218
You microphone is
on top of your head.
828
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,387
Nobody can hear you.
829
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,764
I knew that.
830
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,808
I was just
testing you.
831
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,768
And you passed!
832
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,437
[ Heartbeat ]
833
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:45,946
David: Yeah, baby.
He does it.
834
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:46,988
I told you.
835
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,283
[ Crowd cheers ]
836
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,994
Leo: I'm so cold.
I can't focus, man.
837
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,206
If Leo Svete
misses this one,
838
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,918
David Biggy is
in the final round.
839
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,679
[ Crowd cheers ]
Oh, no.
And it just stayed.
840
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,306
David Biggy will play
for The Golden Putter.
841
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,891
Whoo!
842
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,726
Good job, bro.
843
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,687
Yeah.
Biggy's going on, baby.
844
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:22,315
Tessitore: David Biggy,
the 48‐year‐old newspaper writer
845
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,819
from New Jersey,
is gonna be in the final round.
846
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,030
Two times, he was crushed
by the windmill blades,
847
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,241
and now he's playing
for The Golden Putter.
848
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,451
We'll be back after this.
849
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,374
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
850
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,625
This is a big one here.
It's a Round 2 matchup
851
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,627
for the last spot
in the final round.
852
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,005
[ Trumpet plays ]
853
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,090
‐Hey, let's go!
‐Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
854
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,466
Riggle: Hey,
look who's here.
855
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:49,801
Wilson: Here we go,
here we go, here we go.
856
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,221
Jane Hammer
and Wilson Engel.
857
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,056
Whoo‐hoo.
Raise the roof.
858
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:58,226
Raise the roof.
859
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,145
‐Uh, what. Uh‐huh.
‐What, what?
860
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,230
Tessitore: It's a battle
between Jane Hammer,
861
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,232
who won on Ho Ho Hole,
862
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,903
and Pastor Wilson Engel,
victorious on Donut Hole.
863
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,739
It's King Parthur's Court.
864
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,783
First, our golfers have
to tee down the checkered path,
865
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,994
make it over the gap,
onto the green,
866
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,747
and bank their ball
on the side of the sword,
867
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,749
and that will give them
the better ball position.
868
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,335
If you want passage
to the green,
869
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,379
you have to joust
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
870
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,965
You get knocked off,
and it's a stroke penalty.
871
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,384
[ Crowd cheers ]
872
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,637
Wilson Engel will
be first to tee off.
873
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,347
Easy‐peasy.
874
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,140
Easy‐peasy lemon‐squeezy,
you know?
875
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,101
♪♪
876
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,107
Riggle: Here we go.
877
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,275
Tessitore:
Over the ramp.
878
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,361
Oh! Oh!
Up.
879
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,280
And it goes over
to the far right.
880
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,365
Not too bad.
881
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:57,327
[ Trumpet plays ]
882
00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:58,620
Yeah!
883
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,497
That horn was actually
Wilson Engel.
884
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,999
It was Wilson Engel
who says that he can make
885
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,751
a realistic
air horn sound.
886
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,044
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah!
887
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,170
Fr‐frrrah!
888
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,005
Fr‐fr‐fr‐frrrah!
889
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,590
I didn't ask.
890
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,050
Waw‐waw, waw‐waw!
Waw‐waw! Whoop‐whoop ‐‐
891
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,635
Hey!
I think we're ready.
892
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:17,847
[ Crowd cheers ]
893
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:20,892
Wilson Engel versus
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
894
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,269
[ Horse neighs ]
895
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,896
Bring it on!
896
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,192
Well, he takes the blow
right to the chin!
897
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,902
Oh, he goes down hard!
898
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,196
It's hard to balance yourself
on a slick horse.
899
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,657
That deserves a replay
right now!
900
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:38,994
There's the strike
right to the chin.
901
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,287
And then a little
delayed reaction.
902
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,247
He slips for‐‐
Oh, I see what happened.
903
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,748
What happened?
Go for it, Rob. Let's play it.
904
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,250
His joust...
Yes.
905
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,251
...hooks him in the back
906
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,003
and thrusts him forward.
907
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:52,048
Oh, he should've
dropped the lance.
908
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,342
Oh, look at that face.
909
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,094
He feels good about
what he's accomplished,
910
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,679
doesn't he,
Sir Putts‐A‐Lot?
911
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,806
Knocking civilians
into the water.
912
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,309
♪♪
913
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,768
And now Jane Hammer.
914
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,770
It's Hammer time!
915
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,316
The Marathon Mom,
she needs distance and pace
916
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,484
to get up the ramp
and onto the green.
917
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:17,115
Does it have enough?
It takes the bounce.
918
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,242
And she is
on the green.
919
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,578
Ooh.
920
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,288
She's in a pickle.
921
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,540
That's a very hard putt
over the sword,
922
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,542
especially that end
of the sword.
923
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:31,296
[ Trumpet plays ]
924
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,673
Jane calls herself
a shot of whiskey in a teacup.
925
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,592
I like that.
926
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,469
If she is, indeed,
a whiskey shot in a teacup,
927
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,472
she probably shouldn't be
riding a horse.
928
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,349
Now she's got the lance
in the wrong hand.
929
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,268
It's resting between
the horse's ears.
930
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,354
It's not even pointing
at Sir Putts‐A‐Lot.
931
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:50,023
Jane: Unh‐unh.
[ Laughs ]
932
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,359
He takes it right to the chest.
She goes down.
[ Laughs ]
933
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,070
With the lance in her arm,
she goes down.
934
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,614
Now this
is entertainment.
935
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,991
I mean, that's just a
straight‐up joust to the chest.
936
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,951
Ooh!
Right to the sternum.
937
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,579
Have a safe trip.
Oh, that's a good one, Jane.
938
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:07,207
Wow.
Watch how
she enters the water here.
939
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,001
This is a stinger
right there.
Oh.
940
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,213
When you are staring up
at your feet...
Uh‐huh.
941
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:14,798
...when you enter
the cold water,
942
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,549
not good.
Not good.
943
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,009
[ Crowd cheers ]
944
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,844
Whoo‐hoo!
945
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:20,970
Let me get
the pin for you.
946
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,847
Oh, what a gentlemen.
947
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,767
Riggle: Good manners on display
here at "Holey Moley."
948
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,852
Tessitore: Very good manners.
Wilson: Thank you, sir.
949
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,271
I think Wilson's happy
because he sees his position
950
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,232
compared to Jane's.
951
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:36,152
Oh, I have a sword
in the way of my ball.
952
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,405
Wilson: Just
a little sword.
953
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,739
Tessitore: And it's
unlike any ridge
954
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,991
that we typically have
on a "Holey Moley" green,
955
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:44,369
has a very sharp
tip to it.
956
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:48,206
Can take an extreme bounce
and act as a ramp.
957
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,835
41‐year‐old mom of three
from Arizona.
958
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,382
Jane: Come back off there.
Come on, baby.
959
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,717
Comes back.
Riggle: Bank shot
on the comeback.
960
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,301
Almost made it, Joe.
961
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:04,055
The bank ramp helped her out
tremendously.
962
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,433
She can tap in for a 4.
963
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,518
Yeah.
964
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:10,895
Wilson: Very nice.
965
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,689
Very nice.
966
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,859
Wilson Engel will
be putting for the win
967
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,486
and a trip to tonight's
final round.
968
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,281
♪♪
969
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,658
Wilson has a little ace
up his sleeve.
970
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,285
What is it?
971
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,661
God.
972
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,876
Whoo‐hoo!
973
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,878
Answers the call.
974
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:38,214
The Pastor Putter
makes the putt.
975
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:41,885
Wilson Engel will be playing
for a championship tonight.
976
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,636
All the final round action
977
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:46,347
when we come back
to "Holey Moley."
978
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,146
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
979
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,355
and here we are ‐‐
the final round.
980
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,858
Mini golf superfan
David Biggy
981
00:37:56,858 --> 00:38:00,111
up against The Pastor Putter,
Wilson Engel.
982
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363
They're playing for
that prized plaid jacket.
983
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,698
They're going for
The Golden Putter
984
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,159
and the chance to putt
985
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,412
for a quarter million dollars
in the season finale.
986
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:13,208
And what better hole
to decide a championship on
987
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:16,878
the the classic
Hole Number Two.
988
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,463
All in hips.
989
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,673
Jeannie Mai is there to run us
through it. Jeannie?
990
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,176
This may be Hole Number Two,
991
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,720
but it's definitely
my whole number one.
992
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:29,098
Golfers start by teeing off
down a narrow 30‐foot channel.
993
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,975
Then when the light turns green,
994
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,352
they'll try to make it across
995
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,896
before the occupants
finish their business
996
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,565
and those doors
start flying open.
997
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,401
If they happen to get
knocked down into the brown,
998
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,320
it's a one‐stroke penalty.
999
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,822
Ew!
Thanks, Jeannie.
1000
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:48,076
David Biggy will have
1001
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,745
the first tee shot.
1002
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,122
Hello, ball!
1003
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,542
♪♪
1004
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,590
[ Crowd cheers ]
This is a good putt.
1005
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,633
Get over there!
Get over there!
1006
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,301
Off the ramp.
1007
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,636
Come on, baby!
Give me something.
Ohhh.
1008
00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:09,264
It's gonna glide down
and settle in,
1009
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:12,267
and he is in position
there.
1010
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,310
Now, when we have seen
1011
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,479
David Biggy prepare
for obstacles,
1012
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:18,439
he had put on these
welders' goggles,
1013
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,983
and he does it again,
Riggle.
1014
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,526
It's obviously
protective wear,
1015
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,611
but I think it's just
a cool factor, too.
1016
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,072
Guy who's played
75 mini golf courses
1017
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:29,117
all over his home state
of New Jersey,
1018
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,077
but he has never faced
anything like this.
1019
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,412
[ Sighs ]
1020
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:33,997
[ Buzzer blares ]
1021
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:34,998
[ Crowd cheers ]
1022
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,668
Porta potty
to the face!
1023
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,753
Here's Biggy's replay.
1024
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,883
Golfer against
porta potty.
1025
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:48,011
Plopping in
is David Biggy.
1026
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,013
Don't say plop,
please.
1027
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:53,016
Big moment
for Wilson Engel.
1028
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,894
He's come up
with clutch putts
1029
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,397
to punch his ticket
to this final round.
1030
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:06,237
♪♪
1031
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,700
Oh, no!
Oh!
1032
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,827
He'll be putting
from the drop zone.
1033
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,705
And remember,
his chief rival here
1034
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,624
is in perfect position.
1035
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:23,087
♪♪
1036
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,380
[ Buzzer blares ]
Here we go.
1037
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,174
Well, it's a slow start.
1038
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,343
Can he get to the end?
Oh!
1039
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,845
And he goes in hard.
Oh!
1040
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:36,100
♪♪
1041
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,728
Now I see.
When you say plop, now I get it.
1042
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,647
That was a big plop.
1043
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:43,066
♪♪
1044
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,401
David Biggy...
Alright. Yeah!
1045
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,446
...is in a very good spot
to close things out.
1046
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,864
Oh, look at him.
1047
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,407
He's just standing
next to that jacket.
1048
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,076
He wants it so bad.
1049
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:56,579
Wilson Engel is
from the drop zone.
1050
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,872
Just steaming.
1051
00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,749
It's freezing cold.
1052
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,918
♪♪
1053
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,047
Wilson: Alright.
That looks good.
1054
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,466
Round and round
it goes.
1055
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,468
Nice!
Took a funny little hop
coming off the ramp,
1056
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,719
but it is in
good position.
1057
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,807
[ Crowd cheers ]
1058
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,309
Wilson Engel lies 3.
1059
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,269
David Biggy sits 2.
1060
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,562
It's all Biggy, man.
1061
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,064
Wilson: All Biggy.
1062
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,650
A championship
on the line.
1063
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:29,862
A chance to stay the course
for a quarter million dollars.
1064
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,949
♪♪
1065
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:37,954
Yeah, baby!
1066
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,288
Put it in!
There it is!
1067
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:41,708
Put a stamp on it.
1068
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,252
David Biggy will play
for the quarter million dollars
1069
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:46,713
in the season finale.
1070
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:50,383
Golden Putter
in his grasp.
1071
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,093
And one of the most
stately ceremonies
1072
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,554
in all of extreme
mini golf ‐‐
1073
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:57,098
putting on
the plaid jacket.
1074
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,517
Yeah, baby! Whoo!
1075
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:03,521
Now the moment that all
extreme mini golfers dream of.
1076
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,648
Curry: You did it tonight.
1077
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,442
Enjoy that green jacket.
1078
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,943
Wear it out.
Wear it proud.
1079
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,403
Yeah!
1080
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,990
But maybe get it
dry‐cleaned first.
1081
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,950
Powerful words.
Mm.
1082
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,619
This guy's not gonna be able
to sleep tonight.
1083
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,830
David: How's it going,
Rob Riggle, Tessitore?
1084
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,166
Thanks for being here.
Oh, you're welcome, David.
1085
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,542
That was nice of you
to say that.
1086
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,502
But we get paid
to be here.
1087
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:27,712
Thanks for joining us.
1088
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,173
See you next time.