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Good evening.
Kevin Negandhi here.
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It's all hushed anticipation
and questions
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here inside the studio
as Stephen Curry's set to make
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a major announcement today.
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He's brought his NBA teammates
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Kent Bazemore, Damion Lee,
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and finally, Draymond Green,
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who's about to start things up
with opening remarks.
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Well, I'd love to start
by saying
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this is a really
dumb idea, Steph.
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Well, thanks, Draymond.
Um...
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Thank you all
for being here.
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And I've talked to all
my NBA friends and teammates,
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my therapist.
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Today, I am proud
to announce
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I intend to take
"Holey Moley" pro,
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to make it major league.
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[ Camera shutters clicking,
journalists gasp ]
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One of the Big Five.
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Anybody got any questions?
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Reporter:
Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!
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Uh, Damion,
are you guys also
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joining Stephen
on this project?
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No, absolutely not.
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Wait, I thought this was
about the game on Friday
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against Phoenix, bro.
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Reporter: Stephen! Stephen!
Right here!
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That's all.
That's all.
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We got a really exciting time
ahead of us.
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I'm excited to show you all
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the future of Holey Moley
professional golf.
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Reporter #2: Breaking news ‐‐
The sports world rocked
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when Stephen Curry's
huge announcement came out
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that he will now be exclusively
pursuing ‐‐ get this ‐‐
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taking the sport
of mini golfing pro.
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I think this may be
Steph's first air ball.
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You think extreme mini golf
is the next major sport?
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You know, that's just blasphemy!
That's ridiculous, okay?!
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Bold move for the NBA great,
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and you gotta wonder
what his head coach,
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Steve Kerr,
is thinking right now.
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This has been "SportsCenter."
I'm Kevin Negandhi.
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♪
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[ Whimsical music playing ]
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Ohh!
Hey!
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Look who's back!
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My man with the ‐‐
What's, uh...?
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You got a whole
new look going?
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I love the way
your beard looks,
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so I figure, I want to get in
on the action.
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You may want
to check our contracts.
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There's, uh ‐‐
I mean, everybody knows,
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the whole deal with the beard,
I'm ‐‐ I'm the beard guy.
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There's only
one beard allowed.
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[ Sighs ]
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I've been growing it
for a long time.
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It looks good.
It looks good for now.
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Hey, I'll shoot you
for it.
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Whatever, man.
Sure.
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Okay.
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God!
Get rid of the beard.
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Two out of three.
Yeah, sure.
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Ahhhh!
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Come on!
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One time.
You'd think one time!
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♪
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Tessitore:
It's a brand‐new season,
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as we return to the birthplace
of extreme mini golf,
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playground for some of the
greatest athletes in the world.
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‐Whoo!
‐Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
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[ Players cheering ]
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A brilliant
architectural marvel,
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elevated to one of
the most challenging courses
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ever conceived.
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♪
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It's a good one.
Real good one.
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Tessitore: Maybe, maybe, maybe!
Riggle: Ohhh!
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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He did it!
He did it!
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Let's go!
No way!
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Ahh!
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[ Grunts ]
Ohh!
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[ Grunts ]
Tessitore: To many golfers...
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Takes it hard!
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...this course can be ruthless.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Oh!
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It can leave them speechless.
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[ Grunts ]
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Riggle: And,
on the rare occasion...
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[ Screams ]
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...toothless.
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Tessitore:
Oh, no, no, no!
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Good evening, everybody.
I'm Joe Tessitore.
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And I'm Rob Riggle.
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This is...
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Together:
"Holey Moley 3D."
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-In 2
-D!
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♪
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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It's another stunning
evening here
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as we gear up for television's
most exciting night.
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Here's how it works ‐‐
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Round 1, 8 golfers
who are gonna face off.
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The winners
are gonna compete
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at sudden‐death Round 2.
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That's where
only the very best
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will survive
into the final round,
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where you go
for the Golden Putter,
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the coveted
Holey Moley plaid jacket,
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and, most importantly,
a spot in the season finale,
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where one of our champions
will make
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a putt worth
a quarter‐million dollars.
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Ooh! Whoo!
Here they come, Joe!
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♪
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Ah, an exciting night
ahead,
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as our first competitors
of Season 3
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make their way
to the tee.
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This is it!
This is it!
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Let's take a look at
who is squaring off first.
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It's Ty Stafford
and Krista Marcheschi.
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What's your strategy?
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To beat you.
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Ha! Ha!
Oh, I like this Krista.
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♪
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Hey, everyone.
I'm Krista Marcheschi
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from San Diego, California,
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and I'm the Unicorn
of Mini Golf.
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[ Unicorn whinnies ]
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I was born a human,
and I kind of grew into myself,
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my colors, my magic,
and the rest is history.
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♪
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My strategy in Holey Moley
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is to use my skills
of distraction.
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I leave a trail of sparkle
and magic everywhere I go,
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and Holey Moley's not
gonna know what hit them.
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Hey, I'm Ty Stafford,
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I'm 32 years old, and I may be
the tallest contestant
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to ever do Holey Moley.
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[ Echoing ] I mean, I'm 6'7".
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♪
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If I win, I would love
to buy a house with my wife.
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Number one, right there!
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To be able to have a home
where I don't have to
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knock myself out to go outside
would be incredible.
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Remember this face.
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Ty Stafford is taking it
all the way to the end.
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You'll see me there.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Tessitore: Hey, we have some
amazing new holes this season,
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and first up,
it's the Agony of Defeat.
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Here's how it works ‐‐
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Golfers have to take that trip
down the ski slope
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and attempt to launch themselves
as far as they can.
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Whoever jumps the furthest will
get the better ball position.
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[ Alpenhorns playing ]
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What in the Sam Hill
is this?
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Well, those are
alpenhorns.
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This is one of
the great traditions
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of European mini golf
in the Alps.
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[ Alpenhorns continue ]
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What's protocol?
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I think it's two hands
over your heart.
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♪ Forever,
mini golf will be ♪
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Krista: Good luck!
[ Laughs ]
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Alright, here is Ty Stafford
from Des Moines, Iowa,
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on Agony of Defeat.
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Holy crap.
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I'm impressed they made
wet suits for a 6'7" man.
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[ Laughs ]
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Bye, Ty.
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Down the hill he goes.
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Launches forward.
Ohh!
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That was a good launch.
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Here's the replay.
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Oh, I love
the Superman style.
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Alright, measure it
on the telestrator.
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I'm about to.
Everybody stand by.
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I'm about to get weird
on this thing.
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27 feet.
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No, I can't give him 27.
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Absolutely 27!
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Butt is at 25,
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waist is at 26,
hand is 27.
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27, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna hit your 27.
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I mean, this is
a giant leap forward.
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Yeah, it's huge.
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That really gives you
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a great example
of Holey Moley going pro.
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Absolutely.
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Whoo!
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So, here we go
with Krista Marcheschi.
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You're about
to be freezing!
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Not as cold
as your heart!
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She has to beat
27 feet.
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I'm ready for this.
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Just before she came to play
Agony of Defeat,
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she said she recently had
her braces removed.
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Teeth or leg?
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, my God.
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Ahh!
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Oh!
Oh!
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[ Both laugh ]
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What was that?
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She was trying to launch,
and then her feet...
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Ahh!
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It was all mistimed.
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What do you got, 17?
I got 17 feet.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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After launching himself
27 feet,
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Ty Stafford
will be putting first,
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and he has
the better ball position.
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He's absolutely obsessed
with mini golf,
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and, uniquely, we said,
"What do you love in life?"
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and Ty said,
"I love wearing a Speedo."
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I wear
a European cut.
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Actually, I do have
some pictures on my phone,
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if you want to see.
No, we're plenty good.
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I don't mind.
I love sharing.
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We're good.
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AirDrop off,
everybody.
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Okay, here's Ty Stafford
with his tee shot.
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Ty: Ooh.
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It's how he goes about it.
Ohh!
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Off the ramp.
This is a good one.
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It takes a return.
It's gonna be a nice line.
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And it runs off to
the left end pass.
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What a putt.
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Krista: Alright.
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Krista Marcheschi now
will be putting further away
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and has to deal
with two ramps.
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It says here she believes
she was born a human
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and then evolved into
a unicorn.
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That's ‐‐ I'm just
gonna say it,
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and I speak for, I hope,
some of America ‐‐
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That's weird.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪
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Ooh!
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Oh, she skies it over
that first ramp,
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and it goes
out of bounds.
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So she's gonna be
in the drop zone.
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And that's really
the difficulty
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of that further
tee shot position.
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Marcheschi,
can she redeem herself here?
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This for a 2.
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Up. Over.
This could be good.
Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
That's a really good ride,
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from where she was over there
in the drop zone.
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So she lies 2.
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Ty Stafford will be putting
for the win here
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on Agony of Defeat.
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Ty's got a chance
to slam the door shut here.
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Let's just take care of it
right now.
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I mean, yeah. If you
want to go home this
quick, let's do it.
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00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,961
Tessitore: Krista talking
just a little, wee bit of smack.
259
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,880
You gotta plant
the seed of doubt.
260
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:55,970
♪
261
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,180
He puts it
dead center.
262
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,473
Yeah, baby!
263
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,475
That's what
I'm talkin' about!
264
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,769
Whoo!
Krista: Oh, man.
265
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,730
Tessitore: And with that,
the season has begun.
266
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,607
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
267
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,568
Ty Stafford securing
the first spot in Round 2.
268
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,780
Jeannie Mai is
with Ty right now.
269
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,200
So, you are our tallest
Holey Moley competitor ever.
270
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,327
That's what I'm told ‐‐
the tallest so far!
271
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,787
Do you think
it's an advantage?
272
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,163
It's absolutely
an advantage.
273
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,873
We saw the distance
you can get
274
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,958
when you have
that height.
275
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,459
Yes!
276
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,753
And air smells fresher up there,
doesn't it?
277
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,797
It's crisp,
and it's cold.
278
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:31,965
[ Both laugh ]
279
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,175
Tessitore:
Thanks, Jeannie.
280
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,970
Let's head over to our next
brand‐new hole this season.
281
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,139
It's Corn Hole.
282
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,723
♪
283
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,308
Golfers start by teeing off.
284
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,602
You putt down
a 30‐foot pathway,
285
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,981
and you're hoping to bank
your ball up to the corn hole.
286
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,774
They then have to
get across to the green
287
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,945
by making a mad dash past
a massive ear of corn.
288
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,197
But beware,
those giant kernels
289
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,325
will pop
after just three seconds.
290
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,785
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
291
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,912
If you get popped
off the course,
292
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,789
it's a penalty stroke.
293
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,417
[ Crowd cheering ]
294
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,252
Tessitore: Fascinating
matchup in front of us
295
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,046
with Jose Alvarez
and Jordyn Ross.
296
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,548
Yeah!
This is it!
297
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,175
I'm excited, Joe.
298
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,177
I'm not gonna even try
to hide my excitement.
299
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,095
♪
300
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,805
Hi, my name is Jose Alvarez,
301
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,265
I'm 51 years old,
302
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,767
and I'm known as
the Groundskeeper
303
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,478
of Mini Golf.
304
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,441
At age 18, I got my first job
at a golf course.
305
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,651
Been there 30 years.
306
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,695
I developed this love
for the game
307
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,656
that I decided
to build in my backyard
308
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,783
an actual
miniature golf course.
309
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,287
When I win the $250,000,
310
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,332
I want to donate a big portion
to a children's hospital,
311
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,417
and I'll be adding
some more holes
312
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,628
to my miniature golf course
in my backyard.
313
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,840
♪
314
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,925
Hey, I'm Jordyn Ross,
315
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,843
A.K.A. J‐Ross the Boss,
316
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,304
and I'm an entrepreneur.
317
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:05,266
Being my own boss allows me
to play golf whenever I want.
318
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,644
I think my putting skills
are pretty good.
319
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,688
I hope that takes me
to the end of this game.
320
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,775
I'mma putt like a boss.
321
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,985
Riggle: Hey, Joe, I think
I just found my microwave.
322
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,028
It's been missing
out of my trailer
323
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,571
for the last 30 minutes.
324
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,323
Tessitore: Well, I think
the crew members did that
325
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,116
for this hole.
326
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,118
All they had to do
was ask, Joe.
327
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,455
J‐Ross the Boss,
she'll be up first.
328
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,833
She says it's all about
form and precision.
329
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,711
♪
330
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,713
[ Crowd "Aw"s ]
Oh, terrible!
331
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,548
Just terrible!
332
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,677
It rides off
into the popcorn pit,
333
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,680
so Jordyn Ross will be putting
from the drop zone.
334
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:48,393
But right now, she has
to survive this run.
335
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,353
Watch the light on top
of the microwave.
336
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,771
When it turns green,
337
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439
she has about
three seconds
338
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:57,527
to sprint her way to safety
before the kernels pop.
339
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,695
Say goodbye
to that smile.
340
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,781
[ Microwave dings ]
341
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,866
[ Crowd shouting indistinctly ]
342
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,326
The light's green!
The light's green!
343
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,452
The light's green,
Jordyn!
344
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,912
[ Shouting continues ]
345
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,956
Is she colorblind?
346
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,417
I ‐‐ It could be,
or she's just nervous.
347
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,335
I know it's green.
348
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,421
♪
349
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,506
Is she backing out?
350
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,550
I‐I can't do it first.
351
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,094
Is Corn Hole
this intimidating...
It is.
352
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,804
...that a competitor
is gonna say,
353
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,099
"I would rather lose
than go through this"?
Yeah.
354
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,018
Producer:
Hey, what's going on?
355
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,896
Well, we will see
if Jordyn Ross runs Corn Hole
356
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,231
when we come back.
357
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,151
♪
358
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,489
♪
359
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,033
Tessitore: Hey,
we're back here at Corn Hole,
360
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,869
where Jordyn Ross
has gotten cold feet.
361
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,163
I‐I can't do it first.
That's all I have to say.
362
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,789
Like, I mentally
can't go first.
363
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,250
I think she's gonna take
the stroke penalty.
364
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,418
[ Microwave dings ]
365
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,378
And there's
the green light.
366
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,006
And that's exactly
what she does.
[ Screams, laughs ]
367
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,258
Now,
if you're Jose Alvarez,
368
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,093
you know you're in
prime position already.
369
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,428
Alright, Holey Moley.
370
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,888
Let's see
what you got for me.
371
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,222
Let's see what you are!
372
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,724
I want to see it.
373
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,309
Come on!
Bring it on!
374
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,061
Riggle: Joe, look right
behind Alvarez.
375
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,103
Who's that
handsome devil?
376
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,064
What, that giant
fathead there?
377
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,273
I can't tell.
It's not a fathead.
378
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,108
It's just a poster.
379
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,027
Those eyes are hypnotic.
380
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,863
Wherever I go, those eyes
follow me, Joe.
381
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,531
That should be on
The Distractor, huh?
382
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,116
Just that
giant fathead?
383
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,993
Just ‐‐ It's not a fathead.
Quit saying...
384
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,703
I‐I don't ‐‐ I...
385
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,246
That's not
a fat‐‐ fathead.
386
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,499
Jose Alvarez.
387
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,167
Nice roll.
Very nice roll.
388
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,668
Let's see
if it takes the kick.
389
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,879
It does.
That's a beautiful putt...
390
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,090
Ohh!
...from Alvarez.
391
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,508
Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about!
392
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:47,261
He is gonna be one to watch
with putting like that.
393
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,639
Let's see if he can
face the corn.
394
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,850
51‐year‐old,
lifelong soccer player.
395
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,520
♪
396
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,147
Jose...
397
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,273
Come on. Come on.
[ Microwave dings ]
398
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,150
Jose!
399
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,985
There's the kernels!
He made it!
Oh, he made it!
400
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,404
He made it!
Ahh! Yeah!
401
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,782
He dove at the last second!
Yeah! Go!
402
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,534
Oh, what
a tremendous effort!
403
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,285
That's all you got?
404
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,412
No way, Jose!
405
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,956
Here's a replay, Joe.
406
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,207
The key moment
of this whole run
407
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,625
happens at
the end of the run.
408
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,460
Oh, it's spectacular.
409
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,878
Those pants
are electric.
410
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,171
I think that
might have helped him.
411
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,507
Watch this kernel
at the end.
412
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,843
Ooh, and look how he turned into
it and took the blow.
413
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,469
Whoo!
414
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,430
Avoids the stroke penalty.
415
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:36,602
So now Jose Alvarez will be
putting for the win.
416
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,896
Grew up in Mexico
until he was 11 years old,
417
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,482
came here to the States,
418
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,734
and now this to make it
to the second round
419
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,153
and draw a step closer
420
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,738
to the quarter‐million‐dollar
opportunity.
421
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,700
Yes!
422
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,536
[ Crowd cheering ]
423
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,621
Thank you, thank you,
thank you!
424
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,250
Jose Alvarez,
who dominated the obstacle,
425
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,838
is off to round number 2
here on "Holey Moley."
426
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,799
Well, let's get you
to another new hole.
427
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,260
It's Ho Ho Hole.
428
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,429
Oh, it's snowing, Joe!
What a night.
429
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,847
I'm feeling
the Christmas spirit, Rob.
430
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,849
Aw, me too.
431
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,184
I forgive you.
432
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,394
[ Tchaikovsky's "Trepak"
playing ]
433
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,688
Okay,
here's how it works ‐‐
434
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,900
Our golfers start by putting up
this steep brick slope
435
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,903
and trying to make it
into Santa's Special.
436
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,907
That's how you get the best
position across onto the green.
437
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,366
But to meet their ball,
438
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,119
they have to grab ahold
of Santa's sleigh
439
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,497
and zip‐line straight into
the North Pole.
440
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,500
If you fall off and go into
the frozen waters below,
441
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,837
it's a stroke penalty.
442
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,797
There's something about
this hole ‐‐
443
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,050
that Plinko‐style tee shot
444
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,135
and then holding onto a zip‐line
and going into a pole ‐‐
445
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,555
that seems so familiar.
446
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:58,184
Polcano.
447
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,061
♪
448
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,772
Completely different
concept.
Stretch?
449
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,565
Guys? Anybody?
Yeah, see? Everybody's ‐‐
450
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,067
No one knows what
you're talking about, Joe.
451
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,318
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Totally different.
452
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,071
Brand‐new hole.
Season 3, "Holey Moley."
453
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,657
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ikaika: Let's go!
454
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,909
Let's go!
455
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,577
Ikaika Hall going up against
456
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,955
Elizabeth Johnson.
457
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,957
Santa,
for Christmas,
458
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,291
I would like
the Golden Putter,
459
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,920
the green jacket,
$250,000,
460
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,463
and health and happiness
for all.
461
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,674
Whoo!
462
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,092
Ho, ho, ho!
463
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,677
I'm Ikaika Hall,
464
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,471
39 years old,
from Honolulu, Hawaii.
465
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,722
Yeah!
466
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,266
I'm the King of Christmas.
467
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,767
My wife is
the Queen of Christmas.
468
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,143
We love Christmas so much
469
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,853
that we put
our Christmas tree up
470
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,941
100 days before Christmas.
471
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,276
Whoo!
472
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,486
Merry Christmas,
Holey Moley!
473
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,779
Whoo!
474
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,324
♪ Silent night ♪
475
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,701
My name is Elizabeth Johnson,
476
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,327
I'm 22 years old,
477
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,162
and I am known
as the Scream Queen.
478
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,247
[ Record scratch ]
479
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,416
[ Woman screams ]
480
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,418
I love everything
that horrifies you,
481
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,170
terrifies you,
and keeps you up at night.
482
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,507
But, ironically, I work
in Christmas decorations.
483
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,426
Whoo! Christmas!
484
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,636
I have a killer shot
from my putting.
485
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,388
It's terrifying.
486
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,223
Whoo!
Oh, yeah!
487
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,602
So Holey Moley,
it doesn't scare me at all.
488
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,061
Whoo!
489
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,480
Tessitore: As you
can see right away,
490
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,942
nobody enjoys Christmas
more than Ikaika.
491
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,444
Whoo!
492
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,863
Remember, he's trying to get
that center chimney.
493
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,573
That'll give you a chance
at a hole in one.
494
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,326
It is up.
495
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,785
Oh, he may have gotten it!
Riggle: Oh, wow!
496
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,870
He may have a shot!
497
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,331
Yes! Let's go!
Let's go!
498
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,499
He could get
a hole in one here.
499
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,544
Let's go!
500
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,421
Let's see where
it comes out.
501
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,592
Oh, just past the hole!
502
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,510
Agh!
503
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,639
But he's gonna have a very nice
look at it from there.
504
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:04,477
Ikaika Hall trying
to get his way to Round 2
505
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,397
and stay the course for
a quarter‐million‐dollar putt.
506
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,692
He is grabbing onto
the bottom of Santa's sleigh.
507
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,277
He must hold on.
508
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,946
This could be
very, very painful.
509
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,615
This brings me
a lot of joy.
510
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,868
♪
511
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,916
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
512
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,211
Ikaika has gotta grab
the bottom of Santa's sleigh
513
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,881
and zip‐line over
to the North Pole.
514
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,634
If he goes into
the freezing‐cold water,
515
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,636
it's a stroke penalty.
516
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,929
[ Festive music plays ]
517
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,640
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
518
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,725
Whoa!
519
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,019
Ooh!
Ohh!
520
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,479
Oh, but...
521
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,690
How cold is that?
522
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,067
In the frigid water!
523
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,402
Let's follow his path.
524
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655
Whoop!
525
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,989
Whoo.
526
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,282
Whoop!
527
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,326
Whoo.
528
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,703
I think this pole
might have originally
529
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,620
been called
The Nutcracker.
530
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,871
[ Chuckles ]
531
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,289
Oh, it's too cold
out here.
532
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,499
Oh, baby.
Okay.
533
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,501
Elizabeth Johnson now.
534
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,628
Elizabeth is from
Sarasota, Florida.
535
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,630
And, you know,
this is a coincidence ‐‐
536
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,091
She is actually
a Christmas decorator
537
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,135
at amusement parks.
No!
538
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,846
And here she is on
Ho Ho Hole.
539
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,055
What are the odds?
540
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,640
Well, we have
a casting department.
541
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,267
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
542
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,893
Go out and hand‐pick
who they want.
543
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,936
That's right.
544
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,940
Can she get
into that center chimney?
545
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,483
No, it's off
to the side.
Oh!
546
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,861
Will it be
Naughty or Nice?
Oh!
547
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,863
It is Nice.
548
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,114
Come on, baby.
Come on.
549
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,533
So where will
this ball come out?
550
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,243
It's over there
near the presents
551
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,703
under the Christmas tree.
Oh.
552
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,581
It's gonna be short
of that ridge, Rob.
553
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,333
Okay. Okay.
554
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,669
Joe, best part of the night.
Here we go.
555
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,005
♪
556
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,175
Elizabeth looks focused
to hang on.
557
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,801
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
558
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,927
No, no, no, no!
559
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,262
Whoa!
560
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,389
Ohh!
Ohh!
561
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,893
She flipped early.
She's in shock.
562
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,061
I mean,
she was bent backwards
563
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,606
from the highest point
on the pole.
564
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,567
Not good.
565
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,195
That water is
"snow" joke.
566
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,906
Huh?
Come on, give it to me.
567
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:22,948
Pound it.
[ Sighs ]
568
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,409
Pound it, Joe.
569
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,621
Yeah.
[ Imitates explosion ]
I don't feel like
I want to encourage...
570
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,539
I feel like that
just encourages you
571
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,958
to go even further
with the bad puns.
572
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,961
That's why you're the best
in "snow" business.
573
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,964
Pound it!
574
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,008
[ Echoing ]
Pound it!
575
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,386
Elizabeth Johnson
has that ridge.
576
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,097
She also has a bit of an angle
to the cup,
577
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,726
as they have made it to
the Christmas family room
578
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,561
here on Ho Ho Hole.
579
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,730
All that work on the hair
and the makeup,
580
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,649
that's all gone.
581
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,820
♪
582
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,862
[ Crowd cheering ]
583
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,863
No way!
Oh, my God!
584
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,699
Yes! Whoo!
Yeah!
585
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,619
Elizabeth Johnson
just sunk that!
586
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,204
What the heck?
587
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,789
That's as good of a putt
as you're gonna see
588
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,290
right here on Ho Ho Hole!
589
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,835
That was amazing.
590
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,546
It's a Christmas miracle!
591
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,965
Now here's Ikaika Hall.
592
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,426
He has to make this putt
to force a putt‐off.
593
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,554
[ "Jingle Bells" plays ]
594
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,765
All I want for Christmas
is to sink this putt.
595
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,017
Come on, Santa.
596
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,563
♪
597
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,605
No.
No.
598
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,607
[ Crowd groans ]
599
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,277
Whoo‐hoo!
Yes!
600
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,655
Whoo! I am nice!
Yes, I am!
601
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:48,033
Elizabeth Johnson
is on to round number 2,
602
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,452
and with
just one spot remaining,
603
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,787
let's go to Jeannie Mai,
604
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,622
who's at
our final Round 1 hole.
605
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,457
[ Surf rock music playing ]
606
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,042
Mai: Thanks, Joe.
607
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,420
I hope these golfers are
ready to shred some gnar
608
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,213
here on Turfing USA.
609
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,091
Golfers will putt across
a big, blue wave
610
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,176
before surfing over
to the green.
611
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,053
Now, if their butt ends up
in the water,
612
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,722
they'll lose a stroke.
613
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,683
Careful ‐‐ You don't want
to hang ten on this hole.
614
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,684
Thanks, Jeannie.
615
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,477
[ Crowd cheering ]
616
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,605
Interesting matchup
here on Turfing USA.
617
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,398
Yes! Whoo!
618
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,526
Taylor Fowler,
lifelong soccer player,
619
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,153
against Tracy Young.
620
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,863
She's an active surfer.
621
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,909
♪
622
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,660
Am I doing it right?
623
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,078
[ Laughs ]
624
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,580
♪
625
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,290
My name is Tracy Young.
626
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,000
I am from
San Clemente, California,
627
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,294
and I am the Twerking Queen.
628
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,880
♪ Hey, hey ♪
629
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,131
Nobody taught me how to twerk.
630
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,426
I am just a natural twerker.
631
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,346
The perfect date for me would be
632
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,015
golfing, then surfing,
633
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:57,061
then twerking.
634
00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:01,231
My competition is probably
gonna think I'm crazy...
635
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,858
but they're gonna have
to deal with it,
636
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,818
because they will lose.
637
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:09,198
♪ Drop it ♪
638
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,158
Hey, everybody.
I'm Taylor Fowler,
639
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,786
I am 32 years old,
and I'm the Soccer Bae.
640
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,829
It's my everyday life.
641
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,248
I play soccer
three to four times a week.
642
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,042
I think I'm excellent
at mini golf
643
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,835
because I've
had to play soccer,
644
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,129
and it's all about
that touch, that feel.
645
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,172
You gotta touch it
just right.
646
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132
Whoo‐hoo!
647
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,386
This is Soccer Bae all day,
and I came here to slay.
648
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,514
♪ Hey ♪
So y'all better watch out.
649
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:37,726
Tessitore: Taylor Fowler is
up first here on Turfing USA.
650
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,645
You can do it!
651
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,439
♪
652
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,066
[ Crowd groans ]
Oh!
653
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,777
And she just muscled that thing
out of bounds,
654
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,028
so she'll be
from the drop zone.
655
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,363
Riggle:
That looked like
656
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,949
it almost hit
Course Marshal Colin,
657
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,243
which would've been
a great delight for us.
658
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,411
[ Laughs ]
659
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,246
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.
660
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,540
Now Taylor Fowler is gonna have
to get on that surfboard...
661
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,874
Oh‐ho‐ho!
662
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,751
...and make it
across the water.
663
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,461
[ Crowd cheering ]
664
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,464
Can she stay dry
and make it to the green?
665
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,842
If not,
it's a stroke penalty.
666
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,969
♪
667
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,178
Whoa! Oh!
668
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,513
Oh!
[ Crowd groans ]
669
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,016
Oh, she was tiptoeing
her way to the back.
670
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,060
She ran out of board.
671
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,480
Tracy Young ‐‐ Remember,
she is an experienced surfer.
672
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,441
Always plays a lot of mini golf
with her dad.
673
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,860
They have a dad‐daughter
mini golf date
674
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,486
every single week.
675
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,239
It also says she's
very single with a cat.
676
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,742
Tracy: Yes!
677
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,828
Up. Over.
This could be good.
Oh! Oh!
678
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,830
And it's in the sand,
679
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,749
but it's not that far
from the cup.
680
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,042
Yeah, baby!
681
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,836
Oh!
682
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,464
Wait.
Is she twerking?
683
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,506
What is that?
684
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,632
Did she just...
685
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,217
Was that
a celebratory twerk?
686
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,635
That was ‐‐ It looked like
a celebratory twerk.
687
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,304
Yes!
688
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,513
Or she was coughing up
a hair ball.
689
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,306
[ Chuckles ]
690
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,518
I've got faith in
what Tracy can do here
691
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,771
because she's
an experienced surfer.
692
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,147
[ Inhales deeply ]
693
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,983
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
694
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,068
Can she keep her balance?
She does!
Oh!
695
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,569
Here come
the water cannon.
696
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,945
What?
There's
the water cannon.
697
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,739
Can she keep her balance?
Oh!
698
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,199
This is
the experienced surfer.
What?!
699
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,201
She does it!
Riggle, I told you.
700
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,952
Did I do it?
Tracy Young did it.
701
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,996
I did it!
Yay!
702
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,998
♪
703
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,459
Wow!
Oh, the twerk!
Tracy!
704
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,169
I don't even know
that it is twerking.
705
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,337
Yeah, it's not.
It's ‐‐ It's...
706
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,880
It's like she's
picking something up
707
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,256
and she hurt her back.
It's...
708
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,092
It's a spasm
of some sort.
709
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,136
I'm so happy!
710
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:39,848
Now Taylor Fowler
will be putting for a 3
711
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,475
from the drop zone.
712
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:45,354
♪
713
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,648
She's way off the mark.
[ Crowd groans ]
714
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:48,899
Though she got a good bounce
off of it.
715
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,734
Okay.
Okay.
716
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,902
I'm not mad about that.
717
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,321
So she lies 3.
718
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:57,491
And Tracy Young with two putts
for the win here, Rob.
719
00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:01,620
The surfer
from San Clemente.
720
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,540
She'll be playing it
from the sand.
721
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,751
♪
722
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,586
Tracy Young for the win.
723
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,966
And she gets it!
Whoa! What a putt!
724
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,384
Yee‐hee‐hoo‐hoo!
725
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,178
And Tracy Young
is twerking her way
726
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,972
towards Round 2.
727
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,348
Oh, my God.
728
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,183
Course Marshal Joe
just appeared.
729
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,643
He finally showed up.
730
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,186
Oh, he's twerking!
731
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,022
Oh.
It's just awful.
732
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,567
All the Round 2 action is next.
Don't go anywhere.
733
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,943
♪
734
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,073
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
735
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,075
And now, a vision for
736
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,452
the future of mini golf
737
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,913
with Stephen Curry.
738
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,874
Holey Moley is going pro,
739
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,543
and I, Stephen Curry,
would like to share my vision
740
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,420
of what professional
extreme miniature golf
741
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,547
is gonna look like.
742
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,507
We'll break ground on 10
743
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,969
state‐of‐the‐art
100,000‐plus‐capacity stadiums
744
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,387
in all the major markets ‐‐
745
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:04,433
Los Angeles, New York,
Chicago, Miami.
746
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,226
Not you, Boston.
747
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,645
You know what you did.
748
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,939
And America
is just the beginning.
749
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:14,818
By 2025, we have plans to put
a Holey Moley franchise
750
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,695
on all eight continents.
751
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,572
That's eight.
752
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,949
We're even planning on
one for Atlantis.
753
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,077
We just gotta work out
the parking situation.
754
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,787
Tessitore: Rob, you ready
for our next hole?
755
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,123
Riggle: Whew! Getting fired up
for all the golf!
756
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,334
It is back ‐‐ Dutch Courage,
757
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,503
but now it's
Dutch Courage En Fuego.
758
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:34,838
♪
759
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,549
We're torching
this bad boy.
760
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,259
Contestants have to
putt their ball
761
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,845
through windmills
that are ablaze
762
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,056
without falling in,
763
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:47,559
because if you do there,
that is a stroke penalty.
764
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,896
We're gonna burn
this sucker down.
765
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,481
Jose: Yeah!
Whoo‐hoo!
766
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,942
Who will make it
to the final pairing?
Yeah!
767
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,653
Will it be Jose Alvarez,
768
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,696
who just had a sensational win
769
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:00,906
on Corn Hole,
770
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,783
or Elizabeth Johnson?
771
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:06,536
She won on Ho Ho Hole.
772
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:08,705
A lot of pressure
on this tee shot
773
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,791
for Elizabeth Johnson.
774
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,293
It says here
she loves all things scary.
775
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,921
Well, En Fuego is enough
to terrify anyone.
776
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,881
♪
777
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,716
[ Crowd gasps ]
778
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,218
Oh, hits the back wall.
779
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,719
[ Crowd groans ]
780
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:26,473
Then it takes a long ride
down that left side.
781
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,809
Ehh.
782
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,143
Okay.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
783
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,270
I think she dreads this,
doesn't she?
784
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,272
They do go
pretty freakin' fast.
785
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,565
Jose: Come on, Elizabeth.
Time it good.
786
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,401
Five blades.
787
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,404
The windmills are on fire.
788
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,572
Smoke billowing.
789
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,574
Cold water below.
790
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,035
♪
791
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,787
Ahh!
792
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,038
No!
[ Crowd "Oh"s ]
793
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,748
She gets sent!
794
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,543
Absolutely airborne.
795
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,878
Can you use
the telestrator?
796
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,339
Yeah, we gotta measure that.
Just to give us a sense
of the measurement here.
797
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,008
She was launched.
798
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,384
Ahh!
799
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,428
Oh, look at that.
800
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,680
The hang time had to be
at least two seconds.
801
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,973
Ahh!
802
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,516
That's a long way
to go.
803
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,519
Yeah, I can tell by
your squiggly line.
804
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,897
Second windmill
for Elizabeth Johnson.
805
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,149
Trying to time it.
806
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:20,694
Oh!
Alright!
She did it, though.
807
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,404
She did it.
808
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,322
Elizabeth lies 2.
809
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,408
[ Chuckles ]
810
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:30,787
Jose Alvarez,
who just loves mini golf.
811
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:34,833
♪
812
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,543
Now here's a very
good‐looking putt...
813
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,045
Oh.
814
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,379
...on Dutch Courage
En Fuego.
815
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,965
[ Crowd groans ]
816
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,800
No. They may have
similar lies.
817
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,218
Pretty close.
818
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,512
Jose's just about
a foot and a half
819
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,847
in front of Elizabeth.
820
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,766
Jose: You're mine.
821
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,143
You are mine.
822
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,353
He's talking to
the windmill.
823
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,646
I own you!
824
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,273
That's crazy talk.
It's crazy.
825
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,233
But I love it.
826
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,486
Jose Alvarez.
827
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:05,030
Okay.
828
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,909
Great example of
positivity.
829
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,827
One down!
830
00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:14,831
I gotta say, that technique
looks like a lunge faint.
831
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,833
It's a good strategy.
832
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,877
Second windmill.
833
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,379
Trying to time it.
834
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,589
And he does!
835
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:25,884
Ohh!
836
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,136
Got on this side!
837
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,638
Look at you,
all freakin' dry!
838
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,555
Shake it off.
Shake it off.
839
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,807
[ Groans ]
840
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,642
Elizabeth lies 2.
841
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,853
Jose lies 1.
842
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,438
Elizabeth is away.
843
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,108
She has an awkward stance
844
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:42,943
with where her ball
is positioned.
845
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,241
She's nowhere near it.
846
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,701
[ Crowd groans ]
847
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:55,664
So now Jose Alvarez
will be putting for the win.
848
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,874
Feeling good!
849
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,501
If he hits this putt,
850
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,044
he could be on the path
851
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,797
to a quarter‐million
dollars.
852
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,590
Extremely awkward
stance.
853
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,719
♪
854
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,680
[ Crowd gasps ]
855
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,140
He did it! He did it!
He does it!
856
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,975
Wow!
857
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,812
Jose Alvarez,
the Groundskeeper of Mini Golf,
858
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,106
worked his entire life
on the greens,
859
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,608
all leading to this moment.
860
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,736
And now off to the final round
for Jose Alvarez.
861
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,321
And we will see
if he can do it
862
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,490
when we come back
to "Holey Moley."
863
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:31,533
Jose: Yeah!
864
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:37,831
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
Now we're gonna get you
865
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:40,333
to an absolute fan favorite
from Season 2.
866
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,210
It's Hole Number Two.
867
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,714
I noticed that this is not
our traditional pool, Joe.
868
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:48,300
This looks like
some sort of swap.
Well, it's a...
869
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,677
This looks like
some sort of...
870
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:52,721
Look at that.
That's sludge.
871
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,681
This is pure
toxic waste.
872
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,516
It stinks so bad.
873
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,019
It's like
the gates of Hell.
874
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:02,272
Hole Number Two is back,
and it's stinkier than ever.
875
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,648
[ Sinister laughter ]
876
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,650
When our colorful cast
at "Holey Moley"
877
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,029
need to use the washroom,
they use porta potties.
878
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:11,281
Golfers start this hole
by teeing off
879
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,116
down the narrow path
towards the green.
880
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,242
Then...
[ Air horn blows ]
881
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,827
...you only have
two‐and‐a‐half seconds
882
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,996
to make a run for it
before the occupants
883
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,581
finish their business.
Ahh!
884
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,833
If the golfers get slammed
by a door,
885
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,793
it's a stroke penalty.
886
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:27,923
[ Cheers and applause ]
887
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,216
Oh, wow.
888
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,968
Battle of the Tall Timbers.
889
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,220
Back for Round 2,
890
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,763
it is the twerking sensation,
891
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,598
Tracy Young, going up against
892
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,475
Tiny Ty Stafford.
893
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:41,394
♪
894
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,064
I gotta say,
Ty Stafford's pants selection
895
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,107
has upset me.
896
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,235
He looks like
the guy in stilts.
Would you look at those.
897
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,862
You know what I mean?
At the carnival?
Right.
898
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,573
Is he on stilts?
He's as tall as I've ever seen.
No. No.
899
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,742
His tee shot.
900
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,370
Bad putt.
901
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,996
Ohh!
902
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,706
Too bad! Too bad!
Too bad!
903
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,750
Tessitore: Stafford's ball
is in the sludge.
904
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,835
Question is,
will he end up there, too?
905
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:12,259
♪
906
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,343
[ Air horn blows ]
907
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:15,762
[ Crowd shouting indistinctly ]
908
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,930
Ahh!
Ohh!
909
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,640
[ Crowd groans ]
910
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,268
His voice broke like
he's going through puberty.
911
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:22,560
Ahh!
912
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,437
Let's go to
the telestrator.
913
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,814
[ Smooches ]
914
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,357
Watch right now.
915
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,359
This is a great position
to take a look at.
916
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,443
Look at that.
917
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,736
Ahh!
918
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,446
Smack‐o!
919
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,073
Ahh!
920
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,492
Splashdown.
[ Sinister laughter ]
921
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,245
Lucha Libre can get
the best of everybody.
922
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,455
♪
923
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,457
Tracy's tee shot.
924
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,501
Okay.
925
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,254
Putting here, she has
that ridge to contend with.
926
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:54,259
♪
927
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,927
Oh!
Ohh!
928
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,804
It held on!
It held on!
929
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,139
This is gonna be good!
This is gonna work out.
Watch this.
930
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,473
This is gonna work out.
This is gonna be good.
931
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,559
Yeah, she's gonna have
a good look at it.
932
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:04,227
Yes!
933
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,730
What a tee shot
from Tracy Young.
934
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,107
♪
935
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,359
Eight porta potties
to conquer.
936
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,403
Tracy Young.
937
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:14,821
Oh, she's getting ready
like a bull
938
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,156
with that back foot.
939
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,618
♪
940
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,202
[ Air horn blows ]
941
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,537
Go! Gotta go!
942
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,122
Ahh!
Oh.
943
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,207
Oh, gosh darn it.
944
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,336
Lucha Libre ‐‐
Oh, he's psyched about that.
945
00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:32,589
And the fly.
He's excited about that, too.
946
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,132
Let's go through
the replay, Riggle.
947
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,760
Oh!
Oh! Right at the end!
948
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,303
Thud.
949
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,013
She was flying.
Watch her go airborne here.
950
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,015
Boo.
Ohh!
951
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:44,225
That was
truly shocking.
952
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,353
♪
953
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,230
Alright,
rip it and rip it.
954
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,984
Ty Stafford had a big win
on Agony of Defeat.
955
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,196
‐Uh‐oh!
‐What?
956
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,406
That is not gonna be
a good position for him.
957
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,700
That is
a bad position.
958
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,243
That's not good.
959
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,037
He's gonna have
to deal with that.
960
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,040
So that opens the door
for Tracy Young.
961
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,750
I got you.
962
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,794
Even Ty knows
he's in a pinch.
963
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,420
Tracy: No pressure.
964
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,339
There's some pressure,
just so you know.
965
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,049
Just 30 zillion people
watching.
966
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,009
Yeah.
967
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,262
Tracy Young
putting for the win.
968
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,389
[ Inhales deeply ]
969
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,017
‐Sit!
‐Sit.
970
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,395
Riggle: Oh‐ho!
Oh, my God!
971
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,854
She does!
She did it!
972
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,981
That was awesome!
She did it!
973
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:33,650
I can't believe it!
974
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,528
Tracy Young is gonna
play for it all tonight
975
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,779
right here
on "Holey Moley."
976
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,239
Whoo!
Yeah!
977
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,949
Oh, there it is!
Oh, you've earned it, Tracy.
978
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,992
There it is!
That is a horrific twerk.
979
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,619
Whoo‐hoo!
Oh.
980
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,663
You know, for somebody that
enjoys twerking so much,
981
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:47,706
she's not good at it.
She's so bad at it!
982
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,541
She sucks at twerking.
983
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,293
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
984
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,003
Tracy Young is gonna be
going up against
985
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,922
Jose Alvarez
on the final hole,
986
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,590
and that will come
with a chance
987
00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:00,051
of landing a spot
in the season finale.
988
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,721
That was the best putt
I've ever made in my life!
989
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,432
Holey moley!
990
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:13,273
Tessitore: Welcome
back to "Holey Moley"
in the final round.
991
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,900
Who's gonna take home
that Holey Moley plaid jacket,
992
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,736
that Golden Putter,
993
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:22,824
and who will have the chance
at a quarter‐million dollars?
994
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,534
It'll all be
determined here,
995
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:27,370
another new hole
for Season 3,
996
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,788
The Pecker.
997
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,123
So, what is
the pecker hole called?
998
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,750
Is it called Peckerwood?
Big Pecker?
999
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,376
[ Laughs ]
"Is it called Pecker..."
1000
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,377
Big Pecker?
1001
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,378
Big Pecker.
1002
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,546
Have you seen it?
No.
1003
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,548
Oh, it's ‐‐ it's huge.
Really?
1004
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,133
It's huge.
1005
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,136
You should see the size
of this pecker.
1006
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,721
Let me show you
how this is done.
1007
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,473
They will putt from
the stump,
1008
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,099
hoping that they can
grab a channel
1009
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,310
for a potential
hole in one.
1010
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:52,979
But then the golfer
has to launch themselves
1011
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,440
from atop
the tree stump,
1012
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,108
grab the plume...
Ahh!
1013
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,402
...the feather at the end
of the pecker's head.
1014
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,988
If you do not get
the red feather,
1015
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,239
it's a stroke penalty.
1016
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,699
[ Chirp, chirp ]
1017
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,076
It takes a light touch
on that pecker.
1018
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,996
Tracy: Whoo‐hoo!
This is the moment
1019
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,664
that so many
have been waiting for.
1020
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,291
♪
1021
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,251
Oh,
she's doing it again.
1022
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,253
Tracy Young,
everywhere she goes,
1023
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,421
she twerks.
1024
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,173
It's like an addiction.
It is.
1025
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,466
There has to be
an intervention.
1026
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,801
Whoo!
1027
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,761
There is group therapy
for it,
1028
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,013
but it just turns into
a party every time.
1029
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,307
[ Laughs ]
1030
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,185
Jose Alvarez,
the 51‐year‐old who works
1031
00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,145
as a golf course
superintendent,
1032
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,647
going up against
Tracy Young,
1033
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,567
the 45‐year‐old
who loves to twerk.
1034
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,819
Come on, Tracy.
1035
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,238
You ready, Jose?
Yeah.
1036
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,865
Look at
that giant pecker.
Look at that.
1037
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:50,078
[ Both snicker ]
1038
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,038
Tessitore:
Tracy Young.
1039
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,416
Oh! Oh!
1040
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,960
Oh, my goodness
gracious.
1041
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,212
It's gonna be
a slow roller.
1042
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:01,631
There it goes!
I feel it release.
1043
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:03,132
Back kick.
1044
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,885
Oh, but ‐‐ but!
Does it go over the ridge?
1045
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,095
No.
Oh, it did not.
1046
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,429
[ Crowd groans ]
1047
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:11,015
Very tricky lie
for Tracy Young.
1048
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,059
[ Pecking on wood ]
1049
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,686
I'm gonna go for it.
1050
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:15,895
♪
1051
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:16,938
Ah!
1052
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,690
Oof!
1053
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,816
Oh!
Oh!
1054
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,861
Tracy never had
a chance.
1055
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,322
Right from the beak,
right into the bird's nest,
1056
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,782
and that's
a stroke penalty.
1057
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,909
[ Chirp ]
1058
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,369
Here goes!
1059
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,496
Jose Alvarez,
the people's champion,
1060
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,540
trying to become
the champion.
1061
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,546
There goes
Alvarez's tee shot.
1062
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,548
Slowly making
its way down.
1063
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:44,632
Come on, baby.
1064
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,092
Roll, roll, roll!
1065
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:49,262
It came in too fast,
too hot.
1066
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,139
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe!
Oh, get over there!
1067
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,016
Oh, that's great!
That worked out well.
1068
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,726
Yeah! Whoo!
1069
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,477
Size it up for me.
1070
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,396
What do you think about
Jose Alvarez against the pecker?
1071
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,315
I think he's gonna put in
maximum effort,
1072
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,482
like he's done
on every hole so far.
1073
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,942
Alrighty.
1074
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,444
No doubt. I mean,
the guy hasn't fallen off
1075
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,446
any obstacle so far.
1076
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,114
Ha!
Jose!
1077
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,116
Oh!
Oh, he didn't
time it out well.
1078
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,368
[ Pecking on wood ]
Agh!
1079
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,913
He gave
a really good leap,
1080
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,373
but the timing
was off.
1081
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:18,917
[ Pecking on wood ]
Agh!
1082
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,710
♪
1083
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,045
Alright.
1084
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,130
Feel good about it.
1085
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,633
No pressure.
Woman: Come on, Jose!
1086
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,676
Tessitore:
So, they both lie 2,
1087
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:32,889
but Jose Alvarez is in far
better position on the green.
1088
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,725
He has the better lie.
1089
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,560
This for a 3.
1090
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:45,026
Riggle: He did it!
Puts it in the bottom
of the cup!
1091
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:48,154
Jose Alvarez
has done his job.
1092
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,114
That's how it's done.
That's how it's done.
1093
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:56,079
It's do‐or‐die time
for Tracy Young.
1094
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,750
If she makes,
it's a putt‐off.
1095
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,795
If she misses,
it's Jose Alvarez
1096
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,380
who will have
the Golden Putter
1097
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,465
and a chance
at a quarter million.
1098
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:11,970
♪
1099
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,514
Gotta survive
right here.
1100
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,140
[ Crowd groans ]
No chance.
1101
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,811
Jose Alvarez will play
for it all.
1102
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,897
He is a champion tonight.
1103
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,483
What in God's name
is going on?
What in the world?
1104
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,776
[ Record scratches ]
That's not right.
1105
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,152
God!
Nooo!
1106
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,821
Don't look, Riggle.
Ahh!
1107
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,031
Aw!
I can't unsee it!
1108
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,783
Tracy: Yes!
You can't do that.
1109
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:37,245
Tracy Young,
you twerkin' machine.
1110
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,622
That was violating
the mannequin there.
1111
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,957
Whoo!
Too much.
1112
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,250
Jose: Oh, my God.
1113
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,877
[ Cheers and applause ]
1114
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,170
There it is.
1115
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,172
Thank you so much, sir.
1116
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,966
One of the most stately
ceremonies
1117
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,175
in all of
extreme mini golf.
1118
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,052
Alright!
1119
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,846
Riggle: Jose with
a hat on backwards.
1120
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:55,847
I mean, you can tell people
1121
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,598
really take pride in this.
1122
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,559
How 'bout that, huh?
1123
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,686
And now a word from
our resident golf pro,
1124
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,604
Stephen Curry.
1125
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,899
Behold the beauty of
your green Holey Moley jacket.
1126
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,484
Continue to forge ahead
1127
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,611
towards the $250,000 prize.
1128
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,280
I believe in you.
1129
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,199
And I don't say that
to everyone.
1130
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,701
Who do I say it to next?
1131
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,536
[ Chuckles ]
1132
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,289
Tessitore: Stephen Curry
celebrating Jose Alvarez.
1133
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:23,041
The people's champion
moving on.
1134
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,876
I like that.
Yeah!
1135
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,712
What an inspiring night
of extreme mini golf.
1136
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:31,007
We're gonna see you next time,
right here on "Holey Moley."