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Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

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They'll see you now.

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And then, the witch crushed the poor

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son of a bitch's eyes in her hands,

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and the gross eye juice started

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oozing out from between her fingers.

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Then, she slowly opened her sticky hands.

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Like she was holding a wad of taffy.

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Well not taffy, more like runny eggs,

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or like runny eggs mixed with taffy.

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- Okay we get it we get it.
- And then she...

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Violent man you got there, Liz.

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He's just showing off for you guys.

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You should see him when I get him alone.

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Total teddy bear.

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Just when I had that air
of mystique going for me.

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It's okay, heard it before.

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You looked pretty scared to me.

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Me?

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No, I was just playing along.

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I mean, witches are nothing new, right?

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I wasn't gonna say it,

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but that story you were telling
on the car ride out here,

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I saw it online before.

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Oh yeah?

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How do you know I'm not
the one who wrote it?

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Whatever.

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Speaking of unoriginal,

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aren't you up next?

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Sam is.

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Hey man, listen, I'm not
gonna shit on your story.

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I'm just saying you need
to amp it up for tomorrow.

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Either way, it's whatever,
you know, not bad.

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You're being too hard on him, Tim.

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I thought it was scary.

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One up, one down.

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Sam.

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Actually, I've gotta go pee.

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Okay, but you're up next.

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I'm nowhere near ready yet.

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Wait, why didn't you go while we were

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discussing Brandon's inferior story?

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You better have something

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seriously scary up your sleeve, dude.

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You guys can wait a few minutes.

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Plus, I'm sure this
measurement conversation

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isn't over yet, anyway.

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I'll be right back.

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That's fine, you know.

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In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to

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show 'em how it's done.

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Hey, I said wait a sec.

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Don't worry, I'll
just tell 'em something

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you already know.

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Just a little teaser.

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Guys, there's someone out here.

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There's a lot of people out here, Sam.

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It's a camp ground.

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You probably just scared each other.

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You okay, Samantha?

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You look whiter than me.

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You'll be fine, Sam.

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Just take a seat.

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I can go with my story now

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if you want me to go first.

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It's good timing since you
look pretty scared already.

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She's certainly a lot easier
to scare than this asshole.

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I saw it online before.

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Oh my god, oh my god, no, no.

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From a sitting Senator, nonetheless.

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Just one racist dog whistle after another.

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Is she on all day?

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I mean, come on, folks.

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We know who compromises most of Senator...

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Turn that off, we gotta get going.

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Come on, this is the last chance

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I'll get for a while. The
news is crazy right now.

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We're gonna be late.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Did you print out their info yet?

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I tried to, but the fucking printer

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is out of ink as usual.

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You know, it's only when you're in a rush

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that damn thing don't want to work.

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That's why I asked
you to do it yesterday.

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We had the phone.

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Which will be dead when we need it.

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Hey.

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There's always tomorrow.

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Optimism, please.

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In other
news, the psychedelic...

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You know, it's always the
time you don't want to go

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we have the most fun.

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Then this will be perfect.

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Oh, that's the spirit.

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Now go grab some bags.

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It was the fifth biggest
mass murder of the year,

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so you can imagine the horror.

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But if you can't, we'll be back

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with some footage from the attack

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after these messages.

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Viewer discretion is advised.

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In light of some breaking news,

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we here at the "Powers Report"

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advise all our viewers to
stay away from PTC this year.

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We have gotten wind of numerous

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terror and bomb threats
from the police department,

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and it's all over social media as well.

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There will also be a major
protest outside the doors

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by various religious groups,

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trying to shine a spotlight
onto what they are calling

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acts of the devil going
on inside that arena.

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It will likely get explosive, folks,

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one way or another.

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So if you were planning on going,

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but it feels a little overwhelming,

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then please just stay in this weekend.

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And remember, there's always tomorrow.

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I can't believe they
expect us to swallow that.

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I got something you can swallow.

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The news.

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They're trying to scare people away

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from going to the festival.

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Come on, I thought you
wanted to take this trip

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so you could get away from the fucking TV.

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Agreed.

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Though, I don't really watch TV.

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It hurts my brain.

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It's like the more news we have,

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the less fact checking there actually is.

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I think it's a big diabolical plan

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to help spread negative
energy to the world.

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Definitely doing that,

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whether they know it or not.

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Where the fuck is the waiter?

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He's around.

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He looks super busy.

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He's got like three tables.

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Anyway, I just think
people need to tune out.

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I think reality's a lot brighter

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than they want us to believe.

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Yeah, I think peoples
priorities are backwards.

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I mean, people expect more realism

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in movies than in media.

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You know, we have one phony
gun shot or blood spurt

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and people are all up in arms.

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But we have so many news stories

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with no evidence or witnesses.

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That's why I don't trust any of it.

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I mean, life's just a video game anyway.

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Why worry?

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Because you don't get any extra lives.

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Says you.

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- Box.
- Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Oh I'm not done with that.

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I'm sorry, sir, I
thought you were finished.

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Oh you did?

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Well maybe you shouldn't
think too much, Bobby.

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You might hurt yourself.

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I apologize, I'm really sorry.

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Actually, what were you
thinking the last 20 minutes

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when I couldn't get a fucking refill, huh?

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I was busy.

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Bob.

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Just kidding.

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Just don't get between a man
and his food, am I right?

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You're right.

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I'm sorry, I apologize.

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Well I'm gonna hit the hay.

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Let you ladies talk
about me behind my back.

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It's easier that way, right?

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He's gonna win the competition.

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Sorry about that.

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Donnie just has a short fuse.

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He'll be fine once he gets back.

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It's just the way he is.

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It feels like this album

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is just the same thing over and over.

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It's not repetitive,
man, it's a journey.

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You just gotta let it
take you, don't fight it.

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Oh, that was not on purpose.

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That was.

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Oh, hey you good man?

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I'm gonna go grab another slice.

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Yeah we're just about ready to take off.

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Hey, tell 'em to close the tab for me.

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You got it.

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And nevermind.

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You ladies get that tire put on yet,

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or do you need a man to do it?

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- Hey.
- What?

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You ready for later?

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Are you kidding?

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- You're fucked.
- Donnie!

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What, he knows he's fucked.

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Just kidding bro.

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I'll let you guys go in first.

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Me too, you're the experts.

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Maybe we could just draw straws?

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Hey, ya'll making it sound like torture.

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You got the door, come on.

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Okay.

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Who wants a sandwich?

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I hope we didn't forget the mayo.

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That's a bummer.

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Howdy folks.

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Can I help you find anything?

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Hey, how you doing?

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Oh.

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Sorry, roadkill.

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Okay.

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My kids and I, we just got here.

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Gonna get camp set up,
looking for the lake for now.

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Gonna do some hiking,
maybe a little picnic, huh?

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Of course, plenty of fishing there.

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How about you, ever go fishing?

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Don't be scared.

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But look out for the trolls.

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This is a haunted place, after all.

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Sir, please, she's just a kid.

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And she scares easily.

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Don't be scared.

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They like s'mores.

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Set a couple out at night
when you go to sleep,

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they'll leave you alone.

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Just having a little fun.

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The lake's down that way.

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Make a left in the fork down the road.

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You'll see it, there's a sign.

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Okay, cool.

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- Well, thank you.
- You got it.

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Just doing my job.

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Oh, by the way, I was just kidding.

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Don't leave food out.

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The bears will get ya.

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What?

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There are people around.

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- So?
- Plus, you stink.

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What?

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What do you think, Sandy?

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I have a sensitive nose.

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I'll keep that in mind.

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You girls really smell me over pizza?

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I just smell pizza.

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You just can't smell yourself.

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I'd rather smell you.

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Not now.

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Great.

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Barry, where the fuck is this campsite?

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I gotta piss.

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Huh, no sign of Tim or the others.

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I know, I can't reach 'em either.

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Ooh, it's beautiful up here.

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Are you sure this is the right place?

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I mean, shouldn't their
tents be here or something?

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I mean, I thought so.

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Well, let's set up
camp before it gets dark.

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Hopefully they'll be here soon.

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Yeah, hopefully you're all ready.

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Oh for the contest?

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Oh heck yeah man.

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I found a couple really
good stories online.

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No, it doesn't count
if you copy it, man.

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Alright alright alright.

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You know, Barry, you
don't really strike me

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as the campfire storytelling
kind of guy, you know?

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Oh shit.

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Dude, you know I've been
trying to do right by you guys.

270
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:42,263
Putting all this together,
getting everyone pumped,

271
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:43,641
and driving all day,

272
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,673
and you have to go and say
some racist shit like that?

273
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,793
I thought you were
different than that, Roger.

274
00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:49,363
You need to check your privilege.

275
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:50,693
Dude, fuck, I'm sorry man.

276
00:20:50,695 --> 00:20:51,860
I didn't mean it like that.

277
00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:53,823
I'm just messing with you, dude.

278
00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:55,818
Quit being so fucking PC about it.

279
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,761
You're terrible.

280
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:09,702
Just put 'em on the
ground.

281
00:21:31,743 --> 00:21:33,743
I told you, we should've got coffee.

282
00:21:33,745 --> 00:21:35,268
You know I don't drink that stuff.

283
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,248
Are they fucking?

284
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,115
That, or they're really
into pitching tents.

285
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,263
Yo Rog, old buddy, old pal.

286
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,515
Let's go fetch some wood.

287
00:22:29,674 --> 00:22:31,624
God damn it, did they move the cones?

288
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,068
Yep, there they are.

289
00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,325
Fucking city kids.

290
00:22:58,925 --> 00:22:59,758
Hey.

291
00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:02,483
What do you two think you're doing?

292
00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:04,883
Making a fire at a campsite.

293
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,169
Yeah, it seemed reasonable at the time.

294
00:23:07,171 --> 00:23:08,508
Funny girls.

295
00:23:09,615 --> 00:23:11,733
I assume you two have a reservation.

296
00:23:11,735 --> 00:23:14,303
Yeah, my boyfriend Barry,
he arranged everything.

297
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,413
He should be back soon.

298
00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:18,323
Oh, well that must have
been real tough for him,

299
00:23:18,325 --> 00:23:20,902
considering we don't
open 'til next weekend.

300
00:23:20,904 --> 00:23:23,744
- I don't understand...
- Hey.

301
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:25,733
You can't stay here, alright?

302
00:23:25,735 --> 00:23:27,073
The site's closed.

303
00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:29,983
Now there's another site a
couple miles south of here,

304
00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:32,023
it's open year-round,
first come first served.

305
00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:33,543
Well that's what we
thought about this site.

306
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,376
I don't understand.

307
00:23:34,378 --> 00:23:35,703
Did you guys change the policy?

308
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,932
I don't have to explain myself to you.

309
00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:39,103
Now why don't you all go
and pack this stuff up

310
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:41,225
and mosey on down the road?

311
00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:54,167
Ahoy there.

312
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,753
Hey Coop.

313
00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:59,433
We got a couple of freeloaders over here.

314
00:23:59,435 --> 00:24:01,183
Freeloaders?

315
00:24:01,185 --> 00:24:02,423
Freeloaders?

316
00:24:02,425 --> 00:24:06,042
Yeah, the site ain't
open, and it isn't free.

317
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:08,763
My brother was the
one that set it all up.

318
00:24:08,765 --> 00:24:09,853
We should be good.

319
00:24:09,855 --> 00:24:12,033
Oh, how convenient.

320
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,403
Always someone else's responsibility, huh?

321
00:24:14,405 --> 00:24:16,443
- What?
- Okay, everyone.

322
00:24:16,445 --> 00:24:18,313
Let's just calm down.

323
00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:20,373
Hi, Ranger...

324
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,208
Sean.

325
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,013
Roger.

326
00:24:24,015 --> 00:24:27,033
Well Roger, everyone, I'd
like to welcome you guys

327
00:24:27,035 --> 00:24:29,053
to the Evergreen Campgrounds.

328
00:24:29,055 --> 00:24:30,923
And since it's about the end of my shift,

329
00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:32,958
how about I give you
guys hand with that fire?

330
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:36,395
This site's not supposed to be open.

331
00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:39,632
They're almost setup.

332
00:24:39,634 --> 00:24:41,223
Just let it slide this time.

333
00:24:41,225 --> 00:24:42,498
Coop, can I talk to you?

334
00:24:47,565 --> 00:24:49,113
The other guy seems cool.

335
00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:51,152
Let's just go ahead and set up.

336
00:24:51,154 --> 00:24:53,626
- Do what you want.
- Yeah.

337
00:24:53,628 --> 00:24:55,807
That way, this way.

338
00:24:55,809 --> 00:24:58,036
I'll follow wherever you want to go.

339
00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,178
Hey.

340
00:25:06,135 --> 00:25:09,133
I just took some stuff that's gonna be

341
00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:10,553
kicking in in about 30 minutes.

342
00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:12,343
Do you care to join me?

343
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,033
Thanks for the offer,
but I don't think so.

344
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:15,868
Right on.

345
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,597
Okay.

346
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,153
Oh!

347
00:25:20,155 --> 00:25:22,596
Let me help you.

348
00:25:22,598 --> 00:25:24,320
- Thank you.
- Here.

349
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,183
Are you sure it hasn't kicked in yet?

350
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:29,008
Oh, no, I'm at peak physical
performance right now.

351
00:25:31,785 --> 00:25:34,950
Hey, do you listen to synth wave?

352
00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,593
Ah, no I don't, but it sounds cool.

353
00:25:37,595 --> 00:25:40,723
It is, it's like my favorite genre.

354
00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:42,123
Well hey, good luck with your tent.

355
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,503
I'm gonna go catch the sunset.

356
00:25:43,505 --> 00:25:44,958
Perfect time for meditation.

357
00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:47,998
Sounds awesome.

358
00:25:51,628 --> 00:25:52,461
Damn it.

359
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:54,443
Whoa.

360
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,185
There we go.

361
00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,293
Hey, don't mind Seany.

362
00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:26,988
He takes his job a little too seriously.

363
00:26:28,439 --> 00:26:30,708
I got that fire going.

364
00:26:31,552 --> 00:26:33,102
You need a hand with that tent?

365
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,703
I'd really appreciate it.

366
00:26:35,705 --> 00:26:37,953
Yeah, it comes together really quick

367
00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:39,687
when you know what you're doing.

368
00:26:39,689 --> 00:26:41,489
So let me get in there a little bit.

369
00:26:42,374 --> 00:26:43,207
Whoa whoa.

370
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,233
Let's not hurt ourselves, alright?

371
00:26:46,235 --> 00:26:47,733
Sorry about that.

372
00:26:47,735 --> 00:26:48,566
Hey, I'll tell you what.

373
00:26:48,568 --> 00:26:50,123
Why don't you go join your friends?

374
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,343
I'll handle this.

375
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,603
Oh man, that'd be great.

376
00:26:52,605 --> 00:26:54,913
I mean, it's the least I
can do with them, you know?

377
00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:56,391
Thanks man.

378
00:26:56,393 --> 00:26:57,738
Go have a good time.

379
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:16,448
Where are you going?

380
00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:19,893
To hang out with the
people we came with.

381
00:27:19,895 --> 00:27:21,395
It's more like share a ride.

382
00:27:22,235 --> 00:27:23,633
You're such a dick, Donnie.

383
00:27:23,635 --> 00:27:25,583
It's called making friends.

384
00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,658
Yeah, well I'll leave
that shit up to you.

385
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:32,183
You know how much I'm looking
forward to this contest.

386
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:35,078
Oh, that stupid
contest, give me a break.

387
00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:38,708
Be an asshole, then.

388
00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:57,270
Are you gonna shut that, or?

389
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:03,748
Love you.

390
00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:19,336
About the noises, probably.

391
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:24,232
So how often do you
guys really have sex?

392
00:28:24,234 --> 00:28:26,194
Do you do it every night?

393
00:28:30,052 --> 00:28:32,053
I'm just saying.

394
00:28:32,055 --> 00:28:32,888
Who's the cop?

395
00:28:33,885 --> 00:28:34,933
Oh, Coop?

396
00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:36,633
He's cool, man.

397
00:28:36,635 --> 00:28:38,483
He chased off this douche bag Ranger,

398
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,732
and now he's helping us put up our tents.

399
00:28:41,645 --> 00:28:43,043
My ears are burning.

400
00:28:43,045 --> 00:28:45,978
Speak of the devil.

401
00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:51,113
Well, I hope you guys
can take it from here.

402
00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:52,833
Oh, stay, have a beer with us.

403
00:28:52,835 --> 00:28:54,578
Oh come on, Coop, have one beer.

404
00:28:56,785 --> 00:28:58,093
You're off duty, right?

405
00:28:58,095 --> 00:28:59,773
We're about to tell some scary stories.

406
00:28:59,775 --> 00:29:02,243
My brother and his friends
should be here soon too,

407
00:29:02,245 --> 00:29:04,463
but he's late as usual.

408
00:29:04,465 --> 00:29:05,853
So the more the merrier.

409
00:29:05,855 --> 00:29:10,373
The more the scarier.

410
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,458
It's a competition.

411
00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:13,638
Well, what do you get?

412
00:29:14,645 --> 00:29:15,478
To live.

413
00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:19,443
There is a prize,

414
00:29:19,445 --> 00:29:22,523
but it really only applies to us anyways,

415
00:29:22,525 --> 00:29:24,025
because it's for the festival.

416
00:29:25,295 --> 00:29:26,945
A ghost story competition, huh?

417
00:29:28,605 --> 00:29:30,238
Isn't winning its own reward?

418
00:29:31,785 --> 00:29:34,963
I see that glimmer
in your eye, old timer.

419
00:29:34,965 --> 00:29:37,423
But I don't think you stand a chance now.

420
00:29:37,425 --> 00:29:38,508
Trash talker, huh?

421
00:29:40,085 --> 00:29:41,258
You can dish it,

422
00:29:43,852 --> 00:29:44,852
but can you take it?

423
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:48,455
Yes, we can.

424
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,935
- Oh man.
- What the fuck?

425
00:29:56,937 --> 00:29:57,837
What?

426
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,743
It's the ritual, man.

427
00:29:59,745 --> 00:30:00,998
I can't control the wind.

428
00:30:02,445 --> 00:30:04,853
Do it again, you're going in there next.

429
00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,713
So who goes first?

430
00:30:06,715 --> 00:30:07,598
Volunteers?

431
00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:09,943
Ladies?

432
00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:11,253
I'll go.

433
00:30:11,255 --> 00:30:13,203
Might as well set the bar high, right?

434
00:30:13,205 --> 00:30:14,773
Baby, can I go?

435
00:30:14,775 --> 00:30:15,853
I'm just a little nervous.

436
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:17,743
Kinda just want to get it over with.

437
00:30:17,745 --> 00:30:19,203
There's no need for nerves.

438
00:30:19,205 --> 00:30:21,063
We're all friends here.

439
00:30:21,065 --> 00:30:26,065
At least for now.

440
00:30:26,315 --> 00:30:27,713
Nerves.

441
00:30:27,715 --> 00:30:29,678
Nerves are what it's all about, right?

442
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:32,598
Let's hear the girl's story first.

443
00:30:34,785 --> 00:30:35,688
Touche, Ranger.

444
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,058
Go on, ladies first.

445
00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:46,628
Okay.

446
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:52,153
So it starts on a cool humid night,

447
00:30:52,155 --> 00:30:53,998
on the outskirts of a desert town.

448
00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:20,533
They always do.

449
00:31:20,535 --> 00:31:21,693
As soon as they make a story,

450
00:31:21,695 --> 00:31:23,593
they write on to the next one

451
00:31:23,595 --> 00:31:26,166
with the whole truth around.

452
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:28,383
I have to wonder what kind
of rest they must feel

453
00:31:28,385 --> 00:31:30,343
when they're ordered
to sell out like this.

454
00:31:30,345 --> 00:31:32,423
If they can be friendly,

455
00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:34,083
then they shouldn't be in the media.

456
00:31:34,085 --> 00:31:37,110
They are supposed to be our
fourth branch of government.

457
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,978
Another check and balance.

458
00:31:40,477 --> 00:31:43,653
Look what happened to JFK.

459
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:46,196
Even Presidents aren't above it.

460
00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:47,943
They're messing with us

461
00:31:47,945 --> 00:31:51,818
at every possible level
of freedom and morality.

462
00:31:52,659 --> 00:31:57,143
They usher in these monstrosities

463
00:31:57,145 --> 00:31:59,873
with open arms and broad smiles,

464
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:03,438
that can only be used
for benevolent purposes.

465
00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:07,253
And just as soon as we accept our slavery,

466
00:32:07,255 --> 00:32:10,473
we will find ourselves in
the belly of the beast.

467
00:32:10,475 --> 00:32:11,813
And just like clockwork,

468
00:32:11,815 --> 00:32:14,753
they'll raise a symbolic
gesture to silence everyone.

469
00:32:14,755 --> 00:32:16,313
Then the oblivious ignorant masses

470
00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:17,753
won't even bother to raise their heads

471
00:32:17,755 --> 00:32:19,323
from their supposed smart phones.

472
00:32:19,325 --> 00:32:21,373
So called watchdogs in the media

473
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:24,425
will just move on to
their next distraction.

474
00:32:27,808 --> 00:32:29,328
I think I lost the feed.

475
00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:36,773
I can't see you anymore.

476
00:32:36,775 --> 00:32:38,343
I can see you on my screen.

477
00:32:38,345 --> 00:32:39,176
Let's just keep going.

478
00:32:39,178 --> 00:32:40,615
Hopefully it'll catch back up.

479
00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:43,713
See folks, nothing is hidden here.

480
00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:46,683
This is a live conversation
on a live program.

481
00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:49,653
We hide nothing from our
fellow real watchdogs.

482
00:32:49,655 --> 00:32:51,055
We are all in this together.

483
00:32:51,935 --> 00:32:54,573
But back to what you were saying, Jacob.

484
00:32:54,575 --> 00:32:59,233
Yes, their eyes and ears are
at all levels of the hierarchy.

485
00:32:59,235 --> 00:33:01,633
If anyone tries to shine
some light into the shadow,

486
00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:02,558
they get silenced.

487
00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:06,548
The writing is on the
walls, people, literally.

488
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,459
And they expect us to sit back

489
00:33:08,461 --> 00:33:09,846
while people stomp on everything

490
00:33:09,848 --> 00:33:12,634
this country was founded on.

491
00:33:13,665 --> 00:33:16,823
It would be funny if
it weren't so depressing.

492
00:33:16,825 --> 00:33:18,890
We used to fear RFID chips,

493
00:33:18,892 --> 00:33:21,833
but now almost everyone
happily carries them around,

494
00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,693
tracking everything we
do, everywhere we go.

495
00:33:24,695 --> 00:33:28,383
I avoid those baby
monoliths like the plague.

496
00:33:28,385 --> 00:33:31,333
So Jacob, now we have
this new development

497
00:33:31,335 --> 00:33:34,763
out in Oregon where yet
another gun-free zone

498
00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:36,943
was mysteriously shot up.

499
00:33:36,945 --> 00:33:37,943
When are people gonna realize

500
00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:40,883
that these safety zones
are just open invitations?

501
00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:43,300
It's like the intro in
your recent best seller,

502
00:33:43,302 --> 00:33:44,413
"False Flags, True Terror."

503
00:33:44,415 --> 00:33:46,943
Well, thanks for the plug.

504
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:50,533
I do think we could be looking at

505
00:33:50,535 --> 00:33:52,653
another false flag operation here.

506
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:54,428
Anything to get our guns, right?

507
00:33:57,384 --> 00:33:58,383
They've sunk their claws deep into

508
00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:00,643
the Bill of Rights over the last decade.

509
00:34:00,645 --> 00:34:03,493
Then, the slippery slope begins.

510
00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:07,073
Soon, everyone will be
labeled as psychopath,

511
00:34:07,075 --> 00:34:08,448
unfit to own guns,

512
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,678
and then only the elites will be armed.

513
00:34:17,036 --> 00:34:19,573
Hey Jacob, can you take
over a couple minutes?

514
00:34:19,575 --> 00:34:20,525
I'll be right back.

515
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:27,604
Well, as I was saying, Jess,

516
00:34:28,795 --> 00:34:30,411
none of these proposed gun laws

517
00:34:30,413 --> 00:34:32,912
were to prevent any of the instances,

518
00:34:32,914 --> 00:34:37,179
assuming they're legitimate,
which of course they're not.

519
00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:40,843
Who is it?

520
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:43,003
My name's John, ma'am.

521
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:45,008
I'm in a lot of trouble out here.

522
00:34:46,507 --> 00:34:47,357
I need some help.

523
00:34:48,197 --> 00:34:49,083
You came to the wrong place, I'm sorry.

524
00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:51,788
No, please please, don't go.

525
00:34:53,315 --> 00:34:54,268
I've been shot.

526
00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:56,548
What?

527
00:34:57,695 --> 00:34:58,528
Who shot you?

528
00:35:00,885 --> 00:35:01,718
Is it bad?

529
00:35:04,975 --> 00:35:06,625
Is there somebody else out there?

530
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,174
Can you make it to the street?

531
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,926
No, no, there's no time.

532
00:35:15,545 --> 00:35:16,378
John?

533
00:35:18,945 --> 00:35:19,778
John.

534
00:35:36,687 --> 00:35:37,822
You got shot in the arm?

535
00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:39,463
Yeah.

536
00:35:39,465 --> 00:35:41,068
You lost a lot of blood.

537
00:35:47,695 --> 00:35:51,223
Okay, the bed's upstairs.

538
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:53,223
Can you make it up there?

539
00:35:53,225 --> 00:35:54,608
Can you make it up there?

540
00:35:55,802 --> 00:35:56,635
Yeah.

541
00:36:01,837 --> 00:36:02,668
I'm sick of it,

542
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,103
and every other American should be.

543
00:36:05,105 --> 00:36:06,648
Enough is enough.

544
00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:11,308
Bared things are bared,
and so should ours be.

545
00:36:15,665 --> 00:36:16,498
Hang on.

546
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:30,412
Who did this to you, John?

547
00:36:30,414 --> 00:36:32,983
Can you just call an ambulance?

548
00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:35,115
It's not as easy as that.

549
00:36:35,117 --> 00:36:35,948
Why not?

550
00:36:35,950 --> 00:36:37,363
Do you remember where you are?

551
00:36:37,365 --> 00:36:39,263
Yeah, I know there's no
cell phone service here,

552
00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:42,083
but you've got to have a landline

553
00:36:42,085 --> 00:36:44,023
or sat phone or something here.

554
00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:44,858
I don't.

555
00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:48,617
I can feel the bullet.

556
00:36:48,619 --> 00:36:52,342
I'm surprised it didn't go through.

557
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,390
I can dress this myself.

558
00:36:54,392 --> 00:36:56,323
Hold on a minute.

559
00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:59,553
Well maybe your friend
downstairs on the monitor,

560
00:36:59,555 --> 00:37:02,115
he might have a phone
or something to call.

561
00:37:03,062 --> 00:37:04,308
He can call for help.

562
00:37:06,415 --> 00:37:07,608
That's not gonna happen.

563
00:37:09,635 --> 00:37:11,743
Look, I'm a trained
EMT among other things.

564
00:37:11,745 --> 00:37:13,225
I can fix you myself.

565
00:37:18,755 --> 00:37:20,105
I've dealt with much worse.

566
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:33,000
Oh yeah, this doesn't look bad at all.

567
00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:34,998
No no no no.

568
00:37:36,959 --> 00:37:37,988
Don't pull it out.

569
00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:42,215
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

570
00:37:49,085 --> 00:37:51,773
Do you know who did this to you, John?

571
00:37:51,775 --> 00:37:52,975
No, of course I don't.

572
00:37:53,977 --> 00:37:55,413
But I know that they're still out there,

573
00:37:55,415 --> 00:37:57,865
and that you could get
that guy to call for help.

574
00:38:00,085 --> 00:38:01,403
What exactly were you doing?

575
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,238
Could you just call an ambulance?

576
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,022
I think I'm about to pass out.

577
00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:11,903
You'll be fine.

578
00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:14,298
Call someone.

579
00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:18,637
It's not gonna happen, John.

580
00:38:18,639 --> 00:38:20,798
Now this is gonna hurt,
but I'll make it quick.

581
00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:27,608
Whoever shot me is still out there.

582
00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:31,033
And it's gonna stay that way.

583
00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:52,709
I think you got lucky.

584
00:38:53,605 --> 00:38:56,908
Now hold pressure here,
I'll be right back.

585
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,473
No crime scene whatsoever.

586
00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:08,116
But we're supposed to believe

587
00:39:08,118 --> 00:39:10,573
this is just another delinquent kid

588
00:39:10,575 --> 00:39:12,788
who found an assault rifle.

589
00:39:14,405 --> 00:39:15,943
It couldn't be more obvious,

590
00:39:15,945 --> 00:39:18,109
even to a casual observer.

591
00:39:18,111 --> 00:39:23,111
They're testing our
suspension of disbelief,

592
00:39:23,675 --> 00:39:25,808
for whatever they have plans next.

593
00:39:26,945 --> 00:39:28,595
Thank you Jacob, I owe you one.

594
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:32,223
I couldn't agree more.

595
00:39:32,225 --> 00:39:35,013
There are so many of these
clandestine operations going on,

596
00:39:35,015 --> 00:39:37,640
it's hard to keep track of them all.

597
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:50,053
The scariest thing is how many people

598
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,094
are involved in...

599
00:39:52,096 --> 00:39:53,863
I'm sure there are plenty of paid actors,

600
00:39:53,865 --> 00:39:55,883
as there usually are.

601
00:39:55,885 --> 00:39:57,873
But it's still gotta be a lot

602
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,116
of frightened regular folks, too.

603
00:39:59,118 --> 00:40:01,108
Well they compartmentalize the truth.

604
00:40:03,305 --> 00:40:06,513
It's the easiest trick
to keep people in line.

605
00:40:06,515 --> 00:40:08,518
It's all hidden in plain sight.

606
00:40:12,469 --> 00:40:13,533
Big enough a lie, frequently enough,

607
00:40:13,535 --> 00:40:15,703
people will begin to believe it.

608
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:19,163
Hitler was right about
something, I guess.

609
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:30,483
Thank you to Mr. Jacob Townsend.

610
00:40:30,485 --> 00:40:31,680
Everyone, go out and buy his book,

611
00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:35,632
"False Flags, True Terror."

612
00:40:39,155 --> 00:40:41,878
And the pleasure is mine.

613
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,163
Have a good night.

614
00:40:43,165 --> 00:40:44,282
You too, my friend.

615
00:40:47,328 --> 00:40:51,756
And to all of my fellow
watchdogs out there,

616
00:40:51,758 --> 00:40:53,543
a very special thank you.

617
00:40:53,545 --> 00:40:56,798
Stay vigilant, stay
aware, and stay skeptical.

618
00:41:05,515 --> 00:41:06,348
John?

619
00:41:43,439 --> 00:41:44,272
John?

620
00:41:47,471 --> 00:41:48,304
John?

621
00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:57,621
John, are you okay?

622
00:42:18,612 --> 00:42:19,445
John.

623
00:42:27,736 --> 00:42:30,112
John, are you okay?

624
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,391
John.

625
00:43:02,435 --> 00:43:04,083
That's it.

626
00:43:04,085 --> 00:43:05,493
Bad ass.

627
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:07,953
That was actually scary, Kelly.

628
00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:09,633
That was great, babe.

629
00:43:09,635 --> 00:43:10,903
That's my girl.

630
00:43:10,905 --> 00:43:12,028
Not too shabby.

631
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,923
There may be some
competition here after all.

632
00:43:15,925 --> 00:43:17,483
Coop, you there?

633
00:43:17,485 --> 00:43:18,483
Copy that.

634
00:43:18,485 --> 00:43:19,635
Give me a second, Rach.

635
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,098
Wait, so who shot him?

636
00:43:25,955 --> 00:43:27,668
I think he shot himself, right?

637
00:43:32,773 --> 00:43:34,803
You all set up there, Rach?

638
00:43:34,805 --> 00:43:35,673
All set, Coop.

639
00:43:35,675 --> 00:43:37,823
Just got to site A.

640
00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:40,433
Copy that, did you meet with Sean yet?

641
00:43:40,435 --> 00:43:42,529
That's a negative, Coop.

642
00:43:42,531 --> 00:43:44,793
Alright well make sure
you check in with him.

643
00:43:44,795 --> 00:43:47,083
He's in a bit of a rampage today.

644
00:43:47,085 --> 00:43:48,443
I'm punched out, but
I'm gonna stick around

645
00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:50,643
with some of the new campers for a while.

646
00:43:50,645 --> 00:43:53,272
Sounds good, Coop, have fun.

647
00:43:53,274 --> 00:43:54,848
Will do, over and out.

648
00:43:58,565 --> 00:44:00,393
The bigger question is whether or not

649
00:44:00,395 --> 00:44:02,108
- the government sent him.
- Right?

650
00:44:03,315 --> 00:44:06,853
- So, who shot him?
- Guys.

651
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:10,083
We can get into all that after I win.

652
00:44:10,085 --> 00:44:12,255
Feeling pretty
confident over there, huh?

653
00:44:13,741 --> 00:44:14,824
Who's next?

654
00:44:15,939 --> 00:44:16,770
Ready?

655
00:44:16,772 --> 00:44:17,603
I can go.

656
00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:19,573
Change things up a little bit.

657
00:44:19,575 --> 00:44:22,003
I mean, it starts with that newscaster

658
00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:24,853
that Barry thinks is so hot.

659
00:44:24,855 --> 00:44:27,233
He claims he likes her reporting.

660
00:44:27,235 --> 00:44:28,548
Hey, come on now.

661
00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:30,712
She's on all the time.

662
00:44:30,714 --> 00:44:32,333
It's not like you have much choice.

663
00:44:32,335 --> 00:44:34,503
You're not talking about
Heather Powers, are you?

664
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,113
She's just cleavage
spewing talking points.

665
00:44:37,115 --> 00:44:38,076
Oh, here we go.

666
00:44:38,078 --> 00:44:41,213
With the mind-controlling
TV flicker rates,

667
00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:42,733
you can't trust it.

668
00:44:42,735 --> 00:44:45,143
Do you believe in the
Mandela Effect, too?

669
00:44:45,145 --> 00:44:46,868
It just can't be a coincidence.

670
00:44:47,765 --> 00:44:51,803
Anyway, Heather Powers
is reading off her

671
00:44:51,805 --> 00:44:54,183
oh-so-mighty teleprompter,

672
00:44:54,185 --> 00:44:58,293
and she's showing the footage
of yet another black guy

673
00:44:58,295 --> 00:45:00,543
being murdered by the police.

674
00:45:00,545 --> 00:45:02,343
Oh please.

675
00:45:02,345 --> 00:45:04,318
No more interruptions.

676
00:45:05,557 --> 00:45:06,663
That was scary.

677
00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:10,530
Tell me about it.

678
00:45:10,532 --> 00:45:12,023
For the third time,

679
00:45:12,025 --> 00:45:16,153
the beautiful and brilliant Heather Powers

680
00:45:16,155 --> 00:45:19,413
is reporting on the
latest police incident,

681
00:45:19,415 --> 00:45:22,793
and she's showing a
witness's cell phone video

682
00:45:22,795 --> 00:45:25,663
of the cops pulling up to a couple

683
00:45:25,665 --> 00:45:27,268
who are pretty heated.

684
00:45:29,915 --> 00:45:32,273
As we can see the cell phone
video taken by a bystander.

685
00:45:32,275 --> 00:45:33,963
The police officer opened fire

686
00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,573
on the unarmed African-American man

687
00:45:35,575 --> 00:45:37,413
with little to no provocation.

688
00:45:37,415 --> 00:45:40,393
He then turned and fired on
his unarmed girlfriend as well,

689
00:45:40,395 --> 00:45:42,223
murdering them both.

690
00:45:42,225 --> 00:45:44,333
Why do they never have guns?

691
00:45:44,335 --> 00:45:46,898
Shoot first, ask never, it seems.

692
00:45:47,985 --> 00:45:50,163
We only have little info
on this case so far,

693
00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:52,483
aside from the eye witness
footage and testimony,

694
00:45:52,485 --> 00:45:54,343
but we have made calls
to the police department

695
00:45:54,345 --> 00:45:57,563
for an explanation and are
still waiting for a response.

696
00:45:57,565 --> 00:45:59,453
We can only speculate why it's taking them

697
00:45:59,455 --> 00:46:01,023
so long in this case.

698
00:46:01,025 --> 00:46:02,693
We've gotten reports that protestors

699
00:46:02,695 --> 00:46:03,603
are beginning to gather

700
00:46:03,605 --> 00:46:05,723
near the crime scene, demanding answers.

701
00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:07,403
And justifiably so.

702
00:46:07,405 --> 00:46:11,162
While we wait, let's see that
cell phone footage again.

703
00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:12,065
You've got some serious

704
00:46:12,067 --> 00:46:14,693
fucking explaining to do.

705
00:46:14,695 --> 00:46:16,033
I know, Sarge.

706
00:46:16,035 --> 00:46:17,503
It won't be easy.

707
00:46:17,505 --> 00:46:18,348
Not easy?

708
00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,513
Not fucking easy?

709
00:46:22,515 --> 00:46:24,523
We've got a riot on our hands.

710
00:46:24,525 --> 00:46:26,836
Over some jerk-off video
that was posted to YouTube

711
00:46:26,838 --> 00:46:28,948
before I even got wind of the situation.

712
00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:32,853
And I'm not even sure
if it fucking happened.

713
00:46:32,855 --> 00:46:34,633
It happened, Sarge.

714
00:46:34,635 --> 00:46:36,493
Then where are the fucking bodies?

715
00:46:36,495 --> 00:46:37,878
Or the other suspects?

716
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:41,143
All I got is a dead cop,

717
00:46:41,145 --> 00:46:43,573
and the media doesn't
give a shit about him.

718
00:46:43,575 --> 00:46:45,738
That video they keep
replaying on the fucking news

719
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,703
shows a black guy and his white bitch

720
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,633
being fucking executed.

721
00:46:49,635 --> 00:46:51,753
So where in the fuck are they?

722
00:46:51,755 --> 00:46:53,083
It'll take some time, Sarge.

723
00:46:53,085 --> 00:46:53,918
You know what?

724
00:46:55,696 --> 00:46:57,488
Just start at the fucking beginning.

725
00:46:59,135 --> 00:47:00,235
Is that the footage?

726
00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:02,433
You mean the footage that makes

727
00:47:02,435 --> 00:47:04,633
no fucking sense whatsoever?

728
00:47:04,635 --> 00:47:06,238
Yeah, this is it, motherfucker.

729
00:47:13,365 --> 00:47:16,333
Officer Miller and I
were responding to a 417.

730
00:47:16,335 --> 00:47:18,813
Off of Las Vegas Boulevard and Sarah.

731
00:47:18,815 --> 00:47:21,069
Get off of me, you hurt
me. You're hurting my wrist.

732
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:22,597
One Charlie
three, one Charlie five.

733
00:47:24,094 --> 00:47:25,913
A domestic dispute, 5'8 ", 5'2", Paradise.

734
00:47:25,915 --> 00:47:27,613
Copy that, dispatch.

735
00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:28,465
We're on our way.

736
00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:31,463
One Charlie
three one Charlie five.

737
00:47:31,465 --> 00:47:33,813
Be advised subjects are
possibly intoxicated

738
00:47:33,815 --> 00:47:35,644
- and have a firearm.
- You idiot!

739
00:47:35,646 --> 00:47:36,676
- Yes you was.
- No I wasn't!

740
00:47:36,678 --> 00:47:38,097
Why you keep acting like this?

741
00:47:38,099 --> 00:47:39,013
I'm acting like this.

742
00:47:39,015 --> 00:47:40,583
- You're acting...
- Fucking cops.

743
00:47:40,585 --> 00:47:41,591
- Yeah.
- Look what you did.

744
00:47:41,593 --> 00:47:43,783
Yeah, I called them
because you are crazy.

745
00:47:43,785 --> 00:47:45,763
- Yes, crazy.
- I'm crazy, crazy.

746
00:47:45,765 --> 00:47:47,135
Whatever, you're the one
that would go over there

747
00:47:47,137 --> 00:47:48,123
and flirting with the guy,

748
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,276
- and acting like...
- Oh god.

749
00:47:49,278 --> 00:47:50,603
We got a call about a disturbance.

750
00:47:50,605 --> 00:47:52,073
Yeah, I called, officer.

751
00:47:52,075 --> 00:47:53,673
I'm fearing for my safety right now.

752
00:47:53,675 --> 00:47:54,943
Oh, you are unbelievable.

753
00:47:54,945 --> 00:47:56,593
He's just gonna say
what you want to hear.

754
00:47:56,595 --> 00:47:59,212
He'd act totally different
if you weren't here.

755
00:47:59,214 --> 00:48:00,853
She's just playing.

756
00:48:00,855 --> 00:48:02,596
Don't even listen to her.
It's just one of her games.

757
00:48:02,598 --> 00:48:05,033
- One of my games?
- Alright calm down.

758
00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:07,076
You know what, fuck this.

759
00:48:07,078 --> 00:48:08,978
I ain't fucking with the cops tonight.

760
00:48:09,975 --> 00:48:11,563
We out here minding our own business,

761
00:48:11,565 --> 00:48:14,215
and you guys want to come
over here and fuck with us.

762
00:48:15,089 --> 00:48:16,543
I'm fucking out.

763
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:17,645
Where are you going?

764
00:48:20,035 --> 00:48:20,908
What's his name?

765
00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:22,698
Dante.

766
00:48:23,545 --> 00:48:28,178
Dante, Dante!

767
00:48:32,655 --> 00:48:33,488
Dante.

768
00:48:34,885 --> 00:48:36,268
Wrong way, my brother.

769
00:48:37,275 --> 00:48:39,025
Turn around, let me see your hands.

770
00:48:40,795 --> 00:48:43,045
You want to come romp
with me, Babylon boy?

771
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:47,168
Police is just so predictable.

772
00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:50,653
Let me see how far you could take this.

773
00:48:50,655 --> 00:48:53,714
Move your Bomboclaat then
stop fucking with me.

774
00:48:53,716 --> 00:48:55,513
- You talk too much, Dante.
- Fuck you.

775
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:56,973
Whatever you say, Dante.

776
00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:58,993
I just need to see those hands.

777
00:48:58,995 --> 00:49:02,208
I don't give a fuck about
you, Bomboclaat Babylon boy.

778
00:49:04,045 --> 00:49:05,313
You hear me?

779
00:49:05,315 --> 00:49:06,553
You hear me?

780
00:49:06,555 --> 00:49:08,890
You're not going anywhere.

781
00:49:08,892 --> 00:49:10,643
- Fuck I am.
- The fuck you are!

782
00:49:10,645 --> 00:49:12,683
He's got a gun!

783
00:49:12,685 --> 00:49:14,451
- No!
- No don't!

784
00:49:18,252 --> 00:49:19,973
- What the fuck?
- She tried to attack me!

785
00:49:19,975 --> 00:49:21,383
No she didn't!

786
00:49:21,385 --> 00:49:22,216
What are you thinking?

787
00:49:22,218 --> 00:49:23,543
You should have had my back!

788
00:49:23,545 --> 00:49:25,233
What the hell just happened?

789
00:49:25,235 --> 00:49:26,523
Did he have a gun?

790
00:49:26,525 --> 00:49:28,673
I don't know, but he will.

791
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:29,506
Go check.

792
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,705
Pull yourself together,
and call for an ambulance.

793
00:49:36,155 --> 00:49:37,643
Well?

794
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:40,633
You're going to just sit
there like a dumb ass?

795
00:49:40,635 --> 00:49:41,958
Tell me the guy had a gun.

796
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:45,483
I wish I could, Sarge.

797
00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:46,798
So what the fuck was it?

798
00:49:49,225 --> 00:49:50,643
A lighter.

799
00:49:50,645 --> 00:49:52,438
Jesus Christ.

800
00:49:55,005 --> 00:49:56,696
Why didn't you upload
your body cam footage

801
00:49:56,698 --> 00:49:57,938
when you checked in?

802
00:49:58,965 --> 00:50:01,183
Sorry Sarge, I forgot.

803
00:50:01,185 --> 00:50:02,018
Here.

804
00:50:04,405 --> 00:50:06,543
I hope this gives us some wiggle room.

805
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,113
We need to change the media narrative

806
00:50:08,115 --> 00:50:09,378
as quickly as possible.

807
00:50:13,295 --> 00:50:14,773
With all due respect sir,

808
00:50:14,775 --> 00:50:16,825
the footage on the news is what happened.

809
00:50:17,795 --> 00:50:19,076
Officer Miller fired on two

810
00:50:19,078 --> 00:50:21,363
unarmed people without provocation.

811
00:50:21,365 --> 00:50:24,053
What happened is one of my
fellow officers was killed,

812
00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,843
that some nigga who trying to impress

813
00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:27,178
his white trash whore.

814
00:50:29,345 --> 00:50:30,678
Probably some gang banger.

815
00:50:31,705 --> 00:50:33,883
Probably high on some PCP shit.

816
00:50:33,885 --> 00:50:35,163
But Sarge, that's not...

817
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:36,883
That is what happened.

818
00:50:36,885 --> 00:50:39,163
Unless you have two corpses up your ass,

819
00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,373
then that news video is
as real as Hollywood.

820
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:42,633
- But Sarge...
- Now shut the fuck up

821
00:50:42,635 --> 00:50:43,743
so I can see what's next.

822
00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:45,743
Oh shit, fucking cops are here.

823
00:50:45,745 --> 00:50:47,409
- Look what you did.
- Yeah, I called the cops

824
00:50:47,411 --> 00:50:48,993
'cause you're acting crazy.

825
00:50:48,995 --> 00:50:49,991
- I'm acting crazy?
- Yeah.

826
00:50:49,993 --> 00:50:50,889
You're acting delirious.

827
00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:51,722
Do you hear yourself?

828
00:50:51,724 --> 00:50:52,555
Yeah I called, officer.

829
00:50:52,557 --> 00:50:54,103
I'm fearing for my safety right now.

830
00:50:54,105 --> 00:50:55,543
Oh, you are unbelievable.

831
00:50:55,545 --> 00:50:56,443
He's just gonna say what...

832
00:50:56,445 --> 00:50:58,324
You know what, fuck this.

833
00:50:58,326 --> 00:51:00,003
I ain't fucking with the cops tonight.

834
00:51:00,005 --> 00:51:01,533
We're out here minding our own business,

835
00:51:01,535 --> 00:51:03,353
and you guys just want to
come here and fuck with us.

836
00:51:03,355 --> 00:51:05,039
Where are you going?

837
00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:06,341
I'm fucking out of here.

838
00:51:08,085 --> 00:51:09,653
What's his name?

839
00:51:09,655 --> 00:51:11,894
- What's his name?
- Dante.

840
00:51:11,896 --> 00:51:12,729
Dante.

841
00:51:18,635 --> 00:51:20,198
You should've had my back.

842
00:51:23,564 --> 00:51:25,428
Oh god, oh god, okay okay, okay.

843
00:51:29,685 --> 00:51:31,235
Fuck, where the fuck did he go?

844
00:51:34,215 --> 00:51:35,048
Dante.

845
00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:41,634
What the fuck just happened?

846
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:19,733
What the hell?

847
00:52:19,735 --> 00:52:20,566
What the fuck is that?

848
00:52:20,568 --> 00:52:22,968
Explain what the fuck I
just seen on that screen.

849
00:52:25,395 --> 00:52:27,053
Why the fuck are you
looking at me like that?

850
00:52:27,055 --> 00:52:28,405
Look at the fucking screen.

851
00:52:29,945 --> 00:52:32,088
Hey look, he's coming around.

852
00:52:39,565 --> 00:52:40,938
You're a good cop.

853
00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:45,403
But not good enough.

854
00:52:45,405 --> 00:52:48,528
Mm, makes them taste
much better, at least.

855
00:52:57,812 --> 00:53:00,040
What the fuck did I just watch?

856
00:53:07,235 --> 00:53:09,335
- You're not a good cop.
- Sit the fuck...

857
00:53:10,661 --> 00:53:13,578
And you're not in charge anymore.

858
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:20,106
And he jumped on the Sergeant like this,

859
00:53:20,108 --> 00:53:22,613
and started feasting off his blood.

860
00:53:22,615 --> 00:53:24,903
Why do I have to be the victim?

861
00:53:24,905 --> 00:53:25,755
You're closest.

862
00:53:26,718 --> 00:53:30,283
Holy shit, that was awesome.

863
00:53:30,285 --> 00:53:32,620
- I gotta take a leak.
- Me too.

864
00:53:32,622 --> 00:53:34,433
Do you guys need fucking diapers?

865
00:53:34,435 --> 00:53:35,693
We can't get through two stories

866
00:53:35,695 --> 00:53:37,913
without someone either
pissing or shitting themself.

867
00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:38,833
I guess not.

868
00:53:38,835 --> 00:53:40,177
I'm gonna go this way.

869
00:53:40,179 --> 00:53:42,262
I am gonna go this way.

870
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:45,193
I really like the message, Sandy.

871
00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:47,138
Wait for us before we start the next one?

872
00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:49,683
Leave it to the black guy's girl

873
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,035
to bring up racial tension.

874
00:53:52,025 --> 00:53:55,543
Ignoring it doesn't
mean it doesn't exist.

875
00:53:55,545 --> 00:53:58,153
Yeah man, I live with
that shit every day.

876
00:53:58,155 --> 00:54:00,653
It's about time we get some revenge.

877
00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:02,233
Supernaturally, of course.

878
00:54:02,235 --> 00:54:04,143
I loved it, babe.

879
00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:04,978
I didn't.

880
00:54:06,065 --> 00:54:07,333
What?

881
00:54:07,335 --> 00:54:09,983
I didn't like the story.

882
00:54:09,985 --> 00:54:11,563
Bro, it's just supposed to be for fun.

883
00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:13,503
Why don't you relax?

884
00:54:13,505 --> 00:54:14,336
Don't get involved.

885
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,623
No, this guy's being a total dick.

886
00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,578
Don't tell me what to do.

887
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:20,303
These are supposed to be scary stories.

888
00:54:20,305 --> 00:54:22,023
That's what you guys said.

889
00:54:31,565 --> 00:54:33,113
Then make up your own.

890
00:54:33,115 --> 00:54:34,148
That's the rules.

891
00:54:35,935 --> 00:54:38,518
I know the game, and
I already have a story.

892
00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:47,113
I just want a proper buildup is all.

893
00:54:53,331 --> 00:54:55,231
It's not fun without a little tension.

894
00:54:57,645 --> 00:54:58,575
Are you...

895
00:54:59,655 --> 00:55:02,237
You're fucking with us, man.

896
00:55:06,252 --> 00:55:07,654
What did we miss?

897
00:55:07,656 --> 00:55:09,903
Coop trying to creep us out.

898
00:55:09,905 --> 00:55:11,655
I think he's worried.

899
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,100
Did you guys just see...

900
00:55:17,025 --> 00:55:18,103
Dude, you're tripping.

901
00:55:18,105 --> 00:55:19,458
Just chill out.

902
00:55:22,175 --> 00:55:23,525
So how about you go next?

903
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:27,814
What happened to ladies first, Alex?

904
00:55:27,816 --> 00:55:30,223
I'm not ready.

905
00:55:30,225 --> 00:55:31,058
You go.

906
00:55:31,945 --> 00:55:33,398
Fire away, fearless leader.

907
00:55:34,485 --> 00:55:35,763
Last chance.

908
00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:37,758
Alright, I'll go.

909
00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:46,303
Okay, so a group of
friends are sitting around,

910
00:55:46,305 --> 00:55:49,108
- smoking a blunt.
- Of course.

911
00:55:50,162 --> 00:55:52,103
Can you guys be any less obvious?

912
00:55:52,105 --> 00:55:53,448
Shut up guys.

913
00:55:54,285 --> 00:55:58,743
Alright, so a group of friends
is sitting around smoking,

914
00:55:58,745 --> 00:56:00,473
and they're playing Ouija.

915
00:56:00,475 --> 00:56:02,173
Do you play Ouija?

916
00:56:02,175 --> 00:56:03,233
Can I just?

917
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,853
Sorry.

918
00:56:04,855 --> 00:56:08,773
- Can you?
- I'm trying, okay?

919
00:56:08,775 --> 00:56:12,253
So, these friends are sitting around,

920
00:56:12,255 --> 00:56:16,593
using a Ouija board, and they're smoking.

921
00:56:23,795 --> 00:56:26,293
You know what, I lost my train of thought.

922
00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:27,745
I got you, hold that story.

923
00:56:28,795 --> 00:56:31,793
It's time somebody started
scaring the shit out of you guys.

924
00:56:31,795 --> 00:56:32,678
I'm all ears.

925
00:56:33,535 --> 00:56:35,493
Okay.

926
00:56:35,495 --> 00:56:38,373
So some fucking guy is
walking his fucking dog

927
00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:41,163
down this happy fucking street

928
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,023
in this happy fucking neighborhood

929
00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:44,598
in happy fucking America.

930
00:56:46,485 --> 00:56:50,382
My story is "Eternal Hunger."

931
00:56:51,395 --> 00:56:53,143
Not the kind you're used to Roger.

932
00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:54,943
You stoner son of a bitch.

933
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,605
Fuck you, Donnie.

934
00:57:22,425 --> 00:57:23,258
Parker.

935
00:57:58,595 --> 00:57:59,473
Hey Jules.

936
00:57:59,475 --> 00:58:01,253
Hey, did you see the news?

937
00:58:01,255 --> 00:58:02,273
The strangest thing just happened.

938
00:58:02,275 --> 00:58:04,123
Guess cops blew
away another black guy.

939
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:05,758
Had no gun, nothing on him.

940
00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:10,278
So, my parents are in town this weekend,

941
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,883
and they want to see Sandy and Kevin.

942
00:58:12,885 --> 00:58:14,933
But I had plans with
them for this weekend.

943
00:58:14,935 --> 00:58:15,873
I'll make it up to you.

944
00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:17,275
They only come twice a year.

945
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,258
Come on, Henry.

946
00:58:23,675 --> 00:58:24,673
No, it's just Cohagen.

947
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:25,773
He got loose.

948
00:58:25,775 --> 00:58:28,313
I can't believe
you named him that.

949
00:58:28,315 --> 00:58:30,403
You know, my dad was always nice to you.

950
00:58:30,405 --> 00:58:32,133
Can you just do it please?

951
00:58:32,135 --> 00:58:33,048
Damn dog.

952
00:58:46,275 --> 00:58:48,963
He's rambunctious, he's
got a lot of energy.

953
00:58:48,965 --> 00:58:52,885
He's a puppy.

954
00:58:52,887 --> 00:58:53,720
Cohagen.

955
00:58:54,975 --> 00:58:56,615
Cohagen, come here, come here.

956
00:58:58,026 --> 00:58:59,504
- Cohagen, come here.
- Henry?

957
00:58:59,506 --> 00:59:01,403
- Come here boy.
- Hello?

958
00:59:01,405 --> 00:59:02,238
Henry.

959
00:59:04,725 --> 00:59:05,975
Cohagen, come here boy.

960
00:59:07,093 --> 00:59:09,563
- Cohagen.
- Henry.

961
00:59:09,565 --> 00:59:10,758
Henry, hello?

962
00:59:19,675 --> 00:59:22,118
Henry, hello, Henry?

963
00:59:23,945 --> 00:59:25,743
You're not gonna
believe what I'm seeing.

964
00:59:25,745 --> 00:59:27,183
No changing the subject.

965
00:59:27,185 --> 00:59:28,893
I need this, Henry.

966
00:59:28,895 --> 00:59:31,843
I've been having a tough
time with my parents lately.

967
00:59:31,845 --> 00:59:33,543
How much did you ask for this time?

968
00:59:33,545 --> 00:59:34,603
What was that?

969
00:59:34,605 --> 00:59:36,105
You know Randy, my neighbor?

970
00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:38,263
Yeah.

971
00:59:38,265 --> 00:59:41,393
Well he's going to town on
some guy in a leather suit.

972
00:59:41,395 --> 00:59:42,763
What, like bondage stuff?

973
00:59:42,765 --> 00:59:43,598
Yeah!

974
00:59:44,442 --> 00:59:46,278
And by the looks of it, it ain't no lady.

975
00:59:47,505 --> 00:59:48,336
Just let him be.

976
00:59:48,338 --> 00:59:50,775
You should be more accepting
of peoples sexuality.

977
00:59:51,905 --> 00:59:53,843
This has nothing to do with us.

978
00:59:53,845 --> 00:59:55,723
You're not seeing what I'm seeing.

979
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:57,193
And neither should you.

980
00:59:57,195 --> 00:59:58,028
Oh hey.

981
01:00:00,565 --> 01:00:03,143
So, what about this weekend?

982
01:00:03,145 --> 01:00:03,978
Henry.

983
01:00:06,098 --> 01:00:08,572
Henry, Henry?

984
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:17,083
Jules.

985
01:00:17,085 --> 01:00:19,168
this is some pretty messed up stuff.

986
01:00:43,027 --> 01:00:44,155
Hello.

987
01:00:44,157 --> 01:00:46,693
- Earth to Henry.
- Just a second Jules.

988
01:00:46,695 --> 01:00:47,933
It's always something with you,

989
01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:51,146
and I'm so sick of you shit.

990
01:00:52,611 --> 01:00:54,773
I'm here and all you can
do is change the subject?

991
01:00:54,775 --> 01:00:58,563
Your dog, the neighbor, get over yourself.

992
01:00:59,745 --> 01:01:02,854
Why do you make me do this to you?

993
01:01:02,856 --> 01:01:06,768
Why do you make me hate you?

994
01:01:08,885 --> 01:01:10,422
I hate you so much.

995
01:01:10,424 --> 01:01:12,007
I hate you so much.

996
01:01:19,042 --> 01:01:22,625
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

997
01:01:23,831 --> 01:01:24,850
I don't want to hurt you.

998
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:27,384
I don't know what I'm
supposed to do with you.

999
01:01:27,386 --> 01:01:29,085
What am I supposed to do with you?

1000
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,633
What am I supposed to do with you?

1001
01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:58,458
Just forget it.

1002
01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:00,210
I can't count on you.

1003
01:03:08,245 --> 01:03:10,013
Are you even listening to me?

1004
01:03:10,015 --> 01:03:11,238
Hello Henry?

1005
01:03:13,085 --> 01:03:14,241
Henry?

1006
01:03:17,732 --> 01:03:18,565
Fuck!

1007
01:03:39,521 --> 01:03:40,354
Shit.

1008
01:04:50,306 --> 01:04:51,137
Calm down!

1009
01:04:51,139 --> 01:04:52,528
I'm here to help you.

1010
01:04:54,243 --> 01:04:55,687
It's okay.

1011
01:04:55,689 --> 01:04:57,283
Be glad I'm here.

1012
01:04:57,285 --> 01:04:58,188
Hold still.

1013
01:05:02,886 --> 01:05:05,119
I'm getting you out of here.

1014
01:05:05,121 --> 01:05:06,621
Don't you hear me?

1015
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:16,100
Oh fuck!

1016
01:05:18,905 --> 01:05:19,738
Ah.

1017
01:05:25,915 --> 01:05:28,893
What the fuck is this?

1018
01:05:45,155 --> 01:05:47,383
And that's how it's done.

1019
01:05:47,385 --> 01:05:49,248
That was good.

1020
01:05:50,165 --> 01:05:52,453
No competition now, huh, B-ry?

1021
01:05:52,455 --> 01:05:54,943
Uh uh, don't count
your chickens yet, bro.

1022
01:05:54,945 --> 01:05:57,923
Alright it's your turn
now, bud, no excuses.

1023
01:05:57,925 --> 01:06:00,832
Jesus, just sit down or something.

1024
01:06:02,247 --> 01:06:03,078
Dude.

1025
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,873
Sorry, natural impulse.

1026
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,815
Everybody watch your eyes.

1027
01:06:06,817 --> 01:06:07,648
Too late.

1028
01:06:07,650 --> 01:06:09,127
Yeah, not possible.

1029
01:06:09,129 --> 01:06:11,708
Depends on if you count
your reflection as yourself.

1030
01:06:13,051 --> 01:06:15,133
- That was deep.
- And off topic.

1031
01:06:15,135 --> 01:06:17,123
Let's get on with it, Rog.

1032
01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:18,833
And don't fuck it up this time.

1033
01:06:18,835 --> 01:06:19,976
Oh, should I do the sand thing again?

1034
01:06:19,978 --> 01:06:22,213
- That was kind of a long...
- No!

1035
01:06:22,215 --> 01:06:24,698
Nobody's doing the sand thing, okay?

1036
01:06:26,185 --> 01:06:28,098
Alright, fair enough.

1037
01:06:29,045 --> 01:06:29,878
Alright.

1038
01:06:31,902 --> 01:06:34,473
"Demonic Presence."

1039
01:06:34,475 --> 01:06:36,083
I thought it was called "Haunted Blunt."

1040
01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:37,593
Well it was until you ruined it.

1041
01:06:37,595 --> 01:06:39,633
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No that's okay.

1042
01:06:39,635 --> 01:06:41,373
You guys wanted something scarier,

1043
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:42,373
I'm gonna give it to you.

1044
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:43,503
Oh here we go.

1045
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:45,503
Fuck you, Donnie.

1046
01:06:45,505 --> 01:06:46,903
I'm scared already, Rog.

1047
01:06:46,905 --> 01:06:47,973
Okay here we go.

1048
01:06:47,975 --> 01:06:52,363
The winter night descends
on a quiet neighborhood.

1049
01:06:52,365 --> 01:06:56,213
Christmas lights are twinkling
on some of the houses.

1050
01:06:56,215 --> 01:06:59,093
A teenage babysitter
slouches on the couch.

1051
01:06:59,095 --> 01:07:02,253
The flickering TV on her motionless face,

1052
01:07:02,255 --> 01:07:03,958
as if she's in a trance.

1053
01:07:05,402 --> 01:07:07,125
And then.

1054
01:07:30,165 --> 01:07:31,982
The pictures and video keep pouring in,

1055
01:07:31,984 --> 01:07:33,803
showing these poor
refugees getting bombarded

1056
01:07:33,805 --> 01:07:37,223
and overwhelmed by our
forces at the border.

1057
01:07:37,225 --> 01:07:38,853
It's really shameful.

1058
01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:41,113
They just want a better life, people.

1059
01:07:41,115 --> 01:07:43,503
How we can have so many racist politicians

1060
01:07:43,505 --> 01:07:45,373
in this country is beyond me.

1061
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:48,213
It's their duty to grant
these migrants asylum.

1062
01:07:48,215 --> 01:07:50,241
We're supposed to be the land of the free,

1063
01:07:50,243 --> 01:07:51,693
not the land behind the wall.

1064
01:08:15,865 --> 01:08:18,273
Not to dilute your previous gene pool.

1065
01:08:18,275 --> 01:08:19,773
We need to come together and create

1066
01:08:19,775 --> 01:08:21,943
a new, more open society,

1067
01:08:21,945 --> 01:08:23,403
one that welcomes every gender,

1068
01:08:23,405 --> 01:08:26,383
race, sexual orientation,
religion and culture.

1069
01:08:26,385 --> 01:08:28,673
A society we can finally be proud of,

1070
01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:31,433
and that's called progress, people.

1071
01:08:31,435 --> 01:08:33,763
As always, turn on, tune in,

1072
01:08:33,765 --> 01:08:36,278
and remember, there's always tomorrow.

1073
01:08:38,835 --> 01:08:40,418
- Hey guys.
- Hey.

1074
01:08:41,735 --> 01:08:43,423
How was the show?

1075
01:08:43,425 --> 01:08:44,584
They were good.

1076
01:08:44,586 --> 01:08:46,498
Not quite as good as they used to be.

1077
01:08:47,482 --> 01:08:50,393
From the songs I could
remember, they were fantastic.

1078
01:08:50,395 --> 01:08:54,163
Newer stuff, I don't know, not so good.

1079
01:08:54,165 --> 01:08:56,163
Well they're for the younger crowd.

1080
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,673
They went crazy for it.

1081
01:08:57,675 --> 01:09:00,223
At least we behaved ourselves this time.

1082
01:09:00,225 --> 01:09:01,853
Though I feel old even saying that.

1083
01:09:01,855 --> 01:09:04,003
Oh please, you guys are amazing.

1084
01:09:04,005 --> 01:09:06,293
- Is he asleep?
- Like a log.

1085
01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:07,126
I'll go check on him.

1086
01:09:07,128 --> 01:09:07,998
- You got this?
- Yeah.

1087
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:11,055
This better not be going

1088
01:09:11,057 --> 01:09:12,294
where I think it's going.

1089
01:09:12,296 --> 01:09:14,098
Excuse me?

1090
01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:16,738
Yo Coop, let the man finish.

1091
01:09:18,925 --> 01:09:20,058
Yeah, I'm sorry Rog.

1092
01:09:20,925 --> 01:09:23,813
Alright.

1093
01:09:23,815 --> 01:09:28,093
So, the Reids walk into the
kitchen with the babysitter,

1094
01:09:28,095 --> 01:09:30,653
and Rob goes upstairs to check on his kid,

1095
01:09:30,655 --> 01:09:33,513
while Laura pulls out
her purse to pay Wendy.

1096
01:09:33,515 --> 01:09:35,663
So the little ones down asleep?

1097
01:09:35,665 --> 01:09:36,765
- Like a log.
- Good.

1098
01:09:38,312 --> 01:09:39,435
I'm gonna go check on 'em.

1099
01:09:39,437 --> 01:09:40,448
- You got this?
- Yeah.

1100
01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:47,053
I am so glad you moved here, Wendy.

1101
01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:48,943
You are like a breath of fresh air

1102
01:09:48,945 --> 01:09:50,895
compared to some of the kids we've had.

1103
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,656
Dad.

1104
01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:06,493
Yeah bud, it's late.

1105
01:10:06,495 --> 01:10:07,878
Go on back to sleep, okay?

1106
01:10:08,785 --> 01:10:10,228
No wait, come here.

1107
01:10:17,357 --> 01:10:19,696
- Can you check the room?
- What is it, bud?

1108
01:10:19,698 --> 01:10:21,364
Can you check the room? I can't sleep.

1109
01:10:24,265 --> 01:10:26,292
Alright, let me take a look.

1110
01:10:33,825 --> 01:10:36,608
Hey Rog, you did come up
with this yourself, right?

1111
01:10:37,665 --> 01:10:39,625
Look man, can you let me just...

1112
01:10:43,195 --> 01:10:45,418
Yeah, sorry about that.

1113
01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:52,593
It's just, your story as it is now,

1114
01:10:52,595 --> 01:10:53,623
is skirting dangerously close

1115
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,003
to the most obvious fucking
conclusion possible.

1116
01:10:56,005 --> 01:10:58,038
Cooper, back off him.

1117
01:11:00,292 --> 01:11:01,142
May I continue?

1118
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,093
You know what, I'm
sure you came up with it.

1119
01:11:04,095 --> 01:11:06,368
I'm sorry, continue.

1120
01:11:08,355 --> 01:11:09,188
Okay.

1121
01:11:11,205 --> 01:11:15,173
So, Jack asks Rob to check
his room for monsters,

1122
01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:17,776
and Rob's discouraged
'cause he keeps asking

1123
01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:19,478
over and over and over.

1124
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:29,760
There we go.

1125
01:11:29,762 --> 01:11:30,768
Here's Bill.

1126
01:11:31,895 --> 01:11:34,395
He was the one causing all
that ruckus down there.

1127
01:11:37,572 --> 01:11:38,405
Better?

1128
01:11:40,215 --> 01:11:42,475
Can you check the closet?

1129
01:11:42,477 --> 01:11:45,343
There's someone in there.

1130
01:11:45,345 --> 01:11:46,768
Come on, Jack.

1131
01:11:47,755 --> 01:11:50,103
It's been almost every night this week.

1132
01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:51,913
No but that was under the bed.

1133
01:11:51,915 --> 01:11:53,792
The closet is different.

1134
01:12:01,576 --> 01:12:02,409
Okay.

1135
01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:26,998
There's a monster in my bed.

1136
01:12:30,936 --> 01:12:32,656
What the fuck is this?

1137
01:12:32,658 --> 01:12:34,053
Bro, oh my God.

1138
01:12:34,055 --> 01:12:36,653
Yo dude, I think you're
taking this too seriously.

1139
01:12:36,655 --> 01:12:39,453
I take my time seriously.

1140
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,853
And you all are wasting it.

1141
01:12:41,855 --> 01:12:44,252
Just when we get a little momentum going,

1142
01:12:44,254 --> 01:12:47,088
the tweaked out dumb ass
over there fucks it all up.

1143
01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:50,135
How about you hit the road?

1144
01:12:51,235 --> 01:12:53,785
How about I teach you
guys how to scare somebody?

1145
01:12:55,765 --> 01:12:57,233
The demon takes the form of the kid

1146
01:12:57,235 --> 01:12:59,814
and he's standing on the
edge of the bed, right?

1147
01:12:59,816 --> 01:13:02,113
So he stretches out his finger,

1148
01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,673
and like an invisible box-cutter,

1149
01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:06,496
he slices the father's
fucking throat open.

1150
01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:10,133
The kid, Jack was it?

1151
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:13,673
He's scared speechless as he
watches his father bleed out.

1152
01:13:13,675 --> 01:13:15,753
The demon makes a hand movement,

1153
01:13:15,755 --> 01:13:19,536
closing the door between
the father and the son.

1154
01:13:19,538 --> 01:13:22,808
Rob falls to his knees,
running low on energy.

1155
01:13:23,815 --> 01:13:27,405
So he starts to crawl,
crawl to save his wife.

1156
01:13:36,818 --> 01:13:37,651
Rob?

1157
01:13:39,357 --> 01:13:40,773
What's that noise?

1158
01:13:40,775 --> 01:13:42,851
Is everything alright up there?

1159
01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:43,911
But unbeknownst
to everyone else,

1160
01:13:43,913 --> 01:13:44,744
the babysitter is the one who's really

1161
01:13:44,746 --> 01:13:46,183
- pulling the strings.
- Rob!

1162
01:13:46,185 --> 01:13:47,693
And she's about to take a bite

1163
01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:49,908
out of the lovely Miss Laura Reid.

1164
01:13:51,935 --> 01:13:54,193
So right when he gets to
the foot of the steps,

1165
01:13:54,195 --> 01:13:57,388
and the wife looks up to
him and screams his name.

1166
01:13:57,390 --> 01:13:58,333
Rob!

1167
01:13:58,335 --> 01:14:00,374
She rips her fucking heart out.

1168
01:14:03,697 --> 01:14:04,848
Okay.

1169
01:14:06,355 --> 01:14:08,523
Are you done?

1170
01:14:08,525 --> 01:14:09,868
Yeah I'm fucking done.

1171
01:14:15,565 --> 01:14:17,603
I was gonna go there with
the babysitter, you know.

1172
01:14:17,605 --> 01:14:19,453
Shut the fuck up, Roger.

1173
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,288
Hey!

1174
01:14:24,455 --> 01:14:25,288
Look.

1175
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:30,125
I'm not trying to be
too much of an ass here.

1176
01:14:32,153 --> 01:14:34,003
I was just trying to darken the mood.

1177
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:37,938
But I can go.

1178
01:14:38,815 --> 01:14:39,648
Stay.

1179
01:14:40,898 --> 01:14:41,948
Just tell your story.

1180
01:14:43,795 --> 01:14:45,153
I don't stay where I'm unwanted.

1181
01:14:45,155 --> 01:14:46,913
No, it's cool, man.

1182
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:50,368
I mean, you can't leave
after all that buildup.

1183
01:14:53,805 --> 01:14:54,805
Well alright then.

1184
01:14:56,495 --> 01:14:58,468
That's the spirit, Rog.

1185
01:15:03,055 --> 01:15:08,055
My story is called "Millennial Massacre."

1186
01:15:09,785 --> 01:15:14,093
It's about a group of campers
very much like yourselves.

1187
01:15:14,095 --> 01:15:15,433
They had been drinking,

1188
01:15:15,435 --> 01:15:19,328
carrying on, throwing
dirt in the fucking fire.

1189
01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:22,898
Telling scary stories.

1190
01:15:23,755 --> 01:15:25,803
But everything is fun and games

1191
01:15:25,805 --> 01:15:28,005
until one of them has
to go to the bathroom.

1192
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:32,803
Things aren't quite the
same when she gets back

1193
01:15:32,805 --> 01:15:33,855
as she remembered it.

1194
01:15:38,588 --> 01:15:40,088
And what do you think she saw?

1195
01:15:50,971 --> 01:15:51,804
Oh shit!

1196
01:15:54,855 --> 01:15:56,105
Did anyone else see that?

1197
01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:59,045
What are you talking about?

1198
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:01,753
I saw something,

1199
01:16:01,755 --> 01:16:04,988
like a shadow behind you.

1200
01:16:05,855 --> 01:16:07,238
I saw it before.

1201
01:16:08,115 --> 01:16:09,698
People cast shadows, Roger.

1202
01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:12,455
Let's just do this fucking thing.

1203
01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:14,703
I didn't see anything.

1204
01:16:14,705 --> 01:16:16,763
That doesn't mean there
wasn't anything there.

1205
01:16:16,765 --> 01:16:18,533
Maybe we should take a break and go look.

1206
01:16:18,535 --> 01:16:20,293
We could look for Tim, too.

1207
01:16:20,295 --> 01:16:21,768
You guys want me gone.

1208
01:16:24,845 --> 01:16:28,098
But you can't seem to
stop interrupting me.

1209
01:16:28,955 --> 01:16:29,788
Which is it?

1210
01:16:32,945 --> 01:16:37,518
Alright, we can go look for
the boogeyman after I win.

1211
01:16:39,915 --> 01:16:41,063
- So as I was saying...
- Guys,

1212
01:16:41,065 --> 01:16:42,723
- there's someone out here.
- They were about

1213
01:16:42,725 --> 01:16:45,483
to string up the white
jock by his entrails,

1214
01:16:45,485 --> 01:16:48,027
but they got a little to rambunctious

1215
01:16:48,029 --> 01:16:50,265
and ended up ripping him to shreds.

1216
01:16:51,275 --> 01:16:55,122
The only sane friend left
just stood there, watching.

1217
01:16:57,275 --> 01:17:01,323
But then, a new foot came
crashing down in front of them.

1218
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,548
It was the friendly park Ranger.

1219
01:17:08,895 --> 01:17:13,288
Carrying an even friendlier
aluminum baseball bat.

1220
01:17:15,545 --> 01:17:17,593
It was worn from years of use.

1221
01:17:17,595 --> 01:17:20,553
A slight bend in it.

1222
01:17:20,555 --> 01:17:22,473
It had little notches in it

1223
01:17:22,475 --> 01:17:24,608
to denote all his victims over the years.

1224
01:17:34,265 --> 01:17:37,398
Are you done?

1225
01:17:40,597 --> 01:17:42,197
But the funny thing was is that,

1226
01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:47,648
he didn't even need it.

1227
01:17:50,765 --> 01:17:52,995
She was so scared that

1228
01:17:54,025 --> 01:17:55,475
she just did everything that,

1229
01:17:57,815 --> 01:17:59,818
she did everything that the Ranger said.

1230
01:18:01,305 --> 01:18:03,903
Okay, I'm scared, and done.

1231
01:18:03,905 --> 01:18:05,116
Don't be silly, Alex.

1232
01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:06,248
That was dumb.

1233
01:18:07,105 --> 01:18:09,205
You told your story, now get the fuck out.

1234
01:18:10,057 --> 01:18:10,913
- Play nice.
- No.

1235
01:18:10,915 --> 01:18:11,803
He's scary.

1236
01:18:11,805 --> 01:18:13,273
I'm not gonna cater to this asshole.

1237
01:18:13,275 --> 01:18:16,003
You told your story, now get the fuck out.

1238
01:18:16,005 --> 01:18:19,443
I never said I was done.

1239
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:23,072
- Barry!
- Okay okay okay.

1240
01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:24,268
Let's just chill.

1241
01:18:26,065 --> 01:18:28,758
Relax, take a break for a little bit.

1242
01:18:29,798 --> 01:18:31,738
Hold on, I'll be right back.

1243
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:34,883
Weak bladder, huh?

1244
01:18:34,885 --> 01:18:36,153
Relax, man.

1245
01:18:36,155 --> 01:18:37,503
It's a good story.

1246
01:18:37,505 --> 01:18:39,405
You don't have to be a jerk anymore.

1247
01:18:42,995 --> 01:18:46,313
Again, I never said I was done.

1248
01:18:46,315 --> 01:18:47,443
You're done!

1249
01:18:47,445 --> 01:18:49,488
Now we're gonna go look
for Barry's brother.

1250
01:18:50,335 --> 01:18:51,166
Stop it!

1251
01:18:51,168 --> 01:18:52,885
Who the fuck's side are you on anyway?

1252
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,388
Clearly not yours.

1253
01:19:07,825 --> 01:19:09,933
Your radio's off.

1254
01:19:09,935 --> 01:19:11,023
What's wrong?

1255
01:19:11,025 --> 01:19:13,323
We found an abandoned car
on the side of the road.

1256
01:19:13,325 --> 01:19:15,453
I think if we come down here
and check on these guys.

1257
01:19:15,455 --> 01:19:16,805
An abandoned car?

1258
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:19,485
It could be Tim's.

1259
01:19:22,455 --> 01:19:23,593
What kind of car was it?

1260
01:19:23,595 --> 01:19:25,673
Gray Ford SUV.

1261
01:19:25,675 --> 01:19:26,508
That's Tim's.

1262
01:19:27,765 --> 01:19:29,513
Oh my god, did you find any blood?

1263
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:30,933
Shut up!

1264
01:19:30,935 --> 01:19:32,085
Why would you ask that?

1265
01:19:35,785 --> 01:19:37,185
You gonna go check it out?

1266
01:19:38,835 --> 01:19:39,868
Yeah, of course.

1267
01:19:41,605 --> 01:19:43,323
Where are you going?

1268
01:19:43,325 --> 01:19:44,813
What's it to you?

1269
01:19:44,815 --> 01:19:46,415
Don't want to leave you alone.

1270
01:19:48,379 --> 01:19:50,383
Is everything alright here Coop?

1271
01:19:50,385 --> 01:19:52,253
Everything's fine.

1272
01:19:52,255 --> 01:19:55,263
Donnie here just has
trust issues, that's all.

1273
01:19:55,265 --> 01:19:57,588
You want a ride to the car
with Sean? I can stay here.

1274
01:19:59,345 --> 01:20:00,545
You coming, tough guy?

1275
01:20:01,452 --> 01:20:02,608
You're god damn right I am.

1276
01:20:04,081 --> 01:20:04,981
You got a light?

1277
01:20:12,415 --> 01:20:13,533
You're just gonna leave me here?

1278
01:20:13,535 --> 01:20:14,785
We'll have words later.

1279
01:20:19,925 --> 01:20:21,493
It's about half a mile down the road.

1280
01:20:21,495 --> 01:20:22,553
It's not in the road.

1281
01:20:22,555 --> 01:20:23,698
Jesus, let's go!

1282
01:20:24,755 --> 01:20:26,743
Did you find any signs of a struggle?

1283
01:20:26,745 --> 01:20:28,157
Was there any blood?

1284
01:20:28,159 --> 01:20:29,721
Sandy, what the fuck?

1285
01:20:40,905 --> 01:20:42,899
What's the deal with Cooper?

1286
01:20:42,901 --> 01:20:43,823
What do you mean?

1287
01:20:43,825 --> 01:20:47,343
He was saying some things
that was a little out of line.

1288
01:20:47,345 --> 01:20:49,173
Oh, are you all college kids?

1289
01:20:49,175 --> 01:20:50,373
What is that supposed to mean?

1290
01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:52,233
The whole PC wave going on now,

1291
01:20:52,235 --> 01:20:53,335
you're all too touchy.

1292
01:20:54,955 --> 01:20:56,377
It wasn't like that.

1293
01:20:56,379 --> 01:20:58,373
What he said would be rude to anybody.

1294
01:20:58,375 --> 01:20:59,206
He's a dick.

1295
01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:00,313
I'm sorry if he's your friend.

1296
01:21:00,315 --> 01:21:01,753
But that's the truth.

1297
01:21:01,755 --> 01:21:03,663
I don't want to hear
another word about it.

1298
01:21:03,665 --> 01:21:05,905
You babies need some thicker skin.

1299
01:21:06,763 --> 01:21:08,136
You're in the middle of the woods.

1300
01:21:08,138 --> 01:21:10,580
There is no safe space out here.

1301
01:21:18,675 --> 01:21:21,253
Okay, what is it with you people here?

1302
01:21:21,255 --> 01:21:22,643
Oh, I'm sorry.

1303
01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:25,193
I forgot how fragile you are, Alex.

1304
01:21:25,195 --> 01:21:27,153
Excuse me?

1305
01:21:27,155 --> 01:21:28,238
Shut up, Kelly.

1306
01:21:30,064 --> 01:21:32,298
- How do you know?
- No?

1307
01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:35,538
I thought you never said no, Kelly.

1308
01:21:36,585 --> 01:21:38,313
I don't even know what
to say to you right now.

1309
01:21:38,315 --> 01:21:41,193
Don't you know any magic
spells to make me go away?

1310
01:21:41,195 --> 01:21:42,353
Of course you don't.

1311
01:21:42,355 --> 01:21:43,873
Without your silly mysticism,

1312
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:46,093
you don't even know who you are.

1313
01:21:46,095 --> 01:21:47,113
Do you?

1314
01:21:47,115 --> 01:21:51,268
Just a child, just boring,
like everyone else.

1315
01:21:53,045 --> 01:21:54,508
You're just a bitch.

1316
01:21:57,635 --> 01:21:58,468
Maybe.

1317
01:22:00,955 --> 01:22:03,273
At least I see people for who they are,

1318
01:22:03,275 --> 01:22:06,873
and the world for what it is.

1319
01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:08,783
I don't blame the fire
for consuming the stick

1320
01:22:08,785 --> 01:22:11,378
any more than I blame
Donnie for using you up.

1321
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:14,198
How do you know our names?

1322
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,818
Why was Donnie so quick
to leave you alone here?

1323
01:22:23,308 --> 01:22:25,708
Aw, did you get abandoned again?

1324
01:22:30,538 --> 01:22:33,065
Everything alright?

1325
01:23:25,978 --> 01:23:27,605
I don't stink again, do I?

1326
01:23:29,165 --> 01:23:30,988
Just keeping you on your toes.

1327
01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:46,478
Look look, there it is, there it is.

1328
01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:18,002
What the fuck is wrong with the seat?

1329
01:24:21,268 --> 01:24:24,197
Where the fuck is the latch?

1330
01:24:24,199 --> 01:24:25,699
- Don't go!
- What?

1331
01:24:30,860 --> 01:24:31,872
Fuck.

1332
01:24:31,874 --> 01:24:33,383
So what happened to you
all down at the campsite?

1333
01:24:33,385 --> 01:24:35,818
Get scared like a bunch of babies?

1334
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:36,828
What the fuck did you just say?

1335
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:40,073
I see blood out there, don't go.

1336
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,773
Are you kidding me?

1337
01:24:41,775 --> 01:24:43,273
That's my brother you're talking about.

1338
01:24:43,275 --> 01:24:45,613
Besides, it's too dark
to see anything anyway.

1339
01:24:45,615 --> 01:24:47,398
He's dead, I know it.

1340
01:24:48,235 --> 01:24:51,120
Sandy, I don't know
what's gotten into you,

1341
01:24:51,122 --> 01:24:53,795
but you need to stop right now!

1342
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,197
They're going to kill you!

1343
01:24:56,305 --> 01:24:57,935
Kill me?

1344
01:24:57,937 --> 01:24:59,120
- Man, get the fuck out my way.
- Yeah, just like Tim

1345
01:24:59,122 --> 01:25:01,483
- and the others.
- Sandy.

1346
01:25:01,485 --> 01:25:03,870
I seriously do not know
what's gotten into you,

1347
01:25:03,872 --> 01:25:06,676
but you need to shut the
fuck up and let me go!

1348
01:25:06,678 --> 01:25:08,293
Don't leave me!

1349
01:25:08,295 --> 01:25:09,126
No, you don't love me!

1350
01:25:09,128 --> 01:25:12,036
Let go!

1351
01:25:14,785 --> 01:25:16,808
You think he'd know his
girlfriend better than that.

1352
01:25:18,796 --> 01:25:19,693
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

1353
01:25:19,695 --> 01:25:21,583
And what's up with them?

1354
01:25:21,585 --> 01:25:23,652
I bet you squeal just
like her when you get cut.

1355
01:25:29,435 --> 01:25:30,268
Come on!

1356
01:25:32,956 --> 01:25:34,052
Damn it.

1357
01:25:34,054 --> 01:25:35,674
I'm so sorry.

1358
01:25:35,676 --> 01:25:36,759
Oh god, baby.

1359
01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:39,083
Come here, oh.

1360
01:25:41,616 --> 01:25:46,616
Fuck!

1361
01:26:02,094 --> 01:26:07,094
You ready to die, boy?

1362
01:26:10,969 --> 01:26:12,346
Kill him, Donnie!

1363
01:26:12,348 --> 01:26:14,567
Fucking do it!

1364
01:26:49,264 --> 01:26:50,343
Do you have any idea

1365
01:26:50,345 --> 01:26:52,775
what the fuck is going on here?

1366
01:26:56,825 --> 01:26:59,375
Other than a bunch of
psychos running this place?

1367
01:27:05,048 --> 01:27:06,298
What the hell, Barry?

1368
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,163
Man I had to.

1369
01:27:08,165 --> 01:27:10,210
Sandy was acting all crazy and shit.

1370
01:27:10,212 --> 01:27:13,603
Like really fucking crazy, man.

1371
01:27:13,605 --> 01:27:15,203
Fuck.

1372
01:27:15,205 --> 01:27:19,438
Alright, take your girl, and go get help.

1373
01:27:22,844 --> 01:27:24,878
- But what about you, dog?
- I'm not leaving Kelly.

1374
01:27:25,895 --> 01:27:27,145
I'll get the others, too.

1375
01:27:29,005 --> 01:27:30,743
Look, I don't know what the fuck

1376
01:27:30,745 --> 01:27:32,233
is going on with the water,

1377
01:27:32,235 --> 01:27:33,468
but whatever it is,

1378
01:27:33,470 --> 01:27:35,986
we need to get out of
here as fast as possible.

1379
01:27:35,988 --> 01:27:37,000
The water?

1380
01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:39,022
I don't fucking know what's going on!

1381
01:27:39,024 --> 01:27:40,083
Whatever's happening to Sandy

1382
01:27:40,085 --> 01:27:42,073
happened to these fucking Rangers.

1383
01:27:42,075 --> 01:27:44,578
Fuck, just be quick, okay?

1384
01:27:48,095 --> 01:27:48,945
Where's Cooper?

1385
01:27:50,203 --> 01:27:52,643
Gee, I don't know Barry!

1386
01:27:52,645 --> 01:27:54,763
I just spent the last five fucking minutes

1387
01:27:54,765 --> 01:27:56,883
fighting off a knife-wielding
fucking maniac!

1388
01:27:56,885 --> 01:27:58,967
What the fuck were you doing, Barry?

1389
01:27:58,969 --> 01:28:01,143
I was dealing with Sandy's crazy ass!

1390
01:28:01,145 --> 01:28:03,558
Whatever's going around here is fucked up!

1391
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:07,623
Look, alright.

1392
01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,456
He didn't take the road.

1393
01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,043
I can beat him back to the campsite.

1394
01:28:10,045 --> 01:28:11,644
I can handle it.

1395
01:28:11,646 --> 01:28:12,479
Just go.

1396
01:28:14,825 --> 01:28:18,242
When you get back to camp, take my car.

1397
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:20,128
Good luck bro.

1398
01:28:21,735 --> 01:28:22,568
Psych!

1399
01:28:24,205 --> 01:28:25,804
- Just kidding.
- Man!

1400
01:28:25,806 --> 01:28:26,637
- Stop fucking around dude!
- Be quick.

1401
01:28:26,639 --> 01:28:29,368
- Yeah, just go.
- Alright, yeah.

1402
01:28:33,687 --> 01:28:37,486
Fuck!

1403
01:28:43,668 --> 01:28:44,501
Roger.

1404
01:28:46,468 --> 01:28:49,047
Roger.

1405
01:28:49,049 --> 01:28:51,283
Roger.

1406
01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:52,118
Alex?

1407
01:28:56,065 --> 01:28:56,898
What happened?

1408
01:28:58,305 --> 01:29:00,244
Where's that Ranger lady?

1409
01:29:00,246 --> 01:29:02,208
You're an interesting one, Roger.

1410
01:29:04,030 --> 01:29:04,903
What?

1411
01:29:04,905 --> 01:29:07,088
Never met anyone quite like you.

1412
01:29:10,335 --> 01:29:13,418
Alex, this really
isn't the time for that.

1413
01:29:14,548 --> 01:29:15,379
What happened to that Ranger?

1414
01:29:15,381 --> 01:29:16,390
Did you see what happened?

1415
01:29:16,392 --> 01:29:18,623
No matter how scared you seem,

1416
01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:22,348
we can't quite pin you down.

1417
01:29:28,685 --> 01:29:30,958
What do you see when you look at me?

1418
01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:34,600
Am I still the girl you like?

1419
01:29:37,950 --> 01:29:40,412
Is this still the body that you wanted?

1420
01:29:41,525 --> 01:29:44,238
Or the lips that you wanted to kiss?

1421
01:29:48,485 --> 01:29:49,783
What?

1422
01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:52,193
Don't you want me anymore?

1423
01:29:52,195 --> 01:29:54,468
You couldn't keep your
eyes off me all day.

1424
01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:56,505
You're not you.

1425
01:29:57,367 --> 01:29:58,668
Who am I?

1426
01:29:58,670 --> 01:30:00,253
Whose body is this?

1427
01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:04,566
Fuck you!

1428
01:30:10,425 --> 01:30:14,483
What is it with you?

1429
01:30:14,485 --> 01:30:16,273
I should ask you the same thing.

1430
01:30:16,275 --> 01:30:17,875
You can find out for yourself.

1431
01:30:19,355 --> 01:30:20,843
Just join us.

1432
01:30:20,845 --> 01:30:22,873
You won't have to be afraid anymore.

1433
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:23,725
I'm not afraid.

1434
01:30:24,765 --> 01:30:26,353
I see you.

1435
01:30:26,355 --> 01:30:27,873
And I'm not joining anything.

1436
01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:28,898
Oh so that's it?

1437
01:30:30,075 --> 01:30:31,443
We can't have that.

1438
01:30:31,445 --> 01:30:34,828
Now you do have to die, Roger.

1439
01:30:53,168 --> 01:30:56,948
Hey, Roger!

1440
01:31:13,285 --> 01:31:14,773
Where's Kelly?

1441
01:31:14,775 --> 01:31:15,953
I don't know.

1442
01:31:15,955 --> 01:31:16,913
Well what's going on?

1443
01:31:16,915 --> 01:31:18,923
Do you feel any different?

1444
01:31:18,925 --> 01:31:20,323
They couldn't turn me,

1445
01:31:20,325 --> 01:31:21,833
or do whatever it is they do to people.

1446
01:31:21,835 --> 01:31:23,807
They couldn't do it to me,

1447
01:31:23,809 --> 01:31:26,767
so they tried to kill me.

1448
01:31:26,769 --> 01:31:28,826
Somebody help!

1449
01:31:28,828 --> 01:31:29,953
- Go.
- No, no.

1450
01:31:29,955 --> 01:31:32,250
Look, I'll be fine, just go.

1451
01:31:36,805 --> 01:31:38,478
I can take care of myself.

1452
01:31:39,745 --> 01:31:41,702
I didn't know you
could be such a bad ass.

1453
01:31:43,270 --> 01:31:45,273
When the going gets weird,

1454
01:31:45,275 --> 01:31:46,442
the weird turn pro.

1455
01:31:49,649 --> 01:31:52,047
I don't know what that means.

1456
01:31:52,049 --> 01:31:52,882
Go!

1457
01:32:26,969 --> 01:32:31,669
Oh shit!

1458
01:32:37,515 --> 01:32:38,348
Shit!

1459
01:32:46,265 --> 01:32:47,673
What the fuck?

1460
01:32:47,675 --> 01:32:48,805
You killed her!

1461
01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:55,013
No, look, I'm sorry, but
there's some crazy shit going on,

1462
01:32:55,015 --> 01:32:57,413
and I gotta go get some help.

1463
01:32:57,415 --> 01:32:58,874
Are you kidding me?

1464
01:32:58,876 --> 01:32:59,707
You murdered her.

1465
01:32:59,709 --> 01:33:01,252
You just killed my friend.

1466
01:33:01,254 --> 01:33:03,563
I don't have time for this shit!

1467
01:33:03,565 --> 01:33:05,274
Look, I know it sounds crazy,

1468
01:33:05,276 --> 01:33:08,327
but you gotta come with me.

1469
01:33:08,329 --> 01:33:09,329
- Liz?
- Barry?

1470
01:33:11,065 --> 01:33:13,308
Holy fuck, is that Sam?

1471
01:33:14,445 --> 01:33:16,932
- Sam, Sam.
- You killed me, Bar.

1472
01:33:18,113 --> 01:33:19,280
You killed me.

1473
01:33:20,513 --> 01:33:22,453
You killed me, Bar.

1474
01:33:22,455 --> 01:33:23,855
You killed me, Bar.

1475
01:33:25,115 --> 01:33:28,343
Jesus Christ.

1476
01:33:28,345 --> 01:33:30,010
What the fuck were you two doing

1477
01:33:30,012 --> 01:33:32,250
in the middle of the road?

1478
01:33:32,252 --> 01:33:33,083
And where's Tim?

1479
01:33:33,085 --> 01:33:35,563
Tim went to town to get help,

1480
01:33:35,565 --> 01:33:37,303
so you can stop running now.

1481
01:33:37,305 --> 01:33:39,323
What do you, why would I...

1482
01:33:39,325 --> 01:33:40,528
Stay here with me.

1483
01:33:41,975 --> 01:33:44,365
- It's cold out here, Barry.
- Oh.

1484
01:33:44,367 --> 01:33:45,848
Use some company.

1485
01:33:45,850 --> 01:33:48,068
Just when I thought shit
couldn't get any crazier.

1486
01:33:49,210 --> 01:33:51,750
How come we never kiss at parties?

1487
01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:55,869
I used to catch you looking
at me, but you were too shy.

1488
01:33:55,871 --> 01:33:57,965
I hope you've grown up since then.

1489
01:33:57,967 --> 01:33:58,800
Oh.

1490
01:34:01,878 --> 01:34:03,068
But, Sam.

1491
01:34:04,455 --> 01:34:05,705
What's the matter, Bar?

1492
01:34:07,410 --> 01:34:09,583
Aren't you gonna fuck her?

1493
01:34:09,585 --> 01:34:11,673
Are you fucking shitting me?

1494
01:34:11,675 --> 01:34:13,427
I'm so over this.

1495
01:34:13,429 --> 01:34:18,429
Get off me, bitch!

1496
01:34:34,130 --> 01:34:34,963
Kelly!

1497
01:34:37,527 --> 01:34:38,360
Kelly!

1498
01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:45,638
Kelly!

1499
01:35:00,767 --> 01:35:03,119
I said I'm sorry!

1500
01:35:03,121 --> 01:35:04,865
We don't have time for this.

1501
01:35:04,867 --> 01:35:09,867
There's some crazy shit going down.

1502
01:35:09,990 --> 01:35:10,987
I care.

1503
01:35:10,989 --> 01:35:13,168
It's always about you!

1504
01:35:13,170 --> 01:35:14,907
Look, we don't have time for this.

1505
01:35:14,909 --> 01:35:17,608
There is some weird stuff
happening, and people are dead.

1506
01:35:18,785 --> 01:35:19,743
I mean, what happened back there?

1507
01:35:19,745 --> 01:35:21,189
Why were you crying?

1508
01:35:21,191 --> 01:35:22,413
You've been acting
crazy this whole time.

1509
01:35:22,415 --> 01:35:23,448
It's probably you.

1510
01:35:25,613 --> 01:35:27,704
Holy shit, did you actually kill somebody?

1511
01:35:27,706 --> 01:35:30,273
It's a long story, but it
was self defense, really.

1512
01:35:30,275 --> 01:35:31,683
Self defense, Donnie?

1513
01:35:31,685 --> 01:35:33,273
You're always looking for a fight!

1514
01:35:33,275 --> 01:35:34,283
Well hate me if you want to,

1515
01:35:34,285 --> 01:35:36,003
but there is some weird shit happening,

1516
01:35:36,005 --> 01:35:38,043
and Roger's been stabbed.

1517
01:35:38,045 --> 01:35:39,373
Stabbed?

1518
01:35:39,375 --> 01:35:41,707
All I saw was that Ranger
lady hitting him in the face

1519
01:35:41,709 --> 01:35:44,148
- and that's when I took off.
- Yeah, well when I walked up,

1520
01:35:44,150 --> 01:35:46,013
Alex was trying to stab him to death.

1521
01:35:46,015 --> 01:35:46,846
Alex?

1522
01:35:46,848 --> 01:35:47,703
That's what I'm saying!

1523
01:35:47,705 --> 01:35:48,968
Shit is crazy!

1524
01:35:53,055 --> 01:35:53,888
It was you.

1525
01:35:55,015 --> 01:35:57,043
Alex wouldn't do that,
you're fucking lying.

1526
01:35:57,045 --> 01:35:58,453
Babe, look at me.

1527
01:35:58,455 --> 01:36:01,993
I know I can be a real
asshole, but I am no murderer.

1528
01:36:01,995 --> 01:36:03,508
Get off me, Donnie.

1529
01:36:08,967 --> 01:36:10,768
Babe.

1530
01:36:17,843 --> 01:36:19,260
Donnie, Donnie.

1531
01:36:20,806 --> 01:36:23,203
Oh, Kelly, no.

1532
01:36:23,205 --> 01:36:26,784
Baby, baby, look at me, look at me.

1533
01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:28,583
I'm sorry, I didn't...

1534
01:36:28,585 --> 01:36:29,738
Baby, look at me.

1535
01:36:33,709 --> 01:36:34,542
Oh, Kelly.

1536
01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:36,749
No, no no no!

1537
01:36:38,429 --> 01:36:39,262
Oh God.

1538
01:37:08,322 --> 01:37:11,868
I like to try to at
least turn 'em first.

1539
01:37:15,245 --> 01:37:17,448
Who am I to shit on someone else's style?

1540
01:37:20,245 --> 01:37:21,898
And I kind of like yours, killer.

1541
01:37:22,946 --> 01:37:24,588
And you helped out a lot tonight.

1542
01:37:25,845 --> 01:37:27,168
Don't call me that.

1543
01:37:30,905 --> 01:37:33,413
Well I call a spade a spade,

1544
01:37:33,415 --> 01:37:37,088
and you, killer, are a killer.

1545
01:37:38,225 --> 01:37:39,248
I didn't mean to.

1546
01:37:41,795 --> 01:37:43,745
Well that makes everything okay then!

1547
01:37:52,395 --> 01:37:56,448
Are you done?

1548
01:37:59,795 --> 01:38:02,043
Yeah.

1549
01:38:02,045 --> 01:38:02,995
Let's go get Roger.

1550
01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:11,668
That clumsy fuck is mine.

1551
01:38:14,835 --> 01:38:16,035
You're needed elsewhere.

1552
01:38:23,047 --> 01:38:23,880
Go.

1553
01:38:58,607 --> 01:39:02,024
You've made such a mess of things, Roger.

1554
01:39:03,910 --> 01:39:07,878
But luckily, Donnie, oh he's a rockstar.

1555
01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:11,795
Too bad about Alex, though.

1556
01:39:14,185 --> 01:39:16,688
I was looking forward to
getting a piece of that myself.

1557
01:39:18,975 --> 01:39:22,348
I hope you did before she died, or after.

1558
01:39:23,715 --> 01:39:26,488
Hey, there might still be time, Rog.

1559
01:39:31,105 --> 01:39:32,205
You know it's funny.

1560
01:39:33,775 --> 01:39:36,108
I never saw one of those
shadows behind you.

1561
01:39:46,025 --> 01:39:47,325
That is funny, isn't it?

1562
01:42:06,382 --> 01:42:07,215
Tim!

1563
01:42:08,318 --> 01:42:09,151
Tim!

1564
01:42:10,140 --> 01:42:10,973
Tim!

1565
01:42:13,641 --> 01:42:15,409
Where the hell have you been, man?

1566
01:42:15,411 --> 01:42:18,577
I missed you too, bro.

1567
01:42:18,579 --> 01:42:19,580
I missed you too.

1568
01:42:19,582 --> 01:42:20,413
Do you know what the hell is going on?

1569
01:42:20,415 --> 01:42:22,483
Yeah, I think I got a pretty good idea.

1570
01:42:22,485 --> 01:42:23,318
No!

1571
01:42:24,395 --> 01:42:25,830
A lot of people are dead, man.

1572
01:42:25,832 --> 01:42:28,273
And some of them have lost their mind.

1573
01:42:28,275 --> 01:42:29,443
Yeah I know.

1574
01:42:29,445 --> 01:42:30,995
We have to just get used to it.

1575
01:42:33,443 --> 01:42:34,623
What?

1576
01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:36,025
We have to get used to it.

1577
01:42:37,838 --> 01:42:38,943
What?

1578
01:42:38,945 --> 01:42:40,498
It's the new normal, man.

1579
01:42:41,995 --> 01:42:44,393
Check out that dog's tail, dude.

1580
01:42:44,395 --> 01:42:45,803
Hey!

1581
01:42:45,805 --> 01:42:47,393
Samantha's fucking dead.

1582
01:42:47,395 --> 01:42:48,988
I watched her die myself.

1583
01:42:50,055 --> 01:42:50,988
That's too bad.

1584
01:42:51,905 --> 01:42:52,803
I guess that's the danger

1585
01:42:52,805 --> 01:42:56,285
of living in a free society.

1586
01:42:57,139 --> 01:42:59,543
Bro, do you see what that
lady has on over there?

1587
01:42:59,545 --> 01:43:01,468
Holy shit.

1588
01:43:05,215 --> 01:43:06,048
Sandy?

1589
01:43:07,655 --> 01:43:09,058
Long time no see!

1590
01:43:14,178 --> 01:43:15,356
We've missed you!

1591
01:43:15,358 --> 01:43:17,158
Barry's been worried sick about you.

1592
01:43:18,045 --> 01:43:20,638
Hey bro, where are you going?

1593
01:43:22,542 --> 01:43:24,392
- You guys just got here.
- Barry?

1594
01:43:25,747 --> 01:43:27,047
There's always tomorrow.

1595
01:43:35,139 --> 01:43:40,139
Oh hell no.

1596
01:47:16,832 --> 01:47:18,410
Now that
the economy has crashed,

1597
01:47:18,412 --> 01:47:19,323
just like we've been warning you

1598
01:47:19,325 --> 01:47:21,523
this past year at the "Powers Report,"

1599
01:47:21,525 --> 01:47:23,438
it is clearly time for a change.

1600
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:27,253
Impeachment proceedings are
underway for our President.

1601
01:47:27,255 --> 01:47:29,268
Amidst all this turmoil, remember,

1602
01:47:30,645 --> 01:47:33,793
there's always tomorrow.

1603
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But not for everybody.

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