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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎好，就這樣了

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‎我進去了

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‎好吧，小香腸

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‎我們幾週後見了？

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‎好，會很棒的，沒事的

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‎這是勒戒所對吧？

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‎進去時壞，出來就乖了

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‎謝謝你們又幫我出錢

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‎馬爾康，午餐呢？

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‎對，妳媽幫妳準備了一罐蛤蠣濃湯

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‎好，謝謝

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‎太好了

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‎-媽？
‎-《天堂的港灣》

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‎傑拉德曼利霍普金斯

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‎“我渴望前往四季如春的地方

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‎我乞求身在暴風不侵擾的地方

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‎一如這綠波在寧靜的港灣中蕩漾

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‎再不必經受大海的風浪”

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‎嗯，好

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‎好？妳聽得懂嗎？

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‎懂，當然懂

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‎我們以妳為榮

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‎謝了，妳想進來嗎？

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‎絕對不要

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‎梅馬汀？

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‎天啊，奧黛麗

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‎妳上次離開時，我最後跟妳說什麼？

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‎妳說如果我又回來，妳會殺了我

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‎-真高興見到妳
‎-已經過多久了？

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‎我想我上次來這裡時是18歲

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‎我把床墊固定住了
‎這樣妳就不能再丟到窗外

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‎我不會再做那種事了

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‎或許妳還沒聽說，但我現在是英國人

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‎我都準備好了，所以…

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‎手機，梅

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‎我沒有手機

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‎貝妮絲，妳可以給梅搜個身嗎？

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‎妳是指這個手機，好

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‎可以等我一下嗎？

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‎（喬治）

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‎（史考特）

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‎（嘿，聽說妳回來了？）

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‎（在勒戒所，來看我好嗎？老地方）

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‎好了

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‎來吧

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‎妳想喝蛤蠣濃湯嗎？

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‎哇賽！這是怎麼回事？

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‎怎樣，過聖誕節嗎？

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‎我正在清理和回收

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‎我剛讀到一篇文章說亞馬遜森林

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‎正在以每年5萬平方公里的速度消失

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‎為什麼都沒人跟我說，菲爾？

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‎如果我們不做資源回收
‎蜜蜂就沒有棲息地了

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‎蜜蜂啊，菲爾

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‎喬治

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‎妳嘴裡說“蜜蜂”和“回收”，但是…

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‎我只聽到“梅”

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‎我其實不擔心梅

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‎她會回來的

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‎-她甩了妳
‎-是我先甩掉她的

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‎所以，沒錯

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‎她覺得需要保持自己的獨立性

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‎還有療癒自己什麼的，我尊重她

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‎但拜託…

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‎她對我那麼著迷

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‎她寫了這首詩
‎稱讚我的手肘有多完美

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‎我的手肘噁心死了

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‎她甚至沒把她的東西帶走

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‎-她會回來的
‎-她不會回來了，喬治

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‎她回來時，她會發現我不一樣了

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‎我是更好的人了，然後我們會很幸福

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‎我、你、梅，還有蜜蜂

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‎我其實對這整件事很放心

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‎你能幫我整理這堆臭酸的垃圾嗎？

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‎菲爾，怎麼了？

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‎這是我爸的

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‎我已經三十年沒見到他了

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‎他拋下我的家人，就像…

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‎就像梅離開我們一樣

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎在勒戒吧，我想

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‎我正在試著寫關於麵條的笑話

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‎妳錯過女子瑜珈課了

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‎噢，跟妳說一下
‎我最近其實不太認同自己是女人

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‎那妳認為自己是什麼？

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‎有點像亞當崔佛或雷恩葛斯林

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‎我也還在摸索

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‎好，對了，妳有新室友了

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‎這是瑪莎

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‎瑪莎，這位是梅
‎她住在英國，但她暫時回來這裡

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‎嘿

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‎所以妳是英國人還是怎樣？

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‎不，我是加拿大人，我只是住那邊

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‎所以妳喜歡英國女王？

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‎什麼？

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‎女王陛下！

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‎需要幫妳的翹屁股鋪個王座嗎？

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‎尊貴的陛下？

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‎不用了，奧黛麗，我們能談…

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‎等等…

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‎我是不是認識妳？

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‎我是獨角喜劇演員
‎或許妳在網路上看過我的表演

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‎或在播客上聽過我

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‎不對，是別的事

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‎等等

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‎這是佛姬密道頓嗎？

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‎尊貴的陛下，女王！

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‎那是我的前女友

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‎我只是留著她的照片…

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‎太好了

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‎女王陛下正在吃我下面

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‎爽啊，女王陛下！

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‎大家早安

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‎早安

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‎-早安，奧黛麗
‎-好，第一件事

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‎誰尿在米裡面？

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‎那很噁心，瑪莎
‎所以妳現在不准吃米飯了

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‎所以我們得吃那些米嗎？

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‎各位，這是梅，她剛剛加入我們

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‎她是英國女王

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‎妳的屁股上還要更多
‎加冕御寶嗎，女王陛下？

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‎好的，瑪莎

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‎請在我的屁股上
‎多放點加冕御寶好嗎？

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‎好了，注意聽

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‎今天我想由一個簡單的問題開始

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‎-我們為什麼來這裡？
‎-免費的米？

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‎我們來是因為我們破戒了

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‎我希望我們不只是因為破戒而來這裡

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‎而是因為我們永遠都不想再回來這裡

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‎尚恩，你想打破什麼循環？

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‎每當我的人生開始好轉時

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‎我就會放火燒了它

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‎這是很有力的比喻

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‎不，我是真的放火把我家燒了

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‎好吧

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‎-瑪莎？
‎-我有允許妳跟我說話嗎，蕩婦？

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‎梅，妳呢？

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‎好，嗯…

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‎我深深愛上一個

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‎長得就像一顆小腰豆的女孩

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‎當我們分手時，我馬上就破戒了

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‎那真的嚇死我了，因為…

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‎我覺得我需要確定
‎我對她的感情是真的

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‎而不是另一種癮頭

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‎我想信這裡的每個人

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‎對於對一個人上癮的感覺
‎都能感同身受，對吧？

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‎梅，聽聽看這些是不是很熟悉

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‎“成人情感依賴”

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‎“沒有他人的認可
‎我就不覺得自己討人喜歡或有價值”

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‎“我需要某個特定的人一直注意我
‎我才會覺得沒事”

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‎“我很害怕一個人”

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‎對啦，我知道

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‎但我該怎麼改？

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‎妳必須要完全放手

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‎對，我放手了
‎我來這裡之前已經跟她分手了

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‎瑪莎告訴我，妳床邊還放著她的照片

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‎好，聽著

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‎妳對那個人還有依戀的話
‎是沒辦法改掉情感依賴的

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‎那就像是想戒掉海洛因

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‎手裡卻拿著注射器

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‎妳得完全靠妳自己，小妞

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‎抱歉…

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‎亞當崔佛

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‎每次我試著為了墨水男孩戒毒

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‎我都會破戒

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‎這一次，我是為自己來的

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‎沒有任何人可以再嚐到我的花蜜

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‎直到我把自己弄好

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‎妳得長大，小朋友

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‎承認這一點很痛苦

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‎但瑪莎說得有道理

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‎妳不能在還沒癒合的傷口上建立感情

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‎妳得讓它結痂

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‎否則，妳們會一直傷害彼此

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‎不斷重複…

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‎天啊，瑪莎，別這樣！

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‎（我必須長大）

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‎-喂？
‎-嗨

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‎是梅嗎？幫我打招呼

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‎菲爾，滾開

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‎-喬治，幫我打招呼
‎-滾開啦

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‎滾開！

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‎加拿大怎麼樣？

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‎很好啊，還不錯

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‎我是用公共電話打的

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‎我在森林裡

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‎我跟一些好朋友來露營

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‎我們剛剛在釣魚，還騎了麋鹿

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好啊，很好

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‎很好，我好多了

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‎是啊，梅，我一直在想…

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‎對我來說什麼才是重要的

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‎喬治，我覺得我應該搬出去

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‎什麼？

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‎對，我覺得這樣不公平

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‎我一直讓妳等，也讓自己等

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‎傑克有個空房間

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‎我可以叫他去妳家拿我的東西

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‎什麼意思？

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‎妳是說…

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‎妳要跟我一刀兩斷嗎？

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‎我覺得我正在學習…

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‎不要在還沒癒合的傷口上建立關係

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‎妳得讓傷口結痂

206
00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:41,141
‎如果妳還想要彼此的花蜜

207
00:09:41,221 --> 00:09:43,501
‎那就要讓彼此自由，妳懂嗎？

208
00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:44,821
‎-什麼？
‎-嘿

209
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,461
‎-我知道我怎麼認識妳的
‎-我正在講電話，瑪莎

210
00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:52,221
‎梅，那是誰？
‎妳跟誰在一起，是女生嗎？

211
00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,221
‎不是，只是個粉絲

212
00:09:54,301 --> 00:09:55,301
‎妳要簽名照嗎？

213
00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,221
‎妳認識我男朋友

214
00:09:58,021 --> 00:09:59,301
‎墨水男孩

215
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,741
‎妳欠他錢，妳這個噁心的小老鼠

216
00:10:02,821 --> 00:10:03,981
‎妳在哪裡？

217
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,421
‎妳最好趕快跑

218
00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:07,381
‎女王陛下

219
00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,621
‎喬治，我該走了

220
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,221
‎她掛斷了

221
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,701
‎她說什麼？她有提到我嗎？

222
00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:20,621
‎她…

223
00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:23,301
‎她說她想搬出去

224
00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:38,221
‎她不會回來了

225
00:10:47,901 --> 00:10:49,261
‎嘿，妳還好嗎？

226
00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,781
‎去呼吸點新鮮空氣吧

227
00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:58,221
‎我其實沒有那麼喜歡大自然

228
00:10:58,301 --> 00:10:59,381
‎奧黛麗

229
00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:05,621
‎為什麼有些人
‎光是活著就需要這麼多幫助

230
00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:07,621
‎而其他人卻完全不需要？

231
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,421
‎或許是遺傳，或是創傷

232
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,141
‎什麼創傷？

233
00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:15,741
‎我小時候過得很優渥
‎妳知道我還吹雙簧管嗎？

234
00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:18,141
‎梅，妳第一次來這裡時

235
00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:20,741
‎妳年紀很輕，而且很脆弱

236
00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:21,901
‎這聽起來很怪

237
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,141
‎但其實少年時期
‎有很長一段時間的事我都不記得

238
00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:27,061
‎感覺全都糊在一起了

239
00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:29,541
‎我覺得我的腦袋就像廚房的櫥櫃一樣

240
00:11:29,621 --> 00:11:31,901
‎堆滿了空的保鮮盒

241
00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:33,941
‎而且都搞錯了，蓋子都蓋錯了

242
00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,901
‎而且全都亂成一團，全都亂糟糟的

243
00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:38,421
‎創傷就是會這樣

244
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:41,341
‎是啊，但這些人有真正的創傷

245
00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:42,621
‎像是坎坷的人生

246
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,461
‎但我就只是個小屁孩

247
00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:46,901
‎遊手好閒，想成為巴布狄倫之類的

248
00:11:46,981 --> 00:11:51,301
‎“嘿，老兄！
‎我在用雙簧管吹《鈴鼓手先生》”

249
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:53,581
‎梅，妳不可能是巴布狄倫

250
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,381
‎因為他是個搖滾巨星

251
00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:57,661
‎而妳當時只是個15歲的小女孩

252
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,661
‎算了，不用在意

253
00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:04,061
‎聽著，妳還記得什麼少年時期的事？

254
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,621
‎當時的感情關係？

255
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:10,501
‎我覺得這條路走不通
‎或許妳應該去幫幫其他人

256
00:12:10,581 --> 00:12:13,541
‎我覺得我想躺在床底下
‎假裝自己是一塊木板

257
00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:16,101
‎沒關係的，先喘口氣好嗎？

258
00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:18,941
‎什麼？我現在沒辦法聽得很清楚

259
00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:21,701
‎妳故意講很小聲嗎？
‎我覺得我好像在鐵達尼號上

260
00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:24,501
‎-我們在演《鐵達尼號》嗎？
‎-梅

261
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:25,421
‎天啊

262
00:12:31,781 --> 00:12:33,181
‎-嘿！
‎-嗨！

263
00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,221
‎我下去

264
00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:36,461
‎梅，拜託妳別放棄自己

265
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,501
‎妳真的很厲害，奧黛麗

266
00:12:39,141 --> 00:12:40,861
‎靠！這裡太高了

267
00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:42,821
‎妳知道妳可以走前門吧？

268
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,181
‎這裡不是監獄

269
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,341
‎謝了，奧黛麗，妳真的很善良

270
00:12:58,661 --> 00:13:00,061
‎-嘿！
‎-嘿

271
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,221
‎-似曾相識啊，小子
‎-我不會法文

272
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,581
‎天啊，妳的臉怎麼了？

273
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,981
‎噢，沒什麼

274
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,741
‎-我們可以離開這裡嗎？
‎-可以嗎？勒戒結束了？

275
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:13,141
‎是啊，我只想往前走
‎但他們一直把我拉回過去

276
00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:14,821
‎-懂嗎？
‎-好吧

277
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,581
‎可以找個秀讓我表演嗎？

278
00:13:16,661 --> 00:13:18,581
‎開什麼玩笑？妳現在可紅了

279
00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:20,101
‎妳想去哪裡講都可以

280
00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:21,301
‎-真的嗎？
‎-是啊！

281
00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:24,821
‎喜劇俱樂部裡超多八卦
‎我都不知道從何講起

282
00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:48,741
‎我一直認為梅會回來，但她當然不會

283
00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:52,701
‎她或許正在寫詩讚美別人的手肘

284
00:13:54,781 --> 00:13:55,621
‎而我…

285
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,581
‎我改變了

286
00:13:58,661 --> 00:13:59,901
‎我會做資源回收了！

287
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:06,741
‎我們應該去旅行

288
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,901
‎我們應該去找你爸

289
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,421
‎妳願意幫我找我爸？

290
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,341
‎願意

291
00:14:12,861 --> 00:14:13,741
‎我願意

292
00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:16,541
‎菲爾，那樣我們才有目標

293
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:17,981
‎我沒理由留在這了

294
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,821
‎你爸會在哪裡？好萊塢

295
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:20,981
‎我們去好萊塢！

296
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,101
‎那妳的工作怎麼辦，寶貝？

297
00:14:23,181 --> 00:14:24,981
‎去他的工作，我辭職！

298
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,381
‎我爛透了，我是個爛老師

299
00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:28,341
‎上週我給狄帕20鎊讓她寫作業

300
00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:31,261
‎如果妳是認真的，那好啊

301
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:32,261
‎-真的？
‎-真的

302
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:33,261
‎-好啊！
‎-太好了！

303
00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:38,261
‎所以呢，我有兩個室友

304
00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:39,541
‎我叫他們媽媽跟爸爸

305
00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:40,581
‎不會吧

306
00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,221
‎他還在講這個笑話？

307
00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:43,741
‎已經講了九年了，妳看

308
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,541
‎拜託，史考特，有必要嗎？

309
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,621
‎接下來這位呢

310
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:53,101
‎她已經很久沒有在這裡表演了

311
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:54,781
‎但我很高興跟大家報告

312
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,181
‎她已經直接
‎退化成她以前那種白癡樣了

313
00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,621
‎各位女士先生
‎請掌聲歡迎，梅馬汀！

314
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,221
‎-不
‎-抱歉

315
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:10,941
‎不，沒關係

316
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,741
‎-對不起
‎-沒關係

317
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:14,221
‎妳已經長大不需要我了吧？

318
00:15:15,341 --> 00:15:16,901
‎-什麼？
‎-快上台吧

319
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:17,981
‎換妳了，去吧

320
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:32,861
‎嗨，各位

321
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,781
‎我是梅

322
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,221
‎我剛從勒戒所出來

323
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,381
‎抱歉

324
00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:51,341
‎你有說話嗎？

325
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,341
‎好，有點奇怪

326
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:04,941
‎嘿，那個…

327
00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:07,741
‎聽著，我聽說那邊都講很前衛的笑話

328
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:09,301
‎在英國那邊

329
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,421
‎沒錯，我能不能說說
‎我有一次想告達賴喇嘛的事？

330
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:16,741
‎那個王八蛋，我不曉得…

331
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:27,221
‎這倒新鮮

332
00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:30,621
‎我嚇傻了，好嗎？

333
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,901
‎妳恐慌症發作了，歡迎來到我的世界

334
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,581
‎出來吧，大家都走了

335
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:45,821
‎你剛剛是什麼意思？你說…

336
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,741
‎“妳已經長大不需要我了”

337
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,261
‎我只是在開玩笑，那只是個蠢玩笑

338
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:54,261
‎聽著，我們從來沒有

339
00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:57,021
‎好好認真談過…

340
00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,221
‎以前發生的事

341
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,221
‎就是…

342
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,901
‎我知道我們那一段人生真的是一團糟

343
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,541
‎但那真的發生過

344
00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:07,981
‎如果…

345
00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:11,061
‎妳想要談的話

346
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,941
‎我就在這裡，我們可以談

347
00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:21,781
‎我不曉得，老兄

348
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,261
‎我得修好我的腦袋

349
00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:27,981
‎也可以不用

350
00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:31,221
‎我們是喜劇演員，本來就很不正常

351
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,181
‎但是…

352
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,661
‎妳撐過去了，哥們

353
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,741
‎妳挺過去了，妳有了事業

354
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:38,741
‎還有個愛妳的女孩

355
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,901
‎別因為一晚衝動吸了古柯鹼
‎而想懲罰自己

356
00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:44,861
‎就把那些通通丟掉

357
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,061
‎妳爸來了，我先走了

358
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,301
‎愛妳，哥們

359
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:55,821
‎嗨，爸

360
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:58,581
‎我們試過切斷經濟來源，但沒有用

361
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,901
‎我們試過勒戒所，還是沒用

362
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,541
‎所以我們的軍械庫只剩一樣工具了

363
00:18:04,061 --> 00:18:05,381
‎身體上的親近

364
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,541
‎妳必須一直待在這裡

365
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:08,581
‎這是時程表

366
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:11,741
‎天一亮，妳就要跟我在花園裡練瑜珈

367
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:14,181
‎然後妳要當妳媽寫書的助手

368
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:17,661
‎接著是家庭樂團時間，然後一起晚餐

369
00:18:17,741 --> 00:18:19,021
‎或許來喝馬賽魚湯

370
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:20,661
‎好啊…

371
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:23,301
‎馬賽魚湯，或許再來點檸檬醃生魚

372
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:25,061
‎然後就上床，很棒

373
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,261
‎妳不准再去那個俱樂部，梅

374
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:28,821
‎喜劇演員都是禿鷹

375
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,701
‎他們拐走妳一次，沒有第二次了

376
00:18:30,781 --> 00:18:33,501
‎抱歉我們這麼嚴格
‎但我們實在沒辦法了

377
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:36,461
‎好了，馬爾康
‎她聽得懂，不必這麼咄咄逼人

378
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,341
‎我了解你們為什麼不相信我

379
00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:43,421
‎但我已經30歲了

380
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:45,141
‎我不是小孩子了

381
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,341
‎喬伊絲？

382
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:05,981
‎怎麼沒人告訴我今天有教職員派對？

383
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,301
‎我今天早上有跟妳講，妳沒在聽

384
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,301
‎妳在辦公室裡玩《碧血狂殺》

385
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,221
‎對哦！

386
00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:14,941
‎沒錯，好吧

387
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:19,141
‎聽著，喬伊絲
‎有件事我真的得和妳談一談

388
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:23,781
‎這對我來說是個很困難的決定

389
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:24,741
‎但是…

390
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:28,061
‎但我想要跟妳遞辭呈

391
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,141
‎噢…

392
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:30,221
‎好吧，寶貝！

393
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,061
‎喬伊絲，我要走了

394
00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,981
‎喬伊絲，我要去旅行，所以我要辭職

395
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:37,221
‎我聽到了，好好玩吧，喬治

396
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,821
‎我要跳到臭汗淋漓

397
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,381
‎嗨

398
00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:45,581
‎-嗨
‎-妳還好嗎？

399
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,901
‎我剛辭職了，喬伊絲完全不為所動

400
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:50,941
‎太可惜了

401
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:54,261
‎我想問妳要不要喝一杯？

402
00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:56,981
‎噢

403
00:19:57,981 --> 00:19:58,861
‎你真好

404
00:20:00,661 --> 00:20:02,021
‎對了，我叫喬治

405
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,181
‎我知道

406
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:06,781
‎我們在同一間學校工作四年了

407
00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:09,021
‎我叫艾略特

408
00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:11,181
‎-哇
‎-沒錯

409
00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:13,821
‎所以妳出櫃的方式
‎就是在醫生面前揮舞假陽具

410
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:16,141
‎-沒錯
‎-那倒是很棒的登場方法

411
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:18,061
‎是啊，但現在不重要了，因為…

412
00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:19,941
‎都結束了

413
00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:22,821
‎我的感情和我的人生都結束了

414
00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:25,941
‎喬治，妳在說什麼？

415
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,701
‎妳的人生旅程才剛開始

416
00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:30,181
‎我剛出櫃時
‎感覺就像又經歷了一次青春期

417
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:33,261
‎-是嗎？
‎-我總是性致勃勃又很困惑

418
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,581
‎我花了好多時間
‎才弄清楚我要什麼，我是誰

419
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,541
‎那…結果呢？

420
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:39,541
‎結果…

421
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,461
‎我是雙性戀，也是多邊戀

422
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,901
‎-不必硬要貼標籤
‎-好

423
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:45,621
‎這只是要探索妳在這世界上的位置

424
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:47,861
‎妳在乎什麼？

425
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,221
‎其實我什麼都不在乎

426
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:54,741
‎蜜蜂？

427
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:59,381
‎-抱歉，我不曉得我幹嘛說蜜蜂
‎-妳喜歡蜜蜂很性感

428
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,221
‎-真的？
‎-是啊

429
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,301
‎我跟梅交往之前

430
00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:08,221
‎我想我覺得在乎一件事是很丟臉的

431
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,501
‎但如果蜜蜂絕種了

432
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,901
‎那我們的生態系統就會崩潰

433
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:18,261
‎然後，我覺得我們
‎應該組成一個環境小組

434
00:21:18,341 --> 00:21:21,701
‎不只關心生態，也要關心人權那些的

435
00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:24,981
‎我們必須幫助孩子們參加，還有…

436
00:21:25,061 --> 00:21:26,741
‎天啊，抱歉，我像個書呆子

437
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,741
‎我知道有幾位老師會喜歡這點子

438
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:30,701
‎-真的嗎？
‎-是啊

439
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:33,701
‎就像“社會行動主義教師聯盟”

440
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,421
‎怎麼了？我臉上有髒東西嗎？

441
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:45,701
‎我懂妳了

442
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,061
‎噢

443
00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:49,941
‎酷

444
00:21:53,741 --> 00:21:56,021
‎那我臉上有髒東西嗎？

445
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:02,221
‎喬伊絲，我改變心意了，我不想辭職

446
00:22:02,301 --> 00:22:05,461
‎-什麼，妳辭職了？
‎-是啊，大概1小時前

447
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,901
‎好，很高興妳決定回來，喬治！

448
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,341
‎好！

449
00:22:57,341 --> 00:23:00,261
‎（抱歉，我會再跟你們視訊
‎我沒事！親親我）

450
00:23:15,821 --> 00:23:16,701
‎就是這裡

451
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:20,741
‎妳的東西都在那邊

452
00:23:22,581 --> 00:23:24,021
‎-妳還好吧？
‎-還好，謝了

453
00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:26,781
‎很好，需要什麼就告訴我

454
00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:41,101
‎（史考特：愛妳，小子）

455
00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:42,661
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