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[upbeat music playing]

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All right, well,

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here I go.

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All right, sausage head.
Look, we'll see you in a few weeks, hmm?

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Fine. It'll be great.
I mean, it's fine. It's rehab, yeah?

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Go in bad, come out good. [chuckles]

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Yeah. Thank you for paying for it again.

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Malcolm, the lunch?

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Oh yes.
Your mother made a flask of clam chowder.

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Ah yes, thank you.

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Great, all right.

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[locks door]

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-Mum?
-Heaven-Haven, by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

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"I have desired to go
Where springs not fail

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I have asked to be
Where no storms come

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Where the green swell
Is in the heavens dumb

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And out of the swing of the sea"

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Right, okay.

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Okay? You understand?

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Yes. Sure, yeah.

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We're proud of you.

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-Thanks. Do you want to come in?
-Oh, absolutely not.

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[unlocks door]

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["How could You Disappear?"
by AJIMAL playing]

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♪ I'll remember you always ♪

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♪ Precious things not yet forgotten
Like my… ♪

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[woman] Mae Martin?

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Oh my God, Audrey!

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What was the last thing I said to you
when you checked outta here?

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Um, you said if I ever ended up back here,
you'd kill me.

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-Good to see you.
-How long has it been?

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I think I was 18 the last time I was here.

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I bolted the mattresses
so you don't throw one out the window.

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Oh, I don't do things like that anymore.

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Maybe you haven't heard,
I'm actually British now.

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All right, I'm  good to go, so--

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Phone, Mae.

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Oh, I have no phone.

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Bernice! Can you pat Mae down?

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-Um, you mean this phone.
-Mmm.

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Yes, can you give me one second?

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[instrumental music playing]

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[chuckles softly]

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All right.

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Let's do this.
Hey, do you want some clam chowder?

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[chuckling] Whoa! Mama Mookie!

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What is it, Christmas Navidad?

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I'm purging and recycling.

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I read an article that said
the Amazon is disappearing

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at a rate of 20,000 square miles per year.

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Why did nobody tell me that, Phil?

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If we don't recycle,
there'll be no habitat left for the bees.

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The bees, Phil!

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Georgie, you're saying "bees"
and "recycling,"

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but all I'm hearing is M-A-E.

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No. Honestly, I'm not worried about Mae.
She's coming back.

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-She dumped you, dude.
-Well, I dumped her first.

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So yes, she felt she needed
to assert her independence

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and, you know, heal or whatever,
which I respect.

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But come on, like, she's obsessed with me.

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She wrote this poem
about how perfect my elbows are.

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My elbows are fucking rank.

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She's not even picked up her stuff.

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-She's coming back.
-She's not, George.

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When she does, she's gonna realize
I'm a different person,

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like a better person.
We'll all be very happy.

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Me, you, Mae, and… and the bees.

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Um, I'm actually very relaxed
about the whole thing.

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[clattering]

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Could you help me
sort through this rancid pile of guff?

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[chuckles]

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[sniffing]

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[sobbing]

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Phil? What's… What's wrong?

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This is my dad's.

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I haven't seen him in 30 years.

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He left my family just like…
just like Mae left us.

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-What are you doing?
-I'm just doing my time, I guess.

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-Uh-huh.
-Trying to write a joke about noodles.

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You missed women's yoga.

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Oh, I don't actually really identify
as a woman these days, just so you know.

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What do you identify as?

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Uh, kind of like an Adam Driver
or a Ryan Gosling.

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I'm still like working it out, I think.

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Yeah. Well, you have a new roommate.

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This is Marsha.

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Marsha, this is Mae. She lives in England,
but she's with us for now.

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-Hey.
-So what, you like British or something?

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Uh, no, I'm Canadian.
I just live over there.

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Oh. So… So you like the Queen of England?

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-Excuse me?
-Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs]

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Your Majesty!

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Oh! Do you need a throne
for your pointy little ass,

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Your Royal Highness?

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Um, no, I'm good.
Um, Audrey, can we talk--

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Wait, wait, wait. Don't I know you?

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Oh well, I'm a comedian.

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So you may have seen
some of my material online

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-or perhaps you heard me on a podcast.
-Nah, nah, something else.

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Uh, wait.

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Is that Fergie Middleton?

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[laughing] Oh!

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Your Royal Highness, the Queen! [guffaws]

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Yeah. That's my ex-girlfriend.

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-I just keep the picture of her out--
-Whoa.

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[moaning]

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-Yeah, great.
-Your Royal Highness is eating my pussy.

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[laughs]

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Oh, Your Majesty!

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Good morning, everyone.

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[both] Good morning.

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-Good morning, Audrey.
-[Audrey] Okay, first up.

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Who pissed in the rice?

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That's disgusting, Marsha.
So now you're not allowed to eat the rice.

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Wait, do we have to eat the rice?

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Everyone, this is Mae.
She's just joined us.

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Oh, she's the Queen of England.

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Do you want some more crown jewels
up your ass, Your Majesty?

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Yes, Marsha. Please can I have
some more crown jewels up my ass?

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-Listen up.
-[group chuckling]

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I want to start today
by asking a simple question.

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-Why are we here?
-Free rice?

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No, we're here because we relapsed.

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Well, I hope we're not here
just because we relapsed,

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but because we don't ever want
to be here again, ever.

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Sean, what cycles are you trying to break?

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I keep setting my life on fire
every time it gets good.

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That's a powerful metaphor.

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No, I mean,
I actually set my house on fire.

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Okay.

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-Marsha?
-Did I say you could talk to me, slut?

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Mae, what about you?

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Okay, so… [clears throat]

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I fell in love hard with this girl
who looks like a little kidney bean,

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and then when we broke up,
I relapsed like right away.

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And that really scared
the shit out of me, 'cause…

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I just feel like I need to make sure
that my feelings for her are real

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and it's not just like
another type of addiction.

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I'm sure everyone here
can relate to that feeling

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-of being addicted to a person, right?
-Oh, yeah.

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Mae, see if this sounds familiar to you.

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"Adult emotional dependency."

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"I cannot feel lovable or worthy
without other's approval."

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"I need a lot of attention
from certain people

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-to feel that I'm okay."
-Yeah.

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"I am afraid to be alone."

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Yeah, I mean, I get it,
but, uh, how do I fix it?

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You have to fully let go.

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Yeah, I have. I've ended things with her
before I came here.

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Marsha told me you still have
a picture of her beside your bed.

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[Audrey sighs] Okay, listen.

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You're not gonna fix emotional dependency

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while you're still hanging on
to that person.

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It's like trying to kick heroin
while you're holding the syringe.

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You gotta stand
on your own two feet for yourself, girl.

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Uh, sorry, Adam Driver.

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Every time I try to get clean for Inkboy,
I relapse.

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This time, I'm here for me,

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and ain't nobody gonna get
this sweet nectar

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-until I get right with myself.
-Mm-hmm.

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You need to grow up, Pee Wee.

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It pains me to say it… [sighs]

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…but Marsha's got a point.

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You're not gonna build a relationship
off an open wound.

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You have to let a scab form.

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Otherwise, you'll keep hurting each other
over and over and--

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-Oh, Marsha, please!
-[urinating]

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[group groaning]

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[line ringing]

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[phone chiming]

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-Hello?
-[Mae on phone] Hi.

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Is it Mae? Say I said hi.

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-Phil, fuck off.
-George, say I said hi.

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-Fuck off, fuck off!
-Say I said hi.

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So, how's… Hi, how's Canada?

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[Mae on phone] Um, yeah, it's good.
It's, um, it's fine.

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I'm calling from a pay phone.

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And I'm in… I'm in the forest, uh,
on a camping trip with some good friends.

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We're just fishing and moose-back riding.

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-How are you?
-Good. Yeah. Yeah.

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Uh, good. Better.

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Um, yeah, Mae, I've been like thinking
about, like, what's important to me, um…

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George… George, I think I should move out.

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-What?
-[Mae] Yeah.

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I don't think it's fair of me
to keep you holding on,

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and like I'm holding on.

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And Jack has a spare room,

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and I just felt like I could
send him around to pick up my stuff.

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What do you… What do you mean?
Like, do you…

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You wanna end things for good?

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[sighs] I feel like I'm learning
that you can't build a relationship

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on an open wound.

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You have to let a scab form,

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and you have to set each other free

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if you still want
each other's sweet nectar. You know?

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-What?
-[Mae] Hey.

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I know where I know you from.

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-I'm on the phone, Marsha.
-Are you with someone?

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Like… Like a girl?

200
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No, it's no one. It's like a fan.
Do you want an autograph?

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You know my boyfriend, Inkboy.

202
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,741
You owe Inkboy money, you little piss rat.

203
00:10:02,821 --> 00:10:03,981
Where are you?

204
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:07,381
You better run, Your Majesty.

205
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Uh, George, I should go.

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[Mae groans]

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[phone disconnects]

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She hung up.

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[sighs]

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What'd she say? Did she mention me?

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She…

212
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She says she wants to move out.

213
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[mellow song playing]

214
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[body thuds]

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She's not coming back.

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-Hey, how you doing?
-Mmm.

217
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Why don't you go get some air?

218
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Eh… [sighs]

219
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I'm not really a huge fan
of nature in general.

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Audrey…

221
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[sighs]

222
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Why do some people need
so much help just to exist,

223
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and then other people
don't need any help at all?

224
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It could be genetics or trauma.

225
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[scoffs] What trauma?

226
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I was so privileged as a kid.
You know I played the oboe?

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Mae, when you first came to us,
you were very young

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and very vulnerable.

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This is gonna sound weird,

230
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but I actually don't remember
huge chunks of my teens.

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Like it's all jumbled.

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I feel like my brain
is like a kitchen cupboard,

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full of empty Tupperware containers,
and they're all mismatched,

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and they have the wrong lids,
and jumbling, tumbling around.

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All jumbling and tumbling.

236
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That's what trauma does.

237
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Yeah, but these people
have had actual trauma.

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Like, difficult lives.
I was just this like brat,

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like, running around trying
to be Bob Dylan or something.

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Just like, "Hey, man! Playing my oboe
with 'Mr. Tambourine Man.'"

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[Audrey] Oh, Mae,

242
00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:55,341
you could not have been Bob Dylan
because he was a rock star,

243
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,661
and you were a 15-year-old girl.

244
00:11:59,221 --> 00:12:01,061
Yeah, never mind actually. [sighs]

245
00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:04,061
[Audrey] Look, what do you remember
about your early teens?

246
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,661
Your early relationships?

247
00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:08,781
Um… [sighs]
I think this is a dead end.

248
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,581
Maybe if you want to go help someone else,

249
00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:13,741
I have this feeling like I might want
to lie under the bed like a plank of wood.

250
00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:16,101
[muffled] It's okay.
Just take a breath, okay?

251
00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:18,941
What? I can't hear you
very well right now.

252
00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:21,701
Are you talking super quiet?
I feel like I'm on the Titanic.

253
00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:24,101
Are we in the Titanic right now?
You know what I mean?

254
00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:25,821
-[Audrey] Mae.
-[horn honking]

255
00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:26,741
[sighs]

256
00:12:31,781 --> 00:12:33,181
-Hey!
-Hi!

257
00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,221
[Mae] I'll come down.

258
00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:36,461
Mae, please don't bail on yourself.

259
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,501
You do amazing work here, Audrey.

260
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,821
Oh shit! This is really high.

261
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:44,181
You know you can take
the front door, right? This isn't prison.

262
00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:47,341
[sighs] Thanks, Audrey.
You're a really kind person.

263
00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:53,901
[door opens]

264
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,981
[Scott laughs]

265
00:12:58,661 --> 00:13:00,061
-Hey!
-[Scott] Hey.

266
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,741
-Déjà vu, kid.
-I don't speak French, sorry.

267
00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:03,661
[Scott chuckles]

268
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,981
-Jesus, what happened to your face?
-Oh, yeah, nothing.

269
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,741
-Can we get out of here?
-Really? You're done?

270
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:13,141
I just want to move forward,
and they keep like pulling me back.

271
00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:14,781
-You know?
-All right.

272
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,741
Could we find a show I could jump on?

273
00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,661
Are you kidding?
You're like a viral comic now.

274
00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:20,101
You can hop on any mic you want.

275
00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:21,301
-Really?
-Yes!

276
00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:24,981
So much gossip from The Comedy Club,
I don't even know where to start.

277
00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:26,901
[upbeat music playing]

278
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:43,981
[sighs]

279
00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:48,741
I just assumed Mae would come back,
but of course she won't.

280
00:13:49,941 --> 00:13:52,821
She's probably writing poems
about someone else's elbows.

281
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:55,661
And I've--

282
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,541
Like, I've changed.

283
00:13:58,701 --> 00:13:59,901
I recycle now!

284
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,381
[sniffing]

285
00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:06,741
We should go somewhere.

286
00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:08,341
[exhales]

287
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:09,901
We should find your dad.

288
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,421
You would help me find my dad?

289
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,701
Yes.

290
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:13,741
Yes, I would.

291
00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:17,981
Phil, it would give us purpose.
There's nothing keeping me here.

292
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,821
Where would your dad be? Hollywood.

293
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:20,981
Let's go to Hollywood!

294
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,101
[scoffs] I mean,
what about your job, baby?

295
00:14:23,181 --> 00:14:26,381
Oh, fuck my job, baby. I'll quit!
I'm shit. I'm shit at my job.

296
00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:28,341
Last week, I paid Deepa £20
to do her homework.

297
00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:31,261
[sighs] Well, I mean,
if you're serious, then yeah.

298
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:32,261
-Yeah?
-Yeah!

299
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:33,261
-Okay!
-All right!

300
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,741
Wow! [laughs]

301
00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:38,421
Yeah, so I got two roommates.

302
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,421
-I call them Mum and Dad.
-No.

303
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:43,221
-He's still doing that joke?
-Been doing that for nine years.

304
00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:45,501
-Watch this.
-[bombing sound effect]

305
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,541
-[audience laughing]
-Come on, Scott. Seriously?

306
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,021
[laughing]

307
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:53,101
Now this next act, she hasn't been
around here for a long time,

308
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:56,261
but I'm pleased to report
she has regressed straight back

309
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:58,141
-to the dipshit she always was.
-[loud chime]

310
00:14:58,221 --> 00:14:59,301
-Come on.
-[laughs]

311
00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:00,381
[audience laughing]

312
00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:02,381
[audience applauding]

313
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,621
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage, Mae Martin!

314
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,221
-No.
-Sorry.

315
00:15:08,301 --> 00:15:09,341
[audience cheering]

316
00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:10,941
No, it's… it's okay.

317
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,741
-I'm sorry.
-[Scott] No, it's fine.

318
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:14,221
You've outgrown me, right?

319
00:15:15,341 --> 00:15:16,901
-What?
-Come on, get up there.

320
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:17,981
You're up, go kill it.

321
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:21,581
[ominous music playing]

322
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,941
[footsteps echoing]

323
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:32,861
Hey, guys.

324
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:34,821
Um…

325
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,741
I'm Mae.

326
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,221
Um, I just got out of rehab.

327
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:42,781
Uh…

328
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,381
Sorry.

329
00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:49,261
[muffled whooping]

330
00:15:50,421 --> 00:15:51,341
Did you say something?

331
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,341
Okay, something's happening.

332
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,781
[ominous music intensifies]

333
00:15:58,061 --> 00:15:59,821
[breathing heavily]

334
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:00,821
[mic feedback]

335
00:16:03,581 --> 00:16:07,621
Hey, so listen, they're just doing
some really avant-garde comedy

336
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,301
in… in the UK right now.

337
00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:11,541
-[audience laughing]
-Uh… Yeah.

338
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,421
Listen, can I tell you guys about the time
I tried to sue the Dalai Lama?

339
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,741
-[audience laughing]
-That motherfucker. I don't know what…

340
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:27,341
[Scott] This is new.

341
00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:30,621
I just freaked the fuck out, right?

342
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,901
You had a panic attack.
Welcome to my world.

343
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,581
Come on out, everyone's gone.

344
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:36,501
[grunts]

345
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:47,741
What did you mean when you said
that thing about "you've outgrown me"?

346
00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:51,261
I was just… I was just kidding.
That was just a dumb… dumb joke.

347
00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:55,621
Listen, we've never really,

348
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:59,221
you know, talked about the past properly,

349
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:03,901
and like, I know that whole part
of our lives was fucking crazy,

350
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,541
but it was real,

351
00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:11,021
and if you ever want to talk about it,

352
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,941
I'm… I'm here. We can talk about it.

353
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:18,701
Hey.

354
00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:21,781
[Mae] I don't know, man.

355
00:17:21,861 --> 00:17:22,741
[sighs]

356
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,261
I have to fix my brain.

357
00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:27,981
Or you could not.

358
00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:31,221
I mean, we're comics.
We're supposed to be sacks of shit,

359
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,661
-but you got out, man.
-[laughs]

360
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:38,741
You got out, you have a career,
you got a girl who loves you.

361
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,901
Don't throw all that away
because you're punishing yourself

362
00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:45,101
-over one night of coke.
-[door opens]

363
00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:50,061
Oh, your dad's here. I'm gonna bounce.

364
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,301
Love you, dude.

365
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:55,821
Hello, Father.

366
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:58,581
[Linda] We've tried cutting you off.
That didn't work.

367
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,901
We've tried rehab. That didn't work.

368
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,901
So now we're left
with the only tool in our arsenal.

369
00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:05,381
Physical proximity.

370
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:08,581
You'll be staying here at all times.
Here's your schedule.

371
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:11,741
[Malcolm] So at dawn, you and I
will be having yogurt in the garden.

372
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:14,181
Then you'll be assisting your mother
with her book,

373
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:16,021
then family band,

374
00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:17,661
and then a light supper.

375
00:18:17,741 --> 00:18:19,021
Oh, bouillabaisse, maybe.

376
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:23,381
Yes, yes, um, bouillabaisse,
or perhaps a lovely little ceviche,

377
00:18:23,461 --> 00:18:25,501
and then off to bed. Lovely.

378
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:28,701
I won't have you at that club, Mae.
Comedians are vultures.

379
00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:30,541
They took you once.
They won't do it again.

380
00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:33,621
We're sorry to be so strict with you,
monkey, but really we're at our wits end.

381
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:36,461
Okay, Malcolm, she understands.
You don't have to be so aggressive.

382
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,381
[sighs]

383
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:41,101
I understand why you don't trust me,

384
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:43,821
but I'm 30 years old.

385
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:45,141
I'm not a child.

386
00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:50,661
[dance music playing]

387
00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:52,061
[indistinct conversations]

388
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,301
Joyce?

389
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:05,981
Why did no one tell me
that there's a staff party?

390
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,421
I told you to your face this morning,
George. You weren't listening.

391
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,301
You were playing Red Dead Redemption
in the staff room.

392
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,541
Oh!

393
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:14,941
Oh, right, okay.

394
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,141
Um, listen, Joyce, there's something
that I really wanted to talk to you about.

395
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,781
Um, it's been… it's been like
a really difficult decision for me,

396
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:28,061
but, um, but I think I'm going
to tender my resignation.

397
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,981
Oh. Oh, well, okay, babe!

398
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,061
Joyce, I'm leaving.

399
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:34,981
Joyce, I'm going traveling,
so… so I'm quitting.

400
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:37,221
I heard you. Have fun, George.

401
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,821
Mama's gonna get stinky.

402
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:39,981
[laughs]

403
00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:41,541
Uh…

404
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,381
Hi.

405
00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:45,541
-Hi.
-You okay?

406
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,901
I just quit,
and Joyce didn't bat an eyelid.

407
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:54,261
That's a shame. I, uh, wanted to see
if you fancied a drink.

408
00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:56,861
Oh.

409
00:19:57,981 --> 00:19:58,861
That's nice.

410
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,821
Um, I'm George, by the way.

411
00:20:03,221 --> 00:20:06,781
Yeah, I know. We've worked
at the same school for four years.

412
00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:09,021
I'm Elliott.

413
00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:11,101
-Wow.
-Yeah.

414
00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:13,821
So you came out
by waving a dildo in a doctor's face.

415
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:16,141
-Yes. Yeah.
-That's one way to make an entrance.

416
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:19,421
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't really matter now
'cause, um, it's over.

417
00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:22,821
Both… Both the relationship, and my life.

418
00:20:23,741 --> 00:20:25,901
George, what are you talking about?

419
00:20:25,981 --> 00:20:27,701
You're at the very beginning
of your journey.

420
00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:30,181
When I first came out,
it felt like puberty again.

421
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:33,261
-Really?
-I was so randy and confused.

422
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,581
It took me ages to figure out
what I wanted, who I was.

423
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,541
And… And what did you land on?

424
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:41,461
So I'm bi and poly.

425
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,901
-The labels don't matter.
-Okay.

426
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:45,621
It's just about exploring
your space in the world.

427
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:50,141
-What do you care about?
-Oh, like, nothing really. [chuckles]

428
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:55,381
Bees?

429
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:59,381
-I'm sorry, I don't know why I said bees.
-I find it sexy that you like bees.

430
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,221
-Really?
-Yeah.

431
00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:04,261
Um, before I was with Mae,

432
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:08,221
I… I think I was kind of embarrassed
to care about stuff.

433
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,501
-Mmm.
-But if the bees go extinct,

434
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,901
then our ecosystem will crumble,

435
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,261
and I think we should set up,
like, an environmental group.

436
00:21:18,341 --> 00:21:21,701
And not just like the environment,
but like human rights stuff, too.

437
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,901
We need to help the kids engage, and…

438
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:26,741
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
I sound like a loser.

439
00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:29,741
I know a few teachers
who'd be really into that idea.

440
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:30,701
-Really?
-Yeah.

441
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:33,701
A sort of
"Teachers for Social Activism" group.

442
00:21:33,781 --> 00:21:35,461
Yeah! Actually.

443
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:36,381
Yeah.

444
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:42,421
What? Have… Have I got shit on my face?

445
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:45,701
I just see you.

446
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,061
Oh.

447
00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,021
Oh, cool. [chuckles]

448
00:21:53,741 --> 00:21:56,021
Have… Have I got shit on my face, though?

449
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:02,221
Joyce, I've had a change of heart,
and I don't want to quit.

450
00:22:02,301 --> 00:22:05,461
-What, you quit?
-Yeah, like an hour ago.

451
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,701
Okay, good to have you back, George!

452
00:22:08,421 --> 00:22:09,341
[laughing] Okay!

453
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:11,901
Yeah.

454
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,501
♪ Come on, come on, come on over ♪

455
00:22:15,581 --> 00:22:17,541
♪ Start talking to me ♪

456
00:22:17,621 --> 00:22:20,661
♪ One thing, one thing I can tell you ♪

457
00:22:21,901 --> 00:22:23,661
♪ You look good when you're tired ♪

458
00:22:25,581 --> 00:22:28,661
♪ Come on, come on, come on over ♪

459
00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:30,141
♪ Start talking to me ♪

460
00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:33,341
♪ One thing, one thing I can tell you ♪

461
00:22:34,781 --> 00:22:36,181
♪ You look good when you're tired ♪

462
00:22:36,861 --> 00:22:38,701
♪ On a transatlantic flight ♪

463
00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:10,021
♪ Before sunrise ♪

464
00:23:15,821 --> 00:23:16,781
[Jack] Here you go.

465
00:23:19,301 --> 00:23:20,741
All your stuff's over there.

466
00:23:22,581 --> 00:23:24,021
-You okay?
-Yeah, thanks.

467
00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:26,781
Great, well,
let me know if you need anything.

468
00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:29,341
♪ Now I'm looking at the sun through ♪

469
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,261
♪ My eyelids ♪

470
00:23:34,341 --> 00:23:35,341
[phone chiming]

471
00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:41,101
♪ My eyelids ♪

472
00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:50,621
♪ Now I'm drifting in the astral plane ♪

473
00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:57,781
♪ When will I see you again? ♪

474
00:24:01,381 --> 00:24:03,981
♪ Are you drifting in the astral plane? ♪

475
00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:10,501
♪ When will I see you again? ♪

476
00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:12,781
♪ So why don't you ♪

477
00:24:12,861 --> 00:24:16,261
♪ Come on, come on, come on over ♪

478
00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:18,101
♪ Start talking to me ♪

479
00:24:18,181 --> 00:24:21,021
♪ One thing, one thing I can tell you ♪

480
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,221
♪ You look good when you're tired ♪

481
00:24:24,301 --> 00:24:25,821
♪ You look good when you're tired ♪

482
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:29,381
♪ Come on, come on, come on over ♪

483
00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:31,181
♪ Start talking to me ♪

484
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,141
♪ One thing, one thing I can tell you ♪

485
00:24:35,581 --> 00:24:37,341
♪ You look good when you're tired ♪

486
00:24:37,421 --> 00:24:39,421
♪ On a transatlantic flight ♪