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I can't believe you don't know
who Arnie Rivers is.

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Well, he's an icon.
You'll get it in, like, two seconds.

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When my girlfriend's with her friends,
weirdly, she speaks another language.

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[laughs]

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It's the language of drunk, feral cats.

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-[audience laughing]
-[Arnie howls like a cat]

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I went there!

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I went there!

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[audience applauding]

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That's his couch face.

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-Do you have a couch face?
-Hmm, um, yeah.

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It's, uh: "Oh brother,
did somebody say Canada?"

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-Really?
-No.

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Okay, look. And then he did action movies.

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Oh, and he is such a good actor.

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He's so tall.

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Look, he's just gonna bang this girl.

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[Arnie] My father owned this factory.

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Now, I'm owning you.

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Wow.

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[woman moaning]

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-So you were like... pretty into him?
-[George] Oh, yeah.

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Before Leo, and after Ryan Gosling.

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Oh-oh!

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-Oh, wow.
-Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um...

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When I wank, I still think about him.

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Oh, cool. Oh no, that's cool. Yeah, cool.

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-Cool.
-Are you jealous?

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I just don't get why, if he's so famous,

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he's coming to do a weekend of shows
for Nick at The Gag Bin.

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Because this happened.

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He had like a full-on breakdown.
Drugs, brothels.

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-He hasn't worked in, like, ten years.
-All right, well...

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what do you want me to tell him
when I meet him?

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Okay, can you tell him that...

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I wanted to marry him all the way
through my adolescence

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-and most of my early twenties. What?
-Hmm.

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I just--

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I thought you didn't believe in marriage.

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Yes, obviously not now,
but like everyone does when they're a kid.

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Hmm, yeah.

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Um, I have to tell you something.

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-Okay,
-But can you pay attention?

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Yes?

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My father owned this factory,
and now I'm owning you.

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-Did you like that?
-[George] I loved that.

49
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-Can you say more?
-My father was a hard man.

50
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Okay, guys, if everyone would like
to take their seats.

51
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Welcome to our first friends
and family meeting.

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[group applauds]

53
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All right, let's start over here.
And you are?

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I'm George, and I'm with Mae.

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Welcome, George.
We've heard a lot about you.

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Um, and over here we have...

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This is my daughter... Lava.

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This is, uh, my accountant, Chris.

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Sorry, I don't really know
why I'm actually here.

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Chris knows everything about me.

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Where I go to eat, my mortgage,

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my national insurance number.

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[David] Um, lovely.

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So, this group focuses on drug use,

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but through our discussions,

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Mae, particularly, has broadened
our definition of addiction

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to include any behavior
which an addict craves,

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finds relief in,

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but cannot give up
despite the negative consequences

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it's causing in their day-to-day life.

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How can I help my wife?

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Sorry.

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That's okay, Joseph. Um...

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Brenda, how does your husband help you?

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It's just, I suppose that...

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he's there.

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Always.

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It doesn't matter how badly I treat him,
he's my absolute angel.

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That's lovely.

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Sorry, hello, it's not lovely.

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He's enabling her. He's an enabler.

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[Maggie] Sorry.

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Lava's had a... rough go of it.

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Well, okay, for instance...

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at her school,
I once picked up the wrong child.

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I took another child home. I genuinely...

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thought it was Lava. I took him home,

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and I cooked him chips.

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I was fucked.

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He was a little Korean boy.

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[Maggie]
Lava cut me off when she was 16,

92
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but I'm gradually earning back her trust,
aren't I, darling?

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Yeah.

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I'm in it for the long haul now.

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George?

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Sorry?

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Are you in it for the long haul?

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Yes, George.
How do you support your addict?

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Um...

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"Are you in it for the long haul?"

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Who asks a stranger that?

102
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Can she just get off your dick
for one second?

103
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And, "How do you support your addict?"

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I mean, what was I meant to say?
What a weird question.

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I don't know,
maybe you shouldn't have said,

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"I bought a strap-on, and I pay for most
of our Ubers."

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I mean, what is wrong with me?

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Thank you very, very much for coming.

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Yeah, well, it's my job.

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-Love you.
-[exhales]

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I mean, "long haul,"
what does that even mean?

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You just-- you just take it day-by-day.

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Nobody knows the future. We're young!

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I mean, are we that young?

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Like... we're older than most waiters.

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Did you say we're older than most waiters?

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-That's very funny.
-Thanks.

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-Hey, you should be a comedian.
-Okay.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Oh no, I have to call Binky.

121
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She's freaking out about her baby shower.

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"Binky's baby shower." I can't believe
I'm actually saying those words.

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That's so fucked.

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All right, well, I'm gonna go
see your husband, Arnie Rivers.

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[gasps] Oh, my... Ooh.

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-Heart be still.
-Okay, goodbye.

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Oh-ho-ho!

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-Have you seen this?
-[Mae] Oh, he's got a tour to promote.

129
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[Pete] That's why he's here.
He's looking for an opener.

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Mae, I swear to God, if you go on
before me, and bum everyone out

131
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talking about anxiety, I swear--

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Oh cool, good chat, Pete.
Have a good show.

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-I will. Good.
-All right.

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[Nick] It's right here. Guys.

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This is Arnie.

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Arnie, that's Pete,

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Jack, Mae.

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Oh, a frat boy.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, another frat boy.

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And some sort of androgynous muppet.

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Wow, you've really pulled out
all the stops tonight, Nick.

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Arnie, I'm a big fan, man.

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Hopefully you'll get a chance
to see my set,

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a bit of jizz-based material?

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Yes, as a recovering sex addict,

147
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I'm sure I will love all
of your jokes about jizz.

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[laughing]

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I bet you do jokes about the legalization
of marijuana.

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Those two both fulfill
the prescriptive expectations of society.

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So many syllables.

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Is that your thing?
You just do so many syllables?

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Yeah, and I like to keep my syllables
with my MTV Movie Award

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and my Teen Choice Award.

155
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Oh well, those teens
are such discerning comedy critics.

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Wow, I bet you do jokes about the beauty
of the infinite gender spectrum.

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So current.

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Yeah, remember what that feels like?

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To be current, and relevant, and...

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I like you.

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Ha, show me around.

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[all laugh]

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-I like this muppet.
-Real cute.

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[laughing continues]

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-Well, that went terribly.
-Yeah.

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Now, we need to make a stand
against the generations of men

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who believe that compassion
somehow equates to weakness.

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So I went around to my dad's house,
and I beat the fucking shit out of him.

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[audience laughing, applauding]

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-[audience cheering]
-Thank you. You guys have been great.

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And just to say thank you,

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I want to buy everyone
in this room a drink.

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[all cheering, applauding]

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-[George] How was it?
-Oh, man.

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I get it now. That guy's cool.

176
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He's like so at ease with himself.

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-He's so tall.
-Hmm.

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-I have to get tall.
-Hmm.

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George?

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Hmm?

181
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If we broke up,

182
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do you think you'd date other girls,
or, just like...

183
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go back to boys?

184
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Hmm, I don't know.

185
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Boys, I think.

186
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You're the only girl I like.

187
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Why does that sound kind of neat?

188
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-You're asleep.
-Mm-hmm.

189
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[high-pitched feedback ringing]

190
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[man chattering playfully]

191
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Oh!

192
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[George]
Um, can you open this eye, please?

193
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You slept, like, 12 hours last night.
Are you okay?

194
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Why is he so good with kids?

195
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Thanks.

196
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Excuse me, sorry. Can we get the bill?

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Thank you.

198
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Oh, you know what? I'll get this.

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-Really?
-[Mae] Yeah.

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Um, and you know what? I'm gonna get
that family's bill as well, with the kid.

201
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Yeah, it's on me.

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Sorry, what?

203
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Yeah.

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That was the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

205
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-Yeah, I know. No big deal.
-I feel nervous.

206
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Sorry, sir. Your card's been declined.

207
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Um, she's a girl.

208
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Oh, that's okay, um...

209
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Sorry, I don't know why that would be.

210
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It's okay, it's okay. I'll get it.

211
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Thanks.

212
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[door opens]

213
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-Oh, shit. Wait a second!
-What?

214
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Just a second, please.

215
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Can you just wait three seconds
before you come in?

216
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Yeah.

217
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Okay.

218
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-What is this?
-What do you mean?

219
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I'm just working out.

220
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I'm getting massive.

221
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Okay, so Binky is furious

222
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that she's gonna be pregnant
in her wedding dress.

223
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I can't believe they're gonna have a baby
in six months.

224
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It's like there was nothing,

225
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and then they just had sex,

226
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and then there's a human being.

227
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I mean, it's-- can you leave this off?

228
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Can you just get on the bed,
and take your jeans off?

229
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Okay.

230
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So what?
What are they even gonna call the kid?

231
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I mean, when Binky and I
were in year eight,

232
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we promised that we'd name our babies
after Westlife.

233
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So, that's gotta be something
like "Brian"

234
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or "Shane."

235
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"Mark."

236
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It's insane.

237
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She's literally living the life
that we made up in our dreams.

238
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Every bit of it. She's glowing.

239
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,960
She's glowing-- actually, although,
I do think that's fake tan.

240
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,440
Okay, we were gonna live
in the same house, in separate wings,

241
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and we-- wait, I have to pee.

242
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,200
Can you just take off your pants?

243
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,120
Yes.

244
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So Hugh was high, and so was Binky,

245
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and then he just didn't pull out.

246
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And now suddenly, they're adults,
and that's it.

247
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He just didn't pull out, and--

248
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Oh, Mae.

249
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Oh my God.

250
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[moaning]

251
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[moaning] Oh, fuck.

252
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,800
Oh fuck, I can come from this.

253
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,800
I can come from fucking you.

254
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,240
I want you. You can take this off?

255
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,480
Can you just not move your arms, please?

256
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[moaning]

257
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,000
[Mae]
Oh my God, I'm going to come so fast.

258
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,240
Come inside me.

259
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,960
I want you to come inside me.

260
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,840
Why are-- why are you stopping?

261
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,320
You said come inside me.

262
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,800
Mae, are you serious?

263
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,120
You just said come inside me,

264
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,560
and I physically can't. Do you know that?
Because I'd love to.

265
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,040
Mae, it's a turn of phrase,

266
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,400
like: "Suck my dick."

267
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,320
Are you--?

268
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,800
What are you doing?

269
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,600
I'm sorry.

270
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,800
Let's just stop.

271
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,280
I just thought...

272
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,640
I'm just trying to be what you want.

273
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,280
I just want you to be yourself.

274
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,440
I don't think that's really true.

275
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,240
It's definitely not what you dreamed of,
so...

276
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,360
Oh Mae, you have so many feelings,

277
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,400
but it's in your head.

278
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,640
It's all in your head.

279
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,240
I'm gonna order Singapore noodles
and spring rolls.

280
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,680
Okay.

281
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,920
My card's not working, so is it okay--

282
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,360
Okay, I'll get them.

283
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,880
Um, Phil?

284
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,000
Have you noticed
that Mae's been acting weird lately,

285
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,440
-like on edge?
-Yeah.

286
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,360
This morning she asked me
to spar with her.

287
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,000
I mean, she's freaking out or something.

288
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,480
Yeah, I thought so.

289
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,880
I was talking about Binky's baby,
and she just went all weird.

290
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,200
I hope you and Mae have a baby,
like right here in this flat.

291
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,960
Yeah, well, I guess it's just not

292
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,640
that simple, is it?
Girls don't just have them, do they?

293
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,760
Yeah, they do. Are you nuts?

294
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,520
But you should probably start saving now
for IVF, because it is crazy expensive.

295
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,440
But you know,
what you don't have to pay for

296
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,360
is sperm.

297
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,000
Because I have decided
I am going to give you some.

298
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,480
Oh, by the way,

299
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,880
if you are going to get pregnant,

300
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,680
you probably shouldn't be
taking this stuff.

301
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,640
-What's that?
-Uh, your oxycodone.

302
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,800
I know the hospital said
you should probably take some,

303
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,760
but it's garbage. It's like snakes
in your blood.

304
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,880
I'm not taking it.
I've never seen it before.

305
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,560
I found it in your coat.

306
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,760
That's Mae's coat.

307
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840
[Phil] Oh, shit.

308
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,320
Oh my God.

309
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,800
What should I do?

310
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,920
I don't know.

311
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,440
She's going through a hard time.
Why don't you go see her show?

312
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,840
Be supportive.

313
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,360
Oh, cool. Yeah, great idea. Thanks, Phil.

314
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,720
I'm sorry, I don't know
why I was sarcastic.

315
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,280
It's actually a really good idea. Thanks.

316
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,240
Sorry, I was looking through your coat
or Mae's coat.

317
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,480
Just needed some change.

318
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,040
[Arnie] And reach for the stars.

319
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,440
Ah, Mae.

320
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,400
Come and create a psychic space
in your core with us.

321
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,080
Oh, I'd love to, but I might not have
the core strength for that,

322
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,000
because apparently I'm a woman, I guess.

323
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,560
Come. Share it with the group.

324
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,240
-What's wrong?
-[Mae] Um...

325
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,240
I don't feel very positive
about my gender at the moment,

326
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,600
because my arms are made of yogurt,
and I think my girlfriend wishes...

327
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,960
I think she wishes I was you.

328
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:07,880
That is...

329
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,000
so specific.

330
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,040
Listen, I will give you 200 pounds

331
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,200
if you write that up into a set,
and do it tonight.

332
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,720
-Two hundred pounds?
-Are you serious?

333
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,920
I was doing jokes about airplane food.

334
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,800
My career was dead, okay?

335
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,440
Then I started talking about real stuff.

336
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,000
Loneliness, isolation, sobriety.

337
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,760
Suddenly, everyone started giving a shit.

338
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,920
Honesty will set you free.

339
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,320
I want to do it too.

340
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,720
I wanna do honesty.

341
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,960
Now, you stick to your jokes about weed,
Jack.

342
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,160
[man groans]

343
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,520
[crowd cheering, applauding]

344
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,320
Thank you so much.

345
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,800
You have all been very lovely,

346
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,320
and thank you. Well, listen.
Please don't go anywhere.

347
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,240
I want you to stick around
for our next act.

348
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,480
She is a personal friend of mine,

349
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,280
and I have challenged her tonight

350
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,640
to be as honest as she can.

351
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,280
Please welcome...

352
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,600
Mae Martin.

353
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,760
[audience cheering]

354
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,160
Hi, guys.

355
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,360
Hi.

356
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,720
Um, all right, I'm gonna do new stuff.

357
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,640
Is that okay?

358
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,240
-Yeah.
-Okay, 'cause like-- it's not even jokes.

359
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,760
So, I live by a theory,

360
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,960
which is that, um, everyone's, like,
innately bisexual to some degree,

361
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,600
and that sexuality's like
a fluid, dynamic thing,

362
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,880
and it can change throughout your life.
Do you guys agree?

363
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,200
[audience cheering]

364
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280
Really? Yeah, okay. It's very trendy.

365
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,000
-But, um...
-[audience laughing]

366
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,040
I find it's a--

367
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,000
it's also very confusing for me,
because it means that...

368
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,160
Basically, it means that,
if I'm just good enough,

369
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,840
-I can morph anyone's fluid sexuality.
-[audience laughing]

370
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,200
Do you know what I mean? Like...

371
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,720
So, my girlfriend is straight.

372
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,800
I have a straight girlfriend.

373
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,600
Historically, she's been straight.

374
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,680
And, uh, I-- I'm--

375
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,920
exhausted?

376
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,840
I'm so tired

377
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,320
all the time from trying to be,

378
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400
like, I'm basically trying to be
what I imagine

379
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,000
her dream version
of her high school boyfriend is.

380
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,120
That's what I'm doing.

381
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,560
Like a '90s heartthrob thing
all the time.

382
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,480
I do so many push-ups and sit-ups.

383
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,760
-It's pathetic.
-[audience continues laughing]

384
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,720
-Relatable? Um...
-[audience laughing]

385
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,280
How about this? Is this relatable?

386
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,400
I think I'm transgender,

387
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,360
or like non-binary,
or whatever the terms are these days.

388
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,320
Um, but whatever.
'Cause I've always kind of felt this way,

389
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,320
but it is not helping me dating her.

390
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,760
Like it's-- We--

391
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,240
-Prepare yourselves.
-[laughing]

392
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,600
-We were having sex...
-[cheering]

393
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,960
Yes. Thank you.

394
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,480
Thank you. Yeah.

395
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,400
And, uh...

396
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,160
In the middle of sex,
she goes, "I want you to come inside me."

397
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,840
-[audience laughing]
-I was like, "I physically can't."

398
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,200
[laughing]

399
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,320
She says that I'm the only girl
that she's attracted to,

400
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,000
but she says that like it's a good thing,

401
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,920
like I should be so charmed
and touched.

402
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,160
But if that's true,
then she doesn't love me for who I am.

403
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,320
She loves me despite who I am.

404
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,680
Um, yeah, I...

405
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,280
I used to have a red hoodie.

406
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,160
It's like my favorite hoodie. I love it,

407
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,480
and I haven't worn it in six months.

408
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,280
I only wear black now.

409
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,440
You may have noticed.

410
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,840
I only wear black.

411
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,040
I don't wear colors anymore,
because, um...

412
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,120
yeah, I'm worried she's gonna
come out of the shower

413
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,240
and be startled
if she sees a bright color,

414
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,480
and be like: "Oh fuck, it's a girl.
Oh my God."

415
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,160
And the fucked-up thing is that, like,

416
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,760
I just know, you know?

417
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,240
I'm just certain
that she'll wake up one day,

418
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,040
and she'll realize
that what she really wants

419
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,720
and grew up wanting, is, like, simplicity,

420
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,480
and some beefcake boy, you know?

421
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,880
Called like... Charlie.

422
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960
[laughing]

423
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,920
With a B-minus personality, you know?

424
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,360
'Cause she's culturally straight,

425
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,400
so it doesn't matter how "A-plus"
my personality is,

426
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,200
that guy, Charlie,

427
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,240
he doesn't even have to try, that guy.

428
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,000
He doesn't have to do push-ups,
or learn Sum 41 on the guitar,

429
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,080
or write her poems,
or be good at giving head at all.

430
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160
[laughing]

431
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:57,600
He just has to be
simple and kind, and full of sperms.

432
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,480
So that he can sperm-inate her.

433
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,800
[laughter continues]

434
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,160
Um, anyway, I'm gonna go.
You guys have been so nice.

435
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,080
Thank you so much.

436
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:10,800
[audience laughing, cheering]

437
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
That was great.

438
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,560
[chuckling]

439
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,920
Mae, I want you to open for me on tour.

440
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,000
[Mae] What?

441
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,520
Oh, my God. Yes, Arnie. Holy Toledo.

442
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,760
-Are you serious?
-[Arnie] Don't say "holy Toledo" at me.

443
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,040
Yes, I'm serious.

444
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,040
Arnie, fuck.

445
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,280
We'll do a few dates at first,
see how we go, all right?

446
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,720
-Yeah.
-You can do Manchester.

447
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800
-Brighton, obviously.
-Yes.

448
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,120
-[tapping]
-What the fuck are you doing?

449
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,680
What are you doing, man?

450
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,520
[Arnie snorting]

451
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,760
[high-pitched feedback ringing]

452
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,280
-You said you were clean.
-I also said I was sorry for tax evasion.

453
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,920
Fucking hell.

454
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,720
I mean, you literally just said to me
that honesty will set you free.

455
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,720
-That's what you said.
-Oh, and speaking honestly,

456
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,080
are you a lesbian, Mae?

457
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,000
I mean, I don't really label myself.

458
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,200
As you heard, I'm very complex.

459
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,040
I had a threesome with Jack,
and then when I was homeless,

460
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,280
I had a boyfriend called Vlad.

461
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,400
-No.
-Yeah.

462
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,400
-Vlad the Impaler?
-Yeah.

463
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,000
-You touched Vlad's penis?
-Yes, I did.

464
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560
-Yeah, I'm gonna go.
-Hey, do you wanna touch mine?

465
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,880
Come on, don't look so shocked.
We're gonna be touring together,

466
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,760
and it gets very intimate touring--

467
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,560
Are those things connected?
The touring and becoming intimate

468
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,480
-with your dick?
-Yeah, they go hand-in-hand.

469
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,680
-By that, I mean dick-in-hand. Come on.
-[door opens]

470
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,680
-Where's your sense of humor?
-I don't know.

471
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,560
What, come on. I promise you
it's bigger than Vlad's penis.

472
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,800
Mae, congrats!

473
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,360
-You smashed it.
-That guy's bad. That's a bad man.

474
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,760
-[Nick] What did he do?
-[Mae] We were in the toilet stall...

475
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,640
Pete. Pete, mate, come here.

476
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,920
What do you reckon?
Do you want to open on tour for me?

477
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,160
-Oh, what?
-Fuck, yeah! Hoo-hoo!

478
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,720
What about Jack?

479
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800
-No, wait.
-It's okay, don't worry about it.

480
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,960
Arnie, you need to leave now.

481
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,440
-Get out of my club.
-[snickers]

482
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,440
Aw, come on, mate.

483
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,000
Don't be fucking ridiculous.

484
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,040
[Nick]
Oh, you've never seen me ridiculous.

485
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,760
And I'm about to get
very fucking ridiculous.

486
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,400
All right. Yeah, whatever.

487
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,440
Fucking grow up.

488
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
-Get out.
-Shithole, anyway!

489
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,000
Arnie, wait up!

490
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,360
-Idiot.
-[Mae] Thank you.

491
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,040
-You didn't have to do that.
-[Nick] He's a fucking clown, man.

492
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,040
Sorry, um...
I should tell you that George was here.

493
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,120
What?

494
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,720
-Well, she didn't see my set, did she?
-Yeah, she did.

495
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,160
Oh, fuck.

496
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,080
Hey.

497
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,560
Those were just jokes.

498
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,960
That was just jokes.

499
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,680
Mae, I need to ask you a question.

500
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,400
What are these,
and where did you get them?

501
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,560
Um...

502
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,760
I found them at the hospital.

503
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,280
And then I've taken a few of them
to sleep

504
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,680
-when I've been anxious.
-Okay, um...

505
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,040
I need to ask you something else.

506
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,080
Do I make you happy?

507
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,000
Um...

508
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,800
Well, I'm in love with you.

509
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,960
That's not what I asked you.

510
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,560
Do I make you happy?

511
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,080
Does being around me
make you feel good about yourself?

512
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:57,920
[gasps]

513
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,800
Like, not really.

514
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,120
But who cares?
That's not what being in love is.

515
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,880
-That's not--
-What is it then? Is it, um...

516
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,560
something that you crave,
but you can't give up

517
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,280
despite having negative consequences?

518
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,280
Oh, don't do that.

519
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,000
-Mae.
-That's not... fair.

520
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,520
Is it true what you said?

521
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,520
That you don't wear colors anymore?

522
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,880
I mean, that's like the saddest thing
I've ever heard in my fucking life.

523
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,720
What am I meant to do?

524
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,560
Your sobriety, your gender identity.

525
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,920
Is there anything
that isn't my responsibility?

526
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,120
Global warming, is that my fault?

527
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,160
I don't know. Are you dating the ice caps?

528
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,160
-Mae.
-Okay, um...

529
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,160
Is it true that no matter how good I am,

530
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,640
it won't be enough?

531
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,760
Enough for what?

532
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,040
We live together, I've told my friends.

533
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,280
-I've changed my life.
-Enough for the long haul.

534
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,440
Like, no matter how good this is,

535
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,440
there's a time limit on it.

536
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,200
Mae, I haven't even had a minute
to think about that.

537
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,760
Okay? Yeah, I grew up

538
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,600
wanting all of these things,
like kids, Mae.

539
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,000
Kids and marriage--

540
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,720
I want those things too.

541
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,960
I know, I know you do, and--

542
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,840
And you deserve it all.

543
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,640
You deserve to be so happy
and confident.

544
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,480
It's fine. I'm fine.

545
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,760
-Let's just talk about something else.
-It's not fine.

546
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,920
You're taking sleeping pills

547
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,560
because you're so anxious
that you're not Jason Statham.

548
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,640
I mean, what's next?

549
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,400
So you just start shooting up?

550
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,640
Because I'm not posting enough pictures
on Instagram?

551
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,920
Why haven't you posted any pictures
of us on Instagram?

552
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,720
You've never even retweeted
one of my tweets.

553
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,720
I can't.

554
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,680
I can't do this.

555
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,080
Oh, man.

556
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,240
Are you--

557
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,160
Are you breaking up with me?

558
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,240
I don't--
I don't know, yeah. Yeah, I think so.

559
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,360
I'm really-- I'm so sorry.

560
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,920
Oh, man.

561
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,400
I'm sorry, Mae.

562
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,840
But you told me you loved me first.

563
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,880
You said it first.

564
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,120
That was the best moment of my life.

565
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,360
You told me to move in with you.

566
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,960
I know, I know.

567
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,120
Oh, my God.

568
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,920
I'm so embarrassed.

569
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,360
Embarrassed? Why, Mae?
I should be embarrassed.

570
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,440
I'm embarrassed.

571
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,400
I let myself think that someone like you
could be with someone like me.

572
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,360
I'm not a boy.

573
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,560
I'm not even a girl.

574
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,080
I'm like a failed version of both.

575
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,000
Why am I such a freak?

576
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,840
Mae, though I make you feel like that,
it's not true.

577
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,080
It's not true. You're a thousand times
better than me.

578
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,040
Maybe you'll name
one of your kids after me.

579
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,200
Okay, I'm sorry, Mae. I can't do this.

580
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,640
Do you want me to go?

581
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,680
I don't know. No, I'll go.

582
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,520
Oh my God, I think I'm gonna be sick.

583
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,600
Yeah, I'll go.

584
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,560
Well, okay. Where will you go?
Will you go to Nick's?

585
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,520
[Mae] I don't know.

586
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,440
Mae, will you be okay?

587
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,920
Mae, please. Can you just come here?

588
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,920
Can you come here?

589
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,400
Mae, please, please.

590
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,720
Mae.

591
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,800
[crying]

592
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,400
[ballad playing]

593
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,320
Oh, no.

594
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,720
Oh, my God.

595
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,040
[sobbing] Oh, no.

596
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:05,480
♪  I'll be the first to fall ♪

597
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:14,080
♪ Give me an offer unofferable ♪

598
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,760
[door creaks]

599
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,720
♪ Imagine the warmth ♪

600
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,320
♪ In those tiny hands ♪

601
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,600
♪ That held onto a penance ♪

602
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,960
♪ I didn't deserve ♪