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(gentle music)
(soft atmospheric music)
- Come on, get that ass out, get that ass out.
Come on, get that ass. Get that ass out.
Oh shit, watch the turn.
(gentle atmospheric music)
♪ When you find yourself alone ♪
♪ Feel the time is right ♪
♪ And your mind is not your own ♪
♪ Lonely is the night ♪
(dogs barking)
(dramatic music)
(indistinct)
(Tom breathes deeply)
(hands clapping)
(upbeat marching music)
(lighter flickers)
(bong bubbles)
(upbeat marching music continues)
- Morning. - Morning, you're up early.
- Mom, I'm leaving today. I told you that already.
Why are you looking at me that way?
I told you weeks ago.
- Take a compliment. Maybe I just love your company.
- I love you.
I hate living here.
(Mom scoffs)
I hate it.
- My goodness. My son is becoming such a snob.
- I work at fucking Pie On the Sky.
(Mom laughs)
Hold your tongue.
- Honey, you act like you're the first person in history
to work at a restaurant.
It's not that bad.
- I'm not the first person in history.
I am the first person in my fraternity.
- You know, you're starting to sound brainwashed.
- What, why does that sound brainwashed?
- Let's start off with the faux Forrest Gump accent.
Where'd that come from?
- The KNA, the KNA, the KNA.
- I really don't get why you care.
It's not like you pay my dues.
- Excuse me?
I pay 30K in tuition.
Oh, what, did you want me to drop another six on your frat?
I'm spending money, and I'm not hearing anything
about history or literature or politics.
- 20 presidents were in fraternities.
(Tom chuckles)
- Now, how many of them had your GPA?
- All right.
- I know you're having fun, and I want you to have fun-
- That's shit.
- But I'm not paying for you to party.
- Please.
- I want you to get something out of this.
- I am getting something out of this.
Relationships.
Relationships are everything.
("Older Guys" by The Flying Burrito Brothers)
♪ I don't ever think about tomorrow ♪
♪ Whether or why is all on another day ♪
♪ And I think that it's been said by somebody up ahead ♪
♪ The older guys tell me what it's all about ♪
♪ The older guys really got it all worked out ♪
♪ Since we got the older guys to show us how ♪
♪ I don't see why we can't stop right now ♪
(lively upbeat music)
♪ It's so cold staying living down on the ocean ♪
♪ Dead on the beach is where I want to rent my home ♪
♪ And I think that it's been said by somebody up ahead ♪
♪ The older guys get the ladies with their style ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The older guys squeeze 'em till it makes them smile ♪
♪ What's the sense of looking like a cop on the beat ♪
♪ What's the sense of looking like a girl on the street ♪
(lively upbeat music)
(truck honking)
(car honking)
Let's go, baby!
Oh, fuck, get off my car, motherfuckers!
(all shouting)
- KNA, KNA, KNA, KNA, KNA!
- You better get your ass here.
- I lost my shoe, I lost my shoe.
- Dude, you lost your shoe, baby.
- Come on, dawg. - Suck it.
- Let's go. (group laughing)
(trunk slams)
- Tom, where the fuck you've been, bro?
- You look like you've been getting some sun, man.
- He's been training with ISIS all summer.
- Fucking shut up.
- You look like a fucking Jihadi.
- I fucked a hooker named Isis once after the master.
- You look like you've been working out.
- Yeah, thanks man, I been jerking it in the handicapped
stall at my internship all summer.
- Shit, I want that job.
- My momma went Martha Stewart in our room man.
She is bored as hell. I'll tell you what.
- She did?
- We have brand new TV, fucking computer.
You ever met my buddy Gargalon?
- No.
- You don't know who Gargalon is?
- No.
- Gargalon these nuts, motherfucker.
(both laughing)
- Mitch, this is fucking amazing, bro.
Fucking home. - That's right.
The theme is John.
We got a Wayne, McCain, Hancock.
- John McCain looks like he captured his dick
with his left hand.
- Yeah, he's probably jerking it just right there, shit.
You see this one right here?
Masters 98.
Yeah, man.
- You're so bullshit. - Try it.
(whistle whistling)
Eat that ass. Eat it boy.
(both laughing)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
- What, what, what, what, what?
- Wait, wait, wait.
You feel that? - What?
- My gaydar is fucking going off the charts right now.
- What, me?
- You taking fat fucking dick over here, aren't ya?
- So happy to be back with you, fucker!
- Who's your daddy? Me. (chuckles)
- This picture of your mom?
- (chuckles) I wish she was that hot.
- Oh, my God.
- I'd be spanking it to her every night.
(Tom blows a kiss)
- You fucking twisted ass motherfucker,
spanking your own mom. - Fuck her, man.
- God damn, I'm trying to. (Mitch laughs)
- You can get it, she probably needs some dick.
- Are we going? Are we going to dinner?
- Yeah, man, we're going to dinner with both of 'em,
mom and dad.
- Your dad's gonna be there too?
- Yeah, daddy's going to be there.
- So in the end, what did you do last summer?
- Um, um...
What did I do? (clears throat)
I, uh, I worked for this realtor in Miami.
- Oh.
- I thought you said you worked for a sports agency?
- [Beach] Commercial or residential?
- Residential.
No, I was, I was working for a friend of my mothers.
- Hmm. - Who is that?
- His name is Stan Wade.
- Sam Wade? - Stan.
- Stan Wade. - I mean, he's like local.
- [Beach] I don't know him.
- [Tom] I don't know, he's not like a name, like-
- Always align yourself with the best.
Only the best.
That is the recipe.
You know, maybe next summer we could get you both
internships at corporate.
- Well, that would be amazing.
- Well, let's do it.
- (mumbles) sugar butter.
Sugar butter. You know, the butter with sugar in it.
This shit, it's fire.
- You know, maybe Mitchell prefer
the bakery division or creamery.
- Um, Mr. Miller, it was so cool the internship
you got for Mitch at Holloway.
That's, wow, that company, I've read about it, so awesome.
- It's funny for me to hear the word awesome
in association with Ken.
I mean, yeah, now he's the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
But I met Ken at KNA.
- Oh, you met him at,
you met him at KNA, our KNA?
- Kenny was a total mess.
I mean, he couldn't land a broad to save his life.
The only thing he did at university,
which actually was awesome,
was shitting his pants in the house in front of everybody.
- Are you kidding me? - Beach!
- Wearing gym shorts. - Beach, stop it.
- Yes, dear? - I'll leave.
- Uh-oh. - I'll leave.
- She's been threatening to leave since the day we met.
- (sighs) I have.
- Dad, you never told me that Kenny shit his pants.
- We're at the table.
- Well, Mitchell, there's a reason for that,
you see, and that is because you were such a knucklehead,
you would have, of course, repeated it in front of him.
And that is why we say in the family:
"Have you ever seen a fish on the wall with its mouth shut?"
- Not the fish story.
- [Beach] Do you know that expression, Tom?
- You've never seen a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
(powdery substance snorting)
Baby burns. Let's go.
She burns, she burns.
(lively music)
Hey, boys.
(group chattering indistinctly)
Run fucking town around here. You're out.
- Oh, shit. Sunshine. - Mr. President.
- How you doing, buddy?
So good to see you.
- Will you, uh, will you come with me
to meet the new Dean of Student Life next week?
- Fuck, yeah, I'll do that. Of course.
- I'll take you out to lunch after. I'll make it worthwhile.
- All right, if you buy me lunch, I'll do whatever you want.
- Now, you got my mind racing.
- Okay, good, you should.
- I don't get a "Hello"?
- Seen you five fucking times, since you've got here, Mitch.
This is uh, Gettys O'Brien.
- Hey. - Hey, man how you doing?
- Tom. - Getty.
- Gettys and I uh, grew up in Buckhead.
- Oh, a Buckhead, fuckhead. What do you know, Joe?
- We didn't know each other at uh, Holy Spirit,
but he's friends with the Wallis boys.
Right, Fred Wallis' twins.
- I, I knew you though.
- Gettys you wanna come on up, have a drink?
- Yeah, sure. - Great. Let's do this.
- All right, that's what I'm talking about.
Some Southern hospitality.
- Great to see you, dude.
- Yeah, great to see you, Sunshine.
- See you soon. - Oh shit.
Will you guys take that little squirt over there with you?
That's uh, Bill Nichols over there.
His dad's the mayor of San Antonio.
- All right. Say less.
Hey, Bill!
Come on over. We'll have a drink.
- Get up there, Bill.
C'mon, don't pass out on your first night of rush.
- Bill, is your mom hot?
- Um, I, I, I, people have said
that I have a very attractive mother.
(powdery substance snorting) (groovy rap music)
(coughs) Oh.
Is this supposed to hurt?
(Mitch laughs)
Are, are you supposed to have, uh, (clears throat)
mucus dripping down your throat?
'Cause (coughs) it's totally cool.
I-I-I just sort of have a sensitive stomach.
- Tell us about the uh, freshman class.
Heard y'all got some good,
hot new bouncin' titties coming in.
- It's good, man.
It's like it's really fucking good.
It's better than I thought it was going to be.
- I mean, our class is fucking trash so we need it.
- Those uh, those sorority rules, though,
those are so fucking stupid.
I mean, you can't even fuck in there.
- When the girls are let out, the hottest ones are here.
(Gettys sniffing)
- Yeah, that's the thing about sororities and fraternities,
it's tradition.
- How, how many girls you have sex with
when you were a pledge?
- You just focus on getting in a fraternity
so you don't die a virgin.
(Gettys laughs)
- You think that's funny? - It ain't funny.
We don't want no no fucking losers in the house.
- Both of you look here.
Fucking look, can you look at me?
- I'm looking at you.
- (snaps fingers) Pretty boy fucking look at me fucker.
What do you like so much about KNA, huh?
Why do you want to pledge here?
- For me?
I mean, KNA has a reputation that land at my high school.
(sniffs) Yeah, I, I, I heard of it
through my cousin's from Kenny.
Actually, he, he said that if you're KNA it's like,
like a badge you get on a shirt to wear around campus.
- Ay Bill, Bill. - Yeah.
- You gotta slow down, buddy. You gotta slow down.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Something about cousin Kenny or some shit,
you gotta slow down.
- Bill, you kiss your cousins?
- Sorry?
- What about you bud, why do you wanna be in KNA?
- Well...
Tom, like you said, life's too short
to hang out with some losers.
And I knew Todd from home.
He's always the dude fucking the chick with big tits.
I always had respect for him, everyone did.
So, seems like the best fit.
I'm just trying to fuck the most girls, have the most fun.
- I mean, you definitely are going to fuck
the most girls here.
Definitely going to have the most fun.
But that's not what it's about.
- Sure.
- [Tom] We're a foundation of brotherhood and community.
I mean, so many Fortune 500 execs came from KNA.
You know, we got three presidents that came from KNA.
Setting the pace for the rest of the schools.
Setting the pace for the rest of America.
I mean it's an important, important thing we do here.
- Sounds good to me. - Yeah, yeah.
- So ya'll coming to Baynes this weekend?
("Badd" by Ying Yang Twins)
(group yelling)
- All right, okay. Thank you.
Now, we invited you out to Bayne's beautiful property today
because we think you may have it.
In our eyes, you were the cream of the crop,
the best of the freshman class.
(loud upbeat music)
We only do cream because the Sumpter Chapter of KNA
doesn't settle, do we?
- Nope. - Cream.
- We have gold standards.
We understand that we are a reflection of each other.
So we have a responsibility.
(upbeat rap music)
Responsibility to KNA National.
Responsibility to the alumni of the Sumpter chapter,
who will always consider our house, home.
(upbeat rap music)
The chapter lives and dies in our house.
It's heavy, but it's real.
(all screaming) (upbeat rap music)
- Let's fucking go!
- [Todd] This is our last chance to make sure
that you can carry that legacy.
That you can handle your weight.
(group cheers)
This is your last opportunity to prove
that you belong.
(liquid splashes)
- Oh!
- Yo!
What the fuck, man?
- I didn't mean to, man. It slipped.
(people yelling)
Oh shit. (upbeat rap music)
- [Todd] That you are worthy of being a part
of our long standing, expansive network
that has built careers and made people filthy, fucking rich.
- We fucking own it, Sunshine.
- Slow down bro, slower.
(indistinct)
- Brothers meet this week to decide who gets a bid.
Best of luck.
(group cheers) - Let's go, Todd!
- [All] KNA, KNA, KNA, KNA, KNA!
- I'm like, dude, what are you talking about?
You get an STD on your dick, dude,
you don't get it on your fucking face.
And he's like: "Well, what about like, maybe could it happen
because I went down on her."
And I'm like:
"Dude what are you talking about?
You fucking went down on her."
- Bitch, fuck!
- He was like: "Yeah, aren't you supposed to like-"
"No, you're supposed to fucking go down on your girlfriend,
you idiot, not a fucking prostitute."
So, he fucking went down on this bitch,
and he's lying to his fucking parents
the whole fucking day saying maybe it was bedbugs, maybe-
- O'Brien!
- He got into fucking chlorine or some shit.
- You're up! Come and take a ride.
- I'm good, pal.
- What the fuck are you here for, man?
You want to be a brother?
Come on, take a wild ride on Mitch's golf cart train.
- You sound gay, dude.
- Hey, shut the fuck up, you don't say that to a brother.
- What the, what the fuck did you just say to me?
- Thanks, chief.
- You never talk to me like that again, you hear me!
Do you hear me?
- I said I'm good, man. I'm good.
- All right, Mitch, we're good.
- Thank you, though. Thank you so much.
- Let's all have some hotdogs. Take it easy.
- Boo, boo!
- If this is a sorority she'd be perfect.
- This ain't Gryffindor!
- All right, that's a no on Chad.
(group laughs)
- Oh shit! - Virgin!
- Too dark, too dark!
- All right, sorry Vikram. RIP.
- Bill! (everyone cheers)
Bill! Bill!
Fuck Bill! Fuck Bill! Fuck Bill! Fuck Bill! Fuck Bill!
- Unfortunately, Bill's dad
is the mayor of fucking San Antonio.
So he's a shoo-in.
- Oh, shoe in his ass.
- We gon' have to be this kid's fucking babysitter?
- Good question.
- All right, we got to move on.
- Gettys O'Brien. - Oh, no, no, no.
- I fucking love this kid.
- Nah, I don't care what any of y'all fucking say.
Fuck Gettys.
- I fucking love Gettys. I think he's chill.
He's from the city, he's connected.
He's got confidence I think we can use.
I mean, this is a dude a lot of other fraternities want.
You know, they're scrambling after him,
so we'd be lucky to have him.
- I know you fucking like him
because he cradles your balls
and all wipes the piss off your dick.
But fuck this kid! (group laughs)
- All right, well, someone wanna give Miller another drink.
- If I were sober, I'd say the same fucking thing.
Being from Buckhead doesn't give you the fucking right
to be an asshole, everyone.
- Yeah, I mean, I actually think
he's a fucking asshole, too.
He's, he's kind of a little bitch.
- He disrespected me in front of my brothers.
He called me gay at Bayne's house.
- Oh, no. I'm so sorry. (group laughs)
- You don't fucking piss on my leg and say it's raining.
I didn't fucking pledge to be in a fraternity
to get shit on by a gay boy fucking freshman.
Come on, nah. Fuck that shit.
He can fucking suck the fucking wrinkles off my nads.
(group laughs)
- All right, Mitch. All right.
We hear you. I hear you.
We all hear you.
It's like the only issue with your argument here
is that you're just not very persuasive, right?
I mean,
in the beginning of your little speech
you made a joke about Gettys sucking my dick.
And then, at the end of it, you made a little joke about
Gettys sucking your dick.
And now you're getting all fucking butthurt
because he called you a homo.
- Oh! - And I think if you want
to speak up, you better start making some fucking sense.
I think we all love Gettys O'Brien.
I think that's fucking the end of that.
- So you think he'll make a good pledge, Todd?
Disrespectful, entitled shit.
- Yeah, I do, Mitch.
I think he'll make a great pledge.
- No, fuck this!
- I'm drawing the line. I will not let this kid pledge
and I will fucking be here all night!
- All right, well, (clears throat)
we all got class tomorrow
and we're still at the top of the fucking list
so pick your fucking battles.
- I'm fucking picking them!
- Oh my god, chill out dude.
- Mitch. (group laughs)
- Does anyone support Mitch?
- Nice. Got a big army behind you, Miller.
Proud of yourself?
- I'd let him pledge.
He's definitely one of the cooler freshmen.
- Seriously?
- Making a fool out of yourself, man. Sit down.
- Man, fuck you, Todd!
(everyone yelling)
Fuck each and every one of you. Get the fuck, fuck y'all!
(group clapping and laughing)
- Oh my god.
- Wow. That was quite a show.
- Why does Mitch always got to act like a fucking kid, man?
- Oh, Bobby, shut the fuck up. Dude, like what?
O'Brien was being a little bitch.
He needs to learn to shut his fucking mouth.
- It was fucked.
- Man, tell me to shut up one more time.
I swear to god I'll punch you square in the fucking nose.
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey, what classes are y'all going to?
- I'm following with you.
- I knew it.
- Finally, as per of the syllabus,
you are required to write three papers.
One paper each, on one of the five works
on the board right here.
Turn your papers in on time.
Now, because I'm such a nice guy,
I'm gonna let you all go early.
Now, do you have any questions before you go?
(papers shuffling)
- Look at that girl's armpits, man.
- [Professor] Yes, you over here.
- Why'd you choose these writers?
- Excuse me?
- Is that not a valid question?
(Robert groans)
- [Professor] Well, I'm just trying to figure out
where it's coming from. - Curiosity.
Why'd you choose the writers?
- Now Miller needs to stop worrying about pledges
and worry about a bitch.
That boy's going to die a virgin.
You don't want to be associated with that man.
Chick sees me with Miller, dry like a fucking desert.
- Hold on one second, Bobby.
Hey, how you doing?
You have plans this weekend?
Do you want plans this weekend?
- Go fuck yourself.
- Yo, Tom!
What's wrong with you, man?
- Shut the fuck up.
- The armpit girl? - Shut up, bro.
(door knocking)
Buddy, you dressed?
Woah, shit. Don't shoot, don't shoot.
- Where did you get that thing?
- It's my dads.
- Cool. Lucky you.
- You going to the meadow? - No, I can't.
Gross.
Ay, I am sorry if it felt like
I didn't have your back at the meeting.
(Mitch chuckles)
- Don't be so sensitive.
(bells chiming)
- So, I'm new, uh, but I know that Greek life
is a major part of the culture here at Sumpter.
So I wanted to get acquainted with everybody at the,
the top of the organizations here.
You're the president? - Oh.
- (laughs) No, I'm the president.
- I'm just a guy with a computer.
- No, no.
Tom is a guy with the potential to be the next president.
- Thank you.
- Uh, cute.
- What?
- Listen, um...
Over the past several years, KNE has had about-
- [Both] KNA.
- Apologies.
KNA has had about 17 violations of student conduct codes.
So, uh, moving forward, uh, something's got to change.
- Change? What do you mean?
- Well, there can be absolutely no more off campus retreats,
nor can there be any more hazing.
That's the bottom line.
Is that clear? - Sure, yeah.
- Cute. Fucking weirdo.
- It, it's an actual problem.
Because Dan, Dan Backer was KNA at Mizzou.
You know, he made life easy.
He would look the other way.
Now we have this asshole. - Yeah.
It's all right, we're gonna make it work.
- Yeah, we'll make it work. (laughs)
I don't know how you deal with Miller, man.
I would fucking kill myself.
(both laughing)
I don't know how you do it. - Yeah.
- How do you, how do you put up with that shit?
- I don't know.
He's my best friend. So...
- He's not your best friend, man.
You're buddies freshman year
and now he's fucking clinging onto you like a leech.
I mean, he's a fucking,
I'm sorry but he's, he's a liability.
- He's been crazy, you know, he's just been.
I think he's under a lot of stress, so...
He's a good guy, you know?
- Hey uh, I got an interview in a couple of weeks,
it's during pledging.
I wanted to ask you.
Do you think you'll take the reins for me?
- Well, you mean run the meeting?
- Yeah.
- You serious? - Yeah.
- You don't want, uh, Junior to do it?
- No, I want someone who lives at the house.
- Absolutely. Hey, thank you.
I'd be honored.
- Always stepping up. Thank you.
- There anything I'm supposed to do
or say specifically, or? - Well, I, uh, no joke,
I'm not even fucking kidding with you.
Watch the speech from "Gladiator" before you go up there.
That's what I always do.
That will fucking pump you up.
- Absolutely. (dramatic music)
KNA!
- [Group] KNA!
- KNA!
- [Group] KNA!
- KNA!
- [Group] KNA!
(dramatic music)
- Congratulations, boys.
You now have a chance to be part of a fraternity
that's been around since 1870.
That's a long time.
This is your bid party.
Give yourselves a round of applause.
(group applauds)
From Jedidiah Jackson, our founder,
to Todd Stevens, our current president.
What we signify is much larger than just a fraternity.
Isn't that right, boys?
- [Group] Yes, sir.
- We set the tone for everything in this college
and everything in the United States of America
and everything in the world.
And that takes responsibility.
But we can't trust you with that responsibility,
until you do some shit.
Y'all will need to do the following by Monday:
Number one,
Y'all need to get hard hats like construction workers
and wear them at all times.
Your outfit needs to be a white polo,
khaki pants and Velcro shoes.
Number two,
y'all need to be clean shaven by Monday.
That means the triple B: balls, beards, bald.
And you must go in that order.
Shave your dick, then shave your face,
then you shave your heads.
I know, we did it,
but we need to know that y'all
want to be a part of a family.
Do you want to be part of a family?
- [Group] Yes, sir.
- Do you want to be part of a family!? Answer me!
- [Group] Yes, sir!
- Then you gotta shave your fucking heads.
- Fuck, man.
- We're throwing our first mixer tomorrow with Kappa.
And the theme is going to be golf pros and tennis hoes.
Y'all have to organize the whole thing for us.
Looking at you Bill, might wanna write this down.
You seem like a note taking kind of gentleman, I guess.
(background frat guys chuckling)
Bill's so scared.
- I'm not.
- We're not trying to scare you boys.
This is a tradition as old as time.
And KNA is about tradition. It's about history.
You look around, you listen to these walls,
you see presidents,
you see politicians, you see Fortune 500 execs,
you see prideful, amazing individuals.
This is about respect,
this is about tradition, and this is about family.
If you want to be part of the family, you go through this.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
Now, my friend Mitch here,
he got us all a bunch of kegs.
Y'all got to clean them out
and then throw them in the trash when you're done.
- Approach these kegs like your mom approaches my dick.
Every last drop.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Yeah!
- Woo, woo, woo!
(everyone cheering and clapping)
- Yeah. Yeah. - Go fucking Tom!
- You sounded like fucking Bush 43 out there, man.
- Are you kidding me?
- You're like, fucking Ernest Hemingway.
- I blacked out. I don't even remember what happened.
I went up there and I just...
(everyone laughing)
- Hey, let's get it, let's get a line for the king.
- King! King! King! King! King!
King! King! King! King! King! King! King! King!
- C'mon baby, let's get in there!
(everyone shouting)
(both sniffing)
(group cheers) (some clapping)
- Look at his fucking shit, man.
- Shit baby!
(group laughing) (Mitch grunting)
- Mwah!
- KNA! - [All] KNA!
- [Professor] All right, let's get going
because I'm excited to discuss the end here.
Get your notebooks out.
So seeing as it's officially fall
and the weather is nice and chilly,
why not transport ourselves
to one of the most exciting decades,
and one of the most fascinating places?
It's 1879 in Saint Petersburg, Russia.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky will die in two years.
- You got a pen on you?
- [Professor] But not before his prolific
and influential work- - You can have a pencil.
- [Professor] "The Brothers Karamazov"
is published in the Russian...
- So what year are you? - Sophomore.
- Oh, you're a sophomore? I'm a Sophomore.
- That's weird I haven't seen you.
- I don't know, makes sense.
- So where are you from? Like originally
- Oh, uh, Charleston.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- That's cool.
- I thought you might be from around here.
But um, now I think no.
- Yeah, I wish I was from around here. I'm from Florida.
- (scoffs) Why would you wish you were from around here?
It sucks.
- (laughs) No, Florida sucks. - I guess.
- It's like, people go to die.
- Or do coke.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, well um, I, uh,
I got to meet my old roommate for lunch, so.
- All right. Um...
Cool, hey, uh, I'm sorry for the way we started off,
you know, uh...
I really like talking to you.
- (scoffs) See you Monday.
- Wait, why? What's on Monday?
- Class, bro.
(chuckles) Enjoy your weekend.
- Fuck me, fuck me.
(groovy music) (Tom sniffing)
- Can y'all believe this fucker O'Brien?
I'm at his dorm at 6 AM.
He's not picking up his phone.
I'm knocking on his door, raising hell for an hour.
Next thing I know, this fucking curly headed bitch comes out
with two cantaloupes on her chest
I mean fucking big ones, boys.
Turns out she's the RA! Writes my ass up.
Now I'm in student judiciary
because this fucking pledge O'Brien!
- You're swinging at me. You're swinging your arms at me.
Stop.
- Always crying about this damn pledge man.
- Are you in love with him, Mitch or something
'cause he's all you seem to be talking about right now.
- That's what the fuck I'm saying.
- Fuck you, Connor.
Your little ass bicep do not make up for your shrimp dick.
- Okay, well, you haven't even seen your dick
since middle school fat fuck.
So, why don't you shut your fucking mouth.
- Hell, at least I'm not dressed like a gay caddy.
Bet a pledge is going to try to fuck you tonight
looking gay like that.
- Ay, ay, boys, can we just stop arguing
for, like, two seconds?
It's going to be a fun ass night.
Let's go get some pussy. All right?
(Tom sniffs)
Let's just chill.
("Glad You Came" by The Wanted)
♪ Make you glad you came ♪
♪ The sun goes down, the stars come out ♪
♪ And all that counts is here right now ♪
♪ My universe will never be the same ♪
♪ I'm glad you came ♪
- Oh my God! Woo!
(group cheers) (lively upbeat music)
♪ You cast a spell on me, spell on me ♪
♪ You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me ♪
♪ And I decided you look well on me, well on me ♪
♪ So let's go somewhere no one else can see, you and me ♪
♪ Turn the lights out now ♪
♪ Now I'll take you by the hand ♪
♪ Hand you another drink, drink it if you can ♪
♪ Can you spend a little time, time is slipping away ♪
♪ Away from us so stay, stay with me I can make ♪
♪ Make you glad you came ♪
♪ The sun goes down, the stars come out ♪
♪ And all that counts is here and now ♪
♪ My universe will never be the same ♪
♪ I'm glad you came, I'm glad you came ♪
(song fades)
(somber music)
(clippers buzzing) (Mitch joyfully laughing)
- You think you're the shit, huh?
(clippers buzzing)
(grunts) Bitch.
(dramatic solemn music)
(chips in bowl rattling)
- You know, I feel like KNA looks after their own
which is really really cool
and something I've kind of always admired.
- Are y'all like more likely to hire KNAs
at y'all's companies or? - Fuck yes, man, absolutely.
- 100%.
- Cool, I'm super interested in, like, tech and shit
and like that kind of...
Get the fuck outta here bro. - Where the money's at.
- Hey man, I thought tech was super gay.
- Look at this bullshit, man.
If I was out there I'd be fucking Dan Marino.
- Chips?
- You'd be Dan Marino? - Yeah, man.
Fuck O'Brien.
- You want any chips?
- No, I don't want any fucking chips.
Show me your haircut.
- Looks good.
Nice and bald like your puffy pussy.
Right, Tom? - No.
Can you get out of the way, so we can watch the game?
Thank you.
- See you at capture the football later, fucker.
Where's Oliver at? He's got my fucking whippits.
- Let's go, baby! (everyone yelling)
- All right boys!
Are y'all ready for the annual KNA pledges vs brothers-
- You want this? You want this right here?
- Capture the football game!
- That's right.
- We're gonna fuck them up. Let's go!
(group cheering)
- I want to see a clean fair fight, fellas!
On your marks! - Fuck y'all!
- Get set!
(group cheers)
(whistle blows)
(dramatic music)
(players grunting)
(dramatic music continues)
- Woo!
(body thuds)
(all yelling)
- What's your problem? - You can't do that.
- What the fuck was that? What the fuck is your problem?
- You can't do that! You can't do that shit!
You could have fucking killed him!
- My fucking year's ruined.
- No, the year's not ruined. - You're fine, man.
- It was fucked up but year's not ruined.
- I'm fine? Really?
You wanna look at me right now.
- I'm not going to look at you while I'm driving your car.
- Hey, at least you're getting Vicodin.
Right?
(group chattering)
- [Todd] All right. I'm looking at Saturday the 10th.
- Of course. Yeah.
- [Todd] Will that work for your folks?
- They said whenever, what's the difference?
- [Todd] Is it big enough for everyone?
- What the fuck do you think?
- All right- - I got to go.
- [Todd] Pretty sure this is your fucking-
- Faggot bastard.
- [Tom] Who?
- Todd's dumb ass. He's using me for the retreat.
- Nice thing to do.
- Well, you, you should open the windows in here.
It's getting fucking depressing.
- You do it.
- All right.
What are you going to do today?
- (laughs) I don't know.
I haven't eaten, so that.
Do you wanna eat?
- I got to go work out.
Will you come work out with me?
- Nah, I already did that earlier.
Jane Couthorns new profile pic, in bed.
- Yeah, but you should probably get out of this room.
- People talking shit?
- Oh, no one's fucking talking shit, bro. I'm talking shit.
Smells disgusting in here, like preschool,
fucking crayons, and tuna fish, farts.
It's gross.
All right, bud.
I'll see ya at pledging.
- I'm not going.
- What? What do you mean you're not going?
It's downstairs.
- I have a test.
Gonna make money some day.
- You don't wanna fuck up O'Brien?
- Fuck him up for me.
- All right, boys. Retreat to announce.
Mitch Miller is hosting a trip
to his lake house next weekend.
- O'Brien isn't here. - All pledges must attend.
- Where is Miller?
- More importantly, where is Gettys O'Brien?
- Hey, dipshits! Did you fucking hear the man?!
Where the fuck is O'Brien?!
- Permission to speak, pledge master, el sir?
- Granted.
- Uh, Gettys told me to tell y'all
that he's going to be
at his sister's engagement party today.
- Yeah, what the fuck are you, his fucking messenger?
You fucking little bitch.
- I can be if that's what you want me to-
- Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up.
- Hey, hey, hey! It's all right.
He told me that a few weeks ago. I forgot.
- So what, he breaks Mitch's nose
and then doesn't show up for pledging?
- (grunts) Who the fuck cares, man?
- Well, I got to live with Mitch.
- Don't deal with that shit. - Yeah, great decision.
- I don't understand how our pledges
aren't showing up for pledging-
- Tom, Tom, hey. - What the fuck are we doing?
What are we doing? It's bullshit.
- You're outta line.
- Connor.
- All right. This game is called the elephant walk.
(upbeat music)
KNA! - [All] KNA!
(TV chattering)
(door creaks open)
(door slams shut)
- Fuck you.
- Fuck me?
What the fuck? What did I do?
(shoe thuds) Bro, what-
- Nothing. That's the fucking problem, nothing!
- Everyone was fucking pissed off he didn't come.
What are you talking about? Why is it my fault?
- You act like you got my back, but you don't do shit.
You're just Todd's little puppet.
- I'm Todd's puppet? Are you fucking kidding me, Mitch?
Fuck you! All I fucking do is defend you!
You fucking bitch! Don't say that.
I'm the only one!
(TV smashes)
- I bought that!
This is me, this is all me!
- What the fuck?
What the fuck? I have a test.
- Get the fuck out of my room! Get the fuck out of here!
The fuck outta here!
(Mitch sobbing)
- What's up? - Yeah, I'm here.
- I see you.
- Oh, all right. Let me in.
Bro, let me in now.
You've been disrespecting me.
You've been disrespecting Mitch.
If you don't want to be a pledge, then fucking drop out.
But I'm not going to take this shit anymore. I'm not.
- Yeah.
I know.
Look, I'm not looking to disrespect anyone, you know.
And, like, I can be a pledge.
You know, that's not the issue.
The issue's Miller. - No.
- He keeps fucking with me.
- It's not up to you to decide what the issue is. Period.
- Yeah, well I'm not gonna let someone
fuck with my shit for no reason.
- Miller's a brother, you're not. End of story.
- I'm a man.
(Tom scoffs)
- You tell me you wouldn't stand up for yourself, Sunshine?
- Don't fucking call me Sunshine.
We dealt with the same shit
and we weren't fucking little pussy ass bitches
the way you're being.
- Pussy ass bitch.
Well, that don't change the fact
that Miller's a fat fucking loser.
- Why do you try so hard to be an asshole?
- I'd rather be an asshole than a loser.
(door squeaks open)
(door thuds shut)
Keep going, him and I don't talk.
- Are you coming to the retreat?
- Don't I have to?
- All right, I don't want to have to fucking come back here.
You clean my room by six, all right?
(keys jingling)
- Is that fucking fat fuck there?
- Hey, don't fucking call him that! Shut the fuck up!
You do what we say!
- [Professor] Don't forget about the test.
Paper's due next Friday.
Enjoy your week.
- I watched "Enter the Void".
- Well, that's an astronaut show?
- (scoffs) How was your weekend?
- It's was okay. The game was fun.
We lost as usual, but...
- Here we go, here we go. - You're an animal.
- Hey, keep that gator in its cage.
Hey, how's that rash, buddy? Still itching?
(frat friends laughing)
- I gotta run.
- Wait, come on, you can't hold that against me.
- What, that you're a frat bro?
No. those guys are just harmless retards.
- I don't do that word.
- All right, I'm sorry. I won't say that word.
That's my bad.
Listen, can I, um...
Can I have your number? - No.
- Nah, no, I'm like...
Just I'm on academic probation.
Uh... - Sorry?
- No, I don't...
I could pay you if you want, I just need a tutor.
- I'm not your study hooker.
- I know you're not my study hooker, I...
No, I just mean, like, I need help with school.
I'm not doing well, and I'm not really around people who uh,
who take school very seriously, so...
- Then do something about it.
- Well, I'm trying to.
(Annabelle sighs softly)
- All right. Come to my place at seven.
- Yeah?
- 314 Sutton Drive, number two.
- Woah. Wait, is that your address?
- Write it down. - 314 what?
Sutton? What if I get lost? - It's not my problem.
- You still go to that class, Sunshine?
The one with the books. - Why?
- Because you have to. (chuckles)
- Or you just go and I sit next to you during the midterm.
- I wouldn't do that.
- You gotta explain yourself, buddy.
I see this, this motherfucker
was parading around campus with a black lesbian-
- All right. - With a full fucking boner.
(group laughing)
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- That was honestly the craziest shit
I've ever seen in my life, man.
- Shut the fuck up. I fuck so many bitches.
- She fucked so many bitches too, man.
- You not talking about the one from class, right?
- What class? - The one with the pit hair?
Are you fucking serious?
- (laughing) Oh fuck.
- I've fucked more bitches than all y'all combined.
So don't even try with that shit.
- Like how long is it? - It's too long man.
(frat friends laughing)
That's a fact.
You wild, man.
- So how's, how's your other girlfriend doing?
How's Mitch doing?
- What the fuck you think, bro?
I mean, he's great at spilling jizz
and food all over my floor as a sport.
- Maybe the fucking Michael Jordan of that shit.
- Kinda pissing me off, whining like a little bitch.
- I think Mitch got what he deserved.
- Bobby-
- I think you should talk to him.
- Gettys is a fucking pledge. - Have you talked to him?
- Are you kidding me?
Can you imagine if we did that shit last year?
- Wait, why me? Fucking you talk to him.
- 'Cause you're his roommate, I'm not his roommate.
I think you could just be like, you know,
"Chill the fuck out
or I'm not going to want to live with you again."
- Well, I don't know.
I mean, who says I want to live with him next year?
- C'mon, man. - Dude.
- Dude? Oh my...
What the fuck?
It's so funny how all y'all try
to pin Mitch's bullshit on me,
and then you make me feel bad
when I say I don't want to live with him anymore.
- You're his fucking friend, like you fucking talk to him.
- Aren't y'all supposed to be his brothers?
- That's what it is.
(phone beeps)
- [Todd] Hey, Sunshine.
Uh, sorry about the other night.
You're looking out for your buddy.
I get that, it's fine.
Uh, I'm at dinners all weekend with alumni.
So huge fucking bummer I can't make it to Miller's house.
(Todd chuckles)
No, but seriously, don't,
don't let Miller pull any stupid shit
that gets back to the school, all right?
I still trust you to hold down the fort.
All right.
- (sighs) You ready to test me?
- No. Not really.
- And this is what I did not want.
- Well, why did you give me the wine?
- I mean, boredom.
It was just me being polite, so...
- (chuckles) Is spending time with me really that bad?
- No, I just...
I don't know, I just, I don't know you.
- All right. Ask me anything you want.
- Okay, um, what are your parents like?
- Man, getting personal?
- That's personal?
- Uh...
Uh, all right.
Well, my mom...
My mom is uh...
She's a mom, you know, she does the mom thing.
And uh, we get along all right, you know, I think.
I don't know.
- Oh, Is it just you and your mom?
- No, I got a sister. Older sister.
- You like her? - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she's all right. She's pregnant.
- Well, what does that have to do with
if you like her or not?
- Uh, I'm not sure.
Maybe make me like, make me like her more.
- Okay.
What about your dad?
- My uh, my dad passed away.
- Oh.
- I'm, I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be. But it happened a long time ago.
- Yeah, that's, that's still hard.
- He had cancer. - It's really difficult.
- Yeah, a lot of shit is difficult. I block most of it out.
- Well, what was he like?
- I can't remember.
Uh, what's your dad like?
Ay, listen, you don't have to feel bad. I'm good.
- Uh, no, I don't feel bad.
I'm just thinking about my answer.
Uh, well, I, I guess my dad is my best friend.
- Hey, that's great.
Cheers.
Cheers to that.
(glasses clinking)
("The Flower Called Nowhere" by Stereolab)
- I'm not looking for anything serious. Okay?
- Okay.
("The Flower Called Nowhere" by Stereolab)
How you doing? What you up to?
- Oh, um, my friend Danny
is having this wine and cheese thing for his birthday.
- Oh, shit. - So...
- All right.
Uh, well, we'll hang another time.
- Um, I mean, you can come.
If you, if you want.
Hey.
Hello.
- Oh. She has arrived.
- Meet Tom from English.
- You must be Danny.
- Well, how did you know that?
Did I sleep with one of your friends?
(both laughing)
- No call, no text? - Jo, you're not my mom.
- Your friend Jo just kept looking at me
like if i was a pedophile or something.
- I mean, she just doesn't know
that you're not all that bad.
- Well, uh, thank you, though, if it was a compliment.
- Hey...
(lively music fading)
(both softly smooching)
Let me see your frat.
- What?
- Yeah, let me see your frat.
- No, no. You don't wanna do that.
- I do, come on. (giggles)
- When, when do you want to go?
- Right now.
I mean, I have to make an appointment
to the doctor's office or something?
- No, you, you don't want to go there.
Trust me. You don't want to go there. (chuckles)
- Why not? - Uh, it's, uh.
Ah...
Um...
(packing bag rustling)
(door squeaks open)
(door thuds shut)
- Where've you been? - At a girl's.
- We're leaving in 20 for the lake house.
You still coming? - Yeah, I know.
- I heard you been fucking a black lesbian.
- Mitch, you say that again, I'll knock you the fuck out.
Right here.
- Me?
- I'll knock you the fuck out.
I swear to God, I'll lay you out.
- After all I've done. Really? (laughs)
Wow. All right.
Wow.
("Lonely Is the Night" by Billy Squier)
♪ Lonely is the night ♪
♪ When you find yourself alone ♪
- Keep your fucking eyes on the road.
♪ Feel the time is right ♪
♪ And you mind is not your own ♪
♪ Lonely is the night ♪
♪ When there's no one left to call ♪
♪ Feel the time is right ♪
♪ See the writings on the wall ♪
(upbeat rock music) (steering wheel thudding)
- Wooo!
(police siren blaring)
- [Mitch] Fuckin'...
- Wipe your shit. Wipe your shit.
- Yup, yup thanks.
- Everyone shut the fuck back there, all right?
Take your hats off. Take your hats off.
- [Mitch] Keep your fucking heads down.
- Take your fucking hats off.
(window whooshes down)
- License and registration. - Yes, sir.
Um, would you mind if my partner here
got out the glove box for me?
- Sure. - Thank you.
(papers shuffling)
(clears throat) Insurance, registration right there.
- [Police Officer] Where you boys coming from?
- Sumpter College. My license.
- Beach Miller?
- Yes, sir. That's my father.
- Drive the limit. - Yes, sir.
- Letting you off with a warning.
- Thank you so much, Officer. - Thank you.
- Be safe this weekend, gentlemen.
(officer taps car)
- Yes, sir. - Thank you, sir.
- Appreciate you. - Thank you for your service.
- Emperor Mitch is about to give speech so shut the fuck up!
Brothers, I'll let y'all murmur amongst yourselves,
as long as, you know, you pay attention and all.
Get the fuck off of my couch, O'Brien.
I didn't tell you to fucking sit there.
- Okay. - Sit on the floor
with the rest of your fucking pledges.
(group chattering)
- Sit down, sit the fuck down.
- Be happy that you get the fucking rug.
The fuck is on your face?
- Potato.
(group chuckles)
- It's not funny. - Take 'em the fuck off.
And get your sister's plush doll off your neck, too.
What the fuck is that?
- Give me that nasty piece of shit.
- All right, now, I'm gonna lay
some fucking ground rules for y'all.
Do not shit in my toilet.
Do not dribble piss on the seats.
Don't just fucking walk around.
Most rooms are off limits.
Brothers, y'all have rooms.
Quesadilla dicks, y'all sleep on the floor.
Once y'all settle in, help yourself to some fresh yay,
alcoholic beverages.
You're gonna need a little pick me up
because we have an action-packed evening in store.
Now, if you excuse me and my goons,
we're gonna have a little bit of fellowship
before we get started.
And while I'm gone, if your pussy's get wet
do not sit on my fucking couch, do you hear me?
The thread count is higher than your pay grade
and the embroidery is Italian.
Bobby, Tom, Bayne, Connor. Grab some drinks, follow me.
- All right, let's fucking go.
- Wooo! - Yeah, boys.
Welcome to the dungeon. - What are we doing here?
- Woooo! That's what I'm talking about.
- Smells like shit in here.
- Why the fuck are we in your garage, Mitch!
- Yeah! - The fuck is this, Mitch?
- Why the fuck are we in here, dude?
This shit smells like your grandma's house.
- Boys, I present to you a fucking good time.
- Uh, did you fucking, did you bring any blow for us
or are you just gonna-
- Frank's getting it right now.
- And what about the strippers,
is that still a thing, are we not?
- They couldn't make it.
- God damn it man. I knew I shouldn't have come out here.
- What the fuck do you mean there's no strippers?
- They're coming tomorrow, all right?
Chill the fuck out. C'mon.
- The seniors are coming tomorrow.
It's gonna be a fucking sausage fest.
- I got three tests.
- I put forth all this fucking effort for y'all
so you can just shut the fuck up and listen for a minute.
Now, this retreat has replaced lineup.
Call me crazy, but that don't seem right.
- But Todd said that we shouldn't be hazing.
- Todd? Todd? (all chattering)
Seriously?
- Dude... (frat member gagging)
You're in love.
I can see it in your face. You're in fuckin' love.
- You're being fucking selfish, Tom.
Stop thinking about yourself
Start remembering what we went through.
- I think we should fucking do it. It'd be fun.
- Yeah, I think, I think I'm super down
to fuck up some pledges tonight
if we're not getting the strippers, I'm-
- The fuck is wrong with you, Sunshine?
- Fuck is wrong with you?
I fucking didn't agree to this shit.
- C'mon, don't be a drama queen.
- I'm not fucking...
Then let's fucking do it then.
- Hey, hey! We got 'em, hey!
(group cheers)
There we go!
(all chattering)
- Take the win, take the win.
- You fucking got what you wanted.
- Let's do it then, let's fucking do it then!
- Yeah! - Yeah! Lets fucking do it.
(dramatic music)
Fuck out the way!
Emperor Mitch has an announcement to make.
Pledges, there's a keg in the trophy room
with your name on it.
Big voluptuous one.
And you have an hour to finish.
No fucking shoes in the trophy room. You hear me?
- Hey!
What the fuck dude, I thought we were here
to do coke and fuck strippers, man.
- Get the fuck up, O'Brien!
Get the fuck up all, you got a fucking hour.
- Go, go! (all yelling)
- Get the fuck up. - That way!
- Move! Move! - Fucking go!
- Faster, faster. C'mon, let's move!
- Come on, get the fuck outta here.
(lively music) (alcoholic liquid sloshing)
- Come on, guys, lets pick up the fucking pace.
They're gonna be here in 30 minutes.
Let's get tampons out of our assholes
and finish this fucking keg, yeah.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Yo, Todd. It's O'Brien here.
I'm uh, I'm at the retreat right now.
Just got a quick question here for ya.
All right, give me a call back. Bye.
- Gettys, what the fuck are you doing?
- Oh, my God.
All right.
So I'm the only one who hasn't turned into a bitch?
- You're the only one not drinking
with the rest of these kids
who want to be in a fucking fraternity.
And you're fucking that up.
- Dude, you're going to be apart of the fraternity.
You know why?
Because they don't throw pledges out.
Once you get a bid you're in.
- How the fuck do you know that? You know what-
- It's all bullshit, they're just fucking with us.
- You're fucking this up for all of us. Okay?
Fuck you, dude! - Fuck you!
- Y'all are a bunch of pussies. You know that?
You have to be a little bitch all the time!
Guys, the sophomores' fucking suck, man!
This is bullshit!
We're not supposed to be doing this shit on retreat.
The sophmores fucking suck, man!
Fuck! (slams cup)
- That's what I said. It's go time?
- Yup, 60 seconds left. - Let's get it.
- You heard him?
- Sunshine, go check on the pledges.
(drumming music)
- Nah, I'm not going. You're being a little bitch.
- Then go home.
(drumming music)
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Okay, you guys finished?
- Yes, sir. - Just about.
- All right, I'm not gonna check.
- I am!
Pass up your fucking phones, boys.
(group groaning)
Shut the fuck up!
- If you're gonna make me do this shit
don't fucking micromanage me.
- Don't ever call me a little bitch again.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
All right boys, pass 'em up, c'mon.
Let's get your phone.
C'mon, pass 'em up.
There you go. Good boy, Bill.
Let's see.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
O'Brien.
Do you still have your phone?
But I need that.
Bill, go get O'Brien's phone for me.
Thank you, Bill.
Attaboy.
O'Brien, shut your fucking mouth!
And where is your hat?
All right, boys.
We're going to have a little chat with y'all, one by one.
Babushka, you're up first.
Get that fat ass baby face in there.
Let's go. Come on, walk it. Walk it.
Y'all sit right there.
(door thuds shut)
(upbeat music)
(group cheering)
(all chanting)
(all cheering)
- Name the Founding Fathers.
I said name the Founding Fathers.
Is he fucking deaf?
(group laughs)
- For each Founding Father, ready?
(paddle thudding) (all yelling)
(door squeaks open)
- All right bro, we're gonna fucking take a seat.
We're gonna go all the way up here
and were gonna go on your right.
Right here.
Take a fucking seat.
We'll be back.
- Where did Bobby DeWitt go to high school?
What sports did he play?
And what's the name of his dad?
(dramatic music)
- Uh, uh, father Senator DeWitt.
Uh...
Tennessee Longstreet Academy in Charlotte.
And uh...
Uh, All American Lacrosse, until your ACL tore.
- Woah!
- You sure know a lot about me, Bill.
You want to suck my dick or something?
(all laughing)
- Do you want to suck his dick?
- No, sir.
- Do you want to suck his dick?
- Come here and I want you to take a seat. Go down.
(dramatic music)
(group cheering)
- Oh my god! He pissed himself!
(group screaming and laughing)
(dramatic music)
- How's everybody doing?
Anybody need some fucking water or some shit?
You guys good?
All right. Thanks, boys.
I'll be back.
(older frat members chanting) (dramatic music)
(door squeaks open)
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Oliver, let's go.
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Hey, what you doing, man? You're skipping me.
O'Brien's before Stevenson.
- Yeah, well, you're last cause you're the worst.
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, you don't even know the alphabet, you fucking retards.
(door thuds shut)
Fuck! (grunts)
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
(tense dramatic music)
("Blue" by Eiffel 65)
- Woooo!
Time to shine, you fucking piece of shit. Let's go.
- Spend some quality time with the brothers, huh?
All right.
- Y'all like being Miller's bitches?
(body slams)
- You got this coming.
Let's go.
(group cheering)
- Ay! - OPPA! OPPA!
- Ay! - Bring it in, baby.
Bring it in.
- Oh, yeah, all you fuckers want me, huh?
(group yelling)
Oh, here we are. - Look at you.
- Oh, look at you guys.
- How you doing? - Oh, I'm good.
How are you, motherfucker? - Yeah, I'm doing good.
- You're at P town, baby.
- Fucking wanna be fucking gone.
- I'm a VIP, huh? Oh, shit. I'm the VIP.
- Look at this, look at this small gray man
looking motherfucker right here.
- (laughs) You ain't shit, you just trying to suck my dick.
Huh? - Yeah. (laughs)
- Fly away looking ass bitch. (Mitch laughing)
- That's right.
- You're trying to give him fucking time alone with me
so he can look at my fucking big ass dick, huh?
- Hey, hey. - That's what you want.
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- That's what you fucking want, huh?
- Shut the fuck up.
- Look at you.
You trying to fucking stick your fingers it in my mouth?
- That's enough. - Shut up.
- Hey. - Huh?
I'm not gay, dude. I don't want that.
I know you're gay as shit. Look at you.
- Uh-oh.
- Smack the fucking smirk off his face.
- You can't speak.
You got a brain fart. - Look at you.
- Shut the fuck up O'Brien.
- Someone needs to fuck this kid up.
- What? Huh?
What?
- How the fuck did you even get here, huh?
- Fucking Todd.
- Todd.
- How the fuck did you get here, your daddy's money?
- Fucking disrespectful. (Gettys laughs)
- You're the funniest one we've had tonight, man.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm glad dude.
I'm glad to be fucking funny. - Let's see what you got.
- That's good. - Let's see what you got.
- Hey, how tall are you, dude? How tall are you?
You put lifts in your shoes?
You put lifts in your shoes, bro?
(group laughing) - He does have jokes.
- You put lifts in your shoes, I know.
- Name the year the fraternity was founded
and the Founding Fathers.
- 1870. Hiram Adderly.
Ruphus DeBell, Bayard Mitchell, Daniel Jacobs.
(paddle whips) (Gettys groans)
- Oh, boy. Bend over, baby. - Take Todd's fucking dick.
(Gettys coughs)
Cough like a bitch. Don't fucking cry.
- Straighten the fuck up.
- C'mon, you got any other questions?
What games are we playing, huh?
What games do you want to play with your little paddles?
- What high school did Mitch Miller go to?
What sports did he play? And what's the name of his dad?
- Oh, you'll want to talk about
this little fucker here right now too.
Daddy's name is Beach Miller.
- What did he do?
- He was Wiggly Piggy CEO, does some shit with pigs.
I don't know what the fuck your dad did.
- Shut the fuck up.
- He went to Pinckney Academy. I know that.
- What sport did I play? - And I think you did uh...
I think you did, you did cheerleading or some shit.
(Tom sighs)
You did cheerleading, didn't you?
Yeah, I see you in that little skirt
with your titties out and shit.
- He knows a lot about it.
- Oh yeah, I know I researched you, I know a lot- -
(paddle thuds) (Gettys groans)
- Fuck.
(Gettys coughs) (group laughs)
- Starting to hurt.
- We're gonna spend the weekend in the fucking hospital
if we keep doing this shit, take it easy.
- What the fuck is wrong with you, huh?
- Yeah, I love that shit. - You like that shit.
(frat member spits) (Gettys spits)
- Oh yeah. You're gonna spit back at me, bitch?
- Fuck you!
- Seems like the kid likes pain.
- (laughs) We worked him up, huh?
(all laughing)
- If you want to be a part of this,
you respect your brothers.
Do me a favor.
Name every sophomore brother,
but don't you fuck up. - Come on.
- Bayne, Tom, Dallas, Robert, Colton, Tim, Crawford,
Brendan, Brennan, Campbell, Joe, Dalton, Tripp, Beau, Jeff,
Tim, Grayson, Logan, Wayne, Connor, Frank!
- Fucking idiot.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- God damn it, O'Brien, say his fucking name!
- In my house? In my fucking house?
- Say his name!
- Say my name, O'Brien!
- Fuck you, fuck you Miller!
Can't fucking treat people like shit,
expect them to suck your little fucking clit!
You're a fucking pathetic fucking asshole! You know that?
- Shut the fuck up. - No one fucking likes you!
- Shut the fuck up!
- You're only here cause of your daddy's money,
but your money can't buy your fucking respect!
You know that? - Stop it right now.
- You're a piece of fucking shit and you're gonna die alone!
- You need to shut your fucking mouth.
(punch thuds) (Gettys coughing)
- Do you learn fucking anything?
- Shut it!
(Gettys coughing)
- I fucking know you're not allowed to haze on retreats.
I fucking know that.
All you fucking idiots are screwed!
I'm going to bury all of you, motherfuckers!
- You're such a fucking piece of shit.
- Fucking assholes. - That's enough.
(all yelling)
- Y'all are fucking assholes.
- I'm done with your fucking!
(punch thuds) Yeah, shut the fuck up!
(punches thudding)
- Fuck you.
- What the fuck- - Fuck you!
(hard hit thuds)
- Hey! Get up!
Get up! Get up!
Somebody get him up! Get him up.
- I don't, I don't feel... - Holy shit.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Oh, fuck.
(night light buzzing)
- What have you done?
- The paddle thing.
- We're not going to jail because of an accident like this.
We all hit him.
- We need to call the cops right now.
We need to call 911.
What the fuck is wrong with all y'all?
- Hey, hey we all threw punches all right? There's no-
- No, we didn't all throw punches.
- Yes, we fucking did.
- No, he fucking threw a punch.
- No, look at your face. - No I fucking...
- Look at your fucking face! You threw a punch.
- I didn't fucking throw a punch.
- Yes, you fucking did!
- I did not fucking touch him.
(all yelling)
- Hey, hey. The fucking freshman are still here.
All right? - Fuck.
- Keep your fucking voices down.
- You guys are so disgusting.
- We're not gonna tell the brothers.
- Who gives a fuck if we tell the fucking brothers?
- I can, I can talk to 'em.
- Where are you going to tell them?
- We'll call 'em. Talk to them one by one.
- Tell them was an accident.
- Hey, we didn't kill this kid, okay?
He's a, he's a big boy, and he made his own choices.
- You fucking wanted this.
- You're a fucking liability, Tom Baxter.
- Fuck you, motherfucker.
- You're a fucking phony, Tom.
- Give me your fucking phone.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Give me his phone. - Chill the fuck out.
(all yelling)
- Chill the fuck out!
(punch thuds) - Oh fuck.
- Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom!
Hey, Tom. You good?
- Way to clean this shit up.
- Fuck, Mitch.
(tense music)
- All right, everybody, listen very carefully, all right?
We're gonna stand up. Stand the fuck up right now!
Okay? Turn around.
All right. Get in the middle aisle.
You're gonna put your hands
on the brother in front of you, okay.
- Single file. Single file. - Okay?
Right fucking now. It's not that fucking hard.
(tense music)
- Boys, I need you to hurry up. Okay?
I need you to hurry up.
(tense music continues)
Keep walking, keep walking.
(tense music continues)
- We should fucking go to the police, Bobby.
That's what we should do.
We can just save ourselves, you and me.
Let's just fucking go to police.
Bobby, we're fucked.
Do you understand that, we're fucked?
We should fucking go to the police right fucking now,
you and me, we should go!
- Hey! Calm down.
- I can't fucking calm down. What are we fucking doing?
- You don't fucking get it man. You don't get it.
- Let's go.
- [Tom] Are, are you comfortable with their plan right now?
- Keep going. Keep going Bubuska, come on.
- [Robert] I don't know about no plan.
I'm in here babysitting you.
- Keep going, keep going and stop!
- Okay.
- [Tom] Dude, you're a victim?
- C'mon step up. Let's go.
- [Robert] You fucking hated that kid.
- [Tom] Don't say that.
- [Robert] You said it. He had it coming.
- All right, Gettys.
Pivot left, step up to the ledge.
- [Robert] We all saw you hit him.
- I didn't fucking hit him! - I saw you hit him, Tom!
- I didn't fucking hit him! You lying motherfucker.
Fuck you! I didn't fucking hit him.
- It was right fucking there.
- I fucking tried to break it up!
- You wanna act like you broke it up?
You trying to act like you broke it up?
That's not what it looked like to me.
- I just wanted to try to fucking...
If I knew it's going to happen, I would've fucking run away.
- I saw you hit him, Tom. - I didn't fucking hit him!
- Yes, you did.
(tense dramatic music)
(water splashes)
- [Robert] They going to say you hit him too.
- Guys, did someone just fall?
Did someone just fall? - Where!? Where!?
- Fuck this.
- You can't leave, man. I'm sorry.
- You're saying it was just your brothers on the boat.
- Just, just the pledges and us.
- Excuse me, young man.
I need you to step back with the others. Thank you.
- Who is that?
(distant sirens blaring)
(tense music)
(door squeaks open)
(door thuds shut)
- Thomas Baxter, that correct?
- Yeah.
- How did you get that, uh,
how did you get that bruise on your forehead there?
- Do you have any water?
I need a little bit.
Haven't drank water in a while.
- Mr. Baxter, again.
Where did you get that bruise from?
- Hey, do I need a lawyer?
- I don't know. Do you?
- Did the other boys have lawyers?
- We were assuming that you didn't have anything to hide.
- I don't, I don't have anything to hide.
- You have every right to an attorney.
- No, I don't have anything to hide, I-
I just thought you had a lawyer here.
- The bruise?
- Uh, it's uh...
Mitch Miller punched me.
- Are you sure that it wasn't Mr. O'Brien?
- Why would you ask me that?
- Not a question that you get to ask.
- Did somebody say that,
that Getty's O'Brien punched me in the face?
- What's your relationship like with Mr. O'Brien?
- It's fine.
It's fine, he's a good kid.
- Any tension or hostility between you two?
Mr. Baxter?
- Yeah.
- Was there any tension between you and Mr. O'Brien?
- No.
Not on my end.
- What was the purpose of your visit up here this weekend?
- You mean the purpose of coming up here?
- Mm-hmm.
- Um.
We were just, Mitch wanted to show us the house.
So we came up was just an event we organized.
- How would you describe the evening?
- Um.
Um.
Pretty normal.
Just hanging with friends and, um,
drinking a bit, joking around.
Normal.
- Hanging out with friends, drinking, driving around.
Was there any pledging?
- What do you mean by pledging?
- Was there pledging?
- That's a big word.
I mean, a lot of people have different
definitions of what pledging is.
- What's your definition of pledging?
- I think it's like, like,
like swimming, there's like lots of different branches
of the word swimming,
like you could just be floating in the water
or you could also be swimming.
So I don't it could be a lot of different things-
- Are you moron?
- No, I'm not a moron.
- Was there any hazing?
- Yeah, there's normal, normal hazing.
This, you know, fun hazing.
They're spontaneous trivia questions that we ask.
- What was Mr. O'Brien's trivia session like?
- I don't remember his, there was a lot of freshmen,
- You don't remember his trivia?
- I don't remember. - Mm-hmm.
- When Mr. O'Brien went into that room,
had Mitch already punched you?
- I don't remember.
- What was Mr. O'Brien's physical condition
when he exited the room?
Son, look at me.
Look at me.
(Tom sighs)
I'm meeting with Mrs. O'Brien this afternoon.
We got a cadaver in the bottom of the lake
that we can't find.
You understand that?
And you little shits are making my job really hard.
- I don't know what to say. - You need to tell the truth.
How many kids were on the boat with you?
- I wasn't on the boat.
- When was the last time you saw Mr. O'Brien?
- I don't know. I don't remember.
- But you remember seeing him walk out of that room.
I need to know if Getty's O'Brien walked out of that room.
- He did.
- He walked out of-
(vehicle horn blaring)
- What did you tell him?
What did you tell him?
Dude.
What the fuck did you tell you him?
- Can you please leave the window open?
feel like I'm going to throw up.
- Hurts my fucking ears, dude.
So what did you tell him?
What did you tell him?
- I'm going to throw up dude.
You gotta, you gotta lower the window.
Lower the window. - No.
- Frank, lower the window. - No.
- Frank, lower the window. Shut the fuck up.
- What you- - Lower the window.
- What you tell him?
- Shut the fuck up and lower fucking window!
- What the fuck-
- Shut up! I'm not fucking telling you shit!
Fucking little bitch, shut the fuck up!
- What is you fucking tell him?
- Shut up!
- [Newscaster] Freshman and KNA pledge Gettys O'Brien
was last seen on the pontoon boat
at the Lake Jackson home, of Biggy Piggy CEO Beach Miller.
Divers have been working tirelessly,
but have yet to recover a body
For now, details are few and far between.
Police have focused on the driver of the boat.
Mitch Miller, the son of Beach Miller.
Will charges be filed?
We'll have to wait.
We reached out to the Miller and O'Brien families.
No comment.
(soft solemn music)
- Where've you been at, man?
- You coming to the vigil?
- [Newscaster] And on Tuesday,
many gathered for the loss of a man they loved.
(soft solemn music)
- [Todd] Let's not let his death tear us apart
when he would want us to come together.
- Although we may never know
how his accidental death occurred, it's not important,
because it's not about the way he died.
It's about the way he lived.
Gettys made us all better.
He lifted every person he touched.
- Where's Dalton?
I know Dalton's planning on making a painting mural.
(door knocking)
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
- Should I go? Do you want me to go?
- Um...
You can have two minutes.
- I don't know, all right.
- I'm just really busy right now.
- Oh, you're busy? All right.
- What you been up to? What have you been busy doing?
- Did you know that kid?
- Um... (mumbles)
Or can I sit down?
- No, but okay.
Did you know him?
- Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I did.
- Were you friends? - No.
No, he just, he was going to be in the fraternity.
- But you were there?
All right, I'm sorry asked.
- No, I-
It didn't happen on the boat.
It happened earlier in the night.
There, there was a fight and kid fell and hit his head.
Just died.
- Okay, stop.
Please, just fucking stop talking.
- No, I just started telling you
because, you know, I've grown to trust you.
And I know, I know it's weird
'cause we've known each other very long-
- We've just fucked twice, man.
That's it.
(Tom crying) - Sorry. (mumbles)
Sorry, I'm gonna go.
(door squeaks and thuds shut)
- [Todd] The past couple weeks, a bad dream.
Feels like it.
I'm sure we all blame ourselves.
I know, I know I do.
We are not in good standing with the school.
It's not clear if we'll survive.
And I won't be the guy who tells thousands of alumni
they can't come home.
I won't.
They're gonna...
Don't fucking move!
They're gonna make someone take the blame for this.
It's probably gonna be a few of you,
because if it's not a couple idiots,
then it's over 100 years down the fucking drain!
And what a waste that would be.
There was not supposed to be a lineup on that retreat.
You knew that.
Why did you leave the vigil, Tom?
You know, I expected a lot more from you.
People said you weren't cut for it, but-
- Why the fuck are you dressed like that?
- Fucking idiot.
(door clacks open)
(door thuds shut)
- Gentlemen, you're expelled.
James?
- First of all, you were explicitly told
no retreats, no hazing.
Tom Baxter was seen confronting O'Brien
a few days before in his room.
Connor was the MC of the hazing session.
Frank Vitti provided cocaine.
- That's a complete lie.
- Um, with all due respect,
there were, there were 40 other kids at that retreat.
I, to hold, to hold this group responsible,
that's just insane.
- Mitch Miller and Bayne Ellis were expelled weeks ago.
- Okay. I understand that.
But aren't we entitled to, like,
like, like a trial with with the Judiciary Committee?
- When someone dies, a protocol is irrelevant-
- All right, but none of us were on that boat.
- I got goddamn news crews on my campus!
- What am I supposed to tell my dad?
- We've notified your parents.
- You have until 5:00 PM to pack up.
(Tom breathing shakily)
(soft somber music)
(vehicle door thuds shut)
(soft somber music continues)
(indistinct)
(soft somber music continues)
(lively music)
(indistinct)
- Where as by shifting your own laziness (indistinct)
by sharing (indistinct).
Tom? Tom?
Late, but nice work.
Great job everyone, I'm impressed.
You're home.
Kelli, nice job.
Jacob.
- You're all set.
Hey.
- Fancy seeing you here.
- Yeah. You had no idea I worked here?
- Weird I didn't get a call from ya.
A check in? No.
"Hey, Mitch. How you doing?
I hope your life's not ruined."
I was facing 10 years, Sunshine.
- So do you want a drink or what do you want?
- I'll take a scotch on the rocks. Twist of lemon.
(bartending devices clacking)
(ice clanking)
(drink sloshing)
I've been uh, wanting to talk to you for two years.
(Tom sighs)
When I heard you got expelled,
it was the hardest part for me.
I had a lot of trouble forgiving myself
and it's my fault.
- Well, it's not your fault I got expelled.
- Well, thank you for saying that.
- That's the truth. It's how I feel.
It's my fault-
- Wait, how about I take you out for crab at Joe's later?
Come on. We can hit the strip club afterwards.
I got a penthouse suite.
I got two bedrooms, crazy liquor cabinet.
I got a living room in the hotel room. (laughs)
- Nah, man.
Can't do it.
(Tom clears throat)
- [Beach] Ready?
- Uh, Dad, this is Tom Baxter, KNA Sumpter, you remember?
- Oh, I see. How are you?
- How you doing? Doing good.
How're you?
- Thank you, late. Late, but well.
- Get the check.
- Yes, sir. Here you go.
- No, it's all right.
- Be well.
- Thank you for dinner.
I appreciate you.
(silverware gently clanking)
(gentle melancholy music)
♪ The walls are coming down all around me ♪
♪ The walls are coming down ♪
♪ But I can't explain, it's not my fault ♪
♪ Man, what would we do without each other ♪
♪ Man, what would we do, and what can be done ♪
♪ It's not my fault ♪
♪ The walls are coming down all around me ♪
♪ The walls are coming down but I can't explain ♪
♪ It's not my fault ♪
♪ What we're gonna do ♪
(funky melancholy music)
(funky melancholy music continues)