Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."
-What happens in Ibiza? -Stays in Ibiza!
Jesus.
I love Ibiza.
What do you think of any other girls?
Danni’s fun, she’s a massive flirt.
I’m Danni.
Danni, nice to meet you, I’m Anthony.
Nice to meet you. God, he’s hot.
You can meet my boyfriend.
There’s my boyfriend.
[laughing]
I mean, bloody hell.
Okay.
-[bleep] -[crash]
----ing crashed!
Hey, Cap, I just hit a rock on the tender.
What?
Gary knows better.
This is not the way we want to start our season.
I hate doing the shower.
I’ve been doing showers, like, for five years.
I really am trying to go to service.
Lemon drops. Water.
If you have to choose between cleaning poop
and serving people,
what would you choose?
Ibiza! Let’s go!
No, she can wait to go
until we pick the guests up.
----ing hell.
I’ll remember that one, don’t worry.
It’s cool.
I’ve always had your ----ing back.
I won’t throw you under the bus.
I’m just preparing you.
I will throw you so ----ing far under the bus this year.
This season, you’re either in my corner or you’re not.
But I’m not sitting back anymore.
I’m ----ing done.
You’re not in my corner.
I want to be in your corner.
Yeah, but you’re not.
It’s very difficult, because you always...
Show it. If you show me you’re in my corner,
I will always help your department.
I will always be there for you.
But face it, Gary, you’re not.
It looks positive.
Why would I want to fight with you for anything?
I don’t know.
I’ve learned fighting with you is probably
the worst outcome of what can happen.
That was never my intention.
It might not have been your intention,
-I haven’t came out like that. -but that was the reality.
I’m sorry it happened like that.
Being on your side and being your friend
and standing by your side, although I haven’t always.
I am looking after the girls. That is my main priority.
If you want to come along the train and I carry you...
-I’ll be on the train. -I will.
But let’s work on the train to keep going on the train tracks
-and not derail it. -Exactly.
-Yeah. -So I’m just letting you know.
That’s what I’m saying. [bleep] off.
Stop putting words in my mouth.
This is what Gary does.
You know, in the moment he’s a total dick,
then he goes into remorseful guilt, half-ass apology.
So I forgive him, move on,
and we’re just in this vicious cycle
where we’re never moving forward.
I think Gary needs to earn my trust
because I don’t want to be the fool who forgives another fool
knowing he’s going to hurt me again.
That’s why we pay therapy to break cycles.
Okay, that was awkward.
Why?
Because, you kissed my ear, it was so gross, so sexy.
Oh, my God.
-Daisy, stop it. -Ew.
[laughing]
That’s a big goal, but all right.
Bro, I’m ----ing pushing your buttons.
I know you are.
Marcelo, is it possible
to put the first two bottles of wine on one
and then put the rest on one?
So what we did last season
is we all took a turn in paying the bill.
It’s worked kind of nicely.
Well, that blows for me
because I’m not going to drink 10 drinks.
-It’s fine. -What’s happening?
Basically, we’re all going to take it
in turn throughout the season.
I agree.
We made $1,400 today.
This is how we do things.
That’s whack, but okay.
At the end of the day, the chef
is one of the highest-paid people on the boat.
We’re all drinking. We’re all having shots.
He’s 22. He doesn’t understand how it works.
Oh, what a ----er, bro.
Cloyce, come on, buddy.
I work ----ing hard for the money,
so, like, no offense,
but I don’t want to buy everybody five drinks
every time we go out.
Love you all. Here’s to a great summer.
Stay sexy. Thank you.
Stay Sexy!
I got bills to pay. I have rent.
I’m literally the one that’s putting up the down payment
for the house that my family’s going to move into.
I feel like I work hard for it.
-Yeah. -I want to invest it.
Drinking my money doesn’t make me happy.
What the [bleep]?
Cut lose a little bit. Like, take a load off.
That’s what I’m trying to tell you.
Can I do tequila for everybody?
-No! -Pass, Davide.
Jesus Christ. Boring.
The island of Es Vedra is just off the coast of Ibiza.
According to Greek mythology, it is said that sirens or mermaids
lived on the island and lured sailors to their death.
Hmm...
Oh, my God, I’m tired.
Jesus. Is everyone going down?
Ugh... Ibiza’s party’s central.
That’s what I’ve heard.
But the vibe is deteriorating rapidly.
See you tomorrow. Sleep well.
See you, big dog.
Where is the party?
Ugh.
-Hey, you all right? -Yeah. I’m good.
You sure?
Yeah. I will be.
Don’t let it get to your head, man.
You want a chat? I’m here.
-You let me know. -This situation sucks.
Are you going to go to sleep?
No.
The best way to wind down for me is to cook.
It reminds me of high school.
I got straight A’s in school.
I had a few close friends.
And I had multiple people that didn’t enjoy me.
I had some kid come up to me
I had never met before and said, you are an asshole.
I don’t have a problem speaking up for myself.
But at the same time, I myself can be quite sensitive.
And I feel like a little bit like the outsider here.
[sighs] Okay.
Keith’s ----ing boring because he just won’t flirt back.
Just ----ing God
But some people...
Anthony, he just bit it, man.
Me neither. I’m just working.
Cheffy. How’s it going?
Still got hungry.
What would you like?
Oysters. Have you got oysters coming?
Bottom shelf. Big box.
God, I love an oyster.
Oysters are an aphrodisiac.
This is quite romantic, I must say.
You, I’ve never done this with a dude before.
No, me neither.
That just shows we’re friends.
Yeah.
We should have a glass of wine here.
-Love you, Daisy. -Good night.
-Yes. -Jesus, bru.
What?
Pull it.
Oh, my God.
Twist it.
You were right. It’s quite tight.
That’s, yeah.
[laughing]
Come on, pull on.
It’s like Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Yeah, bro.
-Which one are you? -There you go.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Nice finish on those.
Not bad, eh?
Would you like to accompany me for a cigarette outside?
Yeah, let’s go.
Keith, come up for one.
Is everyone else asleep?
-Yeah. -Cheers, lads.
Cheers.
How’s Cheffy not wanting to pay for the bill?
What the hell?
I might not have hit my prime yet, Gary.
I don’t think you’d have, my friend.
You said that too tonight.
-Do you like oysters? -Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
I would consider myself to be generally a lone wolf,
and I didn’t sign up for this job
hoping that I was going to make friends.
We needed that as a crew bondage.
-Crew bondage? -[laughing]
Bondage is when you got like a gag in your mouth
and someone’s like smacking your nipples and sh--.
But there are some cool people on the crew
that I am getting to know a bit better.
It was a good night, my friend.
Oysters and wine, baby.
[laughing]
-Good morning, boys. -Morning, morning, morning.
[fly buzzing]
Yeah, baby!
Another day.
I just want you guys to do the cabins.
Sweet.
Gary, Cloyce and Daisy.
Can I get you guys in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy for Gary.
Dais.
Always.
Stay strapped.
Oh. I wasn’t talking about weapons.
Oh.
I think mine might be a little bit overkill.
What you packing that it’s overkill?
[laughing]
Charter number two.
-All lovely ladies. -Hopefully.
Amy, a realtor from Texas,
is coming to Ibiza along with her two daughters
and a few close friends to celebrate her 60th birthday.
Dietary restrictions.
Stephanie, gluten-free, and this is chill.
Day one, the guests would like to have
a boho island evening, complete with paella for dinner.
On day two, the guests would like to soak up the sun
on a floating lounge oasis.
Oh, that can be done.
We’ve actually got like this inflatable netting
where everyone can sit around in it.
Yeah.
I want to make it as big as possible.
Cool.
On night two, the guests want to have an under-the-sea night
with a beef and reef dinner to celebrate
and a professional DJ to play after dinner.
All right.
I just had an interesting idea about mermaids.
We’re going to be going up north
by this really cool island, Es Vedra.
It’s a mystical place, pretty similar to the Bermuda Triangle.
And I know that there are mermaids on the island
that go out to boats and stuff.
What?
So this is like the greatest thing ever,
Glenn knows mermaids.
We’re in Ibiza, dude.
So maybe we can hire a couple mermaids.
-Yeah. -To come on out.
Es Vedra has all these weird legends swirling around it.
There were mermaids who used to lure
seamen to their peril on the island.
There were even aliens involved.
I don’t know.
It’s just an island to me.
But I think it’s pretty cool.
These guys have requested to be picked up at anchor.
We’ll motor over there and we’ll be picking them up at 1 p.m.
-Thank you very much. -Thank you.
All crew, let’s head to the guest pickup spot.
We’re going to pick up anchor.
Go to the bow.
Davide, you’re hatbag go into gear?
-Yeah. -Good morning, provisions.
Hi, good morning.
This is Daisy, calling from Parsifal 3.
I’m just calling for some requests.
We need, like, a mermaid to come to the boat.
All stern lines clear.
Emma, if you want to,
we can start picking up fenders on the starboard side.
Yeah.
You know, I was scared that you were going to be a bitch.
I’m actually happy that none of us are bitches, because...
I was also kind of nervous.
I was like, oh, please don’t,
like, be somebody that’s going to, like...
Don’t do anything.
Pretend like they know everything
and be, like, super, yeah.
Oh, look at us!
I think we’re going to go straight ahead.
Yeah, copy you.
The cabins look great.
And as soon as you finish that, girls, we can finish.
I think you can drop, dude.
Okay, going to two.
Here, Emma, I’ll show you this real quick and just grab it.
But yeah, just run it like that.
Mm-hmm.
That looked like a pretty good bite, Glenn.
Okay, mate, if you’re happy, we’ll make it up there.
Who’s done dinner service?
-Yeah. -You both have.
Who wants to do dinner service?
[bleep]. That means I have to do cabins.
Remember, I have to do cabins in the morning, too,
-because if they stay up late... -No.
Going downstairs is a literal punishment.
I don’t ever want to be there.
That is so incredibly annoying.
Just get over it, chill.
Oh, I hate cabins so much.
There’s bitching and complaining.
I’m not listening to it all season.
You’re always going to be doing cabins.
Like, there’s three of us, and I don’t do them,
so that leaves the two of you doing cabins.
It doesn’t matter, you’re going to get it equal.
[groans]
Coming up...
They’re going up!
It’s freaking amazing.
This is beautiful.
Ah! [bleep]
My chair is going.
[crash]
What is going on?
Holy cow. [bleep]
You guys ready for this?
Yeah, let’s do it.
All looks good.
To get reversed, you put the bucket down, which is this.
-Clutch in. -Yeah.
And we’ll start going.
One’s got a propeller and one’s got a jet.
At the moment, I’m the only person on this boat
that can drive the tender.
And unfortunately, only I can crash it, too.
Um...
Yeah.
I know every single charter the guests
are going to want to go on the tender.
And I think it’s important for the safety of the crew,
the boat, the guests, for everyone.
Now try to dock by the ladder.
Looking good up here.
Nice.
-I’ll get the hang of it. -Yeah.
Put on the nautiboy.
Probably needs an hour total.
It’s been in for 30.
There we go. Perfect.
-Get out of the clutch. -Swap.
-Yeah. -All right.
English coffee to improve my English.
I don’t know if it does work, but...
Ah.
-So clutch is on right now. -The clutch is off.
There we go.
See, you can hear it and feel it.
-Ah! -Yeah.
It takes a while to respond.
No.
Sorry, I thought I was in...
Yeah, it’s strange.
I lose my patience quite quickly.
I do like to be good at things straight away.
Prior to yachting, I was a personal trainer,
worked in a gym for a while,
and then I studied to become an EMT,
and then I went into real estate
on and off for a good 10 years.
If you’re ducking, you don’t need much speed.
Reverse.
Gary, Gary, Glenn.
You guys can head in in five minutes.
Everybody else in the cockpit, 15 minutes.
Thank you.
I feel like I need to take a nervous poo.
Ha!
Can you check the handrail that runs down the side of the house?
-Yeah. -Thank you.
Perfect.
-Hello, ladies. -Hi.
I’m Gary. Do you ladies want to get on board?
Absolutely.
Okay, guys, let’s go. Daisy, you and I are on the platform.
Everyone else out here, please.
Ladies, this is going to be the trip of a lifetime.
-It looks beautiful. -Beautiful.
Showtime.
They’re from Texas. I hope they’re nice.
Everything’s bigger in Texas, baby.
-Thank you. Thank you. -There you go. Welcome aboard.
-I’m Captain Glenn. -Hi, I’m Daisy.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, guys.
-I’m Captain Glenn. -Hi.
-Welcome aboard. -How are you?
Hi!
Nice to meet you, Stephanie. Do you want a cold towel?
-Oh... -Short short legs.
-There you go. -There I go.
-I’m Davide. I’m the engineer. -Nice to meet you.
-Hi, I’m Daisy. -Well, hello.
-It’s the birthday lady. -Yes.
We’re excited to celebrate with you.
-We’re excited to be here. -Yes.
Welcome to Ibiza. Welcome to Parsifal.
We have some great things planned for you guys.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
We’ll up anchor and get out of here.
Go find a nice place to anchor.
Oh, how nice.
I can’t risk my back.
Are you guys all drinking waters?
Yes.
Lily, you’ve already been in the hard stuff.
So I know there’s seven of you, so we’ve got two twins.
And then we have the option of making this into a bed
or pulling out a bunk.
I think my two daughters and myself can sleep here easy.
-Okay, sure. -Yeah.
Oh, you guys have a bathtub.
So if you’re very, very nice and you don’t drink too much
on the trip, we’ll let you use our tub.
[laughing]
I think you’re back up at five, I believe.
Okay.
Gary, Gary, Glenn, you can start packing up that transom.
We’re going to fire up and get out of here. Go sailing.
Copy.
-D. Can you go and stow? -Yeah.
Are you guys wanting to go up top?
Sure.
Oh, my God.
Swim platform is up.
Closets closed. Main engine is running.
Copy that. I’m going into gear.
Just start picking up whenever you like.
Okay. Good enough.
Anchor is out of the water line.
Anchor is home, Glenn. Anchor is home.
You want to drive and we’ll start getting sails up?
-I can. -I’m ready to sail.
Keith, if you can come up to the flybridge,
keep an eye on the mizzen, please.
There’s a bit more breeze than was reported there.
Oh, it’s 17.
When you do this at the end, call it out.
Okay.
So pretty.
You can come around to port.
Coming up into the wind.
No.
There you go.
Let’s get straight on to the main.
Look at that.
They’re going up.
Hello.
It’s freaking amazing.
This is wonderful.
Okay, that’s good.
Hold.
Let me start coming out on the genoa.
Wow, look at these sails.
Are you... do you need a hand?
That one’s just sliding everywhere.
These might slide.
[clatter]
Sh--.
Glenn, that looks good.
I just heard something go.
-I’m okay. -Are you sure?
Yes.
I fix your... oh yeah.
I spoke too soon, I spoke too soon.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Oh!
Ah! [bleep].
This has come off the hinges.
Look how enormous this sail is.
It should.
What is going on?
Just letting this.
Oh my God.
Oh, we are underwater.
[shrieks]
This is beautiful.
Don’t come up anymore.
[clatter]
[bleep]
Holy cow. [bleep].
Oh no.
[clattering]
Oh, I don’t want to see it.
----ing cupboards.
I closed it.
These don’t lock.
When we’re heeling over, they don’t usually slide.
It was closed.
My chair is going.
-Ease the main. -Hurry up.
Grab the chair. Just grab the chair.
Can you imagine?
Ease the main. It’s sliding.
I just heard something slide around down there, too.
Like none of the cupboards work.
It’s a sailing yacht. Fix the ----ing cupboards.
Such a weird feeling.
-Did you have fun? -Yes, this is amazing.
This is stupid.
-I closed it.
You can see.
This is a murder.
My aim for coming into the season
was to be super zen about sailing.
Enjoy the ride.
And now here we are.
A complete ----ing sh---show.
The guests cannot see this.
[gasps] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Okay, I’m actually sipping.
As soon as we get past here, I’m going to bear away
and we’ll put the sails away.
I wonder if there’s any whales here.
Not an Ibiza, I bet.
There’s just a bunch of alcoholics on the coast.
What are you thinking for dinner?
-They’ve requested a paella... -Oh, that’s right.
For their boho chic party.
Paella is, you know, quintessential España.
Might get crazy and sear some scallops.
This charter, I’m really looking to prove
I am all about being a team player.
And I want to contribute to, hopefully, a big tip
at the end of the charter.
Someone’s got to pay the ----ing bills around here.
[laughing]
Okay, dinner at 8:30.
I’m always ready.
Yeah, we have.
You silly goose.
Did you not eat it?
Now, you’re like, I’m hungry again.
-I need my lunch. -I’m hungry.
Shall I eat again?
Might as well.
Obviously, I’m into Danni,
but Danni’s definitely the person who flirts a lot
and not just with me.
She likes to just fish with her net
and just have absolutely no shame whatsoever.
But I definitely feel shame.
Shame hurts. Shame is real.
Keith, Gary.
Hey, bro, it’s time to put down the sails.
Copy.
How many years apart are you guys?
We’re two years, two months.
We’re like the closest yet we argue
about the dumbest sh-- ever.
Yeah, well, that’s what sisters do.
Yeah.
[laughing]
You do main, you do mizzen.
Will you dry and put this stuff away?
-Forward a little. -Looks good, Glenn.
You guys, I just want to say, if I could have any family
in the world, I would not replace you guys.
Okay, Grace, are you recording this?
Gary, I’m happy for you to let it go.
Two shots, please.
Two at the water line, two at the water line.
I think we got a very good bite there.
Okay, we’re done. Thank you.
So I’ll go down now.
Yeah, and then I’ll see you at midnight.
Have a good rest, bro.
[belches] Excuse me.
Go through the fairlead.
-The what? -Through the fairlead.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
You can start setting dinner.
Oh, I’m about to boho this bitch,
so ----ing hard man.
Maybe, like, using sheets.
I’m a bit nervous it’s going to look like kind of tacky.
-Yeah, tacky’s good. -You love tacky.
Use everything.
I really don’t care if it looks tacky.
The tackier the better.
The table’s going to be pretty, like, intense.
I love decorating sh--.
Anything artsy, I love it.
My dad absolutely hated that part of me,
because my brother and sister were quite academic,
but I did art in high school.
And he’s like, what the [bleep] are you going to do with art?
Like, when you’re older?
Like, it’ll be like a little centerpiece slot thing.
Okay.
So, I take pride in my tables.
I love finding sh-- on the boat that’s Bohemian.
-Nice bit of stretching. -Yeah.
-Can you touch your toes? -Yeah.
Would you like anything to drink?
Can you do an espresso martini?
-Yeah, of course. -Yeah, me as well.
I just want vodka and pineapple juice.
Whatever kind of juice you have.
Yay, they changed color.
They’re asking for two espresso martinis.
One vodka pineapple.
Vodka pineapple is just vodka with pineapple juice.
-Exactly. -Okay. Fine.
I’m going to go for a quick shower.
Mmm. Thank you.
Someone ordered an espresso martini.
I had one.
And then I have a vodka pineapple.
All crew, get into your blacks.
So full.
Pretty.
-And one, and two, Ibiza. -Ibiza.
[bangs]
Did you ever get your pills from that doctor?
I thought I was going to lose 10 pounds, and I gained two.
[laughing]
[banging]
See you guys in 30 minutes.
Oh, sh--.
-----ing hell. -Sorry.
-Are you guys losing the boat? -No.
We don’t need it anymore.
What’s going on here?
Okay. Hold it there.
Never a dull moment. Pull towards you.
Okay. Can you untie the stern line?
I’m just going to check the hull.
Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.
You can’t leave a tender banging into the boat.
Scratches all down the hull.
Sorry.
It’s going to make a noise for the guests.
And worst of all, it looks sh--.
Can I show you...
If you twist it twice, like so, it’ll never come undone.
Thank you.
I’m so sad about the tacky.
Table’s like it just...
I don’t understand why she said that’s wrong.
Because we’re making it too pretty.
I’m like, I’ll do it if I have to, but it’s still my career.
I’m just telling her how. I’m just nervous about...
Why?
Tacky and my name being on tacky.
Okay. You need to stop.
I know. I just have anxiety.
I know. Well, you need to stop.
It’s too early in the season to start freaking out.
It’s hard.
But why?
Because I’m passionate about this sh--, Daisy,
and I, I’m being told to do something--
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. -It’s not my work.
Okay, stop. Okay, look at me.
I’m going to cry.
I will never, ever let you look bad, okay?
I’m so confused.
What the [bleep]
Stop! You’re doing amazing.
I will make sure you’re doing great.
Stop! You don’t have to stress.
Coming up...
Hey, Cloyce, you in here?
Does anyone know where Chef is?
-He’s over here with us. -What?
What’s he thinking?
It’s too early in the season to start freaking out.
I’m not upset about, like, you or anything.
Like, it’s just, if something looks, like, tacky,
because I’m told to make it tacky,
and then they see, oh, sh-- tables.
That’s frustrating, like,
when you’re passionate about something.
Let’s pretend I didn’t say anything.
Yeah.
Let’s just pretend that was nothing.
I used the word tacky, but I meant over the top.
I just meant so visually, like, popping.
That’s what I meant.
I mean, it tells me that she cares,
which is a huge plus.
It also tells me that she’s hypersensitive,
and I’m going to have to watch my words.
Please don’t overthink anything I say.
-There’s always a reason. -Yeah, yeah.
I understand now.
-You’re going to be great. -Ah.
[snoring]
-I love this necklace. -Thank you.
We’re headed up.
-Oh, you look stunning. -Thank you.
-This is beautiful. -Thank you so much.
Can I get you guys anything to drink?
I’ll have a glass of champagne.
Oh, how cute is this?
Everything is beautiful.
Can you let Cloyce know all the guests are sitting?
-So he can go? -Yeah, he can start plating.
Fix Stephanie’s crown, it’s sideways.
She’s being a little bit a drunken sailor.
There you go.
All the guests are seated. Daisy’s just doing drinks.
Thank you.
-Yes. -Okay.
What?
With cheese.
No.
Your hair’s sticking up a little bit.
I love that.
-Can you go down to do cabins? -Yeah.
Thank you.
-Yeah, that’s better. -Perfect.
Cheers, ladies.
Cheers all the way down.
Three minutes.
[gags] Disgusting.
Okay, those can go.
-Scallops can come with them. -Nice. Good job.
This is an authentic experience right here.
Thank you, captain.
Yum.
That scallop looks so good.
Look at Cheffy’s dishes. Look at you go.
-Hello, ladies. -Hi.
For dinner, we have saffron risotto paella style.
Seafood’s on the side.
We have roasted purple cauliflower.
And we have spinach alla catalana.
I’ll help you serve.
This looks amazing.
-Thank you. -Absolutely. Enjoy.
Oh, my God. It’s so good.
[bleep]’s sake. Ugh...
Where’s this going?
It’s ----ing hot in here.
Everything is so good.
These just keep growing.
-What’s growing? -My boobs.
Because I’ve gotten older.
They’re just getting bigger.
And they’ll just pop out of that swimsuit.
I want them like, to go down.
I can do this if you want to go down and help.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, some people pay a lot of money for that to happen.
It’s a blessing.
How are you serving desserts?
Carefully and warm.
Individual bread and butter puddings.
Bingo.
[hums]
-Are you okay? -I’m ----ing hot.
-Are you all done? -Yes.
Are we doing a dessert?
-Yes, we have dessert for you. -Great.
They just had to wait for me to have
my fourth helping of paella.
[laughing]
-Where is it? -In the fridge.
Oh, it just needs to be heated.
Eight minutes.
Do you want me to do the duvet cover?
-Do you like to do it or not? -I don’t like any of this.
We’re clearing, but it’s going to take us a minute to clear.
Okay.
Do you want to come help us clear for a second?
Yeah.
Tonight. So far, pretty good.
All right.
-Thank you. -Thank you so much.
Emma, you can tell him if he wants to start plating, he can.
What?
Yeah. Please do.
-Cloyce. -Yes, ma’am?
Would you please put dessert in the oven?
Yes.
-Daisy said, ASAP. -They are going in.
I want to take pictures, but I’ll wait after dessert.
Okay.
Two, four, six.
Sieta.
Have you finished these cabins?
Yeah.
Okay, the bathroom and there’s the toilet paper.
Oh, yeah, sh--, yeah.
That’s okay.
Oh, I’m going to sleep so good tonight.
-I don’t know about you guys. -I don’t know if I will.
Maybe there’s not a dessert.
Have you already served them dessert?
No.
Hmm. That smells good.
Quite sexy.
How are we doing? How many minutes?
-Are we all clear? -Yeah. Oh...
Hmm.
Yeah, we were clear a while ago.
Okay.
I thought Emma came down to tell you.
I did.
Oh, my ----ing God.
It’s kind of just not how things work.
Deck hands should be completely removed from the scenario.
I need Daisy to come on the radio
and say, hey, we’re cleared.
A, where do you think all these big, giant plates came from?
And B, communication works both ways.
You have a radio. Ask me.
D, um, Danni, can you please call for service?
Okay.
-Good morning. -Bongiourno.
Hot, corner.
With regards to watch...
Obviously, radars very important.
There’s a few boats in front of us.
Any concern, come and get me.
-Daisy. -Yeah.
Okay, so two hours later.
Just wait.
We’ll go down at the same time.
Hmm.
Beautiful.
All right, ladies.
In front of you, you have bread pudding.
It is a mixture of local sweet breads
for you, gluten-free breads.
[gasps] Really?
And a little vanilla ice cream to finish.
This is the best bread pudding I’ve ever had in my life.
Wow. Thank you. Phenomenal.
Enjoy.
You can help until midnight and then be up for 8:00.
And then just keep on top of the guests.
It’s good old Southern comfort food.
Mm-hmm.
The way the food came out, is that okay?
You bring out a little bit. You bring out a little more.
It’s fine.
It wasn’t, like, the first day.
She said the best bread pudding she’s ever had in her life.
Keep an eye on it.
If you see anything else,
I think I’ll let you speak with him.
-Yeah. -Before I say anything.
I don’t want to damage his confidence.
Good. Thank you.
60 years of bread pudding eating.
That’s insanity.
I quite enjoy that part of it.
What happened?
Are you having boxing matches or are you...
Ooh!
Wait on that, Daisy. 30 seconds.
Okay, but this one, he says it’s too well done for him.
He wants it medium.
Because it sat the whole time.
Oh, [bleep].
We know you’re not going to take that either.
No.
Cloyce, back the [bleep] up,
do not think that I’m going to be taking this sh--.
----ing own it.
I’m going to sleep. I’m so tired.
[sighs]
Tomorrow we’re doing shots.
We’re going all out.
Wow.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, that was so good.
I think that’s it for me.
My lady, I wanted to look at your butt
when you walked up the stairs.
Well, put it that way.
I keep trying to pursue it with Keith
because whenever we have, like, a smidgen, a good moment,
it’s really exciting.
[laughing]
I don’t know, it’s just so attractive.
He doesn’t spill all his secrets like I do.
He’s just really ----ing hot.
Phone me if you need anything.
That doesn’t stop at a big kiss on the lips, by the way.
[chuckling]
Okay, good night, ladies.
I’m going to bed.
Me too.
-Good night, guys. -Good night.
This has been a great start to the season.
Everyone’s good.
If you could hook up with one girl on the boat,
who would it be?
There’s something interesting about Daisy.
Quite honestly.
I have never, in my life, met anyone like Cloyce.
A 22-year-old that wears cufflinks
that combs his hair three times a day.
She would walk all over him.
So are you going to make move this next crew night out?
No.
-Play hard to get? -I am hard to get.
[laughing]
Here he is.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Do you want me to start bringing stuff up?
-That’d be great. -Okay, awesome.
Thank you.
I turned the rope lights off already,
and it’s all ready to go.
-Thank you. -It’s my time to go to sleep.
-Thank God. -Yeah.
Thanks, mate.
So, they would like to start having breakfast.
Danni, Daisy, can you help with service, please?
Copy that. I’m on my way.
I’ll just get you some serving cutlery.
This is gluten-free lobster bread.
-Ooh, thank you, Daisy. -You’re welcome.
Mmm. It’s dangerous.
Hey, Glennjerman, I’m going to go on a scout
to see where we can set up this floatopia.
The floaty party must be before lunch.
Yeah, because after lunch, there’ll be a mission.
We just want to leave by five for dinner,
so the earlier we do this, the easier it’s going to be.
So what’s the plan today? Now that I’m finally awake.
They’re going to do an entire island with, like, couches
and canopy bags and water sports if we want.
I’m planning on getting a little tipsy.
Yes.
Emma, everything that’s not inflated needs to be inflated.
-Okay. -And just tie them together.
And we can leave it out on deck, so we’re ready to rock and roll.
Sure.
Davide, Davide, Emma, please meet me on the bow.
Copy that on my way.
Let’s get this show on the road.
Sorry.
I just wanted to speak to you quickly about the day’s plan.
Can we go on the island and then have lunch afterwards?
Yes.
It’s really bloody heavy.
I’m going on the water right now.
I was like, oh, my gosh, I think I’m gonna sink.
[laughing]
And then we could do around at four o’clock lunch.
That sounds great. Let’s go up.
How are you doing with the floaty stuff?
Yes, it’s pretty much all done.
Ugh.
Oh, this current’s far too strong for the floatopia.
I’m not meant to be in the water, though. This one.
Yeah.
So the floaty thing before lunch.
Okay.
There’s too many rocks around here.
It’s going to be flat in the water.
Oh, there’s far too many people here.
It’s not meant for a human to lay on.
It’s for a game.
You toss the beanbags into that hole.
-Ah! -Cornhole.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Glenn, hey, mates.
I’ve got a perfect spot for the floating oasis.
All right, man, thank you.
You can go with them.
I can send her the next time.
Hey, Emma, Gary, can you grab the ladder for me, please?
Copy that, on my way.
I’m going to lay down over here.
Thank you.
How are you going to get lunch if you’re gone until there?
Okay.
We should get into our swims.
Where’s the other three things? In there still.
Yeah, I just wanted to keep this as clear as possible,
so they did want us to...
No, [bleep]. We need to get everything out.
I feel like the flag up there is like a pirate flag.
Red, yellow, red.
I’m sure it’s maybe Spain.
I don’t think that’s Spanish flag.
-I don’t know. -We could Google it.
-Somebody Google it. -Oh, I have my phone.
I don’t want to sound ignorant.
-Oh, it is Spanish. -Okay.
Gary, Chef has just put food out.
Do you want me to make you a plate?
Quick thing, if I ask you to do something, please do it.
What do you mean?
Like, take these things out.
Everything that’s not inflated needs to be inflated.
-Okay. -And just tie them together.
And we can leave it out on the deck.
See, then when are we ----ing around doing this sh--?
Mmm.
When we could have been there, anyway.
I don’t think Emma’s taking this seriously at all.
I specifically asked her to inflate these
and tie them all together.
And it’s not even 50% done.
How can I not be annoyed about this?
Let’s throw this overboard.
I think we’re all going to have to grab one.
Do you want me to get Daisy?
Well, no, there’s three of us. There’s three pieces.
Let’s go. Yep.
Let’s try and land it upright.
Yeah, baby.
I think we’re just about to go.
We are so ready.
Can you undo my bow...
----ing what a rush.
Get these things on.
I don’t know how the easiest way to lay these...
I thought I was doing the right thing.
So, the way he’s snapping at me,
I don’t think it’s necessarily fair.
So, I’ll remember that for next time.
Yeah.
Well, if you’re happy with your galley, I don’t know.
-Jump on. -What a ----ing sexy day.
It’s nice to get some sunlight.
Is the island over there?
I wish I had binoculars right now.
You need to try and make this as big as possible, eh?
Thank you.
She can have her next one at 1:15.
Okay.
I think I’m going to have a pina colada.
Okay, absolutely.
-How are you guys doing? -Fabulous.
I think we’re going to be ready for you pretty soon.
Okay.
Diana, please make pina coladas to go.
What do you want?
Do you need me to buy you something?
No, I want you to stop telling them
not to put champagne in my damn mimosas.
[laughing]
Davide, you’ve got to come back.
It’s coming together nicely, huh?
I am not only stoked to be able to offer my assistance
to the deck team,
but after quite a few days of hard work,
getting some of that fresh Spanish sunshine
is quite lovely.
This thing is not that stable.
Whenever you’re ready, we’re ready for you guys.
-I think we’re ready. -Okay.
You have snacks. These are gluten-free as well.
Ready for that. There you go.
Thank you.
Finally, I can see sun.
I’m going to go down for an hour and a half.
Can you refresh the cabins?
-Yeah. -Do the table,
and then if you have time, vacuum the main suite.
Perfect.
Lovely. Welcome.
-Look how neat this is. -This is amazing.
Just a private island.
Cram it under so it doesn’t get hot.
Whoa!
-Yes. -Woo!
You look like a dolphin.
-[laughing] -That is so nice.
Wow.
Cheffy, I need to take you back.
Not necessarily.
Okay.
I mean, he is the chef,
and that’s your department, but...
He’s meant to be prepping.
It’s like, what are you going to make?
French fries and chicken nuggets.
What I’m worried about is we’re a bit pressed for time now.
-Yeah. -Guests eat at four,
but we are still leaving at five.
-Leaving at five, got you. -Yeah.
Gary, Gary, Keith.
Bye, ladies. We’ll see you later.
Absolutely. Chardonnay.
Okay.
Bro, like, I’m trying to do my job,
and you’re trying to actually steal my job.
Oh, my God.
It’s his job to be in the galley.
Ugh. Just annoying.
I don’t see much prep in here.
-How’s the morning? -Busy, bro.
They’re having a good time, at least.
Yeah, they’re having a blast.
Hey, Cloyce, you in here?
Anyone on the boats? We don’t have sun cream.
Cool. I’ll meet you on the swim platform.
Does anyone know where Chef is?
Yeah, Captain. He’s over here with us.
He’s been here since set-up.
What? What the [bleep]’s going on?
----ing Cloyce.
What time are we eating lunch? I’m hungry.
Chef’s got to come back in time to prep.
I agree.
Bring him back now. Bring him back now.
He’s got to understand. He’s here for a purpose.
He’s not a guest.
Cloyce, Cloyce, Daisy.
He’s not out there to have fun.
He needs to be ready to serve at four.
I like strong people around me that I can trust.
And right now, I’m starting to worry.
What’s he thinking?
Woo.
Aw, [bleep].
Get him back here. Now.
[Cloyce laughing]
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See the jagged rock over there?
They say it’s haunted by mermaids.
Ah!
You’re doing cabins tonight.
Why am I doing cabins?
The whole charter I’ve been in the laundry room.
Alarm bells are going off in my head.
I really don’t give a sh--.
-Do you fancy him? -No.
I’m so beautiful.
-Help me. -She’s stupid.