Last charter of the season.
They want to have an ABC theme party.
And all the yacht crew to participate.
Anything but clothes.
Nic is Brad and Ray’s boyfriend.
Don’t ever try me again, bitch.
You barked at me, mother----er.
Get out of the room! Get off this boat.
The first moment I see anyone getting aggro,
they will be getting off the boat.
Keep that in mind.
Oh my God, they’re so big.
Ileisha’s killing me, bro.
Every single ----ing moment
I feel she’s gonna make out with me.
What’s up, what’s up?
One more charter and I’m done with all of it.
If I would have put out the slightest bit of effort,
he would not be getting laid.
-Maybe. -[laughs]
What do you want from Mads?
You either want to be with her or you don’t.
I am tired of Daisy telling me how I feel.
I don’t know why it’s so concerning to her.
Honestly, I really couldn’t care about any of his relationships.
I was only trying to help him as a friend.
The way he twists things it’s just ----ing confusing.
At this stage, I feel like Gary possibly could be
trying to [bleep] with me.
That was me trying to be a friend, so [bleep] it’s like,
you are the person I want to be with.
Is sea doggy dog in there?
Gary’s full of sh-- anyway.
Sea doggy dog?
I know it has.
So you’ve got to kind of be careful with people like that.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I agree.
I am definitely starting to realize that I need to put
some distance between mine and Gary’s relationship
in order to have some control over Colin and my relationship.
Come here.
Last mother ----ing dinner.
[gasps]
Drying you out.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Someone died and made you queen.
Sorry.
You shouldn’t be nasty to me.
There’s going to ----ing karma come and bite you now.
What?
Dude, you should wear the flag.
I was just thinking about that.
That’s perfect.
So you’re up first, Lucy.
So let’s make your outfit.
Freak nasty.
Your whole ass is going to hang out.
Oh, Lord.
[laughing]
They’re going to love that.
What do you got on?
Duct tape.
Oh, my God, I love it.
You guys look amazing.
I’m ready. Oh, no, ouch. [bleep]
Okay, we have all the guests up.
How do we want to do this?
An airlift.
Okay, they’re ready.
I can’t move, Mads.
My butt is ----ing sweaty right now in these bin rags.
I would not ----ing go to an ABCDFG party again.
Our assigned seats from the first day of school.
Who doesn’t want to wear clothes?
Whores.
[gasps] Look at you, darling.
This is the look.
Check that necklace that’s hanging on my butt.
Can you just pull it up a little bit?
Yeah.
Like a grocery store bag?
-Oh! -Tony!
I’m proud of you, yeah.
Here we have some cultivated oysters
and some wild oysters with a pink peppercorn mignonette.
Thank you, enjoy.
So sweet.
Have you ever seen such a tiny chef?
Quite impressed.
What you eating, dick?
----ing get that ----ing thing away from me.
The question is the cone relative to the truth.
The...
I mean, look!
Oh, my God.
[growls]
I like big things, but this is huge.
Yeah.
----ing just cleaned up sick and sh-- this morning.
Yeah, like, ----ing hell, man.
How much do you want to test me?
Mmm. Going with pride noodles again?
I love it.
I’m sweating my ass off.
-Interesting. -Yes.
This is not breathable material.
Okay, let’s go.
-There we go. -Let’s do this.
Yes, go on.
That’s why there’s glasses here, yeah.
Oh, we have another outfit!
Look at this!
So, we have a homemade rainbow pappardelle
with burnt butter sauce and grated manchego.
Okay, will you become our nanny?
Oh, my God.
Ew, what is that?
Oh.
I’ve never had such pretty pasta.
That is so good.
It’s the ----ing last dinner!
-Woo! -There we go.
-That’s it. -Woo hoo!
Literally less than 24 hours.
Me, too, straight vodka.
Okay, so can we request a game?
-Yes. -Okay.
-We’ll do the ring toss. -Sure.
-That was fantastic. -Yeah.
How’s this for a helmet and goggles?
Amazing.
[laughing]
Okay, I’m ready.
Copy, thanks.
There you go.
-Oh, God. -The wind is blowing.
You’re right. It’s the wind.
Who’s next?
----ing sweaty and gross.
Gary, you need to be a little more upright.
Oh, sorry.
Do you need a Viagra?
No, don’t worry. I’ve got no trouble with that.
Here we go.
-Oh. -Oh!
Oh.
-Thanks for your help tonight. -You’re so welcome.
[gasps]
[cheering]
Yeah, boy.
Ring around the Gary. Oh, yeah.
Thanks for being a sport. That was fun.
Welcome, guys.
Oh, my God. It’s 12:30.
I’m done for the night.
-I’m tired. -Bedtime?
They only got one hanger out of 21.
Last time ever to do this.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah, I can make that happen.
[bleep]. Last sleep I get to sleep with my sea doggy dog.
Good night.
I don’t know, this was a rollercoaster of a season,
it feels like.
I mean, [bleep], so what’s going to happen with you and Daisy?
It’s either going to be you and her together
or it’s going to ----ing end very badly.
Don’t let a good friendship go
due to something that you guys don’t even know
if it could work out and you try something.
After everything that’s happened between Gary and I,
the lies and the flirting and the manipulating,
our friendship is the one that’s in jeopardy.
So, nothing he says is affecting how I feel about Daisy.
But anyway, brü, let’s see,
let’s have a good night tomorrow.
Sea dog, I’m going to miss you, my friend.
Dear God, give us strength to get through
these next 24 hours.
Tomorrow night’s going to need some strength as well.
I know.
[urinating]
[alarm sounds]
Brü.
Make some moves?
Gary’s not going to be my boss in a matter of hours.
To me, that’s fair game.
Your last meal of the season, Cheffy!
Wow.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Good morning, Mads.
This roller coaster ride is not one I want to ride anymore,
so I’m trying to avoid him like the plague.
Oh, food.
-Mads. -Yeah.
I’ll stay on service.
If you want to go down and start cabins.
Okay.
Gary, Glenn, you guys can start packing up.
We’re already packing it away, Glenn.
This is it, our last cruise home, G.
I’m looking forward to this ending.
Appreciate your patience and teaching.
We’re going to fire up.
Whenever you’re ready, we’ll start picking up.
We’ll copy that.
Morning.
Here we’ve got melon and prosciutto
and carrot cake with cream cheese ice cream.
That, oh, my.
Not today, Satan.
Oh, my God. See you at the gym.
Poached eggs with avocado and caviar.
Yum.
Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.
Mmm.
So good.
Woo! Woo! Woo woo woo woo woo!
We did it. We did it.
These are ours. They just come out of the wash.
Yeah, they just came out.
How are you feeling about final day of the season?
-I’m good. -Yeah?
-What do you mean? -I don’t know.
I just want to know where we stand.
Um, what do you mean how we stand?
I don’t know.
Seriously, I mean...
[bleep]!
I just want to know if I should stand back
or keep trying it with you.
I just want to know if I should stand back
or keep on trying it with you.
I just don’t want to make myself look like an idiot.
Um...
I thought we were just having fun.
Oh, okay, no, that’s fine.
What I would have liked is to tell me this from
after the first time we hooked up
and I asked you, how is it between us?
Did she?
What did she say?
Did she say that?
When?
We hooked up and that’s it.
I just, like, go with the flow.
Like, I’m not, like, expecting of anything.
No, what you went out of it.
Sorry, I’m a ----ing bitch.
What is happening with us? Nothing.
Oh.
Ouch.
Copy.
But we don’t have any of the breakfast cleared.
How much time do you need?
What was that? I barely heard.
Did you say two minutes?
Two minutes?
Two ----ing minutes.
I’ll try.
Who the [bleep] said two minutes?
Don’t. I can’t.
We get this all the way as quickly as possible.
----ing wild.
Let’s go sailing.
Last time the sails are going up, huh?
Alex, let’s go on the mizzen.
Right there.
Gary, do you want to go call the main?
-Yeah. -We’re sailing.
A bit more starboard.
-Morning. -Sorry, babe.
We’re a little hectic right now.
-Is it okay still? -Perfect.
I’m so happy we’re sailing.
Okay, guys. We’re bearing away onto starboard tack.
We’re going to be heeling quite a bit to port.
Agh!
We’ll get Genny out.
Last sail!
-We’re sailing now. -Uh-huh.
This is just...
Yeah, baby.
Here we... Ah!
[gasps] Sh--.
Oh, my God.
How many degrees do you reckon that is?
15.
Alex, all those cushions.
It’s beautiful.
Will you ever work in a sailboat again?
Nah.
What do you guys think?
-Oh, amazing. -This is a good sail.
Yeah.
Parsifal had a hard time this summer.
She’s put us through hell.
And to get to this point,
just seemed out of reach, like it wasn’t going to happen.
But we made it through.
We’re here.
Let’s get the season high.
Let her rip.
And now we’re going to finish on a high note,
doing exactly what she does best.
Attagirl. She’s shining.
Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
Nearly 20 degrees.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sh--!
This is amazing up here.
Oh.
Is this what it’s like, hey?
Yeah.
Like, we get drunk and have sex.
Like, what do you want?
Because you’ve not fallen him for him,
which he maybe used to.
-That’s what it is. -That’s why he’s chasing you.
He doesn’t ----ing actually like you.
Honestly, I think he’s more into Daisy than me.
It’s about ----ing time.
and I feel like it’s an admirable thing to do.
Admira-"bile."
Ad... admirable.
It’s a great thing to do.
Between who?
You and Alex.
You do, I ----ing knew it.
Time to start putting sails away.
Let’s go drop these sons of bitches off.
I need help pack.
Gary, eyeball the main.
Alex, eyeball the mizzen, please.
It’s good.
Good right about there, Glenn.
Hey, ladies.
Do you mind coming out to the aft deck, please?
We’re going down now, we’re going down now.
Okay, so who’s going to hold onto this fender?
Me, I like this one.
Just keep that thing free, yeah?
Okay, Gary, I’m going to come back a bit. Talk to me.
Please, dear little baby Jesus,
-Did you have a good time? -Yeah.
I’d do it differently.
Different people.
Two meters on either side, you’re looking good.
This is incredible how they do this.
Watch out.
-We about good, eh? -Yeah, that’s good.
I can’t parallel park, I don’t know how you did that.
I don’t want to go.
All crew, all crew, let’s get everybody
on the dock to say goodbye.
Last goodbye, last goodbye.
Last look at Chase and Alex’s butt.
Me no likey.
So nice, you were wonderful.
-Lovely. -Bye, Brad.
Bye.
-I just want to keep you. -Oh, my God.
I’ll be back.
Yeah.
I believe I need to hand this over to you guys.
Oh, thank you very much. It’s very kind of you.
Oh, my God. Out of this world.
I’m feeling the love here and here from you guys.
-Oh, guys. -Yeah.
And a little bit in the liver.
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you guys.
Thank you very much. Bye, y’all.
-Thanks. -See you.
You guys know the drill.
Keep waving.
[horn honks]
Woo woo!
Yes, guys.
Chase, Chase, get up, brü.
What the [bleep] are you doing?
Mate, come on.
It’s the end of season, the guests are still there.
Look, come on.
Have some common decency, brü?
Jesus.
He’s a ----ing idiot, eh?
Everyone leave my boat, please.
Well, there were times at the beginning of all this
I wasn’t sure we were ever going to get to this point.
But we made it.
Yeah, baby.
Last time we’re going to do that.
[cheering]
This is the season from hell and we survived.
Don’t throw me in the water.
Coming up...
I want to hear your personal low from this season.
Low was Glenn on my back.
Cleaning.
Eh...
I can smell myself.
Oh, I never have to wear this skirt again.
[bleep] yeah!
What a season, huh?
Yes, sis.
That’s a friend of mine.
Ugh.
[bleep] you. [bleep] you.
[bleep] this room.
We’re going to need to take all the cushion covers off.
Then we’ll put everything in the laz that’s up there.
No more, chef. I quit.
We do one little thing.
It’s like, you get the [bleep] off my boat.
Can’t wait to get you out of here.
Yeah. That guy sucks.
He turned into a royal ----ing asshole.
Kind of who he is.
I want to have a good night,
but I do not want to punch this guy in the face.
Yeah, that probably won’t be the best way to go.
All crew, all crew.
Can I get everybody together in the saloon
for our final tip meeting?
Copy.
All right, from thinking that we would never get off the dock
to engine troubles,
I have to say I’m really proud
of how we pulled together as a team.
Woo hoo.
Hairy there for a second, but...
Daisy?
This season obviously had its challenges,
but you always manage to lead a team of new stews
who turn out much stronger
after working with you for the season.
Well said.
All season, I’ve had a lot of criticism
and whether it be constructive or not,
it wasn’t easy for me to take,
but at least I feel like I’m growing as a person.
Ileisha, it took you a little bit of time
to find your bearings,
but every charter, you just kept getting better and better,
even under all that pressure.
Everyone’s been so supportive.
That’s what’s got me through.
Yep.
And finally, the moment you guys have all been waiting for.
This charter tip comes out to
17,500 US dollars.
17 grand to flush your sh-- over and over?
[bleep] off.
Thanks, Chase.
But I’m definitely going to stay positive because it’s over.
I arranged a final outing for you guys.
A really nice restaurant.
Meeting up with you guys for a drink,
but so I can get a good night’s sleep,
I’ll be staying off the boat tonight.
-Woo! -Yeah, baby.
And let’s have one of these.
-One last time. -One last time.
[cheering]
-Cheers. -Woo!
What a mother----ing season.
[knocking]
Want a shot of tequila?
It’s the last night, girls.
I’d do one with you, but I’ve just done three
in the last 10 minutes.
Don’t do another.
-Alex. -No.
Take it.
We’re off to a good start.
Thank you.
Okay. Ready to rock and roll.
Will you try and help me and tie this as tight as you can?
Like a regular bow?
Or would you like something fancy?
Like a, you want me to just hitch this thing?
-Get your finger out of there. -I need it tight.
-It’s not tight? -Now it is.
-It’s fine. Thanks. -I can do it again.
-I don’t know. -All night long.
Okay, guys. I think we’re going.
Five.
[shouting]
Here’s to my boys!
Yeah, dawg!
Girly cab.
I really like him and I’m happy.
He’s very insecure about our relationship,
which I don’t hold against him.
But I think we definitely want to see each other.
-Oh, my God. -And just see.
Yeah.
It’s so hard to especially label something
when you guys have such different lives.
I’m not going to over-hype something in my head
and be disappointed.
So...
Well, we’re all rooting for you guys.
Me, too, I think you the ----ing cutest thing ever.
Madison was ruthless the other day.
What was?
I think we’re here, guys.
Yay!
It’s our last night together as a crew.
[shouting]
Okay.
-Oh, my God. -What?
This is so pretty.
Yeah. Take lots of photos, babe.
Okay. Mum and Dad.
Will you take one of me and Colin?
Okay.
So hot. Yeah. Work it, babe.
Oh, why, yes. One for this lovely lady.
-Thank you. -One for my girlfriend.
Yay!
Yeah!
[glass clinks]
This is kind of a little tradition.
I want to hear what you felt was
your personal high and low from this season.
My high for the season, I think, was when we went to Bonifatio.
I was so blown away.
10 meters to the mooring lines.
-Living the dream. -Unreal.
Beyond.
-It was quite a special moment. -Yeah, it was very special.
The lowest of lows was just when the engine
just kept failing after everything that we did to it.
The main engine’s not starting.
----ing hell.
We’re not moving.
Glenn we got smoke pluming out of the engine.
It was absolutely demoralizing.
Yeah.
Go on, Dais.
Ugh.
My high was...
Our team, having such a great relationship,
it just makes my job so much more pleasant.
Low was, um, Glenn on my back.
-Oh, sorry. -It’s okay.
Get some ----ing ice in it. Bring it out here.
There’s ice in the tender.
We can’t ----ing find it.
I don’t mean work harder, but I definitely mean work smarter.
Tim cut himself. He was bleeding from his head.
You can’t hear the radios down in the laundry.
That’s an excuse, and that’s unacceptable.
Maybe I should be more open-minded.
It was something I really struggled with this season.
Maybe I should be more open-minded.
Oh, Dais.
Sorry that I’m so defensive,
Don’t apologize.
It only makes me a better person,
and I appreciate all of your support.
If you weren’t such a strong person
and such a strong personality,
you wouldn’t be as good as you are.
That’s okay. It’s all right.
You’re so right, Glenn, you’re so right.
Here’s to me being a better person!
[laughing, shouting]
I feel terrible that my criticism hurt Daisy so much.
I want to have a good working relationship with her.
Can I get a group hug with you two?
Aw!
But I also want her to be open to suggestion and open to ideas
because the interior is the most front-facing, the guests,
so it has to be really top-notch.
I want to say how proud I am of both of you guys.
Hey, guys, your table’s ready.
You guys, I’m going to say my goodbyes.
Bye!
-To Glenn! -To Glenn!
You guys have fun. See you tomorrow.
Love you, Glenn.
-Let’s follow. -I’m walking you out.
All right, man.
Oh, sh--!
Sh--’s going down.
I did.
-You okay? -Yeah, I’m fine.
All right, where should we go?
I guess at the end.
This is so beautiful.
Welcome.
We start with some vegetables
from our garden and then 12 different kinds of meats.
Lovely.
Brü, go look at this garden. It’s un----ing real.
Thank you.
Yeah, she’ll like it. Anything alcohol.
Yeah, that’s fine.
No, you’re fine, man.
We definitely butted heads at first,
but I respect the hierarchy.
We both came in 100 miles an hour trying to do a good job.
That’s what I like about you, that you come 100 miles an hour.
I’ve never worked with a deckhand like you, honestly.
Really, really.
Thank you.
There’s a lot of things that I want to say to him
about his leadership and some of the sh--ty things
that he’s done this season.
-We crushed it, man. -I agree.
Come, let’s go have a good dinner.
But I think it’s best to not burn bridges.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but it’s empty, isn’t it?
Woo!
-Oh, lovely. -Oh, my God.
Eat your greens, boy.
-Whoa! -Wow!
Oh, my God, that’s unreal.
So much meat. Oh, my God.
Please try that. That’s unreal.
This is my kind of meal, dawg.
I ----ing hate you, but I’ll take it.
Excuse me from the table.
I haven’t had to deal with rejection all too often,
because...
Um, but it’s the story of my life this season.
You are such a cool person.
I want you to know that.
Okay, guys, we go. Go, go.
I’m really okay.
Let’s go.
Dais, get in the front, let them go in the back.
Go on, Colin.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Woo!
We’re going back to the boat!
Woo!
-Where’s Gary? -Great question.
Where is your mate?
Yeah.
I do whatever the [bleep] I want.
Like, why are you upset?
I’m not upset at all, I’m just over it.
Yes, Alex finally made a move.
[bleep] the [bleep].
What’s happening here, anyway?
Yeah, read the room, Colin.
Hate my life.
Oh sh--.
Oh, sh--.
Yeah, baby!
It’s about to be an interesting night, isn’t it?
Oof.
[laughing]
You ever look at yourself in the mirror and you go,
[bleep] I look drunk?
That just happened to me.
Look at how drunk I look.
Jesus!
We’re doing a mirror selfie! Close the door!
What am I going to do? I have to tell him.
[gasps]
How do you feel?
I obviously have to tell Gary.
Obviously.
Colin or Daisy are going to tell him.
Like, I have to tell him first.
You have to tell him now.
I’ve just been in a cab the whole time.
-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, sorry.
Out, out, out.
I’m sleeping here.
-You’re going to bad? -Yeah.
-Why? -I’m so tired.
Actually, get out so I can brush my teeth and go to bed.
Bye now, good night.
Alex, do you like her like her?
I do like Mads. That’s been the issue all season.
You’re going to be in a sh--storm, you okay?
Mads is telling Gary now.
Why would she tell Gary?
Because I don’t know if she feels like she has to.
I’m going to bed.
[bleep]
[chattering]
-Alex! -I think Mads deserves better.
[knocking]
-Hello. -Stay down there.
Get the [bleep] out of my room. Don’t.
-Are you serious right now? -I’m 100% serious.
I’ll be polite.
Please, can you get the [bleep] out of here, go?
Please, can you leave my room?
-Yep. -Thank you.
Can we not talk about it for two ----ing seconds?
No. I asked you, do you have a thing for him,
and now you hook up with him.
Get the [bleep] out of my room.
Are you serious? Can I not talk to you for two seconds?
Why would you do something? Get out of it.
Are you serious?
Out of my room.
Why would you hook up with him if you didn’t mean it?
Get the [bleep] out of here.
I don’t ever want to see you again in my life.
Got it.
Gary’s reaction is exactly why
I didn’t break things off with him
in the middle of the season.
I don’t know if Gary even ----ing cares
that me and Alex kissed
or if he’s more upset that he looks like a fool
because ultimately Gary’s not serious
about anyone except for Daisy.
So...
[sighs]
[laughing]
Dance with me, girl.
I just love how authentic Chase is.
[laughing]
Give me a little hip action.
A little Pulp Fiction.
I think he has amazing attributes.
Maybe if I didn’t have a boyfriend.
You never know.
Dirty Dancing, come on.
Ah!
You gotta stick your legs back.
Oh, my God.
These people are ----ing mental.
I’m ready for bed.
You’re going to your bed, Ileisha,
and you’re not coming to my bed.
-Shut up. -No matter how much you want to.
[coughs]
Oh, sh--.
Thank you for being the best friend ever.
Yeah, I just love being your friend.
[Colin chuckles]
[bleep] me.
[sighs]
Oh, it’s finally come, dude.
Yeah, brother.
Well, I got a lay over in Frankfurt.
Going back to Charleston.
I felt like it was so far away.
I’m so ready.
[bleep]
[laughing]
You’re reading a book called
"The Multi-Orgasmic Man" and "Women."
You slut.
All right, you got me there.
This season was a little rough.
I wasn’t the most tactful.
I said some dumb sh--.
Cheers to boobies.
But I’ve learned a little bit about myself,
and I can see that I’m an acquired taste.
Bye, babe.
Pleasure.
It’s always weird finishing these charter seasons
because none of us really know what’s next.
Hopefully, I’m going to hop on another boat
and go make some more money.
-See you, Chase. -Ciao, Chase.
Later, brother.
I’m free!
What’d you get screamed at about?
Doesn’t seem very fair.
I mean, to be fair,
I am the one who was having sex with him, so...
Well, whatever you choose, I hope it is good for you.
Appreciate that.
Alex is flirty and fun,
and there is no drama between me and him.
You know, he didn’t make my life harder, so...
I’m taking it one day at a time, and we’ll see.
Everything works out.
What’s meant to be will be, so...
Why the [bleep] did that have to happen
on the last night?
Maybe they also realized it was their last night together.
Are you mistaking your pride for actually liking her?
Do you know what I mean?
Maybe, yeah.
What’s good, boyos?
I’m going to go find Daisy.
Oh, [bleep] me.
I’m not going to lie, brü. I wasn’t very happy last night.
Yeah, if it was something where you guys
were coming to me and both being like,
yeah, you know, we’re going to see what happens,
and, you know, we’re kind of serious about this, and...
Well, I apologize for seeming snakey.
That’s not how I intended it,
but I needed to get it out of my head before I left.
Are you going to cry?
I may, actually.
Oh, my God, I’m going to miss Mads so much.
She’s literally like my sister.
-Bye, Dais. -Oh!
Bye, Daisy.
I’m going to miss you.
The interior team, we didn’t fight once.
Not even a blip.
My roomy!
I love you.
Just shows that women can support women.
Love you all so much.
I learned that if I get my emotions and the control,
I’m actually a very good worker,
and people love me.
I’m not going to miss the cabins.
Guys, it’s going to be okay.
[whistling]
Thank you for everything.
Welcome, thank you.
Looking back, I feel like sometimes I self-doubt myself.
I knew I could do it deep inside,
but there’s just so much pressure riding on it,
and in the moment, you’re like,
oh, my God, can I do it?
-I’m leaving. -Oh, thanks for everything.
Oh my God.
But I have definitely pushed the boundaries
of how hard I even thought I could work.
Like, damn. I’m proud of myself.
-Until next time. -Until next time, exactly.
Phew!
Are you packed?
-No, I haven’t even started. -Really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I know.
I think, for anyone, vulnerability is scary.
The reality is, is we’re going back to our own worlds.
He’s going back to his boat,
and I’m in London,
so I won’t see him for a couple of months.
I really like you, you know that.
Like, I don’t want to get hurt just like you don’t.
I don’t know what’s going to happen
over the next however long before we see each other again.
I’m not saying that there is no possibility for long distance,
but maybe it’s just too unrealistic.
What do you want?
I want us to be open and honest with each other...
I think Daisy and I have realized that
there is a genuine connection here.
She’s showing me an affectionate side
that I honestly didn’t know she was capable of.
But I think the only way that we’re really going to know
the potential of this relationship
is to pursue it outside of the boat and away from Gary.
Let me pack and then we’ll have a beer.
-Bye. -Bye.
-Hey dude. -I’m out of here.
Thanks, it was great having you here.
I don’t really regret anything from this season.
You grow through what you go through.
I think that all the problems with Parsifal
and all the speed bumps that we had to kind of go over
to get to the end here,
I think we handled it really, really well.
Peacing out, Girl Scout.
Yeah.
I do really care about Mads.
I hope she knows that she deserves better.
But I don’t think I’m going to miss Mads that much
because I’m pretty sure I’m going to be seeing her again.
Peace.
-Hey. -Hey.
Oh, sorry.
Come into my office.
Okay, like last time, remember...
Madison and Alex making out was weird.
[knocking]
-Hey. -Sorry.
-I’m just trying to say bye. -Oh, bye.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Sure.
No, I’m ----ing aware of the way you ----ing screamed at me.
I was like, did not...
Yeah, sorry for speaking to you like that.
In the past, I’ve said it to a girl that
it’s just a seasonal hookup, no hard feelings.
Being on the receiving end is not a nice feeling.
I guess I can forgive her, but I feel like a ----ing idiot.
Yeah.
-I’m heading out. -You’re heading off?
Yes.
Thanks for everything.
-No, thank you. -So great having you.
This season, I realized a lot of things can go wrong,
living and working with people.
On a boat, you get to know people in a weird way.
You know what their underwear looks like.
You’re doing their laundry.
Thanks.
I don’t really know what’s next for me,
but if this taught me anything, don’t screw the crew.
It’s just not worth it.
It’s been a hell of a season, guys.
I’d like to say it’s been a pleasure, but...
Oh, sh--, I thought the throuple left yesterday.
[laughing]
You guys are still here.
We’re a ----ed-up throuple.
[laughing]
Sea doggy dog.
It’s been a ----ing rollercoaster.
It has, but it’s been a pleasure.
This season has challenged me professionally.
It’s challenged me personally.
It’s challenged some of the friendships
that I’ve got on the boat.
I feel like I need a little bit of time away from Gary.
There was trust that was broken.
So I’ve got to reconsider this whole friendship with him
and what it means to me
and what I think it means to him.
-All right, dude. -That was amazing.
Thanks for keeping us going.
Gary! Gary!
-How about those boats? -How about those sails?
That’s the PDA.
Gary, this is what it’s like with hanging out with you
and your ----ing flings constantly.
See you guys later, all right?
-All right. See you, doggy dog. -See you, brother.
With Daisy and I, we were good friends
and maybe we can be good lovers.
I’m not sure, but I’m willing to explore it.
However, this weird little love triangle,
I didn’t enjoy that.
I’m just sad.
I’ve got to go.
No, you don’t. Stay!
I’m going to miss you.
-You know I’m going to miss you. -I know you are.
I can understand why my relationship
with Gary can confuse people.
You know, I’m not sure I really understand it,
but I think we’ll always be friends
and I hope that Gary gives Colin and I room
and the respect that we deserve
to develop our relationship.
Dais! How dare you!
Ah!
I know. I appreciate it.
But I know you were under a lot of stress.
I think I’m learning I’m very defensive.
I do appreciate it.
Be open to ideas, because it’ll just make you stronger.
No, I do appreciate it.
Well, I hope to see you back here.
I’d love to, Glenn. That’s all I need from the crew.
It’s the biggest support.
I feel really lucky to have worked with Captain Glenn again
and I still think he’s an incredible captain,
but this season kind of almost broke me
and I am pretty sure I’m going to need a lot of therapy.
-Love you, Dais. -Take care, Dais.
People want what they can’t have, especially me.
Pity things didn’t work out how I planned them to work out.
-Sh--, Cap. -And then there were two.
Yes.
Right now, I’m going to be single for a while.
I needed to reflect on myself a bit more,
but little Gary gets me into trouble sometimes.
So let’s see if that works out.
Sh-- so what’s the plans now, then, Cap?
Get the boat tidied up and then [bleep] me.
I’m going to start calling to see if I can find a new engine.
Yep, that’s a good idea.
[phone ringing]
This is Glenn from the yacht Parsifal Three.
I need a caterpillar complete engine rebuild kit.
Do you guys have one of those in stock?
Seriously?
Yeah, baby!