[screaming]
This is a trust exercise.
Gary, I swear to God I will catch you.
Chase is going to catch him.
Go.
[laughing]
Last charter of this season.
Brad is Ray’s husband.
Nic is Brad and Ray’s boyfriend.
This trio are a throuple.
He’s just a garnish on top.
What?
Stop.
What the [bleep]?
Gary is a desperate man.
He’s going under.
What?
Where’s Mads?
I need to go and have a chat, ’cause that’s rank.
Why?
Oh, my God.
Well, I’ve got to speak, because I think that’s pretty gross.
You can’t say that to a girl.
Why not?
I’m mad at Alex.
How does he find out that she’s on her period
when I’m the one licking her vagina?
Haven’t I got the right to know?
You know how does...
How...
So...
I actually don’t get it.
Anyway, whatever.
What the [bleep], man?
Oh, my God.
I don’t understand my life right now.
How the [bleep] does this become the topic
of conversation this morning?
Colin and Gary are the largest gossip queens in history.
I literally can’t tell them anything.
That’s so accurate.
It won’t be a secret for the next five minutes.
Oh, my God.
Act professional, Gary.
I’m so over this.
I look like a ----ing idiot.
What’s going on?
Clearly, I had to go ask her, brü.
Why?
Why would Alex say that?
How would that come up in conversation
unless they were hooking up?
Oh, I know why Alex said that.
Why?
Because he was laying on me last night.
Why are boys so dumb?
Why didn’t you just calm down
and just ----ing talk to me first about it?
What’s done is done now.
----ing ridiculous.
I don’t even want to show my face to her.
It’s unbelievable.
I’m going to get some more... aw, provisions.
Ugh!
All crew, all crew. Provisions are on the dock.
Copy.
Whip it good.
Look at that.
Everyone with their radios out here ready for provisions.
Shut up.
Ah!
For the guests. Nobody ----ing touch it.
Even the cereal?
Yes, even the cereal.
Aww...
That’s it, eh?
Thank you very much.
All crew, all crew, we’re going to get out of here.
Guests arriving by tender at one o’clock.
On day one, the guests would like to jump
right into using all the water toys.
We’ll go and set up at anchor
and we’ll have to come and pick them up in the tender.
You want me to fire up?
Yes, please.
That’s in there.
Sir, that’s not an apology.
I just...
Gary, Gary, Glenn.
If you guys are ready, let’s get out of here, it’s 11 o’clock.
Copy.
One more charter. One more charter.
And I’m done with all of it.
Thanks for making the Mads period thing a ----ing issue.
Jesus Christ.
What the [bleep]?
But I forgive you.
I can’t even deal with this ----ing boat.
I don’t know what his deal is.
I am over everyone this morning.
Gary comes up and he goes, are you on your period?
He’s like, well, I would have thought that if you were,
you’d have the decency to not let me go down on you.
And I’m like, you would know.
I’m in shock.
You can drop whatever lines you have left back there.
Let me know when they’re on board.
Yeah, thanks.
Just got to survive under his reign for four days.
The only reason I haven’t
is because I had respect for the guy.
If I would have put out the slightest bit of effort,
he would not be getting laid.
But now it’s like [bleep].
Maybe.
Oh, [bleep].
Stern lines clear. All stern lines clear.
Copy that.
Do you want to do now, Chase?
It’s my time.
That doesn’t really matter because quite frankly
I’m very happy to not see Alex for the whole ----ing day.
He can go cause his dramas on the ----ing night watch, really.
I don’t know if you need to take him off day watch,
-because that’s pretty... -That’s cocky.
Yeah, that’s pretty harsh, but please don’t involve me.
This toilet needs to be done.
Looking good.
You guys need two people to push one button.
Shut up.
Alex, you can get fenders and lines, brü.
Colin, you’ve done that by yourself millions of times.
What do you think the throuples gonna sleep?
One of the twin cabins.
They’re all boyfriend and girlfriend.
So, basically, they got bored of each other.
I’m way too jealous and insecure to ever do stuff.
Oh, my God, I couldn’t do it.
Anchor’s home, anchor’s home.
Copy anchor home, thank you.
Is Gary good?
He seemed pissed at you for some reason, dude.
Dude, for what?
-Can you give this a dust? -Yeah.
These lamp shades and this and that one as well.
Yo, are we square? Are we good?
Oh, you’re talking to me?
Yeah.
No, bro, I don’t know why the [bleep]
you just want to cause drama.
What you said to Colin, like,
that time of the month type thing,
to try and get a reaction out of me?
-I don’t know. -None of that was said to you.
Yeah, but then I’ve got to go and ask her
and then I look like a ----ing idiot.
Well, no, you don’t have to ask her.
Why would she tell you that?
’Cause I went and asked her and she said no.
Bro, that’s not me.
That is not me.
What an incredibly, like, disrespectful,
selfish and immature way to deal with this.
She literally, I said "you look bloated"
and she’s like, "yeah, I’m bloated
because I’m on my period."
That’s all the conversation that happened.
There was nothing about you in trying
to start drama or anything.
God.
It doesn’t need to perpetuate. It doesn’t need to continue.
Foolish.
It just goes to show Gary’s leadership style.
It’s dysfunctional as [bleep].
It’s toxic as [bleep].
What a ----ing mess.
The emotional maturity of a three-year-old.
Okay, you’re happy with the bow where it is?
Yeah, it’s perfect.
All right, let her go, let her go, let her go.
Chase, do you want to do the swim platform?
That feels like a good bite to me.
What do you think?
I think we’ll be fine.
Sweet. Thank you very much. We’re done.
That’s main engine off.
Wow.
So clean you could lick it.
Okay.
[bleep]
Put as much sh-- out there as you can.
Guys, I smell like chicken nuggets.
[laughing]
And then I don’t know why Gary would say
that so ----ing crudely and disrespectfully.
-It’s super ----ed up. -Yeah.
[laughing]
Bye.
All crew, all crew, we’ll be picking up
the guests in 20 minutes. Thank you.
Yeah, copy that.
Time to get changed.
It is our last charter of the season.
Yeah, baby.
Everything looks good.
-You ready? -I’m ready.
Let’s find our hot deckhand.
Oh, yeah.
He doesn’t care.
-Hello. -Hey, guys.
What’s up, man. How are you?
-I’m good. Gary. -Todd.
Todd, Chase.
This is a fitness convention. You guys.
Yeah.
You guys are shirts off next.
-Yeah. -Together.
Cool.
I don’t know. Not with this uncle bod, I tell you..
I can fix it.
Yeah.
Or do you think they like take turns like with the boyfriend?
That doesn’t make sense, like,
the marriage and then adding a third,
then that I would be jealous of.
Right.
But then that’s just a threesome, isn’t it?
Copy that. Thanks, mate.
Okay, let’s get everybody in the cockpit.
[bleep] [bleep] me.
Hi, welcome.
-How are you doing? -You look good.
You want to take your shoes off there?
I don’t know, the teak might be a bit hot.
I really want them to be nice.
So we brought a bag of shoes for nothing.
Hi.
-Hi, Colin. -Todd.
Nice to meet you.
Lucy, I’m Grant.
Hello, Ileisha..
-Mads. -Mads, I’m Brad.
-Pleasure meeting you. -Nice to meet you.
-Bless you. -There we go.
The Lord’s work right there, Mads.
Well, welcome to Sardinia.
Thank you.
We’ve set everything up so you guys can
get straight in the water and play with the water toys.
But just before you do, Daisy’s going to take you
for a little tour on the boat.
-Cheers. -El Capitan.
You guys are grabbing bags.
Grabbing bags, we’ll come back and meet you here.
Over here we’ve got the sun deck, a hot tub.
Wow.
Every mother deserves a gay son.
Down here we’ve got the main saloon.
A nice seating area.
And of course the bar area.
Mm, liquor.
If you want to follow me down the stairs...
Down here we have two twin cabins,
which are exactly the same.
I’m not sure of the sleeping arrangements.
We’re giving this lovely throuple the master suite.
Oh, wow. That way they can fit.
Nice.
What do you reckon they got in these bags?
This one’s a dead body.
----ing is, there’s no way this is clothes.
Make yourself at home.
We can get ready for water stuff if you want to change.
Hell, yeah.
What’s the thread count for the sheets?
Oh, my God.
Sweet Chase, you can go down.
What’s up, what’s up?
I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
[beatboxing]
We brought our own music.
What are these?
-Beef filet brioche sliders. -And the brioche is homemade?
Yep.
-Can we do... -I need six shots of tequila.
Six shots of tequila, okay.
Are you guys late-nighters?
We are sun risers, we’re not late-nighters.
You mean out-til-the-sun rises.
Woo.
Beef filet sliders with homemade brioche
and homemade tomato chutney.
That’s exactly what we were asking for.
We were saying some real food in between the food food.
Okay, so I got that out.
That’s actually quite good.
Now, I’m like, whoa!
Yeah.
Danke.
I think it’s the same.
It’s just, like, different dimensions.
Well, every one of us went for the big one, all at once.
Yeah.
Just, hey, boys, cheers to an epic charter.
-Cheers to a wonderful trip. -Yeah.
I hope so, because it’s ----ing hot out here.
All right, the party can start.
I want the unicorn.
Is there boom swing yet? Is that what you guys want?
Hell, yeah, I want a boom swing.
Gary, Gary, Gary, Alex.
These guys want a rope swing.
Oh! Oh my God!
[laughing]
Great job!
Sail!
Maybe we try it from the back.
How many meters deep is it? Eight?
Uh, yeah, it’s about eight meters.
Okay, I think you’re in.
I’m gonna put her phone back, so I don’t lose this in the water.
Run, at the end, just let go.
See that?
-Okay, son of a... -Attaboy.
Okay?
[bleep]!
The current is strong where we are.
There’s no barriers, there’s no windbreaks.
I need to act pretty quickly
before this becomes a open water rescue.
Oh, gosh.
You almost made it to the beach.
Perfect. Let go!
Oh, my God.
Ah.
Ah, dude.
Okay.
Oh, gosh, you okay?
You had an adventure.
Ah!
Perfectly graceful.
Oh, my God.
[bleep]!
Ah!
Go!
-It’s amazing. -You did the rope swing?
-That was wonderful. -Good job.
Are we just standing here? You think they’re coming back?
I don’t know.
Yeah, of course.
[hiccups]
Mind if I join you?
Thank you.
Is this rinsed?
Yeah, that one’s rinsed.
You heard about this whole ----ing Gary Alex debacle?
It sounds so dumb, dude.
Gary asked me this morning.
He’s like, you wanna be on day shift?
I’m like, what?
He was gonna put Alex on night. To punish him.
Because he didn’t wanna see him.
Look, I’m sure Gary feels really embarrassed right now,
but I don’t feel bad for the guy.
The immature way that he deals with conflict
is exactly what got him into this mess.
You can’t let it consume your work life like Gary does.
I don’t know that I’d ever try to hook up a girl
after she hooked up with Gary.
I’m doing it.
What?
I don’t know, man.
I think you should go see your doctor.
[laughing]
Oh, [bleep].
Yeah, what would you like?
Sure.
Yeah, sure.
Thanks, Lucy.
All right, the party can start.
Yes, it can.
Yeah, cheers.
-Yeah, a little more. -A bit more?
Yeah. There we go.
A little more olive juice.
These guests are drinking like water’s running out
in the ocean.
I just want normal nice guests.
Just enjoy the sea.
But no, here we are.
[belches]
Sh--.
Um...
Okay.
Can we get six shots of tequila?
-Yeah, sure. -Merci beaucoup.
-Scooch. -I can’t.
I meant in.
Everyone scooch in.
I can’t scooch in.
Oh.
-I got stuff under my legs. -Sorry.
Tequila!
-Sorry. -Thank you.
-Honey, she was busy. -She is busy.
No, she has the staff.
Cheers, queers.
Yeah.
-They’re psychopaths. -They’re psychopaths?
-Yeah. -Au revoir.
Au revoir, Peewee. Au revoir.
It’s insane.
Are they getting ----ed up?
Yeah, they’re pretty hammered.
You’ve always been sincere though.
-You have. -No, but...
What?
You literally just threw half your drink.
Thank you.
Do you want more olive juice, baby?
No.
He’s hungry. He’s having lunch.
I can’t drink the martinis without the olives.
I have to eat them as they go.
He’s got to eat as he goes
with the constant flavor, flavor, flavor.
-How’s their mood? -Drunk.
Drunk?
Yeah, they’re drinking a lot.
Ugh.
[bleep], there’s so much to do!
-And so little time. -And so little time.
Story of my life.
You’ve got five guest meals left, Cheffy.
I know. I can do it.
[sighs]
We’re going to try and give them a sail?
-Yeah. -You can start picking up.
Colin, Colin, can we fire up?
Yeah, copy that.
[gasps] Agh!
[whistles]
Uh, all crew, all crew, we’re gonna start putting sails up.
As soon as Alex gets up,
we can start getting the mizzen out.
This wind is crazy.
Are we sailing or are we on motor?
Um, they are raising the sails right now,
so if you guys want to set up there,
-We’ll meet up there, yeah. -To see it all happen.
[snoring]
What’s wrong, boo-boo?
Stop there.
You want to eyeball the main?
Amazing.
Here’s your double espresso.
Oh, yeah.
You got a little sleep there, yeah.
That looks good.
Hey, coming out on the genny.
-Here we go. -Oh, yes.
Got some good wind. It’s gonna be a good sail.
Yeah.
Okay, that’s main engine off.
All right, let’s do this.
[clattering]
-[bleep] it. -Need help?
Yeah.
This is out of this world.
-[bleep]. -[bleep] me.
Oh, my God, this is burning hot here.
Give me something to grab.
Coming up...
Get out of the room or get off this boat.
The first moment I see anyone getting aggro,
they will be getting off the boat.
You’re clear on that?
There is nothing to be clear about.
Dude, you’re getting aggro to me,
Yeah.
-This is the best. -This is the best.
That’s good.
Amazing, huh?
[bleep].
Is this hot here?
Yeah, really hot.
-Here, here, here. -Burning.
It’s on full.
Excuse me, guys. Still going sideways.
-You good? -Yeah, thanks, Chase.
Oh, man.
Huh? No, we’re gonna put these away.
Okay.
Jesus, this nearly went overboard.
Come forward a touch.
-Forward? -Yeah.
You’re good, Glenn.
How you doing, pretty lady?
Almost ----ing done.
Hey!
You can drop, Colin.
One of you want to get into your blacks real quick?
Okay, I’m gonna shut down.
Yep, go for it.
I wish I had ----ing style.
I like your style. Simple, clean.
-It is very simple. -Hot.
You stop that.
Get me all fired up.
Is it family style still?
No.
Are they all asleep, do you know?
I figure some of them are sleeping, yeah.
-No. -Yes.
What are you even arguing about? You’ve got two boyfriends.
Hi. Sorry, we have all your clothes for you guys.
Of course.
If it’s an example of being in a throuple,
stay me the [bleep] away.
Get over yourself.
Is this what they requested, Amazon?
Yeah. Glamazon.
-Bro, that was wild. -What?
Delivering the clothes, yeah?
-Yeah. -Oh my God.
They, the throuple is like, arguing...
Are they getting aggro?
Like, are they going to fight?
I don’t know. Like, it was weird.
This is the last charter of a very long, tough season.
I just want happy guests to enjoy themselves and relax.
I don’t need a spat.
If you guys see anything weird, let me know immediately.
All right.
This is thong and wrap.
Looks good. Shall we?
-We shall. -We shall.
Is it?
How are you doing for dinner?
Would you like to sit down?
-Yeah, I think so. -Yeah?
Okay.
Toddy.
-Oh... -Thank you.
You’re welcome.
-Throuple. -Throuple.
The truffle.
It makes no sense to me whatsoever.
Well, so it begins.
Nice. That was a good one.
Ileisha, they’re sitting down.
-They’re sitting down? -Yeah.
Drunk fighting guests is not ideal.
But this is my last charter,
and I have put a lot of hard work into this.
You’re going to enjoy this.
-Are you going to come with us? -Yeah.
You’ve got to be very careful because it will ruin underneath.
So, did everybody like my unicorn ride today?
-I didn’t get to see it. -I didn’t get to see it.
We untied her and let her loose.
She wanted it.
Yay, food, I’m dying.
Oh, I didn’t know what we were gonna do.
So, for this course, we have avocado mousse,
whipped feta, and caviar
with Sardinian toasted bread.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
It’s delicious. Thank you.
Everybody loves caviar.
It’s so funny. I can’t spell caviar, but I love to eat it.
Mads.
What?
You’re lying.
Look at it.
Oh my God. Look.
The flavor’s delish.
Ileisha, we’re about to clear.
[bleep].
These lucky mother----ers.
Oh, you poor thing.
That one, okay.
Okay, guys, let’s go.
For tomorrow’s workout.
We have requested a workout with the crew.
Oh, perfect.
I love that journey for you. We will be having mimosas.
All right, here we go.
Oh my gosh.
This is not big enough.
Yes, thank you.
For this course, we have bone-in ribeye,
roasted parsnips, and a confit garlic puree.
-Enjoy it. -Thank you so much.
This is what I call vacation.
What’s a parsnip?
It’s kind of like a mix between...
-Potato and parsley. -Just think potato.
Ew. Stop.
Oh, help me, Daisy, I can’t.
Oh my God.
Stop.
Oh, no. No, we were just doing people watching.
-No. -Yeah.
We were doing people commenting.
We were just noting the amazing amount of people
that don’t have mirrors in their house.
You have to get the backstory.
What was it?
It’s very large people in very tiny clothes.
No respect for others around you.
That’s what it is.
I don’t give a sh--.
If they’re happy and whatever, just mind your own business.
But at the same time...
Then you give them a high-five for being themselves.
But at the same time, you would not [bleep] them.
That has nothing to do with them being themselves.
-Yes, it does. -Absolutely not.
They can do whatever they want without me.
It’s not about me. That’s the point.
Sorry you got pressed over something
that was nothing about you.
Shut the [bleep] up.
I’m sick of your opinions.
Don’t ever try me again, bitch.
You barked at me, mother----er.
You turned it into something nothing.
-I’m asking, which opinions? -Nothing.
Grant and Ray are now going at it.
-At the table. -Yeah.
Woo-hoo.
[bleep]. Trouble.
Trouble, all right.
Interesting man.
I think I need another martini.
Interesting what?
You’re an interesting man.
-Say it out loud. -I’m a very interesting man.
You piece of sh--.
[bleep] him. Todd can do better.
Hey. Hey, please.
It’s all right.
Calm down for a second.
Grant was so upset.
-Thank you so much. -No worries.
Jesus Christ.
-I’m not. -I will.
-I know. -Let me out.
Oh, boy.
-Let’s let him out. -Okay, let’s let him out.
Let’s let him out.
I don’t want to be a part of this.
I’m gonna stay over here.
-I’ll grab this. -This is the feeding corner.
-Copy that. -[bleep]’s sake.
This is never a normal day.
This is the safe space.
What just happened?
I am calm.
Everyone go "um."
-Um. -Um.
Randy, get out of here.
Get out of the room, dude.
Get out of the room. Get out of this boat.
This is unbelievable from you.
-Get off. -Upstairs.
Just get out.
Is this how you want to talk?
-No, no. -Don’t push anybody.
This is ridiculous.
I’m telling you, the first moment
I see anyone getting aggro,
they will be getting off the boat.
Keep that in mind when you talk to your friend.
You’re clear on that?
We are not getting violent.
We want to talk.
There is nothing to be clear about.
You’re getting aggro to me
Ray, this is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
-So I-- -It is ridiculous.
Because I just tried to have a normal conversation
with them and I was calm.
Maybe it’s best to leave until the morning
when everyone’s calm down and sobered up a bit.
Absolutely, absolutely.
-Okay. -Thank you.
Welcome.
If Randy gets rubbed the wrong way.
-Yeah. -Then you’re ----ed.
-Yeah. -Like, royally ----ed.
Can you stay here and just see
if he tries to go into the room again?
I don’t think he’s going to.
He’s pretty ----ing wasted.
I’ve dealt with nightclub scenes that are like this.
This woman wanted to get up into the VIP,
but I wouldn’t let her because she wasn’t in that section.
Yeah, she punched me.
First punch thrown and they’re ----ing off the boat.
I didn’t punch her back though. I wish I did.
This is gonna be a long night.
I’m gonna go to bed.
If you need muscles, call Chase.
Yep.
No, because...
What the [bleep] were you thinking?
I know.
You might have to be a bouncer tonight.
They’re about to punch each other’s lights out.
-Really? -Yeah.
It was bad.
I feel like I can help.
Like, I’ve been a security guard before.
Bruh.
I got a bad feeling, man.
Mads, you can go to bed.
Get up for 6:30.
Okay.
-It’s bedtime. -It is.
Everyone’s tired, it’s going to create drama
when everyone’s hungover and sh-- like that.
Adds to the stress.
Drama? Just all of you called in drama this morning.
I still don’t understand.
But what do you want from Mads?
You either want to be with her or you don’t.
I don’t know, mate
I need to take some time off, get my mind off ----ing work.
You know what I mean?
What’s up, buddy? Missed a good time.
Ray seems to be instigating all the problems.
So, anything happens, just come and get us right away.
Of course.
[bleep], it just doesn’t stop.
Night.
[snoring]
-Good morning. -Morning.
Um...
I’m going to go see if you missed anything.
I’m sure I did.
-Good morning. -Hey, yeah.
-Good morning. -How are you both?
I am calm. And now my breakfast is coming.
Do you want us to wait for everyone?
Do you want us to bring it up in like an hour?
Uh, I’d say bring them up and people can
kind of grab as they want.
-We’ll do that then. -Thank you so much.
-Thanks, Daisy. -You’re very welcome.
We’ve got one crew night left, guys.
I’m already thinking about it.
What bad decision are you going to make?
I’ve already made all the ones like you.
Want to make out again?
No.
I think I’m last in line.
I dare you to start hitting on the guy you actually like.
I do hit on him every day.
I am a ho.
You’re a politician is what you are.
That’s even worse than ho.
We’re going to start bringing out breakfast
whenever you’re ready.
-There’s two of them up. -Okay.
Morning, sir. How was your evening?
Good.
I’m starving now.
It should be ready.
Oh, perfect. There’s some shade back here.
Um, sure.
I’m going to start bringing up.
Okay.
This is a fromage leek frittata.
So that’s for me. What’s for everybody else?
There’s a lot of food coming, pace yourself.
I’m not about to knock on their door, that’s for sure.
-Morning, gentlemen. -Morning.
My understanding is we’re going to do
a little bit of a beach workout.
Yeah, have a whole workout in my head
that I was going to put everyone through.
I think we’re good to go.
-We’ll organize. -Okay, thanks.
Bon appetit.
I decided to wear my Fire Festival shirt today.
Just be like, no matter how bad it gets, it could be worse.
-It could be worse. -It could be worse.
Yeah, I’m not ready to rehash anything yet.
Let’s just go away.
Yeah, so they do want to go ashore.
Yeah.
So we have the little cattle bell, bring that with.
What drinks would you like to take to the beach?
-Yeah, like a tequila punch. -Yeah.
-Okay, cool. -Water and tequila punch.
Muscles.
And then as soon as they are all,
you can go down and do their cabins.
Yes.
-Thank you. -Pleasure.
Looks like breakfast is still out there, so that’s good.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Sorry about last night.
No problem.
I told them after last night I have to serve us.
No, not at all.
It’s perfect.
Yeah, almost was like, I’m just going to
stay on the boat and read my book.
No, no.
Also, I didn’t want to be there when the boys woke up.
How are we going to approach the others
when we’re faced to the face then?
We’re just going to move forward.
It is what it is. Sh-- happens.
I may your stewardess, I may be your maid,
maybe have to clean,
but I should never have to flush the toilet for grown-ass men.
----ing gross.
I just want to come home. These people are animals.
I’m not even joking.
Dad, Dad. Dad, they’re animals.
I want out of here. I’m done.
I want to go home.
I’m so tired.
I’m just ----ing done with this sh--, man.
Coming up...
At this stage, I feel like Gary
is just trying to [bleep] with our relationship.
This is the last ----ing straw.
I want to go home.
Okay.
I’ll call you back, I’ve got to go.
Enjoy the beach.
Thanks.
Thank you very much.
So we’ll do 30 seconds,
10 second transition, then we’ll go on a swim.
So you’re going to work out with us then?
I can work out. Yeah.
We use each other as equipment.
Mads, would you be willing to be our plank position?
-Yeah, for sure. -Deal.
----ing weird, man.
Nice, Alex. Super deep. That’s awesome.
I am missing the personal training session of a lifetime.
Shut up.
Killing it, Mads. Nice, tight core.
I’m actually glad it’s just the three of us right now.
I much prefer that.
Nice, Alex.
I know you can go faster than that. Come on.
-Take a rest. -Holy sh--.
Thanks for the sick pump, Mads.
Uh, nah.
What’s happening?
-Need a hand? -Thanks a lot.
Who’s at the beach?
Uh, Alex and Mads.
Alex and Mads?
Okay.
We’re too adorable.
What’s on your mind, Gary?
You don’t seem like normal, perky self.
No, no, I’m good.
Maybe it’s just because it’s the end of season.
It’s not because Mads and Alex are on the beach right now.
No.
It’s a great view, Alex.
Keep it up, whatever you’re doing down there.
-I’m over that. -You’re over it?
Well, what I am tired of is everyone telling me how I feel.
Who’s telling you how you feel?
Everyone. You, Daisy.
What’s Daisy telling you?
She keeps asking me that in the laundry.
Well, what do you want from Mads?
You either want to be with her or you don’t.
You ask me right now, do I like her?
No, I guess.
But I don’t know why it’s so concerning to her.
It’s like, what does it really matter if I like her or not?
What difference does it make to you and your life?
Are we heading back soon?
You have a good sense of style.
Yeah, I can call him. I’ll let Gary know.
Yeah, perfect.
Gary, Gary, Alex.
We are ready to be scooped up over here on the beach.
Copy you, I’ll head there now.
I think this is the first beach
you’ve gotten to come with me to.
This is the first beach I did all season.
It was a good one.
I’m going to take one of these cookies out for a spin.
[chuckles]
Copy, coming back with the guests.
-Do you want anything? -Uh, no, not yet.
Okay, no worries.
These nautibuoys are rocking, Deb.
Nice and slow.
Wow.
[snoring]
-Hi! -Yeah, it was nice?
Sweat out all the alcohol and start all over again.
Yeah.
You’re going to give those a rinse, yeah?
Everything a rinse. Yeah.
How was your workout?
It was short, but it was needed. Yeah.
Okay, that’s cute.
And you can get into your blacks real quick.
Okay.
God damn it, Chase Lee Max, you are a good-looking human being.
All right, big boy.
I’ll give you a better one tonight.
Had an interesting chat with Gary before.
He’s very confused
because you keep asking him if he likes Mads or not.
Like, why is she asking me?
Why is she so interested?
Why is she...
Ready?
That’s what he made it sound like.
No.
My defensive mechanisms are kicking in a little bit.
I almost feel like Gary isn’t just going to step aside
and let us be together.
I’m just getting alarm bells left, right and center.
-Dais? -Yeah.
Okay.
Up.
My turn.
Oh, sh--.
-You just got to rub it. -Oh, yeah.
That’s a big boy rolling the table.
How pretty is it?
That is quite funny.
Hilarious.
I’m so confused.
It’s crazy.
Come on, son.
No, it’s like I can keep a good smile
and swallow a lot of sh--.
But then there’s just a point
where like I can’t just smile anymore.
-Yeah, I know, I know. -Like I just ----ing...
It’s just like, yeah, I know.
Honestly, I really couldn’t care about Gary
and any of his relationships.
I was only trying to help him as a friend.
I’m just over smiling
and ----ing being like everything’s fine.
The way he twists things is just ----ing confusing.
Where is everyone?
He’s disrespectful towards you.
You are the person I want to be with.
This is horrible.
-No, it’s horrible. -This love triangle thing.
It’s not a love triangle. It’s over.
At this stage, I feel like Gary possibly
could be trying to [bleep] with our relationship
and I’m ----ing over it.
Honestly, this is the last ----ing straw.
Sea doggy dog?
If Gary can’t be friends with me without ----ing stirring sh--
then I don’t want to be his friend.
On the season finale of "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...
Oi!
Let’s go sailing.
We don’t have any of the breakfast cleared.
How much time do you need? Two minutes.
Two ----ing minutes.
I want to hear your high and low from the season.
Low was Glenn on my back.
That was very hard for me.
[bleep], so what’s going to happen with you and Daisy?
It’s either going to be you and her together
or it’s going to ----ing end very badly.
But what does that mean?
No, no, no, no, no.
This roller coaster is not one I want to ride anymore.
Oh, sh--.
-Are you serious? -Out of my room.
So what would you hook up with him if you didn’t mean it?
Get the [bleep] out of here.