Don'’t talk. Don'’t breathe.
Just be the opposite of the person you are.
Ah! He has wasabi on his nipples.
You hungry for sushi now?
No, thank you. Never again in my life.
Yeah.
My sister is in town,
and I was wondering if it was okay
if she stayed on the boat on our crew night out.
We'’ll make it work.
Look under this table.
That'’s how the whole boat looked.
Oh, really?
Chase was not happy this morning.
Really?
The way Gary'’s handled it, it'’s kind of made me
look like I'’m trying to, like, shoot you down.
So, going forward, I'’m going to try to include him
as little as possible.
The only reason that there'’s tension between me and Chase
is because Gary is mucking up the communication chain.
It might be better if we cut out the little middleman.
Yeah. Can we get up there?
Because there'’s a guest asking for service.
Is someone up there with them?
I literally was there like five minutes ago.
Really?
- Oh, I did it. - Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, girls, can we get some ice, please?
Oh, my gosh. Okay, that'’s not funny.
Where the [bleep] is Daisy and the interior right now?
This is absolutely absurd.
Maybe one of the girls to get me some ice.
Tim cut himself.
He was bleeding from his head for 15 minutes,
and that'’s unacceptable.
You----ed up.
Tim walked into the window here.
Gary made a radio call, and no one in interior responded.
We need to be able to communicate
at all times on the boat.
Apparently, I can'’t stress that enough.
If we have a fire, and we can'’t raise you guys.
If we have some other kind of emergency, you know,
it'’s a safety issue.
Just so you know, you can'’t hear the radios down
in the laundry or in the guest area.
What that is, it'’s an excuse,
but it'’s not where the situation stops.
How do you tell somebody that they'’re being too defensive?
It'’s not the range. It'’s not the boat.
You----ed up. Just----ing own it.
The radio is an issue, and we'’re going to deal with that.
But that'’s 15 minutes that there was no one
in your department near the guests.
So after this meeting, we'’re going to test it,
and we'’re going to find solutions.
I think the whole crew knows that the radios work.
It seems like it'’s user error.
That aside, the tip total is 20,000 US dollars.
Yes!
I think the point is valid,
but I also don'’t think that if we were in the laundry,
you wouldn'’t come and get us if there was a fire.
- Hell yeah! - Cheers!
- Cheers, guys! - To us!
Thanks, Cap.
Okay, copy.
This has never been a problem.
Maybe it is, but [bleep], let'’s see.
Ah!
Wait, mine'’s the one that doesn'’t work.
Okay.
Gary, Gary, Gary, Glenn.
See? It was low?
Your radio'’s all the way down.
, whatever.
- Glenn, I'’m in the master. - Hey, mate, I can hear you now.
- Can you hear me? - Loud and clear.
Can you go up to the aft deck?
Go ahead, Gary. Do you read me?
Yeah, I read you loud and clear.
I'’m in the passerelle.
I'’m in the laz, Glenn. I'’m in the laz.
It'’s a little bit of static, but I can still pick you up.
Loud and clear.
No, there'’s----ing static in there.
It'’s not perfect.
The solution is just leave it in the hall when you'’re in there.
And then you'’ll hear it.
- Copy that. - Copy.
Well, if we'’re leaving Bonnie in this room,
don'’t do the bathroom. Just put fresh towels.
I need a hat.
Yeah, I'’d like to meet her.
Not in like a weird way.
It'’s this done?
Yeah.
Yeah?
- Cheer up. - I'’m fine.
Oh, my God. All right.
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, my God. Hi.
How are you?
I'’m so good. How are you?
Yeah, good.
Unfortunately, the last time I saw Bonnie in person
was about three years ago.
It has been so long, mainly because of COVID.
But we talk all the time
about everything.
How was your last charter?
She followed my footsteps into yachting.
She is a yacht chef in South Africa.
But I have never worked with Bonnie,
and I never plan on working with Bonnie.
Oh, my God. We would kill each other.
Oh, my God. Your nails are insane.
Insane? Good insane?
Don'’t be jealous, Daisy.
I like the color. They'’re just a bit long for me.
I know. I know. I know.
Okay. So, Gary is hooking up with my stew.
But she likes Alex.
And Alex likes her.
Obviously, I'’ve been hooking up with Colin.
Every girl'’s dream.
Oh, pardon me.
Oh, well, it also came out that me and Gary had sex.
And I was in, like, a love triangle with Colin and Gary.
I didn'’t really know what was happening.
Sh--.
I know Gary.
Like, I swear you'’ll get married,
but it just wouldn'’t last because as soon as he had you,
he wouldn'’t actually appreciate you.
Okay, I need a drink. Let'’s go.
Okay, I'’m going to get dressed.
This is actually a bad top, is it?
You look nice.
- Daisy! - You must be Bonnie.
- I am. - Chase. Nice to meet you.
- Chase? Nice to meet you. - Alex.
Alex, nice to meet you guys.
Another night out. Here we go again.
- Nice to see you. - Yeah, how'’s it going?
Glenn, this is my sister, Bonnie.
- Glenn, so nice to meet you. - Bonnie, how you doing?
I'’m sorry, I'm a little sweaty.
I'’m going to have two tequilas if anyone wants to join me.
Do you work on yachts also?
Yeah, no, I'’m a chef on a boat.
- You'’re a chef? - Thank you again.
- I'’ll look after them. - Let'’s go!
Andale! Arriba!
Finally.
Girls and boys, girls and boys.
Pull yourself together.
- Are you single? - Always.
Chase, you reckon you'’re going to hook up with Bon-Rad?
I'’d hit it.
Chase for president!
Hi, ladies. We missed you.
Hi.
Oh, my God. Finally. It'’s Sardinia!
Thank you.
I'’m quite happy I'm at the end of the table.
Okay, so 20 tequilas, and what are you guys having?
Hello, everyone.
Can I get the pasta?
The pasta, please.
The squid. Thank you.
That used to be my party trick.
Tell them about how you got kicked out of boarding school.
No. That'’s not a good story.
I was a naughty kid, I'’m much better...
Why does this sound like me?
What kind of drunk would you describe Daisy as?
- A great one. - Agreed.
What kind of drunk am I?
Really messy.
Bingo.
I'’ll do one with you.
- Alex. - For a beer.
Cheers.
Wow, that is a large meal.
Oh, wow.
Okay, shall we cheers to you guys?
Thanks for having me.
- Woo! - Aw...
Cheers!
Barack Obama.
- Bonnie, you'’re a yacht chef? - I am.
So it'’s basically a private dive boat,
but it'’s like an expedition yacht.
He brings on his whole dive team, his whole casino team.
I'’ve gone to the most insane places.
What?
Chase, I think he'’s taking a big knock this season.
Maybe Bonnie'’s the one to pick him up off the floor.
I'’m just here, and if somebody wants to jump my bones,
they can.
You got to put in a little effort.
I'’m a 10, dude.
I'’m dependable and tall.
I have a massive cock.
That'’s fair enough.
Why is that?
Face value, you wouldn'’t be the kind of people
that would hook up.
Why not?
Because she'’s fancy, and you'’re more like me.
No, I'’m not saying you're not.
I'’m saying everything wrong.
We'’re the same kind of vibe.
Let'’s just say you know Daisy, different vibe.
I'’m just happy that someone like you tolerates her.
Where'’s Tequila?
My relationship with Daisy
does seem crazy because we'’re so different.
I'’d have to see you two together more to understand.
For us to be connecting on this level is unusual,
but the feelings are true and they'’re genuine.
And we make each other feel pretty good most of the time.
I'’m gonna go smoke till I offend you.
Whatever.
What? What? In the butt.
Exactly how I like it.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb over here.
Guess who'’s dumb.
Tell Gary what you told me today in the master cabin.
- You'’re very suited. - Who are you talking about?
You and Daisy, but as in your best friends,
when you'’re alone together, it'’s amazing.
If we'’re on a desert island.
Let'’s say you guys would live happily ever after one other.
No, sorry.
We'’d repopulate that island.
Exactly.
Take a step back.
Bonnie was only acknowledging when we'’re alone,
things are very, very sweet and very different.
Like what?
I'’ve always said it.
I'’ve always said that things are complicated.
I'’ve never denied it.
Does she want both of them?
I don'’t know.
Yeah, I'’m out. This is too much for me.
Exactly.
Oh, my, God.
Coming up...
Stop kissing me.
- Stop it. - Daisy.
You did that.
Gary'’s one of those guys that I can'’t trust completely.
Daisy'’s got a boyfriend now.
It'’s such a bummer that that'’s only why
you recognize that you like her. That'’s it.
Did you finish my drink, you [bleep]?
No, one sip left.
Yeah, thanks.
How you doing?
A lot going on out there.
What'’s happening?
A lot of chit chat. I'’ll tell you that.
Because she'’s got a bit of a... whatever.
Knowing Daisy and Colin are kind of together
having Daisy'’s sister telling me that
they'’re not suited for each other and we are hurts.
Maybe I'’m in denial.
It'’s like I'm not accepting that I'’ve lost my chance.
That----ing hurts. Feels like dead butterflies.
Mm, delicious.
- Let'’s go. - Right, then.
Yes.
- Woo! - And off we go.
Thank you.
Bonnie, you'’re coming in this one. Let'’s go.
No!
Bonnie!
You'’re almost so unbelievably gorgeous.
But there'’s gotta be a competition.
The person who loses has to tell Chase...
I don'’t want to hook up with him!
That'’s not your----ing choice.
Hey, who'’s getting sexy back there?
Who does the three-way kiss?
Ready?
One, two, three. Mwah!
No, kiss like you mean it. That was bullsh--.
Wait, wait, wait, who do you want to kiss?
You and Chase, make out.
Oh, Bonnie and Alex, let'’s go.
Ah!
Unreal.
What the [bleep] did I ever do?
What the [bleep]? I'’m McLoving over here?
McLoving, I'’m weak.
Poor Chase, he'’s always so close,
but the satisfaction of watching a man
getting pied so hard.
Chef'’s kiss.
Right, we'’re here.
- What do you want? - Beer.
Chase, can you just come here for a second?
Chase, you are honestly the second best deckhand
I'’ve ever had in my life.
I wish your personality complimented your work ethic.
Wait, Chase, relax.
She'’s gonna get you again!
Three----ing times!
This is bad. This is real bad.
I'’ve let down my - ing country.
Let down my family.
Yeah, I'’ve got my boardy shorties on.
Let me get my swimsuit.
Stop doing that.
- Stop. - Stop kissing me.
- Stop it. - Daisy.
You did that.
- You. - Daisy.
Daisy?
Oh, [bleep].
I can'’t hear sh--.
I know.
- You love it. - Shut the [bleep] up.
You do. You shut your face.
I do. I do.
Both of you shut the [bleep] up. Get upstairs.
You'’re gonna wake up, Glenn. Take the trash with you.
Where the [bleep] is Bonnie?
Bonnie.
Nope. Nope.
- Colin, get in. - Get in.
- Let'’s lie here. - Oh, yeah.
Night, girls.
So tough.
Where'’s Daisy?
I like you. I want you to be in my life.
But you are in different stages of your life.
What do you mean be in your life?
Saying, let'’s try to make this work.
Let'’s try to be together.
Stop doing that.
Stop kissing me.
Either you move to Europe or I move to the States.
But you don'’t think that's very, like, fast
for just knowing me?
He only wants me to be his girlfriend
so that Alex can'’t have me.
But I'’m also not an object to be had. So...
Come on. Don'’t be a poop.
Come on.
Bonnie'’s too drunk to speak English.
Dude, my----ing car ride back.
Alex kissed Lucy, Madison, and Bonnie.
This is not good.
Gary'’s on edge. And he'’s a bit jealous.
And his competitive nature is going to start kicking in.
- Geez. - Yeah.
Bonnie.
Oh, there it is.
- Will you go to bed? - No, I will not.
I'’m taking you to the master cabin.
Give me my----ing pillows.
Give me my blankets.
Why are you----ing...
go away mother----er.
No, no, no, no. I'’m going bad.
- Good night. - Good night.
Wait, but Bonnie'’s in the master.
Why is this one closed?
That'’s on you. I'’m not interrupting anyone.
I have, all night. Bye.
Good morning.
Where'’s sea doggy dog?
Oh my God, oh...
With Colin, the sexual energy between us
is very much alive.
It was definitely up there.
If you'’ve had as many girlfriends as Colin has,
you kind of expect it.
Did you have fun last night?
I did have fun, yeah.
You sluts.
You know what you'’re doing, yeah?
- Crack on the cabins. - Yeah.
Cool.
Luce.
I'’ll just get my radio.
Okay, this was a fire.
Hung the [bleep] over.
That'’s just what we needed to see in the morning.
Sea doggy dog.
So you'’re coming to Dublin regardless?
Bon-Rad. You'’re leaving.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah.
What do you mean? I'’m traumatized.
Everyone was down here last night.
That room was Daisy'’s and Collin'’s.
And that one is Bonnie'’s.
We'’re all culprits.
- Baby, come back. - Kiss.
No.
I didn'’t.
- I saw. - They did, I saw it.
Say goodbye to your lover.
When did you make out with her?
In the van ride.
- You cut his lunch. - Yeah.
Thank you so much. I hope I see you guys again.
Yes.
Yeah, that'’s what I'’m going to eat.
- Well, thanks, guys. - Bring it in.
Bonnie was definitely a hurricane
through the Parsifal 3 crew.
And she was pretty spot on with her analysis of Gary.
- And you. - Just get out of here already.
Oh, [bleep] off.
But my relationship with Colin is very different.
He'’s direct. He knows what he likes.
And I think his calm nature is very attractive.
So this is all very fun and exciting and new to me.
- Bye, guys. Thank you. - Cheers, Bon-Rad.
- Bye, Dais. - Bye.
What does it smell like alcohol on here?
Probably someone was drinking.
Did you guys get on last night?
No.
Sure.
Sure, pal.
Oh, my God. You should have seen what happened in the taxi, Dais.
We go, oh, kiss the boy you fancy.
And Chase is like, sat there like this.
And then she turns around.
And makes out with Alex.
Like, turns around.
I'’m gonna wet myself!
He was so heartbroken.
Chase is growing on me.
Yay!
God damn it, cigarettes.
Gary, Daisy, and Ileisha,
could you guys meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?
Okay, here we go.
Yes, this looks fun.
Bryan is North Carolina'’s top realtor.
He is accompanied by his companion, Rob.
Joining them are longtime friends Madison
and married couple Craig and Wick.
- Oh, hang on a second. - Oh, my God.
Did you see this?
There are three pages from Bryan.
Yeah.
Jesus----ing Christ.
A book, this.
"I don'’t expect the chef to be as versed
"in international cuisine as I am.
"So I ask they not attempt to provide me any dishes
from outside their wheelhouse."
Meow!
Well, he knows what he likes.
Bryan has requested his toilet paper
to be folded into roses one day and sail boats the next.
On night two, they would like a pride dinner
with seven courses, each course to represent
a color of the rainbow.
I expect all courses to be plated.
My ideal dinner is at least ten courses.
What?
Oh, my God.
Please understand that I expect my preferences
as primary to supersede those of my guests.
Everything about the primary.
This is literally a nightmare.
Um, okay.
ing hell.
Coming up...
Let'’s race that boat.
Don'’t let them get past us.
They'’re beating us, Colin.
Boys are playing with their big toys.
Don'’t let them win.
All right.
- Phew! - Cool.
There'’s no time for sailing.
Yeah.
It'’s really important that the level of service is five-star,
because the guests have a very high standard as they should.
I think Bryan is going to be a little bit high-maintenance.
Just a tad.
We had some issues on our last charter,
so there'’s no room for mistakes again.
I expect the team to really be at the top of their game.
I think it'’s going to be a good one.
- Yeah. - I'’m looking forward to it.
Thank you.
Phew!
I'’m just going to be on my laptop,
researching a million things.
ing Tim'’s face is still on here.
Great.
Hi, this is Sailing Yacht Parsifal 3.
We'’re having a pride party,
so anything rainbow-themed, pink speedos for the boys.
- The boat looks good. - Thank you.
Yeah, nice. That'’s pretty quick.
No, we'’re done.
Have a look at this.
Three pages for the primary guest.
Oh, my God, no.
Night, babe.
Night, Lucy.
Another day, another dollar.
Second to last charter!
What'’s up, buddy?
Do you want to give me a hand, rolling this up?
I can do pink champagne when they come on arrival.
Thank you, babe.
Radio'’s on full blast.
Oh, sh--. I forgot.
It'’s okay, we're together.
These are looking good down here.
I'’ll come up and do the fly bridge.
Copy, thank you.
We can both do it, Dais. Like the real team we are.
You'’re being weird this morning.
I'’m just trying to show you how much I care.
Have you run into a first mate yet?
Gary works, but he'’s not working on deck.
Oh, sh--.
That dude is chaotic.
Gary needs to be more mature and conscious.
I mean, when your two subordinates
are basically saying, look, we'’re better off without you,
that should be eye-opening.
I feel like I'’m not really learning anything
about sailing, which sucks.
Gary seems like the kind of guy
that you really need to ask that stuff.
You need to go and seek out the knowledge.
I would love a little more presence.
All crew, all crew. There'’s provisions on the dock.
Copy that, Alex.
Interior, interior.
Any of you guys hear that radio broadcast?
Copy that, on my way.
Are they the zucchini flowers.
I don'’t know. I don'’t understand vegetables.
Ah!
Ileisha, do you have your radio?
- Yeah. - Cool.
I think these might be our speedos.
- What do you think, Glenn? - It'’s very sexy.
We got one for you, too. I got an extra small, made sure.
You'’re just going to do the toilet papers.
Yeah, other than that, it looks pretty good.
Last charter, we weren'’t on top of the guests.
We weren'’t there enough.
We weren'’t giving them our 110%.
I'’m definitely feeling the pressure to step it up
and deliver the best service I can.
Girls, this is his chocolate for bedside and...
Oh, for turn downs.
Yeah.
I am on a mission.
I had a look at the cabins. They all look good.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, my God.
I'’ll put the good ones in the master.
The sh-- ones in the other one.
Fair enough.
All crew, all crew.
Guests will be arriving in 15 minutes.
Copy from Colin, Chase and Gary.
Copy for interior.
That'’s the spirit, Mads.
Yeah!
Everybody ready for a great charter?
Yes!
Ooh, it'’s hot.
That'’s what he said.
- Here they come. - Hi.
- Thank you. - Welcome to Sardinia.
- I'’m Captain Glenn. - I'’m Bryan.
Hi, I'’m Daisy. Nice to meet you.
I just want to make sure that I can'’t
wear these on the boat, right?
Oh.
You definitely don'’t want to wear them up the paserelle.
- Hiya. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Hello.
Welcome aboard.
Hi, I'’m Mads. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Welcome aboard Parsifal. Welcome to Sardinia.
Daisy is going to take you for a little tour of the boat.
We'’ll get all the luggage on board and we'’ll get out of here.
Hopefully, go do some sailing.
- Yay! - Lovely.
Lovely. That'’s why we're here.
So, if you want to follow me up the stairs.
Oh, my God. Did someone come with high heels?
No ways.
This is the sundeck. You'’ve got the hot tub.
You'’ve got the bunny pad for sunbathing.
This is amazing.
Oh, I love a big wheel.
That can be for the sage.
Oh, my God.
So, down here, we'’ve got the main saloon.
Obviously, the bar area behind you.
This is divine.
Rainbow skewers for some rainbow boys.
And here we have the master cabin.
I'’m in love.
Chocolate!
I love you, chocolate.
- That'’s it. - Thank you so much.
You'’re very welcome.
Colin, you can fire up.
Firing up.
- Gary. - Yeah, Cap. Go ahead.
We can dump the lines.
Roger.
Come on here, little cuties.
- All mooring lines on board. - Copy that. Thanks.
Maxi overnight pads. What are those?
You don'’t need that.
I just love going through cubbies.
Anchor'’s home, anchor's home.
Copy anchor home.
Okay. Fruit skewers.
Manchego wrapped in fried sage cheese.
I'’m going to start coming ahead.
Would you like a canapé?
It'’s Manchego cheese wrapped in a fried sage leaf.
Oh, that'’s so good.
Oh, my God.
Look at the rainbow fruit.
I thought we were the rainbow fruit.
We are. And that'’s why it's perfect.
You can probably go to bed, dude.
- All right. I'’m out. - Sweet, Alex.
Very nice.
- I know. - Good feeling.
- Same, same, same, same.
When you guys are ready, let'’s start getting sails up.
Copy that.
I'’m excited we're going to get to sail right away.
Daisy, I'’m going to get quite a bit of heel.
So make sure you guys are well-stowed.
Copy.
Oh, it'’s all a lot.
Chase, can you keep eye on the mizzen?
Oh, wow.
Hold.
Okay. Get ready on the main.
Look, main sails up. We'’re going to start heeling!
Hold.
Okay. Chase, I'’m going to come out on the genoa.
Ah!
You have a table to hang on to.
Oh, good.
- Good? - Yeah.
You can come out of gear and shut down.
Woo-hoo.
- Yes. Yes. - This is sailing!
16, 17 degrees.
- Yeah, baby. - What'’s our angle, Glenn?
This is awesome.
This is probably 20.
Awesome!
Sh--!
I'’m not ready. This is insane.
ing hell!
'’s sake, it'’s so----ing unnecessary!
- 11 knots. - 11 knots, baby.
This is legit.
Damn, baby.
I haven'’t bent over this much in a long time.
Oh, my God.
I'’m like, how much can I balance without holding on?
That'’s my...
Yeah, sh--, goes flying everywhere.
We break a lot of stuff.
Ah!
This is perfect.
What boat is that?
- Zengie? - Yeah, that guy'’s moving.
- Let'’s race them. - Let'’s race that boat.
I'’m going to call them.
Are you okay up here for a minute?
Yeah, man.
They'’ve got sails up.
We'’ve got sails up.
Any time two sailboats are sailing in the same area,
well, that'’s a race.
Zengie, Zengie, Zengie, Parsifal, 1-6.
Are you guys happy if we just sail along
next to you for a little bit?
We'’re not going to come that close,
but if you get uncomfortable or anything'’s not cool,
just let us know.
Back to 1-6.
ing hell, we'’re heeling over quite a bit, aren'’t we?
Like, this isn'’t a storage space.
- Why'’s it packed like this? - Daisy!
Ah! I'’m stuck in my----ing room.
Okay.
Yeah, he'’s cool, so let'’s tack now.
Okay, coming about.
Hey, girls, just let you know we are tacking.
Moving again.
What are they doing?
11, we'’re doing eight.
Okay, don'’t go too deep, Colin.
Let'’s do a speed build first before we pair away.
Oh, yeah, baby, come on.
Look, we are racing them.
Show us what you got, girl.
- Yes! - Whoo!
They'’re beating us, Colin.
They'’re going to get past us.
Don'’t let them get past us.
Really, this doesn'’t help my prepping.
Boys are playing with their big toys.
Don'’t let them win.
I know.
Smoking these folks.
He doesn'’t look like he'’s gaining on us.
- That'’s good, huh? - Go, Glenn, go.
Whoo!
This really is like the cherry on top.
I always say my job is to impress the guests
and give them a special experience.
The best way to win a race
- is not to tell the other guy... - That you'’re racing.
I would say we'’re the winner.
Ha!
Very, very cool.
Yeah, it was, huh?
- Hey, got some sleep? - No.
Down a bit on the mizzen. Down a bit.
- That'’s good. - Hold.
Whenever you guys are ready, we can do water sports.
Yeah!
Colin, Colin, Glenn. We'’ll go out to two.
Yes, of course.
Same?
Any lime?
You know, I will do lime.
Since I'’m on the ocean, I need to avoid scurvy.
No scurvy.
What do you reckon? Is that a good bite?
I think it'’s holding.
Lock it off.
- For you? - Thank you, my love.
Of course.
What are you feeling?
I need a lot of sunscreen.
Okay, I'’ve got some here for you.
Whoo-hoo!
Careful with the current now.
Oh, no, you didn'’t!
Yes, I did!
He'’s a little bit floppy.
Yeah, Madison!
Go, Mads!
Whoo-hoo!
Getting a bit crowded over here, huh?
Yeah.
Here you go! Whoo-hoo!
- You got it up! - Whoo-hoo!
Yes, baby.
I'’m trying to make a little space in here.
This nauti-buoy is a little bit bouncy.
It'’s like a trampoline.
Have you done the water trampolines?
Yes.
That'’s what this feels like!
This----ing sink, man.
I have definitely served a ten-course meal many times,
and they'’ve always been amazing.
But this is, like, the least time
that I'’ve had to do something like this.
Generally, you have days.
- There'’s a lot going on. - It'’s all good.
It'’s a challenge, but most definitely
not one that I can'’t handle.
- Thank you, Glenn. - No worries.
You'’re a super star.
- Gary'’s trying to get by. - Come by, Gary.
He'’s carrying that big ass thing.
Oh, my God. Shameless.
What time would you guys like dinner around?
- Nine. - Okay.
Can I grab you guys anything?
I would like water and a vodka soda.
Okay, sounds good.
- Thank you so much. - My pleasure, Wick. My pleasure.
- Here'’s your still. - Thank you.
Are we going in?
Yeah, I need a little rest.
- I'’m feeling a bit sun-kissed. - Yeah.
- Am I red? - You'’re red.
I can feel it.
- You are red. - Yeah, honey.
Hey, we see what happens,
but I mean, at the end of the day,
Mads leaves after season.
It tends to always happen, really.
And how do you feel about the whole Daisy thing?
I'’m quite happy for you guys.
I mean, Daisy'’s my friend. You'’re my friend.
You got no feelings there?
I thought I did.
But no, I'’m actually...
Yeah? When did you figure that out?
Pretty much the beginning of season.
So you come into this...
Oh, you'’re such a douchebag.
You come into the season, like, wanting something.
Not wanting something, to see if anything did happen.
Because I----ing asked you that.
Well, I wasn'’t sure about it.
And also, we live two different lives, bruü.
Gary has contradicted himself so many times this season
that it'’s becoming difficult to believe what he says.
I'’ve had a little chat to Colin about it.
And I said, I think I'’ve always liked Daisy.
I'’m not going to deny the fact that it'’s there.
He'’s a friend. He'’ll always be a friend.
But I'’m just realizing he'’s one of those guys
that I can'’t trust completely.
How I live and work on a yacht, it'’s like,
how do you know it'’s a right one?
Because it'’s this----ing fairy tale world we'’re living in.
- It'’s confusing. - It'’s confusing.
Oh, my God.
Okay. What'’s next?
This is cool. I like this one more than the other.
Yeah, I agree.
Is there something I can do to get you ahead?
Talk me through my menu.
First course. Almond and grape gazpacho.
- Done. - What do you want?
Have I ever told you how gorgeous I think you are?
Um, maybe once or twice.
Eight is local sea brim.
- Yep. - With fennel slaw.
Yep. Oh, I need to do that.
- So this one, that'’s yours. - That'’s mine. Yeah.
I want the rainbow one.
Too much or not enough?
I mean always enough.
- Let'’s go eat. - Let'’s go eat.
Fabulous feast awaits.
I think, like, I'’m going to be ready in, like, five.
Okay, cool.
Oh, how lovely.
Um, what can we get you?
Champagne.
Look at how gorgeous this is.
This is fantastic.
Ileisha, Ileisha. Waiting for one guest.
- Copy. - Sweet.
Hello.
We already had dinner. It was so good.
Thank you.
We have all guests at the table.
Yep.
Mads, you can go down and start cabins.
- Make sure your radio'’s... - On.
Oh, girl, what are those?
So this is an amuse-bouche.
I love an amuse-bouche.
I love being amused.
- Ooh. - Especially in your bouche.
So this is an almond and grape gazpacho
with rose petals on top.
- Oh, that'’s lovely. - Enjoy.
Thank you so much.
You'’re welcome.
Oh, my gosh. This is heaven.
OM... Oh, my God.
Okay.
- They really are so clean. - They'’re so cute.
Lucy or Madison, you can come to serve.
You want to do it or me?
Stuffed olives.
- What a good energy. - That was a goal.
I mean, seriously.
Girl.
It'’s a fried olive. I'’m so excited.
It is definitely a fried olive.
Stuffed with beef and pork.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
Yay!
Wow.
Beetroot ketchup.
Gary, I'’ve hurt my back, man.
You'’re okay.
I'’ve just been carrying the team.
Oh, my God.
Okay, they'’re ready.
But nobody'’s going to outdo this outfit, though.
Those gloves.
Is it a squash blossom? Is it a squash blossom?
Yes, it is a squash blossom.
Oh, gorgeous.
Stuffed with lemon ricotta and beetroot ketchup.
Yay!
Look at that. It'’s incredibly delicate.
It'’s a flower blossom.
Then she stuffed it.
Lucy, when you bring that up,
can you put down a spoon and a fork straight away?
Ileisha, Ileisha, we are going to clear.
Copy.
One thing I'’m noticing that's working really well this dinner,
the interior is much better on the radios.
They'’re being more efficient.
They'’re saving energy, so I'’m very, very proud of them.
Okay, that'’s them cleared.
Okay, they'’re coming out.
Mads, can you come help me for a sec?
- Sorry, Lucy'’s not here. - Yeah.
Let'’s go, let's go.
Okay.
- Oh, my God. - No effing way.
So, this is a sweet potato and asiago cheese soufflé.
Oh.
I'’m wowed. I'’m wowed. I'm wowed.
Just by the presentation alone.
- Yeah. - I hope you enjoy it.
Yours is, like, perfect.
Wow.
Tantric breathing is the key to mastering
multiple male orgasms.
I just want to let you know that I think
you'’re such an amazing person.
What is happening to you?
You must get lipstick that doesn'’t move.
- Gary, read the room. - Persistence pays off, bro.
Does it?
How do you do soufflés in a galley kitchen?
Aw, thanks.
It'’s like a gnat that just keeps coming at you at some point.
You'’re just like, okay, [bleep], whatever.
You kissed me the first night. Thank you very much.
- The first night? - Regretted it ever since.
She kissed me on the first night, dawg.
- All right. - You weren'’t here.
That'’s why she was like,
oh, I'’ve really got to do better with my life.
If I was really trying to go for better
I'’d have made out with Alex after.
Whoa.
I can'’t believe you said that, man.
, I can'’t either.
- That'’s us over. - That was awesome.
See this? Make sure she knows this is
my plate, blown away by the potato.
Talk about knowing how to cut me deep.
ing hell.
Because I do believe there'’s some truth in that.
- How'’s dinner going? - Yeah, good.
Did they say anything?
Primary'’s obsessed with it.
- ing hell. - Well, that'’s ruthless.
That'’s----ing ruthless, bro.
Then go. Why don'’t you?
I'’m offended 100%, yeah.
I can take a joke,
but I don'’t think she meant it in a joking way.
- You missed what I said. - Why? What did you do?
So I was like, if I wanted to upgrade,
I would have made out with Alex.
Oh, my God, Mads.
It'’s a joke.
That was actually mean.
That'’s actually something I would get upset about.
Really?
- She thinks she likes Alex. - Yeah.
They both were into each other from day one.
Then why didn'’t they hookup?
I don'’t know what the is going on at all.
I'’ve tried to talk to Mads about how she feels
and where we stand,
but it seems like it'’s always been brushed under the rug.
The fact that this is happening to me now,
because this is kind of what I do,
it'’s like, are you getting the hint?
Yes, I am getting the hint.
Maybe this isn'’t a chick for me.
I need to do something self-reflecting.
Such a sloppy season.
Oh, God.
I'’m----ing over this.
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Does anybody need help with dishes?
Oh, get away!
, I'’ll do anything to make the guest happy.
Oh, my God!
No way. Did she hook up with Alex in the van?
Why didn'’t you tell me this?
Oh, my God. Seriously?
What the is going on, dude?
Mads deserves better than Gary.
I think I wanted it more than she did, so...
No, I want a chick that'’s there for me, bro.
Dais.
Stop.
What the [bleep]?
Gary is a desperate man.
When you'’re with me, it feels like time slows down.
It'’s a bit of a sh-- situation to be in.
I think that'’s one of the most romantic things
I might'’ve ever said to you.