Really?
Chase was not happy this morning.
Really?
Were you upset with the boat this morning?
It’s pissing me off that Gary is making me look
like a tattletailin’ bitch.
Might be better if we cut out the little middleman.
We’re square, G.
I’ve never, ever been mistaken for someone else in bed.
You’re both ----ing with my head.
I want you out of my ----ing head.
It’s Madison. What’s up?
I’m trying to speak to my family. [bleep] off.
Hey, Mads. I’m sorry.
I’m really mad. I can’t do this right now.
This is ----ing making me more annoyed.
-Hi, guys. -So excited.
Alisa wants to be serenaded with a guitar.
On night two, the guests would like a Viva La France
theme party with lots of seafood inspired dishes.
You guys know we’re not that far from France, right?
Maybe we actually take them to France.
We’re pretty close to this boat.
For some reason, I think we’re dragging.
Yeah, we’re definitely dragging into them.
Copy that. Firing up now.
Can you let out more chain so you’re further away?
Open, open, open, open, open, open, open.
Can you reverse, Glenn?
We really shouldn’t be this close.
-Like, holy cow. -[bleep] me.
Alex, come up to the bow.
Holy sh--.
Can you let out more chain?
Tell him to let go all his chain.
Let go of that chain, it’s going to hold us up.
I’ll dump it. I’ll dump it.
Reverse, Glenn.
Holy sh--.
We’re about to t-bone with this boat,
and they’re not ----ing doing anything.
What we need to do is let out more chain,
get the thrusters down, get spun around.
Otherwise, we’re ----ed.
Let’s start picking up.
All right, that was ----ing close.
-My heart. -My heart, too, brü.
Did you get a little nervous on there?
-Was it a little dicey? -A little bit.
-Yeah.
This is the first time I’ve ever gotten too close for comfort.
P3 is going to live to sink another day.
Move on to the next crisis.
[laughing]
Great job, guys.
Just another day on Parsifal.
[bleep], that was close. Oh, my ----ing word.
Oh!
I’ve got a lot of sushi to make.
Making sushi is an art form,
and I wanted to make something super impressive.
So, I’m making mosaic sushi.
You’ve got to make every sushi roll in a different angle.
It’s like a million different pieces of glass
put together intricately.
I think that’s why I’m a chef,
is because I love creating beautiful pieces.
Sushi time.
Gary, we’ll go up ahead and look for another sandy patch.
Your bow is over sand now.
This would be a good place to drop.
Okay, let her go, let her go.
You want to take a seat for lunch
whenever you guys are ready? Yeah.
That’s three, Glenn.
-Okay, let’s snug it up. -Looked like a good bite.
Look at how cute you are. Your clothes are ridiculous.
I think we’re okay. We’ll keep a close eye on it.
-Shut down? -Yeah.
These are super cool.
All right, so we’ve got those three ready.
Chase, we’ll do these nauti-boys.
Here we have mosaic sushi with salmon and tuna.
Wow.
So pretty.
-There we go. -This is spicy tuna onigiri.
Ow.
We could arrange that.
Gary might really enjoy it. So, careful you wish for it.
I’m done. I’m a happy girl.
This is so good.
So, like, if you had one more meal, what would you eat?
-Chalk? -Wait, what?
No!
----ing towels coming out my asshole.
Colin, they’ve asked for someone to play the guitar.
For like five minutes?
And then Gary, tomorrow, will you be a naked sushi lady?
So, they can eat sushi off of you.
They’re not allowed to eat the little worm
that comes from the middle, though.
Ew!
Gary’s given me his blessings to pursue something with Daisy,
yet he’s still being flirty and pursuing her in a way.
Maybe I’m overthinking it a little bit,
but I feel like it means something different now.
I’ll be in the engine room.
No, no, no, they’re ready to clear.
They’re ready to clear.
Those nauti-buoys out, everything out?
Everything’s out.
Can I grab this from you?
-Thank you. -Of course.
-How’s lunch going? -Good.
Good.
Seemed happy.
Just so you know, tomorrow night,
would you do one sushi,
because we’re going to do sushi on Gary,
you know, like a naked woman?
[bleep]
It’s just a seafood dinner.
And, like, a bit of sushi to put on him.
Okay, copy that.
I’m excited about dinner tonight.
Italian feast.
Pretty much just carbs for these skinny bitches.
Ah! Ooh!
Hey, I’m going to go on a break. I’m back at 6:30.
Got you.
The guests. Can you just run up and check that they’re okay?
And try and get these dishes done.
Okay, obviously get me if you need me.
This is the pineapple one.
This is without pineapple.
These two are ranch waters.
I’m just saying.
I’m super excited to see my sister Bonnie.
I know the crew are going to love her,
because she’s very free-spirited,
so I think the change of energy might be good for me.
She’s can definitely drink like a fish,
so I think she’ll fit in quite well.
So awesome.
Oh, she’s up, she’s up, she’s up!
[screaming]
Oh, my God.
-All right. -Ready?
Three, two, one.
Go, go, go!
[laughing]
[sighs]
-Yeah. -Really?
We anchored, and we were ----ing dragging,
like, instantly, but like, really, really ----ing close.
I don’t reckon we can have one single first day of charter
without having something terrible go wrong.
Hey!
Yeah.
I just believe challenges are meant to be overcome.
It makes us all stronger.
Who’s on? Who’s on right now?
-Are you on? -Yeah, both of us.
Can you get up there?
Because there’s guests asking for service,
and there’s nobody up there.
I never want to have guests come and ask me for a stewardess.
You guys shouldn’t be down here at the same time.
The standards and expectations that I set for charter one,
they don’t change for charter seven.
We want to give the same level of service.
I can bring another bottle down for you guys.
If I can reach you, here’s your Sauvignon Blanc.
Ah!
Of course.
It’s Italian night.
-Hey, dude. -How was that?
It was good.
Yeah, I see that, dude. That’s good work.
-Hello. -Hey, what’s up, then?
Just so you know,
I was going back and forth to grab clean cups
and put them away.
I don’t reckon we can have one single first day of charter
without having something terrible go wrong.
Yeah.
And Glenn came down and was like,
And I was like literally on my way up.
It’s physically impossible to have a stew permanently there.
It’s actually completely unreasonable.
I just can’t.
-You can get into your blacks. -Cool.
-How are the guests doing? -Yeah, they’re good.
Okay. Try to stay on top of it.
[bleep], I start sweating automatically.
-We’re setting up there, yeah? -I think so.
Yeah, let’s just start with the flowers.
Anybody seen a black water bottle anywhere?
Check up your bum hole.
-Oh, you know what? -It is there.
[laughing]
Yeah, it’s a ----ing beautiful evening.
I want things to be good between Mads and I,
but then also I wanted to give her space.
This is so difficult because I’m quite an attention seeker.
It feels like I’m in kindergarten again.
Whenever you’re finished down there,
you can start turndowns.
Oh, my God, I have such a fly away hair.
Great.
-Ready when you are. -Shall we? Okay.
Yes.
Can she do it? Yes, she can.
Oh, my gosh.
This is so beautiful.
-Gorgeous. -It’s gorgeous.
Okay, they’re moving up to the table.
-That’s your five minute call. -Thank you.
If you guys would like anything else to drink.
-Can we bring any of this up? -Yes.
Parsley and garlic baked scallops.
Okay. Happy to be here.
-Happy to be here. -Happy to be here.
Ooh.
We have parsley and garlic baked scallops.
Oh, yes.
Everything’s so hot.
Caprese with heirloom tomatoes and burrata.
Ugh, I love it when my feet are ----ing drenched.
Home made tagliatelle arrabiata pasta.
[laughing]
Okay, I’m digging in.
Those scallops are to die for. They’re so good.
Luce, luce?
-You need help? -Yep.
How are you guys doing?
I am literally the slowest eater.
Yes, and she’s a picker.
Ew. What is on her towel?
-I don’t know. -Gross.
They’re still eating, by the way.
Okay, cool.
I didn’t know Robyn had such big knuckles.
You just noticed her knuckles?
-Like, what? -Huge.
What a random observation.
I decided I need a sugar daddy.
I can’t do this life anymore.
[laughing]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I love a curly fry.
-I hate curly fries. -Oh, I can’t do that.
Makes me think of Arby’s. Can’t go there.
Who goes to Arby’s?
And who the [bleep] goes to Long John Silver’s?
How long ago was that that I said they’re still eating?
Five minutes.
Okay, we’ll wait a bit.
Or if we had service, seven-star service, maybe.
Is someone up there with them?
Uh, why?
Checking on them.
I literally was there like five minutes ago.
Really?
Robyn?
Is this like, I don’t care.
[laughing]
-Oh. -Oh, sh--.
Just keep somebody up there.
Just in case.
Because they already had to come once today.
There’s no other glass.
Oh.
Sorry. She was just like taking over for a second.
-Sorry. -Sorry, Daisy.
I’m sorry, Daisy.
Oops.
[sighs]
Girls, can both of you start clearing, please?
Yeah.
Oh, my God. That’s so big.
-Can I grab that from you? -Thank you.
-Of course. -It was so good.
They’re pretty big.
-We’re on vacation! -Yes, we’re on vacation.
Whew!
I don’t know if they’re staying up late tonight or what.
Have a good watch, brü.
Are you serious?
I’m going to bed. Goodnight.
Madison, go to bed.
-Be up for 6:30. -Okay.
-Goodnight. Thank you. -Goodnight.
[humming]
Goodnight.
Whatever, Alex, you’re ugly.
You’re like a little puppy,
you think you’re big and strong and tough.
You know what? Get out of my laundry room.
Okay.
[laughing]
Hello, my friend.
Bongiorno.
Well, it looks like you got to pretty much everything.
-Good morning. -Morning, morning, morning.
-Good morning. -Bongiorno.
Can I grab you guys anything to drink?
Some ice water with lemon, please.
Oh, my gosh. It’s so pretty out here.
Look at that.
-There he is. -Okay.
-Good morning. -Morning. Morning.
I just wanted to chat with you guys
about the plan for this day.
Tonight we’re doing this Viva La France dinner, right?
So I was thinking, why not do the French-themed dinner
on a dock in France?
-That would be amazing. -Yes.
So we’ll do a bit of sailing
and we’ll go inside a town called Bonifacio.
-Really? -Oh, wow.
Yeah. That’ll be before dinner.
From where we are now to Bonifacio, Corsica
is less than two hours.
I’m trying to seize the moment
and give these guys something really special.
Going to one of the coolest ports in all of France,
I think it’s going to be the icing on the cake.
See you guys in a bit.
Thank you. Thank you, Captain.
That kind of choked me up a little bit.
Same, same!
Good morning. How are you feeling?
Yeah, fine.
-Yes. -Yes.
Should we eat inside?
-Well. -Or upstairs?
I just don’t want them to have to do more work.
It’s super sunny up there,
but there’s an amazing breeze.
It’s like night and day up there.
-Everything okay? -Yeah.
Do you guys mind if we move upstairs?
There’s like a breeze up there? Back here it’s so hot.
Okay, sure. And yeah.
No, no, no. Don’t worry.
-We’ll move it. -We can do it. We can do it.
-We can do it. -Honestly, don’t worry.
It will take us two seconds.
So much easier if we just walk up.
Seriously. We can grab your things.
But if we just look at this,
if we all just take a plate, so much easier.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
-Too hot in there? -Yeah.
So they went up there just to catch some breeze.
Yeah, it’s too hot in the cockpit.
I wish we’d known I would have asked the boys
to put the awning up.
I don’t know what’s going on with Daisy,
but the guests come on board.
They have an expectation of quality service.
Now is not the time to be dragging your asses.
You know, even star athletes, star players,
they still practice.
They’re still always improving. That’s what I’m after.
-Thank you. -Of course.
-Oh, that breeze feels so good. -Oh, I know.
Thank you.
How you doing?
-I’m good. -So what’s the plan, Glenn?
It takes a couple hours to get up there.
We’ll sail. Then we arrive in Bonifacio.
We go on the dock, stern two, all the way at the end.
We stay there until about 11.
And then we leave.
Oh, the breeze feels fantastic.
Oh, my gosh.
This is a thousand times better.
-Morning, Daisy. -Morning.
-How you doing? -Good.
-I’m ready. -Okay, great.
These are blueberry muffins.
Blueberry and blackberry.
[sighs]
-Oh! -So here we have some
homemade blueberry and blackberry muffins.
Namaste.
Here we’ve got some prosciutto, asparagus, hard boiled eggs.
-Everything. -Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Cool. That still looks cute.
I agree.
What do you want from her, Gary?
Like, he’s acting like, oh, they’re going
to get ----ing married and stuff like that.
But how serious is Gary?
Dais, are those dish cloths ready?
What do you want, Gary? Dish cloths.
You have stuff all over your nose.
Ew, ew, God.
Sorry.
Oh, gross.
I love bacon. I don’t trust people that don’t like bacon.
-Right? -Yeah.
Okay.
Everything going well up there?
Mm-hmm.
-I think I need a shower. -Oh, I do.
-I’m gross. -You are gross.
-Thank you for breakfast. -You’re very welcome.
Of course.
Ugh.
I hate myself.
Clean up crew assemble.
----ing ridiculous.
That’s all right, don’t worry.
Sh---a happen-a.
This is so comfortable up here.
Oh, really?
-Hey, Mads? -Yeah.
We’re going to be sailing and port tack hard.
Okay.
I mean, what vacation is ever going to top this?
-Never. -Seriously.
Bonjour. Bonsoir.
-Rosé. -Rosé.
----ing hell.
-That’s wild. -It just popped.
You took the cage off and it popped?
-Yeah. -So that’s a good lesson.
Never have your face above it at any point.
No, my face is not above it at all.
That’s why they have a cage.
Jesus Christ.
-I think I’m going to go change. -All right.
Should we go shower?
Perfect.
All crew, all crew. Let’s get ready to sail.
-Can I pick up the anchor? -Yeah, if you want.
Colin, Colin, Glenn.
When you’re ready, you can fire up.
We’re going to start picking up.
Copy, going for it.
All right, then.
-What will we do? -All right, then.
Why would you do that?
I don’t know. As if I’m dropping it.
You want me to engage?
No, no, no, no.
So what you do is you loosen the brake.
And then, now that brake’s loose.
You know it’s loose. You can give it a little kick.
See it move.
Okay, you can go.
I think I’m finally figuring Gary out.
I mean...
But no matter what he says to me,
I’ll put a smile on my face and do the work.
I’d love to tell him off, but I’m just not going to.
That’s one shot.
----ing hell, that was properly dug in.
Go half more.
Anchors in the pocket.
Yeah, very good.
Glenn, Glenn, you’re good to go.
Copy that.
Going up.
-Here we go. -Yay.
That all looks good.
Go straight onto the main.
-Really cool. -This is gorgeous.
You can bring it forward.
-Is there tension on it? -Yes.
Hold!
Ha ha! We’re doing it.
Coming out on the genoa.
Oh, wow.
Let’s get it.
-And we’re sailing. -Woo!
Yee-haw!
-We have a very good angle. -Very good angle.
Holy sh--, this is awesome.
What the [bleep] was that?
Oh.
[bleep].
Oh, my God.
This door is so open.
Whoa.
Is it possible to heel any more?
When do we touch the water?
[laughing]
Goodbye, Sardinia. Hello, Corsica.
Coming up...
This cat’s going to be the thing
that we get to close this to, eh?
I love this part, but it makes me so nervous.
I’ve got little boats three meters off my starboard side.
The stakes are pretty high.
You’re about three meters from the cat, Lynn.
Oh, we are leaning quite a bit, aren’t we?
Yee!
One of you can go and get changed.
[gasps] ----ing hell.
All right. Kick on. Kick on.
Just stunning. 10 out of 10.
It’s kind of cool to drop sails right in front,
because then they can see the town there.
We’re slowly motoring into the wind.
Oh, my God.
So, girls, as soon as we get there,
do the table and turn downs
and keep your radios on you as well.
Okay.
Okay, Gary, if you’re ready,
I’m going to start dropping the main.
Yeah, all clear.
That’s it. Keep going.
You can come forward even more.
Gary.
[clatter]
----ing hell.
Hold!
Gary, I’m going to jump in my blacks.
Okay.
Maybe you can help me on the aft deck.
Maybe get the girls to watch fenders.
Okay.
Bonafacio Port, Bonafacio Port, Parsifal 309.
I’m going to do my turn in front of the ferry dock,
and then I will slowly back in.
So, girls, when we come in,
you both are going to look out for fenders.
Okay, the tender’s away. Tender’s away.
Can someone keep an eye on my bow and stern, please,
as I’m spinning?
Yeah, Glenn, you’ve got at least a boat length away from here.
You’re looking good on the stern.
Okay, 30 meters off your bow.
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
It’s breathtaking.
You guys are going to be keeping an eye on ground lines
down our port side as we go past these guys.
Copy, copy.
Stakes are pretty high docking in Bonafacio
because it’s a very long, narrow port.
I’ve got little boats three meters off my starboard side,
four meters off my port side,
and there’s no room to turn a boat the size of Parsifal,
so we have to reverse the whole way in.
If you can dock the boat in Bonafacio,
everywhere else is kind of a breeze.
Is it just as easy to go backwards as it is forwards?
Yeah.
Okay, so no.
This boat’s actually very maneuverable
when everything’s working correctly.
I’ve been here before. I love this place.
-Been here before? -Mm-hmm.
-That’s cool. -Pretty magical.
Yeah.
Your bow’s right down the middle, Glenn,
right down the middle.
Copy that, thank you.
25 meters on your port side
and a good 20 meters on your starboard side.
-Living the dream. -Unreal.
Beyond.
It’s... Wow.
I’m sorry.
We’re going to be dropping starboard anchor
just off the side of this cat here on our starboard quarter.
Copy that.
Five meters on your starboard side, Glenn.
This cat’s going to be the thing that we get the closest to, eh?
I love this part, but it makes me so nervous.
You’re about three meters from the cat, Glenn.
I’m just kind of trying to pivot midship around the cat.
And you are clear on the cat.
Excellent, thank you.
Crazy.
Three from utopia. You want to come straight astern.
Copy, coming straight astern.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
[laughing]
Watch these.
Holy sh--.
This is wild that we’re fitting.
Distance astern.
Clearing this boat by about two, three meters.
How are we lined up? Are we good just like this?
Yeah, we’re looking perfect.
Let me know when you’re ready, Gary.
Go for it.
The anchor’s tight, the anchor’s tight.
Okay, main engine off. Great job, everyone.
I got to go with the guests for a walk.
Perfect.
So we’re just waiting for Gary, and then we will be ready to go.
[bleep]
Oh.
So, Gary, you’ve been here a lot?
I have been here a lot, yeah.
How tacky is this?
I hate flags and sh-- like that.
-Look how cute this is. -Super cute.
All right, here we go. This is more my style.
I could stay here.
Oh, my gosh.
-So adorable. -Please go in.
Okay.
All seafood.
-What are you putting on, Gary? -I’m going to do sushi.
For dinner tonight, they have asked for sushi and seafood.
Sushi is not French, but we are in France,
so let’s just give them the French vibe.
We’ve got French seared sea bass and oysters.
They’re going to love it.
Come on. I’m amazing.
They want me to play some guitar.
[chuckles]
I smell so bad.
I need a ----ing shower.
This is cute.
-I love that. -I love the color.
-What did you buy, show us. -A shirt.
-Nice. -Thank you.
-I didn’t even try it on. -Where’s my present?
No, there was nothing that I think would suit you, Daisy.
You’ve got a boyfriend nowadays.
I can’t be buying you stuff.
-I don’t have a boyfriend. -Yeah, I think you do.
And I’m a little bit jealous.
You make things very awkward and complicated.
-Do I? -Yes.
I hate it when you do that.
Oh, are they ready to go?
Oh, yeah.
Nice one, girls. Just stack it higher.
Nice work.
-Welcome back. -Thanks.
We’ve missed you.
Yeah.
These ----ing fingers.
Do you want to say 20 minutes regroup, up on the sun deck?
Okay.
Hey, dude, you need to shower before you put that sushi on.
No, that wanted extra salt with the seafood.
-So dinner in about 15 minutes. -Woo!
-Gary, you need to shower. -I’m going, man.
Can you hike up your boxers
and we put a leaf so it makes it look
like you’re not wearing anything?
Ew.
-All dressed to the nines. -Thank you. You too.
Colin, you need to take your shirt off too.
What?
Why would they want to see Fatty McDadbod in the background?
Because some people find that attractive.
Got to have the boob tape.
[gasps]
-Don’t move. -Don’t move.
Don’t move. Don’t talk. Don’t breathe.
Just be the opposite of the person you are.
I’m going up to the champagne fountain.
Okay, let’s go.
Can you start playing?
We’re putting wasabi on your nipples.
Make it like a soft serve, though.
[laughing]
I’ve had sex with Gary and I still wouldn’t
eat sushi off of Gary.
That’s so just unsanitary.
-Oh... -I’m dying.
[laughing]
Are you kidding me?
I’m dying for that eel.
-You hungry for sushi now? -No, thank you.
-Never again in my life. -Yeah.
You guys are the best.
Here’s wasabi on his nipples, too.
That was evil.
Oh, my God.
Your nipples are all red.
Baby, baby, I’m sorry I put you through this.
Ooh!
Oh, God.
[laughing]
You okay, boy? You okay, girl?
They’re standing up now.
Never in my life.
Non-Gary-flavored wasabi?
-Yes, there is. -Thank you.
[laughing]
Coming up...
-Oh, my God. -I did it.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, sh--, are you okay?
Hey, girls, can we get some ice, please?
He’s bleeding.
Hash browns are delicious.
Oh, my gosh. Okay, that’s not funny.
Where the [bleep] is Daisy and the interior right now?
This is absolutely absurd.
Oh, my God.
Here’s to sushi.
Yay, Gary. Such a good sport.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
You guys are the best sports.
Oh, my gosh.
How horrible was that?
Look at it. Oh, my God.
It’s so fresh.
Oh, it’s amazing.
It’s Gary fresh.
Stop!
-She nails it every time. -I know.
Fun to change it up.
That was a cock idea, that.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
This is a spicy cucumber granita.
-Oysters. -Ooh.
Thank you.
Okay.
-How’s dinner going? -Yeah, good.
-Are they cool? -Yeah.
Yeah.
We’re leaving right at 11.
Thank you.
I love it when you’re all in sync.
I’m fading fast, I have to say.
-Is this the last one? -Yeah.
Oh, wow.
All crew, all crew.
We’re gonna be leaving here in seven minutes.
Firing up.
So, for your main course tonight,
we have French seared sea bass with carrot and ginger sauce
and Jerusalem artichokes.
-Wonderful. -Thank you.
Enjoy.
That’s fantastic.
Alex, let’s get you in that tender.
Yep.
-You good? -See you.
Okay, Gary, you can drop those last two lines
whenever you’re ready.
Maneuvering through this port in the dark
is more challenging than doing it in the daylight.
There’s a lot of reef, a lot of underwater rocks,
so you have to be very confident in your chart work
and your navigation.
All stern lines clear, all stern lines clear.
Someone keep an eye on the starboard side, please.
Two meters on your starboard side.
Copy that.
Anchor is home. Anchor is home.
Thank you. Merci beaucoup.
All right, Glen, your bow is straight down the channel.
Sweet. Thank you.
So that’s my chateau.
Glenn, Glenn.
That’s Alex just bringing the tender alongside.
Okay, I’m coasting.
Okay, Glenn, you’re all clear.
There’s no boats ahead. No boats ahead.
Copy that. Thanks, mate.
I’m ready to go down.
-My eyes are drying out. -Yeah.
Well, it sounds like they’re gonna have a early night.
-We’ll see you in the morning. -We will.
-Hasta mañana. -All right.
Bang!
Goodnight.
-Huh? -[laughing]
Yeah.
I hate that sh--.
So stupid.
So stupid, Gary. Gary, you’re so stupid.
It is stupid. That’s a stupid joke.
See? You do stupid things.
I’m not a big person on grudges.
I can easily forgive people, that may be to my detriment.
But in the end, people will show their true colors.
You’re so ridiculous.
Colin, Colin, Glenn. Let’s get ready to anchor.
Okay, I’m going to go to bed.
Okay.
I’m going down.
Peace and love.
And drop, drop, drop.
I’m sweating, and it’s so gross.
Yeah, I have to go and shower and go to bed.
That’s three shots. Three shots.
Okay, I think that’s a good bite.
That’s main engine off.
What, no ways?
[laughing]
What’s up, playgirl?
All right, man. Get some sleep.
Colin, Colin, Glenn.
If you’re ready, we can start picking up.
Yeah. Engine control’s all yours.
Sleep.
Anchor’s off the bottom. We’re off the bottom.
-Anchor’s home. -Thank you.
Glenn, can I talk to you for a second?
-Mm-hmm. -Okay...
So my sister is in town
and I was wondering if it was okay
if she came on our crew night out and stayed on the boat.
We’ll make it work. I’d love to meet her.
Yeah, she’s a good time.
Cool.
-Thanks, Glenn. -Yep.
-Good morning. -Good morning. Hi, Alisa.
Hi.
Do you want me to start bringing up the breakfast?
-Sure. -Yeah?
I don’t want to go.
We are ready for breakfast whenever you are.
You could start with the fruit and a little blinis.
This is so cute.
Smoked salmon and ricotta blinis.
I know.
I don’t want it to come to an end.
Woo!
-Thank you. -Of course.
Oh my gosh, she’s bringing more food.
Ham and vegetable hash browns with spinach,
poached eggs, and Hollandaise sauce.
Oh, wow.
All crew, all crew, let’s prepare for docking.
Okay, copy.
Okay, I am going down to change.
Yeah, I need to pack.
I’m not leaving.
Ah, success.
This is such a sad day for all of us.
Chevy Chase.
What’s up, sea dog?
-You want to do it? -Yeah.
My sister’s going to come this afternoon
-after drop off. -That’s cool.
Okay, Colin, you can let her go. Let her go.
Ow! I did it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Tim walked into the door. Yeah, he did.
[laughing] Are you okay?
I don’t know. Oh my gosh.
-Is she older than you? -She’s younger.
We sound extremely alike.
Oh, I see your face print over there.
Are you... Oh sh--, are you okay?
Oh my gosh.
-I missed it. -Oh gosh.
What? You’re bleeding?
-Are you okay? -I am bleeding.
I’d answer the door
or the phone and my dad is like--
What the hell’s going on?
20, Glenn. He’s ----ing bleeding, brü.
-Really? -Okay, that’s not funny.
-Oh no. -Oh my gosh.
[bleep], so many people do that, eh?
This is not good.
We are seconds away from throwing our heaving lines.
And if I’m not there, and we crash into the dock
because I’m tending to the guest, that’s my fault.
Where the [bleep] is Daisy and the interior right now?
This is absolutely absurd.
Hashbrowns are delicious.
-Are you okay? -I’m not sure.
We just need like a napkin or something.
Oh, shoot.
What the hell’s going on?
He’s ----ing bleeding, brü.
-Really? -Yeah.
-Oh, no. -Oh my gosh.
But how long has it been since you haven’t seen each other?
About three years. Pre-Covid.
-Three years? -----ing kidding me.
Three, Glenn. Three and a back to stop.
-This one? -Yep.
Yeah, baby. Good throw.
I can’t believe that it broke the skin.
-I know. -No kidding.
Anchor chains’ tight.
We’re looking pretty good back yet.
Colin, you happy if I shut down?
Go ahead.
That’s main engine off.
I was like, [bleep] it.
Just come and she was like, yeah, you’re right.
Are you okay?
Could I get maybe one of the girls to give me some ice?
-Yes. -Put it on my forehead.
Yep. Sorry about that.
It’s been 15 minutes since Gary made the call for the girls
to tend to Tim.
Why the hell haven’t they taken care of him yet?
This is unacceptable.
Did you guys hear he smacked his head?
-Who did? -Can you get him some ice?
-Tim. -Oh.
Gary called it out about 15 minutes ago
when we were docking.
What happened?
Tim hit his head.
Is he okay?
If there was a serious injury up on deck with the guests,
I would presume somebody would come find me
on this relatively small boat.
Did it stun you though?
Are you seeing stars or anything?
I did, but now I’m good.
Oh my God.
Are you okay?
Yes, I’ll be fine.
Sorry, I missed the call on the radio.
That’s okay.
When they’re docking, I tend to zone out.
Everyone okay then for anything?
-Yeah. -Okay, great.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
All crew, all crew. Let’s get everybody on the dock.
Guests will be leaving. Thank you.
Copy that.
Does it hurt?
My ego more.
[laughing]
-I’m so sad. -I know.
Excuse me.
These shoes are so slippery.
-So nice to meet you. -It was nice having you.
Thank you, Sushi boy.
Everything was amazing.
Thank you.
Well, I have to say we had the most amazing time last night,
going to Bonifacio.
Thank you so much for making that happen.
That’s a once in a lifetime experience.
And I have to say we did appreciate the tuna on Gary.
Yeah, you’re welcome.
-So with that. -Oh, thank you guys.
Very kind of you.
Have a safe trip home.
-Thank you. -Thank you very much.
-Keep waving. -Incredible.
[horn honks]
Woo!
Should we get changed into a T-shirt first?
Can I get everybody changed into their off-charter uniform
and into the salon for a tip meeting now, please?
Dude.
-How’s my hair? -Awful.
Really?
How’s Tim’s face on the door, right?
You saw it, Gary?
Yeah, I was standing on the aft deck looking in
and heard a bang.
He hit it ----ing hard.
-How? -What do you mean how?
He walked into the door.
But how? How do people not see there’s a ----ing door there?
That’s weird, eh?
All right, we’re nearing the end of the season.
I know everyone’s tired and burned out,
but that is not a good reason to drop the ball.
Please keep your radios on.
Make sure that you have a radio working.
If you don’t, come and see me.
It’s a safety issue.
We need to be able to communicate
at all times on the boat.
Apparently, I can’t stress that enough.
Just so you know, sometimes we can’t all hear the radios.
They don’t pass through, it comes through all.
That’s an excuse.
I don’t even want to hear about the walkies.
It doesn’t matter, this is so bad.
You ----ed up. Own it.
Tim cut himself, was bleeding from his head for 15 minutes,
and that’s unacceptable.
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Hi!
I just want to make sure that I can’t wear these on the boat.
This is awesome, let’s race that boat.
Any time two boats are sailing in the same area, that’s a race.
They’re beating us, Colin.
Go, Glenn, go.
Woo!
Hi.
The last time I saw Bonnie was three years ago.
Barak Obama!
Daisy’s got a boyfriend now.
Stop doing that.
Stop kissing me.
She kissed me on the first night, dawg.
That’s why she was like,
"oh, I’ve really got to do better with my life."
I was really trying to go for a better
I’d have made out with Alex.
Oh!
Can’t believe you said that.
That’s us over.